🕹・game-discussion

[stark karma]

Speed mods tho?

[frank grove]

theres a deck and stake ban system over there, so one player picks 3 they dont want to play the next one does the same and then they choose what is left over. most games of ranked is ghost white

[versed sable]

had
i still have 6 each of 910JQ to set it up because i'll probably use another ecto later

[versed sable]

<- mobile player

[stark karma]

YOIRE STILL RUNNING IT??

WHAT

what’s the goal bruh

[brazen jolt]

damn, alright thanks

[versed sable]

bro it takes like two hours to do one ante

[versed sable]

money record

my previous record sucked

because i accidentally naneinf'd at the end of 31

[stark karma]

What’s wr?

Oh lmao

[versed sable]

no clue but i heard it was something over a million
i just want a good PB lmao

[frank grove]

over 2 million dollars iirc

[versed sable]

this suck

[stark karma]

Insanity

[versed sable]

i've been rerolling until $100 every single shop but still haven't found any remotely useful negatives
:(

[stark karma]

Can you not take more ectos?

[devout heron]

should I take it?

[stark karma]

I wouldn’t prob

Actually maybe

[devout heron]

gonna die next blind for sure

[stark karma]

@serene forge what do you think they should do?

[devout heron]

other thing, what should I copy with blueprint if i get dealt a Red seal glass? chad?

[pulsar wraith]

I dunno if this is the right place to ask but my mobile app is glitched where I only have white stakes available

Still shows what I've collected but it says I have 0 wins which is just not correct

[versed sable]

it's like
-7 hand size
so it's questionable if it's worth it, i think

[strange compass]

NAH BLOODSTONE WITHOUT DICE IS A NO

[frank grove]

I won a run earlier with two bloodstones and no dice (i wouldve won without them anyway but still)

[strange compass]

Try clearing your app cache maybe

[pulsar wraith]

Cleared my cache and restarted my phone and still same problem

[raw vault]

guys, is balatro haram ?

[pulsar wraith]

I'm worried if I reinstall the app that I'll lose all progress entirely

[fringe nebula]

all you needed was some blue seals, red card, and madness (hologram is at x1 btw)

[versed sable]

-# @stark karma you still here? :3

[strange compass]

@pulsar wraith go in the bug reports chat

[rugged bloom]

Chat if I'm tryna naneinf push if I have Grabber and Nacho Tong can I take Heiroglyph?

And if I can, should i?

[stark karma]

Ya :3

[stark karma]

You can

And you probably should

[versed sable]

https://youtu.be/ZuBdGiKe_vM
this is one hand of my run
(YouTube because the file is way too big lmao)

[peak blade]

lets see if i can get the dub with a permanent +50 chips only joker and no hex

[strange compass]

Yes but you'll probably still need Burglar

And serpent

[peak blade]

if i play it right i can win with these jokers
cmon luck be with me

[vestal copper]

and thats why you dont play flushes kids

didnt draw a heart 💔 🥀

[strange compass]

That Canio carried

[vestal copper]

yeah

[strange compass]

Also why does to do list not have the full list

[vestal copper]

aura mod

animations for jokers

[strange compass]

Where's eat candy, karate and ruminate

[strange compass]

Oh

[lyric karma]

hate it when that happens

[brave goblet]

Braindead

Wraith rewarded

[vestal copper]

me when i won

[versed sable]

real

[atomic trout]

It's like cutting off my finger...

Pain... Losing to the Ox

[versed sable]

bootstraps carrying the Ox fight

[honest latch]

what the fuck does this mean exactly

[vestal copper]

lmao

cant afford both 🥀

[strange compass]

What even is ts

[versed sable]

well
it looks like the amount it goes up by, goes up by +3,+5,+7...
so next would be +25 ?
tl;dr it goes up a ton

[vestal copper]

what do i even kill for holo

[frank grove]

whats your hand and hand level?

[vestal copper]

i think im going pairs lvl 7

have cert so ig i can kill sqimbo

[frank grove]

yeah

[raw vault]

green joker turns to a monstrosity

[raw vault]

certif

[vestal copper]

:quog:

[raw vault]

wut

[vestal copper]

me when i take holo but kill certi

they are the ones synergising

[honest latch]

if you ever feel useless just remember this is a thing

[raw vault]

kill square

[vestal copper]

already did

[raw vault]

does half joker count as 0.62 ?

[vestal copper]

why are you baiti- oh

[flat warren]

What to drop for blueprint

[raw vault]

dna

[versed sable]

dna if you can

if you still kinda need it then you could maybe replace a Chad

[raw vault]

jinx

[versed sable]

[flat warren]

54 kings 🫤

Bye bye dna. How do I sort these now

[versed sable]

then replace dna

both copies on photo should be correct

[flat warren]

Ty papi

[versed sable]

i would usually do order of
photo, chad (holo), bp, bs, chad

[rocky helm]

guys how do i unlock golden

tickert

[fringe nebula]

play 5 gold cards at once

[frank grove]

play 5 card hand with only gold cards

[rocky helm]

ok

also i just realized i don't have brainstorm, what's the easiest deck to unlock it on? painted or checkered?

