🕹・game-discussion

[twin lantern]

Squash is better than cherry bomb

[glossy mortar]

I wish the game kept track of how often you win with each most played hand type.

[twin lantern]

Better plant time

[tranquil oasis]

WHAT

[fringe nebula]

i will come back once we talk about something else

i'm not dealing with this stupidity

[tranquil oasis]

see now

[twin lantern]

Like, if we meta gaming squash is better than cherry bomb.

[ancient gyro]

im sure if other ppl here played out the seed we would get far more outweighed results

[tranquil oasis]

are we talking pvz 1 or 2

[glossy mortar]

I wouldn’t be shocked if 3 oak was the worst hand type in the game (of the hands below full house that is.)

[twin lantern]

Bc cherry bomb has a longer plant timer

[tranquil oasis]

but it has more AOE

[twin lantern]

Oh, I play PVZ1 modded

[gentle basalt]

3 of a kind is not that unreasonable to deckfix for

My issue with 3 of a kind is, if you have the deck fixing already, why not play 4

[twin lantern]

Instants are used to snipe scary threats, not for AOE

[fringe nebula]

because 4oak is too much work

[ancient gyro]

depends on your current resource situation

[tranquil oasis]

look here

both are on an equal playing field

[ancient gyro]

like my last black deck run I mained 3oak because I wanted to save gold cards to offset my 4 rentals 😐

[tranquil oasis]

because I feel like they are BOTH situation related

[glossy mortar]

This is the thing. 3 oak and 4 oak are nearly identical. I feel like they both need a huge buff because they are much harder to use than flush or even straight.

[ancient gyro]

wh

everything is just hard for you 💔

[glossy mortar]

Like as is, they are just never worth it. Everytime I go for it, it’s a game over because you can’t pull it from the deck.

[gentle basalt]

4 of a kind is more common endgame than flushes i think

[twin lantern]

Nah, cherry bomb isnt as spammable there for its not as good. When something like a gargantuar shows up you need to deal with it both cheaply and quickly,

[gentle basalt]

Flushes are infact rarely good

[fringe nebula]

i know right

[torn violet]

mm,,, mult,,,
They alone have carried my run so far

[twin lantern]

Crowd control is rarely the threat in PVZ

[rancid gull]

bro is on some nerd shit fr

[ancient gyro]

I wonder what sts game discussion looks like

well not rn

[tranquil oasis]

yeah sure

[ancient gyro]

but like

[glossy mortar]

It is. I’ve found myself using 4oak’s rarely but not impossibly. Meanwhile 3 oak has nothing going for it. You can’t use it early game and you can’t use it late game.

[ancient gyro]

5 months ago

[tranquil oasis]

but like

[fringe nebula]

oooooh ragebait

[glossy mortar]

4oak you at least have high base stats so you can switch to it easily.

[tranquil oasis]

cherry bomb is a cherry so it’s better /j

[rancid gull]

my goat never left

[twin lantern]

Lmao

[glossy mortar]

Heck I’ve even pivoted to 5 oaks on occation before I’de even consider a 3oak.

[twin lantern]

I use 3oaks all the time and I did when I was grinding streaks

[gentle basalt]

I agree with that
Its much better to set up a pivot to 4 of a kind instead, unless you have some real reasons to be forced to 3 (such as trio but not enough deck fixing)

[twin lantern]

Its a handy option if you can pull it off

[ancient gyro]

or any held in hand effects

[twin lantern]

^

[main wolf]

Straights so god damn annoying to play

[glossy mortar]

There isn’t really any way to make 3 oaks better right now since they require deckfixing to be usable, so my only suggestion to fix them is buff the shit out of it’s early game stats. Make it usable early game, that way you can better scale into it and easily fix into it too.

[fringe nebula]

saying that it's unusable for lategame is just straight up wrong

wdym

[twin lantern]

3oaks are also half card compatible and sometimes +20mult defines your run

Thats also something to keep in note

Sense you want to avoid using +mult as wincon

[ancient gyro]

3oak is also trib compatible

[fringe nebula]

true

[ancient gyro]

if you have more deck fixing tools than 2 pairs

[twin lantern]

3oaks are FAR better for photochad than pairs too

[glossy mortar]

I think another option to buff 3oak is add a joker into the game that makes it so when you play a 3 oak, one of your played cards returns to your deck. That way you are basically playing a slightly better version of pairs.

[ancient gyro]

and an equal amount of planets spread between the two

[stoic isle]

me when i play one poker hand (i will lose immediately)

[fringe nebula]

keep 3oak as it is

[ancient gyro]

that sucks

[glossy mortar]

However that wont help 99% of the time since you’d need to find that joker early game for it to be usable.

[fringe nebula]

it's fine in it's current state

[twin lantern]

Id call you a masterbaiter if you were any good at it

But youre just a midbaiter

[ancient gyro]

oh

adding a sts elite mini boss as a joker is some next level smoke in the kitchen

[twin lantern]

I remember when rage bait was believable

[fringe nebula]

just your average amphymalding moment

i actualy felt glad for being blocked lmao

[twin lantern]

:3

[glossy mortar]

The best solution I find is just to not play it. If you are going to go for a weak hand, go for pairs. It’s safer and much more reliable. If you aren’t going to go for a weak hand, stay with reliable flushes until you can pivot to 4oak or better. That’s what I find is most reliable.

