🕹・game-discussion

[rustic haven]

werf

[stark charm]

Yes on early ante

[sacred trench]

That is the goal

[worthy tinsel]

fun

[dire sage]

chat imagine if 1.1 introduces stuff like n x naneinf like 1xnaneinf is one naneinf, 2xnaneinf is two naneinfs, so you can play the game beyond ante 39

[median grove]

how can i optimize my SHOOT the moon run? should i get rid of fortune teller?

[stark charm]

With a bunch of eternal joker -ante ain't gonna help much

[fringe nebula]

depends on your build

most of the time, you don't want to take hieroglyph with pair/high card build

[median grove]

i know i need mime... but anything else?

to go infinite

[dire sage]

you want to naneinf with shoot the moon?

[median grove]

i want something big

the best stm possible

[stark charm]

I don't think you are going naninf

[rustic haven]

4 GLASS JUST BROKE

GOD DAMN

[dire sage]

this kind of luck never reaches me in wheel of fortune

[stark charm]

Haha take it oop all 12

[median grove]

well i dont need to but i still want to get a really high score, what should i get rid nof?

[cloud sinew]

arguably one of the worst times to take it

[rustic haven]

😭 deadass

[median grove]

is + 50 mult good on ante 9+

???

or no

[willow frost]

no usually

[dire sage]

go DNA and destroy every other card and steel your queens

[median grove]

okey thanks

[dire sage]

then high card spam

[median grove]

any other jokers to look for besides mime?

ty

[dire sage]

find xmult jokers

[median grove]

i have drivers license + cavendish

but i guess steel would be better

or blueprint

[dire sage]

is the drivers license active

[median grove]

ye

is high card better than pair here?

with shoot the moon?

[dire sage]

what are their levels

[lime remnant]

do you have chips joker

[median grove]

no

not a scaling chips joker

pair is 15 and high card is 6

[trail coral]

print red seal gold kings, farm money, get more blueprints/brainstorm copies. Get retcon voucher and play serpent every ante, e70 at least gгaranteed

[lime remnant]

what about the levels

[median grove]

what do you think i should do?

for stm

[rustic haven]

NOVICE

GUESS WHAT

[lime remnant]

what happened

[rustic haven]

i learned balatro

[lime remnant]

nice looking run

[rustic haven]

ty!

[lime remnant]

trib is very lucky there although you could get an idol

[dire sage]

@median grove get a build like this but instead of glass it's steel

[rustic haven]

i have 3 legendaries :D

also

if i dont get

anything

out of 2 wheels and 3 fools

im ending it all

[median grove]

okay ill try!

[lime remnant]

it would be better to just save the fool so you can justice/death glass no?

[median grove]

do you think its better to scale high card instead of playing pairs?

[lime remnant]

or its just for fun trying to spin the wheel

[rustic haven]

5 wheels nothing

nice

[lime remnant]

yep

[rustic haven]

fun, and i can get it all back anyway

[lime remnant]

wheel scam

[rustic haven]

with bp perkeo

[pale wolf]

how to unlock the checkered stake

[lime remnant]

wait you haven't unlock brainstorm?

[rustic haven]

nope! or i just havent grabbed it up yet

so idek if i have it unlocked

[lime remnant]

probably first one...after that run hop on checkered deck and try to get a royal flush

[dire sage]

um idk

for now stick with pairs

[lime remnant]

to discard 💀

[rustic haven]

bet

[dire sage]

because it's more than twice the level

[rustic haven]

lmfao bet

oh wow foil perkeo

i think i used up all my deaths

i have rolled

countless times

no death

[soft talon]

I've heard the exact opposite

[lime remnant]

it depends

plasma wants you to have either a really high chip number or a really high xmult number

pretty hard to do

[rustic haven]

@fiery nymph funny...

[cloud sinew]

plasma sucks for winning at purple+

it is awesome for endless

[fiery nymph]

works too ig

[rustic haven]

i accidentally skipped...

[bronze widget]

whats bad about it

[humble gulch]

Doubles es, but like, 800,000 to win

[cursive crater]

address me 🐘

[cloud sinew]

2x blind size

[rustic haven]

wot

[cursive crater]

you got 3 legendaries

[lime remnant]

big blind size and the fact that plasma limits your option

[rustic haven]

ya

[bronze widget]

yeah but you alos get moire score doesnt it balance out

[cursive crater]

is this seeded

[soft talon]

Well guess what

[rustic haven]

nope!

[humble gulch]

Absolutely not

[cloud sinew]

no it does not

[pale wolf]

engless? did you mean eelless

[bronze widget]

🤔

[rustic haven]

ranndom white stake on zodiac im just playing it out bc its cool afk

[humble gulch]

Ehgjlesnss

[rustic haven]

3 glass break!

[lime remnant]

no dna?

[rustic haven]

nope

just fuck ton of econ with money tree vouch and rocket

[soft talon]

I found a seed that gets two barons in the shop to regularly buy

[cloud sinew]

you need root(2) more total mult+chips for the same effective score on plasma

[rustic haven]

AYEEEEE POLYCHROME CHICOT

ok welp

i will def lose

wait no i wont

ive literally been hitting e18 in one hand

i still have 5 more after that...

[slow iris]

i don't think 6 hands will help you here

[humble gulch]

Alright

[rustic haven]

1 hand

[pastel hatch]

youd need like 30 of these

[rustic haven]

oh

fuck

yeah i literally play infinite clover pit

thats obv

i ran out of cards

[pastel hatch]

200*

[rustic haven]

xd

[slow iris]

you're underestimating how big these numbers are

[rustic haven]

yes yes i know

i play cloverpit it just went over my head

[humble gulch]

That's it, free win

[rustic haven]

ggs what a run ngl

sob

[humble gulch]

Haha, I died

I didn't draw a pair...

Holy

TWELVE NINES

I didn't saw that

[rustic haven]

welp onto the next deck

how does this one work?

is it just the one joker

than makes straights

[cloud sinew]

#⚙・modding-general

[rustic haven]

OH its

modded

nvm idc then

[cloud sinew]

modded content when youre only just starting to play the game is a little wild to me

QoL stuff i understand, but content mods?