[frank grove]

checkered

[rocky helm]

alr

i have to win black deck first 😭

[austere whale]

Idk if theres a list out there, but this might be the easiest gold stake ive ever done:
14AZB7NL
Nothing scary the whole time, there’s a soul card that I didnt need to win. Blue deck is probably easiest, but I did it on red

[versed sable]

"anything, just get a suit changing card in a shop"

[pale wolf]

balatroro

[rocky helm]

sigh, #1156061354076155944

[vestal copper]

fortune teller is so fucking strong man

[pale wolf]

why did you post the scariest seed evar

[vestal copper]

genuinely a ridiculous joker

[rocky helm]

tbh ill just do that

[pale wolf]

im crying in my room

[austere whale]

Fortune teller is only good at a weird time

[vestal copper]

what a run

fortune teller is literally always good for me

[versed sable]

wow +51
-# that's not even that much tbh

[austere whale]

Its only good in like the midgame, imo it doesnt scale very fast early

[frank grove]

still worse than almost anything else

[flat warren]

Only scoring e11 now, what can I do to make this go higher? Eris cards?

[vestal copper]

i just randomly find him and he has way more mult than what i usually have

this wasnt rlly a tarot heavy run either

[versed sable]

make steel :3

or fix into idol

[flat warren]

I’m still new so sry for the questions lol, but does Idol go based off of your deck?

[calm furnace]

god bless jupiter and its bad scaling

[calm furnace]

yes

[versed sable]

yes
picks a random card in your deck

if you have 49 kings of hearts and one 2 of spades it's a 98% change that you'd hit KoH, to my understanding

[rocky helm]

yes

[flat warren]

Sweet. What should I drop when I find idol? Thanks

[rocky helm]

finally

[versed sable]

idk it probably doesn't matter ;w;

[vestal copper]

grr wall

[stark karma]

Should nat negative idol stay for funnies or do I boot him

[serene forge]

sell photo buy bloodstone sell bloodstone

[flat warren]

Yay I found idol ❤️ is this a good order of jokers?

[rugged bloom]

Does Parking go or Trading Card go?

[rugged bloom]

Is it on the correct card?

[stark karma]

Tc

TC leaves

[flat warren]

Yeah I have 62 king of hearts

[stark karma]

You don’t have anything to cut you need to start making cards

[rugged bloom]

Then double copy the idol

[rugged bloom]

"In order to grow you first need to shrink" aah

[stark karma]

Indeed

But you’re done shrinking!

I would look for a seance or sixth sense asap

Like you should have been looking 2 antes ago

I would build for seance

[rugged bloom]

I got Deja Vu from the seance

this started off as a straight flush build

Time to get a DNA?

[stark karma]

You need ecto asap

[flat warren]

e16 not great but better than e11 lol

[stark karma]

I try to force one like ante 10

[latent egret]

with idol you want less cards

[rugged bloom]

that's the difference of a hundred thousand 🥀

[rugged bloom]

I have omen globe

I'll try to find one

[latent egret]

dna is honestly bad for highscore if not for baron mime

[flat warren]

Wow I lost because idol isn’t on king of hearts. Sick

[rugged bloom]

This is baron mime

[rugged bloom]

Oof

[stark karma]

Nah you can’t rely on pack rng for naneinf

[latent egret]

a 1/3 odds of losing is very high

[latent egret]

meant for luke

[rugged bloom]

I found 2 when i couldn't take them

makes sans

[stark karma]

Mfw my deck is 90 fucking cards

[rugged bloom]

When I was running a 220 chips bull

[latent egret]

you want to copy once photo once chad

[idle kernel]

hoo lee shit

[noble shuttle]

Dude.

That boss'll be horrible.

[flat warren]

RIP my best seed

[pale wolf]

Would you prefer if the boss was convenient

[idle kernel]

no socks and buskin or baron 💔

[pale wolf]

🦓

[nova leaf]

Ooooooooughh im greening it im greening it so good

[idle kernel]

high card build?

[nova leaf]

Pair

[knotty zodiac]

i like that it makes burglar worse
dont like that it makes pairs better

[noble shuttle]

Yooooo, amazing texture for cards. I have the same one(deltarune) However, I mixed mine with undertale.

[noble shuttle]

lmao

[pale wolf]

pairs are getting balanced down anyways

[noble shuttle]

I can't wait for the two-pair buff.

It'll prolly become meta.

[pale wolf]

already is for a couple decks

[noble shuttle]

That's my guess at least.

[flat warren]

I would have won the hand if I did this from the start 😂

[noble shuttle]

Which ones?

[shell dagger]

Cards to the standard pack

[pale wolf]

black and plasma enjoy two pair

better than pair

[noble shuttle]

Two-pair is my fav hand btw.

[noble shuttle]

That deck was HELL on GS

I think I had the wrong reply?

Shoot

Did I reply wrong at first?

eh whatever

[vestal copper]

two pairs when pants 🔥 🐐

[noble shuttle]

Plasma btw

[noble shuttle]

One of my fav jonklers.

Two pair is just so goated

Can't wait for the buff

[noble shuttle]

Awwwh

My sticker can't be sent.

[vestal copper]

sad

[noble shuttle]

[brazen jolt]

boss blind: play only 1 hand type this round

am i cooked?

[noble shuttle]

Uh

waste hands

then play heart flush

Wait

oh

[vestal copper]

without oa6 🙏

[noble shuttle]

Nah

ur cooked

[vestal copper]

your fucking cooked

[brazen jolt]

yeah im cooked

FUCK

[noble shuttle]

Play flush

[shell dagger]

As long as you can play 2 flushes you should be ok

[noble shuttle]

waste hands

hope for 2nd heart flush

[vestal copper]

you wouldve died anyway of bloodstone betrayal

[brazen jolt]

yeah im gonna try

[brazen jolt]

im waiting for oops

[vestal copper]

more like praying

[noble shuttle]

I hate love tolerate! Bloodstone.

[vestal copper]

bloodstone more like f tier

[noble shuttle]

Eh

It can be good.

Nerfed idol basically when you have an oops.

