🕹・game-discussion

[tawny palm]

Ok? I'll try it

[lost vault]

🗄️ _ _

[tawny bough]

try to get scaling jokers, deck fix or jokers that go well together

[tough ruin]

If there is a strategy, it would definitely involve what comes up in the run. If you rely on just one high scoring method, you have a lower shot of making it in the higher stakes.

[lost vault]

the best strat is to put on thigh highs cuz they improve bloodflow to the brain

[humble gulch]

Hm

[frozen ridge]

how would u guys rank the legendaries?

[compact gazelle]

the femboy uses femboy gaming tech
color me shocked

[lost vault]

yorick > the rest

[lost vault]

:3c

[humble gulch]

1. Yorick
2. Canio
3. Chicot
4. Perkeo
5. Trib

[ancient gyro]

same as it always has been for the past 2 years

[frozen ridge]

yorrik seems like he would be the worst, but i might be dumb

[humble gulch]

Ugh

[compact gazelle]

credit card in the

[sturdy aurora]

that's a great start to me

oh, money

disregard

[frozen ridge]

canio destroying 1 face card vs yorrik discarding 23 for the same mult

[lost vault]

ah yes, scales faster than madness on blue stake for basically no cost, very bad

[humble gulch]

Two rentals

[frozen ridge]

madness is good!?

[lost vault]

it scales really fast

idk if its good per se

[humble gulch]

Well, that was a good purchase

[lost vault]

depends on the run

[compact gazelle]

madness is good scaling
maybe doesn’t play too nice with other jokers but eternals solve that

[compact gazelle]

hallucination 💖

[soft forge]

same...

[humble gulch]

Alright

[wintry ice]

madness is fun

i consider it more than viable

[compact gazelle]

serial murder is indeed fun

[tough ruin]

Chicot - D tier without bug, B tier with.
Yorick - C tier without merry andy, A tier with.
Triboulet - B tier without sock, S tier with.
Canio - B tier all around.
Perkeo - A tier with temperance, S tier with observatory, SSS tier with cryptid/steel

[compact gazelle]

hæh

[tawny palm]

Well damn it

[wintry ice]

what does this mean

[lost vault]

steak with popcorn butter

[compact gazelle]

with all the conditionals and questionable rankings im amazed they didn’t namedrop abandoned deck

[lost vault]

i think this guy plays endless

[wintry ice]

might be the worst legendary ranking yet

[lost vault]

blegh

[compact gazelle]

waiting on amphy to change that

[wintry ice]

strongest ragebaiter of today (amphy) vs strongest ragebaiter in history (cruiser)

[old hearth]

i'm still kinda confused, what is the easiest deck considered to be

[compact gazelle]

amphy can do anything if they set their mind to it
anything except win a gold stake run that is

[compact gazelle]

blue

the blue one

[ancient gyro]

what happened to bitcoin baron

[frank grove]

😭

[wintry ice]

teue

[wintry ice]

plasma below purple, yellow and blue above

[compact gazelle]

what did cruiser even do I’ve only ever seen them offer mildly off takes

[wintry ice]

odd to bring controversial topics into this

[compact gazelle]

i was not around for that

[sturdy aurora]

Yellow is the first one i beat gold stake in

[wintry ice]

i think my ranking for legendaries in endless would be perkeo > chicot > trib > canio > yorick

in gold stake it's yorick > canio > chicot > perkeo > trib as usual

[tawny bough]

hmm

[wintry ice]

maybe trib > perkeo in painted deck

idk

[old hearth]

if i'm using blue deck i should try playing pairs then, right?

[tawny bough]

idrk what i do here

[wintry ice]

that's the case for most decks

[ancient gyro]

yk how there's ppl that teach players in here how to make decisions in gs? cruiser is the incarnate of that but for every white stake decision up to a certain point

[wintry ice]

just wait until you get a scoring joker that doesn't depend on hand type first

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[compact gazelle]

oh god

[slow iris]

best to worst
yorick
canio
chicot
perkeo
triboulet

[tawny bough]

can anyone help :p

[wintry ice]

and i'd say getting end of round money is better until you have a scaling joker

[pale drift]

Oops feet

[ancient gyro]

nah

[wintry ice]

this feels like one of those ai generated tiktoks

[sturdy aurora]

i can't tell if this is as hard of a decision as i'm making it out to be. I have 6 lucky cards

[fringe nebula]

that is the worst ragebait i have ever seen

[wintry ice]

what is swash doing

[humble gulch]

Hmm

[wintry ice]

tf is heavy doing with the 5 brainrot souls

[compact gazelle]

social media never fails to disappoint

[narrow scroll]

love playing balatro in windowed mode

[wintry ice]

hm

i'd honestly take a buffoon pack

but idk

[ancient gyro]

clean your keyboard

[sturdy aurora]

growing with the gift card, it's currently +30. but i guess since atm my Xmult is coming from photochad it's not really relevant

[tough ruin]

Only saying that because I’m not a true completionist

[compact gazelle]

pack 1 and hope for something to sell for $2 or more so you can buy pack 2 :3

[slow iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156721486288126023/1488735366193352835/qbfx3f3.mp4?ex=69d51c9a&is=69d3cb1a&hm=6dcef6f0bbd11c1175aa250a3441ceb82bd8dd0e0e2ddb1ef9964665911c8283&

[compact gazelle]

oh and ignore the hex entirely :3

[wintry ice]

?

[lost vault]

exactly dude

wheres my steak with popcorn butter

[sturdy aurora]

ahhh this is a bad time for the ox

[slow iris]

this is like ytps if they were bad

[dawn trench]

why does my balatro keep lagging and crashing

[ancient gyro]

obbylicks players won't get it

[sturdy aurora]

nvm did it in one shot and at least got money with business card

[compact gazelle]

oh that’s what the videos were reminding me of

[tawny bough]

do i skip blodstone 💔

ik i do i just am on pure copium

i rlly want a blodstone run

[humble gulch]

Bruh

[echo owl]

oh yes i am

[sturdy aurora]

I almost was about to just hope for a luchador but thankfully because I went to share a screenshot of how cruel this game can be i noticed that i have a boss reroll skip

[fringe nebula]

always check the skip tags

[humble gulch]

... Did you just make a meme from scratch?

