🕹・game-discussion

[lime remnant]

i know bro im js saying 🥹

[young sand]

its js depends on ur deck right?

[lime remnant]

basically

[young sand]

tysm

[keen pilot]

All jokers can be good in their own way.
Of course though some are useful more often, some are useful less often

[lime remnant]

i mean some joker are pretty good

[quartz salmon]

Ah gg

[lime remnant]

green joker square joker starter pack

[frank notch]

splash + pareidolia + midas + vampire is nigh impossible

3 specific uncommons and a common

[lime remnant]

just like bloodstone 💀

[pale wolf]

yea people have done it

[lime remnant]

like actually?

[pale wolf]

yes

[lime remnant]

is there a video

[pale wolf]

many

[lime remnant]

crazy

[keen pilot]

ok, hold up.. I almost have it..

[lime remnant]

needs like insane luck yes?

[pale wolf]

https://youtu.be/393RyKvmWfE here's gold stake black deck jokerless

[molten thicket]

damn

[keen pilot]

The only problem is I don't think I have enough cards in my deck

[pale wolf]

thats the hardest variation

[molten thicket]

57 cards is prob way enough for naneinf

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[eager summit]

now without card enhancements

[pale wolf]

the real wave is no blue seals

[young sand]

what does credit card even do guys?

[pale wolf]

lets you spend past 0

[eager summit]

wonders

[lime remnant]

like i guess bro

demon

[pale wolf]

its not great but it's like luchador for finances

[lime remnant]

immolate erosion on a jokerless run

son

[molten thicket]

the legendary ccitbp

[keen pilot]

But less than half of it is steel, and if I'm doing the Serpent, then I still need to discard a bunch of cards to draw all of them

[molten thicket]

oh hm

not fully steeled is pretty dangerous

i think you can prob try digging for dna before a24 final boss and dupe some cards

[lime remnant]

not enough dna?

[keen pilot]

Yeah, I had to sell it for sixth sense to even get this far

[versed sable]

lmao-

very scuffed looking

[pale wolf]

ccibpt

[lime remnant]

black hole 😊

is reserved parking a good econ joker

i find it very good

[molten thicket]

its alright

[lime remnant]

what about business card

trash?

[molten thicket]

its also alright

[lime remnant]

cant get business card to generate a lot of money

[deft anvil]

One of the silliest runs ever (every negative was natural)

[lime remnant]

do i need like oops or smth for business to work

[keen pilot]

This is pretty good tho

[deft anvil]

I took an oujia for the lols earlier

[molten thicket]

convert your golds to steel

[lime remnant]

its time to death all your gold to steel folk

[deft anvil]

Not yet

[molten thicket]

for econ just take a rebate

[deft anvil]

You got 2 more antes

Unless I forgot how fast it scales again

[molten thicket]

it is wayy too late for gold

[pale wolf]

how many balatro's are there

[keen pilot]

Yeah, I am converting them slowly

[lime remnant]

well they already have like 3k cash or smth

[deft anvil]

Ou

Mb

[lime remnant]

ante 24 is bad

[pale wolf]

transmutation

[keen pilot]

but also

HECK YEAH, WE'RE SO BACK

[lime remnant]

thats a naneinf

yippee

[keen pilot]

These two random cards I just added because I was so desperate, I started to manually make more steel kings with deaths and fools

[echo sphinx]

they're fighting lol

runner +15
cant runner, +4 consolation price

[keen pilot]

Just what I need /j

[sand lily]

Jokers I still need to gold sticker: Reserved parking, Cloud 9, Mr. Bones, Showman, Merry Andy, Invisible Joker

[versed sable]

nope
i took one of each because i have a random satellite lmao

[abstract vapor]

What do I sell here, my high card is lv 3

[versed sable]

sixth sense probably

[sand lily]

sixth sense

[abstract vapor]

I still want the red seal

So not sure

I would just sell the bull here but I'm not sure if survive

[sand lily]

You have no guarantee you'd get a red seal

[viral raft]

Reserved is kinda nice imo

[abstract vapor]

I mean I get basically 2 spectral every round

There's a good chance I get one

[sand lily]

It's good for held in hand builds

[echo sphinx]

holy shit i won

[viral raft]

like in shoot to the moon build can be really really good econ

also in early game is really nice

some free money

[sand lily]

plus oops guarantees. I had oops + reserved parking + pareidolia once

[viral raft]

that's cool, Oops is nice but it's not always something that you can find

that's why people hate bloodstone

[sand lily]

it seems to show up whenever I don't need it

[viral raft]

yep

[sand lily]

Just like pareidolia

[viral raft]

😭

Pareidolia is really bad, is not useless but it seems like thoses jokers that cryptid made because how funny is just faces

is just really specific

literally only works in canio, parking and maybe in a face build if you suck at deck fixing

[echo sphinx]

YEHAHHH MY GREATEST JOKER

[viral raft]

Photograph as second place it would be just so sad 😭

or so funny

[vernal breach]

I have no idea what should I copy in this situation

[viral raft]

maybe vampire?

[echo sphinx]

eehhehehehehe

MORE RETRIGGERS

[keen pilot]

pretty decent

[echo sphinx]

GIVE ME FOIL
GIVE MY HIEROPHANT
GIVE ME HACK
AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[vernal breach]

Proly yeah but erosion is at 36 and bull gives 246 chips

I think Im gonna copy erosion

[viral raft]

depends if you have good planet level

[vernal breach]

Not really

[viral raft]

mmmm probably erosion?

