🕹・game-discussion

[dusky jasper]

abandoned is always interesting for me

[obsidian lotus]

but no photochad 🙁

pareidola trust

[dusky jasper]

fibonacci x hack?

[obsidian lotus]

weird fanfic

[ancient gyro]

says who

[obsidian lotus]

you know what this means

[obsidian lotus]

LMAO

[dusky jasper]

and then you get the Plant and everything goes to sh*t

[ancient gyro]

bank

[dusky jasper]

yeah, get mail in rebate

[obsidian lotus]

wait why is it on white stake

sad

[ancient gyro]

nah

[frank notch]

wooooooooooooowwww

[rugged bloom]

Time to kill the wackiest run I've ever gotten

[frank notch]

thank localthunk for glass cards

[dusky jasper]

Not that plant--this plant

Because paredolia makes everything face card

[quartz sail]

Second deck on Gold Stake

[ancient gyro]

the seed has plant in a7

[rugged bloom]

Seed: IHSCFDH9

[ancient gyro]

feel free to play it out

[dusky jasper]

What hand were you running?

[ancient gyro]

you can see it in the screenshot wall

[dusky jasper]

Ill try the seed 🤔

[fervent wolf]

Same here 😎

[rugged bloom]

Feel free to play this one too

[ancient gyro]

u can do it pairless to mimic my run derivative

if u wanna

[waxen dagger]

hmmm

[charred sierra]

dont

[waxen dagger]

i did for the funny

i stil win

i p sure

[echo sphinx]

lol

[boreal haven]

No reward money?!
wait... what's this-

ONLY 3 JOKER SLOTS?!

[echo sphinx]

do it for swash value

[boreal haven]

of course this challenge is called "cruelty"...

[echo sphinx]

frfr

[blazing grove]

wait how do you unlock more challenges]

[echo sphinx]

beat unlcoked ones

[median grove]

anyone play cloverpit?

[frank notch]

every challenge completed unlocks 1 more

[waxen dagger]

i did inflation!

[blazing grove]

ohhh

[boreal haven]

complete some of the unlocked ones

[blazing grove]

that makes sense

[waxen dagger]

im trying to do fragile now

[echo sphinx]

lets go gambling

[boreal haven]

nice!
good luck with low level hand types and if you find glass joker then you instantly win this run...
unless crimson heart kicks in

[echo sphinx]

tbh glass is kinda fun

[slow iris]

fragile is silly

[echo sphinx]

lol

[boreal haven]

as someone who used this high card build, yes it is pretty silly

[frank notch]

HOLY SHIT ANOTHER ONE

[echo sphinx]

highcard
looks inside
hanging chad, erosion and glass...? wtf

[summer badge]

I have bad vibes, is it chicot?

Also cute pfp

[frank notch]

no its tribby

[fiery nymph]

good vibes*

[fiery nymph]

bad vibes...

[frank notch]

ty :3

[humble gulch]

Not that hard

[lean parcel]

How rare are legendary jokers? Ive only gotten one my entire time playing

[fiery nymph]

like 3/1000 i think from arcana and spectral

packs

[humble gulch]

0.3% per slot in an arcana pack or spectral pack

[frank notch]

genuine campfire value

[summer badge]

1.5% in mega arcana packs

[lean parcel]

Damn bruh… is it more likely to get one you’ve Alr unlocked?

[boreal haven]

chad gives more X2, erosion gives a lot of mult if you have less than n cards in the whole deck so the more glass cards you break, the merrier this joker gains
burnt is for quick high card powering up and glass joker.... for the funni

[fiery nymph]

im pretty sure it gives you the ones you havent gotten yet

[echo sphinx]

not gonna lie erosion is the weakest link

[fiery nymph]

at least for stickers lol

[lean parcel]

Is there a different way to get the ones I alr unlocked?

[humble gulch]

It does

[humble gulch]

No

[boreal haven]

oh trust me, this joker gains a lot
especially on this challenge

[lean parcel]

So if I unlocked it once I can never get it again? That sounds dumb

[fiery nymph]

no

[echo sphinx]

+200 ain gonna do much when that mult goes to the millions before erosion procs

[humble gulch]

You don't need erosion if you're dependant in card effects

[lean parcel]

If there’s no other way to get the ones I alr unlocked then how does I get them?

[humble gulch]

You can get it in another soul

[fiery nymph]

you can get them later but its gonna prioritize you seeing all of them, once that happens its random

[blazing grove]

theres a higher chance of getting the ones you havent unloekd until you get them all

[lean parcel]

Oh ok

[boreal haven]

I'd rather get more mult, also in this challenge you can't get more glass cards or other cards in general I think

[rugged bloom]

Don't sell anything right

[lean parcel]

That sucks bc my perkeo got wasted the first time and I heard that’s like the best

[echo sphinx]

instant temperance value in the neg

[warm vector]

I love acient joker

[humble gulch]

For beating ante 8 not really

[echo sphinx]

its a drop in the ocean

[blazing grove]

for late game yeah

[echo sphinx]

cuz of how late erosion adds its score

[boreal haven]

erosion still does a pretty good job
although supernova does it better
also if you get more mult, why bother?

[echo sphinx]

nah erosion beats supernova no problem

[boreal haven]

eh, supernova can be pretty deadly on later antes

and a great and easy scaling mult

[frank notch]

id say yorick is the best ante 8 legendary

perkeo is second, then canio, not sure if tribby or chicot is the worst

[warm vector]

you mean joker to get 2 ante 8 or after ante 8

[echo sphinx]

fair tho

[frank notch]

get to ante 8

for an average gold stake run

[echo sphinx]

after ante 8 is the baronmime era

[fiery nymph]

trib is way worse than chicot

[warm vector]

Ive only ever gotten trib and chicot naturally but ive gotten to ante 8 every time

[frank notch]

FOUR FUCKING SOULS

[echo sphinx]

take it

u know u want it

[warm vector]

do it

[rugged bloom]

Lmfao

[warm vector]

4 chicot garunteed

[frank notch]

i got yorick

[echo sphinx]

here, win

[humble gulch]

Canio is better than Perkeo for ante 8

[echo sphinx]

get some setup and send it home

[fiery nymph]

its prolly
yorick
canio
perkeo
chicot
trib?

