Do you have bushwack unlocked
#🕹・game-discussion
bronze pollen
autumn trout
Anything more for shop? I would drop below 25.
kind creek
Anything more for shop? I would drop below 25.
Misprint is unreliable but personally I like it, especially with stones
"Ya got it, boss" looking-ass shop
why is it all just jimbo
autumn trout
Should I next round
patent sail
both look good but you dont need them
bronze pollen
Yarn
patent sail
id go next, no cosumable to buy for perkolator
kind creek
i like square but like
stones can do square's work i think, it's 13 hands to get him to 52 which is just 1 stone card
patent sail
absolutely
kind creek
always
patent sail
greed all you can while you can
bronze pollen
Doing a round of balatro but you decide what I do
kind creek
try and get a hermit or a fool or a temperance if you can
patent sail
free money from perkolator
kind creek
get Perkeo a job
autumn trout
I need help. All out of discards.
bronze pollen
What should I do
patent sail
I need help. All out of discards.
play garbage and moneymaxx, easy
rancid glade
no no no no it cant end like this
patent sail
till the last hand
rancid glade
not the plant please
autumn trout
play garbage and moneymaxx, easy
So high card right
rancid glade
no no no no it cant end like this
PLEASE LUCHADOR I NEED THIS
autumn trout
So everything except face and stone, play it?
patent sail
yup mhm
bronze pollen
Should I play this
patent sail
aaand now ill go
autumn trout
I feel like im gonna loose like this.
bronze pollen
Contemplating opening Thos up
autumn trout
Could I get some help lol
bronze pollen
Sure
autumn trout
Spades and diamonds same amount
dense locust
i've been stuck on purple stake for a few days now what do i do
bronze pollen
Discard spade
autumn trout
Well im out of discards
bronze pollen
Play a two pair
autumn trout
Yay I got past that level
bronze pollen
Nice
autumn trout
bronze pollen
Lovers on king
autumn trout
stark charm
OH MY OGOFd
It tanks your score
kind creek
Hologram obviously wins here, but I don't know what to sell.
(flash card is at +98, I have both reroll surplus and glut)
autumn trout
bronze pollen
Hermit and don’t use it
kind creek
Vagabond temperance with egg, hell yeah
bronze pollen
Shit
patent sail
fuckkkk
bronze pollen
To late
patent sail
Vagabond temperance with egg, hell yeah
okay well thats true
patent sail
Someone made me reroll 💔
REC CARD IS LIKE ONE OF THE BEST SCALING +MULTS
patent sail
bronze pollen
To money max hermit
kind creek
copy hermit with perkeo (just keep it in your pocket)
patent sail
buy hermit and dont use it
kind creek
take vagabond
patent sail
yes
kind creek
leave shop broke
bronze pollen
Please
autumn trout
Bought and not used
patent sail
wait no??
autumn trout
What now
bronze pollen
Pls
autumn trout
So do I buy anything else
eager prawn
patent sail
cuz you just can afford it
autumn trout
patent sail
<:verdant_leaf:1185786260829261885>
selling lucha for leaf is like double 500 iq play
kind creek
So do I buy anything else
Vagabond will give you lots of tarots if you agree and go broke, he can be very strong
patent sail
yoo juggler, more parking money
kind creek
selling lucha for leaf is like double 500 iq play
This is my hole, it was made for me!
patent sail
Vagabond will give you lots of tarots if you agree and go broke, he can be very ...
i think play for us this time is moneymaxxing, not brokemaxxing
rancid glade
ohh photochad thank you for this run
bazinga
autumn trout
Anything else
patent sail
vaga is good but this is not the run
autumn trout
Do I go next round
patent sail
id go next
eager prawn
Anything else
For Naneinf?
patent sail
so perkeo copies the thing
autumn trout
It made a shiny tarot card
patent sail
For Naneinf?
they wanna get first win, no
autumn trout
As expected.
patent sail
It made a shiny tarot card
use the non shiny one
and keep shiny
now youll get free 20 bucks every round from perkeo duplications
autumn trout
Sickkkkkkk
bronze pollen
How god is this lay out
patent sail
which means parking can be dropped and replaced for score when needed
autumn trout
What now
bronze pollen
Apparently very go like
patent sail
can you still moneymaxx the parking?
bronze pollen
patent sail
if score is still fine do it
autumn trout
All of them?
old hearth
if i have money should i just buy like every pack in the shop? i usually skip arcana and standard ones
patent sail
and keep stone if you draw one
autumn trout
One didn't get me any more faces.
patent sail
if i have money should i just buy like every pack in the shop? i usually skip ar...
skipping arcana 😭
slow iris
if i have money should i just buy like every pack in the shop? i usually skip ar...
if you're above interest cap, yes
patent sail
One didn't get me any more faces.
use all, if you get faces youll probably have a good hand as well
since theres only 3 ranks of faces they are likely to have 3oak/4oak/fullhouse in them
autumn trout
No discards left and only 2 faces 💔
old hearth
skipping arcana 😭
idk i really only care about the hermit
patent sail
okayy uhhh what are card looking like
patent sail
idk i really only care about the hermit
DESCENDANT 😭
autumn trout
bronze pollen
if i have money should i just buy like every pack in the shop? i usually skip ar...
