🕹・game-discussion

[frank grove]

top 10 worst bait attempts in this balatro discord wow

[rocky helm]

yorick is #2 if before blue stake

[vernal breach]

Yorick no exponetial potential

[tranquil oasis]

what about nathan124 that’s the best legendary joker

[rocky helm]

no, im just like, really stupid, and i have no knowledge of the game whatsoever, so I can accidentally bait

[mental bloom]

true

[tranquil oasis]

lowk you guys don’t know nathan124 like that

[ancient gyro]

i plead the fifth

[heavy heron]

come to the states sometime, we’ll eat some nice dim sum

[mental bloom]

nathan124 goated

[rocky helm]

if blue stake gets reworked, yorick is a really good legendary

[final escarp]

potential:

1. perkeo
2. trib
3. canio
4. yorick
5. chicot

ante 8:

1. yorick
2. chicot
3. perkeo
4. canio
5. trib

[tranquil oasis]

where’s nathan124

[frank grove]

yorick is still free win on blue stake+

[mental bloom]

they dont know ball

[rocky helm]

bro

[ivory elbow]

straight flush in the tarot pack

[fringe nebula]

8 ante gold stake should be :

1. yorick
2. canio
3. trib
4. perkeo
5. chiclets

[frank grove]

it still scales by 1x per ante thats good enough for x mult bro ??

[rocky helm]

yorick + andrew is goated

[fiery nymph]

honestly its the legendary i want for gold stake no mayter what

[mental bloom]

whats the best legendary you can get at the very beginning of a run

[tranquil oasis]

1, Nathan124

all the others are trash trust me

[fiery nymph]

i completely agree

[rocky helm]

slower than hologram mostly

[rocky helm]

trib

[mental bloom]

true

[mental bloom]

trib means deckbuilding then

[frank grove]

hologram either requires other jokers or requires standard packs which comes down to rng

[mental bloom]

but it can go very far foshu

[frank grove]

yorick is just ... there all the time

[heavy heron]

but…. like…. comparing anything to hologram makes said joker look bad

[rocky helm]

bro just get a k k k q q full house

[fiery nymph]

and hologram fills ur hands with trash

[tranquil oasis]

HEY

[fiery nymph]

lets be real

[tranquil oasis]

hey now

[mental bloom]

ig but there's better

[minor valve]

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

[ancient gyro]

ideally you don't get legendaries a1-2 knowing how early game is played out

[vernal breach]

Hologram trading card is funny

[tranquil oasis]

what is the worst looking legendary

[minor valve]

NOT EVEN A SUIT DEBUFF

[rocky helm]

yorick sort of. because imagine you have a good 5 card hand or like gold cards and or blue seals or smth, and then to scale him fully you have to discard them.

[vernal breach]

Trib

[heavy heron]

DEATH

WILL SAVE YOU

[mental bloom]

true true...

[tranquil oasis]

what is the worst looking negative

[heavy heron]

oh wait are you doing straights?

[fringe nebula]

that is your first mistake

you don't play 5 card hand with yorick

[mental bloom]

NOOOOO

[minor valve]

nvm I was stupid

[frank grove]

guess what? in blue stake plus you dont play five card hands that often anyway

[rocky helm]

yeah

[rich mauve]

just don't play 5 card hands 🤷

[minor valve]

I miscounted the clubs

[heavy heron]

They have A DEATH

THEY HAVE A DEATH

[rocky helm]

yeah guys mb

[heavy heron]

YOU HAVE A DEATH!!!

[mental bloom]

USE THE DEATH

on

idk

[minor valve]

I used it on the jack

[rocky helm]

death on king

[willow frost]

why do they have boobs

[minor valve]

jimbos big naturals texture pack

the jack was a wild

[fervent wolf]

What a start

[mental bloom]

tuff mod

[wintry ice]

pairs are the meta hand so that usually doesn't matter

[mental bloom]

woah

[minor valve]

also I have retcon

[heavy heron]

ima stop by the miniso i wonder if they have chiikawa stuff

[rocky helm]

crt + low contrast cards ☹️

[minor valve]

I'm rolling away from amber acorn

[fringe nebula]

what is chiikawa

[heavy heron]

something my gf loves

some kinda

series

i don’t really know honestly

[wintry ice]

girl what the fuck is this

[fiery nymph]

i havent lost a single gs run with yorick

[ancient gyro]

they call me insane

[mental bloom]

LOL

[final escarp]

play q and j for a pair

[willow frost]

oh that stuff

[fiery nymph]

you dont even need a merry andy as well

[willow frost]

cool lol

[fiery nymph]

it just scales it faster

by a lot

[heavy heron]

wdym

[rocky helm]

no but whenever i get canio i just never see hangman

[fringe nebula]

lmao

[mental bloom]

merry andy and yorick are tuff

[heavy heron]

you should just screen record.. it’s a lot easier to look at

[willow frost]

i just googled it and i just know its the stuff they make sticker packs out of lol

[ancient gyro]

yes I wouldve died if I played any other hand

[ancient gyro]

too much memory

[heavy heron]

interesting

[rocky helm]

sometimes screen record is bigger than file limit

[ancient gyro]

no thanks

[minor valve]

GIVEN TO ME ON A SILVER PLATTER

LET'S GO

[heavy heron]

that’s why you delete after

[ancient gyro]

also samsung has shot built in screen recording

[heavy heron]

AYYYY NICE

[ancient gyro]

yeah but I don't do that

[rocky helm]

wait hold up

[frank grove]

but then you dont have the screen recording for this purpose ??

[ancient gyro]

who cares I got all the important stuff

[heavy heron]

well you post it here then delete it

[ancient gyro]

no

[heavy heron]

i got a whole archive of my runs on this discord

LOOLLLL

[willow frost]

how do you organise these lol

[still pike]

Do I take any?

