🕹・game-discussion

[compact gazelle]

1 gram to be exact

[frank grove]

power plant joker: boils splash joker

[humble gulch]

I'm like really tall and have really fast metabolism, just gained two kilograms and I lost them in one week

[compact gazelle]

im so lucky to have a metabolism controlled by a sentient spirit that does whatever it wants at any given moment

[humble gulch]

Turns all splashes into negatives

[frank grove]

🔥

[humble gulch]

Also gives your jokers radiation poisoning

[sterile nexus]

Joker: Fuller House
Playing a full house retriggers the cards making up the three of a kind twice

[humble gulch]

My body just doesn't store calories, it uses all energy as soon as it is processed

[frank grove]

😭 ok

[humble gulch]

Skipping a meal destroys me fr ❤️‍🩹

[humble gulch]

Don't

[frank grove]

judgement gave me burnt 😭

[compact gazelle]

when I eat it has a 50% chance to vaporize into thin air
don’t ask about the other 50%

[frank notch]

joker: homophobia (gains +3 mult if hand contains a straight, resets if hand contains a flush)

[humble gulch]

Free win

[humble gulch]

It's turned into xmult

[sand lily]

I didn't read the boss blind

[humble gulch]

Resets at the end of the day

[heady fable]

Credit card in the new game button

[compact gazelle]

it goes to my thighs
so close enough?

[humble gulch]

Uh, I didn't need to know that

[sterile nexus]

Children on the internet

[compact gazelle]

now you know that

[sand lily]

pause

monster

the drink

[sterile nexus]

Let's not, girl

The internet is a spooky place yo

[frank notch]

nope

[compact gazelle]

can in fact crush a soda can

[humble gulch]

Anyways, look at this cat

[compact gazelle]

thanks whoever said that

very helpful

[sterile nexus]

You literally said you're a child

Calm down

[compact gazelle]

i am

[frank notch]

holy

[humble gulch]

Well, cats

[sterile nexus]

Like please let's not

[frank notch]

if life was balatro youd be a white staker

[sterile nexus]

Omg is this real

[frank notch]

yes

[compact gazelle]

hundreds of dms from adult men when i was 13
the internet cant do much worse than that

[frank notch]

they sure fucking can

[humble gulch]

People talked to me thinking I was older 💔

[sterile nexus]

Ok well first off it can get much worse, second, that's horrible I'm sorry to hear that.

Third

Don't sexualize yourself on the internet even in a joking manner, at least not in public spaces

[prisma oak]

I hate my life i hate my life... this is the only legendary joker i get EVER

[slow iris]

chigoat

[cursive crater]

we love chigoat

[sterile nexus]

Wow evolution is amazing 🤩

[prisma oak]

i want a cool legendary

[humble gulch]

Using proper writing can confuse a lot of people about your age

[compact gazelle]

they thought i was 15 when i was 12

[terse vale]

he just asked you to stop talking about your thighs is all

[sterile nexus]

Like it's just not safe to do so

Trust me, I was hurt over the internet, and it doesn't help if you open yourself up to weird comments

Girlie, keep yourself safe

[prisma oak]

Hello???

[humble gulch]

I can recall people not believing me about being minor

[cursive crater]

canio

call it

[humble gulch]

Sell chicot for another chicot

[prisma oak]

it is

[terse vale]

yeah hello canio

[cursive crater]

knew it

[sterile nexus]

Mkay I give up

[cursive crater]

familiar synergy

[sterile nexus]

Children on the internet are scary

[terse vale]

lad I turned 16 eleven days ago and i’m the least intimidating guy i’ve ever met

im the youngest balatro prodigy to ever grace the soil

[cursive crater]

youve ever met?

you met yourself

[terse vale]

joking obviously

[rancid gull]

wtf

[sterile nexus]

Ehhh

[humble gulch]

I wouldn't say my exact age

❤️‍🩹

[terse vale]

oh i’ve done it before here im fine

[humble gulch]

I guess

[terse vale]

and people always think im like 26 or something

somehow

[cursive crater]

i was born at 8:43 am

[cunning glen]

hello hello fellow cripiling balatro addicts /silly

[delicate tide]

i jsut turned 100 i think im less intimidating

soo

[humble gulch]

Unc energy

[dusty void]

Ain't no fucking way

[humble gulch]

I'm atleast two years old

[terse vale]

too good at balatro ,,

[rancid gull]

We are on to nothing

[dusty void]

This IS on brainstorm btw

So yea

[sterile nexus]

Like obviously all the age verification garbage that the US is pushing rn is all just to spy on people and sell their data, and has nothing to do with protecting children.

But there should be real efforts made to protect children from being hurt over the internet, not vis age verification, but rather by realistically educating them about the dangers of interacting with strangers on the other side of the screen. Without fear mongering, just real information, and ways to deal with potential scary encounters

[rancid gull]

look man what are we gonna do

[cursive crater]

this was my balatro career peak

[rancid gull]

we're on a fuckin balatro discord server

[humble gulch]

The worst part is that Meta is behind half that laws

[cunning glen]

THE balatro discord server

[sterile nexus]

Just talking

[cursive crater]

is there even any other balatro discord server other than multiplayer

[sterile nexus]

That wasn't a call to action or anything 😭✌️

[rancid gull]

bro you was making it sound like one lol

[sterile nexus]

Well that's your interpretation

[rancid gull]

True I suppose

[frank grove]

thats funny

[rancid gull]

you win the game now

[cursive crater]

when life gives you midas mask

[cunning glen]

Damn. $1 Midas Mask

[humble gulch]

You could sell gift card for pareidolia

[frank grove]

I sold juggler

[rancid gull]

DUDE

Now you just need photo chad

[humble gulch]

Bruh

[frank grove]

getting uncommons is worth it here

[rancid gull]

then then the bbuild is ccomplete

[cursive crater]

call upon roffle and manifest a vamp next reroll

[frank grove]

cause faceless and pari are hard for me to use on abandoned++ runs

[rancid gull]

Abandoned++ is genuinely interesting

[cursive crater]

i mean duh

[frank grove]

Yeah its been very fun

[rancid gull]

Bro is unique

[vivid stump]

what is abandoned++?