[wet burrow]

i was in that spot lst night, but did not find burglar 🙁

wouldve had the naneinf

[vernal breach]

Yeah

[echo sphinx]

STEP ONE
GET HIEROPHANT

[keen pilot]

Well, I got $5k to spend, I'd hope it's enough to find it xP

[green apex]

gl

[wet burrow]

i rolled down like 6 shops with 1000 every time

[keen pilot]

o-o

[wet burrow]

917 rerolls

[echo sphinx]

step 2
win violet because the wee is at 1000

lol

[green vale]

i just prayed to baron and lucky cards + 2XMult flushes to do the job

[keen pilot]

omg, I think I found something horrible in my deck..

Yup, there it is

bean bug time!! :D /j

[tender lotus]

How does x mult actually work

[keen pilot]

Hm?

[green apex]

multiplies your mult

🔥

[green apex]

you got bean?

gl

[keen pilot]

Nah

[green apex]

nvm

[tender lotus]

Yeah but what happens when you have two x milt jokers next to each other

[arctic gazelle]

chat i cannot for the life of me beat the tutorial

someone help

[shell dagger]

they each multiply your score

slow the game down

so you can see it happen

[arctic gazelle]

i cant beat the tutorial

can someone help me

[tender lotus]

So I have yorick and photo so 4x 2x

[untold onyx]

are you trying to beat the tutorial seed or are you somehow stuck at the tutorial of the game? Typically most players die in the tutorial and just start another run

[green vale]

what do you mean you cant beat the tutorial?

[shell dagger]

the photo triggers when the first face card triggers, then yorick triggers when the jokers trigger

[arctic gazelle]

i just got the game

[tender lotus]

So placement doesn’t matter?

[arctic gazelle]

and cannot beat it bcuz this is my first deck roguelike game

[untold onyx]

did you lose the run?

[arctic gazelle]

and im gonna prob get slay the spire 2 after this but not the point

[shell dagger]

in that case it doesnt

but you have bs so placement does matter

[arctic gazelle]

many times accidently skipped the tutorial thing now im stuck

[tender lotus]

What should i bs then?

Plasma deck btw

[frank notch]

i love scumming violet vessel with bones

[shell dagger]

depends on your base mult

a low base mult will potentially prefer to copy scary face

[keen pilot]

Multiplication order doesn't matter
However, if you got +mult, you gotta place it before Xmult

[tender lotus]

Essentially base multi

[untold onyx]

there is no way to replay the tutorial unfortunately, at least not the instructions, i can help you with whatever part might be confusing if you just ask

[tender lotus]

Okay

[arctic gazelle]

no like i actually cant beat the run

[shell dagger]

what does this mean

what number is it

[tender lotus]

I’ve used zero planet cards

[shell dagger]

probably just copy scary face then

[untold onyx]

is the pop-up of jimbo explaining the rules of the game still showing up? otherwise you shouldn't worry about not winning runs early on, it takes a while until you get your first win

[tender lotus]

Okay

[keen pilot]

I found him, but too early unfortunately..

[untold onyx]

i can help you understand any aspects of the game that you might have missed out on the explanation of

[arctic gazelle]

no i skipped that and cannot get past the small blind

[green apex]

huh

did you beat ante 24

[keen pilot]

Nope

[green apex]

aw

you are not rerolling right

[shell dagger]

send a video

[arctic gazelle]

video?

of?

[shell dagger]

of you unable to get past small blind

[green apex]

you can

new save

🔥

[arctic gazelle]

okay

[untold onyx]

if you click the run info button you can see how different poker hands are made, you play cards together to make poker hands and try to score enough to beat the blind

[untold onyx]

i believe the tutorial doesn't repeat no matter what

[echo sphinx]

speculative value dna

[untold onyx]

plenty of new saves and it doesn't show up

[arctic gazelle]

IM TRYING TO DO THE FREAKIN STRAIGHT CARD THINGY BUT I CANT GET IT RIGHT

[shell dagger]

go for a flush

[green apex]

a bit too speculative

[arctic gazelle]

I CANT I DONT GET THE CARDS man

[green apex]

oh

thats the problem?

[echo sphinx]

not anymore

[green apex]

close the game and reopen it

[green apex]

omg

hack

hiker

🔥

ultimate chips!!

[shell dagger]

send a video then

[untold onyx]

could you get a screenshot at least of your current run?

[arctic gazelle]

restarted the game

[echo sphinx]

what do i take

[arctic gazelle]

hold on

[echo sphinx]

thinking beans

[green vale]

soda!!!

[echo sphinx]

but need second opinions

[shell dagger]

blue

[green apex]

BEANNNN

[versed sable]

bro go away

[echo sphinx]

lol yall saying different things

[green apex]

bean gives a ridiculous amount of econ but blue is better short term

[echo sphinx]

go duke it out ig

[green vale]

soda because you can like uhh

double tag

:D

[arctic gazelle]

after discards btw I CANT man

[echo sphinx]

im thinking beans so i can get that 2 foil much more reliably

[green apex]

uhm im sorry what is this

[echo sphinx]

lol

[shell dagger]

so play the jacks and throw away the non heart suits

[versed sable]

i can't take the blueprint :(

[green apex]

no like the setup

[echo sphinx]

bro how are you in the $300k

[green apex]

is this flush five

i cant tell

[keen pilot]

I guess that's ggs

[green vale]

Dont aim for straights, Flushes and two pairs are probbably your best hands at start

[green apex]

ggs

naneinf woo

[shell dagger]

not 2 pair

[echo sphinx]

woop

[versed sable]

baron mime with bean glitch

[arctic gazelle]

last hand

[green apex]

oh

fire

[shell dagger]

send a video of the full round

inbetween screenshots aren’t helping

[green vale]

hey it works for me man

[keen pilot]

You got a straight

[green apex]

if you got 3/4 out of the 5 cards in a straight, its worth going for it

[arctic gazelle]

I CANT DO A STRAIGHT FOR SOME REASON

[shell dagger]

you need at least 3 2pairs to oneshot round 1, that’s terrible

[shell dagger]

ur not gonna get any help if you don’t send a video

[arctic gazelle]

bruh

i dont have any software that i can record with

[shell dagger]

okay

why can’t you play the straight here

[green apex]

uhm take 100 screenshots, put them together to make a video

🔥

[arctic gazelle]

it doesnt play a straight

[echo sphinx]

ship it

[shell dagger]

show what it plays

[green vale]

9 8 7 6 5

[indigo mesa]

if i sell rebate and DNA, ecto hits brainstorm here. i know immolate is better but i can literally never find ecto in these endless runs… thoughts?