[rustic haven]

played multiplayer with a friend

was part of it

[thin finch]

no way synergy

[rustic haven]

[cloud sinew]

ride the huzz

[thin finch]

im ridin the bus for this run with my wee bois

[subtle drum]

w

[rustic haven]

back to pairslop

[trail coral]

its multiplayer mod deck

[shadow kayak]

doesnt look like that to me 😭

[humble gulch]

Yeahh...

[soft talon]

Best joker of all time?

[rustic haven]

yes

WOIW

THANBK YOU

YOU MANIFESTED

[cloud sinew]

why are you trying to do jokerless twin 🥀

[rustic haven]

😭

[humble gulch]

SCORING JOKERS DON'T EXIST ❤️‍🩹

[cloud sinew]

what was the seed

cause im gonna bet you just didnt take one cause u dont like it

[humble gulch]

Well, there was a

And a

[soft talon]

😭

[humble gulch]

There was a drunkard too

[shadow kayak]

guys what is abstract joker supposed to reference/ resemble?

i get a stroke everytime i gaze upon it

[cloud sinew]

i don't really see what #🕹・run-discussion does for us besides split the channel into 2

[shadow kayak]

like the design is so weird to me

[fringe nebula]

a joker ofcourse

[cloud sinew]

it's an abstract joker

do you know what abstract means

[fringe nebula]

a joker so abstract

[soft talon]

I think I can win with this

[humble gulch]

It's a duck

[shadow kayak]

what does that mean

not rly

[subtle drum]

yeah seems pretty unnecessary to me

[shadow kayak]

i thought i was going crazy there

[fringe nebula]

yeah it's def a joker

it has the same color as joker and wee

[shadow kayak]

but no genuinely what does abstract mean

[soft talon]

Do I sell golden for egg?

[subtle drum]

if your banana evolves

nah sell the pair one for egg

[shadow kayak]

i love the explanation

[humble gulch]

Actually is a joker

[subtle drum]

wait

[cloud sinew]

"Abstract art is art that does not attempt to represent an accurate depiction of a visual reality but instead uses shapes, colours, forms and gestural marks to achieve its effect"

[cursive crater]

its a pretty abstract design

[subtle drum]

nvm i just saw the synergy

[shadow kayak]

oh so its like
the qualities of the iconic jimbo there

[soft talon]

I have the duo

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[subtle drum]

actually i’d still sell the +mult pair guy

[shadow kayak]

white backrgound
red/blue colors all around
but isnt rly one

[cloud sinew]

i would sell michel

[humble gulch]

The only type of deco I'm good on GD

[shadow kayak]

yet it resembles jimbo in an idk

[frank notch]

according to google: relating to or denoting art that does not attempt to represent external reality, but rather seeks to achieve its effect using shapes, colors, and textures.

[shadow kayak]

atmospherical way

u look at it and think
yeah thats jimbo there

[subtle drum]

fair but i could never

[rustic haven]

i have egg and gift card

lol

[shadow kayak]

the cashier would be so confused

[soft talon]

Why shouldn't I sell golden for egg

[cloud sinew]

because its econ

[serene forge]

abstract art

do you know jackson pollock

[subtle drum]

golden is worth holding on to here especially considering it’s foil

[soft talon]

-# what does econ mean?

[subtle drum]

economy

[cloud sinew]

it's money generation

[serene forge]

economy

[cloud sinew]

econ = economy

[soft talon]

Ooooh

[shadow kayak]

no ill search that wait

[soft talon]

I think I'm just gonna leave things as they are

[cloud sinew]

nooooo egg is goated with swash

[ancient gyro]

wh

[cloud sinew]

i would just drop michel for it 😭

[serene forge]

he is one of the most famous abstract artists

[soft talon]

Michel just went extinct

[shadow kayak]

but yea i get it now
its supposed to reference this form of art

[ancient gyro]

nana isn't worth keeping long term

[subtle drum]

no eggbuckler? 💔

[ancient gyro]

😐

[shadow kayak]

its pretty new to me so i was lowk confused

[cloud sinew]

HAI SUCCULENT

you are my favourite type of plant

[ancient gyro]

weird

[serene forge]

succulent and supple

[ancient gyro]

helo

[shadow kayak]

like a stage plant
on a standup comedy or smth

[soft talon]

Ok I got supernova and I'm running a two pair deck

[serene forge]

why two pair

[soft talon]

Because they have always worked for me

[ancient gyro]

they didnt have any chinese money plants at lowes or home depot today 🥀

[woven remnant]

I have a bias toward supernova

[serene forge]

pair is better

[soft talon]

If anything I'd run an high card

[ancient gyro]

pair has more joker options

[serene forge]

pair is better

[woven remnant]

eh

[soft talon]

But it really depends on what the game gives me at the start

[woven remnant]

i like two pair

[serene forge]

pair = high card but it scales 50% better and has better xmult options

[soft talon]

Two pair works very well especially with square joker

[serene forge]

pair

square is a pair joker

[fringe nebula]

i'm starting to appreciate 2pair more because of black deck

[ancient gyro]

pair works better

[soft talon]

Speaking of such should i get square

[ancient gyro]

as you don't overscore as often early

[ancient gyro]

it's cool

[serene forge]

you don't need it

[cursive crater]

3 foils... wheel been treating you

[subtle drum]

i love eggswashy

[ancient gyro]

or hone

[serene forge]

I hate Hone

[woven remnant]

never late for square

[subtle drum]

ew square

[serene forge]

no you don't need square with 3 foils

[subtle drum]

yeah

[astral pulsar]

whats the best thing to copy here?

