🕹・game-discussion

[compact gazelle]

a star

like the tarot

[ancient gyro]

ive cleared 5 once and 4 a lot of times

[compact gazelle]

makes 3 diamonds

[humble gulch]

I just play it cuz I get bored past 60%

[ancient gyro]

which is sad

[pale wolf]

||mad joker and even steven look so similar||

[compact gazelle]

that star

[fiery nymph]

i forget the last ufo click pattern so i die there

;(

[compact gazelle]

what’s the record

[tawny python]

No the one that multipies based on how much you've used that hand

[humble gulch]

If he meant supernova I'm dying

[humble gulch]

BRO

❤️‍🩹

[ancient gyro]

afaik, 7

[compact gazelle]

woah

why does that sound
kinda doable?

[tawny python]

I call them by what they look like

[humble gulch]

Well, supernova looks like a supernova

[bronze widget]

oh my god

ts so ahh

[fiery nymph]

supernova looks like a joker i cant pivot with

[ancient gyro]

it's practically luck based

[slow iris]

sell baron and sell mime

[ancient gyro]

it's technically only a matter of time before someone breaks it

[tawny python]

It looks like a star ;(

[compact gazelle]

mhm
i know im sure as hell not getting 7 but somehow it feels to me like someone could totally just do that without knowing it’s a record

[humble gulch]

Stars are big, fat and round

[tawny python]

Nuh uh

[compact gazelle]

i thought they were talking about stella

[tawny python]

You don't see me calling astronaut space joker

[humble gulch]

Well, he is a joker in a space made for jokers

[wary plaza]

Guys

Can someone help me

[fiery nymph]

nah

[wary plaza]

On off topic

[bronze widget]

i got too greedy oh god

[tawny python]

Five of a kind flush

[humble gulch]

Sorry, but I need to

And also

[waxen quartz]

copy baron twice

[bronze widget]

actually thats called a full house

[bronze widget]

i id that for my origianl hand

[tawny python]

Five flush

[bronze widget]

and thats what i got

i didnt go for steel

if i had steel wld have easily won

rip

[humble gulch]

What stella

[compact gazelle]

gotcha
so first things first stop playing roblox because it sucks

[compact gazelle]

con stella tion

yknow the guy actually made of stars

[humble gulch]

Who is Con Stella and why does it have a tion

[wary plaza]

Why bruh

[ancient gyro]

angry birds stella

[humble gulch]

Get out

[wary plaza]

Each person likes his own kind of games

[compact gazelle]

bad game
never touched it and that’s a point of pride because i have no interest in entering a world where half the people are idiot children with spare chromosomes and 49% are pedos

[ancient gyro]

roblox the gateway to where crimes are held

[compact gazelle]

it’s the internets epstein island

[red sparrow]

Easy

[humble gulch]

Aren't we all made of stars?

[split rivet]

yo just hear bro out bro came here for advice

[wary plaza]

The game im playing dont have other persons

[compact gazelle]

thank god
anyways I can’t really help you because yea

[fiery nymph]

and why are you asking the balatro server

[wary plaza]

Why

[willow frost]

actually went from rags to riches on this holy crap

[humble gulch]

I only play Roblox to beat kids in their own games

[wary plaza]

Cause i dont have any other servers to

[compact gazelle]

no
im made of particularly stupid quarks

[fiery nymph]

this first half scared me

[humble gulch]

BAHAHAH SHUT UP

[compact gazelle]

never touched the thing

as stated

[wary plaza]

Hm

[willow frost]

only thing that stuck with me was the gift card (tbf i didnt have a choice in that) but once the temperances rolled in at ante 7 on the blind before my death, shit just went crazy

[compact gazelle]

i occasionally do random io games to trash on children

[willow frost]

anyway time to die ante 4 next game

[humble gulch]

Well, the universe is technically a really big star...

A really big star that died

[split rivet]

far out man

[ancient gyro]

if undertale taught me one thing

[tawny python]

wtf is this start

[willow frost]

recently my fingers have started moving to WASD when i open balatro and im not sure why, given i dont play any games that use WASD rn

[humble gulch]

It's called death ante 2

[ancient gyro]

saturn antisynergy 💔

[compact gazelle]

the universe is probably somebody’s playground simulation and oh im getting existential again aren’t I

[tawny python]

huh

[wary plaza]

Flush best hand

[ancient gyro]

only one of those will proc btw lol

[split rivet]

turtles alllll the way down

[humble gulch]

I don't know, I'm atheist

[tranquil steppe]

It’s true

[humble gulch]

If it's somebody's playground it's mine

[idle kernel]

son I keep losing to orange stake

[humble gulch]

And of all living things

[fiery nymph]

just go to ante 9

[ancient gyro]

im not your son

[split rivet]

dad git gud

git gud dad

[compact gazelle]

other kind of simulation I meant
i wanna believe in something because otherwise i have no hope of getting my life together :3
but i don’t know what to believe in

[idle kernel]

folk im crine

just trying to unlock the last deck

[compact gazelle]

balatro as an fps 🔥

[humble gulch]

Balatro IS an fps

Just look at my screen when naneinf

[ancient gyro]

i should play ror2

[shell dagger]

that’s what i think to myself

then i die instantly bc of all the stuff on screen

[ancient gyro]

cats favorite heat mat

[humble gulch]

What the fuck is crine, I can't keep up with all this english lingo ❤️‍🩹

[slow iris]

can't deny that roblox is a garbage platform with a garbage corp behind it though

[compact gazelle]

id prefer to have something controlling everything to believe in since it would make life hell of a lot easier
but instead I guess it is a playground that I have a part in and I don’t want that

[split rivet]

bro is cryin

[wary plaza]

Fr

[heady narwhal]

play pairs

[idle kernel]

son im crine

[humble gulch]

I choose to believe that I'm in control of my life

[fiery nymph]

son im swiss

[idle kernel]

i'm more of 3 of a kind person

[humble gulch]

Hi, Swiss; I'm son

?

