🕹・game-discussion

[wanton oracle]

Zodiac

[sullen aspen]

painted is fun

[honest latch]

erratic

[sullen aspen]

and not let anybody tell u otherwise

🐺

[woven spire]

everyone is saying a different one

help

[wanton oracle]

They're snails

So you're going zodiac

[woven spire]

fair enough

[stone shell]

zodiac

[lost vault]

wjat if there was a joker that gave you money for every money it has previously given you

[sullen aspen]

what?

[wanton oracle]

That's fibonacci money

[woven spire]

now i gotta get used to face cards again

[honest latch]

based idea

add it to the game

[sullen aspen]

ew why does ur game look like that

[lost vault]

:3c

[woven spire]

ey i like it😞

[honest latch]

what if there was a joker that gave you 100 chips for every 100 chips you have. and it will repeat for added 100 chips if theres extra at the end of the hand.

[vestal copper]

so 2x chips?

[wanton oracle]

Join the dev team of cryptid

[vestal copper]

real

[honest latch]

are the devs in the server

[wanton oracle]

Idk

I'm in the cryptid discord tho

[lost vault]

cryptid has much stronger jokers

[honest latch]

cryptid joker idea

[wanton oracle]

Yeah

[honest latch]

what if there was a joker that

ended game instantly when you use a 2 or a 9

[wanton oracle]

Sure you lose when you play a 2

[woven spire]

chat if i want to try debug, do i gotta do it in another profile to get achievements in my main one?

[vestal copper]

wee joker crying

[quartz cipher]

bru im so bad

[fringe nebula]

let's see

[wanton oracle]

I once completed all challenges with some qol mods on and it didn't gave me the steam achievement do what you want with that knowledge

[lost vault]

cryptid joker idea

what if there was a joker

[quartz cipher]

im so bad

[wanton oracle]

Then I got frustrated and opened a new save file

[proper pollen]

what if there was a joker that was good

[lost vault]

that spawned 1 million exotic jokers when bought

[proper pollen]

shiiit thats good

[lost vault]

the downside is that it obliterates your game

[honest latch]

extinction consumable spectral card. gets rid of all your face cards, kills your dog in real life and then gives all your cards an extra 1+ chip bonus

[proper pollen]

thats really on point for cryptid though

[wanton oracle]

What if I don't have a dog

[honest latch]

quantum timeline mechanics or something

changes the timeline so you had a dog you deeply cared for

how it feels to get bad rng

[wanton oracle]

Oh wow a technology that can affect alternate realities are used in a deck building roguelike mod, that's the perfect use for it

[lost vault]

this is 2 pixels

[honest latch]

joker that gives 50x mult for every single card in your deck but in order for it to work every round you have to kill

one twitch streamer

[wanton oracle]

I'm killing roffle

[fringe nebula]

?

[vale widget]

Who tf picks eternal delayed grat when blind

[fringe nebula]

me

[vale widget]

Why would you even

[fringe nebula]

jumpstart in econ is important y'know

even better

[honest latch]

how and where

and when

[vale widget]

Ok but 4$ inconsistently isn't nearly enough

[wanton oracle]

Nice try, fbi

[vale widget]

Also uhm how many levels have you got on pairs

[wanton oracle]

Not too inconsistent when you have a foil supernova

[honest latch]

im australian thank you. i work for the asio

[stone shell]

im assuming you picked up grat after the foil supernova

i most likely wouldn't in a blind run but thats interesting

[fringe nebula]

still level 1 but got square

[fringe nebula]

no i took delgrat ante 1

[stone shell]

that is

wow

[gusty vapor]

If a joker shows up in shop with a tag like perish etc, will the next time it shows up also have the same tag?

[harsh relic]

no

[gusty vapor]

Or is it random both times

[fringe nebula]

see? it paid off

[stone shell]

unrelated events

[fringe nebula]

trust me

[gusty vapor]

Great thanks

[vale widget]

Unironically picking up square joker

[fringe nebula]

how is this seed unbeatable lollllllll

[vale widget]

Ok but fr that delayed when blind is insane

[vale widget]

Didn't get to ante 4 idk

[honest latch]

how it feels to try to do another run after you had the worst fucking death of all time

[fervent plover]

wht do u guys think?

[wanton oracle]

Square joker is like the most useful scaling chips

[fervent plover]

wasnt there an achievement for winning a run with only 4 jokers?

do u think its possible?

[wanton oracle]

Unlock for invisible

[cursive crater]

of course

[wanton oracle]

Its for sure possible

[stone shell]

painted deck no negatives

[fringe nebula]

also, i took eternal delgrat because i had perishable half joker before

so it's guaranteed value

[fervent plover]

oh i have invisible

[stone shell]

okay that makes a LOT more sense

[vale widget]

There was no perishable half joker in the early shops

Or am I tripping

[stone shell]

did you check buffoon

[fringe nebula]

huh?

[vale widget]

No I don't buy before 25$

[cursive crater]

now do the 20th challenge

[fringe nebula]

LOL

[fervent plover]

hehe, jokes on u. i only have 4 unlocked

[fringe nebula]

no wonder why you died

[stone shell]

interest is valuable but living is more valuable

[vale widget]

I mean that's just

Not buying anything in ante 1

Lol

[cursive crater]

you can check it on a different profile with everything unlocked

[wanton oracle]

I get not buying Arcana and celestial before 25$ but like

Others are too valuable

[cursive crater]

i always get buffon packs even if im flat broke lowkey

[cursive crater]

buffoon*

[vale widget]

Early buffoon packs always mess up my runs

[weary depot]

unexpected run

[honest latch]

new rule

never take a buffoon pack ever

[echo sphinx]

u will never know if the next pack contains a negatiev Blueprint

[stone shell]

buying and finding a scoring joker in ante 1 IS econ actually via saving hands

doc's assessment and i believe it

[honest latch]

asking chatgpt hold on

okay the chance is 0.0000075

[vale widget]

I lose like 30% of the times I buy an ante 1 buffoon

Even worse if it's round 1

[honest latch]

or 3/400,000

[echo sphinx]

round 1 loss should be fine

[stone shell]

i feel like some sort of issue here is happening with your play then 😭

[vale widget]

No it isn't? Losing round 1 or in the final boss is the same lmfao

[stone shell]

also winning the other 70% is a fine deal to me

[fringe nebula]

??????????????????????

