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iirc it's e308? or is it more
you need 3 BILLION cryptids actually
i had lucha 10 rounds earlier
you dont need any cryptids
true
what is the best tarot?
Yeah but still
what is fool on
depends whats in the fool
hanged man unless you got sth good in the fool
if its none i would hang the low ranks
what was the last tarot
Hanged man is really good here
dude youre in ante one just enjoy the game
:( i dont like him
the games pretty fun if you make your own decisions yk
Should've taken the arcana skip that was 4 rounds ago it had chicot trust me 
none
relax they want to learn let them learn
fact check: true
what he do
hanged man for sure
hang the low ranks
its run restart
Destroys 2 cards. He is a great deck fixer
ok thanks guys
isnt deleting 2 cards bad
Any suggestion on placement of jokers?
no
attend balatro university on youtube twin
its good
no??
how much score is ante 24?
sometimes
Nope, makes deck more consistent
kk
gives you higher chance to get the cards you actually want
Idk go look it up somewhere
last time i checked its a lot
yh that can help sometimes
more than ante 23
pretty lerge
like i need 4's and i always getting other cards
so kill what you dont want
wowie
Generally speaking in any and all games with decks less cards = more consistently
whats your handsize
gay king!
whats your joker lineup
Should I change the joker lineups?
10
what to do
2 mimes 1 baron and 4 copiers
not nearly enough
yeah like the abandoned deck for example seems like a challenge but it turns out to be an advantage
find a dna/bean
what is ur deck looking like
i love gay men
Speedrun achievement is 12 rounds included or not included? If last boss is my 12th round and I pass do I get the achi or am I 1 round too slow?
???
or sell a mime
are we not gonna talk about that fucking image
is that better?
Probably just go next. Consider opening the planet pack
what should i do here i have low money
go next lowk
really interesting run to say the least
aight
i assume you ectoed once before
i havent
ur jokers are fine though
go next
oh
Save money
then find ecto
Probably go next for money
ok yeah ill try bruh
dig in the spectral tags
heyo :p
they should add a horse deck
if you're safe to score, better to save money for interest
If it was Green Deck, hand size
??
ive got one double tag hopefully thatll help
what should the function be then
stm looks hot but idk
huh
oh you dont even wanna know...
neigh
crazy
hachimi
go my cavalry
let it hit whatever it wants
another fucking miss vocuher
hit the stuntman
no overstcok again
man balatro sucks who would play this
im in round
aaaaand them ur glass cards gonna break
gamblers (me)
but i think thats good
wait i think all steel beats ante 24
go my death tarots
theres like a fine sprinkle of gambling in the game
why does your deck has clothes on π
depends on if they're disposable or they're needed to score in later rounds
negative tag π€π°
lmao
oh so you wanna see it without clothes you freak
here?
I think that 21442 barons and 29432 mimes with 3455662667 cryptids should be just enough to beat ante 24
go my cavalry!
what joker
my cavalry...
and cavalry didnt go
where is it...
π’
horse privelege revoked
NOOOOOO
which looks more appealing to you
should i skip for maybe getting overstock
no i think
get the communist joker
i think the second one
or should i save the double tag for a possible spectral skip for ecto
wait no
alr
fist any day
hmm
idk either
WTF
is that sans undertale
prob just play the round
bro
i love communist joker
EYESACK
take it and see how it goes
thats death
trollface emoji
a big part of learning in balatro is trial and error
no bro take the first
anyway all gold is scoring e65
im a tboi migrant
same
||ik I'm trying to make a learning opportunity||
my brother plays tboi way too much
i love aysac
i have 250 hours in tboi
idk how much he got tbh
||im DYING ahahahha dont betray him||
dam
||neighhhh||
why would you send that im so disturbed by your military power
very large blinds is the run ruiners
you see, your mistake was πππππππ and then πππππ you actually should have ππππππππππ x32678 Mult ππππππ sorry a herd of horses ran through here i hope my speech was clear enough though
horse
yoh bro i got ur horse
hold ur horses
how did you get a boss fight at round 22
i thought it was 24
or am i stpid
skips
@molten thicket no spectral skip but there is an arcana skip and i have omen globe
do i just take my chances
oh
prob not
next best bet is prob a juggle tag on a24
alright then
im tired of holding my horses.... im gonna start horsing around....
