🕹・game-discussion

[bold crystal]

oops is still a decent value generator w/o bloodstone

[drowsy rain]

Lowk take it for blue seal value

[frank grove]

🔥🔥🔥

[drowsy rain]

not even for steel

[lost vault]

the sentence is better phrased as "bloodstone is almost nothing without oops"

[ancient gyro]

oops doesn't care about bloodstuh

[random lark]

we love having 2 retriggers on a 5 card hand and getting 3 procs

[terse dock]

I FUCKIGN HATE YOU

[lost vault]

classic whiffstone

[twin lantern]

golden ticket + chad = win

[serene forge]

me when i lie

[drowsy rain]

Overkill much

[drowsy rain]

Yooo who’s that handsome individual in the middle

[fringe nebula]

money solves balatro indeed

[ancient gyro]

ok

[serene forge]

I love The Plant

[lost vault]

the plant so easy

[pastel pagoda]

Agreed

[lost vault]

why do people hate

[fringe nebula]

the plant is a good boss blind

[serene forge]

they r nub

[fringe nebula]

they looked inside too much

[lost vault]

truth uke

[pastel pagoda]

Just pivot into wee whenever you see the plant

Its that easy

[lost vault]

if you just look inside the glass it should be a cake walk

[random lark]

sixes is an econ joker

[drowsy rain]

Looks inside:
slay the spire 2

[lost vault]

running pareidolia with photochad is quite redundant

[random lark]

too reliant on face cards i suppose

[lost vault]

looks inside
wires

[fringe nebula]

the problem is, they looked inside a very very tiny hole and doesn't acknowledge the existence of numbered cards

[lofty vault]

Hear me out

[lost vault]

true

[ancient gyro]

carried the weight of four rentals ❤️

[serene forge]

lewis caroll writing alice's character:

[pastel pagoda]

Play a bunch of pairs and you will be fine

[fringe nebula]

if you're still new to obelisk, try to spam pair 12 times

[random lark]

ur cooked

[serene forge]

here win

[cosmic sun]

duality of balatro skill

[bold crystal]

duality of man

[lofty vault]

Worst hand it is! Time for pairs

[drowsy rain]

Winning with obelisk feels like a 9 to 5

[rotund igloo]

This is the anti-buffoon pack for me

[bold crystal]

bye bye money 🙁

[serene forge]

you say that as if you would have a job as a balatro player

[lofty vault]

I can't see inside the damn packs until I open the pack

[rotund igloo]

Ik

[fringe nebula]

it's fine you're strong enough to beat ante 8

i think?

[pastel pagoda]

Yes you can

[random lark]

why didn't you spend it all beforehand

[drowsy rain]

Sadly I’m employed so I can’t chudmaxx on balatro everyday

[rotund igloo]

Misprint is my most hated joker

[bold crystal]

true

[lofty vault]

Why'd I get chipped

[lofty vault]

Redoing the seed and taking misprint

[rotund igloo]

I hate Obelisk bc of c++

[fringe nebula]

calling pair the worst hand is something white staker would say

[random lark]

+20 mult on horrendous hands but +1 mult on a straight

[lofty vault]

But but I'm on black stake

[lyric karma]

the bloodstone fan left for this guy to show up

[fringe nebula]

white staker is more of a mindset

[rotund igloo]

+0 when you need need +10 to win

[lost vault]

meow :3

[bold crystal]

when i first started playing i would only play high card and restart until i got bull and card sharp

[lofty vault]

So do I just play a shit ton of pairs then swap to something else halfway through

[ancient gyro]

a slur or class shaming one might say

[serene forge]

there's 3 stakes in this game

white stake, white stake+, and gold stake

[drowsy rain]

Medium rare and well done

[lost vault]

that is so much better

[lofty vault]

The hell is white stake+

[lyric karma]

gang 😭

[terse dock]

anything that isnt white or gold

[serene forge]

you apparently since you're on black stake

[random lark]

wrong
white stake, green stake, purple stake, gold stake

[lofty vault]

Yeah I'm trying to mess around with the higher stakes but I don't have them

[lyric karma]

youre right tho

[drowsy rain]

Mark I made a stake

[lost vault]

unlock them

[lost vault]

A STAKE??!

[lofty vault]

I'M TRYING

[rotund igloo]

I believe in you

[drowsy rain]

Yes

[lyric karma]

Yo can do it

[bold crystal]

havent played a stake besides gold or white (for evil naneinf runs) in months

[lost vault]

this is insane

[lofty vault]

Vampires don't like balatro cuz of all the stakes

[lost vault]

we can finally be bees

[lost vault]

then why is there a vampire joker

[river burrow]

ABAHAHAHAHA!!!

[random lark]

maybe you should main red deck and get to gold stake with it

[lost vault]

explain that liberal

[lofty vault]

Is it good

[quaint stag]

misprint and bloodstone fighting over who is the more inconsistent ass joker

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[lofty vault]

I'ma main black stake and get 5 eternal madness

[frank grove]

If I was a vampire scared in a casino I probably would suck on the cards themselves too

[lost vault]

and then the Idol pulls up

[quaint stag]

bloodstone will never be my glorious goat ancient joker

[random lark]

cus that's a balatro vampire, those guys drink card "enhancements" and not blood

[drowsy rain]

8 ball comes in from the top rope and destroys them both

[lost vault]

actually no idol is quite consistent

consistently useless

[lofty vault]

Ancient is good

[lyric karma]

You cant since casino cards dont have enhancements

[lofty vault]

Bring a tarot?

