🕹・game-discussion

[frank grove]

which people here beat like with no info

[fiery nymph]

for my gold stake runs i end up reseting a LOT for seeds

[heavy heron]

rares only…

[fiery nymph]

is that a skill issue or is that normal

[fringe nebula]

skill issue

[frank grove]

i never reset runs

[heavy heron]

you’d NEED an ancient run

like wtf are other rares going to do

[twin lantern]

Im cold

[heavy heron]

blueprint? brainstorm? baseball card?

they don’t do anything on their own

[frank grove]

i mean you could do it with the hand specific ones

[fiery nymph]

i mean some of my runs just give me a horrid start

[frank grove]

the order with enough straight levels does just win

[heavy heron]

oh true actually

[fringe nebula]

keep going and see how far you can go

[heavy heron]

so like

[frank grove]

but you would have to do that over and over and over again

[heavy heron]

an early trio.. family… order..

could self sustain possibly? somehow

[frank grove]

probably a lot of painted deck i imagine

[heavy heron]

maybe not family

[fiery nymph]

i try and do that and just feel like i waste a lot of time

[heavy heron]

on erratic maybe

[heady minnow]

I really need to pay more attention to my runs I keep losing them cause I don't skip the boss blind or I miss that I forgot to play one card

[fiery nymph]

sure every now and then it helps me discover more about other cards but i feel like discovering should be more white stake

[heavy heron]

yeah believe it or not, forgetting to play a card or not clicking it before hitting play hand

happens a lot

i’ve hit “play hand” on an unintended hand a lot

LOOLLL

[fringe nebula]

don't you feel it, the thrill of barely managing to beat a blind?

[frank grove]

i almost never but i am a veryyy slow player

[cosmic sun]

some are easier to discover in white stake for sure

like the ones you would not do incidentally

[heavy heron]

i practically speedrun this game so

that could be why

[frank grove]

yeah that makes sense

[fiery nymph]

its nice when i do that but its not nice being behind the next one

[serene forge]

I hate Throwback

[frank grove]

speedrunning seems cool until you see people do 40 hours of plasma gold...

[heavy heron]

i think you misspelled bloodstone

[fiery nymph]

i hate both

throwback feels icky to use and bloodstone just sucks

😣

[olive flax]

Guys, i need help deciding if I should take Brainstorm or not

[fringe nebula]

sorry my winstreak mentality just don't understand how you feel

[cosmic sun]

the idf: "I disagree"

[heavy heron]

yes

lusty can die :)

[fiery nymph]

💔 different skill ratios for sure

[frank grove]

your hand level si probably better than lusty, but money isnt a problem so you could replace rocket

[heavy heron]

i think keep rocket

delete lusty

[frank grove]

either doesnt really matter, but big rocket is fun

[olive flax]

Having trouble deciding between rocket and lust

[heavy heron]

money is more important than 3 mult before x mult

with a brainstorm copying bloodstone

there’s no reason you’d need lusty

[olive flax]

Hhm ok thx

[heavy heron]

you’re getting 1.5x^5 compared to 15 mult

[olive flax]

Yea

You're right

Thx

[bitter schooner]

Chat. This was suppose to be a trib run

Gotta sell the trib

[willow frost]

all roads lead to baron mime

[indigo mesa]

damnn i used two glass cards lol, shame they both broke

[lavish shuttle]

This is gonna sound like a noobie question but do I copy baron or mime or split for most score

[indigo mesa]

this build has no right getting scores this high lol

[indigo mesa]

split half and half

[lavish shuttle]

First baron run kinda nervous

[indigo mesa]

lol fair enough, what ante are u at? hows ur deck looking

ive gotten legendaryless naneinf so i can sort of help

[bitter schooner]

Chat what do i do here

[indigo mesa]

damn, i guess u gotta risk selling the dna cus it can come back later but thats kinda awful timing lol

[lavish shuttle]

My deck fixing is terrible rn I’m not gonna get any higher than ante 20 prob but I’m trying lol, kinda just been trying to get as many steels on the board as possible to make up for my blue seal gold card catastrophe

[indigo mesa]

right now keep ur deck small to try and fix it to just kings

[bitter schooner]

I do hope for a bp or bs value from this

[bitter schooner]

Got most of it fixed just need to make a few copies of the red seal and find a devil

Istg

[indigo mesa]

right now gold is best if u want naneinf but i see ur js trying to survive lol, if u think u can survive it i would take the showman here and just absolutely pray for a bp/bs but its a huge risk

[indigo mesa]

lmaoo

[bitter schooner]

This is so buns

And so goddamn funny

[lavish shuttle]

Gambling? Sound good to me

[indigo mesa]

lmaoo good luck

[olive flax]

Guys im back, Chad showed up do i take it?

[frank grove]

thats a nice shop

[leaden rune]

i just blew this run because i didnt pay attention to boss blind...

[indigo mesa]

it might be over but i should be able to survive this with a straight flush and a flush

[olive flax]

Lust is brainstorm now, do I switch anything out for chad?

[arctic dirge]

mustard

[indigo mesa]

id switch out rocket

[arctic dirge]

prob rocket

[indigo mesa]

ayy easy mode

time to die! :)

unless i can find justice FAST

[proven gulch]

luckiest man alive?

[arctic dirge]

son

[lavish shuttle]

Wow desmos balatro

[indigo mesa]

goodbye world

[lavish shuttle]

gg

[proven gulch]

yall never talk about the important bit

[indigo mesa]

i have 10 hands so i should find this glass jack, copy it a bunch, and try to play two strushes with it

[lavish shuttle]

Can you naneinf

[proven gulch]

Theoretically

[indigo mesa]

strush set up i almost have hope

[proven gulch]

Same number too because desmos

lol

[indigo mesa]

ts cannot be real

[proven gulch]

It's 437 lines

[indigo mesa]

i was talking abt the luck cus “yall never talk about the important bit” lol

[proven gulch]

i rigged it

[arctic dirge]

bro is playing balatro or sm

idk

[lavish shuttle]

This the type of stuff I’m gonna have to pull off in desmos on my SAT in 2 weeks

[arctic dirge]

desmos so freaking tuff

[proven gulch]

gl

[arctic dirge]

my school doesnt like desmos

[proven gulch]

desmos lowkey makes sat math free if you know how to use it

[lavish shuttle]

Ohmygod I almost just sold my baron accidentally

[arctic dirge]

thats why they banned it for me😭😭

daughter im hysterical

[proven gulch]

on the sat?