why are you a potato
idk
new food joker
ride the horse
what would it do ππππ
Plasma deck is something else
makes a horse herd running sound effect when the score is on fire
this is not a plasma deck thing
neigghhh
thats so evil and fucked up......,, quivering in my boots
just a glance into his evil and twisted mind
There must be a reason all speedruns are done on plasma, just unlocked it
for ante 24
replace "baron" in baron with "horse". calm down liberals.... thats called dark humor
Because itβs easier to score
this singlehandedly destroys the woke left
me when theres a new "Woke Left" boss blind that i one shot:
oneshot mentioned
loss streak of 13 on purple stake yuhhh so tuff im gonna fucking lose it man
silly cat wizard boy gaem
me when there's a second amendment joker
why is there a negative scholar like every run
i think 3 hand size is enough
what ante is this
ggs
can you disable leaf
i actually think were fine
naneinf probably
99.9% of balatro players QUIT the game just when they are about to beat it on their 14th attempt
i can reroll it into vessel
ur right im the 0.1% im going in
99% of balatro players quit before negative tag hits popcorn
if you do ante 39 thanks to a juggle tag im going to be surprised lol
yeah 3 kings will def get u many eβs
chat how many should i make to win lol
alright im through ante 24
Mmmm tough choice
buys showman
doesnt enjoy it
W showman β€οΈβπ©Ή
choose your next president! ahh buffoon pack
ante 25 still no overstock
i mean shit, if they elected crafty joker i wouldnt mind
is it lowkey crazy to sell photo for cola
ok so i need to get an ecto before the scaling reaches e145
ultra greed
is it plasma
how much money you got rn
its what kids nowadays call "based"
yes
fuck photo
2.2k
crafty joker should launch his campaign
i mean you dont have to calc it i'll do it myself
i should be ok to reroll serpent until then
just naneinf then?
honestly invis really isnt that important here
would he be giving out 80 chips to everyone who votes for him
ah i dont have many steels though
only if they are π³ ed while doing it
7Γ7 = 49
prob try and convert as many to steel as you can
it's a good math problem lol
oh thats a given, he looks hot
Itβs actually 6192
me during the 1973-1975 global steel market shortage
do you even have 1 ante to fix it
not really
if you spend all your money serpentfarming you won't be able to dig for burger
thank god photochad was invented in 1959, so people still had something to win with
i mean its only like 300 bucks to look for serpent
and i make that back
source: trust me
blessed be photochad
source: cryptic symbolism in my dreams
its insane how localthunk had to invent color red to make red card
balatro got so popular that they invented cavendish bananas irl
they copied them from balatro with 0 credit
wait actually i might just win now if i get burglar
so if you get the plant does it ever come back
for real smh my head π
fun fact: flower pot was so universally loved by the games community, that they actually invented jokes irl so i could repeat this exact joke for the 4th time
2nd trib today i wanna naninf not get stupid legendary jokers π
John Horse, the inventor of horse, states in an interview that he got the idea from cavalry jokes made by a balatro player
can confirm
i was just going for no legendary naninf and the game gave me perkeo
thats mb
hate it when i get perkeo for the seventh billion time instead of 8 ball π
john ashy has disproven that claim, stating that horses were actually invented by Sir Local von Thunk in 10000 BC right after he invented the stars and the universe
this data was factchecked using grok
@grok summarize
ong
@grok put the answer in a bikini
nvm we ae s oback
what does 7 out 15 mean in your context
3 hitmen have been dispatched to your location
men.,,,,, hhnndhh,,,,
nevermind they arent ready for this
get camera_with_flash emojied, fool
try running into money next time
me at the local fast food joint when my order takes too long
fool
youll get there twin ππΈππ
horse for comedic effect
rest in peace my gold stake trib run
thank you for this chat π₯
okay is it isnane to sell a mime here
nah
holy moly
id sell trading card
trading card cant be thatttt useful
you can lawys find hung men
deck rn
i dont even think while playing this game i just buy the coolest looking jokers :3
its called trading card because its actually a card that you can trade away with the "Sell" button for 3 bucks
hung men...
fact check: true
guys i am gonna nan inf this run watch me
hitting clever joker
bro just one more reroll bro and you will get the hidden secret naninf joker bro i promise just ONE MORE reroll and you will be MR. Balatro, just another push bro
dont listen its gonna be 3 flower pots
you scammed me..
