#🕹・game-discussion
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goodbye x6
bloodstone ig
wait what are you doing
i bought both
ARE WE FUCKING DEADASS AGAIN
but The Flint/Manacle keeps showing up
lol
Do I take Supernova over Icecream? Icecream is at 30 chips
what did you sell
1 jolly form (idk the name in english) and blood stone
u gotta
that is a strange choice
good luck though
how come
oh no i didnt sell the jolly mb
thats what i have
ok fine
.
i think selling the burnt is good soon
rip
depending on your whatever levels
how TF DO YOU WIN THIS CHALLENGE
alright gl
which one
golden needle
luck that i didnt encounter 
i play aggressive hand
get yorick
so I must do the unspeakable
4oaks then it is
Naneinf?
tho i can only play aggressive cuz
i got faceless with paredolia
i would've went for 3oak if i didnt get both
oh damn
yeah, the tyrant challenge
yeah definitely
rng
i remember when drholiwis discovered the 8 unsteel no seal king and 2 baron naneinf
why are you playing league of legends now what happened to the run lmao
rip
should i go 5oaking
to the wall
lets go
and get planet x
ppl here say 5oak is bad cuz u could flush 5
but its jokerless
can i still get it without jokers giving me tarots
i never play the special ones
You need to play like a monkey
dot blueprint chad
blueprint hanging chad
what challeng is ts
Me discard
Golden Needle
Golden needle
k
yeah but it would be a 7x 2x
horse walks in the chat
Brainstorm is copying chad
ohhh
didnt notice
isnt it the same thing tho
?
No
But blueprint is copying photo and brainstorm is copying chad...
alright
yeah but why would they do that
And yeah, brainstorms and blueprints can copy another brainstorms and blueprints
its better to be two chads and two photos
more retriggers
more retriggers is the same as more score
more retriggers is more score
idk man
i put glass and break the entire argument in two
its better to copy photo most of the time unless you have glass
or i play a Lucky card and get some monis
idk i wouldn't risk money procs on
THE golden needle
you equal copy chad+photo, leaning photo if imbalanced
but theres plenty of reason to not always use the highest scoring setup you can
You want to have the same amount of retriggers and scoring effects
photochad with blueprint is overkill in my experience
more retriggers mean lucky procs, and scaling, and more gold seal value
Like money
i get 100 mil
so lets make some money
idk about yall but I am not risking shit on a winning run
risk isnt a factor
valid honestly
you should know how much you'll score
idk i just know some bullshit is out to get me
i have played the game for a good amount of time
and still get cucked
good luck reading every deck
erratic deck my beloved
i salut u
I hate erratic deck
💔
its a good deck tbf
if it hits it hits
and when it doesnt
Not really
ur just playing normal balala joker poker
every game of erratic has a unique deck start
erratic deck is good because it makes flushes more consistent and therefore makes Flushmaxxing slightly more bearable
Except when you get things like this in the shop
LOL
HERE, WIN
id go hermit into mailed buffoon
Yeah
dude what is there to do after c++ and naninf
gold stake players when they use hermit at 7 dollars to get 8 dollars
win with the worst jokers as decided by this chat
The type of build the game expects you to have to win a low stake black deck run
already done both
Ante 39, another C++ or something like one deck only ++ or forcing one hand on every run
gs streaks, other c++ stuff, uhh more gs runs idk really
What is the best strat to reach ante 12 for the Voucher?
glass
White stake plasma
or just a normal baron mime run
probably something something glass sock chad photo on plasma
plasma white
some kind of overkill run
2 good jokers
Thx will try
barons good for getting to ante 12
"All jokers are good" MFS when they see Baron or Photo
Yeah, baron is trash most of the time
except for kill to dagger
i win with both of them in the same run + bloodstone dusk lusty
still not good in like. 99.99% bacterial soup cleaning lvl runs
man we trying to get to ante 12 lmao
baron is too much of an investment in non endless tbh
Yes, all jokers CAN be good
^^
except blood "parlay" stone
baron is only good in endless
dice steroids
me when flot
bloodstone fans when they cant find a dice and die after missing their hearts flush
bloodstone fans when
could reword this to "bloodstone fans when they die."
