🕹・game-discussion

[harsh quarry]

Let's go

I won yessss

[arctic dirge]

guys am i winning

[arctic dirge]

nat negative chad btw

[junior horizon]

||Happy April Fools||

[harsh quarry]

Fuck

Endless run time woohoo

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[harsh quarry]

I deleted it

I finally learned

[rapid patio]

I copied bloodstone with blueprint I'm evil

[harsh quarry]

With all 6s that could actually be good

[rapid patio]

It's perfect

Flawless

[ornate plover]

is there a seed that gives u perkeo and hanged man

[harsh quarry]

Shhh

[serene forge]

i hate you

[rapid patio]

I copied it again with brainstorm

You can't stop me

438 xmult is insane oh my god

[harsh quarry]

🎲

I ordered the blueprints wronf

I'm a chud

[rapid patio]

I have won

[rapid patio]

This is almost what my deck is

[arctic dirge]

guys my glass broke and my driver license crashed into a wall

help

[harsh quarry]

[rapid patio]

Damn that sucks good luck though

[south path]

im playing photophotophotochad rn

if i run into the plant im actually so cooked

[arctic dirge]

turns out i had 32 levels on Four of a Kind so its ok👍👍👍👍

[south path]

im on ante 5

[arctic dirge]

totally forgot lol

[south path]

dont even hvae multiple chads so glass cards wont save me

im so cooked bro

praying i dont find the plant

[harsh quarry]

I def lost

I would've won if I got hang man like more than twice

Or the one that deleted 5 cards

[rapid patio]

I've been saying this man

[compact gazelle]

immolate op

[harsh quarry]

Yes

[compact gazelle]

anything you desire
set it on fire

[harsh quarry]

Name a card

Joker

Any joker

[rapid patio]

Joker

[arctic dirge]

chicot

my king

[harsh quarry]

Name a number

Any number

[compact gazelle]

seeing double

[rapid patio]

1

[compact gazelle]

2

[arctic dirge]

7

[harsh quarry]

7 chicots it is

[south path]

guys i got a soul or ectoplasm

im playing photophotophotochad

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[south path]

so what should i tak e

???

[serene forge]

take barrel launcher

[south path]

wait can u actually answer

[serene forge]

soul

[south path]

because if i get chicot im gonna die

ok

[serene forge]

why

[random lark]

run wasn't free i swear (immolate erosion start)

[serene forge]

you have photochad

[ivory girder]

-14.152+36.89i

[south path]

should i sell card sharp or holo smiley face

[arctic dirge]

whoops i almost died

[south path]

?

[serene forge]

smileyu

[south path]

ok

[harsh quarry]

Seed is 67

[south path]

thx

[serene forge]

seems legit

[arctic dirge]

i forgot to use my red seal polychrome glass nine of hearts

[harsh quarry]

Ignore the negative I accidentally cycled too far

[south path]

I GOT TRIB

[harsh quarry]

[south path]

YES

NO CHICOT

HOLY SHIT

IM SO HAPPY

YEAYYYYSSS

[harsh quarry]

Name a joker any joker

[arctic dirge]

chicot is goat wdym

cloud 9

[harsh quarry]

Name a number

[arctic dirge]

9

cuz thats my build rn

[south path]

yo

guys

should i sell card s harp rn

for

hologram

or nah

[rapid patio]

70 is such a weird number

[lean parcel]

I’m never gonna recreate this run I used up all my luck🙏

[woven spire]

ion wanna

[mint jetty]

Daily reminder to not build flushes ( i also had the discard voucher)

[plush bramble]

Nebula deck is being a pain for me

[south path]

guys

im using photophotophotochad

trib

and sock

and cardsharp

should i sell cardsharp for chad

actually no chad

i lied

photophotophotosock

[versed sable]

i think nebula was my least favorite deck to c+ (after Black deck)

[south path]

and cardsharp

and trib

do i sell cardsharp for chad

[versed sable]

yes

it's 2 more triggers of (x2 x2) -> Chad is x8

[mint jetty]

Of course

[pale wolf]

hey balatrocord

its time for me to start my daily routine of balatrodle once again

[noble mango]

Do i drop polychrome rebate for foil trio?

[summer pollen]

Man im on a roll

[frank notch]

I keep consistently getting a soul on every charm tag ante 1, how do i fix this?

[mint jetty]

What's your lineup?

[versed sable]

either go play the lottery, or turn off your mods

[upper spade]

It's a bit of a pain in the ass to start with.
If you can get lucky at the start. It should be smooth sailing from there.

[frank notch]

dammit i accidentally had a mod that auto searched

[versed sable]

nebula is just like
approximately the same effect as blue seals, but it makes blue seals worse
there's very little upside imo

[frank notch]

better turn that off

[pale wolf]

today's balatrodle in 2:
spoiler ||like this||

[noble mango]

Holo Scawy face
Chrome Rebate
Chrome Rebate (ahnkhgd)
Buprint
Holo

[clear kettle]

well thats awkward

[mint jetty]

What hand are you playing?

[upper spade]

Nebula can be fun mid to late game.
It's early game that sucks.