[wintry ice]

i'd honestly just take the pants

or just pass

[dawn trench]

can someone help me please

why does my balatro keep lagging and crashing

[turbid smelt]

What do I play here?

[real flicker]

two pair of kings and fives with the king of hearts as the first card
but you should also discard for Yorick

[slow iris]

immolate

[turbid smelt]

Yeah I just play immolate

[night turret]

I have not taken a SINGLE neg tag or an ecto

[humble gulch]

Look at my pause menu

[fringe nebula]

ultimate gambler build

[night turret]

The forborne discord logo

[fringe nebula]

spaceman, hallu and bloodstone

[night turret]

If I don’t hit of bloodstone, I don’t WIJ

Maybe I’ll get a dice later down the line

Lord knows it’s gonna be negative too

[wintry ice]

flipping a coin before gambling type shit

does he know

[humble gulch]

Shit

[wintry ice]

frick

[viral raft]

Hello

how ar u guys going?

[wintry ice]

that's not a swear word

[humble gulch]

HAHAHAHAA

❤️‍🩹

[fringe nebula]

y'know what

let's do ghost++

[humble gulch]

Tsk

[azure lake]

does anyone know how to fix my mouse not appearing on the screen while playing?

[wintry ice]

are you using obs

[azure lake]

no

[viral raft]

i mean that's kinda like normal C++ but still cool

[cerulean jewel]

I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY ONE HAND TYPE

[fringe nebula]

Currently 40/150 on black deck, but I ended up bingereading instead of playing balatro

[viral raft]

Black++ is the equivalent of torture yourself with medieval tools

[dawn trench]

why does my balatro keep lagging and crashing

[humble gulch]

Nebula++

[wintry ice]

that's the mouth

[viral raft]

yeah that one too

also Green but green is just meh

not directly awful

[humble gulch]

Nebula++ worse

[viral raft]

100%

[humble gulch]

Atleast you get an extra joker on black deck

[viral raft]

i mean...that -1 hand makes everything just terrible in ante 1-4 easily

[fringe nebula]

eh

doubt it

[wintry ice]

i'm 9 jokers away on painted

[humble gulch]

Fine, I guess plasma++ is the worst one

[viral raft]

i think in balatro one of the most important things is early game so that's why Black is so hated

[wintry ice]

could be

[tawny bough]

well

[fringe nebula]

plasma++ is the worst one i agree

[viral raft]

because -1 hand is really painful in early antes

[wintry ice]

+mult jokers are just unusable on it

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[tawny bough]

ohh

[humble gulch]

I hate plasma

[viral raft]

Plasma is so overrated

[humble gulch]

New players don't count

[tawny bough]

its not everyone knows it sucks ass its just that its only good for naneinf

[viral raft]

Plasma is like that idea that sounds cool but theres a reason that the game is designed to have chips and mult

[wintry ice]

atleast plasma has a unique gimmick

[tawny bough]

do i do the hanged man here?

[wintry ice]

nebula is just boring

[tawny bough]

or kill bus

[night turret]

@wintry ice i regret to inform you inform you, gambling didn’t work out

[viral raft]

yeah, is really cool to play Plasma sometimes but mostly just in low stakes

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[wintry ice]

what is supernova at

[night turret]

I kept getting flush fives instead of just regular flushes and it ruined the run

[tawny bough]

20

[wintry ice]

"my lobster is too buttery and my steak is too juicy"

[frozen ridge]

is there any way to save a perishable joker?

[humble gulch]

No

[tawny bough]

technically invisible joker i think

[frozen ridge]

damn, my poor blueprint

[tawny bough]

might be wrong idk if it copies the uh things

[humble gulch]

No

[wintry ice]

you can sell bus and put brainstorm on supernova full time

[humble gulch]

[tawny bough]

ah mb i havent played in like a year

[viral raft]

100%, something that i would like about balatro do is that everything deck have something that non other deck can have, example are Red and Blue deck, without thoses is imposible to have that extra + hand/discard, i just found boring how some decks like Nebula or Magic is just a "you start with this vouchers how cool" and nothing specially to bring to the table

[hasty dove]

I took the walkie talkie in round 1.

[tawny bough]

well...

[humble gulch]

Magic is fun

[wintry ice]

i mean magic starts you with 2 fools

that alone changes things a lot

[humble gulch]

Also Zodiac is fun

The onlu exception is Nebula

[wintry ice]

blue and red do the same thing as starting with a voucher tbh

[tawny bough]

do i sell yorick or smth

[viral raft]

yeah, i'm not saying Magic or Zodiac are bad but i would like that they actually have a unique passive

[wintry ice]

i mean

[humble gulch]

I wouldn't

[wintry ice]

zodiac absolutely does

it forces you to start with planet merchant

[viral raft]

like imagine Blue and red but instead of actually having that passive is just a "you start with the +1 hand/discard voucher"

[frank grove]

zodiac does who’s buying planet merchant off rip ever

[tawny bough]

oh holy i just realised its every 23 cards discarded not destroyed that aint half bad

[viral raft]

hahaha that's true 😭

[wintry ice]

you rarely get the tier 2 version of the voucher

[humble gulch]

It would still be good

[wintry ice]

so it's basically the same

[humble gulch]

Yeah

I wouldn't mind

[frank grove]

Yeah I don’t think that changes much about red/blue deck

[viral raft]

yeah i just feel like that it would be cool that each deck had something unique in long term

like Magic Deck after early antes is just Deck

[humble gulch]

Just rework nebula

[humble gulch]

Like yellow?

