🕹・game-discussion

[humble gulch]

Of course Blueprint and Brainstorm

Ectoplasm

[median grove]

i dont think hack would be good because i have sock and buskin

[void topaz]

ive seen like

[humble gulch]

Antimatter

[median grove]

okay thanks

[void topaz]

12 sixth senses in shop

same rarity as mime btw

[slow iris]

was trying to greed for an extra sticker

since i was already content with my jokers

[atomic trout]

Not far enough... 🪫

[slow iris]

and everything else

[median grove]

would i replace smiley with dusk?

or driverse licence?

[atomic trout]

Driver's license

[fringe nebula]

if you have glass cards, i'd say license

[rich mauve]

holy reserved parking value

[void topaz]

still no mime and the boss blind is psychic

i have reroll voucher

but its only the small one

[slow iris]

but i ended up getting 2 more gold stickers anyway

[rich mauve]

it missed most of them

[median grove]

should i replace anything with photograph?

[fringe nebula]

smiley

[median grove]

okey

[void topaz]

im having to use 4 cryptids each hand to survive

IM ONLY MAKING 3 PER HAND

[rich mauve]

only vagabond, midas, matador, acrobat and astronomer left

[median grove]

should i replace drivers license with hanging chad?

[slow iris]

yes

[fringe nebula]

yes

[median grove]

or will that get rid of all my multi

but then i have nothing that gives me xmulti

[errant bolt]

I really really like the mad world challenge

[slow iris]

ancient joker and photograph give xmult

as well as your polychrome on sock and buskin

[void topaz]

at some point

it gets absurd

[slow iris]

not to mention sock and buskin and hanging chad triggering ancient joker and photograph even more

[sand shuttle]

guys what the heck does e7.038e10 mean

[void topaz]

too big

[sand shuttle]

yeah but like what number is it

[errant bolt]

scientific notation

[sand shuttle]

like I know what 7.038e10 means

but e7.038e10?

[void topaz]

why would anyone here know what its called

im fairly confident no one knwos

[random prawn]

Guess I got a really lucky build on the Golden Needle challenge. Got a lucky Four of a Kind Bloodstone, Hack and Dusk Heart 2s build.
I'd have lost on Ante 7 but 2.4x Constellation saved me there as I got unlucky with only Three of a Kind draw.

I was losing my mind over this challenge, losing twice before at Ante 8 final boss (once by 30k after I got Crimson Heart hit my main xmult Joker). Lowkey, I'm glad I got lucky soon after and didn't have to waste any more on this horrible challenge.
Only Cruelty and Jokerless to go for 100% Balatro after over 200 hours... then I'll be free.

[sand shuttle]

well idk I was just playing and I got to this insane number so I figured someone might know 😭😭

[void topaz]

LUCHADOR 3 TIMES IN THE SHOP

AND YET NO MIME

[timid wave]

why does my game crash after every hand

[fringe nebula]

balatro out of context :

I'm bleeding out and dying right now

[serene forge]

yes

I do

[void topaz]

currently scoring e54 mimeless

im slowly running out of cryptids

[serene forge]

I hate Photograph

[void topaz]

ok

ok real talk

im currently making

130ish bucks a round

im at ante 21

where is mime

[errant bolt]

What's wrong with photograph!

[void topaz]

uncommon joker btw

[marble cliff]

I just got a Polychrome Half Joker on Ante 2 Red Deck. What cards should I be looking for to pair with it?

[void topaz]

banner would be good

any xmult

[serene forge]

it's bad

[errant bolt]

Um no photochad has won me multiple runs.

[median grove]

what kind of enhancements should i copy for ancient joker?

[feral needle]

I just learned by watching a stream that Hanging Chad and The Idol is a neat combination

[serene forge]

I said photograph

[chilly turtle]

how many cryptid cards do you need to naneinf? I have 4 blueprints, 2 brainstorms, baron/mime

[serene forge]

I didn't say photochad

[fringe nebula]

i just won with photochad flush build an hour ago........

[serene forge]

photochad is not a joker

[median grove]

glass, or wild, or foil?

[chilly turtle]

100+ cryptid so far

[errant bolt]

Yes but still

[serene forge]

sure

[errant bolt]

Photograph is a necessary part of photochad

[fringe nebula]

chad can work without photo

photo kinda stinks without chad

[errant bolt]

Late-game yeah I kinda agree

[median grove]

what are the best enhancements to copy with ancient joker? lucky? glass? or wild?

[fringe nebula]

wild

[chilly turtle]

what do you mean

[void topaz]

BRO NOT EVEN OVERSTOCK PLUSIS SAVING MEEE

ok so i need mime to show up in 3 rounds or i lose

i think naneinf is out of my grasp now

mime just took too long

[marble cliff]

unironically 80% of my runs end up with me somehow obtaining photochad and abusing it. Should I just stop myself from buying it when I see them? I feel like I'm not experiencing the rest of the game.

[void topaz]

statistically that shouldnt happen

[marble cliff]

let me show you my stats bro

[chilly turtle]

try wee hack, that is a fun build

see how big your wee can get

How do we delete magic trick from the game

worst voucher

[ancient gyro]

u can if u wanna, I play what's consistent without needing to rely on a second puzzle piece

[atomic trout]

Blah

[ancient gyro]

there are worse

[ivory portal]

Hi

No

[marble cliff]

Both of my profiles bro

[chilly turtle]

the increase planet card one also feels suck

[ivory portal]

I just got another straight flush first hand

[ancient gyro]

i still haven't discovered planet tycoon on my black++ profile

[marble cliff]

They just keep showing up every run

Like genuinely I've had the opportunity to photochad my last 6 runs in a row.

