🕹・game-discussion

[fervent plover]

why did u take eternal of spaceman or spaceboy whtever tht shit is

[jovial mica]

how tf do u spell

[frank grove]

its the non perishable challenge

[heavy heron]

because it hits every time

wdym

[echo sphinx]

ikr

[jovial mica]

astronaut?

[echo sphinx]

not the money

[heavy heron]

pppparrreiiiidolllliiiaaaa

[echo sphinx]

THE MADNESS BRO

THE DOWNSIDE OF MADNESS IS THAT HE DESTROYS CARD
BUT THEY CANT BEDESTROYED

BUT RAHGAKBSBJHSK

I CANT DESTROY TO MAKE ROOM

[jovial mica]

if onlyyy youdidntttt take credittt carddddf

[echo sphinx]

me whne indestrutible is unsellable

[heavy heron]

you better be doing high card steel in the meantime..

[echo sphinx]

ther ei sno meantime

there is only forever

until ante 8 or die

[heavy heron]

yea you don’t really got a choice

but i’m ngl

you have a winning build

[jovial mica]

chariot supremacy 😀💥

[heavy heron]

very winning build

vagabond should set you up to win

[fervent plover]

guys im cooked

[jovial mica]

let's hope arcanas don't die ante 3

[fervent plover]

huh?

[heavy heron]

if you find justice put it on cards that you’ll play later and discard them until ante 8 when you may or may not want to play them (like 5oak glass + steel for example)

that in itself wins without jokers

[fervent plover]

next is

[jovial mica]

how would one attain glass that easily

[fervent plover]

[heavy heron]

vagabond

[jovial mica]

ohhhhhh

[jovial mica]

dam

stm + enchanted aces as a backup would be good here

[echo sphinx]

free

[heavy heron]

look how miserable my recent run was

[jovial mica]

why didn't you keep the stone in hand to make 2pair planet card

[strange compass]

Ante 5 Wall is such bad game design holy

[jovial mica]

unless it actually helped in scoring

[heavy heron]

because it’s ante 8 and i no longer need the planet

(i don’t go endless mode)

[jovial mica]

ah right

[fervent plover]

fk u plant

[heavy heron]

NOOOooo

it’s ok you go again :)

[fervent plover]

lesgo gambling

[arctic hollow]

both even steven and odd todd

[jovial mica]

the longer i sit in this chat the more convinced i wanna try ghost deck instead of animating for my assignment

[heavy heron]

NOOOO GO ANIMATE

no procrastination

[strange compass]

@fervent plover I also lost my run at the same time

[heavy heron]

or better yet.. why not both…

[strange compass]

And mine is way worse

Sorry to belittle you

[fervent plover]

us bro, us

[jovial mica]

animated Balatro texture packs :)

[heavy heron]

hehehehe

[fervent plover]

its okay. lesgoo gambling

[heavy heron]

local thunk could use you

[heavy heron]

whatcha animating

[jovial mica]

a head turn :( in 2d :((

[heavy heron]

that sounds kinda fun

ALTHOUGH A LITTLE HARD

[echo sphinx]

h m

[heavy heron]

-a person who’s only animated via microsoft slides

[echo sphinx]

(seems pretty tricky, tho i havent animated at all om)

[heavy heron]

i can make an image go from point A to point B…. does that count….

[strange compass]

Todd is objectively better imo cuz Steven as a mult joker isn't very reliable later antes while Todd carries you for first antes atleast

[jovial mica]

jimbo headturn challenge /j

[clever crow]

i lost to 5k chips 😭

[heavy heron]

DAMN

[echo sphinx]

won on ante 1

[heavy heron]

you were close!!

you go again

[jovial mica]

i lost to 500 the other day

[clever crow]

im never playing this game again😭

[heavy heron]

STOPPppp

i believe in you

you did great

[strange compass]

I wanna try Slay The Spire

[jovial mica]

same game different font go figure

[strange compass]

I feel like I'll like it more

[clever crow]

lmao thanks but i dont think i can stop this game is like heroine !

[jovial mica]

imagine if we taught old gambling addicts how to play balatro as a safe alternative to real life gambling 🤍

[clever crow]

fr i was lowk put off by deck builders b4 trying this game

[smoky niche]

gambling addicts gamble for money

they dont gamble for the love of the game

[dire sage]

imagine balatro but econ becomes real money

[jovial mica]

oh naneinf players would be rich

[dire sage]

like it spawns out of your central unit or something

[jovial mica]

with their $5k+

[dire sage]

long live temperance long live hermit

[heavy heron]

LOOLLLL when you first play it yea it kinda is like that..

i believe in your ability to escape the heroin

[clever crow]

why do i suck at the game thoug 🙁

[heavy heron]

you don’t

you’re learning

[strange compass]

Ik Vampire Survivor actually does have someone who used to work at a Casino

[knotty zodiac]

toothache overdraft fees 📉

[heavy heron]

you did better in your latest run than you did the run before

that’s what matters!

[jovial mica]

credit card 😀

[knotty zodiac]

always spawns as eternal rental

[dire sage]

yesterday i got an insane seed with fibonacci, hanging chad & brainstorm

[jovial mica]

i haven't beat my 16196520 oneshot since black deck white stake

dopamine hasn't ben the same since

[dire sage]

and ancient joker

[heavy heron]

wow how do you know the exact number? it’s almost like you monumentalize that number

[jovial mica]

its in my nickname 😭🥰

[heavy heron]

no i know

HAHAHAHAHAH

that’s a pretty high number!

[jovial mica]

i wanna reach e at some point

red stake please bless me

[strange compass]

Exponent?