[indigo mesa]

moment of truth

[indigo mesa]

quick main menu

[arctic dirge]

in general lol

[proven gulch]

thats not possible

[lavish shuttle]

I’ve been practicing the diff problems types im supposed to see to carry me cuz im not in algebra 2 like its heavily focused on

[indigo mesa]

(youre probably cooked)

[arctic dirge]

except for niche cases

our school issues physical calcz

but i bought my own personal one to play pokemon red on

[lavish shuttle]

Oh shoot I’m about to lose lmao

[proven gulch]

Tbh nothing goes far past geometry level

[terse imp]

Why does wheel of fortune never work

[lavish shuttle]

😔

I should not have lost that

[robust lance]

i made you lose

cause i'm EVILLLLL

[proven gulch]

no money no retcon?

[lavish shuttle]

I was in a rough place

[indigo mesa]

LETS FUCKING GO

[indigo mesa]

i might actually survive ts ante

[robust lance]

thanfully you werent between a rock

[indigo mesa]

fuck me dude what

[terse imp]

Do i skip for red card value

[terse imp]

Dump hallucination

[indigo mesa]

well. this is certainly interesting

[indigo mesa]

i could theoretically survive until maybe ante 13 but prolly not

[terse imp]

I just failed 7 wheels in a row ama

[indigo mesa]

I ONLY HAVE ONE GLASS CARD?????

[indigo mesa]

13% chance but it feels more like a 90% chance

[terse imp]

Would've been 14 but my game crashed on wheel #7

[indigo mesa]

its so over dude what is this luck

[indigo mesa]

how much scoring is flush five again i might need to pivot

[terse imp]

So I may have just bricked my save file

[umbral fable]

First game stats

[terse imp]

Nah but like what is that seed

[umbral fable]

Lol first game

[indigo mesa]

FUCK. I THREW OUT THE JACKS

its over

[tulip aurora]

Rip

[calm furnace]

the entire run i was below interest

[tranquil steppe]

Can you create all glass kings with the deaths?

[terse imp]

Well my game is bricked now

[calm furnace]

red card and campfire dont even need econ they are that broken 😩

[indigo mesa]

oh i did the main menu thing and glitched the game. goodbye i think i couldve survived that but alas

look guys high scores (i think either playing offline or naneinf fucked my stats)

[indigo mesa]

if i had this seed again i could get a lot farther knowing what i know now

(as in like ante 13 unless there’s a baron somewhere)

i forgot how fun balatro is lol

[lyric karma]

ok the process was shit

died on ante 6

[indigo mesa]

lol

[lyric karma]

😭

[indigo mesa]

WAIT THE SERVER TAG SAYS JIMBO NOW?? LOLL

thats so much better then MULT

[lyric karma]

Guess my gold stake runs really are cursed

[lyric karma]

yea

[indigo mesa]

second use for the mb character (first being femboy server tag)

[umbral fable]

Does the 80+ count on the multiplyer, or is it added afterwards as a standard 80??

[lyric karma]

Hoy do you know that in the first place

[indigo mesa]

counts in the multiplier

[indigo mesa]

whaat umm idkk

[indigo mesa]

loll

should i do a classic white stake plasma deck run

[indigo mesa]

maybe go for naneinf but i forgor how to do crimson bean ngl

[lyric karma]

go for it

[indigo mesa]

not that i need crimson bean for naneinf but i do need it if i want ante 39 (my ass is not finding a perkeo for the second run in a row)

[woven spire]

wraith gamble.....

[hollow atlas]

my body is a machine that turns the left card into the right card

[indigo mesa]

oh if i do this i should play on my non-unlocked profile so hit the road isnt in the pool (purposefully havent unlocked it for this reason and technically still dont have completionist lol)

[indigo mesa]

is your body death perchance

[hollow atlas]

is that a fucking maze

[arctic dirge]

my body is a machine that turns 5 cards of the same suite into 35 chips and 4 mult

[proven gulch]

It's Hit the Road

[indigo mesa]

is your body this emoji 😳

(flushed)

[arctic dirge]

hit the road lowk underrated

[arctic dirge]

no its 🤑

[proven gulch]

Oh shit i just realized its called htr cause of the song

[green apex]

bloodstone for fuck sake, 0/0 during big and boss blinds

[arctic dirge]

because im credit card

[indigo mesa]

oh i think this is why i stopped playing LMAO

[fringe nebula]

understandable

[indigo mesa]

ghost deck gold stake is so easy i dont want to go back to this ill just do a nice chill high score run

[indigo mesa]

iirc i beat purple stake twice and it didnt count either time

[proven gulch]

I stopped playing cause the game just got boring

idk why

[indigo mesa]

mobile balatro kinda fucked sometimes

[arctic dirge]

mango balatro kinda burger sometimes

[indigo mesa]

my love 😻

[fluid musk]

ayyyy quick question

where should i ask this

[harsh relic]

bloodstone moment

[indigo mesa]

maybe i shoulda taken halfsies but idk lol

[fluid musk]

the fap cap in the mobile version is 30 or 60

[harsh relic]

is your middle name cheese 🤯🤯🤯

[shell dagger]

nah it’s white stake

[fluid musk]

is there any plan to allow high fps?

[indigo mesa]

the fap cap??????

[fluid musk]

fps

** !!

olol

frames per second

[indigo mesa]

i hope ts server has a starboard

[fluid musk]

30 cards fapped

srsly tho where can i ask for this enhancement

cause i've been remoting to my pc to play with people through mobile

and now i bought the android version

but dat fps cap

sry

fap cap

[arctic dirge]

do you come with fries???

[lyric karma]

hell nah

[indigo mesa]

?