Arcana can give you soul dude
rancid glade
im getting concerned at how ive played over 20 glass cards and nothing has ever broken in my run yet
bronze pollen
Tempered glass
patent sail
use the non shiny hermit to get above 25$ and maybe look for flush/fullhouse/straight by using hands as discards
rancid glade
if i have money should i just buy like every pack in the shop? i usually skip ar...
arcana is very useful, standard can be useful but only buy if you have the extra cash
old hearth
Arcana can give you soul dude
i thought that was onky from spectral which i do always buy
patent sail
i thought that was onky from spectral which i do always buy
0.3% in arcana as well
autumn trout
What does stone even do? It's a chuddy card Imo.
old hearth
DESCENDANT 😭
also what does this mean there's no descendant card is there??
patent sail
What does stone even do? It's a chuddy card Imo.
free chips for pairslop runs
rancid glade
best unseeded photochad ive ever done fs
patent sail
also what does this mean there's no descendant card is there??
nevermind twin
rancid glade
best unseeded photochad ive ever done fs
if only the aura spectral card hit polychrome and not foil, and I was on plasma deck
jagged valve
Whats the best looking spectral card
slow iris
arcana packs can have hermits so that's already good enough reason to buy them
autumn trout
I passed that round I guess? I don't think I did good tho.
autumn trout
patent sail
since you got money from perkeo copying hermits
patent sail
use the non shiny hermit ‼️‼️‼️‼️
autumn trout
Perkeo is my homeboy
old hearth
i was just asking because i can't win for the life of me. was me avoiding arcana packs a potential reason for that?
bronze pollen
and check packs
Another soul
patent sail
if nothing in there that straight joker isnt horrible combined with +10 from holo joker
autumn trout
Do I do these arcana packs
patent sail
absolutely
slow iris
i was just asking because i can't win for the life of me. was me avoiding arcana...
yeah arcana packs can really help
old hearth
i just got a negative baron is that even good it's like $13
patent sail
buy all packs you can if you can afford without hoing below 25$
lunar zealot
under 99% of scenarios there is no reason not to open a pack if you have the money
autumn trout
slow iris
i just got a negative baron is that even good it's like $13
nop
patent sail
you shoulda taken that red card ong
patent sail
temperance is wild
death idk
what would they even death
id take temperance to maybe reroll shop
autumn trout
Do I do temperance
bronze pollen
2 rock
autumn trout
bronze pollen
Rocko
patent sail
id maybe chariot or devil
bronze pollen
Hey go to main menu then return
patent sail
or hanged actually
old hearth
if i get a standard pack with no seals or enhancements is it even worth picking any
autumn trout
Hanged for why
bronze pollen
Like 3
autumn trout
kill bad cards
Like who
bronze pollen
Hey go to main menu then return
Hey do this as well
autumn trout
Out of all, is that what I pick
bronze pollen
It’s in settings
autumn trout
Chariot on what
patent sail
what youre likely to not play
autumn trout
Like who
patent sail
welll uhhh your build isnt very concrete rn so i dont really know
id maybe do on a face i guess
autumn trout
Or is hanged better
old hearth
is this run okay
bronze pollen
Ehh yeah
patent sail
is this run okay
campfire is insane
patent sail
Or is hanged better
you can kill low ranks to have better chance at drawing high straights
autumn trout
I killed 2 low rank
patent sail
It’s good if you have perk
its good even without perkeo, $2 per X0.25
autumn trout
old hearth
unfortunately the green joker kinda sucks because i have to discard for castle
patent sail
id drop the parking, buy straights joker and maybe reroll for potentially better option
bronze pollen
its good even without perkeo, $2 per X0.25
Well you can
Sell a negative tart or planet
patent sail
since you got perkeo + hermit for econ
bronze pollen
Go to main menu real quick
patent sail
id drop the parking, buy straights joker and maybe reroll for potentially better...
straights joker as like a safe option in case nothing better comes up
autumn trout
bronze pollen
Go to main menu it unlocks a joker similar to red card
But better
Also return
To the same one
old hearth
should i stop discarding to build up green joker, like is this good enough
autumn trout
I did that
bronze pollen
Ok
autumn trout
So do I buy anything
old hearth
isn't throwback really bad
patent sail
throwback is bad because skipping is bad
bronze pollen
So it depends do you want hearts
autumn trout
I have to go actually. I'll be back tomorrow though.
patent sail
they got a straights build so far
but if they gonna do straights marble is bad because its gonna add garbage to the deck which is very detrimental to the straights
id look for marble replacement
patent sail
I have to go actually. I'll be back tomorrow though.
goog luck 🎉🐈
old hearth
should i stop discarding to build up green joker, like is this good enough
is this enough chips? my green joker is only at like 9
patent sail
should i stop discarding to build up green joker, like is this good enough
more than enough
old hearth
ok thanks
autumn trout
Is it bad that I haven't gotten my first win and I've been playing this game for 10+ hours
patent sail
Is it bad that I haven't gotten my first win and I've been playing this game for...
actually not at all
people get no wins with like 20+ hours
old hearth
no i think that's normal. i'm at 40ish with no win
patent sail
this game is kinda hard to get the gist of, but gets easy once you know what youre doing
bronze pollen
What if there was a deck that if you got the exact number for the blind 3 times in a row you don’t have base chips but have 2x the normal mult
patent sail
what
old hearth
true
bronze pollen
For the type of hand
autumn trout
I play on the school Chromebook at school sometimes but it doesn't save my progress. So surely way over 10h by now.