[twin lantern]

I just thought of that quip and needed to use it

[bronze maple]

the humble planet card

[glossy mortar]

Straights are an option too however they are basically just slightly better 3oaks as they require heavy fixing to be usable and will kill you very easily late game

[twin lantern]

+20chips +2mult is strong

Thats literally ×2 of pairs

[gentle basalt]

How is flushes a strong hand

[twin lantern]

Amphy stinks at balatro

[fringe nebula]

can we just ignore amphy pls, we will never meet any agreement

[ancient gyro]

day 31

[bronze maple]

straight planets are genuinely insane
I think I had a gold stake run using purely utility jokers running off of a double tag into orbital at the start

[pale wolf]

i mean

[glossy mortar]

The venus is the most rare planet card in the game from what I’ve found. You get it the least when you need it compared to every other planet card. Like when playing pairs, i find you get a merc every 2-3 planet packs. Flushes is around the same. Venus however is every 5-6. They never show up when you need them.

[pale wolf]

the functions right there on discord

[gentle basalt]

Its only 1.33x in the stat that matters

[ancient gyro]

all the good players migrated to sts2 this is the crumbs we get

[glossy mortar]

Yeah they definitely are. Straights are insane, though they have that high risk of if you don’t pull it, you die.

[twin lantern]

Explain

[fringe nebula]

literally

[twin lantern]

Youre not saying that without siting a source na UH

[glossy mortar]

I have occasionally used straights, but not often due to how unreliable they are.

[twin lantern]

Amphy

[glossy mortar]

I pretty much only play them if i have them early game. Building around them is so high risk.

[gentle basalt]

The chips is more important, and mercury is 15, venus is 20

[twin lantern]

Oh

That isnt 1.33

Thats

+25%

So 1.25

[gentle basalt]

Its +33%

-25%

[twin lantern]

15 is NOT 66% of 20

[pale wolf]

i be in the medieval realm

[fringe nebula]

ok i'm home

time to play balatro

[bronze maple]

they're evenly weighted

[ancient gyro]

i be

calamiting

[gentle basalt]

20 is 33% more than 15
15 is 25% less than 20

[glossy mortar]

Yeah you can still see how skewed my stats are from every time I’ve tried to go for them. Again I wish i could see hand type win rate though as I’m sure they would be at rock bottom.

[pale wolf]

15 +33% is 20
20 -25% is 15

[glossy mortar]

Pluto and Uranus are definitely better too. Same with mars.

[twin lantern]

O

I see now

My bad gang

[lost vault]

bweh

[glossy mortar]

I’m sure over time i will see those stats shift so it’s merc, jup, plut, mars, and uran.

[pale wolf]

ive done far worse

[ancient gyro]

apart from flushes, it's mostly reasonable graphics wise

[twin lantern]

Ill personally couch you jnto being a good balatro player

Strict regime

[ancient gyro]

couch

[pale wolf]

who comin to cheesecake factory w me

[twin lantern]

Stfu

[ancient gyro]

oh but burger is what changes the mood

[lost vault]

strawberries !

[twin lantern]

I can just give you some strawberries

[lost vault]

ill come

[pale wolf]

mmmm burger

[twin lantern]

They easy to grow

[pale wolf]

i mean, ramen

[glossy mortar]

I mean. It’s basically all rng. I did a side by side play through with someone else and it was a big help, however just like with every run, it died at the end thanks to luck.

[pale wolf]

baalatro
no fruit in balatro except BANANA

[gentle basalt]

Yeah true 🙁
Its all just rng 🙁
I hate losing every run to rng 🙁

[pale wolf]

cheesecake joker when

[lost vault]

what about luchador?

[eternal flame]

one emperor took me from rags to riches 🤑

[ancient gyro]

amphy try this seed out and see what results you get

[twin lantern]

Thats a trap, all balatro seeds are winnable, its a big test of your intuition and game knowledge aswell as using all the resources the game gives you

Effectively

[fringe nebula]

is balatro actually a fun game to play

(it is)

[gentle basalt]

It is ragebait, dont fall for it

[glossy mortar]

I’ve been playing less and less because of it. If they stripped the game of it’s luck and make it puzzle based where every death was the fault of your own, then it would be much better.

[pale wolf]

whats blatro

[lost vault]

it is very true

[ancient gyro]

just play chess atp

[lost vault]

most deaths are indeed your fault

[ancient gyro]

or checkers

[gentle basalt]

I meant amphys message

[twin lantern]

Did u even 100% cookie clicker

[lost vault]

if you ask me without the rng balatro would be boring as fuuuck

[glossy mortar]

This is true. All seeds are winnable. The issue is knowing what’s coming. Not all seeds can be won blind.

[stoic isle]

CHESS BATTLE ADVANCED

[twin lantern]

Yeah they can

Ask

Balatro university

[bronze maple]

mine might be a little skewed

[lost vault]

if balatro is all luck then the Doc wouldnt have been able to do c++ deathless

[twin lantern]

^

[stoic isle]

no uranus 0/10

[twin lantern]

Or get an 80strwak

[rocky barn]

24 two pairs and none of them hit 🔥 shout out to my goat space joker

[glossy mortar]

Not really. I can’t control what bosses show up when or what shows up in the shop. The only thing you can control for is what the next card is using misprint strat, however that only goes so far.

[twin lantern]

You dont want to level 2pair with pants

[gentle basalt]

To be fair, he has lost a few seeds too
Including one on black deck where he had to try multiple times just to clear ante 1, and figure out exactly what cards you draw to beat the boss, so i think thats a unbeatable seed blind

[twin lantern]

Actually pants is pretty yucky on green deck

[fringe nebula]

that's a start

[tranquil steppe]

Hologram will carry

[lost vault]

yeah the game just plays itself outside of that one card from misprint, there is literally nothing you can do but just keel over and die if you get a bad start

[twin lantern]

"Here win"

[glossy mortar]

Holy pluto. Nice

[orchid pivot]

started a new round and i just got 3 cards what the hell is this

[pale wolf]

somebody needs to make a modded balatro client that logs and updates a database with winrates over time

[glossy mortar]

I think I 96%ed it iirc.

