i turned two foiled glass queens into blank aces
#🕹・game-discussion
tame sluice
median grove
honestly wrap it up
someone else can have the run
am i deckfixed enough for idol?
13 queens and 35 cards
modest snow
nope
serene forge
I hate Bloodstone
median grove
okay ill let it pass in teh shop
modest snow
thats only like a 1/3 chance it hits
well maybe pick it up now if your scoring allows for it
heady fable
I hate Bloodstone
What about oops? Not bloodstone with oops just oops
serene forge
What about oops? Not bloodstone with oops just oops
dice is good
modest snow
but idk how much it will change your score if you do get it to hit
foggy berry
this looks a bit too long for a seed name 🤔
red sparrow
Can someone give me an inspirational quote that sounds stupid
foggy berry
"Can someone give me an inspirational quote that sounds stupid"
-KARATERBROHAM
serene forge
Can someone give me an inspirational quote that sounds stupid
a bowl is most useful when it's empty
cursive crater
Can someone give me an inspirational quote that sounds stupid
inspirational quote that sounds stupid
serene forge
what
cursive crater
and you came to balatro #🕹・game-discussion
red sparrow
Yes
cursive crater
brother
red sparrow
She needs game
frank notch
She’s my friend
youre gonna be friendzoned
cursive crater
no way you got a date
w reading comprehension
serene forge
you'd get a date if you used skip tags less
cursive crater
youd get a date if you played more straights
serene forge
lesbians
red sparrow
She called you all stupid
serene forge
She called you all stupid
if she can't write her own love letter she doesn't deserve them
red sparrow
lol
cursive crater
She called you all stupid
nah im smart
fringe nebula
Can someone give me an inspirational quote that sounds stupid
you are obligated to achieve something in your life
bold gyro
I just bought the game last night played a few runs finally won my first run today. Someone in another cord said I should learn to high card but didn’t explain.
Can someone explain what this means ? High card is the lowest hand so what is there to learn? How do I turn it into high value?
fringe nebula
I just bought the game last night played a few runs finally won my first run tod...
there are lots of jokers that works well with small hands like high card and pairs
bold gyro
there are lots of jokers that works well with small hands like high card and pai...
Got a link to a YouTube video that can teach me this?
bold gyro
Thanks
Illl watch that later tonight or tomorrow
I didn’t think I’d like this game so I avoided it
fringe nebula
even if blue seal gets reworked somehow, pair builds are still very cost-efficient
bold gyro
Not into card games since I already play MTG
but this is definitely addictive
Usually I only play action roguelites
versed sable
Thanks
the tl;dr is "blue seals good, scaling jokers good, not needing to draw big hand is good; and those outweigh bigger hands with current balance"
bold gyro
I won with a flush build I’m going to try it again before I try different build
Flush build is simple and effective to understand
Need help figuring out how to win with and make other builds lol
versed sable
flush is what everyone starts on yeah lmao
it makes the most sense but it falls off a little too much on higher difficulty
median grove
does anyone know how to make jokers negative on balatro calculator?
im having trouble
foggy berry
She needs game
balatro is also a game but maybe not the kind u r looking for
red sparrow
I just bought the game last night played a few runs finally won my first run tod...
Upgrade is and start gooning to jimbo for good jokers
I MEAN PRAYING
versed sable
does anyone know how to make jokers negative on balatro calculator?
does it have a joker limit?
if not then it doesn't matter
median grove
does it have a joker limit?
yeah it does have a limit of 7
bold gyro
Upgrade is and start gooning to jimbo for good jokers
Is?
bold gyro
Also I unlocked blue yellow green back and magic decks which is the one I should use for flush build?
red sparrow
Yellow
bold gyro
Ok thanks going to try it now
red sparrow
Also it unlocks ghost deck my pookie
bold gyro
All cards are considered face cards joke or blue joker ?
Or are neither of these good for flush build ?
Also got option for Buffoon pack
versed sable
screenshot more helpful,,
also #🕹・run-discussion , perhaps
bold gyro
Yeh posted there
ancient gyro
🚽
red sparrow
All cards are considered face cards joke or blue joker ?
I love pyrodiliosquibitititititybooboptungtungtangsahirlookassphobia
ancient gyro
boob
ancient gyro
why did you say boob
hidden lance
went 1 in 23 with lucky cards when lucky cat was my only x mult
median grove
how accurate is balatro calculator?
do you think i can clear this hand with 4oak?
terse vale
terse vale
how accurate is balatro calculator?
I mean it iiis a calculator
median grove
im scared!
terse vale
since you have lucky cards there will be variance in the score but it won’t matter
plug it in if its that scary 
wintry igloo
non-sealed bp on madness build 🥀
median grove
I mean it iiis a calculator
do i clear that easily? i dont really know how much bigger e is than 94 billion
terse vale
2 sf
people in my class this year said this was crazy hard
IDONT SEE IT
just remember the energy levels 
slow iris
what the hell is this
ancient gyro
ugh id play it if I had time
median grove
okay i used one balatro calculator and i got 4.5e^12
and i used another one and i got 4 billion
how much smaller is 4.5 bill than 4.5e?
noble shuttle
I've played Gold Stake so much it's starting to feel normal and it's starting to get easy but not consistent yet. Is that normal?
acoustic kettle
I've played Gold Stake so much it's starting to feel normal and it's starting to...
