🕹・game-discussion

[patent sail]

my build is just STUFF

[compact gazelle]

was gonna say something dumb along the lines of “I can help with that” but im a child and ive already been told to do that less often online

[compact gazelle]

ace 5 two pairs :3

[rugged bloom]

Yeah if you're a child especially, don't

No antimatter but all decent vouchers

[patent sail]

im not a child, i can make that joke for you

[compact gazelle]

yeah can you do it instead for me

[rugged bloom]

You are allowed to do so

[patent sail]

I can help with that colon three

[compact gazelle]

coupon book :3c

[rugged bloom]

:3

[rugged bloom]

My mother be hoarding ts

[compact gazelle]

you should ask her for antimatter maybe she’ll have some in the cupboard of random stuff every home contains

[rugged bloom]

gonna start making steel now

[rugged bloom]

I live in a hostel for college away from my mom

But when I visit her next maybe I will

[patent sail]

dude my brain is so fried ive been sitting there for 5 minutes staring at that telescore voucher thinking about it for some reason

[rugged bloom]

Officially with $1k now

[compact gazelle]

“hi my child it’s so nice to see you aga-”
“mom do we got any antimatter”

[rugged bloom]

Canon interaction between me and mother

[jolly relic]

sandwich and an orange

yum!

[rugged bloom]

I know i'm supposed to roll in the shop but I'm at $1k and I don't wanna lose the muns :<

[compact gazelle]

roll into hermit/temp trust

[rugged bloom]

Do you happen to love citrus?

[jolly relic]

yes

[rugged bloom]

I did roll into a death 5-6 rolls in

[compact gazelle]

“it’s so…”
“…blue”

[jolly relic]

my orange might be bad though

but idk

[patent sail]

its blue and for an amazing reason

[compact gazelle]

plant it
the whole thing
just drop it in a hole and forget for a year

[rugged bloom]

I will never recover from this transaction

[patent sail]

you will find out in a couple hours

[jolly relic]

orangetwt says its not bad

/j

i just googled it

[elfin wraith]

I can’t win this deck any advice?

[jolly relic]

but i kinda want an orange rn not in a year

[patent sail]

okay but your stomach probably kmows better

[patent sail]

buy jokers and play cards

(go for straights)

[compact gazelle]

more oranges than you’ll know what to do with if you wait a few decades :3

[compact gazelle]

hand size good
play straight
save money early you can usually win without scoring jokers

[patent sail]

does anyone die for that ramen or are we lowk fine

[compact gazelle]

what’s fibonacci giving usually

and what’s base score on the hand type

[patent sail]

i mean im just playing diamond flushes of cards it likes

[dark relic]

I just wanted to come in here and say god dammit

I have work in 3 hours

i thought people were exaggerating

why is this crack in card video game form

[compact gazelle]

so both the +mult jokers are like
less than 2x effective

[rugged bloom]

Retcon

Is good

[patent sail]

i guess erosion dies idk fib is like +32-+40 avg

[rugged bloom]

What

[compact gazelle]

the cards are bouncy :3

[rugged bloom]

Showman at it again

[dark relic]

ive had for it ages but only got around to playing it like 3 days ago

[random terrace]

Try hunt negatives or negative tags early on

[patent sail]

though like erosion can grow

so

[compact gazelle]

both plays are fine

[patent sail]

man im winning anyway so who cares, bye ramen

[echo sphinx]

baronmime.

[dark relic]

The animations and presentation is obviously a huge part of it, but it's just so tightly designed

[compact gazelle]

if you won’t be discarding much or at all then ramens gonna stay basically where a slightly higher erosion would be

[rugged bloom]

Waow

[compact gazelle]

balatro is a good game!

[frank grove]

the GOAT

[random terrace]

My head hurts when I breathe

[dark relic]

rogue likes are my favorite genre so I might be biased though

[random terrace]

True

[dark relic]

I just think rogue likes are always gonna be the purest form of a game

[patent sail]

keep that ramen away from him, he looks hungry

[dark relic]

perhaps not always the best story telling medium

[random terrace]

Like Isaac or gungeon

[dark relic]

but rogue likes are the game for the sake of the game

[fringe nebula]

lucky cat still at 1.75 lol

[rugged bloom]

What did doc say? Copy gold once per three copies of steel?

[compact gazelle]

sort by genre is cringe and uncultured
sort by what war crimes you can commit instead. far superior

[rugged bloom]

Oh hey it's the Mikes, The ?!?! Squad, and Jevil

[patent sail]

sort by amount of gambling

[compact gazelle]

sort by how embarrassing they would be to play in public

[dark relic]

i get your joking but in fairness, roguelikes and shooters are just about the only games i like, i do not really play that many video games

i basically just do hades runs and play quake live

[compact gazelle]

that’s totally fair
it’s all up to the player anyway

[patent sail]

i dont care, volume all the way up, everybody must know that im doing another pairs run

[dark relic]

I also play sea of thieves, which, hot take, i consider a roguelike

a multiplayer pvp roguelike, but its the same principle

[compact gazelle]

I lack the time to play very much so I enjoy things like building in minecraft

[dark relic]

it scratches the same parts of my brain that roguelikes scratch of getting stuff and losing it

[compact gazelle]

there’s a really high quality roguelike called real life
i wasn’t a huge fan but it sounds like the perfect fit for you

[patent sail]

too much p2w

[compact gazelle]

the graphics are incredible and the movement is super realistic

[echo sphinx]

guys i need helps

[compact gazelle]

yea I’d say that’s the biggest design flaw it has

[frank grove]

do you have blue seals already?

[compact gazelle]

it doesn’t help that nobody knows how to contact the devs

[echo sphinx]

o n e

[frank grove]

ooof...