[sturdy aurora]

had to go afk for a few minutes so i only just finished this one now but yay

[tawny bough]

i just baught this on green deck i cant bro 😭

[humble gulch]

Yellow is one of the easiest decks because it gives you a good start

[sturdy aurora]

whoops forgot screenshot

[humble gulch]

Anything with boosted start is already better than nebula

[edgy stone]

Why? I love Nebula

[viral raft]

yeah basically, thoses aren't bad decks but i would like that they had something that makes each deck unique

[frank grove]

Anything is already better than nebula basically

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[frank grove]

At least more interesting

[viral raft]

i'm not saying that thoses decks are bad or good

i just think that i would like that this decks have a unique passive to atleast being fun in long term like endl*ss

[humble gulch]

Endless doesn't exist btw

[viral raft]

yeah, wait what the hell is "endless"???

[modest snow]

how can something have no end?

[humble gulch]

Decks don't need a unique gimmick, decks need a unique start

[viral raft]

yeah that's actually a better idea, that's why Yellow is so simple but so beloved

idk how many runs i have with Yellow but easily hundreds

[old hearth]

is there a different order i should use or is this good

[viral raft]

move Flash to the left

[wintry ice]

it has a higher chsnce to get omen globle

[humble gulch]

Also, every single deck has a unique start except nebula

[wintry ice]

which is fun

[dawn trench]

guys does your balatro also crash every few minutes

[viral raft]

no? are u playing with mods?

[frank grove]

Yeah omen globe is neat i always forget it exists cause I don’t play enough magic 😭

[humble gulch]

Also

[indigo mesa]

save me mr bones i am NOT losing money here

[dawn trench]

i mean the only mod i have rn is a card skin

idk how to take mods off

also, does taking mods off remove achievements? i was using the allow achievements thing

[viral raft]

i mean yeah you're right even Black have a unique start even if that's a downgrade in early

[tawny bough]

uhhh i think i kill hanging chad?

[humble gulch]

Nebula needs a rework

Or something

[viral raft]

you can see in mods options?

[indigo mesa]

sell the bones and play strush? im not sure if i can make 25% of the score otherwise

[indigo mesa]

strush wins here ofc

[frank grove]

Yeah if blue seals weren’t as busted as they are telescope would be a bigger buff

[viral raft]

press on the ✅

[humble gulch]

Imagine -1 consumable slot. Planets can appear negative ❤️‍🩹

Well, maybe not

[frank grove]

I mean that doesn’t do much

The problem isn’t holding planets it’s holding tarots

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[viral raft]

emp is still bad

[humble gulch]

Just get rid of the -1 consumable slot

[indigo mesa]

sly joker you are lucky i need chips

[humble gulch]

Start with telescope and observatory or something like that

[viral raft]

yeah, Telescope isn't that good to take a entire slot 😭

[frank grove]

I would rather the downside was like “celest packs cost an extra dollar”

[dawn trench]

is there any way to allow achievements on a save that has them disabled

[indigo mesa]

if i take it i literally just die 😐

[viral raft]

go to config and see if anchievements are allowed

also for what i know no, you can't unlock stuff in a 100% unlocked file

[dawn trench]

theres 3 options which option do i choose

[viral raft]

Config

[dawn trench]

i already did those achievements

[dawn trench]

no i meant

[old hearth]

just lost to violet vessel

[dawn trench]

the achievements thing has 3 options

[humble gulch]

Creating a good deck is hard, bro

❤️‍🩹

[frank grove]

I hope we get new decks in 1.1

[humble gulch]

Atleast one, please

[dawn trench]

when is 1.1 coming

[ancient gyro]

tomorrow

[humble gulch]

Deltarune tomorrow

Balatro tomorrow

[frank grove]

Whenever it happens

Would be kinda funny if thunk just dropped it with no warning

[viral raft]

yeah, for some reason you unlock a deck by beating most of stakes EXCEPT purple stake

[humble gulch]

Who is purple deck

[viral raft]

i said deck instead of stake 😭

omg

[tawny bough]

oh my gosh i just rolled past a blueprint...

[humble gulch]

Purple deck: chips and mult are equal

[tawny bough]

boop another win for today

[frank grove]

Unironically would be a silly deck probably insane but just flip chips jokers and mult jokers around

[humble gulch]

+100 mult if hand played contains a straight

[frank grove]

😭

[ancient gyro]

good enough for april fools

[frank grove]

Yeah

[humble gulch]

+1.5 chips

[tawny bough]

that would be mad lmao

way way to op of a deck i think

[ancient gyro]

play and discard buttons are swapped

[tawny bough]

😭

evil

[humble gulch]

Already an option btw

[frank grove]

Some people play with them in the wrong order and it freaks me out

[ancient gyro]

well the gimmick is chips and mult of any sort are swapped so effectively nothing changes

[wintry ice]

not including planets?

[frank notch]

the one keybind user's dream

[ancient gyro]

without changing the button colors

[slow iris]

wee

wee best scaling flat mult

[tawny bough]

would be such an op deck 😭 just basically free wins

[ancient gyro]

x2 blind requirements

[frank grove]

You could include planets I guess

[median grove]

is it worth buying an eternal runner joker on ante 2?

[dawn trench]

ure my lifesaver yk that

[median grove]

im on black chip and im not sure how long runner is normally viable for

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[ancient gyro]

including planets would just result in an unchanged deck

[median grove]

its viable in ante 8+ ?

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[ancient gyro]

which was my original intention for april fools deck

[frank grove]

Stone cards would go mental if chips and mult were flipped

[humble gulch]

MY GREED

[tawny bough]

^1.25 blind requirements

[humble gulch]

Look guys, painted deck

[wintry ice]

xchips type shit

[frank notch]

^^1.05 blind requirements

[ancient gyro]

they got what they wanted

[tawny bough]

nevermind that would make the final blind requirement 4m i think

[frank notch]

my idea would make it 800 million

[sturdy aurora]

well that was fun. wonder how long purple is gonna take me on plasma D:

[humble gulch]

WHERE ARE THE SCORING JOKERS

[tawny bough]

no i dont think it would it would be like 900k or smth

[humble gulch]

Oh, hi

[sturdy aurora]

heck it im going orange ghost instead

[humble gulch]

Hm

[heady zenith]

Fred5 bare

[tawny bough]

700k

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[frank notch]

i said blind size tetrated by 1.05

[frank grove]

They said ^^1.05 not ^1.05

[frank notch]

as in double ^

[tawny bough]

yep thats what i did

wait i did it wrong x

xd*

i think

[sturdy aurora]

hexed the banana because why not, can't wait to lose this run

[tawny bough]

i did (200,000)^1.05=389,000 then (389,000)^1.05=700k

[viral raft]

oh sorry if i didn't reply 😭

what happun?