Should start getting consistent soon after that
noble shuttle
wowie!!!
:3
To think- I got C+ like last week or so
My skill has skyrocketed exponentially.
I've watched it do so.
I've gotten 10 joker stickers today!
acoustic kettle
Nice
acoustic kettle
Pink name
noble shuttle
Today I learned that Rough Gem is seriously underrated
median grove
ive never made it this far in the game
noble shuttle
Nah, it's not.
median grove
Nah, it's not.
how come?
modest snow
youll probably not get much good from it but idk if theres any better skip tag
noble shuttle
You're on aneglyph
median grove
i dont know what that is
modest snow
do you have antimatter voucher?
acoustic kettle
noble shuttle
Ye!
modest snow
you might want to save them for voucher skip to get antimatter
median grove
do you have antimatter voucher?
nah
what does antimatter do?
ive never made it to ante 14!
median grove
oh i dont have that unlocked
median grove
or is it already unlocked at the beginning of the game?
modest snow
its not unlocked by default
median grove
yeah i dont have it unlocked
okay im skipping! this is what ive been waiting for
these skips have been filling my youtube shorts and this is the first time im doing it
plain briar
does ridethebus go?
wintry igloo
got verdant leaf with this deck, any suggestions?
modest snow
does ridethebus go?
brainstorm could be anything, even another ride the bus!
median grove
brainstorm could be anything, even another ride the bus!
look at this run ive been playing for like 2 hours!
acoustic kettle
got verdant leaf with this deck, any suggestions?
Cry idk
median grove
with your help
modest snow
let us know what you get from the negatives
wintry igloo
got verdant leaf with this deck, any suggestions?
a negative skip just saved me
phew
median grove
should i start playing my glasses? i dont think i really trust balatro calculator
median grove
and i guess i should be as stingey as possible with my glass cards
especially my red seal
slow iris
how much smaller is 4.5 bill than 4.5e?
4.5e12 is 4.5 trillion
steady jasper
very nicee ante 39 naninf
wintry igloo
a negative skip just saved me
another ante down, yay
acoustic kettle
especially my red seal
Make some copies of the glass red seal
median grove
gotcha
steady jasper
XDZK16EZ seed 3 perkeos ante 3 yall try it
wintry igloo
nice
slow iris
XDZK16EZ seed 3 perkeos ante 3 yall try it
post in #1156061354076155944 or #🌱・seed-chat
steady jasper
mhm
modest snow
especially my red seal
yeah red seals will really increase your score
median grove
okay it says i should be getting 3.6 e^16 on a e^13 hand
and thats only using 1 glass card
but im worried i screwed something up!
median grove
yeah red seals will really increase your score
2.5 e^15 is much bigger than 4e^13 right?
terse vale
ugh id play it if I had time
yeah the runs can be very long ..
hidden lance
thank u obelisk
median grove
okay from my negative tag i got: half joker, runner, troubador, rtb, blue joker, fortune teller, rocket, and popcorn lol
a seltzer would have been really good
but i have 20 jokers! this is the most ive ever had
modest snow
more than I ever had
median grove
really?
scenic mortar
GIVE ME SUGGESTIONS TO GET A EASY NANEINF
rich mauve
ante 14 🫡
modest snow
okay from my negative tag i got: half joker, runner, troubador, rtb, blue joker...
troubador would've been really good if you had baron / mime setup
tranquil oasis
modest snow
wow so this is a really good run!
you just gotta copy your red seal glass and try to get a dusk to increase your score
tranquil oasis
yeehaw
median grove
you just gotta copy your red seal glass and try to get a dusk to increase your s...
replace chad with dusk right
modest snow
replace chad with dusk right
yep
chad does 2 retriggers but dusk will give you 5
or seltzer
cloud wolf
I literally came seeing this
modest snow
am i dumb?
wdym
tranquil oasis
I literally came seeing this
what was in the buffoon pack
cloud wolf
what was in the buffoon pack
Sry I didn't open it
cloud wolf
Just speed running every deck
nova junco
idol now??? 20 queens with 32 cards
Depends on what the other cards are
Like can you survive if the idol hits anything other than a queen
modest snow
are you able to score enough of it doesn't hit what you want
nova junco
If not, that's a 12/30 chance to die every round which is like 1/3.5
slim lance
Finally! (I think golden needle was harder than jokerless)
median grove
okay let me run the calculator
bronze widget
Finally! (I think golden needle was harder than jokerless)
What about the challenge of finding your true prupose in life
median grove
does anyone know what the card id is on balatro calculator
nova junco
does anyone know what the card id is on balatro calculator
Wdym
modest snow
you can just put another trib as the idol
slim lance
What about the challenge of finding your true prupose in life
It resumes now
modest snow
effectively does the same thing
nova junco
I don't think you need a calculator
median grove
you can just put another trib as the idol
oh okay
bronze widget
Yeah calculafor just makes the game boring
nova junco
I don't think you need a calculator
You don't need to know the exact score just the order of magnitude that you can probably guess correctly enough
median grove
If not, that's a 12/30 chance to die every round which is like 1/3.5
okay if idol hits i win by a lot and if idol misses
i die lol
nova junco
Then unless you'll die anyways it's not worth it
modest snow
make sure that if idol does hit just skip to the boss blind
median grove
Yeah calculafor just makes the game boring
im on ante 15! i need it
median grove
are you able to score enough of it doesn't hit what you want
yes with glass
so i think i should buy it, because my potential is a lot higher if it hits right?
median grove
okay thankds
dusty void
Yo does anyone here play cryptid
versed sable
dusty void
Oh right thanks
lean parcel
He do you use perkeo? I heard it’s one of the best jokers but the first time I got it it did basically nothing
lime remnant
He do you use perkeo? I heard it’s one of the best jokers but the first time I g...
did you read what it does....
modest snow
it's only really good if you're able to get blueprints and brainstorms and copy something like death, fools, hermit, cryptids, etc
lean parcel
did you read what it does....
