#🕹・game-discussion
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come again?
burglar mystic
blackboard stuntman
balatro players when they see a mime in real life (they couldve gone naneinf)
Real
T.T
barron william mime
Free win
who the hell is mime
The funny one
... Sorry?
doh
Bye credit
thanks for apologizing
balatro players when they finally go outside after 20 years and decide to do something productive with their lives so they make a living by farming bananas but their produce gets eradicated by pestilence but it's lowk a gros michel reference so they GENUINELY get the last laugh as their last source of income fades away
Bro's not a jester
when you’re on a roll with high card red seal kings, is it better for them to have the +10 mult or +50 chips effect?
i shoul have found mime or blue pritn before selling all my other jokers but do i use wraith first or invis first
Even after death
The soul would come back as a legend
honestly
you use judgement first
balatro players confronting their own mortality (mr bones reference)
Of course
You are just a bigass bear
doh
:p
bear joker
i dont believe in judgments
im judging you
yeah... i'm Man.
balatro players when they have to think (brainstorm reference)
it's bull/bootstraps but xmult
(does not exist for a good reason)
no judgement
such a good game
And gender?
oh god
theres only 1 btw
balatro players when someone kills them (ceremonial dagger)
What could it be
Nah cuz egg + swashbuckler is lowkey op
me
meow

man
balatro players going insane (crazy joker)
liberals and their "genders" the only gender there is is american
3 mult per round as well as temp value is pretty nice
Madness
Haha
balatro players when they lose their finger in an accident (four fingers)
i mean the straightmult joker
balala players have three genders: kings, queens and jacks
ITS HIGH CARD TIME!
We invest
lets go
lol
don't do it. the arcana pack in the shop has perkeo 💔
Balala players when they want to eat something
balatro players gooning (delayed gratification)
a waste of both gold leaf and steak
Perkeo is trash in this run, dawg
For better final product
don't do it. burnt joker is ow OW OW HOT OW HOT ITS HOT
Yeah thats true
This is better than Perkeo
Farless bear
Don't be mean to my lover
i thought perkeo cheated on you
But my love is eternal
My wallet hurts
does it worth it to take baron?
no
your love is eternal, but theirs is very much perishable...
no
you know who else is eternal
i would take popcorn or stm here
k
Odd
baron is never worth taking early
how strange...
Popcorn or moon
how peculiar...
Popcorn
What if...
Greedy
Greedy Johnny
steel queens...
WE LOVE SHOOTING THE MOON!
Typical
not even i'm that big of a shooter
Definitely
look man this is a pretty old profile i went pretty hard normally
Not until u sell hallucination
you should see my new profile
If u hit that its cooked
lets goo
vanilla ice is waiting
just give me a burglar now 🤤
Oh ur def chilling now
dont remember me that 😭
At this point dna, troub, showman are the best jokers
i am still new to this game can these 5 + a burglar get anywhere close to a naninf?
Yes
are you on plasma deck
show me your deck
i havent even unlcoked that yet 💔
In ghost deck, no. Unless you find perkeo cryptid
I had it at lvl 13 there was no other had better
then probably not
I get it
if it's red seal steel polychrome kings with few cryptids yes
(i know my deck cant but i mean like optimal with like 50 red seal steel kings)
Lack of steel cards
You need perkeo that’s the only way unfortunately
you'd still need a lot more
yeah i am unlucky
Not only way
the humble serpent
you need both burglar and insane money
How else do u get 80+ kings in hand 😅
the humble serpent (plus dna)
Possibilities are endless
serpent dna yeah all that
Should I buy it?
Yes
with what money lol
Will you be able to win with 0 jokers
Jokerless
on purple stake?
i mgiht its worth it to ris kit for soemthing like that
straights scaling and glass cards
imagine if he does it 😳
Someone managed to do it on gold iirc
Bro's C++ and still no jokerless?
I’ve 100% the game last year
js give me a dna 💔
jokerless is a requirement for c++ if i remember right
Most realistic way lol*.