[warm vector]

i would say trib is top 2 for ante 8

[echo sphinx]

debatable

[humble gulch]

I'd say so

[warm vector]

if you get a sock or chad trib will get u to ante 8 alot

[fiery nymph]

outshined by perkeo so badly

[humble gulch]

You need deck fixing, econ and a lot of levels

[fiery nymph]

trib is just by definition mid

[waxen dagger]

SHATTER

[fiery nymph]

and you have a more consistent strat called idol

[echo sphinx]

if u get either 1 of the specific joker

lol

thats why we rank it low

[warm vector]

basically

[waxen dagger]

i just skipped everything and managed to get throwback

[boreal haven]

ah yes, ramen and throwback

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[boreal haven]

wait what

[warm vector]

I love bloodstone

[boreal haven]

why

[echo sphinx]

ggs

[humble gulch]

Why...

[serene forge]

no

[lime shore]

more chips then mult 😭

[waxen dagger]

glass challenge

[serene forge]

tells me everything I need to know

[humble gulch]

Ah, then fine

[echo sphinx]

probably the deck pressure of blowing itself apart

[ancient gyro]

swap chico and perky

[fiery nymph]

im okay with that too

[serene forge]

its bad

[fiery nymph]

chicot and perkeo are very similar to me

for gs

[ancient gyro]

nothing has changed in the past two years

[boreal haven]

....for what exact reason

[echo sphinx]

for me canio might be above yorick even tho they're both instnat winners

[fiery nymph]

1/2

[warm vector]

acient joker is my favourite rare

[boreal haven]

that's just a 50/50 chance it's not bad at all lmao

[serene forge]

the thing having a high chance of not doing the thing its supposed to do should be pretty self explanatory

[echo sphinx]

cuz of frigginnnn blue stakeeee

[median grove]

is showman necessary for baron mime?

[humble gulch]

Not always

[fiery nymph]

this ss makes me so happy

[ancient gyro]

for naneinf it's a stepping stone

[serene forge]

50 50 chances aren't that bad you say

[warm vector]

blue stake auctally sucks

[boreal haven]

luck issue

[boreal haven]

also something called oops all sixes exist

[median grove]

is it worth taking baron on ante 2 if i want to go baron + mime?

or should i wait

ive never done it

[echo sphinx]

sus

[warm vector]

Lucky cards are the 2nd best econ beside perk if you say otehriwise u have a luck issue

[ancient gyro]

no sane decent player would ever ask this question

[rugged bloom]

59 High Cards but Level 40 4oak

[median grove]

whats the answqer

[serene forge]

if you need one specific joker to make your joker good your joker sucks ass

[ancient gyro]

take a wild guess

[boreal haven]

that's like with most of the jokers in balatro lmao 😭

[fiery nymph]

imagine needing to depend on another joker just to play flushes 🥀

[median grove]

yes

[serene forge]

such as

[tranquil oyster]

bloodstone isn't all that bad. third best suit joker imo

[warm vector]

Opinion on acient joker

[serene forge]

bloodstone if it was remotely usable

[echo sphinx]

oh yes, le Supernova is niche

[serene forge]

its good

[humble gulch]

Good

That's all

🐑

[ancient gyro]

annoyingly decent

[echo sphinx]

it gud

[serene forge]

my favorite synergy dependent joker is blackboard

[quartz salmon]

Ofc the dna shows up now. Can I take it? Over perkeo? The deck is so small bc I found the red seal at ante 18 and couldn’t find dna

[fiery nymph]

"isnt bad" third best suit joker 💔

that puts it bottom half bro

😭

[ancient gyro]

fourth

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[tranquil oyster]

top half, don't forget the sinful quartet.

[serene forge]

man dont you just hate it when you're using green joker but you didn't have burglar so it sucks actually

[warm vector]

Its very fun and gets me to ante 8 most of the time

[humble gulch]

Me when #🕹・game-discussion

[ancient gyro]

temperance value

[waxen dagger]

i wonder what will happen

[thick snow]

me when i thought this was offtopic

me when im a snitch

[warm vector]

naneif garunteed

[pastel pagoda]

the left card into the right card

[median grove]

is baron on ante 2 good?

for baron _ mime

[serene forge]

try using it and report back

[echo sphinx]

rare inaccuracy

[warm vector]

nah sell it and rerol to get obileisk

[median grove]

seems pretty good with deckfixing

[humble gulch]

Top worst jokers

[ancient gyro]

my limited skimming got me

[fiery nymph]

on white stake i might take it

[serene forge]

do you really think you can get the necessary deckfixing in ante 2

[fiery nymph]

but endless doesnt exist

[median grove]

im on white stake and i want to play baron + mime

ive never gone past ante 16!

[fiery nymph]

dont force it

[median grove]

im forcing it'

seems fun

[fiery nymph]

okay

[pastel pagoda]

endless is a lie created by localthunk so we would play more balatro

[serene forge]

look up balatro university naneinf videos

[frank notch]

selling luchador was not neccessary

[humble gulch]

Does he really thinks he can get the necessary deck fixing before ante 8 ❤️‍🩹

[fiery nymph]

bbc naninf

[median grove]

what do you mean?

[pastel pagoda]

Its a lie

[fiery nymph]

input 5 immolate and 50 cryptids

[boreal haven]

superposition and 4 fingers
green joker/ramen and burglar
ceremonial dagger and riff raff

[waxen dagger]

😭 😭

[serene forge]

bro

[humble gulch]

????????????????