Maybe 2

[quaint stag]

in a game where every joker is some form of situational this joker is somehow the most situational joker to exist which i find really funny

[lyric karma]

Not enough

[random lark]

Seance

[frank grove]

for sure some dumb ass rich casino somewhere has gold foil cards or some bs

[lofty vault]

3 emperor's

[lyric karma]

i would bring my crystal ball to take 3

[terse dock]

Cavendish isnt situational

[lyric karma]

one empress or hierophant and 2 fools

[lost vault]

true true

[lyric karma]

more quantity

[quaint stag]

if i ever go for c++ the only way im using a joker like misprint or seance is if i find them negative

[frank grove]

Cavendish does have a side quest to do though which is part of it but like on its own it’s just 3x with no condition

[drowsy rain]

What if they added a werewolf joker and then the werewolf and the vampire got into a fight

[shell dagger]

It is, what if you have 5 jokers at 4x mult each

[lost vault]

still not situational

[random lark]

or you just have space left in a winning run

[shell dagger]

You’ll find that it isn’t necessary

[lyric karma]

when you select the boss blind one of them is destroyed

[quaint stag]

if you dont count the sometimes hilarious odds of gros michel not expiring yes

[terse dock]

When are you going to

[fringe nebula]

or just carry it like a deadweight while having 3 hardcarry jokers

[quaint stag]

or that yes

[shell dagger]

Endless mode

[lost vault]

get antimatter 4head

[lofty vault]

The casino guy watching me walk in with a drunk man, a telescope and an observatory watching in horror as I set up a particular accelerator and earn more chips than atoms in the universe

[lost vault]

snooze

[random lark]

yes but the "sidequest" is having +15 mult while you find a substitute

[peak blade]

getting so close

[terse dock]

blocked

[ancient gyro]

I wanna try a c++ run against someone to see who can get c++ in the least amount of wins on a selected deck

[lost vault]

in endless mode there is no "situational", there's meta and there's useless

[terse dock]

an unconditional 15 mult might i add

[drowsy rain]

The dealer watching me pull a supernova out my pocket

[frank grove]

Yeah, it does suck really bad when Michel just doesn’t break for 7 antes though

[lyric karma]

How you dare to call the hero of heidelberg a drunk man

[quaint stag]

seeing certificate and hologram is 99% of the time a free win

[lost vault]

you need to know when to withdraw from the cavendish gambit

[lofty vault]

The dealer watching me walk in with merry Andy and a jester's skull

[lost vault]

ante 7 is too late

[random lark]

michel either breaks after 1 round or never breaks and this is another reason why you take speculative dice

[quaint stag]

free seals is just a free win for me tbh

[frank grove]

Eh if I have the free slot and I’m winning I’ll take Michel with me just to see when the banana will break

[random lark]

i'd be surprised if someone didn't win this

[lofty vault]

Perkeo was quite literally famous for drinking more liquor than humanly possible especially cuz he was extremely short

[lost vault]

okay

[lyric karma]

I know

[frank grove]

True dice nana time is fun

[peak blade]

the only jokers i have left to gold sticker: merry andy, flower pot, the two stone jokers, seance, diet cola, the 3oak and straight mult jokers, and the rarest joker in the entire game, sly joker

[lyric karma]

but he got declared hero of his town

[lost vault]

so why cant he be both a hero and a drunkard

[green apex]

well would you look at that

[lyric karma]

Because he doesnt give you a discard

[lost vault]

if perkeo is a DRUNKARD why doesnt he give me +1 DISCARD

[random lark]

looks like a free win

[lost vault]

exokaub that liberas

[green apex]

assuming everything else comes at the right time

[lost vault]

69 lolololol

[fringe nebula]

idk, you could get back to back to back the eye, the needle and the wall

[random lark]

abandoned deck could play straights

[green apex]

rtb scaling?

[ancient gyro]

that doesn't change much

[willow frost]

its green stake nothing is going to happen

[random lark]

use straights when needed, pairs otherwise

[ancient gyro]

rtb isn't an abandoned exclusive joker

[lost vault]

hot take, any deck can play straights

👀

[ancient gyro]

erratic

[random lark]

yes but abandoned can do it better

[lost vault]

erratic can play straights

[serene forge]

I love Cavendish

[fringe nebula]

straight build on erratic lmao

[lost vault]

so can painted

so can red, even

[ancient gyro]

well that depends on how many 5s and 10s erratic has

[drowsy rain]

Tried that the other day, apparently you can’t cash in a human skull if you lose all your chips

[lofty vault]

No yorik

[random lark]

abandoned deck and painted deck seem like the best for straights

[green apex]

aww...

[lost vault]

it is very rare for erratic to fully omit one rank

so its almost always possible

save for that one seed

[willow frost]

pawn brokers will give you two chips

[lost vault]

they sure are

[stark charm]

Erratic is genuinely bum for straight 😭

[lost vault]

yeah

its not good for straights

but it sure can play them

[stark charm]

Straight flush build

[green apex]

omg photograph on abandoned

[stark charm]

Gold stake

[green apex]

my run wins

[stark charm]

On erratic

[midnight talon]

flush is the best hand trust

[ancient gyro]

referring to 5s and 10s specifically as the ranks that have the most cards in between and around to make a straight with regarding various card probabilities on average

[random lark]

pair

[drowsy rain]

I can’t be the only one who takes faceless on abandoned without taking 2 seconds to think about it

[midnight talon]

flush

[green apex]

you're not 💔

[serene forge]

I hate Jupiter

[random lark]

game is more pair coded

[midnight talon]

why

[stark charm]

It is not flush , and it is not even close.

[drowsy rain]

Jupiter simply needs to give more chips

Why does it give the same as a mercury

[quaint stag]

pair and its not close with blue seals

[serene forge]

its bad

[ancient gyro]

black pairless++ is probably going to be a slog if you want to get behind the ideal of playing the game under a supreme handicap

[stark charm]

Blue seal is just overpowered anyways

[quaint stag]

pairs are extremely consistent and easy to scale with blue seals

[quaint stag]

true!