[shell dagger]

i know

[green vale]

yeah it's right there

[green apex]

wily as well

[indigo mesa]

no i savescummed

[indigo mesa]

i dont need to sell wily

[arctic gazelle]

wait so does a Q card work with a straight????

[echo sphinx]

GOD WHERE ARE THE CHIP JOKERS

[median grove]

how can i improve my 4oak / full house run?

[green apex]

yeah

[shell dagger]

it can

[green apex]

why wouldnt it

all cards work with straights

[viral ledge]

im so mad

[echo sphinx]

yaeh

[arctic gazelle]

well i use the Q 9 8 7 6 and it didnt work in the past

[indigo mesa]

why tf are u taking rare tags on gold stake 😭

[median grove]

are you talking to me?

[viral ledge]

idk what im doing

[shell dagger]

because you are missing the J 10

[green vale]

A K Q J 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 A

[indigo mesa]

fair enough lol

[echo sphinx]

no i m jus tscreaming

[green apex]

skips are never worth on gold stake except ante 1 investment

[arctic gazelle]

J 10????

[shell dagger]

Jack 10

[echo sphinx]

your setup is good

sorry

[arctic gazelle]

u need a J and a 10?

[green vale]

a jack and and 10

[green apex]

yeahe

[shell dagger]

do you know what a straight is

[green vale]

yeah

[median grove]

youre right though i dont have any chip jokers!

[echo sphinx]

some planets is probably enough to fill in the chip gap @median grove

[shell dagger]

you need 5 consecutive cards in descending order

[green apex]

thats the real question

[median grove]

what jokers should i look out for?

[indigo mesa]

im just gonna do immolate and pray to the fucking heavens that i can find ecto later on because i swear to god it just does not show up

[median grove]

youre right though i dont have any chip jokers!

[stone shell]

pro tip skips on gold stake is generally never worth it asides early investment tag

[echo sphinx]

uhhhhhhhh

[arctic gazelle]

im i blind???? i saw the straight info as J 9 8 7 6

[echo sphinx]

id say find some xmult

[green apex]

@arctic gazelle click on run info and hover above each pokerhand

[green apex]

you need a 10

[echo sphinx]

that stencil could work as a simple x2 mult

[green apex]

or 5

[stone shell]

maybe arguements for coupon and holographic ante 1 but meh

[arctic gazelle]

🤑

[stone shell]

do people still take holographic ante 1 skips when i was here a few years ago that was still somewhat considered

[green apex]

you probably could sell half joker for stencil

[arctic gazelle]

ok after that info i beat it lmao ty

[green apex]

if you're playing 4oak and full houses that exceeds 3 cards

[echo sphinx]

lol

[brave goblet]

clutch tribe

[stone shell]

buy tribe for the gold sticker :copium:

[echo sphinx]

not Gold stake

orange

sadge

[stone shell]

erm

[echo sphinx]

if i was playing blue yellow then ye

[stone shell]

speculative 0% chance of a spectral that increases your stake by 1

[keen pilot]

The descending order of the cards is A K Q J 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 (A)
So yeah, to make a Q-high straight, you need to play Q J 10 9 8

[arctic gazelle]

holy i almost one shotted the big blind

[echo sphinx]

om

[icy nimbus]

Hanging on the edge of tomorrow

[brave goblet]

"i'm in danger"

[stone shell]

just like the play ig idfk

[echo sphinx]

lets go gambling

[icy nimbus]

Alas, poor Yorick

[green apex]

rick's gone 😭

[stone shell]

im not in touch with yorick lore

[arctic gazelle]

chat what do i do for the boss blind

[keen pilot]

Right, so, do I need ante 26 for a naneinf?

[icy nimbus]

He's dead

[stone shell]

you dont need a specific ante for naneinf

[shell dagger]

no

[green apex]

ante 26 is the blind you shouldnt win and can comfortably burn through all your hands

[brave goblet]

yorick is a dead jester in hamlet who's been dead for 23 years

[median grove]

do 3oak / 4oak builds need chip jokers?

[shell dagger]

with 4 copy jokers u can do it between 25-31

[median grove]

do 3oak / 4oak builds need chip jokers?

