🕹・game-discussion

[dusty void]

Welp you learn the hard way

[strange compass]

It also has bugs

[burnt topaz]

I mean I never bought a single planet card so that helped

[potent mirage]

If the number of cards increases, crash regardless of naneinf

[solid bronze]

yuuup

[fringe nebula]

x10 hologram (no dna, no certificate, no marble)

[strange compass]

Sometimes the opening packs softlocks the game

[ancient gyro]

reminds me of that one time when I ended with over 300 bucks on black gs

[dusty void]

Is it on the same run or just in general?

Black gs was so painful

Glad I got it done early

[ancient gyro]

i really miss black++

[solid bronze]

eternal smiley was sure a decision

[wicked sonnet]

i got ramen holy shit this could seriously be the c++ run

[noble mango]

Packs?

[dusty void]

Who wouldn't want eternal happiness

[wicked sonnet]

I GOT BLUEPRINT IT IS THE C++ RUN

[dusty void]

GGS B DAWG

PING ME WHEN YOU WIN

[fringe nebula]

would you rather :
-pick smiley to survive earlygame
-die a miserable death

[wicked sonnet]

WAIT NO VIOLET VESSEL

[dusty void]

Welp

[wicked sonnet]

PLEASE TELL ME I SCORE ENOUGH

[dusty void]

We tried

[solid bronze]

shiit tough choice

[cyan sparrow]

[dusty void]

Actually wait

I think you score about...

[wicked sonnet]

i can score over 300k with a 4oak

[cyan sparrow]

I score 67

[dusty void]

I knew it!

What's your winning hand

[wicked sonnet]

which means it's possible

i just can't brick a hand

[burnt topaz]

A debuffed face card doesn’t reset the bus, correct?

[solid bronze]

i think so

[dusty void]

Yea it isn't scoring

[noble mango]

Or Gamble your luck on next shop by praying fpr a strong hand like 4 oak /straight flush

[dusty void]

If it does well

savescum

idk

[wicked sonnet]

WAIT I SCORE ALMOST 300K WITH A PAIR

[frail valley]

smeared joker and ancient joker holds my run on their heads

[wicked sonnet]

only a couple more planets and i score 300k

it could be dokne

[dusty void]

ooh

Nice

[ancient gyro]

neither does vamp on a stoned face if rtb is leftmost

[dusty void]

Try and get a few glasses

[solid bronze]

2pair slop time

[dusty void]

2pair slop?

Woah

[wicked sonnet]

WTF

[dusty void]

Don't diss the 2p like dat

[wicked sonnet]

i can't take it

but holy bananas

[ancient gyro]

good slop

[dusty void]

Yeah no legendary joker works

[ancient gyro]

what happened to going to bed

[solid bronze]

every hand is handslop

cardslop

[dusty void]

I changed my mind >:(

You got a problem?!

[ancient gyro]

ight

[fiery wolf]

2 legendries' on ante 1

[wicked sonnet]

okay i'm in the violet vessel now

[dusty void]

Gl big dawg

[wicked sonnet]

and i drew my one steel card

which might help

ugh i'm nervous

[dusty void]

I'm gonna watch some anime but ping me if you win

[ancient gyro]

@dusty void i won

[dusty void]

You thought I'd fall for that?

Relax

[wicked sonnet]

over 400k on pair i'm gonna win c++

[frail valley]

in a mega arcane pack

[solid bronze]

my only scoring exploded i am dead

i have

ONE

joker on ante 4

[frail valley]

and i got chicot🥹

[wicked sonnet]

C++!!!!!!!

[solid bronze]

ggs

[wicked sonnet]

@dusty void

[frail valley]

ggs

[solid bronze]

you've done it, you became the real balatrez

[dusty void]

ggs

[wicked sonnet]

WE ARE BALATRO

[dusty void]

This was truly your balatro

[wicked sonnet]

i just gotta do the victory lap run

[burnt topaz]

I’m playing oak Aces rtb on 15, hologram on 1.25

[ancient gyro]

enjoy your new menu screen

[solid bronze]

for me it's still a long way to go

[dusty void]

I wuv rtb

I haven't even started c++ yet

I'm going for C+

[strange compass]

You can replace Todd

[wicked sonnet]

is that a real thing

[solid bronze]

i'm only doing c+ so far as well

rn i'm checking off nebula

[burnt topaz]

Same

[wicked sonnet]

final c++ stats

[ancient gyro]

you'll figure it out

[fiery wolf]

ok i just pulled a blueprint, i might finaly beat blue stake, threw my last 2 runs with a chance

[wicked sonnet]

i barely played photochad after i got c+

white stake plasma run incoming

[solid bronze]

chad is also my top 1

photo is lower

[strange compass]

LETS GOOOOOO

W Wraith

[wicked sonnet]

chad is just so good

[solid bronze]

so real tho

be it holo cards, gold seal

it's just so goated even without photo

[wicked sonnet]

it won me my second last run

with ancient and smeared

to get them both stickered

[strange compass]

ARE YOU SERIOUS BRUV

2$ 😭

[wicked sonnet]

it gonna be embarassing if i don't win the victory lap run

[spark canyon]

lol

[wicked sonnet]

started with a brainstorm and card sharp tho so i think i'm fine

[burnt topaz]

I think I won

[wicked sonnet]

lmfao

jokerless

[spark canyon]

too bad its on white stake, wouldve been funnier on gold

[fickle mortar]

perfect run with the best legendary joker

[burnt topaz]