[exotic pike]

i think flushes are the best hand

[midnight talon]

someone understands

[exotic pike]

they are easy and simple and fun and i like them

[stark charm]

But.... Pair is easier

[random lark]

cards themselves give chips and you can deckfix to play flushes every hand

[stark charm]

I mean I do like highcard more

[exotic pike]

flush is better

[drowsy rain]

Yeah that works for any hand

[quaint stag]

flushes are good in early game/if you get like a really good sigil but 5 card hands can be inconsistent to play

[exotic pike]

we can all agree two pair sucks

[willow frost]

i like high card for that exact reason

[drowsy rain]

If you run flushes then jupiter is useless once you have any sort of joker like that

[ancient gyro]

no

[exotic pike]

yes

[green apex]

same

[ancient gyro]

you don't have enough game experience to pitch into this debate

[quaint stag]

this is one of the most hateful images ive ever seen

[terse dock]

Fellas

[willow frost]

perkeo not even close

[exotic pike]

shut up nerd

[random lark]

two pair is literally just "if i get trousers in guess i'll play it"

[exotic pike]

"you dont have enough game experience to pitch into this debate" 🤓 holy reddit

[drowsy rain]

Image was made with pure hate

[green apex]

certificate or burnt for abandoned deck, no blue seals

[terse dock]

reddit isnt good

[stark charm]

Perkeo is a strong first pick with strong economy and tarot you can take other!

[exotic pike]

i know its so funny

[exotic pike]

nor is two pair

[quaint stag]

even if you werent doing naninf runs perkeo lets you deckfix so easily

[lost vault]

jeow

[covert steeple]

Wtf did I come back to

[exotic pike]

pairs and high card are much better

flushes are ok

[green apex]

an argument of best hands/leg jokers

[stark charm]

Yep this hand is so bum who even play this

[ancient gyro]

I mean you can do what I'm doing and try to do a pairless++/gauntlet profile for a silly challenge

[void lintel]

lol

[quaint stag]

jacinthe pfp peak

[lost vault]

this is the most elitist sentence ive heard in a gaming community

[exotic pike]

i kinda wanna tbh

[willow frost]

also you can find the others way easier than you can find perkeo

[ancient gyro]

ik it was mostly satirical lmao

[exotic pike]

but still, suuuuper elitist thing to say

[lost vault]

grah

chat is this backpedal

[ancient gyro]

u fell for it

[exotic pike]

yes

[lost vault]

probably not

[terse dock]

Yeah

[quaint stag]

i think my diiscord is tweaking salsa wont get off my screen

[exotic pike]

i fucking hate two pair

[fringe nebula]

2 pair is fine

[humble gulch]

Who needs mult jokers?

[terse dock]

🫀

[covert steeple]

I enjoy two pair for what it is

[lost vault]

looks inside
4 mult jokers

[ancient gyro]

it's kinda fun so far

[random lark]

guys we fell for the bait

[quaint stag]

holographic mr bones as +mult im crine

[fringe nebula]

holographic from mr bones doing the work

[exotic pike]

ive done that before

super funny

[random lark]

not plasma deck

[lost vault]

the qork

[ancient gyro]

upvotes to the left

[exotic pike]

that was b4 i switched to bus glazing

[drowsy rain]

Schrodinger’s Idiot… or bait

[terse dock]

looks inside

[lost vault]

plasma deck does usually need mult to clear high stakes

[humble gulch]

I'm scoring 200,000 sadly

[terse dock]

5 mult jokers

[humble gulch]

I wanted mrbones to die

[willow frost]

this debate has been locked out until you achieve enough hours!

current hours: 17/12500

[exotic pike]

i had a run with bull, boots and a fuckton of cash once

[quaint stag]

why would you want that

[exotic pike]

super funny

[quaint stag]

the goat will save you

[lost vault]

truth nuke

[green apex]

The Mark on Abandoned Deck 🔥

[random lark]

depends on if you can get a good amount of chips or not, if not then you go xmult

[exotic pike]

they claim to be satirical but it just reeks of backpedalling

[humble gulch]

For an epic finale

[exotic pike]

at least im honest when i ragebait

[terse dock]

Raw Ass

[lost vault]

no shit

[willow frost]

the run is over lmao

[random lark]

paircoded run

[lost vault]

usuallly chips arent enough

[quaint stag]

the run is won

[spark canyon]

i love merry andy so much, makes me do dumb shit like this

[exotic pike]

i had a negative showman yesterday but cold not afford it

[quaint stag]

take goat sharp

[lost vault]

to score 2.4 million

[terse dock]

Im not taking a rental card sharp round 1

[exotic pike]

merry andy + yorick is so good

[terse dock]

Im not suicidal

[fringe nebula]

rental is really bad ante 1 yeah

[terse dock]

Also every run is a paircoded run

[spark canyon]

dreaming of getting that combo eventually

[green apex]

i had a 16x yorick by ante 8

[exotic pike]

im a discard glazer unfortunately (though i will always pick burgular if it shows up bc more econ = yum)

[green apex]

got yorick ante 4

[exotic pike]

i had it quite recently

super fun

[random lark]

merry andy + rebate

[lost vault]

jeow

[quaint stag]

this is gold stake you WILL be broke and you WILL enjoy it

[lost vault]

true nuke

[willow frost]

thats not the play for gold stake lmao

[exotic pike]

rebate deck: every discard gives you $5

[terse dock]

No

[quaint stag]

i love gold stake i love gold stake i love gold stake i love gold stake i love gold stake

[lost vault]

sounds like a skill issue

[covert steeple]

I feel so lost in this convo that Im afraid to say anything

[random lark]

• stm

[lost vault]

false bomb what does stm even do here

[exotic pike]

where is astronmer

[quaint stag]

brokemaxxing 🔥

[willow frost]

is bro vagabond

[quaint stag]

maybe

[random lark]

more discards let you dig for queens

[drowsy rain]

That early game rental red card that puts you on the brink of death and the only thing saving you is skipping both packs and having $0 every round

[exotic pike]

this is

[solemn vault]

I love this game but i'm so bad

[dreamy creek]

blueprint

[lost vault]

and what if rebate selects queens

money important

get any other mult joker

[ancient gyro]

oh its you

[exotic pike]

hello gordon

[lost vault]

but astronomer good though

[quaint stag]

on a canio trib build is highkey insane

[covert steeple]

I mean, we all suck at first. Is this still trying to get your first run win?