I know what it does but idk how it’s supposed to be that good
lime remnant
I know what it does but idk how it’s supposed to be that good
you need a strong consumable to dupe and some few copying jokers to increase perkeo production
lean parcel
All I got from it was like 2 extra tarot cards mayhe I just got it too late in the run to build up anything
hybrid tendon
balatrodle in 3
lime remnant
All I got from it was like 2 extra tarot cards mayhe I just got it too late in t...
what ante?
lean parcel
Between 7 and 8
zinc zephyr
I cannot separate them...
lime remnant
Between 7 and 8
probably can try to pivot to an endless run but yeah if you get perkeo that late it doesnt do much to help you win the 8th ante
lean parcel
probably can try to pivot to an endless run but yeah if you get perkeo that late...
I alr lost on the last boss blind
median grove
is endless actually "endless" or is ante 16 endless?
lean parcel
How tf do you even get 20 joker slots my guy😭
lime remnant
is endless actually "endless" or is ante 16 endless?
endless is ante 39 endless 😂
median grove
How tf do you even get 20 joker slots my guy😭
this is the most jokers ive ever had!
lean parcel
Most I’ve had is like 7 or 8
median grove
i am playing on the deck that gives double tags and i skipped a negative tag
but most of them do nothing
serene forge
3/28/26 balatordle in 3
zinc zephyr
94 negative mr bones=
median grove
oh true!
wait if i pop mr bones does idol reset?
if it hits my queens then i can win and go to ante 17
zinc zephyr
Idol resets with round so yeah pretty sure
median grove
theres a chance!
and also maybe if i skip this blind i can negative seltzer?
or is the chance of that ridiculously low lol
modest snow
is endless actually "endless" or is ante 16 endless?
ante 39 is truly the end
serene forge
if it hits my queens then i can win and go to ante 17
you're not hitting 25% of the score without idol
zinc zephyr
theres a chance!
Copying trib should be better than sock if you dont got idol on king or queen
median grove
oh true im several es behind
zinc zephyr
you're not hitting 25% of the score without idol
Maybe full house is level 583 you never know
The things space joker can do
median grove
Copying trib should be better than sock if you dont got idol on king or queen
nah its worse
well good game
zinc zephyr
Darn
serene forge
I hate Bloodstone
zinc zephyr
Foiled again!
unborn cliff
I hate Bloodstone
we know
zinc zephyr
Anywho in the 1 month I was globally disconnected from the internet i got C++ !!! Python next !!
zinc zephyr
Anywho in the 1 month I was globally disconnected from the internet i got C++ !!...
Last joker was certificate btw 💔
serene forge
Hating bloodstone and NO comment on lusty joker?
lusty joker is a page 1 joker
it's fine
zinc zephyr
True true
ancient gyro
sigh
zinc zephyr
KILL page 1
fringe nebula
Hating bloodstone and NO comment on lusty joker?
atleast lusty joker can be used to carry earlygame.... reliably
serene forge
lusty joker would be pretty bad if it had a 1 in 2 chance of onscored xmult
zinc zephyr
Make a deck that's literally just "jokers from page 1 cannot appear and you start with like one extra dollar"
Immediately top 5 decks
serene forge
sly jonkler is good though
ancient gyro
you're misinterpreting the purpose of page 1 jokers
serene forge
there are plenty of jokers i would rather see less than any page 1 joker
even wily/zany
zinc zephyr
you're misinterpreting the purpose of page 1 jokers
Yes because I grew to hate them because of c++
ancient gyro
weird
serene forge
Yes because I grew to hate them because of c++
weird
fringe nebula
mad joker is decent
zinc zephyr
Legit was in LOVE with mad joker
serene forge
make a deck that says "bloodstone, baron, throwback, idol, showman no longer appear in the game"
modest snow
nice
zinc zephyr
make a deck that says "bloodstone, baron, throwback, idol, showman no longer app...
