🕹・game-discussion

[candid niche]

oh no

[kind creek]

I love bloodstone and oops seperately.
They're not speculative, they're here to stay and if they find each other that's just a nice coincidence.

[candid niche]

i'm also too poor to afford to skip bosses

[ancient gyro]

yeah you can make some funny looking kamikaze vehicles

[fiery nymph]

it sounds fun

[ancient gyro]

oh obelisk is in besiege

in one of the levels

iirc

[fiery nymph]

does it give you xmult

[humble gulch]

Watch some gameplays it's pretty fun, it requires a lot of heavy thinking and understanding of physics tho

[kind creek]

surely they can't be too bad.
what's the next boss?

[candid niche]

psychic

[ancient gyro]

it creates a wind barrier and lasers you

I think

[candid niche]

i can just use steel to score

[kind creek]

Oh, that's not very good for mime

[fiery nymph]

you have to take the negative tags

[edgy stone]

Lusty Joker's sister

[candid niche]

and if i fail, i can simply copy Card Sharp

[fiery nymph]

why are we giving rocks genders

[kind creek]

true

[fiery nymph]

i def gotta watch gameplau

[kind creek]

To make yuri

[humble gulch]

It would matter two hundred years ago

[candid niche]

actually, copying mime would be better still

[night turret]

Temperance and Egg in the same shop

Ima finna nut

[fiery nymph]

🌹

[humble gulch]

Why are you making art about nullifying me

[split vine]

So I notice people say never to skip and I've seen the reasoning, but I gotta ask...

You just started a run. You're above red stake, so you dont get much money from small blinds. The first voucher is for a free joker, maybe an uncommon or rare one, maybe one with an enhancement.

Why not take it? You're probably looking to get a decent joker out of the first shop anyway.

[night turret]

User name is based off a pokemon

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[humble gulch]

Shh, don't ruin the joke

[humble gulch]

I feel overwhelmed with this screenshot

[fiery nymph]

i could never watch a video while playing balatro

[fiery nymph]

thats too much i already think enough

[humble gulch]

Me neither

Too much dopamine

[fiery nymph]

delete this while you still enjoy your life

[kind creek]

huh?

[fiery nymph]

maybe white stake

[fiery nymph]

but gold stake is already mind heavy

[humble gulch]

Unless me play high card me win

[drowsy rain]

I’m looking at my achievements and I realized I got completionist+ before completionist

is that normal

[fiery nymph]

idk

[humble gulch]

Probably not

[fiery nymph]

im getting c++ before c+

[humble gulch]

That's normal

[fiery nymph]

i dont want to go thru low stakes

[drowsy rain]

I remember my last card being hit the road

[edgy stone]

C+ is more difficult than C++

[fiery nymph]

i want to c++ first

[night turret]

Bahhh

[fiery nymph]

be ause its cool to put in ur name

[night turret]

Not enough

[drowsy rain]

C++ takes way longer though no?

[fiery nymph]

yeah

[humble gulch]

I don't want to be ause

[night turret]

Longer yes, more difficult no

[drowsy rain]

that’s weird

[fiery nymph]

li sten yo u c an st ill rea thi you dimwitt

[night turret]

It’s just getting the joker and sticking with it for an entire gold stake run

And doing that 150 times

[humble gulch]

Shut up, you scallywag

[fiery nymph]

i guess bro

once i c++ i will do c+

easy peasy

[candid niche]

world's most intimidating boss blind (i'm only playing high card)

[fiery nymph]

black deck probably wont be the hardest thing ever

and ill prolly run straights for nebula

[severe narwhal]

I thought they were just progressional things how can you get them out of order

[fiery nymph]

c++ is sticker every joker but you can do that without stickering every deck

[humble gulch]

You'll see high card on all your celestial packs...

[thin dragon]

hey guys im new here

[severe narwhal]

Mouth is only a problem when you dont read and do a warmup hand without thinking

[severe narwhal]

ohh okay

[fiery nymph]

hopefully not i got this

im a pro

after all

[humble gulch]

Hi, New Here, I'm .Out

[edgy stone]

You only need to play 1 particular deck for saking C++.

[severe narwhal]

yeah I'd much rather sticker every joker before every deck

[fiery nymph]

me too

thats why im doing it

[thin dragon]

yo is there no vc here?

[fiery nymph]

ive stickered like 5 decks

[humble gulch]

No

[fiery nymph]

80 of my stickers are from ghost deck

[candid niche]

it;s back

[severe narwhal]

rs ❤️‍🩹

[humble gulch]

I honestly prefer to gold stake every deck first

[fiery nymph]

the rest are
abandoned
blue
yellow
zodiac

[drowsy rain]

Roffle prodigy

[fiery nymph]

anyways im going to bed

[fiery nymph]

i dont watch roffle i dont like him

[severe narwhal]

I feel like if red stake wasnt real I would happily sticker every deck first

[candid niche]

do i take baron or what here

[severe narwhal]

I hate red stake

[fiery nymph]

i hate white stake

too hard

[candid niche]

i guess card sharp is replacable here?

[severe narwhal]

well yeah you do

[drowsy rain]

Too bad you’re alike

[candid niche]

alright the yaoi is real

[humble gulch]

Play while you sleep, time is gold ❤️‍🩹

[severe narwhal]

is that what taking baron is to you 😭

[drowsy rain]

Gold Stake is easy mode like you can buy jokers for literally a single dollar

[candid niche]

yes

[severe narwhal]

that is too cool

[edgy stone]

He's really nice and polite guy

[ancient gyro]

assuming you're counting all runs in a fully unlocked profile, c+ takes longer than c++

[drowsy rain]

what

[candid niche]

...i guess swashbuckler and egg are completely outclassed now...