[echo sphinx]

99% of gamblers concede before getting the 3/400,000

[lost vault]

puee

purr

[honest latch]

NEVER STOP GAMBLING /j

[stone shell]

something is going awry in his play 😭

[lost vault]

gang you know calculators exist right

[honest latch]

yes

[lost vault]

😭

[proper pollen]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1478742266062438400 can someone look over my suggestion

[vale widget]

No, buying a 4$ pack that will always contain some shit like square joker or credit card when you have 7$ or less is kinda shit lmfao

[stone shell]

square joker lowk is a good pick up

[proper pollen]

dat ante 1 credit card goes crzy 🔥

[lost vault]

sqaure joker is good

gang

[gentle basalt]

You have > 70% winrate?

[vale widget]

It is but not in ante 1

[stone shell]

sets up for future lobotomy prospects

[lost vault]

ante 1 credit card suckzz

[vale widget]

Credit card always sucks lmfao

[honest latch]

confession i really want to kill the square jimbo

[lost vault]

it is a good ante 1 pickup

[vale widget]

For what exactly

[lost vault]

i have won multiple runs with an early square

[vale widget]

It slows down your economy so much

[lost vault]

you get more time to scale it for midgame

[stone shell]

no im not that good of a player but most of my runs at least live until like ante 5

[gentle basalt]

Square joker is very good...

[honest latch]

does this guy not look like a punchable douche to you

[lost vault]

yea no youre crazy ngl

[gentle basalt]

But they just said they lose 30% of runs, didnt say where

[vale widget]

All of my runs get to ante 5 that's why I was calling that seed unbeatable

[stone shell]

by the time i lose i can tell what my mistake was tho

[vale widget]

^ also this you can't convince me an ante 1 square is good

[turbid dove]

Idk man i dont use it

[stone shell]

im good in retrospect but not in the moment

[lost vault]

okay then i wont try

[gentle basalt]

You dont have to grow it from the time you get it

Its just a good long term plan

[lost vault]

if you dont wanna take an early square, dont

doesnt affect me

imo its better than not taking it because you cant guarantee it will show up later

[fervent plover]

do u guys think i can go any higher?

[vale widget]

Vro that doesn't matter, I'm saying you that it slows down your economy so much to get him early

[stone shell]

ante 12 is your hard limit unless you get glass and stuff

[harsh relic]

Square joker shit 😭😭🥀🥀

[lost vault]

scoring jokers make it easier to win which speeds up your economy

[harsh relic]

hell na

[vale widget]

Negative eternal blueprint trust me

[gentle basalt]

How does it slow down your economy??

[vale widget]

Square joker isn't a scoring joker until you scale it

[stone shell]

lose money for 4 chips per hand

[lost vault]

cuz it costs money 🤯

[woven spire]

duh

[lost vault]

and you can scale it easily

[gentle basalt]

He talked about finding it in a buffoon though

[lost vault]

i dont seee a problem

[vale widget]

Do you not understand how interest works?

[lost vault]

true

[woven spire]

“squimbo doesn’t score until you scale it”

DUH

[echo sphinx]

what would u do here

a: safe and go for pair joker
b: saturn
c: gamble

[woven spire]

gamble

[lost vault]

guys green joker doesnt score until you play a hand

[echo sphinx]

u damn right we gamblin

[vale widget]

Are you like

[woven spire]

WHATT

[warped moth]

Gamble

[vale widget]

Slow in the head

[stone shell]

would you have played a non winning hand if you didnt have square joker

[tepid lava]

nice casual run

[lost vault]

dont be unecessarily rude, its against the ules

[wanton oracle]

Take superposition

[lost vault]

:4

:3

[warped moth]

Gamble will probably pay off 😌

[stone shell]

if yes might as well scale him

[echo sphinx]

too late

[vale widget]

Ok but

[lapis lion]

Am I allowed to make a suggestion thread where I compile all the suggestions I make there instead of filling the forum???

[lost vault]

probably

[echo sphinx]

second shop
what would u do here

a: safe and go for Ace joker (scholar)
b: get the Castle to scale
c: gamble
d: just dont and pray u get good hands

[vale widget]

If I exit shop 1 with 3$ cuz I got square joker it will only make me lose money

[stone shell]

several people have

[vale widget]

But w/e

[lapis lion]

No no not like sheet suggestions

[vale widget]

Just keep your money

[lapis lion]

More like, dedicated to just one person and not a whole group

[lost vault]

okay but isnt it better than skipping the buffoon pack that you were complaining about findinf it in

[warped moth]

Scholar
Since you alr have chad that can give you a solid early game

[vale widget]

No?

[echo sphinx]

its black deck i dont trust that one bit

[warped moth]

You can keep money after that

[stone shell]

shut up and take scholar

[lost vault]

how??

[echo sphinx]

fric

[lost vault]

skipping packs doesnt like

give you money back

you get nothing

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[echo sphinx]

damn i dont get to gamble

[echo sphinx]

morning mate

[stone shell]

hes saying square joker from buffoon pack and 3$ is worse than $7 going into the blind

[wanton oracle]

Skill issue

[vale widget]

You don't buy it in the first place?

[warped moth]

Hello very gay lesbian Hornet

[gentle basalt]

Idk what deck you are playing
But its almost never advised to not buy something in shop 1

[serene forge]

thats not possible

[gentle basalt]

Exception is mainly plasma and checkered (maybe abandoned)

[serene forge]

you get 4 dollars from winning a big blind

[lost vault]

dont buy the pack? but why

its a good move

[honest latch]

this is 100% seeds given by chatgpt

[stone flume]

Do I sell brainstorm here?

[echo sphinx]

always buy, always good

[serene forge]

sell boots

[echo sphinx]

what is bootstraps doing here gang

[smoky niche]

i mean if the first shop jokers are already pretty good the pack isnt necessary

[lost vault]

gang....