[drowsy rain]

Never ask a balatro player if they got astronomer from the shop or from a pack

[random lark]

low chance but if it happens then i guess you're losing money

[lost vault]

or just run a different mult

[lofty vault]

Oh shit it's grimbo this run is gonna go wild

[covert steeple]

I can consistently get to Ante 5 or 6, its literally luck if I get past that

[lost vault]

gotta prioritize the moneys

[humble gulch]

Free win somehow

[solemn vault]

Yes

[lost vault]

"somehow"

[covert steeple]

Nice, Im still trying to win my first

[humble gulch]

Yeah, level 2 pair

[covert steeple]

-# somehow havent done it on Playstation after 3 weeks

[humble gulch]

🥀

[lost vault]

stuntman

[terse dock]

Balatro's on the ps3?

[fringe nebula]

unfortunately, your lack of understanding of how this game works is astonishingly hilarious that i can't comprehend how did you manage to reach to such conclusion

[green apex]

wooo lucky cat

[covert steeple]

Playstation 4 and 5

[green apex]

lets go

[quaint stag]

you gotta look for a decent source of x mult and then just any decent + mult

planet cards are your best bet for + mult obviously but spare trousers is very useful if you can find it for scaling + mult

[lost vault]

can you shur.up man? uugghhh shakes butt

[humble gulch]

I'm getting my mult from a corpse

[lost vault]

/ref

[quaint stag]

on white stake you can get away with a lot of wacky shit like only having +mult

[covert steeple]

The funny thing is I actually get Trousers pretty consistently

[lofty vault]

Holy shit the 1 in a quintillion flower pot use

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[quaint stag]

are you able to buy planets consistently? or no

[lost vault]

and its on full house

[covert steeple]

Like 1 in every 7 or 8 runs is trousers

[lost vault]

dies

[random lark]

what happened to stm run

[covert steeple]

Not really

[lofty vault]

Dead

[lost vault]

stm dont even interact with sock gng

[quaint stag]

hang on i gotta look at what jokers are available from the start

[covert steeple]

I either go for too many Jokers or too many Planets and Arcana packs

I dont know how to find a mix

[random lark]

brain was not working and i typed wrong name

[lofty vault]

Holy shit a shoot the moon

[fervent wolf]

Stencil tagging along for the ride lol

[lofty vault]

WHEEL HIT POLY ON SHOOT THE MOON

[ancient gyro]

ight

[lofty vault]

Always use wheel

[random lark]

so uhh... i wonder what you're duping with perkeo...

[fringe nebula]

sometimes i feel more happier getting foil hit on wheel instead of poly

[green apex]

uhm what

[drowsy rain]

foiled again

[lofty vault]

Hell yeah banner and grimbo

Horrible synergy

[random lark]

paircoded run (every run is paircoded)

[quaint stag]

rn, your best options for x mult would be card sharp or constellation

try to find an econ joker like rebate, gold joker or rocket to fund your planet card spending

also try and buy telescope to guarantee 2 pair scaling

[lofty vault]

I have been paying a lot of pairs

[fringe nebula]

do it

do the thing

[lofty vault]

Did that win or

[fringe nebula]

it did win

[random lark]

this is the most pair run i have ever seen

[ancient gyro]

gee I wonder

[covert steeple]

I mean, my econ management is terrible, so I need to work on that. The x mult is a problem because I usually dont get anything like Card Sharp until Ante 4, and Telescope is either gotten in Ante 1 or past Ante 3

[quaint stag]

as long as you get sharp before like ante 6 you'll be fine

[humble gulch]

Yes

[quaint stag]

as for econ i see a lot of new players do this but for the majority of tags, play each round

most skip tags arent worth taking

[random lark]

we always take ante 1 investment

[quaint stag]

absolutely investment ante 1 is really good

coupon is really good also

[green apex]

DUDE

[random lark]

also if we get a run winning joker but it's perishable we skip to ante 8

[green apex]

3 IMMOLATES THIS SEED, B2B SPECTRALS

[lofty vault]

Dna + blueprint for free pair generation

[covert steeple]

So either Coupon Tag or Investment Tag in Ante 1

[random lark]

i feel like this is for more than just pairs

[lofty vault]

What does coupon do

[quaint stag]

if you have weak jokers the buffoon tag could be useful

[quaint stag]

everything except the voucher next shop is free

[covert steeple]

Like the Mega Buffoon Pack one?

[quaint stag]

yeah

[lofty vault]

Oh yea

[quaint stag]

orbital can be useful if its for your most played hand but its very luck based

[covert steeple]

I really need to start taking notes on this game and what people say is better

[shell dagger]

dont need to ask

[random lark]

is orbital for most played hand a snap take on anaglyph?

[covert steeple]

What's the second one?

[ancient gyro]

waiter waiter more pair slop

[random lark]

blueprint not on card sharp

[quaint stag]

imo yes i think itd probably be a great pick up

[green apex]

after destroying VV's little sibling, VV him/herself came the next ante

[humble gulch]

"Here, win" ahh judgement

[shell dagger]

blueprint is in the right place rn

[quaint stag]

ive still yet to gold stake anaglyph

[quaint stag]

what joker even is that i cant tell

[shell dagger]

marble

[covert steeple]

Ah

[green apex]

i thought it was golden

[quaint stag]

no same

i was so confused

[random lark]

oh ok then

[green apex]

could also be negative golden

looks so similar when taken like this

[serene forge]

I hate Baron

[quaint stag]

blueprint doesnt work with golden but if blueprint was on a golden that would have been way funnier

[random lark]

this run might actually not be paircoded

[fringe nebula]

burnt joker makes everything paircoded tho

[humble gulch]

Heh

[quaint stag]

i mean if it added additional mult that'd be broken but copying holo scoring is great anyways