I should have gotten my first win by now. But I haven't.
patent sail
i have no idea how long it took me to get the first win but it was a very scuffed one
old hearth
is ante 5 too late to pick up scaling jokers? i got red card but i don't really like it tbh
patent sail
i won by getting saved by Mr Bones 😭
bronze pollen
Drtzzcloudfront or something or hackle
Hypackel
patent sail
is ante 5 too late to pick up scaling jokers? i got red card but i don't really ...
red card is still good at that point
its got really high scaling
the rest is ehh idk
red card id take
autumn trout
I feel it's not normal to not have gotten first win atp.
patent sail
should i stop discarding to build up green joker, like is this good enough
if i were you id get farming campfire
just reroll, buy and sell all consumables you find and so on until you get to 25 bucks
bronze pollen
Bro this seed
old hearth
i've been buying and selling most consumables
bronze pollen
Bro this seed
patent sail
campfire is really good even if it seems mid
old hearth
it's at 3.5 this ante
patent sail
ive been getting it to like X5 every time i get it
tardy spade
if you somehow savescummed to before the moment where to-do list changes its hand type, would it select a different hand type? Given how to-do list is not seeded
patent sail
I feel it's not normal to not have gotten first win atp.
yet again this game is hard to get the gist of
so like
can we really say that its bad
eager prawn
I can't escape from this freaking leaf
old hearth
what hand should i be playing anyways or do i skip for red card
patent sail
sell rocket?
patent sail
what hand should i be playing anyways or do i skip for red card
take one planet and skip for card
mega packs are good because you can still get something out of it and get red card mult as well
what are you playing anyway
old hearth
i didn't think about that
eager prawn
sell rocket?
old hearth
i don't know just pairs ig but i was just playing bullshit and it working cuz i have chips and mult i think
patent sail
then take whatever youre more likely to play
aka pair
and skip
take mercury and skip yea
patent sail
well i guess not
autumn trout
Is there like a perfect set of decisions per game or can you win from intuition
eager prawn
well i guess not
$70 per round is pretty great right?
patent sail
Is there like a perfect set of decisions per game or can you win from intuition
well i think like
- secure some +mult, +chips (joker OR planet levels) and xmult
- stay above $25 if you can
- any scaling jokers (except throwback) are really good, especially if gotten early
i guess this is like the tips i can give
and also pairs are overpowered but it takes a bit to explain why
autumn trout
No im interested. I've seen that pants joker that adds onto pairs and it's gotten me far in one run.
crystal berry
Holy god hand
eager prawn
Holy god hand
patent sail
No im interested. I've seen that pants joker that adds onto pairs and it's gotte...
pairs just win the game for you, thats what you need to learn
WAYY too many jokers directly or indirectly synergise with them
eager prawn
pairs just win the game for you, thats what you need to learn
WAYY too many jok...
High card is way more easy to scale ig
autumn trout
pairs just win the game for you, thats what you need to learn
WAYY too many jok...
Wait im curious now
ebon condor
your hand count is an xmult joker you have access to at all times
autumn trout
That sounds smart
ebon condor
your hand count is an xmult joker you have access to at all times
thats how i like to think about it
patent sail
High card is way more easy to scale ig
well any small hand, ive had both pair and hc runs
eager prawn
ebon condor
if you can get value from every hand you play, then thats pretty much like having x4 score
tardy spade
your hand count is an xmult joker you have access to at all times
although not all hands are equal value
patent sail
Wait im curious now
for example scaling mult jokers - ride the bus, green joker, supernova - benefit from hands you can easily consistently spam the most, that being pair/high card
same goes for scaling chips like square joker
bronze pollen
Hanging Chad is peak
eager prawn
Hanging Chad is peak
Wasted potential
bronze pollen
Why???
patent sail
for example scaling mult jokers - ride the bus, green joker, supernova - benefit...
also any held in hand card effects like steel, shoot the moon or baron also benefit the most from small hands and more cards staying in hand
same for blue seal
ebon condor
especially blue seals
autumn trout
When I was first reading up on balatro I saw a strategy of getting a lot of planet cards for high card.
patent sail
pairs are just way too good
patent sail
When I was first reading up on balatro I saw a strategy of getting a lot of plan...
thats mostly for a baron run, but yup
pairs are generally a bit better
autumn trout
Pairs. Does this count 2 pairs and full house?
ebon condor
nope
bronze pollen
Good seed
shell rock
no, just pairs
ebon condor
just 2 same cards
tardy spade
pairs scale 5 chips faster and allow you to throw away cards easier
ebon condor
just pairs
patent sail
first you play big hands to get out of low score blinds while you dont have pairslop synergies, then you pairslop
shell rock
it's because pairs are easy to draw when you have chips and mult
patent sail
Pairs. Does this count 2 pairs and full house?
2 pair is good only when you have pants joker, full house is just bad
shell rock
wait but i love full house :(
autumn trout
first you play big hands to get out of low score blinds while you dont have pair...
