🕹・game-discussion

[jagged cliff]

Id like to think of it as, getting rid of this money hungry cat

he eats way too much

[eternal rose]

I did it, finally unlock the invisi, all it took was determination, strategies, ante 2 yorick, and patience

[earnest totem]

i just got my first gold stake naneinf

[strange compass]

"Oh wow I really enjoyed playing with this unique build instead of pair slop, I really hope I can beat ante 8 cuz the past 7 antes were a breeze!"

[echo sphinx]

me when... yeah idk rip

[bold gyro]

Smiley face or pareidolia?

[hidden lance]

man....

[waxen dagger]

the true gluttonous joker

[soft moss]

chat should i take oujia on checkered deck

[pale wolf]

no

[waxen dagger]

oui

ja

[jagged cliff]

fr fr

[alpine horizon]

first run on a new profile lmao

[boreal patio]

FUCK

[slow iris]

with $2 in the bank

[boreal patio]

IT KEPT SWITCHING BETWEEN THE BRAINSTORM AND THE ANCIENT JOKER

[alpine horizon]

sell canio or one of the econ jokers?

[junior urchin]

Bro what the fuck I’m Ong playing a different Balatro than the rest of yall

[woven spire]

thankfully

[alpine horizon]

what is this seed 😭

[bronze widget]

the trading card is looking a little less good but eh

[dusty void]

Okay what the fuck

holy seed

[soft moss]

balatro at 1am

is peak

[dusty void]

indeed

[bronze widget]

hold r

[dusty void]

good idea

I can also just

ctrl a

[vestal copper]

alt+f4

[dusty void]

funniest part is that the soul is useless here

I'm better off taking the fool

YO

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

DUDE

[bold gyro]

Smiley face or pareidolia?

[dusty void]

What

do I just sell sock maybe for chicot

or wait no I can just get retcon

[elder spade]

Anyone willing to help me win my first gold stake on red deck?

[dusty void]

sure what's up

[stark nimbus]

e12 on ante 6

[vestal copper]

bro business card just went 0 on 8

[dusty void]

hey uhh

varv

you there?

anyone with like

deep knowledge of the game?

[frank grove]

Whats up

[dusty void]

uhh

so I'm doing this perkeo run

and

[terse dock]

I got it

[dusty void]

My consumables are

bugged I think

[wintry ice]

better late than never

[terse dock]

yeah they are do you have any content mods

[dusty void]

UHh

[wintry ice]

that's pretty good too

[dusty void]

the stack one

i forgot the name

[terse dock]

incantation?

[dusty void]

I only use qol

[terse dock]

yeah that'd be why

[dusty void]

no I don't have incantation

[frank grove]

what mods do you have on?

[dusty void]

here's my mod list

[minor spear]

GG

Only 3 Left

[marble cliff]

Curious to know what you guys think I should do. I imagine my best play is to sell hex and pick up chad and go for a chips/mult on score joker

Runner is at 105 btw

[wintry ice]

i'd sell hex at this point

[cloud sinew]

i would not sell hex

[wintry ice]

unless you get something to replace riff raff in the buffoon packs

[noble mango]

Id win

[marble cliff]

wtbro is riff raff

[cloud sinew]

riff raff?

[wintry ice]

how did i mistake misprint for it

😭

[dusty void]

oh

that's why

whenever I sell without unstacking

[noble mango]

Runner
Misprint
Skin

[dusty void]

I just get a consumable slow

slot*

[bronze widget]

my first gold stake win is with a legendary joker so thats kinda lame 💔

[wintry ice]

honestly this doesn't sound horrible

[brave goblet]

Blue seal overload

[wintry ice]

after using hermit atleast

[dusty void]

Welp

Seed has 4 souls btw

including perkeo first round

(from brainstorm)

[minor summit]

Hii

[alpine horizon]

unfortunately not a baron build

[dusty void]

money though

[minor summit]

Hm guys Im new in the game, how is the fast for for naneif?

[minor summit]

Damn

[dusty void]

How is the what?

If you mean how long it takes

around 2.5 hours

[minor summit]

I have a few experience

[dusty void]

hmm

I'll be honest

[azure copper]

would u buy it? im going high card

[dusty void]

you shouldn't think about naneinf yet

Not in a rude way or anything but like

unlock stuff

[serene forge]

naneinf isn't something you just casually get

[dusty void]

Replace blue

[azure copper]

okay

[dusty void]

I don't wanna go for it again

[serene forge]

you need to do your research first and even then there's a good chance you just fail because you had bad luck

[dusty void]

It took my phone an hour to play the hand from lag

[minor summit]

Okok

[dusty void]

like just now 😭

I had ts going

[minor summit]

But, how can I improve?

[wintry ice]

so

[dusty void]

watch balatro universty

easiest way

[wintry ice]

what's the general verdict behind taking shop 1 buffoon packs on painted

[night bridge]

Nothing like reaching ante 25 and burglar completely disappearing from the shop

[minor summit]

The plant do it again 😔

[dusty void]

always

[minor summit]

Okok

[alpine horizon]

maybe shouldve pivoted lmao

[minor summit]

Thank u

[dusty void]

😭

[wicked grove]

u shouldve taken negative buglar imo

[wintry ice]

parking should be able to cover for this right

[alpine horizon]

had too much purple seal value

[lime remnant]

maybe

[azure copper]

i lost

[dusty void]

hell naw

parking is so shit sometimes

not in general but you're telling me you fail 8 times consecutively

like come on

[alpine horizon]

looks interesting

[wintry ice]

i value the opinions of people who don't internalise anecdotes

[eager prawn]

[minor summit]

Which video of Balatro university?

