🕹・game-discussion

[heady narwhal]

1e(3e1) = 1 * 10^(3 * 10^1) = 1e30

[coarse bobcat]

Yeah

[lost vault]

it would be 1*10^(3*10^1)

or 10^30

[coarse bobcat]

But wats 1000e1

[lost vault]

10000

sobs and dies

[split jewel]

You would only have 1 “e”

[coarse bobcat]

Ye so I was right

[unborn cliff]

isn't 1e3 1000

[coarse bobcat]

Ye

[lost vault]

yeah

[unborn cliff]

yeah it's 10000

[lost vault]

but 1e3e1 would be 10^30

or 1000000000000000000000000000000

[unborn cliff]

said the fool

[unborn cliff]

math is hard

[coarse bobcat]

But u were saying it should be 1e(3e1)?

[lost vault]

im saying to get 10000 it would be (1e3)e1

[coarse bobcat]

Ye

[lost vault]

but normal double e notaton would make 1e3e1 equal 10^30

[unborn cliff]

2i√ 2^2 idk man

[lost vault]

i only know how double e works because of cryptid mod

cryptid requires talisman

soo meow

[unborn cliff]

furry slop

[lost vault]

shut up dude

[unborn cliff]

stop meowing all the time dude

[harsh relic]

bora bill

[lost vault]

i can meow if i wanna eyerolls

[unborn cliff]

it's furslop

[lost vault]

if you dont like it idc

paws atyou

[unborn cliff]

so when SKINKINA meows it's ok but if IIIIIII meow then it's WEIRD

[lost vault]

thunk said its okay if i meow

^w^

[unborn cliff]

is that why you're blue

[lost vault]

.>

[unborn cliff]

she is blue for a very special reason

[lost vault]

merchaybe

[split jewel]

Is it possible to get c++ before c+ if you just win with all jokers on one deck before beating all the decks?

[harsh relic]

when the

[lost vault]

truth nuke

[harsh relic]

yes

[lost vault]

yup its also possible to get c++ before getting c

[unborn cliff]

how does this even work

[lost vault]

never redeem magic trick

it is that srimple

[split jewel]

I hate the wall, water, plant, mouth, eye, violet vessel, and what else?

[lost vault]

the flont

[unborn cliff]

never redeem illusion because magic trick is good with specifically hologram

[lost vault]

maybe

[coarse bobcat]

Mime in the shop too

[harsh relic]

if theres the plant wheres the carnivore

[harsh relic]

the meat

[unborn cliff]

the mouth

[lost vault]

ts is not a mime build

[harsh relic]

true

[coarse bobcat]

It will be

[unborn cliff]

mime is surely great here

you know

[coarse bobcat]

Yeah all my royals are gold

[unborn cliff]

trib + mime

[coarse bobcat]

Money

[lost vault]

the meat: all number cards are buffed

[unborn cliff]

my favorite synergy

[coarse bobcat]

Money

[unborn cliff]

just find a golden ticket

[fringe nebula]

Y9R8PVGG, yellow deck gold stake

back to back to back the eye, the needle and the wall

[lost vault]

truebomb

[coarse bobcat]

Ok

[lost vault]

easy

[unborn cliff]

baron pivot

[fringe nebula]

try it

[harsh relic]

photochad+ baron vibe

[coarse bobcat]

That is the play eventually

[lost vault]

onit

[unborn cliff]

you can get a baron any time though

trib is rare

play for trib

[coarse bobcat]

What do I do now, drop photo tho?

Drop perk?

Kinda wanted the perkeoless gold stake naninf

Unseeded

But now I have perk

Will leave it to cool and come back later

[lost vault]

was wall ante 2

cuz i just one shot it

[coarse bobcat]

Im just so good at balatro

[fringe nebula]

nope

[lost vault]

darn

mustve misinput the seed

[fringe nebula]

wall at ante 6

[lost vault]

oopsies :3

trying again with the right seed

[lyric karma]

is there an impossible seed?

[lost vault]

not yet

[lyric karma]

Yet?

there are people searching for it?

[lost vault]

theres many unexplored seeds

[rapid sedge]

everyone. cryptid or ecto

[topaz cloak]

Any time i see someone like a YouTuber playing, they always somehow only have aces or only kings and queens, how tf do i do that

[fringe nebula]

idk if this is impossible but 1P5YBAPC, black deck gold stake

i died at ante 4 on unseeded playthrough, and then ante 5 on second attempt

[fringe nebula]

blueprint came in at the right time

ok i shouldn't have committed into that rental stuntman

using my money to feed hologram is more important

[pale gorge]

Why not play?

[fringe nebula]

close the game, open it again

[pale gorge]

Already

And delete the game already

[hybrid tendon]

balatrodle in 4

[serene forge]

3/3/26 balatrodle in 2 ||i love hrt||

[lost vault]

did you use 8balll 👀

[blazing breach]

is this the most cheese setup of all balatro (excluding roffle lite)

[fringe nebula]

no

[lost vault]

gfd

[fringe nebula]

i think this one is worse

[blazing breach]

that’s like understandable
did you win though

[fringe nebula]

ofcourse lol

impossible to lose with that setup

especially with dna copying a foil glass card

and chad retrigger

[lyric karma]

Bro what is this seed

i just typed random shi and got one of thee best runs

ive ever had

[heady laurel]

Naninf runs are a gauntlet of patience 🥀

They just look so booring

[lyric karma]

Aight

[lyric karma]

I lost

[lyric karma]

oh right

i dont have black deck on gold stake

[knotty topaz]

out of all negative rare skips I could've gotten.