[frank notch]

balatrodle in 2

[pale wolf]

more hands than discards

[noble mango]

5 oak kings

[mint jetty]

You dont need scary face

[noble mango]

I got like 17 random varianted kings in deck

[mint jetty]

At that point

I'd drop scary face

[noble mango]

Some have foil or bonus or mult or steel or gold
Multiple random suits

But it's all kings

[versed sable]

i'd argue it's worse lategame lol
it's mildly useful early if you don't have blue seals, but you can't use multiple blue seals (or mime + blue seal) without two consumables
early you can get a couple levels i guess but it doesn't matter as much without a joker anyway

[noble mango]

So i should keep my triple rebate
(Blueprint copying rebate

[mint jetty]

Yes

Copy trio when scoring

[noble mango]

What about fourth rebate

Invis joker showed up

I mean these reroll prices went crazy for sure

[noble mango]

Not the holo?

[mint jetty]

What's hologram at?

[noble mango]

3.8

[mint jetty]

Copy holo then

Are you going for endless?

[noble mango]

No

This ante 7 already

[mint jetty]

Thats pretty much a win already

Is it gold stake?

[serene forge]

3/31/26 balatrodle in 2

[noble mango]

So do i go for the 4th rebate or no

[noble mango]

Nope

Just playing funny white stake

Because im bored of pairslop photochad spam woth the exact same jokers

[mint jetty]

Ok then, I would tell you to drop something for gold stickers but

[serene forge]

photograph is not a pair jonkler

[mint jetty]

Can be

[fiery nymph]

i wouldnt recommend it

[slow iris]

you need a lot of pair levels for it to do much

[fiery nymph]

photochad scales off the planets and a single mult sucks for that

[noble mango]

Anyways
Banana is always good

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[mint jetty]

Yes but it's possible

[mint jetty]

Thank you for identifying yourself

[serene forge]

nobody asked if it was possible

[noble mango]

That's why lit joker was there no?

He's so lit he got burnt

[mint jetty]

You didn't need to be rude 😭

[fiery nymph]

if you got a burnt theres better things to level up

[serene forge]

how is being direct rude?

[upper spade]

I'm running off money and a level 3 Straight.

[fiery nymph]

why are you getting flamed today 💔

sob

[serene forge]

i mean i don't even care

[noble mango]

Which

I used to try and level up my full house it sometimes isn't there

[serene forge]

i'm just confused how that's rude lmao

sorry i guess?

[fiery nymph]

why would you do full houses

[noble mango]

I had to use up all my hands to level full house

[fiery nymph]

thats not an easy hand to use burnt on

[mint jetty]

Thank you i guess

[serene forge]

tip 1 don't use full hourse with burned joker

[noble mango]

Then what

If pairs suck

[serene forge]

tip 2 don't use full hourse in general it sucks

[serene forge]

high card

[fiery nymph]

its for photochad

so probably 3oak

[serene forge]

oh

yeah 3oak would be best

[upper spade]

This game gave me another eco Joker.
When I've already got two.

[mint jetty]

Yea 3oak is fine, you just need a little bit of deck fixing

[fiery nymph]

such a slight amount

[hybrid tendon]

balatrodle in 3

[mint jetty]

Yea a small amount

[fiery nymph]

with like a single strength you can probably play 3oak

[serene forge]

heyyyy 💜

[mint jetty]

Same number or different numbers?

[noble mango]

I just realized that playing with only legendary jokers is harder than normal

[mint jetty]

Or it doesn't matter

[fiery nymph]

ur better off with 2 of the same

since ur focusing on one rank

also makes it easier for the 3oak>4oak>flush5 pivot

[humble gulch]

I love three of a kind

[slow iris]

this is also possible

just get 96 pair levels

easy

[serene forge]

least overpowered burned joker run:

[fiery nymph]

optimal burnt usage

level104 straight

[obsidian lotus]

lmao the game is just forcing me atp

[mint jetty]

C'mon playing pairs with photochad is 100 times easier then that

[serene forge]

bye swash

[south path]

guys

is there any way

to see past seeds

i just

clicked main menu

[slow iris]

not in vanilla

[south path]

with a seed that gives photophotophotochad in ante 4

or 3

and trib

and sock

and

yeah

[humble gulch]

Just get five burnt jokers

[mint jetty]

Maybe in the game files

[slow iris]

well you can still see it if you haven't started a new run yet

[south path]

oh shit i have a recording

yeah

[smoky bobcat]

is it supposed to do this

[south path]

do you guys want the seed

its pretyt nioce

you get invis joker

and trib later on too

[slow iris]

this isn't vanilla behavior

[fiery nymph]

im getting mogged

[south path]

yeah doesnt it say naneinf lmao

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[obsidian lotus]

no need had already sold joker

[humble gulch]

88/150 is really good, you're already better than 35% of players

[fiery nymph]

i want to have a c++ next to my name so bad

its just a matter of time i have the skill

[obsidian lotus]

Take banana?

[fiery nymph]

😭

[mint jetty]

What do you mean? You don't have Pokémons in your game?

[humble gulch]

Spanish kicking in

[south path]

W4WYSIU8

who wants

very nice seed

[humble gulch]

Or french, I guess

Or italian

[fiery nymph]

thats the official spelling

[mint jetty]

Doesn't pokemon have a "é"?

[stoic mirage]

Yup

[south path]

it does

[mint jetty]

I'm Brazillian btw

[humble gulch]

I didn't know...

[fiery nymph]

i dont blame you

[slow iris]

i didn't notice that ngl

[humble gulch]

I forgot portuguese existed...