[idle kernel]

you hate on it cause everyone else does

[noble shuttle]

Just a really bad idol lol

[vestal copper]

nah

[brazen jolt]

I somehow have to play 4 heart flushes...chances of that are...low

[vestal copper]

cuz ive never ever found it useful at all

simply

[noble shuttle]

Fr, it's definately not THAT bad.

[noble shuttle]

All 1.5x hits

Trust

[topaz finch]

248D43S4 ante 1 photochad seed, is that anything?

[brazen jolt]

omg this might save it

[vestal copper]

if only that smiley wasnt eternal 💔

[noble shuttle]

IIt's uh... a seed.

[noble shuttle]

Sell chips prolly.

That's what I'd do.

[brazen jolt]

oh wait they are all uncommon except smiley

[noble shuttle]

Or acrobat.

I'm not sure which is better

Tbh

[nova leaf]

I'm ass at this game but learning how to get pairs going made my winrate much better

[brazen jolt]

its at 111

[noble shuttle]

depends on castle

Nah

Chipz

go

[brazen jolt]

yeah chips gotta go

[noble shuttle]

Flushes aren't usually in need of chipz

Hope Bloodstone lets ya live

[brazen jolt]

im not gonna try to play flushes i think, no way i can hit 4 flushes

maybe pairs or two pairs

[noble shuttle]

Uhm

I hate to uh

break it to ya

[lofty vault]

If you eat a oops all 6s it doubles the chances you win the lottery

[noble shuttle]

Unless they're all hearts

you need flushes

[supple narwhal]

woahski

[lofty vault]

Unfortunately double of 0 is still 0

[supple narwhal]

ok

[slender mauve]

ecto of the week, oh gawd I'm dumb

[vestal copper]

ecto wasnt worth it on literally any of these

[noble shuttle]

[noble shuttle]

W-Wow

yhm

I woulda

not

done that

Hey, at least ya learned for next time!

[slender mauve]

nah i didn't 🤣

[noble shuttle]

Take every mistake as a lesson to be learned.

[stark karma]

I think I sell the blueprints, if I sell the blueprints I probably sell the natural idol :(

[brazen island]

Hey guys I’m really getting into slay the spire and want to know if there’s a Balatro university equivalent, someone who’s incredibly skilled and does high-level breakdowns of strategies for new players. Any suggestions?

[brazen jolt]

the chance of hitting 4 flushes is in a round without a fixed heart deck is 0.000003

[noble shuttle]

Remember, you have BB

[errant bolt]

bro mime with blue seal cards is busted, carried me all the way through an orange stake checkered run

[idle kernel]

is this a seed?

[noble shuttle]

You won't need THAT many flushes

hopefully

[slender mauve]

at least i know what negative banana looks like, kinda neat

[stark karma]

Not sure if you’ve heard of him but there’s a fella by the name of northernlion who hits the exact spot I think you’re looking for

[stark karma]

No

[noble shuttle]

Poly cavendish looks pretty

[brazen jolt]

i couldnt play a flush after my discards so i had to go for two pairs 😭

[noble shuttle]

Awwh

Darn

Ggs

Bye bye run

[brazen jolt]

yeah

purple stake is hard asf

[noble shuttle]

Dude

[brazen jolt]

with is this jump in difficulty

[noble shuttle]

People are like "Blue stake is hard"

No, Blue stake is actually kinda easy.

[brazen jolt]

i breeze through all the other stakes and im like 10 tries deep in purple stake

[noble shuttle]

It's purple.

[noble shuttle]

SAAAMEEE

[woven spire]

blue stake is the hardest difficulty jump in balatro

[idle kernel]

no it’s white

[woven spire]

no doubt

[noble shuttle]

Eh

Agree to disagree.

[stark karma]

Do I sell the blueprints if I survive without them

[placid cave]

no its medium rare steak

[stark karma]

I have 20K so I can find at least one again lol

[brazen jolt]

i first tried blue stake and black stake and almost every white stake but purple stake is next level shit

[woven spire]

you survived without em in ante 32?

[noble shuttle]

I agree deeply.

[woven spire]

that’s crazyy lmao

[stark karma]

Look at my hand size

I score like e250 with 5 copy jokers

[woven spire]

yeah i did see that

[stark karma]

With 4 it’s prob e220-230

If I get more bean hits here I think I can def squeak by

I even considered 3 brainstorms only but that’s very sus

[noble shuttle]

Purp green deck is whippin me.

[woven spire]

yeahhhh

[brazen jolt]

the jump in scaling is insane

[noble shuttle]

Yeah

[stark karma]

I’ll chuck one blueprint

[woven spire]

i’ve never had problems with purple

[noble shuttle]

tbf it's the same jump green takes

[stark karma]

Should I say goodbye to the nat negative idol :(

[noble shuttle]

I've never had problems with blue

[woven spire]

do it.

[stark karma]

Sad

[brazen jolt]

i also needed a few tries for green stake tbh

[woven spire]

me neither, it’s the hardest difficulty jump tho

that’s why is getting reworked

there’s a reason yk

[noble shuttle]

I disagree, but, as i said, agree to disagree

What do we think a good rework would be?

[woven spire]

i have no idea

i just wish for something not too crazy

[noble shuttle]

Yeah, I disagree with the whole kill blue, bump everything down, and have gold be ante 10

[woven spire]

ante 10?

[brazen jolt]

all mult and chips are halved and shop prices are tripled

[stark karma]

No booster packs

[woven spire]

yeah sure make it so if you die so does your entire family too

[noble shuttle]

Yeah, I think it was Doc's idea to get rid of blue and bump the above down, and make GS go to ante 10

[brazen jolt]

no jokers

[woven spire]

yeah that sounds iffy

[noble shuttle]

I feel like that makes it HARDER

[woven spire]

for gs yeah

[noble shuttle]

Imo, GS should be a challenge specific to each deck.