[lyric karma]

Huge

[cosmic sun]

"help my steak is too juicy"

[twin lantern]

Game winning joker right there

[fringe nebula]

that is game winning

yeah

[craggy gale]

Probably should get to showmaning lmao
Blueprints are just extinct in this seed

Would probably need to sell a perkeo tho

[drowsy rain]

Who’s gone

[craggy gale]

Def on a search for more scoring

[fringe nebula]

golden ticket

[viral raft]

Odd tod, Spash is almost useless in your build

tbh 99% of the times splash does nothing

and the other 1% is really strong

[craggy gale]

Ngl depending on your deck, one might even take superposition lmao

[viral raft]

SUperposition is good idea but by the build seems like he's playing Flush

[craggy gale]

True

[viral raft]

mmmm if you want ok

english is not my native language

i'll try my best 😭

press the microfone button again

ok

i'll see some streaming cool

[heady laurel]

Balatro asmr to sleep and study to
(Sound warning)

[tacit stream]

actual ASMR: play this hand against .

[cerulean zenith]

Just one? Really? 🙁

[tacit stream]

chad

[cerulean zenith]

Ok

[tacit stream]

maybe riff raff if early on

[heady laurel]

I wouldve said riffraff

Econ and a chance of giving you both anyways

[drowsy rain]

Early game riff raff is similar to when jesus turned water into wine

[cerulean zenith]

I feel like an adult trying to encourage a child to get into sports instead of something stupid like band

Another chad, if only i turned out the same

[drowsy rain]

Top 5 joker in the game or a boot

[cerulean zenith]

All that to lose by 2 chips? Seriously

[drowsy rain]

amazing rip

[frank notch]

the early game is not a problem

[indigo mesa]

WHAT

[frank notch]

you know whats in the buffoon pack

[drowsy rain]

Sell steven scoring is for losers anyways

aura farm with solo bp

[indigo mesa]

id js imediately die i think take burg here any day

[cerulean zenith]

Oh hello little riff raff what are you doing here

[drowsy rain]

Dying is a core mechanic of balatro

[frank notch]

the game is over (in a good way)

what do we do here

[fringe nebula]

blackboard palette flush

lmao

[fringe nebula]

go next

[frank notch]

oh wow

[knotty zodiac]

"here, win"

[indigo mesa]

god that hieroglyph was a bad idea

[frank notch]

Just kill me

[fringe nebula]

WHY ARE YOU TAKING HIEROGLYPH ON BLACK DECK

[fringe nebula]

seed?

[frank notch]

one sec imma see if i can win (impossible)

[fringe nebula]

+69 mult nice

[frank notch]

i could not

generational fumble

[light brook]

let bluestorm copy brainprint 🤦‍♂️

[heady laurel]

Naninf runs give a glimpse into the life of Sysiphus

[frank notch]

there was a bones in shop i shouldve taken it

[indigo mesa]

for funsies cus i figured id die soon anyways

i did golden needle first try i can handle everything! except i have 2 discards instead of 6…

[bright sage]

you guys know when the game will update

like this year or is the game just dead

[heady laurel]

Thunk is slow

Thats it

Games not dead

[bright sage]

do you have a yes no or any valid answer to the question

[bright sage]

good

[indigo mesa]

oh god

[frank notch]

game will update "when thunk is finished"

[indigo mesa]

hands btw

[heady laurel]

His last blog post said not 2025
There is no answer

[indigo mesa]

pareidolia goes?

[bright sage]

so no

[bright sage]

ok thanks

[indigo mesa]

thoughts? lmaoo

[knotty zodiac]

10k ppl online on steam and more on mobile and switch

"game no patch? game ded"

[indigo mesa]

im on mobile rn at least 10,355 lol

[heady laurel]

On Switch
10,356

[fringe nebula]

do it

replace parking

[craggy gale]

Oh for fucks sake I miscalculated

Ugh

[fringe nebula]

parking is really bad with only 2 hands lol

[indigo mesa]

i think i skip this 😭

[indigo mesa]

yea but pareidolia was helping, ive sold em both now tho grimbo will help me spam hcs

[indigo mesa]

obligatory eternal egg…

[craggy gale]

This game thinks it’s so funny

[indigo mesa]

ikk its always trolling so hard in antes 1 and 2

[indigo mesa]

OMG 😭 thats so sad

[knotty zodiac]

guarantee if you buy it, next shop has blueprint and nothing else

[craggy gale]

I probably skip here huh
Not like a perishable brainstorm would be good ante 1

[knotty zodiac]

i mean theoretically you could get rebate. but ya i think chance of r goes up

[craggy gale]

You know what, not like I’m streaking, we ball

[knotty zodiac]

lets see it

[lunar zealot]

Buy saturn

free ante 1

[craggy gale]

Well guess what

[lunar zealot]

Lol

[knotty zodiac]

yolo

[craggy gale]

Balatro casual trolling

[indigo mesa]

7 joker slots and no negatives…

[indigo mesa]

no i have to pass right? surely

[knotty zodiac]

maybe blue or photo drops and you start picking up uncommons

[manic talon]

one of my favorite weird build, 4 fingers duo

this triggers btw

[indigo mesa]

my scoring is a disaster

[frank notch]

why is your game trans

[manic talon]

why isnt yours

[fringe nebula]

replace grimbo? or banana?

[frank notch]

im cis

[indigo mesa]

no its too late by now 😭 i dont think it wouldve worked out anyways

maybe replacing grimbo woulda worked

[fringe nebula]

baseball card is x2.25 there

[indigo mesa]

shit yea shoulda replaced grimbo

[fringe nebula]

replacing one of the +mult you have with baseball would make you score more

[indigo mesa]

taking that heiroglyph despite knowing how ass it is and just completely not thinking through baseball card were definitely things to learn from there

[heady laurel]

I fucking did it

Sound warning

[fringe nebula]

redo the seed

imo

[indigo mesa]

bleh i could i kinda dont feel like it 😭

[indigo mesa]

nicee! second time?