[ancient gyro]

ok now it's pair slop

[quaint stag]

boot trio incoming 👀

[ancient gyro]

or ox

[humble gulch]

I have three legs

[random lark]

could still potentially be a high card run even though you're probably going pairs

[quaint stag]

pause

[fringe nebula]

w-wha

why did you sell blackboard 😭

[random lark]

for the bit

[ancient gyro]

maybe winning wasn't their objective

[humble gulch]

I have three boots, of course not

[harsh relic]

get one more

[random lark]

1 bull is all it takes for a guaranteed win

[ancient gyro]

o 💔

[humble gulch]

OKAY, MAYBE I AM

[harsh relic]

what is this heaven build 🤯

[green apex]

what sort of build is this 👀

[quaint stag]

PLEASE drop the seed after this cause what 😭

[random lark]

i can see it

[ancient gyro]

makes sense to me

[humble gulch]

Sticker farming

Wheel, why

[random lark]

we move astronomer all the way to the right for maximum mult

[humble gulch]

I know

[random lark]

not like you need it

[humble gulch]

This is just not real

[lofty vault]

Filthy hook targeting my queens when I have shoot the moon mime

[fringe nebula]

do high card

[lofty vault]

It got rid of ALL MY QUEENS

[lofty vault]

I did

It snipped them

Also was messing with my grimbo

[humble gulch]

I didn't reroll, lol

[lofty vault]

The Texan run

[humble gulch]

Texan with three legs

[lofty vault]

That's why you have spare trousers

[twin lantern]

i had a very gay run

[lofty vault]

Wouldn't it be 4 if ones being copied

[humble gulch]

Probably not

[lofty vault]

But the runner and fingers want straights

[twin lantern]

you mean gay runner

look

hes rainbow

[lofty vault]

Running on rainbows

[twin lantern]

literally

two pride themed orders

[lofty vault]

The order is for GAY²

[twin lantern]

lmao

[bold gulch]

Silly Lil plasma dexk

[lofty vault]

Mmmmm rocks

[bold gulch]

Had camper before and sold right before final boss for the blueprint

[twin lantern]

4.5^2 vs 3^2, this is why gays are better than straights

[stark charm]

Skip boss blind for red card value

[lofty vault]

Minus x mult when

[stark charm]

X-10 when the hand contains ace

[twin lantern]

aw yes, negative score

[lofty vault]

Must score negative points to win

[stark charm]

It can flip back up it would be cool

But it does need a lot of joker to functionally be cool

Maybe really powerful negative xmult

[twin lantern]

youd need hundreds of dollars to make it usable

[lofty vault]

-1mult but +1chip joker when

[stark charm]

Plasma deck

[lofty vault]

No it does it once

[green apex]

for sticker farming, is the strat to hop onto anaglyph, takae negative skips and win goldstakes or is there something else thats better

[twin lantern]

why was my win fish reacted

[lofty vault]

My quick reaction is on fish

I double tap a message and it 🐟

[twin lantern]

skill issue

constantly reminding ppl of ur mom is crazy

[strange depot]

i love you ancient jokerino

[stark charm]

Joker idea very sharp card (exotic) :scored chips and mult are added to the last hand type score of the next hand

[twin lantern]

no

thats essentially

^2 a hand

youll hit nan inf faster than the game

with that lol

[stark charm]

That's why you will load talisman

[tranquil oyster]

joker idea card dull: if you play the same hand twice the game resets

[twin lantern]

Joker idea: piss your pants and swear to ur mom to automatically win

^ most balanced idea

[stark charm]

X0.1 mult if played hand has not been played this round

[lofty vault]

I'll do the second half

Joker idea, 🐟

[twin lantern]

youre like 13 dont talk about iran lol

[stark charm]

Joker idea: nuke France (it nuke France)

[twin lantern]

jump is smart

you heard me

ah yes

[lofty vault]

No I'm 18 so you can't be 18

I took it

[twin lantern]

^

racoon is right

youre 13

[lofty vault]

No showman so 18 can't be shared

[stark charm]

I counterclaimed 18

[lofty vault]

Damn it

[stark charm]

Both of them are fake

Lynch them

[twin lantern]

you identify as 42? but are 13, okay im contacting your parents

thats dangerous online

your legal gaurdian

then

[stark charm]

Chill out

[lofty vault]

Lizard, point invaled

[twin lantern]

orphanage

your land lord

excuse me

wtf

why did you say it like that

[exotic pike]

what the fuck

[lofty vault]

I'ma go before I get roped into this

[exotic pike]

whats everyones favourite deck

[lofty vault]

I'm innocent officer I swear it wasn't me

[twin lantern]

im the victim here

[exotic pike]

image not related

ew

[woven spire]

what

[finite heron]

Anything except talking about the game

[drowsy rain]

Lucky at 6x who’s getting executed

[exotic pike]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[stark charm]

Your card is dull

[woven spire]

they are joking

[exotic pike]

o

[woven spire]

not that serious

[finite heron]

Is blackboard really worth it

[exotic pike]

ok fair

[cloud sinew]

i still think its not really something you should joke about in public

[exotic pike]

idk touch jokes r a little weird

but if ur both fine with it then idk

[drowsy rain]

wdym

[twin lantern]

yea

[drowsy rain]

I have no idea that’s why I’m asking

[woven spire]

agreed, not worth pinging mods tho

[finite heron]

Just kill it then

[lofty vault]

Jimbo

[exotic pike]

oke

[stark charm]

I am just making a joke on a very sharp card joker suggestion that was made 10 minutes ago

[exotic pike]

sharp card

[finite heron]

Carp sharp is easier to trigger

Carp sharp lel

[sinful meteor]

me when my carp is sharp

[drowsy rain]

Honestly card sharp might go blackboard is 3x if I don’t fumble the bag

[stark charm]

I am gonna slash you with my card

You are gonna have paper cut

[finite heron]

Both are 3 no?