To really test if you've mastered it.

[stark karma]

It’s been 10 hands and no bean hits I’m getting anxious

[woven spire]

lol

[stark karma]

One in 8 ig

[woven spire]

that would be fun

[noble shuttle]

It would!

It would add spice to GS.

[stark karma]

Just one bean hit please

I’m playing with fire

[noble shuttle]

I tell you what, without beloved Doc' I'd never be this good.

[stark karma]

YES

[noble shuttle]

Beginners are sleepin on Doc' I swear.

[stark karma]

Same

[noble shuttle]

I watched Roffle for entertainment, and Doc for more entertainment and learnin and BOOM I'm gettin good.

[knotty zodiac]

im surprised there's no creator making edited balatro guides

[noble shuttle]

Does Doc' not?

[knotty zodiac]

i guess bean kinda?

[brazen jolt]

i should watch him more

[knotty zodiac]

doc makes shorts and 2 hour playthrough vids, not much in between

[brazen jolt]

im a beginner so

[noble shuttle]

Roffle

He got

shorts

longs

mediums

[brazen jolt]

he has guides, i swear i have seen them

I just watched a gold stake guide

[frank grove]

doc used to do a lot more guide videos

[noble shuttle]

Doesn't Gold Stake Lessons count as a guide?

[frank grove]

kinda but you only see like a handful of interesting things per run

[noble shuttle]

Das why ye gotta watch

It teaches.

Guides you to realise obelisk is actually good.

(lol)

I slept on it for too long.

[frank grove]

yeah but some people dont have time to spend like 4 hours watching 4 balatro runs

[noble shuttle]

Just earlier I pivoted from straights to pairs

[noble shuttle]

Even one a day is good.

Even once a week can help

[frank grove]

I think his more powerpoint focused videos help more than watching a run where the seed someone sends isnt that interesting

[brazen jolt]

should i switch out even steven for marble joker to give hologram more XmultN

[frank grove]

playing flushes with smeared im guessing?

[brazen jolt]

yeah

[stark karma]

Rolled down 20K looking for a showman cuz I’m a shopping addict

A real idiot lol

[noble shuttle]

Wow-

You woulda thought he woulda shown by then

[stark karma]

I like to hit the button

You really would have thought

Gonna take it easy on the rolls now lol

[brazen jolt]

this might have been a huge mistake

[knotty zodiac]

too many stones?

[brazen jolt]

and not enough scoring now. I cant just play one flush and win anymore

but i think it might be worth it long term

[brave goblet]

adding rocks to your deck while you're playing 5 card hands is a choice

[brazen jolt]

yeah but finding flushes is easy with smeared

thats my thinking

and if it doesnt work then i know not to do it again

[brave goblet]

it's not so easy if the 5th card is a rock

[still pike]

What do I sell for invise to work?

[brave goblet]

as you may know, rocks don't have suits 🧠

[brazen jolt]

true, im ditching marble joker soon

[brave goblet]

showman at the least. If you wanna have some fun, you could keep the dice even if it hits it

[brazen jolt]

is in right now

[knotty zodiac]

8 rocks for 3xmult is probably worth

[brave goblet]

It makes your glass break instantly, but you'll just have a billion lucky cards and thus enough money to find anything else

[brazen jolt]

not even that, its 3 rocks

[still pike]

Ya then I get bloodstone haha if dice copy haha

[brazen jolt]

good lord

[still pike]

Copy it on whatever the red and blue joker is (i forgot name)

[vestal copper]

here, win

[knotty zodiac]

here, win

[strange compass]

DUDE I GOTTE DICE JUST BEFORE THE BOSS

[vestal copper]

damn 😭

[brazen jolt]

shouldnt i also get ancient joker and replace fibonnaci?

i cant type

[strange compass]

You can use both

AJ just wants suits

[brazen jolt]

but then what do i get rid off

[frank grove]

yeah but then they have to sell out of smeared

[strange compass]

Make sure you put Fib before AJ

[frank grove]

and smeared and aj is pretty good

[brazen jolt]

ofcourse ofcourse

i think im gonna ditch fibonnaci and use brainstorm an ancient

[woven spire]

suit boss are terrible tho

[brazen jolt]

yeah if i get a suit boss im fucked

[woven spire]

what a shop tho

damn

[frank grove]

i mean then you just sell smeared

[brazen jolt]

yeah, im hitting 500k now

run saver

[knotty zodiac]

fib seems stronger since they prob have enough xmult

[woven spire]

fib is disposable

[brazen jolt]

nah because its same chance for a flush with smeared

[flat warren]

Ooooh daddy 😘😘😘😘😘😘😍😍😍😍

[knotty zodiac]

bit safer than aj

[frank grove]

i mean in the round, if you find a flush of what you need for aj then you sell smeared if you need aj to win

[knotty zodiac]

unless scoring problems

[woven spire]

they prolly sold it for aj and bs too

[brazen jolt]

i indeed did

[woven spire]

i should grind for c+, i have all decks on purple stake minimum

but i don’t like painted

i really don’t

[brazen jolt]

was a good choice too

brain storm on ancient is pretty OP now

only on ante 7

[woven spire]

yeah it is

[knotty zodiac]

i mean if youre a7 and no suit boss ahead, no hiero and you win

[brazen jolt]

yeah no suit boss

finally beat purple stake, thank god

[tranquil steppe]

Buncha trolls

[knotty zodiac]

(Must have room) 😅

[stark karma]

Flush five brainstorms looking ahhhh

[rugged bloom]

Finally

4 copy jokers

for the first time in my career

[brazen jolt]

i finally beat purple stake after like 10 tries

[rugged bloom]

Congratulations 🎉

[peak blade]

i think 2 baron 3 mime would be better than 1 baron 4 mime

[maiden hollow]

I can’t beat that 🥀

[rugged bloom]

actually 4 barons and 2 mimes will be good here

[brazen jolt]

thanks!