give this man a true
well thats a bit rude
white stakers:
nah tho bloodstone with dice can go nutty
bad thing is
u almost never encounter both
either you get dice early and pivot into something like lucky cards or you get bloodstone early and then its a sitting duck for a few antes
Im never taking bloodstone without an oops already
unless im desperate for score
and even then
true!
yeag
bloodstone makes 1/32 look like 1/1
bloodstone cannot work without dice but dice is just fine on its own
yeah dice is good cause lucky cards and cat, and hallu and things are really good by themslves already
because of things like business card/lucky card/parking/hallucination/popping gros michel
live laugh cat
the problem is that bloodstone is bad by itself so a boost to poop is still kinda stinky
Real funny, Balatro
its an ancient joker that takes up 2 slots
temperance maxxing
thats pretty mid
Madness
madness is temporary. egg is forever
its an ancient joker that takes up two slots, gets destroyed by a boss blind everytime and sometimes requires speculative bloodstone which is .. horrid
sounds about right
ancient joker glaze ❤️
ancient joker does require a bit of deck fixing
but once its active its really good
this is elite
tbh even without smeared ancient still gets value
yeah at least aj does something
Check out this build 🔥
generational slander
genuinely looks fun
hehejehejshbjs
madness my goat
Dicestone is nice tho
i hate how the suit jokers look when they're poly its so vomit
reacted ❌️ to your message
Negative sinful jokers look really good
i remember taking bloodstone cuz i had dice and fucking dying
its almost always bait icl
Did you make sure to play Hearts
we all know cat clears midstone
i didnt draw them 😭
Its only maybe okay on checkered and even then ..
it still just gets destroyed by a boss
That can be tough yes
no he just got killed immediately after taking it
u can have an infinite amount of cards and still bloodstone not procing
rip :sad:
whenever i pivot into a cat run it always feels like im getting more hits even w/out dice
Cat clears all of the game not sure wym
not obelisk
obelisk glazers wya?👀
not yorick either
whenever i get cat its always on wee builds anyways so i usually have lucky twos with red seals + hack + wee + cat
LMAO
obelisk is not glazed its just recieving the respect it deserves
bloodstone slander funny as hell
hehehehehehhjeshbjhjsbs
fair enough
when glazed donut joker?
obelisk has grown on me
its so goated
roffle heavy showed me the light
is this modded
yeah its modded
glazing doesnt make sense as slang tbh
when you glaze a donut you've improved the donut, it doesnt have the same connotation of unearned adoration
i mean it literally screams modded
on god roffle heavy clears roffle lite
how could you tell
well this can be debated some people dont like glazed donuts
theyre not people
what are the differences
you're right
How do you even play obe? You play pair slop and then play something else?
one is heavier than the other
if thunk decides to change b stone i wouldnt mind if he just changed it from a 1 in 2 to a guaranteed mult but only like 1.25x mult with a chance
theres no way bloodstone failed to proc 50 times :doesheknow:
i feel like .25x is fair
parlay stone
or is there
You're right it should be 0.1x
what if bloodstone turned blood into stone
so
bloodstone can theoretically not trigger with infinite hearts played
and the deck gets stoned
1.25⁵?
yeah
without retriggers
blud got turned into stone, bro think he medusa
so 3.05x mult
How do you even fix bloodstone
thats not THAT bad
yeah
Make it 2x?
Fuck you
does he know
technically bloodstone can also calculate pi cause of the whole "flipping a coin and stop when heads is more than tails in the order can calculate pi close enough"
?
rip
would be too strong
trib has 2x and can score like 10k with literally nothing on a fullhouse
bludstone used to be 2x mult
My only chance is to get an ecto from the skip and get luchador
bloodstone hate 🥀💔
what if we made it like. 2x and 1/3 to proc.
with like
oh boy
well it used to be a 1/3 for 2x right?