Mime shoot the moon synergy
vale shale
Alright alright. 1 take gold stake run any deck. What deck we thinking bout.
serene forge
abandoned
ancient gyro
black
vale shale
Abandoned
humble gulch
Erratic
humble gulch
vale shale
God idk why but I don't like abandoned
modest snow
thanks for the help!
no problem
zinc zephyr
God idk why but I don't like abandoned
Hit the road first shop
ancient gyro
black it is
modest snow
God idk why but I don't like abandoned
I love abandoned deck
serene forge
Hit the road first shop
you wouldn't even be able to buy that anyways
zinc zephyr
I love abandoned deck
Business card
vale shale
I haven't played balatro for a little over a month
serene forge
I hate Business Card
vale shale
So this might be a lost
zinc zephyr
you wouldn't even be able to buy that anyways
Credit card in buffoon pack
vale shale
But I'll try.
zinc zephyr
I hate Business Card
Unfortunately a banger tho
serene forge
Credit card in buffoon pack
lame
modest snow
Business card
4 of a kinda are so easy to make with that deck
ancient gyro
God idk why but I don't like abandoned
I don't see a problem
modest snow
pretty much get 6 hanged men at the start
zinc zephyr
I don't see a problem
Naneinf pilled much?
ancient gyro
how
serene forge
I don't see a problem
most useful baron
vale shale
Red card
ancient gyro
Naneinf pilled much?
what gave that away
zinc zephyr
KILL baron and mime and dna
zinc zephyr
Remove them from the game ETERNALLY
ancient gyro
god forbid a cracker sticker their last joker
zinc zephyr
god forbid a cracker sticker their last joker
No way your last joker was baron right
ancient gyro
it was
zinc zephyr
So you got like invisible joker before baron
ancient gyro
behind photoslop
zinc zephyr
What in the square resolution
ancient gyro
So you got like invisible joker before baron
when you get good to the point of not being picky, you can get a lot of hard joker stickers out of the way
lapis blade
never taking a rare skip tag again
zinc zephyr
never taking a rare skip tag again
Credit card synergy
modest snow
I won't stand this vagabond hate
frigid tangle
giga
zinc zephyr
All that pain just for like what x4
humble gulch
I DON'T WANT TRIB
zinc zephyr
I DON'T WANT TRIB
Perkeo!!!
humble gulch
Ughhhh, atleast I can buy the voucher now
zinc zephyr
when you get good to the point of not being picky, you can get a lot of hard jok...
No sanity
ancient gyro
So you got like invisible joker before baron
7th profile I got invis stickered pretty early
zinc zephyr
7th profile I got invis stickered pretty early
I'm sorry for living in the same planet as you
What the FUCK
How
serene forge
I hate Invisible Jonkler
ancient gyro
you glossed over the 7 hand cap obbylicks and tunneled over my baron sticker and you're just now asking how
zinc zephyr
Yeah no I lowkey need to play easier games
ancient gyro
anyone on eBay selling a non functioning particle board
zinc zephyr
you glossed over the 7 hand cap obbylicks and tunneled over my baron sticker and...
I'm sorry Zeus please dont strike me with a lightning
I was SO wrong
serene forge
I don't see a problem
6 7
dawn fable
jeez, i wonder what my favorite hand to play is
junior urchin
Dude looks like he’s getting hit with a leafblower 😭
humble gulch
jeez, i wonder what my favorite hand to play is
Flushes are not very good
junior urchin
jeez, i wonder what my favorite hand to play is
Have you never used a flush house before
dawn fable
Flushes are not very good
so ive been told
i just play to enjoy
watching roffle gets me so confused, but i just like rougelikes
junior urchin
watching roffle gets me so confused, but i just like rougelikes
U play cloverpit ever?
dawn fable
where do i even begin
junior urchin
Cloverpit so goated ❤️🩹
humble gulch
Alright, back to back blueprints
heady fable
Just played purple stake plasma, legitimately one of the most stressful runs I've ever done
fringe nebula
yep
heady fable
I am not looking forward to gold staking it
fringe nebula
plasma on purple stake is stinky
safe flower
The business card 1 in 2 is wonderful, beautifully transcendent econ
heady fable
The business card 1 in 2 is wonderful, beautifully transcendent econ
And then there's reserved parking which almost never works
safe flower
The bloodstone 1 in 2 slices your balls off with a shiv and laughs in your fucking face
weak relic
Tough choice...
safe flower
Tough choice...
Rocket... imo
pallid ferry
does matador proc in the arm
lone yacht
could i be able to complete all decks in gold stake this week?
heady fable
does matador proc in the arm
All I know is that it doesn't proc on the hook and it pisses me off
lone yacht
(I just have 2)
subtle drum
Tough choice...
r we fr
pallid ferry
All I know is that it doesn't proc on the hook and it pisses me off
wait it doesnt??
pallid ferry
rocket is love rocket is life
heady fable
wait it doesnt??
I may be wrong but I picked it up for the hook early and it didn't give me my money
subtle drum
i js realised it's probably sarcasm lmao
plush bramble
Money, money is good
humble gulch
Glass joker is just so good
fiery nymph
lone yacht
Usually cause I don't make glass
Use glass cards
subtle drum
ante 2 perkeo pray 4 me
heady fable
Use glass cards
I do sometimes
heady fable
ante 2 perkeo pray 4 me
And telescope? Inshallah you get observatory next ante
lone yacht
I do sometimes
Lucky and glass are my favorite enhancements
heady fable
Lucky and glass are my favorite enhancements
I like lucky more
lone yacht
I like lucky more
yeah more fun
fringe nebula
ante 2 perkeo pray 4 me
time to go red seal glass
subtle drum
GUYS HELP
weak relic
We're doing straights then
subtle drum
it's so over
heady fable
I'd sell the devils
So you get moons and can try for a flush house
If not you're just dead
Drop the seed if you die
subtle drum
i'm terrified rn
subtle drum
no scoring
yeah
humble gulch
Holy tens
cloud minnow
frank notch
because i knew i would get ankh
doesnt matter
cloud minnow
Why is this deck so hard to win with?
frank notch
you have no scoring youre dead
torpid bridge
Why is this deck so hard to win with?