[void topaz]

alright guys im here

my final round

[chilly turtle]

all I want is observetory, is that much to ask 🙁

[void topaz]

finnaly out of cryptids

[ancient gyro]

magic trick at least doesn't bloat the shop that much with its shop weight of 4

[median grove]

should i replace any of these jokers?

[slender mauve]

round 1 eternal trading card?

[median grove]

or are they all good

[fringe nebula]

you shall get back to back to back to back
magic trick, planet merchant, tarot tycoon and planet merchant

[ivory portal]

Ancient

[median grove]

replace ancient with what?

[marble cliff]

speaking of photochad, this is now my 7th run in a row it's shown up.

[ivory portal]

Idk

Ancient is like a shitty idol

[ancient gyro]

it'll be easier to ignore them in gs

[void topaz]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

I JUST RAN OUT OF CRYPTIDS

[ivory portal]

So maybe an idol

[void topaz]

COME ON BRO

I HAD 40 CRYPRIDS

I HAD

FORTY

BRO

[median grove]

i thought ancient is a free win

[ancient gyro]

I mean

[median grove]

and i already deckfixed around face cards

so how would i go back for idol

[ivory portal]

Yea I don't like ancient

That's all

Shitty idol

[median grove]

okay well

im asking for advice for this run

[fringe nebula]

you are already dead the moment you entered late ante with only $50

[ivory portal]

First hand

[ivory portal]

Yea I'm saying

[ancient gyro]

out of all the like 4 flush jokers, aj is the best one for a8 gs

[ivory portal]

If u find an idol

Get it

[void topaz]

i was making about 130 each round

[fringe nebula]

that is bad icl

[median grove]

but my whole build is around flushes, what do you play with idol?

[ancient gyro]

generally f5

[ivory portal]

Flush five

[median grove]

high card? and then have baron + mime?

[ancient gyro]

provided you don't whiff

[ivory portal]

Oh ur playing just flushes

[void topaz]

wtf you want me to do withot mime

[ivory portal]

Mb then

Just stick to that

[median grove]

but then wouldnt you need a million cards? how do you play a flush five if idol asks for a specific card

[ivory portal]

I don't like my cards not hitting

So I'd rather have idol

[ivory portal]

Idol only hits the cards u have

[median grove]

so when you play idol, do you have like a bunch of cards in your deck?

ohhhhhh

woaaaaaaaaaaaah

[ivory portal]

Yeah

[median grove]

wait that is good

[ivory portal]

If u deck fix

And have yeah

[median grove]

well i have nine wild foil kings

[ancient gyro]

you have to have one specific card in your deck

[median grove]

so theoretically thats a decent start if i get idol, right?

[ancient gyro]

no

[ivory portal]

That's good bro

[fringe nebula]

at ante 9-11 or something, i think keeping rebate is the play

[ivory portal]

But idk what else u have

[median grove]

?

[fringe nebula]

for money gain

[void topaz]

i was losing bruh i didnt have mime

[median grove]

okay ill look out for idol

[humble gulch]

I almost died three times

[ivory portal]

You'd want to have like

[fringe nebula]

i said at ante 9-11

[ivory portal]

Very few card types

[median grove]

i still have 50 cards in my deck though

[ancient gyro]

idol looks at your deck and randomly picks one card to give a glass effect on for the round

[ancient gyro]

uh oh

[void topaz]

honestly im lowkey mad if mime showed up ante 17 or below i was naneinfing there

[median grove]

i guess its bad to pivot from aj to idol, because for aj i keep an even amount of every suit

but maybe its still possible?

[ivory portal]

Let me find one

This is kinda ass

[open briar]

so did this game sell out or some shit because where is the update its been a HOT minute

[ivory portal]

I can't deckfix like @ancient gyro

But something like that

[median grove]

woaaaaah

[ancient gyro]

o

[median grove]

so do you do idol + baron + mime?

[marble cliff]

erm, that's not the same as selling out.

[ivory portal]

Yes

[ancient gyro]

not at the same time

[marble cliff]

it's one guy bro

[void topaz]

why is idol there

[ivory portal]

Why not

Why can I not idol

[ancient gyro]

that's not what they were asking

[ivory portal]

Oh wait

Why would u ave an idol there bro

[open briar]

i understand that but surely he's had enough time and if not they shouldnt be releasing new merch products every few months

[ivory portal]

Baron mime is retriggering card held in hand

[marble cliff]

it's not that serious

[fringe nebula]

what if money is not the goal

[median grove]

because you can have all kings

[atomic trout]

All the Tags.. GONE 😩

[ivory portal]

Nono

[ancient gyro]

he was on vacation for a year and a half traveling abroad

[ivory portal]

If ur gonna play retrigger hands

Then just play that

[open briar]

it clearly is seeing as they release merch every few months

[ancient gyro]

let him do what he wants

[fringe nebula]

let thunk do whatever he wants i agree

[ancient gyro]

god forbid we let a cracker pitch into a cool merchandise idea

[marble cliff]

Joebro is one guy, made a game that he didn't think was going to succeed, just for it go insanely viral and win awards. Imagine being expected to update it and improve on an already perfect product.

[ivory portal]

Let me see ur deck

[marble cliff]

If you want an update, wait, or play with mods.

[median grove]

so should i replace one of my ancient jokers for an idol?