[fiery nymph]

hi dad

oh

[split rivet]

then who was phone?

[fiery nymph]

hi son

[compact gazelle]

i hate that idea as much as i know it’s probably true
i only have my parents to decide things for me for like 1-2 more years

[heady narwhal]

i love 3oak but pairs are the most reliable way to beat orange/gold stake by far. unfortunately

[compact gazelle]

straight flush would like a word

[humble gulch]

I like being in control tho

[idle kernel]

problem is just the beginning of the run, I rely on full house and flushes. Then I'll pick a hand to go from there

[hasty dove]

The weirdest gold stake i ever played 😭

[compact gazelle]

I don’t :(

[humble gulch]

I feel less overwhelmed

[compact gazelle]

very funny because I was about to say it’s overwhelming to think that I am in control of things

[split rivet]

this is the wae. don't listen to people trying to make u play one hand

[elfin hound]

is it worth the pivot or no bruh 😭 😭

[fiery nymph]

only if you like losing

[humble gulch]

Fair

[elfin hound]

oh boy i LOVE throwing my runs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fiery nymph]

actaully just strenghten all the 2s to kings

[ancient gyro]

early game is where 5 card hands fulfill their short term niche as they supplement for the scoring without jokers from bad a1 starts and what not

[elfin hound]

Wee Joker at 990 btw

[fiery nymph]

give those twos testosterone

and run baron mime because its the best thing ever

[humble gulch]

Twostosterone

[elfin hound]

yes

[compact gazelle]

i started a new profile where I don’t play full house ever and I am very happy with it :3

[idle kernel]

I'll keep playing three of a kind

[elfin hound]

yknow what i will pivot for the bit

for the funny

[humble gulch]

C++ but is normal

[fiery nymph]

is flush house allowed

[compact gazelle]

testostworone

[split rivet]

based

[idle kernel]

c++ thats a coding language

[humble gulch]

Testwosterone

[compact gazelle]

yeah but haven’t built a run on it yet

[ancient gyro]

just note that 3oak will have less joker compatibility and more total vulnerable boss blinds if your derivative is to win some games more often

[compact gazelle]

it’s cost me a few suboptimal plays for an extra hand but it’s worth the purity

[humble gulch]

C++ but I chose to be happy 🔥

[elfin hound]

🙁

[ancient gyro]

c++ but im homeless

[idle kernel]

what I meant to say is rely on 3oak or until I want to switch to to better hands until I get the cards I want

[compact gazelle]

no the house is simply empty

[split rivet]

oh noooo how could this happen this is shockiiiing

gg

[humble gulch]

I would love to see more achievements added, I love achievements

[compact gazelle]

cerulean bell was very mean

[elfin hound]

IT WAS

it constantly selected all of my kings bruh 😭 😭

[ancient gyro]

generally 5 card hands like flushes and straights fill that niche until you have either pair joker compatibility (a lot of jokers) or a specific tool/enabler for other large poker hands (trib/trio/aj/shortcut)

[humble gulch]

If only it could have been avoided

[split rivet]

orrrr u could level your 5 card hands

[ancient gyro]

cause I have the money for that early game

straights makes sense

in general

[fiery nymph]

straights might just be second best hand

[ancient gyro]

flushes only make sense wearing a fancy context hat

[fiery nymph]

in my opinion

[compact gazelle]

saturns broken
order shows up and im locked for the run

[ancient gyro]

I put 2 pair behind pair

[humble gulch]

I don't like straights

[split rivet]

straights are awesome but a pain with only 2 discards

[ancient gyro]

followed behind hc

[compact gazelle]

it goes
straight flush
straight
flush house
pair
5oak

[ancient gyro]

oh

🥀

[fiery nymph]

im biased straights are so good

[ancient gyro]

checks calendar

[humble gulch]

Uhm... I-

[split rivet]

if i see telescope on ante 1 i drop everything and start playing straights

[ancient gyro]

a1 telescope 💔

[compact gazelle]

I don’t like scope :<

[woven remnant]

yes

[humble gulch]

Give me my three of a kind slop

[ancient gyro]

me neither

[compact gazelle]

your loss :3

[humble gulch]

Shut up

❤️‍🩹

[compact gazelle]

shortcuts the best joker in the game

[woven remnant]

my first gold stake was with abandoned

so I played lots of straights

[ancient gyro]

me when i audition for the bachelorettes show

[humble gulch]

Erratic++ just doesn't let me play straights

[ancient gyro]

you had a couple seeds that made it work

[compact gazelle]

3oak won cruelty challenge for me
also just a nice hand to play so I have nothing against it

[humble gulch]

A couple

[ancient gyro]

:)

[split rivet]

yea erratic has other strengths but not that one

[humble gulch]

Erratic let's me play three of a kind most of the time

[split rivet]

and fh

[compact gazelle]

understandable 100%

[versed echo]

What is going on man

Q5YQH7KS for those interested

[ancient gyro]

im good

[humble gulch]

I love three of a kind

[ancient gyro]

it's my second most used planet rn

which is a surprise

[humble gulch]

I'm getting back to the grind, I hope it's over soon, I hate erratic now ❤️‍🩹

[long zodiac]

Yeah that’s how i felt with nebula deck

Gold staking that deck is gonna suck

[humble gulch]

Nebula deck it's just bad

[ancient gyro]

nubbyla the anti roguelike deck

[compact gazelle]

not even bad in a fun way like black

[humble gulch]

Yeah

I breezed through and never played it again

I hate it

Yes, please

[ancient gyro]

i had an opportunity to make showman observatory synergy work but I completely forgot in that moment

[humble gulch]

