🕹・game-discussion

[marsh dove]

You’d take negative rebate over negative cavendish?

Interesting

[patent sail]

flower pot on gold stake to never pick it up again 🔥🔥

in all seriousness its like prolly rebate or hallu

[viral raft]

Almost any xmult joker is more consistent than flower

[vestal copper]

showman

[manic talon]

anyways, 27

[fringe crest]

stencil kinda

[vague elbow]

^

[viral raft]

Hard

[fringe crest]

oh

[twin lantern]

"This joker is bad bc it isnt the best"

Yucky

[undone laurel]

Ramen and Lusty!!

[manic talon]

Flower Pot literally does nothing?

[fringe crest]

thats what i like to see

[exotic orchid]

Bad is always in relation to something good no?

[twin lantern]

Its ×3

[patent sail]

this joker is bad because its just hard to get working

[stone shell]

if every other xmult joker is comparatively better than something then youre kinda forced to say its the worst

[marsh dove]

I rarely find myself in a position where pot is a good play

[vague elbow]

ok lets hop off flower pot because at least its not throwback

[undone laurel]

They will never make me hate flushes

[manic talon]

you need atleast 2 wild cards

[marsh dove]

Yeah fair

[fringe crest]

man if you dont like the joker i like i actually HATE YOUUU

[marsh dove]

At least compared to other xMULT

Like it’s an alright joker but

[patent sail]

throwback actually works as intended

throws you back to ante 1 if you try to use it

[stone shell]

throwback is bad but at least you can trust his 1.25x over flowerpots empty promises

[viral raft]

When i said that? 😭😭 flower pot is just hard to make it consentenly and that's why people just don't like it

[vague elbow]

his "1.25x"

you mean his 1x

[fringe nebula]

nah, i think it's kinda bad to invest into wild cards

i prefer flowerpot splash or flower pot shortcut

[stone shell]

sometimes i skip for investment

[patent sail]

his 1.25x with that investment tag

[marsh dove]

Throwback is pretty objectively bad but if I see it shop 1 I will be taking it and I will be attempting a full skip run

[exotic orchid]

Best fixed xmults are cavendish, drivers license and card sharp.

[marsh dove]

And I will be dying to the ante 2 boss blind

[vague elbow]

throwback is the one joker i never take never ever ever

its just evil straight up

[exotic orchid]

Card sharp just has hard boss counters.

[marsh dove]

But at least I’ll have fun when I do it

[knotty zodiac]

blackboard

[viral raft]

True, still great

[fringe nebula]

only 2

[exotic orchid]

Eh. Too much work.

[patent sail]

i mean if its there at 1.5x or something and i have something to replace ill take it

[viral raft]

That's enough to me idk

[fringe nebula]

????????????

what

[patent sail]

blackboard is easy

[marsh dove]

For pair builds it’s excellent with a completely unfixed deck

[twin lantern]

Yeah but you dont choose your jokers in balatro, so comparing a joker to another only covers the extremely small amount of chances where you do get to choose one. There isnt really a "bad" joker especially with flower pot which is just ×3

[patent sail]

i used to think its annoying but no its actually so free

[stone shell]

you click the 5 red cards and play your hand thats it

[viral raft]

Is probably one of the best x3 mult wdym

[vestal copper]

bait

[manic talon]

you literally cant proc flower pot without playing 2 wild cards or finding moon and star suit changers smh

[marsh dove]

When people say a joker is bad they mean it’s worse than other jokers in most situations not “this is actual garbage in any situation ever”

[vague elbow]

are you exclusively playing on checkered deck lol

[twin lantern]

Black board is S tier

[exotic orchid]

I just end up turning the whole deck spade or club thats why.

[patent sail]

leave only first 6 words and remove everything else

[manic talon]

perchance

[proper pollen]

wee !!! wee!!!!!

[fringe nebula]

and replace can't with can

[vague elbow]

yeah of course flower pot is unusable on the "remove 2 suits" deck 😭

[manic talon]

i'm just baiting, i never use flower pot for obvious reasons, but really its just worse acrobat, which is FINE, its like a mid joker but Xmult is Xmult

[twin lantern]

Brother ppl in chat literally slandering flower pot wtf

[vague elbow]

this is like saying that scary face is bad because theres no face cards

[knotty zodiac]

you can get pretty good consistency with 3-4 world/moons. thats way less tarots than DL

[undone laurel]

I'm glad they added the suit roles

[proper pollen]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

[undone laurel]

Adds more flavor to the chat

[manic talon]

just like how Seeing double is worse duo (also unusable in checkered)

[vague elbow]

xmult is xmult unless its throwback

[stone shell]

photochad is horrible because it doesnt immediately benefit from abandoned deck

[gaunt sedge]

what should i remove i really want the ramen or should i just pass on it

[marsh dove]

A lot of people say bad when they mean mid

Flower pot mid at best

So

[patent sail]

tbh for me "flower pot is the worst joker" more of a running joke of mine, but its just inconsistent and annoying at best

[fringe nebula]

what is this seed lol

[marsh dove]

Trib

[undone laurel]

What the hell?

[stone shell]

canio inc

[jagged cliff]

yorick

[undone laurel]

Please be trib please be trib

[vague elbow]

its gonna be chicot trust

[patent sail]

perkeo

[marsh dove]

Actually wait Canio for an obvious photochad setup would be so funny

[jagged cliff]

dont keep us waitingggg

[twin lantern]

Dont defend flower pot HATERS

[fringe nebula]

it's perkeo

[jagged cliff]

shoot

[marsh dove]

Aw

[twin lantern]

Youre not immune to propaganda

[jagged cliff]

i was almost right

[knotty zodiac]

if high planets, scary face. otherwise, abstract

[patent sail]

the moon

[royal bobcat]

Bastardized photochad

[patent sail]

LMAO

[gaunt sedge]

alr ty

[vague elbow]

wait hold on perkeo justice is kinda funny though

[patent sail]

i jinxed it

[manic talon]

I dunno how to feel about throwback, i know its bad, but if you take it your boss blind luck just go through the roof and you are paired with the easiest bosses known to man

[exotic orchid]

Bootleg looks inside build.

