🕹・game-discussion

[humble gulch]

House++ it's kinda fun

[echo sphinx]

4/4

[humble gulch]

I'm definitely doing it

[echo sphinx]

do i have to baronmime

[glad aspen]

Oh... drop constellation

[echo sphinx]

oh my days baronmime

[lime remnant]

no scoring

[humble gulch]

I'm doctor house now

[echo sphinx]

LOL

[vestal copper]

🏠

[fringe nebula]

ante 1 without scoring is not that bad

[glad aspen]

Drop moon

[echo sphinx]

bro i swear im gona die lol

[glad aspen]

Youll be fine

[vestal copper]

id say dont take the invis

[glad aspen]

OR

[humble gulch]

Take burglar

[fringe nebula]

except for ante 1 the hook and manacle, but that's just hook being hook and manacle being manacle

[glad aspen]

Drop reserved

And reroll fpr parking after invis procs

[vestal copper]

no econ? 👽

[humble gulch]

Extra hands are econ

[glad aspen]

Living is econ

[humble gulch]

[vestal copper]

true...m

[manic latch]

Yo...

[humble gulch]

Rick

[manic latch]

I just started playing this game today and it's so good

Like no joke, is this gambling?

Ahahahahahahahaha

Oh my gosh

[vestal copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1008707962249941102.png?size=48&name=true~1&lossless=true

[echo sphinx]

win, win, or win harder

[manic latch]

I didn't get why people liked this game. Now I understand

It's so replayable

[vestal copper]

semi-gambling id say

[glad aspen]

We want mime so bad

[echo sphinx]

MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[vestal copper]

death

[echo sphinx]

couldvabeenamime sad

[glad aspen]

FAHHHH

[manic latch]

My favorite joker so far is the one with the summit

[humble gulch]

Playing Balatro actually makes you less likely to end up with a gambling addiction

[vestal copper]

huh?

[manic latch]

It's adds 20 multiplier when I'm out of discards

[glad aspen]

The retrigger?

OHH mystic

[manic latch]

It has the word summit in it

Wait

This one

[vestal copper]

mystic summit for early game 📈

[glad aspen]

Yeah mystic summit

[humble gulch]

Me carrying summit for the sticker

[vestal copper]

fair

[glad aspen]

I dont think ill ever go for full gold sticker

[manic latch]

This one

[vestal copper]

c++ is fun! :clueless:

[humble gulch]

I already did two files, you can do it

[manic latch]

I like this one

[echo sphinx]

cash

[vestal copper]

oh red stake

[manic latch]

I legit thought you were calling me lol. That's my name

[humble gulch]

Even Thunk himself has C++

[glad aspen]

Im working on 2 consecutively rn, one on my phone, one on my ps5, im a little overwhelmed

[vestal copper]

u might be chilling there

[vestal copper]

really?

[manic latch]

Btw, got any tips? Is there a strategy to this game? Or do I have to be really lucky

[echo sphinx]

monis

[humble gulch]

Why would you do that...

[vestal copper]

wow dev actually being good at the game

[glad aspen]

Dude start farming steel kings and its so clean form here

[echo sphinx]

owo

[manic latch]

What's C++?

[lime remnant]

just general gamesense

[echo sphinx]

no, MO NI S

[humble gulch]

I mean, he said he got C++ from playing a couple runs every day

[lime remnant]

make more money

[vestal copper]

endless greed

[manic latch]

It's so easy. At first I was so confused and stuff. Do the rules mimic real poker?

[humble gulch]

Win with every joker at the highest difficulty

[vestal copper]

kinda

[glad aspen]

Because when i cant play my ps5, i play my phone

[manic latch]

How do we classify allat? Also, I didn't get a thing you typed...sorry..

[echo sphinx]

MMMMMMM

[lime remnant]

kinda

[glad aspen]

Use monis for tarots charots

[humble gulch]

I think you should focus on your mobile file

[echo sphinx]

NO

DEMON

[glad aspen]

This is beautiful

[echo sphinx]

YEAH FIFTH DOLLARS

[vestal copper]

summit is a joker

[manic latch]

What's so good about that mime and king cards?

[lime remnant]

give this man an oops

[vestal copper]

everyone who is at top row is a joker

[glad aspen]

I am currently, lemme get a ss of my progress so far

[vestal copper]

(and not in consumable slots)

[manic latch]

Lemme ask...

Would you tap Jimbo?

[fringe nebula]

mystic summit earlygame 🗣️

halfsies too

[manic latch]

Is Jimbo a smash? Or a pass?

[orchid comet]

coding language

[echo sphinx]

baronmime is so fun lol

[vestal copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1437473670229528748.png

[manic latch]

Why is there coding language in balatro?

[lime remnant]

banana early game 🤔

[orchid comet]

how do u think games are made

[echo sphinx]

mime retriggers Baron mult
and whatever else is on the card
(hint: monis)

[vestal copper]

extinct!

[orchid comet]

paper and pen?

[lime remnant]

no its just completionist ++

[manic latch]

I don't get it...

[echo sphinx]

lol die

[humble gulch]

Look, when you win, every joker in your inventory gets a sticker from that difficulty, there's eight difficulties and you need to beat the highest one with every joker in the game

[vestal copper]

they are trolling

[manic latch]

What's monis?

[echo sphinx]

monis

[vestal copper]

money

[fringe nebula]

just look for completionist++ balatro

[orchid comet]

just had that happen waiting for cavendish 💔

[lime remnant]

super banana next roll 🔥

[vestal copper]

melted!