[heady laurel]

First time

I tacked on my name right before I sent the video

[indigo mesa]

oh damn! u actually did it properly, the only reason i have naneinf is becaude a NEGATIVE BASEBALL CARD saved my ass at ante 23

[indigo mesa]

i did the math and it wouldntve have happened without baseball card. never underestimate the goat

[stone hornet]

What to prioritize for naneinf? I always fuck it up around here. Is it too late to get rid of DNA for mail in? I need money so bad

[gray plaza]

Congratulations, the first time is always the hardest
Now that you know what you're doing, you can make it happen much more consistently

[pallid ferry]

take? score is around 15k a hand rn

[indigo mesa]

well… this is a choice

[gray plaza]

Not having Retcon could end up ending your run, you need that and more money or you might die to a real bad boss blind

[heady laurel]

After doing 19 hands of that, I think ill take a break from high score runs and go back to normalatro

(The burglar route. The slow route)

[gray plaza]

Fair, I made it to ante 39 and spent like 2 weeks on it cause I was farming reserve parking with burglar after bean bugs lmao

[stone hornet]

Ugh I’m always one voucher short. I forget when DNA is necessary to advance rounds

[indigo mesa]

im taking card sharp sorry red card i just pray to find functioning +mult regardless

[craggy gale]

How do you go past ante 32 without perkeo actually

I don’t really know of a way to score enough without cryptids

[indigo mesa]

died on big blind anyways lol

[indigo mesa]

i mean theres bean bug and stuff

[craggy gale]

Ig

[indigo mesa]

oh no i didnt

fmll even if i one-handed big blind i couldnt have gotten this holy trolling

[tough fern]

this audio is frying me

[heady laurel]

Balatro is a little angry

[tough fern]

i've never gotten naneinf ... one day

highest i've gotten is like e19 or sometginf

obelisk has to be the most common rare joker ever

[spring granite]

Baron ante 1 is my most common rare

it hates me

[frank notch]

COMPLETIONIST COMPLETED

[tough fern]

dude i think you have a few double tags

[frank notch]

its anaglyph and i took both heiroglyph vouchers

[tough fern]

ik i was messing with u

oh in my last run i got 2 legendaries..... most runs i dont even get one

i felt very lucky

[frank notch]

lol

now onto c+

[sullen patrol]

Feels like I’m being punked sometimes

[tough fern]

that's evil

[frank notch]

its wraps

[manic owl]

o7

[cerulean zenith]

Give me back my tag

[tough fern]

ijbol

[indigo pilot]

just won my first game on switch 2 edition

[woven spire]

that’s huge wdym

sly is the best of the hand jonklers

[sullen patrol]

Sly instant grab for me if I have room

[tough fern]

sly feels not so good when it's eternal tho

but it is polychrome so hmmm

[woven spire]

i always take it on the early

don’t care if it’s eternal

[heady laurel]

NO
THATS A GOOD JOKER

It likes pairs

[tepid lava]

thank you casual banana For this run

[frank notch]

thanks for handing me the win john balatro

[cerulean zenith]

Its already wraps im taking the win

[gray plaza]

Bean bug or at least 2 natural negatives of the joker required for naneinf
There's also the possibility of saving double tags and getting lucky with seeing a juggler tag (+3 handsize) in ante 32 before the finisher

With bean bug you can take more ectos for more jokers

[craggy gale]

So basically just luck based

[gray plaza]

Not necessarily

First off the bean bug is rarely luck based

[craggy gale]

Well, except bean

Ye

[gray plaza]

Second, if you have enough money you have the chance of finding the natnegs you need

More money = more chances

[craggy gale]

Yeah fair enough

[terse dock]

You still need to be lucky enough to get there

[gray plaza]

If you manage to find bean and burglar, luck becomes way less of a factor

[hardy charm]

Hi guys here's my latest run

[spring granite]

what is that jumbo celestial pack

[terse dock]

If

[gray plaza]

Again, it all boils down to money

[cerulean zenith]

Nvm

[gray plaza]

You eventually see every joker if you reroll shops enough

[craggy gale]

||I mean if we really want to talk about it Balatro is all based off of luck even if you play optimally lmao||

[terse dock]

nuh uh

not the legendaries

[gray plaza]

There's really not much based off luck in balatro though

[gray plaza]

Well that's just semantics

[frank notch]

balatro is a combination of luck and skill

[gray plaza]

You see 145/150 jokers

[frank notch]

you hope for something good and make do with what you get

[gray plaza]

And technically

[hardy charm]

I have 100% my collection

[indigo mesa]

heyy i left to get dinner

[terse dock]

You can apply that to every game except for slot machines and chess

[indigo mesa]

and look who came back!

[gray plaza]

With enough money you can find more colas for more double tags and skip for arcanas, so you raise chances of legendaries anyway

[gray plaza]

It all boils down to money

[indigo mesa]

i actually have like no justification to take him but honestly i might just have to do it out of respect

[terse dock]

Better than Steve

[tepid lava]

fun while it lasted

[gray plaza]

The only real luck dependant thing is vouchers tbh, voucher skips are never guaranteed

[craggy gale]

I mean yeah, but even having the chance of making the money required is slightly based off of luck
Not arguing your logic but there’s still a bit of luck required regardless imo

[indigo mesa]

is it? i have no hand levels and cannot find five card hands 😭 that runner is at 15 chips

[exotic orchid]

Why is it called a challenge run. Where tf is the challenge.