If I get trib I'm gonna be so happy

[ancient gyro]

dies

[humble gulch]

Shut up

[fiery nymph]

what in tarnation

[humble gulch]

What

[fiery nymph]

did you see doc's april fools video

[humble gulch]

I almost never see doc 🥀

[fiery nymph]

:(

he uses dagger on 2 yorick

1 trib

1 canio

its kinda funny

[ancient gyro]

i only watched last years vid where he plays cryptid mod for the first time

[long zodiac]

See if it was chicot that’s reasonable

[fiery nymph]

chicot is too good for that

[ancient gyro]

i can top that

[humble gulch]

Better than trib

[long zodiac]

Hey it’s your opinion

[serene forge]

i feel like i know why they quit

[long zodiac]

Personally I don’t like chicot

[fiery nymph]

its the right opinion

[ancient gyro]

u wonder why so many ppl whine so much against boss blinds and then on the same day decide to formulate a sequence of words to create "i don't like chicot"

[fiery nymph]

same guys to lose to the plant with photochad

[shell rock]

today i learned you can score 14 million in jokerless

[stone shell]

iirc doc scored like e13 (?) in jokerless

[shell rock]

my highest hand was like 17 mil

[ancient gyro]

didn't someone score in e13 territory

[stone shell]

or was it e20 i genuinely cant remember

[shell rock]

what
the fuck

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[cloud sinew]

trib is generally agreed upon* to be the worst legendary for a8 gs

[stone shell]

i thought perkeo is

[ancient gyro]

perkeo doesn't get hard countered

[stone shell]

or are the perkeo supporters skewing the average that much

[fiery nymph]

4th imo

[ancient gyro]

and has a lot of play style variety to plan around

[fiery nymph]

but perkeo is still good

[cloud sinew]

perkeo doesnt get hard countered and it fits into more builds

[stone shell]

i find that perkeo doesn't get online fast enough in most cases but i might just be bad :P

[fiery nymph]

heres my top 5

1. yorick
2. canio
3. chicot
4. perkeo
5. trib

[cloud sinew]

agreed

[ancient gyro]

majority top 5

[fiery nymph]

hardest decision honestly is chicot or perkeo

personally

[cloud sinew]

fast enough for what

also "get online"? what are you getting online

[ancient gyro]

chicot removes the not so trivial task of working around a boss blinds gimmick for certain joker specialty builds

[humble gulch]

Yeah...

[cloud sinew]

lol

[fiery nymph]

-326 😭

[cloud sinew]

i agree with that person

[serene forge]

perkeo gets online the moment you see one (1) consumable card in the shop

[compact gazelle]

ah yes herbicide #1 fans r/balatro

[fiery nymph]

unless ur depending on GLASS face cards to win plant doesnt counter you

[stone shell]

dang this is a W synergy chat

dont ask why i took an eternal econ on painted

[serene forge]

damn they nerfed painted deck to 3 slots

[vernal breach]

Average photochad run

[serene forge]

skill issue plant doesn't counter photochad

why did you hieroglyph anyway

[humble gulch]

Ragebaiting new players is so easy, just tell the truth

[ancient gyro]

you just have a macro key bind for your 12 most anti reddit phrases

[fiery nymph]

😭

[serene forge]

i wish i had my old phone where you could actually access the clipboard yourself

[stone shell]

fast enough in general to feel the effects of the copied consumables

eternity

[ancient gyro]

i have unassigned keybinds on my keyboard to fill in shitpastas that could be like smugs or zebras made up rants

[cloud sinew]

might make my copilot key paste a random message i find funny
-# i disabled copilot so it is just a useless key rn

[humble gulch]

Take Idol so you die even faster

[ancient gyro]

the world is your 3 spades

[stone shell]

DOUBLE 8BALL HIT IN 2 🗣️ 🔥

[fiery nymph]

i used to skip those suit changers but honestly they are a lot more important than i thought

[waxen fable]

hello my bros

[ancient gyro]

oh

heloh

hi brooke

[ancient gyro]

making it my tenor gif shortcut

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[idle kernel]

ayyyee I beat orange stake

[fringe nebula]

gg

[shell rock]

i hate seance

[dark lava]

𐤁 𐤐𐤋𐤌𐤏𐤌 𐤑 😊

[vernal breach]

Im gonna have nightmares about this now

[pale wolf]

how so scribbly unlock

[atomic trout]

It never ends.

[stone shell]

varv my good man, morning and can you help me in run discussions rq

[ancient gyro]

how so

[hybrid tendon]

balatrodle in 3

[bitter nest]

I FINALLY FINISHED MY FIRST RUN

[serene forge]

balatrodle in 3

I hate BLoodstone

[bitter nest]

I played using only Flush, I had that hand at level 15

[red sparrow]

I just switched a joker slot between the two most hated jokers I switched from bloodstone to throwback

[red sparrow]

If you get Midas try for vampire for the synergy

[serene forge]

oh my god they said the thing!!!

[harsh relic]

!!

[bitter nest]

Okay!

[red sparrow]

Idk bloodstone always triggers for me

No not white stake

Blue stake

[torn laurel]

🫠

[olive flax]

Just lost a decent looking GS wee run because I couldn't get any of my 2s....

[deft anvil]

Nice

[olive flax]

Sad times

[torn laurel]

thats a fun run

[deft anvil]

It's my second run on this new acc I made since I got a new phone

Somehow

[serene forge]

thats white stake

[tranquil steppe]

Alllll the double tags

[blazing path]

What if shoot the moon triggered after steel instead of before

[serene forge]

that would be cringe

[blazing path]

That would make the card good 💔

[serene forge]

?????

[vivid stump]

ts is not a naneinf gng

[viral raft]

Guys how pair slop is my 2th file on mobile?