[compact gazelle]

trance

[patent sail]

they have gambling tho it redeems itself

[dark relic]

again, i get your joking, but this is pretty much how i live my life and id say im pretty happy

[frank grove]

i still think holo scaling is better

[patent sail]

trans

estrogen

[compact gazelle]

oh I missed that entirely my bad
incant might be good then

[compact gazelle]

that’s great to hear :3

[echo sphinx]

ye htats why im ruminating

[patent sail]

actually yes true i didnt see they have that

[dark relic]

ive been doing that for ages though because of absurdism, which for the record i was yapping about before it became a meme

[echo sphinx]

i have holo for incant to just big mult

[dark relic]

roguelikes are basically the absurdist ideal

[frank grove]

multmaxxing

[compact gazelle]

probably the best implementation of gacha mechanics I’ve seen in any game

[dark relic]

literal sisyphean task

the meaning entirely derived from your own insistence that it has meaning

[patent sail]

community lowk trash tho

game STOP giving me The Star I HAVE ENOUGH DIAMONDS ALREADY

[compact gazelle]

incredibly toxic most of the time but fortunately the game does a decent enough job connecting you with similar players

[patent sail]

oh blueprint

bye bye erosion

[tranquil oasis]

playing a straight build for the first time

[patent sail]

yeah okay im winning ts

[patent sail]

play a gay build instead

[rugged bloom]

Aw hell nah

I quit for now

[patent sail]

canio

[rugged bloom]

I have to meet up with friends now

[patent sail]

watch

poly steel in a pack

okayy guess thats what were doing now

[covert bison]

ChiGOAT

[rugged bloom]

When I already have retcon

[patent sail]

disabling the serpent

[covert bison]

Chicot don't hurt

[patent sail]

does sometimes

when you edge the serpent with burger

[patent sail]

top 5 sentences that will never be said outside of balatro server

[rugged bloom]

I love edging my serpent with burger

I wish someone would help me with that :(

[patent sail]

i love playing with my wee

[rugged bloom]

I love growing my wee

[patent sail]

top 5 sentences that would get you killed outside of balatro server

[rugged bloom]

I'd love to sell a blueprint for a cola

Top 5 sentences that would get you killed only inside of balatro server

[willow frost]

you have been sentenced to death by electric chair

top 5 sentences that would get you killed

[random terrace]

Checkered deck is hella underrated

[patent sail]

id love to buy flower pot

top 5 sentences to just get you killed anywhere anytime

[random terrace]

I’d love to use the green deck

Imidiate execution

[patent sail]

top 5 best decks in balatro

number 1: green

(my first time ragebaiting how did i do)

[patent sail]

egg carry

[fringe nebula]

you're a regular in this server, so anyone can tell you're trolling

0/10

[hidden storm]

When does the new update coming?

[solid bronze]

do i pivot /j

[patent sail]

february 31

[hidden storm]

FR?

[patent sail]

yeah localthunk himself said it

[hidden storm]

Ooo 2027

Well i'll buy the mobile version after the update

[patent sail]

im crine yall are still falling for that fucking joke

[hidden storm]

🥲

[patent sail]

february 31st doesnt exist

[hidden storm]

It is exist

[patent sail]

theres 28 days in february

29 every 4th year

[trail ridge]

based

[hidden storm]

It just exist between 4 yrs

[patent sail]

no, thats 29th

31 doesnt exist at all

[hidden storm]

Oo right

[patent sail]

everytime i make that joke people fall for it its insane

[hidden storm]

Well thank you

[willow frost]

how many februarys have you experienced in your life

[patent sail]

more than 1

[hidden storm]

More than 10

[willow frost]

amazing

[patent sail]

less than 692

[hidden storm]

Thanks for the Joke Idea too

[patent sail]

okay whats with packs giving me so many polychromes today

[solid bronze]

i assume i copy idol here right

[mental bloom]

AAAAA GOODNESS GRACIOUS

[wintry igloo]

got something going here I guess

[solid bronze]

sprays you with paprika

[wintry igloo]

yup ggs

finally on gold stake at green deck

[alpine crescent]

are there runs i got yesterday awesome or nah

[woven remnant]

and I thought black deck was clostrophobic

nebula deck

[woven remnant]

holy card sharp

[solid bronze]

gl cirno in a bottle

well, good run

[alpine crescent]

nice gradient of blue! thank you discord not loading images!

[solid bronze]

we love discord

death on ante 17, small blind, E25 best hand

[alpine crescent]

if you are wondering, I won the run with a negative misprint and a fortune teller instead of the swashbuckler

[potent mirage]

Lv90 high card

[solid bronze]

do 100

[wintry igloo]

ah no stickers?

sadge

[echo sphinx]

[rustic haven]

fire

nana

rip

[solid bronze]

i still see it..

[rustic haven]

dropped card sharp for idol and it hit

crine

[junior jasper]

Only the best balat screenshots

[stark charm]

why is balatro so hard

[junior jasper]

I play exclusively checkered, ik im butt

[solid bronze]

i saw that image somewhere

[solid bronze]

checkered is just "turn off your brain and flush it away"

[rustic haven]

34x cat is fire 😭

[junior jasper]

I love lucky cat

[junior jasper]

Thats why i love

[rustic haven]

my build kind of calls for it but id rather get glass red seals

with photo and trib

[random terrace]

I sure love this f***ing game

[junior jasper]

Someone didnt get boss reroll

[solid bronze]

baron sock and chad, surely interesting build

[random terrace]

Only good jokers I found

[rustic haven]

what does baron do here tho

besides rare block

xd

[solid bronze]

temperence

value

[random terrace]

Any kings that are spades I don’t want give mult or any other kings let em have free mult

[rustic haven]

ok real shit

[solid bronze]

this build reminds me of this singular screencap of roffle

[rustic haven]

😭

brotha

[junior jasper]

I love Roffle

[wintry igloo]

using vencord or smthn?

[random terrace]

😔

[solid bronze]

yeah

[desert pebble]

Pelicular screencapture of Roffle you have there.

[wintry igloo]

nice

[solid bronze]

i also have multiple screenshots of doc

[random terrace]

What does trading card di again?