[indigo mesa]

that was something i found about a lot of the challenges lol, they js made it easier

[terse dock]

If you cant find five card hands then Steven is probably just 3 jimbos

[gray plaza]

Maybe a little bit, but it's definitely monstly money and good decision making with said money

[terse dock]

You're basically just playing painted

[craggy gale]

Like there could just be zero Econ jokers if you’re really that unlucky

[indigo mesa]

+8 mult is NECESSARY 🙏

[craggy gale]

True

[ivory reef]

Worth? 2pair is at level 8

[sullen patrol]

I don’t see jokers I like I reset lmao

[gray plaza]

But yeah those are the ways to A39

[gray plaza]

Fair, definitely a lot less fun though

[craggy gale]

I should probably try to do that one day

[frank notch]

what do i do here?

id sell egg here ngl

[gray plaza]

How's the deck and hand lvls

[sullen patrol]

Once I got a taste of the big numbers dopamine go brrr

[indigo mesa]

anyways i made my decision

[ivory reef]

I don’t really see anything that would improve your situation

[indigo mesa]

WAIT FUCKK @terse dock ITS BLACK DECK 😭

[frank notch]

decks mostly unfixed and NO hand leveks

[indigo mesa]

SIX JOKER SLOTS

[terse dock]

awww fuck

[gray plaza]

Classic blunder

[frank notch]

certificate gives guaranteed to hologram

[exotic orchid]

Yeah they literally hand you one of the best +mult cards and one of the best hand making utilities. Literally can't lose.

[terse dock]

I fucking hate black deck

[gray plaza]

Me when antimatter

[indigo mesa]

ikr ts happens way too often 😭

[ivory reef]

Oh shit that’s true

Yeah sell egg

[terse dock]

If you try to sell a joker on black deck with 5 jokers it should prevent you from doing it the first time and put a click bait arrow next to the deck

[indigo mesa]

same 😭😭 i beat purple stake twice without advancing to orange when i played frequently

[sullen patrol]

Stone also buffs hologram

[indigo mesa]

lmfaoooo

[gray plaza]

Could be a mod

[indigo mesa]

and thus, BlackDeckReminder was born

[grave goblet]

guys what's better, 3 photos and 4 chads or 4 photos and 3 chads

or is it lowkey the same

[indigo mesa]

4 photos 3 chads

although it technically depends on what the cards look like, if you have glass no seals 3 photos 4 chads

[frank notch]

what here?

[glacial galleon]

Chat I never have to play black deck gold stake ever again! Just finished it finally

[leaden acorn]

i skipped in ante 2 for a handy tag

was able to get seed money and coast off interest

[frank notch]

steel or jumbo standard

[exotic orchid]

Depends on hand levels.

[frank notch]

pair at 4

[indigo mesa]

oh wtf i miscalculated so hard

[indigo mesa]

oh well i can say goodbye to this run i have to go anyways

[frank notch]

i have a mod that shows the score when you play your hand

[indigo mesa]

i think thats kinda cheating but im on ios anyways

[indigo mesa]

i mean fuck who am i to talk i cant go one blind without savescumming

[frank notch]

it doesnt give me a mechanical advantage

but it just gives me knowledge

[exotic orchid]

Then not worth it. You need the fixed mult and chips rn. Certificate is too much value to lose. You can win with this setup alone

[grave goblet]

thanks bro

[exotic orchid]

Save the money instead.

Get to 25$

[frank notch]

i bought the standard pack

but im comfortably gonna win now

[exotic orchid]

Duplicate any blue seals you get.

[frank notch]

violet vessel upcoming i might be screwed

[exotic orchid]

And you can later sell the fixed mults with enough hand levels.

[frank notch]

i got ecto what do i do

[exotic orchid]

Hold onto it until you see a good card worth using it on.

[tepid lava]

OKAY BALALA I SEE YOU

[exotic orchid]

Oh wait not ghost.

Then do what you want. But it will probably land on a fixed mult.

[coarse bobcat]

Worth dropping a mime ante 14 and going raw baron + triple copy with 6th sense to try and get the ecto? calc says i can survive past 17

[stone hornet]

Is this enough to naneinf? Never been so close my hearts about to explode out of my chest

[exotic orchid]

So not worth it.

[stone hornet]

High cards at 31 or somn

[coarse bobcat]

why

unlikely to get mime back?

[exotic orchid]

I was talking about the ecto.

[coarse bobcat]

ah

actually nm I see voucher skip mid blind and i have 7 double skips

i can get next joker slot then go for 6th

[tardy hedge]

Playing checkered deck for too long really is the real brainrot

I forgot how to play anything else other than flush 😭

[frank notch]

Pair at level 19

[fringe nebula]

@indigo mesa tried your seed

[exotic orchid]

Big pp obelisk.

[frank notch]

do i buy baron

[tardy hedge]

Just buy him

[nova matrix]

Guys I think I find a new Balatro meta

[frank notch]

and sell what

[tardy hedge]

What do u have

[frank notch]

in the screenshot

[coarse bobcat]

what really wins your naninf run

[nova matrix]

Does anyone wanna see the new Balatro meta

[frank notch]

5 blank vouchers

[fringe nebula]

the new balatro meta is bloodstone

[fringe nebula]

all eternal

please get verdant leaf

[nova matrix]

It’s so funny though

[fringe nebula]

would be really funny

[nova matrix]

I’d laugh

[exotic orchid]

Certificate. And aggressive deck fixing afterwards.

[nova matrix]

Or the plant

[exotic orchid]

This setup won't make it very far into endless anyways unless you get really lucky or something.