[dusty void]

anything from balatro 101

[wintry ice]

well parking will be very good

[minor summit]

Okok

[dusty void]

or gold stake lessons

[dusty void]

Okay NOW yes it'll be viable

[lime remnant]

blackboard neg looks cool

[dusty void]

omg it does

[lime remnant]

looks like a white board

[wintry ice]

stage 1 denial type shit

[dusty void]

hehe

eheheheh

I get it

ehehehehe

[wintry ice]

also we're really going to question parking on painted deck

[robust lance]

Yes (trollface)

[wintry ice]

do i ever take gros over hallucination

[robust lance]

Banana slamma…

[edgy stone]

What should I take?

[wintry ice]

this is a reason to sell burglar

[wintry ice]

what level is your main hand

[edgy stone]

Lv11 hc

[wintry ice]

(for context i have a red seal glass)

[wintry ice]

can you affoard to sell raised fist with that?

because if so i'd sell that and bean for campfire and banana

[edgy stone]

Ok I'll do that

[tulip axle]

When will Balatro receive a PS3 port?

[vestal copper]

so uh

[alpine horizon]

aight im done with this run

[slow iris]

whenever somebody tries to develop one

but the ps3 isn't exactly the most convenient to develop for

[tulip axle]

Has anyone tried to?

[slow iris]

not that i know of

[tulip axle]

The PS3 really is a beautiful bit of hardware

It's just that most games didn't utilize it to its full potential except for the exclusives which took the time specifically to utilize it

[edgy stone]

Should I take Burnt?

[frank notch]

definitely

it will provide base mult for your xmult jokers

[tulip axle]

The PS3 ran GTA 5 on less RAM than your smartphone has right now

[versed sable]

if you don't have hand levels going yet then sure

[edgy stone]

No reserve slot for Campfire and Im considering

[versed sable]

if you do have like
any hand levels
then i'd keep an open slot for campfire selling

[frank notch]

use consumables instead

theyre cheaper

[versed sable]

but bigger number,, :3

[bronze widget]

my glass keeps breaking

[frank notch]

take holo here or no?

[versed sable]

it's hologram, so yes

[bronze widget]

i mean long term better than runner

def

[waxen dagger]

always take hall of gram

actually always take any xmult jonkler

[bronze widget]

eh

[versed sable]

-# well, no

[bronze widget]

ah i didnt even realise its the plant

sad

[versed sable]

-# throwback and madness

[bronze widget]

am i beating the plant

[waxen dagger]

throwback is PEAK

madness is questionable

[vestal copper]

no

[frank notch]

"throwback is peak"

[waxen dagger]

sometimes u just dont wana play

ive had many runs where i only play the boss blinds

its faster

is it more consistent? likely not

[slow iris]

no

[humble gulch]

Someone said "Throwback is peak" 💔

[slow iris]

slightly less ram

16 gb is close to 512 mb if you think about it

[humble gulch]

Because consoles are made for playing games?

And also, you could just modify a console...

Especially older ones

[slow iris]

well yeah

still impressive though

512 mb really is not much

[humble gulch]

Yeah, but I mean it like, since it's optimized for gaming it's easier to make modifications without altering how things are processed

Doom can run on a pregnancy test...

[bronze widget]

THIS KING

JS HIT

20$ 20 mult w alucky card 3 times in a row w hanging chad

holy shit

[humble gulch]

GTA five isn't also like 15 years old?

[edgy stone]

Oh nice combo, throwback + madness is so peak!

[robust lance]

It is

I love throwing it back

[frank notch]

throwback and madness cannot scale together

[robust lance]

Not with that attitude

[mellow surge]

Just skip the bosses (madness cannot scale on bosses)

[opaque ice]

I love getting a good run with trib then suddenly. Plant

[noble mango]

Does he know

[edgy stone]

Does Ram in Ps3 include Vram?

[noble mango]

You can't skip boss

[robust lance]

Yes you can

[cursive crater]

just gotta believe

[noble mango]

I would like to skip

[opaque ice]

The amount of curse words and slurs i said when I saw plant. I had amazing deck fixing. 2 immolates, 4 handed man's. I was pissed

[slow iris]

kinda can with chicot

play the fun game of madness roulette

[noble mango]

Doesn't give me skip tag

[opaque ice]

3 stars cuz i was doing flush

[slow iris]

i love the plant

🩷

[noble mango]

Would starting a game with 12 cards (just face cards) be broken

[slow iris]

yes

[noble mango]

You can't flush tho

[slow iris]

four of a kind easily every round

[slow iris]

flush is irrelevant

[noble mango]

Oh wait 4 oak better

[tranquil oyster]

infinite blue seals
infinite 4oaks with consistent steel procs
you can do anything

[noble mango]

Reverse abandoned deck

[tranquil oyster]

no this is like abandoned but even more so

[noble mango]

But having 12 cards bugs me a bit

You can't scale yorick that good

Btw erosion would be so ass on that

[edgy stone]

When I play abandoned, I just spam 2 pairs

[robust lance]

Nerd

[echo sphinx]

yes

[robust lance]

That was rude of me I’m sorry

[echo sphinx]

thats like saying rough gem is useless in checkered

which like
yeah. ig

[waxen dagger]

throwback my beloved <3

[latent yew]

Get the spectral

[random lark]

throwback shop 1 after double investment skip

[slow iris]

i wouldn't take tbh

[waxen dagger]

i got it all it had was aura and other useless spects

xray chal is lowkeniunely harder than it looks 😭

[random lark]

pairslop

[waxen dagger]

you cant pairslomax until u have scoring jokers

[latent yew]

Damm

[waxen dagger]

why do spectrals DESTROY ALL JOKERS??

like that seems kind of excessive no?

[weak relic]

My last xmult to put gold sticker on

[waxen dagger]

two chicots!

[latent yew]

My friend's run

He died

[slow iris]

ante 5 round 5

$5 in the bank

should've sold a chicot maybe that would've helped a bit

[latent yew]

Yea but too late

[random lark]

ancient joker yay
time to try and scuff a strush build again

[frank notch]

SERIOUSLY

[robust lance]

Credit card in your ass

[frank notch]

dagger goated??