[heavy heron]

i think this is my highest

ante 8 number

i’m positive i’ve gotten higher but i can’t find it anywhere

[willow frost]

itll just happen as you play the game you dont need to aim for it necessarily

[jovial mica]

sorry how many digits

[strange compass]

Get some crazy photchad build or baron mime build

It's the easiest way

[heavy heron]

something like 9… or 10… or 11… something like that..

[heavy heron]

by ante 8? you’re not getting e

[jovial mica]

my main aim currently is just to unlock all the decks

[heavy heron]

at least not on gold stake

[strange compass]

You can

[heavy heron]

yeaaaa unlock everything first

[jovial mica]

then i can have fun with the higher stakes

[willow frost]

someone got like e23 on gold stake and posted it about half an hour ago

[strange compass]

Yes then all jokers

[heavy heron]

by ante 8?

[willow frost]

its not hard if you get a bit lucky

[heavy heron]

that’s pretty fire

[jovial mica]

luck is never on my side
planets or tarots will die by like ante 6 😭

[willow frost]

yeah they just threw a bunch of glass because they were like eh i beat the game at ante 8 so might as well

[heavy heron]

do you have the post

[willow frost]

they had trib blueprint and some other stuff i forgot

[heavy heron]

OH ok

that explains it

i was about to say

[willow frost]

i could scroll up for a bit

[heavy heron]

glass can’t do e23

[upbeat burrow]

looks inside

[jovial mica]

i saw a guy with dna and glass joker and had x10 on it

[strange compass]

You should get another now

Chad*

[upbeat burrow]

yeah i dont think m etting lucky to find another invis

[strange compass]

Try keeping your retriggers and x mult similar

[willow frost]

@heavy heron here

[jovial mica]

that's post 8

[heavy heron]

yea makes sense

trib things

[willow frost]

ok maybe closer to 3 hours ago but you know lol

[willow frost]

they just beat cerulean bell, meaning that score was hit in ante 8

[twin lantern]

"You should find this specific item in to rouge like"

:[

[strange compass]

I was getting Es before ante 8 on this but then lost in the stupidest way possible

[jovial mica]

OH

[jovial mica]

noooo

[willow frost]

rip lol

[heavy heron]

damnnnn

the mouth is a pretty stupid boss in general

if you don’t draw your hand with just your discards, you die

[jovial mica]

unless it's pairs

otherwise yeah youre dead

[heavy heron]

well…. i don’t do pairs..

LOOLLL

[jovial mica]

every other hand is either hard to draw for or hard to scale

flush being both :D

[heavy heron]

yup..

i can attest to this

[jovial mica]

peter how are you doing that

[strange compass]

I wish it just showed you the message before you played your first hand

[heavy heron]

LOOLLLLFIGOEOUF

i like flushes

🤤

[strange compass]

I've lost like 10 times to Mouth just cuz I didn't see it

[heavy heron]

you should probably pay more attention to the boss description

[jovial mica]

always pre-check your blinds people

[jovial mica]

balatro players can't read episode 3748949373

[strange compass]

I was doing pairs, it's just I instinctively wasted my first hand to get more steel cards

[jovial mica]

no discards?

[strange compass]

I am on mobile cut me slack

[heavy heron]

HEY I AM TOO

NO EXCUSES!

[jovial mica]

😀💥

[heavy heron]

listen i have an 11 gold stake win streak with just flushes

[jovial mica]

?????

[twin lantern]

IT FUCKING DOWS

[heavy heron]

i love making my own life harder

[twin lantern]

IT POPS UP ON THE SCREEN

[heavy heron]

they mean the message at the center of the screen

[twin lantern]

U DINGUS

[jovial mica]

you'll discover pair runs soon enough

[twin lantern]

It literally DOES that

[heavy heron]

i did and it was the most boring experience of my life

[heavy heron]

nope! only after you play a hand

[twin lantern]

At the beginning of every boss

It tells

😡

[heavy heron]

on the upper left

yes

but at the center? no

[twin lantern]

Bruh

[heavy heron]

they’re talking about the center

[twin lantern]

It literally does in the center

For like 2seconds

[heavy heron]

it doesn’t though

[jovial mica]

me and my steam library knowing i don't have the mobile app

[twin lantern]

At the start

[echo sphinx]

on a knife's edge

[heavy heron]

NOOOOOOO

[twin lantern]

Dont sack me

[heavy heron]

let him live

[twin lantern]

Sack chicot

[jovial mica]

HOLY PULL WHAT

[heavy heron]

let them both live

[echo sphinx]

what, just skip

[heavy heron]

well actually maybe you need the mult

nvm it’s ante 1 you don’t need it

[jovial mica]

take egg later and let it scale for temperance + dagger value

[twin lantern]

No skill em

[heavy heron]

also you have a vagabond you don’t need mult yet

[twin lantern]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[heavy heron]

woahhhhhh

weirdo…

[twin lantern]

Contents....

[heavy heron]

bro has six seven in the bio

[craggy hearth]

Gibe

Gone

[heavy heron]

LOOLLLL

[jovial mica]

block links in this chat i beg :( /j

[heavy heron]

it wasn’t a real link

that’s prob why they got away w it

[twin lantern]

No

[strange compass]

Why did you guys remove it so early I couldn't click

[jovial mica]

it embedded

[twin lantern]

Dont even joke

:[

[strange compass]

Clocked

[heavy heron]

weirdahhhh

[jovial mica]

😭

[strange compass]

Joined on April Fools too

[heavy heron]

fitting

[twin lantern]

Bruh

You know

Accounts that post invites to scam servers

Are probably NOT controlled by the owner of the account

[red sparrow]

I was sent a scan link once

[twin lantern]

Right

[heavy heron]

yeah they prob got hacked

[twin lantern]

Like 100%

[heavy heron]

they locked me in a room

[strange compass]

Still funny

[jovial mica]

97 times out of 100 its a hack

[red sparrow]

I only didn’t get scammed cause of yeah Jaron

[twin lantern]

U calling this dude a weirdo for no reason

[echo sphinx]

vagabond is a bit int

[heavy heron]

you never know!

maybe they are!