[brave goblet]

No

[shell dagger]

(and 33-39)

[green apex]

typically they scale well with high levels but if your levels are low you do need

[stone shell]

but any ante asides 8, 16, 24 and 32 helps alot (given antes dont allow serpent)

[molten thicket]

24 for burger serpent

[echo sphinx]

nah

[arctic gazelle]

CHAT I TWO SHOTTED THE BOSS BLIND LES GOOO BABBYYYY

[echo sphinx]

the planets for these hands provide pretty good scoring

[keen pilot]

They're growing up so fast

[stone shell]

im gonna play balatro

[brave goblet]

Technically if you're doing a particular "hand" build, you won't need any chips jokers regardless of which hand

chips jokers make it so it doesn't matter what hand you play

[stone shell]

what deck chat

[echo sphinx]

pair

[brave goblet]

Someone's lacking blue seals

[stone shell]

with enough blue seals anything is possible

[shell dagger]

Black

[stone shell]

yoo my comfort deck when im feeling masochistic

[echo sphinx]

lol true

[echo sphinx]

uhhhh

erratic

[icy nimbus]

Yorick's dead

I'm fucked

[green apex]

real 😭

[echo sphinx]

how do i get past purple stake in plasma om

[green vale]

i get that "let it ride" is funny af but you were pushing it 😭

[echo sphinx]

ok i did get past purple stake

but that was with 1000 chips wee

how do i complete without a 1000 chips wee

[shell dagger]

get gud

[molten thicket]

big chip

[stone shell]

plus mult is real trust

[echo sphinx]

do i have to like

marble stone

[shell dagger]

no

[echo sphinx]

or runner blocky

[shell dagger]

you just need to beat the final boss

[molten thicket]

for gs plasma you only need 900 chips/hand (no vv)

[brave goblet]

rental abstract and rental popcorn incoming

[echo sphinx]

o

[shell dagger]

i gold streaked 5 in a row on plasma

just spam 2 pair

[icy nimbus]

The funny thing is he showed up twice and died the first time immediately

[echo sphinx]

thats still a lot methink

[stone shell]

this game sucks i was trying to draw for a spades flush

[molten thicket]

theres a ton of sources for chips

[echo sphinx]

square is like around 400 by the showdown

thats only half

i need 2 scaling chip jokers

and a bit more flat for safety

[shell dagger]

no u dont

you need to beat the final boss

that’s it

[echo sphinx]

lol

[shell dagger]

there are loads of ways to get past the final boss that aren’t 2 chip scalers

[molten thicket]

its not that hard to get 900 chips

you have 5 joker slots yk

[shell dagger]

like this

[echo sphinx]

ig i have to find econ

[shell dagger]

credit card and flash card

ain’t no chip scaler in sight

[echo sphinx]

how

[shell dagger]

beats violet vessel plasma gs

[keen pilot]

I was mostly wondering about this kinda situation lol

[molten thicket]

bones

[shell dagger]

luchador bones

[echo sphinx]

ooh

[shell dagger]

it can be done if you’re careful

keep dud cards in hand then death them

[keen pilot]

:0

[shell dagger]

that’s how you can get ante 23 naneinf with 5 copy jokers

[green apex]

welp

[indigo mesa]

im really on ante 7 and wily joker is my main source of scoring 😐

[molten thicket]

youll still get naneinf though dw

[green apex]

you could play pairs

but you can definitely naneinf at ante 26

you'll be able to run through all your hands

[arctic gazelle]

is spectral cards good?

[shell dagger]

ye

[molten thicket]

some are

[arctic gazelle]

so should i get a spectral pack or tarot pack?

[vagrant wagon]

This Wee is f*cking kidding me

[molten thicket]

usually i like taking spectral packs more

[green apex]

spectral is usually a must buy

[green apex]

fair enough 😭

[arctic gazelle]

planet or spectral?

[shell dagger]

no offence but we aren’t gonna play the game for you

generally planet packs have less value

but it always depends

[arctic gazelle]

no i just dont know what cards are best

[indigo mesa]

ante 9 and wily is STILL my source of scoring istg if i do not find a baron

[shell dagger]

you learn that as you play more

[indigo mesa]

im legit gonna sell dna in hopes of photo

[arctic gazelle]

okokokok

fine man

[green apex]

how is wily score with high cards but anyways

[indigo mesa]

im playing 5oaks 💔 💔 💔

5oak and wily

[indigo mesa]

now im kinda pissed that is did this cus spectral has ecto that immediately hits brainstorm

[green apex]

oh fair

still gl with the run

[indigo mesa]

do you know how little gold card value im getting 💔 why didnt i make steel

[keen pilot]

This is so beautiful

[median grove]

are planet levels important for a pair build?

or not really

[keen pilot]

Yeah, for chips mostly

[heavy heron]

i mean wtf

that blue seal looks so tempting

[green apex]

with mime

looks like it

[indigo mesa]

SOMEHOW its better than wily

[green apex]

pairs planets is basically a must

[limber monolith]

After seven months I finally beat jokerless (mostly spamming blue seals and getting straight to level 40). Time to try for naninf I guess

[green apex]

idk you lose out on some money

if you NEED it to win you should take though

[shell dagger]

pair builds that don’t need planet cards might as well be high card builds

[green apex]

straights 👀

[indigo mesa]

obviously i take diet cola here, and i surely take stuntman, i sell wily right? selling hallucination still incentivies 5oaks which i really want to stop playing 😭

[green apex]

i had an ante 1 ouija and played 5oaks lmao 😭

[indigo mesa]

first of all yea i do and second of all its actually more money than playing 5oaks with wily LMAOO

[heavy heron]

i took the blue seal

AND GOT REWARDED ANYWAY

LOOLLLL

[indigo mesa]

nice lol

[haughty stag]

man how do you play this game

[median grove]

okay thanks

[ivory portal]

Idk man

But look at that polychrome ice cream

[green apex]

more money? you got golden ticket or something?

[indigo mesa]

same price as blueprint btw

[ivory portal]

It's beautiful

[green apex]

i was wondering why the deja vu was a bit to the right but then i realised mobile 🤦‍♂️

[indigo mesa]

no but showman’s chips surely let me play high card

[green apex]

oh wait im stupid

[indigo mesa]

loll ur good

[haughty stag]

I feel like Im missing something

[ivory portal]

Yes bro

[haughty stag]

about how youre supposed to play this game

[ivory portal]

A rebate

[haughty stag]

I just cant like

[ivory portal]

✌️✌️✌️

[haughty stag]

ever like

[green apex]

filtered but reached ante 39 again 🔥

[heavy heron]

couldn’t help but start using it even while screenshotting

[haughty stag]

get a good run going

:o

[heavy heron]

LOOLL

[abstract vapor]

WOW

[ivory portal]

Have u beaten a single

[green apex]

fair enough dude 🤣

[green apex]

woah

this win is in the bag

unless.....