[frank grove]

yeah they were copying mime for the money from last round probably

[peak blade]

true

[brazen jolt]

istg ts took ages

also did a lot of run resets and ragequits

😭

[stuck goblet]

LADIES !!!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE U LADIES !!!!!!!!!!!!

[brazen jolt]

I was honestly fuming because I had a win streak of like 10 runs when i started purple stake

[rugged bloom]

Correct

I have 4 copy jokers but can't find a DNA or an Ecto

YES YES YES

[frank grove]

riff raff value!!

[rugged bloom]

What

[stuck goblet]

LADIES

[rugged bloom]

Bro pulled the ladies

[stark karma]

either showman bug or smods

my money is one showman bg

good job on getting the ecto

natty or forced?

[rugged bloom]

Spectral Pack

Natty I assume

[stark karma]

lucky

I've had some nasty luck with ectos in packs

in the past

[rugged bloom]

This is the run I feel

Just need vouchers

But I'm scoring about e40

need DNA now

Holy shit 5 copy jokers

[brave goblet]

nat neg merry andy 💔

[rugged bloom]

I'll have to sell a blueprint to get a DNA

🥀

[stark karma]

thats 4

oh lmao

BP behind text?

[stuck goblet]

I loose, RIP ladies

[stark karma]

you don't need it just find DNA

or get money gen

[rugged bloom]

I got it for now

will sell it for a DNA

I beat Ante 24 with full steel right now

[sullen aspen]

Definition of pairslop

[rugged bloom]

I think

[vestal copper]

if only greenbo was there

[sullen aspen]

I had burglar

thats close enough imo

[rugged bloom]

I mean I have to sell the Blueprint for this right

even if it's just a 30 dollars

or not worth selling

I'm only taking a DNA for now I think

[sullen aspen]

wait what the fuck

[vestal copper]

sell and bp in one sentence :quog:

[stark karma]

I'm making $10K a round 💔 💔 💔

[sullen aspen]

did u get a nat negative?

[rugged bloom]

Ectoplasm Baron

and Antimatter

[sullen aspen]

oh right

[stark karma]

sell brainstorm

[sullen aspen]

I thought you had another joker slot

[rugged bloom]

I'd rather sell a blueprint

[stark karma]

no

[sullen aspen]

elaborate

[rugged bloom]

makes things easier to manage

[rugged bloom]

I have to sell one copy joker

[stark karma]

sure but it's a bad idea

[rugged bloom]

for DNA

[rugged bloom]

hwy

[sullen aspen]

yeah I can figure that much out

[stark karma]

blueprints can copy multiple jokers

[sullen aspen]

yeah

[stark karma]

brainstorms can only copy one

[sullen aspen]

4 brainstorms cant naninf

4 blueprints can

[stark karma]

exactly

[lost vault]

meeooww

[rugged bloom]

okay, so 2 of each then?

[stark karma]

yup

you dont have to manage much lol

[sullen aspen]

yes

and when its time for the naninf

2 mime 2 barons

or 3 barons 1 mime

its about the same score

[rugged bloom]

3 barons 2 mimes

[strange compass]

My dumbass bought this immediately and left

I am on Abandoned Deck

[frank grove]

its still foil

[rugged bloom]

where is the DNA vro

[stark charm]

what is the play here

[rugged bloom]

I don't think you need our help

[stark charm]

i think one of them is gay idk

[rugged bloom]

Beautiful Madness with Homophobia 🥰

[lost vault]

??

what are you considering exactly

[noble timber]

seeking help

[stark charm]

laugh uncontrallably

[rugged bloom]

Bro is Jane Madness

[stark charm]

maybe how to find another ank

[lost vault]

there isnt really much u can do

[rugged bloom]

ALMOST LOST THE RUN HERE WTF

[stark charm]

i could have fill 3 extra slot with more madness 😭

[flat warren]

Is Showman worth grabbing ?

[celest python]

GUYS

GUYS

[nova leaf]

A Joker Full House

[stark charm]

i would kill splash

[flat warren]

And then kill what if something good comes up?

[sullen aspen]

wait what the fuck is splash doing there

😭😭

[celest python]

I finally got to ante 8

[flat warren]

I eat crayons

[balmy flame]

what do

[flat warren]

Splash was helping in the earlier rounds lol

[stark charm]

cry

[flat warren]

Start over

[sullen aspen]

quietly sob

[rugged bloom]

Where the hell is this DNA bro

[flat warren]

I had to clean human 💩 off a rug this morning and The Plant makes me more angry than that

[balmy flame]

ok so i lost

had a neg tag and rare tag lined up too :(

[stark charm]

maybe you skipped without looking at boss blind??

[balmy flame]

i had the parei from a few blinds ago

[flat warren]

Me irl

[strange compass]

Ts game lowkey horrendous

[balmy flame]

meanwhile my friend:

[flat warren]

I’ve been getting so lucky on my seeds today.

[stark charm]

THERE IS NO LIMIT TO GREED

though i had to sell golden joker becuz madness gonna eat it

[vast sinew]

yo, there isn't any vc's in here?

or am i dumb?

[knotty zodiac]

eternal parei is scary... now you know. i had to learn the same way x)

[stark charm]

add plant to mad world

[knotty zodiac]

starting new profile, unlocked everything on profile 1

should i unlock all?