[lime shore]

why are ppl playing this game modded, its too easy to break it

[solid bronze]

3 bucks if first discard has 1 card

[random terrace]

Ballright

[solid bronze]

the challenge is to not crash the game

[lime shore]

well yeah that seems like a challenge

[random terrace]

Yo upgrade pc parts gotta balaGO get some gpu or some

[lime shore]

its a decent laptop bro 🙁

[junior jasper]

Bronanas pc parts gonna SPLIT

[solid bronze]

can we count trading as reverse dna or not really

[junior jasper]

I'l let it slide

[random terrace]

Kinda ig

[random terrace]

Look at your jokers,they are glitching

[random terrace]

Why he so cross eyed

[desert pebble]

I mean, you discard a single card to destroy it. Opposite of DNA (with the exception of the 3$).

[junior jasper]

Hes running bloodstone and went against The Head

[random terrace]

I my a sleep now it’s 4 am and I have a party tomorrow night so ye

Gn chat

[solid bronze]

i mean yeah that's true

[junior jasper]

Gn Trident

[solid bronze]

trading isn't copyable, dna is

[desert pebble]

Goodnight Tride.

[junior jasper]

Whats the joker that gives you an extra interest if you have 5$

The crypto one

I think

[solid bronze]

shoot the moon?

[junior jasper]

Thats the one with queens

[solid bronze]

ooh right

to the moon is interest

[junior jasper]

Yes

They should add rugpulls to it

Where it steals your interest

[solid bronze]

i always mistake StM for TtM

[junior jasper]

Tmnt

[solid bronze]

VAGABOND VALUE 🗣️

[rustic haven]

i have improved the build

slightly

[junior jasper]

Michelangelo, hes one of a kind and you know just where to find him when its party time

[rustic haven]

no buskin truly hurts

but its okay

[junior jasper]

This is interesting

[solid bronze]

parking

[rustic haven]

how so

[rustic haven]

😭

[junior jasper]

You have my permission to beat big blind

[rustic haven]

hey whenever i play a discard hand i get like $5

or 1

or 9

so

[solid bronze]

money 💸

wrong money emoji

[rustic haven]

value

[solid bronze]

🤑

[rustic haven]

even tho i have money tree

but still value

[rustic haven]

thanks twin

[desert pebble]

🤑 💸 💰

[junior jasper]

👍 👍 👍

[solid bronze]

i'mma try jokerless again as i'm bored

[junior jasper]

Let me peel my fingernails off as slowly as i can as im bored

[rustic haven]

gold stake jokerless on clear deck (there is a single card)

new update

ong

[junior jasper]

I tried jokerless a few times but im not too good at it

[rustic haven]

id be ass at it

what are even the parameters ive never done a challenge

let alone jokerless

[junior jasper]

No jokers

[rustic haven]

wow no shit

[rustic haven]

thanks for your permission

[patent sail]

campfire my GOAT

[junior jasper]

❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[quaint stag]

spec into 4 of a kind

thats how i beat jokerless

4 of a kind aces + card enhancements

[desert pebble]

You have to win with enhancements and planet cards (and seals i guess, but youll never come across more than 3).

[quaint stag]

pretty much yeah

[fickle mortar]

what is the best deck to get the 400 dollars?

[willow frost]

all you really need is glass and levels in a big hand type, whichever's easiest to draw for you

[quaint stag]

pretty much

[patent sail]

anaglyph

money tag skip + double tags

[willow frost]

i won with flush for whatever reason lol

[quaint stag]

mult/glass and then steel cards will get you through jokerless

[patent sail]

i had such a dumb fucking run rn, early ouija into kings

[quaint stag]

compared to other challenge runs its probably the most luck dependant by far

[fickle mortar]

thx

[patent sail]

and i dint even have any face synergy jokers, i just played 5oak kings solely for that 5oak

[willow frost]

thats crazy lol

[junior jasper]

I always take Ouija in anticipation of kings or smth, and then LT shits on me with 4 or 8

[willow frost]

big LT

[patent sail]

i know 4oak is better but like who cares, let me do my dumb runs

[rustic haven]

immolate is like viltrum when you think about it. you flush out some of the good to get rid of the worst

[desert pebble]

I accidentally picked up Eternal Negative Showman in an Anaglyph run and regretted it immensely. -2 hand size for chips i was making double of.

[patent sail]

immolate is like

a card i think

[willow frost]

its like a nuclear bomb in that regard

[junior jasper]

Immolate is my favorite joker

[rustic haven]

[patent sail]

you mean stuntman

[willow frost]

because it nukes your hand

[patent sail]

joker 😭

[rustic haven]

or its like fisk

[desert pebble]

Yeah, Stuntman. Always get the 2 mixed up.

[quaint stag]

i like ouija but i feel like the -1 hand size is kinda harsh for how much luck it takes to actually get your cards converted into a rank you need

[willow frost]

nah he just lost two handsize lmao

[desert pebble]

Eternal Negative Showman would've been a godsend.

[patent sail]

stuntman is the goat, showman deserves his special bottom "fuck you" tier on any tierlist

[quaint stag]

plasma stuntman is so goated

[desert pebble]

I was on Ante 11 alright.

[willow frost]

yeah i dont get why ouija isnt like sigil with no downsides

[patent sail]

hows that related to the fact that blowman sucks

[desert pebble]

It would've been better than Stuntman in that situation. But anywhere else, yep. He sucks.

[quaint stag]

sigil having no downsides for 1 in 4 chance compared to ouija having a downside for a 1 in 13 chance to get the rank you want sucks

[willow frost]

yeah

[patent sail]

technically its a 4oak enabler which is stronger than flush that sigil provides, but like

its not worth -1 hand size because that actually ruins the said 4oak

[wicked sonnet]

sixth sense, pareidolia, hack

THREE stickers in one run

[patent sail]

all into diamond 7s

1/52

[desert pebble]

Ouija should be like Immolate and only choose 5 cards to convert in exchange for no handsize decrease.

Or less.

[wicked sonnet]

literally only 3 left

[patent sail]

less and it will suck ass

[wicked sonnet]

ancient joker, smeared, showman

[patent sail]

what if it was like 50% of the hand size rounded up idk

[wicked sonnet]

and i'm done with c++

[echo owl]

ante 8 gold stake tier list (I only have like 80 hours)

[patent sail]

50% seems too small but

[fickle mortar]

is blueprint on photograph or hanging chad better?