[jagged cliff]

mustve been the wind

[lunar zealot]

credit card in your ass

[bronze widget]

nooooo hallucination 😭

[distant thunder]

credit card in the judgement after the tarot after halucination after praying for 4 bucks for the pack

[tawdry galleon]

My dad played a few games of balatro yesterday now he keeps asking to play more

He gets excited over every Jupiter he thinks flushes are the best

My little star

[frank notch]

biggest gamble of all time

[versed sable]

i assume that just kinda wins

lol

[dire sage]

oooh my god i'm going to looooose

AEIieiiiiii

pleaaaaase jimbo i need thissss

sob

my build is kinda chipless

[frank notch]

if ankh hit chad wee wouldve been destroyed and the run would have ended instantly

I GOT HACK

runs over its gg

[trail pier]

very funny build xd

[dire sage]

idc i won

I WONNNNNN

[robust lance]

This is OBVIOUSLY a brainstorm carry

[robust lance]

WRONG!!!!!!!

[bronze widget]

why couldnt the nat negative be the blueprint

[frank notch]

"here, win"

[river compass]

Wth is this run

Btw ichika is canio

[woven spire]

i got a better question

Cocktail with sleeves is insane

[river compass]

True

[woven spire]

wasn’t satisfied with 3 decks mf wanted 4

[weak lily]

Wtf does this mean i insta lose if i buy it? Never seen sm like this. And my first random double soul 🔥

(I sold canio)

[woven spire]

it does nothing

[dire sage]

you can't buy it anyway

if you get it on a full joker build, it's gonna be x1

[woven spire]

wym

[dire sage]

which is nothing

[woven spire]

it’s giving 1.5

because of bbc

[weak lily]

But i can buy it tho its flexy

[woven spire]

i’d buy it

[dim thicket]

no it just doesn't add any scoring

[weak lily]

Invis boutta ruin my day but send it

[woven spire]

1.5

[river compass]

Want to know what decks i got?

[woven spire]

is uncommon

[woven spire]

ye

[dim thicket]

oh yea thats true

did'nt think of the baseball card

[river compass]

Zodiac, Telescope and Anaglific

[dim thicket]

hell yea you got my goat Nebula Deck

[woven spire]

zodiac and nebula is one hell of a mix

[bronze widget]

js buy it

[strong gust]

Huuuuuh... Did I complete every stake for nothing ? I didn't got the achievement

[bronze widget]

AH SHIT

[river compass]

XDDD

[dim thicket]

luchador in shop trust

[bronze widget]

DOES GOING BACK AN ANTE RESET THE BOSS BLIND 💔

hieroglyph

[dim thicket]

nope

you might be cooked ;w;

[river compass]

Ok Guys HEAR ME OUT

[bronze widget]

i added a 9 to my deck its gonna carry

[dim thicket]

ohhh trueee

the run saving 9

i believe

fr though ur best bet is to spend down in shop for Luchador

thats the only option to live here

[bronze widget]

300$ spent so far

[bronze widget]

nothing

[willow frost]

man what is this lmao

[long zodiac]

hi nat negative splash

[river compass]

Lol

[icy turret]

So free

[river compass]

I am so sigma

[frank notch]

ante 1 perky!!!

[bronze widget]

ah gg

[dim thicket]

rip 😔

[minor portal]

for every baron mime, there is a plant

[weak lily]

Whoever js slid me this baron, bless u 🙏

[river compass]

Fuck you invisible

[dim thicket]

😭

[river compass]

Lets retry

[bronze widget]

why didnt you sell it first

[dim thicket]

this is why you trash your credit card before ripping invis, he loves adding more debt

[river compass]

Lets try again

[bronze widget]

howd you do that

[river compass]

I am so sigma

[bronze widget]

black magic

[river compass]

I got an idea

[noble shuttle]

I propose a change to perishable jokers :3
Instead of being perishable, how about you have to wait five rounds till you can use them :3

Aww darn 3:

[olive raptor]

Welcome Blue Stake Sticker

[noble shuttle]

wat

[river compass]

Thx wheel

[olive raptor]

The blue stake effect is a placeholder

[noble shuttle]

-# Buffering

I'm so confoosed

My teeny wolf brain has been messed up

[river compass]

Should i replace nino?

[noble shuttle]

Also, I don't have a problem with perishable jokers, I just saw that people do so I just thought of that

[ivory elbow]

what do i take here

[frank notch]

high priestess

-# sell abstract

[trail pier]

two pair gaming

[frank notch]

-# and use soul

[ivory elbow]

only tab left till C

[trail pier]

certificate + hologram my beloved

[fading dome]

What do y'all think is the main demographic for balatro? Like ~16-25 year old male?

[river compass]

Lets see how this goes

[barren verge]

should I get shoot the Moon or should I hope for baron mime run

[desert solstice]

guys if I'm looking for a voucher to complete the collection is it more convenient to restart multiple times on ante 1 if I don't get the voucher I want or just keep playing

[long zodiac]

i love pairslop

[fading dome]

Anaglyph deck and trying to get the voucher tag can be pretty good

[desert solstice]

yeah im doing it on anaglyph

[ivory elbow]

gg almost stuntman

[weak lily]

I literally called the invis was gnna cook me 😭 good run tho o7

[cold dagger]

what a shop

[trail pier]

W walkie talkie

[noble shuttle]

Here, win.

[slow iris]

sounds very maddythumbsdown tbh

[noble shuttle]

3:

I has no problems wif orange

[cold dagger]

winning is the easy part, naneinfing is the hard part

[noble shuttle]

I just knew peeps hated it and want a rework

And it was a random idea

[frosty flicker]

Just beat my first gold stake run

[noble shuttle]

yep

wao

I remember my first gold stake

I felt like gold

[frosty flicker]

Golden face + vampire my goat

[trail pier]

what a start holy

[noble shuttle]

Damn

Here comes da money

Here comes da pairs

[frosty flicker]

Rocket start ❤️‍🩹

[cold dagger]

had my first gold stake two weeks ago and now i think i can naneinf we are going silly

[trail pier]

oh my god blue seal in standard pack too???