[rocky helm]

its ok @heavy heron

[ancient gyro]

im going to get my mileage out of my media

[heavy heron]

what’s ok

[rocky helm]

just get discord on your computer bro

[rocky helm]

he doesn't have to screen record

[heavy heron]

well yeah i’m not forcing him

[fiery nymph]

id take the mime personally

[willow frost]

same im pretty sure ive sent every win ive ever had on this discord

[fringe nebula]

probably mime

[fiery nymph]

but idk

[heavy heron]

it was just a suggestion

[heavy heron]

HAHAH that’s pretty funny

i have like 500 videos in this discord

[fiery nymph]

you can choose to take mime if you think you can make the most of it

[willow frost]

fire lmao

[mental bloom]

i now know where you live just by looking at the thing behind your laptop

[rocky helm]

eternal mime is kind of ahh when you're not deckfixed

[frank grove]

its money, extra blue seal triggers and can be score later

[lost vault]

not that hard to get gold card ngl

[frank grove]

eternal mime is fine

[rocky helm]

i have a bunch of images

[heavy heron]

oh the gay guy is here

[fiery nymph]

literally a seal, steel, or gold card in ur deck gets you started

[rocky helm]

yeah but it will take forever to 1. convert 2. draw

[lost vault]

so thats all i am

[fiery nymph]

its 6$ a round with gold

[mental bloom]

oh indeed

hiiii

[heavy heron]

NO LOOLLL

[lost vault]

just call me skinky then gng

[heavy heron]

ok fair enough

[fiery nymph]

im calling you stinky instead

[fringe nebula]

well you see, there is this thing called "find x joker early, make your build around that x joker"

[frank grove]

what

[lost vault]

this might come as a surprise but you can draw gold cards without having your entire deck be gold cards

[minor valve]

do I take it

[fiery nymph]

do you play flushes or something

[lost vault]

how original

[heavy heron]

nnnnahhhhhhhhhhhh

[fiery nymph]

thanks!

[lost vault]

never heard that one before

[heavy heron]

you don’t need it

[rocky helm]

i used to but no more ❤️‍🩹

[fiery nymph]

yeah its carrying over

[minor valve]

idk how much further this run is going to go

[heavy heron]

i used to play flushes too… until i realized i should keep playing flushes

[heavy heron]

i believe in you

[lost vault]

campfire goated

[rocky helm]

past blue stake i got a bit sceptical about flushes, but then in gold stake i realized flushes are bad

[fringe nebula]

i used to be a full house gamer when i was a noob

now i'm a stm fist steel gamer

[ancient gyro]

black++ will humble you

[fiery nymph]

i feel like this is the biggest issue with the blue stake

[rocky helm]

maximum till ante 12, maybe 13 by glass card retriggers, 14 by an act of god

[fiery nymph]

shoot the moon but no fist

[ancient gyro]

shoot the mime

[rocky helm]

your background

why is it so...

[fiery nymph]

it tweaks out idk

😭 😭

🥀

[fringe nebula]

i saw that

[fiery nymph]

was not the wind

[ancient gyro]

😀

[minor valve]

FINALLY IT SHOWED UP

[still pike]

W start

[rocky helm]

@ancient gyro

[fervent plover]

guys, do i take paredolia?

even though its eternal

[fiery nymph]

holy

[slow iris]

the jokers of all time

[rocky helm]

i don't think so

[lost vault]

yay banner

[fervent plover]

damn

[vestal copper]

put license on the very right

[rocky helm]

x2 on stencil is diabolical

[vestal copper]

and summit prob goes

[lost vault]

x2 on stencil is reasonable

[fiery nymph]

x2 on stencil isnt half bad

[vestal copper]

you can print with pareidolia

[fiery nymph]

cant you win with a few stencils and planets

[fringe nebula]

madness at x3 btw

[ivory elbow]

madness is so ahh imo

[minor valve]

I think I skipped on a paintbrush earlier. THE ECTO IS WORTH IT

[lunar fjord]

what would be the hardest finisher boss blind for gold stake?

[ancient gyro]

vv

[vestal copper]

madness when eternals tho 🔥

[vestal copper]

vv

[rocky helm]

white stake reaction

[ancient gyro]

like you're one to talk

[rocky helm]

crimson heat??

[fringe nebula]

vv and crimson heart are biggest threat

[lost vault]

not a single ounce of joy or whimsy in this one

[fringe nebula]

well, maybe needle and wall too

[lunar fjord]

whats vv?

[fringe nebula]

violet vessel

[vestal copper]

violet vessel

[lunar fjord]

oh

[ivory elbow]

violet vessel 6x requirements

[worn oasis]

what do yall know about spamming 5oak🥶

[rocky helm]

5oak

[vestal copper]

anti meta boss

[worn oasis]

the other joker i had for a while was odd todd😭

worst run ive ever played

idk what i was doing but it worked ig

[rocky helm]

wheres ur fifth joker

[minor valve]

I think I know the answer to this but it's best to be safe. take dna or no?

[rocky helm]

dna should only copy wilds in this build

[minor valve]

I have 2 lucky jack

[vestal copper]

what is with this gold joker

[minor valve]

it's there

[rocky helm]

if u get like 10 of them, and then AJ likes a different suit, ur fried

[fringe nebula]

everything has boobs now

wtf

[vestal copper]

this is horrible 😭

[mental bloom]

Goated mod I must say

[ivory elbow]

what texture packs are yall using

[vestal copper]

blue also does

[fossil rover]

the last round was crimson heart i swear to god.

[worn oasis]

i got the boss that said select one card at all times and there was a bean in the shop before, so i made sure i had a bunch of aces then sold it to gaurentee selecting an ace then glasses it

[vale mist]

what's deck looking like

[ivory elbow]

amber acorn synergy

[vale mist]

to stay on ancient joker's good side you would be copying wilds

[fossil rover]

???

[fossil rover]

lmao

[vestal copper]

the humble 🪟

the 🙂‍↔️

the ♣️

and the 🐐

[jagged cliff]

Perkeo??