Pairslop lol. How do you not loose from low score doing pairslop?
patent sail
i like it too but like
shell rock
full house won me black deck gold stake
patent sail
its such a chuddy hand
shell rock
ill never hate on it
pallid galleon
two peas in a pod
patent sail
Pairslop lol. How do you not loose from low score doing pairslop?
scaling +mult and +chips and planet levels
eager prawn
full house won me black deck gold stake
Why not flush house tho?
ebon condor
Pairslop lol. How do you not loose from low score doing pairslop?
if your jokers and/or hand levels are strong enough your score will actually be fine
and even if your score is "low"
shell rock
Why not flush house tho?
because i hate flush house because im evil and i didnt find enough suit changers
ebon condor
and even if your score is "low"
like idk 15k when the required blind is 50k
bronze pollen
8PHSTNEV
Try this
Skip first blind
I mean I’m trying to get like a good long run 8+
patent sail
scaling +mult and +chips and planet levels
if you got scaling mult you can play whatever and the accumulated unconditional mult will still apply
ebon condor
you can play 4 pairs pretty much every time
bronze pollen
Ok
autumn trout
Scaling multi is the x2 mult jokers and whatnot right?
patent sail
and synergise with a lot of things
eager prawn
same for chips
Pair glazing too much here 
patent sail
Scaling multi is the x2 mult jokers and whatnot right?
thats xmult
bronze pollen
I see now
shell rock
Scaling multi is the x2 mult jokers and whatnot right?
no, more like green joker or ride the bus
patent sail
scaling is jokers that accumulate something
for example +1 mult every hand played (green joker)
or square joker
autumn trout
scaling is jokers that accumulate something
Oh I see now
tardy spade
or square joker
or wee
shell rock
green joker gains +1 mult for every hand played and loses 1 for every discard, so if you play every hand for four antes and dont discard thats +48 mult
or castle
tardy spade
or rocket
shell rock
i love castle
patent sail
their mult/chips is unconditional and applies on any hand which is why they are good
and especially scaling xmult like hologram or constellation
eager prawn
i love castle
Castle is the best for checkered deck
autumn trout
And so when you accumulate a lot pairslop is okay on score
patent sail
theres like a video by Balatro University where he goes over why exactly pairs are overpowered and need a balance update
autumn trout
Ts has more strategy than chess
ebon condor
and remember, because you can play 4 pairs with ease, pairs accumulate x4 as fast as a hand you can only consistently play once per blind
eager prawn
theres like a video by Balatro University where he goes over why exactly pairs a...
Don't worry we'll see that in 1.1
patent sail
Don't worry we'll see that in 1.1
coming on February 30th
ebon condor
q1 2026 guys
autumn trout
My parents got me into this game but they won't teach me
I'm just playing it because we own a copy
patent sail
they prolly dont know all the insane strat
eager prawn
My parents got me into this game but they won't teach me
Gamble addiction
shell rock
if you introduce a game to someone, i feel like either you just started playing and are ecstatic, or you've been playing for a while
tardy spade
I feel like we need a joker other than throwback that synergises with skipping blinds
patent sail
we need ANYTHING to make skips not ass
ebon condor
i feel like we need literally anything to make skipping even a little bit viable
shell rock
if you introduce a game to someone, i feel like either you just started playing ...
which legally means you need to teach the new person about the game no?
patent sail
i feel like we need literally anything to make skipping even a little bit viable
shared braincell
autumn trout
Are skips always ass all the time.
eager prawn
I feel like we need a joker other than throwback that synergises with skipping b...
Like when you skip a blind
You got a call from Local thunk
ebon condor
2fool 1thought
shell rock
i feel like we need literally anything to make skipping even a little bit viable
hear me out
every skip is negative tag
autumn trout
Is there a useful use case ever
tardy spade
Are skips always ass all the time.
nope
patent sail
Are skips always ass all the time.
ante 1 investment tag is insant take
eager prawn
Are skips always ass all the time.
Nope
tardy spade
hear me out
every skip is negative tag
that makes it even worse
ebon condor
that makes it even worse
i mean that improves the average quality of a skip
patent sail
ante 1 investment tag is insant take
($25 after beating the boss)
shell rock
what if i find negative brainstorm for 0 dollars
bronze pollen
I had a few magicians
eager prawn
its GAMBLING
Only on anaglyph deck
shell rock
oh yeah
tardy spade
Is there a useful use case ever
investment tag ante 1
boss reroll on a boss that kills you
handy tag after being destroyed by the Ox
voucher skip late endless
eager prawn
I had a few magicians
A bit hard run
autumn trout
Has anyone here 100% and is replaying or no
shell rock
rare skip sometimes
patent sail
Has anyone here 100% and is replaying or no
a lot of people actually
ebon condor
several people here have 100%
fluid dove
Has anyone here 100% and is replaying or no
I 100% then loaded an old version of the game and it wiped my save, so yes 🥲
shell rock
a lot of people get 100% on all three profiles
patent sail
im halfway through beating gold stake on all decks
eager prawn
GS Ante 1 first blind coupon tag
ebon condor
i assume 100% means all achivements
eager prawn
wait by 100% do you mean c++
C?