[mint jetty]

It's ok lol

[fiery nymph]

i need chicot

i also need some rares

[woven spire]

I JUST BOUGHT EGG

[fiery nymph]

baron, hit the road, and stuntman

[mint jetty]

You mean for gold stickers?

[fiery nymph]

yes

[serene forge]

I hate Baron

[fiery nymph]

and im halfway thru commons and uncommons

[mint jetty]

Stuntman is easy

[humble gulch]

Hit the road and stuntman are really easy

[fiery nymph]

i never fix to jacks

[mint jetty]

You just need to find it

[fiery nymph]

idk how i dont have stuntman yet lol

[mint jetty]

Hit the road is funny

[fiery nymph]

😭

oh also the tribe

im sneaking the tribe and baron on a good run

im not actually playing them legitimately

[south path]

what does hit the road even do i dont even have it unlocked

[smoky bobcat]

well now you get a free $2 off your blueprint

[mint jetty]

I remember that somehow I got my baron gold sticker with an actual baron build in my first save file

[smoky bobcat]

0.5x mult per jack discarded, resets on end of round

its alright

[humble gulch]

Gains x0.5 mult for every jack discarded, resets at the end of the round

[fiery nymph]

but like i never fix to jacks lol

[south path]

thats pretty nice

[fiery nymph]

inferior suit choice

i dont play face cards

😭

[south path]

i only play face cards

[smoky bobcat]

you have to fix to 9s

[humble gulch]

Bad idea

[smoky bobcat]

free cloud 9 value

[woven spire]

well fuck u

[south path]

the plant fucked my run in school

[fiery nymph]

i usually fix to 8s or aces

[humble gulch]

Credit card in the new run button

[viral raft]

in buffon from the right theres a credit card

[south path]

i learnt to not rely on it

that much

[mint jetty]

If i'm deckfixing for facecards i like to deckfix for jacks because i think hit the road is funny

[humble gulch]

I like bread so fucking much

[fiery nymph]

im guessing i play pairs with htr?

[serene forge]

i love hrt

[south path]

bread is so ass

i hate bread

[woven spire]

yall lied to me

[mint jetty]

Hit road the

[smoky bobcat]

can you stop being wrong for a second im trying to play balatro

[woven spire]

WHO tf is bread

[south path]

only sourdough

every other bread is ass

[fiery nymph]

food

[smoky bobcat]

like the thing from real life

[serene forge]

your palette is clearly

[mint jetty]

Bread is like the best joker in the game

[woven spire]

i only know about balatro

[humble gulch]

Me when there's 1,000+ kinds of bread

[south path]

ye

all of them are inferior to sourdough

[smoky bobcat]

its like the food jokers but you can hold it irl

[fiery nymph]

i stickered perkeo today

[south path]

oisnt that so cool

[fiery nymph]

its a good day

im getting like 5 stickers a day i think thats fine

[woven spire]

does it give mult or chips

[clear kettle]

ow

[serene forge]

how no sticker on gronkler

[smoky bobcat]

it gives bread

[smoky bobcat]

a delicious meal

[humble gulch]

Bread exists since 2,000 b. C. 💔

[south path]

tyes

sourdough is the best

[mint jetty]

I like to teleport bread

[fiery nymph]

is flying away

[smoky bobcat]

bread exists until i enter the same room as it

[fiery nymph]

i think its bugged idk

it was like my 5th sticker

[woven spire]

does this mean planets give me money?

[humble gulch]

I wish

[mint jetty]

It means you only have 4 joker slots

[humble gulch]

Dreaming is free

[serene forge]

bbc value

[fiery nymph]

my first stickers were like spare trousers, golden joker, and hologram

[woven spire]

huhhhhhhhhh

i think i only have 3

[fiery nymph]

thats back when i thought spare trousers was actually for two pairs

i was a chud

[mint jetty]

The first astronomer counts

The second is -1 joker slot

[humble gulch]

I love three legged cowboy runs

[mint jetty]

And a little bit of temperance value

[smoky bobcat]

it means you get $3 more on your temperance :)

[serene forge]

*4

[smoky bobcat]

holy shit value

id trade one of my joker slots for $4 rn

[obsidian lotus]

should I take ankh it copies blueprint

[humble gulch]

No

[smoky bobcat]

it hits blueprint every time

[obsidian lotus]

but then I only have photo

[smoky bobcat]

i think you should oujia just for fun

[obsidian lotus]

it gives 3s

so no

skip ig

[smoky bobcat]

holy smokes

[humble gulch]

Free pair levels

[smoky bobcat]

ive got a blueprint too

[weary depot]

genuinely what the fuck happened

[smoky bobcat]

might as well

[cloud minnow]

Do you want this?

or pass

I don't know if there are any Chinese people here, but I am from Taiwan.