[strange compass]

They have 6-7 in bio

[twin lantern]

Your mom's a weirdo

[echo sphinx]

ran out of money to protect my joker synergy

[twin lantern]

Idk her

[heavy heron]

damn, you got me

[echo sphinx]

💔

[jovial mica]

yeah hackers don't change their description they just start spamming links wherever they can

[twin lantern]

U mean hyper popular meme? Thats normal for ppl smart enough to lose their discord account

[echo sphinx]

you will be missed, vaga

[strange compass]

Little Timmy fell for it

Tragic

[crimson hinge]

do u guys think coupon tag on the first ante is worth it?

[heavy heron]

weirdo justified ✅

[red sparrow]

Yes

[heavy heron]

you know sometimes i do think about it

but i’m going to opt for no

generally

[twin lantern]

NO

Its really bad

[red sparrow]

It saves money

[twin lantern]

Bc rental and perishable

[heavy heron]

because the thing is it depends on if there ends up being rentals or eternals in the shop

[strange compass]

I wanna say yes but fr no

[jovial mica]

you won't know until you try

[heavy heron]

then you rlly wasted your money

but otherwise

[jovial mica]

depends on OPs stake tbh

[twin lantern]

Every skip in the game actually loses you money tho

Skips arent free

[heavy heron]

if you’re even half decent odds lucky, the skip is actually worth it

[twin lantern]

Ye

[red sparrow]

Not eco tag

[twin lantern]

But gold stake base game white - orange is the tutorial

[crimson hinge]

we do be skippin then lol

[twin lantern]

No

[heavy heron]

investment tag moment

[twin lantern]

Thats bad asg

[twin lantern]

Investment tag can lose money

Btw

[heavy heron]

yeah but you said every skip loses money

[strange compass]

Only skip at ante 1 should be investment or the joker skips if you wanna have fun

[heavy heron]

investment ante 1 doesn’t

[twin lantern]

Its easy asf to make $25 in a round

[jovial mica]

in ante 1....?

[heavy heron]

you will always get more money from an investment than in round ante 1

always

[twin lantern]

Ye

[heavy heron]

nope

bro that’s just wrong

[twin lantern]

Nah

[heavy heron]

LOOLLLL

[strange compass]

Nah

[twin lantern]

If u cant skill issue

B)

[heavy heron]

okay let’s do some math… ante 1 small blind i get…. $3 interest

skip is.. $25

[jovial mica]

if it was yellow on white yeah

anything else then that's all luck

[strange compass]

25$ + boss money + hands @twin lantern

[twin lantern]

0 interest blind

[heavy heron]

is $25 more than $3? not according to @twin lantern

[strange compass]

It's like 35$

[heavy heron]

it’s ante 1 wtf

what interest

[twin lantern]

U said interest but also ante 1

[terse vale]

depends but im sure investment gains money in ante 1

[twin lantern]

🤷‍♀️

[jovial mica]

gold stake - that means there's no small blind reward
meaning IMMEDIATELY econ tag is better

[twin lantern]

Yea, its a scam

Lol

[heavy heron]

okay $3 from hands

not interest

[echo sphinx]

im gonna be real honest

[jovial mica]

you won't be getting $25 until ante 2

[twin lantern]

You said interest

Sorry

[strange compass]

How

[echo sphinx]

i forgot chicot destroys the boss gimick

[heavy heron]

well i meant hands

[echo sphinx]

so i preped for nothigng

[heavy heron]

you prob should’ve figured that out tho

[twin lantern]

Shops > $25

Like every time

[heavy heron]

shops you can’t afford > $25

Like every time

[echo sphinx]

$25 > $3 every time

[twin lantern]

You can always afford something in ante 1

lol

[strange compass]

It's one shop, where you can only get one thing

[jovial mica]

a reroll?

[echo sphinx]

ante 1 i take investment skip

[heavy heron]

ahhh my one buffoon pack with 2 eternal rentals

you’re correct

[twin lantern]

Joker pack

[heavy heron]

much more worth it than $25

much more!!!

[twin lantern]

Idk man

[jovial mica]

$25 gives you more choice later

[twin lantern]

Yall glazing investment tag

Like its actually worth it

[heavy heron]

because it’s good

[echo sphinx]

eternal rental VAGABOND think about it

[jovial mica]

plus I've done ante one boss with no jokers/levels before

[twin lantern]

At any point in the game

[heavy heron]

it’s the best start to any run

it’s unarguable

like that’s not even an opinion it’s objective

[twin lantern]

Skips lose so much value it isnt worth losing your first shop

[heavy heron]

because it’s a snowball effect

you now have interest

into ante 2

starting rest of run

[terse vale]

ante 1 it is ?

[heavy heron]

otherwise you’d be end of ante 2 still fighting to get $25

that’s 3 shops you can’t spend much in

investment tag you literally can start buying instantly

[twin lantern]

Yeah but the person arguing that is a bird so

[strange compass]

Eternal zany joker and parking

[twin lantern]

An econ joker

[heavy heron]

yea and the bird is smarter than you somehow

djfhdkgkhdhfd

[twin lantern]

Econ joker will give you more than $25 thru out ur run

Ty for proving my point @strange compass

[echo sphinx]

:thonk:
do i just get a 5-joker by ante 4

[strange compass]

It is you just wanna be different

[twin lantern]

Different as in win most of my runs

[heavy heron]

WTF

<@&1133519078540185692>

THEYRE BACK

[twin lantern]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[heavy heron]

KILL EM!!

