🕹・game-discussion

[humble gulch]

I'm fine with Chico

[boreal haven]

GUYS I just realized I might be dead here cuz I cannot play more than one hand and the card sharp requires 2 hands to be played

[lofty vault]

Didn't even get the damn language correct that shits Spanish

[lofty vault]

Welp

[humble gulch]

Grande scales twice as fast

[robust lance]

Negative burglar in shop

[turbid nova]

doomed yuri 😭

forced to stay apart

[boreal haven]

.....I don't see any....

[lofty vault]

Just pocket it while no one's looking

[turbid nova]

non perishable

[robust lance]

Reroll twice, buy a pack and then skip, reroll once more

[humble gulch]

Negative blueprint in the judgement

[robust lance]

Trust

[lofty vault]

Casting spells

[fringe nebula]

bruh

[humble gulch]

Just save money

[lofty vault]

But Midas mask

[humble gulch]

No

[fringe nebula]

nope

[humble gulch]

Bruh

[fringe nebula]

spending the money for vampire is def the play

[lofty vault]

You see if you skipped the vampire you would've gotten Midas mask but now that you've taken him you'll never find Midas mask

[boreal haven]

guys, I might be so dead here
do you have any miracle strats? 🫠

[lofty vault]

Win

[fringe nebula]

just accept it

[humble gulch]

I'm doing erratic++ and I'm not allowed to restart

[fringe nebula]

i think

[lofty vault]

2nd time's the charm

Upgraded pair and pray the scaling was enough

[humble gulch]

Good start

Ugh

[boreal haven]

....
I was going so well here...

fucking needle

[humble gulch]

The Cloverpit strat

[robust lance]

Immediate death

[humble gulch]

What...

[boreal haven]

JACKPOT BABY

[humble gulch]

Died

That eternal debt wasn't a good idea

[robust lance]

Death ante 2

[haughty cairn]

Should’ve taken the riffraff

[humble gulch]

Free win, what do you mean

[humble gulch]

You can say no to things, you know?

[robust lance]

No no no no no, I’m CURSING the run

[frail ingot]

Why did u think eternal debt was a good idea

[robust lance]

It’s accurate to real life

[humble gulch]

Cloverpit enjoyer

[robust lance]

Once you in debt you ain’t coming out of debt

[humble gulch]

Huh

[robust lance]

Not enough 9s

Hold r

[humble gulch]

I said I'm not allowed to restart

[boreal haven]

Double jackpot baby!

[stark charm]

Are you cloud 9 or smth?

[humble gulch]

W start

[robust lance]

Cloud 9 my 2nd fav joker

Guess my first if you haven’t seen me say it before

[stark charm]

Rocket

[robust lance]

It’s throwback

[humble gulch]

🥺

[stark charm]

Since when we have bloood stone wife😭

[humble gulch]

Wee

[humble gulch]

I'm a straight male

[stark charm]

But you are married with blood stone???

[humble gulch]

I think so

[humble gulch]

Why are there 8 disgusting sevens?

[boreal haven]

FUCK NO, GIMME YOUR MONEY AND GET OUTTA HERE

[stark charm]

Have you ever use seven sense?

[humble gulch]

I only have eight, sorry

Money worth

HOW.

Yeahh...

Hear me out, bloodstone oops hack eight ball

There's one

Mult doesn't exist

Mid rolled

[hoary grail]

pog

[boreal haven]

Ladies and gentlemen, I got revenge against that mf

[humble gulch]

This is kind of nice

[fringe nebula]

i didn't find midas mask, but vagabond and purple seals from certificate will do

vampire can work without midas anyway

[humble gulch]

Free win

[fringe nebula]

you just need to not throw yeah

[fringe nebula]

(impossible)

[lofty vault]

Eternal idol and certificate is so good

Just getting random junk to make idol not work at all

[fringe nebula]

that's 2 joker slots, so you can fill the other 3 with red card, blueprint and hologram

[frank notch]

what if there was a soulesque that appeared in buffoon packs

[lost vault]

theres probably mods about that

[humble gulch]

Aced it

I swear I'm not going to lose again

[frank notch]

shit

[boreal haven]

Man I love being financially stable
Also yes, that is flower pot right there

[frank notch]

oh wait i have luchador

[humble gulch]

Mult doesn't exist...

[frank notch]

i restarted

[frank grove]

I love red card

[pale wolf]

what joker do i draw

[humble gulch]

Who doesn't

[humble gulch]

Red card

[frank grove]

also stone joker helped .. kinda

[boreal haven]

THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME IT HAPPENS I SWEAR TO GOD

I DO NOT NEED A LEGENDARY RN

all i need is money

always bet on temperance and hermit

[red briar]

yall

i just tried gold stake for the first time today

turns out im not built fort s

[boreal haven]

this challenge was piss easy

but pretty fun ngl

[humble gulch]

Who needs jokers?

[boreal haven]

Love that I could make an easy deck build without deleting or adding cards

[azure stag]

So close to my first win! 🙁

[humble gulch]

THANK YOU, JUDGMENT 😭

[boreal haven]

this gotta be the most random build I have ever managed to win a run

[tranquil jacinth]

Ive been stuck here anyone know how to get off of this screen, I can't skip

[frank notch]

i hate painted deck

[pale wolf]

so mid

[boreal haven]

wtf lmao

ANTE 31

[tranquil jacinth]

Know how to get out

[boreal haven]

I D K

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[tranquil jacinth]

I know it's my first potential ante 39 unseeded

[pale wolf]

uuuh did you leave the game while in a double tag spectral pack

[tranquil jacinth]

My phone died...

[humble gulch]

I only needed three more plutos...

[pale wolf]

that run is unfortunately bricked :/ theres no recovery on mobile

[lapis blade]

relaunch the game

[humble gulch]

Mid rolled

[tranquil jacinth]

Good thing I have the run seed saved on my phone

[subtle otter]

What's a high fortune teller?