[open briar]

damn i cant have any sort of critique i see

[ivory portal]

Could I see the cards u have please

[marble cliff]

not when it's just slander </3

[fringe nebula]

and again, thunk can do whatever he wants

[ivory portal]

NO 😭

[slow iris]

selling a card sharp for a polychrome delayed gratification (for the gold sticker) was such greed

[median grove]

i kind of want to try idol tho

[marble cliff]

Balatro as it is now is an already finished product. Adding more to the game isn't even necessary.

[median grove]

lol

[open briar]

i was simply just saying that merch takes more time to develop than an update that will realistically add 3 new jokers and a rework

[ivory portal]

u have way too many diff cards

[ancient gyro]

your critique isn't rational under realistic events being taken place such as

going on a year vacation

[median grove]

but i could get rid of em

[ivory portal]

Idol won't work this time

[median grove]

with hanged man

[open briar]

im speaking with experince here

[ivory portal]

That's just 2 cards man 😭

[ebon condor]

thunk doesn't make the merch himself

[marble cliff]

It's not like he's sitting there and designing the merch. That's a separate group of people.

[open briar]

i have run a company

[ebon condor]

thats mostly playstack

[median grove]

well regardless is there a joker that is the weakest link in my run so far? i need to sell one for verdant leaf

[ivory portal]

Yo I'm getting irl balatro card for my bday next week

[marble cliff]

I do not care 👍

[open briar]

ah thanks for clarifying, illumi

[median grove]

which kind of sucks but whatever

[open briar]

that makes a lot more sense

[ivory portal]

Ancient is good for this run

U can try idol next time

[median grove]

but i still need to sell a joker

[open briar]

i thought it was entirely self produced

guess i was wrong

[median grove]

when i face verdant leaf

[open briar]

my apologies

[ivory portal]

Oh lol

😭

Yeah it won't save u man

[median grove]

should i sell photograph? or hanging chad?

[ancient gyro]

it didn't come to mind that you're not on endless

[median grove]

im dead???

[terse vale]

never

[ivory portal]

Just hope u get a reroll boss

[ivory portal]

Always

[median grove]

i dont have reroll

[ancient gyro]

you can sell photo

it's not a big deal

[terse vale]

well idol is the 2nd worst joker in the game

[median grove]

okey thank you

[terse vale]

also yeah

[median grove]

???

[ivory portal]

Ok man

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[median grove]

is that true

[fringe nebula]

yes

[ancient gyro]

in terms of a8 gs yeah

[woven remnant]

kinda

[median grove]

what is a8 gs

[terse vale]

I have to pull it out every time

[woven remnant]

if you play gold stake

[ancient gyro]

ante 8 gold stake

[fringe nebula]

ante 8 gold stake

[ivory portal]

HES CLEARLY NOT ON GOLD STAKE

IF HES ASKING THESE QNS

[terse vale]

ya

[ivory portal]

like cmon bro

[terse vale]

idol still sucks regardless

[ancient gyro]

well duh

[errant bolt]

Gold stake? I'd rather have gold steak

[median grove]

yeah im on white stake

i like white stake

[ivory portal]

Then help him out with whatever he's trying to learn rn

Idol is fun

[ancient gyro]

he asked what a8 gs was

[median grove]

i still like idol

i will try it next run

[terse vale]

that does not mean good

[ancient gyro]

he's not gonna play white stake forever, that just leads to severe burnout

[ivory portal]

Well good for what he's playing

[fringe nebula]

i think idol still sucks for ante 8 white stake

[ivory portal]

And he's not gonna reach gold stake tomorrow

[terse vale]

idol is heavily inconsistent and not a good scoring source

[ivory portal]

No

[terse vale]

yes

[ivory portal]

Too far

[fringe nebula]

yes?

[terse vale]

did you read my image

i’ll send it again

[woven remnant]

Idol and showman

[ivory portal]

Showman can burn in hell

[terse vale]

true..

[ivory portal]

But idol is not this bad...

[fringe nebula]

idol is worse photograph

most of the time

[woven remnant]

just find triboulet

[ancient gyro]

how often do you have idol fully fixed on a8

[ivory portal]

Every time I get it

Cus I'm him

[median grove]

can i get 100,000 in one hand with all debuffed cards?

or do i have to sell a joka

[terse vale]

i’ll send it again just in case you didnt see the first two times

[median grove]

still worth a try

i never played idol

[ancient gyro]

careful with the homo slurs

[compact jewel]

This is what a rich person feels like

[compact jewel]

E1HTW1D7

[woven remnant]

probablly unless you play planet/trigger/held in hand heavy decks

[errant bolt]

idol's just very very tough to make work

you really need to go out of your way

[fringe nebula]

idol is THAT bad

one of the jokers that really relies on many things to work

[ivory portal]

I'm gay bro

[fringe nebula]

so much spent for such little reward

[median grove]

so should i try?

i also dont want to lose on ante 8

will this kill mee

[compact jewel]

What should Idol be changed to for it to be viable

[ivory portal]

😭😭

[woven remnant]

yikes

looks tough

[terse vale]

i’ll tell you its not but honestly go ahead if its what yu wanna do

[median grove]

do i have to sell

[ebon condor]

rank only

[fringe nebula]

rank yeah

[ebon condor]

thunk himself said itd probably be fine with just rank

[terse vale]

sell photo

[compact jewel]

Flower Pot can be suit

[ancient gyro]

unless you scored exactly 100k or under last round, no

[terse vale]

you win easy

[median grove]

but can i win without selling?