[strange compass]

Bro it's the same server

[craggy hearth]

They really do tend to show in pairs

[heavy heron]

it is balatro server ig..

we do like pairs

[strange compass]

How

[twin lantern]

Somehow, bro what's ur highest win streak

[jovial mica]

ive seen that server link 4 times in the last 24 hours

[strange compass]

How do you win more ?

[echo sphinx]

i... i think i can make this work.

[twin lantern]

Bc im good :0

[heavy heron]

11, and that’s without playing to win streak

i never tried streaking before

also that’s without pairs

ever

[twin lantern]

Me when I lie

11 without trying

[ancient gyro]

im at 5 without pairs atm

[twin lantern]

On what white stake

Gtfo

[strange compass]

If you were good you'd be able to win more with both

[heavy heron]

:)

[twin lantern]

Huh

[heavy heron]

there’s your proof

[ancient gyro]

sorry what are we talking about

[heavy heron]

LOOLLLL

[latent egret]

does not prove the pairless ws

[strange compass]

Ante 1 investment tag is a scam apparently

[heavy heron]

they think investment tag ante 1 is not worth it, ever, and you shouldn’t take it

[heavy heron]

okay then don’t believe me

[jovial mica]

is that c++ ???

[heavy heron]

i didn’t record an 11 streak run

[heavy heron]

yea

HAHA

[ancient gyro]

it can be depending on deck, jokers, and boss blind

[heavy heron]

i don’t care about streaking

i care about fun

and pairs aren’t fun

so

[jovial mica]

.

[latent egret]

just telling you the screenshots dont prove anything

[heavy heron]

it proves the win streak

[strange compass]

But more times it's better than not

[heavy heron]

which they didn’t believe

so

[twin lantern]

Yea that stat is ass bc u can do plasma white stake to farm it

[heavy heron]

ok

😭

then don’t believe me i don’t mind

[twin lantern]

I wont

[strange compass]

Who cares about streaks

[heavy heron]

i’m just saying investments tag ante 1 is good

[twin lantern]

Bc im cooler

[heavy heron]

SEEEEE

that’s what i’m sayinggg

[jovial mica]

oh here we go

[heavy heron]

LOOLLLL

[twin lantern]

Ur mom cares about the streaks in ur undies

[heavy heron]

damn and ppl call ME ragebait

it’s kinda funny

[twin lantern]

Why BOLD HERE

Whyyy

Explain

[heavy heron]

…?

[mighty garden]

what is happening here

[strange compass]

Can you recite your multiplication tables?

[heavy heron]

their comment wasn’t even towards you

[twin lantern]

Can you?

[ancient gyro]

more times doesn't mean all the time, sometimes you'll die upon taking it out later down the road given current resources aka scaling jimbos or hook/manacle in a streak run if you want to factor that in

[strange compass]

Horrendous comeback

[twin lantern]

Someone's angy

[jovial mica]

at the end of the day it's a game lmao can you please calm down

[strange compass]

Ye but that guys saying it sucks all the time

[twin lantern]

No

[ancient gyro]

uh

that's interesting

[heavy heron]

it’s ok let them be, give them time to calm down they’re prob shaking rn LOOLLL

give them some time

hopefully they feel better

[twin lantern]

???

Over a mom joke???

[heavy heron]

wishing you the best

~

[twin lantern]

Bruh thats cope asf

[strange compass]

Angry is when you make a mild quip on someone's comment

[heavy heron]

what is?

i’m being honest

i hope you feel better

[twin lantern]

No angry is an emotion actually

[strange compass]

Anger*

[jovial mica]

i bet you feel so clever rn

[gentle basalt]

At least bother to read some of it
They went to say takes like "investment can lose money"
Other than a rebate on a really erratic seed, i fail to see how that happens

[twin lantern]

Its not quip?

[heavy heron]

see that’s what i mean like they can’t even get the word correct rn

they need some time prob

[twin lantern]

Angry*

[heavy heron]

but it’s fine we all get angry sometimes

give her some space

[strange compass]

Anger is an emotion 😭

[ancient gyro]

I can see 2 investment tags being worse than 1 due to diminishing returns

[twin lantern]

Yeah I love saying wrong bull shit it makes everyone lose their shit lmao

Try it sometime

[heavy heron]

i think you’re the only one losing it i’m ngl

[strange compass]

@twin lantern You probably the square root of my age

[heavy heron]

you’re the one talking about moms and.. shit

LOOLLLLL

[twin lantern]

I do it in the rimwrold server alot lol

[gentle basalt]

Still wont be losing money, but yeah 2 investments are not worth it because you have high p of dying

[ancient gyro]

1 over none has less overall outcomes where it would be worse than taking one without further context

[heavy heron]

i’m really concerned about your well being

i recommend deep breaths

[strange compass]

Not what any of us are talking about

Get off the fence bro

[ancient gyro]

well my bad for trying to change the topic

[twin lantern]

Brother it was a mom joke I made youre doing way too much

[heavy heron]

??? i’m just concerned that’s all

[jovial mica]

.

[twin lantern]

Why

[heavy heron]

but if you’re chill you’re chill

LOOLL

[twin lantern]

Anyway

[heavy heron]

this is a good example of why it’s important to go outside sometimes

learn from this example ppl

you don’t want to end up like that..