[frank grove]

well it wasnt my idea

it was waffles idea iirc

[vivid stump]

c++ on abandoned

[slow iris]

chigoat

[vivid stump]

?

[sterile nexus]

What are the chicances

[rancid gull]

yes

[cursive crater]

black deck++ when

[rancid gull]

I'm still working on it

Black deck++ is awesome!!!

[slow iris]

i've done painted++

plasma++ is probably the worst

[cursive crater]

i havent even beaten black deck gold yet

[fringe nebula]

someone should do magic++

🗣️

[frank grove]

gg!!! 4 stickers including 3 that are somewhat annoying on this deck

[vivid stump]

someone should do c++ on every deck without losing

[humble gulch]

You

[fringe nebula]

already did

[humble gulch]

Not me then

How many people have tried Erratic++?

[fringe nebula]

only you

[humble gulch]

Bruh

[frank grove]

you might be the only person

[humble gulch]

Guys, I'm original

🥳

[fringe nebula]

i think you might want to get better at managing earlygame

[humble gulch]

Yeah

I suck on erratic

[slow iris]

has anyone tried plasma++

[humble gulch]

My weak point it's not longer having muscular memory in a randomized deck

[humble gulch]

I guess

[frank grove]

Honestly how havent i got a single page one suit joker yet on this?

[worthy tinsel]

almost

[terse vale]

hi

[dusty void]

DrSpectred has

And a few others

[frank grove]

doc did c++ without losing , but not on every deck

[vivid stump]

yea

[dusty void]

Oh

[terse vale]

thats what the video I posted was for ,,,

[dusty void]

on every deck?

That's gotta be some kinda torture method

[humble gulch]

Not for me

[dusty void]

Especially cause black deck and nebula exist

[humble gulch]

(I'm not that good)

[dusty void]

You and I both

[frank grove]

if anyone does nebula++ they should be checked up on

[rancid gull]

bro what

you're actually goated

[humble gulch]

?

Not really

[light dome]

Goat run struck down in its prime

[dusty void]

Anyways Varv

Modded balala is so peak

I got e4650

[potent tree]

do i replace one bus with cav

[rancid gull]

bro has done c++ multiple times

how are you not goated

[fringe nebula]

could be, can be

just need to get better at earlygame

to be a goat

[dusty void]

to the moon

[potent tree]

sticker

[dusty void]

oh

then yea

Or shortcut

[frank grove]

Oooof some of the rares i have left are rough

[dusty void]

yea get rid of shortcut

[potent tree]

currently boss is CB but i do have director's cut

[dusty void]

Hmm

[humble gulch]

I mean, I could try getting the longest win streak I phisically can on yellow

[dusty void]

CB isn't horrible

[potent tree]

for straights?

[humble gulch]

I'm good with early resources

[potent tree]

i need shortcut for that

i make barely 400k a hand

[dusty void]

What's your average sore rn

okay

and your buses?

[potent tree]

so i could oneshot anything except VV

[dusty void]

How much are they at

[potent tree]

buses are both 65

[lost vault]

ttm?

[dusty void]

Maybe tc

[humble gulch]

I forgot I had a cut on my tongue and I'm eating spicy food

[potent tree]

i'm also tryna sticker that...

[lost vault]

gluh

[dusty void]

Ah right

hmmm

[lost vault]

do youneed cav

[worthy tinsel]

darn

[dusty void]

Yea I think bus is the best option here

or just don't take anything

[fringe nebula]

you don't really "learn" how to be good at earlygame if you're doing yellow deck

[potent tree]

yeah maybe i'll clutch with an ecto...

[dusty void]

Yellow is just win

[humble gulch]

Red it is

[potent tree]

i'll skip for now i guesss

[dusty void]

I beat gs in like 3 tries

[fringe nebula]

do it on anaglyph imo

[frank grove]

Yeah

[humble gulch]

Ugh, fine

[dusty void]

Ykw I'm hella mad rn do black deck >:(

[compact gazelle]

sorry dad was being a prick n i had to do some stuff
anyways its been 20 minutes but i wanted to shoot a reply
ty for the advice, its stuff i know but never keep in mind
im pretty oblivious to social stuff my bad :3

[random lark]

black deck will help you learn earlygame

[fringe nebula]

true, but that is too much

[compact gazelle]

it was like
two damn messages :<

[noble nebula]

would hack , photochad, and pareidolia technically work

[dusty void]

What did I miss ;-;

[dusty void]

Yes

[frank grove]

yes

[dusty void]

It does

[noble nebula]

yay

thanks

[humble gulch]

I believe anyone past sixteen should be able to recognize danger

[dusty void]

You could just use sock instead though

same thing

[humble gulch]

Or just be hyper antisocial like me

[dusty void]

Lowkey though @fringe nebula

[fringe nebula]

asocial*

[dusty void]

I kinda broke my Balatro with cryptid

[slow iris]

can be difficult for people with autism

[dusty void]

and had to reinstall 💔

[humble gulch]

Sorry, spanish kicking in

[fringe nebula]

i don't do mods except qol stuff

[dusty void]

I wanted to try it ;-;

It was fun though lowkey

[compact gazelle]

komyushou desu

[dusty void]

DisplayJoker on top though

[humble gulch]

I have autism, but like, I only have social anxiety

[slow iris]

it's a spectrum not everyone with autism is the same

[potent tree]

yippee i guess.