[deep copper]

do boss blinds ever start repeating

[woven remnant]

where is fun at playing optimally

[cloud sinew]

yes, once youve seen every boss blind

[serene forge]

the r button

[terse vale]

by winning

[soft talon]

On second thought maybe running two pair after blue stake isn't the best thing due to -1 discard

[serene forge]

that's not optimization that's just logic

lmfao

[terse vale]

just because you’re playing optimally doesn’t mean you can’t have fun 😭

[serene forge]

tat is also true

some people enjoy optimizing shit

[ancient gyro]

you're saying I wasn't having fun this entire time

[soft talon]

My favorite joker... (Blueprint)

[woven remnant]

I have more fun with playing decks that barely passes ante 8

[rustic haven]

kms

[cloud sinew]

idk but i have fun in doing it

[serene forge]

bye swash

[serene forge]

ccitbpt

also that's bait

[terse vale]

still the pack tho

[astral pulsar]

buffoon pack has credit card

trust

[rustic haven]

sigh

[frank notch]

blueprint without anything to copy is nothing

[rustic haven]

halluci and business card

[ancient gyro]

biz

[rustic haven]

its ante 1 dawg it doesnt matter

[serene forge]

those are both solid

[glad aspen]

Fuckinh finally bro

[serene forge]

probably business card

[rustic haven]

just being able to have it early

[woven remnant]

I once pass blueprint cuz I though winning with two red cards would be funny

[rustic haven]

oh rip

[ancient gyro]

🥀

[soft talon]

What if I sell jolly joker and then put a blueprint next to the duo

[humble gulch]

Now every deck on gold stake

[terse vale]

well you’d probably die if you had enough money to buy it is wut we’re saying

[cloud sinew]

i would sell swash

[rustic haven]

its ante 1

[sonic nexus]

I beat my first challenge
But it didn’t say “completed” despite handing me my trophy

[soft talon]

Yeah actually you're right but do I put the blueprint next to the duo or what

[terse vale]

yeah you can survive ante 1 no jokers but ante 2 is dicey

[rustic haven]

if i die ante 1 thats skill issue

[glad aspen]

That means id have to go through every deck on orange stake, no thanks.

[rustic haven]

red stake moment btw

thats why i couldnt buy it

xd

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[humble gulch]

Silly dog

[ancient gyro]

it's not about if you die but rather the decisions you make that snowball into later antes

[rustic haven]

i think i still wouldve risked it

[humble gulch]

My bad, I thought it was a dog. Silly fish

[serene forge]

yeah you want stability as soon as you can

[fiery nymph]

its high risk high reward

[glad aspen]

Aka photochad

[fiery nymph]

but its just not the pkay

imo

[humble gulch]

The plant

[rustic haven]

i like that

[glad aspen]

The humble reroll voucher

[humble gulch]

1 in 16 btw

[soft talon]

Good blueprint placement?

[serene forge]

requires a voucher, therefore is not stable

[rustic haven]

chat

[serene forge]

great job

you undermined your own point

[glad aspen]

Just get lucky

[rustic haven]

im playing pairslop so burglar but i found it again

[glad aspen]

Just dont run into the plant

[rustic haven]

and its foil

xd

[serene forge]

bruh

[woven remnant]

if you dont stay at my misprint you dont deserve me at my photochad

[ancient gyro]

on gs I wouldn't take it

[serene forge]

you don't need dcut to beat plant with photochad fyi

[rustic haven]

do i take 😭

[rustic haven]

brooo

ur right i need burglar

like actually

[glad aspen]

Hey, i fucking love misprint

[woven remnant]

me too

[terse vale]

uhhh whats in the shop

[humble gulch]

+0

[serene forge]

800 with 7 hands

[rustic haven]

[serene forge]

that sounds a little dicey if i'm being honest

[glad aspen]

Well of course not

[slim turret]

plasma donezo

[serene forge]

am i crazy for thinking even steven is good there

[rustic haven]

sigh skipping bp twice hurts

[glad aspen]

Hey, +22!

[terse vale]

nah !

[humble gulch]

I hate misprint

[woven remnant]

it once gave me 2 and 3 mult consecutively

[terse vale]

its fine in order 2 survive

[woven remnant]

on black deckç

[slim turret]

hanging chad died after boss here

[woven remnant]

still love it

[serene forge]

I hate Photograph

[rustic haven]

let me see if my informant is still online

[terse vale]

but if theres like a scoring joker in the shop I would take the blueprint

[rustic haven]

@fiery nymph

[slow iris]

no

[serene forge]

that's true

[ancient gyro]

you'll get used to it

[median grove]

should i replace anything for the idol here? or is it bad with shoot to the moon?

[serene forge]

post deck, but you should not be using shoot the moon in ante 11

[cloud sinew]

i would take bp as it's foil

[median grove]

and any tips to improve my run?

[humble gulch]

Is your deck all queens of hearts?

[rustic haven]

twin you were right, even steven and club mult joker was in shop, took both and ezpz

[humble gulch]

Well, I guess you could carry him for a while

[ancient gyro]

I hope you took that bp

[serene forge]

the gluttonous was in the same shop?

[rustic haven]

was in reg shop, even steven in the pack

ye

[serene forge]

bruh

that's obviously a blueprint take then

[ancient gyro]

context moment

[fiery nymph]

hi

[rustic haven]

didnt know

it was in there

[ancient gyro]

or tunnelvision

[terse vale]

honestly I wus thinking that but I have no idea if it survives ante 2
im assuming there won’t be scoring for like one shop

[serene forge]

you opened the pack first

[rustic haven]

youll get a lot of that

[serene forge]

and you had 10 dollars left

lol

[rustic haven]

with me

[fiery nymph]

karu just so you know everyone here is smarter than me

these people taught me

[cloud sinew]

definitely not everyone

[rustic haven]

idc ur the goat

[median grove]

no, i have 20 queen of diamonds

should i get rid of fortune teller? its giving me + 62 mult

[cloud sinew]

dangerous thing to be saying lol

[rustic haven]

ur my favorite

other people are mean like very gay lesbian hornet

[ancient gyro]

oh 🥀

[fiery nymph]

the glubget the lesbian and the japanese (i think) letters have helped me quite a bit

[median grove]

i have 20 queen of diamonds, should i get rid of fortune teller?

[serene forge]

belgian waffle

[rustic haven]

im very stupid and impulsive so

[vivid stump]

what about me??