[smoky bobcat]

best of both worlds

[weary depot]

most insane setup to beat gold stake

Square joker was of no use

[smoky bobcat]

do you need two chips jokers? square and stuntman seem like theyre stepping on each others toes

[lost vault]

toes

[smoky bobcat]

feet

[lost vault]

i feel like throwback fucks up square more than stunt

[lost vault]

true ture

[smoky bobcat]

yeah the double eternal/rental combo also kinda is not great

you having $-6 means you were probably struggling all run

[errant lake]

this sounds very annoying

[humble gulch]

It is

Now the finisher blind requires 400,000 and Violet Vessel 1,200,000

[errant lake]

my inner thouhgts have been confirmed

can’t wait to suffer

[lost vault]

yeah blue deck is quite annoying

+1 hand every round but it only gives me a hand one time 🙄

[tranquil steppe]

Blue deck is super easy

[lost vault]

no shit

[errant lake]

But the $1 😢

[lost vault]

jummers

[tranquil steppe]

1.1 on the horizon

[lost vault]

poggies

[errant lake]

Where??!!!???

[harsh relic]

i would

[woven spire]

are the 8 bucks celestials worth with red card?

[smoky bobcat]

tomorrow

[indigo mesa]

thats a shitty way to die, i was starved for econ there (holo at 3.25)

[smoky bobcat]

that pair of 9s will reach 7k points trust

two pair 9s and 4s even

[woven spire]

im SO close

[frank notch]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[woven spire]

holy

[frank notch]

lol they dont even give us the app name

how are we supposed to get scammed if they dont tell us

[smoky bobcat]

"1 blocked message" and then a mods ping i wonder what that could be

[smoky merlin]

weird

auto delete not working

[woven spire]

it did work but not for that one

[smoky bobcat]

make a trap channel

just auto bans whoever posts in it

[woven spire]

huhh

thats ceremonial dagger

[smoky merlin]

great idea

ok i did it

[woven spire]

lol

[smoky bobcat]

also probably warn people to not post in it lmao

[frank notch]

it does

[smoky merlin]

great idea

[woven spire]

#ceremonial-dagger

[smoky merlin]

ok i did it

[slow iris]

it would really be cool if such channel existed

[craggy hearth]

this sounds like some kinda #ceremonial-dagger

[smoky merlin]

wow i'm on a roll today

fr?

[smoky bobcat]

hello again

[craggy hearth]

wipe

wiped off the map

[smoky bobcat]

also whoops i didnt scroll up enough

mb yall

[craggy hearth]

its all jokes dont worry ❤️

[slow iris]

rich

[woven spire]

what is that joker to the right

[humble gulch]

Let's spend it all on rerolls and find nothing 🔥

[fading dome]

I thought we were doing some sort of bad april fools joke lmao

[slow iris]

burnt

[woven spire]

a gay burnt?

[slow iris]

yup

[smoky bobcat]

i didnt have access to view it until someone gave me the # because i didnt have that bots role so i deadass didnt know it existed lol

real whoopsie daisy moment

[molten steppe]

do i take the ecto i used one befor and i have a paintbrush voucher

[fading dome]

Oh. You can access it without the role

[slow iris]

you did have access it's just hidden by default

[fading dome]

I love seeing it as my "recommended channel". Taunting me.

[slow iris]

also i don't think there's a bots role

[smoky bobcat]

yeah i mean i just didnt see it when i was scrolling the sidebar

this thing when you select roles

[fading dome]

But there is? Check out id:customize

[smoky bobcat]

gave me free access to be funny at any time

[frank notch]

if you select this do you instantly get banned

[smoky bobcat]

no

do it

[frank notch]

fuck no

[smoky bobcat]

you dont lol

i tried it

[frank notch]

i dont think its worth it

[smoky bobcat]

yippee

[frank notch]

do you just get the channel

[smoky bobcat]

yeah it doesnt give anything else

[indigo mesa]

guys what if for april fools i send a message in #ceremonial-dagger LOL LMAO

[smoky bobcat]

just exists as a fun reminder

[craggy hearth]

do it

i will not unban you

[smoky bobcat]

if you ping a bot in it and it replies you can take someone down with you

[indigo mesa]

aw man

[woven spire]

meany

[craggy hearth]

[indigo mesa]

wait that actually sounds hilarious

[woven spire]

egg.

[craggy hearth]

i mean the channel says it itself

[smoky bobcat]

it happened in a different server im in it was funny lol

[woven spire]

it says "ceremonial dagger"

how could i know

[craggy hearth]

read the contents IN the channel 💔

[indigo mesa]

meanwhile me who’s not a bot:

[frank notch]

ceremonial dagger kills jokers

like the channel kills (bans) bots

and stupid people

[woven spire]

ahhhhh IN the channel

gotchaa

[smoky bobcat]

you must be a real jokester if you send messages in #ceremonial-dagger

[craggy hearth]

anything but discussing abt the game 😭

[indigo mesa]

if theres a way to make this channel not show up as “suggested” that would be nice 😭

[smoky bobcat]

on pc you can click an x on the side

to get rid of it

[indigo mesa]

this pareidolia is the #ceremonial-dagger of balatro

[smoky bobcat]

you can prob tap and hold on mobile

[smoky bobcat]

think of the buisness card value

it would be so worth

dont worry about what might happen later

[indigo mesa]

i can add to channel list if thats helpful

[smoky bobcat]

you can favourite it so you can come back to it later

[indigo mesa]

“aw man now all my cards are face down! shucks…”

[smoky bobcat]

just in case

[smoky bobcat]

flip them back over duh

ezpz

[indigo mesa]

is balatro stupid

[smoky bobcat]

go to 0.5 gamespeed and use a tarot to flip and see each card

[craggy hearth]

"something in balatro is the ceremonial dagger of balatro"

[smoky bobcat]

just get perkeo and 20 tarots

ez

[indigo mesa]

what do you have a better contender?