[nova matrix]

You wanna see something

Even funnier

[fringe nebula]

tell me

[exotic orchid]

Looks inside

[nova matrix]

I’m scoring like 800 mil with a glass card

Im sorry blueprint

[indigo mesa]

lmaoo i fucked that one up so bad

actually embarrassing

[exotic orchid]

Whats strush? Straight flush?

[indigo mesa]

yep

[fringe nebula]

straight flush yep

[fringe nebula]

you didn't even need to take hieroglyph to survive

[exotic orchid]

I made a straight flush build once. It takes so much setup you are better off making something else lol.

[indigo mesa]

to be completely honest i thought id die anyways and i bought it on an impulse cus i thought itd be funny 😭

[drowsy rain]

Why does one feel the need to shorten the word straight flush

[nova matrix]

Varv I picked up directors cut

[indigo mesa]

all you need is four fingers, and maybe a blue seal, and its peak 🙏

[indigo mesa]

words* because its too many characters for a nickname lol

[fringe nebula]

droll and blue joker are enough to beat ante 2

[drowsy rain]

Did you correct me out of spite

it’s ok

I don’t hate straight flushes

[indigo mesa]

ion kno why i corrected you im on like 2 hours of sleep

[cerulean zenith]

Alright fellas

[fringe nebula]

ok fix your sleep schedule

[fringe crest]

guys oh my god guess what i just learned its like super cool and you should ask me what it is that i found

[indigo mesa]

neverr

[cerulean zenith]

Ignore odd todd he was an early game slip up

[indigo mesa]

lmaoo

<@&1133519078540185692>

[fringe crest]

sigh

<@&1133519078540185692>

gotta double it up

[cerulean zenith]

Whos getting taken off the roster?

[indigo mesa]

sniped

[fringe crest]

sometimes they slow

[indigo mesa]

thanks guys

[drowsy rain]

Don’t admit that odd todd is a pretty good pickup early game even if it’s eternal

[fringe crest]

ty mods

[cerulean zenith]

Fair fair

But still whats gotta go?

[drowsy rain]

Sly is at most 100 chips and you’re already stuck with todd so I’d say sly

[cerulean zenith]

Its chicot

[fringe crest]

sweet

[drowsy rain]

Chicgoat

[nova matrix]

Light work

No reaction

[drowsy rain]

Verdant Leaf was waiting for you

[fringe crest]

orange?

[exotic orchid]

Chicot is really great for ante 8 runs.

[nova matrix]

I had directors cut

But honestly I would’ve jus let it happen

Some things need to happen

[drowsy rain]

Like Splash being a good joker

[fringe crest]

nice

[frank notch]

swash + egg + gift

[serene forge]

if you lose to plant with 4 chads you should probably uninstall

[fringe crest]

you have a time mod installed?

[frank notch]

yes

[drowsy rain]

Allat mult just for the baron to hard carry

[fringe crest]

thats like

the coolest thing ive ever heard

[lost vault]

mrrow

[frank notch]

i never notice it lol

[fringe crest]

purrr

[serene forge]

I hate Swashbuckler

[cerulean zenith]

Died.

[serene forge]

welcome back

[fringe crest]

whaaatt

[stuck finch]

WHA!?!?!?

[lost vault]

heya :3

[fringe crest]

why welcome back(

[frank notch]

pretend i made a cat sound i dont have any more onopatopoieas

[stuck finch]

get better jokers then >:)

[lost vault]

i was banned like 2 days ago

:3

[fringe crest]

why

[fringe crest]

what

[fringe crest]

did you repent for your sins

[exotic orchid]

Oof

[lost vault]

i appealed

[serene forge]

wowwwww

[frank notch]

gtg now

[lost vault]

though i dont fully understand why i got banned i will still try to do better

[frank notch]

its past my bedtime

[drowsy rain]

What happened to bones 🥀

[fringe crest]

so uhh

[lost vault]

:P

[stone hornet]

Fuck my life I couldn’t find burglar in the end

[fringe crest]

that sounds dumb

[lost vault]

it is

dw

i think it was undeserved

but im biased

[exotic orchid]

What hand were you playing. Shouldn't have sold the chip source if it wasn't high enough.

[cerulean zenith]

Saved me from a previous blind, i was cooked there too

[drowsy rain]

If that was seriously the problem then it was probably my fault

[cerulean zenith]

Flushes with pairs in them

[drowsy rain]

There was no mult jokers

[fringe crest]

i got banned from valorant esports for saying ggez when they said something along the lines of "your mothers a w word"

[drowsy rain]

Besides like +8

that was probably the problem especially in a pairs build

[serene forge]

post seed

[fringe crest]

skill issue

[drowsy rain]

Not my seed

[serene forge]

oh

[lost vault]

society

[drowsy rain]

I was just looking at his joker build

[lost vault]

anyway i dont wanna talk about my ban too long, probably unproductive here

[lost vault]

jus get planets

duhh

[exotic orchid]

You had so much money you though. Should have rolled a bit once you lost mr bones.

[drowsy rain]

Again this is not my gameee 😭😭

[serene forge]

someone i know got banned from a random mobile game server for "being bad at terraria"

[lost vault]

qw

q

[drowsy rain]

Your first problem was playing valorant

Sorry to say

[cerulean zenith]

Madness on ante 2 i had a fun idea

[cosmic sun]

how washed you gotta be

"eye of cthulhu is impossible"

[exotic orchid]

My friend got muted in ow for saying ggez too lol.

[drowsy rain]

Every day I tell myself that Overwatch sucks and I won’t play it again

[exotic orchid]

I tried valorant once. Its so freaking toxic lmao. Specially the voice.

[drowsy rain]

And then I load up overwatch the next day

[exotic orchid]

Its in a good state rn ngl.

Just need to ban cat and sombra.

