🕹・game-discussion

[heady narwhal]

usually photochad is for pairs or single facecard flushes though

[terse dock]

naw

[peak crest]

but outside of those it’s like

ok

i’d sell it for any other econ

[waxen dagger]

how does one gets mods for balatro even 😭

[terse dock]

really

[terse dock]

#⚙・modding-general

[terse dock]

Even del grat

[waxen dagger]

thank

[peak crest]

maybe not matador

[heady narwhal]

if i already have a +mult scaler i'll probably sell business for delgrat

depends

[fiery nymph]

i like delayed grat

[peak crest]

if i was playing like

[peak crest]

pairs

if i was playing anything else besides high card probably not

[foggy berry]

hold on

this is my first time seeing salsa and jmibo in the same room

[lost vault]

delgrat on its way to genuinely give me golden joker value for never dicarding

[foggy berry]

i thought they were the same person

[fiery nymph]

blue stake gotta go ‼️

[terse dock]

Am I really that nice

[peak crest]

i’d also get rid of it for most other econs tho

[foggy berry]

jmibo is nice but i thought you were jmibo

[terse dock]

Do we act the same

[foggy berry]

no it's just the pfp

[fiery nymph]

honestly its just kinda similar pfps

[foggy berry]

which one of you came up with nanlet ?

was it jmibo ?

[heady narwhal]

i thought that was someone else

[terse dock]

that was me and lilo

we both regret it

[foggy berry]

i was there, i don't regreit it

[lost vault]

i hd no idea

you regretted

interant

[mental bloom]

well well well

[foggy berry]

wait are u 13/10

[heady narwhal]

i pretty much exclusively use the react for that

[mental bloom]

no more sly joker

[lost vault]

whar?

[fiery nymph]

NOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOO

[terse dock]

Breeds elitism

[fiery nymph]

😣

[terse dock]

hey bbg are you a 13/10

[foggy berry]

i remember there was someon with simlar name who had 13/10 or sumthin like that inr hteir name dfskgbdjkf

[lost vault]

i mean its not technically a noob thing toplay endless

[lost vault]

w<

[fiery nymph]

hey girl are you a queen because im tryna shoot the moon

[foggy berry]

thinking of someone else i think

[lost vault]

well at some point i had 14/13

becaues ror2

[pale wolf]

there was a couple people that had things like out of 14 instead of out of 15 because they didn't count whatever deck they didn't like

[lost vault]

but more recentlu it was 17/18 because dlc :3

[foggy berry]

did u have madoka pf

p

[lost vault]

yes

[foggy berry]

okay ye

[lost vault]

my name skinky

[foggy berry]

why are some names blue now

what happened

[pale wolf]

better people are blue

[lost vault]

"srimky" is just like a subtle protest to the deletion of a certain suggestion thread

[fiery nymph]

how do you even get that role

[lost vault]

yay

thunk gave it to me

[fiery nymph]

makes sense

[robust lance]

Nah we’re all equal

[lost vault]

then i was banend so a mod had to give it back

[foggy berry]

you don't want to share a role with z*bra

[mental bloom]

😔

[fiery nymph]

thats what i imagined

[lost vault]

then i mysteriously lost it

[robust lance]

Hey zebras are cool

[lost vault]

so a mod had to gibe it back agai

n

[fiery nymph]

yeah uhhh mods i actually also had it

[pale wolf]

were more equal though

[frank grove]

Equal+

[robust lance]

Equal++

[foggy berry]

did discord add feature to change colour of booster name

[mental bloom]

damn at least photo is useful now @elder cedar

[fiery nymph]

the money situation is crazy

[tranquil oasis]

eternal ride the bus and a joker that relies on face cards

is a choice

[robust lance]

You could always change it

“You” as is server admins

[fiery nymph]

ride the bus is the bestest

[robust lance]

Throwback tho

[lost vault]

throwback is the least fun

[lost vault]

what do you mean youre rewarding me for not playing the game

[waxen dagger]

im happy to announce

[distant thunder]

ante 8 and idol can hit 100%

[robust lance]

Youve clearly haven’t thrown it back hard enough

[tranquil oasis]

I mean the game is the same thing each round so

[waxen dagger]

this game has become my most recent hyper fixation

[tranquil oasis]

not anything new

[lost vault]

you dont know me 🙄

[robust lance]

No I do

[slow iris]

just got a blueprint from a judgement

awesome

[tranquil oasis]

unless your trying to find a joker in the shop then it’s just the same gameplay over and over

so throwback is a good joker lowk

[waxen dagger]

it has happened to me at least 3 times today that i had blueprint in the shop and i couldnt afford it

[lost vault]

no throwback is not a good joker

[robust lance]

Clearly you’re just jealous the coolest looking joker (human) is throwback

[lost vault]

throwback MIGHT be winmore actually

[dusty valve]

I don’t want to sell the paradolia because of how op it is, plus I have all the tools to make it to the end now

[lost vault]

if you can afford to skip that much you are winning

[waxen dagger]

is that the multx one?

[tranquil oasis]

yeah

throwback is heat on plasma

[waxen dagger]

i like throwback 😭😭😭

[robust lance]

Throwback is heat every deck

[fiery nymph]

🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨

[lost vault]

throwback is atrocious on plasma

[fiery nymph]

on your HEAD

hammers

[lost vault]

damn we got the throwback lovers chat

[robust lance]

Helped me on 4 decks for c+

[fiery nymph]

i hate the throwback joker

[lost vault]

thats crazy

[tranquil oasis]

no it isn’t😔

[waxen dagger]

whats bad abt throwback? i cant think of very little jokers that are better

[robust lance]

Skipping is generally bad

[lost vault]

skipping is bad, actually

[tranquil oasis]

skipping is heat

[lost vault]

97% of the time

[robust lance]

You miss shops and whatever

[waxen dagger]

but

[cloud sinew]

skipping is generally really bad and throwback doesn't really reward you with much

[waxen dagger]

but my free double tag negative

[robust lance]

True true

[fiery nymph]

man i love skipping and losing my shops and money

[tranquil oasis]

I won gold stake and I had throwback at like 3.75x

[fiery nymph]

for a small portion of xmult

[tranquil oasis]

heat

[waxen dagger]

i think same?