[humble gulch]

.

[humble gulch]

Probably an addict

[subtle otter]

Like this one?

[tranquil jacinth]

And that run would be my first UNSEEDED ante 39

😭

[boreal haven]

Oh... the Mark is here 🫠

[pale wolf]

on pc lars has a tool to fix it

[boreal haven]

welp, it was fun

pretty fun honestly

[frank notch]

end the run

[boreal haven]

nah imma try

[tranquil jacinth]

Oh but mobile doesnt

[pale wolf]

yea

[tranquil jacinth]

Kinda like naneinf and relaunch the game

[subtle otter]

It seems my run is over

[tranquil jacinth]

That run I could rearrange my jokers optimally and score naneinf

[pastel harbor]

2x res black hole

[boreal haven]

ok nvm
Markiplier got hands

[fringe nebula]

always look for blue seal

[humble gulch]

Benefits of not restarting

[fringe nebula]

oh right, i forgot to mention that mime is working as a "chip joker" here

[humble gulch]

Yeah...

Semi high roll

[fringe nebula]

early and midgame are hardest part of balatro for sure

[humble gulch]

Free win

[fringe nebula]

nope

[humble gulch]

:(

[fringe nebula]

CALLED IT

🐴

[humble gulch]

Seven nines

[humble gulch]

Shut up

What if we just high roll?

[fringe nebula]

take popcorn pls

[humble gulch]

Hell yeah

[frank notch]

take immo

[fringe nebula]

immolate

[humble gulch]

Of course

[fringe nebula]

or if you want to make things worse for yourself, i guess you can take wraith

[humble gulch]

You see that three nines?

They survived...

I still have seven nines

We ball

[fringe nebula]

hex and sigil

[humble gulch]

I guess I can make popcorn sell for more...

[fringe nebula]

close enough

[humble gulch]

I get three dollars back

[shell rock]

i have blueprint and baron and then the game threw triboulet at me

do i pivot

[humble gulch]

Gg

[frank notch]

sell everything except blueprint

[shell rock]

i have no mime, no red seals, and a lot of kings

[frank notch]

is htr good?

[humble gulch]

.

[fringe nebula]

goofy goober

[serene forge]

the sequel to "here, win"

[humble gulch]

Wee

[serene forge]

it's solid

[humble gulch]

I just play worse on erratic

[frank notch]

lol i ankhed a htr

[fringe nebula]

you had $24 you should've rerolled deeper to score 4k

[humble gulch]

I thought photo was enough untill I couldn't draw a fucking straight

[hidden lance]

actually good steel joker

[serene forge]

are you missing unlocks

this gave me a completely different game when I entered the seed

[humble gulch]

No, I clicked on unlock all for an erratic++

[serene forge]

huh

weird

[fringe nebula]

they gambled by opening spectral pack and used immolate iirc

at shop 1

[humble gulch]

It gave me a completely different seed too

[serene forge]

this seed doesn't have popcorn in it

or a hex

ante 2 boss is also water and not wall

[frank notch]

it mightve been a typo

[serene forge]

1E15W9E1

[slow iris]

"here, lose" when

[serene forge]

thats what it says

[humble gulch]

What, again

[frank notch]

is ts a new discovery???

[fringe nebula]

@serene forge @humble gulch 1E1SW9E1

[humble gulch]

We're fucking blind

[frank notch]

i was right lmao

[humble gulch]

I need new eye balls 💔

Hell yeah

[frank grove]

c9 ref!! i just had a game with c9 too

[hoary grail]

not even close

[serene forge]

bruh

[humble gulch]

I might just unsintall Balatro after that

[serene forge]

same

[humble gulch]

Huh

[shell rock]

can this naneinf

[fringe nebula]

wait a second, did you try to draw a fucking straight on erratic deck???????????????

[humble gulch]

We ball

[humble gulch]

I had pretty normal numbers

[shell rock]

flush is right there

[humble gulch]

Levels

🥀

[versed sable]

erratic can be good for straights

if you get lucky with deck

[humble gulch]

Huh...?

[serene forge]

Can I naneinf ?

[humble gulch]

I laughed

[versed sable]

yes, on a different run

[versed sable]

gold king of hearts except ?

[haughty cairn]

What’s that first joker you have there?

[light brook]

ew you used bl**dstone

[wet burrow]

how easy is it to naneinf without perkeo

[haughty cairn]

Not that bad, semi-luck based

[serene forge]

this is from 6 months ago

[humble gulch]

Bruuuuhhhh

[light brook]

baron mimes kinda your only option and even then you might need a perkeo

[wet burrow]

can i do it with bean burglar on the crimson heart

[light brook]

bl**dstone hate should be eternal.

[wet burrow]

sorry i meant to say ante 39 not naneinf

[haughty cairn]

You can try

[errant bolt]

bro plasma blue stake is such buttcheeks

[frank grove]

There are methods without perkeo but its just time consuming and a lot of the same stuff for like 12 antes

[versed sable]

that ante 39's easily

if you do it right

[serene forge]

completely impossible outside of plasma, otherwise not that different than with a perkeo since you need good voucher luck and shit

[humble gulch]

What's happening

[haughty cairn]

Oh that’s a lot harder without perkeo but should be possible

[wet burrow]

i have to roll for both in the same shop tho, and if I whiff either i lose

[versed sable]

just get more money

:3

[light brook]

kid named finger:

[wet burrow]

i already have done naneinf, i wanna hit ante 39 now

[serene forge]

ngl I don't know any specifics about a39 runs

like at all

other than like, abusing crimson bean

[light brook]

score high

[serene forge]

thanks

[haughty cairn]

It’s just perkeo cryptid really

[frank grove]

crimson bean and speed up mods cause you will be there for hours otherwise

[fiery nymph]

hi

[light brook]

i give such good advice

ama

[serene forge]

is it that you generate enough cryptids so once you need to start using them you have enough to use

[versed sable]

-# or use no speedup mods, just pain

[humble gulch]

I mean

[wet burrow]

yeah i think u need like 29 kings to beat ante 32 thats the problem

or maybe even more

[haughty cairn]

Yup

[frank grove]

the people who do a39 without speedup mods need to be checked up on

[errant bolt]

How do I stop plasma blue stake from kicking my butt

[wet burrow]

and its tough without cryptids

[light brook]

lock in and don’t use bloodstone

next question

[fringe nebula]

?????????????

actual psychopath

[errant bolt]

I tried locking in it didn't work

[frank grove]

idk how people do that its actually crazy

[wet burrow]

i dont have speedup mod ;/

[humble gulch]

Uhm... I do that...