[severe narwhal]

oh I misread words

[candid niche]

i can move out of them i suppose

[drowsy rain]

eggswash scaling half as efficient with two jokers as a single red card

but has aura

[subtle drum]

eggswashy is never outclassed

[humble gulch]

You can get temporary jokers, you don't have to think about their value every time

[humble gulch]

Yeah, egg swash is usually bad

[drowsy rain]

Unfortunately can’t make a joke about eternals because they are actually good sometimes

[candid niche]

i can look for better then

sadly that means killing negative swash but oh well

[subtle drum]

eggswashy is goated wdym

[subtle drum]

wait how

[ancient gyro]

same logic can apply to other debuff stickers

[candid niche]

ridiculous

[severe narwhal]

I still wonder why people hate blue stake but are completely unbothered by red stake

[candid niche]

actually, i might be able to hang onto egg for a little longer for temperance value?

[night turret]

[candid niche]

is that worth

[severe narwhal]

never sell an egg past $30

ever

[candid niche]

fair

so what am i supposed to do to get stronger

egg and swash arent scaling anymore compared to yaoi

[final garden]

only boss blind which killed me at ante 8

tried rolling down for an ecto couldnt get one

[severe narwhal]

your run is no longer about becoming stronger, it's about egg becoming stronger

[final garden]

the 3 riff raffs were me trying to copy baron or mime

[severe narwhal]

😭

[candid niche]

it will finally become its final form

trans woman

[pure crow]

Out of all the negatives I could have gotten, it just had to be a negative eternal basic joker

[severe narwhal]

🥹🥹🥹🥹

[candid niche]

holy shit

double date?!

plus hobo

i guess i need to sack egg...

for the yuri...

o7 egg

[empty silo]

sold credit card for showman (was in pack) cus surely the 3rd photo won't be in the like 5 rounds while I'm in debt

and im dead now

sadge

[candid niche]

alr bro

...ok...

i guess we can drop vagabond?

this is getting really dumb really fast

[severe narwhal]

8 BALLLL

[severe narwhal]

NO YOU PASSED ON 8 BALL

[severe narwhal]

8 BAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL

[candid niche]

and now its time to say goodbye to my first joker

nat negative swash...

peak

[subtle drum]

why would you do that

not eggswashy

[candid niche]

uhh...

yaoi

[subtle drum]

8 ball so ahh btw

[candid niche]

if only....

[brave fox]

Yah gotta commit to the ball bruh

8 ball with the hanging chad now we getting somewhere

[candid niche]

my swash would have loved this

o7 run

new PB though!!

o7 to the jokers who helped me on the way

i will maybe draw yaoi of eggbuckler

[severe narwhal]

🤬

[subtle drum]

eggswashy freaky

[subtle drum]

yeah so why’d you sell it

[candid niche]

because invisible joker appeared

[subtle drum]

ohh fair

[tranquil oasis]

brainstorm first shop but I can’t afford it

[potent tree]

buffoon pack has credit card trust

[open vale]

should i take echoplasam even tho it will half my hand size (i have a hand size of 8 but it will remove 4 hand size. im in a super late game run and im using a DNA High Card setup)

[potent tree]

generally 3 ecto is a hard limit

[potent tree]

if you're going for baron mime you want a lot more handsize

[open vale]

so ig i dont take

[potent tree]

i'd say no. but i'm not a naneinf expert

[open vale]

cause im trying to get naneinf but highest i got was 189e

so far

[modest snow]

yeah if you take that ecto you will not get naneinf lol

[potent tree]

you need serpent post ante 24 anyways

[modest snow]

if you can get past ante 24 and find burgler and get serpent the you'll easily get naneinf

[potent tree]

then dig and pray for burglar when you arrive there

[open vale]

yeah i did the bean glitch before in the run

do i have to everything i have to get infi hand size again?

so i can get an insane amount of hand size

or will that kill me?

cause at this rate i can 100% make it to ante 24

bc i got a crap load of blueprints and brainstroms, so in theroy what i could do is when the time comes

i can blue print blurger so i get an insane hand draw and then just keep doing the glitch

intill my hand size gets me to like. 130 or something

maybe even 200

with the amount of cards im making

[tropic mulch]

Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb seed

[open vale]

would it work?

[serene forge]

why are you building into baron when you have an eternal idol

[tropic mulch]

For the memes

It don’t matter though I got the plant coming up 🔥 🔥 🔥

Never mind I got a reroll tag whoops

[tropic mulch]

Burning plants

[open vale]

weed killer

[thorny cipher]

Yike!

[tropic mulch]

Idol just hit king of clubs 5 times in a row 2/33 in deck

This game

[serene forge]

punished for using idol

[tropic mulch]

Yep

But Barron mime actually is doing something

r*

[rough spire]

I’m playing pairs & face/fibonacci cards to max out my Splash value. Add Sock and if so, do I sell scary face? Or stick with this build?

Or sell Chad?? Then as long as I play 3 or more face cards, I’m getting more retriggers every hand.

[plush bone]

is this optimal joker order?