[ancient gyro]

that's fine

[median grove]

should i get rid of fortune teller? in ante 11

[rustic haven]

sure

[marsh dove]

Baron is optimal ante 1 gold stake abandoned

[median grove]

its giving + 62 mult

[ancient gyro]

who doesn't like a bit of personality

[humble gulch]

You'll probably die

[median grove]

if i get rid of it?

[marsh dove]

DNA is an OP joker

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[vivid stump]

wait if the invis joker is foil will the duplicated joker also be foil

[humble gulch]

????????

[median grove]

no i dont think so

[soft talon]

Blue stake is gone too

[fiery nymph]

😋

[marsh dove]

Deck fixing is mid but still take arcana packs for the trib

[median grove]

so how should i improve my run?

[woven remnant]

I think it falls flat at early game gold stake runs

[terse vale]

no

[woven remnant]

but yeah

[marsh dove]

Someone said they were the dumbest here I wanted to challenge that

[ancient gyro]

waffles
u can call me andy if that's easier

[marsh dove]

These are all real takes I’ve seen by the way

[humble gulch]

You'll probably die after ante 11 anyways, I don't know

[median grove]

how should i improve my run you think?

[marsh dove]

This discord gets crazy

[median grove]

well who cares about ya

[fiery nymph]

thats a lot easier

[terse vale]

I always remember you by diamond or window

[fiery nymph]

what does your name even say?

[ancient gyro]

huh

[ancient gyro]

belgian waffles in japan

[terse vale]

I think that was your display name once 💭 ? idk

[ancient gyro]

oh my windows vista hearts player arc

i was making a stm reference

[terse vale]

ohhhhh

[ancient gyro]

back when i first tinkered with stm

[fringe nebula]

trading card is bad because you have -1 discard

[median grove]

any tips to improve my shoot to the moon run?

[woven remnant]

not if your build stands on its feet on early antes

[waxen dagger]

plasma will be my next gold steak

[median grove]

should i buy the idol? if im playing hc and pair

[fringe nebula]

it's.... a joke lmao

[ancient gyro]

uh oh

[frank grove]

no

[woven remnant]

missed the memo then

[sand sky]

is the iOS game still broken where it doesn't unlock new decks half the time?

[fringe nebula]

it's fine, winning plasma gold stake is easy if you get some specific jokers at ante 1

not like they're aiming for consistency

[rustic haven]

retrigger central

[woven remnant]

banner was so good at plasma deck

[ancient gyro]

idk them

[waxen dagger]

i love chipsmaxxing

[humble gulch]

Well, that's a good start

[fringe nebula]

coupon tag on gs....

[fading tundra]

could someone help me with this error?

[waxen dagger]

i had 2 ballots+seltzer last game 😭

[rustic haven]

fire

[frank grove]

unironically one of the only times ive seen coupon tag do anything 😭

[rustic haven]

i have a red seal king somewhere round here

[median grove]

can anyone advise me? i dont know if i should play pair or HC with shoot to the moon

on ante 12

what is better mathematically

[humble gulch]

I don't really see the problem, it's pretty much like choosing the most expensive thing in the shop

[ancient gyro]

well i don't play stm on non-existent antes I couldn't help you

[woven remnant]

it consistently gives me perishable wily joker

[humble gulch]

I got a blue seal and a gold joker too

[ancient gyro]

rentals are pretty expensive

[waxen dagger]

are these normal stats?

[median grove]

should i play pairs or hc on ante 12?

with shoot to the moon

what is better mathematically?

[woven remnant]

pretty much

throwback tho

[fringe nebula]

throwback is too high for this to be a "normal stats"

[waxen dagger]

throwback my beloved <3

[frank grove]

Coupon tag is very sketchy cause usually its just ... nonsense that doesnt matter

[waxen dagger]

egg

we love egg

[humble gulch]

I mean, sometimes saves you money, I don't always take it anyways

[median grove]

with shoot to the moon

[waxen dagger]

egg is peam

[ancient gyro]

throwback is a joker I've never seen on anybody's c++ profile

[median grove]

does anyone know if its better to play pairs or HC on ante 12?

[fringe nebula]

you always do high card baron or flush five idol in endless

[median grove]

with shoot to the moon

[waxen dagger]

BESTIE REALAX

YOUVE ASKED LIKE 67 TIMES

[median grove]

maybe ive been shadowbanned

[ancient gyro]

does it really matter when you'll die on the same ante

yeah

[humble gulch]

That's really good

[woven remnant]

I felt dolly zooms presence

[waxen dagger]

there are 10 decks right?

[fringe nebula]

this one looks normal i guess

[ancient gyro]

15

[waxen dagger]

oh wow

[ancient gyro]

plus 20 challenge decks

[fringe nebula]

altho egg is surprisingly high

[frank grove]

this is the abandoned++ profile so far

[median grove]

does anyone know if its better to play pairs or HC on ante 12?

[ancient gyro]

cool

[fiery nymph]

cat!!

[frank grove]

hc, but you die this ante anyway

[frank notch]

hc prolly

[fringe nebula]

still the same

[woven remnant]

I love ride the bus so much

[median grove]

says who

okey thanks

[waxen dagger]

i have checker golded and plasma getting there

[sterile nexus]

My gf stayed over at my place for a few days and I showed her Balatro

I bought it for her so she could play it at home and i think she likes it a little too much now

[ancient gyro]

i haven't played enough pairless++ to share stats yet

[fringe nebula]

understandable

[woven remnant]

yummy banner

[waxen dagger]

this is my story

[frank notch]

i used banner in early stakes but it fell off after the blue

[woven remnant]

I feel an irrational love towards banner

[waxen dagger]

my gf got me balatro liek a month ago and now its my new addiction 😭 😭

[woven remnant]

carry me on plasma

not like plasma is the hardest on gold stake but

[frank notch]

ive used quite a lot of bandy combos (banner + andy)

[woven remnant]

yea

[woven remnant]

sometimes with delayed gratification

[median grove]

okay i did die on this ante but youre still wrong

[waxen dagger]

is this jonkler good

[frank grove]

how was i wrong?