[balmy flame]

back to purple stake i go

anybody got a purple stake red deck strat

i refuse to play any other decks until i win gold stake red

[serene forge]

not take eternal parei for this exact reason

[vast sinew]

i bought Balatro yesterday

[serene forge]

what are your other jonklers

[vast sinew]

i still don't know anything.

[balmy flame]

idk, i forgor

[balmy flame]

download yahimod and cryptid

[vast sinew]

on mobile.

[balmy flame]

and?

[knotty zodiac]

interest is good
econ is good
pairs are good
blue seals are good

[balmy flame]

that wont stop you

[vast sinew]

sure.

[stark charm]

play white stake

[balmy flame]

install cryptid

[stark charm]

it is pretty hard to install cryptid on mobile

but there is tutorial

i recommend playing main game before driving into those bullshit tho

[balmy flame]

no

cryptid best mod :)

and yahimod

:)))

[flat warren]

Are my jokers set up right? I eat crayons

[vast sinew]

how do i install it.

[balmy flame]

not my problem gang

[stark charm]

me and my 53th clock at -236 ante, i got it

[vast sinew]

i searched it, there's only PC, not a single mobile mod.

[frank grove]

I wouldnt play cryptid before winning a run in the base game

[vast sinew]

look at my name.

[flat warren]

I don’t believe you

My 7 year old can make it to r6

[vast sinew]

Believe me, i cannot pass.

[stark charm]

i mean i won the game first game , i got lucky with straight hand i think

[vast sinew]

nice

[balmy flame]

@valid palm

[balmy flame]

buy jokers then?

you want +chip and +mult

[vast sinew]

i seriously do not know ANYTHING about balatro.

[balmy flame]

did you do the tutorial?

jimbo explains the whole game

[vast sinew]

yes.

[vast sinew]

i know.

[flat warren]

But you joined the discord and made your name Balatro based 😂

[stark charm]

Just play it you will know how to play in no time

[balmy flame]

clearly not

[valid palm]

Yo who needs mult?

[stark charm]

I need money

[valid palm]

Cow be upon thee

[edgy stone]

Spent 3 hours in Black Deck Gold Stake and I were like a newbie in this game. Tips pls

[vast sinew]

this is only my name on this server.

[stark charm]

You can change your nickname

[balmy flame]

cow

[flat warren]

I don’t get it tho lol what are you confused about the game bro bro

[vast sinew]

JK, i got to r11

today

like

[flat warren]

Jokers go brr

[balmy flame]

wow bro

youre so funny

[stark charm]

Reroll until you get good start👍

[flat warren]

YOU GOT US TROLOLOLOLOL

[stark charm]

Black deck is genuine suffering

I gone mad

[vast sinew]

get happy

[frank grove]

even "bad" mult like mad joker is worth taking shop one, you have an extra joker slot use it

[humble gulch]

I like black deck

[balmy flame]

mad

[nova leaf]

Bull and Bootstraps are legit underrated

[flat warren]

So does my ex 😔

[nova leaf]

They're just niche

[stark charm]

i once get 2 polychrome constellation and fumbled the run'

[nova leaf]

Folk

[stark karma]

Slight overkill on the brainstorms

[humble gulch]

Just do pair slop

[stark charm]

because i cant fucking find straight (in abandoned deck)

[flat warren]

Sheeeeeesh

[frank grove]

boostraps is underrated but i think bull has been rated well for a while

[stark karma]

Small blind naneinf btw

[balmy flame]

showman moment

[stark charm]

how many royal flush has this guy folded

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[stark karma]

3 natural ectos

[humble gulch]

Bootstraps I see, bootstraps I take

[humble gulch]

I love Bloodstone

[edgy stone]

I thought I could save money for better Joker. But even small blind could shut me down

[willow frost]

you can download cryptid apks for mobile

[stark karma]

Honestly wish I had more blueprints lol

[stark charm]

how do you get that handsize?

bean?

[stark karma]

I sold one earlier

Yup

5 hits

[vast sinew]

But i don't know any

that's the problem

[willow frost]

they're just a few updates old, but tbh youll still get the cryptid experience

[stark karma]

Twice in ante 8, and ante 24, one in ante 32

[stark charm]

insane luck

[stark karma]

Not rly

[stark charm]

oh i thought in one blind

[stark karma]

The craziest thing I think about this run is it started as a really messy speedrun

[willow frost]

im pretty sure theres two in some of the first results on google when you type cryptid mobile apk or whatever

[stark karma]

Showman highlights

[vast sinew]

sure

[versed sable]

showman go weee

[vast sinew]

lemme search

[willow frost]

i dont have my phone rn or id show you sorry lol

[stark karma]

The stuntmen and swashes were in the same shop

[rose trout]

And I’m happy that I just beated green stake😭 🙏

[willow frost]

how the fuck

what was your handsize btw

[stark charm]

as a nullscape player , i appreciated your greed.

[stark karma]

It’s 32 but I’ve taken 4 ectos

So I’ve lost 10 hand size

[versed sable]

steel ;w;

[humble gulch]

I mean, I can still hex

[sand cliff]

can somebody give me some tips for beating plasma deck (up to blue stake) last time i won i had scholar, hanging chad, and odd todd but i still dont think i really get how this deck works

[stark karma]

lol

[stark charm]

nope

[stark karma]

Wasn’t a money run just an ante 39 run

With a focus on max copies

Gonna play it out and see if I get more ectos

[frank grove]

if they find another eternal they can

[stark karma]

Could be fun

[sand cliff]

bro how do people deckfix this hard i feel like i can only get half my deck like this by the time i lose

[lyric karma]

i think im quitting balatro

[stark charm]

reroll until stunt man on small blind one 👍

[humble gulch]

What do you mean no, I like hex

[stark karma]

You can hex with a non eternal btw

Fun fact

[frank grove]

they mean they can still use it the hologram is foil eternal

[sand cliff]

one time i had a stuntman and still lost

[stark karma]

In this specific case

[rose trout]

How do you even get to just having kings? Is there like a legit way to do that?

