🕹・game-discussion

[jovial grove]

i am begging you'

[random lark]

eye counters pairslop and enables it at the same time

[jovial grove]

NO

dont react with that emoji

[craggy gale]

Speaking of hitting the road

[fringe nebula]

are you going to save money

or fully commit into htr

[craggy gale]

I personally don’t really like hit the road ngl

Like I get how it can be insanely powerful but I just don’t really like it tbh

And that

WHAT

No you don’t just do that to me

[fringe nebula]

please get perkeo

perkeo glass death

[craggy gale]

Holy fucking shit trib

[random lark]

chicot

[fringe nebula]

ok second best

[random lark]

noo...

[fringe nebula]

you can safely commit into htr if you have chicot

[craggy gale]

Okay we have a run in our hands lmao

[primal olive]

what did u get?

[craggy gale]

Trib

[night turret]

First win on painted!

[primal olive]

oop got class

[minor portal]

those who the plant

[craggy gale]

Please don’t

[random lark]

chicot supremacy

[night turret]

Canio only has 3x mult

I never got a hanged man ONCE

[random lark]

win screen?

[night turret]

Yes

I’ll post seed when I’m done

[edgy stone]

Who hate Bloodstone? Who hate Throwback?

[random lark]

no i wanna see the win screen (most played hand)

[night turret]

Flush

[hushed sinew]

@canio?

[random lark]

makes sense

[hushed sinew]

immense w

[night turret]

Also is that a fire spirt

[random lark]

spade flush right?
it is a fire spirit

[night turret]

Gay pap, now that’s something you see every day

[night turret]

Yes, I’m also making hearts in case bloodstone

[tranquil steppe]

How come swash counts the sell value of eternal jokers?

[hushed sinew]

because they have a sell value probably

[tranquil steppe]

But they’re unsellable

[random lark]

because eternal jokers have sell value even though you can't sell them, think of egg + temperance

[hushed sinew]

eternal egg

rental golden joker

[jovial mica]

swash takes the sell value before stickers

[frank notch]

hornet girl would hate me

[jovial mica]

but after enhancements from other jokers
so egg buffs itself but the eternal sticker won't affect however high that sell value is

[night turret]

But hey it’s 1/2 and you have two of em!

[hushed sinew]

bloodstone on checkered deck might lowk be good idk

[frank notch]

its a 3 in 4

[true thunder]

what does blood stone do?

[frank notch]

1 in 2 chance to give x1.5 mult when a heart is scored

[true thunder]

that's so weirdly specific

Is that it?

[frank notch]

do i black hole or use deja vu on ace of hearts

[fringe nebula]

wow ok

[hushed sinew]

I think a lot of the jokers are weirdly specific

[frank notch]

weakest pairslopper

[night turret]

What

[jovial mica]

pairs right?

[night turret]

@random lark 4ZZ7ID5T

[frank notch]

two 50% chances makes a 75% chance for at least 1 to score

[night turret]

Since you wanted to see something

[jovial mica]

oh there's worse

trust me

[night turret]

Oh you were doing propaganda

[edgy stone]

Jokers?

[night turret]

I thought you somehow got that from fractions

[true thunder]

weirdly specific in a way I find too inconsistent to be appealing

[cloud sinew]

its quite bad

[true thunder]

I suppose I've done more specific things so maybe it's not that

It is boring

[hushed sinew]

I don't like arrowhead

[cloud sinew]

arrowhead is the best gem joker

[jovial mica]

weirdly specific is good if you have the exact build for it
but otherwise it's kinda ass

[random lark]

pairslopper caught in 4k

[hushed sinew]

I hate square joker

[jovial mica]

what's that one joker that does a thing if your hand contains an ace and a straight

[craggy gale]

Yeah sure just give me everything I’d ever want but give them perishable

[edgy stone]

1 in 2 chance for big score and 1 in 2 chance for low score

[fringe nebula]

dude i have 8 winstreak on gold stake for a reason

[jovial mica]

walkie talkie ?

[cloud sinew]

photo not even in your top 10 is peak, but rebate not in your top 10 is interesting

[craggy gale]

Superposition

[jovial mica]

yep

[true thunder]

I'm glad my instinct was correct

[hushed sinew]

how can people even like square joker

[random lark]

dw they'll nerf pairs next patch

[jovial mica]

oh god no

[fringe nebula]

i usually have more than enough econ thanks to triple hermit/triple devil

magic deck is good

[jovial mica]

it'd force me to pivot i love pairs /silly

[true thunder]

I think it could be worth on the half spades half heart deck

[random lark]

you'll have to play straights again

[jovial mica]

checkered?

checkered is flushslop omds

[true thunder]

FLUSH SLOP LOL

[hushed sinew]

with erratic deck could you theoretically get all cards of one suit

[slow iris]

?????

both in the same shop

[jovial mica]

DAM

[true thunder]

You have to believe me when I say just earlier today I unlocked that deck, checked it out and thought "this..? This is just flush slop!"

[slow iris]

getting rid of perkeo fuck perkeo

YORICK

worth

[jovial mica]

i won that shit in 30 minutes its so fucking easy

[random lark]

why would you ever do this

[jovial mica]

i was in the staff room before work and was like "yh lemme try" and somehow did it first try

[true thunder]

What if it was called kirkeo

[jovial mica]

i-

[hushed sinew]

I would agree with you but you hate throwback so nah

[slow iris]

perkeo death

[true thunder]

I've never gotten perkeo before

[cloud sinew]

🙁

[frank notch]

i BETTER not roll the flint

[jovial mica]

idk what half the legendaries do i only got canio once and never again

[true thunder]

I know what it does though
Seems op

[hushed sinew]

canio?