[vale widget]

Play without money then ig

[honest latch]

yes

[stone shell]

sell boots

[wanton oracle]

Boot

[serene forge]

I hate Bootstraps

[lost vault]

no shit

[echo sphinx]

id take -$1 over failing 1/2 runs

also

[fringe nebula]

i just came back and see this monstrosity of a take what the fuck

[warped moth]

My goat 🙏

[wanton oracle]

You hate bloodstone

[echo sphinx]

99% of gamblers quit before getting a Negative Blueprint (3/400000)

[stone shell]

I KNOW RIGHT

[smoky niche]

tbf idk what the other guy is saying

[stone flume]

Without boots won’t I have no mult? Or does planet cards cover + mult with that much xmult on jokers

[tepid lava]

yeah sell boot and let us know what you got

[smoky niche]

its 50 50

[stone shell]

im pretty sure photochad already covers your mult

[wanton oracle]

Photo triggers before boot

[echo sphinx]

the mult procs after the photo so itll add basically nothing

[stone shell]

unless the situation is THAT bad planets wise

[echo sphinx]

i like your thinking

[stone flume]

Ahhh interesting, I’m doing fairly well on planets thanks everyone ❤️

[vale widget]

....no it's just math dude

[lost vault]

copy photograph with your jokers

[warped moth]

It either happens or it doesn't

[fervent plover]

bruuh!!!!

[lost vault]

square joker does not cost any money past the initial 4 you spend on it

[stone shell]

they're talking about the interest snowball and hands for the chips i suppose but like

[lapis lion]

hear me out joker that lets you go into infinite debt but reduces your hand size by 1 for every 10$ of debt and you cannot buy anything if your hand size reaches 1

[wanton oracle]

It costs hands to scale

[echo sphinx]

congratz gang we're on shop 2

what would u do here

a: farm interest
b: spare trousers
c: ... (Other)

[lapis lion]

a

[stone flume]

I got triboulet after selling boots if anyone is curious 😋

[knotty zodiac]

and all the accumulated interest

but still worth buying

[echo sphinx]

that's like saying supernova is bad cuz it costs hands to scale

[fringe nebula]

sell scholar and take both

jk

[lost vault]

you arent required to play extra hands though thats just something you CAN do

[warped moth]

Sounds like a challenge

[lapis lion]

i don't really look into challenges

[serene forge]

taking the money hit from using hands early to scale square is good because then you actually have scoring later and won't waste money later due to having weak scoring and needing so many hands to win

[stone shell]

pants and next round here tbh

[manic talon]

move aside photochad, Idolchad is here to be a worse version of you (atleast its 1.5X mult)

[serene forge]

and if your econ is really bad you also have the choice to just win faster

[fringe nebula]

that's literally the entire point of scaling jokers like bus/green joker etc

wdym??

[lost vault]

money dont matter if youre dead

[vale widget]

It does, cuz not getting interest is less money.
You don't get the 1 dollar from round 2
You get into shop 2 with 9$ so you get 1 less dollar from round 3 which in turn makes you get another less dollar from interest
That's a 7 dollar square joker in the early game

[lapis lion]

wtf is a idolchad

[warped moth]

No I mean like, it sounds like it could work as a challenge

[wanton oracle]

I'm not saying square joker is bad but you do give potential money to scale it. Is it worth it, yes. But you can't say "it doesn't cost more than the initial price"

[lost vault]

wow 1 dollar

[vale widget]

Ok you're ragebaiting haha

[gentle basalt]

You choose not to scale it till you stabilize with a decent +mult joker

[spring minnow]

what qol mods are must-have for modded balatro?

[lost vault]

sure tell yourself that

[viral raft]

Greetings

[viral raft]

Who are you folks going?

[echo sphinx]

2/10 ragebait

[lost vault]

im not reallu bothered with this argument anyway

[twin rune]

I dunno, my pretty extensive list of shop 1 square joker wins may disagree with the notion that the money sunk into it is devastating...

[edgy stone]

I need advices for Royalty Card

[lost vault]

like i said

[fringe nebula]

your main source of income shouldn't be from beating the blinds with less hands 😭

[lost vault]

dont like square joker? dont take it

[lapis lion]

wee joker is better than square anyways

[lost vault]

its a good joker

[serene forge]

I love Square Joker

[stone shell]

i just think of square joker as delaying my interest buildup by 1 round

[lost vault]

scaling jokers are better the earlier you get them

its easy math really

[stone shell]

but if sqoker makes me survive more rounds then thats just money and life positive

[lapis lion]

Wee joker is CRACKED if you have replay jokers

[fringe nebula]

@vale widget THIS is how you earn money

not from having leftover hands

[echo sphinx]

no its worse cuz u give up potential hands to play a bunch of weak 2s
||(satire)||

[lost vault]

7 dollar square? sounds worth, better than dying to having no good chips source

[viral raft]

Sure

[vale widget]

I... Know?

[echo sphinx]

AND its a rare
how can it better than square joker

[stone shell]

read this as better than dying to seance 😭

[viral raft]

Square isn't the best but any scaling joker is good, is decent in early run and great in late

[vale widget]

Which isn't what I said?

Can you read

[smoky niche]

square is good late?

[lost vault]

"any scailng joker is good"
the nefarious fortune teller:

[lapis lion]

would you rather

• only be able to use hands that contain flushes
  OR
• only be able to use hands that contain pairs

[vale widget]

I'm talking about interest which IS your main source of income early game

[lost vault]

me when the scaling joker scales

[knotty zodiac]

square is fantastic. it's a mercury worth of scaling every round...

[stone shell]

pairs easily

[wanton oracle]

What the fuck does this supposed to prove?

[smoky niche]

oh i read it as its good when it shows up late mb

[echo sphinx]

square at late is around 400 chips
me when scaling joker scales

[edgy stone]

Throwback is good

[smoky niche]

misunderstood it

[fringe nebula]

scaling square is bigger priority tho

wdym

[lost vault]

what no my main source of income early game is blind rewards

[lost vault]

false bomb

[stone shell]

vagabond fortune teller is goated

[lapis lion]

would you rather have square ante 1 or wee ante 2

[echo sphinx]

what is this take bro 😭

[vale widget]

Me when I have no jokers and 17$ ante 3 but at least my square joker is giving me 49 chips

[lost vault]

okay but thats a specific joker combo

doesnt make the joker good

[viral raft]

That you lost your money because of hands wasted on square, yes, but you can still gain money even with "bad" money jokers

[echo sphinx]

forget white chipped mindset
hes not even playing the game

[fringe nebula]

that's my daily dose of white staker take

[lost vault]

"no jokers"
looks inside
square joker

[lapis lion]

i would rather just use hanging chad for chips

[lost vault]

square cant even give 49 chips

[knotty zodiac]

fortune teller/purple seal is fine too

[lost vault]

clearly you cant do "simple math"