[fiery nymph]

superposition mentioned

[pastel pagoda]

Worst takes ever

[serene forge]

I said the green joker burglar thing as a fucking joke

[fiery nymph]

💔

[serene forge]

there's no way you're fucking serious

[echo sphinx]

its been a good run

[serene forge]

dagger riff lmfaoooo

[ancient gyro]

dagger riff is mid

[fiery nymph]

ceremonial does NOT depend on riff 😭

[serene forge]

you just don't know how to use these jokers and it's obvious

[echo sphinx]

dagger riff :thonk:

[serene forge]

no wonder you like bloodstone

[ancient gyro]

there are better average dagger targets

[fiery nymph]

didnt even mention photochad im surprised

[serene forge]

true

[boreal haven]

if your bloodstone doesn't trigger then it's your luck issue then 😭

[median grove]

is card sharp a good pair joke?

[fiery nymph]

its the joker

[median grove]

how come its never mentioned

[humble gulch]

Yeah, photo is dependent of retriggers

[warm vector]

i used photochad in back 2 back runs to beat orange and gold stake

[pastel pagoda]

Photo is a fraud

[warm vector]

the first one was photochad + tribulet

[echo sphinx]

crine rn GOLD IS RIGHT THERE

[frank notch]

luck is a skill issue because you left so much of your build to chance

[echo sphinx]

-# blue seal is better

[serene forge]

trance

lmfao

[pastel pagoda]

Ain no way this is real

[boreal haven]

you're actually getting offended rn?? 😭

[pastel pagoda]

What is this build?😭

[fiery nymph]

bigger fish to fry

[rugged bloom]

Four blueprints in a run wasn't enough

[serene forge]

what makes you think im offended

lmao

[rugged bloom]

So my next run was with a level 40 4oak

[frank notch]

you wouldnt lose if you had an ironclad build with as little left to chance as possiblre

[echo sphinx]

is reddit. i wouldnt put it past them

[humble gulch]

Even wraith is good, sell baron and roll for a better rare

[rugged bloom]

these goofy runs are more fun than naneinf runs

[frank notch]

so bloodstone makes you lose more often than not

[ancient gyro]

im willing to give you a strush run seed that mainly relies on its inconsistency niche to score and highlight it's flawed niche

[fiery nymph]

ankh baron because its the best joker

[serene forge]

you'll win if you get 999 block with barricade fr fr

[pastel pagoda]

Bloodstone is my least favourtie joker in this game

[dusky jasper]

Can madness destroy itself in the same way that dagger can?

[echo sphinx]

no

[warm vector]

whenever I play on a deck thats not ghost deck i end up rerolling for spec cards in the shop

[serene forge]

yes

[humble gulch]

Yes

[pastel pagoda]

What do you mean by that

[serene forge]

if its not eternal

[waxen dagger]

i love challenges

[serene forge]

madness can kill a second madness

[echo sphinx]

unless u mean madness eats a different madness

[humble gulch]

Do bram power

[boreal haven]

how one must be offended about a joker that has a 50/50 chance to trigger 😭

[humble gulch]

Best challenge fr

[fiery nymph]

she isnt offended though

[boreal haven]

judging by her reactions I wouldn't say so 👀

[warm vector]

just be lucky

[echo sphinx]

i hate boilstone

[fiery nymph]

whatever you say bro

[frank notch]

throwing the word offensive around like its an active grenade

[serene forge]

idk brother you seem kinda mad that I called your beloved card shit

[slow iris]

I hate Throwback

[serene forge]

me too!!!

[frank notch]

Pumpkin is projecting

[boreal haven]

You're the one who reacted me with the white stake emoji several times 😭

[humble gulch]

Everyone hates throwback

[serene forge]

and ill fuckin do it again

[frank notch]

whats your highest stake win

[warm vector]

Throwback is so tuff

[serene forge]

do you prefer horse emoji

[fiery nymph]

where is my andy

[serene forge]

I can do horse instead

[warm vector]

I dont usually notice when I lose a run to bad bloodstone odds

[pastel pagoda]

throwback is the best joker wdym

[boreal haven]

honestly I don't care about a horse emoji

[pastel pagoda]

it scalesso fast

[humble gulch]

This joker is trash because depends on other things, like having shit attention spam

[serene forge]

I dont either, because I never pick up bloodstone, because it is bad

[warm vector]

throwback is great

[echo sphinx]

throwback gave me the funniest win but agree

[frank notch]

the best jokers are consistenr

[fiery nymph]

since when is .5 an ante is fast

oh

[warm vector]

bloodstone good becuase i like it

[boreal haven]

she reacted me with the white stake emoji several times, not sure why but that must mean something idk

[fiery nymph]

its bait isnt it

[pastel pagoda]

yeah

[frank notch]

sacrificing seeing the shop and income for x0.25 mult

[pastel pagoda]

I was joking

[frank notch]

it means youre bad at the game, and the best stake you can beat is white

[humble gulch]

I'll choose to believe it's ragebait for my own mental health

[serene forge]

damn I was about to post the copypasta about skipping

[warm vector]

when i firts started playing balatro I skipped every blind and everyone I know who started playing balatro did the same thing

[ancient gyro]

for the past two years, this chatter has been unanimously berating a bottom 5 joker for how desperate it is for run relevancy in gs.

ppl in favor of bloodstuh are in the bullied minority and haven't slowed down in being shamed by those that are aware of its shortcomings

[fiery nymph]

the only time i use throwback if its early and i find an ankh

[echo sphinx]

the amount of at this rate will pass the ante 1 small blind

[fiery nymph]

super niche situation

[humble gulch]

Being new doesn't mean being good

[frank notch]

the only time i skip is a negative tag on anaglyph and mega arcana on ante 1 because ive gotten 4 souls that way

[boreal haven]

I'm just chilling here and saying that I just like bloodstone and you say that I'm the mad one 😭

[proud flame]

Bloodstone is so ass

[proud flame]

Unreliable maximized

[fiery nymph]

find the part where i say that

[serene forge]

thanks

[boreal haven]

.....