[patent sail]

i think it would be perfectly fine just being downsideless honestly

[wicked sonnet]

damn i don't like this at all

[patent sail]

on photo

[quaint stag]

this list is kinda cheeks respectfully

[patent sail]

4^3 > 2^5

[echo owl]

i got like 80 hours im not that good

[wicked sonnet]

superposition in F is all i have to see

superposition lower than seance

[patent sail]

image isnt loading but that one joker is in the wrong tier

[fickle mortar]

thx

[wicked sonnet]

evidently

[echo owl]

kinda ass tho ngl

[echo owl]

jeez

[stark charm]

nooo jimbo

[wicked sonnet]

sure it's not good but it's an early tarot generator

[echo owl]

s tier cause he's proud of me when i win

[patent sail]

okay it loaded in what the FUCK

[echo owl]

i have 80 hours chill

[quaint stag]

throwback being in b is wild
bloodstone in b is wild
pants should be in B
dna should be in C
canio/cat/hologram/yorick should be in S
vaga should be in high a

[echo owl]

dna pretty cool ion like vaga that much

[patent sail]

at least put the flower pot in the special bottom "fuck you" tier man, like cmon, thats common knowledge

[quaint stag]

dna's kinda ass if you dont have any decent dupe options

[echo owl]

ok what else is that bad about it

[quaint stag]

vaga is op on gold stake because of rentals

[wicked sonnet]

let me make my own hold on

[patent sail]

it gives consistent X1 mult

[echo owl]

cats like hihg a

[echo owl]

no i mean the list in general

[quaint stag]

just saw dusk in d

lmao dusk is like a B/low A imo

[echo owl]

shit i thought it was only once

[patent sail]

genuinely everybody else already said what i have to say 😭

[willow frost]

honestly if you can make flower pot work at all i respect that

[wicked sonnet]

yeah

[quaint stag]

retriggers in gold stake are extremely valuable

[wicked sonnet]

hard to make a list when you've only done 80 hours

[echo owl]

ok yeah i figured it wouldn't be good

[patent sail]

i had a funny list somewhere but i cant find it anymore

[noble timber]

blackboard at C is egregious

[echo owl]

i just doing it for fun

[echo owl]

ion like it that much

[noble timber]

same with half

and vagabond

[willow frost]

thats real as fuck

[quaint stag]

naw its chill i thought vagabond was bad when i was getting into balatro initially

[noble timber]

dna at A is a joke

[quaint stag]

drop the tierlist maker i wanna make my own

[echo owl]

it requires too much setup im too lazy to do it

[noble timber]

how

[desert pebble]

Half at C? Have you never played pairslop?

[patent sail]

guess what joker i thought was mid when i started playing

[echo owl]

https://tiermaker.com/create/balatro-joker-tier-list-version-101f-17122176?downloadedImage=true

[noble timber]

certificate at C is INSANE

[quaint stag]

campfire final answer

[noble timber]

its easily A/S

free seals

[patent sail]

that too but no

mail in rebate

[noble timber]

sign me up

[echo owl]

idk

[patent sail]

like what was i ON

[quaint stag]

my old tierlist is still saved lmao

[wicked sonnet]

how is idol above riff raff

what

[quaint stag]

WHAT

[noble timber]

obelisk at B is pretty insane

its A

or S if ur really good at forcing it

[wicked sonnet]

wait this is really valid

[patent sail]

i had NO idea about the econ importance i lowk skipped all econ jokers

[echo owl]

ok i think mines wasn't that bad

[echo owl]

too much setup yawn

[wicked sonnet]

i'd say vagabond after 3 shots

[noble timber]

also paredolia at A?😂😭

[desert pebble]

Showman??? Only by looks?

[wicked sonnet]

yeah there are many interesting decisions in this tier list...

[echo owl]

hindsight maybe shoulda been high B it still cool though

[wicked sonnet]

how many golds take wins do you have?

[quaint stag]

absolutely

[noble timber]

who

me?

[cloud sinew]

you really put obelisk, midas, const, ancient....

god

[wicked sonnet]

no the dude who made the tier list

[echo owl]

2 cuz my progress got wiped at 45 hours

[noble timber]

oh😭

[wicked sonnet]

2 gold stake wins 😭

[patent sail]

i need this as a gif

[noble timber]

we all start somewhere

[quaint stag]

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

[noble timber]

flower pot overhated

[desert pebble]

Hes probably a slimy freak by personality. Kill Showman.

[wicked sonnet]

real

[cloud sinew]

flower pot underhated

flower pot is horrible

[echo owl]

i aint been playing for that long not my fault

[patent sail]

they should add a hammer joker that breaks flower pots and does nothing else

[willow frost]

is this a tierlist of jokers youd smash or what

[quaint stag]

yes

[willow frost]

oh

i applaud you

[echo owl]

hottest joker is 4 fingers

[cloud sinew]

keep it PG twin

[noble timber]

flower pot

❤️❤️❤️

[wicked sonnet]

CLOUD 9 EPIC

[echo owl]

i want that hand to do things to me that i cant say here

[willow frost]

dawg wtf

[patent sail]

that sell button synergy 🤤

[wicked sonnet]

had an awesome polychrome cloud 9 run earlier today

[echo owl]

how i get better at this game

[patent sail]

watch balatro university

[noble timber]

by playing it

[echo owl]

oh i seen that guy every so often

[cloud sinew]

doesnt make it a good joker

[echo owl]

wow never thought of that

[noble timber]

never said its good

[cloud sinew]

ive won at least 3 times with showman at gold stake, it's still the worst joker for gold stake a8

[noble timber]

I just think flower pot is a bit overhated

[cloud sinew]

i don't agree. it's one of the worst xmults in the game and people hate on bloodstone, baron, idol WAY more than they hate on flowerpot

[echo owl]

when i get to 150 hours ill make another tier list

[noble timber]

oh well

everyone has their own opinions

[echo owl]

then i wont be made fun of by my fellow balatrodies

[cloud sinew]

I think your face looks like a sponge

[wicked sonnet]

damn making a tier list is hard

i've only done the xmult jokers and it's taken me this long

[echo owl]

jus be like me

[patent sail]

its okay twin, we just want you to know what you should give more love to

[echo owl]

thanks twin

[noble timber]

do u mean it☹️

[echo owl]

ok im sleeping now it's 430 am i got work tomorrow

[willow frost]

derp im watching your stream rn man why you trying not to sponge, thats mad disrespectful

[patent sail]

i got 165 hours tracked as we speak

and probably like 200 untracked on my phone

[thorny cipher]

First time win with Obelisk

[noble timber]

supernova with obelisk

😭😭

[patent sail]

erosion + hologram

[wicked sonnet]

i love antisynergy

obelisk is awesome

[cloud sinew]

high card as your highest is definitely not what you shouldve been going for, but a win is a win.