[humble gulch]

No way, really?

[knotty zodiac]

2 left on the misprint. time to start ripping packs i think?

[frank grove]

so they can use it on something else thats eternal if they want

[humble gulch]

It just dies

[stark karma]

Yeah because hologram is eternal and foil

[stark charm]

how did you fumble plasma deck with stunt man early 😭

[stark karma]

So it won’t take the echo

And the other joker always will

[willow frost]

insane

[stark karma]

Early deck building

[humble gulch]

Why do I always look like an ignorant 💔 💔

[sand cliff]

i think the whole playing mostly for chips thing just hasnt resonated for me yet.

[rose trout]

How does that work? Spamming the card packs early game? Which deck do you play?

[stark karma]

This was the run early

[stark karma]

Plasma

Nah mostly it’s stuff like purple seals, trading card, dna

[willow frost]

round 17 what happened

[stark karma]

Just tarots from shops

[rose trout]

Throwback carried my green stake lol

[willow frost]

voucher skip?

[stark karma]

Asking me?

[willow frost]

yes

[rose trout]

Are some of these required to be far at the game? I started 3 days ago so I don’t think I can pull that off or can I?

[stark karma]

Yes lol

[willow frost]

no do that later lol

[stark karma]

Voucher skip did come

Early retcon in like ante 9 was super helpful

[stark karma]

Yeah you need some time haha

[shell dagger]

It’ll be unlikely

[rose trout]

😭

[stark karma]

You’ll never have to do any of this unless you want to

I exploited a bug as well

[versed sable]

bean glitch my beloved

[bold laurel]

When do you guys think local funk will update the game?

[stark karma]

When it’s done

[frank grove]

only unknown amount of time until crimson exploit is patched!!!

[cosmic sun]

lil run to start the day

Glass Joker actually got somewhere

[stark karma]

Glass joke is so awesome

I love destruction effects

Glass, canio, erosion, trading card

My fave jokers

Sixth sense…

It’s ok….

[rose trout]

First attempt at black stake

Wish me luck

[vestal copper]

gl

[versed sable]

good fortune be upon ye

[grizzled wraith]

I'm looking to try and beat Black Deck on Gold (and Orange) deck. Any helpful tips/advice to make the journey less painful?

[warped moth]

I'd love glass joker significantly more if it didn't also have the hidden ability to make literally all glass cards unbreakable the moment you pick it up

[humble gulch]

Three more stickers

[warped moth]

Good luck 😔

[humble gulch]

Tell yourself that everything is going to be fine 💔

[warped moth]

I guess don't let opportunities go. Even if you don't like using a joker or don't think it will fit your build, you really don't have much of a choice usually

And prepare to lose a lot

[fickle plaza]

????

[stark karma]

Ohohoooo

[fickle plaza]

[stark charm]

x256😭

[stark karma]

Feels like we could

[stark charm]

Maybe sell trio for banana

[fickle plaza]

Banana

[fickle plaza]

i guess

[stark charm]

Is that worth it?

[fickle plaza]

Okay, I need to get antimatter

But for now I'm using bananas

cavendish

[still pike]

I beat green stake

[stark charm]

Congrats

[still pike]

Finally

[stark charm]

I hate red deck , it is so buns.

[still pike]

These are my jokers

[warped moth]

Well done :o

[stark karma]

Still naneinfs with no extra cards

Can we get an eight brainstorm

[drifting gorge]

least awful don quixote pfp take

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[stark karma]

Can we get a ninth brainstorm

[drifting gorge]

after my last bloodstone game yea based

[stark karma]

There’s no way that’s a good idea

[still pike]

Time for ghost black stake

[stark karma]

If I serpent tho….

[drifting gorge]

let's go gambling!

[stark karma]

Fuck it I’ll do it lol

We’re having fun

[rocky helm]

guys i'm gonna try to get a run that goes past ante 13

[still pike]

Good luck

[fickle plaza]

🥀

[still pike]

Copy Cavendish maybe

[rocky helm]

what if the reroll voucher appears

[fickle plaza]

buy Balatro again

[rocky helm]

?

[void topaz]

yeah that prolly wins

[rocky helm]

immideate synergy

[fickle plaza]

Buy balatro on a new Steam account

[still pike]

Should op kept Cavendish at front and copied with blueprint

[rocky helm]

the ecto hit blueprint

[still pike]

Why is it black background

[fickle plaza]

I tried all the combinations, at least in the 4 hands I played

[void topaz]

YOU POPPED ECTO WITH THIS

WHAT

[rocky helm]

high card build

[void topaz]

oh shit im lowkey a bum i just realised

[rocky helm]

burglar nullifies needle, good to know

[void topaz]

you been copying it

[rocky helm]

?

[void topaz]

with blueprint

[rocky helm]

yeah

[void topaz]

yuh

goated

[rocky helm]

jimbo is carrying

[brave goblet]

you'll never lose now

runner up with burger the best xmult joker

[errant bolt]

first gold stake win 👌

[rocky helm]

yes bro

i love groker

[stark karma]

Hmmmmm should I take bunger

Maybe another brainstorm would hit the spot

[rocky helm]

heartbreaking debuff

[fading tendon]

someone can tell me why my victory does not count when I play infinity mode?