[lyric karma]

or gold stake really is that hard and i have an skill issue and bad luck or what you saying is wrong

havent won a single gs run on ghost deck

[fiery nymph]

that was my first gs

[indigo mesa]

oh fuck this shop is so good

[fiery nymph]

just get everything 🥹

[indigo mesa]

really? i think all but one of my four or five gs wins were on ghost deck, and they were all straight flush builds 😭

[indigo mesa]

EXACTLY

might have to sell my death for ts

[fiery nymph]

eh

maybe just do one pack

[indigo mesa]

PEAK

[rigid acorn]

minor question, it's been a while since I played Balatro - would you put Bloodstone on the left or keep the Chad there?

[fiery nymph]

nevermind

🔥

[harsh relic]

most of my wins is on ghost deck

[proven gulch]

soul in the right spectral is chicot, which you can sell for $10 to buy the rest of the shop

[indigo mesa]

lmao

[indigo mesa]

i have to test the wraith (save scumming isnt cheating i swear)

[indigo mesa]

its the fucking family ew

[arctic dirge]

what do yall know about hit the road

[proven gulch]

family wins white stake on its own

[indigo mesa]

again? how lucky am i

[proven gulch]

test le wraith

[indigo mesa]

ive been keeping it locked for forever js so it isnt in the pool

[woven spire]

Oops! all rentals!

[indigo mesa]

im getting c+ before completionist if i do come back to balatro lol

[fiery nymph]

havent used it yet much

[indigo mesa]

itll be family again thats how it works

[proven gulch]

oh you're a scumbag

[indigo mesa]

rebate carrying so hard rn good luck lol

[fiery nymph]

its okay you have a rebate

👀

[arctic dirge]

its goated lowk

[bitter schooner]

Where is ecto... where are my astral pack thingies.... i need it...

[fiery nymph]

im sure its amazing i just have to fix for it

and i never find it early!

always on some ante 7 bs

[woven spire]

well, gotta pivot

[arctic dirge]

basically baron but for people who arent irl vagabond

[rigid acorn]

hmm I switched it up like so and got 765m but I think it could still be better

[fiery nymph]

its baron but for ur played hand

🔥

[lavish shuttle]

The run will always die with a baron in hand

[arctic dirge]

trust all you need is purple seal and you won

you win balatro

[fiery nymph]

i usually win when i have blue seals

🙏

or spare trousers shop 1

oh for htr

yeah fr

[robust lance]

Peek shop

[indigo mesa]

the water with trading card is so cruel 😐

[indigo mesa]

look at the poor guy wiggling

[proven gulch]

can't

[indigo mesa]

bro i hate the water

[fiery nymph]

i like trading card

[indigo mesa]

ALREADY LES GOO

[indigo mesa]

i dont need business card lol

[obsidian oracle]

to sell or not to sell

[indigo mesa]

yummy purps

[indigo mesa]

you do not need that chicot (unless plant is coming up)

[fiery nymph]

goated run

[obsidian oracle]

i had plant ante 9

so im prob fine

[indigo mesa]

yea lol

[sand cliff]

bro how the hell do i win plasma deck

[obsidian oracle]

wtf

[native cape]

place your bets, what we getting guys

[obsidian oracle]

mime and baron in back to back rerolls

[sand cliff]

yorick

[indigo mesa]

canio

[obsidian oracle]

rick says yo

[native cape]

and the winner is trib!

[obsidian oracle]

spam +chips to extreme or quickly pivot from chips to xmult

[indigo mesa]

mime is actually so goated rn id def take it even if it were useless later on

chips is really hard 😭 the strat is almost always chips in the first 3 or 4 antes then pivot HARD

[sand cliff]

i see, i keep getting to like ante 6 and peaking out

[indigo mesa]

to do list just gave me hc or pair for like the fifth time in a row what a goated joker

[rancid gull]

4th win guys

[obsidian oracle]

i think you can survive reliably up to bb or boss ante 2 with no jokers so you could always like not go chops if you find something good

[indigo mesa]

fuck i forgot to save a discard

[indigo mesa]

invis gold sticker!

YUMMY

[rancid gull]

BD++ will be mine

[indigo mesa]

actually not too yummy. but ive surely ran out of luck on the todo list anyways

[cosmic sun]

what does bd++ stand for wrong answers onlyh

[indigo mesa]

ts run boutta be so good

[indigo mesa]

big dih plus plus

[buoyant venture]

guys what should i do

[cosmic sun]

death for 9

[buoyant venture]

? im kinda new

waht does that mean

oh

lol

[proven gulch]

Ankh the michael

[buoyant venture]

actully tho

anch the michal

[cosmic sun]

speculative cloud 9

nah dont thats bait

[indigo mesa]

i ALWAYS FORGET RAHH

[buoyant venture]

do waht then

[cosmic sun]

Turn smth into 9 or change the suits

[proven gulch]

Death the 7 into the bonus queen

[cosmic sun]

Like you said you wanted to dupe banana but with that setup you already have functionally two bananas

[proven gulch]

But ankh the michael for michael cavendish synergy!!

[wintry ice]

it sounds good for fits but i forgot it's perishable

[unborn cliff]

fits

[indigo mesa]

so beautiful

[quartz salmon]

Should I take either of these?

[indigo mesa]

i wouldnt

[quartz salmon]

Ok

Thx

[indigo mesa]

wh-what the fuck

[indigo mesa]

damnn i need my scoring… goodbye chad for sure, i guess bye trading card but ill miss you

sixth sense i dont need

as soon as i say goodbye to chad

[serene forge]

no

actually bbc could be maybe worth considering but still i dont think so

[indigo mesa]

well thats a shame, i wasted all my discards looking for the red seal and now i cant use my purps

[frail cedar]

yo i just started playing balatro, any tips for me?

[native cape]

guys time to guess again!

who we thinkin

[gleaming prism]

flush

[indigo mesa]

my deck is too small i needed this dna

[native cape]

oop

not who you wanna see

[indigo mesa]

oh god i need baron fast

[sand cliff]

i got it!