[blazing path]

Joker

[viral raft]

Like i just see pair stuff here lmao

(Runner is also pair slop)

[serene forge]

april fools ended yesterday fyi

[blazing path]

What about photo Chad slop

[viral raft]

Showman????

Why showman is one of your most played jokers 😭😭😭

[blazing path]

Cus I usually have the build already going and have a negative so I already got the 5 cards I need mine as well search for another blueprint or something

[serene forge]

white stake

why are swash and dna and blowman and smiley there

[slow iris]

endless player probably

[blazing path]

I go very deep into the antes

[serene forge]

🤢

[serene forge]

then where's your baron

[blazing path]

I don’t find many barons or when I do i already have a different build

[viral raft]

Endless mode without baron is sad man

[pale gate]

Man, I never really know what to get in every shop, or what to play after my very first hand in my runs

[serene glade]

that is not a nan inf set up bro 😭

[terse dock]

THEY KILLED MY GOAT MAN

[serene glade]

you need a sock and buskin at least

[viral raft]

Do you want tips?

[slow iris]

what the hell is this

[blazing path]

It’s more fun baron is too easy

[terse dock]

cardlike on roblox

[slow iris]

oh of course it's a roblox game

[viral raft]

Is too easy to what?

[pale gate]

Yes

[viral raft]

Ok

[blazing path]

Play baron

[viral raft]

But you play Photochad

?

[serene forge]

what

no

😭

[serene glade]

yes

[slow iris]

no

[serene forge]

the point is that they're on yellow deck

so they failed already

[serene glade]

because the mult would come out to 2^6

[blazing path]

Nah ghost deck where it at

[serene glade]

which is x128

def not nan inf 😭

[wooden sluice]

64x*

2^6 is 64

😭

[slow iris]

and what would a sock and buskin achieve

[wooden sluice]

incorrect math caught my eye 💀

[blazing path]

Rip

[serene glade]

flush five woudl we a lot more mult

he only has hanging chad

[slow iris]

not anywhere close to naneinf

[serene glade]

which would only retrigger the first cart

[shell dagger]

naneinf is 2^1024

[serene glade]

what i was saying

[shell dagger]

sock ain’t doing that

[blazing path]

Could I hit nanif with this

[serene glade]

he only has like x200 at most

[shell dagger]

just work with the exponent

way easier

[serene glade]

how does he expect to get nan inf with trib and photochad with only a hanging chad for retriggering

[serene forge]

also what happened to not using baron

[slow iris]

#🕹・game-discussion message ?

[blazing path]

I never said I didn’t I just said I don’t usually do it

[serene glade]

i was telling @serene forge that their setup def could not get nan inf even though they claimed so

[slow iris]

your messages seem to be implying that a sock would be able to help achieve naneinf

[serene glade]

copy buskin

[blazing path]

Why are you so obsessed with buskin

[serene glade]

i said that before claculating, i just said that because he only had hanging chad for retrigering

[serene glade]

it just gives more value instead of copying trib with your brainstorm

[serene forge]

wtf is there to calculate

what makes you think that's anywhere near naneinf

[blazing path]

What’s wrong with it

[serene glade]

isnt this what you sent

[slow iris]

nothing

[tidal pawn]

Well you're actually wrong, having the copies equal is more optimal

[blazing path]

I should’ve copied trib 3 times that’s the play

[shell dagger]

1 more on trib is best I think

[timber dawn]

chicot

[shell dagger]

rn you have 5 triggers and 3.5 scoring

4 and 4.5 is better

[slow iris]

chicot

[timber dawn]

whenever i come across a blueprint that i cant afford my brain goes boom

[serene glade]

do you thin strategically, blueprint or brainstorm is better, just for like the placement of mult

[humble gulch]

Blueprint is trash as a first joker

[blazing path]

I have hex

[vivid stump]

its white stake

[blazing path]

It’s fine

And I’m at ante zero

[vivid stump]

fr

[blazing path]

I play endless

[humble gulch]

Even worse...

[timber dawn]

blueprint gives me free robux codes

[vivid stump]

yea so blueprint is good plau

play

[serene glade]

?

[blazing path]

I know

[tidal pawn]

Blueprint is better, because with brainstorm trying to copy something like Cavendish is tricky because it needs to be on the left

[serene glade]

blueprint is good when for copying cards that give x mult

[shell dagger]

the relevant reason lategame is that with blueprint you can split your copies but with brainstorm you have to copy what’s on the left

[tidal pawn]

Blueprint is good with any card that can be copied

[vivid stump]

i beat abandoned deck on white stake today

[blazing path]

Or any of the rare Xmult jokers

[shell dagger]

brainstorm being worse at copying xmult with +mult is irrelevant this late

[vivid stump]

only need to beat black, painted, erratic, and anaglyph

[serene glade]

oh i love using anaglyph with bootstraps and spamming the double money tags

[shell dagger]

it tells a whole story

[vivid stump]

wait why did u buy hieroglyph

[blazing path]

Because I can get more money and basically can play 4 rounds without worrying so I can save for the big blind shop on ante 1

Am I cooked

[vivid stump]

endless player over here

is painted deck a straightslop deck

[serene glade]

the only reason high card is my most played hand is because of DNA 😭

[serene forge]

you lose a hand

that's a horrific idea

[blazing path]

It’s white stake and most of my builds one shot so it’s fine

[wary zodiac]

tough choice

[serene forge]

i dont care

that's still an objectively poor thing to do

[wary zodiac]

fuck you stuntman 💔

[serene forge]

blue

[frank notch]

"its fine" you cant be sure

[wary zodiac]

got it

[blazing path]

Yes I can

Am I cooked

[frank notch]

you can miscalculate

and the 1 hand is also an econ tax

[vivid stump]

grimbo or ft for painted

[serene forge]

gronkler

I hate Fortune Teller

[frank notch]

gronkler fs

[vivid stump]

what should i deckfix for

[frank notch]

fortune teller is less consistent scaling

[blazing path]

Can I win this

[serene glade]

depends on your jokers

[vivid stump]

painted deck

[serene forge]

idk

[slim turret]

deckfix for… pairs!