[patent sail]

when that burglar + banner hits 🤤

[fringe nebula]

that's really high

[noble timber]

summit + ramen

👀👀👀

[cloud sinew]

burglar moment

[patent sail]

burglar + del grat 💓

[fringe nebula]

burglar yorick

[wicked sonnet]

rebate burglar

bull bootstraps vagabond

[noble timber]

nah tho burglar + andrew is where its at

[patent sail]

he breaks into the post office and steals all the money

[cloud sinew]

blackboard synergy!

[wicked sonnet]

i love when i get -1 hand size for no added discards

new run synergy

[patent sail]

pareidolia + bus

[noble timber]

stuntman + troubador

minus 1 hand❤️❤️❤️

[quaint stag]

rushed but eh

[cloud sinew]

the fact that you don't have showman even in the bottom 10 is a huge red flag

[patent sail]

bloodstone

[quaint stag]

i should have put baseball higher now that i think about it

[thorny cipher]

Good for the beginning, I got like 20+ mults for High Card, which helped me in 4 first Ante while preparing for Obelisks scale afterward!

[patent sail]

lowk dont agree with to do list

i used to hate it but like

its not that bad actually

sure its almost always an eventual ditch but

it does the job when it needs to

[shell dagger]

more than half the jokers are above average or above

[quaint stag]

i just never get that much value out of tdl compared to other econ jokers

[shell dagger]

grr

[wicked sonnet]

how the hell you do that so fast

[cloud sinew]

stop reading the words and just look at the tiers themselves. thats just how theyre named by default

also that's fine if you're not looking at the median and instead looking at the mean

[patent sail]

dude cmon put them together

like THEM

[quaint stag]

i dont think a lot of jokers are bad per se tbh i mean the lower end of average/below average are worse imo but a lot of jokers can get good value

[cloud sinew]

every joker can get good value, but that doesn't mean anything

[shell dagger]

faceless in D???

[quaint stag]

worser rebate imo

[cloud sinew]

that doesnt make it D tier though?

[quaint stag]

3 face cards for 5 dollars is kinda low

[cloud sinew]

"worse" doesnt mean "bad"

[shell dagger]

rebate is literally the best econ joker

everything is a worse rebate

[patent sail]

i dont ever use it honestly but its like

not bad

[cloud sinew]

YOU HAVE C9 IN THE SAME TIER AS REBATE

HOLY SHIT

[quaint stag]

wait i do

oh shit i do

[cloud sinew]

did you even think about your placements

😭

[patent sail]

rebate gets its own tier

[quaint stag]

i missclicked

pretend c9 is in A

[cloud sinew]

also why the hell is Hiker in A

[patent sail]

hiker is funny

[shell dagger]

grimbo bus 2 full tiers apart

[patent sail]

i like him

[quaint stag]

i like hiker

[cloud sinew]

youre really gonna tell me that you think Hiker is 3 tiers above square joker

[patent sail]

hes not the strongest but i just like him

because its a fun mechanic i think

[quaint stag]

exactly

[cloud sinew]

i think youre delusional

[cloud sinew]

is your tierlist for fun or for strength?

because if it's strength then why are you ranking based on how much you like them

[quaint stag]

my tierlist is my personal opinion on which jokers i think are the strongest

[cloud sinew]

so you sincerely think that hiker is 3 tiers stronger than square joker?

[patent sail]

how do i shoehorn in a flower pot joke here

[willow frost]

i think this one's also for how much he'd want to smash them

[quaint stag]

yes

[cloud sinew]

I think you're delusional

[quaint stag]

square joker dni

[cloud sinew]

you clearly don't play gold stake enough

[shell dagger]

is square joker able to interact

[quaint stag]

no #thunkgiveuspentagonjokernext

[cloud sinew]

green and square in C but bus and supernova in A/B is an interesting (stupid) decision for sure

[shell dagger]

hack and sock 2 tiers apart

[cloud sinew]

considering the ranking for +1 per hand jokers is generally bus > green > supernova and square is one of the best +chips jokers you can get for lobotomy, which is meta

[quaint stag]

wtf is lobotomy

[cloud sinew]

pair/hc

[patent sail]

sock is faceslop (weak aura), hack is weegem (strong aura)

[quaint stag]

this balatro shit serious

[cloud sinew]

show me your usage stats rn

[patent sail]

hack is also fibonaccigem so

[fringe nebula]

faceless joker in D?

[shell dagger]

fib hack 😷

[wicked sonnet]

only look at tiers don't look at the order within the tier

[patent sail]

get that ancient out of there

[shell dagger]

This is also cheeks

[cloud sinew]

cert in F has got to be bait

[fringe nebula]

why is certificate in F

[shell dagger]

certificate F

[willow frost]

smeared jokers not bad i just never use it ever lol

[wicked sonnet]

the only reason it's there is becauase i haven't stickered it

same with smeared and showman

[quaint stag]

what the fuck is that in the corner

[wicked sonnet]

idk i've just never used it

[patent sail]

okay but how

[fringe nebula]

vampire and license in D lol

[wicked sonnet]