[lost vault]

me when the "free negative" actually costs me a whole round worth of interest, hand money, blind reward, joker scaling, joker value and econ generation, and the negative is a perishable credit card

[terse dock]

Guys they cant think of very little jokers that are better so they can think of a lot of jokers that are better

its semantics trust

[cloud sinew]

even if there wasnt perishable/rental, it'd still be really bad because it's very unlikely to be on a useful joker

[cloud sinew]

BU won with no jokers on gold stake black deck

[robust lance]

Ok?

[mental bloom]

well...

[tidal lily]

Bold of you to assume I have money anyways

[cloud sinew]

single anecdotes don't show how something is good / bad

[tranquil oasis]

skipping

[lost vault]

you should

[waxen dagger]

i had throwback with a cloner on it

[lost vault]

if you dont, skipping will worsen the situation

[robust lance]

“I did this!”
“A pro did a way different thing”

[tranquil oasis]

I know it’s something but what if I have all joker slots full and tons of cash

[lost vault]

skipping literally costs you time

[fiery nymph]

throwback is also pretty bad conpared to other xmult

[lost vault]

something you cant get back

[terse dock]

All jokers are bad because you can win without them

[robust lance]

Fair enough

No more arguments

[waxen dagger]

it’s unlikely to get a useful jorker in general

[terse dock]

Im bored I feel like challenging authority

[lost vault]

then you're either winning or wont benefit much from skipping anyway

[robust lance]

Stand on the grass where it says not to

[terse dock]

Naw

[robust lance]

Coward

[fiery nymph]

what what

it burger

!

[tranquil oasis]

but what about that sweet succulent 25$ dollar after winning a boss blind tag

[cloud sinew]

every run?

[light brook]

all jokers are bad because you can lose with all of em

[fiery nymph]

me ante 1 round 1

[terse dock]

Yeah

Well with one exception

[cloud sinew]

go streak jokerless gold stake then

[tranquil oasis]

got ts from skipping

that tag is goated

[terse dock]

I didn't say I could

[tranquil oasis]

I love it

[waxen dagger]

i mean im new to the game so maybe people with c+++^67inf*e^i might have more experience than me but i just feel like any multx is peam

[tidal lily]

On black deck, make it a real challange

[lost vault]

i did say 97% iof the time

i will be taking ante 1 investment thanks

[terse dock]

I wont

[fiery nymph]

same

[terse dock]

Real people play the game they bought

[tranquil oasis]

ante 8 2 investment tags

[lost vault]

okay

[robust lance]

Does the 3% include a double money tag when you’re at the max money it can double

[waxen dagger]

skipping to so peak

[tranquil oasis]

best believe I’m taking BOTH OF THEM

[lost vault]

okay cro

[waxen dagger]

youre telling me i get rewarded for NOT playing? like yes thank you

[lost vault]

not usually

but it can be nice

[terse dock]

say vro

[robust lance]

Say Albert Einstein

[terse dock]

Albert Einstein

[lost vault]

you dont get rewarded much and theres also a heftu cost

[fiery nymph]

you dont get rewarded

[lost vault]

no cro

[terse dock]

please?

[tranquil oasis]

skipping saved my run

[lost vault]

mm

no

:3

[charred sierra]

do i pick up for holo juggler? vamp is a 2.3x

[terse dock]

Please?

[tranquil oasis]

the plant while I had paredolia

[tranquil oasis]

but that sweet succulent reroll boss blind

[lone yacht]

https://giphy.com/gifs/neymar-world-cup-trophy-admiring-neymarworldcuptrophy-oP3HW2vp2QP2cwog7Q

[lost vault]

why

[terse dock]

vro is a classic

cro makes me sound like a bird

[lost vault]

idc

cro

:3

[waxen dagger]

tro 💚

[terse dock]

i ain't no air monkey

[lost vault]

the baitest bait ive seen

ante 1 negative invis

[robust lance]

Get the 9 and become game and watch

[lost vault]

too bad

[charred sierra]

whatever that means

[terse dock]

Youre misspeciesing me

[lone yacht]

does the same seed work in different decks?

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[lost vault]

depends but yea usually

[tranquil oasis]

negative egg

[lone yacht]

im gonna try it in yellow deck

[humble gulch]

Cloud nine, I'm waiting

[serene forge]

it's negative in order to prevent you from selling hex to buy it and lose

[hidden lance]

another simple vagabond carry

[humble gulch]

I love red card

[fiery nymph]

YESSSS I LOVE VAGABOND

[waxen dagger]

im glad im not on reddit

[rotund igloo]

Vagabond is so good

[dusty valve]

Chat, I’m cooked

[waxen dagger]

if i was on balatro reddit i would be publicly excused on the spot for not knowing that (joker i havent unlocked) isn’t compatible with (another joker i havent unlocked)

[terse dock]

You would be publicly executed for not playing baron every run

[hidden lance]

what jiker do yall start with on balatrodle

[rotund igloo]

The duo

[fiery nymph]

rahh i love runner

[hidden lance]

personally im a green joker fella

[waxen dagger]

whats baron?

[terse dock]

X1.5 for king held in hand

[terse dock]

Jimbo

[hidden lance]

its like the favourite joker for people who dont play the game

[fiery nymph]

endless isnt real

[lone yacht]

why this mf appears everytime i get rare joker tag

[fiery nymph]

hes a goat

[lone yacht]

i dont like it

[fiery nymph]

why not? he wins runs

[hidden lance]

i get htr a lot

[lone yacht]

fr?