[humble gulch]

Is that fucking Komi

[dusty void]

ggs dawg

[humble gulch]

I know

[dusty void]

I'd assume people with autism know that

[compact gazelle]

this
its hard when sometimes i forget that ive been taught how to be normal

[potent tree]

oh look, a mime...

[dusty void]

NO

DON'T GO THERE

DON'T SUCCUMB TO THE ENDLESS TRAP

[potent tree]

relax it's only for steel blue seals

i'm not doing naneinf anytime soon.

[compact gazelle]

17, i should be able to but im a brick sometimes

[dusty void]

That's what they all say!

[slow iris]

i thought he was trying to make a counterpoint

[humble gulch]

Why be normal if you can be funny

[compact gazelle]

and yes communication disorder

[atomic trout]

What a start 😄

[dusty void]

ALright bye

[compact gazelle]

and also yes i do know how to act normal but i dont always remember that

[humble gulch]

Like?

[dusty void]

I love erosion sm

best flat mult fight me

[humble gulch]

I don't really know how communication disorder is like

[dusty void]

I like rtb too but erosion is so good once online

[atomic trout]

Dear god. How?

[dusty void]

Wtg

WTF

[atomic trout]

What a shit run

[compact gazelle]

hell if i know
weird diagnosis of a couple things intersecting and im not sure whats to blame

[dusty void]

HOW DO YOU HAVE 5 HAND SIZE IN ANTE 1

DID YOU

OMDS YOU DID

[atomic trout]

Two Ectoplasms

[dusty void]

I THOUGHT THEY WERE NAT

[humble gulch]

I guess you can't speak, like, properly

[dusty void]

FUCK YOU MAN

[humble gulch]

In front of people

[slow iris]

there is no recovering from this 💔

[frank grove]

worth?

probably?

[humble gulch]

Hapiness in the uninstall button

[humble gulch]

Just don't die

[compact gazelle]

can most of the time
dont always know what i shouldnt say tho
also crippling fear of strangers and anyone whos an "authority"

[slow iris]

you could take it here

[humble gulch]

Ah, like, impulsive talking?

[compact gazelle]

presentations are hard
asking anyone for something is hard

[frank grove]

next shop is horrible so i might die round 4 ..

[fringe nebula]

brainstorm copying an econ joker sounds good here

[frank grove]

oh and its the hook..

[compact gazelle]

i sometimes say stupid things that i shouldnt when im with people im comfortable around

[frank grove]

i die

[atomic trout]

Nah

[frank grove]

fuck i should look at the boss before i do stupid shit like this 😭

[humble gulch]

I have no idea how that must feel

[compact gazelle]

its stressful
everythings stressful honestly

i cant find the right words when im forced to talk to anyone other than my friends family and one therapist

(as in one of my therapists)

[humble gulch]

I only have (extreme) problems talking to new people or doing things in public

I'm """"""sociable"""""" tho

[compact gazelle]

oh god
public anything
oh god
new people
oh god
interactions in person with people i havent known for at least a year

[humble gulch]

I still feel comfortable after not seeing someone for a long time

I'm more like "Oh no, new people" and "Ew, people" at the same time

[compact gazelle]

i get scared meeting anyone i havent seen in a few weeks

[pastel hatch]

What's the best naninf setup to get it before ante 9

[humble gulch]

I wait for them to speak to me first because I want to talk but like, not talk first

[humble gulch]

Perkeo Baron Mime

[pastel hatch]

Mm

Makes sense

I guess need to hit better then

[frank notch]

thats like the ONLY naneinf setup lol

[humble gulch]

Not really

[pastel hatch]

What

[compact gazelle]

i let them speak and listen

[frank notch]

only one ive heard of anyways

[humble gulch]

I'm a listener too, but like, I have so much things to say

[pastel hatch]

I think Ive spent way too many rounds sitting on cryptids, prob could've gotten it in ante 10

[compact gazelle]

theres a few
cola juggle tag
burglar serpent
ankh ecto stencil
ankh stuntman
probably some more im missing

[slow iris]

flowerpot naneinf

[frank notch]

ankh STUNTMAN???

[humble gulch]

The best one

[frank notch]

thats additive

[pastel hatch]

Bean bug and chichot bug if you count those

[humble gulch]

It's another hand size bug

[pastel hatch]

You basically gain handsize when you sell stuntman

[compact gazelle]

yeah
one ankh copy is basically a cryptid equivalent

[frank notch]

doesnt it just take away your handsize

and add it back

[compact gazelle]

nope :3

[pastel hatch]

Well not when you ankh it mid round

[compact gazelle]

it doesnt un-draw cards but when sold it draws more

[frank notch]

how would you get a surplus of ankhs

[slow iris]

perkeo

[compact gazelle]

perkeo

standard practice

[pastel hatch]

You do need like 400 red seal steel cards as well

[slow iris]

brainstorms and blueprints

[frank notch]

theres only so many stuntmen you can ankh before you run out of room

[pastel hatch]

You ankh once and sell stuntman

[compact gazelle]

oh yeah i forgot to mention incantation familiar grim

[pastel hatch]

And do it over and over

[compact gazelle]

all doable in practice
not sure on the last but incantation familiar have been used

[pastel hatch]

Nan inf was 2^1024 right?