Tung tung tung Sahur?
it was flowerpot btw
3 flowerpots, to be exact.
yes sir
omg
more money to jimbocorp to fund the development of thunkgpt to generate hot yuri
it's Triple T
best hand being 462 is the funniest thing about this image
have a sahur day
this guy had a POLYCHROME what was he cooking
at least the moneys going to a good cause
just playing some bullshit
thx triple T <3
average hc build:
no i skipped it
when that stuntman + green joker + square joker hits
youre with tung now π₯Ή
Ugh
did he just say his last name was burger
his first name is also burger
god my brother showed me so many of those yesterday
this happens to me like every other run
Well, free win
here, win
Sahur why theres a EVIL triple T? π
best hand 462
pairslop propaganda
he got tired of holding his horses,,..
no please do not listen to them, i was havinga bad day....
pairs and flushes are so awesome cause theyre so easy
this isnnt who I am...
me when i am at the lies and deception convention???
we all know who you are
me when i am at the truth and honesty fest
i cant nan inf with this but i guess its good enough π
YOOOO CRAFTY JOKER
run is saved pack it up
this must feel so good if you are a shopping cart
all ways lead to baron
i indentify as a shopping cart, we all have to have our fun sometimes alright
bro im close
Localthunk should delete Idol, Satelitt and maybe Showman
where the freak is mister burgle
i aint tryna do that math in my head
Coward
smh my head fake gambler
he should make a version of the game with no jokers, we can call it something like "Poker"
so true π₯Ή
ultimate photochad build
and maybe he should make it while being in texas
not worth it right
why the screenshot looks like that πππ
i still need soem vouchers but idk
are we REALLY gonna ignore the cropping
fuck is that cropping
looks perfectly normal to me
what are you HIDING
new pc (ignore pablo) ass screenshot
is that the cutting tool in snipping tool
im crine π
to me... its a normal screenshot... heh... just a glance into my evil nature...
FOLK
why did you even crop it
get brick emojied fool
batman
wdym just use the screenshot thingy
im immune to bricks
i bet you arent immune to pouches
NOOOOOO
hm
casual screenshotter vs competitive screenshotter
spam vs skill
I found this
how it feels to E score for first time:
this is optimal for money right 2 copies on golden ticket
i would never give anyone lung lung lung cancur
Tf is e score?
ou
this must feel so good if youre the score counter mmfggh,,,,.
yeah idk how ive gotten through this run but i think i just lose atp lowkey. playing for spade flushes and idk why i chose eternal wrathful ts is so buns, wish me luck or sum
electronic score bro
Scientific notation?
im not gonna calculate score for the naneinf i really hope i hit it here
when you see a E in the score
yes
damn even the score is electronic now?
average 2016 meme score
round scorE
OMFG I'd never be able to do that
this ones better 24 billionβοΈ
what the FUCK IS BRO DOING
just go baron build and get luck
FOLK
Barime?
π : address me
bros playing with a broken screen π
i can see the punch in the center
i think dude got hungry
yep
my laptop is 12 years old
do isell trib now?
chad chadd and chaddy
Ok
aftermath
yep gg 14th loss in a row im kms
sell trib or golde nticket?
got it for my 12th birthday in 2021 or sum
YO WAIT I WON
99.9A% of balatro players quit RIGHT BEFORE they win on their 15th attempt
bros parents are older than bro πππ₯π
mandatory inclusive A
alright if i dont naneinf here i lose
Ticket
is there any point of rerolling at this point until i get antimatter or ecto?