[strange compass]

It's alr

[ancient gyro]

that and 50 dollars will be spent more on one round if you decide to not spread your rerolls to undo the outcome of dying without any scoring sources

[jovial mica]

touch grass that isn't

[twin lantern]

They making me do like 100interviews for this fucking job bro like jusy hire me already

[heavy heron]

stoppppdjfjeofjf

thays funny

[strange compass]

TRUE

[ancient gyro]

🤏

[heavy heron]

OH YEAH

that exists

no touching that either

[jovial mica]

the plant is more iconic 😀💥

lmfaooo

[heavy heron]

does amber acorn count as grass too

or.. nature

[twin lantern]

No

Fuck acorns

[heavy heron]

it is

[strange compass]

Crazy how this is way more easy

[heavy heron]

sounds a little biased..

did you die to a plant recently

[strange compass]

It's a nut

Thatd be more in tune with seeds

[heavy heron]

i corrected myself w “nature”

[heavy heron]

yall ain’t seen my boss blind yet:

the seed

my seed 😳

[twin lantern]

Ew

[heavy heron]

LOOLLLL

[jovial mica]

LMFAOOO

[twin lantern]

NOOO AUTO CENSORED

[heavy heron]

everybody talking about what the best seed is but never about what MY seed is

[jovial mica]

how are you saying "ew" to that and not a your mom joke of equal disturbance 😭

[heavy heron]

fkvjfkcjcjcj

[twin lantern]

Im familiar with everyone's moms

Lol

[heavy heron]

see that’s what i mean, grass touching that isn’t improves cognitive memory

[strange compass]

They have a messed up moral compass and a dark mind

[twin lantern]

If u have a mom I know her on a deep personal level

Its like

[heavy heron]

i suggest you go for ppl within your age group

[jovial mica]

🔇

[frank grove]

Guys what decade is it

[twin lantern]

No

???

[heavy heron]

ok

have fun w that

[twin lantern]

I will

[heavy heron]

try not to get diddled

[twin lantern]

???

[echo sphinx]

i feeling a little madness part 2

[twin lantern]

Diddled?

[strange compass]

2016

[jovial mica]

oooooh noooo

[twin lantern]

Implying your mom would groom a child is actually crazy

[jovial mica]

at least hex won't fuck your run anymore

[frank grove]

Ahh that’s why the “your mom” jokes are back I seeeee

[echo sphinx]

bro its JUST ante 5

[heavy heron]

for someone that’s playing black stake w the internet (eternally online) i’m surprised you don’t get what this means

but ok

[echo sphinx]

TRUE

[heavy heron]

you said that, not me

[jovial mica]

praying you get hex

[heavy heron]

LOOLLL

[twin lantern]

NAH you said dont get diddled

[heavy heron]

bro again

[twin lantern]

I just said I know ur mom on a personal basis

[heavy heron]

yea because you’re going for ppl outside your age group? anyways

[jovial mica]

the response i have to this omg 🫠

[twin lantern]

Okay but why would ur mom diddle anyone bro

Thats

[heavy heron]

guys don’t go on the internet on black stake difficulty, you’ll be eternally online and end up like this person

[twin lantern]

What im saying

[heavy heron]

you said “moms” plural

so…

[twin lantern]

Okay

[heavy heron]

ok

LOOLLL

[twin lantern]

Pedo ahh mom moment but okay

[heavy heron]

apparently reading comprehension deteriorates too when you’re eternally online

[jovial mica]

you said it not me

[heavy heron]

that’s what i’m saying

[twin lantern]

Literally vro

[heavy heron]

LOOLLLL

[frank grove]

This is the balatro discord after all 😭

[twin lantern]

I didnt make ANY refrence to sex

[heavy heron]

that’s true actually

eternally online AND balatro discord

learn from this example, for sure

[jovial mica]

the Balatro discord of "i can't read" and "i get ragebaited easily" /j

[strange compass]

He was saying that for every other mom you know not his

[twin lantern]

Nurturyy hating on me bc his mom would diddle me according to him

[heavy heron]

you said it, not me

[twin lantern]

Nah

You said it

Not me

[heavy heron]

ok

LOOLLL

[heavy heron]

also i don’t hate you

if anything i’m worried

for your mental

[twin lantern]

Brother

[heavy heron]

but i trust if you need help you’d ask for it

[twin lantern]

Im out here to make mom jokes

[jovial mica]

I can't take any of this seriously holy shit

[twin lantern]

Idk what yall on about mental health

[heavy heron]

i’m just saying like i hope you’re doing okay

[jovial mica]

we're literally past that lmao

[heavy heron]

that’s all

you don’t need to take it personally

LOOOLLL

[twin lantern]

Im never past mom jokes I love making them

[frank grove]

Guy who joins the balatro discord to make your mom jokes 😭

[strange compass]

I am infront of my family and hitting the Speed face reading this chat

[jovial mica]

BWAHAHHA

[twin lantern]

Literally

Me

[smoky niche]

mom jokes in the big 26

[twin lantern]

Yes

[heavy heron]

this is why it’s important to have irl friends…..

[twin lantern]

Bring them back

[smoky niche]

bro is genuinely 13 years old 🥀

[wintry ice]

hi chat

[twin lantern]

Bic

[wintry ice]

what is this about

[heavy heron]

oh god

vic save yourself

turn around

LOOLLLLL

we have an extremely mentally ill person antagonizing everybody (and their moms)

[twin lantern]

Nurturyy's mom is going to groom me according to nurturyy

[heavy heron]

as… you can see

[smoky niche]

going to what

[jovial mica]

now you're spinning the story 🫠

[heavy heron]

see i STILL don’t know what they’re talking about

but that’s why i’m worried

[twin lantern]

Yeah I said I know his mom and he warned me not to be diddled

[jovial mica]

anyway what do i take

[heavy heron]

???? reading comprehension still at an all time low

[echo sphinx]

win feels so hollow

[frank grove]