I DON'T KNOW

[willow frost]

castle in F noooooo

[patent sail]

showman deserves his spot

[wicked sonnet]

in hindsight i should've moved all the scaling xmults higher

[patent sail]

vampire is like eh

[rich mauve]

daily reminder of

[patent sail]

one of the worst scaling xmults to me

but you work with what you get so

[wicked sonnet]

yeah it's not a good scaling xmult

[fringe nebula]

why is abstract joker in B, while mystic summit is in C

[cloud sinew]

skill issue

[wicked sonnet]

but it's good by virtue of it being a scaling xmult

[patent sail]

steel has saved me several times tho

i like him a lot

[wicked sonnet]

abstract > summit

[fringe nebula]

summit > abstract

honestly

[shell dagger]

summit can be turned off

summit >

[wicked sonnet]

can't use summit with other early game stuff like banner

[quaint stag]

apple not allowing custom game center pfps is wild

[wicked sonnet]

abstract is unconditional

[patent sail]

bro got that fucking Bitki

[wicked sonnet]

so it's higher

[shell dagger]

abstract is worse with scalers and value generators

[fringe nebula]

cloud 9 in D while golden joker is in C

[quaint stag]

okay fixed

[fringe nebula]

lmao

[patent sail]

because piss joker is funnier okay /j

[wicked sonnet]

just generally i tried to put unconditional triggers above conditional stuff

[wicked sonnet]

valid callout

[shell dagger]

but why

[wicked sonnet]

because it's generally better imo

[solid bronze]

I LOVE HOLOGRAM

[wicked sonnet]

didn't think too hard putting this together tbf

[rich mauve]

it was over anyways

couldn't fix the deck fast enough for naneinf

[quaint stag]

yes good answer

[wicked sonnet]

okay time to do another run

only 3 more jokers

[patent sail]

i should make a tierlist based on what i like and not whats strongest

[quaint stag]

i like driving license

[wicked sonnet]

i only just stickered it

[fringe nebula]

i don't think mad joker is in D

+10 mult for 2pair is strong in earlygame

[quaint stag]

its a fun joker

[fringe nebula]

wait zany is higher than mad joker lol

[wicked sonnet]

that's why it's abit lower on my list

[patent sail]

they should add a beer joker alongside it i think

[solid bronze]

driver and holo is such a good pair

[wicked sonnet]

im ngl i didn't pay attention to those jokers 😭

just sorta chucked them in

[quaint stag]

and a mountain goat joker

for no particular reason

oh and a deer joker also

[wicked sonnet]

i got an early midas mask and hologram which allowed me to get it online

the run was easy from then with a supernova

[fringe nebula]

castle in F wtf

[rich mauve]

cryptidmancer

[patent sail]

would jimbo be then... driving in his car....

[quaint stag]

is castle good? ive never used it

[wicked sonnet]

2 discards per round is not enough to scale

[willow frost]

WHY IS HE killing innocent wildlife ?

[fringe nebula]

decent

[quaint stag]

...right after a beer?

[patent sail]

its fire

[wicked sonnet]

planets scale better 😭

[shell dagger]

considerably better than hiker

[patent sail]

...i believe so is the case

[quaint stag]

that deer has some powers

he was preventing a catastrophy

also the friends inside his head told him to do it to be free

[wicked sonnet]

FIRST SHOP ANCIENT

surely i don't fumble this

for 148

[quaint stag]

banger alert

[shell dagger]

planets scale better than square bruh

[patent sail]

here, win

[shell dagger]

and you have square top tier

[patent sail]

jus make some wilds and its a free win

[wicked sonnet]

square is awesome

[shell dagger]

yeah so ur planet reasoning is nonsense

[wicked sonnet]

idk it's also obviously based on how much i've played each card

[patent sail]

we ALL love square though

[quaint stag]

ancient w hex is nasty asf lol

[wicked sonnet]

i've struggled with castle a bit

[shell dagger]

scales faster than square

[wicked sonnet]

hopefully 🙏

[tranquil oyster]

square joker is actually dog, it's just usable because you can use it in pairs / hc. like almost any other generic chips joker is better

[solid bronze]

nice and easy blue stake

[quaint stag]

ay unrelated whats that you watching on the side

[willow frost]

nice

[patent sail]

well pairslop is overpowered so

[solid bronze]

melancholy of haruhi suzumiya

the 2006 one

[quaint stag]

agreed i think square joker is fine but thats only because pairs are broken

in terms of chips jokers wee is probably the best

[tranquil oyster]

ye that's what i'm saying... once it's nerfed in the new update square joker will drop down to 8 ball tier

[shell dagger]

just isn’t true though is it

[edgy stone]

Campfire Canio Obelisk in B? Grimbo Runner Square in A? I need to relearn the game right now.

[quaint stag]

is thunk nerfing square????? seems fine to me

[shell dagger]

if anything the main speculative nerf for pairs will make square joker more desirable

(blue seal nerf)

[frank grove]

yeah nothing has really been confirmed about balance changes

[wicked sonnet]

grimbo top 5 scaling _mults

[tranquil oyster]

he's probably going to nerf pairs / buff complex hands, because that's the biggest issue in the meta rn. square jokers needs simple hands to work.

[wicked sonnet]

canio should've been A thats mb

[echo sphinx]

cert f :wilted:

[frank grove]

its super hard to nerf pairs without hurting everything else

[wicked sonnet]

yeah i've never got it to work properly

[echo sphinx]

gang what is this tierlist

[patent sail]

just pairslop

[wicked sonnet]

i love pairslop

[echo sphinx]

it has the good pairslop jokers in a and b but cert is friggin f

[fringe nebula]

please rate my attempt at ragebaiting

[wicked sonnet]

lol ig i just haven't used it

[frank grove]

😭

[echo sphinx]

goat, 0/10 ragebait

[crisp perch]

Nat neg wee on plasma holy

[shell dagger]

gg

chad too

[quaint stag]

grrrrrrrrrrrrrr why is banana not in s+

[patent sail]

greedy joker should be in D because we ALL know of his heinous crimes

[tranquil oyster]

rework blue stake and replace the -1 discard with something else, add 1 mult to jupiter. would go a long way imo

[patent sail]

here, win

[wicked sonnet]

i'm acc gonna lose this ancient run

[frank grove]

the extra mult for jupiter changes nothing and blue stake is already getting reworked

[wicked sonnet]

nvm i got smeared

literally can't miss my flush hand now

also i need smeared for c++ 🔥

[patent sail]

kid named suit boss

[frank grove]

blue stake rework doesnt make pairs worse just makes other stuff slightly better

[wicked sonnet]

WTF I GOT SHOWMAN

THOSE ARE ALL THREE

[willow frost]

these are all good jokers, 4/10

[shell dagger]

guys what if mercury got changed to +1/+10 and pluto got changed to +0/+15

[willow frost]

augh

[tranquil oyster]

would change quite a bit imo, from my experience flushes struggle with not being able to keep up with scoring in the late game.