[serene forge]

you dont need the chips anymore

sell scary for bbc

[meager gulch]

🤔

[plush bone]

thinks like a boss

like will this score the most

[serene forge]

why do you have a burger there

[plush bone]

naneinf

im trying

[serene forge]

you cannot naneinf with this

[plush bone]

no?!?!

im so fucking scared

[open gale]

Ugh not sure what to do.. my deck is full of kings

[serene forge]

you need 4 copy jokers and you need to be beyond ante 24

[plush bone]

damn

im on 23

[serene forge]

you're screwed because of no antimatter anyways

but you need dna for ante 24

not burger

[plush bone]

i got 2 natural negatives that actually worked for it tho

[serene forge]

baron was nat neg?

[plush bone]

yes

it was awesome

[serene forge]

damn

thats like

[plush bone]

i was gonna lose and then the goat showed up

[serene forge]

really cool and also catastrophically bad luck at the same time

no ecto or antimatter by ante 23

[plush bone]

like wow

[open gale]

Pls lmk what to do im so buns and very new

[serene forge]

was magic trick ever offered

[plush bone]

maybe? idk i mightve been throwing

[serene forge]

what is a chad doing for you in a baron build

[plush bone]

rn i have tarot merchant in shop

[open gale]

But should I pivot to idol

[plush bone]

no

[open gale]

Okok

[plush bone]

that might be bottom 5

[slow iris]

3 blue seals in ante 1 shop 1 👀

[plush bone]

gg my highest ever score tho

[open gale]

I’ve come across another problem …

[plush bone]

sell idol

[open gale]

😭

[rustic haven]

fuh dna

[open gale]

Do I skip on a soul card 😭

[plush bone]

this is the play

wait what does dna even do here

[marsh swan]

Trash vs garbage

[open gale]

More hand

[open gale]

I’d say vag

[limpid crater]

idk if i am so super buns at the game but i CANNOT beat it

[marsh swan]

Yeah at least it can do something

[rustic haven]

be better

(i am also ass)

[limpid crater]

real

[rustic haven]

😭

playing balatro and watching invincible

peak

[open gale]

LMAO GOT PERKAO THEN FORGOT TO REROLL BOSS GG

[rustic haven]

😭

[open gale]

Worst ending possible

[rustic haven]

only spadeS?

[rustic haven]

i was told by someone else to go half and half hearts clubs

[serene forge]

hand size and makes more steel/gold

[open gale]

Unfortunate draw

[rustic haven]

yeah thats why you split them

[serene forge]

vaga is good noob

[serene forge]

or just build into the suit of the first suit boss you see

[plush bone]

ok but the soul gamble

👀

[rustic haven]

true!

[plush bone]

fuh

[open gale]

Paid out until the evil boss blind

[rustic haven]

yeah the soul went crazy

[serene forge]

true

[rustic haven]

perkeo is wild

over dna

[open gale]

Fs

[serene forge]

meh

[open gale]

Can’t believe I didn’t reroll the boss blind. I’ve lost every single of my best runs over this I always forget

[rustic haven]

unfortunate

[serene forge]

perkeo's not that good 15 antes in

chicot would've been better

[rustic haven]

real af 😭

[plush bone]

i cant believe i went 6 6th senses and 4 packs no ecto

[marsh swan]

I kind of hate playing with vag, I know its good it's just that I dont like the playstyle

[rustic haven]

says #1 chicot hater (its still april 1st right?)

[serene forge]

bro you literally have green deck enjoyer in your name

[rustic haven]

😭

[plush bone]

i lowk only play hex and plasma

[rustic haven]

i fw ghost heavy

im ngl

[plush bone]

its so fun

[idle kernel]

absolute marmu

[serene forge]

I play yellow and abandoned these days

I used to play mostly ghost

[plush bone]

whats abandonded even do

[marsh swan]

Vag is rlly good on green deck but any other deck its pretty hefty to play

[serene forge]

no face cards

[rustic haven]

no face cards

[plush bone]

how is this good

[serene forge]

smaller deck

[rustic haven]

fuck you lesbian

[serene forge]

significantly smaller

[marsh swan]

Small deck = good deck

[plush bone]

well you could be right

[remote marten]

major inconvenience

[serene forge]

you can do really funny things

faces are usually mid anyways

[humble gulch]

Go wee

[rustic haven]

hack moment

[humble gulch]

We wee

[serene forge]

wee

[remote marten]

plasma blueprint

[plush bone]

i remember running a hack polychrome red seal run in class

[marsh swan]

Abandoned are just free ride the bus runs

[plush bone]

like the first time i ever played

and i was in a college class

[marsh swan]

I hate my life

[humble gulch]

We wee oui

[serene forge]

every deck except plasma is

[serene forge]

ouch

[slow iris]

ouch indeed

[plush bone]

LOL

[marsh swan]

If i just didnt greed the bus with a high card play i couldve afforded it

[slow iris]

had a feeling

[rustic haven]

tuff

[marsh swan]

God damn it

[rustic haven]

skull emoji

[marsh swan]

Pog juggler

[plush bone]

whats up with that

the big tro would give ya a blueprint ante 1

[rustic haven]

nah got scary from buffoon

[plush bone]

w

[rustic haven]

i need to start playing with my brain

[plush bone]

yeah its over

[rustic haven]

rather than just forcing cool rare bs

[rustic haven]

rip

[plush bone]

im so stupid i had money to roll

T_T

mime showed up like 2 times but i was full house already

[marsh swan]