[fringe crest]

pfftt someone found a seed where riff raff immedietly gives two more riff raff. 129bdi

[bitter elk]

Hi guys quick question regarding the invis joker main menu exploit, is it patched already (e.g it will always copy one select joker) or do i need to play a new round for it to copy a different one?

[marsh dove]

I will be sneaking subliminal flower pot hate into every YouTube video you will ever watch

You will fall for the flower pot hate propaganda

[patent sail]

sell or buy something

he will switch target

if he feels like it that is

[royal bobcat]

Where's the Cheetos joker

[twin lantern]

Noo!

[vague elbow]

you have to sell the target i think

[royal bobcat]

Please give us a Cheetos joker

[vague elbow]

i didnt actually know riff raff could give riff raff

[patent sail]

i guess so yea

[exotic orchid]

It can with showman

[patent sail]

i think only with showman idk tho

[fringe crest]

showman

[manic talon]

Not always, you have to change the number of your joker in your slots, but the surefire way is to sell the target

[fringe nebula]

actually true lol

[bitter elk]

ah welp my current line up is Baron Mime BS BP and negative Mail in rebate with invis joker, its currently hitting the baron

[fringe crest]

play the seed "129BDI" on a deck that gives extra money

[patent sail]

in some other world riff raff constantly generates negative riff raffs

[marsh dove]

What it do

[fringe nebula]

but this bootleg build is immune to plant

so

[bitter elk]

oh so i can sell the negative rebate?

[marsh dove]

What’s ante 1 that you need the cash

[fringe crest]

showman - riff raff then gives two more riff raff

[vague elbow]

riff raff can actually summon negative jokers theres a world where a riff raffs summon infinite negative riff raffs

[marsh dove]

Fire

I’ll run that tomorrow

That’s cold

[patent sail]

kinda what i said 😭

[fringe crest]

mathematically impossible

for like

[manic talon]

Yes, but its not guaranteed to change if its not the current target

[patent sail]

let us dream

[bitter elk]

oh ok tysm!

[vague elbow]

its not impossible, just unlikely

[echo sphinx]

dream the minecraft guy?

[vague elbow]

theoretically it's possible

if there were infinite seeds

[fringe crest]

theres only two trillion seeds

[vague elbow]

one of them could be the infinite riff raffs seed

you dont know

[patent sail]

in some other world riff raff creates infinite negative photochads

[fringe crest]

one of them isnt

[vague elbow]

i mean, its highly unlikely it exists

but until we've inspected every single seed, we can't know

[stone shell]

in a world out there riff raff is just infinite cavendishes that each die every ante

trust

[fringe crest]

you could maybe get a few negatives with a single riff raff but not in a row

[manic talon]

It wouldnt be infinite because riff checks for your current empty joker slots first so at most you can only fill your current empty joker slots at a time, and theres only 39 antes

[echo sphinx]

guys u gotta think bigger

[patent sail]

infinite gros that never die

[fringe crest]

how big

[patent sail]

infinite negative ice creams and popcorns ❤️‍🩹

[fringe crest]

yes

[vague elbow]

infinite negative rebates

rebate printer

[fringe crest]

take all of my negative skips ice cream

[knotty zodiac]

infinite credit card

[echo sphinx]

neg showman + neg riffraff
neg riffraff draws out 2 more negative riffraff

then the 3 negative riffrafff spits out 6 negative riffraff

[fringe crest]

round one thats uhh

[patent sail]

post sponsored by vagabond nation

[vestal copper]

nat neg eternal riff raff

[patent sail]

alteady talked about that tho

[vague elbow]

the riff raff acceleration machine

we need to find this seed

it HAS to exist

(note: it does not)

[patent sail]

in other balatroverse

[vague elbow]

we need to invent new numbers

[patent sail]

lets search all balatroverses

[patent sail]

localthunk is yet to invent a number bigger than 39

[echo sphinx]

then at the end of it theres a million photochad

[patent sail]

he himself said the next number is naneinf when i asked him

[patent sail]

seed: ROFFLE

[vague elbow]

wait terraria style secret seeds would be fire

[royal bobcat]

well nan means not a number so thunk is aware

[patent sail]

on seed JIMBO you get nothing but jimbos with editions

[echo sphinx]

i need to joy this

[fringe crest]

ok

[echo sphinx]

jot

[fringe crest]

did the math

[frank notch]

O's cant be in seed names

[vague elbow]

the only joker in the shop is a riff raff which spits out infinite photos and chads

[royal bobcat]

i think ashy!! is LYING!!!!

[green apex]

R0FFLE

[fringe crest]

one in 300 million hoshbomb

[frank notch]

neither can 0's

[fringe crest]

not very likely

[green apex]

nvm

oh thats cool

[patent sail]

im good friends with miss information

[green apex]

no wonder i havent seen them in my seeds

what replacements then

"RFFLE"?

[fringe crest]

information sounds lovely

[royal bobcat]

and i'm friends with hugh jmisteak

[frank notch]

lwk joker concept

[digital pewter]

fucking hate flower pot dude i thought this would activate it

[frank notch]

Snake Eyes: Retrigger all probabilities and gain x0.15 mult if both fail

[patent sail]

i know John Klerr himself

[vague elbow]

you only have 3 suits here

[royal bobcat]

[green apex]

wild cards dont count huh, thats weird

[digital pewter]

i thought wild cards would count both their original suit + the needed wild suit

[vague elbow]

wild cards count as one suit at a time

[green apex]

if you had 3 wilds then flower pot would work?