[proud flame]

I skip for ante 1 coupon and investment

[warm vector]

Bloodstone is OUR goat

[proud flame]

Other than that only in desperation or to preserve a perishable for boss

[serene forge]

who is we

[pastel pagoda]

Bloodstone is the worst joker ever

[fiery nymph]

where am i here

[echo sphinx]

speak for yourself

[ancient gyro]

I can't believe @fiery nymph would say that

[boreal haven]

I don't think bullying in this server is allowed...

[pastel pagoda]

It lures you into a false sense of security

[proud flame]

Nah ive had a bloodstone dice cat run and it was mythical

[serene forge]

guys remember how green joker is bad if you dont get burglar and ramen

[frank notch]

A FIFTH

[serene forge]

pepperidge farm remembers

[ancient gyro]

you'd be surprised how far conversations have gotten lmao

[echo sphinx]

good times

[pastel pagoda]

Bloodstone is nothing without its bf

[humble gulch]

❤️‍🩹

[warm vector]

I use lucky cards for econ and if dont they hit I lose and do the same thing again

[boreal haven]

oh wait, that was hornet, my bad then

[proud flame]

Yeah but ill take a spec dice for it

[fiery nymph]

i would take a dagger with my 50$ egg but i dont have riff yet what do i do

[serene forge]

kami's quote getting more relevance by the day

[boreal haven]

...shouldn't they do something about this??

[pastel pagoda]

Dice is good on its own, but bloodstone isn't

[ancient gyro]

what was her quote

[ancient gyro]

about what

[fiery nymph]

its like a baron mime

[serene forge]

damn I can't read im a

[ancient gyro]

o

[frank grove]

#🕹・game-discussion message

[proud flame]

Yeah but sometimes it can save a run where you are already in hearts and only need like 1.5-2x

[humble gulch]

I have four fingers and superposition, surely they're good now

[lime shore]

this fucking game

[serene forge]

I remember my girlfriend throwing a perfectly good run once to pick up bloodstone with dice then died because no flush levels

[pastel pagoda]

And bloodstone triggers 0 times

That mf did it multiple times to me

[frank grove]

😭

[pastel pagoda]

I'm not even kidding

[fiery nymph]

only missing seance and smeared joker

[humble gulch]

❤️‍🩹

[proud flame]

How are you missing seance

[boreal haven]

Shouldn't they make a rule that bullying is prohibited?
most of other discord servers do have and even more strict but fair rules

[frank grove]

Bloodstone is litmus test for balatro players

[proud flame]

Hes so op

[pastel pagoda]

Omg you got a cryptid naneinf potential/j

[echo sphinx]

and small blind rare joker

[warm vector]

ive only ever got tribs and chico from legendary cards

[ancient gyro]

I'll be done in a sec

[echo sphinx]

amphy you're up

[quartz salmon]

Ofc the dna shows up now. Can I take it? Over perkeo? The deck is so small bc I found the red seal at ante 18 and couldn’t find dna until now

[serene forge]

and photochad plant

[ancient gyro]

this happens practically every day

[pastel pagoda]

I dont see the problem

[warm vector]

not complaining trib is my fav legendary

[ancient gyro]

it's no big deal

[boreal haven]

that... doesn't sound good

[proud flame]

Perkeo is bait half the tome

[warm vector]

i just noticed ur name black deck is my number 2

[frank grove]

-326???? 😭

[ancient gyro]

neither is bloodstone

[echo sphinx]

which poster upvoted this shitttt

[pastel pagoda]

Perkeo is a good joker

[serene forge]

I did because they're right

[pastel pagoda]

If you get a hermit it generates 20 dollars per round

[warm vector]

If bloodstone doesnt hit I lose the run and use bloodstone again next run

[echo sphinx]

oh

[proud flame]

Hes good but for consistent gold stake ill pass him after ante 3

[echo sphinx]

i read it backwards fml

plant does counter

[pastel pagoda]

You do you

[boreal haven]

you guys are really getting this seriously?
whatever I'm gonna try to finish cruelty challenge

[echo sphinx]

oh wtf -326

[humble gulch]

Delete that before I start crying

[soft talon]

This joker is so good

[ancient gyro]

it's been two years, nothing has changed

[frank grove]

Kami’s message keeps getting proven correct time and time again 😭

[slow iris]

it is

[serene forge]

sell swash

[proud flame]

Yup hes just great everytime

[pastel pagoda]

I used hologram to beat half of my gold stake runs

[echo sphinx]

:sob;

is kami the baseball glazer

[warm vector]

I love building around mostly every joker

[boreal haven]

it's a card game y'all

[soft talon]

I have egg

[serene forge]

swash is still useless

[ancient gyro]

and this is game discussion

[soft talon]

74 mult

Not useless at all

[boreal haven]

And I like bloodstone

[soft talon]

And I'm doing a red skate run it's really not that necessary

[echo sphinx]

tink of the temprance value fr

[pastel pagoda]

It triggers after photochad

[frank grove]

Yeah

[boreal haven]

I love how they don't realize I'm just doing this to ragebait them lmao

[pastel pagoda]

But yeah not as useless here

[ancient gyro]

u can like whatever you want, the formula doesn't change

[ancient gyro]

rule 10

[warm vector]

i dont rlly like baron

[humble gulch]

"Oh no, they turned against me, let's say it's ragebait"

[warm vector]

i trusted u pumpkin man

[echo sphinx]

i need to find that q u o t e

[boreal haven]

the ragebait was obvious 😭😭😭😭😭

[pastel pagoda]

Can someone put that image of the guy sitting in a puddle of blood and saying "Rent free" while people are pointing at him

[rugged bloom]

15 Minute city finished

[ancient gyro]

rule 10 incident

can't do that anymore

we could lose somebody

[boreal haven]

you guys got a rule for that but not for bullying?

[echo sphinx]

nice

[soft talon]

Hologram with this spectral is op

[frank grove]

This one ?