[stiff ore]

great start

tired to losing runs on purple, so im just running a white for fun

[noble shuttle]

I still haven't even set up run with NANEINF potential and I have around 250 hours 3:

I'm so unlucky

[noble shuttle]

Here, win.

[stiff ore]

i dont even know how to set up a naneinf

[noble shuttle]

You're never going to draw that blue seal lol

[frosty flicker]

✌

[cold dagger]

I can frequently force jokers to be optimal, but I never get vouchers early enough
Like i recently had a run with three copy jokers and baron + mime, but I lacked dna, antimatter, and hand size

[trail pier]

bro what is this seed

[cold dagger]

better than an e6s5 firefly

[noble timber]

Basically

u deck fix early on

and switch to xmult on ante 8

afterwards its just a case of hitting the vouchers u need

and spectrals

[devout cove]

may i ask what is e6s5 firefly

[frosty flicker]

e6s5 firefly

[devout cove]

but what is it

[tawny venture]

I'm assuming that's star rail thing

[devout cove]

umm ok

[tawny venture]

okay yeah it is

e6s5 gave it away LOL

[cold dagger]

[cold dagger]

spend mucho money on a gacha game and get seven copies of a character and five copies of a "weapon"

[frosty flicker]

I have actually no idea

I just thought itd be funny

[random lark]

more than slightly confused by the stuntman existing here

[tawny venture]

are the rates better or worse than genshin's or are they the same

[cold dagger]

i haven't fixed my joker lineup yet dw pookie

[cold dagger]

uhhhh
idk

[frosty flicker]

Probably carrying score until smthn good

[random lark]

because this is a pairslop pivoting to baron mime

[random lark]

not even bad to be honest

[pale wolf]

what's worse is that it hasn't changed much in like 6 months

[frosty flicker]

Close enough

[pale wolf]

I kind of lost interest around 198

[humble gulch]

That little?

[pale wolf]

I feel safe in saying this game has like 200 to 250 hours of content

[cold dagger]

boom yippeee

now hopefully vouchers pull through

[pale wolf]

which is pretty good

[humble gulch]

I have barely any hours

[random lark]

you roll for a showman then blueprint #2

[tawny venture]

Guys what happens if you play a six with sixth sense and DNA

[cold dagger]

you just get it back

[tawny venture]

amazing

[cold dagger]

it copies then destroys it

[bronze rune]

what do i sell for blueprint

[random lark]

"infinite" sixth sense value, start rolling for the cryptid

[tawny venture]

Does the order matter what if sixth sense destroys it first

[cold dagger]

clown
(chad chad chad chad)

[random lark]

big chad

[bronze rune]

ok

[cold dagger]

i thought ab it but im pretty sure i've seen dna take priority regardless of position

[tawny venture]

that's good then

[dusty tusk]

How do I get good? I see this people getting like quintillions and I can’t even beat the green chip on yellow deck

[cold dagger]

what should i sell for bloodstone

[cold dagger]

practice really
spending more time with the stakes and seeing what joker combos work well is really the best way to do it

[brave goblet]

I'm pretty sure sixth sense destroys the card after everything is done (i.e. duplication and scoring)

[fathom pagoda]

Probably nothing. Very few hearts and no Oops, even the Polychrome on the Bus is gonna add more on average than Bloodstone.

[cold dagger]

appreciate it (dw i wasn't gonna sell anything anyways -- i got no hearts in the deck )

[dusty tusk]

How did you get so many cards to be the same

[brave goblet]

Purple seals to make death

[fathom pagoda]

Plus lots of money from gold cards + Mime to find even more deaths in shop

[cold dagger]

^^^

these

[stark nimbus]

Sell the bus stop

[cold dagger]

and im also playing in ghost deck which gives me more opportunities to get Déjà vu, or red seals, plus cryptids to get more money, more hanged men, and more deaths

[brave goblet]

the bus stop is just a placeholder x1.5, he can afford to hold on to it

it's not detrimental

[cold dagger]

as a funny man in a black shirt said “it isn’t ab luck but money”

[dusty tusk]

What hands do you guys go for

[brave goblet]

pair

pairslop, pairslop

[cold dagger]

whatever the game gives me since I don’t like pairslop

(but I did pairslop this run)

[brave goblet]

if ancient joker -> flushes
if multiple saturns in the beginning -> straights
otherwise -> pair

[brave goblet]

if squoker -> doesn't matter

[bronze rune]

should i shoot for dna

[brave goblet]

Sure

photochad on its way out

[cold dagger]

it could help

[noble shuttle]

uhm

That's pretty lucky

+2 blue seals

Woa

My fourth blue seal

N-Nooooooo

Blue

seal

galore

[waxen quartz]

nothing. didn't even have to look at your deck 🙂

[random lark]

if painted deck -> pair likely replaced with 3oak or 4oak unless stated otherwise

[brave goblet]

It's hard to believe, but painted deck is a pair deck

[humble gulch]

Deck fixed

[bronze rune]

ok thanks

[random lark]

you CAN play the 5 card hands but 2 more hand size means you are getting more gold cards in your hand

[brave goblet]

Exactly

[random lark]

but if i see a runner i'm playing straights the whole run

[brave goblet]

most people don't believe it, but runner is a pair joker

[noble shuttle]

Dude

[brave goblet]

if anything, upgrading straights is detrimental to the runner because you end up playing less straights

[random lark]

i feel like runner's intended purpose was to give you a safety net if you don't draw the straight
kinda makes sense that the safety net is the pair problem

[tawny venture]

that madness actually looks crazy as a polychrome

[willow frost]

it does

[random lark]

lsd joker

[noble shuttle]

Bro 😭

[willow frost]

should be kept in a maximum security prison at all times

[humble gulch]

Bruh

[random lark]

i had a plant ante 9 run like this and i only got out of it by strengthing my steel kings and deathing them
twas very scary but i lost anyway because of a failed idol pivot

[noble shuttle]

Only two pairs to beat violet vessal, this was the BLUEST Gold Stake run I've had
+4 joker stickers! :3

[jagged cliff]

The only boss that could stop my build 💔

[random lark]

i couldn't ever guess this was a pair run

[noble shuttle]

lmao

[random lark]

woulda thought it was a 4oak run

[noble shuttle]

Really?