[random lark]

you mean the pairslop enabling boss blind?

[jovial mica]

the one that repeatedly disables the bosses

[frank notch]

i play highcardslop

[jovial mica]

was it canio?

[hushed sinew]

chicot

[jovial mica]

fuxk

[cloud sinew]

high card is worse than pair though, generally

[hushed sinew]

I hate canio

[random lark]

so you get like 30% less points than pairslop players?

[hushed sinew]

canio can die

[jovial mica]

chicot was the one yh

what does canio do

[true thunder]

I love trying to make high card builds work

[jovial mica]

i tried once IT WAS HELLLL

[hushed sinew]

I will strive to ceremonial dagger every canio I get

[jovial mica]

so much deckfixing

[random lark]

stm steel queens

[jovial mica]

i should've done that

[true thunder]

I bring a "i try a high card build" attitude to the poker table the other players don't really like

[frank notch]

im too locked in to high card

i cant pivot now

[cloud sinew]

dying to needle, eye, AND plant. 👍

[jovial mica]

counterargument: aces? to an extent

[random lark]

nah i'd win

[fading shadow]

I... Am LocalThunk

[true thunder]

What does eye do Gain?

[fading shadow]

THIS SUMMER

[cloud sinew]

what

[jovial mica]

what if you steeled aces too

[cloud sinew]

how do aces help when you have a STM build

[jovial mica]

as a backup

[craggy gale]

I swear to god

How in the fuck did I lose this run

[jovial mica]

oh rahh on checkered too

GG that's half the deck

[random lark]

other steel cards are backup for

[hushed sinew]

eye means you can't use the same poker hand twice

[craggy gale]

Hearts and then spades debuffed back to back

The boss blinds are insane

[jovial mica]

genuinely sucks on checkered in general

[hushed sinew]

eye just sucks

worse needle

[jovial mica]

oh and then the pillar too 🤍

[edgy stone]

What the? What Joker?

[true thunder]

Oh right
Well I guess half joker can help if you just suck it up and do a pair
splash too I guess

[craggy gale]

Seed if anyone wants to play

[random lark]

flush then straight flush and win

[jovial mica]

nat strush
do u hear urself

/silly

[random lark]

it's checkered deck

[jovial mica]

yes they're easier to get but like

[fading shadow]

622 hours now

you jinxed it

[hushed sinew]

two pairs are the best because they level up with earth and if we didn't have earth we'd die

[cloud sinew]

:)

[jovial mica]

isnt 2p Uranus

[lofty vault]

Isn't full house earth

[cloud sinew]

they... they dont level up with earth

[random lark]

no two pairs are best because trousers exist

[hushed sinew]

nah that's venus

[lofty vault]

Full house upgrades pants

[hushed sinew]

I love misinformation

[craggy gale]

Chad business card trib dna sixth sense

[cloud sinew]

nice cover story. you got it wrong the first time and youre covering it up by joking about it a 2nd time

[hushed sinew]

thank you.

[random lark]

so would you rather scale your trousers with two pairs or full houses

[frank notch]

do i give myself infinite money or no

[hushed sinew]

it was accidental misinformation, yet misinformation all the same.

[cloud sinew]

yes

[random lark]

you get bull and bootstraps next shop

[lofty vault]

@hushed sinew thoughts on this build

[edgy stone]

You build on High Card or Flush?

[hushed sinew]

ew.

[craggy gale]

5 of a kind/flush five

[jovial mica]

w h a t

[lofty vault]

How about this one

[hushed sinew]

I don't care that it's 93 xmult, ew.

[shell matrix]

I hate the planet voucher

So bad

[craggy gale]

Genuinely hoped I gotten better draws

[lofty vault]

That's a 31

[jovial mica]

WHY IS CANIO SO SPECIFIC WHAT

nah the canio hate is justified now

i agree with them

[cloud sinew]

canio is fine

[craggy gale]

Ok what can you not swear in this server

[cloud sinew]

"⛔ 3. No harassment, abuse, swearing, or bullying."

[hushed sinew]

31 with two brainstorms

[craggy gale]

Well that’s
Cool ig

Sure then

[cloud sinew]

its not really applied as a rule

[jovial mica]

neg money

[cloud sinew]

but it is a rule

[random lark]

31^3, not 31x3

[craggy gale]

Right

[cloud sinew]

ive never been told off for swearing

[frank notch]

rolled into dna and used chariot on red seal like 3

[jovial mica]

i suppose i see it as "don't swear to insult someone else"

[hushed sinew]

oh ok

[craggy gale]

Makes sense

[lofty vault]

Canio put me in debt looking for hanged men

[jovial mica]

moderation is key

[hushed sinew]

but does it not just trigger the 31 three times

anyway yeah, canio still sucks

[atomic trout]

Noooo

[lofty vault]

At least it's not yorik

[atomic trout]

Damn the AGUJA

[shell matrix]

I haven’t played in a while is my order good or is it wrong

[random lark]

31x31x31 = 31^3

[hushed sinew]

do you know how this build could be better

[hushed sinew]

oh yeah true

[slow iris]

A THIRD ONE

[cloud sinew]

i keep yorick here

[lofty vault]

Canio upon thee

[slow iris]

yeah i'm not getting rid of anything

i'm content with my jokers

[hushed sinew]

ceremonial dagger

[shell matrix]

Did you have canio before this? What was your other legendary?