[vale widget]

I misclicked

[lost vault]

oh

oopsies

[stone shell]

lowk the 48 chips is cooking

[vale widget]

But I don't expect you to understand that dw

[smoky niche]

they actually give you the 1 chip when you play 4.5 cards

[viral raft]

"No jokers" "at least my square joker" 😭

[lapis lion]

It can if you balatro hard enough

square joker or foil 🤔

[viral raft]

Foil is underrated

[lost vault]

how tf am i supposed to know you mistyped im not watching you type 😭

[stone shell]

in a vacuum foil

[fringe nebula]

dude please actually understand the game you buffoon

[vale widget]

...I have completionist++

[wanton oracle]

You already shouldn't use all hands to scale it without proper interest

[echo sphinx]

would u take it

a: yes, there's an hidden immolate there
b: no. just scale the pant

[stone shell]

that's rude to the ante 1 buffoon pack

[smoky niche]

the number they typed wasnt even relevant anyway

[lost vault]

it wqsnt

[stone shell]

scale da pants

[lapis lion]

completionist +++ where you have to beat every challenge deck with every joker

[knotty zodiac]

pants

[lost vault]

i just thought it was funnny

[wanton oracle]

Bram poker or smth idk

[lost vault]

c++ user doesnt kow the value of scaling jokers this is crazy

[fringe nebula]

i have done c++ twice but that means nothing if i don't even know how to do optimal plays

[stone shell]

i dont even have completionists but these takes are worse than mine

[echo sphinx]

damn no spectral

[lapis lion]

KEEP ONLY 1... CHOOSE WISELY

Pants
Wee joker
Square joker
Castle
sly joker

[stone shell]

and i say loyalty card is good

[echo sphinx]

BUT I WANNA

[fringe nebula]

IKR

[echo sphinx]

THE GAMBLINGGGG

[lost vault]

pants

[viral raft]

Theres like 2 or 3 scaling jokers who are bad, all the others are just great

[echo sphinx]

pant

[smoky niche]

can a monkey playing balatro get a lossless black deck c++ given infinite time

[lapis lion]

huff huff huff huff

[lost vault]

yeah

[viral raft]

Wee, works literally with anything

[stone shell]

given infinite monkeys yes

not infinite time

[fringe nebula]

hey, maybe they looked inside too much

hahaa

[lost vault]

a monkey could solve the three body problem given infinite time

[smoky niche]

same difference

[echo sphinx]

ok i took the spectral cuz THE GAMBLING POTENTIAL

[lapis lion]

Wee can't give more than 10 chips.

[lost vault]

truth nuke

[echo sphinx]

it did not pay off

however

[lost vault]

this has got to be bait

[echo sphinx]

this might be as good
(or get a random rare)

[stone shell]

no your singular monkey will lose a black deck gold stake run at least once in its life

[lapis lion]

It can??? Idiot

[mystic ledge]

it's pants, it's always pants

[lost vault]

nice wee bro

[knotty zodiac]

incantation is awful

[viral raft]

Wee should be nerfed, you don't need even retriggers to make it strong

[lost vault]

:3

[stone shell]

unless that monkey took classes from balatro university

[viral raft]

Also minmax with wee is crazy

[smoky niche]

every time it loses it resets to a new profile i guess

[wanton oracle]

You just reset the save file after a loss

[echo sphinx]

oh right its enhanced card

i thought edition or smsh

[smoky niche]

one monkey infinite time is the same as infinite monkey finite time

[lapis lion]

do y'all fw this econ

challenge deck they said

[lost vault]

NO!!!!

[lapis lion]

WHY

[royal bobcat]

ew boorstraps

[lost vault]

idk

[knotty zodiac]

like... desperate for options, maybe ok. but you have solid scaling alr

[lost vault]

meow :3c

[wanton oracle]

Infinite monkeys plays balatro for 0 seconds

[lapis lion]

only using it because I have like essentially infinite cash

[echo sphinx]

i got a campfire

[smoky niche]

is 0 finite

i guess

[echo sphinx]

pretty eh

[viral raft]

Buff boots, i hate boots

[knotty zodiac]

campfire is goated

[echo sphinx]

im not on gold stake to abuse it

[ivory reef]

I fucking hate gold stake

[lapis lion]

what happens if you use credit card with rich get richer

[echo sphinx]

and im broek

[stone shell]

take the chips joker 🙏

[wanton oracle]

Same thing with the tooth

[knotty zodiac]

selling tarots and planets works perfectly fine on every stake

[stone shell]

full house carries

[ivory reef]

2pair better

[lost vault]

jimbo visits you irl and punches you and steals your wallet

[lapis lion]

Golden joker is +1$ for 5 rounds, worth

[mystic ledge]

i'm doing completionist ++ and i have a hinch that the last joker will be joker, i really don't know what to do about this basic +4

[lost vault]

coughing baby vs coughing baby

[lapis lion]

+4 is obviously the key to naneinf

[echo sphinx]

ok neato we're on ante three
what would u do here

a: burglar to play more pants
b: blueprint. blueprint. blueprint. blueprint. blueprint. blueprint.
c: save your wallet

[fringe nebula]

not even invisible? mr bones? luchador?

[wanton oracle]

Negative skip with anaglyph

[lapis lion]

like you will 99% have a negative joker

[lost vault]

what blueprint

[stone shell]

ive learned the hard way that early rental on black deck is an actual death sentence

[smoky niche]

personally i would pick brainstorm instead of blueprint or burglar

[echo sphinx]

mb

brainstorm

[lapis lion]

brainstorm

[wanton oracle]

I got invisibles sticker in my first gold stake win

[lapis lion]

Get green needle joker

[woven spire]

i just noticed

[stone shell]

get him as a rando negative

[woven spire]

why srimky

[smoky niche]

then its the same isnt it

[knotty zodiac]

burglar is money. bs is fine too. i take burglar

[lost vault]

protest of the deletion of srimp suggestions

[hardy moss]

Black stake has been beaten

[lapis lion]

There's no joker named green needle bro...