Balatro players when they have to force a pair run to win instead of having fun

[rustic haven]

fuck banana

im no longer embracing banana

fuck ass joker

[plush bone]

what even is green joker

fuck

i meant deck

[rustic haven]

3 games in a row that mf peeled first blind

[plush bone]

im not locked into the niche decks

[rustic haven]

😭

[marsh swan]

More money but no interest

Can be rlly fun ngl

[plush bone]

hm makes sense

[marsh swan]

Because you can spend much more in the shop

Without worrying about interest

[modern canyon]

whats a good eco joker to start a game

[plush bone]

in your opinion whats ur least fav suit

[marsh swan]

Cloud 9

[rustic haven]

rocket

[plush bone]

all true

[modern canyon]

i js cant beat gold stake

[plush bone]

me2

[marsh swan]

Just do the easy decks first

[modern canyon]

example?

[marsh swan]

Blue, ghost, checkered

[slow iris]

blue, yellow

[marsh swan]

Oh yeah yellow

The easy mode of balatro

[modern canyon]

im running ghost deck on gold stake

idk i js dont seem to get the hang of it

[plush bone]

ay bro i been in the same boat

[marsh swan]

Dont waste your hex

[plush bone]

i lowk sell my hex like 50% of the time

[modern canyon]

yeah me too

[slow iris]

ig checkered too yeah

[plush bone]

cause i need the moneyyy

[slow iris]

easier first 4 rounds

[modern canyon]

or i js forget to use it

[marsh swan]

Any scaling joker is an easy hex

And decent eco jokers

[modern canyon]

what abt golden joker?

[plush bone]

nah

[marsh swan]

That could be fine too

[plush bone]

i mean i wouldnt

but thats just me tho

fuck diamonds i love hearts

[modern canyon]

its perishable tho

[marsh swan]

Alright then no

Just buy it and look for something else

[rustic haven]

solid start

[marsh swan]

Perishable golden joker is still really nice tho

$10* positive

[marsh swan]

Egg with dagger

[rustic haven]

indeed

[modern canyon]

eternal golden joker is js

useless right

[marsh swan]

Nah it could be fine too

[plush bone]

yes

[marsh swan]

Just wouldnt take it as often

[modern canyon]

ah

[slow iris]

+$4 at the end of each round isn't bad
i would take an eternal golden joker

[marsh swan]

If you're desperate for early cash then it could be really useful

[slow iris]

would not take an eternal rental golden joker though

[marsh swan]

+1$ is way too slow

[modern canyon]

why is it +1

[rustic haven]

rental takes $3

golden is $4

net positive $1

[modern canyon]

oh wait it said eternal rental

i thought it only said eternal

[rustic haven]

it was a continuation of this

sac'd egg and got it back

lol

[humble gulch]

Two pair it is

[rustic haven]

fire

[humble gulch]

Alright

[rustic haven]

💀

with a standard to compliment it

[humble gulch]

Spectral had incantation

[rustic haven]

ez

hardest deck down

white stake red deck

[humble gulch]

One more sticker

I guess

Died...

Bro, what

I-

[rustic haven]

😭

[molten thicket]

oops all 6s or sth

[molten thicket]

LMAO

[vocal rose]

holy fuck

foil constellation

[humble gulch]

Bruh...

[rustic haven]

oh i didnt even know flush house was a thing

ngl

[obsidian patrol]

what the hell is smeared doing here

[humble gulch]

Sticker

[rustic haven]

bloodstone unlocked yay!

1 death unlocked 2 jokers lmao

hrm.

seltzer

[tidal pawn]

6th sense is thriving rn

[tropic mulch]

Run just keeps on GIVING

[rustic haven]

[tropic mulch]

I got the head though so I’m cooked

NEVERMIND WE GOT REROLL VOUCHER WE ARE SO BACK

[rustic haven]

atomic bomb vs ash baby

:D!

[rustic swallow]

shud i beat gold stake on checkered deck or plasma first

[tropic mulch]

Checkered; plasma you have to worry bout chips

[random lark]

checkered cus plasma plays way differently than other decks

[rustic haven]

LOL

[random lark]

here, win

[rustic haven]

😭

that into ante 8 boss

is crazy

[rustic swallow]

k

[rustic haven]

fuckin overkill

[random lark]

rng vs gold stake rng

[rustic haven]

😭

[rustic swallow]

NOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[heavy heron]

emperor into hermit fool

[rustic swallow]

um

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

GAMPLING

[heavy heron]

NOOOOOOOOO

[heavy heron]

yessss

[rustic swallow]

wrong pack

[heavy heron]

credit card

judgment

[rustic swallow]

EYYYYYYYYY

EYYYYY

[rustic swallow]

EYYYEYEYYYYYYYEYYYYYYYYYYYEYYYEYEYYYYYYYEYYYYYYYYYYYEYYYEYEYYYYYYYEYYYYYYYYYYYEYYYEYEYYYYYYYEYYYYYYYYYYYEYYYEYEYYYYYYYEYYYYYYYYYYY

[heavy heron]

I MEAN… PRETTY SOLID

[tropic mulch]

Looking cool joker

[rustic swallow]

its basically a perm blueprint tho

erm

ERM

[slow iris]

you really need the money tbh

would take the eternal golden joker here

[bitter nest]

Hallo
These are all the achievements I've made in a span of 23 hours. Is this good progress?