Not true, juggler might’ve helped

[fickle mortar]

i dunno why the screenshot is so bright

[burnt topaz]

Best legendary (according to you) but also highest saturation wth

[wicked sonnet]

screenshot of blinding

[spark canyon]

brainstorm copying juggler carried okay

[burnt topaz]

Exactly

I was right

[fickle mortar]

yeah, but the x10 was kinda nice

[mental bloom]

ah yeah, thanks balatro

[fickle mortar]

true, i dunno why, the normal screen is normal

[ancient gyro]

5 rounds of temperance value

[mental bloom]

yay yippeee

bruhhh it couldve been something better

[burnt topaz]

Thanks, I hate it

[ancient gyro]

king me

[mental bloom]

oh well lol

from a purple seal

[burnt topaz]

Yeah I’m gonna take the king anyways

[ancient gyro]

they call me the fortune teller

[burnt topaz]

I have hanged man its fine

[mental bloom]

i see why

should i gamble

[fiery nymph]

always

[mental bloom]

what do i sell then

panics and explodes

[willow frost]

just pairslop nothing too special

[woven remnant]

all thanks to nebula

[burnt topaz]

I hate how I just don’t see how it helps, I mean I’m gonna win, a five of a kind of aces is minimum 400k probably 500k

[willow frost]

i thought i was gonna use eternal dna but then replace htr with card sharp so it was just there, couldve bought obelisk twice otherwise lol

havent played square joker in so long glad i got it

[burnt topaz]

Can glass cards be destroyed even if they don’t score?

[willow frost]

no

[mental bloom]

nope, no risk

[burnt topaz]

Well

That sucks

[willow frost]

why lol

[mental bloom]

also WHAT SHOULD I SELL GRRR IM STUCK

[willow frost]

you dont have glass joker

[mental bloom]

that could be good for deckfixing i guess

[wicked sonnet]

yay i'm about to win my victory lap run

[willow frost]

oh true

[mental bloom]

the solution is splash

[wicked sonnet]

and officially get c++ achievement

[mental bloom]

NICEEE

[willow frost]

frick that lol

[wicked sonnet]

what's rtb at?

[burnt topaz]

Do I want even more money? I can make $100 more right now

[burnt topaz]

48

[wicked sonnet]

oh ig it doesn't matter now

nah not worth skipping

[burnt topaz]

I mean I will win this run unless I draw card dead at the end

Which I don’t think I will, because I also have a hanged man

On top of already have more aces than faces

[unkempt relic]

what should i go for?

baron or idol

[burnt topaz]

The hell am I looking at

I see the strategy, if this is your strategy keep idol

If your strategy is to find that one card and trigger it 7 times that makes sense

It’s risky but if that’s what your going for, sue

[frank grove]

funky flush house build i guess

[limber gorge]

okay guys this is my first time ever at ante 8 and my boss blind is "verdant leaf", it says i have to sell one joker or everything will be debugged, I'm at the shop page, do i sell at the shop or do i sell WHILE playing the boss blind?

[unkempt relic]

while playing the boss bliond

[frank grove]

sell while in the boss

[limber gorge]

okay thanks y'all

[unkempt relic]

why tf did i respond to your message im so smart

[wicked sonnet]

lmao what a stupid victory lap

but there it is!

[mental bloom]

baron lol

for obv reasons

[mental bloom]

good job!!!

finallyyyy

[wicked sonnet]

honestly didn't take that long

i got c+ exactly a month ago

[mental bloom]

i got lusty

[wicked sonnet]

and got the last like 70 stickers in a month

[mental bloom]

am I fried now

[wicked sonnet]

today alone i got my last 9 stickers

in just a few runs

[noble mango]

First shop baron is a no right?

[burnt topaz]

I’m talking to myself about “I guess I just got unlucky with lucky cards then” and then this appears

[woven remnant]

I love full house joker hand

[wicked sonnet]

need the seed for this

now what do i do after i got c++

[noble mango]

Hold on

Does the seed differs when you pkay on phone or pc

[burnt topaz]

Play the game for fun

[wicked sonnet]

it shouldn't

[mental bloom]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LUCKY CARDS

[wicked sonnet]

i had fun doing c++ :3

[willow frost]

congrats!

[frank grove]

they shouldn't

[wicked sonnet]

thank you!

my last run was so scary

[burnt topaz]

I believe so, there were some scenarios when playing a seed looking for a card (Ex: Arrowhead) I instead get another card (Ex: Bloodstone)

[willow frost]

are the last 3 jokers cavendish dusk and campfire

[ancient gyro]

black++ :)

[burnt topaz]

Then do it again on another profile

[mental bloom]

AAAAAAAAAARGH

[willow frost]

rip

[wicked sonnet]

yeah 😭

[mental bloom]

they gave me $20

[wicked sonnet]

nat neg campfire

[willow frost]

lets go

[willow frost]

that is crazy

[mental bloom]

tho it's not the kind of luck i needed

[wicked sonnet]

got the ancient on the last shop and it was on hearts lmfao

[willow frost]

insane

[wicked sonnet]

what a strange run

white stake is so easy and funny

[woven remnant]

This was supposed to be nebula red stake

[gilded trellis]

100% rage bait

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[wicked sonnet]

i need this seed

[serene forge]

parking

[harsh relic]

naneinf maybe?