[dense stag]

having the time of my life rn

[umbral fable]

So close

[harsh relic]

learn every joker and builds

[knotty zodiac]

how to create ultimate suffering: obelisk bus burglar

[indigo mesa]

I NEED SCORINGGG

[umbral fable]

Why arent you using your tarot cards??

[indigo mesa]

im holding them so that the tarot cards i want are more likely to appear in the shop since these wont be able to

[umbral fable]

Oooo damn

Smart

Also damn youre racked up🤑

[indigo mesa]

ah fuck it ill prolly sell square joker

[wintry ice]

this would work with a straight build

or just a flush build since runner is at 200

[harsh relic]

def

[indigo mesa]

oh. i saw bull earlier. i just realized a bull would solve every little bit of my problems

i had to do it otherwise i woulda been cooked

OH FUCK

[wintry ice]

good time to sticker this too

[indigo mesa]

WHY DID I USE MY DEATH I SHOULDVE MADE GLASS CARDS FUCKKK

[echo sphinx]

time to Justice kings

[wintry ice]

i think i prefer going straights because of the level difference

[indigo mesa]

yep

[wintry ice]

but fitting more face cards into the hand would be good

[indigo mesa]

ok im fine whew

[foggy sun]

HOLY. This is why we playing balatro

[indigo mesa]

made like no money tho shit

[foggy sun]

I just got a blueprint off a judgement RIGHT after getting antimatter

[stark karma]

I don't think there's a greedier player out there (check the money)

[indigo mesa]

god damn ive been waiting for u all game

[foggy sun]

biblical levels of greed

[indigo mesa]

wha 😭

[hybrid tendon]

balatrodle in 5

[indigo mesa]

i love that i dont even take these

[stark karma]

9 is close enough teebs

[indigo mesa]

yea but i have a ton of red seals

[echo sphinx]

5 for gold thonk

[stark karma]

fair

[serene forge]

3/2/26 balatrodle in 3

[indigo mesa]

rewarded

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[indigo mesa]

5oak actually coming in clutch rn

[indigo mesa]

“i need scoring” the delightful and thoughtful five of a kind hand:

[umbral fable]

What exactly does +1 hand size mean?

[indigo mesa]

your hand will be able to hold 9 cards instead of 8

[wintry ice]

5oak with mime

[serene forge]

your hand can hold +1 card

[umbral fable]

Oh like the draw pile?

[serene forge]

I hate Five of a Kind

[indigo mesa]

unfortunately my scoring is cooked and i need it

[serene forge]

did you really have to play it

would 4oak not have worked

[umbral fable]

Its basically a +1 draw kinda

[indigo mesa]

my deck btw

[wintry ice]

erm

[serene forge]

why are you making glass???

[indigo mesa]

youre probably right and unlocking 5oak is risky… yea actually i cant justify this ur just straight up rigt

[indigo mesa]

cus i almost died like four times and i desperately needed it in the moment

the way i scored that high was from 5oak glass btw

[serene forge]

bruh

[indigo mesa]

if i get a baron or bull all my problems are solved

[wintry ice]

red seal gold save

i should have carried an enhancement tarot that was way too close

[indigo mesa]

wait fuck why do i have this rebate my econ is so covered istg im just playing on autopilot

[indigo mesa]

dude i had so many opportunities to take better jokers wtf am i doing

[marsh dove]

well

[finite heron]

Sometimes you just be discarding things without thinking

[finite heron]

Is that an eternal polychrome blackboard

[indigo mesa]

TRUEE

[marsh dove]

yes

its the most 0 effort gold stake run ever done

[finite heron]

Seconds later realizing I'm doing absolutely nothing

[indigo mesa]

dude i havent played for so long i actually had to take a second to think and remember what blackboard did

im so cooked

[dire sapphire]

my best run today:
polychrome green joker + triple cavendish + a random ahhh chips joker

[marsh dove]

early midas and blue seal made it a guaranteed win from start xd

[wintry ice]

i think i ditched something insane for my build once

idr though

[marsh dove]

well

[proper pollen]

is the blueprint worth taking?

[dire sapphire]

i have intentionally passed up a brainstorm before because it would do basically nothing

[marsh dove]

yeah brainstorm not always good

[wintry ice]

oh yeah i skipped over erosion with 36 cards once

and died

[dire sapphire]

yea

[marsh dove]

oof

with an equivalent mult or just as a mistake?

[finite heron]

Yeah but like that's once in 37 times

[wintry ice]

3oak flushes anyone

slash jay

[dire sapphire]

Did quick calculation

[wintry ice]

a huge mistake

[marsh dove]

not really

[wintry ice]

cost me the run

[marsh dove]

brainstorm is good but theres a lot of situations iw ouldnt

[dire sapphire]

Not taking blueprint:
10 triggers of baseball card

Taking blueprint:
12 triggers of baseball card

[finite heron]

Fair

[wintry ice]

i think it's better to say that brainstorm isn't always overpowered

[indigo mesa]

this is straight up just better then rebate welcome to the team

[wintry ice]

it's worth it just for economy a lot of times

[indigo mesa]

wait nevermind i dont have odd cards

it might be better anyways cus rebate is so ass rn 😭 im taking it

[marsh dove]

which requires you to have a copyable value generator in the first place

[dire sapphire]

i would usually not take brainstorm on a run with a scaling +mult and the rest of the slots being xmult

[marsh dove]

i take it if i have money and space though most of the time

[serene forge]

I love Blackboard

[dire sapphire]

Blackboard is amazing

imo

[wintry ice]

what are you playing 5oaks of

[wintry ice]

what are you doing

oh look a free run

[marsh dove]

I CANT SPIN THE WHEEL

[serene forge]

that dna looks very not useful rn

[marsh dove]

tragic

[coral jacinth]

my goat !!!!!!!!