I love how easily this is proved false lmao

[smoky niche]

take a screenshot challenge

[heavy heron]

right like this is some weird ass comprehension skills here

[jovial mica]

LMFAO

[twin lantern]

Sorry idk if I should call the police on ur mom

[smoky niche]

probably devious joker is gonna be more helpful

[jovial mica]

straights are hard to pull

[echo sphinx]

u culd be funy and hex that Four

[heavy heron]

there’s your screenshot

[smoky niche]

is hex on bull worth it idk

[wintry ice]

instantly getting 25$ early on is like getting a perishable rebate on the first shop

[smoky niche]

easier than 4ok

[jovial mica]

this is ghost on white

[twin lantern]

See thats where you said it

Omg

[jovial mica]

that's such a generic statement my guy

[twin lantern]

Your mom's a Jeffery epstien fan

[heavy heron]

family maybe

better sell value

[echo sphinx]

ye

[strange compass]

@twin lantern guys ignore the pedo mom jokes this guy thinks ante 1 investment tag skip is a scam

[jovial mica]

fucking hell no thanks

[echo sphinx]

i wouldve suggest bull if it wasnt white stake

[heavy heron]

yea just block them LOOLL

anyways

[twin lantern]

-# ||YEAH, thats the punchline silly||

[smoky niche]

actually yeah just getting the 4oak and then selling it might work

[jovial mica]

buy n sell

and keep bull

[heavy heron]

i’d take the straight joker but i wouldn’t go straights..

so family sell

prob

[lapis lion]

Has there ever been a run where you get perkeo, me bones and ankh and just farm enough ankh to grind Mr bones to ante 39

[heavy heron]

no because

mr bones won’t save you on like

e20

for example

[smoky niche]

never used bones before but does he explode one by one or all at once

[heavy heron]

because 25% of e20 is like 7.5e19

[frank grove]

At some point you just do the bug instead of trying to score 25% of e12 with no jokers

[strange compass]

You have to score 25% for bones to save you

[echo sphinx]

mr Bones need 25% Chip score

[heavy heron]

^

[wintry ice]

it's impossible to win against nan score

[twin lantern]

^

[jovial mica]

any point after that and the game crashes so

[wintry ice]

regardless of bones or not

[heavy heron]

and 25% of ante 39 is like

7.5e307

or something like that

LOOLLL

[frank grove]

Yeah unless you use the double bones glitched state thing but that’s not really winning that’s just making a number go up

[wintry ice]

you could try to activate it on ante 38 but are you really gonna thread the needle like that

[strange compass]

*Me pulling up with my 5 polychrome flower pots

[twin lantern]

25% of nan is nan

[echo sphinx]

ok pick me a number
1 2 3 4 or 5

i draw lots for next challenge

[twin lantern]

Not a number

[heavy heron]

4

[ancient gyro]

25% of naneinf*

[heavy heron]

ante 38* mb

[echo sphinx]

...how do i play this

[jovial mica]

so do i take straights or 4s to sell

[wintry ice]

why is score displayed as naneinf while scoring requirements are displayed as nan

[heavy heron]

it’s actually not the worst challenge

you do joker scoring

[wintry ice]

like an average gold stake pair build

[echo sphinx]

do i just go joker scaling

[frank grove]

Don’t rely on card scoring, use enhancements to remove devuffs that’s kinda it

[echo sphinx]

what does that mean

[echo sphinx]

enhancement can remove????

[frank grove]

Yeah

[wintry ice]

scaling +mult and chip jokers like usual

[echo sphinx]

whot

ridiculous

[wintry ice]

yea it works like pillar for some reason

[frank grove]

Yeah

[echo sphinx]

i thought the deck becomes 80 year old filled senescent cells cards by ante 2

[frank grove]

I think it would be more interesting if it didn’t act like pillar

[ancient gyro]

that challenge is essentially gs lite

[mystic ledge]

i only have 2 jokers left for completionist ++, guess which?

[strange compass]

Stone joker and Perkeo

[ancient gyro]

I wish hiker countered pillar

[frank grove]

Hmm stone joker?

[ancient gyro]

banner and jimbo

[frank grove]

That would be kinda sick

[jovial mica]

oh shit a nat strush

[echo sphinx]

(whats Pillar again i dont remember boss blinds)

[ancient gyro]

cause it's technically not the same card

[wintry ice]

if canio becomes my last joker for c++3 because of that last round fumble i'm gonna lose it

[mystic ledge]

vagabond and luchador, (it's weird that vagabond is still there since it's pretty strong and i like it)

[cosmic token]

top 5 synergies of all time

[ancient gyro]

lol

[safe sequoia]

Is this a good Joker line up? (Base game on Mobile)

[echo sphinx]

so if im reading this right, enhancing like this renews the 2 and ace

[echo sphinx]

yes

bro has photochad AND triple yorick

[mystic ledge]

horrible disposition though

[echo sphinx]

and asks if its good

[echo sphinx]

aww yeeee

[strange compass]

Nah this square joker + half joker I got is way better

[safe sequoia]

Was also running Flush House and Five of a Kind with a Foil+Mult Jack

[safe sequoia]

wym?

[strange compass]

Photo will score more I think

[safe sequoia]

I was discarding a bunch of cards a turn

by the time I lost, Yorick was up to around x11-14

Ohhhhhh riiight

[mystic ledge]

my bad you are probably right

[safe sequoia]

I could proc the Chad

No you're right

Especially with a +14 mult card

2x2x2x2 from a single chad proc, right?