[woven remnant]

Ill keep you uptaded

[wicked sonnet]

thanks

[wicked sonnet]

yeah that seems like the logical next goal

[gilded trellis]

No money to buy anything

[wicked sonnet]

the highets i've got unseeded was e70

[ancient gyro]

or black++

[wicked sonnet]

no

[harsh relic]

hell nah

[ancient gyro]

oh

[limber gorge]

beatennn

[wicked sonnet]

i'll prob go onto a new profile to do naneinf so i don't screw up this one

[serene forge]

suspiciously empty booster pack area in the shop:

[wicked sonnet]

keep this profile perfect

[wicked sonnet]

congrats!

is taht your first win?

[gilded trellis]

Opened buffon packs for credit card

[limber gorge]

yeah 😭

[wicked sonnet]

well done!

what jokers are they?

[serene forge]

and you ended up without a single joker?

[wicked sonnet]

non existent red card value

[gilded trellis]

Yeah evrything was useless eternal jokers

[wicked sonnet]

what do you define as "useless"

[ancient gyro]

such as

[wicked sonnet]

because anything is better than nothing

[serene forge]

how do you know it wouldn't have been a useless eternal credit card

[noble mango]

Nice

Now play red stake ?
Or try another deck

[gilded trellis]

👨🏿‍🦲

[serene forge]

green joker probably

[wicked sonnet]

grimbo goated

[limber gorge]

i already forgot 😭 but like the one that has a 1 in 4 chance to upgrade your played hand (mine was pair) and the one that gives mult for pair were the highlights

[wicked sonnet]

space joker!

[limber gorge]

another deck, i need to get comfortable with white stake first before moving on

[serene forge]

I love Space Joker

[noble mango]

Try the blue deck

I guarantee it's so much better imo

[wicked sonnet]

i see ancient joker in there as well

[noble mango]

Oh and one shot the first

Always try to

[wicked sonnet]

just a tip when you use ancient - try and get as many cards playing/triggering as you can, as each trigger is 1.5x

so if you can play a flush, for example, you get 1.5^5

rather than just 1.5^2

[noble mango]

Ancient joker is all about flushes no?

[wicked sonnet]

yes

this person was playing pairs

[noble mango]

Why bother with other h

Oh

[limber gorge]

ohhh

[ancient gyro]

technically pairs and straights can work fine with aj

[wicked sonnet]

pairslop is meta but yeah

[noble mango]

Btw pairslop not too good for newbie

[frank grove]

straights do work well with aj

[wicked sonnet]

the more cards that fit the ancient, the more score you'll get

[wicked sonnet]

eys

yes

[noble mango]

Try flushes this time

[limber gorge]

oh I will try

usually it's whatever hand the game forced me into somehow

[wicked sonnet]

okay time to start a new profile and go for naneinf

[noble mango]

Have you encountered the

[wicked sonnet]

but i'll prob do that tomorrow

[limber gorge]

gros michel

[wicked sonnet]

balatro is so fun i hope you get hooked

[limber gorge]

dude dies after like 3 hands, I had it but sold it for another one

[wicked sonnet]

it unlocks another joker after it dies

you will see soon!

[limber gorge]

oh I didn't know that

[noble mango]

Oh you actually want it to die

[wicked sonnet]

this image is peak

[noble mango]

For something beyond your mind

[tardy spade]

Challenge: win 1 game of balatro (any stake) by having your "play" and "discard" buttons swapped. Without ever misplaying.

[noble mango]

A 3x multiplier
For any hand you play

0.01 chance to die tho

[noble mango]

I forgot psychic exist and didn't play 5 cards so this would kill me

[tardy spade]

By misplay I meant discarding when you mean to play or vice versa

[noble mango]

Make the colour swapped also

[wicked sonnet]

nooo don't spoil anything

[noble mango]

Yes i know

But since i lost to psychic on the first place i would die

[woven remnant]

3Q7DSN62

[wicked sonnet]

why can't i post gifs imma crash out

[noble mango]

Since losing to psychic would mean that I didn't pay attention

[wicked sonnet]

thank you i'll save this for later!

[noble mango]

Grimbo or rtb

Both increase by 1 every hand

[tardy spade]

There's no in-game option for this

[burnt topaz]

+74 on ride the bus, x6 on hologram, i think its pop off time, because this was first try

[woven remnant]

bummer that I came into this on a nebula deck

[noble mango]

There's an in game option to swap your play and discard?

[tardy spade]

Yep

[noble mango]

Holy i should check settings

[wicked sonnet]

hey you can always replay it

[tardy spade]

You really should

[noble mango]

It's not a mod right?

[wicked sonnet]

ok im done for today i'm happy

[tardy spade]

Nope

[wicked sonnet]

c++ was huge

time to play some overwatch

[tardy spade]

It's below game speed

[burnt topaz]

That wasn’t even five of a kind, screw it im going into endless

[woven remnant]

so far so good

[wicked sonnet]

nice

what gold stakes have you done?

[woven remnant]

I always wondered how streamers got same 5 jokers build

[tardy spade]

Experience + money

[wicked sonnet]

if you play on white stake you can almost always get a baron build going

[woven remnant]

abandoned painted blue erratic plasma and black

[wicked sonnet]

huge for doing black already

[woven remnant]

answer for me is bunch of invisibles

[flat warren]

How do cards in the shop work? Are they in a predestined queue? Or can I find things in rerolls in one shop I won’t find in another?