[terse vale]

no

[median grove]

i got 23,000,000 on the last hand tho

dang

[terse vale]

your scoring comes from cards and your cards are disabled

[peak lantern]

hi hi

[compact jewel]

Actually what if Flower Pot was This Joker gains 0.2x Mult for each hand played with one card of each suit

[terse vale]

if you have no cards your scoring is effectively disabled as well

[woven remnant]

debuff kills all trigger effects which is your entire joker build

[ebon condor]

pot will be fine

[median grove]

okay thanks

[ivory portal]

How useless is that 😭

[humble gulch]

Alright

[ebon condor]

im fairly confident itll be a gooc joker in 1.1 without any changes

[ivory portal]

Didn't mean to reply to u

[ancient gyro]

oh no, my x2 mult joker will reduce my scoring by 1/8 of a number in the millions

[ebon condor]

with wild card buffs and a change in meta pot will be fine

[median grove]

well should i replace that joker with photograph again, or is there an even better joker to put in its place?

that is better than photograph?

[fringe nebula]

true

[ancient gyro]

uh idk your goals

[eager summit]

fuck violet vessel

[terse vale]

well I mean if we’re going off just retriggers then invis could be good

[fringe nebula]

is that orange stake?

[ancient gyro]

a drastic change in the pair meta would have to change for it to rival against something like blackboard

[eager summit]

yea

[terse vale]

anything that gives more than 8x mult is better than a photograph here

[ebon condor]

im not saying itd be like s tier

[median grove]

x8 multi? or + 8 multi

[humble gulch]

UH

[terse vale]

8x

[ebon condor]

but if hands like 4oak, straight, and 2 pair are good, flowerpot will be

[ancient gyro]

would you say like trio levels of useable

[median grove]

can a single card even give me x8 multi? that seems really high

[ancient gyro]

that would be a good balance

[ebon condor]

yeah, maybe a bit worse

but like a solid low b

[terse vale]

i’m talking about photograph!

photograph is 2x
so having that trigger 3 times is like two to the power of three

which is eight

[terse vale]

well

I mean 16 times

I forgot the sock

[ancient gyro]

with sock

yeah

[terse vale]

so its more like two to the power of four, which is 16

[median grove]

i feel like photograph is the best card in that case

i can t think of a better one

[terse vale]

if you can find any joker that would score higher than that, its better than photograph
and remember, you will still have sock and hack,

[terse vale]

prolly another ancient

or another sock

dusk would work

[ancient gyro]

do they know of the scribbly

[terse vale]

photograph is only on the first card, ancient is on all of the cards

[terse vale]

I looowkey forgot

[ebon condor]

how to unlock it though...

[median grove]

but sock and dusk only give retriggers, not mult

i guess ill look for blueprint / ancient

[terse vale]

it buffs your ancient joker

[median grove]

i dont think i have that unlocked

[terse vale]

retriggers are effectively mult

[errant bolt]

The trick is to use the retriggers with things that give mult (i.e. glass cards)

[terse vale]

because more retriggers equals more ancient joker triggers

[ancient gyro]

🤷‍♂️

[median grove]

oohhh and youre saying the net positive of more retriggers is higher than less retriggers + photograph?

like if i switched photograph for dusk

[indigo mesa]

oof 😭

[terse vale]

YES

[zenith raven]

I lived!! Got as far as this

[median grove]

im learning!

[terse vale]

LETSGOOOOO

[ancient gyro]

learning arc

[slow pebble]

Omg guys I'm really confused.

[willow frost]

im gonna have to sell everything but were ready to go

[terse vale]

me too

[slow pebble]

All my device data is gone;;

[terse vale]

I can’t read Korean

or atleast I think thats korean

[willow frost]

nvm just selling wee works

[slow pebble]

Yes I'm korean

[terse vale]

korean is a language right I may be stupid..

[light brook]

yes

[slow pebble]

Do you know how to fix that?

[light brook]

as in yes it’s a language

[terse vale]

ok good i’m not foolish

[slow pebble]

I'm really upset guys

😩

[terse vale]

but I don’t actually know

i’m sure its been addressed somewhere

[light brook]

sadly i don’t think you can

let me check though

possible cloud storage?

[terse vale]

the good thing is that you still have your progress
its just that the data is gone

[slow pebble]

I am a mobile device user; are there any other cases?

[light brook]

android?

if so it’s a well known bug, best you can do is get progress back faster with the knowledge you have now

it’s kinda weird you still have joker completion though

apologies

[humble gulch]

Two jokers is all you need

[light brook]

what was goatsellation at

[humble gulch]

×5.5

[jolly relic]

a person being israeli doesnt immediately make them bad right? or is what i see like everyone on whatever social media saying correct

[light brook]

daym i love watching people using bro to the full potential

[slow pebble]

Okay, thank you for your help.

[light brook]

i’m sorry about your progress, best wishes

[nimble edge]

what does this do?

[humble gulch]

It's like saying "You're homophobic because you're straight"

[humble gulch]

Absolutely nothing

[jolly relic]

what

[light brook]

twin read the card

[nimble edge]

i dont understand

[light brook]

yall please discuss this somewhere else we would rather not have political jargon here please and thank you

[humble gulch]

The sixth hand you play has now ×4 mult

[nimble edge]

ok thx

[light brook]

okay so you play 6 hands, and once you play those six you get 4x and then you have to play another 6 to get the 4x again

usually not the best

[jolly relic]

its not political

[cosmic sun]

lowkey traded in campfire and constellation scaling for obelisk scaling

[light brook]

controversial whatever the term is

[jolly relic]

trash vs garbage

[cosmic sun]

bro got filtered

[jolly relic]

what

[ancient gyro]

erm suboptimal order

[light brook]

every joker mentioned is goated here, especially my man consty

[light brook]

for obelisk scaling

[slow iris]

a big runner

[meager quiver]

whats the best deck and most fun blind?