[haughty cairn]

I play on iPhone and even just getting to ante 24 takes 2-3 hours

[light brook]

well clearly you didn’t because if you locked in you woulda won

[versed sable]

thanks <3

[wet burrow]

i serpent burglared all the way from ante 25 to 31 and then i got cooked by the crash bc i hit naneinf lol

[versed sable]

[wet burrow]

i dont have all the achievements tho, im worried i wont be able to 100% if i get mods

[fringe nebula]

i already gets tired just from doing naneinf on phone because you can't skip animations

[versed sable]

i have my phone next to me rn playing a blind
LOL

[serene forge]

maybe before I get my phone replaced I should do endless runs on it

burn the fuck out of it before i give it away

[light brook]

why do some people not do endless (where the fuck did energy come from)

[frank grove]

😭

[versed sable]

i'm literally only able to do like
three hands before my screen starts getting hot
am i cooked

[frank grove]

I dont do almost any endless runs anymore just cause its a lot of the same things for a while thats all

[fringe nebula]

just get a better phone

[long zodiac]

Now you’re making me want to to run Balatro on my old ass iPhone 4

[fringe nebula]

same

[wet burrow]

i literally didnt ever go past ante 8 until after i got all the gold stickers

[light brook]

honestly fair i can respect that

[serene forge]

im convinced fandom gave my phone a virus

[frank grove]

not the worst thing fandom has done actually

[serene forge]

(not really but fandom sucks so im just making shit up because it's funny)

[fringe nebula]

runs past ante 8 don't exist

[humble gulch]

I created a fucking server on accident

[light brook]

make it abstain for a bit, then it’ll just be a server

[serene forge]

I shit you not I looked up a fandom page once and it fucking crashed my entire goddamn phone

[light brook]

fandom website sucks in general

[errant bolt]

Fandom be like "hey here's 5 million ads instead of what you came here for"

[frank grove]

Its also such a slow website for .. a wiki

[light brook]

fandom like: “hey let’s NOT load and refresh the page randomly”

[frank grove]

and i swear they did an hour of work making it work on mobile and then was like "good enough"

[long zodiac]

Just wait until you’re on cryptid mod and you wait 10 minutes for your hand to calculate bc you have 200 jokers

[versed sable]

i spent more effort than that on mobile support for my own website ;w;

[serene forge]

cryptid is the calamity mod for this game

although

im sure the cryptid developers are good people

[fringe nebula]

i don't play mods

👍

[frank grove]

I played cryptid once and was like "i get why people like this" and then went back to vanilla

[fiery nymph]

never was interested by it

[humble gulch]

"Here, win"

[fringe nebula]

you're actually winning

[humble gulch]

This time no pair slop

[fringe nebula]

hc

[humble gulch]

Just good old high card

[buoyant crater]

can we unlock achievement on defi mode ?

[serene forge]

thats the same thing

[noble nebula]

whats that motorbike guy

[humble gulch]

Ugh

Shut up

[serene forge]

I guess as long as you're not using fraudstone it's ok

[humble gulch]

It explode an dies when you play a pair and it looks cool

[red sparrow]

These are the most random ass jokers

[serene forge]

why did you pick up a pareidolia

[haughty cairn]

Sometimes it’s fine to just not take jokers

[red sparrow]

Fuck no

[humble gulch]

I have infinite money anyways

[errant bolt]

Have fun dealing with the plant

[red sparrow]

Idk I thought maybe go for some face card build but then I got throwback and misprint

[frank grove]

why are your cards question marked?

[versed sable]

whoops

[serene forge]

this happened to me once before when I played with bad wifi, but I was never able to recreate it

so I have no idea

[humble gulch]

I have no idea

[versed sable]

good news i made it through like
a third of the Serpent
over the course of a full day

[frank grove]

Yeah thats so weird?

[humble gulch]

It's the new "I have no idea" seal

[versed sable]

pain and suffering

[fiery nymph]

💔

[frank grove]

how muhc money do you think you'll have by the end ?

[versed sable]

i zoned out for a few hands and then suddenly went wait i'm at the same e as the blind

[red sparrow]

Jokes on you my jokers carry score not cards

[versed sable]

somewhere in the 4 million range

from napkin math the the day

[serene forge]

uhh

you literally have a fib but ok

don't do that egg

only I get to post that

[red sparrow]

Shhhhhhhh

It’s holo

[fiery nymph]

shoot the moon is my favorite

[fringe nebula]

🤝

[red sparrow]

Why the fuck did I open this

[abstract vapor]

Ankh or just put a red seal on the queen and call it a day?