You need like 88-89 kings I think (with 4 baron 2 mime), maybe 1-2 less if you have high level on the hand. And since each hand in serpent is +2, if you have like 12 burglars maybe
I’ve already done jokerless
maybe he means in the actual game
such as gs
stuntman/merry andy naneinf (no serpent)
when you get rid of a -handsize effect you draw that many cards again
Appreciate your feedback
so you can copy a bunch of ankhs, get stuntman or merry andy, then get a bunch of kings in hand
that seems like a much more convoluted strategy im ngl
That's actually possible
Don’t you lose if u have 0 handsize?
Was asking them if they think they can win with no jokers
Idk why everyone immediately jumped to the conclusion that I didn’t beat jokerless
only if you go into a blind with 0 handsize
if you get 0 handsize while in the blind but you still have cards in hand, you dont lose
okay but have you beat jokerful
also that isnt a concern anyway
Nah unfortunately can’t beat the game with jokers anymore
ah, mb i just hopped in and didn't see that
smh
So it's just asking? And the answer is yes?
Yes

im so stupid i just picked up a photochad on abandoned deck 😭
Start strengthening
Is it eternal for extra funny
10 have potential
💔
oh hey new channel
Hi
hello
Hru
fantastic
Glad to hear that
My day was just ruined by a bigass bear
You probably know him
"abandoned deck"
looks inside
face cards
ah, damn, sorry to hear that
Just like trying to understand women
don't know who that punk is but i'll give em a mouthful if i see them
the guy from five nights
Cocaine bear
You mean five nights at MJ?
michael jackson has a restaurant?
Feddy fabear
Perhaps
do I sell bloodstone for business card or nah?
A big no
You have plenty of money, no lol
selll the run for a new run
Interesting shop 😂
easy choose
is this the optimal joker setup
You are not jester here little one
Nope. 3 baron 2 mime is better
fresh fish? easy choose
I hate Bloodstone

i hate
okay
okay
yeah i did get what u mean
did 2 copies on baron 1 on mime
i got it dw
I hate Endless Mode
let me tell you how much ive come to hate bloodstone since i came to being
I love Bloodstone
do i rip another ecto 💔
vampire survivors devs fix your game so I can play with my girlfriend already
-2 hand size ecto or not worth it i am scared
don't
okay
no need
Bye bye purple stake hello what’s ever after this
nice
Your next joker pretty much has to come from antimatter
hjsefufonruwelafn
i just need the serpent to wait kindly for me while i get steel cards tehn i can replace dna
Next stake You have to fight 2 final bosses back to back
ascension 20 in balatro holy hell
:3
antimatter
black deck
MASSIVE
LET'S FUCKING GO
Holy i was actually brain farting lol
havent even got the first one yet sadly
Finally cloud run
Goated games
The diamond stake
What
Love the ace attorney
Fact
you're missing a lot of vouchers
It’s been like 12 seconds lol, I’m sure they’ll learn eventually?
👀
lets not say that twin
go back a step
yall fw bbc
platinum stake
all bosses are harder 
they're on the wrong deck to begin with
||🤫||
nothing to see here mmm
@eager prawn
sell photo
how would I know, their last 3 ss were cropped
aight
fortune
ectoplasm in shop
perkeo!
Don’t sell photo WTF. ??
Bro you got baited
i guess
this is why you dont trust the first message you see
must be modded
at least not solely the first message
what have you done
XD
so true
mb
He’s trying his best
Or the mime or something
i don't get spectrals in my shops
actually true I hate fortune teller
btw #🕹・run-discussion exists now
skill issue
no access
HES TRYING HIS BEST
😐
of course
black holes are way more rare than soul
actually
That guys run was just killed lol
i have zero idea why you wouldnt
They’re so stupid
Black holes piss me off
I hate Black Hole
What about pink
No they arent
i lost
technically it's the other way around
:(
other way around for me
I like pink
gulp
Yeah you got baited so hard
Same drop rate innit
Your main scorer was photo

Photo Chad
im accounting omen shenanigans
well... at least wasnt a broken run
I see
You don't have other rank cards?
my bad
Never reject the photo chad
You’re taking it pretty well tbh
I’d be pissed as hell
i am gonna try to nane inf i just need good rng w burglar and serpent (i havnet even unlocked gold stake yet )
hence the technically
nah i lose dozens of run, + i was trying to get to 400 for the joker
not really but i have dna and cryptid so i can clear it easily
Local thunk taking so long with 1.1 since he’s tryna figure out how to inflict as much pain on photochad players as possible
this was my best hand anyway
Uh
Not funny
it's been ight
YESSSSSS 8 BALL
mid
Oh ur cooked
im trail running soon
Balala addicted
May the sun shine brighter?