[solid rock]

that's literally rule 3

[pastel pagoda]

I was talking abt the other one but this one works too. Thanks

[ancient gyro]

we can bully bloodstuh all we want, bloodstuh is an inanimate object, it doesn't have any feelings

[frank grove]

Also what’s bloodstone gonna do ? Not give me score ? That’s what it already does 😭

[rugged bloom]

That's speciest

[pastel pagoda]

I like arrowhead. Both are stones

[ancient gyro]

rule 13, don't be specist

[frank grove]

Jesterist

[warm vector]

personally i only pick up rough gem and bloodstone

[boreal haven]

....whatever makes your boat float....

[serene forge]

its gonna have a 1 in 9.5 chance of reducing your score now

[ancient gyro]

im just saying, haven't broken rule 3 yet

[serene forge]

thats not how the phrase goes

[frank grove]

-mult bloodstone when

[boreal haven]

ok

[ancient gyro]

im directing my foul language to bloodstuh

[serene forge]

vanilla bloodstone

[warm vector]

make it a 3x mult and add 1 in 5 chance to half you mult

[terse dock]

this is the soyjak of this community

[frank grove]

Does this image keep getting more compressed the more times you send it or has it always been that bad 😭

[solid rock]

I do not represent all moderators but I believe it is fine to treat fictional entities (such as a stone in a video game) however one wishes

[pastel pagoda]

This one is better

[echo sphinx]

they call it 007
0 scoring
0 xmult
7 dollars wasted

[harsh relic]

Schrodinger ragebait

[serene forge]

it always has been

[slow iris]

❌

[pastel pagoda]

It doesnt lure you into a false sense of security to backstab you later

[echo sphinx]

potential stone
always could but never is

[serene forge]

because its a screenshot of a zoomed in 480p roffle video

[terse dock]

schrodinger's ass

[ancient gyro]

absolutely no personal and or verbal harm will be tolerated against any conscious individual speaking

[terse dock]

the censors grow more tyrannical every day

[pastel pagoda]

Dude thats ableist

So you could talk trash about unconscious people?/j

[serene forge]

localthunk was definitely smoking something when he added bloodstone and idol to the game

[echo sphinx]

lol 😭

[warm vector]

I use bloodstone. If bloodstone hits I win. If bloodstone doesnt hit I lose. I start a new run. I use peakstone again

[terse dock]

oh my god

beta balancing moment

[pastel pagoda]

Dont massacre my boy

[harsh relic]

they slaughtered my boy

[frank grove]

😭

[warm vector]

I would use that

[echo sphinx]

almost bloodstoned

[boreal haven]

oh so that's what it was before

[ancient gyro]

i think bloodstone committed domestic violence

[terse dock]

no on release agate was +7

[boreal haven]

||also hey I'm still with you btw||

[warm vector]

u switched up boi

[solid rock]

great!

[terse dock]

tuff mango phonk

[frank grove]

Who’s bloodstones partner?

[warm vector]

bloodstone is a stand up guy who does his taxes has a family of 5 and feeds the homeless on the weekend

[pastel pagoda]

I would say oops but putting oops anywhere near bloodstone is abuse

[ancient gyro]

@serene forge

[harsh relic]

tung tung tung

[boreal haven]

||I still like bloodstone, I was lying earlier||

[slow iris]

⚰️

[frank grove]

It’s taking you to the grave with it 😭

[terse dock]

the stone is eternal but the run is dead

[harsh quarry]

Hates bloodstone and throwback he's literally my opposite

[warm vector]

Lucky cards for econ is the only way to play

[warm vector]

u fw bloodstone and throwback twin?

[boreal haven]

ah yes, thank you I absolutely needed a Wily joker for this challenge, very great

[harsh quarry]

Ofc

[echo sphinx]

lol

[harsh quarry]

I either get two trillion chips or seven

[pastel pagoda]

Wee is such a fun joker ngl

[dire sage]

can we buff bloodstone by removing the 1 in 2

[warm vector]

bet

[warm vector]

HELL NO

[harsh relic]

whats sock doin

[warm vector]

1 in 2 is what makes it fun

[frank grove]

Ancient joker

[harsh quarry]

Buff bloodstone by if it is in joker slots you win the ante

[warm vector]

otherwise it would be a better acient joker

[terse dock]

L negative skip

[ancient gyro]

worse*

aj has no true hard counters

[warm vector]

bloodstone without luck is better than acient joker

but also luck makes bloodstone fun

[boreal haven]

Speaking about Onyx Agate...
isn't this effect similar to gluttonous joker?

[frank grove]

Let’s deck fix to one suit guys

The head in two antes:

[solid rock]

1 in 1 chance for X1 Mult for each played card with Hearts suit

[ancient gyro]

id like to hear your explanation

[echo sphinx]

[serene forge]

fuck you

[obsidian lotus]

almost took him by reflex lol

[ancient gyro]

hi

[harsh quarry]

🎲

[harsh quarry]

[warm vector]

bloodstone is uncommon so it would be cheaper and you can use sun to deck fix instead of lovers

[ancient gyro]

not during lent

[obsidian lotus]

indeed

[serene forge]

if my gf was a bloodstone I would know

[ancient gyro]

what

[boreal haven]

it's literally the same... but more mult

[harsh quarry]

If I was a bloodstone would you know..

[boreal haven]

localthunk wtf

[serene forge]

this is why you dont get spectral cards on ghost deck

[solid rock]

would you still love me if I turned into a bloodstone?

[serene forge]

I don't even know who you are tbh

[harsh quarry]

I'm leaving my boyfriend of eight years as he comes out as a bloodstone.. I'm shaking

[solid rock]

that's fair

[ancient gyro]

you'd be talked about a lot more

[pastel pagoda]

What effect woukd you do for it then

[warm vector]

top 3 deck imo

1. Ghost
2. Black
3. plasma

[ancient gyro]

who doesn't live a little aggressive flirtation

[obsidian lotus]

what rarety is pareidola?

