🕹・game-discussion

[cyan timber]

they seem useless to me

[molten thicket]

which one

dice?

[cyan timber]

all of them

[willow frost]

wtf lmao

[solid bronze]

honestly this might go instead of 9 or acrobat

[rugged bloom]

so close to greatness 🥀

[earnest mountain]

and the sigil was hearts 😭

[cyan timber]

i lwk want that four fingers joker

[rugged bloom]

Need an ecto soon

and the retcon voucher

[cyan timber]

if you got this boss blind are you genuinely cooked?

[solid bronze]

i almost died

[bronze widget]

dammit worst invis hit on photograph

[rugged bloom]

I already passed it

[hoary knot]

if they got retcon voucher, don't think so

[cyan timber]

if you pass a boss blind you never see it again?

[earnest mountain]

I lost
I guess trying to go for 5 enternal does not work xD

[hoary knot]

you can see it again actually

[solid bronze]

i think i'm dead

[cyan timber]

would skip be useful to take even if it's in front of that boss thkngy?

[bronze widget]

nope

poylcrhome istn rlly that good

most skips arent worth it

[rugged bloom]

ECTOPLASM

[hoary knot]

throwback run 🔥

[rugged bloom]

ECTOPLASM FOR THE WIN

[willow frost]

you won't see it until the next cycle of bosses (but that cycle will be in a different random order to the first cycle so its not certain)
rerolling the boss advances the cycle as well, i believe, so youre more likely to see the boss again in the future

[rugged bloom]

FINALLY GOT THE ECTO AT THE LAST SECOND

[willow frost]

there we go

[rugged bloom]

IT HIT THE BRAINSTORM

[willow frost]

now you need joker

[rugged bloom]

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

so since I sold the showman for the brainstorm

I can still see it in the shop

without showman

[willow frost]

yahoho

[vestal copper]

showman effect only resets after u exit shop?

[rugged bloom]

What

[vestal copper]

if you sell a showman you will recieve its effects until the end of the shop?

[bronze widget]

greed or 😳

[alpine crescent]

no

[bronze widget]

do i sell teh 2nd photograph..

do i really need it

[vestal copper]

def kill the photo

[alpine crescent]

do you really need mail-in rebate

[rugged bloom]

no copy joker

welp

so i'm slightly off

great 🥀

[alpine crescent]

oh wait you have 65 bucks yes you do-

[vestal copper]

gg 😔

[rugged bloom]

Last night was the perfect time for me to naninef but I accidentally reset

[willow frost]

well gg

[bronze widget]

i have 0 econ

[cyan timber]

should i buy this and sell the fortune teller? fortune teller at 19 mult but supernova gonna be at 25

[willow frost]

if you want sure

[cyan timber]

wait i should just sell the missprint

[vestal copper]

yeah

[bronze widget]

I JUST SKIPPED A LUCHADOR I AM SO COOKED

[fringe nebula]

not even blackboard?

damn

[hoary knot]

encountering the ox would be really bad with supernova

[willow frost]

its ante 8

[cyan timber]

what's the of?

[willow frost]

a boss blind

not one you'll see this ante though

[hoary knot]

the ox

sets money to 0 when you play the most played hand

[cyan timber]

cerulean bell didn't stand a chance one hand one win

[cyan timber]

I'm already broke, I have gotten a blind that cooks my money if i use flush and flush is my play type

[hoary knot]

Ante 13, doubt that they've built a blackboard deck

[cyan timber]

blackboard?

[hoary knot]

x3 mult if all card in hand are spades or clubs

[bronze widget]

oh my god

i forgot

i had

a reroll voucher too

i am so

fucking stupid

[cyan timber]

why would you play high card?

[hoary knot]

😢

[hoary knot]

you are yet to discover the wonders high card does

[cyan timber]

this run was a breeze lowkey

[bronze widget]

golden ticket farming in the first 8

[cyan timber]

that first win was the hardest

[bronze widget]

antes

i was playing

flush five

for scoring

[fringe nebula]

high card can be used to dig

and draw more cards

[bronze widget]

btw high card is good

dont disrespect the high card ✌️

its just not for my build

[fringe nebula]

AU3UC83U

bruh

[gaunt burrow]

"a little bit of that a little bit of this" type of build

[fringe nebula]

looks like average baseball build tbh

[hoary knot]

cerimonial dagger 😭

[gaunt burrow]

the only synergy in sight😭

[fringe nebula]

there is synergy tho?

you have chips, +mult and xmult

[hoary knot]

does the dagger even have mult on it

[gaunt burrow]

showman

[fringe nebula]

doubt it

[hoary knot]

right

[gaunt burrow]

dagger has mult now

[cyan timber]

how the hell am i supposed to beat this boss blind?

[junior horizon]

Bro

Bro

[willow frost]

holy moly

nevermind i got mogged

[junior horizon]

LMAO

[gaunt burrow]

damn trance!

[junior horizon]

Not mine, but I have a seed

[willow frost]

oh ok i was like wtf lmao

[junior horizon]

4Z8KEK6X

[junior horizon]

Its legit tho

[willow frost]

interesting

[hoary knot]

son 😭

[junior horizon]

Daughter smh*

[willow frost]

the luck is unreal

[junior horizon]

Only pick one tho

[willow frost]

yeah rip

modded balatro type shit though

[hoary knot]

I heard each soul was 0.3%

[willow frost]

ok its a bit early to do anything but i really like that

[radiant fossil]

guys

does cloud 9 x bull go hard

[junior horizon]

Heap. That right there is 0.000243%

[radiant fossil]

uh what...