[minor valve]

not adjusted at all

[fossil rover]

worst part was that right before i started the crimson heart i was debating if i should have rolled down for bean or not, i didnt

[fringe nebula]

what is goad again? excuse my lack of vocabulary

[minor valve]

FIRST E SCORED

[fossil rover]

w

[jagged cliff]

nvm

[mental bloom]

The no

[worn oasis]

what is that negative joker on the left

[vestal copper]

the only moment when yorick is bad

[mental bloom]

Blueprint

[jagged cliff]

fr

[worn oasis]

ig ive nevr seen negative blueprint

[mental bloom]

Congratulations!!

[mental bloom]

Dw lol it's pretty rare

[twin lantern]

@amber heron

[ivory elbow]

what i thought its common

i had like 5 of them

[minor valve]

Blueprint adn that was like 4th shop no reroll

[mental bloom]

Mb I was not aware of your game

[fiery nymph]

when was the last time you saw one completely natural

[ivory elbow]

like

[fiery nymph]

because

[ivory elbow]

2h ago

[fiery nymph]

ive never seen that shit

;-;

[vestal copper]

nat neg bp?

[fiery nymph]

yes

[mental bloom]

Yea it was

[fiery nymph]

honestly i dont do endless so thats probably why

[vestal copper]

taxevasion~1

[fiery nymph]

you have so many more rerolls

[ivory elbow]

ss in the deck because i bought it

[lunar fjord]

8ball or vagabond

[ivory elbow]

vagabond way better

[mental bloom]

Yes

[minor valve]

run died on ante 13

couldn't get 2 flush fives

[vestal copper]

both goated but vaga too goated

[fiery nymph]

vaga is so crazyyy

[mental bloom]

Awwwh ggs still

[versed sable]

this looks cool polychrome

[lunar fjord]

but u cant rly get interest with vagabond

[ivory elbow]

but you get 3 tarots per round

[fiery nymph]

my fav negative is probably campfire

[lunar fjord]

vaga is per hand

[minor valve]

This was my first really good run

[ivory elbow]

yes 3 hands bro

[lunar fjord]

8 ball is per 8

[minor valve]

everything fell into place

[lunar fjord]

thats only for black deck

[mental bloom]

Niceeeee!!

[minor valve]

plus I'm trying to get better at money management

[lost vault]

you sure cam

can

[mental bloom]

Yea you got very lucky

[lunar fjord]

most start with 4

[ivory elbow]

3 for tarots and 1 for winninf

[minor valve]

that first shop rebate was perfect

[lunar fjord]

oh

[mental bloom]

Early rebate is always goated

Too good to be a common

[lost vault]

you get one on the winning hand though??

[fiery nymph]

who said you couldnt win with all 3 hands

its not forcing you to play a highcard right?

[lunar fjord]

• with 8 ball u can use oops

[nova matrix]

Ggs

[dull ridge]

Has someone ever raged in Balatro? I rage kinda often in every game but that has never happened in Balatro

[lunar fjord]

oops synergyzes rly well with a lot of other good jokers

[mental bloom]

🫡

[lost vault]

are we seriously arguing if 8ball is better than vagabond

[lunar fjord]

yes

[nova matrix]

This was from this morning

[mental bloom]

You'll see when you lose a good run against the Plant for example

[nova matrix]

But check this shit out

[ivory elbow]

50% with an 8 VS 100% ewvery hand

[lost vault]

im done bruh

[nova matrix]

My very next run

[mental bloom]

Oh

[lost vault]

vagabond is like 3 tiers above 8ball

[mental bloom]

Or if you barely reach the required score

[lost vault]

consistency is paramount in high stakes

[nova matrix]

My very

Next

[lunar fjord]

idk i just rly like 8 ball

[nova matrix]

Run

[dull ridge]

Yeah, ig I don’t have enough “level” in Balatro

[mental bloom]

😭😭💔

Plant moment

[lost vault]

me too but i dont go around lying about its quality

[mental bloom]

Dw dw

[nova matrix]

2 trib back to back

[lost vault]

it is a fine joker no more no less

[fiery nymph]

vaga is just easier to use doesnt require another joker or fixing

[ivory elbow]

guys whats worse

vv or plant

[fiery nymph]

i like it more and i think its better

[lost vault]

and its consistent

[dull ridge]

But overall I think Balatro isn’t that rageable

As any other game

[fiery nymph]

yeah exactly, its an extremely controllable tarot gen

[lost vault]

this is a completely subjective matter cro 😭

[vestal copper]

cheart would like to disagree

[mental bloom]

What's the game of your tag? It looks so cool omg

[dull ridge]

I mean

Not really tho

[lost vault]

it is

[fiery nymph]

its illusion carnival, free on steam its very cool i liked it a lot

[lost vault]

different people are more susceptible to rage

surprisingly everyone isnt a blueprint of each other

[mental bloom]

Oh nice it's free I have to get it

[dull ridge]

But in comparison with idk a shooter game

[junior horizon]

Peak art

[dull ridge]

The shooter game is more rageable

[lost vault]

ive raged more at balatro than any basic hero shooter game

this is subjective

"rageability" is not a quantifiable thing

[mental bloom]

Another peak gem indie game

[vestal copper]

holy

[ivory elbow]

or like gd

[fiery nymph]

its probably because most losses happen directly because of ur previous actions in balatro

thats how i see it at least

[lost vault]

some games are more prone to rage sure but at the end of the day people can and will rage over any game

[fiery nymph]

yeah ofc

i just feel like certain games induce that more than others

[vestal copper]

raging over stardew valley

[dull ridge]

I mean, not everyone will say the same thing but most of ppl won’t rage that often as any other game

[lost vault]

it just varies between people

[frank grove]

those skull cavern levels are a little scary early on 😭

[lost vault]

if i play gd casually i probably wont get very mad about it

[dull ridge]

I get your point

[ivory elbow]

like geometry dash or undertale

[frank notch]

plant, chad, popcorn, double tag soda, chicot, the pants joker, bbc, burglar, bootstraps, delayed grat, nacho tong, the idol, 8 ball, glow up voucher, cryptid, htr, gift card, abstract joker, parking, bull, smiley face, brainstorm, gold ticket

[junior horizon]

Right?