bro these math nerds needs to stop finding pi in everything /s
does she know
yes
Well, uhm
not a he
yeah mb
and yea ik :3
4x mult... but only 1 in 16 chance to proc
free
accidental🥺
QUAD DICE BUILD SOON
ur all good
what does this mean
it also used to be rare and would only give +8 mult per heart imagine that now 😭
there should be a lotto ticket joker
Nothing gets me trough, what are you talking about
Seance used to be rare
free seal
a random played Card of rank and suit gives $1 + a 1 in 1000 chance of winning $1,000,000
if you tally the order of bloodstone not hitting and tally it hitting and stop when one is larger than the other average out the orders across thousands of flips (or in this case hearts played) then you can calculate pi to like 3.2 or something close to that closer if you flip like 100k times
💔 ig
500 dice synergy
ngl its most common usecase is using tarots to force a Strush and effectively trade a tarot for a spectral and that’s still not that good, outside of that is way too uncommon
That is lowkey better ngl cuz 40 base mult can be malleable than 7.5x mult into scoring
https://youtu.be/kahGSss6SsU probably this
Happy Pi Day! The new value of pi is 3.2266.
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Huge thanks to Jim Propp for discovering this...
10 actually
WAIT
but om
we love matt parker
Isn’t one larger than the other after the first flip, or is it larger than the other and larger than 1
that trib gonna hit like crack in low income neighbourhoods in the 70s
Yeah...
😭😭❓️❓️❓️
rip
oof
yes sometimes itll start where heads is more right away but if you continue forwards and average thousands and thousands of flips you can calculate really close to pi
Guys i just got C++ and now i want to install some balatro mods, is it sure that i won't lose my achievements?
how do i check all jokers i've gold staked?
collection
Violet Vessel is just not fair
or show stickers in run
i have that on
once you have achievements you can’t lose them but you should ask modding chats instead
Collection
for a final boss
but the stickers look alike, i want to isolate which ones ive specifically gold staked
it is pretty fair
I’m still missing something, I’ll shove the video in my watchlater
Guys is it possible to mod balatro in mobile?
Yea but it’s a pain in the butt
also the paper in the description of his video explains it fairly well, to get to 3.14 it might take ~1 trillion coin flips
modding anything on mobile sucks
1.2 mil is pretty difficult to reach with an ordinary build
sorry, my bad
i mean
ur all good
Minecraft modding is pretty easy
And like difficult in the sense that it can't really be overcome by being better
i would think the ordinary build needs to score 1.2m to be considered ordinary
mhm
yeah
how
Honestly, that's worth the joker
worth indeed
Yeowch
very greedy of you but yeah
White stake is winnable with only additive mult and planets
?
white stake is winnable with anything tbh
Yeah
white stake is winnable with only planets
The most fun final boss is cerculean bell
Also
are we finally getting abbr search?
White stake is winnable if you dig in your butt and sniff glue
definitely not
Stone + plasma deck.
An ordinary build should score 3x the scoring requirements in gold stake?
Yes
figured out my misunderstanding, I thought you meant you stop when one is higher than the other (which would happen after 1 throw every time) but you fix the side you want before starting
if your build can't beat vv then it's not strong enough
It should be able to once, at least
always strive for more
yeah you pick a side and then follow that one until its tally is larger than the other
Alright
If you bank on not finding vv then you bank your run on a 1/5 chance to instantly bajungle
Even if it beats every other boss
Yes
yeah its a 20% chance of seeing vv
a build can beat heart bell leaf and acorn and lose to vessel
and if that happens then the build isn't strong enough
The perfect plan
Never bank your run on a chance
there’s really like 2 bosses you care about usually (VV and CH) so yeah build for all of them
because you will get screwed over
you want to build for the worst case scenario
you really don't want to get bajungled
What chance tho
1/5
A 1/5
lets go winning
which isnt that low of a chance
once had a crimson heart run where the crimson heart bounced between my hologram and trousers
Pretty good haul from the first shop coupon tag. How can I avoid screwing this up like I always do? What jokers should I try for?
rip
Didn't read the boss blind...
holy what the fuck is that shop
Nah your next run be bountiful and may the bosses tremble in fear at the sight of your jimbo
two retriggers with ancient???
look for smeared and then any decent x mult
also planets
jupiter assuming you're playing flushes
Yeah probably lean toward flushes with this. 😄
make sure to skip Big Blind if Ancient and the Suit-Debuff boss are on different suits
on ANY chance
probably one of the only times you'd skip a blind tbh
look for discards/handsize and Jupiter
The motto is don't get bajungled
if you open a pack with the last of your remaining money hoping to find an immolate
brother save your money
don't bajungle yourself
Never thought of this thanks! That might be all I need to win.