[lofty vault]

I mean that is +20 mult

[slow iris]

perkeo

[hushed sinew]

better than looking at canios stupid face

and his stupid ability

[lofty vault]

It makes sense that it's his ability but it sucks

[hushed sinew]

I'm gonna get madness to permanently eat canio out of balatro

[lofty vault]

Cuz in the play canio was a murderer so him murdering face cards makes sense

Maybe if he automatically destroyed face cards

[cloud sinew]

play?

i thought it was an opera

[lofty vault]

What's the difference

[hushed sinew]

isn't an opera like singing n shit

[frank notch]

what do i sack for bp

[cloud sinew]

opera is music

[lofty vault]

Could copy pareidolia

[frank notch]

true...

[hushed sinew]

I'd say drunkard but I suck

[lofty vault]

Maybe kill blue cuz blueprint and banner is better than blue banner

[lost vault]

pareidolia pareidolia pareidolia

[lofty vault]

If you don't skip

Discard*

[frank notch]

lolll i got andy the games over

[lost vault]

90 chips so good

[frank notch]

i sacked pareidolia

[hushed sinew]

why?

[frank notch]

im scoring 60k in one hand

[terse vale]

dont need it

[hushed sinew]

isn't para scary face good?

[lost vault]

because it sucks

[terse vale]

not really

para sucks

[jovial mica]

scary face is just +60 chips iirc

[terse vale]

30

for every face card scored

[lost vault]

pareidolia fans realizing they alraedy have face cards in their deck

[jovial mica]

depends on the face joker/s you're throwing with it

[lofty vault]

Pareidolia and the plant upon thee

[hushed sinew]

with a flush that's 150 chips

or a straight

[jovial mica]

para on abandoned though

[hushed sinew]

or any 5 card hand

[terse vale]

if its not econ face jokers it sucks

[lost vault]

trash why would you even run faces on abandoned

[jovial mica]

i never have

[terse vale]

man

[lofty vault]

Free deck building

[jovial mica]

i love ragebaiting /j

[terse vale]

what

[slow iris]

here's the seed for those who want it

[terse vale]

wdym

[slow iris]

i'll post in seeds channel later

if i remember

[lost vault]

"free"
looks inside
6 dollars

[lofty vault]

Starts with less cards

[jovial mica]

you get 40 not 52

[lost vault]

it is not deck building either

[hushed sinew]

I agree with whatever this guy says because I do

[jovial mica]

on abandoned

[terse vale]

oh yeah but she was talking about face cards

[lost vault]

agree with a better player smg

[jovial mica]

and your only chance of scoring is with aces at that point

[lofty vault]

Deck breaking then

[jovial mica]

if yr doing high card anyway

[jovial mica]

deck's already skewed without faces

[hushed sinew]

nah

[cloud sinew]

what

[jovial mica]

like what can you play on abandoned that isn't a pair

[cloud sinew]

how is that the case

[cloud sinew]

3oak, straight, 4oak...

full houses

every hand is easier to draw

[jovial mica]

i said if you're doing high card which why would you on abandoned

[lofty vault]

Canio is amazing

[hushed sinew]

aight fuck no

[jovial mica]

never seen a full house build before deadass

[random lark]

literally any hand

[lofty vault]

Royal flush

[hushed sinew]

card packs

[terse vale]

no

[random lark]

renamed straight flush

[cloud sinew]

royal flush isnt a unique poker hand except for the hand display and brainstorm's unlock

[lofty vault]

Ignore how royal flush is just straight flush and has no difference at all

[hushed sinew]

how so

[frank notch]

acrobat was not enough

[terse vale]

inconsistent and not worth it

[hushed sinew]

but that doesn't mean you can't, does it.

[terse vale]

its not like you’re gonna find the cards you need in a pack like that

[terse vale]

well don’t :?

[lofty vault]

What the genuine heck is acrobat doing here

[terse vale]

because it sucks

[hushed sinew]

I'm not saying it's good, I'm saying you CAN

[frank notch]

tried to clutch up and failed

i forgot it balances and doesnt triple your score

[jovial mica]

wait is the clock a mod you added in genuinely asking

[cloud sinew]

lol

[lofty vault]

I feel like a +mult joker would've been better cuz of the whole it's a chip build

[frank notch]

yes

[frank notch]

because its plasma

[jovial mica]

OHH PLASMA L

[hushed sinew]

plasma is an L entirely

[jovial mica]

plasma forces you to change your playstyle

[lofty vault]

My highest score was on plasma

[night turret]

It’s the best on a lot of decks

[lofty vault]

And no it wasn't Baron slop

[night turret]

Plasma

[frank notch]

how i hate crimson heart

[jovial mica]

proof? /j

[lofty vault]

It was trib slop

[jovial mica]

oh

[jovial mica]

you lost because you ran out of cards???

[hushed sinew]

who is actually playing balatro at 1:30 am

[jovial mica]

i want to

[lofty vault]

Yea

[jovial mica]

w bio btw 🔥

[hushed sinew]

ty

[lofty vault]

Baron canio build when

[hushed sinew]

it's all 100% true

[jovial mica]

i was close once

..on abandoned
because i forgot i had 40 not 52

[hushed sinew]

Teltarune

[lofty vault]

Is this just Jimbo

[jovial mica]

pairs incoming

[hushed sinew]

what do the numbers mean in your name

[jovial mica]

my highest score on one hand so far

[lunar gate]

should i?