[serene forge]

that sock is so useful

[serene glade]

yeah its double mult for vampire

[vivid stump]

i can prolly win with pairslop but i wanna get used to deckfixing

[frank notch]

open standard packs more

look for purple and blue seals

[vivid stump]

kk

[blazing path]

Should I pivot

[serene glade]

so many newbies neglect standard pack like 🤣

[vivid stump]

i could flushmax

cartomancer lmao

[frank notch]

i used to underestimate standard packs

[serene glade]

same, when i was just starting

[vivid stump]

i used to underestimate tarots and spectrals

[blazing path]

Your right it is

[serene forge]

NO

[serene glade]

spectrals ?!, i would always open those because i thought they were cool 😭

[serene forge]

sell bloodstone

[frank notch]

NEVER bloodstone pivot and i mean NEVER

[serene forge]

uh no

that is not how it works

[vivid stump]

whenever i get aura i always get holographic i swear

[frank notch]

not even when you have oops

[serene forge]

sock does not retrigger midas

[vivid stump]

why not get golden ticket

[wary zodiac]

ohohohoho

[slow iris]

[wary zodiac]

thank you judgement

[serene forge]

buy idol and copy it

[wary zodiac]

i thought about it and then suddenly remembered i was on anaglyph gold stake

[minor portal]

it will hit the card you need every time trust

[serene glade]

it is, the vamp removes the gold enchantment and gains mult, then the king gets retriggered, making it gold again, and retriggers the vamp

[vivid stump]

i got a glass gold seal kind from a standard pack and it broke the second i used it

[serene forge]

no

that literally is not how it works

[frank notch]

idol is the best joker because it is so consistent, ALWAYS buy it

[blazing path]

But bloodstone is fun

[serene forge]

logically it could work like that

but it doesn't

[frank notch]

and NEVER deckfix with it

[serene forge]

two vampires also cannot scale at once

[frank notch]

thats because you have dice

[serene glade]

oh, i never had that setup so ok, it just seems that way with the jokers and their abilities

[serene forge]

only one of them can

[vivid stump]

ive gone back to my old flushmaxxing ways

[blazing path]

I wanted the sock so when I got golden ticket I have a money printer

[minor portal]

pair slop or flush max

[blazing path]

Flush 5 all the way

[vivid stump]

lmao

[low panther]

Straight lmao

[vivid stump]

how is it a straigt what

[fiery nymph]

forbidden gold stake emoji

[low panther]

You have shortcut?

[fiery nymph]

this has to become an emoji

[vivid stump]

no

[low panther]

Nvm then it's splash

[serene forge]

they have the super shortcut joker which allows you to make straights with a gap of 3 between the ranks

[serene glade]

and they might have four fingers

[vivid stump]

ohhhh

[blazing path]

White stake is way better then gold stake

By a mile

[serene glade]

it is a lot less stressful yeah

its way easier

[serene glade]

and you dont have to think through everything as much

[zealous rune]

i dont even know how to win balatro 😭

[minor portal]

play cards

[serene glade]

and use jokers

[zealous rune]

i figured that out

[blazing path]

It’s best for going endless

[serene glade]

just like win 👍

[blazing path]

It’s the watch number go up mode

[serene glade]

ya

[serene forge]

I hate Endless Mode

[zealous rune]

[serene glade]

endless scales too fast for me 🤣

[blazing path]

Not really

[blazing path]

What’s wrong with it

[zealous rune]

i had a fluke to antie 7 but i cant make it past 3 most of the time

[serene forge]

its bad

[viral raft]

You want some tips?

[zealous rune]

more like a coach XD

[blazing path]

Most my runs go to ante 12 or like 13

[viral raft]

Is kust boring

[serene glade]

its not something you can learn quickly

[viral raft]

Oh yeah i can help you with that

[serene glade]

yeah you need like a long term coach

[vivid stump]

me too gng

[serene glade]

i leaerned because i had my friend next to me telling me what to do\

eventually you'll get the hang of it

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[zealous rune]

see i had a friend try and do that but they booted up their game and left me in the dust

[serene glade]

the dice makes it good

[minor portal]

like the tarot

[blazing path]

I just thugged it out and started playing

[viral raft]

😭😭

[serene glade]

maybe you need a better friend 🤷‍♂️

[blazing path]

My most used tarot is temperance

[zealous rune]

Probably

[serene glade]

or youtube videos 👍

[blazing path]

Balatro university

Bean

[serene glade]

w

[serene glade]

graduate with a PHD

[blazing path]

Roffle

[minor portal]

Blood banks are important for coins, I suppose.

there is no such thing as greed in shop

[blazing path]

And decided to make YouTube videos for a indie game

[serene glade]

😭

[blazing path]

So like do we all say along for the ride when we see a natural negative joker we don’t need and buy it anyways because it’s funny

[vivid stump]

im gambling with the rare skip tag

[slow iris]

i don't understand how you could learn much of value from roffle

[vivid stump]

only u bud

[serene glade]

and because it doesnt take up a slot

[vivid stump]

he has another channel called roffleheavy where he shows the runs that didnt make it onto the lite channel

[slow iris]

if it's not rental and i have spare money to spend

temperance value

[blazing path]

And for leaf

[slow iris]

unless they're drastically different i still don't understand

[vivid stump]

fahhhh

[vivid stump]

roffle heavy has runs similar to balatro uni's gold stake lessons

[serene glade]

thats true

[vivid stump]

i got baron out of the rare skip tag

[blazing path]

Why is ghost deck so slept on

[vivid stump]

its not wym

[blazing path]

Most of my friends don’t like it

It’s my favorite deck

It’s also my most used deck

[vivid stump]

its also my favorite deck

other than zodiac deck

[blazing path]

Any black deck enjoyers

[vivid stump]

im not good at deckfixing tho so i cant make the most of it

[torpid bridge]

Me

[slow iris]

black deck bad

[vivid stump]

roffle doesnt use screenshake at all for some reason

[torpid bridge]

Screenshake makes me dizzy

[vivid stump]

i like screenshake

i turn it up to 100

[blazing path]

It’s easy

[vivid stump]

js find good tarot generation?

and get lucky with a few spectral packs?