[fringe nebula]

oof

i'm thinking about taking vampire over blueprint here

[lost vault]

undertale

okay

[vestal copper]

its peak

[mental bloom]

Damn

[junior horizon]

Missed one

[vestal copper]

undertale ❓ ❓

[mental bloom]

Hi pinkie pie

[frank grove]

yeah with familiar up top as well

[junior horizon]

Hi #1 The idol hater

[lost vault]

i cannot believe we are genuinely arguing avout whether or not you can rage at balatro

meoww

[junior horizon]

There's one more joker you didnt catch

[vestal copper]

wait the carpet is a fucking gicket 🔥

[fringe nebula]

also have 3 purple seals in my deck

[vale mist]

red card underneath the ticket?

[dull ridge]

But for example, if you play an online shooter, I think there’s more probability for you to rage bc there are so many factors you can’t “control”, teammates, bad matchmaking, etc but in Balatro you loose bc of your actions

[frank grove]

Im taking vamp, blueprint is cool but its only like a 2x right now

[lost vault]

i guess dude idfk

this is a silly convo

[junior horizon]

Yes

[frank grove]

I think its just the playerbases, its more meta to rage at multiplayer games over balatro i guess

[vale mist]

hell yeah

[dull ridge]

Ig I really got into that bc I’m high idk

[umbral sapphire]

I love this game

[dull ridge]

Is a thought I can’t get over with

[lost vault]

okay

i dont rven like multiplayer fps games

which is probably why i dont care enough to get mad at them

[fiery nymph]

if you get a tarot gen to give you a wheel how often do you guys use it versus selling

[frank grove]

If i have enough money im probably using it, but if im struggling for money ill sell it more often

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[serene forge]

same

[umbral sapphire]

Def my best run ever,the seed has polycrome perkeo and blueprint on ante 1 btw(127L7MJM)

[serene forge]

usually using it

[lost vault]

ultrakill though

peak bob

[serene forge]

i kinda don't really play multiplayer games

[fiery nymph]

good to know thanks guys

[lost vault]

me too

[fiery nymph]

do i copy dusk or aj

[vestal copper]

peak fiction

[lost vault]

multiplayer games, especially competitive ones, are hard for me to enjoy

[vestal copper]

best jame ever

[lost vault]

too many unknowns

[vestal copper]

twinning

[lost vault]

maybe :3

fraud peak

[vestal copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1008707962249941102.png?size=48&name=true~1&lossless=true

[sullen aspen]

egg carried

alr that jokes old

[fiery nymph]

i honestly dont see a difficulty change between orange and gold stake

[slow iris]

rentals add some difficulty

[fiery nymph]

but it feels like a really small change

also the rentals being 1$ can sometimes be more helpful

[frank grove]

Rentals are also pretty fun to play around unlike perishables which just are annoying

[fringe nebula]

it's a change imo, especially with how the earlygame plays out

[frank grove]

yeah early rentals can be good can also just kill you

[fiery nymph]

true..

[desert solstice]

that baron got me thinking cuz...

[fiery nymph]

yeah that too

its an early game thing for sure

[willow frost]

early buffoon packs are usually just "good day, would you like shit pro or shit pro max"

[fiery nymph]

or ifs a mult scaler

and its a win!!

[serene forge]

here win

[olive stirrup]

Do i buy invis? Im scoring 400 mil

[fringe nebula]

replace dice yeah

[olive stirrup]

Ok

[willow frost]

the inevitable "okayyyyyy" screenshot awaits

[flat warren]

Dice has no need to be there lol

[serene forge]

no

[olive stirrup]

Now im cooked

[serene forge]

sell suck

[olive stirrup]

Roffle user detected, only wants photochad

[willow frost]

as opposed to the refined sock and buskin user lol

[serene forge]

photochad is probably my 3rd most hated thing in this game

[fervent plover]

the luckiest arcane pack skip ever

[serene forge]

you're right though

[olive stirrup]

Let me guess chicot is the first

[serene forge]

the move is to sell photo obviously

[frank grove]

behind bloodstone and ...

[willow frost]

oops

[frank grove]

that would be funny

[willow frost]

ah i wish

[fringe nebula]

first is bloodstone

[frank grove]

showman

[versed sable]

now you can copy incantation for more hologram value

[serene forge]

XIX - The Sun

[frank grove]

hmmm right right

[serene forge]

why would you guess that

[frank grove]

😭

[olive stirrup]

Idk

[fervent plover]

damn, best first ante i ever had

[fringe nebula]

man, i don't like having to think and use misprint tech on black deck

[olive stirrup]

Sello perkeo buy Joker, (joke)

[fervent plover]

i really want the dice

[fervent plover]

i did 🙁

[fervent plover]

do i take dice so that i can get more econ from business?

or just stick with the current jokers?

[rancid gull]

But you're a pro now

use the tech

[fringe nebula]

i'd rather not be a pro

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[foggy bane]

Whats the optimal joker placement here

[serene forge]

sell photo buy jimbo

[wild laurel]

hey guys im just messing around with debug mode and idk, im kinda new (i have only beat the game 2 times) and im feeling guilty that i might unlock things that i should unlock with real progression

also the chip/mult adders dont work

[fringe nebula]

btw, this channel is now strangely peaceful

haven't seen amphymalding for the past few days

[rancid gull]

You are going to summon more amphymalding

you jinxed us

[frank grove]

Yeah its over now

[olive stirrup]

Holy seed, has sock, bloodstone, blueprint brainstorm

Dice

Do i sell burglar?

[flat warren]

My round 2 trib ankh goes harder

[flat warren]

What’s your deck like

[olive stirrup]

Building towards lucky jacks

[willow frost]

if you have red seal steel kings, thats good

[foggy bane]

I do

[willow frost]

its either 6x4 or 4x6 you cant even them out yet

unless you find a blueprint

[foggy bane]

So what yoire saying is i need a second blueprint

[willow frost]

yee

two barons is not the play lol

[foggy bane]

So sell a baron for showman or invis?