wait whats the right copy order
just keep going until you get legendary
trust me
my first ever purple stake win im so tuff
fuck endless that was a hard fought win
gl
π₯
god damn
new scientific notation for numbers that are very scary and make you go AAAAHH
well done
rocket carried tf out of me
prob not
tuffest person in existence
endless mode sucks
i wouldnt say allat quit glazing
ive been having nightmare about it
i hope big LT reworks it
The naturally negative juggler is just a reroll away trust me
great job! now beat gold stake black deck
die ihy ur fat
99% of gamblers quit before they hit it big
congrats
i hope local thunk reworks EVERTHING i am bad at
ty twin 
bet
Congrats
whatever that means vro

of course!
guys the animation is taking a very long
ok orange stake time byebye
bro talking about sum abc def ghi
bye good luck have fun dont die
99% of quitters gamble before they big hit, keep quitting
cant promise the last part thid might fuck me mentally more than purple stake
i almost crashed
too late i already died
how do people beat ante 32?
2 copies on burglar and 2 copies on brainstorm
you can try physically smashing your screen
my luck? good.
my fun? had.
my death? didn't.
hope that helps
hmmm
it will yeah orange stake is tough
nat negatives or perkeo or bean or juggle tag
aw man :(
and honestly? I love that for you π
Isn't that the -naninf one?
its okay ill watch an ad and revive
no tats 39
no
no?
Ah ok
ante 32 is e180
perkeo
hooray!
I misremembered
but the important thing is no serpent
a32 is forced perkeo (if no insane nat negs)
me trying to fit in at the anti-snake convention
ok almost done with the animation
serpent is my favorite boss
if i miss naneinf here i dont naneinf cause i cant beat 32
ts guy aint even a boss
fym if iwas 12 in 2021 i'm 14 today
Serpent is great for endless mode
me trying to fit in at the snake convention:
ON E164 BOSS
exactly its awesome
serpent is great for mode
LETS GO
oh you have 2 mimes
its true
you were way over
I CANT PUT NANEINF IN MY NAME
what if there was no limit and score could reach 10 to the power of 621
Serpent
stupid burglar took so long lol
congrats thats awesome
Least obvious banana carry
W vouchers
heh... to me.. this is just a normal score...
NO IM SORRY
cause i found burglar so late
NOT THE CAVALRY
playing card voucher with blue joker kind of awesome u can just spam cards for the +chips if u donβt have a bull
ggs goat
hologram better
now i just econ till i get good vouchers or an ecto or ?
ur right
yep
i dunno if ive had hologram with the playing card voucher at the same time
dang
bro i lost so many naneinf attempts to bad vouchers lol
zamn
thatβs money
whats the worst voucher
mail and rebate isnt worth taking right i get enough econ fro mmime
magic trick defo
magic trick
you donβt need dna this early, id rebate over that
planet tycoon and tarot tycoon arent great either
planet tycoon and tarot tycoon is good sometimes
planet tycoon
i always skip these unless i have constellation or something
with like campfire and stuff
magic trick is overhated
hm ill do it next time iget it
i think the small ones are good
both tycoon vouchers are 100% worse
ts underhated
the tycoon ones are ass
i like magic trick sometimes
i really wanna bean bug on ante 16 i am praying for good vouchers
honestly tarot one isnt horrible, planet one sure yeah
in the context of endless runs people who say magic trick is the worst donβt know how magic trick actually works
oh yeah tycoon is lv2
early game both are great
why the hell is it so hard to crop images how do i just do it all in one go
i know how it works and its just so ass
bro what the hell are you doing
? instead of dna and try to get a 6?