It's the most PAIR I've ever had.

[random lark]

you have 8 2s, 7 4s, and 7 5s

[noble shuttle]

Fair enough

I just had so high of a pair level that I just paired it up

[plain nimbus]

The 8 blue seals says otherwise tbh

[ancient gyro]

ignoring the obvious deck bloat that makes larger poker hands more inconsistent

[noble shuttle]

I had so many

[random lark]

it's honestly surprising how it got that bad

[ancient gyro]

no it's not

[plain nimbus]

Hologram

[ancient gyro]

this is normal hologram behavior

[noble shuttle]

Ye lol

Should I do it again >:3

[random lark]

forgot about joker build

[ancient gyro]

forgot about balatro

[plain nimbus]

Madness is always the answer

[random lark]

forgot how to play the game after getting handed wins on painted deck

[noble shuttle]

What did I do to upset the RNG gods 😭

I lost

[random lark]

377 + 230 > 600

[noble shuttle]

No

Lie

like*

It was doing the animation

for the score thingy

[random lark]

makes sense

[noble shuttle]

When I took the screenshot

It was like 530 smth

[random lark]

losing a potential god run on ante 1 boss

what a classic

[noble shuttle]

RNGesus hates me sometimes

[ancient gyro]

did you not take anything else in the second shop

[humble gulch]

Free win

[random lark]

ante 1 death

[humble gulch]

Bruh

[noble shuttle]

I was tryna keep my money in tact

Not my fault I got handed one flush

and only one

[ancient gyro]

you had rebate, it was always going to be intact

rolling down with it is normal plus your build had no scoring

[noble shuttle]

A polychrome is usually enough to beat ante 1

(In my experience)

[ancient gyro]

why wasn't it here 🥀

ok

[errant bolt]

Photochad keeps coming to me and winning me runs lmao, even on abandoned deck

[ancient gyro]

almost like x mult early isn't a priority

[olive flax]

Just got my 4th deck up to Gold

[pale wolf]

balatro time? misuse of channel time? 😀

[noble shuttle]

Nice :3

[olive flax]

Magic

[weary whale]

MONEY MONEY MONEY

ALWAYS SUNNY

IN A RICH MAN’S WORLD

[olive flax]

Now deciding between green and zodiac

[noble shuttle]

HOLY

[olive flax]

Oh dang

[random lark]

black deck

[ancient gyro]

1.1 channel changes came too early

[random lark]

why would you ever not take the negative skip

[noble shuttle]

wat?

[errant bolt]

neg skip imo depends on your willingness to gamble

[pale wolf]

in today's erratic deck run, i have a buttload of 10s
ended up with 4 Aces, 12 faces, and 36 pip cards though

[plain nimbus]

Investment tag is better without doubt

[errant bolt]

if it hits something not good for your build it sucks

[random lark]

wait i just realized it's black stake

i was talking about the negative skip because of gold stickers for c++

[ancient gyro]

in today's run we'll see if zebra breaks his ws pb

[weary whale]

None ever showed up my entire run

[pale wolf]

oh its at 0 rn

[ancient gyro]

😀

[errant bolt]

A number of the skip tags require you to be willing to gamble

[pale wolf]

i forgor what the previous run was doing and didnt car about streak so new runned

[random lark]

full house vs 4oak

[pale wolf]

literally never vs maybe if luck

[random lark]

full house so buns

[ancient gyro]

idk if my rotating pairless profile is streakable

[random lark]

you gotta make a naninf++ profile

[pale wolf]

nevermind :pog:

[ancient gyro]

i had like 4 impossible events happen to me so I thought 15 was possible

then got hit with a knock at the door

[pale wolf]

oh shit stm just showed up

[ancient gyro]

[pale wolf]

actually pretty fun run ahead

get outta here with your shameless advertising and ai slop pfp

[ancient gyro]

rule 8 moment

[humble gulch]

I hate erratic

[weary whale]

New run on ghost deck

4 polychrome jokers before the Ante 3 Small Blind

[random lark]

this isn't getting hard pivoted to baron on ante 6 i swear

[ancient gyro]

baron was never a consideration

[spark canyon]

mmmmmmm stencil

[pale wolf]

nor is it swapping to a splash/idol build at ante 5

or a countless number of other terrible ideas

[random lark]

baron with 3 kings in deck

[livid scroll]

there be treasure

[pale wolf]

switching from stm to baron is funny bc is there any upside

still plant, still mark

still same issue with having to draw the rank

[ancient gyro]

you might die to flint more easily

[pale wolf]

it works better with high planet levels, theres an upside

[random lark]

only upside is endless but endless isn't real

[pale wolf]

and peak scoring yea

[ancient gyro]

it sells for more

[pale wolf]

You actually can, i made lots of digital art as a 13 year old

[versed sable]

-# it begins again

[livid scroll]

a raw phone picture of a badly drawn olive on paper is times better than ai

[pale wolf]

it doesnt need to be good, it'll be real

thanks for the excuses that i also have

[ancient gyro]

I've certainly never heard of this before 🐴

[trail pier]

the worlds free-est run

[random lark]

endless is only real for the 10 vouchers achievement and getting to ante 12

[pale wolf]

well bottom line is that you can't just advertise your stream in places not meant for it, regardless of ai slop

[random lark]

more reason to pivot OUT of baron

[ancient gyro]

never pivoted in the first place

[barren ivy]

should Ghost Deck allow The Fool to copy Spectral Cards?