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[twin lantern]

stacking xmult is king

[drowsy rain]

Yeah but card sharp requires at least one hand of no 3x

[lofty vault]

Flower pot is amazing

[serene forge]

no

[twin lantern]

you wanna try to fit both

[drowsy rain]

and the boss is violet

[sinful meteor]

is golden ticket any better than rebait in any case? besides having retriggers like sock or hack, I don't see how 4 is better than 5

[lofty vault]

Eye upon thee

[cloud sinew]

card sharp is vulnerable to eye and needle and card sharp doesnt work for at least one hand

[stark charm]

Can you wild card it?

[lofty vault]

Yea

[cloud sinew]

retriggers make it better

[lofty vault]

But 1 wild card equals 1 suit

[cloud sinew]

flower pot is one of the worst xmults

[stark charm]

Oh...

[lofty vault]

So you'd need 4 wild cards or a mix of suits and wild cards

[finite heron]

Just get calvendish 💯

[cloud sinew]

3 wilds + any non wild*

[lofty vault]

Boom

[stark charm]

Wild card is kinda bum

[lofty vault]

Dawg

[sinful meteor]

me when my vendish is calv

[finite heron]

I've been mashing high card

[stark charm]

Why did they have to make it be debuffed by most boss blind

[pale wolf]

does anybody see the dude

[lofty vault]

Pair better

[stark charm]

It already has very bum synergy

[finite heron]

Nuh uh

[serene forge]

im shocked this is the hill you're dying on and not baron

[twin lantern]

if you can manage to stack gold cards, like enough to play 2 or 3 a round you might consider ticket over rebait, but thats only really an option with strong tarot gen or midas mask

[cloud sinew]

anecdotes arent enough to convince me

[lofty vault]

It was taken for the foil not cuz it's good

[stark charm]

If you have midas maybe

Rebate it like very powerful

[finite heron]

Does anyone use flush house builds

[royal shale]

I have 81 wins while only playing Flushes and resetting if I can’t so it must be a good strategy!!!

[stark charm]

It is easier to go full flush

[sinful meteor]

trib can do it

[cloud sinew]

yes

[lofty vault]

How many times did you reset

[twin lantern]

very rarely, but its a good choice

[stark charm]

Ya know flush five

[royal shale]

doesn’t matter it worked 81 times :)

[cloud sinew]

that's not a tracked stat so they dont know

[sinful meteor]

if I have multiple idols do they all fall on the same card? or is it possible for them to fall on different cards

[finite heron]

Plasma deck made me insensitive to any other deck

[cloud sinew]

they all fall on the same card

[lofty vault]

Count

[sinful meteor]

type shit

[finite heron]

💀

[lofty vault]

Shit

[sinful meteor]

Shit

[cloud sinew]

plasma deck my hatred

[lofty vault]

Guys the breaker fluid is in sale do I get some

[stark charm]

Joker idea(rare) : burning joker when selecting a blind burn all joker (self included) and create burnt joker equal to joker destroyed

[serene forge]

flush is trash

[finite heron]

Why can you win first blind with 3ok with plasma

[serene forge]

you could call it

flash

[royal shale]

Truke

[lofty vault]

What does breaker fluid do btw

[serene forge]

Remove Plasma Deck

[stark charm]

Don't you wanna have 5 burnt joker?

[finite heron]

Flush is alright

[finite heron]

Add another plasma deck

[royal shale]

It helps your car, it’s like blinker fluid

[finite heron]

2 plasma decks

[lofty vault]

Flush is the damn I don't have anything good play

[drowsy rain]

Chat does this win

[royal shale]

it’s fluid for your car

[stark charm]

Flush is an early game and a full house is still better

[lofty vault]

I have no car

[serene forge]

full hourse is the worst hand in the game

[cloud sinew]

i think flush five is worse

[royal shale]

idk Strush is pretty bad

[coral nova]

Try it and find out

[cloud sinew]

and straight flush, true

[lofty vault]

Flush house sucks

[finite heron]

I like playing one of a kind

[serene forge]

perhaps

[lofty vault]

Three of a kind is where it's at cuz half Jimbo

[serene forge]

thats a pair joker

[cloud sinew]

half joker is a pair joker

[finite heron]

Jimbo is a joker

[lofty vault]

Joker is a pair half

[drowsy rain]

No way

[finite heron]

Jimbo reaching adult hood

[lofty vault]

No

Jimbo is Jimbo

[drowsy rain]

Proud father and their child

[lofty vault]

Joker is Jimbo

[lofty vault]

Did you take em

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[finite heron]

I love bloodstone

Gamble²

[lofty vault]

Dna is amazing

[stark charm]

I have a good card edition idea : erratic -> suit and rank change randomly every round x1.15 to x1.35 to chip or mult when scored

[finite heron]

Untill nothing good in hand

[stark charm]

It would be so fun

[lofty vault]

Make so much good in hand that pulling something bad is impossible

[finite heron]

I disagree

[stark charm]

Maybe it is too bad

[finite heron]

I haven't rolled a chariot in 9 anyes

[stark charm]

I have a good card edition idea : erratic -> suit and rank change randomly every round x1.5 to x2 to chip or mult when scored

[lofty vault]

10

[drowsy rain]

Agree is not gonna be very happy about that

[lofty vault]

Gotta take the 2 back in time vouchers

[stark charm]

So it is better polychrome

[serene forge]

dna is the most overrated load of crap ever

[stark charm]

But deck fixing...