It is
subtle drum
ik but my brain works in weird ways
humble gulch
Why is this deck so hard to win with?
Cuz it's the worst one
weak relic
Didn't expect it from a judgement. It's over now ig
torpid bridge
Minus one consumable slot is abysmal
fringe nebula
because i knew i would get ankh
but you still have no scoring??
fringe nebula
yorick
subtle drum
XXMQ2S1Q double perkeo
subtle drum
why
humble gulch
I mean, I have 6 kings
subtle drum
wait i'm checking again
first shop of ante 2
skip small blind ante 1 for money and take the photo after big blind ante 1
do not ankh
wintry ice
silliest run ever
heady fable
do not ankh
I ankhed and lived
subtle drum
WAIT HOW
heady fable
(playing ghost and i hexed the perkeo)
frank notch
is naneinf possible on jokerless black deck gold stake?
heady fable
subtle drum
ooh
wintry ice
selling rebate for this now
vivid stump
selling rebate for this now
painted deck is minus 1 joker slot?
sullen geode
is naneinf possible on jokerless black deck gold stake?
?? 😭
wintry ice
painted deck is minus 1 joker slot?
and +2 hand size
vivid stump
im playing on a web port that resets all my progress when i close the tab anyways
wintry ice
i somehow still don't have a sticker on this
frank notch
getting naneinf on jokerless consumableless golden needle 0 discards gold stake blindfolded with no sound
sullen geode
getting naneinf on jokerless consumableless golden needle 0 discards gold stake ...
cause this is for sure possible
vivid stump
i somehow still don't have a sticker on this
is 1.5x * 1.5x better or worse than 3x
rustic haven
is spade mult joker flushes enough to beat any white stake?
sullen geode
is 1.5x * 1.5x better or worse than 3x
1.5x * 1.5x
not by much
but it stacks
no
rustic haven
like just play for mult/chip max on each card
sullen geode
yes u am
wintry ice
is 1.5x * 1.5x better or worse than 3x
worse
vivid stump
Chance at a third perkeo here but im not taking it
ante 4 too is wild
wintry ice
i just sold baseball because my uncommons are perishable
sullen geode
I can never beat gold stake
humble gulch
Thank you, misprint...
subtle drum
I can never beat gold stake
same
sullen geode
"yes u am"
I missclicked “I” bruh
rustic haven
Thank you, misprint...
embrace banana.
weak relic
So much better than pairslop
vivid stump
Chance at a third perkeo here but im not taking it
is the reroll joker good
wintry ice
you shouldn't expect to be good at the game at like the first 200 hours
sullen geode
So much better than pairslop
teach me ur ways
rustic haven
So much better than pairslop
embrace flushslop
wintry ice
this game has a learning curve
vivid stump
embrace white stake run losses
heady fable
BOOM!@subtle drum
rustic haven
embrace white stake run losses
hell no 😭
subtle drum
BOOM!<@850301301739749406>
holy
vivid stump
BOOM!<@850301301739749406>
can this naneinf
sullen geode
embrace white stake run losses
we all did ts
drowsy rain
Trib trib trib tirb trib trib trib trib
sullen geode
can this naneinf
It won’t be as good as steel red seal kings
weak relic
Chicot.
humble gulch
I got slightly mad and I skipped out of boredom and I guess I'll die
frank notch
can this naneinf
not even close
sullen geode
I got slightly mad and I skipped out of boredom and I guess I'll die
that’s turning me on
heady fable
can this naneinf
Prolly not
frank notch
i bet you get yorick
drowsy rain
gg
humble gulch
Maybe not
vivid stump
we all did ts
i think i have a longer lose streak on white stake than balatro uni has win streak on gold stake
frank notch
that’s turning me on
nice to know
humble gulch
sorry I love dna
DNA is usually trash
sullen geode
i think i have a longer lose streak on white stake than balatro uni has win stre...
we
frank notch
sorry I love dna
forensic scientists when caught stealing the evidence
sullen geode
obelisk is a top joker
I hate ts
sullen geode
forensic scientists when caught stealing the evidence
got a giggle out of me that did
vivid stump
sorry I love dna
people with down syndrome
vivid stump
how many hours u have in the game
sullen geode
like
rustic haven
I’m a flush meat rider
sullen geode
yo we the same wtf
WE can’t beat gold stake
subtle drum
OUIJA DID QUEENS LET'S GO
rustic haven
35 hours with flushslop most played
rustic haven
WE can’t beat gold stake
never been dawg
vivid stump
OUIJA DID QUEENS LET'S GO
oujia or wraith is best gambling
frank notch
OUIJA DID QUEENS LET'S GO
the king of england when he successfully summons the ghost of his dead wife
sullen geode
overstock makes it much nicer to find non eternal rental jokers
subtle drum
the king of england when he successfully summons the ghost of his dead wife
...yeah!