[lost vault]

and the ban of kitkat

[smoky niche]

just have a good 4 joker system and put a random joker beside it

[hardy moss]

I’m going to love gold

[lost vault]

its subtle

[wanton oracle]

Doesn't know ball

[woven spire]

ahhh

[fringe nebula]

welcome to hell (blue stake)

[echo sphinx]

whats green needle

[unreal topaz]

pffffft

[lapis lion]

ok now play black stake on black deck

[woven spire]

very

[stone shell]

rental on black deck ante 1 is like sisyphus pushing up that boulder

[lapis lion]

Holy shit, landlord joker

[fervent plover]

guys, just enetered orange stake, can u explain what it was abt?

i did not understand at all

[stone shell]

basically some jokers will just die on you after 5 blinds

[knotty zodiac]

perishable means you have to pivot more

[lapis lion]

you have to naneinf every single blind

[echo sphinx]

damn ante 3 has nothing

[wanton oracle]

Buy a joker with a clock sticker on it and you'll understand

[smoky niche]

true

[tall sky]

you love to see it

[hardy moss]

🙃🔫

[echo sphinx]

fourth blind!!

what would u take here

a: just sock
b: baseball + sock, sell camp
c: take the card pack
d: ...scale interest
e: just baseball

[lapis lion]

Sell everything and exit game

[stone shell]

honestly asides black deck being what it is thats not horrible

[glass zenith]

hmm I wonder what it's gonna copy...

[echo sphinx]

oh my goodness, i wonder what its gonna copy

(holy snokes)

[lapis lion]

probably a walkie talkie

The polychrome one

[stone shell]

it's copying your other invis joker

you cant see him thats why

[glass zenith]

need the RNG gods to look down on me rn!!

[fervent plover]

so what do i do?

[knotty zodiac]

you have a bunch of winning pieces alr and scoring seems fine, hit next

[ivory reef]

His bitch ass fucking covered the rental tag

[fervent plover]

do i buy them or build a deck with them?

[echo sphinx]

this is so funny om

[stone shell]

just baseball

[wanton oracle]

Worth

[lapis lion]

if you guys had to marry a joker which one

[fervent plover]

so can a joker be eternal and perishable?

[ivory reef]

Not when I can’t buy any packs

[lyric karma]

trollogram

[wanton oracle]

also like how did you not notice the 1$ buy value

[knotty zodiac]

youll need to, since sometimes only good option will be perishable

[sullen aspen]

constellation and hologram might be 2 of the most consistent xmult jokers

[glass zenith]

noo i'm not rented... honest

[ivory reef]

my lawyer has advised me not to respond

[wanton oracle]

Acrobat >>

[echo sphinx]

hiker

[sullen aspen]

hell no

[stone shell]

ive said this before and ill say it again

[lapis lion]

i would marry yorick

[fervent plover]

fkkkkk

[sullen aspen]

go on

[stone shell]

constellation is the default xmult joker

[sullen aspen]

idk man

[fervent plover]

do i get blueprint by sell?

or move on

[sullen aspen]

might be Cavendish

[lyric karma]

when you have both with you they do this

[sullen aspen]

move on

[ivory reef]

The rented tag honestly sucks, offers no real upside. Same with perishable

[sullen aspen]

u already have a constellation poly

[stone shell]

nah rental has some upsides

[sullen aspen]

thats game 99% of the time

[knotty zodiac]

constellation only has one problem, when need scaling now but econ is bad. getting to 1.5 can be tricky

[stone shell]

free 1 blind value

[lapis lion]

kiss marry kill but it's all the balatro jokers GO

[terse vale]

campfire

and cola

[echo sphinx]

campfire om

[stone shell]

perishable has no use cases though

[terse vale]

yeah

[stone shell]

asides that one showman use case but meh

[lapis lion]

most of the tags aren't meant to HELP

[sullen aspen]

wait what

go on

[lyric karma]

cola dice misprint

[ivory reef]

Yes, but consider the fact that requires strategy, and I just want funny number to go up

[stone shell]

perished showman so he cant appear in the shop anymore

aka uncommon block

[glass zenith]

yeah, I was just joking like hes trying to hide it so you'll pick him lol

[lapis lion]

kiss hiker
marry yorick
kill wee joker

[lyric karma]

but Yorick marry andy

[ivory reef]

I will NOT be taking this wee slander

[lapis lion]

marry marry andy

[lapis lion]

wee only gives +2000 chips. Disappointing

wee should be a better Jimbo and give +1 mult

[lyric karma]

only? 😭

[mystic bear]

i am so disappointed in myself, Balatro gave me the easiest high card seed of my life and i fumbled it on ante 4 🙁

[stone shell]

fortune teller, constellation, sixth sense

[echo sphinx]

event
we got the most broken mailed in flower in the shop, what would u trade for it
(or not)

[ivory reef]

Spoilers for RDR2

[lyric karma]

I hate misprint

[stone shell]

what's your pants at

[echo sphinx]

30

[lapis lion]

would stuntman help

[stone shell]

sell scholar

[lyric karma]

maybe

[stone shell]

hes giving it his all

[echo sphinx]

rip A+ joker student, u will be missed

[lapis lion]

when are we getting the straight F student which is an inventor or something

[stone shell]

brainstorm

[lapis lion]

creates a glass polychrome read seal king of hearts

[echo sphinx]

atp u might as well suggest Exodia jokers

[honest latch]

i think balatro would be better if there was a conventionally attractive shopkeeper that does absolutely nothing when you open the shop

[echo sphinx]

"when obtaining all 5 pieces: gain +99 Hands, replace the deck with 1000 polychrome steel red stamp spade kings"

[stone shell]

jimbo laughs at you for trying to buy something you cant afford

[lapis lion]

don't forget mime and baron

[echo sphinx]

conventionally attractive shopkeeper jokering joker

[echo sphinx]

that will be on one arm of it

[honest latch]

janbo

[lapis lion]

we need women joker s

[honest latch]

genderbent jimbo

[proper pollen]

obelix challenge 🔥

[honest latch]

we have queens already

[echo sphinx]

"get a negative of mime baron photochad juggler triboulet"

[knotty zodiac]

conventionally attractive: ❌
getting bricked on jimbo: ✅

[stone shell]

i think i saw a joker waifu mod in modding channel while doomscrolling

[lapis lion]

send rn

[stone shell]

you find it

[lapis lion]

himejoshing out joker

[lapis lion]

what if you're lyiiing

[proper pollen]

Jimbo Is Conventionally Attractive According to the Conventions and Standards set Forth by Myself Upon This Date

[stone shell]

me, lying?