[woven remnant]

had to get it out early

[frank grove]

each ante has a queue for the shop yes

[woven remnant]

so I wont be motivated later

demotivated

[spice lance]

What should I do here

[wicked sonnet]

discard ace

[woven remnant]

your hanged man looking idle

[vestal copper]

alr so i got a perishable bp showing up right as i open the shop and then the very next shop its back but eternal

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[noble mango]

How did you get here

[burnt topaz]

Don’t mind me

[noble mango]

It's a glass card
There's hanged man
There's the discard button

💀

[burnt topaz]

Probably play the ace

[noble mango]

At least oops all 6 wasn't there

[serene forge]

5oak sucks

[burnt topaz]

In this build it is extremely powerful

Take a look at this

[noble mango]

If you go 5oak just go straight for flush 5 imo

[gentle basalt]

Why wouldnt 4oak work?

[serene forge]

flush five is better

[burnt topaz]

Flush five was worse than five of a kind a long time ago

[serene forge]

this looks like a pair build to me

[burnt topaz]

It’s less consistent and much lower scoring

[spice lance]

4oak run btw

[burnt topaz]

It does, I’ve been playing a lot of them when I don’t get the 5 of a kind

[noble mango]

If you were to deckfix just go fpr 5 flush

5 oak is a fine transition

[serene forge]

yet flush five is "not consistent"

[burnt topaz]

Again, ITS TOO LATE TO PIVOT INTO FLUSH FIVE AND FOR IT TO BE USEFUL

[noble mango]

Or 4 oak

[gentle basalt]

Yeah but why would you try to build 4 and 5 at the same time

[burnt topaz]

IT IS A MORE SPECIFIC HAND THAT WILL SCORE LESS POINT BECAUSE OF HOW HIGH LEVEL MY FLUSH FIVE

[gentle basalt]

Its better to focus all your resources into one

And 5 of a kind is not rhat easily playable with your current deck

[burnt topaz]

I’m not specifically building 5 of a kind, I’m just playing as many aces as I can and whatever I get from the blue seals is what I get

[serene forge]

pair build btw

[noble mango]

Mouth

[burnt topaz]

Is already gone

That was like ante 4

[noble mango]

Lovely

I dislike mouth

[ancient gyro]

only 4 more card draw hindering bosses to go

[spice lance]

I like mouth

[woven remnant]

I hate the nebula

[burnt topaz]

Name them because a lot of them are already gone I think

[gentle basalt]

No discards, water

Less hand size, manacle

[burnt topaz]

Manacle was ante 7

Water hasn’t but honestly I’ll probably be fine

[gentle basalt]

Redraw face down

And draw first face down

[burnt topaz]

House is gone

[ancient gyro]

water, needle, serpent, manacle, hook, house, fish

[burnt topaz]

Serpent and hook are gone

Actually hook might not

It’s just water, fish, and maybe hook that I have to worry about and I think I can get through all of them

I mean assuming it isn’t extremely high

I mean if it is too high then I would probably die to the small blind anyways, I need glass aces

[ancient gyro]

oh you're in endless

[burnt topaz]

Oh wait also, those bosses that are bad for me? I have directors cut and A HUNDRED DOLLARS

[ancient gyro]

well I could care less

[wicked sonnet]

so you do care

[burnt topaz]

Yeah I went into endless because of how high in scoring

[ancient gyro]

whatever you say

[serene forge]

what's endless

[wicked sonnet]

if you could care less

it means there's still care there

if you don't care, you couldn't care less

[ancient gyro]

homeless ppl

[serene forge]

could care less implies that you still have cares left to give

[wicked sonnet]

no correlation

[burnt topaz]

5 aces with 3 hands left, I’m fine

[woven remnant]

Ill ignore the signs

[ancient gyro]

same latin different mouth

[wicked sonnet]

same shit different toilet

[rustic haven]

ah yes the fated abandoned mime photo tech

not mime

baron

[ancient gyro]

i tried this out one time

[rustic haven]

same shit

[serene forge]

"here, win"

[ancient gyro]

different flush

[rustic haven]

indubitably

[ancient gyro]

i want a bidet joker

[rustic haven]

i want shit joker

[ancient gyro]

in honor of my recent japanisu trip

[rustic haven]

gived you -1000 chips

thats it

its rare and costs $10

and is just ass

[serene forge]

fertilizer

[burnt topaz]

I mean I already won so I still make my completionist+ progress but I drew dead on needle, which somehow everybody forgot was a problem, I don’t know why I didn’t bother to reroll

Honestly two pair sevens and threes with a glass might still win

It’s only a million

Nope, but you know what this was a good run I’ll take it

[serene forge]

skill issue

[rustic haven]

im going to shoot myself if i get more face scoring jokers GIVE ME CLOUD 9

[serene forge]

should've leveled pairs

[ancient gyro]

they call me the fortune teller

[rustic haven]

GIVE ME CLOUD 9

PLEASE

[serene forge]

garbage?

[ancient gyro]

mid

[rustic haven]

shit

thats the shit joker

howd you know

got renamed

[burnt topaz]

Would not have helped, that hand was a two pair

This feels like rage bait at this point

[ancient gyro]

where'd your 5oak hand go

[serene forge]

should've played pairs from the beginning obviously

[burnt topaz]

Drawing dead on needle, which I didn’t bother to reroll for some reason

[serene forge]

that deck is so obviously a pair deck

[rustic haven]

its okay i also have that same disability

[burnt topaz]

I’m gonna lose my marbles

[rustic haven]

spend $10 on a voucher to not use it when needed

[serene forge]

marble joker is good though

[spice lance]

I gold stake'd black, nebula, plasma and erratic deck, what deck should I go for next?

[ancient gyro]

your case is acceptable

[rustic haven]

cuz im stupid?