vivid stump
i once had $100 and a used a wraith
rustic haven
what deck u tryna beat it on
i just had to restart my profile cuz i hit unlock all by accident
vivid stump
i got hit the road instead of bp
sullen geode
i just had to restart my profile cuz i hit unlock all by accident
I’ve been using unlock all
rustic haven
i once had $100 and a used a wraith
me when i spend $100 on apex legends
sullen geode
I was mad I didn’t have brainstorm and threw the button
rustic haven
I’ve been using unlock all
yeah i dont fw it, i like unlocking shit
frank notch
ive had to reset my profile TWICE after using cryptid and it unlocked all on my main
subtle drum
HEHE
sullen geode
yeah i dont fw it, i like unlocking shit
I’m too bad to unlock stuff
rustic haven
unlock tools just take the fun out of roguelikes for me
frank notch
never used cryptid after the second incident
rustic haven
probably
vivid stump
never used cryptid after the second incident
why not like make a new profile for cyptid
rustic haven
what’s a roguelike
a subgenre of role-playing video games defined by procedural generation (randomized levels), permanent death ("permadeath") of the character, and typically turn-based, grid-based gameplay
frank notch
what’s a roguelike
a game similar to the 1900s game Rogue, which reset after every "run".
sullen geode
two very different definitions
rustic haven
risk of rain, hades, cloverpit, balatro, megabonk
vivid stump
what about a rougelite
sullen geode
what about
vivid stump
clOVERPIT
sullen geode
hollow knight!
rustic haven
what about a rougelite
really similar
sullen geode
I love hollow knight
rustic haven
hollow knight!
thats a platformer, so no
vivid stump
CLOVERPIT IS MY GOAT
frank notch
elements of roguelikes are permadeath and not having permanent upgrades. roguelites have the latter
rustic haven
CLOVERPIT IS MY GOAT
i love cloverpit
vivid stump
jk balatro is better than cloverpit
rustic haven
no
vivid stump
elements of roguelikes are permadeath and not having permanent upgrades. rogueli...
that would make balatro a rougelit cus u can unlock jokers
forever
sullen geode
I loooooooooove Silksong
frank notch
that would make balatro a rougelit cus u can unlock jokers
no upgrades carry between runs
vivid stump
no upgrades carry between runs
ig bro
humble gulch
Balatro is a roguelite
frank notch
you start from square one
rustic haven
no upgrades carry between runs
you unlock stuff, so incorrect
vivid stump
cloverpit is too gambly to be fun
rustic haven
technically most roguelikes are actually roguelites
plush bramble
The Binding of Issac is peak rouge like prove me wrong
subtle drum
i lost
frank notch
wikipedia says its a roguelike Balatro[a] is a poker-themed roguelike deck-building game
sullen geode
guys my head is hurting
subtle drum
perkeo is trash
rustic haven
because roguelites are when games give you outside stuff to help your future runs
subtle drum
ur playing white stake vro
???
sullen geode
perkeo is trash
BEST legendary joker btw
vivid stump
are u not playing white stake
noble mango
Balatro is balatro
rustic haven
wikipedia says its a roguelike Balatro[a] is a poker-themed roguelike deck-build...
because you are using wikipedia, lets stop doing that
subtle drum
are u not playing white stake
no lmao
frank notch
because you are using wikipedia, lets stop doing that
wikipedia is a reliable source
subtle drum
BEST legendary joker btw
nah
humble gulch
I think it's time...
subtle drum
trib or chicot
sullen geode
trib or chicot
CHICOT
noble mango
Perkeo for me is a 20$ per blind
sullen geode
LMFAOAOOAOAOAAOAO
subtle drum
this isnt white stake?
nah that's blue stake
humble gulch
Yeah, it is
vivid stump
yorick my favorite
sullen geode
CHICOT is the best
subtle drum
yeah
sullen geode
leg joker
subtle drum
chicot is insane
sullen geode
genuinely the worst one
vivid stump
canio or yorik my fav
frank notch
the OFFICIAL balatro website says its a roguelike
noble mango
Canio pareidolia funny
frank notch
The poker roguelike. Balatro is a hypnotically satisfying deckbuilder where you play illegal poker hands, discover game-changing jokers, and trigger adrenaline-pumping, outrageous combos.
fringe nebula
perkeo runs are always interesting
slow iris
because you are using wikipedia, lets stop doing that
oh they should use chatgpt instead which will probably pull from wikipedia right
frank notch
rustic haven
https://www.playbalatro.com/
literally corrected yourself
btw
check the title
like this guy
xd
noble mango
Who here loves canio
humble gulch
We all know this is not ever going to happen again
vivid stump
perkeo runs are always interesting
why are u playing nines
frank notch
literally corrected yourself
the website itself says its a rogueLIKE
noble mango
Or we don't even talk about canio
subtle drum
perkeo is worse than seance i hate this game
slow iris
canio is good
sullen geode
chicot is insane
you couldn’t convince me to take 5 negative chicots
rustic haven
the website itself says its a rogueLIKE
yeah so ur put on ignore, holy fuck the incompetence some people have is insane
plush bramble
Canio is fun to play around
fringe nebula
why are u playing nines
this is 8 ante run mate
you're making use of whatever the game gives you instead of wasting time on using strength
frank notch
rustic haven
like jesus fuck
noble mango
Chicot is useless Unless Negative
Which it turns very good
noble mango
I don't have to worry about 
anymore
sullen geode
still not my kinda card though
sullen geode
I don't have to worry about <:the_plant:1380034099611303996> anymore
debuff face cards?