[rocky helm]

wdym infinity mode

[keen pilot]

endless

[brazen jolt]

congrats!

[fading tendon]

yeah thats it

[brazen jolt]

reset atp

[errant bolt]

blueprint throwback carried me lol

[brazen jolt]

yeah I see haha, blueprint my beloved

[keen pilot]

How exactly does it not count? Genuine question

I feel like I get soul cards more often than nat negatives lately o-o

nice

[worthy tinsel]

Meh

Chicot was better for AJ
It can be funny tho

[fading tendon]

like, I won a game and then asked me if I wanna play endless mode. Then I lost eventualy, when I went to start a new game, I cannot change de difficult, so I think that my victory does not count

[midnight talon]

thats why i never choose endless

[keen pilot]

I think I heard of something like that happening, but idk, haven't encountered myself
Or maybe I just didn't notice

Ookay

[willow frost]

thats weird it usually counts

[midnight talon]

get brainstorm and put anicent joker in the leftmost slot

[worthy tinsel]

Thats just a free win unless you facecard and plant

[fading tendon]

I used to play in apple arcade, and I think, ok maybe it's a bug. Now I played on steam PC and the same happened

[strange compass]

Sorry HoloCert but I am taken

[worthy tinsel]

More AJs pics 🙏

[strange compass]

I am replaying a seed I first lost on cuz of this

[worthy tinsel]

Yeah thats why reading the bossblind with AJ matters

[ancient gyro]

someone forgot to skip

[stark karma]

We misplayed!

[strange compass]

Does AJ work for Wild cards

[knotty zodiac]

rip

[strange compass]

And is it worth playing flush five with 5 wilds?

[ancient gyro]

that level of deck fixing in gs is highly unrealistic

[strange compass]

Tough

[ancient gyro]

so it's just mostly flushes

[strange compass]

I am playing white stake now

[ancient gyro]

yeah but nobody plays white stake forever

[knotty zodiac]

looking for something easier than black++ but harder than generic c++

[strange compass]

I am playing white stake to use double AJ

[ancient gyro]

black++ isn't too hard

how about throwbackless++

or pairless++

[vestal copper]

impossible

[knotty zodiac]

can i do throwbackless if i play mobile?

[vestal copper]

straight only c++ :clueless:

[strange compass]

Try green deck or nebula

[steady marten]

Hi guys

[ancient gyro]

you can do throwbackless on any system setting

[rotund igloo]

Has anyone done painted ++?

[strange compass]

Green deck is fun

[steady marten]

Im kinda new to the game what are the easier decks for gold stake other than Abandoned?

[ancient gyro]

a few ppl

vic is currently doing one

[rotund igloo]

Dang

Nice

[strange compass]

Checkered

[knotty zodiac]

guess ill test. dont i instantly lose if i have a game in progress and ios clears ram?

[ancient gyro]

it's deceptively difficult to gs normally on painted

[strange compass]

Checkered, Yellow and Ghost Deck

Blue and Red as well

[ancient gyro]

throwback is unlocked when you continue a saved run

[steady marten]

Black probably 🥶🔥

[ancient gyro]

in other words, you can only win gs runs in one sitting, without save scumming

[knotty zodiac]

im assuming the run saves when i tab out since i have to continue from the main screen when im doing other stuff on my phone for long enough

[steady marten]

Also

How tf can I get sattelite

[knotty zodiac]

and no, keeping the session open isnt really an option. sometimes there's other stuff going on

[strange compass]

Get 400$ in a run

[ancient gyro]

so you complete the games in one sitting

[steady marten]

Yeah how do I do that

[ancient gyro]

runs take like 30 minutes

[knotty zodiac]

doesnt work for my lifestyle. maybe if i start playing the pc version

[strange compass]

Anaglyph deck, stack your skips for investment skip

[ancient gyro]

wh

ok

[strange compass]

Play on white stake for easier time

[ancient gyro]

well there's pairless++

[steady marten]

Alr Ill try that thanks a lot

[thorn thistle]

blueprint at ante 1

[knotty zodiac]

i played mmos in the past, im done with games that require specific time from me xD

pairless is interesting

[willow frost]

unfathomable throw rip

[knotty zodiac]

what did you decide re:black hole?

[strange compass]

Why is your game deep fried

[ancient gyro]

no pairs played ever
no mercuries
no black hole

that's about it

[steady marten]

Another thing, to see the stake you won with a joker in the middle of a run, do you need a mod?

[ancient gyro]

for my run

[thorn thistle]

it's like classic windows solitaire mod i use

[knotty zodiac]

seems like fun, how far have you gotten?

[strange compass]

Try 3OAK less

It's super difficult

[ancient gyro]

not that far but I haven't lost yet of the 6 runs

[knotty zodiac]

lol this is basically me if pairless. i have a lovehate with straights

[ancient gyro]

that's not hard at all lmao

ive just been busy playing other games and there isn't too much left for me to learn from balatro

[strange compass]

It's so tough for me to not play 3 oak everytime

[steady marten]

What’s ur highest ante

[ancient gyro]

3oak isn't anywhere close to meta so doing a challenge that requires you to ignore a middle of the road poker hand is not a real challenge

[knotty zodiac]

im basically 3oakless already. itd be kinda like playing fhless or strflushless

[ancient gyro]

pretty much

[strange compass]

Ante 50

[foggy summit]

Should I put this blueprint anywhere

[steady marten]

Stop the cap

[wet burrow]

how big is hologram, surely bp is bigger

[ancient gyro]

there's also c++ no losses which im pretty sure I can do if it's not rotating

[foggy summit]

7.75