[hidden lance]

or dna

[fiery nymph]

free planet of ur choice every round? its really good

[lone yacht]

thinking it that way its good

oh i got ankh

so i got two of them now

[hidden lance]

your choice is missleading

[fiery nymph]

why is that

[hidden lance]

maybe like 3-4 without deckfixing

[lone yacht]

didnt just hex first

[fiery nymph]

just dont run complicated hands if you get it first thing

it scales pairs guaranteed

[hidden lance]

well yeah but not a straight

[flat warren]

Photophotophotochad 😮

Worth it to drop showman?

[humble gulch]

Uh

[fiery nymph]

yet again this decides your run to be based on a hand thats easier to discard

[humble gulch]

I hope it's Yorick or Canio

[fiery nymph]

why would you go straights when you have a clear pair option with burnt?

[humble gulch]

I wanna die

[frank notch]

show deck

[humble gulch]

I died anyways, lol

Aced it

[flat warren]

Do I drop showman

[humble gulch]

Money

[slow iris]

well i know what i'm taking

[fiery nymph]

runner

😋

[flat warren]

Fuck Plant all my homies hate Plant

[slow iris]

i love the plant

🩷

[fiery nymph]

plant my free boss

[humble gulch]

The plant is just another boss, you don't need to play face cards all the time

[wanton magnet]

Im about to cry

[flat warren]

I had a reroll too and I was moving too fast 😢

[flat warren]

Not if I’m playing photochad lol

[humble gulch]

I always get a lot of sixes

[flat warren]

Maybe all glass aces would have helped idk

[waxen dagger]

has anyone made an ai that plays balatro perfectly?

[white anvil]

Why am i so lucky

[flat warren]

That sounds dope

[humble gulch]

Free start

[white anvil]

i sold the mime for retrigger build and i get baron immediately afterwards

[waxen dagger]

true

sounds like a fun cs project

[frank notch]

One more challenge

[tranquil oasis]

Balatro but you only get eternal

[hidden lance]

when the lord gives you a freebie you take it

[frank notch]

nonperishable challenge

[tranquil oasis]

balatro but

[waxen dagger]

grok

[frank notch]

balatro but all cards have red seal and are debuffed after playing

[woven remnant]

why in the hell I set my goal to c+

[waxen dagger]

@grok do i buy the tarot pack?

[warped cradle]

@grok do I buy castle

[woven remnant]

you make me x1.5 bruv

[knotty topaz]

W judgement

[cloud sinew]

Ew

AI slop

[lost vault]

@grok is this true

[flat warren]

Am I not cool enough to know why grok is lame? 😂

[cloud sinew]

because generative AI is cringe as hell

[lost vault]

because it was trained by elon specifically to deliver conservative agenda

also that

[flat warren]

I don’t see the difference between googling the same prompt

[woven remnant]

no one should need ai for any critical thinking or research

[flat warren]

But yeah, Elon and Orange Man bad

[lost vault]

google is an algorithm not an ai

[waxen dagger]

out of all llms, please dont use fucking grok

[cloud sinew]

if you mean with gemini, sure. but i also dont think you should use gemini

[lost vault]

(if we ignore gemini/ai overview)

[cloud sinew]

I dont use google

[frank notch]

i dont think luke is using generative ai

[flat warren]

Yall need to find new things to get upset about 😂

[frank notch]

its an llm

[waxen dagger]

duck^2go ?

[cloud sinew]

that is generative AI twin

[lone yacht]

when i use ankh to copy another joker that i have 2 copies, i get 3 jokers?

[lost vault]

it generates text

[rotund igloo]

Yes

[lost vault]

ai is like the sole reason ram prices are skyrocketing if im not mistaken

[rotund igloo]

If they are eternal

[frank notch]

whats NOT generative but ai

[lone yacht]

no

[fiery nymph]

no unless they are eternal

[lost vault]

autocorrect

[waxen dagger]

that is generative technically also

[lost vault]

i sit

[waxen dagger]

id say non gen ai would be like enemy attack patterns

[lost vault]

i unno

its existed so much longer than llms

and yeah ai is used often to describe an enemy's behavior in games

[waxen dagger]

or photo/face recognition

[cloud sinew]

https://www.ibm.com/think/topics/generative-ai-vs-predictive-ai-whats-the-difference#257779833

[rotund igloo]

? If you have the same two eternal jokers and you use ankh you get another

Am I missing something?

[cloud sinew]

thats not "AI" the term isnt applied uniformly

[lost vault]

yeah

[indigo mesa]

i hate this fucking boss blind

[cloud sinew]

"AI" in games and such has existed long before actual ML algorithms

[frank notch]

whats ai and not generative then

[lost vault]

predictive

[waxen dagger]

image recognition

[fiery nymph]

hi game discussion

[flat warren]

Fr

[lost vault]

meow meow

[cloud sinew]

heres one example https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0893395224002606

[waxen dagger]

im fine with using llms tbh but for the love of all that is holy
please dont use fucking grok 😭😭

[cloud sinew]

i am not fine with using LLMs

[lost vault]

same

just think on your own

its why you have a brain

[lone yacht]

im saying that i dont have eternal jokers ,srry

[frank notch]

the captcha?

[waxen dagger]

okay!

[cloud sinew]

i was gonna say a slur but realised even if im allowed to societally i probably shouldnt in this server

[waxen dagger]

whats your fav icecream flavor

[frank notch]

which one

[lost vault]

so real

[cloud sinew]

im moving on

[frank notch]

cookie+creme

[lost vault]

i dont like ice cream

[slow iris]

beautiful

[waxen dagger]

oo thats a good one

[humble gulch]

TWO IN A ROW?