[median grove]

because i got 1.8 billion points, and this boss's ante was only 600 mill

[frank notch]

situational

[waxen dagger]

i never rlly used it 😭

[woven remnant]

Understandable
I personally dont like supernova but if it works it works

[median grove]

so if i had got a different blind, or had the boss reroll blind, i would have won

[fiery nymph]

its good

[median grove]

easily

[waxen dagger]

okay!

[frank grove]

this ante but would've died small blind next ante

[median grove]

way off base

[humble gulch]

I don't wanna...

[sterile nexus]

Hahah yeah I bought the game back when it won GOTY and I've been playing it on and off ever since, but for some reason I didn't show it to my gf for the entire year and few months we've been together until yesterday. I didn't feel like she'd like it, but after teaching her actual poker and after we played a few games across a week or two, I finally show her the game.

And well yeah, rest is pretty self explanatory, this is her first rogue like afterall so I get why she's so enchanted by it

[ancient gyro]

it's a nice econ enabler

[frank notch]

i discovered balatro after finding it on an unblocked game website in school

[waxen dagger]

i feel liek luck isnt necessarily bad but its just not worth a joker slot

[frank notch]

i was pissed when the web got blocked so i got the game to play at home

[ancient gyro]

should thank her or shame her for getting you to spend less time with her over a card game

[waxen dagger]

[sterile nexus]

It's good if you get a fuckton of lucky cards

[humble gulch]

My friend showed me Balatro and I instantly skipped FOR FUN, I didn't even know that skipping gave you things

[frank notch]

i used to think tarots sucked ass

[humble gulch]

I got to ante 6, I don't know how

[ancient gyro]

a lot of cards and interactions in the game have listed probabilities

[frank notch]

and coupon tag was op

[fiery nymph]

helps scoring

[slow iris]

i used to think

[fiery nymph]

and money

[frank notch]

matter of it i didnt even use consumables in GENERAL

[fiery nymph]

and tarots

a lot really

[waxen dagger]

she likes to watch me play it 😭 😭 😭

[waxen dagger]

hmm ig so

[woven remnant]

its a good joker but its not worth investing early imo

[ancient gyro]

that's cool

[sterile nexus]

I used to think that Throwback was good

[waxen dagger]

i like wheel of fortune

[frank notch]

same

[waxen dagger]

my fav tarot card

[frank notch]

temperance solos

[waxen dagger]

its so peak when it hits and awh when it doesnt

[ancient gyro]

my gf only wants me to play tennis and run all day with her

[slow iris]

at least you've learned

[turbid dove]

Guys

[sterile nexus]

I'm very sad that my favourite hand (full house) doesn't have any exclusive jokers that help you build a path for it, since you might as well just go for flush five

[turbid dove]

I bought balatro fr.

[woven remnant]

tis a shame

[turbid dove]

Not with the ps plus

[waxen dagger]

tempermance gift card goes crazy

[sterile nexus]

We have a mutual friend for some reason

[waxen dagger]

oh thats interesting i actually know her distantly 😭

[slow iris]

susie2

[sterile nexus]

is she maybe in the geometry dash community

I used to be active within it a few years ago

[waxen dagger]

not that i know of

[sterile nexus]

hm interesting

[waxen dagger]

wait i jsut realized

with the nature of plasma deck you can only score a perfect square number of chips per hand

[solid python]

just realized that the reason plant debuffs face cards is because when you get it you faceplant into death
it all makes sense now

[sterile nexus]

[fiery nymph]

i just realized i can use my balatro skills in the casino

[woven remnant]

mmm square

[humble gulch]

There was nothing left to do...

[humble gulch]

Not really

[frank notch]

im gonna bring a rock to a casino and ask for 50 chips

[fiery nymph]

all i need is a deck full of kings and baron and mime

i think i can hold a full deck myself

should be an easy naninf

[woven remnant]

only if you go with a huge rock

[lone yacht]

weird run

[waxen dagger]

im gona bring glass to the casino and ask to double my chips or i will shatter it

[humble gulch]

Me walking out of the casino with all the universe material worth of money

[woven remnant]

seemed fairly reliable

bus and abandoned

[waxen dagger]

who will it be!

[lone yacht]

i had 2 misprints before that cavendish

[humble gulch]

Chicot

[waxen dagger]

everyone bet on your fav legendary joknker!

[woven remnant]

caino

[frank notch]

lovers on the diamond 2 trust me

[rancid gull]

Plz be Trib

[frank notch]

chicot

[deep sequoia]

i'm imagining someone going to a casino and then in the middle of the game they just put a planet card in the middle of the table
"upgrade flush"

[waxen dagger]

it is trib!

[frank notch]

imagine doubling up and placing a hermit tarot on the table

[humble gulch]

Me summoning a black hole

[rancid gull]

YESSSSS

[waxen dagger]

my first time seeing trib

[woven remnant]

or show up with amputated finger

[rancid gull]

Trib is goated

[sterile nexus]

I'm gonna go to the casino with ramen and eat a spoonful every time the dealer burns a top card

[humble gulch]

We're hitting the road

[woven remnant]

carve out the king with an exacto knife

[frank notch]

going to the casino, ripping a joker in half, and saying i got 20 mult on 3 hands

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[humble gulch]

I died

[sterile nexus]

popcorn at the poker table?

[humble gulch]

[compact gazelle]

going to the casino and ceremonial daggering the guy who just hit a jackpot

[woven remnant]

or show up with your family to get x2 on your flush

[sterile nexus]

🎉

[humble gulch]

I THOUGHT I HAD THREE HANDS FOR SOME REASON

I'm not dead

[deep sequoia]

i dont remember what the unlock condition is for hit the road but i remember it being so specific and i just didnt want to go for it

[frank notch]

discard 5 jacks in 1 discard

[sterile nexus]

Discard 5 jacks at once

[compact gazelle]

no, show up with someone ELSE’s family

[humble gulch]

Now I'm probably dead

[sterile nexus]

flush and furious

[frank notch]

rob someone and get +3 hands

[sterile nexus]

On that note, burglar on red deck goes hard

[ebon condor]

On that note, burglar goes hard

[humble gulch]

Alive

[sterile nexus]

What does pot even do 🥀

[humble gulch]

On other news, I'm dead

[ebon condor]

x3 mult if played hand contains all 4 suits 👍

[compact gazelle]

smoke it to get high

[woven remnant]

that flint that I hate

[sterile nexus]

So nothing

Got it

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[ebon condor]

x3 mult is x3 mult

[sterile nexus]

Now that's a good answer

[deep sequoia]

i like flowerpot but it definitely needs some sort of rework because i never find myself taking it

[compact gazelle]

but not all x3 mults are created equal

[sterile nexus]

X3 mult you're only getting if you fuck up your deck on purpose

[woven remnant]

get a signal from a satellite

[viral mountain]

Sometimes I forget that White/Red stake are really easy to beat by just throwing shit at a wall
Like I got a Foil Mime and a Raised Fist by Ante 2 and it just kinda worked

[serene forge]

3/27/26 balatrodle in 4

[ebon condor]

how do you think this joker is played?