[merry rampart]

i think this is the craziest unseeded run ive ever played

[cursive lion]

Yeah, but the most important part is having fun

[night bridge]

yikes

[cursive lion]

Also I hope that wasn't in one sitting, get some rest

[bitter nest]

I'm having quite a bit of fun:]]]

Clearly it wasn't in one sitting, I've been playing since March 25th

[night bridge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/xxiisoul-thanos

[rustic swallow]

um hex?

[night bridge]

medium could be a good choice too for tarots

unless you need hex for score

[rustic swallow]

wattttttt

another oneeeee??????????

[fringe nebula]

you can have 6 jokers while having only 5 slots btw

just don't sell that invisible until you've maxxed out

[rustic swallow]

so uhhhhhh

i kinda got an ankh

[night bridge]

No space for oops 😔

[slow iris]

@serene forge you may want to see this ykyk

[rustic swallow]

unless i get ecto

[bitter nest]

Any suggestions on how to get 400 coins in a single run?

I want the achievement of Nest Egg

The Nest Egg achievement

[night bridge]

anaglyph deck could work

Coolest judgement ive got so far

[noble mango]

there will be blood
stone

[humble gulch]

Every card has a 1 in 8 chance to fail (I don't really know)

[finite heron]

There is a chance that that rock misses every single trigger

[noble mango]

anaglyph

buncha tags

then find that one that give like 40 bucks a tag by doubling

that's how i got it

[rich mauve]

are dice and bloodstone considered a lesbian couple?

will they retrigger

I still can't believe I need 2 jokers to do half of what idol does

[crimson burrow]

YO WHAT DO I DO HERE

[rich mauve]

you can sell perkeo if you fixed your deck

if nit

[exotic prawn]

same what dshould i do

[rich mauve]

then photo

[idle kernel]

sell perkeo

[exotic prawn]

flush / flush house deck

[pale drift]

Random ahh run

[crimson burrow]

my deck

[crimson burrow]

kinda chaotic

[rich mauve]

ok you can sell perkeo

[idle kernel]

huh

[crimson burrow]

also c++ is fire, i uae c# personally

[crimson burrow]

dw

[rich mauve]

you can reliably draw flushes or flush houses

[idle kernel]

oh I see now

[crimson burrow]

we sold daddy perkeo gang

[crimson burrow]

sorry for shaky camera in car rn lol

bruh

[edgy stone]

Steam deck?

[crimson burrow]

ye

[crimson burrow]

time to pivot from photochad or bloodstone lol

mainly playing lucky heart flush 5 kings

[crimson burrow]

yo @rich mauve @idle kernel

[edgy stone]

How about fat cat?

[crimson burrow]

8.25x mult

[rich mauve]

sell photo I'd say

[crimson burrow]

im playing with lucky cards

[rich mauve]

or Idk

[crimson burrow]

ye prolly and have brainstorm copying bloodstone

[rich mauve]

skip if you want

you'll win anyways

[edgy stone]

I guess Dice must be gone

[crimson burrow]

no

thats centric to the build lol

goodbye photo

[edgy stone]

You whatever must play glass in high ante, and dice is not good

[slow iris]

they still have some time until the point where glass is necessary

lucky cat is the weakest here

[crimson burrow]

what i really need is a sock to replace the chad

bro im manifesting shit like roffle

[crimson burrow]

its at 14x what do i do here

fuck it imma just sell cat

good idea, 60mil->372mil

fuck

the plant claims another victim

[red briar]

boy how i love cryptid

[wicked sonnet]

2 more stickers done!

[night bridge]

Ante 2

[wicked sonnet]

my last common done and cloud nine

playing polychrome nines flush five

had a blueprint earlier which i sold out of to get the cloud 9 sticker

[night bridge]

I bet that was a fun run

[wicked sonnet]

yeah i sorta just stumbled into it as well

ante 1 wrathful and arrowhead meant i was building towards spades

and then i rolled polychrome on an aura

[night bridge]

How many 9s did you have by the end?

[wicked sonnet]

19!

[night bridge]

Fat cloud 9

I liked those runs when i did c++

I used a lot of jokers i never used

[wicked sonnet]

i'm surprised i was able to get 2 stickers out of it

[night bridge]

And realized how fun they were to play

[night bridge]

Which ones are u missing?

[wicked sonnet]

Hack, Pareidolia, Sixth Sense, Midas Mask, Ancient, Smeared, Showman

all uncommons and one rare

[night bridge]

Ancient hack run incoming

[wicked sonnet]

smeared ancient hack would feed families

smeared ancient hack pareidolia midas mask

[stone shell]

phew

[raven mist]

what was your dagger at?

[stone shell]

48 ish mult

TRIBE IF THERE WAS A RUN WHERE YOU'D BE USEFUL ITD BE NOW

PLEASE ARRIVE AND REDEEM YOURSELF

[raven mist]

whered odd todd go

[stone shell]

killed it

wasnt doing much and fsr i thought dagger mult would be more useful

[edgy stone]

Wth is seeing double doing here?