[lime remnant]

igb lets just kill thunk

[manic latch]

Can I balat my tro?

[vestal copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1008707962249941102.png?size=48&name=true~1&lossless=true

[manic latch]

Or can I tro my balat?

[humble gulch]

I thought you were a little more experienced

[manic latch]

Instead of lobotomy kaisen, we have lobotomy balatro

[orchid comet]

balat my tro all night

[vestal copper]

balala

[glad aspen]

I am, file is just relatively new, i have over 500 hours total

[echo sphinx]

welp lets try mime agin

[manic latch]

100% agree, balating my tro is more better than tro-ing my balat

[humble gulch]

Oh, that's a lot better

I'm about to reach 700

[manic latch]

Omg. It's the official tv girl

[vestal copper]

i only have 170 lmao

[manic latch]

Love your songs (sarcasm)

[vestal copper]

green beginner

[manic latch]

I know it's not the official lol

[echo sphinx]

oh no

what am i gonna do, play a high Ace?

[manic latch]

Dude...why are the jokers rainbow?

[vestal copper]

is 8 gold stickers in 170 hours goog

[humble gulch]

I don't know why it says I only have 450 hours

[vestal copper]

on decks

[manic latch]

I spent a whole hour today playing balatro
...

[manic latch]

Longest I've played in a game ngl

[vestal copper]

only an hour????

[manic latch]

Yea

[echo sphinx]

place your bets

[vestal copper]

damn you are pretty healthy with it

[manic latch]

1 p.m to 2:14 p.m

[vestal copper]

baron

[manic latch]

So a little over

[humble gulch]

It explodes and you die

[manic latch]

How long have you played?

[vestal copper]

well

[manic latch]

[vestal copper]

170 hours total

[manic latch]

[vestal copper]

like some hour sessions idk

[manic latch]

Rn? How about in one sitting?

[glad aspen]

I mightve overestimated but it is ATLEASTT 200 atp i forget, i was 1 joker off of completionist on my ps4 i think it was like trib ot something, then i bought the mobile version and played with everything unlocked for a while, then i started a new save when i got my ps5 and decided to do the same for my phone recently because it feels better knowing i earned the rights to a joker

[humble gulch]

I think I do have a lot less hours than I thought

[frank grove]

I have like 500 on steam and like god knows on my phone

[manic latch]

How about a jrpg balatro fame

[manic latch]

Game*

[humble gulch]

No

[manic latch]

Imagine

[manic latch]

Yea, the game is already good

[echo sphinx]

its a mime

@glad aspen we did it
its a mime

[manic latch]

But will there be more to balatro?

[glad aspen]

LETS, GO.

[humble gulch]

I hate playing Balatro on console

[manic latch]

I wish I had that memory erasing gun from gravity falls. I really do

[glad aspen]

I can only play with a controller 🫩

Ive been conditioned

[slow iris]

there is actually strategy

[glad aspen]

The click clack of the joysticks when selecting cards is too good

[echo sphinx]

lol

[manic latch]

I guess balatro were the friends we made along the way 😓✌️

[echo sphinx]

what do i take actually

[glad aspen]

Atp reserved has to go again

[echo sphinx]

i either midas the entire deck

or gamble

[humble gulch]

I can even play Geometry Dash with controller, just not Balatro 🥀 🥀 🥀

[manic latch]

Or should I say...the cards

[manic latch]

Isn't it just pressing a button?

[echo sphinx]

uk what

[glad aspen]

You gotta do the funny and take invis

[echo sphinx]

im gonna take the safe option

[humble gulch]

Has a lot more of delay

[echo sphinx]

there are not enough blings

[manic latch]

So why play on a console?

[glad aspen]

But the mime will compensate

[humble gulch]

Cuz it's fun

[glad aspen]

Theres a 1.1 update coming out

[manic latch]

Ur a masochist?

[manic latch]

I wonder what it'll be

[humble gulch]

The mine could provide fuel and gold

[manic latch]

[humble gulch]

Sometimes diamonds

I guess

[manic latch]

Banana

[glad aspen]

Feed me seymour

[humble gulch]

Gosh, diamonds prices are really artificially inflated

[glad aspen]

Inflated 🤤🤤

Bad joke

Sorry

[frank grove]

😭

[humble gulch]

Why would crystallized carbon be so expensive

[humble gulch]

Please, don't talk ❤️‍🩹

[glad aspen]

🫡

[humble gulch]

You're better off making balatro jokes just like me (I'm dying)

[glad aspen]

Better off?

I hardly know er

I hardly know er

[orchid comet]

might need to go scratch a lottery ticket after this

[glad aspen]

I hardly know er

[humble gulch]

Is that a fucking Harley Queen joke?

It was just a typo 😭

[glad aspen]

Yeah...

:/

[humble gulch]

[glad aspen]

[humble gulch]

[glad aspen]

Pov: Wheel Of Fortune

[glad aspen]

AHHH

MY FACE CARD BUILD

[humble gulch]

You shall perish

expired!

[glad aspen]

Im suprised theres no photograph emoji

Or chad

[humble gulch]

I'm glad there's no photograph emoji

Or chad

[glad aspen]

Yk what there is though?

[humble gulch]

My beloved

[glad aspen]

5 COPIES OF BLOODSTONE

[echo sphinx]

I HIT E

BUT WHERES THE STICKR

[glad aspen]

You really need to pivot to steel 🫩

[humble gulch]

You know what I have?