[waxen dagger]

joker

i love how there’s just a joker called joker

so true

[slow iris]

the cards

[lost vault]

the Plant NEEDS an indicator

[fiery nymph]

yeah you see it when selecting the blind

[frank notch]

your eyes

[pale wolf]

how is it not indicated lol

[indigo mesa]

“whoops i accidentally sold blueprint” the ever-convenient non-foil blueprint immediately in the shop:

[lost vault]

sigh

no grace ogs in here

[indigo mesa]

see just be saying anything now

[frank notch]

who even plays grace

[indigo mesa]

see… say… say that again

[indigo mesa]

my friend 😭

[lost vault]

me sometimes

seesay needs an indicator

trust

[indigo mesa]

you are my friend! (i wish)

[frank notch]

i hate references

[lost vault]

maybe

[fiery nymph]

what do you guys think is the worst planet

[indigo mesa]

venus

[humble gulch]

Free stickers

[lost vault]

earth

[waxen stream]

everyone

[fiery nymph]

i agree

[lost vault]

chicot needs an indicator

[indigo mesa]

balatro needs an indicator

[frank notch]

stone joker needs an indicator

[waxen stream]

plant needs an indicator

[lost vault]

a-200 needs an indicator

[indigo mesa]

seesay needs an indicator

[indigo mesa]

(we’ve gone full circle)

[lost vault]

:3

[indigo mesa]

;3

[knotty topaz]

Thank you game

[lost vault]

.>

[indigo mesa]

^w^

[lost vault]

negative tag needs an indicator

shhould i stop

[indigo mesa]

the humble $0

[knotty topaz]

Oh god runs done

[indigo mesa]

:3 needs an indicator

[knotty topaz]

Idk what im gonna do

[lost vault]

true..

[indigo mesa]

NOOOO

[lost vault]

told yall th eplant needs an indicator

🙄

[frank notch]

i added an extension to replace :3 with 🙂

FUCKING DISCORD EMOJIS

[indigo mesa]

ew.

[frank notch]

: )

[lost vault]

why?

[waxen stream]

first balala session concluded
i like how easy it is to unlock stuff unintentionally
-# (not actually my first time playing this game, i just finally bought it instead of playing pirated version on my phone)

[indigo mesa]

double x i do not like you as a person

[frank notch]

it got annoying after a while

[indigo mesa]

you mean :3 ?????????

[lost vault]

just to spite yu

ε:

[frank notch]

yes

[indigo mesa]

the block button is looking mighty fine right now…

[lost vault]

ε:

[indigo mesa]

ε:

[fiery nymph]

i would use that face but im straight

[frank notch]

added that string to my blacklist lol

[knotty topaz]

guys whats gonna be better playing a level 1 flush 5 of aces with 2 glasses, blueprint on bloodstone or throwback which is 2x? Bloodstone right?

[waxen stream]

ε:

[willow frost]

all of that vs throwback lmao

[lost vault]

Ɛ:

[gilded arch]

I got most of balatro working in augmented reality, dm me if you want to help beta test!

[indigo mesa]

lets see if your mod blocks this :3

:3

[indigo mesa]

holy fucking shit

[frank notch]

it does

[indigo mesa]

i would if i knew how LMAO

[frank notch]

its a blacklist system so i can copypaste your message and add

[knotty topaz]

Idk if it rlly mattered

[lost vault]

Ɛ:

[indigo mesa]

i think im gonna blacklist you from people whose messages i can see

:​​​​3

[humble gulch]

Mid rolled

[lost vault]

maybe just grow up and learn to deal with an emoticon

[livid scroll]

all fun n jokes until your bloodstone misses every single heart

[indigo mesa]

real :​​​​​​​​3

[frank notch]

holy shit how many of those do you have

[indigo mesa]

genuinely bloodstone fucking sucks 😭

[indigo mesa]

:​​​3

[waxen stream]

yeah that's hilarious
like you would need more that that to beat the throwGOAT

[knotty topaz]

Ik i need an oops asap

[humble gulch]

💔

[indigo mesa]

:​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​3

im sorry but you will never block the :​​​​​​​3

[livid scroll]

that's what i'm sayin

[indigo mesa]

on erratic deck could be worth

[livid scroll]

no one will ever block me

[waxen dagger]

pants are :(

[humble gulch]

I love red card

[lost vault]

"i have an extension that turns :3 into :)"
-the guy with zero joy or whimsy in their soul

[indigo mesa]

LITERALLY

[humble gulch]

•w•

[indigo mesa]

double x the evil disgruntled player vs srimky the unsurpassable whimsy boss

[lost vault]

w<

[waxen dagger]

ε:

[lost vault]

Ɛ:

[indigo mesa]

w< is a personal favorite of mine :​​​​​​​​​​​​​3

[fiery nymph]

double x high cortisol vs skinky low cortisol

[lost vault]

me tooz

[humble gulch]

⁸³

[fiery nymph]

~w~

[waxen dagger]

:3maxxing is peam

[indigo mesa]

so true

preach

[humble gulch]

-# :3

[waxen dagger]

^ω^

[lost vault]

idk my cortisol was probably pretty high when i got to a-1000 in rooms and doors

[indigo mesa]

we are all :​​​​​​​​​3maxxing in the ripe 26
:​​​​​​​​3 supremacy

[lost vault]

:3 :3 :3

[indigo mesa]

why is everyone here (besides double x) so based fr

[indigo mesa]

madeline profile banner help the peak is overtaking me

[lost vault]

just comes naturally

[humble gulch]

It just start to stack entities, I have played even worse things

[chrome crescent]

what do i sell ?

[lost vault]

have you beaten it

[indigo mesa]

gotta be the opps and then bloodstone soon after

[chrome crescent]

deck is mainly lucky cards

[lost vault]

i couldve phrased that better

[humble gulch]

I lost that account ❤️‍🩹

[lost vault]

smh

[waxen dagger]

madeline celeste my belobed

[chrome crescent]

why

[indigo mesa]

youre looking for tarots and idol

[livid scroll]

how much is the cat at?