[cyan timber]

didn't even hit the 1 million mark

[willow frost]

smartest play in all of balatro

[junior horizon]

0.3^4

[willow frost]

or it would be if perkeo wasnt already cooking the blind lol

[junior horizon]

Nvm i added an extra one

Its 0.0081

[hoary knot]

just gained 2 more chips worth

[junior horizon]

?

Thats too many 0s

Ah yes

[willow frost]

with a probability of 1 being certain and 0 being impossible, the probability of 4 souls in the pack is 0.003^4 = 0.000000000081

[junior horizon]

Why nit use high contrat man

[willow frost]

i am genius

[willow frost]

i dont like the clubs being blue tbh

[junior horizon]

Mods

You can make em green or pink

[willow frost]

i dont mods

hm

[hoary knot]

what are we getting at

if you wanna get banned just type in #ceremonial-dagger

[willow frost]

gg

[junior horizon]

Hmmmm

Honeypot lmao

Now im tempted at sending smt in

[hoary knot]

would say hermit but just saw you have 4 dollars 😭

[junior horizon]

If atleast 5 people react to this w Gros Michel i will

[willow frost]

nah i bought that shit and held it, we going to the moon with this one

[junior horizon]

(Valid for the next 5mins)

[hoary knot]

go fish for the burglar

wow

[junior horizon]

Ghost pinging mods is an extreme jerk move lmao

[hoary knot]

they all came online

[cyan timber]

what's that?

[hoary knot]

he could've just chose the cerimonial dagger

[junior horizon]

Ping and delete

[hoary knot]

gotta love the trolls 😮‍💨

[cyan timber]

the server is kinda big they probably have a logs channel

[hoary knot]

what's the point in trolling 💔

[cyan timber]

so you'll just be caught

[junior horizon]

Ye but it still is

Bro calling the cops on himself

It did

[cyan timber]

it wouldn't ping it would only show it in a golden look

wouldn't ping you tho

[hoary knot]

not a single mod came to slime this guy

[junior horizon]

Keep risking it. Will only make it funnier

[cyan timber]

you got too much aura

[hoary knot]

is there a way to evicerate someone

Ip ban 😭

[junior horizon]

Lmao evicerate

Defenestrate

Defenestrate means to throw out a window

Anyways, Balatro

[hoary knot]

yea

balatro

[junior horizon]

Copy of balalala

[cyan timber]

is this what those bs perkeo deck people use?

[junior horizon]

Wdym perkeo deck?

But yeah that makes perkeo observatory

[hoary knot]

yes

[cyan timber]

the one where they have lots of planets

[junior horizon]

Ye thats the one

[hoary knot]

x1.5 for every planet card in slot

[junior horizon]

Ngl thats extremely broken but also kinda useless

Its onyl useful if you have perkeo

[radiant fossil]

you guys think ts can cook?

[molten thicket]

sometimes

rarely

[alpine crescent]

i beat ALL DECKS on purple stake
i am not making it through ante 11 on this fucking awesome run, ggs

[deft sandal]

everything just set up to be a flush build

[alpine crescent]

i already had like 12 nines at the start and an early ouija got me to 20

[deft sandal]

shop 1 wraith is worth it

[green dragon]

I forgot how many cards I need for the stone jokers

Like onyx

I only remember that it's the same for each card

[alpine crescent]

all my runs of this week

ankh gambling is always fun, right guys

[green dragon]

Ehh

[lime remnant]

does bp stencil even have xmult

[green dragon]

Anyway do you remember how many clubs I'd need for onyx?

[lime remnant]

does it count as a stencil

[alpine crescent]

x2

[lime remnant]

thats funny

[alpine crescent]

didnt survive the wall on ante 9 LMAO

[green dragon]

Damn

Still tho how many clubs do I need for onyx agate?

40?

Idk

[versed sable]

1 open slot -> Stencil is x2, 4 extra copies of it -> 2⁵ = 32x total

[alpine crescent]

isnt it written in the lock thingy ??

[green dragon]

I also forgot which page it's on

[prime valve]

Yes it is

[alpine crescent]

i'll find it

[molten thicket]

i think its like 30?

[green dragon]

Ok

[molten thicket]

for every uncommon suit joker

[lime remnant]

no ankh stencil 😔

[prime valve]

Good to be back

[green dragon]

Hi

[alpine crescent]

page 8, second to last slot

[green dragon]

Ok

[prime valve]

Howdy

[versed sable]

two stencils >>> bp bp bp bp (negative)stencil
lol

[alpine crescent]

i DESPERATELY tried getting ankh to copy stencil but it kept hitting the blues 😭

[alpine crescent]

meanwhile the 4 card sharps run

[dusty void]

Ain't no fucking way I died to the plant

ON ABANDONED

THIS BULLSHIT ASS GAME OMDS

[white flint]

😭

[versed sable]

i had a 3 cardsharp run with blueprint and yorick, iirc

without eternal qwq

[molten thicket]

goated

impressive achievement

[alpine crescent]

i think the last time i found a Soul was on this run, and i didnt even get it because EVERYTHING was helping me win

[dusty void]

I couldn't roll my winning straight

😔

[alpine crescent]

i'll start orange staking tomorrow

[dusty void]

Welp gn

[alpine crescent]

gn!!