[blazing path]

See you get it

[vivid stump]

easier said than done

[slow iris]

because it can nauseating lol

[vivid stump]

square joker is peak

[slow iris]

or distracting

[vivid stump]

square joker over card sharp

[humble gulch]

Screenshake is trash

[serene glade]

same

[serene forge]

no

[blazing path]

I wish you could see your most used decks

[serene glade]

i have never gotten a soul from a spectral pack for sm reason

[red sparrow]

Ew

[serene forge]

because spectral packs are rarer than arcanas

[vivid stump]

ALWAYS TAKE THE RARE SKIP

i got a wee joker

[serene glade]

ik but it feels more natural being in spectral pack, as its a spectral card

[red sparrow]

Gamble for that blueprint/brainstoem

[vivid stump]

gambling is peak

[torpid bridge]

I checked the green mark for ragebait purpose

[serene glade]

the reason why we play balatro

[red sparrow]

I did cause gamble

[vivid stump]

ive only ever gotten black hole from planet packs

[serene glade]

rlly?

i get it from spectrals

[vivid stump]

yea

[serene glade]

too

[slow iris]

screenshake off looks better anyway

especially for vids

[serene glade]

it makes me dizzy 😵‍💫

[vivid stump]

to top off the wee i got a hanging chad in the same shop

[serene glade]

👍

[peak crest]

wait i’d be fine with either of these actually

[vivid stump]

constellation

[blazing path]

Don’t buy bloodstone

It’s way worse

[vivid stump]

black hole and soul is crazy

[slow iris]

truly

[vivid stump]

wee is peak

chad and wee is 24 chips every hand

[red sparrow]

Ew bloodstone

[peak crest]

bloodstone does suck

but gambling is fun

[errant bolt]

.

[peak crest]

can you tell i play clover out

[vivid stump]

another rare joker skip tag....

[red sparrow]

But throwback

[vivid stump]

GAMBLE

[red sparrow]

Throwback good

[peak crest]

there two fun aspects in bloodstone

hoping for the 1 in 2

and hoping for an oops

[red sparrow]

GO FOR THE BRAINSTORM

[peak crest]

besides that it sucks

[errant bolt]

if you feel like gambling go bloodstone, if you don't go constellation

[vivid stump]

is hanged men good

[vivid stump]

ur name is bloodstoner

correction: is hanged men good if you have nothing ur planning to fix for

[red sparrow]

It is mid but if you need it, it won’t come, and if you don’t need it, it will be all tarots

[errant bolt]

i like bloodstone gambling what can i say

[red sparrow]

Hell no

[peak crest]

i wouldnt do it

there’s really no purpose if you’re not building towards something

[vivid stump]

i got the trio

not bad but not what i was looking for

time to build towards 3oak

lmao my wee is already at 144

[peak crest]

how do you unlock wee i forgot

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[peak crest]

i don’t think i have it

[vivid stump]

u have to skip 6 blinds in a run

and win

should i build towards 3oak 2s

[peak crest]

that would make sense why i don’t have it

[vivid stump]

or 3oak face cards

[vivid stump]

yea skipping blinds is horrible

[peak crest]

do you have something that synergies with faces

[vivid stump]

no

i have smth that synergizes with 2s tho

[peak crest]

then build towards 2s if you have wee

try to find a hack

[vivid stump]

i do have wee

and i have a chad

+24 chips per hand played

just got a sock

2s are better tho

i still have not gotten a blue seal or purple seal from standard pack

or a 2

[indigo mesa]

do you have a bot that like sends this message every time bloodstone doesnt hit a single card in a hearts flush
or are you just genuinely that dedicated to hating bloodstone even when it didn’t just fuck you over

[slow iris]

just got yorick on red deck

🔥

[vivid stump]

i have 8 2s so far

[peak crest]

son

[vivid stump]

lmao

yorick my goat tho

[peak crest]

ok looking back on this photograph could’ve gone instead

but it’s whatever

[peak crest]

i love a yorick when i’m playing anything BUT grimbo

[dim thicket]

she right though

unless you acquire the dice

[vivid stump]

lmao

[indigo mesa]

I hate Bloodstone just as much with Oops! All 6s.

[serene forge]

these will be my final words when i die

[dim thicket]

the blood stone oops combo when the nefarious lack of tarots/deck fixing

[heady fable]

Won my first gold stake with bloodstone no oops (2 poly hacks though)

[serene forge]

also flush level

bleh

fl*shes

[peak crest]

love flushes

hate the scaling

[dim thicket]

that's pretty hype

[peak crest]

also hate how the tribe gives the same amount of xmult as the DUO

[heady fable]

And blueprint on the bloodstone

Forgot about that

[indigo mesa]

“NOOO! HORNET!!! YOU WERE MY FAVORITE VERY GAY LESBIAN 💔 💔 💔 💔”
“SHUT UP SHUT UP SHE’S SAYING SOMETHING”
“i- i…”
“WHAT IS IT FORK HEAD HORNET LESBIAN”
“TELL US VERY GAY LESBIAN HORNET”
“i- I…”
“I hate Bloodstone”
head drops, camera zooms out spinning as sad music plays in the rain

[dim thicket]

i do get that but on the other hand i think that anything higher would be absurdly broken

[heady fable]

2.5x?