Thats a run killer for baron mime stuff
it's 84 fahrenheit outside right now and we're somehow due for a freeze warning tonight
Maybe with 5 retriggers its enough
invis useless right..?
Trail running sounds fire, I love walking trails but I guess they’re two different things 😭
Early Spring Blues

Yes
Bro loves the outside
i am scoring e 25 w out a fully optimal hand w out it ill live dont worry ✌️
Yeah. Taking cryptid into the boss blind might actually save you
its just so i can make time for other things in my schedule
At least it’s not 451 Fahrenheit…
they call me john balatro
and better workout
The temperature at which paper burns?
who doesn’t
Yo mama
i understood that reference
So old
Yeah that’s lowkey a big issue with me too
Maybe I need to start trail running 🤔
unfortunately, i'm going to have to sick the Mechanical Beast(TM) at you for reading a book
I've rolled my ankles a few times doing it on certain surfaces
does mida help with the 5 golden cards joker?
I FORGOT I CANT DNA W THIS OKAY UR RIGHT I AM ACTUALLY COOKED
Also make sure ur doing high card. The closer you are, the more the base mult matters. Try to take a tower or strength or something too
Absolutely
yes
Not ideal
The devil better
Honestly I’ve rolled my ankle once just by walking wrong so I may be tried 😭
yeah, but you don't get it from the midas turning them into the gold cards, they have to already be gold cards
i-
hOLY SHEET
I will wring you /s
oh thats why
thanks
i couldnt i could only do flush five but i still got it somehow
Nice
I love Midas Mask
damn!
but yeah midas is def recommended to get golden ticket
I love Fibonacci
thats crazy
negatives lovely
I hate Smiley Face
It goes weeeeeee~
dna first joker.
take space
i need econ so bad but i cant afford to copy gold cards i need more steel if i want to try to gtet naninf
cool
Uh
You have about 6 antes left
Ugh
get money not funny
best one in this scenario is ricky
second best is canio
T . T
you can't naneinf
you're on the wrong deck
i hope i get canio in this one
Best case was the chigoat
i can if i get the burgalr+serpent
A bit late for rick
but i cant force either so its just luck
no you can't
Nah you need like 12 burglars
stop doubting me
you need to be on plasma for that
:(
And you’ll have like 5
lilo why did you honse me
thats sometbing
Yeah thats doable
winnable run
I'm really bad that even four X94 canio can't reach ante 20
thats just how endless scaling is
Endless is ass
possibly
Endless, you're ass.
but dna can suck alot
how do you even reach ante 20 without any retrigger
Optional
plasma would just double the e so would be naninf right
plasma seems so good i dont have it yet though
Exactly
Shooting yourself is also optional but its still ass isnt it
It doubles the e
Inconsistent
dna more like bad
dna more like
I did mention that before
RADIATION BLAST 💥
oh
Where do i put the blueprint
i don't think you can reach ante 20 without full retrigger build
Yeah
I was too dumb
On the square probably lol
Ok thanks
the boots only give +2 right?
It won’t double trigger the square
square
+4
But chips ig
Acrobat
Well
boots would be at 0 when bp is bought]
I thought it was +2 for every $5?
It is currently +4 when he buys its 0
Might put blueprint on Acrobat on Last hand
My beloved one finally appeared but you didn't give him anything T.T
wdym
I hate Bootstrapd
5 nat negatives this run
Perkeo
should i?