[frank notch]

is it possible to do naneinf with 1 eightball and 8 hand size

(fixed)

[pastel hatch]

If you'll have a crap ton of cryptids

[lost vault]

probably i guess

yeah

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[lost vault]

or a bunch of stenicils

or qhatever

[frank notch]

i keep dying early game on black deck

[pastel hatch]

It do be like that

[frank notch]

on orange stake

gold stake is gonna be even worse

[humble gulch]

I lost apetite all out of sudden because my stupid cut in the tongue

[fringe nebula]

that's just black deck mate

[humble gulch]

❤️‍🩹

[pastel hatch]

Black deck is straight up worse than base until you hit 5 good jokers and 1 mid joker

[barren shard]

Photos a bit blurry since I’m on the train but how cooked am I 😭

[pastel hatch]

Man is falling over

[humble gulch]

Black deck?, more like black deck

[frank notch]

i either have extremely good or extremely bad luck

[humble gulch]

Tell the train driver, surely he'll know

[pastel hatch]

I've been having fun doing black deck c++, and I will say there is a lot to learn when playing on black deck

It's been really rewarding to feel the progress

[fringe nebula]

yeah i still don't believe people who think that credit card isn't good

[pastel hatch]

Very happy banana

[terse vale]

let me indulge a little

yea this sucks

[pastel hatch]

Its very situational

[terse vale]

but I need to sticker it anyways

[fringe nebula]

not at all?

credit card is a great earlygame pick imo

[pastel hatch]

I feel like if you get good enough +mult joker early you'd rather save money for interest

[frank grove]

As long as credit card gives you a way to one shot or an econ joker then its good

[rustic haven]

a few aces

[frank notch]

round 1 loss because i cant draw a winning hand

[fringe nebula]

that is assuming you get an early +mult at the first place

there's no point in grabbing credit card when you can one shot blinds

[rustic haven]

fucking embrace banana.

[humble gulch]

I love credit card

[fallen saffron]

is green joker underrated?

[fringe nebula]

nope

[humble gulch]

No

It's fairly rated

[pastel hatch]

By who

[frank grove]

if anything its probably slightly overrated

[fallen saffron]

wow

i like it cuz I never use discards

pair it with flag and then you'll have no need for discards

[humble gulch]

We pair slop

[pastel hatch]

Not using discards means you get less value from your deck

[fallen saffron]

true

[rustic haven]

ggez

[fringe nebula]

and you can't dig for blue seal

and gold cards

[fallen saffron]

I'm a newbie tho idk how to optimize

[terse vale]

glass and I win tho

[rustic haven]

scholar shoot the moon diff

[humble gulch]

I love red card

[fallen saffron]

red card is shite

[pastel hatch]

Red card feels nice

[terse vale]

ooh I could sticker cola

[fringe nebula]

red card is very good

[humble gulch]

BRUH

[barren shard]

Good news I got a glass ace of hearts and one shot the plant

[humble gulch]

That's the erratic++ profile

[fallen saffron]

Ok ok but the BEST joker is OBVIOUSLY joker

[humble gulch]

We know

[fallen saffron]

or drunkard

[fringe nebula]

best joker is blackboard

[humble gulch]

Jimbo carry

[pastel hatch]

(it's one of the best scaling +mult jokers, it's kinda less relevant for lower stakes)

[humble gulch]

Yeah, that makes sense

[rustic haven]

omega pairslop

jesus

[frank grove]

my abandoned++ profile 😭

[rustic haven]

BRO

[pastel hatch]

I think my fav common joker is juggler

[rustic haven]

have some fun yall theres more than pairslop 😭

[frank notch]

blackboard + seeing double

and a fixed deck

[humble gulch]

My main profile...

[atomic trout]

Bleh

[rustic haven]

seek help

or the uninstall button

[slow iris]

painted++

[fringe nebula]

not as bad as mine

[rustic haven]

GOSHHH

[frank notch]

also my main profile

[terse vale]

well fuck me man

[humble gulch]

Not here

[frank grove]

my first profile (i used to play a lot of checkered before i learned that that is boring as hell for me)

[fringe nebula]

sell bean

[frank grove]

😭

[fringe nebula]

6200

[terse vale]

I COULDNT EVEN FIND IT

this is why on score sux

[frank grove]

for abandoned++ its somewhat wild how far ive gotten already

[humble gulch]

This is my first profile

[atomic trout]

Should I?

[frank notch]

no shit

[rustic haven]

179...

[humble gulch]

No shit

[pastel hatch]

on my main profile(black++) i ran a bunch of nan inf attempts on this profile as well though so highcard is scammed

(i didnt know you could change profiles before)

[slow iris]

mine

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[rustic haven]

you guys need to

[humble gulch]

I hate challenges

[rustic haven]

check yourselves

[atomic trout]

It was Yorkie, he suuuuuuuuuuuuucks

[humble gulch]

I only have 500 hours, relax

[frank notch]

all the challenges are easy except for jokerless

[slow iris]

i have 600 hours

sob

[atomic trout]

And x1 didn't help

[frank notch]

imo

[frank grove]

i only have like 600 hours on steam and then some unknown number on my phone 😭

[slow iris]

i genuinely thought i wouldn't like this game much

[humble gulch]

Play store tracks hours played now

[pastel hatch]

im almost there

frfr

[frank grove]

i doubt ios does right?