[frank grove]

ankh what

[fiery nymph]

negative maybe

[humble gulch]

I actually have to sell something

[serene forge]

do you regret taking misprint and throwback and tribe and parei now

[red sparrow]

Ya

[fringe nebula]

immolate or red seal

up2u

[fiery nymph]

abysmal jokers

white stake premium

[serene forge]

what are you ankhing

[humble gulch]

Free win

[serene forge]

it's obviously immolate

[fiery nymph]

stuntgoat

[humble gulch]

We (eight) ball

[versed sable]

59 handsize, $64/card, 44 hands
= $166,144
15 triggers of each gold card at the end, $3 per gold card, 59 hand size = $2655 at end of round
= $168,799 per normal blind
ante 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, and a Petroglyph ante = 6 antes left with 2 blinds each = another *12 on top of the other number = $2,025,558 in the normal blinds (not counting serpent)
serpent math is wonky and i barely want to bother with it

i'd have to code something up i guess and i'm lazy

[fiery nymph]

money

[red sparrow]

I might die

[versed sable]

@frank grove^

[serene forge]

stop skipping

[frank grove]

4m easyyyy

[fiery nymph]

this is a sad watch

[red sparrow]

Fuck no

[frank grove]

I need to do a high money run on my main profile at some point

[fringe nebula]

this is the most white staker thing i have seen today

[red sparrow]

This is a challenge deck

[serene forge]

so white stake

[versed sable]

yeah
cause that's $2mil on top of the $3mil i have already, and serpent is.. ridiculous
i've played 21/44 hands and i've made $0.1mil already

[fiery nymph]

and ur playing the challenge in the most white stake possible

[minor spear]

I never knew how useful the Egg Joker is

[fiery nymph]

i stickered that one today

[versed sable]

it gets to me my one flex, because nobody seems to care about doing money runs
-# which is valid because these take SO LONG

[fringe nebula]

and you're playing it like a white staker

is what i meant

[fiery nymph]

white stake challenge lol

noob

[versed sable]

-# I'M PROBABLY ALMOST A MONTH IN AND I STILL HAVE THE LONGEST PART OF THE RUN TO DO sakjhdsakjdsa

[frank grove]

yeah they take forever i did a few big cloud 9 runs and got to like 180 and was like "why am i doing this i could play the game"

[serene forge]

egg that's my line

[versed sable]

lmao

then there's me with

each hand taking something like ten minutes

on normal blinds

[red sparrow]

Damn lost by 50 score

[frank grove]

yeah when i do a big money run im going to have speedup mods cause f that 😭

[humble gulch]

Died

[serene forge]

I hate Machete and Pistol

[fiery nymph]

exponential money when

[versed sable]

good. ;w;

don't be me

don't do your runs on mobile

[humble gulch]

Me when dead cells

[serene forge]

I hate Motion Twin

[humble gulch]

I guess I have seven twos

[versed sable]

this game eats my battery so easily when i have it this late into a run qwq

[humble gulch]

My battery lasts like twelve hours and I play all the day

Bro really said

[versed sable]

i blame endless mode

[fiery nymph]

endless bad

[serene forge]

I hate Endless Mode

[woven spire]

endless not fun

[pale wolf]

aaaah!

[woven spire]

runs after ante 8 not fun

[pale wolf]

what if endless mode got violently ripped out of the game (bricks your device)

[humble gulch]

I had to download it

[woven spire]

we know varv 🙏

[frank notch]

holy god challenges are really easy

[woven spire]

that’s a good point

[versed sable]

subjective

[versed sable]

also subjective

[fiery nymph]

endless bad

[frank grove]

hmmm ...

[humble gulch]

To do list

[fringe nebula]

probably todd

[fiery nymph]

to do list is gonna hit straight flush for the rest of the run

[fringe nebula]

truth nuke

🔥

[frank grove]

TRIB...

[red sparrow]

Some

[pale wolf]

you first

[fringe nebula]

trib on abandoned

[pale wolf]

dinner is served

[frank grove]

i do have to do a run with trib for abandoned++ ... but ... how do i do this right now

[fiery nymph]

trib is a straights joker

[frank grove]

ignore it?

[fringe nebula]

"fine, i'll do it myself"

[fiery nymph]

pareidolia 😣

[slow iris]

temperance value

[fiery nymph]

^

or just get strength on kings

[humble gulch]

Just sell it

[fiery nymph]

it could maybe possibly kinda work

[frank grove]

Nah i need it for abandoned++ chat

[fiery nymph]

hold it ig

[fringe nebula]

keep it?

[fiery nymph]

😭

[red sparrow]

Fuck parediliosasquatchpjobialookingah it lost a challenge for me

[humble gulch]

Mid rolled

[fringe nebula]

that's not parei's fault

[frank notch]

im playing as much cards as possible on fragile bcuz its funny

[frank grove]

Ill report back to see if i ever use it 😭

[fiery nymph]

thats YOUR fault

[red sparrow]

It is

[humble gulch]

I love pair of dollars

[woven spire]

ngl bunnies are tasty

[fringe nebula]

it's yours

[harsh relic]

gd song 😭

[woven spire]

Song is perfect

[fiery nymph]

this song isnt from gd

[red sparrow]

No it’s pareidilliophobiasasquatxhyrhibg fault cause it ruined my run

[fiery nymph]

we be calling anything a gd song atp

[harsh relic]

osu too i forgor

[woven spire]

lol

[fiery nymph]

you ruined ur run the second you got it

[humble gulch]

Nine Circles type shit

[fiery nymph]

as well as the throwback

[red sparrow]

Yes

[pale wolf]

thats knife party lol

[harsh relic]

centipede 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[pale wolf]

not from a game

[fiery nymph]

exactly

[red sparrow]

The throwback benifited me

[pale wolf]

throw it back to square 1

[fringe nebula]

throwback is oftentimes not a good pick to win

[fiery nymph]

it got you to ante 5

🥀

[woven spire]

chat today’s my birthday

[harsh relic]

we all agree that flower pot is the best joker right

[fringe nebula]

hbd

[fiery nymph]

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY

[red sparrow]

Cause every one of my cards were debuffed

[woven spire]

thxx

[harsh relic]

happy birthday yoooooooooooooooooooooooo

[woven spire]

i can drink and drive now 🎉 🎉

[red sparrow]

Happy day of becoming living

[versed sable]

happy existence anniversary

[versed sable]

technically that's not age gated

[humble gulch]

Do it at the same time

[woven spire]

true…

[woven spire]

that’s the whole point

the fun

[humble gulch]

If you drink enough you go to a concert of Michael Jackson

[fiery nymph]

now you can drink and drive legally 🥹

[humble gulch]

Michel Grosson

[pale wolf]

drimking and drying

[woven spire]

exactly

[fringe nebula]

i hate the flint

[woven spire]

type shi

[fiery nymph]

same

[red sparrow]

Do I try for a MidasVampire or just take blueprint?