Worth noting Smeared can kill you because of suit debuffs
i BETTER win this run
also very true
yea aj is the only good joker that requires you to skip
you may have to sell smeared if it gets dicey
(Dies)
maybe sometimes obelisk if you're cutting it close
ts is not my fault
Yeah I’m still a noob but I thought this one might be good. 😄
whats this mod called? like where you can visually see your x and + mult
joker display
jokerdisplay
Let's fucking go
ah i see ty
im shocked you havent stickered this goat yet
yea tis good synergy
Thank you, riff raff
im assuming its on like github or somewhere else
the diamond and heart colors are too close in this switched color scheme
Cavendish kinda
i dont like it
its literally the same as the base game
I'm pretty sure that's straight up just what they are already in game
i used the eyedrop tool
It just hurts to not get riff raff value keeping it 'till the end
thats true but this is worse
I think these designs are offensively ugly but the colors arent the reason
Alright
yeah i guess i just see so many eternal riff raffs 😭
what is then
gg
looks gablongly
So, I did a thing
the corners and full suit colored cards is so weird
Big empty white space in the corners, the shape of the colored area is odd, and this artifacting from the resolution has issues
i tried to make it rounded
and the white space is so you can see enhancements better
You would need to up the resolution to make it look nice
what do enhancements look like with it?
I mean it already doesn't fit
wheres the goat gone?
I feel like making the average card look weird for the sake of the occasional enhancement to look better doesnt make sense
Ecto and hex...
yeah i also feel like if you have the big white space you should move the ranks there so its not useless space
it looks fine to me
I mean yeah that's why you're using it
I don't think it's a terrible idea but it needs some work to not look like bad Uno cards
they're like opposite uno cards
i already made compatibility for cryptid, bunco, paperback, ortalab, and aikoyori's shenanigans so i dont think i can change it
is it possible to just have the corners transparent so the card is a weird shape
I don't think that would be better but I'm just curious
i think
someone should make a balatro texture pack where the cards are just randomly bent 😭
heavily used balatro deck
and get more bent as the run goes on 😭
full deck if it helps
comically bent stone cards
I COULDN'T GET RID OF THE FACE CARDS 💔
honestly i think if you just flipped the suit colors and the white in the corners around it would work better
balatro but your friend "shuffles" the deck after every round
thats not the point of my texture pack though
I must be redeemed
oh no..
any texture pack for balatro will need to do an extremely good job to really catch my eye, because the art is one of the strongest points of the game already
Yeah i see a few people use that super dark texture one and its so ... there
😭🗿
The dark mode one really messes with me because the anti-aliasing still thinks that the card is white so there's just a weird fuzzy white edge on every single card
yeah
like how do you not see that and get infuriated
temperance value
-26$
YES 
retextures stm because it wouldnt fit with my cards otherwise
is ok superposition is a tarot making joker
likke ... 😭
imo it does look not that good
like I'm ever gonna use it lmao
Thank you, I guess
why did they make it glossy
who knows 😭
STM if it was actually cool
What's that, I'm dying
i dont mind how the planet cards look however these arent horrible
this hurts my eyes worse than light mode
its "balatro dark mode" texutre pack 😭
That looks good no
hurts my eyes
the jokers are fine
the cards are bad
thats chill, although i still think the planets themselves stand out way too much from their background
they're fullbright
yeah, could've made earth look like it was at night
what is the 'fle playing
that would be 200% sick
Mime

BRUH
Hi there
😭
I like that it makes the card hand at the bottom more visible
the card hand at the bottom?
ok im finally playing gold stake again with the intent of getting a good streak
i've just realised i dont know how to play the game lmao
Ye at the bottom of the planet cards, there's their card hand
i see what you mean
i think they look about the same
yeah it took a while to notice they were there at all
Yeah
feel like it has LESS contrast with the playing cards
the playing cards look so bad though its actually impressive cause why not just use the built in negative stuff for them?
Also is that the solar system at the top of the card?
im sure there's other issues to solve with that
always has been
From Mercury to the Dwarf Planet
why not just make the cards balatro black and make the suits lighter
like this already exists - you would have to fix the suit colors but like
talking about rng...
noteworthy is ceres highlighting the asteroid belt bc thats where it is
Why my glass doesn't break...
this one might be worse https://www.nexusmods.com/balatro/mods/393
dont take lusty
It looks like they're going to take it.