[warped cradle]

Guys my favorite show is on

[viral mountain]

I also just picked the deck at random and it was my first run

[sterile nexus]

By not buying it

[viral mountain]

Abandoned Deck

[ebon condor]

how is keeping suits balanced and making a few wild cards "fucking up your deck"

[compact gazelle]

aj and wild flushes
duh :3

[deep sequoia]

hoooolyy!

[waxen dagger]

is this naninfable?

[compact gazelle]

psa
drugs are not good don’t do them 👍

[waxen dagger]

i just happened to get this setup on a normal run 😭

[viral mountain]

How many Kings

[ebon condor]

as long as you discard with intention its shockingly consistent for straights and 2pairs

[deep sequoia]

if you go into the code of the game and modify it so that you always score naneinf it might work

[shell dagger]

it’s only ante 3

[waxen dagger]

none yet im still early

[ebon condor]

the main issue is that those hands just arent meta

[viral mountain]

Work on that

[shell dagger]

given that it’s purple stake u probably won’t

[bronze widget]

You needa go full high card

[viral mountain]

If you really wanna get a Naneinf you need to plan for that immediately

[rustic haven]

failed 5 red deck red stake pre ante 3 runs so i got off my pc

[viral mountain]

A baron that early is, unfortunately, not great

[rustic haven]

time to play on my phone

[sterile nexus]

• but not all drugs are created equal

[viral mountain]

But the Trib will do wonders for a Stopgap

If you can get it online

[deep sequoia]

Ok but actually i mean probably. search for mime and a tarot generator like hallucination or cartomancer

[compact gazelle]

true! me personally I take
antidepressants and sleeping pills!

[glad aspen]

Guess which 4 jokers i unlocked during this run

[sterile nexus]

I take anti depressants and adhd meds which are technically meth-related

Weed is cool, I can't smoke it cause I have asthma, but I have baked weed brownies before and it was fun

Soft drugs are fine imo as long as you treat them as a rare form of recreation

[compact gazelle]

now it’s time to lose another red deck red stake but this time on a smaller screen

[woven remnant]

depends on antidepressants

at least for me

[hybrid tendon]

balatrodle in 7

[rustic haven]

how did you know 😭

[sterile nexus]

I have met people who smoked a ton of weed at way too young an age and burned their synapses hella tho

So obviously you have to do it in heavy moderation or not do it at all

[long zodiac]

4 wheel hits btw

[fringe nebula]

uh

why did you die again

[glad aspen]

Hoky shit. This is sexy

[compact gazelle]

i am a child :3 so no drugs that aren’t medicine
wouldn’t really matter either way since im not a fan of that stuff (the fumes hurt my head)

[humble gulch]

I actually don't remember this time

[long zodiac]

also one of the best bloodstone runs i've ever had LOL

currently rigging for wild cards so i can auto hit ancient joker

[median needle]

"I play Balatro at work, my boss blind to it"

Has anyone heard that song

[glad aspen]

Just dont hit any suit debuff and youre fine

[long zodiac]

yeah i already got the boss blind rerolls so i should be okay as long as i copy rebate and get 9s in my deck

[sterile nexus]

Opinions on a deck with cloud 9 and like 30 polychrome lucky 9's?

I've been very interested in single card decks with their respective jokers

My favourite joker is walkie talkie so I've been doing many runs with 10's or with hack and 4's

Curious to know what the consensus is on a full deck of nines

[glad aspen]

Find this song NOW

[compact gazelle]

ignore cloud 9, play flush fives

[sterile nexus]

• You are a child

Please ignore everything I said, do not touch drugs or any kind of harmful substances

Also brush your teeth more, trust me

[sterile nexus]

I mean I would be playing flush fives with 9's

[glad aspen]

Seeing as theres no dedicated retriggers for numbers above 5, could viable with with like dusk, chad

[compact gazelle]

im doing my best on that last one
i think it helps that i tried beer when i was like… 8? and hated it
since now im just not at all interested in alcohol or drugs or growing up in general :>

[long zodiac]

Just when i thought this run couldn't get any better, what do i get rid of for the oops all 6's

[compact gazelle]

oh yeah the reason was my dumbass thought beer meant root beer and root beer was soda and soda was sweet

[slow iris]

i've done this before actually

[humble gulch]

Rebate

[compact gazelle]

why are we copying photo
is ancient not hitting 6 times a hand?

[slow iris]

except without cloud nine because i literally could not find it

[glad aspen]

Probably rebate

[long zodiac]

im copying photo bc it was getting me like 1 million points per ante

[sterile nexus]

It's not like I'm a grown adult, I'm also a child, only 21

But I still don't like alcohol, my girlfriend likes to get wasted and I usually just go with her when she goes drinking with her friends so I can help her safely get home.

Imo Alcohol never starts to taste good, you just get better at ignoring it, and unless you have a safe environment to drink it, don't. If you ever feel like it, only do it with friends or family.