[fringe nebula]

blueprint

[frank notch]

imagine having cards

[lost vault]

are we actually serious

[fringe nebula]

dead serious

[lost vault]

you see midas and your first thought is ooh that one synergy with vampire

[red sparrow]

It’s gonna sit there copying that

[red sparrow]

Yes

[fiery nymph]

this is sad

😭

[lost vault]

midas mask is an amazing econ joker

you dont even have vampire

[red sparrow]

Idfc

[lost vault]

thats like me saying i cant way to enjoy this peanut butter and jelly sandwich and i dont even have bread

[wet burrow]

i need advice. send it or greed for another bean hit?

btw, i can get past as long as mime and baron are on

so if any of the copies are off its ok

[lost vault]

how about with just one?

[wet burrow]

lemme see with just baron

if baron is off its def over

ok uk what its doable without mime

[lost vault]

id say go fur it and if baron isnt debuffed on the second to last hand bail out

[fringe nebula]

if i have to put it in words, this is like seeing someone who can't walk because they crippled their own legs

[wet burrow]

it cant hit the same thing twice can it?

[lost vault]

i dont think so

but

[wet burrow]

ai ima do it

[lost vault]

idk

[woven spire]

that’s one way of seeing it

[fiery nymph]

this is like picking a photograph over a blueprint because a hanging chad could show up

😭 🙏

[lost vault]

picking a showman at all because it could get you copies

[red sparrow]

Yes

[fiery nymph]

Yes

[woven spire]

picking brainstorm just because blueprint could show up

[fringe nebula]

picking baron at ante 1 because you think you might be able to win with it

[wet burrow]

didnt pay off but no risk

[lost vault]

ja

many ectos await you

[fiery nymph]

i do this on white stake though

highkey

[wet burrow]

omg thats right i can ecto now

[fringe nebula]

makes sense

[woven spire]

that’s fair

[wet burrow]

i need to beat ante 32 tho its the only hurdle left

[lost vault]

thats usually the biggest benefit to crimson bean, more negatives

[woven spire]

meow

[lost vault]

nya~

[wet burrow]

whats the requirement for ante 32 boss on plasma white stake?

[woven spire]

huhhhh idk

[wet burrow]

is it e178?

[lost vault]

urhh

[woven spire]

a lot

[wet burrow]

ty

[versed sable]

e180

[wet burrow]

holy beans omg

[lost vault]

white stake?

[wet burrow]

whats ur handsize

[lost vault]

about e180 ja

[lost vault]

insane run

[woven spire]

is that 1.1m bucks in ur name?

[versed sable]

that's my run that's um
here

[woven spire]

wtf dym 1m bucks

[woven spire]

OH THAT

[weak relic]

Hi chat

[frank grove]

Trib on abandoned 🔥

[lost vault]

money :3

[versed sable]

riches :D

[woven spire]

tell me you spent it all on rerolls

PLEASE

[versed sable]

59 with 17 jokers (two are from negative skip)

[lost vault]

thats what its usually used for in these runs

[versed sable]

heck no
i'm still doing the run

[lost vault]

i think

[versed sable]

i am never rolling down

i want my money record

[woven spire]

u still what

holy

[versed sable]

i'm gonna end up at at least 4 mil ;w;

i'm gonna do ante 39 serpent too qwq

[wet burrow]

how tf u have so much money tho

rebate? or?

[frank grove]

gold cards, mime, copying mime

[lost vault]

look on the screenshot

[frank grove]

and parking throughout the round

[lost vault]

i assume its mainly oops+parking

[woven spire]

that’s gotta be wr

right

[wet burrow]

yeah but how did u get all that in the first 31 antes

crazy

[frank grove]

unseeded it might be close

[weak relic]

Should I do another naneinf or do gs win streaks?

[woven spire]

both

[versed sable]

[woven spire]

naneinf on gs

[versed sable]

$166144 from parking
$2655 from gold cards

it's not even close

[versed sable]

as far as anyone knows, anyway; assuming I don't mess it up ;w;

[round shadow]

do i just have to oneshot it

?

or will i just die

[frank grove]

I think the game defaults to 1 when you have 0 so i think you're fine?

[round shadow]

alright

i'll try

yup

thank you

[frank grove]

cool

[lunar fjord]

howd u get one hand:😭

[frank grove]

golden needle

[lunar fjord]

whats that?

[round shadow]

challenge

[frank grove]

challenge deck

[lunar fjord]

oh

[round shadow]

18th one

[viral raft]

which rank should get trance?

no jokers for now

[frank grove]

first ante first round?

[rancid gull]

I’d just slap it on the jack

[viral raft]

ante 2

[frank grove]

im throwing it on the 10 or jack

[fringe nebula]

i'd slap trance on 10

[frank grove]

yeah

[viral raft]

maybe 10

[viral raft]

yeah

the less important rank is 7 right?

like, only works for straights

[frank grove]

yeah 7s only really do things for straights and todding

[viral raft]

and with todding you have the others from fibb

[fringe nebula]

Dude!? Insane pull

[viral raft]

mmmmm food jokers in general are hard

[sleek valley]

7 needs jokers besides todd

[viral raft]

100%

is easily the worst rank

with 4s

[fringe nebula]

atleast 4 is hack able

[sleek valley]

4 at least works with hack

[frank grove]

4s at least have walkie

[sleek valley]

Hack walkie

[viral raft]

guy's i'm cooking? level 11 pair in ante 3

[fringe nebula]

yes

[sleek valley]

Not the best combo, but it exists

[viral raft]

true, is probably the worst of the "low ranks" but still way better than 7s

[humble gulch]

Free win

[humble gulch]

What about three

[sleek valley]

Im actually struggling to think of reasons to play 5, as well

[frank grove]

3 has fib right?