[edgy stone]

Grimbo anti synergy with Rebate, Yorick, which you also rank in A.

[frank grove]

would do nothing to balance just makes pairs stronger

[patent sail]

mercury -1/-15

[shell dagger]

direct pair nerf tho

[wicked sonnet]

the tier list isn't "put all the A tier together and win"

😭

[frank grove]

-5 chips isnt that much in the grand scheme of the game

[tranquil oyster]

replacing something that only hurts complex hands with something that hurts both (or something that only hurts simple hands) would absolutely shift the meta

[shell dagger]

pairs wouldn’t be meta for the reason hc isn’t better than 2 pair and straight rn

[willow frost]

thing about green joker is after you scale it sufficiently you can start discarding again and it's still fine

[frank grove]

the meta isnt revolving around planet scaling

[shell dagger]

???

[frank grove]

thats a small part of why pairs are good

[shell dagger]

not even close

[frank grove]

jokers and being able to use blue seals and hold other value in your hand is the reason pairs are so good

[solid bronze]

I HAVE NO REAL JOKERS AND I WILL DIE

[shell dagger]

blue seals

[fringe nebula]

ok, I'll try to be serious for a moment

[frank grove]

straight scaling is insane much much better than pairs why doesnt everyone just play straights all the time if its all about planet scaling?

[shell dagger]

You know we both know the answer to that one

[edgy stone]

Yeah, most of my useful discards is in early game, with Grimbo I cant

[fringe nebula]

swash should be in great, i think

[tranquil oyster]

because the planet scaling clearly isn't enough to make up for the difference?

[cloud sinew]

because it isn't "all about planet scaling"

[frank grove]

thats what this person is saying though

[edgy stone]

Where is stm?

[fringe nebula]

oh whoops

[alpine crescent]

Painted Deck, Purple Stake

what deck was next again?

[shell dagger]

no i refuted the claim that pair meta doesn’t revolve around planet scaling

[alpine crescent]

the negative 6th sense is just for temperance value

[fringe nebula]

there

(totally not biased towards stm)

[wicked sonnet]

o

i'm not even joking

when i say i'm gonna lose this ancient run

[tranquil oyster]

pairs have a much better joker lineup, too. can't use burnt with straights.

[cloud sinew]

you can

[wicked sonnet]

i lied again

i found a chad

and a deja vu

[shell dagger]

shortcut can enable it

[fringe nebula]

burnt shortcut yeah

[shell dagger]

or abandoned (scary)

[cloud sinew]

if you have decent handsize / draw power you can definitely use burnt with straights too

[solid bronze]

I'M DEAD

[frank grove]

yeah burnt can work with straights cause you only need it to work every now and again not every single round cause straights scale fast

[crisp perch]

God I hate wall

[cloud sinew]

me trying to siege a castle

[solid bronze]

if i had bones i'd win

[wicked sonnet]

ancient + smeared done

only showman remains

[wicked sonnet]

pairslop and you win

[solid bronze]

i scored 200k out of 400k

[wicked sonnet]

didn't pairslop hard enough

[patent sail]

expected

[solid bronze]

ah

[turbid nova]

Only if you have shortcut

But that’s 2 nonscoring jokers already

[strange compass]

I am literally living off of hope and Saturns rn bro this seed is so brutal 😭

Btw I needed an Ace high straight to win this Needle Boss

If I lose this one of you should attempt this cuz green joker was actually the only scoring joker I found in 3 antea

[solid bronze]

THE 69 HAND

[strange compass]

QR9KHPPJ
Anybody wanna attempt this seed? I actually did not find a single scoring joker except green and sly in 4 antes

[burnt topaz]

Does no cards in hand count for blackboard?

[turbid nova]

Yup

[ancient gyro]

blackboard checks if you have anything other than spades or clubs

before activation

[burnt topaz]

I still have room for 3 more jokers and I’m scoring 81k

I also took an orbital tag for high card so im so fine

My hand size is 5 because of stuntman and ecto

So I just play my hand and it’s a bunch of points

[willow frost]

the ante 1 rare skip gives you ancient joker lol

[strange compass]

FUCCKKKKKLKKKKK

[willow frost]

not playing this seed further because its black deck but yeah

[ancient gyro]

only missing fist for the ultimate trifecta

[strange compass]

Black deck is so ass man omg

[willow frost]

real

[noble mango]

Sock and buskin or splash

Both equally bad
As it's abandoned deck

[strange compass]

Most of my black deck losses would've been wins on every devk

[noble mango]

But skipping would meant i blew my early money on nothing pack

[cloud sinew]

screenshot please

context matters

[noble mango]

nah id just reset

[ancient gyro]

dude

[noble mango]

What?
I did it often when I don get a good enough start

[ancient gyro]

has an unfortunate but interesting decision point

decides to reset

[burnt topaz]

The one time where serpent actually hurts you

[noble mango]

Id rather get rebate

[ancient gyro]

good starts don't translate to good wins or vice versa

[noble mango]

Well mostly it did for me at least

[ancient gyro]

what's growth without a little suffering

[burnt topaz]

I saw a lucky 6 earlier and I’m now regretting not taking it

[woven spire]

bloodstone with AJ?