[twin lantern]

Hologram is so good

[lost vault]

theres no decision making in balatro guys

[twin lantern]

:[ GO BACK AND 100% IT RN

[tranquil steppe]

Hologram is goated

[fringe nebula]

ofcourse we are still talking about this

i'll go back to play balatro again

[lost vault]

cookie clikcer boring asf cro

[arctic dirge]

throwback

[glossy mortar]

I mean yeah. It’s why like 66% of runs reset ante 1 lol. It used to be higher but I’ve got a lot more consistent at the start, it’s till only 1/3 though.

[twin lantern]

Its definitely more niche, but its barely an idle game late game lol

[orchid pivot]

anyone know what this is that can help

[lost vault]

i was being sarcastic

[glossy mortar]

I’m good.

[arctic dirge]

ive gotten to ante 10 with fragile challenge

[lost vault]

ive gotten to the late game it is boring as shit

[arctic dirge]

guz my goat throwback

[lost vault]

wowo click golden cookies so har

d

[glossy mortar]

Then use /sarc??? is it your first day on the internet? XD

[sullen mantle]

Do I copy Hologram or Photograph

(Hologram is at X4,75)

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[lost vault]

the proper tone indicator is /s

[lost vault]

but no i thought the sarcasm was pretty clear

[bronze maple]

photo is x8 if u copy

[serene forge]

photo is an x8

[twin lantern]

Oh shittttt

[lost vault]

there is infact lots of decision making in balatro

for example

say you open a pack

[orchid pivot]

is it a bug or nah? anyone?

[lost vault]

you have to decide

which of the 3 presented cards to take

or if a skip would be beter

[bronze maple]

why are we snail reacting

[lost vault]

the game isnt autopilot

[sullen mantle]

Actually it would be X64 in total

[arctic dirge]

sigmas would skip every blind

[orchid pivot]

is there a slower channel where i can get sage advice

[arctic dirge]

and only use flush

[serene forge]

has amphy ragequit today yet

[bronze maple]

lowkey ik too reliant on flushes lmao

[twin lantern]

Bro I won 9 in a row and got a win rate of like 70-80ish % like a year ago when I was try Harding the fuck out gold stake WDYM

[lost vault]

sigmas would shatter their shins intentionally to make life harder

[ancient gyro]

who knows

[orchid pivot]

are new users muted??? hello??

[bronze maple]

no

[ancient gyro]

advice channel is here

[shell dagger]

i have a 21 win streak pb, 66% is nonsense

[lost vault]

idk im not new

[arctic dirge]

Fragile is my favorite challenge because it forces you to use Throwback + Flushes

[serene forge]

shattershong

[lost vault]

shatterspleen

[twin lantern]

No one can help you if we dont know what mods youre using because that isnt a known glitch BTW.

[lost vault]

lieklkeieleik

ror2

[orchid pivot]

i dont have mods active

[serene forge]

I need to play celeste again

[lost vault]

crazy

[orchid pivot]

ive never seen this happen

[lost vault]

me too

[serene forge]

are you playing on steammodded

[orchid pivot]

naur

[serene forge]

idk then

[twin lantern]

Did u pirate the game

[orchid pivot]

nah its on steam

[fringe nebula]

here we go

[lost vault]

it is indeed on steam

[orchid pivot]

im coming to the conclusion that my runs haunted

[serene forge]

you should play moce//lxvi

[lost vault]

its also on ios, android, switch, ps5 i think

[shell dagger]

waiter waiter

[ancient gyro]

here's my portfolio

[lost vault]

WHAT is that

[twin lantern]

Yeah no thats literally never happened on either mobile or desktop and between the 2 I have like ~2000hours

[orchid pivot]

WHAT

[serene forge]

red gm+2 precision map

[orchid pivot]

i played cards but i still only drew 3

[glossy mortar]

Nice. Yeah it requires an ungodly level of foresight and luck to get a streak like that. That’s where playtime comes in. The more you play the better you are the more consistent things get. As I said, it used to be reset almost every start when I started. Like 98% reset, now it’s only 66% and decreasing. I’m sure if I don’t burn out, in a few months time that will be 50%, or maybe 40%.

[orchid pivot]

yeah discarding i wont draw more than 3 either

[lost vault]

i havent full cleared the main game yet hang on

[orchid pivot]

but my hand size is listed normally

[twin lantern]

No, it requires a functioning brain

[serene forge]

awa

[shell dagger]

not luck

skill

[lost vault]

awawawwaawawaa

[arctic dirge]

serpent

curse

[serene forge]

awaing

[ancient gyro]

luck doesn't determine game winning outcomes

[arctic dirge]

snake oil

[lost vault]

i have reached the peak of mt celeste though

[glossy mortar]

I’m shocked ghost is so low considering it’s the easiest of the decks for me.

[arctic dirge]

wait that would be a tuff joker idea

[lost vault]

meowing

[twin lantern]

I should try to get 10 in a row again

[serene forge]

nice

[lost vault]

:D

[shell dagger]

chatters

[ancient gyro]

12 is not a low win streak 😐

[shell dagger]

i submitted my dissertation :D

[orchid pivot]

i started a new run and its still doing it

[lost vault]

mayeb they just odnt play it a lot

[orchid pivot]

ouughh

[lost vault]

what

[bronze maple]

bro my best is like 5
12 is not low

[shell dagger]

for uni

[serene forge]

that account's cheeks are not succulent and supple 😔

[glossy mortar]

I meant low in relation to the others. Any win streak higher than 2 is insanely impressive xD

[orchid pivot]

any ideas other than a fresh install?