[serene forge]

abandoned

[burnt topaz]

What is this hate on me for no reason

[ancient gyro]

cause you have rizz

[rustic haven]

type shit

[ancient gyro]

shit

[frank notch]

moloch vs baal

[rustic haven]

real recognize real

bloodstone

trust

believe

[ancient gyro]

sells for more

[rustic haven]

never sell

keep it to spite hornet

[ancient gyro]

actually they don't have it stickered yet

[rustic haven]

true

[ancient gyro]

oh well

[spice lance]

I love bloodstone

[serene forge]

chernobog and rangda

[rustic haven]

uh oh

everyone take cover

[frank notch]

i sold bloodstone to get an immolate in the shop

[spice lance]

I'm a real gambler

[rustic haven]

fire

free $20

i love spectral cards

there are no downsides to spectral

[woven remnant]

lovely oujia

[rustic haven]

id ruin a naneinf build to get another negative

[serene forge]

the terrible weegee

the nefarious ecto

[rustic haven]

no

never

nada

nein.

[serene forge]

cloud

[rustic haven]

all spectral good spectral

[woven remnant]

I hope they rework the wraith

[rustic haven]

yknow whats not good

jokers

[ancient gyro]

the inclusive woke empire

[serene forge]

I hope they remove wraith from the game

[serene forge]

they all transitioned

[rustic haven]

because weejeiieiejie gives me oops! all 9s

and i get

NO CLOUD 9

[ancient gyro]

well yeah ouija isn't a joker saint

[woven remnant]

got me full 8s one time

[ancient gyro]

mmmrrhh

[serene forge]

you're gonna get 8ball

[rustic haven]

8 ball all 6s moment

[rustic haven]

I ALREADY SAW IT

I GOT ALL MY 9S ANTE 2 AND SAW IT ANTE 3

[tranquil oasis]

I grabbed dagger and showman once

[serene forge]

better get on those 12 strengths you need to use

[spice lance]

LETS GO GAMBLING, BLOODSTONE 4EVER

[tranquil oasis]

all the copies were the DAGGER

not any of my OTHER JOKERS

[serene forge]

why didn't you kill the blowman

[tranquil oasis]

the what now

[wicked sonnet]

the blowman

[rustic haven]

i just want cloud 9 before ante 6 then vaga go byebye i take to the moon and get $

[wicked sonnet]

that blows, man

[tranquil oasis]

terminator over here

“I’ll be back.”

headass

[rustic haven]

LOL

[unkempt relic]

WTF IS HAPPENING TO ME

genuinely wth

[rustic haven]

embrace soul.

[tranquil oasis]

20 bucks says chicot

[unkempt relic]

if its chicot

[bronze widget]

wild seed

[tranquil oasis]

just find an oops

[serene forge]

sell baron

[serene forge]

chicot is good

[unkempt relic]

yeah fs

idk if i shoul sell anything tbh

if i should pick soul 🫰

[serene forge]

it could be perkeo so maybe parking

[bronze widget]

sell reserved parking duh

✌️

[unkempt relic]

yeah but like im rich

[serene forge]

true

[unkempt relic]

and could be richer

[tranquil oasis]

if you have multiple yes

but alone?

[unkempt relic]

only if you have multiple tho

[tranquil oasis]

no

not really

[frank grove]

chicot is good for a8 runs

[unkempt relic]

honestly like genuinely anything other than perkeo and triboulet will annoy me

thats like 2 in 5

of getting soemthing good

[bronze widget]

idk i am jujst trying to get hiiigh score and or naninf

[tranquil oasis]

I’ll take ANYTHING

beside chicot

[ancient gyro]

ok

[pure schooner]

I hate myself

I used a hex on a perkeo

[serene forge]

noob

[pure schooner]

Proceded to find blueprint in next shop

[unkempt relic]

ok?

[pure schooner]

With 9 dollars

[unkempt relic]

ok?

[serene forge]

noob

[unkempt relic]

ok?

[serene forge]

noob

[unkempt relic]

im fun arent i

[pure schooner]

This is pain

[bronze widget]

copy chicot w blue print

[pure schooner]

I js lost the near most peak run

[ancient gyro]

should've gotten a chico

[spice lance]

Ah dang it

[serene forge]

what jokers

[pure schooner]

I was litterally tryna introduce my friend to balatro and said ill try a normal run

[serene forge]

deserved

[ancient gyro]

oh

[unkempt relic]

you died because you didnt have chicot

[bronze widget]

id marry chico

[serene forge]

they died because they had bloodstone

[tranquil oasis]

yeah unless you have like 3 blueprints chicot is not really worth it

[serene forge]

chicot can't fix that

[pure schooner]

Half joker three of a kind cjip joker
Perkeo
X3 mult

And golden joker

[serene forge]

blueprint doesn't copy chicot noob

[frank grove]

you cant copy chicot with bp

[tranquil oasis]

one second

[pure schooner]

Im no expert but i think thats ragebaif

[frank grove]

you cant

[unkempt relic]

ahh mb chicot copies blueprint

[bronze widget]

bro watched one infinite hand size video 🥀

[bronze widget]

exactly

[ancient gyro]

im no expert but I think that breaks rule 10 🗣️

[tranquil oasis]

hold on

[spice lance]

Bloodstone please save my soul, I dont want to play pair slop again

[serene forge]

im red grandmaster

[bronze widget]

as soon as you said it

[serene forge]

no

[steady marten]

4 Mil on ante 4🔥

[ancient gyro]

fork were you there when i got someone banned yesterday

[bronze widget]

i am not takign the bait high card only

[serene forge]

was it the terrorism guy

[ancient gyro]

ok nvm

[spice lance]

AS GOD INTENDED, GO FOR IT NOW

[frank grove]

yeah

[serene forge]

with the jd vance pfp

yeah I was there

[ancient gyro]

i feel like pressing the red button again

[serene forge]

I ate the pixels because I was hungry

[bronze widget]

ankh egg angle 😋

[ancient gyro]

6¢

[tranquil oasis]

playing Balatro without playing a flush atleast once in the run

I lost🥹✌️

[strange compass]

The what guy

I need lore

[strange compass]

Oh ye?