[prime valve]

Goodnight, sleep well

Also, where can i get the roles?

Like spades, hearts etc.

[prime valve]

Got it

Why the chat so dead.

Yeah, its dead but atleast i can show my latest runs.

[deft sandal]

I really hope this is enough for me to beat the boss so that i can have 5 more gold stickers

[devout wagon]

I'm so annoyed, I was ante 1 in a run and I opened a celestial pack and I instantly picked mercury before i saw black hole and i didn't take it. I've never got it before and I missed it

[deft sandal]

GG

[rich mauve]

[prime valve]

Happens to the best, dont worry.

[rich mauve]

you are too old to drive

[devout wagon]

I know but now i'm worried im gonna never get it again

[rich mauve]

you will eventually

[prime valve]

You will and ton of times.

[devout wagon]

thanks

[willow frost]

i hate this

why does the game taunt me like this

[prime valve]

Hate baron

[radiant fossil]

What why

never comes at the right time?

[prime valve]

Brain rot card
Hate that shit

[radiant fossil]

oh

[thick fossil]

First run ever hitting Es!

[radiant fossil]

bruh if that's brain rot im a potato

[thick fossil]

with me abusing my cute little DNA

[prime valve]

Congrats

[prime valve]

Well, you dont need more dna cards.

[radiant fossil]

i say double down if you dont wanna draw those other cards

[thick fossil]

this game haven't gave me any hanged mans since the start of this run

I'd say this is my coping mechanism for that

[prime valve]

thats unfortunate.

[molten thicket]

why glass

[prime valve]

Well, you can do the achievement.

[radiant fossil]

if you cant push the chances down to 0, at least drive it down to statistically negligible ye

[molten thicket]

full steel + high card gives more

[radiant fossil]

you're flying, it's good

[thick fossil]

Ah I actually haven't thought of that until I duped like 50 glasses

and I just couldn't stop lol

[prime valve]

thats what you want to do when playing steel decks.

?

[thick fossil]

i just usually have that running in my background

(like what you would do to any idle game)

[radiant fossil]

i see you didnt managed to put poly on your cards?

[willow frost]

i love perkeo

[radiant fossil]

id say that's the more unfortunate thing

[thick fossil]

I got an Aura later in the run (I was using ghost deck), and it gave me foil instead

I guess the run could've gotten much longer if I got a polychrome

[radiant fossil]

welp chips still nice

[worn drum]

Should I take business card over cloud 9

[prime valve]

Well, in that case i would rather have red seal on steel cards than poly on those glasses.

[worn drum]

All I'm thinking is, it fucks up the endgame potential

[radiant fossil]

no i mean on the steel too

[worn drum]

Other than that it's probably an upgrade

[prime valve]

How much you scoring?

[prime valve]

Well, that would be perfect

[worn drum]

Like 6k

On a pair

This is the start of ante 2 btw

So I got enough time to mercury spam

I just beat the ante 1 boss for the second time

[prime valve]

Uhhh, if it was not eternal then i would say yes but im not sure.

[worn drum]

Yeah the eternal feels bad

Fuck it I got enough money, it'll come back

[thick fossil]

I don't think so, since eternal is pretty much a pain

Especially when you've got $56 already at ante 2

[worn drum]

BRO

What is this seed

[prime valve]

Like what you want to have in the other 2 slots?
You have photo build so

[worn drum]

How is this seed real wtf

[prime valve]

Yeah, i think you found the build.

It gets only better

[worn drum]

Also reroll voucher cuz why not

[versed sable]

yay win

[prime valve]

Well, the plant can do things.

[worn drum]

I am annoyed now lmao

[prime valve]

Never

[worn drum]

I passed an oops in the first buffoon pack

[prime valve]

Bloodstone without dice is just slots.

[worn drum]

That's the cause for annoyance

Anyway I'm gonna go win now lmao

[echo sphinx]

bro what

[prime valve]

Understandable.
Go for it

[worn drum]

...and now smiley face

[prime valve]

I need to find my first ghost deck gold stake win.

[worn drum]

I have found a seed that has no right to exist

It's disgusting

[thick fossil]

wait what

so the game calculates each Soul appearance individually?

[radiant fossil]

why, how "bad" could it be

[junior horizon]

Ye, like any card

[radiant fossil]

did you find like 4 polychrome yorick or smth

[junior horizon]

Theres some seeds where tou get double ones, but 4x is rare

[junior horizon]

Show

[prime valve]

Sooo this was mine gold stake

[versed sable]

-# > I have found a seed that has no right to exist
-# meanwhile me in the same run for a month

[radiant fossil]

good disgusting/ bad disgusting (we wanna know either way

[prime valve]

In a good way

This was fun

[radiant fossil]

you seen the seed he speaks of?