[twin lantern]

Did you play around with the files at all

Or had mods prior

[orchid pivot]

nah its just a steam thing

[ancient gyro]

also I purposefully stopped at 15 if I didn't wanna spend more months pounding one deck over and over back then

[serene forge]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[arctic dirge]

my best run streak is 3 cuz i was on a 1 AM boredout

and i got like the luckiest shops ever

[serene forge]

my best gold stake winstreak is like 6

[shell dagger]

7

[serene forge]

I should try streaking again

[ancient gyro]

what's your reddit streak

[serene forge]

I haven't done it much

[twin lantern]

We should together

Ill race u to ten

[orchid pivot]

reinstalled the game, loaded up the same game and now i can draw a full hand

[ancient gyro]

I will set a wr abandoned streak one day

[serene forge]

idk

[ancient gyro]

💔

[orchid pivot]

ive never seen anything like that damn

[serene forge]

probably like

idk my account is only like a year old

[twin lantern]

Reddit streak?

[ancient gyro]

there's a little progress bar thing that shows up on the top right whenever I accidentally upvote or some shit

[serene forge]

oh true

yeah no im not sharing that

[ancient gyro]

wow

[rancid gull]

I LOVE REDDIT

[serene forge]

we already knew that

you use bloodstone

[fringe nebula]

sup i just tabbed in

i can buy mega celestial pack only for $3 here

if you know what i mean

[serene forge]

you should buy slay the spire 2

[twin lantern]

Selling riff for astronomer to predict the BBC next shop

[twin lantern]

Yeah

[stoic isle]

download chess battle advanced

[twin lantern]

Okay

Can I download your bank inform

?

[stoic isle]

i lied

cba is in development hell right now

[twin lantern]

Why are you advertising another chess game

Just another chess game

[rancid gull]

maybe you'd like it

[sullen mantle]

Dopamine hit

[stoic isle]

not just another chess game

every other chess game

[serene forge]

chess doesn't need updates

[fringe nebula]

smooth

[fiery nymph]

🔥

[stoic isle]

the developer of cba hates basegame chess

[fiery nymph]

i did blue deck

this was by far the fastest deck to gs

so far

[stoic isle]

why is your background fried

[fiery nymph]

idk?

isnt it the endless background idek

maybe glitched between a boss

[sullen mantle]

I think it's better to copy Hologram now

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstine

[stoic isle]

mult

[eager summit]

bloodstine

[fair sapphire]

fucking hell finally i got one

it’s been forever since i got a trib run

[fiery nymph]

just dont lose now

🙏

[eager summit]

why is hearts pink

ew

clubs looks better

[fiery nymph]

i think switching to the spades role

i dont even like hearts

😭

[eager summit]

why isn't hearts crimson red

[tranquil steppe]

Bloodstine island is susssssssssss

[fair sapphire]

yea ima lock in

[arctic dirge]

crimson heart reference????????

[fair sapphire]

there’s no way to naninf with trib right

[eager summit]

yes but also bloodstone

[fair sapphire]

or am i mistaken

[stoic isle]

SPADE SPADE

[eager summit]

crimson is often used to be the main descriptor for blood

[fringe nebula]

excuse me what

i got nacho tong too

[manic talon]

I LOVE BLOODSTONE GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, back to 11 streak

[arctic dirge]

with perkeo mime cryptid red seal steel kings you can

[eager summit]

can i lick it

[fair sapphire]

mm yea ig u right

[tranquil steppe]

Ohhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaa

[fair sapphire]

brother

[manic talon]

uhhh, no

[eager summit]

sister

[fiery nymph]

i refuse to use bloodstone

[fair sapphire]

is there any way i can report a bug

[eager summit]

sounds like skill issue

[arctic dirge]

yall think im winning this🤑🤑🤑

[fair sapphire]

i was playing on my console like a week ago n i noticed one

[eager summit]

aw man

[stoic isle]

#1200105253559873707

[fair sapphire]

thx

[bronze rune]

do i pivot for hearts

idk if i came across the heart blind but i did beat the plant early on

[arctic dirge]

whats ur cat on rn

[bronze rune]

i just got it but 1.75

[eager summit]

speed

[arctic dirge]

maybe pivot if you want to with bloodstone

[eager summit]

i'm his dealer

[bronze rune]

but would bloodstone benefit me

i have photochad

[fair sapphire]

way too late

[bronze rune]

and like 12 levels on four of a kind

[bronze rune]

i figured

[serene forge]

what's your flush level even

[rancid gull]

bloodstone is fun

[bronze rune]

2 fuck flush four of a kind is where its at

[bronze rune]

it is

[serene forge]

lmfao

yeah no don't bloodstone

[bronze rune]

but i can’t pivot

[fair sapphire]

bloodstone sucks anyways

[glad shard]

No showman to be found and yet there's a burger in my shop

[bronze rune]

i think itd be

[bronze rune]

woah.

[bronze rune]

way too late

[fair sapphire]

did he just say his last name was burger?

[fair sapphire]

it does bruh😭

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[bronze rune]

bad luck?

[rancid gull]

top 2 joker fr

[fair sapphire]

if the head comes your cooked

[bronze rune]

not if you dealt with it before

[fair sapphire]

you need dice to make it even half decent

[pale wolf]

i want a burger sooooo bad

[bronze rune]

so i mean

i think you just have bad luck man

[pale wolf]

i have no money

[queen robin]

just finished all the challenges! have all decks and challenges done!

[bronze rune]

nice

[queen robin]

onto gold stickers!