[echo sphinx]

i have like

[humble gulch]

Five copies of polychrome burnt joker

[echo sphinx]

none of the things that make a baronmime work

other than baronmime

[glad aspen]

You have so much money to chariot that red seal and death it

Over and over

[glad aspen]

This is so sexy

[echo sphinx]

i only get 100 dollars

that's like

nothing

[humble gulch]

Flush Fire

[glad aspen]

I LOVE FLUSHES

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Also

Neat joke

[humble gulch]

Thanks

I've mastered the art of Balatro jokes

I'm a jester now

[glad aspen]

Master balating?

Lets move on

[humble gulch]

Master balala

[glad aspen]

Latrolatro balala

[humble gulch]

Bloodstonina ballerina

😭

[glad aspen]

Bloodstonina oopsallrina

[humble gulch]

Oops all brainrot

[glad aspen]

I love oops all bloodstone

With lucky cat

And red seal kings

And dusk

[humble gulch]

Why not red seal fives

[glad aspen]

Wait

I dont use hack like that

[humble gulch]

I love hack

[glad aspen]

I think hack is neat

But im lowkey a sock n buskin nerd

WAIT

WAIT

WIAT

[humble gulch]

Big face corp makes you think that you always have to play face cards

[glad aspen]

Hear me out

[humble gulch]

[glad aspen]

Hear me out

[humble gulch]

It's funny to me cuz I'm .Out

[glad aspen]

Red seal lucky polychrome 5s with paradolia, hack, sock, bloodstone, oops, and luckycat

[humble gulch]

Why have a pair of dolias if you could have a trio of hacks

[glad aspen]

Keep maximum handsize and reduce the need for showman rolls

[humble gulch]

But you have three jokers for two retriggers...

[glad aspen]

...

Shh

[slow iris]

I hate Bloodstone

[glad aspen]

You also hate throwback so opinion invalidated

[humble gulch]

This is a conversation between bloodstone lovers, get out

[slow iris]

throwback and bloodstone deserve to be hated on

[humble gulch]

Throwback is trash tho

[glad aspen]

Right, but thats my ante 8 by round 12 goat

[humble gulch]

MY BLOOD DOESN'T HAVE A D

[echo sphinx]

baronmime is so fun

but

[humble gulch]

Problem solved

[echo sphinx]

im seeing nothing that makes a baronmime work

[humble gulch]

Why would you even do that...

[echo sphinx]

i dont see chariot
dna
negative
spectral
millionaire in balatro

[glad aspen]

Joker unlocks

[humble gulch]

Besides unlocking Merry Andy

Now what

[glad aspen]

We go naninf

[echo sphinx]

welp

uhh

time to go greenstake

back to basics of green joker and rtb

[humble gulch]

I have Vietnam flashbacks with ante 39...

[glad aspen]

Never been

Is it nice?

[humble gulch]

I died at its doors

[glad aspen]

Yikes

One run i havent done yet but i really want to is a perkeo observatory build

[humble gulch]

Three plutos away

💔 💔 💔 💔 💔

[glad aspen]

Yikes 🫩

[humble gulch]

I have my grave traced in paint (I have a picture)

[glad aspen]

😭

I lobe ancient joker sm

[glad aspen]

Oh hey perkeo observatory

[glad aspen]

This is so beautiful, such a shame

[edgy stone]

Guys first time I build straight and it's so good

[humble gulch]

My soul still remains, trapped there (I want to try again but I'm too lazy)

ALRIGHT, I'LL STOP WITH THAT 🥀

I'm laughing at my own jokes, gosh

[edgy stone]

Im waiting for you reach ante 39

[glad aspen]

Id die if my soul was trapped at a SMALL blind that few would see

[edgy stone]

And seed pls

[humble gulch]

Such a small vessel for such a great will

[glad aspen]

Violet vessels little brother

Small blind ante 32

[finite heron]

I feel like when playing naninf a lot of people use king of hearts

[humble gulch]

They're pretty

I like pretty things

[glad aspen]

Looks nice with red seals

[humble gulch]

I'm a straight male

[glad aspen]

"Straight"

[humble gulch]

What do you all mean ❌

😭

[glad aspen]

[finite heron]

It's like a 9,8,7,6,4 it's almost straight

[humble gulch]

That's funny

[glad aspen]

Right theres some wiggle room there

[finite heron]

Just need a bit of strength

LOL

[glad aspen]

Maybe if you had shortcut or 4 finger

[humble gulch]

That one's good

I mean, I box, isn't that enough? ❤️‍🩹

[hard mantle]

yeah yeah yeah, get in 15.99 amazon skirt 🔫

[humble gulch]

I'm not a femboy tho

[hard mantle]

i didnt say you were a femboy

[manic latch]

MILK X MILK

Peace

[hard mantle]

ill stop lol sorry

[humble gulch]

Bruh

[slow iris]

don't have to be

forcefemming bad though 👎

[glad aspen]

Im not even a gurl

[hard mantle]

errrrrrrrr wrong

[humble gulch]

Are you a conscious TV?

[glad aspen]

Arent we all?

[finite heron]

Raising sheep in the mountains sounds better

[humble gulch]

I don't display images on my face tho

[deep sequoia]

whats the benefit of normal card booster packs

i never use them

[humble gulch]

Cards

[finite heron]

R e d s e a l

Blue seal

[slow iris]

finding cards to add to your deck

[finite heron]

Mostly those

[glad aspen]

Everyone does, maybe yours just displays static.