[indigo mesa]

this is my first time playing in like literally a year 😭

im figuring it out

[wintry ice]

is this a good opportunity to sticker todd

i could sell runner for it since it's the easiest joker to sticker i have

i can survive halving my score

[umbral fable]

The Watcher is so bs man wtf

[wintry ice]

well not quite halve but yknow

[indigo mesa]

wanted to see my scoring cap lmao

[indigo mesa]

wait fuck why didnt i just make steel i have a mime

holy fuck i just realized how bad i am

[marsh dove]

end of the easiest gold stake run to ever do it

[serene forge]

just get rushdown infinite

[marsh dove]

deck fixing ♥️

[fringe nebula]

I'm really desperate for any kind of xmult here

yes, i took observatory because i really need xmult

[indigo mesa]

FINALLY. FUCK WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG

[fringe nebula]

because blueprint is a rare joker

[sullen patrol]

As the prophecy foretold

[fringe nebula]

take mystic summit

[proven gulch]

Cerdi

Cerdit cra

[robust lance]

Pack in credit card

[indigo mesa]

baron comes and its over

[wintry ice]

interessante

[umbral fable]

Idk if i have that unlocked yet but thank you

[indigo mesa]

and THIS is what blue joker is for!

[wintry ice]

selling chad

[indigo mesa]

that baron better hurry up cus its abt to start scaling crazy

[wintry ice]

ok cool i got a justice

that's what i wanted for this

new high score for the profile

low key worth

nice

[fringe nebula]

I KNEW UT

I KNEW IT WAS COMING

always keep luchador in your joker slot

[indigo mesa]

forgot to roll down :c hope there wasnt a baron or brainstorm in that ante

[knotty zodiac]

cerulean bell working overtime to try to screw me

[indigo mesa]

what the FUCK AM I DOING I JUST REALIZED I STILL HAVE SCARY FACE I PASSED SO MANY RARES AND DIDNT TAKE THEM

[indigo mesa]

some of which like burnt also wouldve actually been helpful

[wintry ice]

uh yeah you can see the boss 3 rounds in advance

smh

[native cape]

round 1 perkeo? o.O

or trib?

canio 🤮

[indigo mesa]

aw thats sad timing for the serpent

[dusky plinth]

is it possible for a seed to have every joker have both eternal and rented?

[indigo mesa]

i love how the soul is so rare and then half the time its just ass (not saying round 1 canio is ass but u never get what u want)

[indigo mesa]

itd have to be a glitched seed, maybe but probably not ion know much abt those seeds

[native cape]

idk the last time i had yorick or perkeo 😭

[dusky plinth]

if a seed had every card that could have eternal and rented have them, would it be winnable on gold stakes?

im curious how far "there are no unwinnable games" can go

[fringe nebula]

humble ramen being useful

[indigo mesa]

interesting… i think i actually take this here

[tribal portal]

Lucky run or idol run?

[indigo mesa]

goodbye duo nobody ever loved you

[fringe nebula]

whoa you're going too far there

duo is one of the most reliable and guaranteed-to-give-you-value xmult joker

[indigo mesa]

🤯

[tribal portal]

Woa

So whats bet? Lucky cat or idol?

[knotty zodiac]

depends on the cards. i think pulling something like eternal rental rebate/bus/square should be still set up the run pretty well

[torpid jolt]

Hey wait I just noticed, they actually did the switch 2 copy solely for mouse support thing I suggested a while back but DIDN’T make it so you can carry over your switch 1 copy’s save to the switch 2 copy?

[indigo mesa]

this might take a while

[indigo mesa]

i seriously hate that i got serpent this early but ill still have some fun

[torpid jolt]

omg they even coded it to have two individual mouse positions (even though only one shows at a time)

[indigo mesa]

damnn! cant take it cus no red seal but shinyy

[indigo mesa]

itd give me one extra e

[knotty zodiac]

wait for deja vu?

[indigo mesa]

ill take the queen tho cus purple seals are extremely important right now and i have like none

[indigo mesa]

id love to but i just dont have time i need purple seals

[knotty zodiac]

yep gotta deckfix

[still oasis]

i reached black stake!!!

[tender cedar]

im on anaglyph and i have lots of double tags, do i take the rare skip in hopes for a blueprint or brainstorm

these r my jokers

[fringe nebula]

i brought luchador from ante 2

[indigo mesa]

lol. showman so silly. whats next, a showman?

[indigo mesa]

LOL! showman is truly the G.O.A.T. for this 😂😂

[stoic isle]

why is your game tall

[echo sphinx]

twice the fools om

[serene forge]

Garlic

[echo sphinx]

99% of players sell showman before he rolls a second Blueprint

[stoic isle]

99% of gamblers

[wintry ice]

i never sell showman!

(i don't buy him)

[indigo mesa]

honestly im good

[indigo mesa]

i took the hweel in hopes of hitting DNA or showman lol

[tender cedar]

ok i took the tags and got a brainstorm, sadly no blueprint tho

[serene forge]

no

[indigo mesa]

this boss blind is so fucking annoying im just gonna get this round over with

[stoic isle]

no you should've sold all your jokers and gotten an even steven

[indigo mesa]

wait for juggle tag fr

[indigo mesa]

lol i did that once at like ante 24

[tender cedar]

yea gotta get the naneinf on ante 13 fr fr

[serene forge]

how many not kings do you even have

also you should not be holding onto a showman with 39 dollars

and no brainstorm

[indigo mesa]

i rolled down HEAVY last round

i actually have good econ like at least $150 every shop

[echo sphinx]

the mighty fine golden card:

[tender cedar]

actually, hold onto it to find another showman so u can sell the showman as econ

[serene forge]

it's ante 12 you should have like a couple thousand dollars

[echo sphinx]

how are you getting a couple thousand dollars

[indigo mesa]

gold cards blueprint mime

[tender cedar]

omg wheel of fortune is so nice to me today with TWO polychromes

[indigo mesa]

fair

[echo sphinx]

that is not a couple thousand dollars i swear

[indigo mesa]

heyy

[echo sphinx]

owo

[indigo mesa]

well showman as much as i loved you im gonna have to gamble

ill be back lol

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[torpid jolt]

I’m gonna be completely honest here, the only reason I’m pissed about this is because I’m gonna have to unlock everything again if I wanna say I got any of the completionist achievements

That or play the switch 1 version

even though mouse support

[median nova]

My biggest wee

[indigo mesa]

ok wait. i know i said id sell showman. but could i sell DNA here? hear me out

obv i wouldnt want it to copy showman but id sell before then

[median nova]