[drowsy rain]

I came back after a break simply because of the new update

I’m so washed

Venture otp

[sly osprey]

please discuss the game

[drowsy rain]

I love balaro!

glory to pairs!

all hail green joker!

[slow iris]

The Game

[exotic orchid]

If balatro isn't gambling why do i convert all my cards to lucky cards.

[cosmic sun]

Luckies are only gambling if they're the sole reason you're alive ngl

[drowsy rain]

Big money no whammies

[subtle drum]

i just lost the game

[lost vault]

balatro sentence here

:3

[rotund igloo]

Me too dammit

[lost vault]

you know what

[rotund igloo]

Chicken butt?

[lost vault]

you just WON the game!! congrats!! you dont have to avoid thinking about it anymore!!

[subtle drum]

if only there was a way to win 😔

[craggy hearth]

Your tounge is constantly touching the roof of your mouth

[lost vault]

4 jokers for 4 different build types

[fringe crest]

guys im making cookies ik this is off topic but idc and its my first time please wish me luck also should i make them bigger?

[lost vault]

uhh what does this mean

[subtle drum]

there is an itch somewhere on your body

[craggy hearth]

Just a fact

[lost vault]

oh

well yeah

it does rest there

[craggy hearth]

Yeah it’s on my scalp rn and it feels so good

[subtle drum]

you are now breathing manually

[lost vault]

.>

[craggy hearth]

Do you feel it now though

[cerulean zenith]

Way better than my previous runs

[lost vault]

you are now breathing automaticallly

[fringe crest]

BLINNNNKKKKK

[cosmic sun]

photo genuinely thinks he's part of the team

[craggy hearth]

Anyways this is game discussion

[lost vault]

maybe

i always feel my tongue

[craggy hearth]

Get back to it 🌹

[lost vault]

shrugs

[fringe crest]

sigh

[lost vault]

:wilted_srimp:

[fringe crest]

why do we have to talk about balatro in the balatro server

[cosmic sun]

you can feel your shirt on your collarbone

[lost vault]

😭

[craggy hearth]

Least obvious deleted message ever

Let’s chill out on stuff like that

[subtle drum]

that was slick wym

[fringe crest]

man lolhappy why would you delete that message

[lost vault]

i dunno they banned me for it so like i guess do as he says or something

🐱

[subtle drum]

yeah lolhappy that was some freaky shi

[craggy hearth]

This is a kids server at the end of the day guys

[craggy hearth]

[turbid dove]

Flush is one of. If not the best poker hands

[fringe crest]

yes sir right away sir ill get right on it

[lost vault]

the server owner makes sex joke gng

[fringe crest]

no

yeah

[cosmic sun]

Flush is one of the poker hands in Balatro

🦗

[fringe crest]

mr thunk has done that

[turbid dove]

Ancient joker

[lost vault]

i disagree, it is not multiple poker hands

[fringe crest]

flush five

fireeee

[turbid dove]

It is better i agree

[viral raft]

Well done

[fringe crest]

???

ig bro

[lost vault]

first of probably many

[craggy hearth]

The humble 3 stone and 2 lucky cards

[lost vault]

yay bloopy

[lost vault]

truth antimatter bomb

[craggy hearth]

You got a long way to go 🧡

[viral raft]

That's nice, no problem man i just wanted to speak with someone while

[lost vault]

flush isnt even like top 7 poker hands

broke n heart

[craggy hearth]

Flush isn’t even a poker hand

Wdym

[lost vault]

in fairness it carries early game

[exotic mica]

flush house ❤️

[lost vault]

truth truke

[viral raft]

Full house worst poker hand

Atleadt to make builds

[lost vault]

well uh

yeah probably

[craggy hearth]

Have you seen three pair

[lost vault]

three pair is op dude

[craggy hearth]

You can never get the cards for it

[viral raft]

I hate full house

[craggy hearth]

Yeah but you can’t make a build out of it

[exotic mica]

three pair?

as in play 6 cards?

[lost vault]

falsebomb

[craggy hearth]

No

Three pair

[exotic mica]

3oak?

[viral raft]

Yep, the guy who helped you have 3 C++s lmao

[craggy hearth]

No

[lost vault]

no

[craggy hearth]

Three pair

[viral mountain]

Do I nuke everything for a double X8 Canio

[lost vault]

three pair

you guys dont know three pair?

[exotic mica]

fym three pair

[lost vault]

show me your hands

[smoky niche]

next round is the plant what do i do

[craggy hearth]

oak = of a kind

[lost vault]

(hand levels)

[craggy hearth]

no

Three pair

[lost vault]

now dawns thy oakening

[smoky niche]

am i cooked

[north relic]

is a second ectoplasm worth it here?

[exotic mica]

three of a kind??? or three sets of two cards???

[craggy hearth]

Three pairs

[lost vault]

yeah sure

[viral mountain]

fnuy

[lost vault]

8x canio is nutty

uwu

[exotic mica]

but thats six cards

impossible

[turbid dove]

Yeah but buy some +mult jokers right after

[lost vault]

whats your problem

[craggy hearth]

That’s why I said you can never get the cards for it

[lost vault]

im just being myself

[craggy hearth]

You can’t make a build out of it

[exotic mica]

wha

[craggy hearth]

It’s a bad hand

[lost vault]

UwU

[craggy hearth]

Wait till you see who’s typing

[turbid dove]

Nuh uh. Look at my name. I lost a dare

[exotic mica]

big fan of flush 5

[lost vault]

i get to say whatever i want in your presense

for example

meow

[turbid dove]

Same

[cosmic sun]

my discord theme says something funny when no one is typing

[craggy hearth]

Flush 3 is better

[lost vault]

lolhappy dropping truth nukes left and right

[cosmic sun]

Wait a minute that's sad

[lost vault]

though honestly i prefer flush four

just personally

[cosmic sun]

Society when Flush 3

[craggy hearth]

Yall forgetting about flash one

Flush

[smoky niche]

hateful blind

[lost vault]

they are disruptive and annoying
-# thunk's words (paraphrased)

[viral mountain]

I got my Erosion back almost instantly we bing chilling

[turbid dove]

How about... Flush ace (im just yapping tbh)

[fringe nebula]

yellow deck?