patent sail
ima beat c+ first
shell rock
which is unheard of for me
autumn trout
How many hours y'all have
patent sail
then ill farm gold stickers on like ghost probably
shell rock
ghost and yellow are what im doing
shell rock
How many hours y'all have
a lot probably
eager prawn
How many hours y'all have
?
bronze pollen
Personally why sock and buskin look like they are doing something
patent sail
How many hours y'all have
a little under 100 on steam and probably a lot uncounted on my phone
shell rock
but i dont know how to check on mobile
ebon condor
How many hours y'all have
only ~450 im not really THAT good just yet
shell rock
Personally why sock and buskin look like they are doing something
wdym something
ebon condor
going for gold stake gauntlet and failing
eager prawn
Personally why sock and buskin look like they are doing something
They should change the design
shell rock
its just the two masks
bronze pollen
It looks kinda like they’re doing the 69
eager prawn
autumn trout
It looks kinda like they’re doing the 69
Right up my alley lol
bronze pollen
Ok what
eager prawn
🎭
fluid dove
performing_arts
fluid dove
Does anyone know what the highest score/ante on version 0.8.7c is?
bronze pollen
Meh
hushed bison
i finally did unseeded high card only🥹
eager prawn
what do you think about baseball card
Good ig
shell rock
Does anyone know what the highest score/ante on version 0.8.7c is?
version 0.8.7? isn't that the old one
fluid dove
version 0.8.7? isn't that the old one
Ye
bronze pollen
I just rerolled an do got same fuckin cards
eager prawn
I just rerolled an do got same fuckin cards
XD
fluid dove
Fair
I've been playing it lately and it's so wildly different than the final release, honestly super fun to mess with
I got 10 undecillion and ante 137
shell rock
wait WHAT
shell rock
is the ante scaling different?
fluid dove
Extremely
shell rock
wait really
patent sail
more than 2
shell rock
i need to try this now
fluid dove
shell rock
LMAOOO
eager prawn
T.T
bronze pollen
Damn
eager prawn
We need a new version with binary numbers
bronze pollen
Huh?????????
fluid dove
132 mb
shell rock
i remember seeing bean play it, and seeing double makes every 7 of clubs give 2x
eager prawn
i remember seeing bean play it, and seeing double makes every 7 of clubs give 2x
I saw it on yt
fluid dove
That was 0.9.2 I think
shell rock
man
fluid dove
this one is 0.8.7 which is even pretty different than that one
shell rock
how many jokers are there roughly
bronze pollen
i remember seeing bean play it, and seeing double makes every 7 of clubs give 2x
Oh yeah there’s a joker unlocked for playing 4 clubs 7
shell rock
Oh yeah there’s a joker unlocked for playing 4 clubs 7
yes there is
have you unlocked it yet
guess what its called
fluid dove
You won't even believe my predicament to 100%ing this version 😭
tardy spade
You won't even believe my predicament to 100%ing this version 😭
what's the 1 voucher you need
bronze pollen
Vouchers
tardy spade
illusion?
shell rock
wait, there aren't usually 30 blinds are there
fluid dove
tardy spade
petroglyph
shell rock
oh what
tardy spade
wait, there aren't usually 30 blinds are there
I thoguht thtere were we3 2
fluid dove
.............
tardy spade
....ok what
shell rock
polychrome skip
tardy spade
that's not a voucher
fluid dove
I got a natural polychrome in the shop, it's $20, I had $19 😭
eager prawn
that's not a voucher
It is?
fluid dove
that's not a voucher
This is an old build of the game
shell rock
could you sell anything
tardy spade
This is an old build of the game
ohhh
fluid dove
could you sell anything
Had nothing o7
tardy spade
is that the 1 voucher which creates your most used joker or something
shell rock
that should be FIFTEEN
fluid dove
tardy spade
Jokers, planets, and tarots all go in the top 😭
in that 1 area at the top
eager prawn
Nightmare stake
tardy spade
also why are there 6 joker slots
shell rock
ohhh
tardy spade
why are there 10 antes
fluid dove
Probably because they all share the one area
shell rock
jokers and consumables are combined
fluid dove
wait holy shit are there no consumable slots?
They are shared with joker slots
ebon condor
thats so ass
shell rock
that's interesting
fluid dove
It's insane
I'm telling ya, this build should be like dlc or something, it's so interesting
shell rock
free black deck at the price of consumables
fluid dove
OH YEAH THE DECKS
ebon condor
honestly kinda interesting
bronze pollen
Yall no way
shell rock
yaoi
fluid dove
shell rock
im calling any joker synergy yaoi or yuri too bad
ebon condor
so glad they removed these
shell rock
what joker do you start with on silver
ebon condor
ive seen these before theyre so dumb
shell rock
is it random
fluid dove
Random
ebon condor
random iirc
fluid dove
can reroll for any joker
shell rock
oh those last three are ass
fluid dove
From what I can tell, they're the only way to get those on playing cards in this version, though
Super weird
shell rock
really...
fluid dove
Pretty much everything here works differently
shell rock
no aura?