[serene forge]

I just ate a huge one

[arctic dirge]

my favorite deck is Mad World challenge

[bronze rune]

honestly id shoot my self

[fair sapphire]

i don’t bruh bloodstone is objectively a bad joker i play bloodstone runs all the time😭

[pale wolf]

the world is unfair when you are deprived of burgers simply for not money

[queen robin]

@bronze rune i love this game too much to not go for it lol

[bronze rune]

clearly you know no ball

[bronze rune]

i love balatro too man but holy

[serene forge]

why should luck be a factor when only one other scoring joker is rng based (and it sucks)

[serene forge]

rng scoring = bad

[bronze rune]

yknow what you got this i believe in you

[naive jolt]

Skill issue

[bronze rune]

skill issue

[naive jolt]

Just train your RNG

[fringe nebula]

so much choices i can make

idk what to do here

[sullen mantle]

Deck fixing is a myth

[bronze rune]

i like this guy

[fringe nebula]

certificate moment

[bronze rune]

what the hell

[naive jolt]

Carto

[fiery nymph]

certificate is too good :(

[rancid gull]

little bit of this, little bit of that ahh build

[arctic dirge]

67 of a kind

[queen robin]

that is a beautiful deck

[bronze rune]

non oh em gee horrible eternals

[fringe nebula]

but then i don't have a slot for campfire

[naive jolt]

That's a pair player if i've ever seen one

[bronze rune]

he spitting

[serene forge]

your mom is a skill issue

[bronze rune]

my moms dead

[arctic dirge]

malnourished ahh diamonds😭😭😭

[bronze rune]

🫩

[fair sapphire]

victim card

[serene forge]

which eternal there is bad

[serene forge]

appeal to emotions

[bronze rune]

tarot merchant

[bronze rune]

nah i was just playing🤫

[fiery nymph]

bro forgot the

[serene forge]

thats not a joker dummy

[bronze rune]

whatever the fucking tarot spawner is called

[lyric karma]

I'm not proud of this

[bronze rune]

i cant remember

[fiery nymph]

terot merchant is the voucher roght

[serene forge]

how is cartomancer bad

[fiery nymph]

yeah

[bronze rune]

keep going

[serene forge]

there is literally a campfire in this image

[bronze rune]

yes

[bronze rune]

look for all sixes NOW

[serene forge]

you'll be even less proud once you die

[bronze rune]

PIVOT

BLOODSTONE SUPERIOR JOKER

[bronze rune]

other than canio

[fair sapphire]

bro stop😭

[lyric karma]

Straight couple

[fair sapphire]

canio just as bad bruh

[serene forge]

super blunder

[fair sapphire]

why do u like these 2 joker combos

[fringe nebula]

i take carto then?
or keep 1 slot empty to supercharge the campfire?

[bronze rune]

skill issue

[ancient gyro]

extreme question mark

[arctic dirge]

guys one time i saw someone running vagabond credit card campfire meta in a parking lot

[fair sapphire]

u need paradelia for canio bruh

[fringe nebula]

or do i take card sharp

[serene forge]

I would carto

[sullen mantle]

Should I

[serene forge]

ultra blunder

[cosmic sun]

no

[bronze rune]

i like this

[serene forge]

dont car

[terse imp]

bloodstone dice

[lyric karma]

bloodstone opinion will never change bro

[bronze rune]

love bloodstone

[serene forge]

endless mode dont car

[bronze rune]

yorick good too

[ancient gyro]

:P

[exotic pike]

rock

[bronze rune]

CANIOOOOO

[serene forge]

I love Canio

[exotic pike]

super rock

[fair sapphire]

i’m tb for endless

[cosmic sun]

kid named card destruction and face generation

[ancient gyro]

2 rounds of slop

[terse imp]

ok ill get 5 bloodstone in ante 2

[terse imp]

kid named immolate

[fair sapphire]

alr lemme cook this trib

[bronze rune]

hey guys

its me

legendary joker

canio

[terse imp]

you suck

[lyric karma]

Is this a chance for redemption

pairslop pivot

[bronze rune]

skill issue

[terse imp]

nop

[serene forge]

yes

[terse imp]

genuinely how tf do u use carnio

[cosmic sun]

destroy face cards

[ancient gyro]

I found another one

[serene forge]

skill (you dont have any because you use bloodstone)

[bronze rune]

destroy

[bronze rune]

he has skill if hes using bloodstone

[terse imp]

ok except every hanged man and immolate and trading card disappears once i get canio

[serene forge]

here win

[serene forge]

skill issue

roll more

[bronze rune]

skill issue

[terse imp]

im an effacaire main

[bronze rune]

i like this funny lil fella

[terse imp]

no money

[twin lantern]

CANIO JS MY BOY

[lost vault]

cryptid >

?

[twin lantern]

Yo twin

[serene forge]

literally a skill issue lmaooooooo

[bronze rune]

heyo

[terse imp]

how many super reactions do u have

[cosmic sun]

supers became unlimited

[bronze rune]

nito

nitro

its unlimited

[terse imp]

since when

[serene forge]

enough to nuke a bloodstone user

[lyric karma]

Bloodstone just hit on all cards

[twin lantern]

I found the dumbest and most unnecessary way to win a seed with canio

[lyric karma]

what the hell

[bronze rune]

howd you utilize me

[terse imp]

exponentia is pretty good too but effacaire on infinity deck is best

[hollow prairie]

hi canio

[fair sapphire]

is it crazy id rather use arrowhead than bloodstone any day

[cosmic sun]

Probably like a year or two ago when super reacts became unlimited

[eager summit]

here's a treat for the balatro yaoi crowd: juggler x merry andy drawn by my friend

[serene forge]

no

[bronze rune]

hello!