[bronze widget]

first time actually using an ouija

[strange compass]

You're also probably the first person to use Ouija

[steady marten]

Trying to go for a new record and I'm playing quads, which one should I pick

[strange compass]

Deja Vu on the face card that you're playing quads with

[rustic haven]

yawn 2ez gg

[tepid anvil]

whatshud be the orientation of my jokers

can anyone help?

[rustic haven]

LETS GO I UNLOCKED BRAINSTORM

[spice lance]

Keep it like that

[tepid anvil]

r u sure?

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[serene forge]

sell throwback

[tepid anvil]

it has 3.5x mult

[spice lance]

idk about your context though

[serene forge]

why does it have 3.5x mult

[heavy heron]

yall ain’t ever seen value squeezes like this

[tepid anvil]

idk

[gray fog]

oh my fucking god

[candid niche]

win blinds now, or tarot later?

[rustic haven]

how does hermit work on -$20?

[heavy heron]

it does nothing

[spice lance]

-40

[serene forge]

gives 0 dollar

[ancient gyro]

casino logic

[candid niche]

seriously who do i take

[pallid ferry]

blatro

[spice lance]

with eternal it's not worth it, take the popcorn ig

[candid niche]

fair enough

unless i get a madness and get extra value

whatever, go my popcorn

[vivid stump]

i should change my name

[serene forge]

yall really gotta stop being afraid of taking eternals lol

[vivid stump]

this has a better ring to it

[flat warren]

Am I doing this right 😂

[vivid stump]

ur getting no odd todd value at all

sadly

[candid niche]

choices...

i could gamble in the spectral pack for an immolate, but i really want the voucher

[candid niche]

temperance...

[vivid stump]

gamble

[candid niche]

we're back

[spice lance]

gamble

[tardy spade]

Trading card is so satisfying to use

[spice lance]

Lets go

[woven spire]

Does the crimson bean work with troubadour?

[candid niche]

recently summoned superposition getting fed a strush before getting sent to the shadowrealm

[tardy spade]

It does

[split vine]

Hi, just remembered that I had asked a question here (feel free to ping me if you're answering me, I dont mind) and... okay so in the scenario I described, you just started the run, so you haven't built up any money to gain interest off of (unless yellow deck) the money from the first blind is just the hand stuff above red stake, and would probably be going towards your first joker regardless, so if that one's free now, that isn't much of a concern, and you don't have any jokers to scale yet. I dont know what he means about the shop slots being 5 dollars to see without rerolling though.

[tardy spade]

And with juggler

[woven spire]

huge

thx

[tardy spade]

And with stuntman does bean bug lose you hand size?

[ancient gyro]

hm

[woven spire]

That’s a good question lol

[tardy spade]

I seem to remember having a stuntman and a full bean gains you +7 hand size per bug

Because it counts hand size difference

[ancient gyro]

tldr: you miss any form of joker scaling, passive money gains, card digging value, more shops, and lower score requirements

[spice lance]

what is your point, early popcorn for quick econ build is better then hallu without money to open packs right?

[vivid stump]

what are some words that start with "r" that i could use for rebate _______

like hologram hero

[heavy heron]

DAMN IT DICE WHYYY

[vivid stump]

dam

[ancient gyro]

that depends on deck composition

also you started with "with eternal it's not worth it" implying a direct hindrance attached to eternals

[split vine]

Yeah, but on the very first blind, a lot of that is a non-issue if you're on red stake or above, right?

[candid niche]

rebate rapscallion

[vivid stump]

what does that mean

[ancient gyro]

still applies for shops and end of round hands that correlate to interest snowballing

and score increases

[vivid stump]

it should be a positive word

like hologram hero

[ancient gyro]

rebate riches

[vivid stump]

ig

rebate is prolly my fav card so

[candid niche]

rebate rebel

[vivid stump]

thats more negative

[candid niche]

rebellion is negative???

what has the world come to

[vivid stump]

i dont want to describe the rebate

[vivid stump]

idk man

[ancient gyro]

but you described hologram

😉

[candid niche]

rebate royal

i don't know

[vivid stump]

I

I'm the hologram hero

dont diss hologram btw

[candid niche]

no, they are the Hologram Hero

[split vine]

Unless you're yellow deck, end of round money gain probably equates to three dollars, which you're likely spending (more than that) to get an early start joker like the one I'm proposing you could get for free.