[wintry ice]

girly is white stake reacting a fib run

[dawn trench]

I played for 5 mins straight and my game didn't blow up

[median grove]

is runner + square joker redundant?

i guess having both is bad

[viral raft]

big 🔥

[dawn trench]

guys does unlocking a gold sticker count as unlocking all stickers for that joker

[viral raft]

nope!

[dawn trench]

omfg

[viral raft]

oh wait

yeah i read it wrong

[tawny bough]

yeah i did that very wrong :p

[viral raft]

with gold sticker you unlock all the other stickers

mb @dawn trench

[dawn trench]

thank god

[viral raft]

same with decks

[knotty chasm]

Nope it doesn't 😭

[tawny bough]

ohh yeah i did it the wrong way lol

[dawn trench]

heh i did some mumbo jumbo so I got 100% collection but I have no stakes so I actually gotta play the game now

[olive roost]

i have no clue what i'm doing wrong in this game

[viral raft]

oh i see, good luck with your runs!

[humble gulch]

Fuck yes

[serene forge]

I hate BLoodstone

[viral raft]

WE (YES WE) all hate Bloodstone

[sturdy aurora]

i love bloodstone when i have oops

[frank notch]

I love Blackboard

[viral raft]

Bloodstone is basically ancient joker but only with hearts and you use 2 joker slots

[ancient gyro]

obesity the joker

[viral raft]

Bloodstone is just the shadow of BIG AJ

[twin lantern]

hey, whats the best joker comb for checkered deck?(for the hearts suit)

[ancient gyro]

depends

[viral raft]

play spades instead and go blackboard if you're lucky idk

or just play flushes then pivot pair

[median grove]

is sock and buskin better than hallucination

early game

[frank notch]

the best joker combo is never consistent for each run

[viral raft]

good luck with your pair slop build 👍

[median grove]

or is hallucination better?

[sturdy aurora]

so long polychrome banana I hardly knew you.

[ancient gyro]

real

[frank notch]

blackboard my goat

[median grove]

is sock and buskin better than hallucination?

earlygame

[twin lantern]

What's ya'lls fav deck and why?

[median grove]

or is hallucination better?

[ancient gyro]

abandoned for silly reasons

[frank notch]

ghost

[sturdy aurora]

if you need tarots, hallucination. sock and buskin is good especially if you have enhancements on your face cards

[median grove]

i guess early game hallucination is better

[sturdy aurora]

most likely

[frank notch]

i havent tapped in to hallucination tech yet

i should lwk

[twin lantern]

depends want to deck build? then hallucination but if you want score then sock&buskin

[versed sable]

ghost,,,

[median grove]

okay ty

[twin lantern]

mines checkered for the flush's

[viral raft]

least powerful Pairslop build 🔥

[viral raft]

Yellow because is the easiest and i suck at this game

[ancient gyro]

pair slop without the pair or the slop

[fringe nebula]

magic deck

[viral raft]

ohhhh is High card build

damn

[viral raft]

that's cool

[ancient gyro]

and a bunch of 1s and 5s

[ancient gyro]

yeah pairless++ profile

[frank notch]

most useful nat negative

[versed sable]

-# cool stickers

[humble gulch]

Gg painted deck

[ancient gyro]

mines better 🗣️

[frank notch]

ty :3

[viral raft]

damn thoses stickers are cool

did you made thoses or it's a resprite mod?

[frank notch]

i made them today

[versed sable]

fancy :3

the stake stickers especially

[humble gulch]

Pairslop it is

[frank notch]

uh oh

[viral raft]

actually peak well done

[hybrid tendon]

balatrodle in 1

[frank notch]

full sprite

[dark lava]

JokerPokerBalala

[frank notch]

balatrodle in 1

[ancient gyro]

are those preset fonts or fully custom

[frank notch]

who are you talking to

[serene forge]

no

sock is mid asf

balatrodle in 3

[serene forge]

damn ||looks like you'll need a new starter||

[hybrid tendon]

yup

[ancient gyro]

#🕹・game-discussion

u

[shadow kindle]

gg.

I couldn't get a second blueprint or brainstorm to replace DNA or drivers with

[humble gulch]

Seance out of the way

[median grove]

spare trousers or anient joker?

[humble gulch]

FUCK YES

[serene forge]

I hate BLoodstenbe

[granite sandal]

I FINALLY GOT C+!!!!!!!!

[worthy tinsel]

failstone

trapstone

[serene forge]

fraudstone

[median grove]

is endless hallucination good?

or eternal rather

[serene forge]

sure

[waxen quartz]

it's fine

[median grove]

i guess its bad with pair builds

so i wont take it

[serene forge]

superblunder

[spring jungle]

What do i sell

[serene forge]

bloodstone

[spring jungle]

Okey

[toxic cairn]

Driver's license

[waxen quartz]

could see that too, doesn't look active

[spring jungle]

Already sold blood 🙁

[frank notch]

well blood sucks anyways

and license is close to going online

[toxic cairn]

Licence is decent at best

[waxen quartz]

it's x512 without glass. win unless plant without any way to counter

[frank notch]

license is 3x mult, which is good for gold stake

but it might take a while to activate

[toxic cairn]

It stacks or smth?