[turbid dove]

Like you

[fresh vessel]

it’s ante 15, worth pivoting to holo out of the tc?

[smoky niche]

yes

[lost vault]

it is pretty obnoxious when you try to talk here and get bombarded with a million balayro gifd

[turbid dove]

Cry about it

Anyways

[north relic]

ay or nay?

[turbid dove]

Ok

[north relic]

horses?

[fresh vessel]

move into holo?

[exotic mica]

i love balatro the community is so positive

[stone shell]

is my econ cooking

[turbid dove]

Mr krabs's dream

I love rocket so much

[north relic]

whinnyyyy

[turbid dove]

Intrest at its finest state

[north relic]

idk anthoer horse sound i think lol

[lost vault]

pawsitive if you will

[turbid dove]

I. Used to not use intrest. But now its growing on me..

[lost vault]

:3c

endless is endless yes

[north relic]

not rly

[lost vault]

although it technically ends at ante 39 where the score becomes unbeatable

[north relic]

theres still a hard cap

[lost vault]

nan > naneinf for some reason

but mr bones bug can bypass ante 39

so its not a hard cap technically

[turbid dove]

Never get a eternal peredolia

[north relic]

no its js what srimky was saying

[turbid dove]

A plant might take advantge if it...

[lost vault]

no, still doesnt beat ante 39

also u can call me skinky

[north relic]

oki

[lost vault]

:3

[turbid dove]

Yeah

Gn yall

ADIOS

[lost vault]

yes technically

:3

[fresh vessel]

i’m copying correctly?

[lost vault]

with a certain bug you can get like ante 1000000 but thats a bug and doesnt really cout as beating it

[fresh vessel]

good?

[north relic]

its the eventual heat death of the universe - roffle

[lost vault]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1224181092358291456

[north relic]

ik :/

we could see the tru limits of the game

[fresh vessel]

yall am i copying right

[lost vault]

yesyeyyseyeyesy

not worth

[north relic]

sure wn

[heady narwhal]

wrong!! NaN is not greater than infinity. the actual logic is that infinity is not greater than or equal to NaN

[lost vault]

if it isnt greater than or equal to then it is less than

shrimple logic

[heady narwhal]

[lost vault]

yes i know its a programming quirk

im in compsci too like every femboy in existence

[heady narwhal]

you do literally get infinity points

[lost vault]

wrong

[fresh vessel]

just found an invis lmao

[lost vault]

you get nan*10^infinity points

[heady narwhal]

floating point Infinity that is

[heady narwhal]

that's balatro's number formatter displaying infinity weirdly

the internal value is floating point infinity

[viral mountain]

You're hilarious

[lost vault]

omg can u stop being such a nerd

[heady narwhal]

no

[lost vault]

technically youre scoring 1.4e308 so its not literally infinity

[manic talon]

2 mr bones, do the funny

[lost vault]

truth truke

[naive jolt]

No, sadly you can't assume that something not being false is true...

[viral mountain]

Everything here is funny

[lost vault]

i was bullshitting

although

[manic talon]

getting to ante 500+ is funniest

[stone shell]

da fudge

[lost vault]

in technical mathematics that IS true

if something is not greater than or equal to a value it is less htan

[fresh vessel]

is this good?

[lost vault]

or th evalue in question does not exist

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[heady narwhal]

this is also false because infinity is a special floating point value defined in the specs (also it's 1.8ish not 1.4)

[naive jolt]

A number just can't be compared to something which isn't a number math or not
Hence why NaN compared to anything is false

[lost vault]

okay but im not talking about "special floating point infinity"

they said infinity not floating point infiinity

[stone shell]

cant even scale pants in this economy 🙏

[viral mountain]

YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH BABEYYYYYYYYY

[naive jolt]

Like 3 Apple and 4 Bananas one isn't bigger or smaller

[north relic]

tuff maths

[lost vault]

is it infinity for the game's sake? sure, it beats all scores, but it isnt literal infinity

[stone shell]

im assuming i sell a fool for emperor right

[cosmic sun]

Did you really need chip support?

[stone shell]

it was shiny

[fresh vessel]

js found negative juggler

[fresh vessel]

all red seal

[cosmic sun]

avarice consumes you

[north relic]

but like back to my q is 2nd ecto worth it here?

[fresh vessel]

yes

just seeing how high i can go

no it’s unseeded bro it’s crazy

by FAR my new high score

js got the serpent

gonna be able to post a crazy high score

[stone shell]

dafuq

2 nat negatives in 3 antes

[light brook]

fellas can we naneinf with stm 🤔

[fresh vessel]

yes

[north relic]

idk wut to do gng

[fresh vessel]

e100 might be wishful thinking but it would be sick

[north relic]

it js got into my algorithm and the rest is history

[dapper zenith]

fellas

any tips forg olden needly

currently resetting for megabuffonery

[dapper zenith]

will try this ty for the tip

[north relic]

thats crazy

[viral mountain]

Currently at X15

Barely holding on but still alive

[north relic]

is second ecto good here?