[stone shell]

wild cards + the scoring situation was THAT bad

[wicked sonnet]

just had smeared joker first shop

unfortunately won in two hands so i couldn't hex

[edgy stone]

Well, I think I would keep Foil Odd Todd, it give a lot of chips

[stone shell]

looking back maybe it was better to keep it

gave like 120ish chips on average

[timber zodiac]

what the fuck am i doing

[stone shell]

wily

[timber zodiac]

don't question it

you gotta trust the process

[wild valley]

Pair runs are so weird

[timber zodiac]

see

please don't trust the process

[vestal copper]

it was so peam 😔

[timber zodiac]

Dawg

[red briar]

i am never getting through bro

is it over for me balala geniuses

[timber zodiac]

could be

[red briar]

it got to 4 million bro

i might even break the mod that lets you go higher than naneinf atp

[vestal copper]

temperance

[vestal copper]

me when cryptid

[red briar]

cryptid happens

alot of the time

starfruit and canvas bro

my computer is chugging

[waxen stream]

funny seed

also damn i was sleeping on campfire

[timber zodiac]

what am i doing

[red briar]

even on 512x gamespeed bro

[timber zodiac]

IT REMAINS ALIVE

i t died on the boss blind

optimal ante 1

ignore fucked up screenshot

[timber zodiac]

this run hgas died because i made high card my most played hand with obelisk

i am so good

this is what they call gaming

the eternal burglar wa a bad idea

ok i cleared the blind by playing a hand that doesnt score

[red briar]

i am still on this hand bro

this is NEVER ending

[echo sphinx]

already won lol

[timber zodiac]

why the fuck did i take burnt joker with burglar

i'm just doing shit

[echo sphinx]

lol

[timber zodiac]

ARE YOU FUYCIKING DKGIDNIOIONFDSDAGOISDGOHIGYHOUGSDYHIG

[cloud minnow]

How can these three win?

[echo sphinx]

lol

[echo sphinx]

what do you mean by "how"

[timber zodiac]

do i sell my hex and go eternal madness gambit

[echo sphinx]

eternal madness :thonk:

idk abt that one chief

[timber zodiac]

true

[cloud minnow]

What deck can win?

[echo sphinx]

madness is my goat but idk abt selling hex

welp

[timber zodiac]

all of them

[echo sphinx]

lets go madness

@timber zodiac do it

[timber zodiac]

ok what if i took the hanging chad and polychromed it

cause i did that

[echo sphinx]

:thonk:

works

[timber zodiac]

🐱

[echo sphinx]

other than abandoned u kinda just play as usual

[timber zodiac]

yeah but ababndoned has more ride the bus

so play abandoned

[molten thicket]

you cann

[timber zodiac]

i didn't

[strong jacinth]

Found this peak image

[molten thicket]

i assume its a1 ghost and if so then you can do it

[timber zodiac]

yeah ubt i didn't

[pallid galleon]

hi turtle

[timber zodiac]

atyo

[pallid galleon]

are yo playing gold stake ghost deck

[vestal copper]

the weakest certificate run:

[stuck finch]

Fuck, what should I start with?

[vestal copper]

can you live without the scary face

[stuck finch]

I mean, this is the beginning of the run

[vestal copper]

hmmm

[stuck finch]

like first Joker pack I opened

[vestal copper]

what is the other one you picked up

cuz judging by what im seeing its a mega pack

[stuck finch]

Can't remember the names rn, but I have the one that the default Joker card that gives you +4 mult and that's about it

[vestal copper]

hmmm

id take constellation

[heavy solstice]

Art

[vestal copper]

lmfaoooo

[cloud minnow]

Is this one not working well?

[desert quiver]

Bruh there’s full house but where’s flush house?!?

[red briar]

e2.402e49,028

✌️

[slow iris]

is cryptid even fun at that point

[edgy stone]

Good in early, but 8$ is too much in early

[north path]

which one should i take

[slow iris]

probably half

what are your planet levels looking like

[edgy stone]

Golden, it's foil

[north path]

fresh af. I only have lvl 2 two pair

[slow iris]

half then

[north path]

yeeeeesssss… it’s working…

i may only have $1 but I’m lvl 3 pair now

should i save money up or start balling on planet packs

[edgy stone]

U have golden econ, so no need to save money

[north path]

sorry bro… i took the mult 😔

[edgy stone]

So save money is priority

[slow iris]

save

also even with golden it's still better to try and save here

[north path]

ok

[rustic haven]

fire

[jolly relic]

chicot is some trash

[rustic haven]

[slow iris]

chigoat

[patent sail]

lowk tried it once and never played again, winning this easily lowk get boring after you do it like once

which is why vanilla balatro is fun, you gotta at least try

[jolly relic]

why try when you can just use the same like 3 jokers to win with pairs everytime

[patent sail]

you can, but whats the fun in that

[vestal copper]

you cant die with cryptid on

[compact gazelle]

you can die with cryptid but only if you also have another mod that makes the game effectively unwinnable

and even then you can still just
click on CCD deck

[echo sphinx]

TEMPERANCE !!!

[rustic haven]

I died.

[echo sphinx]

bruh

[rustic haven]

Meow.

[echo sphinx]

poor mult

[rustic haven]

Indeed.