[willow frost]

oh my goodness you have no money

[foggy bane]

Yeaaa…

[willow frost]

where are your thousands of dollars lmao

[foggy bane]

I noticed

[willow frost]

did you not make gold kings first

[foggy bane]

I kinda anticipated this run to end on ante 12 but then the shops ended up being amazing so now im stuck with shitty econ

[willow frost]

oh cool

[olive stirrup]

Jack build finally paid out

[willow frost]

well then you can just ride this one out its fine

[foggy bane]

I also converted my gold to steel way too early i assume

[foggy bane]

That might be the problem

[tranquil oasis]

Balatro is everywhere

[lost vault]

meow~

[mental bloom]

Miao

[lost vault]

balatro players whem they see a standard 52 card deck with jokers included

[tranquil oasis]

how it felt hearing my grandma talk about a gros michel when I downloaded balatro

[fervent plover]

fk

this one card ruined my deck

[timber zodiac]

I had 16 cryptids. But no no the Plant had to show up and ruin all the fun

[lyric karma]

Everything for scaling hologram 🙏

[olive stirrup]

Good run

[fervent plover]

what is this mod btw? been searching for tht for a while

[fast flame]

my wee got so big as it grew 🤧🥲

[timber zodiac]

jokerdisplay to show what the jokers are doing, blueprint to make the blueprints and brainstorms look like that

[fervent plover]

everything for tht. the ace tho is the one that ruind it

[fervent plover]

ok

[serene forge]

3/14/26 balatrodle in 3

[fast flame]

w

[serene forge]

i just vomited all over my computer and destroyed it

you're going to pay for my replacement

[wintry ice]

what made me forget i needed acrobat to be active for the 1 shot to win

[neon hollow]

What to do when you have just one joker for left for C++?

[vale mist]

gamble on anaglyph deck with negative tags

[frank grove]

dont do this

[gilded path]

how long did it take yall to win for the first time?

[serene forge]

Play

[wintry ice]

that's what you do when you have a lot of jokers left

just go with ghost or blue

[foggy bane]

I understand the importance of late game econ now

[mystic vale]

idk if ts challenge is hella easy or if i just got lucky

[wintry ice]

wth

[pallid ferry]

would selling stm for this be worth because black deck or not

[fast flame]

I think so bc foil and ur down a discard

[pallid ferry]

yeah that’s what i was thinking

[night turret]

I mean perfect joker for this deck

[fast flame]

lol

[wintry ice]

do i keep ecto for later use

or is it safe it just use it now

it hit rebate

that's pretty good

neat

this is actually pretty good

[round verge]

natural negative bloodstone is wild

[rancid gull]

Ninth Black Deck ++ win

[round verge]

W i did that goldstake today too

[wintry ice]

synergy time

"flush"

i forgot smeared can make my straights into strushes

200% chance for the finisher to be heart

[red sparrow]

Two weeks

[red sparrow]

Which was about 50 games

[wintry ice]

i died to my reckless ass discarding

6 the dollar

[glad smelt]

Anyone with photo+chad NOT beeing top 1-2 jokers

[wintry ice]

hi

[glad smelt]

Huh

[stoic isle]

SIX DOLLAR SRIMP SPECIAL

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[wintry ice]

i hate getting the dumbest deaths ever

[serene forge]

plenty of people

photo sucks

[wintry ice]

this

is going to the single dumbest run ever

uh yeah this could also work and it's very slightly safer

[glad smelt]

I mean

That’s just free if you get both

[wintry ice]

which isn't too likely

[glad smelt]

Obv scaling shit is nice and doesn’t work with photo

[wintry ice]

and like

yeah

i was gonna say that

[glad smelt]

That works with blue seals tho

[serene forge]

"if you beat ante 8 you win the run"

[ancient gyro]

insanity

[glad smelt]

Why shoot the moon

[lofty vault]

Shoot the moon

[ancient gyro]

because

why photoslop

[glad smelt]

I don’t like shooting the moon

[ancient gyro]

oh well

not my problem

[glad smelt]

I prefer looking outside

[frank grove]

i dont think i need card sharp? and im playing straights anyway so i guess i also could lose the runner

[lofty vault]

But chadslop

[odd sorrel]

This Balatro stuff is easy

[glad smelt]

[novel hound]

so what do i do (constellation is at like 4x)

[lofty vault]

What you doing with all those wees

[odd sorrel]

Paradolia

[ancient gyro]

oh great how creative
I get to play the game as a basic white bitch with the most mutualistic jokers imaginable

[glad smelt]

Chad+ wee = 24 for high card 2

[lofty vault]

You know what valid

[glad smelt]

I always take wee whenever I have Chad

It’s fun

I got it to like 3k once

[lofty vault]

Chad is good but hack tho

[glad smelt]

Lowk Chad is better if you don’t deck fix enough

But yeah

[lofty vault]

Or the very easy to get nat negative pareidolia and sock

[glad smelt]

Later on with flush 5

[willow frost]

this makes it look like youre implying wee is easier to get than chad lol

[ancient gyro]

yk what else is fun

[glad smelt]

I have no idea

It appears for me every day

[lofty vault]

It's smaller so you can see it in the deck easier and draw it

[willow frost]

alright i see

[willow frost]

damn

[lofty vault]

If there was an xmult version of boot/bull how much would the money requirement be for every .1x mult to where it's not overpowered

[ancient gyro]

we already have campfire

[willow frost]

thats overpowered though

[lofty vault]

Probably the reason it doesn't exist

[ancient gyro]

oh yeah we need a shit version of him

[lofty vault]

How about a boot/bull but the more money you have your money is higher

So like if you had 10 dollars you have 10 dollars higher than 0

[ancient gyro]

rule 2

[lofty vault]

Shhhhh

[glad smelt]

-Look in the mirror
-scary face

[odd sorrel]

HOLY CANNOLI

[frank grove]

fun straight run

[lofty vault]

0 deaths 0 strengths 0 hanged men upon thee

[odd sorrel]

Already kinda there tbh

My deck fixing this run is some ass

[lofty vault]

A singular red seal upon thee but it's on a 3

Technically could strengthen it to a queen

[odd sorrel]

I have one on a king actually

[lofty vault]

Immolate upon thee

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[lofty vault]

Nat negative oops and bloodstone on checkered deck are you taking it

[quartz salmon]

When should I start making steel?