[cosmic sun]

what the holo campfire?

[light brook]

yes why

[jolly relic]

square joker is bottom 3 jokers ever

[fringe nebula]

more like

top tier joker vs top tier joker lmao

[ancient gyro]

yeah I joke I kid

[cosmic sun]

I could've put it before obby yeah, wouldn't have made it too ugly

[cosmic sun]

can you stop being wrong

[fringe nebula]

that is my daily dose of white staker take

[cosmic sun]

🦅

[ancient gyro]

rule 10

[jolly relic]

what

[jolly relic]

im correct

[slow iris]

campfire and obelisk my beloved

oh and square joker as well

[light brook]

what’s your opinion on green joker

[cosmic sun]

nah and I have all my win screenshots to back it up

[slow iris]

@jolly relic thoughts on throwback (there is a correct answer btw)

[ancient gyro]

id make fun of you more but I'm about to go skateboarding soon

[jolly relic]

discarding is better

[jolly relic]

is that the skipping blinds joker

[slow iris]

yes

[jolly relic]

oh

poopy

[slow iris]

good job

[fringe nebula]

mfw

[light brook]

good answer

[fringe nebula]

tsk tsk

[slow iris]

you've passed this test

[median needle]

Riddle time!!

This joker is out of this world! What joker is it?

[shell dagger]

supernova

[jolly relic]

satellite

[median needle]

Whoever solves it first gets to make their own balatro riddle

[shell dagger]

rocket

[jolly relic]

satellite

[shell dagger]

spaceman

astronomer

[jolly relic]

satellite

satellite

[light brook]

twin i don’t think it’s satellite

[jolly relic]

satellite

[shell dagger]

Riddle time!!

This joker is a banana

[ancient gyro]

ok

[frank notch]

cavendish

[light brook]

uhh splash?

[slow iris]

obelisk?

[frank notch]

gros michel

[fringe nebula]

wee

[light brook]

LETS GO
OKAY THIS JOKER IS GREEN

[lyric wave]

green joker

[median needle]

You didn't say it was riddle time

[frank notch]

gluttonous joker

[jolly relic]

yeah but i might win better with a rebate

[light brook]

keep guessing guys we’re almost there

[lyric wave]

blue joker?

[median needle]

Pair joker

[jolly relic]

paredolia

[ancient gyro]

who's to say you can't use both?

[fringe nebula]

do you even need rebate when you already have the setup in lategame

also yes

you can use both

[ancient gyro]

also me when I get to choose what I want

[jolly relic]

me

[hard mantle]

:3

[median needle]

Riddle time!!

This joker is red and blue

[ancient gyro]

(you can btw)

[jolly relic]

odd steven

[ancient gyro]

doesn't really matter what you say tbh

[light brook]

green joker

[jolly relic]

dna

[lyric wave]

gay red card

[jolly relic]

dna

dna

[fringe nebula]

riddle time!!

this joker is +chip, +mult, xmult and econ at the same time

[median needle]

It has a longer name than dna

[light brook]

definitely idol

[median needle]

Blueprint

[lyric wave]

any econ joker

[slow iris]

vagabond

[median needle]

It is fibonacci

[frank notch]

burglar?

[lyric wave]

rental gold joker

[light brook]

deoxynucleic acid

[shell dagger]

Sock

[frank notch]

chad

[ancient gyro]

vaga

[shell dagger]

Mime

[median needle]

Shape shifting joker

[light brook]

cmon yall it’s obv perkeo

[jolly relic]

riddle time !
this joker is the best joker in balatro 😋

[median needle]

Joker

[lyric wave]

rebate

[fringe nebula]

square joker and green joker

[stoic isle]

I LOVE ARROWHEAD

[median needle]

Pants

[light brook]

this better not be a white stake answer
(consty is my answer)

[jolly relic]

so many wrongs

[frank notch]

8 ball

or superposition

[fringe nebula]

because you are wrong

[ancient gyro]

none of us have taken u seriously atm

[lyric wave]

rebate is widely regarded as the best joker in balatro

[median needle]

Chicot

[jolly relic]

could maybe be better than all the others i seen before that

[stoic isle]

good answer

[ancient gyro]

rule 10

[median needle]

I like rocketship a lot lately

[lyric wave]

8ball better than rebate
look 8ball is good but not rebate good

[light brook]

8 ball over rebate is crazy work

[stoic isle]

that's a good answer

[jolly relic]

can you explain

[light brook]

i’m curious what your answer is

[jolly relic]

anyways its oops

[light brook]

WHAT

[ancient gyro]

it can get you banned depending on how you respond

[frank notch]

oops is okay but NOT the best

[lyric wave]

rule 10 is no loopholes

I believe

[light brook]

twin that is uhhh wayyy out there for best joker

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[lyric wave]

oops is a good joker. it's not even top 10 though

[jolly relic]

i think its the bestest

[light brook]

well i can now say i’ve met someone who thinks oops is the best

check off the list

[fringe nebula]

i'm starting to love white stake reaction lol

[lyric wave]

same

[light brook]

just curious what makes you think it’s so good

[light brook]

it’s so versatile

[median needle]

Riddle time!

I am thinking of one three. What three is it?