unseeded btw

[plain briar]

what to i replace for brainstorm

[stone shell]

i would replace reserved

[plain briar]

then theres no point of dice

[fringe nebula]

ok you-

[smoky niche]

should have thought of that

manifest a tag

[stone shell]

its

the same seed

[fringe nebula]

it's the same seed

[stone shell]

you had the option as well

[fringe nebula]

lmao

not to mention that this seed literally give you a chariot after you beat ante 6

[north relic]

helwp

[stone shell]

i would hold onto ecto

only good hits here are baron and brainstorm imo

for the extreme long term

[north relic]

so hold it and wait to see of smthn good comes

mby bluprint since it can still showup in the shop

[north relic]

also thx for answering appreciate it

[stone shell]

yup

[smoky niche]

wait wtf

[fringe nebula]

here i thought i'm going to have to do some funny shenanigans on this seed to counter the plant

turns out there's a boss tag

[smoky niche]

ok i might be blind

i just dont know what the reroll tag looks like

[fringe crest]

this is why its the best skip

always clutches

[smoky niche]

💀

[stone shell]

the urge

i dont hav anything to lose so

[smoky niche]

well i guess i look at tags from now on

[fringe nebula]

flush into straight gogogogo

[stone shell]

that is exactly what happened wtf

[fringe nebula]

LMAO

[stone shell]

disrespect highcard 😎

[tropic mulch]

Full House supremacy

[stone shell]

surely theres something in the shop right

[fringe crest]

nothing

nothing for miles

you wont get a drop

[stone shell]

bus

[lost vault]

out of all the hands you choose to glaze the worst

broken heart emoji

[fringe crest]

is it bad that i memorized all planets because of balatro

[stone shell]

the game is taunting me by giving me business card and an idol on a face card

[fringe crest]

also

when i got home

there was a really big line thing across my torso and it hurt a lot

[tropic mulch]

Me and the fellas flexing our knowledge about Planet X

[fringe crest]

love planet x

[lost vault]

no?? ihad them memorized like way before balatro

[fringe crest]

i couldnt memorize them

[lost vault]

howzwers

[fringe crest]

uhh

they are too big for my mind

[stone shell]

decision paralysis theres so much that can be done with the fool here

all three are valid line but i think hunged is the best

[tropic mulch]

Hit the judgement

[fringe crest]

i havent actually played balatro in a while i just talk here

[fringe crest]

is it hunged or hanged?

[stone shell]

hanged

[tropic mulch]

The dangle man

[fringe crest]

i think theres a argument for both

[tropic mulch]

Irish Localization

[north relic]

i js skipped a soul for the first time🥀

[fringe crest]

show me why

[green apex]

woo

[plain briar]

do u think hand size is better than cavendish

[stone shell]

i swear every time i lose its just a stupid mistake from shopping

[green apex]

green - green

[fringe crest]

omfg rings hurt a lot

how do people keep them on all day

[viral mountain]

Ante 1 Investment Tag ain't actually a bad option

[stone shell]

i meant the double skip

[north relic]

this was after it (so i didnt have the ecto)

[fringe crest]

yeah yhats valid

[fringe nebula]

@smoky niche i still beat the boss blind without taking the reroll tag on this seed anyway

don't fully commit into face cards

[fringe crest]

maybe mime but idk your scoring

[stone shell]

bones

[tropic mulch]

The plant be planting seeds of doubt

Jumpscare

[stone shell]

this guy is why i hate facecards

[north relic]

in like my first gold stake run i got a holo brainstorm and ankh by like ante 3

[smoky niche]

💔 lesson learnt ig

[viral mountain]

Funnily enough, also valid sometimes

50 dollars going into Ante 2 is nothing to laugh at

[stone shell]

yeah i got really good scoring from it and some funky tarots

[coarse bobcat]

when you dont pay attention and run into brick wall

[stone shell]

unfortunately im a dumbass

[north relic]

i had a run at lik ante 14 that was using photochad with kings and the boss was the mark so i thought i whould prob reroll cause i still had a big deck and it rerolled to plant, and that was that

[tropic mulch]

$50 enough to buy 2 good jokers in goldstake

[north relic]

what is tease gng

[coarse bobcat]

dont worry about it

[tropic mulch]

Do any of y’all just type in random words for seeds?

[viral mountain]

Is the respective planet for it Vulcan

[north relic]

yh

[lost vault]

ive used skinky as a seed

:3c

[tropic mulch]

N i c r

[north relic]

is tutorial the same seed for everyone?

[lost vault]

it is op turst

yeah

[viral mountain]

All Seeds are the Same Seeds for everyone

[north relic]

u go tlike a rly good run one time when i restarted lol

[stone shell]

do you do balatro coaching by any chance or do you just play seeds people failed on to see what could've been done to win

[lost vault]

the tutorial is played on the seed "tutorial"

[tropic mulch]

I typed THEFIVE5 and got an anti 1 rocket

[coarse bobcat]

pluto

[tropic mulch]

And a holographic hack

[fringe nebula]

i play seeds people failed on

[stone shell]

type BLASTOFF in the seed to get ante one rocket constellation /joke

[cosmic sun]

How effective would coaching a game in progress be

[lost vault]

type meow in the seed and get uhh idk

[tropic mulch]

10% off

[coarse bobcat]

depends what for

[cosmic sun]

I think DrSpectred did it on Roffle afaik

[tropic mulch]

Balatro promo code

[fringe nebula]

even without knowing there's going to be a plant, i would still make steel 10s or steel aces

[north relic]

i can never replicate seends and idk why lol

[coarse bobcat]

if you want naninf its pretty useful

[cosmic sun]

Nah GS I mean

[fringe nebula]

i have some..... trust issues with this game

[coarse bobcat]

yall want a seed for double skip into perkeo bp?

[lost vault]

no