[smoky bobcat]

oh my god i can invite people to chat in it

is that a threat

[craggy hearth]

there's this one joker called ceremonial dagger

have u heard of it

[smoky bobcat]

i dont have it unlocked yet

spoilers

[indigo mesa]

ok but i missed the part where you share the correlation between ceremonial dagger and #ceremonial-dagger

[craggy hearth]

I'm lowkey curious if mods are impervious to the ban

[smoky bobcat]

convince someone else to do it

[molten steppe]

Do i take the ecto i have paintbrush joker and i used one befor hand on the mime?

[smoky bobcat]

localthunk needs your help to test by talking in #ceremonial-dagger only real balatroheads will reply

[slow iris]

try it!

[fading dome]

Please sir, can I have some more "I wonder if mods can tag @ everyone"

[indigo mesa]

😭

[craggy hearth]

don't worry it doesn't work on us anymore

that option was disabled last time

[indigo mesa]

im so hungry i could eat an <@&1289185002432757784>

[craggy hearth]

i hope that didn't ping people

[indigo mesa]

it didnt or else the chat would suddenly be spammed with “WHO TF PINGED ME”

[smoky bobcat]

you should give us access to /tts

[craggy hearth]

true...

[smoky bobcat]

it would help our balatro playing experience

[craggy hearth]

i'd be burned alive

and no

i wouldn't do it anyways 😭

[smoky bobcat]

you can use /tts but only in ceremonial dagger

[craggy hearth]

i WILL give you access to post messages in ceremonial dagger, however 👀

[smoky bobcat]

make your message count

[craggy hearth]

boom just did it

[indigo mesa]

OH MY GOD IS THIS REAL

[smoky bobcat]

thank god

[indigo mesa]

@indigo mesa has been banned. #ceremonial-dagger claimed another victim

[smoky bobcat]

we should move our conversation to over there now that we can

[frank notch]

imagine if he actually gets banned

[serene forge]

this game is too difficult 😡

[craggy hearth]

bro this isn't bloons TD6 why did you just use an IMF Loan 😭

[smoky bobcat]

you gotta play an 18th flush

you were one off sorry

[fading dome]

Inspiring numbers in the bank account

[smoky bobcat]

tooth moment

[frank notch]

credit card abuse

[smoky bobcat]

maybe dont skip for a foil joker right before a boss blind next time

:(

[craggy hearth]

story of my life

[humble gulch]

You got past round 4, of course it's difficult

[terse dock]

lolhappy can you enable external bot commands i want to send my dingaling

[woven spire]

mom or dad"

[terse dock]

Raff pays itself prob

[woven spire]

yeah it would

[terse dock]

Only way it doesnt is if it generates any combination of splash, jimbo, and credit card

[smoky bobcat]

i mean its probably the optimal play even though its rental rn just because what are you going to brainstorm

you could brainstorm a riff raff and get extra jokers

[woven spire]

yh ill take it

hurts to leav bs

[craggy hearth]

❓

[humble gulch]

Riff raff can be anything, even a brainstorm

[craggy hearth]

i scroll reels for like 3 minutes and come back to this

[terse dock]

dms

[smoky bobcat]

riff raff can give negatives so you never know

you could get infinite jokers

think of all the jimbos

you can even get wokers baby

[woven spire]

Mods dont get a break

crunch.

[frank notch]

+69 mult destroys itself if hand contains a straight

[smoky bobcat]

on your phone at work? wow

[serene forge]

and sly

and jolly

[terse dock]

fml I forgot about m

[smoky bobcat]

yeah but youd keep those anyways

helps with scoring

[serene forge]

true

[smoky bobcat]

ez

think of all the +chips

[frank notch]

5 eternal stuntmans are better

[smoky bobcat]

i wish riff raff could give eternal rentals

mr thunk please

[terse dock]

painted deck and both brushes and negative juggler would survive

[indigo mesa]

im gonna hold your knee while i say this

[frank notch]

diamond stake: stickers have greater effects (perishables decay in 3 rounds, rentals take away 5$)

[smoky bobcat]

brainstorm should be a common its worse than blueprint after all

[woven spire]

Antimatter stake: kills your family

[humble gulch]

... What...

[smoky bobcat]

hes grabbing you by the knees duh

[humble gulch]

I don't know but that sound intimate

[indigo mesa]

bullshit stake: makes you shit your pants when you lose the blind

[smoky bobcat]

localthunk shits in your pants when you play a two pair

new joker unlocked

thats why the two pair joker is pants

[terse dock]

(Occurs before Bones)

[indigo mesa]

no dummy theyre trousers

[smoky bobcat]

theyre the spare

once yours are full of cr*p

sorry had to censor it

dont ban pls

[frank notch]

gray stake: win ante is 38, baron and mime do not appear in shop

[humble gulch]

We'r censoring everthing nw

[smoky bobcat]

so true

[humble gulch]

SHUT UP

💔

[smoky bobcat]

wait you can send images here but not gifs

wtf

[versed sable]

eats the gif perms

[upper spade]

I don't think I give Blackboard enough appriecation.

[terse dock]

You can send klipy gifs

[humble gulch]

You can send downloaded gifs

[terse dock]

No you cant

[indigo mesa]

lots of options here

[indigo mesa]

wait what? actually?