[lofty vault]

Do you need to or are you still winning easily

[quartz salmon]

I’m winning easy when using baron

[lofty vault]

Then I mean if it's not broken why fix it

[quartz salmon]

It’s like e17 and I’m scoring e36

[lofty vault]

Gonna survive 2 more antes fr fr

[round verge]

gahhh damn

[quartz salmon]

Yea but I don’t wanna make too much gold and then never be able to find steel

[lofty vault]

You got 1 and a half pairs of socks

Make a handful

[young moat]

chat is this enough chips for wee joker???

[lofty vault]

You overshot it it's supposed to be at 2222 points

[young moat]

ooh smart

[lofty vault]

Now you gotta get 22222 points

[median nova]

Are todd and steven brothers or lovers 🤔

[lofty vault]

Idk but one of them a little odd

Who stole one of tods bells

He's missing a black one

3 white bells 1 black bell

[round verge]

YK WHAT

i could

but idk wtf i should sell tp

[young moat]

DO IT

DO IT

LETS GO GAMBLINGG

[round verge]

WHAT DO I SELL

[lofty vault]

You shouldn't sell anything

But

[round verge]

IMA DIE

[young moat]

think how funny it would be tho

doing it for the bit✌️

[lofty vault]

You could get 2 pairs of socks

[round verge]

i dont think dying is funny tho

[lofty vault]

Second drivers license upon thee

[round verge]

i dont think i got e26

[round verge]

lol it was a natural neg

[glad smelt]

Holy shit

[lofty vault]

Should've made the invisible negative so you can have 8/7 jokers

[glad smelt]

I love Mr bones

He’s such a cool dude

[round verge]

yeah frfr

[lofty vault]

Does he like spaghetti and puzzles

[glad smelt]

Violet vessel seems sometimes impossible without him

[lofty vault]

And hunting humans as a royal guard

[round verge]

btw its the first inv of the run

got both the other from showman

[glad smelt]

He likes spaghetti and bones

[lofty vault]

Showman isn't useful until he does some funny stuff then he's amazing

[round verge]

LETSGOOO GOT AN ECTO

[glad smelt]

Mr bones is like -1 ante req for victory lowk

[lofty vault]

He's in fact just a free blind skip

[young moat]

how violet vessel stares at me when i have made the most barely winning dogwater build known to man:

[lofty vault]

I lost one of the challenges to vessel

Thought I had enough scrolling

[young moat]

lost gold stake haven’t attempted since

[alpine horizon]

finally

[glad smelt]

I mean, you can just skip ante 8 if it’s hard and basically you skip whole ante 8 with him

[lofty vault]

Then beat it with whatever this build was

I was being carried by blue seals

[young moat]

wait which challenge is this

[lofty vault]

Cruelty

[round verge]

brooo i need an invsible joker like right now

[lofty vault]

Small and big blinds give no money and 3 joker slots

[round verge]

or else im cooked

[waxen fable]

this is probably the craziest cruelty lineup ive ever seen my whole life

[young moat]

yeahh that was kinda difficult but passable

golden needle was tough

[waxen fable]

passable with photogyat method

golden needle is a fucking chud

didn't finish that shit

fuck dat 100%

[lofty vault]

Was rocking this build previously but vessel stopped out my dreams of beating it first try

[brazen jolt]

I JUST GOT MY FIRST GOLD STAKE WIN

[waxen fable]

it's always vessel

[waxen fable]

good job bro

[young moat]

imagine u getting cavendish and it explodes first round🥀🥀🥀

[lofty vault]

Vessel is either this boss is so bad I could die or it's this boss is so good I could die

[alpine horizon]

î took a few negative tags and an ecto on cruelty and got lucky with my jokers

[waxen fable]

fuck vessel and crimson

crimson lowk scarier tho

[round verge]

fuhhhh im dead

[lofty vault]

I took a rare skip on cruelty and got blueprint

[brazen jolt]

btw i did this while drunk

[brazen jolt]

thx!!

[young moat]

have you guys beaten jokerless and if genuinely how…

[lofty vault]

Take a shot every time you beat a blind

[alpine horizon]

i dont think i wanna get 100% lmao

[round verge]

it was a good run

[lofty vault]

My collection is 99% complete cuz I refuse to get the illusion voucher

[waxen fable]

which ones did u not sticker yet

[lofty vault]

42% of them

[alpine horizon]

i reset till i got an early blue seal from a card pack and then just started praying to draw 4 oak

[alpine horizon]

😭

[round verge]

both money and best hand are glitched after i did naninf

[waxen fable]

ur smart

[round verge]

i got a ss of me at 2k $ and video of naneinf

[lofty vault]

I'm a failed architect for a reason

[waxen fable]

best hand should be 0 when u do naneinf

[brazen jolt]

now time to get golden sticker on every joker (while drunk)

[brazen jolt]

fantastic idea

[young moat]

balatro university should make a video on this

[lofty vault]

Balatro

[waxen fable]

old screenshot

[alpine horizon]

what are yalls joker stats

[brazen jolt]

hanging chad most used by far

[waxen fable]

photochad on top 2

[ivory elbow]

4200 swashbucklers

[waxen fable]

i used to be a photochud user just like all of you

[round verge]

ik but then it got up again

[brazen jolt]

fr fr, drunk drspectred would be something amazing

[round verge]

here is the foto

[alpine horizon]

swash can not be that good 😭

[ivory elbow]

It is man

[alpine horizon]

opinion in flushes

[lofty vault]

This build is so much better

[waxen fable]

he always got lucky with getting egg n gift card back to back

[waxen fable]

wow

[young moat]

i fear plants irl

[brazen jolt]

context: i leveld tf out of three of a kind and high card with burned joker and stickers. I got to lvl 30 three of a kind and lvl 26 high card

[lofty vault]

I call it the running on fumes build

[alpine horizon]

i feel like thats the case for most balatro players

[ivory elbow]

Not always but I love anaglyph so I js get 6 double tags and a negative tag

[waxen fable]

ice cream in that list is lowk crazy

[timber zodiac]

i do too

[lofty vault]

Boo!