[patent sail]

lucky cards farm

[fringe crest]

do you guys ever accidently click on the enter seed then play stakes then you realise everything was pointless

[royal bobcat]

chat because of minecraft i though hopper meant funnel for years

[vague elbow]

yeah

[knotty zodiac]

wildcards count as any one suit in your favor. but they arent multiple at once

[royal bobcat]

am i cooked

[digital pewter]

this sucks

[fringe crest]

youd need 4 cards right?

[digital pewter]

yeah

all four different suits

[fringe crest]

not 3

[patent sail]

except with seeing double i think, its a bug there

[vague elbow]

youd need 3 wild cards and any other card of any suit

[manic talon]

This is just way better lucky cat

[patent sail]

i actually tried snd flower pot triggers on just 4 wilds

[knotty zodiac]

hm how does seeing double misbehave?

[fringe nebula]

perkeo is pretty good on zodiac deck ngl

[patent sail]

its fine with just one wild i think

[digital pewter]

well yeah, all of them will count as different suits

[frank notch]

im adding a limit to one scale per hand

[manic talon]

One wild one other card, yes

[knotty zodiac]

bizarre

so can you score seeing double with high card?

[patent sail]

didnt lilo say that it can just take one single wild

i need to test it

[vague elbow]

yeah zodiac deck is just "what if balatro but more" so it ends up making everything better

[patent sail]

i think its a wild club specifically

idk ill test it

[vague elbow]

zodiac is my favorite deck its just what if balatro but more jokers more deckfixing and more leveling

[fringe nebula]

ofc

another pairslop

[vague elbow]

the delgrat is calling to you

[patent sail]

bus

[vague elbow]

dont take the bus it isnt free of sin

[patent sail]

any day of the week

yes even on tuesday

[knotty zodiac]

busses can crash. risky business

[fringe nebula]

the game is really asking me to do pairslop

[echo sphinx]

oh my days

[patent sail]

green goblin mask

[vague elbow]

that 8 ball looking mighty tasty

[patent sail]

do hermit first to put it into the fool

[echo sphinx]

buy the Hermit to gain +$0!!

[patent sail]

yes but it will be in the fool

[knotty zodiac]

one future fortune teller value

[patent sail]

thats good

[patent sail]

and that too

[echo sphinx]

fax

[vague elbow]

the fattest eye is gonna hit this run, i predict it

[manic talon]

it doesnt, only 1 wild might mean 1 wild and 1 other scoring card of any kind

[left sorrel]

Or you could just buy it and not use it

[patent sail]

maybe wild of any other suit?

[echo sphinx]

nah, spectral pack

immolate rng

[manic talon]

tested that too

[patent sail]

see

i knew

[echo sphinx]

holy

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[patent sail]

weird, i think lilo said something about a bug

[eager summit]

hubba hubba

[jagged cliff]

why you always gotta start your chats with that

[serene forge]

it's a good opener

[vague elbow]

i think she hates bloodstone

let me guess you hate photochad

and you love obelisk

[patent sail]

@manic talon

[eager summit]

i hate bloodstone(when it doesn't trigger)

[jagged cliff]

thats the fun part, its a gamble!!

[vague elbow]

bloodstone always works 50% of the time

[manic talon]

idk i havent been able to recreate this bug

[ancient gyro]

the classic smeared c2

[patent sail]

maybe its actually smods exclusive idk

[jagged cliff]

who likes obelisk

[woven spire]

how the fuck

[patent sail]

debug console

testing purposes

[woven spire]

ahhh

[vague elbow]

love the transgender skin u got on

that sounds so fucking weird out of context LMAO

[patent sail]

ill try it too

[woven spire]

lmao

[royal bobcat]

transgender skin is very supple, very tasty

[vague elbow]

who here likes turtle bean

[royal bobcat]

says the cannibal

[vague elbow]

alright pack it up

not you hornet the other one

[manic talon]

its the only texture mod that works, cuz the skin mods needs malverk, which needs steamodded, which 100% messes with the code leading to weird inconsistencies to basegame

[royal bobcat]

why would you be so mean to very gay AND lesbian hornet

sounds like theres something fishy going on

[vague elbow]

i was talking to you

because u were saying weird things

[royal bobcat]

it's okay, cavendish is still my trans icon <3

[serene forge]

if a banana can be trans then you can too

[vague elbow]

im trans!

[patent sail]

so it didnt work either

idk what lilo was talking about then

[jagged cliff]

im old!

[vague elbow]

im not a banana though

[gaunt sedge]

what can i improve with this build

[jagged cliff]

[eager summit]

i just had 2 hands in a row where bloodstone didn't trigger, on the second one brainstorm triggered tho

[patent sail]

ill try smeared

[gaunt sedge]

oh yea this is a high card build

[royal bobcat]

not only is the banana trans, but it's also so much cooler after its transition

thats the real balatro story

[vague elbow]

sometimes when im playing balatro the queen of spades will whisper in my ear "get the banana" and i buy the banana

[eager summit]

first negative is a baller

[patent sail]

smeared does work actually

[jagged cliff]

wake them up

[royal bobcat]

antiwoke balatro

[gaunt sedge]

yup we need those repeaters going brrrrrrrrr

[patent sail]

so you can just play any single black card with smeared and seeing double will trigger

[vague elbow]

blueprint and more brainstorms

[patent sail]

wild didnt work

[manic talon]

with or without smods?

[gaunt sedge]

alr

[patent sail]

with smods

[fringe nebula]

heh

[royal bobcat]

smods?