[haughty stag]

whats a single

[ivory portal]

A single run

[haughty stag]

are you asking me if Ive beat a single run?

[ivory portal]

Yes

I actually was stuck for 3 days trying to beat one

[haughty stag]

uh yea

[ivory portal]

Oh okay

[green apex]

very normal

[haughty stag]

Ive beaten runs before

[ivory portal]

Yea my first time playing

[median grove]

half joker is bad for pair builds right?

in ante 4+

?

[ivory portal]

But I had the most fun learning about all the jokers

[indigo mesa]

now i wish i didnt sell wily 😭 (im behind on scoring even with stuntman)

[ivory portal]

U can play 3oak

[quaint stag]

solid static mult but try and find planets asap

[ivory portal]

But like

Not much

[green apex]

it usually takes a while beforoe the first win

[ivory portal]

Yeah

It took me 3 days

Just get your money up bro

[haughty stag]

I dont remember how long it took me to get a win

[median grove]

but its bad for pair builds because with a pair you want to use the other cards in the hand as discards, right?

[ivory portal]

And watch some bean on YouTube, not tutorials

Just watch how he plays

[haughty stag]

I dont remember if it was a long time or short

[green apex]

but by the first win you unlock a good chunk of basic jokers and a better sense of the game as a whole

[median grove]

and play 5

[ivory portal]

Yeah

[quaint stag]

with deck fixing its not super neccesary to play dud cards

[green apex]

my first win took me like 5 days

i was slow

[echo sphinx]

h m

[quaint stag]

those who wee

[echo sphinx]

those who wee

[green apex]

those who wee

[ivory portal]

[echo sphinx]

HAHHAHAHAAHAHA

[lime remnant]

crazy holowee

[ivory portal]

Get it then sell

[echo sphinx]

another instant win lmao

[median grove]

should i get the family if im playing pairs?

[echo sphinx]

FUCK no

[quaint stag]

do you consistently have just bad takes or what

[ivory portal]

It's the same take from earlier doofus

[quaint stag]

so a bad take

[ivory portal]

Yeah and you've seen one from me

[echo sphinx]

its an inside joke

[green apex]

lets hope you do actually win

[echo sphinx]

hope

[ivory portal]

So consistency can't be brought up

[quaint stag]

i will not tolerate this wee slander

[echo sphinx]

no hope

i win

[ivory portal]

[green apex]

we'll see about that

you get THE TREE

[haughty stag]

my gah

[quaint stag]

those who tree

[green apex]

2s, 3s and 4s are debuffed

[thorny cipher]

Task failed successfully

[haughty stag]

Im so tired of playing or discarding hands on accident when I meant to do the opposite

[green apex]

if that happens a bit too much you can switch the directions

[echo sphinx]

...who

[thorny cipher]

Oh, hi there UwU bro!

[indigo mesa]

golden ticket is a lot of money

[median grove]

should i get the family if im playing pairs?

[green apex]

if you are able to make a pivot

then sure

[median grove]

okey

thanks

[quaint stag]

^^

[green apex]

to 4oaks/5oaks/flush fives

[green apex]

well good luck for this ante

[indigo mesa]

might be time to say goodbye

[green apex]

surely one more

there is a baron

[ivory portal]

HOPY SHIT

[green apex]

hopy!

[ivory portal]

I played 2 lucky cards and they both hit

Twice in a row

[indigo mesa]

no im gonna use justice, copy chad, and pray on 5oak

[ivory portal]

God is good

[echo sphinx]

five of a wee

[green apex]

glass!!!

[green apex]

i want wee runs i never find wee at the right times

😭

[haughty stag]

oh wait??

ok

I said I couldnt win and now

things are lookin up

[indigo mesa]

ok glass is goated

[green apex]

was this a high card

or 5oak

[indigo mesa]

no 5oak

[green apex]

all glass?

[indigo mesa]

one glass its all i have

[green apex]

oh then your chilling

just get more glass and its chill

[echo sphinx]

bro spawned from Judgement

Judgement is judgementing

[indigo mesa]

its really not i dont have enough money to find glass and i cant just use ticket because i need those kings for 5oak

god i wish this was on diamonds or clubs

[green apex]

you had 3 hands left, you couldnt have farmed at all?

[indigo mesa]

i guess i shouldve savescummed after seeing it scored that much… i just didnt want to throw out too many kings and die cus i cant find 5oak

[echo sphinx]

oh lets go

[vast sinew]

yipieee

:D

[indigo mesa]

hell yea dude you found that wraith now youll get a brainstorm!