shell rock
WHAT
bronze pollen
Huh
shell rock
holy balancing
fluid dove
Packs don't exist in this version
fluid dove
this version of mad joker still exists on the steam page btw 😶🌫️
shell rock
dude is definitely mad
tardy spade
it feels wrong for anything in a run to be impacted by what you've done in previous runs
shell rock
is this also the version when steel cards give +5 mult
icy hollow
364 rerolls. No bluepritn brainstorm or baron smh
tardy spade
it feels wrong for anything in a run to be impacted by what you've done in previ...
although unlocking jokers is slightly different
icy hollow
Couldve survived longer but i didnt realize i was on last hand lmao
But whatever
Dogshit run anyways
fluid dove
is this also the version when steel cards give +5 mult
Glass gives +5 when held in hand, steel gives 1.5x when played in a specific hand 😭
Like, you chariot, and it picks a random hand from base, plus 5 of a kind, and flush house
flush five doesn't exist
shell rock
this is hilarious on so many levels
bronze pollen
Face build probs
patent sail
whats scholar doing in a face build
fluid dove
He has a face 🙂
patent sail
He has a face 🙂
well damn
fluid dove
this is hilarious on so many levels
Dawg, fool disables boss blind when used in this version
shell rock
i am at a loss for words
shell rock
does chicot even exist
shell rock
THEN WHAT DOES HE DO
bronze pollen
You won't even believe my predicament to 100%ing this version 😭
Wait why are they’re only 90 jokers
shell rock
is this where they're getting stuff from
fluid dove
Wait why are they’re only 90 jokers
Old version of the game
bronze pollen
Oh
fluid dove
is this where they're getting stuff from
Is this a joker in crypid? 😭
Like what IS this bro
shell rock
double oops synergy
tardy spade
Is this a joker in crypid? 😭
the stuntman we have now is better
tardy spade
Planets were grey, and I kinda like it
no hidden hand types?
fluid dove
Nope
I got 5 of a kind to like level 337 in my insane run, too
All using space joker 😭
bronze pollen
Scholar bye bye
fluid dove
(1 in 5 in this version)
shell rock
this is a balatro fever dream
fluid dove
what happens if you play a flush five then
Plays as 5oak
fluid dove
Kinda?
Oh yea they're hidden from the poker hands tab in run info
5oak and flush house
Space joker my beloved 😭
I played... a few 5oak
shell rock
that is a lot of 5oak
fluid dove
how are you at ante 132
Scaling is wayyyy slower
fluid dove
how did you get 327 levels in 5oak
100% space joker
shell rock
i want to see the naneinf number without e's
tardy spade
Scaling is wayyyy slower
what's the score to beat ante 132?
fluid dove
This run took me just under 8 hours straight btw
fluid dove
what's the score to beat ante 132?
lemme see if I took a screenshot, I could make it easily, but the plant diddled me 😭
bronze pollen
Space joker my beloved 😭
I think he likes two pairs
fluid dove
I could have made it to ~ante 145 I think with my setup
shell rock
what was the setup though
fluid dove
Ante 132 boss
bronze pollen
Rip
fluid dove
what was the setup though
Idol and sock and a lot of copies w/blueprint and brainstorm
bronze pollen
F in chat to play respect
fluid dove
Playing jack 5oak
shell rock
134,800,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
tardy spade
Ante 132 boss
1.348e35
gaunt burrow
WHY DONT YOU JST EXTINCT
fluid dove
WHY DONT YOU JST EXTINCT
J
tardy spade
that's like ante 17-18 in modern balatro
shell rock
WHY DONT YOU JST EXTINCT
dude, you can't tell gros michel to kill himself, that's like so messed up
gaunt burrow
dude, you can't tell gros michel to kill himself, that's like so messed up
i want the better gross michel
bronze pollen
I fucking hate needle
devout roost
needle is a galactic threat
gaunt burrow
WHY DONT YOU JST EXTINCT
love how i dont see the needle or the eye
the 10 hands litterly carried the whole run
bronze pollen
love how i dont see the needle or the eye
Plant will kill you
gaunt burrow
Plant will kill you
i dont even play face cards , the sock jst come from the jugdment
ebon condor
Plant will kill you
why
gaunt burrow
have to sell my buglar
ebon condor
sock doesnt seem to be doing anything in this loadout
gaunt burrow
sock doesnt seem to be doing anything in this loadout
nobody invited him
gaunt burrow
WHY DONT YOU JST EXTINCT
i love pair
kindred stump
why are they not staking 😭
humble gulch
Ante 132 boss
You reach naneinf in ante 39 btw
fluid dove
chicot is washed 😭
fluid dove
You reach naneinf in ante 39 btw
Older version of the game
Specifically 0.8.7c from July 3 2023
fluid dove
Oh yeah, I could have with the high priestess
lemme see if I can scum and get the fool back
shell rock
wait why are tags in the top left
bronze pollen
Straight build
fluid dove
Bro EVERYTHING is off 😭
shell rock
and the deck is in the top right
fluid dove
Think of a joker, it doesn't work how you think
shell rock
ok actually
fluid dove
Okay, I used the high priestess and now I can't use the fool, guess it checks for an active boss
shell rock
what does rocket do
shell rock
aw man
bronze pollen
Wtf
gaunt burrow
rare joker
shell rock
i knew satellite was my goat
fluid dove
i knew satellite was my goat
bronze pollen
Actually wtf
shell rock
are blue seals still here
gaunt burrow
is there any rare joker that give you money (expect blue print or brain storm)
shell rock
and do the blue seal thing
fluid dove
Can someone explain this
Four fingers
gaunt burrow
damn
fluid dove
are blue seals still here
OH MY GOD SEALS
gaunt burrow
Can someone explain this
4 fingers
gaunt burrow
Ik but it’s a straight flush
4 card of a straight and other 4 card of a flush
shell rock
wait so you can just play it over and over?