[serene forge]

its 8x 3 times

[toxic cairn]

Right

[waxen quartz]

3 card activations, 3 photo activations each time. ya, 2^9

[humble gulch]

Idol out of the way

[compact gazelle]

carried

[median grove]

tips for this pair build?

im soring pretty low

[compact gazelle]

yeah take the rebate

[humble gulch]

Yeah, I'm idol carried

[serene forge]

rebate

[compact gazelle]

no skill op joker :3

[serene forge]

is there

[humble gulch]

Okay

[compact gazelle]

we recreating the challenger launch with this one

[toxic cairn]

Rocket my goat

[median grove]

why? dont i need a chips joker

or something

[humble gulch]

I think I can get up to 5 win streak

[dark lava]

embed fail in wgat

[serene forge]

post hand level

[compact gazelle]

you ought to keep the chips joker
but yknow theres like
an egg just sitting there

the difference between rebates and eggs money gen is more than enough to make up the difference in temp value

[toxic cairn]

I dont even want to look at the plant rn, it messed up a triboulet run I had yesterday 💔

[median grove]

okay ty

but any good jokers i should look out for?

to improve my scor?

or just keep getting mercurys

[ancient gyro]

pairs are very joker agnostic

[humble gulch]

WHAT

[compact gazelle]

there are a lot of good jokers out there

things like blackboard are especially easy to proc with pairspam

[compact gazelle]

no way a swashbuckler

[humble gulch]

Alright

[compact gazelle]

no way a celestial pack

[serene forge]

here win

[dark lava]

tribbi trobbi 😂😂😂

[compact gazelle]

no way a planet merchant

[humble gulch]

STOP

[dark lava]

what should i pick

[compact gazelle]

no way a jupiter

[compact gazelle]

no way a jumbo arcana

im gonna stop doing that for now :3

[humble gulch]

The plant kills me, gg

[humble gulch]

[toxic cairn]

This is like those TBOI reddit posts in which they show 3 options, "UNIVERSE OBLITERATOR", "BLACKHOLE REKILLER", and "Poopfly" and someone in the comments MUST say "no way poop fly" and a pogging emoji

[slow iris]

still can't believe this is an actual gold stake run i had

nat negative sock btw

[compact gazelle]

no way a flower pot :3

[dark lava]

𐤏𐤁𐤑 𐤑𐤕𐤉𐤀𐤂𐤑

[serene forge]

so true

[lost vault]

showman defenders when shit like this happens

[compact gazelle]

the fly must be the strongest
rule 1 of indie games is theres always an item with a stupid ass name thats broken as all hell

[dark lava]

i was going for a high card build with multiple half jokers

[compact gazelle]

"you don't get it! b-baka! i w-wanted 4 earths and a neptune!"

[lost vault]

exact;y

[compact gazelle]

the perfect crop to emphasize the silly little "Choose 1 :3" on the bottom of the screen

[toxic cairn]

In tboi this translates to 3 rooms automatically cleared

[dark lava]

why have a CHANCE at +4 mult when i could get it garunteed with my lovely perfect

[lost vault]

no, thats death

[knotty zodiac]

"it's not showman's fault that you're unlucky!"

[dark lava]

no, thats death

[lost vault]

death clears rooms, empress gives you a temporary dmg up, usually best for bosses

[compact gazelle]

showman saying "im helping! :D" by occasionally making 2 of a good card in a pack that only lets me pick 1 to use

[lost vault]

true...

[toxic cairn]

Dmg up is an automate room clear idk what youre on

[humble gulch]

Hi, blueprint

[lost vault]

showman saying "im helping :D" after making himself show up in the shop

[lost vault]

it isnt

[toxic cairn]

I'm a tainted samson player can you blame me

[lost vault]

automatic implies you don thave to do anything

the situation resolves itself

[frank notch]

fortune teller tech

[compact gazelle]

"you see i must reunite with my brethren"
"it is an ancient rite that ensures good harvests in the future seasons"

[humble gulch]

I-, uhm

[lost vault]

if you use empress and stand still in isaac, you will die

lest you have gnawed leaf

[compact gazelle]

no way a directors cut

[sage blaze]

what a crazy run.... holy shit

[compact gazelle]

photodusk being there is bad enough already

[knotty zodiac]

vagabond and fortune teller sitting in a tree

[humble gulch]

I WIN BY FUCKING DOING NOTHING

[frank notch]

i also had 8 ball but didnt include it in the ss

[compact gazelle]

+120 mult

[toxic cairn]

8 ball has done nothing on my life but give me misery

It hasnt triggered ONCE for me

[lost vault]

8 ball has done nothing but guve me joy and whimsy

[compact gazelle]

8 ball is going to save your run in ante 2 big blind some day

[lost vault]

i lov u 8ball

[toxic cairn]

I don't want joy and whimsy I want MONEY

[frank notch]

steven now stickered, and i am 2/3 of the way to c++

[compact gazelle]

8 divided by 2... yes, you're right...
that would come out to... my god, 4 guys at the sa-

[lost vault]

it can give you that

[toxic cairn]

Idk where to get the diamond role tho

[compact gazelle]

tarots sell for $1 hope this helps

[compact gazelle]

roles channel

[toxic cairn]

Look at this run gng 💔

[compact gazelle]

id:customize

[lost vault]

hermit gives double you rmoney max 20 dollars hope this helps

[serene forge]

skill issue use tarots

[serene forge]

skill issue ngl

8ball wouldve saved tyou

[toxic cairn]

I was using em the entire run

[lost vault]

its endless so all good

the bg looks gray so im guessing

[toxic cairn]

Also i decked out

[lost vault]

yeah

wait why did you

[toxic cairn]

Deck of all diamond aces is pretty cool tho

[frank notch]

consequences of not having directors cut

[lost vault]

why did you even need the cards to score

???

none of your jokers are on score effects save for shoot the moon

[compact gazelle]

relying on lucky cards to scale the bootstraps or something lmao

[lost vault]

gruh

this looks very doable aside form getting outscaled

[toxic cairn]

Pretty much, yeah

[median grove]

is etrenal vagabon goo?