[ivory portal]

Eternal photochad

[indigo mesa]

HOLY GOATED LAST REROLL

[indigo mesa]

earlier i found sock but didnt take it… wouldve been really nice for this pivot to not freaking die

[green apex]

tfym you are new your on black stake 😭

[haughty stag]

wheel of fortune? more like NOPE

[green apex]

Completions:
Red deck: Gold Stake
Blue deck: Black Stake
Yellow deck: Blue Stake
Green deck: Green Stake
Black deck: Red Stake
Magic deck: Black Stake
Nebula deck: Green Stake
Ghost deck: Gold Stake
Abandoned deck: Black Stake
Checkered deck: Green Stake
Zodiac deck: Green Stake
Painted deck: Red Stake
Anaglyph deck: Green Stake
Plasma deck: Gold Stake
Erratic deck: Black Stake

what decks should i work on for C+

i want some direction im always procrastinating 😭

[livid scroll]

situation is getting hot in here

[ivory portal]

I mean

[willow frost]

zodiac

[ivory portal]

Last time

I'm on orange stake

[green apex]

holy 13x

[ivory portal]

For a month now

I haven't tried it yet

I wanna get the rest to orange first

When I was new I was stuck for 3 days trying to get a win

[indigo mesa]

oh dude lets fucking go im not dead

[vestal copper]

black stake is quite new

[livid scroll]

try out completing black deck, i think it's pretty fun

[indigo mesa]

i guess its better than space 😭

[green apex]

next ante though possibly

[indigo mesa]

shit bro so was the sock why didnt i take that

[green apex]

the only deck im procrastinating i swear 😭

actually nebula as well

[echo sphinx]

bro is getting left behind

[green apex]

i hate nebula

[livid scroll]

nebula is not that bad

[green apex]

welp gl

[indigo mesa]

maybe this is better than juggler

[gray plaza]

Lmao what are these chances

[green apex]

i hate the 1 consumable slot

[green apex]

aww

[lime remnant]

thats a win in my book

[green apex]

banner is perishable 😔

[haughty stag]

AAAAGAHH

[green apex]

it won already

[indigo mesa]

oh shit. stuntman. goodbye stuntman!

[haughty stag]

HOW DO I STOP ACCIDENTALLY PLAYING HANDS I WANNA DISCARD OR DISCARDING HANDS I WANNA PLAY

[gray plaza]

I mean obviously I'ma take it but that's funny

[livid scroll]

it sucks pretty much yeah, but the fact that you have a guaranteed useful planet for every pack is huge

[indigo mesa]

lol this is stuntman but better and i dont even take it

[echo sphinx]

yet another 1000 chips wee

[willow frost]

you can just get telescope yourself without being crippled lmao

[haughty stag]

OMG

IM SO LUCKYY

[lime remnant]

switch the position in setting

[haughty stag]

this is one of the best runs Ive had

[livid scroll]

not that wee after all

[echo sphinx]

i swear wee shows up at the most rnadom moments

[heavy heron]

so uh

[lime remnant]

its not gauranteed 🤔

[echo sphinx]

and it ends up winning the run

[echo sphinx]

[indigo mesa]

fuck i didnt realize it was the end of the big blind and didnt roll what if that ante had baron next roll 💔

[indigo mesa]

actually now i want to check the seed to see lmao

[lime remnant]

wee appearing after i killed all the 2s:

[echo sphinx]

this is why i target 7 and 9 first

cuz they dont have their own rank joker

[lime remnant]

what does 8 do, 8 ball?

9 has cloud

[willow frost]

but -1 consumable slot is guaranteed on nebula

[echo sphinx]

yeah its still slomething lol

oh right

cloud

i also target 6 cuz om

sixth sense

[lime remnant]

well its not THAT bad considering you get what you want on the planet pack

[echo sphinx]

oh speaking of

[willow frost]

blocking 6th sense from working fire lol

[heavy heron]

@versed sable ugh and you think you’re the endless player🙄 🙄

[gray plaza]

BRUH

[lime remnant]

goodbye showman

why did you kill chad

[echo sphinx]

my square is being blocked

this boss hates it

[gray plaza]

Because I'm Idol ready and I want a 2nd BP

[lime remnant]

evil psychix

[lime remnant]

fair

[gray plaza]

I might skip this sock

[willow frost]

id rather have 3 planets for free after every round from blue seals on other decks than 1-3 from free blue seals and paid packs after some rounds on nebula

[gray plaza]

I have poly red seals so I want more scoring effects

NAH NAH NAH THIS IS CRAZY

GIVE ME BLUEPRINT

[echo sphinx]

MORE RETRIGGERS

[lime remnant]

i think you stole all of my socks

my feet are cold

[echo sphinx]

gambly mega spectral pack

IMMMOLATE

YEAS

[lime remnant]

thought its going to give you incant grim sigil 💀

[indigo mesa]

THE ONLY BARON UP TO ANTE 16 IS ALMOST A HUNDRED CARDS INTO ANTE 5???? HOW TF AM I FINDING BARON

[echo sphinx]

ANOTHER

[green apex]

my pairslop build died to the stupid needle

argh

[obsidian lotus]

Started with the challengers today 2 to go how hard are they going to be

[green apex]

they arent that bad

[indigo mesa]

PLEASE let this bs be a baron

[arctic gazelle]

is this run good chat

[obsidian lotus]

ok thanks

[lime remnant]

find runner

[arctic gazelle]

runner?

[lime remnant]

yes

[obsidian lotus]

for jokerless which hand type is the best

[echo sphinx]

lol again

[arctic gazelle]

BEANNN

[echo sphinx]

is this how i win gold stake plasma deck

[arctic gazelle]

whats that

[echo sphinx]

just wees all the way down?

[lime remnant]

joker

[lime remnant]

yep

[green apex]

4oak, 5oak if you do get ouija but else
3oak, straights

[lime remnant]

toldyou

[arctic gazelle]

but what should i replace it with?

[lime remnant]

that normal joker

[arctic gazelle]

alr alr

[indigo mesa]

well, it looks like ill never get to find out what it was. FUCK the mouth

[obsidian lotus]

okok thx

[lime remnant]

where is your scoring joker bro 💀

[arctic gazelle]

btw can u give me a pic of what it looks like

[indigo mesa]

hanging chad cus i have ONE glass card that didnt break

[echo sphinx]

what do we think.