[deep sequoia]

it just feels like you'd have to get lucky for a card you want to dupe

[keen pilot]

Easier to find seals, since the standard packs are more common

[humble gulch]

Mine displays 90% straight male energy

[glad aspen]

Luck in a gambling game????

[keen pilot]

You know how powerful blue seals are? :0

[finite heron]

I hope you never draw a blue seal in your hand

[glad aspen]

Glad we came to an agreement on the 90% straight

[deep sequoia]

i dont think i would consider balatro a gambling game

[humble gulch]

Shut up

[deep sequoia]

if any seal needs to be nerfed its that one so

[finite heron]

Have you ever played balatro with your life on the line

[glad aspen]

Its a game based on the premise of poker, yes its more skill than gambling but that still doesnt mean theres not gambling and luck involved

[edgy stone]

What do you wanna it be?

[fervent pebble]

if you dagger diet cola does it create the tag

[humble gulch]

No

[fervent pebble]

aw

[deep sequoia]

yes someone broke in my house and they told me to do gold stake naneinf on black deck or i would die

[finite heron]

That isn't a sell

[humble gulch]

It says it has to be sold, not destroyed

[glad aspen]

[finite heron]

Who survives that

[glad aspen]

Black deck isnt even that bad fr

[slow iris]

if you're actively looking for a red seal polychrome card then yeah maybe

[finite heron]

G o l d s t a k e

[humble gulch]

I like black deck

[glad aspen]

Goldstake isnt even that hard fr

[finite heron]

Makes my face b l u e (stake)

[echo sphinx]

me with 200 tries on black deck

[humble gulch]

I hate nebula deck so much 🥀

[deep sequoia]

i've seen the idea of it being a temporary level passed around frequently and thatd be cool
plus more benefits for hands with 5 cards as opposed to highcard and pairslop

[finite heron]

Why

[deep sequoia]

is it that common to roll something decent in those

[echo sphinx]

lets make it spawn a random planet :D

[deep sequoia]

least favorite deck oat

[humble gulch]

Way too boring, I'd rather play anaglyph at this point

Plus, that -1 inventory space is horrible (to me)

[edgy stone]

You would die because of old age while still finishing it

[finite heron]

Consume like 9 different crystals balls

What happens if you redeem every voucher

[frank grove]

you just see blank vouchers

[humble gulch]

You get blank

And another blank

And then you get blank

[frank grove]

and wait heres the kicker

another one

[glad aspen]

[slow iris]

purple and blue seals aren't that uncommon

[humble gulch]

Not everything's bad tho

[slow iris]

gold seals too

[humble gulch]

You get to see another blank

Followed by another blank

[finite heron]

Spectral packs never appear when I need them

[edgy stone]

No, spawn your most handplay planet

[glad aspen]

But what if i need to see a blank voucher?

[echo sphinx]

lol

[frank grove]

do they show up in the vouchers redeemed this run screen if you buy the extra blanks?

[humble gulch]

Well, you're in luck, there's dozens of blank vouchers

[humble gulch]

No

[frank grove]

that sucks

[finite heron]

Blank voucher of 87

[edgy stone]

Random planet is 1$ selling? Good too

[glad aspen]

But what if i want a blank voucher?

[humble gulch]

Well, you already redeemed blank

[frank grove]

yeah it should just stack like the deck size does

[humble gulch]

Just wait one or two antes and you'll surely get a blank

[finite heron]

What is the best voucher in game

[glad aspen]

What about if i want a blank voucher though?

[glad aspen]

Blank

[humble gulch]

You explode and die

[finite heron]

I will do things that surpasses the human imagination

[glad aspen]

A blank voucher that does... nothing?

[deep sequoia]

i think the upgrade for overstock i forget the name of or antimatter

[humble gulch]

The clover ones, you can buy anything with them

I find it clever that you can get extra vouchers by skipping

You can get up to twelve

[finite heron]

What if blank voucher didn't have a upgrade path

[deep sequoia]

it would suck but it'd be funny

[finite heron]

Exist to just waste your time

[glad aspen]

Thatd be funny, itd be like wheel but worse

[humble gulch]

Top 10 ways rich get to show their money

[slow iris]

the extra hand vouchers are nice

[finite heron]

How many discards can you get in a single game

[frank grove]

merry andy does exist

[finite heron]

Yes

But like

[humble gulch]

Technically infinite

[finite heron]

There is a limited

Amou5 of money

You can earn

So what is the theoretical limiy

[deep sequoia]

merry andy plus the 2 vouchers and drunkard on red deck is 9 i think

[frank grove]

with bean bug, anhk ectos with perkeo quite a lot

[crisp perch]

This was such a goofy build 😭

[humble gulch]

Naneinf

[deep sequoia]

unless you roll a showman

[crisp perch]

Was running A-5 straight 😭

[fervent pebble]

sick

[smoky niche]

got pair to level 61 with 3 copies of burnt joker, sold them all and got stickers on random jokers

[finite heron]

What if Mr bones saved you without any requirement but only above ante 39

[humble gulch]

If you have naneinf money every round, you get to spend naneinf money every shop, that's like 1e308÷50 drunkards and 1e308÷300 merry andys

[smoky niche]

powerful

[deep sequoia]

if you get enough money this means infinite antes

[finite heron]

I mean

[humble gulch]