[lost vault]

you'd've died ante 11 anyway

[humble gulch]

Anyways

[lost vault]

depends

[compact gazelle]

i imagine they were propping the run up on lucky card mult triggers of all things

[lost vault]

doomed from the very start

[median grove]

on jokers? or the game

[serene forge]

yes

[median grove]

im on ante 2

[serene forge]

yes

take

[lost vault]

both

[compact gazelle]

+20 is $50 on the boots and looking at the money it probably made up more of the score than they imagined

[lost vault]

thats insane

[compact gazelle]

dumbass :3

[lost vault]

no thoughts in that head

[viral raft]

absoluty peak well done, i always wanted to make resprites to balatro but i just made a few and also i'm bad at pixelart 😭

[serene forge]

I hate BLoodstone

I hate Bootstraps

I hate Baron

I hate the BBB

[lost vault]

i hate Flesh

[compact gazelle]

incredible build with much synergy

[toxic cairn]

I was pretty much just oneshotting most of the blinds with flushes fives n' stuff so I thought "hell yeah i'm gonna get naneinf with this shit!!1!1!11!" so i didn't do further investment on my run lmfao

[compact gazelle]

i thought you
uhh

[lost vault]

you thought i what

.>

[compact gazelle]

yknow
uhm uhh
mm i dunno if i can say that here :3

[azure mesa]

Bean bug runs are very silly

[lost vault]

i like meat /

?

[azure mesa]

im tryna figure out if I even go for it a 5th time or if it isnt worth it

[compact gazelle]

sureletsgowiththat:3

[lost vault]

hmmmm

.>

[toxic cairn]

What happened here

What 💔

[lost vault]

it hasnt been worth it for 21 ante

s

[azure mesa]

bean bug on ante 8, 16, 24, 24 again cuz of go back in time voucher

and a ton of ectos

[toxic cairn]

What is this???? 😭😭😭

[serene forge]

do you know how big of a number naneinf is

[azure mesa]

im tryna figure out how many blueprints its possible to get in vanilla

[toxic cairn]

I know

Again

[lost vault]

its a bit bigger than a million i think

[serene forge]

me too!!!!

[viral raft]

omg is the Tasty legs and crispy thighs On my mind!*

[serene forge]

i loveeee meat

[lost vault]

dw you were about 1.8e308 off from scoring naneinf

[serene forge]

like steak

[toxic cairn]

So tasty tasty legs

[lost vault]

i love boys

:3

[serene forge]

i love girls

(my gf)

[viral mountain]

Ain't you pretty

[lost vault]

im single

:penisve:

[viral raft]

I'm so hungry now I'm gonna Chase ‘em, grab ‘em, fry ‘em!

[humble gulch]

WHY IS THIS WORKING 😭

[viral mountain]

fnuy

[viral raft]

WE ALL LOWKEY GAY

[compact gazelle]

because seeing double is good

[compact gazelle]

:3

[lost vault]

im gayer :3

[viral raft]

i can't send gif so i send png

[azure mesa]

square joker is actually fantastic

[humble gulch]

THIS IS SO FUNNY, HELP

[viral raft]

i'm bi so yeah you're actually gayer

[lost vault]

hell yeah

[humble gulch]

WHYY

[lost vault]

4 gays and their crazy friend

[toxic cairn]

So tasty tasty legs

So tasty tasty legs

[lost vault]

boy smell

[toxic cairn]

Find them on a dumspter or an alleyyyyy

[serene forge]

you definitely did that on pyurpose

[lost vault]

nuh uh

:3c

[viral raft]

** Shake shake, shake ‘em and bake ‘em Shake shake, shake ‘em and bake ‘em **

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[compact gazelle]

skinky typo

[lost vault]

i hate Bigots

[serene forge]

me too!!!

[toxic cairn]

Grab em by the tails, theyre tastier than snails

[frank notch]

me 3

[toxic cairn]

Grab em, stomp em, skin em, crush em

[lost vault]

hello queer

[viral raft]

**Grab ‘em, stomp ‘em, skin ‘em, crunch ‘em **

[toxic cairn]

All of my nights, im chasin rats

[lost vault]

whart are you guys doing

[viral raft]

(Chasin’ the rats!)

[toxic cairn]

All of my days, im takin naps

[viral raft]

singing a mewgenics song

[viral raft]

(That’s where it's at!)

[lost vault]

oh

[serene forge]

bounceline

[lost vault]

well its kinda disruptive

[viral raft]

true

[compact gazelle]

it cant be worse than some of the other bits that people do

[lost vault]

could never be me

[lost vault]

:3c

[viral raft]

also true

[median grove]

what are the worst jokers here?

[lost vault]

you

[compact gazelle]

i just realized that sounds like a really direct callout and i wanna add that i did not intend for that

[viral raft]

but yeah i understand that is annoying to Srinky and others

[toxic cairn]

Popcorn

[viral raft]

so i'll stop

[toxic cairn]

Same

[compact gazelle]

(i am also not a fan of bloodstone)

[median grove]

okay ty

[viral raft]

maybe Pop?

[serene forge]

rebate
2 dollars in ante 4 somehow

[lost vault]

i moderately dislike bloodstone

[toxic cairn]

Its temporal just like your life

[median grove]

is hanging had good with shortcut?

[viral raft]

also just like your bombs

[median grove]

for straights? or no

[lost vault]

why do people act all surprised and shocked when a 1 in 4 doesnt activate perfectly every 1 in 4 times

[toxic cairn]

Not really?

[viral raft]

tbh hanging is good in general

[compact gazelle]

this
bloodstone fans tho

[toxic cairn]

U can go

Looks inside
Photochad

If u want

[viral raft]

imo justice could won your run

[median grove]

okay ty

[lost vault]

looks inside is so overdone

[toxic cairn]

In builds like this its just extra chips rn

[worthy tinsel]

Least crazy ghost deck run:

[median grove]

are you talking to me

[compact gazelle]

looks inside
overused youtube shorts kid humor

[lost vault]

"flesh"
looks inside
skeletal hand

[viral raft]

yep

[humble gulch]

This game is so funny, I swear

[dark lava]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DW0BSz5DE3e/?igsh=NGZtZGw0MmI4dDZy

[compact gazelle]

speak for yourself

bone creature

[lost vault]

bone creartu

[dark lava]

why no embed

[viral raft]

all is flowers and butterflies until you play Nebula/black

[lost vault]

wow

[compact gazelle]

again?