yea ik i mean the last thing that you sya
you probably regret taking that dna now don't you
nah
show whole ss
Why DNA 💔
4
screenshot the ENTIRE screen
might as well replace wee with an xmult joker later
Uh
Zoom it in even more
so wide
You are already winning
And easy naneinf
i made a run like that once
reaching anye 4 with only $7......
Fuckin 48:9 aspect ratio
fr 💔
planets only will NOT scale well
do I take hack here guys
yes
im not that good with the money
Here
can you zoom more? i can almost see the ticket
It does... You just need mime
Can You zoom It more
if you're going for observ nan inf you need like 800 ish planets
mime doesnt work with observatory
Ty
I'm tempted
i dont think it'd be possible unless you somehow do both b/m and observ but at that point it'd just be better to do a baron mime nan inf
unless you're dr spectre
Which one i take
talisman
Worth trying
tailsman
I see
And bootstraps to the left
its possible but would require an insane seed that somehow has an ante 1 perkeo and telescope and then blueprints/brainstorm and an ante 2 telescope
its just not feasible
What if there are more blueprints and brainstorm?
then you'd be cutting it impossibly thin
...it isnt
Is the Bull Joker good
I hate Endless Mode
You are no fun
You too
pretty good
Should i replace Square Joker with It?
depends what your econ is like
😭
Econ?
your money management and gain
dna sucks
Money
i won 
raretag is ass
true
La casa
most hit or miss tag imo
mostly miss
Flashbang
for every blueprint theres an invisible joker and an obelisk
Obelisk glazing for real?
obelisk is good
Not always
yeah no one joker is good all the time, that's kind of the point
do i take
sell photo
NO
photo is doing literally nothing here lol
Photo is doing nothin
I just hope it's Yorick
am i getting baited again
No
obelisk isnt a bad joker but its significantly harder to make work compared to other xmult jokers
that lucky cat is also kinda interesting though maybe
Photo on its own is meh
not really
It’s when you can retrigger it a lot is when it becomes op
Look at my gorgeous pause menu
last time I used obelisk it was absolutely braindead
Or have a ton of planet levels
"significanly harder" is exaggeration
holy hell
Not funny with 2 discards
I think that's the worst thing you've said so far
photo doesnt help your build
Ante 8 players saying fact
i guess
then i should sell it
do i get hangig chad?
precisely
n
acrobat wouldve been better
I hate Photograph
yeah
lets gooo
Got a negative red card
by pure chance... the black deck actually hates me
2nd ever gold stake win
Half joker bye
since your flatmult is from half joker dont sell anything
chad goat
post planet levels
then i get no mult
show hands
who ate my ui
im so behind XD, i will lose by ante 8
T.T
don't
i got real hungry
photo sucks here
okok
you should've taken acrobat
do i hear half joker hate
acrobat is very good
Half joker putting in full effort always
Bro it's white stake
half joker is goated
sometimes
Where have you been
do i know u
oh dear
First time seeing baron hater
🔥
first time?
think hornet hates baron
I don't care
just got satellite and picked up bull
cook
Wut
photo sucks when you have planets that low
i agree, its not viable for ante 8 runs without rigorous deckfixing
thats objective
not with chad
still sucks
no with chad
vro what 💀
8x of 3 is not much
Forced hate
photo is actually decent xmult if you have high planets ive noticed
so no not with chad actually
Do i take photograph
lmao
what do i sell
a lot of scaling jokers would solo photochad with low handlevels
you just glaze this combo way too much that you forget the circumstances of when it is or isn't good
good enough for me
can we stop glazing photochad
why doesn't hologram show on the display mod
man wtf roffle doing
Local thunk pls nuke photochad and my life is yours
8x mult before hands and jokers btw
no idea, its 6x tho
Oh my
6 barons no mime
balalarp
2 popeyes biscuit no bev
I would consider selling like, carp sharp
But aren't you always taking about ante 8?