[ancient gyro]

i said this to one person as a joke only for them to get banned like a few minutes later and I've just been saying it ironically ever since

[jolly relic]

it doubles your luck

[lyric wave]

lmao

[lyric wave]

it doubles listed odds

[ancient gyro]

broke the same rule

[light brook]

erm yeah keep dreamin pal
(who’s gonna tell em luck and listed odds aren’t the same)

[lyric wave]

like bloodstone, 50/50 for 1.5x mult on scoring hearts, turns into a guaranteed 1.5x mult

[frank notch]

have you ever heard of scoring jokers???

[lyric wave]

blueprint, a rare joker, is luck-based on whether or not you can get it

[light brook]

now let’s not dunk of opinions here

[stoic isle]

uhh 3 of spades

[median needle]

I have never used knife joker

[ancient gyro]

hey apple

[lyric wave]

dagger is sick actually

[rich mauve]

it doubles my chance of finding a gf

[harsh relic]

what

[ancient gyro]

knife

[rich mauve]

🙏🏻

[stoic isle]

i HATE oa6!!!

[lyric wave]

correlation, not causation; oops is a mega poggers joker and girls like it

[jolly relic]

the luck only applies to people who believe in the oops

[light brook]

some people are allowed to have questionable opinions but questionable is not bad and we shouldn’t put down others for their unique opinions

[harsh relic]

"+2 mult"

[light brook]

ohh never thought of it like that

[ancient gyro]

thankfully it's the cheapest uncommon at 4 bucks

[stoic isle]

gaster is real

[lyric wave]

my man's out here buying jimbo to feed dagger

[frank notch]

cult mentality

[light brook]

knife+egg 🙏

[stoic isle]

gaster is real

[harsh relic]

✅✅

[stoic isle]

gaster is real and he lives in dreams

[lyric wave]

honestly based

buy that jimbo

[rich mauve]

I mean who wouldn't be turned on by a dice that has 6 on all sides

[harsh relic]

legit 🔥🔥

[stoic isle]

gaster is real

[harsh relic]

ok

[lyric wave]

your mother is real

[median needle]

Why can't I post a gif

[stoic isle]

the man behind the tree is real

[lyric wave]

because gifs aren't allowed in this channel

[minor portal]

Sure, if he's real, people might as well say the moon is real.

[median needle]

I want to post one

[rich mauve]

the man behind the slaughter is gaster

[stoic isle]

i'm not crazy i'm not crazy i'm not crazy i'm not crazy i'm not crazy i'm not crazy

[cosmic sun]

played the gaster card and it deleted my deck

🙀

[rich mauve]

gaster is monochrome

[lyric wave]

that's unfortunate because you can't

[icy vessel]

Gaster from undertail

[thick citrus]

Man

[fringe nebula]

balatro ooc : you will never find any justice

[stoic isle]

the moon IS real and it TURNS up to THREE SELECTED CARDS into CLUBS

[median needle]

"No no no, who made this. We are not turning the obese 1980s gamer into a gif."

[lyric wave]

not my deckfixing...

[harsh relic]

😭😭

[minor portal]

is turns three selected cards clubs

[humble gulch]

Finally I don't need to worry about seance

[stoic isle]

NEVER bring a g

[harsh relic]

@median needle

[median needle]

Ok thanks for letting me know

[viral raft]

well done

i hate Seance

pls rework it

shitnce doesn't even works well in Straight Flush builds

[humble gulch]

I just need 22 stickers more to get my second C++

[viral raft]

well done, theres a point where you just won with 2 Xmult jokers and bullshit 😭

[median grove]

should i replace drivers license with campfire? or is my econ too bad

and is campfire better here, or a retrigger joker like dusk?

[viral raft]

why are you trying to do?

like

[humble gulch]

Constellation and Bluelprint 🔥

[viral raft]

unlock jokers or?

[median grove]

just get a big score i think

[hardy charm]

First time getting anywhere near this score btw

[viral raft]

idk Campfire will just die after a few antes

imo start new run

[magic mural]

2 more

[viral raft]

niceeee

[median grove]

no way what the hell

[hardy charm]

Should I've moved Baron

[viral raft]

idk the run ends in ante 8

[waxen dagger]

hey i recognize u!

[viral raft]

then i just start a new gold

[magic mural]

i recognize me too

[median grove]

im on ante 10, i want to have fun and get a new high score

[median grove]

so im asking whats better, retrigger or campfire

[hardy charm]

Me when I lie

[fringe nebula]

retrigger is always better on endless

[median grove]

okey thanks

[median grove]

no way

[viral raft]

oh ok, mmm, try to search for photochad or a blueprint to trigger more suckm&busk

[viral raft]

Truthnuke

[median grove]

is photo chad photograph?

is that the same thing

[viral raft]

Photograph+Hanging chad

[median grove]

because i had photograph, i just had to sell it for one of the boss blinds

[viral raft]

Photo and chad

[median grove]

oh i had that

[hardy charm]

Photograph and hanging Chad synergy

[median grove]

but i had to sel it

[humble gulch]

Alright

[viral raft]

the only good suit based joker with Seeing double

[median grove]

but someone said that more retriggers outweights the benefit of fewer retriggers, + photograph

like switching out photograph for dusk would actually be better in my case

because i have ancient jokers

[viral raft]

yeah

search for more triggers

[median grove]

so i guess im looking for dusk or blueprint

[viral raft]

dusk, blueprint, brainstorm

[hardy charm]

I should've bought Flash Card when I had the chance

[viral raft]

photograph works but a trigger is just better here

[humble gulch]

I know it's a rental, but I need it

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[serene forge]

rebate next shop

[lyric wave]

oops + bloodstone next shop

[indigo mesa]

place your bets

[serene forge]

baron

[lyric wave]

holo blueprint

either that or mime

[indigo mesa]

im not selling my negatives btw im savescumming lmao

[lyric wave]

lmao

[indigo mesa]

im betting ride the bus

[lyric wave]

okay in that case bus

[fiery nymph]

hi

[humble gulch]

I wish (I died)

[serene forge]

biblical levels of greed

[lyric wave]

it's 100% bus

[indigo mesa]

any other guesses?