[rustic haven]

LMFAO

[humble gulch]

I genuinely thought I were going to have a lot more hours played

[humble gulch]

I don't think so

[pastel hatch]

(thats what happens after naninf)

[frank grove]

That sucks

[rustic haven]

i lied i dont even have 50 hours, i have 33

[pastel hatch]

i have 180h and like 140 of them are on black deck gold stake

[frank grove]

I want to do a run on my main profile before bean bug is fixed for money and also to get as close as possible to nan without actually hitting it

[frank notch]

according to steam i only have 150 hours

but since its modded it doesnt track it right

[humble gulch]

Well

[frank grove]

Mine still tracks even with mods on, but i dont use steammodded so idk

[humble gulch]

I don't like playing games in spanish fr

[frank notch]

it says steam cloud error

[pastel hatch]

what do yall pick here, im always very torn between the choices

[frank notch]

i just ignore it cuz it works squeaky

[frank notch]

crafty 100%

[humble gulch]

Mega standard pack

[fringe nebula]

both

[humble gulch]

Reroll bro, trust

[frank grove]

black deck im taking both there

[fringe nebula]

drop midas before paying the rental fee

[pastel hatch]

makes sense

huge

[fringe nebula]

WHY

🗿

[frank notch]

what have you done

the run is over now

[wraith slate]

god I love hard fixing for sixth sense

[humble gulch]

I love chocolate milk (I'm kind of lactose intolerant, not always for some reason)

[slow iris]

nah it's def some other issue

[native cape]

last anti and i think i lose D;

[slow iris]

my play time gets tracked properly with steamodded

[native cape]

ruined my entire day ;/

[humble gulch]

Just win another run, bro

[frank notch]

1 more run mentality

[native cape]

its 3am lmao

ive been doing '1 more run' for a while now

not going well

[slow iris]

your lack of rest may be interfering with your gameplay

[native cape]

nah im just bad

[pastel hatch]

both can be true

[frank grove]

2 more uncommons done

[worthy tinsel]

mr bones survived🙏

[native cape]

my lack of ability outweighs my tiredness

[humble gulch]

I play games that needs a lot of focus and fast thinking and I end up demolished after an hour, rest is everything ❤️‍🩹

[frank notch]

why is your violet vessel abnormally purple

[empty silo]

hope only for it to be taken away (green stake)
why didn't I take any scoring joker

[worthy tinsel]

yes

[empty silo]

drew a royal flush it's not over

+1 ice cream

[humble gulch]

That's why you don't skip

[slow iris]

(also if you're getting upset that may be interfering as well)

[empty silo]

but now I have a blueprint brainstorm

[humble gulch]

And almost died

[empty silo]

haven't died yet

[frank notch]

yet is sooner than you think

[humble gulch]

I get mad so rarely

[empty silo]

and that's photograph

[humble gulch]

I might just whine sometimes tho

[empty silo]

double skip ante 1 was in fact worth it

[humble gulch]

"Bwaa, I can't believe I lost (Instantly creates a new run)"

[slow iris]

i don't rage at games but being in a bad mood can definitely make me play worse

[fallen saffron]

why is everyone heart?

[slow iris]

my favorite color is pink

[fallen saffron]

cool

[frank notch]

mines purple

[humble gulch]

It looks pretty

[frank notch]

spade is cool

[humble gulch]

And I like pink too

[frank grove]

i use light mode (yes i know) so the club names kinda get lost in the sauce

[frank notch]

i might change to heart lwk

[humble gulch]

I thought you were better as a person ❤️‍🩹

I'm photosensitive tho

[frank grove]

Im sorry my eyes dont focus well on dark mode ...

[humble gulch]

My brightness is always low

[slow iris]

i just don't like how discord's light theme looks

[fallen saffron]

Can yall stfu my roblox isnt loading

[frank notch]

my eyes would melt out of my sockets if i turned on light mode

[frank grove]

i use a client so my theme is slightly different

[night turret]

How tf

[slow iris]

good i hope it continues to not load

[night turret]

Crazy skill issue

[empty silo]

and it's the plant

[fallen saffron]

screw you it js loaded

[frank notch]

just dont look at chat

[empty silo]

yippe fantastic wonderful

[fallen saffron]

nvm it unloaded

[frank notch]

[night turret]

Deserved

[empty silo]

seed is 7JUGM7PN, the first round rare skip is a blueprint, first buffoon pack has brainstorm

[barren shard]

Results of my semi-optimized photochad

[night turret]

#1156061354076155944 use this chat

[serene forge]

I hate Blodstone

[night turret]

Thank god it’s not bloodstone

[barren shard]

I had photochad, blueprint, and two brainstorms but I didn’t have any deck rigging

[humble gulch]

Do I buy the voucher or just skip?

[atomic trout]

AAAAAAAAAAARGH drowns in wine

[weak relic]

Eww cash royal

[frank grove]

ok well

[waxen dagger]

im stoned

[humble gulch]

Ugh, fine

Do I buy the voucher now?