And it was enough for ante 8
No one needs 100,000,000,000+ scores for ante 8
i also had ancient joker but it missed so
8x of 3 is not in fact enough for ante 8
photochad is only good with decent levels because your scorings gonna die very quickly
You can always improve your run
isnt this like
i wish red seal 9s triggered cloud 9 again
if it's a glass card, it's x64. which lowers the +mult and chips needed
Thats the point, maybe with some help but photochad itself its not getting there
Yeah but planet cards not that rare
you can't say that when taking photochad would literally be a massive downgrade from what you were already using
And who said you can only play photo with hanging?
Bruh
because thats like the only remotely good synergy it has
Because photo is mid without ways to retrigger it
I have to get seance out of the way
is it too late for it?
I meant if you have blueprint and hanging card that's not problem
you already won so yes
Ggs
Free run
"this joker is good if you have blueprint too" yeah no shit
Endless?
what to do here?
that explains absolutely nothing
ye
if endless take
Even the creator of the game thinks photo is mid without chad
bye swash
did you hex yorick or what
ive never seen a polychrome yorick i just realised
wait
nat poly
"Did you know that if you copy this joker it becomes twice as good?"
Optional
nat poly is insane lmao
yeah its honestly my fav enhancement to see
works so well with jokers
and cards
what're the odds of a nat poly legendary
this run I had before was funny
isnt it the same as a nat negative
im pretty sure negative is rarer
I got andy at the end ❤️🩹
The poly legendary is rarer
What am I doing
Aced it
Definitely
No
polychrome and negative are the same rarity actually, but negative isnt boosted by hone and glowup
The soul card aren't negative at all
they can be negative
you are just spreading misinformation
makes sense
yeah this is wrong
unless youre saying the card itself, sure
But you'll never know unless you buy it
that goes for all joker generation lol
Me when a new player spreads missinformation
wait so can a legendary joker just spawn in as negative?
yes
Yes
interesting
HE'S BACK
😔😔
Only natural negative legendary I've gotten was Chicot so that was nice.
Of course I have a lot of sixes
YUMMY
Should I copy queen or just ecto and hope it hits the infinite
all decks purple staked ;3
Congrats, erratic was the last you needed?
bet im gonna hate perishable jokers
i do all my decks in order
That and rentals
perishables are inconvenient, rentals outright prevent you from taking them under some circumstances just like eternal does
Great now I have to do black deck on gold stake 💔
Black deck is the best deck though
for suffering
I like black deck
007
0 money
0 hands
7 failed attempts
i cant afford taking invis right..?
This was a fun round
optimal brianstorms nad blue?
optimal ss
im gonna check
thanks
whats high card at?
Didn’t mean to send that image here
lvl 89
Yeah
thank you
Just do math
balatro calculator
FUCK YOU FLINT ARGH
seems like a lack of chip jokers/foilness
4e78
no i am getting e 37
this is my best hand i am barelyt getting like 37
i was surviving fine without chip jokers prior and a foil was the only one i saw during the entire ante
yeah that's what playing the wrong deck does to a mf
I thought it was plasma
Guys you won't believe it, I got the gold stake sticker on blue print
as I stated earlier
optimal ss
nice
trust me though, there's gonna be a lot of em that are much harder
The hardest one so far for me is Baron
a particularly tough joker to gold stake is invisible joker
I could have done it but I choose not too
you really should've, it's one of the generally more situational ones
I think Jimbo is more of one
the problem is that it's a functionally useless joker that's also a rare
Hardly a reason to take Jimbo
yeah, but they're also a common, so at the end of a run you can pick them up easy
Turtle bean
for uncommons and rares it gets much more difficult
it's cheap and it's unconditional +4 mult
this too lol
Ice cream betrays me all the time
i betrayed ice cream many times lol
i'd take ice cream near to the end, find a joker that would be way worse to get a sticker on, and replace ice cream with that one
ah nope
I'm starting a dagger run
neat
thinking about it, for the most part, ceremonial dagger is just a 1-1 money to mult conversion
Tbh the rares aren’t that bad since most of them are good anyway
hopefully you don't pull one of those run blunders I did recently
buy a joker for 2x its sell value, then get mult for 2x its sell value
so except for like, credit card
Legendaries aren’t bad either since if you gold sticker one it will never show up again till you get golds on the rest
it'd usually be the same amount of mult
oh yeah def
The hardest ones are the food jokers since there’s round limit to them
plus whenever you get one it's usually a free run
gros michel which always has a 1/6 chance to die after the round is really funny
i didn't have an issue with it but like
Plus some ultra trash ones like stone joker and marble
the potential is horrible
i'm trying to remember what jokers i had issues with but i don't think i ever really did have a problem with one
first tiem being cool
i was always getting 1 or 2 stickers each run
"cool"
Idk what to do 😔
im judging the sentiment
sell photo then pivot to baron build
if ur gonn have a full king hand
then you dont need
photograph
i love random nat negatives, like thank you red card, im sure you're contributing to my baron build
yessss 400$ done!!!