[patent sail]

lmao smeared + wild DOESNT work

[vague elbow]

that makes sense actually, cause black cards are both spades and clubs, while wild cards are only one suit at a time

[patent sail]

but just smeared does

[last geyser]

W cat

[vague elbow]

i think wild cards specifically can only be one suit at a time

[manic talon]

it works without smods too just for smeared

[jagged cliff]

thats a big cat

[vague elbow]

my god

thats a fat cat

[jagged cliff]

garfield level cat

[patent sail]

well then flower pot should trigger on 2 suits with smeared, but it doesnt

which is kinda weird as to why one does, but other doesnt

[manic talon]

NEW TECH??? smeared good in checkered??? (no why are you playing high card with smeared and c2)

[patent sail]

funny ass bug i guess

[vague elbow]

+15 mult ftw

[tight sedge]

the humble abstract joker

[manic talon]

what about wild red card with smeared

[last geyser]

1 sock 3 dusk blueprint red seal and idol to survive !!

[royal bobcat]

i didn't know they buffed checkered by giving it 5 innate jokers.

[patent sail]

funny useless tech

[manic talon]

Nope doesnt work, it has to be a black suit

[vague elbow]

wild cards and smeared joker are probably the most confusing mechanics in the game, maybe besides matador

[stone shell]

now try stone/j

[manic talon]

wild just doesnt work, so likely knew the interaction with wild but the black suit interaction fell through

[patent sail]

now try to make a working run centered around this bug

[eager summit]

how'd i find 2 of them in 1 shop

[royal bobcat]

i wonder how wilds work in this game

[vague elbow]

if only seeing double was good 💔

[knotty zodiac]

@fringe nebula high card meta incoming obv

[vague elbow]

(its not bad tbc)

[royal bobcat]

i mean seeing double is good

[vague elbow]

(i was joking)

its alright

[manic talon]

if only seeing double does anything

[vague elbow]

get off checkered deck already 😭

[manic talon]

no

[patent sail]

when reverse checkered

only clubs and diamonds

[royal bobcat]

ashy being permastunned by confusing statements

[royal bobcat]

so the bad version of checkered

[patent sail]

chuddy suits

[knotty zodiac]

rough gem tho

[royal bobcat]

WOW CHAT LOOK I CAN USE ROUGH GEM MORE OFTEN

[knotty zodiac]

😂

[royal bobcat]

said noone ever

[patent sail]

rebate

[vague elbow]

the person who only plays abandoned deck: "this 'smiley face' joker does nothing whats even the point of it"

"literally only works with pareidolia"

[knotty zodiac]

"bus is amazing! it should have some downsides"

[patent sail]

what if there was a deck that instantly fucking kills you for playing pair

[gaunt sedge]

should i do this skip and do a reroll arc for jokers?

[royal bobcat]

chud deck

[vague elbow]

there is one its called black deck

[manic talon]

honestly expected more abandoned deck one-tricks, so far i see like, none

[vague elbow]

not because it instantly kills you for playing pair it just instantly kills you

"whats even the point of sixth sense you can just buy spectrals in the shop" person who only plays ghost deck

[knotty zodiac]

painted sometimes slowly kills you for pairs

[royal bobcat]

chud deck only has 2 hand size with only 8s of diamond and has both hand size vouchers already

[patent sail]

yeah i tried (idk why did i), it doesnt care

[vague elbow]

0 hand size, start with paintbrush and palette

thats so funny

[eager summit]

bloodstone my beloved

[vague elbow]

there should be a version of oops all sixes that flips all probabilities

[patent sail]

0 joker slots, all skips are negative tag

you can look at them but cant take shit ❤️‍🩹

[royal bobcat]

4/1

quadruple wheels type shit

[vague elbow]

no no

as in

[manic talon]

1 in 8 chance to just die on ante 1

[vague elbow]

1/3 becomes 2/3

[eager summit]

15 in 1 lucky cards, triggers 15 times

[vague elbow]

1/15 becomes 14/15

[royal bobcat]

thats so lame

make it my idea instead

[vague elbow]

1/2 becomes 1/2

[patent sail]

wheel from Nope! becomes Nope!

[royal bobcat]

tbh idc about wheels

[manic talon]

6 in 7 chance of the wheel boss

[eager summit]

basically it doesn't flip the probability, it makes the probability the largest that isn't 100

[patent sail]

say that again

[vague elbow]

well its more like

[royal bobcat]

except that one time where i only used one wheel and it gave my rebate polychrome

[vague elbow]

it takes the chance of it NOT happening, and makes that the chance that it happens, and vice versa

its not a serious idea btw thats really stupid

[patent sail]

im wheeling it any day idc im a gamblepilled editionmaxxer

[manic talon]

oops all 6s but the dice is actually fair so it does nothing

[vague elbow]

oops all 1s

[patent sail]

bye bye cavendish

[vague elbow]

all probabilities automatically fail

bloodstone doesnt change

wheel of fortune doesnt change

8 ball somehow works MORE often

[royal bobcat]

oops! a normal D6

[vague elbow]

oops! all sixes but it makes all played cards turn into sixes

[patent sail]

8 ball is secretly 1/8 ong 11 triggers and 1 tarot given

[royal bobcat]

normal D6 should work like clover in ror2

[vague elbow]

+1 mult for every consecutive time a probability doesnt trigger

[patent sail]

D6

5/6 you gain 20 bucks

1/6 you instantly die

[royal bobcat]

thats russian hair roulette from hit indie game mewgenics

literally

[vague elbow]

evil 8 ball
5/6 you instantly die whenever an 8 is scored
1/6 you generate one tarot card whenever an 8 is scored

[patent sail]

thats bloodstone but for tarots

[royal bobcat]

i love using a skill that has a 1/6 chance to kill my unit

[manic talon]

good 8 ball: if played hand has 2 8s, create a tarot card

[royal bobcat]

/serious

[manic talon]

wait a minute...