[molten thicket]

prob just save your money

[fringe nebula]

beautiful

[woven spire]

holy

[zinc zephyr]

Oh okay

[slow iris]

choose 1 💔

i mean 1 immolate is better than 0 immolates so

[pastel hatch]

if i could id pick both probably

[fallen saffron]

guess what my least favorite joker is

[pastel hatch]

theres 150 jokers in the game

[fallen saffron]

guess

Ill tell you its a rare

[ebon condor]

the blue one

[pastel hatch]

judging from previous opinions id imagine its probably something like campfire or obelisk

[fallen saffron]

its ||baron||

[pastel hatch]

ah

[ebon condor]

ey i was correct

[pastel hatch]

well thats valid

[fallen saffron]

it always gives me bad luck

like horrible luck

[pastel hatch]

its also just not good usually

[fallen saffron]

true

it used to be meta

glad it isnt anymore

[ebon condor]

it was never meta lol

its always been bad

[fallen saffron]

oh

at my old school people would cheer for it

[ebon condor]

yeah bc it can score high

[fallen saffron]

and then whenever someone got it my luck would deplete

[ebon condor]

its not good at actually winning runs

[warped bear]

We all agree voucher skip is WAYYY too early right especially with only one double tag

[fallen saffron]

voucher skip idr use too much its kinda filler for me

[warped bear]

I only use it for my casual naneinf runs which this seed started out insanely well for it as I’m sure you can tell lol not the best ofc but pretty well

[fallen saffron]

yeah

tarot kinda underated ngl

[molten thicket]

i mean

do you need any vouchers atm

plus the punishment for skipping a shop in bmime runs isn't that bad

you're looking for like 5 jokers at most

[warped bear]

No I mean I’ll need hand size and blank eventually but it’s super early and I’ve already got both reroll vouchers so

[slow iris]

i'd probably wait for more double tags

idk

i'm not a naneinfer

[molten thicket]

hm

[warped bear]

And I need the money from playing the hands not exactly the shops atm

[molten thicket]

imo both choices are fine but i like taking vouchers for early blanks/handsizes/... and voucher skips might not appear later on

[molten thicket]

you do have midas and mime though

[humble gulch]

Nothing to do with any of this but you changed your profile picture two times today

[molten thicket]

also are you doing bean crimson

if yes then don't skip

[slow iris]

i'm indecisive

[humble gulch]

I take half an hour in finding a profile picture...

[frank grove]

I havent changed my pfp for like 3/4 years

[warped bear]

Yk I didn’t think about it but I could on both 8 and 16 since I’ve already got both reroll vouchers and I’m already on the crimheart

[humble gulch]

How do you live like that

[molten thicket]

yeah

so i think you should play

[frank grove]

Uhh i drew a thing and then i just use that for a really long time 😭

[humble gulch]

When was the copper golem announced on the Minecraft Vote?

[warped bear]

Especially since Midas is blocking for uncommon and I need to replace it anyways

[frank grove]

i think it was 2021

[slow iris]

it's kinda like the copper golem but iron instead

[molten thicket]

i normally don't do crimson bean bcs i don't like the glitch but if you're doing it then def shop

[slow iris]

they should add that to the game

tbh

[frank grove]

Its clay

[slow iris]

they could call it an iron golem

[humble gulch]

I think it should do a defensive purpose

[frank grove]

Cause argil = potters clay (roughly) and i once collected 1 million blocks of clay when covid was happening 😭

[humble gulch]

Like, for villages or so

[molten thicket]

should prob drop 3-5 iron when killed too

[slow iris]

this is what i get for not paying enough attention

joke ruined

[humble gulch]

Good idea, the speedrunners will thank you

I love redstone

[tropic mulch]

Riff raff decided to be lame

Gave me photochad

[humble gulch]

1 in 500 btw

[tropic mulch]

lol I’ll take it

[humble gulch]

I actually have no idea

[fringe nebula]

another one of those

[humble gulch]

I think it's rarer

[warped bear]

So question

[slow iris]

answer

[warped bear]

Does bean bug not work on mobile?

[frank grove]

How many commons are there?

[molten thicket]

it should work on mobile

[slow iris]

it should

[humble gulch]

You have to exit and re enter the run

[fringe nebula]

I'm starting to think that dna works better for pair build

am i crazy?

[warped bear]

I did maybe I didn’t do it quick enough idk 🤷‍♀️ it’s whatever I can try again on 16 anyways so

[humble gulch]

Not really

[tropic mulch]

Yo so I found out it’s .03%

Nice

[slow iris]

pair into flush five or four of a kind

[humble gulch]

Same as a legendary

[tropic mulch]

Heh

[humble gulch]

Four of a kind

[warped bear]

Bye bye bean AND cartomancer

[humble gulch]

Holy threes

[warped bear]

I’ve got enough purple seals and if I find another brainstorm carto was gone anyways

[humble gulch]

Now it is holo threes

[fringe nebula]

ok, so the hand you use to beat earlygame is either diamond flush or 4oak 3

[fringe nebula]

take

[humble gulch]

Four

[timber badger]

i found such a crazy seed i joined the dc to send it

[fringe nebula]

i kinda like the slight earlygame boost erratic deck has

ngl

[humble gulch]

That's expensive...

[fringe nebula]

nope, skip

[slow iris]

well i just remembered

[humble gulch]

Ante two wall.

[fringe nebula]

if it's ante 2 wall probably take abstract

[humble gulch]

Yeah, I'm fine now

[fringe nebula]

it took me this fucking long just to realize that you have chiaki pfp

[humble gulch]

I'm winning now

[humble gulch]

I just use it because I wanna look pretty

[fringe nebula]

don't throw

[humble gulch]

Bruhh, purple I guess

Flush house it is

Ah...

[fringe nebula]

take loyalty for the gold sticker

and replace the trio with blueprint ig

[stiff ore]

OH BOY what an investment!!

[green vale]

i keep forgetting i cant send gifs here

[green vale]

just know i wanted to send a jinx the cat gif as a reply to this

[humble gulch]

Holo it's at 1.25 btw

[fringe nebula]

replacing holo might be better then

depends on your build

[humble gulch]

I guess

[slow iris]

temperance

[stiff ore]

hadnt actually considered that lol

[prisma oak]

2 are nat negatives

[fringe nebula]

oh interesting

i would just keep loyalty card for the gold sticker

[glad aspen]

Balala balatro

[humble gulch]

Yeah, that's not enough...