[prime valve]

Yuh, photobuild

[radiant fossil]

oh

that's not thattt crazy

wait show

what is opt endgame

[hidden karma]

I love idol 😻

[prime valve]

Yeah, endgame card

[prime valve]

Its up there, few messages

[green dragon]

What are the chances of getting a soul card from the spectral packs

[prime valve]

Only if you had the red seals.

[hidden karma]

For real

[radiant fossil]

hold on

[prime valve]

And polychromes, that would be perfect.

[hidden karma]

If only it didn’t hit the 5 of hearts

My beloved

[radiant fossil]

joker fan didnt look that crazy to me but ok

[willow frost]

FUCK

i really thought i was gonna make it

i beat the hook with just high card and was so proud of myself lol

[edgy stone]

What had you done? 160k high score but still lost?

[willow frost]

only drew one straight in 5 hands and two discards lol

in chess? i think 400

i was so shit lol

[indigo mesa]

I FUCKING HATE BLACK DECK

[indigo mesa]

the two pair saved me but im probably dead anyways 😭

[tardy spade]

Well met.

[knotty topaz]

WHAT THE FUCK AGAIN?????

THIS IS TWO TIMES THAT I'VE GOTTEN BLUEPRINT IN THE FIRST SHOP.

WTF

[indigo mesa]

like ok dude

[tranquil oasis]

brainstorm first shop but I’m broke

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[viral raft]

least painful Black Deck GS:

i hate Black Deck

i understand the idea of making some decks actually hard and all that but Black Deck is simply just unfair most of the time

[knotty zodiac]

playing the straight still ded huh?

[rare oxide]

do i have good jokers

[indigo mesa]

i genuinely did not see the straight somehow maybe that was survivable 😭

anyways LOL gold stake

[indigo mesa]

think i might actually take this

[alpine atlas]

What is optimal placement here, more baron or more mimes?

[indigo mesa]

all baron

all of them should copy baron right now

[alpine atlas]

Even with steel?

[indigo mesa]

even with steel

[alpine atlas]

Alright

[indigo mesa]

remember 4 barons 2 mimes

[cerulean jewel]

i just beat red stake unseeded but i didnt unlock zodiac deck?

[alpine atlas]

Thanks got my highest score yet

(In this game )

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[indigo mesa]

I love Rough Gem 🥹

[ancient gyro]

six cents

[unkempt relic]

no if you have a brainstorm and a blueprint you can always copy the brainstorm with the blueprint so it is actually better to have one brainstorm and one blueprint

dunno why im responding to messages from 83 years aago

[serene forge]

sell brainstorm and get brainstorm

[vestal copper]

brilliant ‼️

[indigo mesa]

WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE RENTAL THEYRE ALWAYS TRYING TO STOP MY STRAIGHT FLUSH BUILDS

[indigo mesa]

deck btw 😭 flush is lvl 3

[indigo mesa]

it really sucks that i might actually take this

[indigo mesa]

what REALLY sucks is that ive been passing on neptunes for this whole run

[knotty zodiac]

looks affordable

[indigo mesa]

i guess 😭

well look who already found a straight flush (but obviously wont play it yet)

[knotty zodiac]

but yeah the #1 reason why i dont usually play straight flushes is usually the saturn scaling means it's too late to switch. i wish there was a better path somehow

[willow frost]

happy easter

[frank cape]

obelisk here? (my supernova and grimbo at 30 of pair)

[willow frost]

sure

[indigo mesa]

rats

[indigo mesa]

didnt spend last shop cus i thought i should save for seed money

[knotty zodiac]

hm i take mr bones here and stay with cardsharp

[indigo mesa]

ok i think this is the closest ill get to surviving

[indigo mesa]

im genuinely so sad i lost this, it was completely by choice i didnt realize i was about to die

[knotty zodiac]

i dont think anything would kill your run besides eye/flint/vv and mr bones solves all of those

[frank cape]

eye killed me

[waxen dagger]

can we rename them to 2 of a kind, 1 of a kind and 0 of a kind

[serene forge]

nova can be sold I think

[willow frost]

rename two pair to 2 of 2 kinds

[indigo mesa]

massive

[willow frost]

riff raff and hologram youre kinda there

[knotty zodiac]

looks like a w

[indigo mesa]

:)

[waxen dagger]

wait does 4 fingers help with flouse and flush5?

[indigo mesa]

GOATED REROLL

[tardy spade]

Can double chicot reach ante 39?

[tardy spade]

Yep

[indigo mesa]

the question now is, who goes?

[waxen dagger]

oh interesting

[indigo mesa]

you can definitely reach ante 39 with the chicot bug but idk about just two of them

[tardy spade]

But you still need to make the full house/5oak.
The only thing it changes is just 4 have to suit match

[knotty zodiac]

todd or scary

[waxen dagger]

i see so not that useful 😭😭

[tardy spade]

Flush house and flush 5 builds rarely come into play on gold stake

It's more used in endless

[ancient gyro]

4f most consistent gimmick is being able to fully discard for the 5th card

[acoustic kettle]

Is the update out

[indigo mesa]

so this is how i die…

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[acoustic kettle]

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[knotty zodiac]

thought you were fine, what happened?

[viral raft]

I love red card

[indigo mesa]

absolutely terrible draws

[acoustic kettle]

Couldn't draw pairs?

What

[ancient gyro]

i didn't need to know this

[indigo mesa]

what

????????