the negative banner waiting to be sacrificed by Verdant Leaf:
WELL DONE!!
woah, is that... a nat negative smeared joker!? this will be useful...
sold on the window
Keep copying baron tho ??
i had to sell the jokers or i would have lost
unfortunately none are useful
its loyalty, riff raff, business, red card, 8 ball, and runner
also run is basically dead
so close to perfection...
yeah but Satellite is there
no more endless mode
i unlcoked anti matter mid run adn got it mid run
dang
lost sadly but lovely run
never got the serpent nor the burglar 💔
flip a 6 upside down
trust
🔥
last chance to get an antimatter before doing crimson bean AGAIN 🙏
bean gaming :3
holy fuck.
should i gat naneinf now or after crimson bean
peak
never got that so idk
whyd you answer then
Is bean worth it yet or wait
its rude to ignore him
not really
👍
That photo is doing nothing
someone was talking trash on blank??
True I didn’t really think about that lol
Already skipped it tho 😢
Trying not to spaz too hard for blueprint
Unless you are going for endless blank is ass even if you get one joker slot you crash your early economy
What cards should I be looking for
you should ignore that person on discord (ive blocked them 🔥)
lmao
And should I take ecto I just found
My hate for blank will not be deterred by a few antimatter
pushing for naneinf and got a second baron from the invis, do i sell the dupe baron for dna?
deck for context
at this point yea i believe so especially since your deck is currently way too small for naneinf
i see
I hope to be this good one day
I'll manage
i spend too much time on this game and watch a shit ton of roffle and dr spectered
LOL
YES. pray it doesnt land on photo
which one is the real one..
first one for sure
I feel you lol
what even is balatro+
apple arcade balatro
is there any benefit
Nude jokers
or is it just the one from apple arcade
not that i know of
time to invest
lol ya it’s just the free version since I have Apple Arcade
anyways I managed to actually get the yahi mod on mobile and somehow didn't encounter any problems while following the sketchiest tutorial ever
Otherwise it’s like $10 I think
don't talk about mobile modding btw
selling that nat negative stonks joker feels so bad LOL
i was getting so much money from it
oh sorry
Can I main menu glitch on ecto
no
at least not the +handsize bug
if you mean savescumming, yes you can
Idk what that is yeah I meant save scumming but what’s the first thang
cba to explain rn
Google is my fren
yes you can
oh i see lol
so youre saying there’s no ecto +handsize bug i see
did u have negative mr bones 😭
yeah i found a nat negative LOL
looks like im getting to ante 39
welcome to the team little friend
gold sticker astronomer from a judgement
you need to at some point
anti matter + ecto is how you get there
but u need to be able to make up for the hand size loss
no you take one ecto, for sure, and more if you did crimson bean, it might be ok too if you have handsize vouchers (and a negative juggler like i found in my current run could help lol)
so like ecto for a copy joker
yea
^
fair enough
but not more than like 2
because that thing really starts scarring ur hand size
wait what 😭
so close...
oof. was the boss effect what killed you
sold the dupe baron, took dna, sold dna for ecto
💀
didn't pay attention to my hand size loss either and probably didn't roll hard enough tbh
forgot i cant send gifs here wahh
what do i do flush build
you make it not a flush build anymore probably
you could break it with high card but maybe its late
definitely sell popcorn it doesnt scale fast enough
its neg
ik im joking 😭
mbmb
ah ha