[indigo mesa]

belobed indeed ❤️

[chrome crescent]

13.5x

[humble gulch]

Photo

[indigo mesa]

photochad with brainstorm more reliable and versatile im in the middle of a wonderful baron mime run where i pivoted from exactly that

[lost vault]

miau

[waxen stream]

fr
cute smile vs corporate smile

[livid scroll]

higher than that won't make much diff in higher rounds, so oops can go

[lost vault]

true true

[indigo mesa]

WAIT NO

I DIDNT SEE LUCKY CAT

[red sparrow]

Do I take it?

[lost vault]

:3 in a :) world

[indigo mesa]

ITS LUCKY CAR 😭

[waxen stream]

sell the car

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[indigo mesa]

the anti-whimsy probably sees :) in a :) world because theyre no fun

[lost vault]

sock and buskin

trust

[lost vault]

tre

true

[frank notch]

*cat

[red sparrow]

Replace it with what though

[waxen dagger]

i didnt get hired for :3 in my resume this is discrimination

[humble gulch]

Photo, I guess

[fiery nymph]

bros a :/ in a world of :3

[lost vault]

fr

[indigo mesa]

omg shut up im blocking you 💔

[red sparrow]

My photo generates me an extra 20k chips

[lost vault]

errrm actualily ou speleld cat wrong

🙄

[waxen dagger]

cart

[waxen stream]

the car won't get you far
the bloodstone with retriggers will (untill you find something better like The Idol or smth)

[lost vault]

get on my grammatical level

[humble gulch]

1.5⁶ it's better than ×2

[knotty topaz]

FUCK YOU BLOODSTONE WORST FUCKING JOKER IN THE GAME

FUCK 😭😭😭

[red sparrow]

Ok

[livid scroll]

having a best hand of 36M and losing to violet vessel is diabolical

[waxen dagger]

how am i supposed to beat ante 1 like gen

[lost vault]

ante 5 is imposible

ante 5 needs an indicator

[knotty topaz]

5 glass aces that bloodstone actually decided to hit

[red sparrow]

Ahem I was making 80k before

[waxen dagger]

if im only allowed to play pairs and have no jonklers or boosted cards 😭😭

[humble gulch]

What hand are you playing?

[red sparrow]

Straight or straight flush

[lost vault]

you dont have to play only pairs

ante boss 5+6 needs an indicator

[waxen dagger]

whats an indicator

[humble gulch]

Why tho, 1.5⁶ is ×12

[red sparrow]

Idk

I’ll try to get cavendish

[lost vault]

a visual or auditory element in a game meant to signal to the player that some specific thing is happening

[waxen dagger]

cave dish my beloved

[waxen stream]

big red circle with arrows

[waxen dagger]

oh

i thot it was a hidden joker

[lost vault]

for example, Rue has an indicator that takes form of a circle in the middle of the screen, it gets redder, larger, and more distorted as rue approaches

[humble gulch]

That's the biggest skill issue a have ever seen

[lost vault]

thats a real post in #1200105253559873707 btw

[fiery nymph]

nerf white stake its too hard

[red sparrow]

Oh my straight flushes are still good so we fine

[livid scroll]

nerf ante 1 small blind

[humble gulch]

Some people should just not play games ❤️‍🩹

[waxen dagger]

i still cant get over having 4 suits and not 2

like ???

[red sparrow]

Fuck this shit there’s like a 40% chance I can’t win

[lost vault]

like that one journalist who couldnt pass the cuphead tutorial

[fiery nymph]

just destroy the other suits

[livid scroll]

why'd you skip small blind

[red sparrow]

Spectral

[livid scroll]

hm

[red sparrow]

Spectral yummy

[livid scroll]

sometimes skipping prevents you from finding the real yummy

[waxen dagger]

spectrals are the most overrated thing ever

[humble gulch]

Why are you even working as a game journalist

[waxen dagger]

i still always buy them bc u never know when you might get yorkshire

[fiery nymph]

i like them

they are like powerful

tarots

[humble gulch]

At that point you're better off unemployed

[vital geyser]

This is gonna be a great run

[humble gulch]

Plant

[waxen dagger]

it’s a cloudy day today!

today is a cloudy day!

[formal oriole]

?

[humble gulch]

What...

[red sparrow]

Wish me luck

[frank notch]

blinds have no back + there's no animation for it

[humble gulch]

Bro, wrong deck

[white coral]

balatro server i have a question

[red sparrow]

I’m fucked

[frank notch]

what

[waxen dagger]

isnt that the wall?

[white coral]

I wanna exploit the bean bug more but i dont want to sell the reroll guy because i wanna see how far i will get wit it, im going for ante 39 unseeded, do i sell it or nah

[fiery nymph]

thats a vessel.

[red sparrow]

That’s violet vessel

[frank notch]

no point in keeping it, its a measly 22 mult

[waxen dagger]

isnt the wall the big blind one tho?

[white coral]

B but im gonna scale it

🥺

[frank notch]

theres 2

[white coral]

Big number cool

[waxen dagger]

oh

[fiery nymph]

vessel is the bigger wall

[red sparrow]

Violet vessel is the wall but worse

[waxen dagger]

zamn

[frank notch]

pales in comparison to score

[waxen dagger]

good luck!

[fiery nymph]

my least fav boss

ante 8 at least

[keen prism]

this shit did NOT just happen bro

[humble gulch]

What am I supposed to do with so many fives

[frank notch]

5 of a kind

[humble gulch]

So funny

[frank notch]

im not joking]

[fiery nymph]

lucky cards and hack

win!