[lean parcel]

Can’t make ts up I sold all my jokers to pivot to a face card build and the first round I didn’t get a single face card… not even one

[dim thicket]

honestly maybe

[vivid stump]

they're treating pairslop and flushslp the same

[dim thicket]

i still think the tribe is a good joker with a 2x

[heady fable]

2x is definitely too low but 3x feels too high for how easy it is to draw a flush

[dim thicket]

TRUE

[peak crest]

the tribe is good i enjoy tribe i just don’t like how a pair joker does the exact same thing

i think 2.5 sounds about right

[heady fable]

Ehh

[dim thicket]

that's def valid

[vivid stump]

nerf pairslop

[dim thicket]

duo is mogging the tribe

[vivid stump]

rework blue stake

gonna fix the game

[heady fable]

2x tribe would be better if flushes had better scaling

[dim thicket]

thank god thats confirmed to be happening

literally one of the only real problems i have with the game is blue stake being so ass

[heady fable]

The monkeys paw curls... People start playing highcardslop

[lean parcel]

Ig that balances it out

[heady fable]

Credit card in the baffoonpack

[peak crest]

ante 6 and i still have not built up this yorick at all

i’m going to keep it though

for the novelty

[vivid stump]

SKIP RARE TAGS

[peak crest]

i just had a huge brain fart on the word novelty that took me a sec

[dim thicket]

when it happens

[heady fable]

Yesterday

[dim thicket]

that is the offical answer

[heady fable]

It either releases or it doesnt

[peak crest]

there’s no confirmed date but i'm HOPEFUL for 2026 this is just my copium and no one actually stated this though

[dim thicket]

yeah i'm hopeful for that too

[indigo mesa]

this is such ante 1 death incarnate and i’m here for it

[dim thicket]

but at the end of the day the game is still good and local thunk is one guy doing his best so however long i gotta wait for the update is fine enough by me

[dim thicket]

rental on black deck

[heady fable]

That boy hologram always rental

[peak crest]

i’m playing grimbo

[heady fable]

I do not trust google ai

[peak crest]

is it ridiculous to say

[steep star]

do i sell one triboulet for mail in for rebate? I score ~112 in one hand

[dim thicket]

please go into the faq channel and read what it says

that is not correct

[peak crest]

i want to sell this yorick for a card sharp

[serene forge]

this is golden

[dim thicket]

no

what's better is better

[frank notch]

yes

[dim thicket]

ummmm honestly i'd sell perkeo

you already got a lot of copies and so i think keeping the trib matters more since that's a LOT of score

[heady fable]

You need an econ joker asap

[peak crest]

i have not built it at all since i got it

[frank notch]

you really should

[steep star]

am I safe for scaling with that? most of my score is from percocet + observatory

[peak crest]

i’m

[dim thicket]

it is still way to inconsistent to be always trusted

[peak crest]

running grimbo

[frank notch]

-5 +mult for 2 xmult is way better

[peak crest]

i can’t really build it without sacrificing grimbo mult which kinda sucks

[dim thicket]

and also the guy who makes the game literally has the answer only a few channels above you

[frank notch]

worth it

[dim thicket]

if the ai puts out untrustworthy information then it too is untrustworthy

[peak crest]

either way i just realized i have a dead weight joker that i'm just gonna sell for card sharp

[vivid stump]

what

[dim thicket]

i will blame everything that spreads misinformation 👍

[steep star]

?

[frank notch]

DO NOT SELL YORICK OH MY GOD

[dim thicket]

sorry mb

ummm

[peak crest]

that’s not what i meant

[frank notch]

oh sorry

[dim thicket]

probably?

[indigo mesa]

so anyways i died

[peak crest]

i had photograph that i picked up early game and lowkey just

forgot about

[dim thicket]

both of you

[peak crest]

because i started playing on autopilot a little

[dim thicket]

for spreading the information that is incorrect without knowing whether it's true

and also

in this situation google is a trillion dollar company

they are not a child

[frank notch]

if the kid has common sense its both at faukt

[dim thicket]

and should be held to the standard of a company people go too for information

if they are spreading misinformation

they are at fault

[heady fable]

It is failing at its job of providing truthful credible information

[dim thicket]

if the people in control of it don't know what they're doing

[frank notch]

i think its the sources' fault for being unreliable and the ai's fault for picking bad sources

[heady fable]

Also notice how we are blaming Google, not the ai

[frank notch]

and hallucinating

[nova mantle]

I LOVE EARLY ROCKET RAHHH

[dim thicket]

typing in all caps doesn't make you right

[nova mantle]

Getting 11 dollars per round is so yummy

[dim thicket]

both are at fault

you are wrong

[vivid stump]

why yall arguing bout this

[heady fable]

You could scroll down and read the info yourself and come to your own conclusion

[dim thicket]

looking at the faq channel shows that you are, the conversatoin is over and i will no longer enagage with this bc we're supposed to be talkign about balatro

[dim thicket]

W rocket

[heady fable]

Like it's that easy to think for yourself

Do I need to demonstrate critical thinking to you

?

[vivid stump]

bro talk about this in off-topic please

[heady fable]

True ...

[frank notch]

wall? is that a balatro reference?

joker? is that a balatro reference?

[peak crest]

not agreeing with your opinion ≠ brick wall but i don’t feel like getting into this argument besides this

ancient

[heady fable]

Legendary? Like legendary jokers from balatro??

[peak crest]

i love ancient joker

eh i mean

[frank notch]

blackboard

[nova mantle]

Tonight we win

[vivid stump]

hologram

[heady fable]

Obelisk

[peak crest]

blueprint is objectively one of the better jokers but that’s the boring answer

so for me ancient

[vivid stump]

hologram

[heady fable]

Hologram feels like it should be rare

[vivid stump]

no wait we're all wrong

egg

[nova mantle]

My heart says lucky cat

[dim thicket]

trading card

[nova mantle]

My brain says bus tho

[dim thicket]

wonder why that is,, /silly

[vivid stump]

either egg or banana

[frank notch]

its definitely blackboard

[vivid stump]

bus 🤢

[dim thicket]

by banana do you mean both michel and cav or just cav?