[humble gulch]

None of them, what do you mean

[humble gulch]

I forgot

[lunar fjord]

ace 2 3 5 and 8

[sleek valley]

8 also has 8 ball, 2 also has wee

[tough swift]

Well what is your opinion on the hardest gold sticker?

[frank grove]

idol/showman/baron

[lunar fjord]

really?

is baron really that hard to build?

[humble gulch]

Yeah

[slow iris]

mfw i finally get a gros michel in ante 8 final round just for it to go extinct after i beat the showdown blind

[humble gulch]

Yes

[frank grove]

idol is tough to make work in 8 antes, showman hurts your shops and packs, baron is not really worth going into over more consistant methods

[sleek valley]

I wouldnt say anything is hard unless its actively bad in your given build.

[light oak]

should I buy the duo or nah

[tough swift]

Those dont have a chance to die every single round

[lunar fjord]

prolly

[frank grove]

banana is common

you just roll in ante 8 and if you find him you skip and done

[scarlet sedge]

this game is fun, i just got it yesterday but its constantly crashing. one time it even blue screened my pc. is there a troubleshooting channel somewhere or something?

[tough swift]

Why do you have photo?

[frank grove]

bean / seltz is harder than banana to sticker

[light oak]

cause I love photochad yaoi

[lunar fjord]

there still is a chance to break befor u win

[humble gulch]

Seltz it's not that bad, at least is a retrigger

[fiery nymph]

is this good fixing

[haughty cairn]

Imp hardest gold stickers are bean seltzer popcorn or anything that expires even with the bad jokers, you can get a good build with only 4 jokers and sticker them without using them

[fiery nymph]

i feel like keeping it all same suit would be better

?

idk

[frank grove]

seltz isnt that bad but you need to find it in ante 7/8

unless you already win and can just full skip

[tough swift]

Shoot the moon ahh build

[lunar fjord]

symytrize it

[tough swift]

If only there was a mime

[humble gulch]

Look at that potential

[sleek valley]

I would say legendaries are technically the answer by virtue of being the least likely to be in your run, but also I dont have that many gold stickers at all, and I have them on all but 2 legendaries

[fiery nymph]

i was waiting all run lmfaooo 😭

[humble gulch]

So many runs

[sleek valley]

And the other 2, I have purple stickers on, so gold isnt that much harder

[tight pike]

Black deck fucking SUCKS i swear

[lunar fjord]

it does

[frosty stream]

bro it took me 6 hours yesterday to beat orange stake ghost deck and now i win on gold stake 2nd try

[humble gulch]

Skill issue, black deck is fun

[tough swift]

Thats literally what happened to me though

[lunar fjord]

its just more challenging with a bit payoff

[tough swift]

Have you tried it on gold stake

[haughty cairn]

Exact same thing happened to me istg

[humble gulch]

I have two C++...

[tight pike]

Anything above blue stake in black deck is hell

[tough swift]

How did you have fun with that nonsense

[fiery nymph]

a part of me really wants to get an idol run on gs

😭

[humble gulch]

It comes with skill

[frank grove]

black deck is challenging and thats fun for gs players

[compact gazelle]

be better at game :3

black deck isn’t that bad
nebula deck on the other hand

[tight pike]

A part of me wants to go over to localthunk's house, slap him in the face for fucking the rng up and then giving him 10 bucks for creating green joker

[compact gazelle]

nebula deck is unfun

[frank grove]

nebula is SO unfun

[compact gazelle]

kill it with fire

[humble gulch]

WE hate nebula deck

[tough swift]

I shouldn't need to have extra skill for a specific deck to be fun.

[vagrant wagon]

This Shop will tell me something

[humble gulch]

Except you do

[fiery nymph]

no

[tight pike]

Gotta love discarding 28 cards to get a fucking spade card

[compact gazelle]

you don’t need extra skill you just need a baseline

[tough swift]

And what happens if my first two shops give nothing good?

[humble gulch]

Die

[tight pike]

Then u restart

[compact gazelle]

persevere

or reset yknow
no need to make the game harder for yourself just to complain about

[tight pike]

Why persevere, it's just delaying the inevitable

[humble gulch]

The problem is ante two

[tight pike]

The problem is every fucking ante

[compact gazelle]

because you can find cool stuff

:3

[light oak]

do I buy smiley face

[lost vault]

why play the game when u can jsut unlock all

[lunar fjord]

whats the mime for

[fiery nymph]

i love how polychrome brainstorm looks

[lost vault]

miming it.

[fiery nymph]

i like polychrome lucky cards a lot too

[light oak]

my deck is basically just gold cards and I need to eco

[tough swift]

Why are we using brain storm on photo

[compact gazelle]

either they have gold and steel or they think baron is good

[light oak]

is that not best placement?

[lunar fjord]

midas?

[light oak]

unlucky as fuck

[lunar fjord]

oh

[fiery nymph]

mimes good in a lot of cases

[tight pike]

Tf is that analogy supposed to mean

[tough swift]

Considering you have no retiggers its probably better with the trio because it gives more mult

[fiery nymph]

i use it for pairslop

[compact gazelle]

if you have red seals it is
if you play 3oak+ then why not copy trio

[lost vault]

:3

[fiery nymph]

i like mime blue seal

[frosty stream]

does this get destroyed before my money is taken

[left vine]

Dang this game still has active strategy discussion

[fiery nymph]

i won a run with it

[compact gazelle]

and swap mime in to the left after playing the hand

[fiery nymph]

todaus

[humble gulch]

That's a good deck

[lunar fjord]

yes

18 face cards good

[compact gazelle]

if it pops yea

[tight pike]

See now erratic is the fun deck

[humble gulch]

DID MY RESERVED PARKING JUST HIT 6 OUT OF 6

[slow iris]

i like ghost

[lunar fjord]

bloodstone or ancient?