[acoustic kettle]

?

[viral raft]

What 😭

[ancient gyro]

<@&1133519078540185692> game discussion fun fact

did you know

that

[acoustic kettle]

Unjimbo his mult

[knotty zodiac]

offtopic 🔨

[viral raft]

But i mean what is the point of saying that?

[sturdy creek]

notubhj was banned.

[tulip falcon]

pew pew

[acoustic kettle]

I mean even if true

[viral raft]

Damn mods really kill him real quick

[acoustic kettle]

So out of left field

[limber gorge]

yellow deck down

had to pairslop again unfortunately

[acoustic kettle]

Pretty good lineup there

[viral raft]

GGWP!

[limber gorge]

thank youu

[acoustic kettle]

Pairslop is slop but it works

[viral raft]

Pairslop is qualityslop

[acoustic kettle]

It is boring

[viral raft]

Tbh i love playing pair but understand that is kinda boring for most of players

That's something that the game should rework

Also buffing high poker hands in high stakes

Full house is easily the worst hand to make builds

[ancient gyro]

3 hands 4 discards gaming

[pale wolf]

what happened

[heady zenith]

I wasn't thinking with portals

[ancient gyro]

easter

[pale wolf]

oh fuck! right its easter

[viral raft]

It's easter :D

[willow frost]

happy easter

[acoustic kettle]

Easter eggs

[viral raft]

Happy easter to all of you!

[heady zenith]

Nvm Im Deleting this and taking thistk the next channel

[ancient gyro]

happy easter

[viral raft]

I love how egg it sounds like a really meh joker but is actually even useful in high stakes

Best designed joker ever🔥

[acoustic kettle]

Egg is egg

[ancient gyro]

it was never meh

[humble gulch]

Egg is a scoring joker

[acoustic kettle]

It scores my paycheck

[viral raft]

Yeah but sounds like meh, imagine being a new player reading egg, you would probably think that is just another common econ joker

That's why i like the designe of egg

Is simple but actually have alot of uses

I love egg ❤️

[acoustic kettle]

Egg should have a chance of doubling and also negative ing

Double yolk and rotten egg

[viral raft]

Kinda op imo 😭

Like egg is already good

[humble gulch]

Too gimmicky

[acoustic kettle]

I guess

[viral raft]

Is not like Gross michel which is designed to die in early because of daddydish

[viral raft]

Yeah, egg is simple, giving that passives just makes egg boring to read imo

[viral raft]

I saw that 😭

Is just crazyyyy

I don't know the chances but easily the rarest thingy i saw in Balatro with the 10 of spades erratic deck

[humble gulch]

1 in 1,000,000

[viral raft]

Crazyyy

Sometimes people is just unlucky i guess

[humble gulch]

Nat negative legendaries are like 6 in 1,000,000

Me when I correct my entire message

[viral raft]

Yeah and the 10 of spades erratic?

That shit is also insane imo

[willow frost]

that was a bug

there's multiple 10 of spades erratics

[viral raft]

Yeah i know but mathematically which are the chances

[humble gulch]

Bug, a deck having all the same card is like 52⁵²

1 in 52⁵²

[viral raft]

I forget that

[willow frost]

1 in about 1.7e89

[ancient gyro]

erratic is coded to have a hard limit on rank and suit distributions

[viral raft]

fr?

[willow frost]

thats dumb lol

slightly out of line deck

[fiery nymph]

what the fuck bro

[humble gulch]

Idol hater seed

[fiery nymph]

😭

[humble gulch]

Like

Just why

💔

[vestal copper]

this is fucking stupid

[fiery nymph]

wait i can get rid pf this pfp now

yesss

[pale gate]

When would it be best to start getting X mult jokers?

[pale gate]

Oh, that's right, it's Easter

[mental bloom]

ok ghost deck time

happy easter btw!!!

[humble gulch]

Run jumpscare

[mental bloom]

the gang

[mental bloom]

Oh HIIII

[humble gulch]

🐑

[ancient gyro]

when the time comes

[mental bloom]

damn

[fiery nymph]

yum

[humble gulch]

If you get another crazy seed I'm dying

[mental bloom]

i don't want the wrathful so i go buffoon

[mental bloom]

🤭

surprise surprise

[royal bobcat]

id take the wrathful

its not gold stake u can be more picky ig

[humble gulch]

Is black stake tho

[mental bloom]

ugh

shouldve took the wrathful

[humble gulch]

Banner is not that bad

[royal bobcat]

who would've guessed

[ancient gyro]

soyman

[humble gulch]

Go pairslop

[vestal copper]

eternal banner 😔

[mental bloom]

ez

i dont want no eternal

[humble gulch]

I-...

[vestal copper]

polychrome showman

me when im trolling

[willow frost]

i respect this move

[slow grail]

Gonna butcher this run because no Retcon or Blank/Antimatter yet but holy shit natural negative Troubadour and Mailed-in Rebate

[mental bloom]

I lowkey need scoring now

[mental bloom]

meow

[humble gulch]

Nat negative Yorick in the arcana pack

[mental bloom]

Neeeheh

I'd go Hallucination and then open one of the two packs

[mental bloom]

YURI!!!