[patent sail]

you probably can with some dumb fucking boss because cryptid has plethora of those

[vestal copper]

true actually

[patent sail]

kid named torquoise tornado

[vestal copper]

what does it do again

[patent sail]

2 in 3 chamce for the hand to not score lmao

[vestal copper]

oh

good game design

[patent sail]

mythical even

[vestal copper]

wait what does it do when u have oops all sixes on

[patent sail]

no idea, probably just instakills you

[gloomy swallow]

I JUST SAW YOUTOOZ

BALATRO MERCH COMINGGG

[vestal copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1423136504187981936.webp?size=48&name=33&lossless=true

[patent sail]

maybe its like specifically made not to be affected by it

[vestal copper]

judging by how cryptid is made no it isnt lmfao

[gloomy swallow]

IDK HOW THEY DIDNT PUT THIS IN ANNOUNCEMENTS YET

it sHUGE

[vestal copper]

its just not playtested

like 10 jokers just crash your game

[gloomy swallow]

(idk if I have permission to share, lmk)

[patent sail]

i need the fucking wheel

[gloomy swallow]

I DO

[rugged bloom]

Holy crap three consecutive 20 dollar hits on the lucky card with no dice

[rustic haven]

The wheel is fire

[patent sail]

man whatever my build is just stuff

just put some bullshit together with whatever i found

[worn drum]

Bruh I just got a gold stake run and only got two stickers out of it

And both of the new jokers were acquired in the last ante

[compact gazelle]

jimbo looks so joyful here
so fantastically happy

[gloomy swallow]

he looks insane

as in

mental asylum

[compact gazelle]

what are you talking about
he’s clearly just happy

[tranquil oasis]

played Balatro while waiting for the previews to end

[compact gazelle]

not at all demented

[tranquil oasis]

I won a run before the movie started bro

this really says something

[compact gazelle]

and not at all in desperate need of a hospital

[gloomy swallow]

Oh wait the white in his eyes is because of the YOUTOOZ eyes

I see

the wheel is so good tho

and also this means lumpy touch merch exists now cause of all other jokers aside from Jimbo they chose the vagabond

[compact gazelle]

obviously you just don’t know pure blissful joy when you see it

[covert bison]

Ain't no way my run ends at ante 29 because the game crashes every time I try to score

like vro 😭

Don't mind the juggler

[compact gazelle]

im absolutely minding the non negative juggler

[covert bison]

Showman hates me

[fringe nebula]

insane bottomdeck lmao

[covert bison]

they won't appear when I have an extra slot

[vestal copper]

huge fraud

[fringe nebula]

like seriously

9 out of 13 clubs not drawn

[covert bison]

game hates you lmao

[vestal copper]

shit like this can set your mood off for the entire day

[covert bison]

THERE WAS ANOTHER NAT NEG BARON

AIN'T NO WAY

[fringe nebula]

no, I ended up feeling awe instead

like holy shit

what are the chances

[vestal copper]

truly

[fringe nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/694849009411555379.png?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[covert bison]

so lucky it overflowed and went back to being unlucky

[fringe nebula]

judgement gave me card sharp

holy

[willow frost]

nice

[rugged bloom]

Three sixes in my deck, and need to find an ecto, do I kill the 6th sense for the showman?

[pine swift]

3 new gold stickers.

[covert bison]

I'd say just sell sixth sense, also can I see the deck?

[rugged bloom]

Congratulations 🔥

[rugged bloom]

That's an awfully personal question

Take me out for dinner first

[covert bison]

damn aight

[patent sail]

negative rough gem

guess we goin all diamonds now

[rugged bloom]

That's what my friends called me

[covert bison]

That's a large deck, showman would have hella potential with more value

I love your deck

[rugged bloom]

Aight then

[patent sail]

woah... you got a huge deck..

[covert bison]

Right????

[rugged bloom]

Back off themperor

Dinner first

[covert bison]

mmmgghhhhhhh

[patent sail]

dinner??? femtanyl reference,,,,,,,

[covert bison]

I have another naneinf worth of cryptids

[patent sail]

thats.... a huge deck,,,,

[covert bison]

MY deck is so long

[rugged bloom]

How nice of him to find me his replacement

[quaint stag]

gg

[rugged bloom]

okay at least he's helping me with cola

[covert bison]

Sell the negative frfr

[covert bison]

🔥

[compact gazelle]

showman and purple seals are self replicating

[rugged bloom]

He's fired

[rugged bloom]

Just like amoeba

[covert bison]

take him outback and execute him

[rugged bloom]

I mean

wait there IS an argument to be made for letting showman stay and only replacing him for a blueprint

I have enough score to survive for now

[rugged bloom]

I'm making sans right?

[wintry igloo]

queen with a red seal is better than a queen with a poly on a photochad build right?

[covert bison]

How much chads and photos?

[wintry igloo]

1 each

[covert bison]

Hmm hold on

[wintry igloo]

and a good pair levels

[rugged bloom]

Am I?

[covert bison]

How much levels?

[wintry igloo]

13 - 190 x 14

[covert bison]

what the hell does making sans even mean

[compact gazelle]

red seal is 2x and poly is 1.5^3 x

[wintry igloo]

you are looking it on a calculator or smthn?

[compact gazelle]

making sense, id assume

[rugged bloom]

Just tell me if my though process is right

[compact gazelle]

no it’s just the numbers as they are
you don’t need a calculator

[patent sail]

e e-e-e e-e e e e e-e-e-e-e

[wintry igloo]

actually yeah right

[wintry igloo]

I even could do myself

[covert bison]

Poly is better

[wintry igloo]

oh wow

[patent sail]

also red seal is easier to get than poly i guess

[wintry igloo]

which site is that?

[covert bison]

Balatro calculator

[rugged bloom]

Equally as tough

wait

[covert bison]

Aura gambling 🔥

[rugged bloom]

they're on ghost deck

Right?