[humble gulch]

I like Counter but that's subjective

[compact gazelle]

aj

[tough swift]

My favorite is ghost deck because the dopamine of finding cryptid and duplicating a really good card

[compact gazelle]

bloodstone is a known fraud

[frosty stream]

facts lol

[tight pike]

So is space joker
It only works when it wants to, not when you want it to

[frosty stream]

i love bloodstone bro i;m legit playing checkered deck rn to have fun w it

[compact gazelle]

no space is fine
because when space misses you don’t instantly die

[tough swift]

Ante one stone is worse than ante one blue print imo

[humble gulch]

Died

[compact gazelle]

“1 is more than 0”

[humble gulch]

Another good deck

[serene forge]

shut up greenleaf

[tough swift]

Wdym

[fiery nymph]

same

[frosty stream]

greenleaf?

[tight pike]

People can't tell me balatro doesn't have rigged rng
Like somehow on ante 1 if the boss is psychic a square joker will always show up, and don't even get me started on needing to pull 1 specific suit or number

[compact gazelle]

hello #1 bloodstone hater

[serene forge]

go play candy crush

[compact gazelle]

ofc blueprints better than bloodstone

[tight pike]

No, fuck off

[lunar fjord]

is it just me or is zodiac deck not fun to play

[fiery nymph]

i shouls plau on it morw

[compact gazelle]

maybe go fish is more your speed…

[compact gazelle]

just you

[serene forge]

just you

[fiery nymph]

have you tried fixing ur deck

[tough swift]

Well ante blueprint isnt always worth it because it can set you up for a game of no interest due to getting outscaled by the blinds and having nothing good to copy

[humble gulch]

I laughed audibly

[fiery nymph]

i think yr just buns highkey

😭

[humble gulch]

Lowkey*

[serene forge]

ante 1 blueprint usually bait but not all the time
bloodstone always bait

[tight pike]

Ah yes let me just deck fix on ante fucking 1

[compact gazelle]

ante one bloodstone is asking to lose to a 1 for 5

[tight pike]

We dont all get a trading card in our shop

[fiery nymph]

why are you struggling ante 1

😭

[compact gazelle]

blueprints not the absolute best ante 1 pull but it’s pretty good

[serene forge]

it's ante 1 you will be fine without 1 round of square joker scaling

[tight pike]

ITS AN EXAMPLE

[serene forge]

lmfao

[compact gazelle]

bloodstones terrible

[fiery nymph]

you can do all of ante 1 without jokers easily

[tight pike]

Obelisk is a good joker, I just dont like it

[serene forge]

it's only hook/manacle you need to be worried about ante 1

[pastel hatch]

man this wouldve been an insane trib pull

[tight pike]

Yeah I kinda wanna shoot the hook

[serene forge]

those two are actyually quite difficult without jokers

[tough swift]

Well yeah thats why its worse

[fiery nymph]

manacle is rough if i didnt see it

but its avoidable

[frosty stream]

bro i was raging yesterday cuz i kept hitting ante 1 hook i legit cannot beat that boss

[fiery nymph]

i usually play flushes the same suit for the first 2

[pastel hatch]

its ante 3 gold stake black deck and my canio is still on x1

[tough swift]

Eye and mouth are worse tbh

[compact gazelle]

eye and mouth don’t show ante 1

[fiery nymph]

ante 1 bosses

[serene forge]

if i'm in gold stake black deck i'm also probably not picking up sock for absolutely no reason at all but cool

[tough swift]

They don't?

[humble gulch]

We've got ourselves a run

[frank grove]

no

[tight pike]

Look I try that on the ante 1 boss and every single time I fail it, it's because I am missing 1 specific card

[serene forge]

if only that was a duo

[pastel hatch]

it is not a great joker yah

[compact gazelle]

run won, next

[pastel hatch]

here*

[humble gulch]

I have nine tens

[fiery nymph]

get better at drawing, if its happening so consistently its probably a problem with your discards

[frank grove]

another one already??

[fiery nymph]

because i rarely lose on that boss

[tight pike]

Like I can try to discard shit but it's quite limited if I only have 2

[fiery nymph]

did you sticker trib btw?

[serene forge]

hope its trib

so you can kill it

[compact gazelle]

sock and duskin

[frank grove]

I did sticker trib yeah

[serene forge]

aww

[frank grove]

so it cant be trib here

[fiery nymph]

on gold stake i only lose like 1/10 times

[fiery nymph]

yipeeee

[frank grove]

CHIGOAT

[serene forge]

here win

[frank grove]

#🕹・game-discussion message

[tough swift]

Whats wrong with trib

[humble gulch]

🔥

[tight pike]

Ok yeah you also have a bunch more hours than me

[serene forge]

worst legendary and sacking it would be funny

[compact gazelle]

bad

[fiery nymph]

how did you do that 😭 😭 😭 😭

[serene forge]

also

[pastel hatch]

ive been holding onto the same glass king for like 4 rounds, it still didnt break

[serene forge]

it's abandoned deck

[pastel hatch]

lmao

[serene forge]

so trib not good

[tough swift]

Is it really that bad?