[random lark]

baron is in the top 5 bait jokers so pivoting to it isn't the best idea

[ancient gyro]

rule 8 moment

[livid scroll]

crazy usage of your free will

[pale wolf]

me saying endless isnt real:
lilo swinging in on a vine to say "petroglyph":
-# me clearly misusing a meme format:

[versed sable]

i think having a spectral that accomplishes that instead would be neat, but also i like spectrals being semi mindless in that you don't have to remember everything you're doing
either way, ghost deck is really good already you don't need to make it better

[barren ivy]

Nah

We need more buffs to the most powerful deck

[livid scroll]

that's right, until you get arrested or shot down

[random lark]

if a run needs petroglyph to survive it was doomed from the start

[pale wolf]

the last thing I need to spend time on is arguing with 13 year olds online about the ethics of ai slop art

[versed sable]

i can't draw either but i have art from friends; you can try asking someone you're friends with or you can try to commission someone ig
also i assume #🎥・videos-and-streams is the channel you should be using if you wanna post your own channel/streams, not this channel

[pale wolf]

its just for the unlock

[livid scroll]

you wouldn't really do anything else either

[ancient gyro]

<@&1133519078540185692> free will is free will

[random lark]

just like you buy magic trick for the illusion unlock since there's no other reason to buy it

[livid scroll]

yeah am i right🤣

[pale wolf]

there's 1 other reason

and its an uncommon scaling xmult joker

[ancient gyro]

oh c9

[versed sable]

magic trick in endless,,, <3

[pale wolf]

yea you buy magic trick for the juicy 9s

(no)

[humble gulch]

A dog can draw...

[ancient gyro]

oh

they can paint too

I saw a few reels of them doing that with their pet owners

[humble gulch]

Elephants too

[versed sable]

meow

[random lark]

-gets hologram
-no standard packs
-spectrals don't give cards
magic trick clutch trust

[humble gulch]

I don't think anyone has trained their cat to paint yet

[versed sable]

no wonder i can't draw

:3

[humble gulch]

Giraffes can paint too, giraffes are pretty smart

[noble shuttle]

I could've had two new stickers. This boss is genuinely unfair.
What do y'all think?

[versed sable]

-# that's a lot of Gs in the seed
yeah crimson heart is rough,,

[noble shuttle]

It's all luck based.

[random lark]

is that a pairslop run

[ancient gyro]

yeah it happens

[humble gulch]

Just try; believing you can't is the first step to failure

[noble shuttle]

I hope it gets a rework

[ancient gyro]

it won't most likely

[noble shuttle]

It's the only boss where skill doesn't really matter.

[humble gulch]

I think it's fine

[ancient gyro]

most of the fixes are tied to naneinf interactions

[gentle basalt]

Its one of the only two real ante 8 bosses
I hope the other 3 get reworks

[humble gulch]

And why not keep trying?

[ancient gyro]

"i just don't want to"

[random lark]

serpent nerf incoming

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[gentle basalt]

This is totally not what thunk said...

[noble shuttle]

plz no i not get anywhere near nane yet 3:

[livid scroll]

lack of self belief is the main point in being unable to succeed in your life. No man was born perfect, and no man has ever achieved prrfection. Perfection is an illusion, all what matters is your personal satisfaction in your actions and a way to impress other people. Never back down, everyone has potential to be whatever they want

[minor spear]

Pain

[noble shuttle]

I had a perishable rental blueprint earlier lol

[random lark]

deck check

[ancient gyro]

you're right what was I thinking 🪿

[random lark]

even though it's bait anyway

[humble gulch]

Naneinf is easy once you achieve it

[noble shuttle]

It's not about easy

It's about

I can't get lucky enough

[humble gulch]

One in five seeds are naneinf-able

[noble shuttle]

I've never heard that before

[random lark]

definitely bait

[livid scroll]

ahaha, then, you do yours mate

as long as you keep smiling

:)

[noble shuttle]

:3

[ancient gyro]

it was a statistical rundown from docspectred and the voucher rng left over after encountering the shift to naneinf

[ancient gyro]

horse

[pale wolf]

me after spending 2 minutes tracing an emoji

[humble gulch]

Nice dog

[noble shuttle]

I still don't get lucky enough to get those seeds when I'm going for it 3:

I pull Mine N Baron a lot

[ancient gyro]

you draw like a 13 year old

[gentle basalt]

I cant tell if you are sarcastic or not
One is fixing bugs, which were never intended in the first place
The other is fixing a boss which is usually easier than a normal blind, which shouldnt be how bosses are

[ancient gyro]

oh

[noble shuttle]

I'm 16 and can't even draw like that- 🥀

[humble gulch]

I can draw, I don't really like drawing tho

[sly osprey]

I would just remind folks that sharing personal information about yourselves is not recommended on the server.

[ancient gyro]

im not gonna immediately frown on somebody for tracing art

oh

[humble gulch]

Painting on the other hand, I'm trash at coloring

[ancient gyro]

ight

[pale wolf]

i mean ive wanted this place to be age gated for probably over a year now

🦓

[ancient gyro]

so here's my W2 receipts

yeah

can we get an age captcha check

[livid scroll]

get a jokerless naneinf to verify

[noble shuttle]

Tbh, I've never understood how age is personal but if you want me to I'll stop.

[pale wolf]

It's just a literacy test

[lusty cradle]

yo does anybody know how much the update will add or is it unknown rn?

[humble gulch]

There's still predators so

[ancient gyro]

it's better left as a surprise

[lusty cradle]

ok

[noble shuttle]

I'm not dumb 3:

[versed sable]

my understanding is that underage people are a lot more susceptible to weirdos and scammers

w>

[pale wolf]

very little is known, but pretty confident about things like Blue stake, idol, matador rework, 100% guarantee on serpent rework and some small definition changes for royal flush

[humble gulch]

It'll add a new number to the current version

[sly osprey]

Not everyone can be trusted on the internet, the less personal data accessible about you, the better. Just a general rule.