[finite heron]

I have a disliking for baseball card

It always exist when I don't need it

Especially on a rare skip

[drowsy rain]

At least it’s not obelisk

[finite heron]

Rather neither

[serene forge]

dna is terrible deckfixing

[serene forge]

is there a problem

[finite heron]

Yes

[serene forge]

what's the problem

[finite heron]

Me

[serene forge]

wow

[finite heron]

Fix my hatred

I want to mash everything if I see one more baseball card instead of a blue print or a brainstorm

[serene forge]

you took a rare tag not a blueprint tag

can't get mad when the thing does what it says on the tin

[finite heron]

Can I unobtain baseball card to make my life easier

[drowsy rain]

That shit should tell you what joker you get

so lame

[safe flower]

I would love to do an analysis of roffle videos and examine them based on length - like how much did the boss reroll voucher extend the video, how much did getting blueprint, how much did pulling polychrome

[serene forge]

it does

when you go to the shop

[serene forge]

why

its a good jonkler

[drowsy rain]

You 100% know what I’m saying

don’t be like that

[finite heron]

I don't like it when I get it as my first joker

[serene forge]

i thought yall loved gambling so much though

what changed

[finite heron]

It does nothing untill I get like 4 more mid jokers

[serene forge]

then don't take rare tags

[frank notch]

its called a gamble

[serene forge]

most rares are bad early on

[finite heron]

I need to gamble

So keep the baseball card actually

[serene forge]

then don't complain when you keep losing

[finite heron]

LET IT RIDE

[finite heron]

Exactly

[drowsy rain]

Rare joker is different, and even then I would love if they told you what negative joker you got despite me loving to take that tag

in anaglyph

[stark karma]

vagabond would like to have a word

[serene forge]

i said most

[stark karma]

obelisk is nice to have early too

[serene forge]

people taking rare tags are never gonna get value out of vagabond anyways

[stark karma]

lmao

[serene forge]

i mean kinda

I was thinking burned joker

[stark karma]

BUNRT

[woven spire]

burnt is so good early

[finite heron]

Nvm there is worse things in life

[woven spire]

prolly the best early rare

[serene forge]

I love Burned Joker

[serene forge]

duo is good

[worn wharf]

Could anyone tell me what tag im missing? I cant figure it out

[finite heron]

I'm on plasma

[serene forge]

also why are you skipping on plasma thats literally the easiest early game

[drowsy rain]

rare joker

skip

[serene forge]

so what

[frank notch]

rare joker

[drowsy rain]

It’s the uncommon one but red

[worn wharf]

okayyy thank you!!

[finite heron]

I think mult isn't good early on and when it's good x2 is irrelevant

[serene forge]

probably not a great idea to skip for the tag that contains the most xmult jokers then

[finite heron]

I need that 2 in 12 chance

It exists

[woven spire]

skipping just for the chance of a copy joker 🫩

[serene forge]

damn I remember seeing someone before saying their strategy for c++ is to skip for rare tags on plasma to get wee joker

🐴

[drowsy rain]

Is there a +mult rare joker? I can’t remember off the top of my head

Ok that makes sense

[woven spire]

burnt is the closest to that ig

[drowsy rain]

Even then burnt used to be uncommon

[woven spire]

crazy

[finite heron]

I've been throwing games like crazy

[karmic garnet]

Why every time I get canio I get no way to destroy cards

LIKE WHY BRO

[finite heron]

The needle is evil

[finite heron]

So true

[left juniper]

It's like how when you pick up Glass Joker your glass cards become indestructable

[finite heron]

Trading card is my go to lowkey

[woven spire]

the eye is worse

[finite heron]

Why

[karmic garnet]

Perkeo has yet to even show himself

[finite heron]

I rolled perkeo twice yesterday

[serene forge]

roll more

[karmic garnet]

It feels as if the game is fucking with me

[woven spire]

it’s basically the needle with the normal boss requirement

[finite heron]

True

[finite heron]

What if ante 8+ has double bosses that stacks 2 boss blinds

[karmic garnet]

How about no

[finite heron]

Evil blinds that kill you

[finite heron]

How about yes

[abstract oyster]

No

[karmic garnet]

We already got that

[serene forge]

ascension 20 in balatro holy hell

[cloud sinew]

blue stake making ante 8 have two showdown bosses would be interesting

where the big blind is a showdown blind

[hardy horizon]

I was being baited

[echo sphinx]

imo it should be a challenge deck "Boss Rush"

[finite heron]

FEEL THE TEMPTATION

[hardy horizon]

Lk that would be sick as hell

[hardy horizon]

First one was before ante 6 second one in 7 third one in 9 💀

[finite heron]

Would it be possible to beat every single boss at the same time

[echo sphinx]

no shot

[finite heron]

I mean just a regular build with mult chips and xmult would work

I think

[echo sphinx]

verdant+thewall with only 1 blind 0 discards, blindfolded and the entire deck disabled

[finite heron]

LOL

Don't forget jokers are flipped

And shuffled

[echo sphinx]

and u have to sell one

wait no it maesk no difference

[finite heron]

I wanna see that

[cloud sinew]

it would be possible, but it would be very unlikely

[drowsy rain]

You would need the greatest joker lineup of all time that would work if any of the four jokers worked and you could play a high card into violet vessel

[abstract oyster]

Every card will be disable anyway

[finite heron]

What would Violet vessel and the wall do

At the same time

Does it multiply

[cloud sinew]

just multiply together

[finite heron]

Or +

[echo sphinx]

just a massive 24x blind

[finite heron]

Score 48 million

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[drowsy rain]

Does my eggswash build win?

[echo sphinx]

the what build

oh

swash

[cosmic sun]

Cat was actually doing work here, no retriggers btw.

[echo sphinx]

if it could scale to 48 million (and sell the right thing) then ye

and also pray to god crimson doesn't disable it anyway

[cloud sinew]

48 million?

why would it be 48 million

it would just be 2x vessel's score

[echo sphinx]

i thought u sed multiply together

so i multiply wall violet

[cloud sinew]

wall is 4x base, vessel is 6x base, so it's 24x base

ante 8 base is 100,000, so it would be 2.4m

[dire crater]

look at my deck

i call it kindergarden

or babysitting

[abstract oyster]

I see

Pants!