[serene forge]

blue joker

[indigo mesa]

yea its bus for sure

[indigo mesa]

interesting…

[humble gulch]

Odd Todd

[median grove]

i got 1 billion points!

[indigo mesa]

its brainstorm LOL i didnt even sell anything

[indigo mesa]

nicee

[lyric wave]

lmfao nice

now save scum and remove brainstorm

[median grove]

thanks

[lyric wave]

until it hits bus

[median grove]

are steel cards better, or glass cards? or lucky cards?

[indigo mesa]

selling the whole loadout so it hits hus lmfaoo

[humble gulch]

Oh no

[median grove]

with ancient joker

[lyric wave]

it's not a take here

[indigo mesa]

glass cards for SURE. lucky cards are also nice

[lyric wave]

rental is brutal

[serene forge]

what could go wrong

[median grove]

i dont know what i should use death on

[median grove]

but wont they break

[serene forge]

also obligatory rebate next shop

[indigo mesa]

id take it idc if i die

[shell dagger]

wild cards

[median grove]

because they get triggered so many times

[lyric wave]

no

[median grove]

someone said glass cards

[serene forge]

triggers don't affect that

[lyric wave]

it only procs the break once

[indigo mesa]

nope, its one in four no matter how many triggers

[serene forge]

it rolls the probability once

[median grove]

woooaoaaaaah

[shell dagger]

ancient joker prefers draw consistency

[median grove]

thats insane

[shell dagger]

it already has plenty of score

but if you don’t draw the flush, you die regardless of glass

[median grove]

so wild cards are better than glass cards?

[indigo mesa]

omgg dude i want it but i cant

[shell dagger]

imo yeah

[lyric wave]

NO

[median grove]

???

[lyric wave]

wait you have ancient joker

[median grove]

i dont know who is right

yes

[indigo mesa]

my deck has 6s i took from standard packs lol

[median grove]

2

[serene forge]

wilds can be good but don't use too many of them

[lyric wave]

okay with double ancient joker wilds could be good

[serene forge]

because suit bosses will kill you

[median grove]

i have a million wild kings

[indigo mesa]

wild cards and glass cards. glass cards will make your score go INSANE, wild cards make it easier to find flush but are easily debuffed

[lyric wave]

ancient joker is the one case where this is a real question

[median grove]

but thats not that good because they turn into four of a kind

[indigo mesa]

that wont be good when you face the window or something

[terse dock]

The aj still scores

[indigo mesa]

you can play flush five

[median grove]

so no lucky cards?

[indigo mesa]

thats wonderful

[indigo mesa]

lucky cards are fine but those are better

[serene forge]

lucky cards are good in general

for the money

[lyric wave]

how far in the run are you

[median grove]

woahh ive never played a flush five

im on ante 10

fighting the water

[serene forge]

well that changes things

[lyric wave]

probably go for wilds, but still have a suit changer and a bit of glass

[median grove]

because of the boss blind? i feel like its not that bad

[serene forge]

no you're in endless

[median grove]

oh yeah

[serene forge]

so glass is more relevant

[median grove]

i want a big score

[median grove]

do you think glass is better in endless

[red briar]

i finally unlocked showman

🥺

time to winmaxx

[slow iris]

it objectively is better

[median grove]

but glass on endless?

[lyric wave]

glass is better than wild in nearly every scenario except for this one, where you have two wilds

[indigo mesa]

PLEASE dont be tarot merchant planet merchant or magic trick

[median grove]

no i have a million wilds

[red briar]

how do you get multiple of the same joker 🥺

[median grove]

i have like two glass cards

[lyric wave]

two ancients* mb

[serene forge]

weren't you here yesterday saying you keep losing on gold stake

[indigo mesa]

invisible joker

[red briar]

no?

i haven't even unlocked gold stake bub

😭

[indigo mesa]

you can also do that with showman or ankh

[median grove]

but wild is better for two ancient jokers?

thats what someone said

than glass

[lyric wave]

wild is better for double ancient joker (the scenario you're in rn), but in every other scenario glass is better

[median grove]

i dont see what difference one vs two jokers would make though

two ancients

[lyric wave]

because two ancient jokers is 2.25x score whereas glass is 2x

[serene forge]

I must've been thinking of someone else

[red briar]

maybe

[lyric wave]

you weren't, but you were thinking of the wrong stake

[median grove]

but cant i get the 2.25 x on the glass card.. ?

[serene forge]

well

[red briar]

but yeah i'm definitely not gold stake material yet

i do keep losing on green stake though

[lyric wave]

not consistently

[serene forge]

glass would be 2x on top of the ancient

[median grove]

because they break?

[lyric wave]

no

[serene forge]

it depends on how trimmed the deck is

[stoic isle]

i LOVE arrowhead!!!

[serene forge]

and if wilds are still needed

[lyric wave]

because ancient joker has random suits

[indigo mesa]

ayy ill take it

[red briar]

bootstraps...