[patent sail]

good 8 ball: if played hand contains 8 cards, win the run

[royal bobcat]

oh so you want pairs to also spawn tarots

[vestal copper]

cryptid momento

[manic talon]

its old 8 ball

[royal bobcat]

well its good that it got nerfed

[patent sail]

now it can do nothing 🔥🔥🔥

[proper pollen]

:( hard challenge fr

[patent sail]

in my 8 ball run with dice it still was barely doing anything

[royal bobcat]

hating so hard on 8ball should warrant a timeout

yes im bringing censorship and cancel culture to balacord

[patent sail]

tarot gen is tarot gen, but like damn do something please

either make it 1/3 or make it with a set requirement with no probability

like idk 3-4 8s played so its not just pairslop and 1 trigger at most with unfixed deck

maybe dumb but its whatever

[proper pollen]

splendid!

[royal bobcat]

you really dont need bball for this challenge 😭

[patent sail]

why not

its funny

now a +mult and its won maybe idk

[ivory portal]

I just broke up with my gf

And I'm playing full house

[royal bobcat]

well, the house isn't full anymore

[grizzled robin]

yeah '

[royal bobcat]

someone's missing

[grizzled robin]

one could say its empty

[royal bobcat]

😔

[proper pollen]

CHIGOOOATTTTT

[grizzled robin]

chiwoat

[royal bobcat]

chiwoke

[proper pollen]

DARK JIMBO AND CHIGOAT COMBOOOO

[lapis lion]

the best joker is obviously

[ivory portal]

Yeah

It was our one year anniversary

Like a week ago

Now all I have

Is balatro

[lapis lion]

lowk does it matter

why need a girlfriend if you have balatro

[ivory portal]

Factual

[eager summit]

i'm finding out pretty quickly that anaglyph is the easiest deck to play

[jagged cliff]

balatro > girlfriend

[latent egret]

very skip tag dependent

[ivory portal]

It is

Not

[proper pollen]

you have like. A whole life ahead of you still to live. and The 'Tro. so you good

[ivory portal]

Truth

[ivory portal]

No

[latent egret]

it can be very easy or just a challenge deck

[ivory portal]

I'm 20 in 24 days

[eager summit]

if you can't find your tags, that's just skill issue

[ivory portal]

I'm old

And I will die

[lapis lion]

rework throwback to be whenever a tag is used so that double tags and diet cola are even better

[coral jacinth]

0_o

[proper pollen]

holy shit unc status over here

[ivory portal]

Im still a teenager

I don't want to be 20

[coral jacinth]

Young ass

[eager summit]

06 club

[ivory portal]

I watched that show with her

Her fav character was vi

[ivory portal]

Yuhhh

[proper pollen]

chigoat is paying for my directors cut ❤️

[eager summit]

i'm turning 20 in only 4 months

[ivory portal]

Wait how is the omelette a challenge I used to struggle with

[ivory portal]

Respect me

I'm ur elder

[eager summit]

ok boomer

[proper pollen]

yeah you just have to buy like any econ joker with the egg money

[jagged cliff]

youre OLD

[ivory portal]

Exactly

[ivory portal]

20 is scary man

I'm scared

[eager summit]

can't wait to drink hard alcohol after my birthday

[ivory portal]

U can do that now

[jagged cliff]

alcohol overrated

[ivory portal]

Vices are bad

[coral jacinth]

What show? I think I’m missing smth TwT

[latent egret]

change your banner man

[ivory portal]

Ur pfp

It was her favorite show

And she rewatches it with me

[coral jacinth]

OH

ARCANE

!!!!!

[ivory portal]

Hm

It just happened

[coral jacinth]

peak 🥹🥹

[ivory portal]

I'll let it marinate a bit

[jagged cliff]

move on

its balatro time

[ivory portal]

True

Balatro is life

[eager summit]

in finland you can drink upto 32% when you turn 18, and you're allowed to drink beyond that after turning 20

[ivory portal]

100%

[lapis lion]

32% of what

1 glass? 1 bottle?

[novel walrus]

I was bored one day so I just started rolling for a good seed. Anyways I got a perkeo from the first arcana pack. The seed is 65V73FVL . It also has a brainstorm on ante 4 and an invis joker on ante 5 if I remember correctly

[proper pollen]

abv

[lapis lion]

#🌱・seed-chat people might need it there

[ivory portal]

No but what was her problem if I could put it in balatro terms she was the plant

[jagged cliff]

so you used chicot right

[ivory portal]

And whenever I was feeling

Like a

Baron mime

She'd always have to plant me

[faint linden]

Chicot the counselor

[ivory portal]

On ante 8

[ivory portal]

I don't expect her to be the plant

I wanted her to be my rebate

[upper spade]

I had an idea.
Wasn't able to find the Joker I needed though.

[ivory portal]

But she ended up being the plant

[proper pollen]

thank you chigoat ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[faint linden]

That's rough. Hopefully your Yorick is out there

[novel walrus]

It also has DNA in the first shop. But the problem is that it has a run ending plant.

[ivory portal]

I don't need a yorick

I just want my rebate...

[novel walrus]

You need therapy

[lapis lion]

No director's cut?

[ivory portal]

(balatro) ?

[lapis lion]

or retcon

who needs a life if you have balala

[proper pollen]

you can just lowk steal stuff/ rob people and generate wealth

[novel walrus]

I didn't find one

[lapis lion]

no voucher tags?

[novel walrus]

I didn't check voucher tags

But maybe there's a reroll boss blind tag in that ante and I just forgot

[faint linden]

No Luchador?