[ancient gyro]

rule 10

[boreal haven]

idk but at least an effect that isn't too similar to an already existing joker

[frank grove]

Uncommon

[harsh quarry]

Did you just reply to your own comment

[serene forge]

people out of honeymoon phase

[obsidian lotus]

thx

[humble gulch]

Balatro but my greed paid off for some reason

[inland blaze]

Balatro on mobile still unplayable...

[frank grove]

Greedmaxxing

[harsh quarry]

EVIL BALATRO..

[boreal haven]

wtf is that

get it out

GET IT OUT

[humble gulch]

Alright

[pastel pagoda]

What in the pedophilia tralalilia is this

[serene forge]

here win

[summer badge]

Balala

[harsh quarry]

Why is he playing cardlike 😭

[boreal haven]

roblolatro

[harsh quarry]

Evilatro

[inland blaze]

On mobile balatro is literally unplayable

[boreal haven]

Roblatro

[pastel pagoda]

Just pirate the real thing at this point latro

[harsh quarry]

peaktro

[warm vector]

how

[harsh quarry]

Someone gift this man's steam account my god

[frank grove]

😭

[warm vector]

i wonder who would do such a dastardly thing

[inland blaze]

The screen keeps freezing and hlitching

[pastel pagoda]

That guy

The one over there

[ancient gyro]

$50 steam gift card

[pastel pagoda]

You know who i'm talking about

[frank grove]

Someone start a gofundme

[inland blaze]

Atleast i can ts on pc

[warm vector]

how scandolus and absurd that is such an atrocious crime

[humble gulch]

Wheel did something...

[warm vector]

w

[pastel pagoda]

I remember a game that I really liked as a kid

And I played it a lot

[rapid patio]

do i switch something for the blue joker

[warm vector]

the only luck based card I hate is aura card

[pastel pagoda]

And it turned out it was just a ripoff of slay the spire

[frank grove]

I have so many weird distant memories of movie games that I played a ton when I was a kid

[pastel pagoda]

How did you even

[frank grove]

Like those dvd menu games

[ancient gyro]

i remember angry birds epic

[pastel pagoda]

That shi was the real thing back then

[warm vector]

I found all the weird shows and movies from when i was kid

that one crayon movie was peak

[humble gulch]

Let's fucking go

[pastel pagoda]

There was also some angry birds 3 in a row game I used to like back then

[ancient gyro]

the what 🥀

[pastel pagoda]

Idk

[frank grove]

Unironically the physics engine in angry bird is still impressive to this day it’s crazy that ran on like the iPhone 4 😭

[pastel pagoda]

But I remember that its real

[warm vector]

whenever i do a high score run if i dont get reroll vocuher i just restart

i am not losing another run to the plant

[fiery nymph]

then stop using faces

xd

[pastel pagoda]

Embrace wee

[fiery nymph]

ride the bus

[warm vector]

wee is goated af

[pastel pagoda]

Yeah

I remember I had a wee run

I got it to like 9600 chips or sth like that

Lost the seed tho

[obsidian lotus]

everywhere I go I see his face

[harsh quarry]

Holy shit

[ancient gyro]

i remember forcing ragdoll psychics in angry birds go when i tried landing on top of other players go karts

[obsidian lotus]

I trust in pareidola

[harsh quarry]

YES

you can trust me

[pastel pagoda]

You didnt take the trio?

[warm vector]

nah i use kings flush five and pray for a tribulet. its only a 0.375

[obsidian lotus]

forgor

[pastel pagoda]

Oof

[obsidian lotus]

lmao

[harsh quarry]

The humble chicot..

[pastel pagoda]

Even better

[warm vector]

3 tribs and 1 chicot

[pastel pagoda]

3 chicots and 1 trib

[warm vector]

even betetr

[harsh quarry]

I remember my first big game

Blueprint and yorrick

[warm vector]

I love bloodstone but I hate the aura card so much

[harsh quarry]

My goats to this day

[warm vector]

with the soul exception of the honoured one

CHICHOT

or chicot

[pastel pagoda]

I think its chicot

[serene forge]

average rare tag taker

[warm vector]

woah woah woah

we are not dissing BIG rare tag

[obsidian lotus]

indeed

[serene forge]

big as in one of the biggest loads of crap ever

[hidden lance]

lol

[warm vector]

someone got too many obielisks

[pastel pagoda]

The order in the mod menu

[serene forge]

ong its yuri

[serene forge]

obelisk is actually good

[pastel pagoda]

Dont trash on obelisk

[harsh quarry]

Wtf is this obelisk love

[pastel pagoda]

Just spam a bunch of pairs and you are good

[serene forge]

it really says a lot that you're saying obelisk sucks and also saying rare tag is good

[warm vector]

im sorry

[harsh quarry]

Is ts satire

[warm vector]

i disrespected the big OB

[serene forge]

good joker is good

[random lark]

someone forgot to use obelisk

[warm vector]

ur right

im ashamed of myself

[pastel pagoda]

I blame roffle for all the obelisk hate

[harsh quarry]

B-b-but..

😭

[warm vector]

I stopped playing silksong cuase i hopped on balatro

[random lark]

pair pivot to hc obelisk

[serene forge]

go to sleep if you're eepy

[obsidian lotus]

pareidolia everyone is waiting

[warm vector]

least favourite rare joker

[pastel pagoda]

Just look in the standard packs atp

[serene forge]

baron

[warm vector]

same

[obsidian lotus]

yeah ig

[warm vector]

not least favoruite

but its down there

[harsh quarry]

They're laughing at me..