[potent mirage]

I wanna pass ante 32 lol

[woven spire]

and no oops

[dusty void]

YO WTF

[dusty void]

As soon as I start my losing round

[noble mango]

Anyways do i have to buy balatro again on pc when i have the one on mobile

[dusty void]

MY WAY FUCKING STARTS PLAYING

[burnt topaz]

I would buy it if I had taken the oops, but I didn’t take the oops, so I’m not taking the bloodstone

[dusty void]

Yea on Steam

I have

Like 2 weeks ago

[noble mango]

oh well sad

[dusty void]

It's worth it I'll tell you that though

Mods are so fun

[burnt topaz]

Ante 6 and I haven’t used a single planet card 🤣

[noble mango]

Should have bought just one for pc

[dusty void]

It's preference tbh

Do you like playing while you're out or just in your free time

[noble mango]

Both

[ancient gyro]

we make do

[dusty void]

Well it's up to you

[ancient gyro]

if im on pc i just play a different game

[dusty void]

Well

I am broke

[ancient gyro]

mobile only has so many good games

[dusty void]

Yes that's true

Balatro is the only good game I have on mobile

[noble mango]

No other game?

[ancient gyro]

btd6 I haven't touched in forever

[dusty void]

Well clash used to be on there

[noble mango]

Well i mean most mobile games are slop

[dusty void]

BUt well

[dusty void]

Same

[noble mango]

Some are pretty nice

[ancient gyro]

sts i don't have time to play a run in one sitting

[dusty void]

I don't either

I mean I do

[ancient gyro]

coc recently took a nosedive in quality and I got burnt out after th18 update

[dusty void]

I'm just lazy

[noble mango]

Ah yes clash

Used to play that alot before my old stupid kid me decides to be racist

[dusty void]

Bro

[noble mango]

Learnt my lesson after that

[dusty void]

I think I stopped at like

th16

[burnt topaz]

I think misprint can go, I don’t wanna deal with the wall

[ancient gyro]

i stopped at a good time

[dusty void]

I don't like misprint

[burnt topaz]

Perfect

[potent mirage]

Do you have any crashes when you play Naneinf run on your mobile? PlayStation often crashes

[mental bloom]

hello chat

[dusty void]

Yep

That's normal

When you get naneinf

[ancient gyro]

that's inclusive to all balatro platforms

[dusty void]

The game tries to compare your current score to that value

And since it's unregistered

It crashes

Only thing to do is to start a new run

[noble mango]

Do yall hate wall/vv that much

[dusty void]

No

You know who I do hate?

Not the plant

Not the fish

Hell not even brusco

[noble mango]

Moth

[eager summit]

speculative oops pays off once again

[mental bloom]

Hell yeah

[noble mango]

Flint?

[ancient gyro]

i hate it in a respectable way in that it's not crimson heart levels of unpredictable

[noble mango]

Crimson fart sure does annoying things most of the time

[dusty void]

Actually

FUCK THE FISH

FORGET WHAT I SAID

[ancient gyro]

do not the fish

[mental bloom]

Fish is ahh

[noble mango]

You know what that means

[dusty void]

Fish is a piece of shif

hehe

wait

[ancient gyro]

mrs puff 🤔

[noble mango]

How bout needl

[dusty void]

Needle is fine

[mental bloom]

Depends of your build

Early it can be painful

[potent mirage]

No, sometimes if my hand gets bigger, it's impossible to play before get naneinf

[noble mango]

Had to sell gurglar

[dusty void]

Wdym?

Actually I'm gonna go

Gn guys

[ancient gyro]

good night streaks

[strange compass]

What would you do here

[burnt topaz]

God I love stuntman+ecto+blackboard

[frank grove]

first buffoon pack had cola so i did the wrong thing and gambled on a spec skip ante 2, its immolate here right?

[ancient gyro]

check boss blind

[dusty void]

yeah

[burnt topaz]

I think there were multiple possible debuffs that could’ve won me there

[dusty void]

Take immo

[frank grove]

yeah

[dusty void]

No harm plus no specific hand you're playing towards yet

[burnt topaz]

I just had to wait until I could trigger blackboard with a clubs flush for ancient joker

[mental bloom]

IMMOLATE ALL THE WAY BABY

[burnt topaz]

Also never used a single planet card

[potent mirage]

For example, if I check the entire deck when I have over 80 cards, the game will be shut down

[burnt topaz]

My only levels were from one orbital tag

[dusty void]

Oh

[potent mirage]

Ps5 version

[ancient gyro]

immolate, trance makes sense to argue against if you didn't already have a chip scaler

[dusty void]

Yeah idk

[noble mango]

What's the toughest choice you had to make

[burnt topaz]

6 black stakes down, 9 to go

[potent mirage]

So i keeping my cards under 60

[ancient gyro]

using a 5th immolate

[frank grove]

yeah

[dusty void]

Had to decide between a blueprint and brainstorm

[ancient gyro]

rebait

[dusty void]

So difficult

[noble mango]

Bp def

[dusty void]

Actually though I gotta think

[strange compass]

1. Buy Nana
2. Buy rebate
3. But Buffon pack
4. Save

[dusty void]

Hmm

I actually don't know

[burnt topaz]

Also to rub it in your face since I know you dunk on me a lot for it, $82 remaining on black deck, I mean yes I found a grabber but still

Also with no Econ joker

[dusty void]

I think picking between my canio and another soul

[ancient gyro]

nice

[wicked sonnet]

guys...

i have showman

and am scoring over 100k per hand

[dusty void]

Won't work

[burnt topaz]

No you don’t

[dusty void]

Sell it

[burnt topaz]

You don’t have showman

[wicked sonnet]

if i win the run i get c++

[strange compass]

Thought so but what if the Buffon pack has eternal madness and next shop has eternal bus

[wicked sonnet]

for stickers' sake i do

[dusty void]

Ohh

Hmm

[potent mirage]

If the mobile version is safe from bugs like this, I want to buy it

[noble mango]

Is pareidolia even worth dropping a scoring joker for canio shenanigans

[solid bronze]

TiL
selling troub mid-blind is not giving back the hand

[burnt topaz]

Oh yes it will still sticker if it’s debuffed, I think, probably

[wicked sonnet]

it does

[dusty void]

All platforms crash

[wicked sonnet]

it's the last one i need for c++

[dusty void]

My naneinf broke on mobile

[potent mirage]

No i mean