[fringe nebula]

zodiac deck done

i feel like i should play this deck more

to understand zodiac

[stone shell]

i remember doc saying his favorite deck is zodiac because of how skill expressive it is

[latent egret]

there can’t be 2 #1 obelisk fans man

[fringe nebula]

sure

[stone shell]

playing obelisk with 1 max is a really dangerous game

[latent egret]

you know what never mind

its that good

[ancient gyro]

gotta be more expressive

[gaunt sedge]

guys how can i make this build hit naneinf

[gaunt sedge]

or is it not possible with this kind of build

[fringe nebula]

no

it is not possible

[gaunt sedge]

oh welp

[proper pollen]

chigoat blessed the run ❤️

[mystic vale]

noo i got the soul in typecast challenge 😭

[latent egret]

not plasma/ no perkeo means you got no chance

[ancient gyro]

smuggle juggle tags

[gaunt sedge]

yup cuz my chips are too low ;-;

even tho i im getting e11 mult counts

[latent egret]

no

[proper pollen]

perkeo makes it possible to get basically unlimited mult

[latent egret]

chips do not matter

[proper pollen]

plasma would scale the chips up

[gaunt sedge]

yea cuz it will balance

[latent egret]

10 x 10^12 > 200 x 10^10

[proper pollen]

but then you still need e154 mult (or like e150 if you have decent chips)

[latent egret]

i meant as a source of score

like the castle here is almost

useless

compared to the effects of pther jokers

[proper pollen]

yeah you would muucchh rather have a blueprint on the mime or something

the swash buckler is actually worth roughly zero points

since it goes after all the xmult

[gaunt sedge]

yea still negative

[proper pollen]

yeah

temperance value 🔥

[gaunt sedge]

yup trying to get smh else but i im getting pretty unlucky

[gaunt sedge]

🔥

plus i now have +1 joker slot so now i im looking for 2 useful jokers rather then 1

[proper pollen]

anything that gives mult on score or generates econ would be a good pick to extend the run

I think econ is best since that lets you reroll more to get blueprint and perhaps perkeo eventually

[gaunt sedge]

alr

[unreal topaz]

juggle tag is possible on anaglyph

i doubt it happens tho

[tight sedge]

just introduced burnt joker brainstorm to a buddy in school and he damn near had a jimmy neutron brain blast

crashed out because i “messed up his flush deck” by getting rid of +10 mult on flush for a legendary joker lmfao

[vestal copper]

[gaunt sedge]

oh welp this is where the run will end

[digital wind]

Love when the multipliers are so high I don't even need to sell Jokers

[vestal copper]

"here, win" ass run

[frozen marsh]

black deck feels like literal torture to me, I've got everything else at gold stake and done yet I cant even get this done on purple stake when its the only one left for c+ for me 😭

[vestal copper]

no steels?

[tough swift]

Pair meta strikes again

[fringe nebula]

ok zodiac deck is kinda fun ngl

[tough swift]

Do you have a mime?

[gaunt sedge]

had a bunch of steels like 10 but i was suprised not a single one came

[vestal copper]

bottom decked 😔

[latent egret]

i meant in his current gamestate

but yes

[stone shell]

pair slopped my way to certificate sticker

probably couldve used judgement to gamble on another sticker but meh

[terse vale]

tribe sucks aaaasssss

[lunar zealot]

Lowkey unsalvageable joker

just scrap it entirely and make it x2 mult if hand contains a two pair

[undone laurel]

Nothing like going up against the ONE BOSS THAT RUINS YOUR RUN

[lunar zealot]

that way full house at least has SOMETHING

good fucking god

[ancient gyro]

duo if it was slightly shit

[lunar zealot]

It's less applicable duo

But it's still basically free

[ancient gyro]

for the same amount of return

[lunar zealot]

and hey it lets two pair and full house not be completely unusable

[lunar zealot]

Yeah that is true

x2.5 wouldn't look good thematically

[terse vale]

tru

[ancient gyro]

x2.2

[lunar zealot]

The same is true for tribe being x2.5 but i dont like tribe

I will dub this joker The Divorce

[lunar zealot]

You fucking genius

[eager summit]

can't wait to be in the mood for balatro again

[undone laurel]

How exhilarating.

[eager summit]

should've had mr bones

[tough swift]

(apologies in advance for any hot takes)
I ranked boss blinds om how bafly they affect certain strategies. Note that just because they counter a strategy doesn't mean i think its poorly designed (except maybe the eye i hate that thing)

[stone shell]

this setup is being held together by hopes and dreams

deck rn

[eager summit]

bell and heart are switched for me, psychic is a freebie tbh

i mostly run 5 card hands anyway, so psychic is just a big blind with extra chips

[tough swift]

Psychic is a freebie unless you are running a mime strat. If you rely on held in hand effects for scoring psychic is a death sentence. Same

[eager summit]

very niche run killer in most cases

[lunar zealot]

in-hand is unviable for gold stake

[stone shell]

do i rely on cert to give me blues and purples

[tough swift]

As for heart, sometimes it disables your economy joker 4 times, sometimes it will ruin your hopes and dreams. (Usually the former though lmao)

[stone shell]

my queens are dead thats why im not asking

[eager summit]

i think i've only died to psychic due to bad discards

[stone shell]

wait i still have 4 queens

[lunar zealot]

in this sense psychic mainly just exists as a hamper for half joker and square joker

[stone shell]

i thought i killed them all

[tough swift]

Doesn't look like you have a choice unfortunately

[lunar zealot]

Rarely will psychic ever actually kill a pair run

[tough swift]

Yeah but even outside of gold stake

[stone shell]

should i take shoot the moon

i can NOT buy shit from the shop anymore after this

[lunar zealot]

it's an ante 1 blind anyway surely you can just get it out of the way early

[tough swift]

Because if you rank the bosses around gold stake you end up with "what bosses screw up pairs the most" (basically just violet vessal and needle)

[lunar zealot]

Arm and tooth on the other hand are really really bullshit

[vagrant wagon]

Should I take that Obelisk?