[smoky bobcat]

did this work

[humble gulch]

Did you know not skipping it's an option ❤️‍🩹

[terse dock]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cum-1

[indigo mesa]

skipping makes photograph obviously

[indigo mesa]

great example gif 😐

[terse dock]

Im on mobile and it was the only one I had saved

I still have tenor on mobile

[indigo mesa]

https://klipy.com/gifs/balatro-wheel-of-fortune

[terse dock]

https://klipy.com/gifs/rickroll-never-gonna-give-you-up-9

Oh wow

The block just doesnt work

Ok

[terse dock]

Good to know

[noble mango]

You can post gif now?

[slow iris]

automod doesn't check uploaded file names

[indigo mesa]

only klipy gifs

[smoky bobcat]

what the fuck

[terse dock]

So you cant say . gif anymore

[indigo mesa]

well yea

[smoky bobcat]

this is literally just this gif

[weary elm]

yeah i have a couple gifs downloaded but they don’t work

[indigo mesa]

you have to copy the text for the embed link

[smoky bobcat]

shucks

[indigo mesa]

#🕹・game-discussion message

[indigo mesa]

whoops lol

[weary elm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/716318839352328242/1349183947682222110/oaWiI6s.gif?ex=69cdbe77&is=69cc6cf7&hm=dfe5f8dfdb0117cb0054db36e96942b55f87063a792ae40eeb7edb5a3064107e&

holy crap it worked

[thick fossil]

World's most running runner

[indigo mesa]

wait WTF YOURE RIGHT

I STARRED THE GIF AND ITS NOT KLIPY, HOW TF 😭

[peak crest]

son

[smoky bobcat]

yeah you need to send it manually each time

[indigo mesa]

tell us your ways

[frank notch]

usain bolt in balatro

[smoky bobcat]

its just from the discord presaved gifs that wont work

ig

[indigo mesa]

i would genuinely sell tribe

[terse dock]

Usain Balatro

[plush sail]

Guys i need a n advice should i take hanging chad or Nah?

[thick fossil]

oh no i should've rerolled boss blind shouldn't i

[indigo mesa]

yes obviously 😭

[smoky bobcat]

could also be her civil chatter role

idk

[weary elm]

my gif is a discord media link

[noble mango]

Brainstorm firat shop
Take it or leave it
(Black deck)

[plush sail]

Yes and replace who

[peak crest]

for… eternal negative egg? 😭

[plush sail]

My jokers aren't the best

[peak crest]

i guess it’s like

[indigo mesa]

flower pot probably

[humble gulch]

It isn't negative tho

[peak crest]

temperance value

[terse dock]

Negative runner turns purple doesnt he

[plush sail]

Dude if i lost the run i will blame you

[indigo mesa]

ok then sell cloud 9 sheesh

[smoky bobcat]

yeah but sending it via discord still wont work lmao

[humble gulch]

What...

[smoky bobcat]

i think its just anything from the menu

[terse dock]

Nvm

Disregar

D

I blundered

[indigo mesa]

https://klipy.com/gifs/balatro-true-balatro-true-shop

[frank notch]

you have to upload the file

[thick fossil]

honestly i would buy this

[weary elm]

no i agree but if you send it, then copy the link of the gif that you sent, and then send that it works

see

[smoky bobcat]

https://klipy.com/gifs/balatro-true-balatro-true-shop

[weary elm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/716318839352328242/1349183947682222110/oaWiI6s.gif?ex=69cdbe77&is=69cc6cf7&hm=dfe5f8dfdb0117cb0054db36e96942b55f87063a792ae40eeb7edb5a3064107e&

[smoky bobcat]

yeah lol

its just mildly more complicated for some reason

[weary elm]

mods won’t like that we can do this

but i had to share my peak gif with the world

[terse dock]

We must keep the sacred knowledge hidden

[weary elm]

been holding on to this bad boy since october

[terse dock]

Just like you and the CIA in 1963 with the civil rights act

[frank notch]

what is knowledge but to be shared?

[weary elm]

not the worst thing that happened to me in 1963

[smoky bobcat]

mods are gonna take you to #ceremonial-dagger for this one king 😔

[terse dock]

Touché.

[terse dock]

Is the route taken or the destination worse

[smoky bobcat]

second worst thing thats happened to john f kennedy

[indigo mesa]

fuck offff thisll be the summit

[smoky bobcat]

gift card coming in clutch

[terse dock]

First was crashing his Cadillac

is that too niche

[weary elm]

man i hated when it comedically flipped over

[smoky bobcat]

you need those chips so you gotta keep the crafty obv

[weary elm]

nothing bad ever happens to the kennedys tho

[frank notch]

his assassination is like 12th

[terse dock]

Guess not

[smoky bobcat]

nothing bad ever happened

[drowsy rain]

Probably needs another chip joker on top of that tbh

[smoky bobcat]

summit is foil dwdw

[drowsy rain]

i was joking but you’re not wrong

[terse dock]

sick kickflip

[smoky bobcat]

points are points

makes the number go bigger

[weary elm]

bonus points if you land it

i’m just not that skilled yet tho

[smoky bobcat]

the gif stops before the landing so we can never be too sure what happens

shrodingers kickflip

[indigo mesa]