[frank notch]

it would be good to pivot to 5oak

with death

[fiery nymph]

how to fix 101:

[frank notch]

and also hangman and cryptid

[tulip berry]

Balala

[humble gulch]

I mean

[fiery nymph]

it leads to a loss

[humble gulch]

Uh

[fiery nymph]

😭

[frank notch]

matador is only good on boss blind

and double or nothing

[tulip berry]

Brainrot poggies

[waxen stream]

now you can get twice as much money! (0*2 is still 0 if you get unlucky with boss blinds)

[tepid verge]

hi guys

guess who got unrestricted acrylic paint access in class

[frank notch]

is this john balatro

[tepid verge]

no this is Genesis Balatro

[humble gulch]

[formal oriole]

?

[humble gulch]

I could go eight ball

[lost vault]

yes

peak ball

[humble gulch]

Bro, what

[viral raft]

bros playing around 1 joker of 150 to appear

[viral raft]

double big buffon pack nice

[humble gulch]

That's horribly written

[willow frost]

the distribution of cards was almost 1234567 from A to 6 crazy

[viral raft]

true

[white coral]

Finally got telescope

🙏

This will save my run

[viral raft]

idk i was too lazy to write that well

[humble gulch]

Free win, surelly violet vessel won't kill you

Does wont have an apostrophe

❤️‍🩹

[viral raft]

Telescope saved the entire run ❤️

[frank notch]

yes

[white coral]

Im desperately trying not to naneinf cuz

It will crash the game no?

[viral raft]

no?

[white coral]

it happened last time ✌️

[humble gulch]

Only if you exit and reopen de run

[viral raft]

i mean make a naneinf never crash your game unless you exit or you're playing with mods

[white coral]

Im on mobile

[viral raft]

uhhh makes sense now

nah don't worries

the game won't crash

trust me 👍

[viral raft]

gg wp

[mint bone]

thank you chicot

[versed sable]

im an idiot who doesn't pay attention

[humble gulch]

-200,000 dollars

Or something like that

[versed sable]

yeah

[viral raft]

how did you even manage to make that build 😭

[versed sable]

bean

[viral raft]

wdym bean 😭

[versed sable]

was specifically trying to wait until it was near the end of scoring before i checked what i was gonna get, then i look away for 30s, and it had already won
:(

[versed sable]

bean glitch

[humble gulch]

Bean bug

[viral raft]

oh yeah

that exist

[versed sable]

genuinely pretty upset at myself

cause this is supposed to be the easy part

[humble gulch]

I accidentally got all the money in the world times 1e192

Gosh I don't know how to write

[slow iris]

space joker hit 7 times in a row

[atomic trout]

Should I Burglar?

[slow iris]

🔥

[willow frost]

rip lol

[humble gulch]

Oops?

[slow iris]

without oops

[viral raft]

nah

you need to discard

to increase Yorick

[humble gulch]

That's 1 in 16,384

[mint bone]

i actually got something from wheel of fortune for once

[humble gulch]

[versed sable]

first genuine mistake i've made his run that i can think of :c

[humble gulch]

I love investment tag

Especially on round one

[mint bone]

ive used two wheel of fortunes so far this run and hit both

[humble gulch]

Shit

What do I buy

[viral raft]

gluttonuos?

is ante 1

so you can easily oneshot with flush

[humble gulch]

I mean

[viral raft]

medium?

[humble gulch]

Obviously

[atomic trout]

THE DEVIL 😈

[viral raft]

imo investment is probably one of the few tags who is not straight up gargabe

works really well on early antes

[molten ember]

I HAVE NOT REROLLED A SINGLE TIME SO FAR

HOLY RNG

[humble gulch]

Mid rolled

🔥

I mean, it's not that bad with rocket

[tough swift]

I'm actually so tired of the eye and the mouth

Unironcally worse than 4/5 of the ante eight blinds

[humble gulch]

Chips don't exist

[atomic trout]

Even Yorkie dies on Ante 12

[foggy bane]

This run is my most cursed run ever

[humble gulch]

Kind of a mid roll

I love spare trousers

[tough swift]

And grimbo??

[subtle otter]

One combination to win gold stack I guess

[humble gulch]

I rather take trousers

I can discard, scales faster plus I'm on erratic

[tough swift]

True...

[humble gulch]

Uh...

Please be Yorick

Fuck

[frank notch]

why are you so indebted

[south path]

i beat blue deck in school white stake

i was about to beat red stake but my treacher blocked my shit at crimson heart

[indigo mesa]

i regret taking magic trick cus i finally found 6th sense, don’t have any sixes, and realize ill straight up just die next ante without my current joker setup. fuck.

[south path]

pairslop in whitestake at schgool

with blue deck

[indigo mesa]

why the fuck did i take magic trick i really thought i could find ecto before antimatter?

[frank notch]

do i take eternum photochad setup or nah

[frank notch]

put blueprint on baron

[orchid comet]

I ask again

id personally take perm stuntman but I heard a lot of arguments for banana and dont wanna mess up my first purple stake run

[orchid comet]

hell yeah

[humble gulch]

Stuntman

There's all the chips you need

[indigo mesa]

NO I WONT I HAVE RETCON I FORGOT I CAN ROLL FOR SERPENT AND I DIDNT TAKE THE 6TH SENSE FUCKKKKKK

[humble gulch]

At least I got a lot of spades

[lunar fjord]

cloud nine value

[humble gulch]

Free win

[indigo mesa]

well buddy it looks like im left with no choice

[indigo mesa]

goodbye blueprint. you have served me well

[frank notch]

amber acorn did NOTHING

[lean parcel]

First win🙏

Ts was from a 2 pair😭

[humble gulch]

Wait 'till you see a flush five

[cloud sinew]

as per usual

[turbid smelt]

Por balatro

Balatro baaltrez

Local thunk fix pls it makes save scumming impossible

[glossy mortar]

So I have a crazy idea for a modded deck.