Depends how many kings you have

[spring granite]

what about list

[echo sphinx]

u could :thonk:

[indigo mesa]

ms lesbian what are your thoughts on this @serene forge

[echo sphinx]

list is Negative, u dont get to replace the joker like that

[fringe nebula]

off to a great start

[median nova]

Yeah get rid of dna

And showman before you sell invis

[spring granite]

I'm tired

[indigo mesa]

ofc ofc

[serene forge]

it doesn't matter

[indigo mesa]

i hope this run can be my second legendaryless naneinf but its not looking too good lol

[serene forge]

you would sell both of them if you want the invis

[fringe nebula]

that's the entire gameplan at ante 2

[serene forge]

holy fucking here win

geez

[echo sphinx]

well played

[serene forge]

that's actually insane

[indigo mesa]

least free yellow deck run

[turbid smelt]

Is blackboard a held in hand ability?

[indigo mesa]

no it doesnt get retriggered by mime

[turbid smelt]

Bro

This is a crazy joker setup

[indigo mesa]

lol hierophant technically useful here

[turbid smelt]

I fucking love Barron runs but I never find him

[nocturne veldt]

this feels like an incredibly counterintuitive negative

[indigo mesa]

u never find him? this was my first run its incredibly easy to get a baron run going on white stake plasma deck

i found him at like ante 11

[turbid smelt]

That’s so late

[indigo mesa]

?????? no tf its not

thats early what

[turbid smelt]

Idk I feel like I shape my deck for kings but I never get baron

[indigo mesa]

ive gotten naneinf without legendaries and yea baron coming at ante 11 is perfectly fine

[frank notch]

ive never gotten a baron when it mattered

[turbid smelt]

Word

[frank notch]

all my runs died at ante 12 small blind

[indigo mesa]

shaping ur deck for kings is generally a bad idea unless ur aiming for a huge baron high score run

[turbid smelt]

I’ve been trying to get naninf

[indigo mesa]

yall just havent played long enough

[frank notch]

if i took an early baron i wouldnt be able to make it to ante 8 because its not that useful without an absurd amount of kings and mime

[turbid smelt]

That’s the only thing I’ve gotten close I had a quadruple triboulet seed with baron

[turbid smelt]

Been playing since release

[indigo mesa]

yea thats true if ur on like gold stake black deck but if ur aiming for endless having a useless baron for a while is perfectly fine

[dark mural]

Do I really need to sell 1 of my negative cards

[turbid smelt]

And my highest score has been e35

[frank notch]

ive played for only a few months

[indigo mesa]

since release is way longer than me, but it seems like ur just having a hard time getting better

[frank notch]

lemme guess youre on plasma

[indigo mesa]

ive only been playing for like 2 years and i havent played for like a year

[fringe nebula]

.

[indigo mesa]

i just came back

[turbid smelt]

I first played Balatro in early 2025

[indigo mesa]

bye bye golden

[turbid smelt]

And I just came back recently

[frank notch]

ive played it in LATE 25 because i found it on an unblocked game website at school

[indigo mesa]

that is NOT since release waht

[indigo mesa]

what 😭😭😭

[tribal portal]

What means c++ or c+++++?

[turbid smelt]

Send link

[frank notch]

and i was pissed it didnt keep my progress so i bought it

[dark mural]

ghost deck, im new tho, so idk what im doing😂

[turbid smelt]

Completionist

[frank notch]

also its secured v3

[indigo mesa]

i think im gonna go back to my game

[tribal portal]

Oh

Ok

[turbid smelt]

When did this come out

[frank notch]

https://www.secured.wiki/play.html

also please get an adblocker

[turbid smelt]

Thanks bro

[terse dock]

February 26 2024

[turbid smelt]

I started playing a year after release give or take

April 2025

[frank notch]

i tried to play it on tv when my monitor was broke and i got spammed with sketchy memecoin ads i could barely click off of

[indigo mesa]

that is NOT since release idk what ur on abt. i have in fact played longer then u i believe

[terse dock]

Oh god balatro's 2 year sold

[frank notch]

and it didnt load so it was for nothing

[turbid smelt]

Year after

[terse dock]

You all probably don't even remember old campfire

[indigo mesa]

yea lol this is the 10th day of that being true

[turbid smelt]

Oh I remeber

This feels like a middle finger

[frank notch]

according to the wiki it used to be 0.5x+

[indigo mesa]

yep...

[terse dock]

Cheater

[turbid smelt]

Ante 10 Barron with only 6 kings do I take it?

[frank notch]

show setup

[terse dock]

I said remember not look it up

[fringe nebula]

well

i guess we're doing obelisk

[frank notch]

i mean your jokers

[turbid smelt]

Look at the last sxeeenshot

[frank notch]

no too risky

[turbid smelt]

Sell photo Chad and try to pivot maybe

I’m gonna get killed by scaling anyway soon

[frank notch]

idk you might lose

[terse dock]

The Tribe

Sell The Tribe

[indigo mesa]

@serene forge i didnt sell showman but invis hit baron 😭 unlucky

[turbid smelt]

No I’m on a flush build

[terse dock]

Did I stutter

Sell The Tribe

[indigo mesa]

at least it wasnt showman but honestly i wouldve savescummed i kinda wish i never learned how to do that cus its lowk cheating

[turbid smelt]

Wouldn’t photochad be the better sell

[frank notch]

sell ALL your jokers and dont buy baron, and play high card with the lowest rank every hand

[indigo mesa]

gng ur on ante 10

[serene forge]

ip grabber

[indigo mesa]

wtf no

[serene forge]

ooof

[turbid smelt]

How not

[terse dock]

X8 vs X2

No

[turbid smelt]

I’m confused

[frank notch]

ip doesnt matter anyway

[turbid smelt]

The photo Chad isn’t 8x

What

[terse dock]

Multiplication is commutive

[serene forge]

tribe is a horrifically steaming pile of shit

[terse dock]

2x2x2

[turbid smelt]

I’m on a flush build tho

[serene forge]

i do not car

[turbid smelt]

I’ll lose my x milt

[indigo mesa]

yes it is? x2 again! x2 again!! x2 again! its x64 if u have glass. your xmult from tribe is x2 which is useless this far

[serene forge]

bro what

[indigo mesa]

holyy...