[cosmic sun]

And they honestly should have been cause fuck paying for Nitro lol

[serene forge]

arrowhead is actually a functional joker

unlike bloodstone

[bronze rune]

yep

[fair sapphire]

thank you arrowhead is hella peak

[lost vault]

nah you are very wrong

[hollow prairie]

bloodstone supremacy im sorry

[fair sapphire]

it’s so consistent it’s amazing

[terse imp]

is it normal that i hate the head

[bronze rune]

i like you

[serene forge]

no

[lost vault]

whiffstone fans when they score 20k instead of 1 billion because they got unlcuky one time

[terse imp]

the entire fing deck scores a decent amount

[fair sapphire]

lmfao literally

run ruined

[bronze rune]

right? skill issue

[twin lantern]

There's some skips you can do to put yourself in an game winning position with canio without getting a hanged man and its the most stupid shit ever

[lost vault]

okay but power mult has a much higher ceiling

[bronze rune]

yeah i believe that

[hollow prairie]

isnt gambling chance based

[twin lantern]

https://youtu.be/sKyR14WJX_U?si=OhqO1lgSa_xGkhxI

[terse imp]

gemini + membership card synergy

[lost vault]

true! the skill issue here is using bloodstone

[bronze rune]

dm me this

[bronze rune]

no

[bronze rune]

yup

[lost vault]

membership card is only xmult tho

[terse imp]

why is he playing white stake

[lost vault]

simply use oil lamp + any power mult

[terse imp]

double it

[lyric karma]

This looks good

the problem is

[serene forge]

membership card from slay the spire

[woven spire]

pretty mad

[serene forge]

50% off on all products

[lyric karma]

i just used 2 suns

[bronze rune]

its fun?

[cosmic sun]

gambling is gonna be this game's unfunny joke legacy like how warhammer 40k fans have to deal with those people

[serene forge]

never build light suits

[novel rain]

Why am I so rarely getting diamonds from Standard Packs and The Star not showing up? Are your chances weighted depending on how many cards you have of a certain suit?

[terse imp]

gemini + exponentia trust

[lost vault]

oil lamp >

[novel rain]

I'm just one Star away from unlocking Rough Gem

[bronze rune]

no, just bad luck

[twin lantern]

Originally according to like everyone the seed was super duper difficult but Zhoul found an obvious and easy strategy that everyone missed LMAO

[terse imp]

only glitched oil lamp is good

[lost vault]

having two oil lamps is mega op

[cosmic sun]

So one death

[lost vault]

false nuke

just get 2

[serene forge]

victory sword divine bloodline

[fair sapphire]

the plant will grape me

[terse imp]

no chad?

[lost vault]

ha ha ha ha

[sullen mantle]

X22 Hologram

[bronze rune]

people never learn to use different routes, its always the right way or no way, so i think striving a different way is amazing

[twin lantern]

Excuse me?

[fair sapphire]

haven’t got one yet

[fringe nebula]

decided to not take carto and turns out ante 8 boss is vv

[serene forge]

I dont think plants are animate objects

[terse imp]

spawn one

[ancient gyro]

a8?

[serene forge]

gg

[lost vault]

emoji shocked gif

[twin lantern]

Bro

[ancient gyro]

waos

[serene forge]

I hate Photograph

[lost vault]

i hate

[twin lantern]

Me too

[lost vault]

uhhhhh

[terse imp]

you hate everything

[lost vault]

i hate Powers

[bronze rune]

you must be fun at parties

you hate everything fun

[twin lantern]

She is

[lost vault]

you are like the penultimate white stake player

[fringe nebula]

i love 3oak

[next socket]

does smeared joker work with flowerpot?

[fair sapphire]

based

[fringe nebula]

no

[fair sapphire]

photo is bunz

[twin lantern]

Yeah along as you do 2black 2red

[lost vault]

i love photo! i love chad! i love bloodstone! i love baron! i love idol! i love sock and buskin! i hate the plant!

[novel rain]

Niiice

[fringe nebula]

i love the plant

[bronze rune]

ok

[lost vault]

peak roffle reaction image

[hollow prairie]

i love roffle

[bronze rune]

every joker is good

[hollow prairie]

looks inside

[twin lantern]

I hate streamers

Actually

Fuck them

All types

[lost vault]

what the flick

[queen robin]

that new ep was so fireee

[bronze rune]

what the hell

[cosmic sun]

hop off northernlion

[woven spire]

type shit i need to do to win in this deck

[bronze rune]

someone get this vegabond guy outta here man

[stoic isle]

this is a great image

[lost vault]

sis just be hating to hate

[lost vault]

you dont need to actually

[serene forge]

no I love my girlfriend

[fringe nebula]

throwback :

[twin lantern]

Whose northernlion

[bronze rune]

[serene forge]

no I love my girlfriend

[twin lantern]

I respect the grind set

[woven spire]

im just ass at black deck

[twin lantern]

I hate the people who become streamers

[bronze rune]

i was about to say excelt that

[cosmic sun]

you have much catching up to do

🦅

[bronze rune]

hey i know this fella

[serene forge]

I hate Spite Sword

[lost vault]

idol:

i hate bobs brain

[bronze rune]

[serene forge]

I hate Hard Light Sword

[stoic isle]

i HATE hess!~~ 📊 ~~

[fiery nymph]

😭

[bronze rune]

skill issue

[lost vault]

totally

[lyric karma]

Screw it bbc pivot

[lost vault]

paws at you

[bronze rune]

ok guys

[serene forge]

woof

[bronze rune]

legendary joker

[lost vault]

meow

[pale wolf]

tell thunk i sayed hi

[bronze rune]

canio

[lost vault]

:3

[serene forge]

sell bloodstone

[bronze rune]

outta here

[lost vault]

hi

[bronze rune]

ill see yall later

[twin lantern]

No I dont. Because I dont like streamers and I only consume media I like

[lost vault]

oops wrong account

[woven spire]

huh

[lost vault]

hahaha

[twin lantern]

I aint out here being a critic

[lyric karma]

sadly i need it for baseball

[novel rain]

I have now completed every deck on White Stake!