The Infinity Deck.

• Deck now has infinite cards.
• Instead of pulling a card from your deck like normal, the game pulls a random unique card from the deck based on the odds you have in your deck.
• Explanation: You start with a completely normal deck of 52 cards. Every time a card is drawn there is a 1/52 chance of any one of those cards being pulled. This means it is technically possible to pull say 2 Ace of Clubs even though you only have 1 of them in your visible deck. Now say you used a strength on a base starting deck on a pair of 2’s. Now there is a 0% chance you can pull whatever those 2’s were, however because you have 2 3’s of one suit, you have a 2/52 chance of pulling one of those 3’s.
• Every single difference in a card is accounted for, so yes if you have 2 cards in your deck and one is a king of diamonds and the other is a polychrome king of diamonds, it would be 50/50 you get one or the other. However your deck would never run out.

[indigo mesa]

and… ship it

[turbid smelt]

So like erratic but better

[indigo mesa]

nice

[turbid smelt]

E101 holy shit

[frank notch]

deckfixing doesnt exist anymore

[glossy mortar]

Yeah it’s basically just a more controlled version of erratic. However it does change the way you play the game a lot. It means you can much more easily go for big scoring hands like flush 5 or 5oak as even if you have say 7 of one type of card, it dosen’t mean you can only play 1 of them, you could if lucky play more.

[glossy mortar]

Not really? If anything deckfixing is even more important. What matters less however is the contents of yuor deck. Your deck could be 100 cards big but if it’s all one card type you will get that, no different to if you had only that one single card.

I thought of the idea specifically to encourage and teach deckfixing better.

[frank notch]

i thought it added standard pack cards into the deck x3

[glossy mortar]

? What

[frank notch]

like if you open a standard pack

i thought it would force add a true random card

[glossy mortar]

Oh no.

The shops and all that is unchanged.

[frank notch]

i know

i mean the deck

[glossy mortar]

Again it’s meant to be an easier deck meant to teach you the mechanics of the game.

Since as is in my opinion, understanding deck fixing and doing it is a skill very unclear, it’s something I struggle with, so having something that specifically encourages it and really forces the player to understand it is nice.

[true thunder]

has anyone done a balatro run where if they can skip, they have to

[frank notch]

ive done it on the fragile challenge

[true thunder]

what is that soemthing like all glass cards?

Oh shit

[frank notch]

all glass cards and 2 negative oopses

[true thunder]

all glass cards AND two eternal "oops all 6"

[glossy mortar]

I wish I had access to a pc and knew modding because I’de actually try and make it.

[true thunder]

that sounds awful

[frank notch]

it was ez

took 2 runs

[cloud sinew]

its very easy

you just fullskip

[lean parcel]

A what?

[stark charm]

Jokerless gold stake?

[true thunder]

ah you're a big boy i see
could you turn the glass cards into something else like gold or lucky?

[cloud sinew]

nope

[humble gulch]

Five cards of the same rank and color, it's a secret hand

[lean parcel]

Ohhh I thought you were talking about a straight flush at first

[frank notch]

no

[true thunder]

wait you can't?

[humble gulch]

Why would you take a negative skip

[glossy mortar]

I’m gonna try to refine the idea but if anyone has any feedback definitely let me know.

[true thunder]

whats the game going to do if you do that

[glossy mortar]

Oh also before someone calls attention to it, cards that care about deck contents only count the ones in your visible deck. So no, you can’t just get infinite mult.

[lean parcel]

How good is the ghost deck?

[cloud sinew]

wdym

you literally cant

[glossy mortar]

Easiest deck in the game by a landslide xD

[pallid ferry]

pretty good i find it fun :D

[humble gulch]

One of the best

[white coral]

Guys do you think i can win

[cloud sinew]

overrated in my opinion

[lean parcel]

Oh nice guess I picked the right deck to win with first

[cloud sinew]

its not even top 5 for winning at gold stake imo

[true thunder]

what happens if you try?

[minor portal]

Maybe, jimbo could carry

[lean parcel]

I’m terrible at the game idc about gold stake for now

[glossy mortar]

What? It is? I’ve seen plenty of Cryptid mod videos and never once seen such a thing.

[cloud sinew]

there is no "try", all sources of non-glass enhancements are banned

[long zodiac]

I misread

[willow frost]

theres no method that allows you to try theyre all banned in fragile

[white coral]

Jimbo is goat

[cloud sinew]

its like saying "what if you get jokers in jokerless"
you physically can't, theyre all banned

[minor portal]

Fragile as a challenge isn't that bad anyway.

[frank notch]

ghost deck is only really good in endless, and STILL gets beaten out by plasma

[indigo mesa]

wait i was looking at something else as this scored, how did i score a million times more than before there was no steel

[lean parcel]

Do I get anything from going past ante 8?

[lunar fjord]

no

[frank notch]

only way to unlock petroglyph

[indigo mesa]

there are some jokers and things you unlock, i believe. but generally no

[terse vale]

ghost deck is like theeee A tier deck

[frank notch]

reach ante 12

[lean parcel]

What?

[frank notch]

vouchere

[minor portal]

You can do more stickers if you reach ante 16 fr

[indigo mesa]

S* tier deck

[lean parcel]

What does it do?

[frank notch]

tier 2 of hieroglyph, -1 ante and -1 discard

[lean parcel]

Oh alr

[terse vale]

its not thaaat good

just A tier

[frank notch]

theres only 15

whats s tier to you then

[terse vale]

yeah

blue

[indigo mesa]

it IS that good 🙏🙏

[terse vale]

yellow

[indigo mesa]

i fucking love ghost deck

[true thunder]

oh lmao
even taken out of emperor pool?

[terse vale]

abandoned

[long zodiac]

Why doesn’t ancient joker only default to picking between hearts and spades on checkered deck? Is it some bug where it’ll choose a suit that’s not even in your deck? Or did the devs think it would make ancient joker too OP on checkered deck?