[vivid stump]

michel is the better one of the two

[peak crest]

wow speak of the devil i guess

[frank notch]

ant -> insect -> living creature -> animal -> ox -> balatro

[dim thicket]

best? idk. but def very good

[frank notch]

red -> color -> balatro has colors

[dim thicket]

really? interesting

[frank notch]

*color

*co lor

[dim thicket]

usually i want it to give anything BUT red seals lmao

[vivid stump]

wait for c++ do you need to get all the other stickers first

[frank notch]

discord is making me british

[vivid stump]

purple seals and blue seals are peak

[frank notch]

matter -> antimatter -> antimatter voucher -> balatro

[heady fable]

Had a good blackboard run the other day and lost to unluckt draw (i drew 5 of the 6 diamonds remaining in my deck one after the other), couldn't play it either cause I needed to play a flush for that one round

[vivid stump]

misprint might be the most gambly joker in the game

[dim thicket]

trueeeee

[heady fable]

Thank god I already got gold stake on it

[vivid stump]

i just lost a amazing wee joker run bc my misprint sold me

the misprint gave me 3 mult i swear

nope

[dim thicket]

on paper yes but iin the context of the game i think bloodstone is more so bc you're keeping it a lot logner usually and it failing often means a lot more then misprint failing. but that's just how I feel on it

[vivid stump]

i think bloodstone is the best of the suit gemstones

[slow iris]

shenanigans going on here

[vivid stump]

this is not true

[rigid mesa]

What if they added: shop tag joker (name pending)
When a tag is gained by skipping a blind, go to the shop

[vivid stump]

if u deckfix enough you can get idol to only pick one card

[dim thicket]

i would disagree. you can make idol perfectly lucky with deck fixing, and you need a whole ass other joker to do the same with bloodstone

[heady fable]

Yeah and there are more options for bloodstone to fail rather than misprint (5 times with no retriggers v Once)

[dim thicket]

oh true i didn't even think of that!

[heady fable]

I wish there was a joker that made 7's be scored as lucky cards or something

[dim thicket]

probably yeah

[rigid mesa]

Thoughts?

[heady fable]

My favorite number needs some love 💔

[dim thicket]

they're all good imo but it's either bloodstone or arrowhead and chips are easier to come by for flushes which is how you're usually gonna want to play them so

[vivid stump]

what about lucky cards they pretty gambly too

[rigid mesa]

Oops

[dim thicket]

it really does

[vivid stump]

even with oops its 2/15 or 2/20

[heady fable]

Arrowhead on plasma my beloved

[dim thicket]

fair enough

i just think you have more control over that then finding a specific joker

[heady fable]

Yeah but usually you aren't relying on them for score they're just a money generator

[rigid mesa]

Dear god

[vivid stump]

yes

[heady fable]

1250 chips per flush 🔥

[vivid stump]

bp in pack and bs in shop + invis joker

[vivid stump]

i still lost on ante 10 sadly

it was more like 1700 for some reason

[heady fable]

Yeah that's usually what happens with chip builds on plasma

[dim thicket]

so many chips you can call that shit a Chuy's

[vivid stump]

that build can only get you around 500k in total

[slow iris]

hiker is fun when you can actually get it to work

[vivid stump]

no

[heady fable]

Had a really big wee one run (almost 2k), still died pretty early into endless though

[dim thicket]

chips don't scale as well as xmult on higher antes

[vivid stump]

yea

i think bull wouldve been better than arrowhead

[heady fable]

Make them hearts and get a bloodstone

[slow iris]

no

[vivid stump]

the bp texture pack is cool

[heady fable]

Aw man 🥀

[vivid stump]

its literally for flushed

flushes

[heady fable]

Ghost is better and I will hear no other opinion

[cloud minnow]

Do I still need to buy it?

[dim thicket]

its def good yeah

[slow iris]

the optimal play probably

[dim thicket]

i still think yellow is the best but chekcered is up ther

[slow iris]

but also it's boring..........

[dim thicket]

uhhh i probably would over buisness card

[heady fable]

But what if hiker wants a friend?

[slow iris]

never

[vivid stump]

a the world?

what that

[slow iris]

good cryptid appearance

[vivid stump]

omen globe is peak

[dim thicket]

me when im hunting monsters for content:

[vivid stump]

ohhh

i thought that stood for around the world lmao

[slow iris]

no xmult required

[surreal spruce]

hi pookie

sup chud

[slow iris]

i haven't played a single one yet

[surreal spruce]

it is i

[humble gulch]

It can't be, it's @surreal spruce

[slow iris]

thank goodness i got a luchador

[surreal spruce]

[humble gulch]

Yeah, thank goodness

Sell hiker.

[slow iris]

i almost accidentally won with a throwaway hand fml

here's a single glass card

yay

[cloud minnow]

……

130...

[humble gulch]

You didn't sell hiker :(

[cursive lion]

you better adopt the lucky cat or so help me 🗣️

[slow iris]

yeah.

[slow iris]

spoiler alert i did not

[cursive lion]

fucked up

[humble gulch]

I can't read that, therefore it can't hurt me

[dim thicket]

wiat that's a thing

[humble gulch]

Teto

[dim thicket]

i need to be playing this

[dim thicket]

PEARTO

[slow iris]

if i hadn't played the glass card this would've been xmultless gold stake

oh well

[dim thicket]

mods, send queens

[slow iris]

[humble gulch]

Where's Osage

[slow iris]

over there