[echo sphinx]

I WINNNN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA (i cant read)

[safe sequoia]

One sec

Yea

Chad is about 2-2.5x stronger

If it is 4 x2s

Actually it might be three

I'm dumb

[strange compass]

Yorick will do more actually cuz 7 times 3

[safe sequoia]

Ok yea, Yorick is better

[strange compass]

If you copy phot you get 18

[mystic ledge]

i think proc might win especially with glass card

[strange compass]

And if you copy chad you get 14

[safe sequoia]

I had a Foil Mult

[true wagon]

I did it yall

[safe sequoia]

No Glass

And no red seals

[strange compass]

Oh that will be more then

It will be +4 mult before each 2x mult

[safe sequoia]

I think xmult is better than flat mult after the first xmult though

[safe sequoia]

14

[strange compass]

9000 high card

[cosmic token]

brb I'm aiming for delayed gratification + banner + yorick + trading card + burgular

[strange compass]

You can test it

You'll clear ante 9 rn anyways

[safe sequoia]

It's good for the initial hit

But after about 20 mult, xmult is better

And I had over 20 mult for base hand strength

I mean

20x2 is 40
20+14 is 34

Having both is better

[strange compass]

You also had the foil

[safe sequoia]

But even then, 1000+10

[safe sequoia]

I had the one that gives +10 mult

[strange compass]

Oh wow never noticed antimatter looking like a negative joker

[safe sequoia]

Whichever that was called

[strange compass]

Holographic

[woven remnant]

yeah its cool

and yorick works despite the -1 discard

[lyric karma]

Negative duo looks so cool

[flat warren]

Why does blueprint not proc +8 coins when next to Wee? 😡

[strange compass]

Might sound weird but it kinda reminds me of SSBKK Goku

Like the aura

[cosmic token]

anything under 15 mult is practically useless for anything past ante 3

[lyric karma]

kind of

[cosmic token]

peak pfp frérot

[warped bear]

Ik it’s horrible but someone tell me how that’s my very first shop of the game?

[echo sphinx]

????????????????????????????????

[warped bear]

It’s terrible since I have no deck fixing

[echo sphinx]

youre on plasma, you got time
start fixing the deck ig

[frank grove]

yeah but shop one on plasma its fine

[molten thicket]

god DAMN

[warped bear]

Right

And Im naneinf grinding so I needed them anyways but I would’ve preferred them later lol

[cosmic token]

why can't I get these typpa shops 💔💔

[strange compass]

Go till ante 2 blind 2 saving money

[echo sphinx]

this is the first run where straights is the optimal play

[twin lantern]

Nah

Certificate is horrible for straights

Unfortunately

[warped bear]

Yeah sucks I’m losing out on the voucher though reroll is a good one

[strange compass]

Certificate is just good for Holo and Pair

[twin lantern]

Bigger hands need smaller decks, pairs like big decks straights like little decks

[echo sphinx]

ok

[twin lantern]

No

[molten thicket]

certificate is just good

[frank grove]

cert can be good to get a blue seal but if im trying to play straights im not keeping it for more than like 2 rounds

[twin lantern]

Certificate us an A tier value generator

It just so happens to stink with straights

[woven remnant]

golden stake certificate to get any sticker for 1 dollar

[warped bear]

Ok wth is this seed people

[molten thicket]

blue seals and purple seals are broken

[warped bear]

That’s the very next shop

[molten thicket]

pass

or sixth sense but i think econ is more important rn

[twin lantern]

Bait youre gonna get smacked with something unexpectedly unexpected, I'd focus on getting +mult rn

[molten thicket]

its plasma white

[frank grove]

what would plus mult do on plasma white

[woven remnant]

its white stake tho

probably gonna be fine

[warped bear]

Sixth sense is what I’m thinking

[twin lantern]

Well +chips then

[molten thicket]

yeah

[strange compass]

It can clog up your deck and other than Pairs, HC or 4oak blue seals aren't that helpful for other hands

[molten thicket]

imo early sixth sense is kinda weak

the only good thing that can come out of it is immo

[frank grove]

straights planet scaling is very good, good enough to hassle around a blue seal for it

[strange compass]

Yes get Sixth Sense

[molten thicket]

yeah so i think you should stack up on money rn bcs you can clear the blinds easily

[warped bear]

Its deck fixing and I need purple seal red seal ecto immo would be nice and honestly with how broke I am a wraith wouldn’t be bad like I see no downside other than my Econ is shit but that’s fixable it’s early antes anyways

[strange compass]

It's good for setting up naneinf cuz of easy access to Cryptid and Red Seals

[molten thicket]

if you hold the 6 dollars and just play like 3 rounds the money will grow fast

[echo sphinx]

early sixth sense = immolate = win

true

[twin lantern]

Yeah but it gives you money tarots and planets, essentially $4-$8/round as u can only normally get seals in packs.

Its much more versatile bc the value stays in ur deck even when sold, so u could theoretically use it in every build temporarily for some free blue/purp seals then sell after to not cause bloating

[molten thicket]

early cryptids clog up your consumable slots

and red seals you can get easily through card packs/cert/sixth sense later

[cosmic token]

let us know when you find perkeo

[molten thicket]

it isn't a priority

[fringe crest]

oh my gah i did not sleep well

hi guys

[strange compass]

You can use them immediately

[frank grove]

yeah early sixth sense with no way to get more sixes right away isnt really that useful

[strange compass]

Cryptid early ye maybe

[molten thicket]

what good are red seals early

[twin lantern]

Early cryptid for Naninf

[fringe crest]

i said hi guys

[twin lantern]

Why would u ever want to do that

[strange compass]

Packs are enk for that later on

[molten thicket]

at least its far worse compared to big econ

[frank grove]

but they're going to need scoring soon

[fringe crest]

wow so no one says hi back

ok

i see

[molten thicket]

its wayyyy better to burn your 6s at mid/lategame or just kill them

[strange compass]