[compact gazelle]

does ancient not hit 6 times a hand tho

[long zodiac]

also i have a lot of face cards

[sterile nexus]

Was it any good

[slow iris]

i got to ante 19 with it

[frank grove]

🔥

[sterile nexus]

Good enough for me, nice nines

[scarlet charm]

i was just lurking but then i saw your name 😭

[compact gazelle]

had alcohol a few times never liked it :3
maybe related but coffee usually makes me sick

[slow iris]

just drink water tbh

[stoic isle]

CBA

[terse vale]

wel it does suck

[humble gulch]

I love wine

And that's it

[sterile nexus]

Coffee tastes like piss

[humble gulch]

I guess whiskey is fine

[sterile nexus]

I hate that shif

[frank grove]

A lot of my friends are bartenders and they cook with some drinks

[humble gulch]

I love coffee but it makes me sleepy

[glad aspen]

Double throwback

[frank grove]

i hate beer though ive never understood the love people have for beer

[frank notch]

me personally ive never had coffee or anything alcoholic

[humble gulch]

Wine is an ingredient too, not just a drink

[slow iris]

me neither. i plan to keep it that way

[frank notch]

and being drunk sounds miserable

[humble gulch]

Beer too

[slow iris]

well i've had coffee but hated it

so never again

[compact gazelle]

waters good
it’s basically all i drink
the rest is bubble tea

[frank notch]

i might try coffee

if im like really tired

[humble gulch]

Do people just not like bitter? ❤️‍🩹

I like bitter flavors

[glad aspen]

Everything you say just makes your throwback opinion even more invalid

[frank grove]

I love coffee but i dont drink it every day

[sterile nexus]

Whiskey is fine.

There is one genre of alcohol I do like, and that's sours, as in, beer sours.

Something about a drink being soured with bacteria instead of citric acid just clicks with me, and the flavour is so intense and different that I just adore it.

There's this one specific sour beer I love, it's black currant flavoured. Nectar of the gods, but I would drink it even if it didn't have alcohol, it being a beer has nothing to do with me liking it, it's just that no other beverage I've ever found was brave enough to be soured with Bacteria, other than sour beer.

[frank grove]

but i only drink black coffee when i do so ..

[slow iris]

i don't like the smell and taste and it probably depends on how it's made but bleh

[south path]

correct i love throwback

[humble gulch]

I usually have it at night, cuz it makes me wanna sleep so bad

[glad aspen]

Me too twin

[humble gulch]

Do you like bitter things like dark chocolate?

[slow iris]

i do

i like dark chocolate

[sterile nexus]

I like grapefruit if that means anything to you

[frank grove]

Darkk chocolate on TOP

[south path]

70% dark chocolate is actually peak bro

[humble gulch]

I mean

Not that much

[sterile nexus]

🤝

[humble gulch]

70% cocoa the best

[frank notch]

dark chocolate is a solid b tier for me

[humble gulch]

The more bitter, the better, 90% it's too much tho

[south path]

yo ur copying my takes

wtf

[frank grove]

70/80% is peak

[south path]

actually i like all chocolate just not anything past 70%

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[south path]

white chocolate is so good

or milk

[sterile nexus]

What about 60/70%

[compact gazelle]

chocolates alright
100% nearly killed me tho

[frank grove]

...

[humble gulch]

I hate white chocolate, it's not even chocolate

[glad aspen]

...

[humble gulch]

❤️‍🩹

[frank grove]

based opinion

[south path]

still tastes good yo

[humble gulch]

Get out

[slow iris]

🍫・chocolate-discussion

[compact gazelle]

it’s sugar
sugars good :>

[sterile nexus]

Literally not even real chocolate, just sugar garbage

[humble gulch]

That's pure cocoa, of course it's going to kill you

[south path]

the second statement applies to most chocolate i think

[humble gulch]

Too sweet

[south path]

but white chocolate isnt too sweet

[sterile nexus]

We are talking about dark chocolate

[south path]

yes i know

thats why i said most

[humble gulch]

I'm not used to overly sweet things

[compact gazelle]

dark chocolate is also good
milk chocolate is also good
just don’t give me the pill of suffering

[south path]

referring to most milk chocolate

[sterile nexus]

It has no cocoa in it, other than cocoa butter, which means nothing

[compact gazelle]

no such thing as too sweet

[frank notch]

my favorite "chocolate" is the hershey's cookies n creme

[south path]

yeah i actually tried it once its really good

[humble gulch]

Take a spoonful of aspartane

[south path]

dark chocolates good but white chocolate is better

i dont care if its not chocolate

[sterile nexus]

my favourite chocolate is surprisingly the M&M's chocolate

Ok maybe not favourite, but top 5 definitely

[compact gazelle]

the sweetness is fine
have a problem with the synthetic aftertaste though

[frank notch]

i dont like mnms imo

[sterile nexus]

Only milk chocolate I like

[humble gulch]

At least it's not steevia

[sterile nexus]

All the other stuff just doesn't click for me

[frank grove]

my favorite chocolate is dark chocolate with some mint added I love mint chocolate so much

[humble gulch]

I hate steevia

[south path]

mint chocolate is actually so good

[sterile nexus]

Yummy

Mint chocolate

[south path]

ppl hate it

so many people ik hate mint chocolate

[humble gulch]

I love mint chocolate so much, mint flavored things are so good

[compact gazelle]

artificial sweeteners are like
i know they’re not gonna hurt me but it sure as hell tastes like it might

[sterile nexus]

people animals* hate it

[south path]

thoughts on mint ice cream

[frank grove]

top 3

[humble gulch]

I like aspartane the best tho

[frank notch]

ive never heard of aspartane

[humble gulch]

Top five

[sterile nexus]

Chocolate ice cream with mint notes 5/10

Mint ice cream with chocolate chips?
9.5/10

[frank grove]

its the artificial sweetener in things like diet coke iirc

[humble gulch]

An artificial sweetener

[south path]

the first thing you just mentioned sounds horrid

chocolate icecream is so mid

[compact gazelle]

mints are candy and I like candy

[south path]

chocolate cake and everytrhing is nice but chocolate ice cream just isnt it

[sterile nexus]

is it not called Asparta**M**e?