[median grove]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[serene forge]

I hate Bootstraps

[median grove]

because i cant play my glass cards every time

with ancient joker

i see

i get it now

[lyric wave]

lets say all of your kings are clubs. ancient joker only hits clubs 1/4th of the time

[indigo mesa]

bootstraps is very annoying but i do think its objectively not that bad of a joker

[median grove]

all my glass kings

[red briar]

what card do you like dud

you hate bootstraps you hate bloodstone

[median grove]

but i guess its still good to have a few glass cards for every suit

[serene forge]

if all your kings are clubs then you are making a mistake by using ancient joker

[serene forge]

red card

[red briar]

cool

[lyric wave]

this is true

[red briar]

i find myself liking walkie talkie, red card, rtb, blue joker

[cosmic sun]

I hate Bloodstone

[red briar]

the one broke ass rare joker is cool too

i forgor the nme

name

[lyric wave]

blueprint?

[spark canyon]

awesome run

[lyric wave]

broke ass as in, creates a tarot card if you have below 4 dollars? that would be vagabond

[serene forge]

me too!!!!!

broke ass game ass

[red briar]

no

i think its

vagabond

thje one where you have to have under 4$

idk

[lyric wave]

yea

[red briar]

its cool tho

[lyric wave]

that's vagabond

[red briar]

i got my new high score with it

[lyric wave]

vagabond absolutely rocks, you can build up like 150+ tarot cards over the course of the run with either a blueprint or a burglar, or something similar

[stark charm]

Sell baron for bootstrap

🙂

[red briar]

baron is a sub 5 card

we dont like this card

deck fixing is for LOSERS we only play pairslop here

[serene forge]

I hate Baron

I hate Throwback

[indigo mesa]

😭

[red briar]

Do you hate...

even steven

and odd todd

i dont like either of them

:C

[lyric wave]

who doesn't hate odd todd

I can vibe with even steven. fuck odd todd though

[red briar]

odd todd

probably isnt allowed near schools

gives me that vibe

[indigo mesa]

omen globe PLEASE lock in

[lyric wave]

[indigo mesa]

…

[lyric wave]

what if you sold negative odd todd for it

[indigo mesa]

oh true

[lyric wave]

also you're close to ante 16, do you have reroll voucher?

bean bug...

[indigo mesa]

oh i do

completely forgot

[stark charm]

Evil ugly deck

[lyric wave]

that 2k money is looking really useful rn

[indigo mesa]

yep

[indigo mesa]

im gonna be so sad to sell all of my natural negatives

[lyric wave]

wait it could just. Not be crimson heart

I thought you had retcon

[indigo mesa]

oh yea i dont 😭

[lyric karma]

it may sound dumb but what if you use a strength on a stone card

[indigo mesa]

well theres always ante 24 if that happens rightw?

[lyric wave]

yea

ante 16 voucher is director's cut which rerolls into crimson heart trust

[indigo mesa]

its still a stone card but then if u destone it its kne higher rank then it wouldve been

[lyric wave]

the card underneath still has a rank, you just can't see it

[indigo mesa]

i believe 🙏

[lyric wave]

[indigo mesa]

rats

[lyric wave]

damnn

heart?

[lyric wave]

then we shall wait for ante 24

how's scoring going?

[tepid forge]

i really cant enjoy looking at unedited full balatro runs withouth getting bored no matter if thered crazy stuff happening

[median grove]

do i get an achievement for flush five?

[lyric wave]

if you grab the flush five planet card, that counts towards the achievement for getting every planet card

you can only grab eris by playing a flush five first

[granite burrow]

so I have this hand of jokers and it's going pretty well, I'm running a checkered deck and trying to get face cards only on flush with spades but I'm unsure if this is the optimal layout for this deck.

[lyric wave]

copying blackboard is def better if it triggers on your hand

idk how much base mult you have, but with chad you have at least 15. blackboard normally gives 3x, but with both brainstorms on it it'd give 27x

[median grove]

do you think its good to ectoplasm the ancient joker?

[lyric wave]

yeah go for it

[median grove]

or should i ectoplasm hanging chad, and maybe get a higher multiplier on my aj?

or does the card effect not stack with the aj mult

[lyric wave]

chad is a retrigger, which means it does work with aj

unfortunately you can't choose what ecto hits

[median grove]

oh i thought i could

[indigo mesa]

burglar is actually trolling

[indigo mesa]

e36

[median grove]

anyways, does polychrome on aj stack with its multiplier?

[lyric wave]

the bean bug would've gone so hard

[lyric wave]

yes

[median grove]

if i were to get polychrome on aj

[median grove]

so thats the best edition for aj

[indigo mesa]

polychrome is always just flat static 1.5x to your score no matter what joker its on, strivtly speaking polychrome would be better on another joker so ectoplasm could hit aj

[lyric wave]

polychrome is the best edition on a card in endless

[indigo mesa]

what are you saying 😭

[nimble edge]

if i use this on ante 8 will it skip the boss?

[lyric wave]

OH are they talking about on a joker

I thought you meant on a playing card

[indigo mesa]

yes

[lyric wave]

don't use wheels in endless, it just takes up your potential ecto hits

[indigo mesa]

yea polychrome is definitely the best for cards, stacks with retriggers and aj, its absolutely massive. on your jokers u want negative thoughts

[indigo mesa]

i take em cus if they hit a nonsense bullshit joker then ecto has a better chance, if not i savescum

[lyric wave]

you want negative thoughts? all this time people have been telling me to think positive...

[indigo mesa]

parent joke 🥀

[fiery nymph]

no its gonna disable the effect

you still have to score

enough

[ancient gyro]

so called scaling jokers

[indigo mesa]

oh yea i didnt correctly process the question lol

scaling jokers dont scale very well into endless

[lyric wave]

what about my 100x yorick, barely giving me an E? :(

[median grove]

am i dead guys