[obsidian lotus]

nope no pareidolia in standard pacl

[warm vector]

you deserve it NO ONE disses big OB

[pastel pagoda]

No its there

Just squint and you will see it

[obsidian lotus]

trust

[serene forge]

check planet pack

[harsh quarry]

Sobbing on my floor flailing

[pastel pagoda]

If you squint hard enough it will look like a face

And pareidolia is a face

[obsidian lotus]

damn its real

[harsh quarry]

aura

[warm vector]

favourite hand

[pastel pagoda]

see I would never lie to you

[warm vector]

worst spec card

[harsh quarry]

I've gotten bigger scores on a school Chromebook then my house how do I cope

[hidden lance]

im personally thinking twink for twink yaoi

[pastel pagoda]

foil rock

[warm vector]

i dont even get foil

its always holographic

[harsh quarry]

Isn't that like

Better

[pastel pagoda]

Holo is good tho?

[warm vector]

i play five card hands

[humble gulch]

Free win

[warm vector]

so poly is the only way

[stark karma]

round of green stake gold deck in only 11 rounds

[harsh quarry]

photochad, ancient, throwback

[pastel pagoda]

Well its 1 in 8 as far as I remember

[harsh quarry]

It's beautiful..

[warm vector]

ACIENT JOKER nah YOU ARE HIM

[random lark]

surely you mean gold stake green deck

[warm vector]

oh wait its lower odds

[frank grove]

The gift analogy’s is .. well

[warm vector]

that makes sense

[stark karma]

loollll

gold deck...

[warm vector]

lemme jsut

there we go

[random lark]

-# (edited)

[stark karma]

ancient landed on clubs right when gluttonous came in

felt beautiful

[pastel pagoda]

gold deck is yellow deck if you squint hard enough

[stark karma]

I think that saved me

[humble gulch]

WHYYYY

[warm vector]

if you squint hard enough your eyes hurt

[random lark]

twas not meant to be

[hidden lance]

see i dont know what youre saying, i said i love yaoi

[frank grove]

😭

[random lark]

cc in arcana pack judgment

[nocturne frost]

I hate this game. I love this game

[serene forge]

poly is a 3.75% chance from wheel

[frank grove]

To the gift card and swash next to eachother right?

[harsh quarry]

[serene forge]

or 15% chance assuming your wheel hits

[pastel pagoda]

Emperor in the arcana pack with a fool and hermit

[warm vector]

The only way

[pastel pagoda]

the emperor in the fool has a fool and a hermit too

[harsh quarry]

Fool the emperor

[warm vector]

feels aura

[harsh quarry]

[serene forge]

why pareidolia

[obsidian lotus]

update still no pareidola but 9 faces at least

[pastel pagoda]

Why not pareidolia

[harsh quarry]

[ivory urchin]

How does one get Brainstorm, or unlock it?

For some reason, i legit dont have that

[pastel pagoda]

Discard a royal flush

[obsidian lotus]

discard royal flush

[warm vector]

discard roayl flush

[serene forge]

its bad

[humble gulch]

Bruhhh

[harsh quarry]

Brainstorm no?

[nocturne frost]

Opening in the first pack

[warm vector]

take cloud nine

[humble gulch]

No

[ivory urchin]

i see, lemme try and discard a royal flush

[nocturne frost]

And it's holo

[harsh quarry]

Oh snap

[nocturne frost]

And it needs a sticker

[ivory urchin]

when i get the chance to do so*

[random lark]

brainstorm for potential, cloud 9 for free econ

[nocturne frost]

The run did die with a score of 600k out of 1.2m needed

[serene forge]

c9

[nocturne frost]

Couldn't find a glass

[serene forge]

brainstorm is rental

[vivid stump]

"potential"

[warm vector]

cloud 9 is top 100 jokers in the game

[humble gulch]

I have one nine

[pastel pagoda]

What is it then

[harsh quarry]

[serene forge]

make more

[nocturne frost]

Nor a photo, nor my steels early enough, not anything

[warm vector]

and?

[random lark]

hmm

[obsidian lotus]

lmao what is this run

[pastel pagoda]

1 money per round sounds good to me

[serene forge]

sell swash

[warm vector]

TRIB TRIB TRIB

[copper saddle]

Surely you get Trib

[pastel pagoda]

Chigoat

[obsidian lotus]

yorick

😭

[serene forge]

yay

[harsh quarry]

I gave you luck

[copper saddle]

get discarding, boy

[harsh quarry]

YOEICK IS MY GOAT

[obsidian lotus]

bad start

[harsh quarry]

Shit

[obsidian lotus]

reroll

[vivid stump]

why idol

[serene forge]

it's fine

[vivid stump]

wait no lucky cat

im a dumbass

[serene forge]

how

did you confuse that

[humble gulch]

Bruh

[warm vector]

I alwasy play towards lucky cards and i have never used lucky cat

[vivid stump]

idfk

[pastel pagoda]

Hold R to get you to the interest cap instantly TRUUUUUUUUUUUST it will help

[serene forge]

post seed

[obsidian lotus]

trust

[warm vector]

idk why i neevr see it in the shop and i also never look for it

[humble gulch]

I made another run instantly...

[warm vector]

no no play high card

[green dragon]

Holy shit The Jimbo is here!

[obsidian lotus]

even high card I win

[pastel pagoda]

Dont see anything wrong with it

[humble gulch]

So, sticker, i guess

[green dragon]

Ok nvm we have a lot of jimbos

[warm vector]

i thought polychrome was 1 in 3 from aura cause my first two auras were polychrome.

[compact gazelle]

the new run button looks awfully tempting rn

[harsh quarry]

I'm only on black stake is gold stake going to kill me

[pastel pagoda]

yes

[warm vector]

nah its blue stake that kills you

[compact gazelle]

no
blue and purple might though

[harsh quarry]

Oh fuck

[humble gulch]

I have eight jacks and seven 7's tho

[harsh quarry]

I can study.. ooooor

[obsidian lotus]

LETSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[compact gazelle]

scuffed beyond belief two pair it is!