[humble gulch]

Cake is overrated

[frank grove]

generally cake is fairly overrated

[pastel hatch]

maybe yours

[south path]

yeah cake is so sweet i cant eat it

[compact gazelle]

this

[sterile nexus]

I don't like cake at all

I like pie and cheesecake ig

[humble gulch]

Cheesecake >>>>>>

[south path]

pie and cheesecake are higher then cake

[frank grove]

Cheesecake is SO PEAK

[south path]

yes

[sterile nexus]

But shit like birthday cakes and stuff his just way too sweet and makes my stomach hurt

[south path]

ive tried it like once and it was good

[humble gulch]

My favorite dessert

[south path]

yeah if you get the right chocolate mousse cake it tastes nice but other cakes are super mid

[frank grove]

Based!!!

[long zodiac]

Well I lost in Ante 12 due to a bad draw LOL

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[compact gazelle]

cheesecake doesn’t know in betweens
it’s either very good or very bad

[sterile nexus]

Made some cheesecake with a biscoff cookie base and biscoff spread swirls yesterday with my girl

[frank grove]

Its one of the only desserts ill order when im out somewhere

[compact gazelle]

blame the frosting

tf they put in that stuff

[sterile nexus]

It was so good, I have a slice leftover if you guys wanna see a pic

[sterile nexus]

Idk man it's all garbage I hate it with a passion

[humble gulch]

Ice cream it's the safe pick

[compact gazelle]

its not even the good kind of sweet
it’s the you get sick after one bite kind of sweet

[south path]

yeah

i literally cant eat anymore

after it

what was that bro

[sterile nexus]

@compact gazelle thoughts?

[south path]

i saw that

did you guys not see that

[compact gazelle]

sure
i like cooking and baking

[slow iris]

see what

[south path]

ok it was the wind

ig

[humble gulch]

Brownies are like, cake but better

[sterile nexus]

Oh yeah my gf took a pic of when I kicked her ass at poker few days ago

[slow iris]

i just clicked onto this channel

[sterile nexus]

Bet one sec lemme get tf out of bed and go plate it

[south path]

were u playing texas holdem

[compact gazelle]

you look like the nice kind of mad scientist

[sterile nexus]

Yes

[humble gulch]

You look like you have a crime documentary about you

[compact gazelle]

a lot of things are cake but better

[sterile nexus]

That's not a very flattering photo of me

[frank grove]

egg? based opinions?

[compact gazelle]

how rude

[humble gulch]

No filters

[south path]

real egg or balatro egg i think this channel was talking about food

[frank grove]

balatro egg, they sent something in bold and then deleted it as they do

[sterile nexus]

Here's a better one

[compact gazelle]

no filters here either but I don’t wanna risk getting killed at night

[south path]

yu look like a older dean withers

[frank notch]

you look like youd be in slytherin

[humble gulch]

With your face covered you looked like Jeese but like, when he's all stressed up

[south path]

i know a lot of people who look like dean withers

[humble gulch]

Besides that, bro looks like a good example

[compact gazelle]

something about this photo
book cover maybe

[humble gulch]

When did we stopped talking about sweets and shit

[sterile nexus]

@compact gazelle here's the biscoff cheesecake

[humble gulch]

I want that bottle at your right

[long zodiac]

Now i want cheesecake factory

[compact gazelle]

💖

[frank grove]

When i learnt that the cheesecake factory made other food i was so dissapointed btw

[humble gulch]

I mean, if they didn't sell any food it would be a terrible place

[frank grove]

Yeah

[humble gulch]

A slice has half your daily calories btw

[compact gazelle]

I was shocked into an existential crisis
smol me could not comprehend that a place with cheesecake in its name served stuff that wasn’t cake

[sterile nexus]

(The base is actually not made out of biscoff cookies, it's normal cookies mixed with biscoff spread and butter, but shhhh don't tell anyone)

[compact gazelle]

still looks wonderful :3

[compact gazelle]

had cheesecake there once and took three days to finish one slice

it’s insane

[frank grove]

Ive never been and ive watched videos of people eating stuff there and its crazy

[heady fable]

Just played ommelette for the first time, got a vagabond that was very generous with the temperances along with bloodstone and sock

[sterile nexus]

Couldn't go there even if I wanted to, since I'm not american

[sacred trench]

I could have had it all

[humble gulch]

Same

[frank grove]

same

[humble gulch]

I think there's one here tho

[heady fable]

I would eat everything and die i love biscoff

[sacred trench]

Didn't get the exoplasm

[sterile nexus]

I would kill a family for a single jar of crunchy biscoff spread

[humble gulch]

I don't like biscoff that much

[compact gazelle]

i would kill a family

[heady fable]

I got 2 deja vus in my last run (skipped the first for an immolate)

[sterile nexus]

your mailbox suddenly starts to look a lot more pipebomb shaped than usual

[humble gulch]

Good thing I don't have one

[compact gazelle]

“why is it beeping”

[heady fable]

Also a natural negative jugler for the whole run was very helpful

[frank grove]

Hmm i dont remember ordering anything .. 🤔

[potent tree]

well, rip run. level 24 2pair, i was hoping to not have to use that red seal steel queen.

[heady fable]

Card sharp back at it again

[compact gazelle]

must be a gift

[humble gulch]

You could send me 122,000 bananas and I'll die of radiation poisoning

[sterile nexus]

Ahhh, ZZZ, I quit that game when they stopped releasing characters with real skill expression

Very sad too, since I loved it

[potent tree]

you've got 121998 left, there's two up there

[sterile nexus]

It was my favourite gacha easily

[compact gazelle]

I never really played :D
here for the art
and the memes
and burnice

[sterile nexus]

Got it

[humble gulch]

Struggling with gaining weight?, just eat one gram of uranium

[sterile nexus]

I played for Harumasamasa

[compact gazelle]

oh yeah and the music

[sterile nexus]

Sure thing

[potent tree]

so you're telling me there's uranium inside my body that i need to get rid of?

[compact gazelle]

possibly

👍

[sterile nexus]

I'm a forced twink due to my metabolism

[humble gulch]

I mean it like, you need to gain weight

[sterile nexus]

Ingesting a gram of uranium might be the solution

[humble gulch]

One million calories btw

[sterile nexus]

Yeah

I might gain a little bit of weight