[lyric karma]

Thats a good suggestion for cryptid

[stone shell]

if im lying then ill make an entire essay saying blueprint is a bad joker

[honest latch]

same same but different

[lapis lion]

Cryptid cryptid card for cryptid: creates 2 criptids

[honest latch]

we need to do shopkeepers that look like the dead estate ones

thats what we need in balatro

[proper pollen]

naneinf here I come!

[knotty zodiac]

blueprint can be seance. therefore blueprint is bad. the end

[proper pollen]

ectoplasm juggler and blue joker are tuff as hell

[honest latch]

seance is literally one of the best jokers what the fuck are you on about

[proper pollen]

it doesnt score

[fringe nebula]

anyway, the so called impossible seed is actually possible @stone shell

[stone shell]

who wouldve

[knotty zodiac]

there's no impossible seed

[lapis lion]

what if there was a joker which sets your hand amount to 1 and discards to 0 but all hands and discards you lost are added to your hand size

[honest latch]

"endless mode"

[stone shell]

also pjng the guy who says buffoon pack ante 1 is bad

[fringe nebula]

according to that one guy, there is one

[honest latch]

what if balatro was a roguelike

[lapis lion]

When are we getting "the human" boss for ante 38

[proper pollen]

what if there was a joker that changed hands to zero but added three discards

police joker

[knotty zodiac]

idk if we're talking about the same guy but if we are, that guy just likes highrolling and malding

[fringe nebula]

no, not amphy

[honest latch]

what if there was a tarot card that shot your dog took your money and deactivated your twitter account

and did nothing else

[knotty zodiac]

straight to jail

[lapis lion]

what if there was a spectral card which created a random common joker

[stone shell]

wait if i copy a joker profile does it copy the active save file for a run

[cloud sinew]

No

Thats a different file

[proper pollen]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1478742266062438400 Phenomonal

[honest latch]

oh... thats not...

[lapis lion]

oh are we self advertising now

[honest latch]

jail is problematic medias

[stone shell]

ah okay

[lapis lion]

#1478668528751218729 #1478277583232565389

[cloud sinew]

No thanks

[stone shell]

im gonna balatro now

[honest latch]

imagine a card type that literally did nothing but it looked kinda cool and was only available at the same rarity of a soul card

[lapis lion]

what is a c++²

[stone shell]

you should stick arpund im gonna do something crazy again

[knotty zodiac]

oh i see now

[stone shell]

me and sane is a combo as good at burglar and rebate

[fringe nebula]

you should scroll up and see some monstrosity of a take we just saw

[honest latch]

imagine if there was a card that shot the square joker because hes a fucking douche

[knotty zodiac]

disregard scoring acquire currency

scoring is a suggestion

[stone shell]

varv do you think im an idiot for thinking loyalty card is good 🥺 👉 👈

[fringe nebula]

it's usable

[proper pollen]

#royalty card

[fringe nebula]

i beat vessel with loyalty card before

[lyric karma]

aura

[stone shell]

its a good boss blind killer

[fringe nebula]

imr

ikr

[knotty zodiac]

loyalty is basically acrobat but you dont get to use it every round?

[stone shell]

same niche as chicot just needs effort

[fringe nebula]

i did some weird skip shenanigans to make loyalty card work tho

[proper pollen]

basically these ? https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1478742266062438400

[manic talon]

Its an okay boss killer, considering its the worst one out of the bunch

[honest latch]

sounds like shit dumbass

add it

[stone shell]

to be fair only a legendary fills the niche of reusable boss blind killer

[stone shell]

although another 3x mult joker also works ig

[fringe nebula]

there was also one time where i made royalty card work consistenly by playing blue deck and getting grabber+nacho tong

[manic talon]

Burglar loyalty card is funny

Slightly better acrobat with more work

[honest latch]

wtf is a nacho tong

[stone shell]

nah its better than acrobat because more hands for lobotomy scaling

[honest latch]

are you okay

[stone shell]

tier 2 voucher

[fringe nebula]

level 2 grabber

[fringe nebula]

wdym you don't memorize every single name of the vouchers in balatro

[stone shell]

yall are friendslop to me im sorry 🥀

[honest latch]

never seen a nacho tong

not in my entire life

[lyric karma]

selling luchador on amber acorn is like russian roulette

[stone shell]

is there even a nacho tong irl

[young moat]

friendslop💔

[fringe nebula]

y'all are gold staker to me

[honest latch]

yall are gluehons to me im sorry 🥀

[manic talon]

Slay the spire 2 will have friendslop mode

[stone shell]

good people at heart but chronically needs sunlight ❤️

[vestal copper]

goldstakeslop

[manic talon]

Cardslop jokerslop

[vestal copper]

its all slop

[fringe nebula]

i go outside at 5am and ride my bicycle daily

always

[stone shell]

describing blackdeck

[lyric karma]

how did the suffix slop got so popular in the first place

[stone shell]

mustve stemmed off from ai slop at some point

[honest latch]

They forgot my 5 dollar nuggets in my burger king order.

[knotty zodiac]

in my get off my lawn mode. think its kinda lazy

[stone shell]

how do you play balatro regularly while having a life

where do i learn this power

[lyric karma]

claim them

[knotty zodiac]

i can lose just as quickly when playing balatro on a treadmill x)

[lyric karma]

simple, play while doing your life

like me rn

[grizzled robin]

isnt showman just arguably the best joker in the game btw?

[lyric karma]

im on math class while balatrying

[fringe nebula]

tbf every game fandom has their own jargon

i'm used to call high level players "superplayers" because of touhou bullet hell community

[stone shell]

this guy gets it

[stone shell]

varv are you a superplayer in balatro

[fringe nebula]

no

i'm the worst balatro player in the world

[knotty zodiac]

hm what do you think makes a balatro superplayer one?

[cloud sinew]

Peak ragebait

[stone shell]

showman is a second rebate waiting room

[lyric karma]

what about me

[stone shell]

trust the process

[manic talon]

Slop is just a fun suffix to say ngl

[lyric karma]

second rebate, and blueprint, and brian, and so on

[stone shell]

we gotta end this slopslop 🥀

[lyric karma]

Totally

[fringe nebula]

by being good

simple ✅

[stone shell]

they graduated balatro university

[knotty zodiac]

like drspectred good? or somewhere a bit less demigod?