[pastel pagoda]

Honestly orange is my least favourite stake

[harsh quarry]

I TOLD YOU

I TOLD YOU

[pastel pagoda]

Looks like a chad replacement to me

[warm vector]

whenever I dont play ghost deck I often think i should play ghost deck

[humble gulch]

The infamous no econ kicking in

[frank grove]

… almost

[compact gazelle]

the ever lethal “you’re broke now”

[woven spire]

i am 1 deck away of c+

[humble gulch]

[pastel pagoda]

Honestly I am never doing c+

[compact gazelle]

which deck

[harsh quarry]

So I can just post a picture and not get smited right

[woven spire]

nebula

[boreal haven]

fuck yeah, we starting good

[humble gulch]

Poverty is a real problem in this community

[humble gulch]

🥀

[frank grove]

Someone said this recent right in the discord right?

[compact gazelle]

we can’t read so it’s to be expected

[pastel pagoda]

Reddit balatroers are playing a different game

[serene forge]

idk

[harsh quarry]

I'm hoping I get smeared I have alot of spade and club upgrades

[humble gulch]

100% of Balatro's players are illiterate and can't get good enough jobs

[vivid stump]

isnt this jokerless wait what

[compact gazelle]

reddit balatro sounds like a nice place to live if im one of those people who believes in candyland

[boreal haven]

cruelty
it's harder than it looks like

[frank grove]

The Reddit seems like a … place

[woven spire]

White stake warrior

[harsh quarry]

So does this place not have a voice chat

[humble gulch]

Bad/place

[vivid stump]

wdym swash bro

[frank grove]

Guys supernova bad cause I got fortune teller to 60 one time 🤔

[compact gazelle]

ive ventured there
it’s very pleasant as long as one completely ignores the game discussion going on there

[obsidian lotus]

lol

pair build boutta go crawy

[pastel pagoda]

Holy egg

[compact gazelle]

this is genuine
the art they have is pretty (yuri peak) and they also come up with some pretty unique concepts

[obsidian lotus]

yeah

[woven spire]

pairslop pack

[obsidian lotus]

replace chad for egg

[humble gulch]

"I never broke my arm, therefore arms are indestructible"

[pastel pagoda]

brainstorm where

[fringe nebula]

yeah, one shouldn't talk in reddit when it comes to gamelay

[warm vector]

idk

[compact gazelle]

i got fortune teller to 120
all other +mult jokers suck except bootstraps >:(

[serene forge]

when they're not making shiitakes they're coming up with the most sexually suggestive ways to ask for game seed

so no its not pleasant

[woven spire]

how is a legendary your sixth joker holy

[harsh quarry]

Fifth

[frank grove]

What could this possibly mean 😭

[serene forge]

I hate you

[woven spire]

shush.

[compact gazelle]

oh yeah there is that
i choose to ignore all the posts that are “look at this run”

[humble gulch]

Bootstraps goated

[harsh quarry]

I'm sobbing now

what the fuck is above me

[warm vector]

skill

[woven spire]

sure

[humble gulch]

"Give me your seed"

[frank grove]

Oh … I got it now

[serene forge]

banana is my favorite legendary joker

[harsh quarry]

My 1 and 2 planet cards are 56 and 16

Jesus

[frank grove]

Balatro player that can’t read number 4445
<—-

[charred sierra]

dude

[serene forge]

jokes aside its seeded runs

most likely

[woven spire]

same

[pastel pagoda]

Holy hell

[woven spire]

ahhh yh makes sense

[pastel pagoda]

I just got hologram brainstorm from a judgement

[frank grove]

Scary is new to see

[serene forge]

I'm gonna break the brains of some people with this

[pastel pagoda]

AND a negative throwback from a buffon pack

This run is blessed

[harsh quarry]

I'm in fear

[woven spire]

goated stats

[obsidian lotus]

optimal to take?

[compact gazelle]

looks good
seance where

[charred sierra]

id peep that spades too like

[obsidian lotus]

nah I dont think

[pastel pagoda]

How did banana survive so many rounds

[harsh quarry]

Cryptic on my #1 spectral ofc

[frank notch]

wheres blackboard

[humble gulch]

Uh

[serene forge]

yo jupiter is finally falling down

[serene forge]

good question

[harsh quarry]

Your Jupiter is falling?

[frank grove]

Shockingly balanced actually

[warm vector]

acting like flush spam isnt the most skillful way to play

[harsh quarry]

Flushslop I'm sorry

[warm vector]

Im suprised flush house isnt in my top 10 though

[frank notch]

my planets

[serene forge]

HOW DO YOU HAVE 3 SECRETS AND NOT EVEN ALL THE BASIC PLANETS 😭

[vivid stump]

why is straight flush your second 😭

[woven spire]

lmao

[harsh quarry]

WHAT ARE SECRETS..

oh nvm

[compact gazelle]

not enough saturns

[harsh quarry]

IM A FLUSHSLOPPER

[willow frost]

why would i tell you

[frank notch]

no way youve NEVER used pluto and mercury

[harsh quarry]

never

[woven spire]

not even a single mercury is crazy

[frank notch]

literally the best planets

[harsh quarry]

492 flushes 🥹✌️

[serene forge]

this should be a fucking war crime

[harsh quarry]

Shh..

[frank notch]

show progress

[harsh quarry]

Am I gonna be shot in the back of the balatro warehouse

[humble gulch]

Not enough venus

[harsh quarry]

fuck

[frank notch]

when you click on your profile

[willow frost]

planet x being used more than 0 times is insane

[compact gazelle]

also true
must appease the pair gods

[harsh quarry]

LAUGH AT ME AND I SUE YOU..

[obsidian lotus]

damn

[boreal haven]

how many times
do I find a soul
when a challenge is going great

[compact gazelle]

i like px

[frank notch]

FLUSH

[vivid stump]

i can never get enough deck fix for secrets

[compact gazelle]

nothing wrong with 5oak for the silly

[humble gulch]

Hm

[harsh quarry]

[vivid stump]

186 max money

[boreal haven]

It's fucking canio

[harsh quarry]

HIGH CARD?

[humble gulch]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[frank grove]

It’s goat?

[harsh quarry]

Guys wish me luck