What do I doooo

[humble gulch]

❤️‍🩹

[humble gulch]

Just take scary

[mental bloom]

Hmmm

I'm feeling like taking the arcanas

[humble gulch]

I mean

Not really useful

[mental bloom]

It is

Trust

hmmmm yeah ok

[willow frost]

i dont think im ever gonna forget that double cavendish break when i see your username ever again lol

[mental bloom]

me

[heady zenith]

Just take judgement

[humble gulch]

What the actual fuck

[mental bloom]

yeah thats the play

[willow frost]

ok what the fuck

[mental bloom]

my god

[willow frost]

can i check your balatro files real quick

[fiery nymph]

if only i could send gifs

[mental bloom]

Holo Burglar in the judgement

[mental bloom]

howww

[willow frost]

what was in any of the souls

[humble gulch]

How much yuri is in your gifs...

[willow frost]

just send your whole setup at this point i dont really trust this

[mental bloom]

oh I see

[frank notch]

triboulet then canio

[fiery nymph]

just get all the legendaries

[willow frost]

2LEEB

[mental bloom]

Pro

[fiery nymph]

calculate the score

[mental bloom]

0

[humble gulch]

It's actually real 😭

[wintry ice]

the

[lime remnant]

its all going to be chigoat

[willow frost]

i see that oops all 20s key on your keyboard

[fiery nymph]

i wouldnt even hate like 3 chiclets

[frank notch]

actually legit soul

from skip tag

[mental bloom]

Whattt

[mental bloom]

Bro has 1 soul 😂

[humble gulch]

I want the seed and wait for a mega arcana pack

[mental bloom]

4Z8KEK6X

Meow

2nd shop

I'm dying

[humble gulch]

So...

[mental bloom]

🤭

Heeeheeeheee

[willow frost]

ion een no

[humble gulch]

You can take the charm tag and choose two

[willow frost]

oh true

[mental bloom]

Charm tag ?

[wintry ice]

second ever case of showman being useful

[mental bloom]

Ooooh I see

Well damn me

[wintry ice]

i'm rolling into vessel for fun

[mental bloom]

For the lols

Guh

[humble gulch]

Just do another run and let it be normal 😭

[wintry ice]

ok a 2 pair 1 shots vessel

lol

[mental bloom]

Never ever

[heady zenith]

This vanilla plus is stating to scare me.....

[mental bloom]

Easy

[humble gulch]

I feel jealous tho

[mental bloom]

Noooo don't beeeee

[unkempt relic]

guys

im in a perfect run

[mental bloom]

not me

[humble gulch]

I hate this guy

[willow frost]

lmao

[mental bloom]

Damnnn

Plant proof

[unkempt relic]

ik its perfect bro

[ancient gyro]

i was the first

[heady zenith]

Bee

[mental bloom]

Cuteeeee

[wintry ice]

a lvl 3 pair is doing 287k

according to all laws of aviation

[humble gulch]

I'm dying with erratic++, I need a seed like that ❤️‍🩹

[unkempt relic]

guys i think im glitched

chicos not winning

[mental bloom]

Awhhh

[unkempt relic]

im only at 33 😭

why chicot

[willow frost]

cryptid mentioned

[wintry ice]

bet on the score to get 0$

[unkempt relic]

cryptids unfun bro it would be good if exotic joekrs didnt exist

[wintry ice]

shortcut be like

[humble gulch]

Don't awh me

[willow frost]

probably yeah

[rotund igloo]

Best build I've ever seen

[unkempt relic]

thanks

[mental bloom]

Okay my baddddd

[humble gulch]

Do I go campfire slop?

[willow frost]

yes

[mental bloom]

Oh yes

[wintry ice]

purple seals are fun with ft

[heady zenith]

Can someone mod balatro so it can follow actual poker rules

[willow frost]

which ones

[wooden magnet]

a 5 card hand sounds buns

[wintry ice]

balatro but with no balatro

[frank notch]

no jokers or consumables then

[heady zenith]

Blackjack?

[humble gulch]

Bruh

[wintry ice]

man

[heady zenith]

I'm thinking like poker 2

[humble gulch]

❤️‍🩹

[mental bloom]

Oh yay

[wintry ice]

oh cool

[humble gulch]

I'm dead tho

[mental bloom]

Damn noooo

:((

[frank notch]

credit card in judgement in arcana

[heady zenith]

Where you have qcdss tot the jokers obviously but maybe only half

[wintry ice]

free win

[humble gulch]

I like early eternals

[wintry ice]

(there will be an eye on ante 7)

[heady zenith]

Same with the consumables

5 card holdem might be more fitting

[wintry ice]

it's peamness

[thick delta]

i hate it when i’m offered a pivot then don’t take it and then everything else i need falls into place

[mental bloom]

@humble gulch wait I sent you a friend request but I didn't even ask

Can I send you a friend request?

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[mental bloom]

YAY

[fervent plover]

guys need a bit of help here

[humble gulch]

(Does something) can I do it?

[mental bloom]

Yeaaah sorry oopsies 👀

[fervent plover]

do i take hanging chad replacing steel?