Oh ye
Why is the res of these so bad?
so how do i go about winning this
Ugh, finally
no idea
THE enhancements
ehhhh...
50% brightness on luckys 😭
What is that lucky card...
BTW, Did anyone think that the Strength tarot card was actually a Centaur?
discord embed fail i guess
I only recently realised it's a man with a dog
holy shit i just realized temperance has wings and those aren't just hills in the background
huh?????
Didn’t realize it until now
lets go gambling!
whod it disable
woof... its so bad
strength is probably hercules, so it'd be a lion? or cerberus
its a Lion
YES, YESS YEHEHESSSSS YEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!
in balatro its an undescript quadripedal creature
In the game it kinda looks like a Centaur right? And with its name being "Strength" I thought it fit
send it home
ive never thought of strength as a centaur but it did take me a long time to figure out what judgement was a picture of
I hate Bloodstone
golden needle challenge... COM-PLETE!
prove it
Square joker on golden needle no way
thats a lot of debt
I hate this fucking challenge
fuck it!
X-ray vision was nothing compared to golden needle
double pairs and 4oaks 🫠
welcome to the club
OH WAIT I JUST SAW THAT JUDGEMENT IS A GUY PLAYING A INSTRUMENT
For some reason I thought it was a big cross
So don't you?
Errm I forgor which poker I used to beat that challenge
Like a slightly tilted big cross
I am NOT
gonna go on endless mode, I need a fucking break
look up the original set of tarots that the games are based on
they're pretty much 1:1 recreations
It's 5oak
This is the second game I've played that uses Tarots too lol
Lol
Can you guess the first one
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_Arcana these are them right?
The Major Arcana are the named cards in a cartomantic tarot pack. There are usually 22 such cards in a standard 78-card pack, typically numbered from 0 to 21 (or 1 to 21, with the Fool being left unnumbered). Although the cards correspond to the trump cards of a pack used for playing tarot card games, the term 'Major Arcana' is rarely used by pl...
solitarot
Yeah...
thunk should make balatro balatroyale
Game.
Yes
balatro battlepass when?
clash balatro 😭
I love Fibonacci
First was Who's Lila
if tetris could be a battle royale then so could balatro
this is such a good idea i should ping local thunk, how has he never thought of this before!?
Card Sharp at the bridge
knowing the challenges the multiplayer mod has been having since it started... idk about this 😭
hello salsa from mother 3, I just completed golden needle
Do i take the eternal trading card knowing i have the discard voucher in the shop or do i just go with score and take misprint
gg
Also i don't have any scoring joker in shop
TC
Only 2 planets
probably trading card?
I got mars and earth
do you think the shop keeper is hot?
i just made that game name up
Ye they are playing on Blue Deck so scoring isn't difficult
yeah
And also the other pack is a card pack
balatro could be called Solitarot.... 🧠
idkk what the boss is
I thought that was some solitaire spinoff
I like TC just not the fact it's eternal
fight me is a good card and im tired of pretending its not
Wrong server
😭
The alzheimers is getting worse
ok idk abt that one
Boss is spades so not a hard one
yeah take trading
Actually i think that i'd prefer a balatro batte royale over current multiplayer mod
I dont like multiplayer
I would like that too
where we dropping boys? photochad or pairslop ?
truke
I like multiplayer 1v1
what if its coop multiplayer
Actually yeah
I'd like coop
I'm not a fan of fighting too much
Especially not 1v1
It isnt even good because of the strength though the strength accentuates what makes it good
What jokers would be the best in battle royal Bala? Dagger?
Like a PVZ coop?