[lunar zealot]

what's pair at

[tough swift]

I have never struggled with tooth

[lunar zealot]

with the money you have now do you think you can find more mult for your obelisk

[lunar zealot]

Fuck no skip that obelisk

just save up lots of money for chipsmaxxing i guess

[lunar zealot]

give it some time

[brave goblet]

bull would win the whole run by itself lmao

[vagrant wagon]

Ok

[brave goblet]

just bull and focus all the other 4 jokers on econ

[eager summit]

i think i mixed up bell and leaf

[grizzled robin]

do i actually sell one sock and keep showman?

[vagrant wagon]

Really that works?

[brave goblet]

yeah

best chips jonker

[vagrant wagon]

Holy

[tough swift]

I wouldn't. I dont know much about late game though

[brave goblet]

especially on white stake too

[stone shell]

lowk mightve found my out for econ

do we believe

[latent egret]

depends on if you are dying soon

nvm

just play 5 glass

and dont sell s&b

[vagrant wagon]

Yeah i‘m just messing around a bit before I go on orange stake

[stone shell]

if people ask all my +mults kept being perishables thats why im so broke at ante 5

[gentle basalt]

Makes no sense to keep psychic that high
Its one of the easiest

[tough swift]

Its only bad if your strategy requires held in hand

[stone shell]

yeah the run died

honestly im proud for keeping it afloat for so long though

[rough prairie]

If I ankh my Madness joker will they kill each other?

[spark kernel]

Could 10 perkeos naninf

[stone shell]

yes

[vagrant wagon]

I would say thats ok to win right?

[rough prairie]

Shame

[brave goblet]

Hopefully you can replace banner for rebate or something

[grizzled robin]

limit testing time

[vagrant wagon]

I would say i replace Ice cream because it dies anyway at somepoint

It‘s already only on 50

[gentle basalt]

Most held in hand effects dont care about it either (raised fist and shoot the moon)
Mime only matters if you have > 3 steel, which should already be enough

[stone shell]

is copying photo really better than copying sock there

[sullen aspen]

took his ass 31 antes to show up

I HATE burglar

[stone shell]

he was busy uh

stealing the hands the needle gets from people

[ebon maple]

Tysm balatro

[eager summit]

high card is completely useless

[manic talon]

Didnt know the tech, tragic

[ebon maple]

What tech

[brave goblet]

high card is the only hand you can play pretty much all the time with no exceptions (minus the psychic in niche scenarios)

[ebon maple]

You can change the aj?

[stone shell]

skip big blind so boss blind cant kill you

with ancient

[latent egret]

yes

[manic talon]

Play small blind, check Ancient joker suit, if its different than the boss, skip big blind, if its the same suit, play big blind

[latent egret]

cryptids + red seal steel

[ebon maple]

Damn

[manic talon]

AJ cant hit the same suit twice

[eager summit]

26 score at best

[ebon maple]

Didnt know that

Ty guys

<3

[stone shell]

the more you know

[rough prairie]

Unless of course, you force it to

[sullen aspen]

dude cant there be like an 8x speed

[ebon maple]

I will try and find my polichrome glass card

[ebon maple]

How

[manic talon]

Yea changed it in the last update so you gotta check the patchnotes to really know about it

[ebon maple]

Prolly desd still

[rough prairie]

By only having 1 suit in your deck obviously

[manic talon]

AJ is weird

[stone shell]

how long ago was last update 😭

[ebon maple]

Aj isnt affected by feck right?

[stone shell]

AJ isnt affected by deck

other jokers that picks rank/suit are but aj specifically isnt

[rough prairie]

Realy? That's weird

[manic talon]

4 scores and 7 years ago

AJ is the only one that is independent on your deck

It just picks any suit

[stone shell]

that balatro update thunk is cooking is releasing by the time gta6 releases

[sullen aspen]

if it didnt it would be broken on checkered deck

[manic talon]

Its still pretty okay on checkered

It one shots bosses

[stone shell]

just pray it doesnt troll by bouncing between clubs and diamonds

[manic talon]

Its a 2 in 3 that it hits the suit that you want, if it starts at club/diamonds

[vagrant wagon]

This was fun

[gentle basalt]

If you can beat the blinds without ancient, why do you need ancient anyways (i understand some bosses can be hard, but still...)

[vagrant wagon]

To see how crazy bull can get

[gentle basalt]

Same thing as loyalty card

[sullen aspen]

there we go

[manic talon]

Its another mr bones/luchador/loyalty card

[sullen aspen]

second naninf

[brave goblet]

you can probably get to ante 39 too

[manic talon]

It has less setup than loyalty card too, because sometimes its just already online

[gentle basalt]

Alone, it doesnt one shot either though
You need some invesstment

[manic talon]

I mean neither does the others

[sullen aspen]

fuck no lmao

im at 700 bucks

[indigo mesa]

lol. came back to balatro after like a year and im still forgetting to check the boss blind

[gentle basalt]

I mean, as a backup plan, luchador and mr bones are a lot safer

[indigo mesa]

WAIT BURGLAR I HAVE 7 HANDS 😭

[gentle basalt]

I thought you were memeing

[manic talon]

Yes, and? Its just more of those type of jokers

[brave goblet]

high roll the boss rerolls

[wintry ice]

this run started with grimbo nova

[manic talon]

Like yea i would pick certificate over marble joker if i had the choice in a hologram build, but both essentially fill the same role

[hard mantle]

what deck should i gold stake next

i was just gonna do blue deck but

[wintry ice]

ghost is fun

[sullen aspen]

id need to get dna

then burglar again

[hard mantle]

oki :3

[sullen aspen]

black deck

[hard mantle]

ima do ghost deck

[indigo mesa]

oh, look who FINALLY showed up

ive been looking for chad the whole game and now im not even taking it

[heady zenith]

damn you yukari

[mystic vale]

free xmult

[vagrant wagon]

Should I go on xMult on Orange Stake or just Chips?