[lost vault]

insane typos

[humble gulch]

And yeah, 5 win streak

[lost vault]

we dont wanna see your reels

also whats kkinstagram

[toxic cairn]

I got the all diamond aces run after like 50 failed attempts

[toxic cairn]

How do you achieve this

[viral raft]

kirkstagram

[lost vault]

win 5 runs in a row

[fringe nebula]

oh cmon

banana went poof, so no gold sticker

[humble gulch]

Being good

[toxic cairn]

Instagram but for face debuffers

[viral raft]

MODS

<@&1133519078540185692>

[lost vault]

one slipped through the pot 💔

[viral raft]

well done mods!

[smoky merlin]

autodelete just breaks sometimes

it got banned by the dagger but had to take it down with these two hands

its not a lot, but it's honest work

[viral raft]

yeah he was banned but for some reason the message was still there

[toxic cairn]

Riff raff dagger is funny

Infinite sacrifices

[viral raft]

true

[toxic cairn]

Constant Tainted eve gameplay

[viral raft]

Riff raff + madness

[dark lava]

basically its just an embed trick i learned

[echo sphinx]

shit yourselff wdym diamond

[viral raft]

just to see the jokers die

[median grove]

how do you mean?

also what are the best straight jokers?

[dark lava]

that sends the raw video file

[toxic cairn]

Just pray ur madness doesnt destroy riff raff tho💔

[viral raft]

Order, Runner, shortcut if you want to spam it and idk which one more

[toxic cairn]

There arent a lot, really

[viral raft]

xmults in general

[echo sphinx]

shortcut, next

[viral raft]

1/3 chances

[slow iris]

runner isn't a straight joker

[viral raft]

i'm winning

[viral raft]

shhhh

is incase of pivot

[toxic cairn]

Then there's also supersticion or whatever the name is but we don't talk about it

[worthy tinsel]

Flowerpot

[toxic cairn]

Crappiest joker ever

[serene forge]

something racist probably

[compact gazelle]

the difference between the mods here with their near instant response to pings and the mods in another server that are useless bricks until someone breaks the same rule 20 times is startling

[toxic cairn]

Superposition

[slow iris]

it is NOT

[serene forge]

no thats bloodstone

[lost vault]

perhaps

uh meow

[toxic cairn]

NO

[indigo mesa]

I hate Bloodstone

[serene forge]

yo what do you think about obelisk

[toxic cairn]

IF YOU WANNA KILL BLOODSTONE YOU MUST KILL ME FIRST

[toxic cairn]

decent

[indigo mesa]

bet

[viral raft]

Superposition isn't that bad

[compact gazelle]

can do

[viral raft]

is good in early

[worthy tinsel]

Ok lad
To the Head you go

[viral raft]

the horse humble:

[compact gazelle]

superpositions good too
i think i will kill this one :<

[wintry ice]

superposition isn't even bottom 10

[indigo mesa]

worst joker is definitely the idol

[serene forge]

being a bloodstone fan is a crime punishable by death

[viral raft]

and B*ron

[indigo mesa]

its not even that good for endless which is honestly just pathetic 😭

[indigo mesa]

baron is bad but not nearly as bad as idol

[viral raft]

true, idol never works

[compact gazelle]

worst joker is showman contributing negatively vs idol doing zero
pareidolia also harms rather than helps sometimes

[indigo mesa]

unless you do crimson bean for ectos 😭

[echo sphinx]

its a sleeper (still bad), i think zany is worse

[viral raft]

true but atleast parei have Canio and Faceless sinegy

[wintry ice]

the cases where pareidolia is bad are atleast avoidable

unless it's eternal

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[compact gazelle]

idol pre naneinf baron pivot is a method ive seen a lot of

[indigo mesa]

showman i dont mind its great for photochad and idm it for consumables

[worthy tinsel]

and trib

[indigo mesa]

showman is definitely one of the worst but i dont think it contributes negatively

[toxic cairn]

Just change all the numbers from your dice to 6

Easy

[echo sphinx]

THE DIAMOND IS DEAD LETSGO

[noble mango]

I main droll

[compact gazelle]

you do you but me personally consumable blocking is good and i want to be able to do it

[dark lava]

make sure to check out my COOL new suggestion at #1490895643357745224

[indigo mesa]

thats true im constantly consumable blocking even when i have showman and then i feel dumb

[worthy tinsel]

You will get 6 jimbos in a row tho

[indigo mesa]

youre sleeping on empress for ante 2 💔

[toxic cairn]

Jimbo is peak idk what youre on

[indigo mesa]

thats what happens when you DONT have showman lmao

[indigo mesa]

(ultra joker blocking)

[serene forge]

skill issue, why are you using showman in ante 2?

[wintry ice]

i mean if it's only usecase is one where it's better to get new jokers for safety

i have bad news...

[indigo mesa]

true LMAO

[compact gazelle]

equivalent to:
photograph

[viral raft]

the worst sin of Showman is basically making blocking useless and also making packs the most mid stuff ever

[compact gazelle]

now what were we saying

[noble mango]

If cavendihs dies do i ned to kill anohter

[echo sphinx]

LOL

[indigo mesa]

i mean empress has saved my life in the first 3 antes plenty of times

[compact gazelle]

HERE HAVE TWO JUPITERS AND A MARS FOR YOUR PAIR BUILD VERY HELPFUL

[echo sphinx]

empress not too bad buy yeah id hate that shop

[compact gazelle]

i prefer to
yknow
not rely on that thing

[indigo mesa]

well its not to rely on its to hold in consumables until youre about to die its like mr bones but a million times better

[toxic cairn]

You should rely on blood stone

[indigo mesa]

its so you dont rely on draws

[compact gazelle]

i would rather hold onto better things

[echo sphinx]

icb my first run on mobile is unlocking bloodstone

[echo sphinx]

i am die

[indigo mesa]

its also consumable blocking LMAO

[humble gulch]

That's my video

[indigo mesa]

bruh

LMAO

[viral raft]

damn fr?