Well, that divided by 950

[finite heron]

It's better than flat lining

[humble gulch]

All that multiplied by 117

[frank grove]

Do you guys know about that one run someone did that lasted like 180 hours or something crazy

[deep sequoia]

was a sloth playing

[finite heron]

Super evil boss blind that cube roots your mult and chips and scoring

[edgy stone]

Mr bones cannot save you. Because you cannot reach 1/4 of naneinf

[finite heron]

Did you read

[smoky niche]

i just realised that i forgot to keep a burnt to sticker him as well

might be stupid

[echo sphinx]

having 4 jokers leads to tough chocies

[edgy stone]

I remembered Dr said that in a video

[humble gulch]

So, the theoretical limit of discards is 1e250 or something like that multiplied by 117

[finite heron]

Why'd you calculate this

[deep sequoia]

painted decks downside is never justifiable

[humble gulch]

You asked

[finite heron]

Fair enough

[humble gulch]

🥺

[finite heron]

Thanks

[slow iris]

the extra handsize is pretty nice though

sometimes makes me forget i only have 4 joker slots to work with

[edgy stone]

Sr misunderstood

[humble gulch]

He's a mister, and if I know anything about him I know he would never be under a stood

[fervent pebble]

when should i dagger the egg

[humble gulch]

Once you need the mult

[fervent pebble]

sure

[crisp perch]

Why am I playing joker less 😭

[humble gulch]

Jokerless but you have a x4 once

[frank grove]

this one guy 164 hours into a single run had 349 discards so

[finite heron]

How do you do this???

[fringe nebula]

how tf did you reach ante 4 with this goofy ahh setup

[frank grove]

have 40 million dollars, roll forever

[slow iris]

egg carry

[crisp perch]

There was an ice cream that was hard carrying and a mult king

Literally couldn’t get anything else

[humble gulch]

That egg is way too powerful

[crisp perch]

Timed ice cream btw 😭

[slow iris]

two blue seals on painted deck in ante 1

[humble gulch]

I can't fucking sleep

[frank grove]

He also did a "most discards run" in that one he reached 368 discards at the very end of ante 39

[edgy stone]

Could be jokerless run. Spam planet and steel card carry

[slow iris]

it basically was

[humble gulch]

She needs one sticker tho

[slow iris]

nah i already got the last sticker

[humble gulch]

Bruh

How it felt carying a mad joker since ante two

[fervent pebble]

xmult jokers never exist when you need them i swear

[slow iris]

ignoring egg it would've been if i wasn't going for stickers

[humble gulch]

Who needs them

Make your own xmult

[fervent pebble]

tru

[humble gulch]

1 green joker > 2 green jokers > 4 green jokers > 8 green jokers > 16 green jokers > 32 green jokers

[slow iris]

painted deck is fun

[humble gulch]

That -1 joker slot doesn't let me have my double greenbo comfortably

I don't like painted

[slow iris]

maybe you'll change your mind once you do painted++

[echo sphinx]

ikr

[humble gulch]

I won't

[echo sphinx]

like i can actually play 4oak

[humble gulch]

I'm doing house++

[echo sphinx]

or spam runner every hand

or

[frank grove]

that one doctor

[echo sphinx]

infinite mime trigers

thonk

[humble gulch]

I'll have a medical degree after this

Or three kids

Who knows

[white flint]

am i tripping cus why is supernova not called "scaling" in balatrodle

[fringe nebula]

definitely vagabond

vagabond on painted deck is just

[echo sphinx]

oh yeah EVEN MORE HAND SIZE

[fringe nebula]

🔥

[humble gulch]

Hand size it's just like cheese

[fringe nebula]

now we just need to find a purple/blue/red seal

[humble gulch]

You never have enough

[slow iris]

painted deck + troubadour

[echo sphinx]

FRIC

HOLY SHIT WHAT

[humble gulch]

Black deck 2

[fringe nebula]

take fortune teller

and also invis

[echo sphinx]

take both damnit

i haev temp

[slow iris]

black deck but better

[fringe nebula]

fortune teller scales as fast as grimbo here

thanks to vagabond

[echo sphinx]

YEAHHHH

[humble gulch]

Three jokers slots

[echo sphinx]

nah grimbo is outscaled by vaga ft

cuz fool and emperor

[slow iris]

double vagabond incoming

[fringe nebula]

nah

more handsize

double juggler

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/694849009411555379.png?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

you should probably look for a red seal now

[echo sphinx]

or i could sell it later

[white flint]

wth balatrodle

[echo sphinx]

i should look for S E A L S

[slow iris]

double troubadour

[fringe nebula]

you know how bonkers vagabond is the moment you have red seal

[white flint]

how is popcorn a scaling joker and supernova not

[echo sphinx]

varv spoken thy truth

time to gold red seal n stuff

[fringe nebula]

nah

red seal steel

or glass

vagabond is a death factory

wait what

[humble gulch]

Because popcorn scales in size once you cook it

[fringe nebula]

balatro out of context : vagabond is a death factory

[slow iris]

supernova technically doesn't have any scaling values and ig you could say popcorn scales but downwards

[humble gulch]

And supernovas shrink over time

🤓

[echo sphinx]

L O L

[slow iris]

called it

[fringe nebula]

this one is still my weirdest vagabond run

[echo sphinx]

how do u even lose at this rate

????????