[fringe nebula]

sell rebate?

[novel rain]

Now I need to do... everything else...

[twin lantern]

Do it again but blind folded

[pale wolf]

everybody gets skrunk

[fair sapphire]

what is c++^2?

[glad shard]

I have 15 hand size because of the bean bug and this would be my second ecto, should I sell burglar and parking and just rip it assuming 17k will find me things or nah

[lyric karma]

im thinking about it

since i already have seed money

[cosmic sun]

trust me 🥺

[fringe nebula]

c++ twice

[twin lantern]

No

[fair sapphire]

ahh gotchu

[twin lantern]

I mean

[lyric karma]

actually thats c++ times c++ 🤓

not twice

[twin lantern]

1^2 = 1 so

[fringe nebula]

urgh

[twin lantern]

Technically 2C++ is the correct way to express it

[lyric karma]

me when the buffoon pack of doom and despair

[trail hemlock]

In no situation in life
Do you not choose banana

[lyric karma]

yea

[twin lantern]

Mod!

[lost vault]

typecast challenge

[twin lantern]

Everyone grab pitch forks were revolting

[lost vault]

fantastic idea

i do kinda wanna bring up that thing about the server but nah

[fringe nebula]

congrats man, you have managed to make me feel cringe

[twin lantern]

Nah just do it

Were revolting RIGHT NOW

[lost vault]

the ultimate white stake build

[terse imp]

you too

[lost vault]

iunno

[twin lantern]

Imagine srimky as admin, this server would be funnier

[lost vault]

:3

[glad sedge]

hi everyone! im new here

[lost vault]

yay

[pallid bone]

Looking like a viable ante 39 hunt with the cryptid boi

[lost vault]

hello new here

[glad sedge]

and also new to the game

[queen robin]

welcome

!

[twin lantern]

Boomer

[glad sedge]

yes

[terse imp]

am i a psycho for enjoying modded

[twin lantern]

Been here for 30seconds dudes practically a founder

Yucky

Old ahh

[twin lantern]

._. Brother

Why

Huh

Whats the reasoning

[lost vault]

yeah

modded is fun for like 10 minutes

[twin lantern]

I mean

[fringe nebula]

i love having to think

[twin lantern]

There's some cool mods

[lost vault]

ture

[turbid dove]

Im cooked

[lost vault]

im thinking cryptid type shit

[terse imp]

is it bad if 9 of those 10 minutes was just scoring

[twin lantern]

But I dont think the game is old enough to have any very well established overhaul experiences yet as those take a very long time to get right.

[turbid smelt]

Does anyone have an idea on how the seeded rng work on glass cards?

[lost vault]

ive playedmodded too i know

[fringe nebula]

that is clink clank sound shiny visual brainrot

go do something else

[terse imp]

just win

[turbid dove]

What if i cannot

[terse imp]

then hack

[twin lantern]

Give me $40

And I'll win the game for you

B)

[turbid smelt]

Yo

[fringe nebula]

do i go next here?

[trail hemlock]

In all situations in life. If you don't succeed

Cheat

[turbid smelt]

Does anyone know about the glass rng

[serene forge]

Soup

[terse imp]

who is this

[turbid smelt]

I noticed it depends on the hand played and not the card

[lyric karma]

Tasty

[twin lantern]

Evil stunt man

[lost vault]

some chump

[twin lantern]

Nope

Its when the hand is played

Based on seed

[turbid smelt]

I save scummed

And noticed

That playing different hands didn’t brake it

[lost vault]

bro savescame

[twin lantern]

Are you sure I tested this for like 4 hours on a seed

[turbid smelt]

I just did it today

[twin lantern]

Did u play the exact same cards each time

[turbid smelt]

It doesn’t break on different hands

[turbid smelt]

Yeah

If I played high card or skippped a hand some cards wouldn’t brake

Break

If I changed the number of cards played

Some wouldn’t break

[white forge]

Same with lucky card procs

Its like a sequence I think

[turbid smelt]

Yeah it’s the same rng engine

Does anyone know what language Balatro is coded in?

[lost vault]

lua

[twin lantern]

Yeah but are you doing it on the same hand, lets say if you played a glass 10♡ on your opening hand and it breaks it should break every single time.

[white forge]

B++

[fringe nebula]

that is.... something

[turbid smelt]

No

Same card

Different hands

[twin lantern]

Like

[turbid smelt]

I was on a flush five bucks

Build

And was testing it

[lost vault]

miau uwu

[twin lantern]

Nah what im saying is When Its played it isnt hand type at all

[turbid smelt]

The same card wouldn’t break sometimes if I played a different hand type

[formal steeple]

Man, haven't seen a single Gros Michel in my runs so far

[lost vault]

wild

have you tried bananaing

[formal steeple]

how if I can't find any bananas

[fringe nebula]

oh god

[lost vault]

carp!!

[twin lantern]

Youre a carp

[lost vault]

nuh uh

im a cat

[twin lantern]

Nah

[lost vault]

:<

[twin lantern]

Le fishe

[lost vault]

fishe dont meow

mreow

[formal steeple]

help, how do I stop playing this game

[twin lantern]

https://youtu.be/NjgFKUooYHY?si=M7m0aHZ60d3EDzBV

You

[formal steeple]

[lost vault]

destroy the platform you have it on

[formal steeple]

hell no, the Switch 2 was EXPENSIVE

[lost vault]

exactly why im never getting a switch t2

[formal steeple]

the Switch 2 version just came out

it doesn't sync with the Switch 1 version's save for some reason

I had to start over

[stoic isle]

🅰️l🅰️tr⭕

[formal steeple]

well, I had barely even played so it was fine

[lost vault]

yeah

[tranquil oasis]

I played poker for the first time

I lost to a 69

[lost vault]

noob

[tranquil oasis]

poker sucks😔

[stoic isle]

nice

[fiery nymph]

[lost vault]

you gotta know when to fold

[woven spire]

fuck it, double fib

[fringe crest]

guys i did an oopsie

[tranquil oasis]

what even is the best joker that isn’t blueprint

or brainstorm

or baron

[lost vault]

ampfire!!!!