Bruh

I can't fumble this one tho

Uh, I mean

[fringe nebula]

riff raff

no brainer pick

[humble gulch]

Actually...

Opened buffon pack and got holo sly

[frank grove]

shinyyyyy

[fringe nebula]

......

[humble gulch]

Worth

[humble gulch]

Shut up

[fringe nebula]

you do you ig

[frank grove]

Nah i have bus already its kinda expensive for me right now

[humble gulch]

I have a lot of econ now

[fringe nebula]

could've sold faceless to not pay the rental fee

[humble gulch]

21 face cards

[frank grove]

Honestly faceless probably worth depending on the deck

yeah

[fringe nebula]

ok that makes sense

[humble gulch]

17*

Still a lot tho

[frank grove]

nana died right after it spawned bro was someones lunch so fast

[humble gulch]

Alright

[stiff ore]

.............

[humble gulch]

Baseball huh?

[fringe nebula]

this could be 4 gold stickers within 1 run

[fathom pagoda]

Some things are just more impressive than actually winning the game.

[frank grove]

can i get some enhancmenets pleakkkkk

[humble gulch]

Yeahh...

[frank grove]

YUGGEGEEEE

CAV SPAWNED HELLO !!!

[fringe nebula]

damn

[humble gulch]

:(

[fringe nebula]

should've taken that riff raff

[frank grove]

😭

[humble gulch]

I would've sold it anyways

[edgy stone]

Is it not perishable loyalty card?

[frank grove]

All of this just for hiker sticker 😭

[humble gulch]

Nice deck

Fuck you

I OPENED THE WRONG ONE AND I GOT REWARDED

[fringe nebula]

......or just take both riff raff and sly kekw

[humble gulch]

Uh, how...

[fringe nebula]

win the big blind with 2 hands

[humble gulch]

Ah

I didn't draw good enough

[frank grove]

Reason 67 bad: not funny? No
Actual reason 67 bad, 6s and 7s as a full house cant one shot small blind ante 1

[fringe nebula]

ok you really should've taken that riff raff lmao

[frank grove]

yeah riff raff is the goat

[humble gulch]

Shut up

[frank grove]

im taking eternal rental riff raff over so much stuff

[humble gulch]

Thank you

Saved

[subtle drum]

yes

[frank grove]

😭

[humble gulch]

Bro

[frank grove]

i love nat negatives cause most its like "perishable rental fortune teller"

[rose zinc]

Well that was weird…

[crimson carbon]

amazing fragile challenge run

[humble gulch]

I should have took that charm skip

Wrong image

[subtle drum]

ante 8 round 8 lol

[potent tree]

how'd you keep driver's license alive

[humble gulch]

I need a rest

[frank grove]

skipping the whole way

[crimson carbon]

i skip every small and big blind its the best way to win fragile challenge

[humble gulch]

Look at my cat, guys

[potent tree]

yes true but normally you need to play 3oaks to win right

[potent tree]

is it a lucky cat?

[humble gulch]

It's gray so no

[humble gulch]

Hoy much xmult?

[potent tree]

now that's a lucky cat

[latent yew]

He's tomato

Have actual luck cat

[humble gulch]

Bro ankhed it

[latent yew]

Still bulging only 1.75

Building

[subtle drum]

chat how do i naneinf

700+ hours and no naneinf

[latent yew]

Idk im also trying

[fringe nebula]

money

ecto

red seal king

tarots

[latent yew]

Ok

[subtle drum]

but it scales way too fast

past like ante 11-12 it’s like impossible

😔

[fringe nebula]

you don't have enough steel or glass then

actually, i think i have 1 easy naneinf seed

[rancid gull]

You can't naninf without 8 ball card

[crimson carbon]

perkeo and let perkeo copy the cryptid and make alot of red seal king with cryptid

[subtle drum]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-laugh-smile-R2tRC1dznPDyjOAcIt

[fringe nebula]

serpent burglar is easier than perkeo nan 🗣️

[rancid gull]

Trust, the tarot you get helps

Imagine the deck fixing you can do after you naninf

[fringe nebula]

L9GP7U1R, this could be a very easy nan on white stake plasma

[humble gulch]

I did it once and I didn't liked it

So

Yeah

[fringe nebula]

there's baron and certificate in earlier antes

[fallow osprey]

Is it bad that I like Aces?

[humble gulch]

Let me see

I have experience on endless

I instantly checked the deck...

So... second judgement

[frank grove]

😭

[calm swallow]

My first ever joker

[subtle drum]

w first joker

[fallow osprey]

Deltarune Reference
"Get the banana"

[calm swallow]

T.T

[lime remnant]

we js handing out win now huh

[wintry ice]

holo blue joker 🙏

[calm swallow]

Red eternal joker?

In gold stake with $11?

[wintry ice]

yeah?