[stone shell]

alright ima play balatro now

[proper pollen]

its vernacularslop

[stone shell]

what deck chat

[cloud sinew]

erratic

[stone shell]

sure

[honest latch]

"hey cards i want" and they dont exist 😭 😭 😭 😭

[stone shell]

havent played in a while

[honest latch]

Imageslop

[honest latch]

Deckslop

[lyric karma]

Realityslop

[stone shell]

chatslop 🥀

[knotty zodiac]

when i miss my draw: drawslop

[honest latch]

luckslop

[proper pollen]

bro dat tung tung tung sahur joker I came up with should actually be added bro

[honest latch]

sahurslop

[stone shell]

jacked deck

[lyric karma]

Shut up 😭

[stone shell]

htr first buffoon pack 🙏

[honest latch]

then you get a boss blind that debuffs clubs

[proper pollen]

dude thats so good

[manic talon]

Suggestionslop

[cloud sinew]

No

[honest latch]

messageslop

you have such pfpslop dude

[grizzled robin]

on eof the most interesting runs ive had ngl

but its working somehow

[manic talon]

Wtf does this one even mean

[lyric karma]

meaningslop

[honest latch]

idolslop

[cloud sinew]

why is idol there :( put it one to the left

[knotty zodiac]

orderslop

[honest latch]

how it feels to get rngslop on your deckslop in balatroslop

[lyric karma]

Ok this got too far

[proper pollen]

dat 10 mult goin crazy on the e14

[honest latch]

jokes over go home

[cloud sinew]

this build is not getting e14 twin

[proper pollen]

e6-7

maybe

[grizzled robin]

its in timeout corner, its been bad (it has given me no good cards and theres legit 15 options i could use)

[cloud sinew]

Its holo still

[proper pollen]

yeah you generally want to score e6-7 by ante 8

[junior urchin]

Shop damn near split me in half tryna get me to pivot two ways

[flat warren]

Can Vagabond make a Soul card

[proper pollen]

No

Only packs

[grizzled robin]

youre right im missing out on multi

oopsie

do i sell the duo for acrobat any thoughts

[proper pollen]

sell it for sock and busking

[gaunt gulch]

🔥 🔥 🔥

[proper pollen]

and get your deck to one type of card for the idol to triger on

[knotty zodiac]

gratz!

[gaunt gulch]

glad to finally have a gold stake win 😭 🔥

[stone shell]

not pretty but its working out

[proper pollen]

I remember 20 years ago when I got my first gold stake. Its always good to see a new player join the club, nice work!

[lyric karma]

Wait but

was that guy a prophet?

[grizzled robin]

alright looks like a good idol run but what do i sell any thoughts

im guessing the duo? but thatll cut my chips a lot

[lyric karma]

Maybe sell showman

[grizzled robin]

yeah but showman might take this run from an ante 12 to ante 20

[stone shell]

wait this bananas survived for 5 antes wtf

[grizzled robin]

thats why i asked 😭

[lyric karma]

idk then

[grizzled robin]

thanks anyway

[lyric karma]

ask the experts

[grizzled robin]

@experts

hmm actually i should prob just risk it and h ope that the invis joker doesnt copy the showman

[honest latch]

joker idea. dead squirrel. you can use it at anytime to create a random card but the rank slowly gets smaller until its all out

you can also only use it once a round

[umbral fable]

I feel like every time i do a build for straight or whatever, at some point, i inevitably get screwed on the draw and i cant pull anything, and lose

[fringe nebula]

lol

[proper pollen]

Pairv

[grizzled robin]

so you mean, its gonna make an ace/king, then queen/jack, then 10/9, 8/7, 6/5 until it vanishes?

thats so many free cards tho

[proper pollen]

more cards is more bad

[honest latch]

yes

but its fully random

[stone shell]

dang castles been putting in work

[honest latch]

the suit is random*

[fringe nebula]

at ante 6 damn

[stone shell]

to be fair erratic had 21 or so clubs

[fringe nebula]

uhhh i think i'm skipping rental banana here

[manic talon]

They killed sheet suggestions? Damn

End of an era

[stone shell]

to do list is holographic right

would do the same

[fringe nebula]

ye

[stone shell]

im as good at a C++ veteran!!!!

[stone shell]

we need sheet suggestions back

where else will i post my low effort ideas

[echo sphinx]

what is a sheet suggestion

[manic talon]

So thats why skinky started chatting here

[turbid dove]

I love the sharp joker

[stone shell]

basically the forum for idea shitposting

and a lot of +4 mult joke(r)s

[echo sphinx]

oo

[echo sphinx]

big jimbo
$6
+20 mult

om

[shell matrix]

Do I take ante 1 petroglyph 😳

[wanton oracle]

Yes

[stone shell]

wouldve been a fine addition to the sheet suggestions 🥲

[echo sphinx]

cange

[shell matrix]

Cange?

[stone shell]

maybe not

[echo sphinx]

can

ish

[stone shell]

youre already a hand down

[wanton oracle]

Take ante 0 petroglyph

[drifting gorge]

unless you're winstreaking seriously absolutely do it for the funny

[echo sphinx]

its so sus lol

[stone shell]

oh its white stake

hell yeah

[manic talon]

Ante 0 no.2

[shell matrix]

Crazy odds to hit heiroglpyh ante 1 then immediately hit the petro

[wanton oracle]

Did you had a voucher skip at ante 1?

[shell matrix]

That’s like 1/60

[shell matrix]

No

[echo sphinx]

rip

[shell matrix]

It’s actually 1 in 840

[sleek valley]

Do I rip for trib and completely rebuild my joker roster, or stick eith the baseball build?

[echo sphinx]

giant jimbo
rare
$30
+100 mult

[echo sphinx]

idt its 1 in 840 cuz things like nacho cant exist without buying grabber first etc

[echo sphinx]

no clue

3oak maybe

[sleek valley]

Its a flush house build

Literally down to just kings and queens of clubs

I could transition to flush five if I rip the trib

[calm furnace]

hologram is not serious

[umbral fable]

What happens if i stack Polychrome tag and Holographic tag???