fluid dove
UH HUH 😭
bronze pollen
Ohh
fluid dove
Only way to get it is from a skip tag
shell rock
THATS INSANE
fluid dove
This version is SO FUN
shell rock
they also have that in cryptid lmao
fluid dove
If nothing else, amazingly unique
gaunt burrow
This version is SO FUN
is finisher blind still exist?
fluid dove
You can start with ANY skip tag btw
Negative, polychrome, anything
Oh but those ones are kinda really terrible
shell rock
wait you start with it?
shell rock
oh...
fluid dove
shell rock
1 in 6 for the negative 8 ball
shell rock
omg even the skip tags have a weird layout
gaunt burrow
why the skip tag look so pretty
shell rock
wait those are fun
fluid dove
tardy spade
was the perkeo-observatory interaction intended?
shell rock
GUH
bronze pollen
Heheh Ak47
tardy spade
that's crazy
shell rock
HWAT
fluid dove
I had 36 discards at one point.. the water took them all 😭
shell rock
that's so good
gaunt burrow
whats about buglar
fluid dove
whats about buglar
Not in this version
shell rock
shoulda used a fool...
gaunt burrow
Not in this version
tch
fluid dove
shoulda used a fool...
Couldn't reroll into one 😔
shell rock
i mean it would probably only give you three but still
fluid dove
Oh magic deck and nebula deck are insane in this version
shell rock
or any scoring discard joker when you need a lot of scoring in a tight spot
kindred stump
good enough
gaunt burrow
Oh magic deck and nebula deck are insane in this version
nebula insane in every version
shell rock
good enough
holy cryptid
shell rock
nebula insane in every version
nebula is insane in a bad way
gaunt burrow
nebula is insane in a bad way
insanely bad
shell rock
exactly
fluid dove
In this version, you get a "tarot reading" before each round with the crystal ball voucher, and omen globe adds 3 more tarots to it, telescope/observatory is the same, but with "planetarium"s
shell rock
ok so like booster packs
shell rock
the only booster packs in the game btw
gaunt burrow
so you jst gain 1 level of your most played hand every round?
shell rock
wait... there arent any card packs either
fluid dove
so you jst gain 1 level of your most played hand every round?
No, it's random planets each time
shell rock
not many seals to find either
fluid dove
wait... there arent any card packs either
ONLY way to add cards is with skip tags
enhanced card skip, or gold seal card skip
gaunt burrow
No, it's random planets each time
ah
shell rock
is there magic trick
gaunt burrow
wait... there arent any card packs either
so there shouldnt be any hologram?
fluid dove
Trying to reroll to screenshot those, but they aren't coming up
fluid dove
so there shouldnt be any hologram?
There is not
shell rock
is there any deckfixing at all
fluid dove
fluid dove
is there any deckfixing at all
All with strength and world/sun etc
and death
OH DEATH IS WILD
Copies over TWO other cards
candid niche
nah....
shell rock
death is already so good
fluid dove
finally
candid niche
but seriously
shell rock
photochad!
hanging chad + photo graph
fluid dove
This version has no photograph 😶🌫️
candid niche
actually whatever i can afford it
shell rock
isnt chad only 1 retrigger
heady narwhal
This version has no photograph 😶🌫️
damn maybe i should play the beta version
gaunt burrow
**hanging** chad + photo **graph**
anything dude
shell rock
1 in 5...
heady narwhal
1 in 3 chance for a holographic joker in the next shop
i heard that at some point satellite was $4 per unique planet
molten thicket
finally balanced
fluid dove
i heard that at some point satellite was $4 per unique planet
Scroll up a lil
shell rock
anthing for xmult
fluid dove
A lot
heady narwhal
i heard that at some point satellite was $4 per unique planet
idk if that was the case in any of the demo versions but it was in patch notes
gaunt burrow
so many 1 in x
molten thicket
i heard that at some point satellite was $4 per unique planet
holy shit
gaunt burrow
the dice would be so good
shell rock
oops would be so so broken in this yeah
fluid dove
Oops is so nice for space joker to level 5oak
molten thicket
hm i wonder how much would satellite need to give/unique planet for it to be good
fluid dove
ONLY way to level it 😭
bronze pollen
Guess the hand
bronze pollen
Nah
heady narwhal
oops would be so so broken in this yeah
"broken"
look inside
polychrome tag is now twice as good (i.e. useful 0% of the time)
bronze pollen
Royal flush I didn’t get the ten in
shell rock
gay tag is useful! i will die on this hill
bronze pollen
Yea
heady narwhal
Guess the hand
rtb highcard
gaunt burrow
is the 25$ tag exist'
molten thicket
gay tag is useful! i will die on this hill
why
fluid dove
is the 25$ tag exist'
$15 in this one 😔
shell rock
still... ok i guess
molten thicket
playing the blind gives you money
gaunt burrow
$15 in this one 😔
15$ is like 15 rental joker
shell rock
skipping is the meta, embrace it
molten thicket
true
molten thicket
throwback is actually better than rick
gaunt burrow
Rentals don't exist 😶🌫️
so orange stake does nothing or even exist
or black and gold
shell rock
if throwback scaled x0.5 for every blind skipped
fluid dove
so orange stake does nothing or even exist
No stakes in this version 😭
shell rock
would it be usable
fluid dove
Default "stake" is red
molten thicket
would it be usable
would still be pretty bad
gaunt burrow
No stakes in this version 😭
oh 1 extra $ on green deck
short anchor
can someone explain this? yesterday i ve won with the ghost deck in red stake and today morning i ve opened my phone and the game told me i ve unlocked this deck. after i ve played endless mode on that game i lost and i went back in main menu to play the deck that the game told i had unlocked but look! its locked🙏🙏😭
gaunt burrow
can someone explain this? yesterday i ve won with the ghost deck in red stake an...