[tranquil oasis]

I sold a blueprint because I was ending a run early

[echo sphinx]

my math isnt mathing

also i math on purple+ stake with 400000 by ante 8

[tranquil oasis]

next shop I get a cavendish

[echo sphinx]

so that'll probably be 9.6 mil

[cloud sinew]

what

ante 8 base at purple stake is 200,000

the "base" is the small blind btw

small blind is 1x base, big blind is 1.5x base, boss is 2x base (normally)

[echo sphinx]

(which pne scales the blinds the se,ond time)

[cloud sinew]

vessel is 6x base, so it's 1.2m at purple stake.
4x base on top from wall makes that 4.8m

[true pewter]

pretty tasty black gold run (vagabond was a judgment)

[echo sphinx]

ic

[abstract oyster]

That's why is 1.2 million
200k×6

[cloud sinew]

you can see the multiplier in game if you go to blinds

needle is 1x base, wall is 4x base, vessel is 6x base, all other bosses are 2x base

[lofty vault]

Lowkey pair build coded

[fiery nymph]

bbc is very strong

[twin lantern]

i love this man

where does he live imma marry him

[abstract oyster]

I never won a run with jimbo

[twin lantern]

thats fine

itll happen

[sacred maple]

Does winning a run with jimbo do something

[twin lantern]

no

[sacred maple]

Lame

[fiery nymph]

makes the win screen look cooler

[abstract oyster]

Give it a sticker

[finite heron]

How many negative jimbos to Nan inf

[abstract oyster]

A lot

[twin lantern]

nan inf

[sacred maple]

I expected something cooler like jimbo sequel 2

[lofty vault]

The bus joker says where

[twin lantern]

i dont wanna marry thunk

[lofty vault]

Depends

[finite heron]

Naan inf

[abstract oyster]

Idk probably i never won with him

[hollow prairie]

hey guys looks inside

[lofty vault]

I've won on black stakes with Jimbo

Cuz he was negative I decided yeah sure why not

Now whenever I die I have a Jimbo with a sticker mocking me

[twin lantern]

jimbo is all u need to live antes 1 and 2

[finite heron]

I should use less wraiths

[sterile quartz]

lol

[lofty vault]

The gambler

[finite heron]

I think I hit 3 wraiths

That I liked

[twin lantern]

so hes a strong early game pick up bc he gives you a whole ante of survivability for $2

jimbo actually not bad

[finite heron]

Untill it's bad

[lofty vault]

You can lose like 20 bucks but might get hit the road

[finite heron]

I use wraith for fun

[twin lantern]

nah

[lofty vault]

Although if you are in debt then the ox and wraith are good

It sets money to 0

[twin lantern]

you dont need all 5joker slots normally

[lofty vault]

Are you gonna sell that blueprint or

[finite heron]

Eternal perishable jokers

[fiery nymph]

Raghhhhh bbc stickered

[finite heron]

And you can now get eternal perishable jokers from judgements

[lofty vault]

Did it win

[finite heron]

Souls now can be eternal and perishable

[pallid mesa]

yes

[fiery nymph]

i love baseball card

[hollow prairie]

jonkler

[lofty vault]

Ah hell yeah a mercury best planet in the game

Pair build

[twin lantern]

ppl be like "what this seed is crazy" and itll have the most basic bitch jokers ever

[ancient gyro]

whatever helps you sleep at night

[pallid mesa]

we stan pair build

[dire crater]

legendary on ante 12 trust

[finite heron]

Worst line up of all time

[twin lantern]

show me seeds that win in weird ways

or are uniquely hard

[ancient gyro]

i have a library

[hollow prairie]

give me your seed

[twin lantern]

share!

[lyric karma]

What the hell are those joker sprites

Love it

[fringe nebula]

6AW1KYQM, yellow deck gold stake

hi i lost my 6 winstreak please teach

[pallid mesa]

"give me an erratic deck seed"
"and hold the five of a kind"
"and hold the flush house"
"hey guys! this kid wants an erratic deck seed with nothing!"

[lyric karma]

Lets see

[finite heron]

Sometimes if I don't like a run I sell everything to anhk the Blueprint and spend all my money

[lofty vault]

Pair build in a runner run

[dire crater]

joker babys and brainstorm

[ancient gyro]

this one was deceptively hard to pilot iirc

[lofty vault]

Oooo half that's definitely pair build material

[fringe nebula]

that is fine, runner at 120-150 is usually enough

[pallid mesa]

jokerless and golden needle will be the end of me

[lofty vault]

At 90

[pallid mesa]

1200 joker stickers is easier than that

[lofty vault]

The straights are avoiding me

[finite heron]

G l a s s

[lofty vault]

Good I don't like straight people anyways

[finite heron]

P o l y c h r o m e

R e d s e a l

[lofty vault]

I have yet to unlock joker less and gold needle

[twin lantern]

redseal poly are lame

2.25x

ew

glass poly

thats 3x

[finite heron]

19 whole challenges

[finite heron]

How do you beat jokerless otherwise

[ancient gyro]

u can just search any of my pictures I've sent here

[pallid mesa]

hc steel red seal?

like there's 2 ways to do jokerless

[twin lantern]

you can win jokerless without polychrome or redseals

actually

[finite heron]

Yeah but like isn't that harder

[pallid mesa]

something something planets idk

[finite heron]

DOUBLE BARON ON ABANDONED

Never seen before tech

[lofty vault]

Is this pair coded?

[twin lantern]

you can actually win with just straight scaling if u can get blueseals in hand

[iron vigil]

type of run doc would naneinf with

[pallid mesa]

get lucky with telescope amd observatory or smth

[lofty vault]

I saw an ankh I saw half joker I decided 2 half jokers makes a full joker so I copied it

[dire crater]

fuvk

[pallid mesa]

pchad vs. straight +40 mult you gotta pick one bro

[finite heron]

Sometimes I forget what jokers I have and start discarding everything

[fringe nebula]

i think i understand my mistake now

[fiery nymph]

💔

[finite heron]

Why are you running 3 wees on ghost deck

[dire crater]

never trust baby joker, and his twin brother, and the other twin brother

[fiery nymph]

never trust ur playstyle