[fervent pebble]

cool

[echo sphinx]

YOURE KIDDING

[humble gulch]

Sell one vagabond

[fervent pebble]

half these challenges seem so boring

[misty idol]

yall should i log onto balatro and do a gold stake or try for highscore 🤔

[fervent pebble]

gold

gold gold gold gold gold

which should i play

[misty idol]

researchers have found that you actually lose 100% of the gold stake runs you dont play

[slow iris]

high score gold stake

[misty idol]

including the ones where you win

[obsidian lotus]

Im doing jokerless challenge atm and I was wondering why doesnt it save where I was when I quit to menuµ

[slow iris]

the game only saves at certain points

[misty idol]

Albert and Einstein

[misty idol]

mad word, lux tax, and non-perishable are all deadass free you should do those ones

[echo sphinx]

lol

every card enhanced

what in the double vaga double ft

why is one sus

[fervent pebble]

yea i was thinking that

xray vision seems so annoying to do

ty rare tag

[echo sphinx]

i love this challenge

[fervent pebble]

full house build already

[echo sphinx]

lol

here, win

[fervent pebble]

oooou

[echo sphinx]

HERE WIN

WIN SOME MOREEEE

[fervent pebble]

damn ok

[smoky niche]

c+ complete time to c++

[fervent pebble]

do ur challenges

[echo sphinx]

sorry im like flexing this seed

HAVE SOME CHIPSSSSS

i give u later to have fun

YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.

oh its atriboulet

ok dont tkae this one lol

lol.

[fervent pebble]

god run

[echo sphinx]

i greeded too hard again

YEJEWZTU

go ham

[fervent pebble]

thanks

[echo sphinx]

wait i just realized

how to pug in seed in challenge runs

ehhh we'll figure it out

[eager summit]

thoughts on reserved pareidolia?

[echo sphinx]

looks cool

[molten thicket]

not that good

decent ig

[echo sphinx]

think of the greed

play one random ass 6

[molten thicket]

its 2 joker slots for not that much money

[echo sphinx]

5 dllars per hand

[eager summit]

negative

[eager summit]

the snake tho

[molten thicket]

what if it fucks you every hand like bloodstone

[echo sphinx]

u wont cuz money is not scoring

[molten thicket]

plus you can always discard for face cards yk

[fervent pebble]

i love mail in

[echo sphinx]

faceless pareidolia is better methink

h m

business card paredolia

[molten thicket]

faceless pareidolia is better

[echo sphinx]

or just get whatever this is

just get 6 specific jokers fr

[molten thicket]

instead of having to dig for face cards you just discard 3 random and its a free $5

[echo sphinx]

here, win

[fervent pebble]

🥹

[echo sphinx]

gambling how many rounds it lives

it wont live

[fervent pebble]

im probably going to stop loving it once i finally swap off of red deck

[eager summit]

faceless, mail, reserved, business, bull, pareidolia, bootstraps and yorick would go hard

[echo sphinx]

h m m m m . . .

[eager summit]

damn

[echo sphinx]

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

[eager summit]

strength and death

[echo sphinx]

oh it died

gros michel is actually ilke not dying on the spot

[obsidian lotus]

its been done, last boss was violet vessel but I got through

Jokerless officially finished thanks all

[eager summit]

now do it gold stake black deck

[obsidian lotus]

Id rather not

[eager summit]

lol

[quartz crypt]

whats black deck do again

[eager summit]

+1 joker slot -1 hand

[quartz crypt]

i c

[eager summit]

only a detriment on jokerless

[quartz crypt]

yeah makes sense

[fervent pebble]

oh my god bruh

[eager summit]

skill issue

[quartz crypt]

shpould have rerlooolled

rerolled*

[fervent pebble]

truth

whyd they ban plant but not this

[tidal pawn]

Still need some sort of challenge

[eager summit]

just go into the code and delete pareidolia

[fervent pebble]

nvm it was easy i just discarded every low card until i got 4oak

🐟

[eager summit]

fih

[echo sphinx]

my dumbass bought seed monis voucher on green deck

[fervent pebble]

you made me realise i did the same thing

seed money on mad world

[echo sphinx]

HAHHAHAHAHAHA

we twinning frfr

[fervent pebble]

tbf seed money is usually an insta buy

getting the little stake tags on jokers feels so nice

trio from the rare tag and wily from the negative tag

game is blessing me today

[vernal breach]

Whats the most money yall made? Mine is 6k

[lyric wave]

just enough to unlock satellite

[obsidian lotus]

well this boss is more annoying than I remembered

[lyric wave]

rippp

[molten thicket]

12k

on a bmime run

[obsidian lotus]

486

[echo sphinx]

did u get it

[echo sphinx]

100 cuz idk how to get 10k on a baronmime run

[echo sphinx]

how

[worthy tinsel]

gs tierlist before doing a new file

[molten thicket]

always online rebate + a ton of bp/bs

[worthy tinsel]

Yes

[humble dune]

Does crimson bean glitch work with other jokers?

[echo sphinx]

ohh

thats what im missing

i have literally none of it

[glad smelt]

Why Balatro doesn’t add new stakes?