[humble gulch]

Not my seed tho

[viral raft]

oh

[echo sphinx]

like breh

[compact gazelle]

i probably wont be actively searching to consumable block when i have under $10

[viral raft]

but yeh i think that video you sended it first in this channel

i don't remenber well how do i get that clip

[indigo mesa]

this might genuinely be the funniest balatro video ive ever seen you keep thinkings its over and then you get surprised AGAIN 😭

[indigo mesa]

yea but ill hold an empress when i have no plusmult jokers and im on blue stake or higher

[viral raft]

not this type of memes 😭

[echo sphinx]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

[compact gazelle]

2x cav break is a funny run to go for

[humble gulch]

Delete that

My head hurts, too much Balatro

[median grove]

is red ard good with a straight build?

[compact gazelle]

ill probably just send it into a1 boss and hold for a joker

[median grove]

or do straights get enough flat mult from planets

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[indigo mesa]

see but the thing is you just dont find jokers 💔

good ones anyways

[echo sphinx]

not only that but oop alsobuys it without thinking too hard that the 1 in thousand broke

[indigo mesa]

the one plus mult you find is like eternal rental 3 of a kind mult joker

[compact gazelle]

i always find jokers because the game is coded to give me jokers

[toxic cairn]

I always find blood stones

[echo sphinx]

red card is good

[dark lava]

drake laptop gif

[indigo mesa]

im just taking the empress on ante 1 in case just saying

[compact gazelle]

i think thats the point

[echo sphinx]

with monis makers

[humble gulch]

Swiss wouldn't be very happy about this

[indigo mesa]

NOT DRAKE laptop gif

[compact gazelle]

oh i would too
but its a lot less likely i find an empress in shop than a usable joker

[echo sphinx]

my goat

[noble mango]

Is 4 square jokers even good

[indigo mesa]

i love how obviously ghost deck this is

[indigo mesa]

oh well yea i wasnt taking that into account

[humble gulch]

I were scoring 1.2 mill so yeah

[indigo mesa]

for sure plus mult joker is way better than empress

but if you find an empress ante 1 i think its worth taking

[compact gazelle]

gasp
their scaling will be misaligned :(

[indigo mesa]

in case you dont find a plus mult jokre

[humble gulch]

Not if I don't let them scale in the boss blind

[indigo mesa]

i JUST realized that seeing double is essentially flower pot lite and my life is actually changed

[compact gazelle]

:0
counterplay developed!

[compact gazelle]

no its duo lite

(its also just a duo)

[indigo mesa]

well yea true but

[humble gulch]

Duo but uncommon

And harder to use

[indigo mesa]

ok well that just applies to every conditional nonscaling xmult joker ever

[safe moat]

Hello

[humble gulch]

Exactly

[vivid stump]

cleared painted, erratic and anaglyph decks on white stake today

[compact gazelle]

duo basically

[vivid stump]

i only got black deck left

[compact gazelle]

an uncommon is i think harder to find than a rare

[humble gulch]

The family is just a duo of duos

[indigo mesa]

flowerpot lite because its essentially the same condition but easier for less mult, instead of every suit, club and one other, 2x mult instead of 3x

[earnest stag]

Does boss “money set to $0 when playing a flush” trigger if you play a straight flush?

[indigo mesa]

just stop 😭

[indigo mesa]

nope

[humble gulch]

Flowerpot is duo but it only works with splash

[compact gazelle]

nope i lied but it is pretty close

[worthy tinsel]

so true

[vivid stump]

bro i hate it when someone pings me in this channel bc i have to scroll back for so long to find the person that pinged me

[indigo mesa]

true lmao

[compact gazelle]

no the family actually has 6 distinct duos in it

[indigo mesa]

not THIS AGAIN

[compact gazelle]

and the trio has 3

[indigo mesa]

“no pants: a balatro video essay” ahh

[vivid stump]

and sometimes the pings are important

[humble gulch]

HMMMMMM

[compact gazelle]

search -> mentions:me

[vivid stump]

hm i might be a dumbass

[indigo mesa]

https://youtu.be/BZSA-gRW-nE

[rapid patio]

this image has been getting slowly deepfried more and more since 2016 😭

[compact gazelle]

its also duo lite
because its 2x mult for a pair

[humble gulch]

Ramen is duo v2

[indigo mesa]

ramen is duo but it fucking sucks

[humble gulch]

Ramen is the best food joker

[indigo mesa]

well i think its the best besides gros and cavendish

[median grove]

is it worth going for baron + mime on black chip?

[dark lava]

i have fossilized re🅱️🅱️it 🅱️emes 🅱️🅾️ℹ️ℹ️

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[indigo mesa]

but i still hate it what do you mean discarding makes it die

every time i take ramen i take it with a disgusted look on my face

[compact gazelle]

2x mult if you play pairs!

i dont take ramen all that much for whatever reason

[humble gulch]

License is duo but expensive

[worthy tinsel]

I play ramen with groker and square

[plush bone]

with 4 copies, a baron and a mime whats the joker order 👀

[humble gulch]

Three baron one mime

[plush bone]

so this

[azure mesa]

regardless of red seal or not

2 triggers 3 times is equal to 3 triggers 2 times

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[azure mesa]

and if u got a red seal, then it's 3 and 3, perfectly balanced

[plush bone]

yeah i got full red seal gold kings

[azure mesa]

what u posted is good bean

[plush bone]

im gonna get this naneinf bruh

[compact gazelle]

duo but side quest mode and $1 cheaper

[azure mesa]

how many card u got in deck rn bean?

[plush bone]

like 20

i havent had the ecto yet

[azure mesa]

switch out the brainstorm for a dna prob

[plush bone]

hmmm when should i start copying steel

[humble gulch]

Loyalty card is duo but is fucking lazy and it sucks

[plush bone]

im ante 17

[humble gulch]

🩷

[devout roost]

i actually do so

[compact gazelle]

loyalty card is the duo that doesnt do anything

[humble gulch]

Polychrome is portable duo

[compact gazelle]

didnt ask :>

[compact gazelle]

polychrome is Duo Edition

[devout roost]

mad cuz bad

🥱

[dark lava]

a negative is a negative 💯💯

@make it a quote

[compact gazelle]

:3

[faint hare]

I love silly runs

[devout roost]

what does that mean

[humble gulch]

Blueprint is duo because is a x2

[compact gazelle]

:3