[jovial mica]

ive only got 40 hours and progression is slow

[hushed sinew]

what stake are you on

[jovial mica]

did you take that one voucher

[jovial mica]

that was from black on white

black deck white stake

[frank notch]

bandy slop

[lunar gate]

which one

[hushed sinew]

you're on white stake?

[jovial mica]

im gonna try get through red soon[?]

[jovial mica]

i went through every deck up to checkered on white to unlock them

[hushed sinew]

oh nice

[jovial mica]

I finished magic on white tonight

[hushed sinew]

I just locked in on blue deck

[lunar gate]

oh ye i like what i see

[hushed sinew]

and got a three stake winstreak

[night turret]

YAY

[hushed sinew]

red card is so tasty

[fringe nebula]

i would take eternal hallu

[hushed sinew]

hallu with red card is kinda nutty

[night turret]

Not all I’m taking

[lunar gate]

red card biggest fan here

[hushed sinew]

I love red card an unfathomable amount

[lofty vault]

Would you skip a soul for red card value

[hushed sinew]

yes

[night turret]

Let me confide you this run later

[lunar gate]

definitely

[hushed sinew]

just to avoid potentially getting canio

[lofty vault]

1 in 5

[frank notch]

4 joker synergy right here. banner is boosted by merry andy which they both boost degrat which then boosts bull

[hushed sinew]

I've hit a wheel of fortune before, too high a chance of getting canio

[lunar gate]

im beginning to believe that chicot has a increased chance than another legendaries

[hushed sinew]

I wish I got Chicot.

all I get Is canio.

[lunar gate]

always chicot never perkeo

[lofty vault]

No joke I got canio 3 times in a row

If I get canio one more time I am selling his ass instantly

[hushed sinew]

buy madness immediately

[lunar gate]

dagger to stab

[hushed sinew]

reroll until you get madness

and eat him up

no more canio

dagger also works, yeah

[lunar gate]

i ALWAYS got chicot

[hushed sinew]

tell me your secrets, how does one obtain chicot

I need chicot

now

[limber charm]

thank god that gold stake makes you get them with no repeats for the completition

[lunar gate]

luck and wish him pretty hard

[lofty vault]

Get an insanely easy boss blind then he'll show up to be useless

[lunar gate]

its acorn even a boss?

[lofty vault]

Same if you hold onto a hanged man cuz that'll make canio useful so he won't show up

[hushed sinew]

and then should in sell him on ante 7 to buy blueprint, only to get violet vessel?

[lofty vault]

Copy chicot so vessels score requirement gets cut in half twice

[hushed sinew]

is that just instant win

[lofty vault]

Maybe

[hushed sinew]

or would you need three chicots

[lunar gate]

im using canio but WHEN?

where is he

[hushed sinew]

never

Nuh uh

no no canio

[lofty vault]

They are discussing if Baron is good

[hushed sinew]

never

because his crown is too silly

and stupid

[lofty vault]

They have responded that at least it's not campfire

[lunar gate]

sometimes

[hushed sinew]

but campfire tastes nice

[lunar gate]

sometimes= almost never

[lofty vault]

Get a texture pack to replace the crown with a dunce cap

[hushed sinew]

I cast xbox

[lofty vault]

Cut out a dunce cap on paper and tape it into the screen where Baron is

[lunar gate]

thunk why you forget to remove temperance and wheel in jokerless

[hushed sinew]

I'll just put the dunce cap in my tv and put it on his head forever

[lofty vault]

Would make it too easy

[hushed sinew]

thunk why you make canio and baron exist

[lofty vault]

Thunk why isn't there a raccoon or trashcan joker

[lunar gate]

canio for abandoned deck fans

[lofty vault]

Also I guess there is a trashcan voucher so that's good enough

[hushed sinew]

canio for absolutely anyone who can't be bothered to fish for hanged man

[lofty vault]

But it's ruined by the recycling voucher

Who needs recycling people don't throw food in the recycling bins

[hushed sinew]

wasteful is the best voucher bcuh blue stake

[lunar gate]

its a good idea actually

[hushed sinew]

trashcan joker to put canio and baron in

[lofty vault]

Burglar is kinda a raccoon cuz bandits mask

[lunar gate]

like dagger but you can select what to thrown in

[hushed sinew]

the trashcan joker should be where thunk gets pro balatro players to rank the jokers and all the f tier jokers can fit in the one trash can joker

[smoky niche]

what is this horrific pack

[lunar gate]

my eyes

[hushed sinew]

obelisk is so buns

[lunar gate]

auch

[hushed sinew]

would this be too op or no

[lunar gate]

no

[hushed sinew]

you could have like 5 jokers in one slot

but they all suck ass

[lost vault]

skill issue

[tepid skiff]

saturns probably enough scoring to skip buffoon right?

[lost vault]

🐘

[hushed sinew]

must've been the wind

[novel rain]

:l

[frank notch]

gg

[tepid skiff]

the crazy joker saturn synergy?

[hushed sinew]

the other one

[hollow lake]

just won a green deck run with this joker combo

i was throwing aces left and right cuz i kept duplicating death / strength

[hushed sinew]

@tepid skiff

[lofty vault]

Can't see what ante

[tepid skiff]

both seems like pretty good options with the 8 ball

[hollow lake]

why so many susies

[lofty vault]

Balatro

[hushed sinew]

what susies

I don't see any susies

[tepid skiff]

???