[shell dagger]

yes

[glad smelt]

Jokerless is just luck based, rest of the game is just easy

[shell dagger]

bean is just the most potent

[glad smelt]

I’d love some new ones

[humble dune]

I think the game is perfect

Thanks local thunk

[worthy tinsel]

Ticket works too

[echo sphinx]

i think ticket is more sus

[fervent pebble]

why is your screen a box

[echo sphinx]

holy shit how many negatives

[fringe nebula]

2 business card hits out of 10 played face cards

🗿

[worthy tinsel]

Yes

[fervent pebble]

how do you play orange stake

everything is a perishable dude

[fringe nebula]

well you see

there's this joker that i would sell because it's no longer usable

and i only use it to survive the earlygame

[fervent pebble]

🐟

[echo sphinx]

how tho

[worthy tinsel]

Get a lot of money

I used gold ticket with army

And sock

[fringe nebula]

also, money

if you have more money to reroll, you will see more jokers that aren't perishable

[echo sphinx]

money

[solid bronze]

does anyone know where my half joker is?

[fervent pebble]

cant decide

[echo sphinx]

lets go gambling

[vestal copper]

pants

[fervent pebble]

ty

[echo sphinx]

pants

[solid bronze]

i'm a hologram rider but pants this time

i hate playing round ride the bus gng

[stone shell]

im so pissed that half joker doesnt have half the cardback and its just a compressed version ofnjt

[stone shell]

bro the face card situation should never get that bad :sob"

unless you literally bottomdecked all of it

[solid bronze]

my rng is just wonderful

[vestal copper]

😭 😭😭😭

[stone shell]

wait can't you just highcard the 2

[solid bronze]

i did
and lost

[vestal copper]

they die if they do that

taxevasion~1

u were either dead or dead and its sad

[solid bronze]

i was dead AND broke

[potent mirage]

.....

Omg...

[vestal copper]

unlucky

[fervent pebble]

judgement gave me card sharp

🥹

[vestal copper]

[solid bronze]

well gg

[edgy stone]

Should I take Cavendish?

[simple quail]

Yes. Banana forever

[solid bronze]

yes

[edgy stone]

I have a lot of steel card, being wonder mime is better?

[vestal copper]

Cavendish is almost always a yes

[terse vale]

mime is better

[solid bronze]

my banana dosen't want to explode

[terse vale]

mime is already a 2.25x anyways

[solid bronze]

i love ceritificate and hologram

[fervent pebble]

stimulationmaxxing with the show in the corner 🥹

[solid bronze]

true

STOP WITH THIS SATAN

[fervent pebble]

had a run a while ago where i skipped it

[solid bronze]

amber acorn is the only existing boss atp

[vestal copper]

freember freecorn

[fervent pebble]

immolate destroyed all the worst cards in the pack

sick

[vestal copper]

[green vale]

Should I run zodiac deck or ghost deck

[vestal copper]

zodiac 🐐

[solid bronze]

zodiac

HE'S ALWAYS HERE

[green vale]

God dammit I wish one of all said ghost deck

Ohwell

[solid bronze]

greed killed me

[vestal copper]

do black to instantly get humbled and git gud :clueless:

[solid bronze]

luckily i'm finished with this deck

[vestal copper]

im on black purple rn

[solid bronze]

good luck

[vestal copper]

thank

[green vale]

I accidentally sold a joker that I just bought

I'm going to fucking reset my run

[vestal copper]

what was it

[green vale]

Space joker

[vestal copper]

well

thats not that bad ig but still sad

[green vale]

Eh

Could he worse

Dude is my typing skills on my phone ass Jesus's Christian

.

[stark charm]

No more level 35 straight?

[green vale]

Fuck you autocorrect

[vernal breach]

Ehm excuse me?

[solid bronze]

i barely beat the flint

[echo sphinx]

chipsmaxxing deck vs violet vessel

who would win

WHERE ARE THE TAROTS

I SWEAR THEY DONT EXIST

[solid bronze]

THANK YOU GAME

[echo sphinx]

i hate this run

it gievs no tarots

[solid bronze]

ante 8, still no real jokers

I HAVE 7 HANDS AND A DREAM

[echo sphinx]

this some plasma ahh scoring

[fervent pebble]

having no eco is so miserable

[solid bronze]

WE ARE BALATRO

no real jokers

[fervent pebble]

you have no real jokers and will die ante 8 ❤️

[vestal copper]

we are balatro we carry the mult

[solid bronze]

half a buck per round

[vestal copper]

all of your jokers are real fym 😭

negative rebate momento

[smoky niche]

what if they made positive jokers that took up 2 slots

[vestal copper]

positive jokers that are oversaturateds from cryptid :clueless:

surely good game design

[solid bronze]

IT'S ALWAYS SUPERNOVA AND HALF

[vestal copper]

its always a here,win

[fervent pebble]

is orange stake just resetting until you get lucky

[solid bronze]

my banana exploded

[solid bronze]

ante 1 riff-raff

[supple quiver]

balatro hates me 💔
abandoned deck run, full deck of foil empress gold seal 4s, hack + blueprint + yorick, had showman the entire time
the only cool thing i saw from ante 5 through 12 was 3 more showmen 😭

[solid bronze]

WHERE ARE MY PAIRS

[supple quiver]

idol would've sent me into the stratosphere but i couldn't get it

[solid bronze]

you just gotta get the new one

[supple quiver]

true

the new showman will be good

[solid bronze]

all of balatro is just pair, flush five or high card

the

i lost due to greed

IT'S ALWAYS HALFSIES

+mult only

[glossy forge]

My glass joker is at 1.75x. does he go in place of the campfire

Or i might replace the summit

[solid bronze]

I'M DEAD

[latent egret]

summit, except if bus is very low

[sleek valley]

how much money did i need to unlock that one joker

[molten thicket]

summit probably

[solid bronze]

i think 400 is for satelite?

idk i unlocked it ages ago with anaglyph + double tags + investment tag

[flat warren]

Yea it’s $400 unseeded

[tidal pawn]

What's the requirement for stone joker to show up?