[indigo mesa]

had*

[indigo mesa]

ecto on ice cream

[echo sphinx]

@lime remnant

[indigo mesa]

its clearly ouija, grim is ok too tho

[lime remnant]

im thinking grim

so you can strength them

[echo sphinx]

same

[arctic gazelle]

oh i kinda skipped that one a bit early in my run lmoa

[echo sphinx]

grim gaming

[arctic gazelle]

lmao

[lime remnant]

well its not that rare

[indigo mesa]

oh my dumbass didnt even think of that grim is actually good here

i was thinking ankh and ecto could both be good if u sell some jokers

[indigo mesa]

i couldnt find a photograph after about 80 rerolls 😭

[lime remnant]

ecto is ok but you want more 2s 🤑

[indigo mesa]

yummy wee

[ivory portal]

I'm on orange

Which is still new

[shell dagger]

I’d skip

despite the wee

[indigo mesa]

SKIP?? now HOLD ON A MINUTE

[vestal copper]

your a beginner if you havent beaten gold at least once

[echo sphinx]

impossible

[ivory portal]

Yeah

[lime remnant]

i dont want to do this

[solemn sonnet]

What do you guys think is the best spectral card

[indigo mesa]

you can still turn back

[echo sphinx]

ye lets just double the procs on the 2s real quick

[solemn sonnet]

In your opinion atleast

For me its immolate

[lime remnant]

immolate and trance 🤔

[echo sphinx]

XD

[green apex]

what a shop (unrelated to my build but still cool)

[echo sphinx]

it cam back

[green apex]

IM SO FUCKING STUPID

I REPLAYED THE SAME STAKE 😭

but still

ggs

[echo sphinx]

man i wish a Bull was here to appear in the shop

i have $150 for u

guy is again left in the dus

[abstract vapor]

I heard that the ankh will aways hit the eternal, is that true?

[echo sphinx]

mm

lol

[echo sphinx]

uhhh idk abt that

[obsidian lotus]

Should I risk the skip?

[worthy tinsel]

No

[echo sphinx]

dont

[abstract vapor]

👍 hopefully this ankh hits the baron

[obsidian lotus]

it feels like the green goblin calling me tho

[exotic pike]

the consequences of no baron

baron mime wouldve been amazing with this

[worthy tinsel]

Are you doing a white stake run for the fun or are you actually trying to beat it?
If is the later then no

[obsidian lotus]

its one ofthe challenges

[worthy tinsel]

Ah right

What challenge

[obsidian lotus]

Misery or smt

the second to last

[worthy tinsel]

Ah the 3 jokers

[obsidian lotus]

yep Im suffering

Im at a new problem what's the play

[worthy tinsel]

Bye sock

Hello chad

[obsidian lotus]

Sock has +10 muklt tho

[zinc willow]

It was almost perfect

[obsidian lotus]

Holographic that's the name

[worthy tinsel]

What is sock doing with odd and talkie tho

Yeah nothing

[obsidian lotus]

fair

[worthy tinsel]

Hanging chad on the other hand

[obsidian lotus]

Just no luck with jokers

[zinc willow]

The end not so much

[obsidian lotus]

should I sell the glass tarot to open the joker pack?

[worthy tinsel]

No

Hell no, chad and glass is like photochad but without fear of

[obsidian lotus]

true

[zinc willow]

Last night's run was decent, just didnt quite get there

[echo sphinx]

lol i thought this is oneshot cuz plasma

[foggy bane]

Playing around with my massive wee rn

[zinc willow]

If anyone thinks they have a bad job i have explain to 79+ old customers i cant do anything about a transponder being out

[obsidian lotus]

take banana?

[arctic gazelle]

this game is awesome

mainly cuz i can have AMONGUS

themed stuff

[worthy tinsel]

I would try to find an xmult.joker instead tbh

That or photo, and take the directors cut

[echo sphinx]

sure why not

[obsidian lotus]

should I ?

[echo sphinx]

retriggers

hack and go with your 4s

[fiery nymph]

wrong seal

❤️

[echo sphinx]

mery andy would go absolutely nuts here

[obsidian lotus]

replace steven?

[fiery nymph]

honestly i wish it was a hit the road run

[echo sphinx]

yep

[fiery nymph]

having this many jacks would be so fun

[echo sphinx]

too bad its baron run sadge

[fiery nymph]

having merry andy would be bad because -1 handsize and i quite frankly already have a good amount of tarots

[fiery nymph]

real 😣

[obsidian lotus]

bro each shop is a new question insane Ig I dont take hilm this time

[echo sphinx]

blueprint replace hanging chad om

or the hack depending on how many 4s and 10s u already have

[obsidian lotus]

3 tens and 3 fours

[echo sphinx]

sounds good

(get more)

[fiery nymph]

i dont see where hack is going

[obsidian lotus]

lol should I

[echo sphinx]

lmao the questions are getting harder

[obsidian lotus]

I have the glass so I think I win in any case

my flush is lvl 8

[tranquil oyster]

never doing math again bro
8 ball greeding without a calculator

[echo sphinx]

speculative invis or guaranteed riffraff

[obsidian lotus]

Honestly I think I should take it simply for the retriggers on the glass tarot

[echo sphinx]

what would u guys take

[obsidian lotus]

I can just skip small and big blind and go for boss directly

NOoooooooo

[glass creek]

Holo riffraff is just too powerful to pass up on

[arctic gazelle]

is this good

[echo sphinx]

its fine its jsut a 1 in 3 to destroy the entire strat

[echo sphinx]

goodish

[obsidian lotus]

Thanks chat

[arctic gazelle]

so good? and if so what do i replace it with?