[hushed sinew]

you must be tripping

[tepid skiff]

what u talking about

[lofty vault]

It's Jimbo not Susie

[wanton breach]

Onyx agate is good

[hollow lake]

sorry i'm out of crazy pills

[wanton breach]

Sushi 🍣

[manic vault]

whhy did u buy stencil joker tho

[lofty vault]

That not what is

[wanton breach]

Me?

[manic vault]

oh thats invis joker

i think'

[wanton breach]

It's invisible joker

[manic vault]

my bad

[wanton breach]

No worries

[hushed sinew]

stencil joker is the best one

[frank notch]

All decks white stakes

[hushed sinew]

I know they both suck but is madness better than stencil

[wanton breach]

Depends

[frank notch]

now i gotta red stake them

[wanton breach]

Goodluck

[hushed sinew]

what if you feed madness one joker per blind

[wanton breach]

You don't even have to feed it anything

[manic vault]

bruh why did i get negative joker on thr first shop im too poor to buy it

[hushed sinew]

doesn't he just Huff on your jokers

tasty jimbo

[wanton breach]

Your random joker

[hushed sinew]

yeah

[wanton breach]

But if you got 2 eternal madness then you didn't have to do anything

[hushed sinew]

so if you buy a joker per blind doesn't he just keep climbing xmult

[wanton breach]

Or if all your joker is eternal

[hushed sinew]

he can't eat eternal jokers can he?

[wanton breach]

Nope

[hushed sinew]

he can?

[wanton breach]

True

[hushed sinew]

bloodstone

[serene forge]

hello welcome to mcdonalds may I take your order

[hushed sinew]

one bloodstone

[tepid skiff]

madness seems pretty good hopefully 8 ball gives good econ

[wanton breach]

One chariot please

[serene forge]

fuck you

[hushed sinew]

😭

[wanton breach]

Here photocard

Ultimate slop run, here i come

[serene forge]

I hate Photograph

[hushed sinew]

I love photograph

[tepid skiff]

I love photograph

[tacit stream]

I don't care photograph

[hushed sinew]

I am photograph

[tepid skiff]

WE are photograph

[tacit stream]

YOU are photograph

[manic vault]

communism intensifies

[hushed sinew]

ME are photographer

[wanton breach]

Localthunk pouring his heart and soul just to make a joker that someone hates

[hushed sinew]

dictatorship intensifies

[serene forge]

thunk hates idol its not far fetched to see him hate bloodstone too

[wanton breach]

I hate seance

[hushed sinew]

bloodstone is goated

bloodstones existence is better than silksong

[wanton breach]

Me when the silk sing a song

[hearty tundra]

Fun lil run i had earlier

[hushed sinew]

cotton melody lake of depression

[rancid gull]

Seance can naninf though

[peak crest]

got an early blueprint

and then the game just

refused to give me any jokers

not anything that would score at all anyway

[hushed sinew]

ewwww, canio

[wanton breach]

Any joker can naneinf

[peak crest]

just chips

[hearty tundra]

What about 3 canio

[wanton breach]

Even eternal negative rental himbo

[hearty tundra]

Oh wait

Canio hater

[rancid gull]

You ever just have 5 seances naninf?

[hearty tundra]

I see

[rancid gull]

Why are we hating on Canio

[wanton breach]

I'm not that sweaty of a player

[hushed sinew]

because he looks silly and he sucks

[rancid gull]

He looks awesome for one

And two he’s awesome

[hearty tundra]

I had 3 at 36x mult

[hushed sinew]

nah

[hearty tundra]

And brainstorm

[serene forge]

• person who got hardstuck in hunter's march

[hushed sinew]

he still sucks because he does

[terse dock]

Showman

[rancid gull]

Why are you a hater of Canio

He’s a good source of xmult

[wanton breach]

Sad how showman is just a stepping stone sometimes

[hushed sinew]

I 100% silksong and it was great

[serene forge]

they hate skong too grrr

[tepid skiff]

I love round 1 eternal golden joker

[hushed sinew]

I love skong

[novel rain]

I have a severe debt problem

[hushed sinew]

I was just ragebaiting

[lyric karma]

Address them

🐘

[wanton breach]

Just destroy some face cards

[hushed sinew]

no

[wanton breach]

I think he's balanced

[hushed sinew]

they're MY face cards.

[terse dock]

Why are there so many

[wanton breach]

You can produce face cards

[tepid skiff]

the telescope?

[hushed sinew]

so many what

[lyric karma]

🐘

[rancid gull]

Ralsei be smoking too much

[hollow lake]

🐘

[serene forge]

yeah ok dean takahashi we know its you

[terse dock]

anyone have 26 dollars i need coffee

[hushed sinew]

I don't know who that is 😭

[tepid skiff]

I will probably take the voucher if I can if thats what ur curious about

[terse dock]

mf Google him

[hushed sinew]

I have £26

[lyric karma]

i have -26 dolla is that useful?

[wanton breach]

I can do the same thing but i will watch mommy asmr on a windowed mode

[terse dock]

I lied I actually needed slay the spire 2

[serene forge]

game journalist that played the cuphead tutorial

[terse dock]

le epic troll

[hushed sinew]

oh my god 😭

cuphead is so peak ngl

[rancid gull]

Bloodstone is peak ngl

[hushed sinew]

canio isnt

[serene forge]

where tf are you that coffee costs 26 dollar

[rancid gull]

Canio literally is

[hushed sinew]

nah

[wanton breach]

Are you minecraft steve?