[candid niche]

Rebate Reaper idk man

[ancient gyro]

a likely story

[vivid stump]

wtv hologram is tied for favorite anyways

[spice lance]

My bad then

[rocky helm]

wait, what? why is it different

[ancient gyro]

rebate rochester

[vivid stump]

how do you have black stake win on a locked joker

[rocky helm]

idk i think steam cloud sync is messed up

[ancient gyro]

that'll do it

[vivid stump]

rochester is a roman fort (searched that up) im prolly not gonna use it

but im fine with hologram hero

[ancient gyro]

rebate representative

[vivid stump]

mmm thats pretty good

[frank notch]

double yorick

[vivid stump]

thanks

[visual niche]

beat my final gold stake :P

[timid bramble]

I'm selling the perkeo for the paredolia
( note: the very next blind was the plant. I should go jump in a sewer)

[visual niche]

wait what

i don't have the achievement

[vivid stump]

gg

[visual niche]

i've never used mods of any kind so

[vivid stump]

now you can change ur name to c+

[visual niche]

what could the issue be

[vivid stump]

why perkeo and not the tribe

[timid bramble]

because it was checkered deck and it was making a good amount of work

is actively, tbf

[ancient gyro]

don't crop ss kids

[vivid stump]

ig bro

[visual niche]

whats the matter here

[candid niche]

i took an investment tag in ante 4

[vivid stump]

bloodstone user

[candid niche]

i mean

my build is ass right now

[vivid stump]

im bro

[candid niche]

i have 30 chips on runner

[vivid stump]

dam

are u only keeping it for the holo

[candid niche]

atp yes

[vivid stump]

c9 is peak

u should go for a 9 of hearts build

[candid niche]

it's showtime

and i found nothing in the shop

[tardy spade]

What if fortune teller was 2 mult for every 3 tarots used?

[candid niche]

...ok bro

[candid niche]

thats a downgrde

and fortune teller has pretty bad scaling in my book

[tardy spade]

Oh.... What about 3 mult for every 2 tarots?

[candid niche]

i think business earns more on average than c9 if i copy chad, yes?

[tardy spade]

That's $2 per mult rather than $3

[thorn sage]

do i get hanging chad ?

[candid niche]

$? wha

[tardy spade]

With 1 face card and four 9s it breaks even

[candid niche]

depends on what hand you're playing

[thorn sage]

flush

[candid niche]

4 or 5 card hands will get more retriggers by keeping Hacks

3 card hands or less benefit more from chad because you would get more retriggers iirc

[tardy spade]

It would cost $2 to upgrade fortune teller by 1 mult rather than $3

[candid niche]

yeah but tarots don't always cost that much (ie. Tarot generator jokers, arcana packs, Fools)

[tardy spade]

I'm just looking in the extreme base case

[candid niche]

that's not an amazing metric to judge by

[tardy spade]

Would you rather have current fortune teller, +1 mult per tarot, or my revamped one, +3 mult per 2 tarots?

[candid niche]

goated showman

[candid niche]

rework for sure, Fortune Teller as is is kinda bad

it still feels a little clumsy though

+1.5 mult per tarot (while exactly the same) gives immediate gain

[flat warren]

What to drop for brain?

[tardy spade]

Literally no joker in the game has fractional +mult

[candid niche]

...that said, a 50% increase to a mid scaling joker is still a little mid

[candid niche]

yes, but xMult can give fractional mult

dont be afraid to try new things

[tardy spade]

But +mult never has done

So it would be out of place

[candid niche]

Albert Einstein said "He who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new"

[flat warren]

Remember friends: don’t use AI 😂

[candid niche]

anyways, i could drop a photo for Business Card value here

[tardy spade]

#🕹・game-discussion message

This is a joker I created which has fractional +mult

[humble gulch]

Sell odd todd

[tardy spade]

It was way too powerful

[flat warren]

Fr tho should I drop anything

[humble gulch]

Well, yeah

Photo

[candid niche]

joker that realistically achieves around +75 mult vs joker that gets +400 mult in ante 3

these are apples and oranges bro

[tardy spade]

I did nerf it to only x1.2 mult per round

[waxen dagger]

my dumb aah thot brainstorm copied holographic 😭

turns out this brainstorm IS holographic

[gray fog]

i just got a holo blueprint lol

[brazen island]

Hot take: trading card should give $2 instead of $3

[candid niche]

trading card value is deckfixing, not money

nerfing the econ doesnt do much when the real draw is free deck fixing

[gray fog]

am i able to see every stake sticker a certain joker has gotten

instead of just one

[rocky helm]

yes bro, im so stoked

[waxen dagger]

nat neg mandy...

[rocky helm]

double canio

[waxen dagger]

i need the hand size i fear

[flat warren]

Drop a chad now??? 😂

[rocky helm]

ok do i sell the carto for both

[strange compass]

I made a thread in the seed chat today and forgot to post the seed 💔

[brazen island]

Exactly, but at $2 it wouldn’t pay for itself as a rental

[woven remnant]

do you want some ice cream

[nocturne frost]

Insane 5 new stickers success

Square even died earlier to madness

[waxen dagger]

okay, this might be the run

it probably wont be

but it can be

okay its the run

[tardy spade]

I'm still looking for a use to sell a blueprint/brainstorm copying a cola or luchador. Shame it doesn't work on invisible

[candid niche]

ok

[serene forge]

which would you take

[quartz salmon]

Take blueprint? I’m not close to dying and I still have 2 sixes to sixth sense

[candid niche]

it's a start for sure

[zinc sigil]

I need help

Im stupid

I ankh‘d

How do I beat this blind

I need 4 perfect hands that score 300 but how

[vestal copper]

if you dont highroll ur dead

[humble gulch]

I'd take agate

[waxen dagger]

is there any harm in taking this?