Is bro in a glass shatter transition?
then youβd know planet tycoon is like 6x worse
whatever you say bro
anyway e11 with this build
you donβt have to crop it its okay
getting 6s is gonna be hard without magic trick
tarot tycoon is good for ante 8
i have one but idk if its worht to sell for one
well you donβt need dna rn
thats excessive
tarot tycoon is also pretty excessive
i just pop standard packs
but its like the helpful amount
yeah u get 1 every 2 antes yippee
huh
1 6
gyulp
spending 50 gazillion doller for one (1) 6
i am just gonna death some of my kings into 6s
yeah itβs horseshit for ante 8 unless you have hologram
even then
i mean
it helps u get
the otehr vouchers
so
yes
yeah ig π
thats the biggest part imo
but endless doesnt exist
i sill need 4 vouchers i am kinda cooked
better than the tycoons
handsize and retcons
Ur fine
hone is also a slight downgrade in endless but ppl donβt talk about that
whats a hone
jumpscare
missing the discards too
βοΈ
not needed tbh
voucher that increases edition chance
oh i thought you were js talking abt getting all of them
ah yeah ig but if u buy it after u get ur good jokers ur fine
HAHAHHAAHAHAHA WHAT
ah no i want the ones for naninf
yay
i am spending 250$ per death just to get another 6 my god
the things a man does for ecto
nature is so beautiful
you should just wait until ante 26 where the game gives you an ecto out of pity
which should i sell wahts the ugliest one
grim
grim
Grim
its the worst and its just an ace
grim sucks
fuck my first try actually went so well but im not fully used to eternal jokers yet so i locked shit in that should not have been locked
i guess i should work on getting c+ on my computer profile
yeah and if my thing debuffed
would be good
nope π
i accidently
skipped avouceh rskip
in nate 7
maybe that loses me the game
damn
do you have overstock
holy moly
the first one only
ye
god i love this game
L showman
do you take round 1 eternal raised fist in black deck?
now find another one
i rather smth for econ 1300 isnt enough
probably forced
W showman*
why does my game crash when it isn't windowed
IS IT EVER A 2ND ECTO RN?
we donβt know bru
no
unnecessary for naneinf
curse.
IT REALLY WANTS ME TO ECTO LIKE
curse of the blood stone
it doesnβt kill the run though
2nd ecto is usually not worth it
i mean
you cann but like
eh i wont risk it maybe i get unlucky w jokers
it means you donβt have to dna
or shoudl i
ill just skip
wtf i dont even have all my jokers unlocked on this profile what am i doing
balatro time
yay i win
ill skip to the victory screen just gimme half an hour
trib next arcana pack btw
i love the 500$ mail and rebate
the what
id keep for temperance value or sell for interest
π
i know its in but i call it that
wouldnt use
π’
had to savescum my final pair hand bc it doesnt win, sadge pairmaxxing
i thought i used to be a flush player but fucks sake im so tired of flushes
save scumming on ante 1 round 2
i love hand scalers on blue deck sm
9 hand size just to get dealt every other fucking suit in the game
i had to buy tarot tycoon now i wont find any joker when i need it
but atleast i MIGHT get retcon so hey so worth it
a flush player is just a new player highkey
i used to play flush inly
flushes are ok i guess
now wdym by you had to by it
well yea
they scale pretty meh tho
flush is just good cause its easy to find early game
I could see it wouldnt win the round and so i rewind time
tog et it out of the pool
savescumming is simply optimal
flush best use case is getting as many glass in a hand as you can
my past 3 orange stake attempts have been forced to flushes
so anyways
and all have been fucked
wowi just lost with the bus on fucking red deck red stake
xd
i must be exiled from this game
here, win
tbf
no xmult does that to you
do i start going for steel ante 15?
got needled
i think you should have some
mfw i dont draw rebate ranks and tank rental
and i was throwing this run so gone for the full house
you wont need it until like 19 ithink??
no
is 19 when you start needing steels
i think i can play pair
donβt go steel unless youβre already rolling for something or itβs after ante 20
i hope i can play pair
yeah that should be fine
you should be scoring e30-40's right?
only card that makes me play flushes is aj
the humble arrowhead
i run pairs with arrowhead
guh
π
this is the most gold stake gold stake ive ever seen
kid named pairslop:
antimatter next ante btw
4 copy jokers +burglar +serpent is enough to naninf?