I forgot what one that is
vivid stump
this is 8 ante run mate
you're making use of whatever the game gives you instea...
u have shoot the moon
fringe nebula
u have shoot the moon
turning a red seal 9 into a queen is a waste of time
fringe nebula
turning a red seal 9 into a queen is a waste of time
again, this is a 8 ante run
vivid stump
turning a red seal 9 into a queen is a waste of time
ik im ragebaiting
plush bramble
Situationally
noble mango
debuff face cards?
Heck i don't even need to care about 🪡 , 🐟 🌊 🏠 🐐 👄 🐂 🦷
vivid stump
i couldnt even get to that level of deckfix before dying
vivid stump
scaling +mult is good
sullen geode
I can’t even get to ante 5
gold stake
fringe nebula
stm is scaling +mult 🗣️
noble mango
is shoot the moon any good
Shoot the moon
Imo i used it before transitioning to baron
vivid stump
grimbo supernova ride bus red card
sullen geode
yes I know
plush bramble
Here me out the best scaling mult for high card builds is green joker(obviously)
sullen geode
I meant more like
heady fable
The run is evolving
vivid stump
Shoot the moon
Imo i used it before transitioning to baron
its just +13 mult for each queen no
noble mango
Red seal polychrome king holy
sullen geode
guys
vivid stump
Here me out the best scaling mult for high card builds is green joker(obviously)
why are we out here playing high card
sullen geode
why am I so bad
noble mango
its just +13 mult for each queen no
Ante 1-4 that's alot
And queen is 1 strength away from king
fringe nebula
why am I so bad
lack of knowledge and experience
noble mango
why am I so bad
sullen geode
I get NO. Jokers
vivid stump
Ante 1-4 that's alot
And queen is 1 strength away from king
yea but in endless thats kinda useless
fringe nebula
stm is NOT an endless joker
vivid stump
baron is bad early game stm is bad late game
plush bramble
why are we out here playing high card
Why not I get easy wins were I start with stunt then get green and then I'm goated
noble mango
baron is bad early game stm is bad late game
That's why you use it to transition silly
vivid stump
i never get any
sullen geode
omg
subtle drum
baron is bad early game stm is bad late game
baron is bad full stop
vivid stump
baron is bad full stop
this is true if you dont want naneinf
heady fable
baron is bad full stop
noble mango
Get women
Then turn those women into men
Possibly with steel and red seal, or even polychrome
subtle drum
this is true if you dont want naneinf
naneinf ain't real
sullen geode
naneinf ain't real
I got it
vivid stump
balatro not real
sullen geode
so
sullen geode
noble mango
just hit 5 in a row business hits
Good
Now extinct cavendish righte after you got it
vivid stump
rustic haven
Good
Now extinct cavendish righte after you got it
idk what youre saying twin lowkey
sullen geode
Good
Now extinct cavendish righte after you got it
jello
this actually happened
to me
on a gold stake run
plush bramble
Cavendish gonna be obtained and you hit 1 in 1000
sullen geode
I was so mad
noble mango
on a gold stake run
Lmao
rustic haven
my glorious king... literally
rustic haven
yes
vivid stump
thats what i thought
rustic haven
i love glass red seal
noble mango
Gros michel surviving 6 antes . . . Finally dying
The cavendish dies after 1 small blind
rustic haven
got me to my first e18 run
vivid stump
watch it break immediately (the glass)
sullen geode
Gros michel surviving 6 antes . . . Finally dying
The cavendish dies after 1 s...
did this actually happen
noble mango
did this actually happen
No
Close but
No
vivid stump
strangely ive never had a glass break on me
rustic haven
one time my banana lasted from ante 1 big blind to the final ante 8 boss and broke on the boss
what a fucking chad
knotty wind
I lost my entire save file due to a bug after switching phones on iOS
Been a year or two since then and I completely gave up on Balatro as a result
should I restart? I’m switching phones soon and I’m really scared of losing it again..
rustic haven
embrace banana.
sullen geode
I’m watching Dexter new blood guys
covert tartan
Banana Bs Be Happenin
B mentioned?
rustic haven
It would be bananas tho
covert tartan
B mentioned?
I got summoned lol
noble mango
I like banans in multiple games now
rustic haven
pvz?
noble mango
yep
humble gulch
I like banans in multiple games now
Trash
rustic haven
fire
vivid stump
I lost my entire save file due to a bug after switching phones on iOS
Been a ye...
corn cannon
mb i didnt mean to reply to that
noble mango
Ok i mean
Now there's 3 (good) games with banan
covert tartan
Ok i mean
Now there's 3 (good) games with banan
potassium
vivid stump
what about like terraria or legend of zelda (never played those game before)
noble mango
what about like terraria or legend of zelda (never played those game before)
Terraria's banana is
Uhh
Uhm
Banana?
noble mango
covert tartan
rustic haven
plant.