[serene forge]

you want to take baron with a flush build

???

[turbid smelt]

Alright here we go

[terse dock]

where's the Chad

[serene forge]

youre using blackboard

with a flush build

what

[turbid smelt]

It’s all spades

That’s my deck

[frank notch]

it isnt called photo without chad

[turbid smelt]

Basically

[turbid smelt]

I meant photo dude

[terse dock]

THE JOKER ISNT PHOTOCHAD THATS THE COMBO THAT MAKES PHOTO GOOD RAHHHH

[serene forge]

I hate Photograph

[turbid smelt]

Should I save scum and sell photo graph

[terse dock]

No

[serene forge]

i mean it doesnt matter both are useless

[turbid smelt]

Ok let’s start again

What do I do

[serene forge]

hold r

[terse dock]

Roll to find a chad

Sell The Tribe

[turbid smelt]

Don’t pivot to baron?

[serene forge]

pivot to ante 1 round 1

[indigo mesa]

if i find dna, should i take it over my second baron

[turbid smelt]

I’m actually on mobile

[terse dock]

Im gonna be real its ante 10 with 6 kings its bleak

[serene forge]

yeah

[indigo mesa]

second baron is really useless rn i do not need scoring

[serene forge]

connect a bluetooth keyboard

[indigo mesa]

i figured lol

[turbid smelt]

The next roll

Lmao

[indigo mesa]

FUCK YES GOODBYE BARON

[indigo mesa]

DIDNT EVEN MAKE IT INTO A ROUND LMAOO

[turbid smelt]

What do I copy

Chad?

On flush

?

[indigo mesa]

mime in shop 😭 truly what on earth are you doing

[turbid smelt]

So?

I dont need mine

Will do nothing for me

[turbid smelt]

Should I save scum go back and take baron with the mike

Mime?

I have overstock and got Chad with the same roll

@indigo mesa

What’s the word

What do I do

[indigo mesa]

oh mb didnt see this

[turbid smelt]

Should I save scum

[indigo mesa]

u cant save scum u already rerolled past it

[turbid smelt]

Go back

[serene forge]

the new run button

[turbid smelt]

I can I’m on mobile

[indigo mesa]

that doesnt mean anything if u already rolled past the baron u cant go back and get it

[turbid smelt]

Fuck nvm

I can’t

[indigo mesa]

yea 😭

[turbid smelt]

What do I copy now

[indigo mesa]

OH MY GOD

[turbid smelt]

Blackboard or Chad with photo

[indigo mesa]

I FORGOT HOW MUCH I LOVE BALATRO IM NEVER LEAVING THIS GAME AGAIN

[turbid smelt]

Wait

[indigo mesa]

i forgot how much i hate balatro im never coming back to this game again

[turbid smelt]

Yo

Any math ppl

What should I copy

With this joker setup

Assuming blackboard hits

And I play a face card

[indigo mesa]

photo

x8 instead x3

[umbral fable]

Whats the difference between the redboxed mult and the regular mult?

[turbid smelt]

U sure not Chad

[cerulean zenith]

My gut is telling me chad

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[void lintel]

times versus plus

[terse dock]

Redboxed multiplies regular adds

[indigo mesa]

the regular mult adds to your multiplier, so if you had 100x8 (800) and you get +4 mult you now have 100x12 (1200.) if u got x4 mult (redboxed) then it would become 100x32 (3200) it multiplies ur whole score. thats called xmult

[indigo mesa]

im sure, unless you have glass

[turbid smelt]

Ok

Wouldn’t Chad retrigger the photo more

[umbral fable]

Tyty

[terse dock]

yeah but the photo becomes 8x8x8 when copied by both

[spark kernel]

Naninf deck
Start with a baron mime perkeo blueprint and a brainstorm and a cryptid all cards in your deck are red seal steel kings (WE would all use this)

[terse dock]

Chad copied is 2x2x2x2x2x2x2

[turbid smelt]

Ok so copy photo

[terse dock]

yeah

[indigo mesa]

heres the breakdown
copy photo:
x2x2 again x2x2 again x2x2 again (x64 mult)
copy chad:
x2 again x2 again x2 again x2 again (x16 mult)
i mightve done that math a bit wrong but either way

the point is copying photo is better

[latent crypt]

What do I sell here? Deck is a bunch of red seal glass. Not much money gen

[turbid smelt]

Alrighty

[void lintel]

forgot the first photo trigger but yeah basically

[turbid smelt]

But I do have blackboard

[latent crypt]

And idol is inconsistent. Deck isn't fully fixed yet, I was unfixing it to get achievements. Just sold DNA to get idol :/

[turbid smelt]

Nvm

[indigo mesa]

@serene forge i wheeled and made my baron foil, should i savescum?

[turbid smelt]

That’s just 3x^3

[indigo mesa]

if i do then wof will never be useful again lol

[serene forge]

not a big deal as long as at least one important joker you have can be ecto'd

just don't take wheels

[indigo mesa]

unless showman gives me another baron, i can sell and rebuy and it changes the wof odds

[turbid smelt]

Yo wtf

Copying photo does nothing

[indigo mesa]

oh yea plant is this ante so i have to lock in

[terse dock]

screenshot game state

[turbid smelt]

Nvm I copied the wrong thing

[gilded falcon]

Your favourite poker suit to play? Mine is ♤.