π€€
and also the desire to undo using temperance before the reroll
yeaa
oh hell nah
nat neg cert when im playing high card bullshit wow
Any suggestion? Like joker lineup changes, etc? Or it's okay as it is?
time for 8 gold seal 7's
trib for econ
ok so
what
whats happening
you also need red seals
uhh
yeah red seals
also barons just there for fun
grab that voucher ong
no mimes there
how should i oprder these (im using checkered deck if thats important)
the tribs there for fun
split ass build
fortune teller leftmost
pick a side damn
the rest it doesnβt matter
fortune teller before crafty
yea
yeah im starting to feel it a bit
retcon si never showing up its so over
hologram is probably better than drunkard and vagabond eh
yeaf
i think drunard going is propably optimal
considering rebate hampers the vagabond
So keep the joker line up, look for read seals, that's the plan? Should I look after any joker to replace any of mines?
hmm
whats your planet levels rn
what hand are you playing
in the future you should commit to one build only btw
wait thats alot of nat negs
not rlly
realy?
14IXH8DJ
this seed is naneinfable, i died on ante 23 manacle tho. a tip, don't sell a troubadour as it gets disabled by crimson heart
Pair 91
i usually get like 10 over the course of an endless run idk
ye
should have had a bean
and you would have won
ok i guess i havent really seen a good endless run yet
thats insane
i got overstock on ante 23 in my one lol
IF A VOUCHER SKIP DECIDES TOS HOW UP THIS SEED WOULD MAYBE BE NANINFABLE
no way you're getting 10
if i recall no beans till after crimson heart, either that or i didn't uncommon block enough
arrowbait
every joker is a pairs joker
got this on accident lol ty trading card
i feel like its not even bait here its just wrong
ah sad
this is true
dude endless runs take so long
this seed can also be used for trib + bloodstone as they decide to showup later on
eye feels like it bassicaly just counters card sharp
i think imma take a break
i have a mod that lets me speed up the game
saturn?
YAY
its part of handy
im too lazy to install balatro mods lol
Is it normal on ps5 that it really lags when you enter like ante 12
dang i got trib too early on on this seed
showman!!!!
are all high card seesd also trib seeds ?
you wouldnt like to be able to drag cards
PERFECT TIMING TOO
hologram number 2
ante 18 directors cut π¨ have you encountered plant yet
oop nvm
JUST NOW
if i roll it into hearts are debuffed i am kinda still fucked but less so
Someone know if its normal tvat it starts lagging after ante 12 ? On ps5
triple mime holy french aura
okay thats actually pretty bad i might need to luchador this
Yep
horrific reroll
goddamn
pls censor fr*nch..
hon hon hon (i hate invis)
bean could save you too right
yeah bean or luch
i am starting to make steel ia m scared
bro my rebate giving $250/round bcs i have no copy jokers
sdfhisudfgsdfugsdfg
forever broke
my lobster is buttery... but not buttery enough...
meh i can fidn the other 2
seeing 250 bucks per round and broke in the same sentence makes me feel weird
oh wait pokemon champions tommorow
Oof π€£
π
gg
mr bones helping in late antes
normal people when encountering endless players
when are you supposed to get to $25 dollars for interest cuz i'm playing red stake and i was tryna save and just died by round 4 cuz nothing seemed good
Saved my ass for only 1 more round, no way I'm beating the next run lol
FINALLY
first time ive seen mr bones pop on a really high ante like this why do the jokers look like that
W
i love balatro
me when my hand only barely scores more points than there are particles in the universe
only 2 copies is slightly rough though
8 ball π₯Ή
i spent 1000$ and did not find the otehr 2 i have one more shop please dont punsih me
its so over
worth it π₯Ή
no i finally got the emperor
supernova is just a 2x since i only play pairs... cool
get that temperance....
Pairslop
we
pairs
i wonder who first called it pairslop
supernova is so broken
i do either highcard stone card or 5 of a kind ace
prob the best scaler
thats all i play
stuntman its the GOAT on plasma deck
anyone wanna hop on among us with me - code is LWHHGG
lmao?
among us in balala?
supernova is pretty neat i think
doesnt work with obelisk unfortunately though
i mean i almost never have an obelisk run but
Supernova is fine