WAIT I THINK I CAN GET INVIS TO COPY THE TRADING CARD

[weary elm]

if i don’t see the car land it’s both in a state of landing and crashing at the same time

[frank notch]

nope

[weary elm]

why are you discussing balatro

[drowsy rain]

That way you can destroy a card twice bang

[smoky bobcat]

oh my god youre so right and the gift card will give $2 to the invis joker before you sell it too

ez money

[terse dock]

No game discussion may happen in #🕹・game-discussion

[smoky bobcat]

you can talk about the game in #ceremonial-dagger

[weary elm]

game discussion should move to #ceremonial-dagger for the day

[indigo mesa]

if we’re gonna talk about #ceremonial-dagger we should at least do it there

[weary elm]

this is a great game of chicken

i’ll do it if you do it

you do it first tho

but dude i PROMISE ill do it back

[terse dock]

Hold on let me call up my buddy Kuni

[drowsy rain]

I heard if you post in there, you win balatro

And unlimited bacon

[weary elm]

but no bacon

[frank notch]

but no games

so your win in balatro is your final one

[plush sail]

dude I love you, u saved my run

[indigo mesa]

well im set up for life

[terse dock]

Bro's playing white stake plasma on purple stake black deck

[weary elm]

this is your last ride ever, forever

[indigo mesa]

thanks bro

[plush sail]

U deserve this

[indigo mesa]

YUMMY

[indigo mesa]

thanks but it kinda went extinct before i could eat it 💔

[smoky bobcat]

why did you retake crafty over even steven

[indigo mesa]

oh its so over what

[smoky bobcat]

why do you have faceless

[indigo mesa]

i was selling to get it to copy the chad

[indigo mesa]

moneys

[smoky bobcat]

lol real

[weary elm]

playing bro’s plasma purple stake deck stake on white black

[plush sail]

Finally i got the blue stake

This means

I will get the deck of my dreams

[weary elm]

cheetos

!!

yippee

[indigo mesa]

lolz! this run just got WAY BETTER whoops wrong egg emoji

[plush sail]

Cheetos

[indigo mesa]

obligatory happy trans day of visibility

[frank notch]

[weary elm]

cheetoes

[terse dock]

Just like dallas

[plush sail]

Slay the spire 2???

Dude

I wish i had it

[plush sail]

I play the first one till now

[frank notch]

whyd they put trans day the day before april fools

[weary elm]

i don’t know how to joke about this without being a douche

[indigo mesa]

balatro: “bet you cant boss the blind” the humble campfire

[smoky bobcat]

you cant because you only have 3 cards sorry

[plush sail]

I never understood how campfire work xd

[indigo mesa]

no face/glass even required 😭

[quaint spire]

hey guys i have 2 polychrome ride the busses in my deck with 25 mult. does paredolia synergize with this????? looking for help please

[indigo mesa]

dont even start

[weary elm]

i feel like for a server about a game about jokers, fools, and jokes, we should all be a little more hyped about april fools day

[frank notch]

imagine if releases 1.1 tomorrow

[terse dock]

@juice can you ping everyone again

[frank notch]

spam @ everyone

[weary elm]

dude it’s coming out today, thunk announced it on twitter like an hour ago

[frank notch]

i checked earlier he didnt

you cant fool me

[weary elm]

nuh uh

[indigo mesa]

paredolia wins instantly

[weary elm]

i can

check again

[frank notch]

nuh uh

[weary elm]

yuh huh

[frank notch]

nuh uh

[frank notch]

hey i was the one saying nuh uh

[weary elm]

nuh uh

i started it

[frank notch]

you cant do this to me

i started this company

[weary elm]

i can

no

[smoky bobcat]

you gotta swap now its the rules

[indigo mesa]

name one person who likes this boss blind you cant

[smoky bobcat]

sorry

[smoky bobcat]

pivot to pairs

[weary elm]

omg stop talking about balatro you nerd

[indigo mesa]

problem solved

[weary elm]

nobody actually plays balatro

[frank notch]

wrong channel, go to #ceremonial-dagger

[indigo mesa]

aw man but i liked that game

[weary elm]

we just bought it to pad thunks wallet

[smoky bobcat]

balatro is my favourite story rich game according to steam

[primal olive]

what to sell? (seeded run)

[indigo mesa]

holy strush pivot?

[primal olive]

holy jokers

[weary elm]

also what is that ipad ah aspect ratio

what kind of monitor is bro on

[indigo mesa]

unfortunately blueprint has to go

[primal olive]

rlly?

[indigo mesa]

whos gonna tell him

[indigo mesa]

yea

i mean technically you can skip the mime

and come back for it later

thats actually probably better

[primal olive]

hmmm ok

[weary elm]

tell me in #ceremonial-dagger

that way nobody sees

[plush sail]

should i be mad or lucky?