[solid bronze]

the hook and greenbo

[noble mango]

i wish for :the_needle: emoji

[solid bronze]

have 1 stone card in deck

steel = steel
gold = ticket
lucky = cat

[solid bronze]

and glass is glass

[ivory portal]

riffraff gave me two two pair jokers in one ante

[tidal pawn]

Ok tyty, stone and glass are the two jokers I'm missing from my collection

[solid bronze]

i also couldn't find glass in unseeded

[ivory portal]

This is quite nice

[solid bronze]

discards do not exist

i'm too strong to scale greenbo

[noble mango]

love it when riff raff gave me bananas and egg

[solid bronze]

do not diss egg

[noble mango]

and then popcorn just the round after

they Litereally cooked food

(i sold them all to feed campfire) so it doesn't even matter

[tidal pawn]

does it go to your collection if the run is seeded?

[solid bronze]

build of despair

[solid bronze]

it does not

[tidal pawn]

figured, but thought i'd check

[echo sphinx]

whats the hook and grimbo again

[noble mango]

what if egg increases it's price by 4

[solid bronze]

discard 2 hand hook, +1 mult if played -1 mult if discarded greenbo

and it just loops into 0 mult

[noble mango]

nah it would be a better gold joker

[tidal pawn]

uhh, then it'd probably increase by 4

[echo sphinx]

o h .

[noble mango]

wait hold on

does gold joker's cash affect interest

[echo sphinx]

yeah its indeed Sisyphean

[noble mango]

or it's given after interest

[solid bronze]

DOUBLE TEMPERENCE 🗣️

[solid bronze]

after finishing the round it gives 4 bucks

[tidal pawn]

it's given the same time as interest

so no it wouldn't affect it

[noble mango]

so do i get more interest or no

oh

[solid bronze]

I'M ON ANTE 6 ALREADY?!

[noble mango]

but rebate does right?

[tidal pawn]

yea, because that's given during the round

[noble mango]

how bout gold card and mime

since they are on the end

[solid bronze]

after scoring

[echo sphinx]

gold is before interest so ye

[cloud sinew]

theyre after scoring but before interest

[noble mango]

ah thanks

[echo sphinx]

scoring the gold with a joker is also before interest

it also works the other way with things that deduct cash

eg Rental

[tidal pawn]

to make it easy for you, you know how at the end of the round it shows the interest and stuff? if it's given before that then it affects the interest, but if it's shown during that screen then it wont

[solid bronze]

vessel = i'm dead
amber = 50/50
cerulean = 50/50
leaf = 50/50
heart = i'm dead

[tidal pawn]

i hope that made sense

[echo sphinx]

rip

[cloud sinew]

how is acorn 50/50

[noble mango]

ah

[cloud sinew]

acorn is ridiculously easy

[solid bronze]

knowing me

[cloud sinew]

You just hold banner

[noble mango]

what could heart possibly disable that ruins the run

[echo sphinx]

just figure out where the banner is

[noble mango]

wish it disables egg

[cloud sinew]

and then the boss does nothing

[cloud sinew]

By holding it. You dont even need to spend a hand

[echo sphinx]

right. oops

[cloud sinew]

press select blind and then hold banner before it gets flipped and shuffled

[solid bronze]

well fuck me anyway

[willow frost]

theyre speechless at this knowledge

[noble mango]

amber acorn only does something when you do have blueprint brainstorm

[stone shell]

even if you dont know the banner hold trick the jokers arent pinned in acorn 😭

just find where the xmult text is and drag that joker to the right

[cloud sinew]

Also banner is your only eternal

[solid bronze]

i lost to the easiest boss blind ever

[cloud sinew]

so you can check if theyre sellable and know that its banner if it isnt sellable

[willow frost]

your build confuses me

[stone shell]

acorn buff when 😔

[solid bronze]

no xmult in sight

[stone shell]

its just joker powered scoring with 1 too many +mults

[noble mango]

shuffles your jokers into your deck

[stone shell]

aha acorns biggest mistake was giving me the ability to play a high card jimbo

ggez i win

[willow frost]

2 too many and egg for whatever reason lol

[solid bronze]

egg was carrying the scoring

[willow frost]

i see

[noble mango]

so you litereally have to find them to put it back in the joker slot
(gl with those big ahh decks)

[stone shell]

i mean i think not selling grimbo and red card is fine since theyre both contributing quite a bit

[noble mango]

nah
what about this
every single hand/discard
your jokers are shuffled

[stone shell]

half joker could probably go for an xmult if they saw one

[stone shell]

thats just purely annoying 😭

[willow frost]

i cant fully blame them if they really saw no xmult though

[noble mango]

at least it's better than being piss easy

[stone shell]

nah at least amber gives you the knowledge check to see if youve became one with balatro yet

shuffling your jimbos every hand is just hella annoying to work with

[solid bronze]

OH MY GOD

[noble mango]

if you want to be really evil

randomize your jokers to random jokers
(R.I.P your build)

[stone shell]

:cooked:

[willow frost]

this will kill you every time without fail lmao

[echo sphinx]

make it worse

[solid bronze]

thank you misprint for

0

mult

[stone shell]

Amber Acorn

When Blind is selected, shuffles your deck

ggez