[manic zealot]

I got a perfect seed for a trib run for once

[sullen aspen]

Definitely a run to finish the day off

seance raised first eternal rental idol in the same build

[timber zodiac]

I HAVE GONE THROUGH ONE SHOP

[young moat]

i knoww but its a lifesaver for the first antes and later on runs when u want something for ante 8

[olive stirrup]

Goated stats

[ivory elbow]

67 photographs

[alpine horizon]

what is trib doing there bro

[young moat]

mail in rebate goated econ joker

[waxen fable]

he probably does alot of seeded

[olive stirrup]

Yep

[timber zodiac]

i died on the boss blind of ante 1

[olive stirrup]

I play mainly seeded

[alpine horizon]

its genuinely insane how easy white stake is

[young moat]

whats your guys least favorite econ joker?? i feel like to do list always asks for straight flush or smth😭✌️

[alpine horizon]

like there wasnt a single challenge that was rlly hard

[ivory elbow]

To do list

[alpine horizon]

rebate, rocket kinda goated too

[young moat]

rocket is goated only if it shows up early game tbh

[frank notch]

satellite, its never scaled when it appears in shop

[fringe nebula]

satellite

[manic zealot]

credit card

[lofty vault]

Satellite and credit

[ivory elbow]

Why yall hating on satellite

[lofty vault]

If you get a priest then satellite is ok

[cloud sinew]

its quite mid

[lofty vault]

But most of the time +2 bucks

[ivory elbow]

Like js open 5 packs and it's permanently +5-6$

[red sparrow]

Easy win

[lofty vault]

If it was based on your highest poker hand then it would be better

[cloud sinew]

that requires you to open 5 packs, also requires you to get 5 different planets which means youre not able to get planets for your desired hand

[red sparrow]

Telescope

[lofty vault]

Do you not know what 5 different planets mean

[cloud sinew]

you cant get both unless youre in a mega, twin.

[ivory elbow]

I do

[serene forge]

depends

[echo sandal]

was going through my screenshot folder. found this treasure. looks so funny out of context

[serene forge]

oops is an obvious yes, bloodstone probably not since I almost never use onscored xmult

[ivory elbow]

There's only 3 decks in balatro, checkered deck, plasma deck, and anaglyph deck, there are no other decks

[lofty vault]

Abandoned is pretty good

Hex

[serene forge]

I vomited on my computer again

[serene forge]

anaglyph is the most overrated load of crap ever

[ivory elbow]

Did bro ever play it

[serene forge]

plasma too

[red sparrow]

First flush five

[mystic vale]

wgat is that second joker

[serene forge]

ghost yellow abandoned are my holy trinity

[gentle basalt]

yes

[olive stirrup]

Ghost deck not being there is crazy

[timber zodiac]

blueprint mod makes blueprint and brainstorm look like the jokers theyre copying

[serene forge]

yeah why wouldn't I

[cloud sinew]

ive played it quite a lot, anaglyph is incredibly mid.

[lofty vault]

@serene forge can I pretty please eat your sibling

[gentle basalt]

i dont like anagylph or plasma either

[olive stirrup]

Abandoned is like the worst deck

And black deck

[serene forge]

it has thorns of agony

[cloud sinew]

this is experiencebait

[fringe nebula]

pardon?

[lofty vault]

Extra calories

[echo sandal]

and also this one. feels bad that we didnt get to keep these

[slow iris]

free win

[cloud sinew]

abandoned is top 3 decks for winning

[ivory elbow]

Hell nah

[gentle basalt]

really? is ghost worse?

[serene forge]

jesus saying this gives me proof that god isn't real

[gentle basalt]

i thought its 4th

[lofty vault]

After playing abandoned for a bit yeah it's pretty good

[cloud sinew]

ghost isnt top 5

blue > yellow > abandoned > zodiac > checkered

for gold stake a8 ofc

[gentle basalt]

then why does everyone try to do in C++ in it

[cloud sinew]

they dont

[olive stirrup]

Im saying like white stake for highscore

[serene forge]

starting hex

[red sparrow]

lol

[olive stirrup]

Like for gold stake idk

[lofty vault]

For my gold stakes order so far it's been plasma, ghost, yellow black deck

[serene forge]

I never heard anyone call checkered better than ghost

[cloud sinew]

you said "and black deck" which means this statement isnt true

[fringe nebula]

because ghost deck is fun........ probably

[serene forge]

like even noobs I see say that ghost is good

[fringe nebula]

i would say checkered is better than ghost deck

[rancid gull]

Ghost is just solid

[serene forge]

I can see the vision

[rancid gull]

Get a ride the bus

[cloud sinew]

black, ghost, and plasma are the only ones that really matter for high score

[serene forge]

I guess

[rancid gull]

Hex it

[olive stirrup]

Bro black deck is NOT good for highscoring

[cloud sinew]

an extra joker slot is very impactful for high score wdym

there are only 3 decks that matter for high score

[frank notch]

black deck reduces hands

not scoring

[serene forge]

in theory it could be but nobody plays endless outside of plasma or ghost

[pastel pagoda]

Me when I lie

[olive stirrup]

Early game is difficult asf

[serene forge]

ideally nobody would play endless because it sucks

[cloud sinew]

YOU SAID FOR HIGH SCORE

[serene forge]

but oh well

[ivory elbow]

Anaglyph is good for fun, plasma is good for scoring and checkered is good for the best hand ever (flushes)

[cloud sinew]

you cant have your cake and eat it too lmao
its difficulty early but its one of the best for high score

[olive stirrup]

Well maybe seeded could be good

[red sparrow]

Just unlocked challenges and tf is ts😭

[pastel pagoda]

Eg

[ivory elbow]