[weary elm]

L run you need to start over

it’s a bad omen

[plush sail]

😭😭😭

I started over like 20 times

[smoky bobcat]

why does the games aspect ratio bug out when you put it to this

[weary elm]

delete system32 while you’re at it

[smoky bobcat]

they didnt programme this game

[weary elm]

sorry my bad

[smoky bobcat]

its ok mr f kennedy i still love you

[weary elm]

thanks

[indigo mesa]

easy game

[indigo mesa]

this game… its just too easy

[bitter nest]

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE GOTTEN THIS FAR IN THIS GAME

[indigo mesa]

nice! hologram doing wonders as usual

[weary elm]

the spirits want to escape your monitor

let them out

[primal olive]

should i use all my planet cards, just to clone the cryptid instead

[bitter nest]

I have Hologram at x5

[slow iris]

very funky things going on

[smoky bobcat]

aspect ratio is something by whatever

[indigo mesa]

handy

[weary elm]

my aspect ratio is

[smoky bobcat]

shes shrinking

[smoky bobcat]

yeah me too

[slow iris]

square

[slow iris]

i can still actually click on stuff

[slow iris]

imagine trying to play like this

[smoky bobcat]

oh boy i sure do need 4 chips

[woven spire]

am i one of the cool guys now?

[flat tiger]

should I call this RunnerPosition or SuperRunner

[weary elm]

MODS THIS GUY IS SPAMMING CHAT WITH RANDOM IMAGES

BAN HIM

[smoky bobcat]

send his ass to #ceremonial-dagger

[smoky bobcat]

they shouldnt ban you they should just make it so you can only view/talk in #ceremonial-dagger

make you pull the trigger yourself

[lean parcel]

How good is chicot?

[weary elm]

airpod

[woven spire]

finally got c+

[smoky bobcat]

oh whoops i didnt mean for that to be a reply

my bad lmao

[bitter nest]

Goodbye Misprint, I'll always remember your +2

[weary elm]

we do a little bit of trolling

[smoky bobcat]

alright but pretty situational

[slow iris]

funny how it just does that

[drowsy rain]

vro I think your computer is trying to escape its vessel

[woven spire]

MY EYES

[bitter nest]

Nah he's fine

[smoky bobcat]

sticking it in your pocket for later

[flat tiger]

decided to farm $400 too late and died before getting there sadge

[smoky bobcat]

why are you homestuck

[weary elm]

do yall ever just

[smoky bobcat]

the only "home" im "stuck" in is star runner dot com

[drowsy rain]

Ok but at least you went down greedy

always greed

[woven spire]

true...

[slow iris]

i can barely see the cards

[weary elm]

false

[flat tiger]

I could have getting JJ to 200 mult or hologram to X10 instead... now i faield both

[smoky bobcat]

we should do balatro blindfolded

[woven spire]

leave me alone jfk, youre suposed to be dead

[smoky bobcat]

do you think theyd allow for blind speedruns

[indigo mesa]

shame i couldnt find a glass face card that woulda been HUGE

[weary elm]

your snake is looking mighty solid, boss.

[flat tiger]

is campfire and scary face even doing much with this?

[smoky bobcat]

dont delete messages coward

[indigo mesa]

lets hope this time, like the fourth time ive beaten purple stake black deck, i unlock orange

[indigo mesa]

campfire is at 7.25x

[woven spire]

what message

[weary elm]

😧

[smoky bobcat]

oh mb

[indigo mesa]

scary face, no not really

[smoky bobcat]

moral support

[weary elm]

yes, cleb, i do want to make it liquid.

[woven spire]

Hold

[weary elm]

and yes, i am talking to you, thecleber_

[bitter nest]

I lost

[flat tiger]

it feels like after ante 10 or something Xmult doesnt do much you need some crazy retriggers like red seal glass to really make the scoring matter

[indigo mesa]

scary face is moral support, campfire is caryring

[slow iris]

gaming

[bitter nest]

HOW DID I LOSE????

[woven spire]

huhh yhh wsp

[bitter nest]

IT WAS MY FIRST TIME WITH A FINAL BOSS, OH MY GOD

[weary elm]

16 bit ahh font

[bitter nest]

GOD DAMMIT

[smoky bobcat]

maybe because you couldnt see the screen through all your motion blur

[bitter nest]

MY PHONE CAMERA IS JUST DIRTY

[indigo mesa]

ok it finally unlocked 😭

[weary elm]

bro thinks he’s watching football or smth

[slow iris]

i found riff raff

i think

[weary elm]

motion smoothing ahh

[slow iris]

yeah riff raff

[smoky bobcat]

also abstract lost +mult when you sold the misprint too so it actually probably dropped your scoring quite a bit

[woven spire]

mf your pixels trying to leave the screen

[median grove]

is blue seal better or purple seal?

[lean parcel]

Worked this time🙏

[lean parcel]

It was mostly blueprint tho

[median grove]

is blue seal better or purple seal?

for pair / 3oak

[smoky bobcat]

blue

[weary elm]

your balatro wants to pull a Fat Albert (2004)

[lean parcel]

Only time I got much value out of either was when I hyperleveled my two pair with blue seal and mimes

So probably blue imo

[smoky bobcat]

its not necessiarily better its just easier to get more of the things you want; purple seal can give any tarot but blue only gives the planets youre using to win

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[serene forge]

they do different things

[slow iris]

just realized i can't see how much i'm scoring

[serene forge]

but blue is usually better

[smoky bobcat]

numbers

[humble gulch]

Balatro but I have severe glaucoma

[lean parcel]

Yo perishables seem so annoying

[smoky bobcat]

probably no letters yet

[slow iris]

idk waht this is

[serene forge]

not as annoying as they seem

really

[lean parcel]

Imagine getting smth good like a blueprint and it disappears after 5 rounds

[smoky bobcat]

common eternal