[remote jolt]

i just skipped a blind for 2 jokers and got photochad

[wintry ice]

what is there to question

[calm swallow]

That's gonna be really tough

[wintry ice]

they have a golden joker to take care of econ and holo blue joker to score until they're above the interest threshold

you never pass on the first good additive scaling joker you come accross in any case in gold stake

[calm swallow]

I can't stand eternal jokers unless there's ankh

[wintry ice]

you should learn to be less picky

red card is a joker you usually keep for the entire run anyways so what are you even questioning

[calm swallow]

MB

[echo sphinx]

god daym, erosion

[humble gulch]

Yeah, it is

[mint jetty]

Glass joker is insane

6 gold stickers at once btw

[humble gulch]

Here it is

[fringe nebula]

i knew it

[humble gulch]

Blueprint

Bruh

@fringe nebula HUH

[lime remnant]

i needed it

i have good econ now so im chillin

[fringe nebula]

money

[calm swallow]

I get it

[lime remnant]

i guess bro

its a trib

[wintry ice]

tf is this

[lime remnant]

what do i even do with trib here

[calm swallow]

I really like "a path in the wood" king of Spade

It's really outstanding

[wintry ice]

use it to farm stickers

[lime remnant]

what

[humble gulch]

Yummy

[calm swallow]

You don't have gold sticker on it?

[lime remnant]

yes so i guess

might pivot

[calm swallow]

Sure

[calm swallow]

Negative tags?

[wintry ice]

set it up so that you don't need any more scoring jokers

[humble gulch]

No

[mint jetty]

be sure to have a plan b

[wintry ice]

to get a bunch of stickers

[lime remnant]

do i take camp or do i do trib build

do i kill reserve

[mint jetty]

Have you already seen the plant this run?

It's basically the one thing that can kill you

[wintry ice]

campfire is a rare joker so i'd consider just taking the sticker

[calm swallow]

This run is getting insane
Even though it's my first ever run

[wintry ice]

foil burglar on red deck

and then green joker

[mint jetty]

I'd take it over cardshark

[wintry ice]

this is some "pairs on checkered deck" type shit

[calm swallow]

[lime remnant]

no but i do have director

[humble gulch]

Where showman

[mint jetty]

It's probably a win then

[calm swallow]

?

[mint jetty]

Abandoned deck canio 🔥

[mint jetty]

Did you ever get a naninf in that save?

[frank grove]

like this

[mint jetty]

Exactly

[calm swallow]

Perhaps

[mint jetty]

Yea that's why

[calm swallow]

[humble gulch]

Here it is

[slow iris]

might lose here ngl

[lost vault]

probs

[humble gulch]

(She wins without the glass)

[slow iris]

found 2 black holes this run

[rigid mesa]

What do i do

[humble gulch]

Skip

[rigid mesa]

Throwback is at 2.25x so the best pull right now would be chicot

[rigid mesa]

Dont take the soul

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[lime remnant]

why is your throwback so high

merry andy?

[frank grove]

I also wouldnt be skipping at all

you have stm mime and bp

like you should be looking to make a ton of money to deck fix not skip the rounds

[rigid mesa]

Really good skio tags

[pastel hatch]

Ante 5 round 8

[lime remnant]

i dont see your money is over 100 so the tag arent good

[rigid mesa]

I spent it

[lime remnant]

should be spending your time deckfixing not scaling throwback

throwback more like trashbag

[rigid mesa]

Im not skipping for throwback throwback is just a bonus for skipping

Its like red card

[lime remnant]

it doesnt matter, you shouldn't be skipping at all

[rigid mesa]

Also im on red stake so

[frank grove]

you didnt draw a queen in an arcana pack, how many queens do you have?

[rigid mesa]

Skipping the small blind is like obligatory

[lime remnant]

???

[pastel hatch]

Huh

[frank grove]

no it is not?

[lime remnant]

no

no its not

why would you skip small blind lmao

unless its ante 1 invest

[vestal copper]

me when i miss a shop

[frank grove]

guys what if i didnt deck fix with stm?

what if i just relyed on 4 queens to carry my run

[rigid mesa]

But there's no money to be made so you cant buy anything in the shop

[lime remnant]

you win

[rigid mesa]

5

[lime remnant]

interest exist, econ joker exist

[pastel hatch]

Tbf queens are semi fake for shoot the moon, but yeah

[vestal copper]

u can if you have money beforehand

[frank grove]

FIVE in ante 5...

stop skipping

[rigid mesa]

3$ vs 25

[pastel hatch]

Like you just need like 3~4 in hand but consistent draw

[frank grove]

you die to some blinds here

[rigid mesa]

Youre forgetting each queen procs 3 times

[frank grove]

doesnt matter if its the needle and you dont draw any of them ???

[lime remnant]

bro talking in low stake diff 😂

[patent sail]

those 25 bucks aint gonna happen every time

[rigid mesa]

The needle is play 1 hand are you thinking of a difftent boss blind

[frank grove]

yeah

3 discards to find 1 of 5 cards

you can miss those odds

[rigid mesa]

I mean 1 = 3

[lime remnant]

you reach purple stake and you just stop thinking about skipping lmao

[vestal copper]

:quog:

[frank grove]

you have FIFTY SEVEN CARDS

[patent sail]

also more shops you see is more opportunities to get good shit and sometimes you may really need that

[frank grove]

😭

[rigid mesa]

Ive skipped all the way past orange

[vestal copper]

wowm

[frank grove]

5/57 for stm good luck

[rigid mesa]

Im just trying ti get the consensus on if I take the soul or not

[lime remnant]

this guy probably missed like 10 blueprint from all of those round hes skipping lmao

[patent sail]

idk about you twin monkey see negative tag monkey gamble (and monkey lose but lets ignore that part)

[rigid mesa]

I already have bluepriny

[frank grove]

dont take the soul

and stop skipping

[lime remnant]

all the other runs too not just this

[frank grove]

and delete cards

why do you even have 57 cards for?

[patent sail]

kill garbage cards

[lime remnant]

you see less shop you die