[wanton oracle]

you could just go into Roaming/Balatro and save a copy of your run and just try it but that's cheating and it's completely immoral and illegal to do in a singleplayer game

[sleek valley]

Im on mobile

[wanton oracle]

Without this I wouldn't rip soul it's 1/5 chance

[wanton oracle]

It's still possible but a lot more steps that I'm lazy to write here

[umbral fable]

Does anyone know?

[stone shell]

yikes im ass

[wanton oracle]

First editionless joker becomes poly, second editionless joker becomes holo

[stone shell]

probably just too irresponsible with my econ

[umbral fable]

Ty

[ebon maple]

Cool pull

Do i take?

[wanton oracle]

Look into spectral

[echo sphinx]

LETS GO GAMBLING SPECTRAL

[stone shell]

cooking

[brisk bluff]

💀

[stone shell]

why did you leave trib there

[brisk bluff]

I didn’t want him

🤫

[wanton oracle]

Dagger > trib anyways

[tepid lava]

OH MY GOD YOU KILLED TRIBOULET

MURDERER

[wanton oracle]

Isn't he canonically dead anyway

Was it yorick

[ebon maple]

Aura

Negative from judgment

[vague moss]

Thank you egg challenge you were truly the hardest of achievements

[fringe nebula]

i literally carried luchador ALL THE WAY from earlier antes, but it didn't even matter 😭

[heady laurel]

Why was the omlette one so obnoxious tho

[vague moss]

He was born for this purpose

[exotic mica]

awesome

plus 4 dollars tho....

hermit is tempting

[fringe nebula]

you can get a legendary and sell it for $10

literally more money

[exotic mica]

ooooh true

[heady laurel]

THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO
On a challenge and I grabbed luchador in case of crimson heart or Violent vessel. Got this and decided not to sell Luchador out of spite

[brisk bluff]

Violet vessel and I lose instantly

[exotic mica]

PERKEO

[brisk bluff]

Easy

[fringe nebula]

believe in luchador

[vague moss]

I mean I suck at maxxing my econ in regular games anyways so I guess that explains why it didn’t seem that hard to me

Probably sucks more for anyone who actually knows how to play this game

[heady laurel]

Just...
Don't open packs every blind...

[wet burrow]

https://giphy.com/gifs/instagram-viral-nazoom-BKw04PbLlfOl2tzrwO

No more guaranteed Chicots in every soul

[torpid widget]

balatro looks, seems and probably is awesome

dunno why i didnt check it out later

[umbral fable]

Will the effects stack or replace if i use The Wheel Of Fortune

[torpid widget]

well, not check it out (havent bought it yet)

[heady laurel]

Perhaps
A little

[covert zodiac]

Should I risk it?

[torpid widget]

oh uhm

whats happening

[wet burrow]

u cant even use it

also change the order of those jokers lol

[covert zodiac]

(Replacing photograph I mean)

[torpid widget]

looks like an exaggerated migraine

[heady laurel]

Mult is retriggering mult to get a number so big the game doesnt even recognize it as a real number. Aka naninf

[wet burrow]

replace photograph isnt that ur wincon lol

[torpid widget]

i like your funny words magic man

[heady laurel]

Number big

[torpid widget]

no i mean the mult card thing yes

[covert zodiac]

Yeah but I could get another x 2 ^ 4 ^ 2 if I switched to tribouleg

[stone shell]

bro thinks he's gonna body me 😭 🙏

[heady laurel]

Play the game and youll see all the ways you can make number big

[wet burrow]

gambling is always good yk what they say

[covert zodiac]

It is poker afterall

[exotic mica]

what should i use perkeo for

[wet burrow]

tbh i forgot about the soul gamble, I was in chicot prison for so long

[torpid widget]

maybe later its like 65 zł

[umbral fable]

I didnt even know u could do that. What would be the purpose though?

[exotic mica]

im like halfway to a red seal steel kings build

[wet burrow]

they do their effects in order left to right, but anything that hits the hand goes before the jokers

so, it will do the queens in hand first regardless, then you get the +10 from the stencil's holographic, then x4 from his effect, and then 1.5x from the polychrome on the queen joker

[heady laurel]

Havent heard of that currency before
Polish, cool

[umbral fable]

The Joker Stencil is 4x ing my stuff and making it go crazy thi

[torpid widget]

yeah
-# poland mentioned

[umbral fable]

Wouldnt 1.5x then 4x be better than 4x then 1.5x?

[wet burrow]

they're exactly the same

but having the +10 before the 1.5x is better

[umbral fable]

O i see

[wet burrow]

it's not a big difference lol, but it's also not nothing

[heady laurel]

1.5x4 = 6
Selling the joker would just make stencil do 5

[heady laurel]

Pog Poland pog

[umbral fable]

(Not really, but ill take ur word for it)

[umbral fable]

But holding queens is whats making my mult go up alot, plus ive added like 5 queens to my deck already

[torpid widget]

as some people say "land of femboys" (not nice D: )

[heady laurel]

Thats not nice??
I beg your finest pardon?

[torpid widget]

depends on who you are 😉

[fringe nebula]

literally the most yellow deck thing ever

[woven spire]

i think i just discovered a CRAZY seed with brainstorm, if you go in yellow deck youll be able to afford brainstorm and the buffon pack with a nat negative blueprint

[wintry ice]

the

[exotic mica]

sooooooo

whos getting the boot

scary?

[wintry ice]

do you have like

observatory

[heady laurel]

Pair build
Pair build
Pair build

[heady laurel]

Showman

[wintry ice]

man wtf

[exotic mica]

i need the negative

[heady laurel]

Fr tho, abstract

[heavy heron]

wait what happened to burnt?

[exotic mica]

scary trade for triboulet, not too bad

[heavy heron]

oh you sold him for castle

if it wasn’t holographic i’d be against it

[wintry ice]

discard to get stronger vs discard to get stronger

[heavy heron]

but that’s a good play

yea

[wintry ice]

if it wasn't holographic i'd be able to keep burnt

[heady laurel]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT AAAAA

[heavy heron]

oh that’s true

[wintry ice]

ask the game

[heady laurel]

But its castle
Castle doesnt exist

Its not a joker

[wintry ice]

well it is now

[exotic mica]

whats the wr for legendaries held

[heavy heron]

the more i play this game the more i question why ive dedicated myself so hard to flushes

they really do suck

LOOLLLLL

[stone shell]

i MIGHT be a dumbass