[thick delta]

like i’m doing a big stones run on plasma deck (hiker paradolia photochad red seal stone cards) and i got a barron in shop i skipped then i got mime brainstorm and dna 🫩

[humble gulch]

My greed doesn't have limits

[mental bloom]

That would be good for the cat

[fervent plover]

hoping to get sock too, so dont wanna risk taking chad, but chad can proc more mult for cat

[heady zenith]

Where the fuck did most of my stats g0

[humble gulch]

Fuck yes ❤️‍🩹

[mental bloom]

😭😭

[willow frost]

rip

[mental bloom]

IMMOLATE all the way

[wintry ice]

this is pretty good too

[fervent plover]

but i cant replace sock with anything thgh

so either i play with hanging chad or wait till sock

[cloud sinew]

youre playing modded twin

[fervent plover]

passed plant anyway so no issues

[cloud sinew]

this is not a vanilla issue

[humble gulch]

Free start

[mental bloom]

Fr

[humble gulch]

Alright

[fervent plover]

wait for sock or chad?

[mental bloom]

Hmmmmm

You could go Chad now

[fervent plover]

i wanna get an e if possible this run

[mental bloom]

I think sock is better cuz it retriggers more

[fervent plover]

very not possible at all

hmm

ok then

[mental bloom]

Hmmm

Glass cards then

[wintry ice]

is there a world where i sell rebate for this

[mental bloom]

Dna would be good since you have BP and BS

[ancient gyro]

no

[willow frost]

wait a minute i didnt look at the numbers lmao what is that

[versed sable]

probably not

[mental bloom]

Omggg hiiii

[versed sable]

heylo

[humble gulch]

I love satellite

[willow frost]

youre playing spades arent you

1.9 milli holy

[humble gulch]

Lame

[mental bloom]

Awwhh it's preishable

[fervent plover]

never mind, failed the run

was really good one thgh

[mental bloom]

Crapp:((

[humble gulch]

Perishables are wrose than rentals

[mental bloom]

True

[frank notch]

Double soul by ante 2???!!

[mental bloom]

WHOA

Now that's interesting

[humble gulch]

Pairmaxxing

[versed sable]

chicot, chad, and blue seals
free win
trust

[frank notch]

i got perky

[fringe nebula]

damn

[versed sable]

-# nova

[fringe nebula]

I would take nova honestly

[frank notch]

i got cryptid in shop lol

[hoary knot]

what a start

[versed sable]

-# I would never not take that nova

[strange compass]

What would you guys do here?

[bronze leaf]

$50 for the cost of two flushes ain't bad

[frank crescent]

Quit the game open subway surfers

[strange compass]

Ikr, doing the double skip will also save cards for the pillar

[humble gulch]

Fuck

[mental bloom]

Cooked fried burnt

[humble gulch]

Wasn't that bad

Maxed out satellite (I'm not doing secret hands)

[strange compass]

Yayyy

[humble gulch]

I WIN

[void topaz]

i wonder what an idol rework could look like

[mental bloom]

Hell yeah

[void topaz]

cause its genuinly fully useless in an ante 8 run

but how do you rework it and not make it busted

[mental bloom]

True

[void topaz]

guys i have a great idea

[mental bloom]

Tell me

[void topaz]

change it to pick a random suit

[mental bloom]

The Idol hater

[void topaz]

and make it 1.5x instead

[mental bloom]

WHAT

GENIUS

[humble gulch]

Ugh, no sticker

[mental bloom]

Awh

Why no 5th Joker ?

[humble gulch]

Son ❤️‍🩹

[void topaz]

i believe this would make it good for ante 8 runs idk why i just think it would

theres no precadent for this working obviously im just guessing here

[mental bloom]

You can not be real

[humble gulch]

Whatever :(

[mental bloom]

YIPEEEEE

Unfortunately no new sticker

[void topaz]

judgement in the arcana packs

[mental bloom]

You need a good econ fr

[void topaz]

i just had another good idea

if the suit idea was too bad i have another idea

keep it 2x

[frank grove]

whats your last 2?

[void topaz]

but make it only work on face cards

[humble gulch]

Clever and luchador

[void topaz]

maybe not jacks

[mental bloom]

Hell no

[void topaz]

so maybe the idol rework could be it gives 2x for kings and queens maybe

that might be a bit too op though

[humble gulch]

Pairslop 🔥

[void topaz]

so maybe it would only work on the first face card played

[mental bloom]

😭😭

[humble gulch]

I love ramen

[void topaz]

im summoning grimbo

fuck rebate woooop

[humble gulch]

This works too

[frank grove]

oooooh

[mental bloom]

Two pair slop

[humble gulch]

That's right

🔥

[void topaz]

W delayed grat

[humble gulch]

Didn't take it

I'm moving out of ramen as soon as I can

[void topaz]

lowkey whenever i play erratic i just play 4oak cause when else am i getting the chance

[mental bloom]

Understandable

[noble mango]

Delgrat as eternal sucks ass

[humble gulch]

Maybe this

[void topaz]

holy money sink

delayed grat wouldve come in handy about now

[serene forge]

yo, a judgment

[noble mango]

Eternal . . .

[mental bloom]

@proper bronze

[void topaz]

just saw this on the subreddit

[frank notch]

holy shit is that showman, the best joker in the game

[void topaz]

BOOOO

[mental bloom]

HEHEH

[noble mango]

What the heck

[proper bronze]

hi

[void topaz]

dont ask what i was doing on the balatro subreddit

[mental bloom]

Did this too

[mental bloom]

Hiiii

[noble mango]

Uh but

Yorick perkeo or trib

[willow frost]

clipfarming

[void topaz]

this you?