[fringe crest]

deff mapfire

[lost vault]

easy choose

[lost vault]

yorcik

[tranquil oasis]

yorick is good but trib in my opinion is better

[formal steeple]

🅰️ 🅰️

[fringe crest]

green is imo the most usable

[lost vault]

trib is waaaay worse

[fringe crest]

its spelled balotro

[lost vault]

yorick can slot into like any build

[night turret]

Out of all the fucking jokers I could have gotten a negative

[woven spire]

true

[fringe crest]

green

[formal steeple]

why the extra O

[lost vault]

eh

[night turret]

It gives me ROUGH DIAMOND

[fringe crest]

thats how its spelled

[lost vault]

greens good but yorick is way more pwoerful

[fringe crest]

uhh actually ramen isnt good with yorick

[stoic isle]

i play balolo

[formal steeple]

WTF is even a 'Balatro' anyway

[lost vault]

then dont use it with yorick

[tranquil oasis]

no offense but PLEASE focus on grammar

[lost vault]

yorick >>> ramen

[woven spire]

hooly shop

[tranquil oasis]

ramen is ok

[lost vault]

my grammar is fine i just make typos

[fringe crest]

but ramen taste better than yorick

[lost vault]

try toget used to them

[fringe crest]

where did your fibs go

[woven spire]

death.

[lost vault]

im inclined to disagree 👀

[tranquil oasis]

is it ok to say chicot is prolly the worst legendary

[woven spire]

im ass on black deck alr?

[lost vault]

no

trib is

[fringe crest]

no deff trib or perkeo

[lyric karma]

I may know the answer but still, what if i grab the chad?

is it good with bloodstone

[fringe crest]

chicot is pretty much free ante 8 win

[tranquil oasis]

trib is NOT the worst

[fringe crest]

yes it is

[lost vault]

on average 1.5x

not really

but, it could be better than bloodstone

with glass

[fringe crest]

yeah id take it

[tranquil oasis]

you could argue it requires luck

[lyric karma]

I dont have glass

[lost vault]

falsebomb

[lost vault]

thats the issue

[fringe crest]

what does

[lost vault]

in balatro consistency is key

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[serene forge]

nothing is good with bloodstone

[lost vault]

trib isnt bad by any means the other legendaries are just more general and have similar levels of power

[tranquil oasis]

isn’t chicot just a permanent luchador

[lyric karma]

i knew the answer

[serene forge]

here win

[lost vault]

yes and thats good

[tranquil oasis]

I mean

[lost vault]

ill always say

[tranquil oasis]

there’s like 5 boss blinds that cause trouble

[lyric karma]

You got to be fucking kidding me

[lost vault]

the people who hate chicot are the same people who hate the plant

[night turret]

Chat are we cooked

[lyric karma]

straight couple yay

[serene forge]

booooo

[twin lantern]

Holy shit chat

[lost vault]

uhhuh

[twin lantern]

https://youtube.com/shorts/jo4g1a4expg?si=uvzPsXui5hsrepVf

Dog shit video

[fair sapphire]

yes

[twin lantern]

Alert

[lost vault]

straight couple

[serene forge]

yeah why is smiley face your flat mult

[fair sapphire]

yes

[night turret]

Me when I go out and see a man and a woman holding hands

[tranquil oasis]

so chicot is only really good in certain situations

[night turret]

I haven’t gotten anything else

[lost vault]

now why would you do that

[serene forge]

post seed when you die

[lost vault]

theres more than 5 bad boss blinds

[tranquil oasis]

chicot is far from bad don’t get me wrong, it’s just a little bit weaker

[fringe nebula]

not really, you still have time to prepare

[lost vault]

boss blinds are what end runs the most often

[fringe nebula]

make glass numbered card

and do stuff

[twin lantern]

Post seed

Now

[tranquil oasis]

what about canio

[twin lantern]

NOWWWWW

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lost vault]

second best

bro rewards you for deckfixing

[night turret]

Still not dead

[twin lantern]

Canio is my metaphorical husband, if a twat wasn't using him as a profile gimmick I'd say literal too

[tranquil oasis]

perkeo is good

[twin lantern]

Just die

[lyric karma]

Im never relying on bloodstone standalone again

[tranquil oasis]

definitely not the best

[lyric karma]

bbc carried

[twin lantern]

BBC carries alot of things

Its so gud

"Random bull shit" as effective scoring is so fun

[lyric karma]

true, true

[twin lantern]

Like yes I do have two copys of astronomer. But my BBC justifies it

[fringe nebula]

space joker is chip joker

[lyric karma]

having bloodstone for bbc value is justified?

[fringe nebula]

yes

because x1.5 is good

[lost vault]

meh

replace asap

[twin lantern]

1.5× is +50% total score

[night turret]

Now we ded

AM8C4LUB

[tranquil oasis]

I remember once I got pareidolia

[twin lantern]

What deck

[night turret]

Guess

[tranquil oasis]

and then the next boss blind was the fucking PLANT

[lost vault]

maybe dont take pareidolia

:4

[night turret]

It was the zodiac @twin lantern