[hushed sinew]

Chicot better

[serene forge]

im in new york rn and shit isn't that expensive

[serene forge]

noob

[rancid gull]

I am Steve

[wanton breach]

Bloodstone is just redstone to you, huh

[terse dock]

I lied

[rancid gull]

The nether!!!!

[serene forge]

garbage? yeah

[wanton breach]

What happened to the old york?

[terse dock]

It sank with the rest of the netherlands

[lyric karma]

Its gone

[rancid gull]

Bloodstone isn’t garbage

[lyric karma]

Reduced to ashes

[tepid skiff]

I was able to afford the voucher

[terse dock]

Its pretty bad

[lyric karma]

Grab bloodstone

that would be so fun

[serene forge]

I need to pla spire 2 and then force my big bro to play spire 2 with me

[rancid gull]

*insanely good

[lyric karma]

Fun for ragebait

[tranquil steppe]

What about dark spire

[lyric karma]

you are so naive apparently

[hushed sinew]

you should get bloodstone and spam a ton of hearts

[rancid gull]

Why would it win a black deck gold stake run if it wasn’t good???

[tranquil steppe]

Get Bloops

[wanton breach]

Keep money for interest

[serene forge]

"chatgpt give me a program that farms white stake reaction on discord"

[tepid skiff]

I dont really want to SPAM anything

[lyric karma]

Straight couple yay

[terse dock]

I love Baron

[rancid gull]

I mean that’s a lil mean

[terse dock]

I love Baron

[lyric karma]

are you sure?

[terse dock]

I love Baron

[rancid gull]

I just like the joker

[serene forge]

bloops is like sakura trick
its yuri but its brainrot garbage

[hushed sinew]

I HATE baron

[lyric karma]

thats not yuri wdym

its straight

[terse dock]

w anti monarchialist

[toxic lichen]

I love carrying cards to gold sticker hehe

[serene forge]

nobody plays straights with bloodstone

[hushed sinew]

Yaoi or Yuri

[wanton breach]

Cry about it

[frank notch]

blgl

[tranquil steppe]

Can you play straights if you’re gay?

[lyric karma]

you dont get it

nevermind

[serene forge]

i think i do in fact get it

[rancid gull]

Straight flush

[hushed sinew]

should I test

[wanton breach]

Bro, im playing on black stake 😭

[terse dock]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1298709571258421309

[lyric karma]

nelson

[edgy stone]

straight flush

[serene forge]

yeah thats white stake basically

[terse dock]

There are 3 stakes

[serene forge]

the 3 stakes are white stake, white stake+, and gold stake

[hushed sinew]

I kinda forgot what black stake does

[terse dock]

White stake, blue stake, gold stake

[wanton breach]

God forbid a man having fun with the game he bought

[terse dock]

Eternals

[serene forge]

mandela

[lyric karma]

add eternal jokers

[terse dock]

sorry pinged

[hushed sinew]

oh yeah

[tepid skiff]

im so rich

[tranquil steppe]

No fun allowed

[serene forge]

not what I said

[wanton breach]

Gold stake isn't that fun anymore

[lyric karma]

effect

[tranquil steppe]

Gray stake is coming

[serene forge]

im too lazy to google the list of logical fallacies

what fallacy would that be

[wanton breach]

I hate to think

[lyric karma]

Silver stake

[serene forge]

its 10pm and im running on 4 hours of sleep

[tranquil steppe]

Could be. Name isn’t confirmed

[wanton breach]

No, its Diamond stake and netherite stake

[hushed sinew]

it's 2:21 am here in britain

[serene forge]

adamantite stake

[tranquil steppe]

Nah. Sticking to colors

[lyric karma]

Fallacy ad ignorantiam maybe?

[serene forge]

chlorophyte stake

wooden stake

[lyric karma]

I forgot

[serene forge]

perhaps

[wanton breach]

Copper stake

[serene forge]

cooper stake

[hushed sinew]

mythrill stake

[terse dock]

Appeal to Fun

[lyric karma]

cope stake

[tranquil steppe]

Ice skate

[knotty zodiac]

steak stake

[hushed sinew]

suit suit steak stake

[lyric karma]

||.|| stake

[wanton breach]

Cope stake: spawn with jimbo, canio, and 2 copies of hangman

[hushed sinew]

canio?

[terse dock]

Steak Stake: All jokers are Perishable

[tranquil steppe]

Gary would love that

[hushed sinew]

don't you mean Chicot?

[tranquil steppe]

Chicos monkey farm?

[knotty zodiac]

there will be blood stake: 4 eternal jimbos, 1 eternal bloodstone

[tranquil steppe]

Now that’s goated

[lyric karma]

Forks nightmare

[serene forge]

I like spicy tofu soup

[wanton breach]

Baby stake: spawn with jimbo, chigod, rebate, and mr. Bones. All cards are 10 of hearts

[tranquil steppe]

I like Mrs fearnows Brunswick stew

[lyric karma]

Should start with pareidolia too and all the bosses are the plant

[wanton breach]

Yeah, that would be nice

Coughing baby stake

[tranquil steppe]

Glass stake - every card and every joker is glass and can break

[wanton breach]

Coughing baby stake vs hydrogen bomb stake

[lyric karma]

and glass joker is locked

[hushed sinew]

gold stake - start with 5 eternal golden jokers

[green meteor]