[humble gulch]

Uhm

[vale shale]

Alright alright. 1 take gold stake run any deck. What deck we thinking bout.

[void topaz]

the money sink is even more worthwhile now

[scenic siren]

TWO PAIR DA GOATTTTT

[mental bloom]

Me?

[void topaz]

no hornet

[vale shale]

You should pick that one

[serene forge]

abandoned

[proper bronze]

YAY burglar

[mental bloom]

I showed it first >:0

[void topaz]

real?

[noble mango]

Did someon say hornet

[vale shale]

Finally got a deck after like 5 times of me saying.

[mental bloom]

Really real

[void topaz]

for real real

[mental bloom]

Yeah

But I found it on Reddit too

[void topaz]

i was doing a gojo reference ngl

[mental bloom]

So yeah that's lame

[mental bloom]

Didn't catch it 😔

Wife?

[proper bronze]

hi

[mental bloom]

Hiiiii

[noble mango]

Anyways can i get :gold_stake: emoji

[void topaz]

bro got summoned

[obsidian quarry]

chat do we have any advice for Cruelty challenge

[mental bloom]

Wife in the pocket

[void topaz]

which ones that

[willow frost]

i got you

[humble gulch]

Well

[void topaz]

dawg

[noble mango]

Pray

[mental bloom]

Didn't play it yet

[mental bloom]

Me

[void topaz]

all this for no gold stickers

[frank notch]

luckmaxx

[proper bronze]

judgement card

[obsidian quarry]

ty

[void topaz]

best advice for certain challenges

hold r

[obsidian quarry]

):

[noble mango]

Cruelty is such a hard challenge i quit

[void topaz]

ok so only 3 joker slots

planet max

[proper bronze]

cruelty is so cruel i never even played it

[void topaz]

i think i played 4oak on it

[noble mango]

Heck
Even i Can't beat most of the challenge decks

[obsidian quarry]

and no money from small or big blind

[noble mango]

If not
All

[void topaz]

yeah so econ jokers needed

i got mail in rebate fairly early on my run iirc

[mental bloom]

Meow meow meow joker

[noble mango]

ok i mean egg

[obsidian quarry]

omlette challenge was fun

[void topaz]

omelette was so hard for me to grasp for no reason

[noble mango]

Im ao bad at econ normally so

[void topaz]

i think i beat jokerless in less attempts

[proper bronze]

omelette is yummy

[void topaz]

jokerless was like 4 attempts iirc omelette took too many

[noble mango]

Mad world was funky surely

[void topaz]

i liked the glass one

[obsidian quarry]

get swashbuckler
win
it's that easy

[void topaz]

so true

[noble mango]

Swash carried omelette lol

[void topaz]

i beat the glass one by full skipping

[willow frost]

i think jokerless actually took more attempts for me than all the other challenges combined

[void topaz]

what

[willow frost]

literally

[quaint stag]

cruelty and golden needle were so ass for me

[serene forge]

jokerless took me 1 try 😭

[willow frost]

im so shit at it lol

[void topaz]

bro golden needle

fuck golden needle

[willow frost]

nah that wasnt that bad

[serene forge]

I must've gotten insanely lucky cuz I played fucking flush hourses

and didn't get screwed by bell

[void topaz]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wtf-horse-running-l9mASFqtemeKk

[quaint stag]

get the back in time voucher and get acrobat/dusk and thats really the extent of golden needle tbh

[serene forge]

golden needle is awful

[willow frost]

i mean i got quite lucky with golden needle but even still it wasnt too bad

[proper bronze]

that's me

[quaint stag]

cruelty took me the longest

[serene forge]

I wouldn't hiero on golden needle without director's cut

[mental bloom]

Cuuute

[serene forge]

since water exists

[quaint stag]

being broke with only 3 jokers sucked

[quaint stag]

very true

[serene forge]

thunk is such a troll for not banning water

[noble mango]

At least he banned on mad wordl

[frank notch]

doesnt hiero just -1 ante

so theres no punishment

[noble mango]

But for some reason

[quaint stag]

thunks biggest troll was not taking hex/ankh/wheel out of jokerless

[void topaz]

why is fragile so far in the challenges list

oh nvm its so you dont lose hope in the challenges i get it now

[humble gulch]

Ugh, no sticker

[void topaz]

jdugement

in

the arcana pack

[wintry ice]

it's a higher chance to get the water also

[humble gulch]

:(

[heavy heron]

glass 🤤

[void topaz]

holy jumpscare with the jokers

[heavy heron]

LOOLLL

i had two tribes

then saw license so i was like why not

it’s just better

[void topaz]

2 tribes 2 rebates

what a game

[marble turret]

why is it -nan😭

[candid gust]

HELP

[marble turret]

it's my first naneinf and i got that

[bleak hemlock]

huehuehue

[median grove]

any help with this run?

[frank notch]

you got naneinf mult

[median grove]

i feel like all my jokers are kind of bad

[candid gust]

do i sell anything for the legendary?

[marble turret]

but why

[bleak hemlock]

whats cat at?

[frank notch]

idk