vivid stump
im on a quest to win white stake on every deck
vivid stump
ive done red deck, blue, green, zodiac, ghost i think
rustic haven
twin
knotty wind
corn cannon
I thought I was being called a weird variation of cornball
vivid stump
also checkered and plasma
vivid stump
i still havent done yellow somehow
vivid stump
I thought I was being called a weird variation of cornball
mb gng
quaint spire
uhh idk if i can beat this round guys i might need help
vivid stump
playing pairslop again
vivid stump
uhh idk if i can beat this round guys i might need help
wtf is this
frank notch
bro thought he was part of the team 
viral raft
uhh idk if i can beat this round guys i might need help
u need to play pair to win
trust
covert tartan
bro thought he was part of the team <:mr_bones:1380031463499759654>
Lolll
vivid stump
you can only win if you play flush five
vivid stump
uhh idk if i can beat this round guys i might need help
this a seeded run?
covert tartan
uhh idk if i can beat this round guys i might need help
Gg
viral raft
this a seeded run?
yeah bruh is the seeded run of one trillion blueprints before ante 8
quaint spire
dont know guys
vivid stump
thats what i thought
quaint spire
i dont think so
covert tartan
dont know guys
Luck hit
vivid stump
son
covert tartan
i dont think so
Yeah me too :<
quaint spire
whats the glare mean? did i lose?
quartz crypt
share seed
quaint spire
one sec
vivid stump
gng naneinf before ante 8 is fucking wild
lean jacinth
What should I do?
Should I buy Mr. Magician Card?
Which card should I discard?
Should I leave it as it is?
IDK how to play in endless mode haha
viral raft
whats the glare mean? did i lose?
omg that's me
quaint spire
i showed the mark whos boss
vivid stump
What should I do?
Should I buy Mr. Magician Card?
Which card should I discard?
S...
prolly dont discard anything
viral raft
i showed the mark whos boss
quaint spire
it lowkey sucks theres no vc's in this server
slow iris
public vcs tend to suck anyway
humble gulch
public vcs tend to suck anyway
I mean, there's tools to make private vcs
noble mango
Can someone explain why the mark exist when exists
humble gulch
Can someone explain why the mark exist when <:the_plant:1380034099611303996> exi...
They do completely different things, what do you mean
It's like saying why the window exists if there's already the head
wise cliff
is ghost deck or plasma better for naneinf
humble gulch
is ghost deck or plasma better for naneinf
Plasma
wise cliff
ghost seems way easier but finding a perkeo might as well be shiny hunting
humble gulch
ghost seems way easier but finding a perkeo might as well be shiny hunting
Plasma is easier anyways
wise cliff
really?
vivid stump
ghost seems way easier but finding a perkeo might as well be shiny hunting
brainstorm mod
noble mango
It's like saying why the window exists if there's already the head
Those debuffs two different things
Mark and debuffs Face cards
wise cliff
brainstorm mod
banned on my local challenge gaming website 
noble mango
mark doesnt debuff
Still does bad thing to face card
vivid stump
easiest boss is either psychic mark or serpent
noble mango
Also
Why serpent exist
frank notch
easiest boss is either psychic mark or serpent
the wheel
humble gulch
easiest boss is either psychic mark or serpent
Serpent just helps you
noble mango
Bro casually helps you
vivid stump
the wheel is sometimes annoying
cus unlike the mark you dont know the rank of the card
humble gulch
Also
Why serpent exist
Would you prefer that it didn't exist?
frank notch
wheel i NEVER find annoying
wise cliff
well yeah but you need such a particular build
frank notch
its like a bigger small blind
vivid stump
i never find the mark annoying
humble gulch
well yeah but you need *such* a particular build
There's no other way anyways
slow iris
well yeah but you need *such* a particular build
same can apply to any deck when talking about naneinf
vivid stump
or the hook especially if your playing pairslop
noble mango
Would you prefer that it didn't exist?
Makes game harder sure ig
heady fable
Don't even joke lad ...
fading galleon
RUN
vivid stump
holy
humble gulch
Makes game harder sure ig
Try C++ black deck
vivid stump
RUN<:balatrojoker:1139524811421405224>
u have no mult joker bro
slow iris
u have no mult joker bro
holo brainstorms
noble mango
Try C++ black deck
ok fair
vivid stump
those are holo?
slow iris
yes
noble mango
But doesn't boss blinds serve to act like a challenge
fading galleon
Nose ni que hacer
heady fable
@subtle drum seed has potential, don't be a goober and take the second ecto like I did
humble gulch
But doesn't boss blinds serve to act like a challenge
Boss blinds are almost never a problem anyways
noble mango
Boss blinds are almost never a problem anyways
Except for some runs
frank notch
<@850301301739749406> seed has potential, don't be a goober and take the second ...
dont be a person
noble mango
Or needle
I hate needle
subtle drum
<@850301301739749406> seed has potential, don't be a goober and take the second ...
ante 16 is crazy wtf
humble gulch
Or needle
I hate needle
Needle it's not a problem, what do you mean
subtle drum
it can be
noble mango
Needle it's not a problem, what do you mean
Prevents me from using dna and scaling my bus/jokers
humble gulch
Prevents me from using dna and scaling my bus/jokers
You don't have DNA every run
subtle drum
yeah so u just disproved ur point
vivid stump
i just realized how rare spectral packs are
humble gulch
And why would you take DNA in the first place...
subtle drum
cos it's goated
heady fable
ante 16 is crazy wtf
Yeah it could have gone further, I took a second ecto and found nothing
noble mango
And why would you take DNA in the first place...
Duping my polychrome steel king
humble gulch
Duping my polychrome steel king
You don't have that every run