Alternatively, it’s not, but it has a chance to break whenever anything breaks

[lyric karma]

wait a sec

[wanton breach]

All cards are gold cards

[hushed sinew]

and negatives are disabled

[lyric karma]

thats just breaking stuff at this point

[hushed sinew]

you have a shitload of econ but can't buy jokers

[lyric karma]

wait

[wanton breach]

That's just easier jokerless challenge

[hushed sinew]

fair

[green meteor]

Glass Stake+: Your device has a 1 in 4 chance to break irl

[echo sphinx]

jokerless but u are filthy rich ahh

[lyric karma]

yeeee

[hushed sinew]

1 I'm 4 when. when does it do the 1 in 4

after each hand would be balanced

[wanton breach]

Every second

[hushed sinew]

nice

[green meteor]

Frame

If it successfully breaks, further triggers spread to all nearby devices

[hushed sinew]

lucky stake - every round you are given a wheel of fortune. this wheel of fortune has no positive effect when hit. you must hit the wheel of fortune each round or you die.

that's basically impossible btw

[green meteor]

3 in 4 chance to die each round

Nice

[hushed sinew]

totally balanced

[green meteor]

Oa6 becomes the most cherished Joker in the game

[hushed sinew]

does oops work with wheel

[green meteor]

Wait

Yeah, it should

[hushed sinew]

so if you get lucky with first wheel and first shop oops it's a 50/50 you die each round

[wanton breach]

At least 4 seconds in game and your device dead

[green meteor]

Buffed it

All glass in your home will be gone

[wanton breach]

What if my heart is also made of glass? 💔

[green meteor]

Dieded

[wanton breach]

💔🥀

[green meteor]

Must have been the impossible wind

[hushed sinew]

yeah for some reason my messages didn't send and then sent together where they weren't supposed to be

[spring granite]

how about lucky cards instead

[hushed sinew]

I hate lucky cards

and canio

and baron

and balatro

[spring granite]

you start with all lucky cards, and they still give you the bonuses, but score requirements are 2× and you have to hit at least once a hand. You MUST be lucky

[hushed sinew]

but only sometimes

[green meteor]

How about men

[hushed sinew]

yeah

[tropic mulch]

Lucky cards really sock me buskin

Them retriggers

[tropic mulch]

[green meteor]

Yay

[green meteor]

Thanks for being based

[turbid smelt]

UMMMM

[hushed sinew]

I smell a full house

[turbid smelt]

No

Look at the cards

In front

[hushed sinew]

play the fulll hoouuussseeee

[turbid smelt]

Look

In the background

[true shadow]

what should I sell for chad (10♠ seed btw)

[hushed sinew]

yeah, but the full house is more important

[hushed sinew]

mail in rebate

[turbid smelt]

Sell ur Econ

U don’t need rebate

U have 700 dollars

[hushed sinew]

nearly 3am

[fringe nebula]

9 gold stake winstreak

didn't need bones tho

[hushed sinew]

playing balatro at 3am is wild

[manic vault]

anaglyph deck + abstract joker + negative tag

[hushed sinew]

yummy red card

[rancid gull]

Bro is sweating

[fringe nebula]

nah that is casual play

"casual" play

indeed

[rancid gull]

I’m a messer a rounder

You should do black deck for your 10th win

[hushed sinew]

that is vile

atrocious

[fringe nebula]

fuck no

this savefile is magic deck exclusive

[hushed sinew]

what time is it over there in America rn

[rancid gull]

I’m on west coast

It’s 19:57

[fringe nebula]

9:58 am here

[manic vault]

one hour ahead of u

[rancid gull]

Where is bro at

[manic vault]

y no sleep

[hushed sinew]

uk

[hushed sinew]

bcuh balatro more important

[cloud sinew]

this feels like bliss compared to my black++ file

[rancid gull]

For the love of the game?

[manic vault]

ah the place with spiceless food and a gov that tries to collect data on everyone

[hushed sinew]

yeah

[rancid gull]

Black++ is such a nightmare

[hushed sinew]

I do have a vpn tho if that helps at all

[hushed sinew]

it's not really like the American government is much better

[manic vault]

tru

[fringe nebula]

yes

[rancid gull]

We love our guns

[fringe nebula]

why are you doing it anyway?

[manic vault]

everyone is looking at what the orange madman is gonna do

[rancid gull]

Bragging rights

Pretty much

[hushed sinew]

prolly bomb iran

[rancid gull]

Lame ass reason lol

[fringe nebula]

i do magic deck winstreak to have a relaxing time

[hushed sinew]

ok gn

[turbid smelt]

Hehehehe

Baron time

[rancid gull]

I like challenging myself too

[fringe nebula]

9 winstreak i did was easier than 2 winstreak on black deck honestly

[rancid gull]

Woah

[manic vault]

https://www.reddit.com/r/VPN/comments/13tfdmv/whats_the_point_of_a_vpn_if_the_other_side_still/

[hushed sinew]

eeeww, baron

[turbid smelt]

Best joker in the game

[hushed sinew]

nah

and you can't tell me otherwise because I'm gonna slee

[manic vault]

and he slept mid sentence

lmao

[hushed sinew]

I'm baaackk

because I find it hard to sleeeepppp

and I'm gonna hate on cannniooooo

because fuck that guy

[tepid skiff]

did u get canio on abanonded and still haven't recovered

[hushed sinew]