[pale wolf]

and we have had at least one Joker teased another banana Joker

[random lark]

-sees message
-clicks on tag
checks out

[noble shuttle]

They're so obvious lol

[versed sable]

yeah this is better worded than me, thank you

[humble gulch]

Shut up ❤️‍🩹

[noble shuttle]

Meany 3:<

[random lark]

reference to a certain video

[sly osprey]

My comment wasn't directed at any specifically, just reminding folks based on conversation I did see in relation to mod tags.

[robust lance]

Smosh

[pale wolf]

wait did the child get nuked

lmfao

[noble shuttle]

wat

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[versed sable]

what a sentence

LOL

[robust lance]

Y’all nuked a child?

[ancient gyro]

it's a safer environment to be in, knowing that you don't know the exact composition of minors in a specific community

[noble shuttle]

Out of context that's crazy
-# (I don't have context)

[versed sable]

-# coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb?

[pale wolf]

honestly in years past that would have been a completely absurd statement but now I realize it's a nonzero chance to be unironic

[humble gulch]

I'm not made out of context

[random lark]

screenshot worthy

[humble gulch]

Dying ant vs supernova

[versed sable]

supernova balatro

[ancient gyro]

wee vs nova

[humble gulch]

Dying banana vs supernova

[versed sable]

wee is a better joker though

[pale wolf]

wait wee blows nova out of the water

[ancient gyro]

size spectacle

[noble shuttle]

Anyways, back to my point from earlier.
Crimson Heart should be reworked as it's entirely luck based.
I have lost really good Gold Stake runs because it went back and fourth on my XMult jokers.

[fading dome]

underage child vs trigger-happy moderator?

[humble gulch]

I don't mind Crimsom Heart

[livid scroll]

what isn't luck based in this game after all

[random lark]

chip scaling joker that isn't hand based vs mult scaling joker that is completely hand based

[versed sable]

-# crimson heart should actually be kept exactly as it is because crimson bean is fun
it does kinda suck though

[noble shuttle]

Crimson bean will be patched ya know

[pale wolf]

discord moderators and their chinny chin chin hair triggers or something
nah i think it was reasonable moderation

[random lark]

me when the rule 8

[gentle basalt]

But wouldnt you lose to vessel anyways then (most x mult dont go above 3 - 4 x)

[noble shuttle]

No

I wouldn't

:3

[robust lance]

What if I make it so

[ancient gyro]

when you have 2 of them that changes

or more

your x9 can turn into an x3

[noble shuttle]

Crazy gamble
(Skip tags)

[humble gulch]

Playing Balatro with four hours of sleep skill boost

[fading dome]

I didn't see the age but it probably was valid. I just said it cuz the moderators here can ban very quickly haha

[humble gulch]

I'd only take one...

[fading dome]

What rule 8?

[random lark]

self promo

[ancient gyro]

promoting their twitch

and self identification of being a minor

which isnt the safest approach

[fading dome]

Ah, also didn't see that

yeah that's a yikes

[pale wolf]

it was something like "i'm 13 so I'm incapable of not using an AI slop profile picture, also I'm going to advertise here whether you like it or not"

[ancient gyro]

in a server with known adults

yeah

[pale wolf]

mostly the second part

[noble shuttle]

Hey now, you say that like I did both

[ancient gyro]

im talking about the other guy

[noble shuttle]

Oh

OH

Damn

[ancient gyro]

idk what crimes you've done

[gentle basalt]

?
I understand your x9 can turn to x3, but thats the same as in vessel

In most cases, vessel is at least as hard as crimson heart

[ancient gyro]

vv is predictable

[humble gulch]

Holy face cards

[ancient gyro]

well yeah

[noble shuttle]

I'm a wolf who uses ":3" that's all you need to know.

[fading dome]

how would you want it to be reworked though?

[noble shuttle]

Hate me, I dare ya

[humble gulch]

A GOOD DECK FOR STRAIGHTS ❤️‍🩹

[noble shuttle]

Not sure :3

[gentle basalt]

Only when your big +mult source gets debuffed too often, thats sad
But even then, crimson heart at least alternates

[humble gulch]

Finally

[robust lance]

Goober

[humble gulch]

Debt speedrun

[noble shuttle]

rrrawr >:3

[pale wolf]

yeah how do you alter Crimson heart while still keeping the general theme

[livid scroll]

every joker debuffed until 1 playing card sold

[noble shuttle]

Have you seen my mobney?

money*

[robust lance]

If you get any sillier you will EXPLODE!!! Be careful sis

[ancient gyro]

they prob just didn't want any repeats until all jokers had a hands worth of x's

[frank notch]

person

[humble gulch]

I haven't seen your mobney

[fading dome]

Honestly great suggestion. I think there used to be a thread for that in #1155557846805643434 🤔

[noble shuttle]

rrrrrrawr >:3
Uh o-
-# BOOM

[noble shuttle]

Moneeyyyyyy*

[robust lance]

NNOOOOOO

[pale wolf]

what if Crimson heart disabled the Jokers in the order that you obtained them

That way it would still be a skill test but you would be able to predict it if you were paying enough attention

[noble shuttle]

Qwerry, you're mean 3:

[frank grove]

I mean I think that makes it too easy

[fading dome]

Yeah I was thinking something like this too tbh

[humble gulch]

I only know about mobney tho

[frank notch]

so the negative useless joker cheesing doesnt work

[ancient gyro]

oh cool I have a time bomb before my x mult jokers get minced

[pale wolf]

unless you have a lot of hands I guess yeah

[noble shuttle]

Hm...