bug or smt
short anchor
yeah but this thing happens the sane way with the jokers i need to unlock
the joker that to be unlocked u have to do at least 100.000.000 in one hand the game told me i ve unlocked it like 5 times but i still have it locked and i did a hand like 1.1e^11
molten thicket
the joker that to be unlocked u have to do at least 100.000.000 in one hand the...
are you confusing locked with not discovered or is it actually locked
echo owl
i finally get obelisk joker ive been englightend
fluid dove
@shell rock ring master 😭
fluid dove
I think that version of Yorick made it past 1.0.0
shell rock
merry andy synergy 🔥
tardy spade
I like how blueprint looks in this version
shell rock
the rocks are so different
fluid dove
Exact same
shell rock
they nerfed my boi arrowhead...
fluid dove
I'd like to point out that the steam page for balatro has an even more different texture for ceremonial dagger that I've never seen anywhere else
tardy spade
they nerfed my boi arrowhead...
rough gem is buffed, onyx agate and bloodstone reversed roles, and arrowhead is nerfed
why did onyx agate and bloodstone reverse roles?
short anchor
are you confusing locked with not discovered or is it actually locked
locked
ocean plover
isnt cerem green?
fluid dove
Ye
molten thicket
idk
lean agate
my biggest wee on non-endless gold stake
shell rock
onyx agate is the best oops synergy ive seen
ocean plover
my biggest wee on non-endless gold stake
strongest plasma build
fringe nebula
strongest plasma build
it's ghost deck
fluid dove
Oh yeah wee is wild in this version
ocean plover
yea ik
shell rock
my biggest wee on non-endless gold stake
i had a 400-something wee today
ocean plover
also ping me when you reply i only check the cord when i get pinged
shell rock
mhm
tardy spade
+20?!?!?!?!?!?!
bronze pollen
Good set up
ocean plover
what
shell rock
that's... i think that's pretty good
short anchor
look now
ocean plover
Good set up
photochad calls
bronze pollen
Yes
fluid dove
cracked
shell rock
thats an uncommon huh
bronze pollen
I’m a get a louchisbre
fluid dove
Genuinely unusable 😭
wind badger
Is there a stat to see how many stickers you have completed?
tardy spade
thats an uncommon huh
it's always been
tardy spade
Genuinely unusable 😭
that hasn't changed
shell rock
no the old one
fluid dove
tardy spade
perkeo-in-training
tardy spade
no negative, no spectrals (i suppose spectrals didn't exist)
candid niche
o7, it was indeed a run
tardy spade
canio?
tardy spade
oh could you duplicate soul cards?
fluid dove
oh could you duplicate soul cards?
Nope
short anchor
<@877369770540941313>
the same with triboulet why it seems its locked but i won a run with him
fluid dove
how were they changed
tardy spade
the same with triboulet why it seems its locked but i won a run with him
are you doing seeded runs?
fringe nebula
x5 mult after 23 discards LMFAO
fluid dove
x5 mult after 23 discards LMFAO
aaaaaaaaaaass
short anchor
THAT'S NOT DISCOVERED
but the game told me i ve unlocked that joker while i was playing. u can see that
tardy spade
chicot is the only one where the text remains unchanged
tardy spade
but the game told me i ve unlocked that joker while i was playing. u can see tha...
read the text
short anchor
are you doing seeded runs?
no i do them in another profile where i ve decided to unlock all
tardy spade
understand it
fluid dove
chicot is the only one where the text remains unchanged
Funny, considering
short anchor
read the text
than why the game tell me that 5 times in that game
tardy spade
LUCHADOR'S JOB
candid niche
who the hell is caino
fluid dove
That's luchador's job
Not in yet, but matador is
molten thicket
but the game told me i ve unlocked that joker while i was playing. u can see tha...
you need to find it in the game...
tardy spade
than why the game tell me that 5 times in that game
Where it says "Purchase or use this card in an unseeded run to learn what it does" it means "Purchase or use this card in an unseeded run to learn what it does"
tardy spade
Not in yet, but matador is
and its effect is?
molten thicket
why are balatro players all illiterate
fluid dove
and its effect is?
$10