[obsidian lotus]

EZ

[echo sphinx]

none

[arctic gazelle]

nice

[echo sphinx]

tho i might start thinking oftaking out one of the 3 +mult jokers down

[obsidian lotus]

Only Jokerless to go

[lone yacht]

[echo sphinx]

here, win

BRO ALREADY WON

PARADOLIA AND CANIO

[lone yacht]

ts is just so peak

[obsidian lotus]

immolate in the spectral packs

ez win

[arctic gazelle]

rate my strat gng

[echo sphinx]

xmult is recommended somewher

[humble gulch]

Hell yeah

[lone yacht]

[echo sphinx]

MY GOAT

[obsidian lotus]

Is there really no way to get jokers in jokerless?

[echo sphinx]

nope

hence the name

[obsidian lotus]

sad

you never know

They only showed one type of buffoon packs that were disabked

[arctic gazelle]

MY BANANANA NOOOOOOOO

i will remember you soldier

🫡

[lone yacht]

should i change with half joker?

[obsidian lotus]

Insane temperance value

[rich yoke]

Can someone tell me the odds?

[lone yacht]

?

[obsidian patrol]

popcorn goes

[obsidian lotus]

LUCKY CARDS MY BELOVED

[obsidian patrol]

1 in 10 sounds about right

[terse dock]

whats the canio at

[north gorge]

Is this the best layout?

[terse dock]

1/16

[rich yoke]

thought a nat negative from a wraith would be higher

[obsidian patrol]

I thought you were talking about the bloodstone

its like

[terse dock]

1/16

[obsidian patrol]

pretty rare

[terse dock]

(1/2)^4

[obsidian patrol]

we've moved on from the bloodstone

[terse dock]

oh

0.3%

[rich yoke]

damn I'm lucky

[humble gulch]

Bruh

[obsidian lotus]

Should I reroll the boss blind? (Jokerless)

[obsidian patrol]

yes

[humble gulch]

+10 free dollars

[eager summit]

water, flint and violet are so bad for jokerless

[atomic cargo]

100%

[abstract vapor]

This is why you always take the rare skip. My jaw was to the floor when I saw this

[obsidian patrol]

LMAOOO

that baron is dogshit

and that bluperint

[cloud sinew]

this is such noob bait holy shit

baron is horrible

[terse dock]

take bp and the pack

its blue stake he has room

[obsidian patrol]

blueprint aint even part of the rare skip

he just appeared

[terse dock]

yeah

[eager summit]

i've had rare foil skip land on brainstorm

[obsidian patrol]

wow i got an ante 1 baron... this will surley not kill me right now..

[echo sphinx]

slight score imbalance

[abstract vapor]

Nah I gotta respect the baron, he brought the BP with him

[cloud sinew]

Blueprint wouldve been there no matter what

[abstract vapor]

I'll check this seed afterwards and see if there was a brainstorm in that pack

[eager summit]

now to never find death, hanged or cryptid

[abstract vapor]

Ik ik joking

[humble gulch]

Stickers

[terse dock]

maybe if you didnt take the skip an actually good joker would be there with the bp

[humble gulch]

Only eleven left

🐑

[worthy tinsel]

Or still gamble for an AJ

[feral needle]

0.3% Chance of being Negative, the same as a Joker appearing Negative in the shop or buffoon packs

You STILL need space to create a negative joker through chance as it's assumed it will not be a Negative Joker

[feral needle]

any effect that creates jokers can create jokers with editions

[placid swift]

hi there, would yall like to sign my petiton?

[eager summit]

sure

fuck my dyslexia, i thought that said survey

[placid swift]

im not even dyslexic but relatable

[rancid gull]

bp > bs

[cosmic sun]

r/balatro most upvoted ahhhh image

[rancid gull]

will this naninf?

[echo sphinx]

lol

[rancid gull]

baron mime is so overrated dude

[fiery nymph]

it honestly the easiest way to go into endless imo

like to actually go into deep endless

[echo sphinx]

true
still a good combo thou

[cosmic sun]

I think it's def annoying when new people form their opinions around endless

The mode with a small ahhh joker pool

[fiery badge]

Maybe a silly question, but is there a way to get balatro to utilize more cpu cores? Backstory is that I'm doing a run which has hundreds of blueprints and brainstorms, but the calculations are taking so long that it either crashes or requires 10+minutes per hand

I've got a handful of QOL mods already including talisman, but it seems like my bottleneck for doing this run is pure calculation speed

[fiery nymph]

this is why i hardly play it

the game isnt balanced or intended for that

[humble gulch]

Two more

[humble gulch]

My tablet handles naneinf just fine, It doesn't even slow down

[fiery badge]

It's not about naneinf-ing, it's that there are a billion calculations per hand. Like I said I have hundreds of bp/bs, it's very much not a normal run

[humble gulch]

Ah, that

I have no idea

[fiery badge]

It's probably less of a balatro question and more of a CPU utilization question. I just know very little about computers like that

[keen pilot]

I love the fact that this was the start of my first successful naneinf attempt lol

[rugged bloom]

Chat anyone remember my shitty idea for improving Baron?

[rugged bloom]

$51 by Ante 3? Damn

[keen pilot]

Mhm

[rugged bloom]

How'd you end up doing it?

I have only been able to do one yet

where i got a little lucky

[echo sphinx]

crazeh

[humble gulch]

Just save money

[keen pilot]

Lots of attempts
This run went surprisingly smoothly, everything I needed appeared pretty much at exactly the right time lol
Took the photochad that the shop generously offered me, which allowed me to easily pivot into mult, and carried it until I found baron lol

[humble gulch]

Ante 1 is 10 + 9 + 11 in total

If you don't spend any

[arctic gazelle]

e