Hi

[woven remnant]

six sense is good for deck fixing, spectral is always good but you dont need them all the time

[fringe crest]

thank you tylermon

[strange compass]

Mid game is best time cuz later on you might want other jokers

[molten thicket]

spectral isnt always good

[frank grove]

yeah theres like quite a few mid hits (at least for plasma white purposes)

[woven remnant]

yeah, that is mostly why I use the joker for deck fixing purposes

[molten thicket]

plus early on there's no spectral that helps you besides immo and maybe medium/the blue stake one

[molten thicket]

yeah so you shouldn't take early sixth sense

[strange compass]

Early wraith is kinda slept on imo

[frank grove]

at least spectrals sell for 2 dollars so you dont lose the money from the hand used

[molten thicket]

econ early is more important than some random spectrals and minor deckfixing

[twin lantern]

^

Econ <3

[naive bone]

Chat am I Goated

[strange compass]

Yesss

[woven remnant]

early game rental sixth sense to use it for 1 round is the way I use it

[strange compass]

Btw you can take negative skips now if youll one shot the blind

[frail jolt]

you got me verdant leaf

[molten thicket]

plus that 6 dollars that you spend on early sixth sense cuts your money hard

[twin lantern]

Nah, early wraith is bad because like 90% of the time youre spending all your money on something that doesnt directly help you yet.

[naive bone]

Unfortunately haven’t found any

[molten thicket]

yeah

[twin lantern]

I be praying for trance and medium

[true cliff]

I will help maximize your builds.

Because I am Jimbo.

[twin lantern]

I dont need to have max builds

If it works it works

[echo sphinx]

straight has ridiculous planet scaling, what

[true cliff]

I will help just to maximize what you currently have.

[echo sphinx]

i need to start buying one early Saturn

[cosmic token]

Jimbo can you stop bullying me each time I lose 💔

[molten thicket]

of course

[twin lantern]

If it works it works,

[frank grove]

early saturns are goated for clearing ante 1 boss and ante 2 round 1

[true cliff]

The downside is that without shortcut it's one of the hardest non-secret hands to find

[true cliff]

I have nothing to maximize. When you get a blueprint or Brainstorm I will maximize your order.

[molten thicket]

early planets are always worth the $3 imo

[jovial mica]

...i see

[molten thicket]

ofc except for the really big hands

[echo sphinx]

like ???

[frank grove]

and full house

[calm furnace]

planet merchant goes boom

[echo sphinx]

ye

fair

[cosmic token]

this is a really hard choice

[echo sphinx]

but i still dont think its worth enough

looking at you, b l u e s t a k e

[true cliff]

When I'm going for straights I just get all the good cards at the bottom of the draw pile

[willow frost]

why didnt you use your hex

[olive locust]

What's the optimal play here

[molten thicket]

well if i see an earth in ante 1 shop i'll take it bcs it helps me clear ante 1 but yeah

[true cliff]

I always go for flush over straight.

[true cliff]

Banana.

[willow frost]

is that banana ok

[echo sphinx]

a2345

[jovial mica]

thats my next question actually

[junior urchin]

Gold stake scales faster than white stake so what’s the naneinf ante for gold stake?

[olive locust]

I ate it

[cosmic token]

why's your banana white

[willow frost]

are you ok

[olive locust]

Yes

[frank grove]

i only do this on black deck other decks i feel comfortable clearing boss most of the time

[willow frost]

good

[twin lantern]

Common showman L

[olive locust]

The camera made it white 😭

[molten thicket]

im just saying that any planets early on is good, even if you aren't gonna play for that specific hand

[willow frost]

oh ok i was worried lol

[molten thicket]

i always fumble my flush draws i don't trust myself

[olive locust]

[echo sphinx]

jokerless lite?

[jovial mica]

ok so do i sell everything but the two halves and use hex on one then ankh it

[junior urchin]

I really want to play Balatro on this

[frank grove]

yeah

[true cliff]

Then do it.

[jovial mica]

JIMBO IN THE REAL

[fervent wolf]

Jokerless black stake

[cosmic token]

new blue stake leak

[frank grove]

also some full house draws still wont clear ante 1 boss in one anyway which is why its not the best

[halcyon ferry]

What do you call this machine?

[jovial mica]

how.

[halcyon ferry]

I love it

[true cliff]

What do you want

[molten thicket]

yeah

common full house l

[hearty flume]

whats the play here do I remove steel joker (3x mult rn) or the trio it has polychrome for blueprint

[midnight talon]

how did you do that with no jokers?

[olive locust]

But a pair would be better for cash low-key or a high card

[junior urchin]

PAC man table game

[jovial mica]

genuinely i need half rn im doing a pair run apparently

[molten thicket]

probably nothing

[jovial mica]

showman gave me half twice so yay

[junior urchin]

Not even a question trio

[cosmic token]

flush being your most played hand impresses me more than the win

[frank grove]

its pair maxxing time

[jovial mica]

TIKTOK being the seed also surprises me

[fervent wolf]

I got a lucky cryptid at the end and used it on my poly glass 3 of spades

[true cliff]

I forgot what ×mult does the trio give normally

[hearty flume]

3x

[frank grove]

3x

[jovial mica]

so i don't use my hex yet?

[halcyon ferry]

Beautiful, thank you

[calm furnace]

why? flush is good for jokerless because its a 5 card hand where you can play a lot of enhanced cards

[hearty flume]

ok thx do I put bp on baron or steel

[fervent wolf]

Lol I was curious what the seed would have

[jovial mica]

im winning on one hand currently

[molten thicket]

i think you just sell or hold hex and ankh honestly

[midnight talon]

bro is playing checkerd deck 🥀