[turbid smelt]

Lmfao

[turbid smelt]

Hearts

[latent crypt]

I like money ♦

[indigo mesa]

fuck this is so good but the plant is coming

[gilded falcon]

250 chips off a Spades Flush 🤤

[umbral fable]

I keep accidentally discarding out of habit instead if playing cards damnit

[minor girder]

Does Hone make natural negatives less likely to appear

[indigo mesa]

im pretty sure it doesnt but this is from hazy memory cus i havent played in a year, ill check the wiki

[terse dock]

Not naturals

Its worse for ecto though

[indigo mesa]

ah i dont have time. i gtg lol

[turbid smelt]

My flush is level 18

Holyyyy

[frank notch]

make an equal ratio of baron to mime for4 max scoring

[indigo mesa]

oh, thanks! what a helpful tip 😊

the reason that mime is being copied right now, though, is because copying mime while a hand is scoring will mean that after the hand wins the round, it'll retrigger the gold cards more. i know what im doing, ive gotten naneinf, please dont try to backseat when ur best score is e12

[turbid smelt]

FLUSH LEVEL 20

Ima bouta blow

[terse dock]

A bit unnecessarily sarcastic

[indigo mesa]

sorry i just hate unsolicited advice 😐

[turbid smelt]

Well

It was a good run I guess

Seed if anyone wants to try

Nan inf def possible

Baron and mime @ ante 10

[ancient gyro]

doesn't matter if voucher rng isn't up to your favor

[turbid smelt]

The vouchers were there

[umbral fable]

Yo someone ate my Joker card wtf happened!??

[turbid smelt]

Wha

[umbral fable]

Someone ate my thing

[turbid smelt]

wtf u talking about

[umbral fable]

It said eaten

[turbid smelt]

What joker was it

Popcorn

Bannana?

[umbral fable]

Who tf ate my card

[turbid smelt]

What was the joker

Some jokers expire

The food ones say eaten

[umbral fable]

It was the one thats x12 and subtract 4. Every turn

[turbid smelt]

Popcorn

+20 mult

-4

Every ante

Once the mult goes to 0

It’s eaten

[spice epoch]

sorry i was hungry

[ancient gyro]

all of them?

[umbral fable]

I didnt even realize it was going down. I thought it reset every round

Or every level

Rather

[ancient gyro]

you're missing antimatter and retcon, the other two mandatory vouchers are not implied to be present, none of the pieces you had was going far

o didn't ping 💔

[craggy gale]

How insane would I be to sell a perk

Probably not worth it considering I have temperances

[pale wolf]

buhlatro?

[hollow atlas]

instead of homosexual, say polychome

[exotic orchid]

Worth it?

[fossil steppe]

Guys I need help

[tulip aurora]

Absolutely

[tulip aurora]

I mean i feel like arrow head is doing the least at this stage of the run

[fossil steppe]

Tysm

[edgy stone]

Yes, 10$ sell

[stable magnet]

I need help, genuinely what do I commit to

[edgy stone]

Sell To the moon or Half for Rebate

[stable magnet]

Also long term is it better to do trib flush five or high card baron mime

[edgy stone]

Yes, and u also need rebate for economy

[gentle prism]

run with potential?

[indigo mesa]

looks like showman has to go for some uncommon garbage!

[indigo mesa]

@serene forge youre my backseater here do i sell a blueprint/brainstorm for an uncommon in hopes of luchador

of course im selling showman for one anyways

[lost vault]

not gonna lie

that wouldnt help your chances

not much anyway

[indigo mesa]

barely

ill keep the brainstorm

[lost vault]

i guess keep wjat you need

[indigo mesa]

goodbye world!

[lost vault]

l

[indigo mesa]

there mightve been a directors cut or something in ante 2 or smth but i guess ill never know now

well i will because ill analyze it with the soul that was weird word choice

[lost vault]

l

[indigo mesa]

oh shit, judgement

surely its a luchador right

[lost vault]

yesl

👀

[indigo mesa]

banana

[fringe nebula]

goodbye run

[tulip aurora]

Commit to half hoker💡

[lost vault]

you win

ggs

[indigo mesa]

oof (played a flush five lol tryna run out cards)

[tulip aurora]

Play a couple more youll get there

[indigo mesa]

lol just a billion more hands

[tulip aurora]

Nah 5 got you

[stable magnet]

The pl*nt

[tulip aurora]

Typa run a Boss blind kills you on ante 4

[tulip aurora]

Ty for the censor

New discovery? Your new new

W baron run

[tight sedge]

b*ron

[tulip aurora]

L censor

BARON hate in tbis economy

[tight sedge]

cavendish and card sharp (goat) are the ONLY 2 xmults

[exotic orchid]

Man what do i do now that c++ is over.

[tight sedge]

what’s c++

[ripe gull]

get 100% on a challenge run

like gamblemax :D

[tight sedge]

oh

sick

thanks

[exotic orchid]

Ye will do that next

[atomic trout]

The Face killer and Photograph, haha

Damn you, CANIO!

[indigo mesa]

seems this was a doomed seed! no directors cut or luchador to be found in any ante from the (very shallow) analysis provided by the soul

[indigo mesa]

im sure if u were optimizing this seed u could find a way to hoard uncommons and find a luchador or sm but yea this seed just sucks

[indigo mesa]

oh shit were u talking to me?

[gentle prism]

flushes are very good

[indigo mesa]

nah my stats are all fucked up im not new at all ive gotten legendaryless naneinf

[sly osprey]

deleting this, this is inappropriate

[graceful moon]

yeah this is absolutely fair

[fringe nebula]

c++ without pairslop

[cosmic sun]

gold streaks

[junior urchin]

Yo do we definitively know what the other joker that the vagabond guy drew did or can I spin yall a theory I just had rq

This one

[atomic trout]

Brothers

[junior urchin]

I think it was supposed to be a joker that balanced chips and mult exactly like plasma deck because blue means chips red means mult as we all know and it is a dual joker

[fringe nebula]

alot of money

[junior urchin]

Yo

[wanton oracle]

Immolate in spectral

[south wyvern]

I had to immediately close the game after seeing this

[atomic trout]

Dirty water

[craggy gale]

Would y’all say 3 cryptids for a voucher to be a good deal this early on or no

[atomic trout]

Easy

[south wyvern]

maybe I would have chosen to open the spectral pack instead, and get 20 dollars by destroying 5 cards.

[potent tree]

not every spectral pack has immolate sadly

[south wyvern]

yea, is just a possibility.

[potent tree]

however you can get one through seance or sixth sense

[indigo mesa]

yea

though im sure youre past that now