It's the fact that it hits twice
i love pvz coop its sick
hello I have a question. I have been stuck on black deck gold stake for a couple of weeks now. I keep trying to pair spam then I moved up to 3 of a kind but the minus hand is fucking me up. ok Investment tag I have been going for. that and I like to have my 6th slot for either money or support like a tarot gen etc. what advice can people give me
question
no question
Sorry
I am also doing black stakes, beat green stake today
This is gold stake black deck
So far I think in black deck you should use all 6 of your jokers to score
The scoring is difficult for me
I can get around the money
good?
i dont know much about black deck consistency like i generally dont know the rules on if ante 1 investment is worth it
cause you can die to big blind ante 1 if you skip small blind
Probably
It is probably
sure
tbh losing on ante 1 isn't a huge timeloss
Ante 1 small blind gives 2$ if you perfect
Yeah true
Also, I feel like black deck would be much easier without red stake
But you need two hands, a four of a kind or a strush to get past the big blind
I'd say is better if the investent tag is on the big blind
It is more blue stake that fucks you up for black deck
So far from what I've noticed is that you have to get jokers immediately in black deck to score
yeah thats why i think small blind investment is probably really greedy on black deck
Found no good scoring so run died
me when black deck
Never take free shop they sai
I find free shop to be fun
me too
Ye that as well but both of them in tandem make it so brutal
@ancient gyro thoughts on black deck gold stake, but minus red stake
I'm talking about black deck and how small blind investment tag it's not a good idea
i would go from 5% to 12% winrate
One less hand means you want to play larger hands to compensate but the discard loss hurts you there too
is like 1 minute lost
it's still a loss though
the principle is that it's a losing strategy
Yeah its a loss still
like not a huge timeloss but like would i rather have a run that kept going or didnt i would pickk keep going
win rate still includes the quick losses
Can u play multiplayer on the iPhone or it is only available in the PC?
i wouldn't want to try to get a streak of black deck gold stake
probably still harder than current plasma gs but not far off
no thanks
black deck gold stake is easy
Only in PC
depends how I weigh the win rate and win streaks
because win streaks I'll still die a1

win rate will prob be higher than current plasma imo in the sense that it doesn't have the issue of a limited joker pool
shouldnt have opened the pack
the greed did not pay off this time
softlocked /s
Hey what if they got wraith
more like empty house
But
omg yay ante 1 round 1 baron!!
i open that r1 spectral every time on erratic tbh
you can scrounge some hands together with erratic well enough
some erratic seeds can have a safe a1 jokerless playthrough
yeah
What rare from wraith would be good ante shop 1?
Wee and uh?
Yeah, I have eight 6's and eight 7's
BP and BS ig
excuse you
burnt stuntman vaga
I DIDN'T REALIZE ❤️🩹
🦓
Wee, stuntman, burnt, bp, bs, vaga
EIGHT SIX EIGHT SEVEN
obelisk as well
something similar to this in terms of contributing to a1 survival
oh yeah ancient
i always forget about aj
Shop 1 driving licence
Rare skip
I CAN'T SKIP IF THE PACKS HAVE SO MANY GOOD THINGS
baron being D is diabolical
but ye
Everyone at F would not even activate
oes it practically do anything when early hands are usually played 5-cards
For Ante 1 D seems fair unless you're on erratic and have like 10 kings or something
id probably not think too highly of it
Uh
a r1 os hand will os r2 with a king held in hand
8 ball the goat
on manacle, a 2 pair can follow up to reach 600
8 goats!!!
i seee
I only see 1 🗣️
i could see how it becomes d
om
The ones in F don't even activate so ye
potential ball
yeah f is indisputably bad
oh wait i can say no
4oak can activate, liesss!!!
huh i didn even need to ping
+4 mult
my temperance value 💔
(still indisputably bad cuz 4oak already flames the score)
I s_iff MrBeast a_s
I actually do get 4 OAKs sometimes
What a shop
OH MY GOD
But 4 OAK would one shot without the joker anyway
Huh
goated
LOL
im sure its finee
I'm not taking it cuz it's rental
if you see me dead in three seconds dont forget to point and laugh lol
so how do i actually go about starting a jokerless run
do i just hope for a good planet on first buy
dont forget to like and subscribe and smash that like button
Yes Saturn or Jupes I think
indeed
wait nowadays itll probably be
do the algorithm stuff
plot twist
what if i dont get a planet
interest gaming
i found my chips
early saturns are good, but enhancments and good cards to copy is what you kinda want to look out for more so than a 4oak level in first few shops
You can beat A1 jokerless pretty consistently
Atleast the first 2 blinds
Yeah i would maybe take death for later
so... packets?