I got canio on blue deck ante 7

and I got no value

ok gn again

[heavy heron]

if only ancient hit hearts…

[ebon condor]

you shouldnt be taking souls at all at ante 7

unless chicot is the only way you can live or something like that

[hushed sinew]

it was when I'd just gotten the game

[hushed sinew]

and I'm back again bcuh I can't sleep

[hard mantle]

i have a baron, mime, and a bluestorm

what do i copy

[terse gyro]

why is ts achievement so fucking ass bruh 😭 👏

[vocal sun]

love it when wraith gives me vagabond so i start with no money

amazing

[manic vault]

is there ever a time where loyalty card is good

[hushed sinew]

what's loyalty card

[manic vault]

x4 mult every 6 hands

[hushed sinew]

no

[vocal sun]

no trust

[hushed sinew]

unless you get lucky

[vocal sun]

you js gotta believe

or js get a small enough deck with enough hands

it could be good but not worth it

[fringe nebula]

loyalty card helped me to beat violet vessel

[mortal nimbus]

It can allow you to greed out a round, or get through an especially tough boss blind

It has it’s uses, it’s just something that you need to play around quite a bit

[fringe nebula]

there's no "luck" in loyalty card usage

you just skip to the boss blind once you're ready

[hushed sinew]

there could be

[frank grove]

yeah if you rely on other luck scoring like lucky cards and bloodstone with no oops then you might have to play another hand but you kinda shouldnt rely on scoring like that anyway

[hushed sinew]

does that mean throwback synergy

[fringe nebula]

just use that joker slot for something else at that point

[hushed sinew]

wuh

[fringe nebula]

no need to use that garb- ehm, incredibly bad joker

[hushed sinew]

how's it bad

[hollow nexus]

Hey guys, do you know any good seeds to unlock the plasma deck?

[hushed sinew]

you can't unlock with seeds

[terse gyro]

i dont think you can unlock w/ seeds

u just gotta thug it out

[covert steeple]

Needs to be an unseeded run

[hollow nexus]

Oh ok

Thanks guys

[frank grove]

skipping blinds are bad, losing shops are bad. 0.25x scaling per skip is pretty bad too

[hushed sinew]

hey guys, do you know how I can sleep?

[fringe nebula]

turn off your phone

[covert steeple]

Knock yourself in the head with a frying pan

[hushed sinew]

no shit

[fringe nebula]

you will sleep by turning off your phone

[rancid gull]

yeah this is like the 20th time you've tried to sleep

[manic vault]

eat some snacks

[hollow nexus]

Chamomile tea

[hushed sinew]

I'll give it a try

[rancid gull]

bro is addicted

[fringe nebula]

you know what

[covert steeple]

"I can quit anytime I want"

[fringe nebula]

let's do black deck++

what could go wrong

[rancid gull]

YESSSS

YESSSS

[fringe nebula]

immediate ante 1 death

[tepid skiff]

good start

[fringe nebula]

another ante 1 death

can i play the game please

[stone shell]

i thought this was the tarot

[manic vault]

do i lose if i go into debt with credit card and then sell credit card

[stone shell]

oop

[stone shell]

no

you just cant buy for a bit

[manic vault]

ok good to know

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[hard mantle]

i got a bluestorm baron mime build

[manic vault]

relatable

[hard mantle]

i got a new high score of 4 billion

[lost vault]

okay actually why u got so many susielings

[tepid skiff]

swash egg synergy

[stoic isle]

five. hundred. susielaugh.ogg

[vast citrus]

Flush House

[tepid skiff]

whats a susieling

[lost vault]

the little susies on your screen

[tepid skiff]

there are no susies on my screen??

u might be going crazy

[lost vault]

👀

[turbid smelt]

Ugh what do i do

[lost vault]

dna

[potent tree]

chat i clutched up...got my wordles for 2 days in less than minutes

[turbid smelt]

Than my steel joker stops scaling

[thick citrus]

Man

[lost vault]

dna will never scale steel up to 4X what it currently is

sock and buskin is worth 4x mult

it is better

[turbid smelt]

5.4 currently

[lost vault]

so yeah

you'd have to get to 21.6 for dna to be better than sock

with blueprint thats like 320 rounds

[turbid smelt]

And copy photo?

[lost vault]

yea

photo is worth more with chad

and sock

[turbid smelt]

Sell sock for baron?

1.5^4

Greater than 4x

Right sock gives just 4x

[dawn fable]

this game is mad addicting

[turbid smelt]

@lost vault

Yooo

[lost vault]

wowza

[turbid smelt]

Take baron?

[lost vault]

jea

baron good

[turbid smelt]

sell sock

????

[lost vault]

sure

[turbid smelt]

Dyk the math

Baron would be 1.5^x amount of cards

Sock would be only 4x

Correct?

[peak crest]

genuinely why do i feel like all my luck just disappears on gold stake

i can’t find a decent joker for shit

i can’t draw the hands that i want

i guess maybe it’s the stickers?

[terse vale]

wuts a decent joker to you

[peak crest]

just most things that scale generally

square, grimbo, supernova

i don’t have wee yet unfortunately

a GOOD joker

that’s like

baron

blueprint

ancient

[terse vale]

well baron is poo

[peak crest]

everything i find early game that might be useful i just cannot sustain because its rental or perishable

[terse vale]

it being perishable is fine

as long as you survive

[peak crest]

perishable is easier to get behind

rental jokers just

suck

[terse vale]

eternals are fine too

[potent tree]

god tier shop??

[exotic pike]

buy the seed money then the standard pack

ez

[peak crest]

speak of the devil