[frank notch]

abandoned???

[minor portal]

Yellow sneaking into A tier

[frank notch]

abandoned is b tier a at max

[long zodiac]

FELLOW ABANDONED TRUTHER LESGOO

[terse vale]

?? how

[indigo mesa]

truther 😭

[true thunder]

idk why roffle downplays ghost deck as if he doesn't play it 24/7

[frank notch]

less cards, a lot of strategies use faces

[indigo mesa]

abandoned deck is cool i think i rarely play it

[long zodiac]

Checkered deck is fun for flush builds

[terse vale]

less cards is good?

also simply dont do face card builds

[frank notch]

true, but it runs the risk of running out of cards sometimes

[terse vale]

it cuts 12 cards for free

[terse vale]

no????

[indigo mesa]

i guess thats cus i wanted black deck to be first on C+ and beat purple stake TWICE without it updating to orange iirc…

[ivory portal]

Fun

[frank notch]

if you discard too much

[long zodiac]

Abandoned is only good if you’re running ride the bus

[minor portal]

if you run out of cards maybe you should reconsider what hand you're playing

[terse vale]

so don’t

[terse vale]

EXACTLY

[humble gulch]

If you lose it's no longer fun ❤️‍🩹

[frank notch]

said truther btw

[humble gulch]

????

[frank notch]

keep in mind b tier is not bad

its between ok and great

[long zodiac]

Well like one of my main jokers is ride the bus so

[terse vale]

you only see 30 cards in the deck if you use all hands and discards anyways

[frank notch]

under blue stake + vouchers tho

even still its not likely

[terse vale]

ya

its not likely to lose from not having enough cards

[terse vale]

I mean it isss amazing..

[frank notch]

i wouldnt say amazing, but just good

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[frank notch]

personally my d tier picks are nebula and black

[serene forge]

why is abandoned better for bus than any other deck

[frank notch]

green, zodiac, and erratic at c

[long zodiac]

No face cards to crash the bus

[minor portal]

but what if you accidentally perkeo immolation and destroy all of your cards

[serene forge]

if you're crashing the bus anywhere you unironically are trash

[terse vale]

zodiac ??

[frank notch]

red, checkered, and painted at b

[terse vale]

zodiac is like A

[long zodiac]

Zodiac at c.

[serene forge]

I hate Baron

[long zodiac]

Explain please

[frank notch]

magic, yellow, anaglyph, ghost at a

[terse vale]

also I forgot to say but most face card builds suck anyways

[humble gulch]

Zodiac is great

[frank notch]

the rest are at s

(except abandoned, i forgot him hes at b)

[terse vale]

anaglyph and magic at A

[serene forge]

the only downside to using bus is that you don't get to use midas mask

[frank notch]

fools are useful

[humble gulch]

You can pretty much play with any rank for the same results

[frank notch]

if you get a mercury thats a level 4 pair early game, which is very strong

[serene forge]

if

[long zodiac]

Well yeah that’s why I usually do bus on abandoned deck so i don’t have to worry about the face card jokers

[terse vale]

yeah but not A tier strong

[serene forge]

you don't have to worry about face card jokers to begin with

most of them suck

[turbid smelt]

I finally found out how the rng for the glass cards work

[frank notch]

fools are still useful

[torpid notch]

Holy shit am i having a hard time beating ante 8

[frank notch]

and the crystal ball is good too

[torpid notch]

Been 6 hours

[serene forge]

starting fools depend on you finding something good early

[turbid smelt]

What chips

White

[serene forge]

it's not the most consistent thing

[torpid notch]

Yeah

[serene forge]

like other decks

[frank notch]

and magic has no downsides

[lunar fjord]

judgement?

[minor portal]

The trick is that they break when you need them the most and when you're easily overscoring they stay around forever.

[turbid smelt]

Have econ

[terse vale]

I still dont get abandoned at B

[frank notch]

thats even MORE rng

[serene forge]

nah

[torpid notch]

I has 123 dollars last game😭

[primal peak]

fak

[terse vale]

I mean anaglyph has no downsides and its still C tier

[torpid notch]

I had cloud 9 early on

[serene forge]

can you explain what possessed you to take a holo tag on fucking plasma

[minor portal]

rental perishables are my favorite jokers

[terse dock]

anaglyph has no upsides either

[frank notch]

i might move anaglyph to b upon reconsideration

[turbid smelt]

Nah the way the seed works the breaking doesn’t work for a specific card it’s if a glass card is scored regardless of anything it goes for example SAFE BREAK BREAK SAFE SAFE SADE SAFE BREAK SAFE

[humble gulch]

Tierlist (Ignore challenges, I have no idea where to put it)

[torpid notch]

Is there a tier list?

[serene forge]

the downside is that the upside isn't better

[primal peak]

did i take it?

it was only rare voucher

not holo

dumdum

[frank notch]

thats bad too

[serene forge]

can you explain what possessed you to take a rare tag

[primal peak]

its a small blind

[minor portal]

Erratic in B tier.

[terse vale]

whuts with black deck

[serene forge]

that doesn't answer the question

[terse vale]

is this like a fun factor

[terse vale]

and rare tag sucks ass

[frank notch]

how is black deck fun

[humble gulch]

It's not thaaaaat, bad

[frank notch]

it is

[terse vale]

great challenge

[terse vale]

yes it is

[serene forge]

black deck

more like

bad deck

[errant bolt]

checkered deck a best

[humble gulch]

I can play black deck normally, what do you mean

[lean parcel]

Why tf is ante 11 so much harder than 17? The small blind on 11 had like 10x as much as the boss blind of 10

[humble gulch]

🥀

[minor portal]

black deck more like +1 joker slot -1 hand

[frank notch]

username checks out