[humble gulch]

No

[wintry ice]

it's basically just temperance value and leaf fodder

[ancient gyro]

gayte

[waxen dagger]

oh ceak

[ancient gyro]

tough choice

[humble gulch]

I don't like taking square without mult

[ancient gyro]

it's just so peak

[ancient gyro]

i do it all the time

[strange compass]

Play flush with ranks not below 5, high Queen+ straights or full house with ranks above 5

[wintry ice]

if i have square with no mult generator i just wait on scaling it

[zinc sigil]

Alr lost I was impatient

Thanks anyway

[strange compass]

Its okay 👍

[quartz salmon]

Do I take blueprint? I’m not close to dying and I have 2 sixes I can. Sixth sense

[final garden]

uh yea take it now

[humble gulch]

I'd skip

WHY 💔

[strange compass]

No you're at ante 10 rn so do more setup

[candid niche]

should i drop my 126 chip Castle?

[fiery nymph]

[humble gulch]

[fiery nymph]

round 1 jumbo buffoon isnt bad tho

[humble gulch]

That's a lot of sevens

[fiery nymph]

ur forgetting the 2s

you got a really good hack run here

[candid niche]

its not doing a lot especially with todd... i could find a retrigger joker instead

[humble gulch]

We wee

Me when

Had to roll because there was no scoring

Fuck yes

BRO

Well

Didn't read the boss blind

[candid niche]

wish me luck

wait, only perkeo and chicot would be useful to the run

[unkempt relic]

square joker

[candid niche]

hmm...

we rip it anyway

YEAAAAH BABYYY

[ashen helm]

ive been thinking about a credit card rework that keeps its main idea intact and came up with dis, what if, upon pick up you gain 25$, but if sold you lose 25$

[unkempt relic]

thats terrible

icl

: 3

the good one is also bad tho

not like performance wise

[humble gulch]

Credit card is fine as it is

[unkempt relic]

it just feels unfun

[ashen helm]

is it? i feel like no interest is a big deal

[lean parcel]

Finally some luck

[ashen helm]

hard to get any value from it

[humble gulch]

That's the point, instant 20 dollars but you end up in debt

[lean parcel]

The least lucky possible one but we take it

[humble gulch]

Credit card is so strong as an early joker

[vestal copper]

finally some complete dogshit

[candid niche]

this build sucks

[unkempt relic]

sarcasm?

[candid niche]

i mean i'm gonna lose the run

[unkempt relic]

oh your playing plasma

this why WE play ghost deck bro

[indigo mesa]

we really just doing the perishable build i guess

[harsh relic]

fr

[indigo mesa]

until you find a photograph

[candid niche]

why do you think i only have chips

[astral stream]

is there any french speaker here ?

[unkempt relic]

youre alive because of plasma but your jokers are so good you relied on the chips instead of money and gambling like a good boy

tf did i say

[unkempt relic]

good girl*

[astral stream]

lmao

that was the important detail

[indigo mesa]

dumb question but i forgot can you sell troubador mid-round to get a hand back?

[willow frost]

apparently not

idk why i said apparently the screenshot of someone doing this was yesterday lol

[candid niche]

well, it was a run

[indigo mesa]

wait so to confirm, you lose the two handsize but dont get a hand back?

[willow frost]

yes

[indigo mesa]

damn

[unkempt relic]

thas so sad bro

[indigo mesa]

invisible jonkler is such a troll bro

[indigo mesa]

bait for sure

[indigo mesa]

FUCK

[fiery nymph]

everything is perishable 😭 😭

[indigo mesa]

orange stake 💔

well it looks like im done for!

[frank grove]

pretty fun vamp run

[indigo mesa]

ship it and cry

[unkempt relic]

guys do i skip

i want money

[indigo mesa]

WHAT THE FUCK. BEST JUDGEMENT PULL OF MY LIFE

[indigo mesa]

you make more money playing the blind 😭

[unkempt relic]

yea but like

then in the future

i get more money

from the blink skip that relies on me wanting skips n shi

or smt

idk

and i want 4 dollar now

not in 20 seconds

obv bro

[fiery nymph]

HOLY

[unkempt relic]

🤤

[patent sail]

build is actively decaying 😭 whys everything perishable

[patent sail]

"here, win"

[indigo mesa]

i have an idea

[patent sail]

oh my god

do it vro

[unkempt relic]

ANKH THE ICECREAM

ACTUALLY.

[unkempt relic]

ANKH WITHOUT SELLING

[indigo mesa]

i think i realistically just die if i do this no?

[patent sail]

yup ✅

[unkempt relic]

what about it

[flint cobalt]

High card

[unkempt relic]

u only have 2 dolla 😆

i have 4

poor

unlike me

[patent sail]

i have 5 doller

[unkempt relic]

liar

[indigo mesa]

stop

[unkempt relic]

WHAT

21

[flint cobalt]

Is that you playing right now

[patent sail]

do my pants look like they are, perhaps, burning? no they dont

[unkempt relic]

WAHHH~

[patent sail]

here, win

[patent sail]

what does this mean chat

[unkempt relic]

I-I thought 4 dollar was a lot of money 😢

[indigo mesa]

sell misprint?

[flint cobalt]

Rate this deck

[indigo mesa]

or does that kill me

[patent sail]

gamble tag first

[random terrace]

Why does your pfp look like the challenge deck deck

[patent sail]

if you get good shit kill him

if you dont oh well

[indigo mesa]

THANK YOU I GENUINELY DIDNT EVEN SEE THAT

[patent sail]

gamblepilled tag

[flint cobalt]

Constellation 😍

[unkempt relic]

bro taking them negative tags

[patent sail]

little bit of this and a little bit of that ass build

[unkempt relic]

zero synergies btw

[patent sail]

build is just STUFF

[willow frost]

average flush build

[warm vector]

somehow got beat the boss blind

[patent sail]

SIR HUESOS