[compact gazelle]

no

[frank grove]

what tarot tycoon can do for a trib run 🤤

[compact gazelle]

just not that good

[fiery nymph]

its probably the worst one out of the legendaries imo

[compact gazelle]

:3

[frosty stream]

yall are just against all the fun cards

[fiery nymph]

🔥

[tight pike]

Yeah they all seem to hate bloodstone for some reason

[fiery nymph]

yeah its not fun to see bloodstone not hit a single time

[humble gulch]

That's funny

[serene forge]

says the guy that dies in ante 1 repeatedly

[compact gazelle]

there are fun cards that are actually quite good :3

[tight pike]

When have I specified that I die on ante 1 repeatedly
I specifically said if I die it's due to me not getting 1 specific card
If you try to bring up the square joker, that was meant as an example

[serene forge]

unironically skill issue

[frank grove]

i agree even though ive got it to work in weird ways its not as good as the others

[fiery nymph]

if i get a square joker ante 1 its a lucky game

[compact gazelle]

dying to not getting one specific card huh
have you tried not going for one specific card in your deck
that tends to work out poorly with base drawing power

[tough swift]

The best strategy for ante one I have found is spamming flushes.

[tight pike]

Yes I have tried that but last thing I checked, if I don't have any jokers the best card I can get while already having 4 other spade cards IS GETTING ANOTHER SPADE CARD

[compact gazelle]

spoken like someone whos never played a q-8 straight in their life

[tight pike]

Yes and that fails for me as I get 4/5 cards and then proceed to draw 4 complete useless cards

[fiery nymph]

wait till he hears about misprint

[compact gazelle]

so
skill issue

[frank grove]

this feels like an amphy rant

[spring dock]

Hi, I recently got a Naneinf with Perkeo + Cryptid, but then on my next turn, the game crashed. I understand there’s a way to edit the save file to fix it—does anyone know how? I also wanted to ask if anyone knows of a mod to prevent the Naneinf crash. I’m not sure if it’s a Mandela effect, but I remember drspectred mentioning a mod for the Naneinf crash.

[fiery nymph]

real

[compact gazelle]

genuinely have seen someone brick with +1s on misprint 3 hands in a row

[tight pike]

Sure skill issue go ahead with that
Next time I'll be sure to set a seed 👍

[tough swift]

Stat drop because I felt like it

[compact gazelle]

next time be sure to not lose

:3

[pastel hatch]

maybe not 3 +1s but i did hit 1 3 2 once

[serene forge]

seeded runs are not what you need

learning to discard is

[tight pike]

I know that

[slow iris]

three of a kind

[compact gazelle]

clearance sale and golden joker top 1
im dying

[serene forge]

tetoooooo

[tough swift]

I like money

[compact gazelle]

swashbuckler at 6 whats your excuse there

[tight pike]

They still like money

They dont like mult though

[compact gazelle]

clearance sale swashbuckler for the same reason sounds a little
conflicting to me

[tight pike]

Ey im just guessing over here

[fiery nymph]

id say mine is more valid

[compact gazelle]

im just relieved theres no egg right next to it otherwise i would reach through the internet and strangle this person

[compact gazelle]

hallucination~!

[fiery nymph]

sturdiest 3 mult a round

[tough swift]

Mostly due to the fact that its a common mult joker that gives semi consistent results. Same reason as like a raised fist or abstract

[compact gazelle]

1.5 per slot!

[tight pike]

What is surprising me is the huge amount of hex used
I suppose you have been playing on ghost deck frequently?

[tough swift]

Yeah it was my first gold stake run

[fiery nymph]

hex is always my most used consumable

[brave fox]

Going crazy with the aces rn

[compact gazelle]

consistent +10 mult yeah

[fiery nymph]

after that its hermit, temperance, death, hang man

and wheel...

[tough swift]

Gambling

[fiery nymph]

i probably have a fat problem with the wheel

[humble gulch]

What...

[fiery nymph]

but its just a dollar

[compact gazelle]

youd be surprised just how often an arcana has nothing useful but a wheel and you dont have red card

wheel makes it into a lot of tarot usage lists

[fiery nymph]

personally as a tarot gen enthusiast i never sell it

[tight pike]

Tbh I shouldnt be talking

My old profile

[humble gulch]

THANK YOU REROLL TAG

[tough swift]

Violet vessal needs a nerf

[humble gulch]

It's fine

[frank notch]

imagine playing small and big blinds

[tough swift]

Considering pair meta it can be hard to circumnavigate

[compact gazelle]

score check, catch!
its fine as is

[ancient gyro]

thats more on pairs and blue stake rather than vv

[tight pike]

I dont remember using misprint that often though?
Also somehow the chad and photo have barely been used together for me

[humble gulch]

Free win

[fiery nymph]

3oak slop

[tough swift]

I once had hologram and blackboard and still lost to violet vessel

[tight pike]

Is it weird to say Acorn is the easiest ante 8 boss?

[humble gulch]

We're calling everything slop now

[tight pike]

Or is it subjective?

[fiery nymph]

its thr good slop

[humble gulch]

It is

[ancient gyro]

I had 6 x mult jokers die to vv

[tough swift]

No

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[compact gazelle]

thats more on you than it is on vessel
a 3x power test is a good boss to have

[tough swift]

Slop slop

Referring to everything you dont like as slop

[tight pike]

I hate obelisk (not because I think it's bad, just cuz I hate it)

[humble gulch]

High roll

[compact gazelle]

acorn says "-1 hand"

bell says "no straight flushes"

[tight pike]

Violet says "fuck you"

[compact gazelle]

vessel says "0.33x mult"

[vocal rose]

acorn is not -1 hand

[tight pike]

It is

[fiery nymph]

what is this image conveying 😭

[vocal rose]

if you grab your x mult no

[compact gazelle]

play 1 hand find your jokers at worst

[vocal rose]

and go on 1x speed

[compact gazelle]

thats at worst lmao

[ancient gyro]

cake on top

[tough swift]

It usually is unless it was that one time i somehow got three stencils and a blueprint

[compact gazelle]

you can also just ignore acorn and play the cards half the time