[fading dome]

that definitely favours your best jokers though, no?

edit: as in more likely to pick your best jokers

[ancient gyro]

I want acorn to do a similar thing in that it hides your score

[frank notch]

including its current effect or no

[livid scroll]

calculator moment

[frank grove]

Acorn hiding which jokers are activating would actually make it a tougher boss

[pale wolf]

perhaps the initial pic is random and then it goes in order

[gentle basalt]

It still shows the joker triggering or not?

If yes, whats the point
If no, wtf??

[ancient gyro]

memory test

[gentle basalt]

No, just forcing 0.5x everytime

(Just to be safe)

[fading dome]

Hmm yeah that could work. Might be a bit hard to describe as effect though lol

[frank grove]

I also think being able to save scum in acorn is a little busted

[noble shuttle]

Spaceman hate will not be tolerated

[ancient gyro]

who knows if that gets removed or not

[frank grove]

If you have a bp and need to find where to place it you can just save scum a hand and then gg

[ancient gyro]

but I like that interaction for mark/wheel/house/fish so idk

[noble shuttle]

Forgot I did this

[ancient gyro]

what if it shuffles every time you reenter the game :)

[frank grove]

What if it shuffles every hand

[ancient gyro]

or every hand idk

[frank grove]

Then we game

[pale wolf]

I don't see save scumming changing in any meaningful way but I can definitely see acorn yoinking the card out of your mouse grip

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[robust lance]

Taking it instantly kills you

[humble gulch]

I love straights, I never have the chance to build around straights on erratic

[noble shuttle]

lmao

[ancient gyro]

they can be possible depending on how many 4s 6s and/or 10s you have on erratic

[noble shuttle]

Usually the only time I save-scum is when I accidentally sell Mercury instead of using it.

[pale wolf]

i scum everything

Win at all costs

[ancient gyro]

when I blind pick a pair on my pairless profile

[robust lance]

I do it when my invisible joker hits something I don’t want

[humble gulch]

Alright bro

[pale wolf]

invis without scumming drops a tier and a half

[ancient gyro]

i wanted to do a scumless run but the poll favored something else

[frank grove]

I will only save scum if I accidentally play a hand wrong in some way

[frank notch]

i didnt even know you could scum invissy

thought the seed would dictate what joker you got

[pale wolf]

if you didn't know you could save scum invis then you probably just didn't know about save scuming at all

[robust lance]

Imagine someone just places it in between two tiers instead of low on one tier

[frank notch]

well i knew you could scum crimson

[pale wolf]

well you can undo it and sell the Joker that it hits

it can't copy a Joker that isn't there

[ancient gyro]

I don't think you can scum crimson after knowing it's next target in traditional manner

[noble shuttle]

This boss didn't do anything wrong, I just hate it.

[robust lance]

Golden joker carry

[humble gulch]

I love lucky cards

[robust lance]

Lucky cards are obviously the best card

[royal shale]

yes but the way that its randomly generated, iirc, is kinda weird

and also you can just sell the joker

[pale wolf]

yeah there's also some buffoonery around the set changing size between antes or something

[frank grove]

The jokers invis decided to hit is also weird

[royal shale]

is it that?

[pale wolf]

Not entirely sure, I have a vague memory of it from perhaps Lilo

[royal shale]

I thought it was based on order of when you take each joker and the random number

[frank grove]

Cause you can buy and sell jokers in different antes to make it not hit a bad eternal for example

You have to scum a lot for it to work well

[royal shale]

might be wrong ts is complex

[pale wolf]

I think it might change when you only make the set bigger? I think aimlessly saying things like this is only making things worse 🦓

[vernal breach]

I swear invis joker is hard coded to hit the most useless jokers in a specific scenario

[royal shale]

yeah fair enough

mb :P

[pale wolf]

programming some sort of determination for what Joker is useful in a specific scenario would probably be like 2 times the size of blatro

[frank grove]

Yeah from my experience if you have empty slots and fill them in a new ante it can hit something else

[humble gulch]

This is quite fast deck fixing

[royal shale]

truke

[pale wolf]

@cloud sinew what's the hidden knowledge about invis determination

[ancient gyro]

that's been my default assumption if I need to open joker slots

[noble shuttle]

Blue

[pale wolf]

That's actually ghost

yw

[noble shuttle]

-_-

[ancient gyro]

it's green

[frank grove]

I thought the seals were among us for a second

[pale wolf]

It's the third Terraria gender

slime

[ancient gyro]

pluh

[noble shuttle]

MACHINE
Why have these mortals voted me out? I was doing my tasks when I saw a dead body

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[pale wolf]

did it proc

[frank grove]

Does it ever

[robust lance]

Yes

[pale wolf]

i imagine fork says that every time she loses a bloodstone run

[humble gulch]

Me turning a spade into a spade by accident

[frank grove]

Fortune teller value 🔥

[robust lance]

Exactly what I do

[ancient gyro]

everything going alright upstairs?
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[robust lance]

“Oh man let me click on that”
“Is that an ip grabber?”

[ancient gyro]

she must really like redstoney

[pale wolf]

I was just disappointed neither was a Rick roll

[shell dagger]

Hello
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[noble shuttle]

My pairs are so high putting grimbo after constellation does nothing 😨

[green dragon]

How?

[robust lance]

Why are your pants on fire

[serene forge]

ip grabber

[ancient gyro]

I never bothered to check but

careful

[serene forge]

how is bloodstone gonna proc if I dont touch it with a 10 foot pole

[robust lance]

It just does

[serene forge]

not

[robust lance]

You know when your body randomly twitches for no reason

[frank notch]

i just need a deja vu and i'll have a god card

[serene forge]

yes

[robust lance]

That’s bloodstone triggering

[serene forge]

and devil

[pale wolf]

|| You just lost the game||

↑ DO NOT CLICK ↑

[robust lance]

Ok I won’t

[ancient gyro]

@ceremonial dagger

[pale wolf]

very nice

[ancient gyro]

you missed one