[compact gazelle]

I would probably just shank him since dna copy value is still a consideration and you’re also still in the process of searching for your 2-3 missing joker slots and you can probably roll into another one of this scammer again

[rugged bloom]

Hmmm

Okay then

i already have blank

[echo sphinx]

what a great start

[rugged bloom]

so waiting for an antimatter

[patent sail]

aura is gambling, dejavu is guaranteed

[covert bison]

Seance 🔥

[echo sphinx]

bro that shit is never proccing

[covert bison]

Showman and get another showman

[patent sail]

hence red seal is easier to get than poly so that poly carr can be also red sealed later

[covert bison]

Showmaxxing

[rugged bloom]

fair enough

[covert bison]

but gamba

[echo sphinx]

65% for a good edition

mmmmmmmm

[patent sail]

yeah but like we are talking about poly specifically

[echo sphinx]

oh

[patent sail]

poly is what, 1/6?

[echo sphinx]

iirc 15%

holy is 35%
foil 50%

[compact gazelle]

1 in 6 for aura from spectrals I think
unless it’s different from wheel hits
déjà vu is certain
from packs I believe it’s 1 in 20 for red seal and idk about editions being the same 20% chance as seals but there are fewer of em

[tulip berry]

What is iirc

[covert bison]

1/3?

[covert bison]

If I recall correctly

[patent sail]

this guy was first

im slow at typing FUCK

[covert bison]

lmao

[echo sphinx]

i mean its never a terrible idea to aura gamba on the red seal

[rugged bloom]

Till when do i make gold

[echo sphinx]

(tho there are obvs better options)

[compact gazelle]

go with this one I trust this person more than I do myself

[rugged bloom]

Immediately won the aura gamble on a baron-mime build

[patent sail]

its 1/2 foil, 1/3 holo and 1/6 poly

[covert bison]

It would be really funny if I open this standard pack and I get a polychrome red seal steel king

[echo sphinx]

holy fuck

[compact gazelle]

stacking one card gives a very valuable death target
and none of the editions are terrible with chad retriggers

[covert bison]

THIS IS WHY GAMBLING ALWAYS PAYS OFF

[patent sail]

its so gorgeous

[subtle drum]

ASHY!!!!

[rugged bloom]

It's gonna make it tough to notice steel cards

[covert bison]

What about a whole deck of em?

[rugged bloom]

Anyways till how long do I keep making gold?

When do I make steels?

I forgor

[patent sail]

ive had a standard pack give me glass poly red seal king once 🥹

[rugged bloom]

Haven't naneinf attempted in a long time

[rugged bloom]

Very nice

[patent sail]

poly looks prettier on steel imo

[echo sphinx]

true tho there are other targets without the red seal aura gamble
blue seal gold/steel are pretty strong too

[patent sail]

hai 🐈🎉🎉🎉🎉🎀

[covert bison]

if your econ is all set up, you should slowly convert them to steel

[echo sphinx]

poly steel > poly gold

[subtle drum]

hiii

[compact gazelle]

I’ve had one give a holo red seal gold king during c++ runs and that proceeded to be the mult for the rest of the run

[rugged bloom]

i make roughly $100 per blind

[covert bison]

yeah that's nuff

[rugged bloom]

and still dna hand the blinds

[compact gazelle]

and then I got a ticket and for once I was happy to see that thing

[rugged bloom]

i think when i start needing to copy baron is when i have to swap to steel

[patent sail]

sorgy i was in a psych hopital for 3 weeks so uh

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🐈

[rugged bloom]

Oh

[covert bison]

Oh well gtg I'm gonna go grind pokemon unite again

[rugged bloom]

I hope you're feeling better now

[subtle drum]

oh shit what

[rugged bloom]

I hope a Talonflame brave birds you :)

[subtle drum]

that’s rough

[rugged bloom]

Do I take the voucher skip?

[covert bison]

Scizor eats that shit

[patent sail]

that was for diagnosis im not going insane (yet)

[echo sphinx]

oh yeah thats a win

[covert bison]

Blank and Antimatter frfr

[rugged bloom]

already have blank

[patent sail]

i got that fucking erosion + hologram build 😭😭😭😭

[subtle drum]

please don’t go insane :(

[rugged bloom]

Idk i haven't played since 2023

[covert bison]

fair nuff

[rugged bloom]

Hope you don't go insane

[covert bison]

glhf

[rugged bloom]

/srs

[compact gazelle]

perkeo immolate should fix that up real easy

[subtle drum]

every damn time

[patent sail]

i will start destroying a random joker and gaining X0.5 mult

[rugged bloom]

We getting bottom surgery with this one 🔥

(destroying the deck)

[rugged bloom]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D:

[compact gazelle]

nah that’s just mutilation by fire

[patent sail]

i got immolate early so picked up that erosion at +24

[compact gazelle]

I can offer you a knife to help with that

[rugged bloom]

I'm about to take the voucher skip, do i kill something for the cola?

[patent sail]

knife is actually one of the best jokers because it can destroy flower pot (not many others can do that)

[rugged bloom]

Sell button synergy 🔥

[compact gazelle]

knife is actually the best joker because it can be pinned

no other joker can do that

[rugged bloom]

Can I do that?

[rugged bloom]

I love being pinned

:3

[patent sail]

when that bloodstone hits

[compact gazelle]

idk never naneinf attempted

[rugged bloom]

Can anyone help with that

[patent sail]

dont lowk

[rugged bloom]

mayhaps i could even copy brainstorm and double sell the cola 🔥 /j

[rugged bloom]

Aight