Omeltte

[cloud sinew]

what would you change petroglyph's unlock to be

[fringe nebula]

best hand is 3oak i'm afraid

[cloud sinew]

thats the only thing that requires you to go endless for, content wise

[olive stirrup]

Endless does not suck

[serene forge]

black deck is bad because the benefit is not useful early and the downside is crushing, if you're going a long way then an extra joker is absolutely powerful

[olive stirrup]

Endless is goated for like naneinf

[cloud sinew]

which is boring as hell imo

[serene forge]

mf you have triboulet as your 6th most used joker what are you talking about 😭 😭

[cloud sinew]

you do one thing for 2 hours

[olive stirrup]

Broski thats the point of the game 😭

[pastel pagoda]

I like deep endless runs ngl

[mystic vale]

eeg

[pastel pagoda]

Like

[lofty vault]

Idk what's gonna be deleted let's see what happens

[pastel pagoda]

One time I got a wee to 9000 chips

[fringe nebula]

you do you man. Endless is very repetitive

only this joker, only that joker, and only retrigger

[olive stirrup]

Baron mime, and variations

[cloud sinew]

no it isnt. the game is balanced around ante 8, endless is secondary to ante 8 when it comes to balance.
the game is balanced around doing multiple runs fairly often

[fringe nebula]

you don't do the same thing for 8 ante gold stake runs

[olive stirrup]

Yeah it's repetitive

[olive stirrup]

The humble pair:

[lofty vault]

Don't play pairs then

[gentle basalt]

the game pieces are very different each run

[cloud sinew]

bad argument

[ivory elbow]

I genuinely can't get petroglyph after unlocking it because hieroglyph is so ahh outside of anaglyph deck

[lost vault]

meow :3

[pastel pagoda]

You get different jokers each run tho

[serene forge]

gold stake is challenging even with pairs

[pastel pagoda]

Endless is mostly baron mime if you actually want to go as far as possible

[serene forge]

white stake endless is literally just watching animations for a couple hours once you pass like ante 10

[lofty vault]

The humble rougelite with 150 options of jokers

[lost vault]

(thing) unbalanced? simply dont do it! no need for fixes

[olive stirrup]

Is like basically pairs

[lost vault]

"options" implies you get to choose which ones you het

[gentle basalt]

how is it easy in anaglyph? it takes reaching ante 12 right?

[lost vault]

get

[olive stirrup]

No its not??

[pastel pagoda]

Explain>

?

[fringe nebula]

me when

[lofty vault]

Get money

With enough money you rule balatro

[pastel pagoda]

Ok throw in 15 minutes of rolling in there

[ivory elbow]

I mean hieroglyph is useful in anaglyph dawh

[lost vault]

not drake computer gif

[cloud sinew]

anaglyph doesnt really need heiroglyph over other decks really

[frank notch]

ante 4 chigoat >:)

[gentle basalt]

🤔
why? heiroglyph is useful in most circumstances

one extra double tag isnt that good

[cloud sinew]

heiroglyph is usually a net detriment in most cases

[lost vault]

if you can control balatro by "getting money" go get yorick in a random seed right now

[serene forge]

hieroglyph is equally mid erm I mean usable in basically every deck except for black

[cloud sinew]

-1 hands is a huge downside

[lost vault]

heiroglyph is usually a desperation take jn my experience

[serene forge]

yeah

[lost vault]

like when you arent scaling enough

[ancient gyro]

very contextual

[cloud sinew]

it's either desperation or winmore

[gentle basalt]

incorrect, you lose 25% of your hands, for reducing blind scaling by > 50%
it is the right move majority of the time (if you can afford it)

[serene forge]

I love how the common argument is that hieroglyph helps you scale except it literally gimps your scaling usually by removing a hand

[pastel pagoda]

I usually dont take hieroglyph unless its already like the 6th ante

[lofty vault]

Ante 1 heiroglyph with black deck is such a fire combo

[cloud sinew]

it absolutely isnt. -1 hands is more than just scoring

[ivory elbow]

Imagne there would be an achievement for getting ante 0, aka getting hiero on ante 1

[frank notch]

i NEVER take heiroglyph, i dont think its worth it

[cloud sinew]

it's -5 cards seen, -$1 a round, it's 1 less hand for scaling jokers

[serene forge]

-1 hand is scoring loss as well as econ loss

[ancient gyro]

you see less of your cards which axes some card specific runs

[serene forge]

and other things

[pastel pagoda]

That would be a boring achievement tbh

[serene forge]

there's a reason why black deck sucks

[lost vault]

you dont reduce blind scaling, you still have to go to ante 8 and it will be just as strong as it always is

[pastel pagoda]

Me when I lie

[lofty vault]

Money, score, deck fixing

[ancient gyro]

it's a net hand loss if you take it before ante 5

[gentle basalt]

sure, but the upside is still strong enough
doc does recommend taking it very often

[lost vault]

heiroglyph is literally just buying time

[cloud sinew]

source?

[serene forge]

does he

[lunar fjord]

joker value

[cloud sinew]

because i really dont think he does

[fringe nebula]

hieroglyph can help to scale, but only when i'm doing deckfixing shenanigans

[gentle basalt]

look at his videos lol? i have seen 100+ videos of his

[vast delta]

FINALLLY
black deck gold stake in the books

oh my gosh

[lofty vault]

So called free thinkers when doc

[lost vault]

i mean if hes said that it wa probably in the context of endless

[olive stirrup]

What is hieroglyph deck?

Like theres anaglyph

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It's a voucher

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if he says it often then it should be no issue to just show me a video where he says it

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Ohh

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Congrats

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Hieroglyph deck starts with both hieroglyph and petroglyph

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"my source is it's there, go look" and youre saying all of his videos lmao. thats not something i can just do

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nobody said deck

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Voucher that removes a hand size but -1 ante

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im so pretty rn

well i would be

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Not hand size

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it's -1 hands, not handsize

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Just a hand

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but im hairyi gotta shave so badd gruh

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Ah yes my beloved 1 hand ante -1 run