but you'll see enough tarots
😭
ill still come back now and then
Buy the vouch
Lusty
best joker ever
Will this help with flowerpot
reacted by an enemy flush hater
X2 is not worth for playing flushes
Can someone answer this
yes but you still have to play 4 cards iirc
I might be the first person to win with flowerpot
If it's polychome I guess is fine, but once on blue stake or above it's a bad idea to play flushes
I mean yeah you can play 2 heart and 2 spades (or whatever) and it’ll trigger
Yawn yawn yawn
FLUSHMAXX
yes
(Dies)
become a jupiterpilled flushmaxxer
flushmaxxers go to jupiter to become more stupider or whatever the saying is
Pairmaxxers go straight to hell
pairmaxxers see the win screen
😭
Should I take sixth sense here? I can’t seem to find red seal anything or an ectoplasm
No
Thank
flushes are so easy to deckfix for
Ok that’s enough out of you
im tweaking
wdym
Yes if you have 6s
i keep on pairslopping and die to the violet vessel
I don’t but I could card pack for them
Also what's in the consumable slot
lol
Pluto, I have observatory
I would just keep the planet stack
Ye
it’s unlikely you find cryptid before the lack of planet stack kills you
Not worth it at ante 18 I think
Alr
There's a very obvious choice here
still hesitating to take the arcana pack
i could get empress
but i could also just not get empress
Lucky cards trust me
I'd take the standard
And then arcana
I guys hmm I have a cuestion
No take the arcana first so you can get hermit
bro
10 of hearts
Build to 10s
Guys I have a question
the plant omfg
What is the best hand to start in the game
straiht
Thanks
flush
can i even do anything here
the plant shouldnt kill you there right?
play normally
thats why you dont play flush in green stake
That's why you don't play flushes
no way it dies
No is best color?
oh i didnt full look at the ss ...

whats ur green joker at
26
another packet?
take empress
❤️🩹 bro
Move hologram to far left and death into a king
Trust trust
Yeah
what abt the hologram
Oh
😭
bruh
Yeah you dead
Is cooked
flushmaxxer died again
lemme try a balatro calculator
welp
Coincidence
prolly wont win
how have u still no scoring jokers lol
its jokerless
But first arcana
Jokerless
why is this a thing lol
Jokerless is actually easy
Emperor
No actually in jokerless exclusively it affects playing cards
It just doesn’t say it
bro im not taking anything from u again
Almost beat it on my first try and beat it the next run
what the fucky helly did u say
Teehee :3
let's not go crazy. sure straights + glass/steel will work, but easy to get bottomdecked if there's not enough deckfix
I wanted to spread misinfo
yeah jokerless is mainly just straight/4oak
Jokerless is easy, what do you mean...
alright we're back for real now
god
I mean, a bad start could make you lose, but anyways
Once you're settled there's not a lot of ways of losing
yeah
yeah like The Water
Just go all in on flush that’s how I did jokerless
W ante 2
nevermind hte run lives
same
I think you meant to say flush five
WOAHHHH
well i think it was more the glass than the flush but yeah
I didn’t know flush dice existed
yeah straights/4oak/f5 are kinda the only real hands in jokerless
Son ❤️🩹
It was before I did a single gold stake
I literally came back from 10 months of no balala and did all the challenges
I like flush five better ngl
welp
how do you even get to flush five thats crazy
you have tarots in almost every shop
I used to play it when gold stake was -1 handsize
its like 100% more tarot access
guys do i take lusty cuz i already deckfixed for hearts a lot
its still mental to me
Pretty easy
Got this email this morning… for people wondering about switch 2 save transfer 😢
insert survivorship bias text
youre not alone
Remember for every flush 5 run there are 50 pair runs and 100 failed runs
i lowkey dislike balatro cause its so random and i cant figure out how to consistently do good
its ante 1 and i have no coinsss
In jokerless
what the hell are you doing in the dc server then
shitposting 
Based
Remember for every flush 5 run there are 1000 straight runs and 10000 failed runs
I just had a run with 20 aces, I could have turned it into flush 5 but I was too focused in on 3oak for me to pivot
om
Money$$$
if you're losing this many jokerless runs something is going seriously wrong
i understand that as a concept