[heady zenith]

buddy i dont think we can discuss that here

[shell dagger]

plasma?

[vagrant wagon]

Yes

[shell dagger]

depends on what you’re offered

you can win with chips only most of the time

just spam 2 pair

[vagrant wagon]

Ok

[turbid dove]

The bus joker is ass tbh

[shell dagger]

2/10 ragebait

[wintry ice]

judgement for 5 dollars

neat

lol

[woven spire]

here, win

[wintry ice]

and i got wasteful

[stone shell]

some runs just chill like that

[sullen aspen]

nah

chips only

[stone shell]

ig you can use it to gold stake one of the foods if you havent already

[wintry ice]

this is an opportunity

not like i need to spend anymore

[ancient gyro]

well

ig there aren't that many harder stickers

[shell dagger]

bloker antisynergy 🥀

[wintry ice]

this deck also has 0 space so

getting it as a pity sticker would be harder

[shell dagger]

3 sticker in 1 is kinda good

[wintry ice]

i'll just spend money in packs for scaling chips

[olive stirrup]

Joker idea: Wild Joker: retriggers every wild card played

[hasty onyx]

ahh

help

[wintry ice]

rebate is obviously better

[woven spire]

rebate

no doubt

[olive stirrup]

Rebate

100%

[robust lance]

Yeah but I ate the discards

[wintry ice]

hell satellite's ceiling is rebate's floor

[olive stirrup]

Yeah

[woven spire]

true

[manic talon]

Would you rather have 0 dollars or 5 dollars

[hasty onyx]

I took rebate

[woven spire]

5 with bad luck

im not prepared for rebate nerf

[wintry ice]

would you rather

could take this over blue but i'd need to skip twice

i'd say it's probably not worth it

[hasty onyx]

Is there anything else to do with burnt apart from a pair build

[shell dagger]

in most runs no

if you have shortcut you can do straights

checkered flushes

[manic talon]

You can do 2 pair sometimes

[shell dagger]

painted 2 pair

[manic talon]

But usually no

[hasty onyx]

I’ll just do pair i dont wanna go through the hassle of trying to do 2 pair

[woven spire]

is a better sticker than blue imo

[manic talon]

You would have to have a reason to do anything but pairs, like pants for 2 pair

[wintry ice]

yea but idt i'd live if i tried it

[shell dagger]

or shoot da moon

for hc

[woven spire]

fair

[wintry ice]

i forgot that the tooth forced all my chips to come from blue joker

[manic talon]

Why would you even do painted C++ smh smh, clearly you need to be on black deck C++ because it has almost double the joker slots

[wintry ice]

ok i guess i just don't need boots anyways

[shell dagger]

surely you’ve done checkered only c++ at some point

maybe without even gunning for it

[wintry ice]

i would have been able to sell brainstorm if it was not for that fumble though

what the fuck

[shell dagger]

ooh

[robust lance]

Canio

[wintry ice]

well trib two pair is fine

oh nvm the boss blind is leaf

[manic talon]

Probably, except for the 4 suit jokers 2 common and 2 uncommon and some of the rando page 1s (i did flower pot and seeing double for some reason) but i havent done actual checkered C++

[wintry ice]

and i forgot i gold stickered trib on a bus run

well this was stupid

[shell dagger]

i stickered vagabond in a bootstraps run

[wintry ice]

goes to show how dogwater boots is i guess

[shell dagger]

idk about thay

[manic talon]

Yorick so ass it needs another legendary to win

[shell dagger]

no +mult joker is gonna do anything with brainstorm yorick

[wintry ice]

grimbo start

[drifting gorge]

a high card build

[wintry ice]

so uh

are early mercuries taken on painted

[shell dagger]

don’t think anyone here plays painted enough to say

i would

[turbid dove]

What is your fav poker hand?

Mine is 🚽

[robust lance]

You

[woven spire]

full house

in balala pairs

[turbid dove]

Yes

My second fav is 2 pair

With the spare trousers

[stone shell]

i wouldn't

[turbid dove]

I won my first run with polychrome spare trousers

[stone shell]

usually i gun for higher ranking hands with painted

[echo sphinx]

"find the difference"

[stone shell]

then again you can definitely do held in hand shenanigans so pick your poison

[turbid dove]

I won a painted run with trib

And got 100m score

[sullen aspen]

not rlly

[turbid dove]

I changed my mind about yellow deck

Its fantastic

[robust lance]

It has a sticker

[wanton oracle]

Really funny game

Can someone do the math on money for an all gold flush five

Replacing sock

With

The thing

[void nest]

so I had a game with this seed 122Y6KAY
I got canio but for as much as I tried, I couldn't any of the cards to break

[wanton oracle]

Man this seed is kinda good found mime as well

[woven spire]

yeah eternal ticket wasnt a good move

[wanton oracle]

I had Midas mask earlier

I would have found blueprint if it weren't for that money

It was definitely good

[woven spire]

Why would you need that much money if you are not thinking of replacing a joker

[wanton oracle]

Wouldnt

[wanton oracle]

You always need money

Okay this seed is kinda busted

I'll post it once I beat it

[wary zodiac]

rog

[deft sandal]

I got so many nat negative and this is the one im not throwing it into the pile

[meager narwhal]

Dude, that's just wrong

[deft sandal]

midas mask is good enough

wheel of fortune worked so many times, it has already hit 4 foil

foiled again

[meager narwhal]

I know, I just love the synergy

[meager narwhal]

Dude my wheels proc like 1 in 6 instead of 1 in 4 😭

[wanton oracle]

TJZLU59P. Definitely an ante 39able seed

[woven spire]

ante 39?

[deft sandal]

??

[woven spire]

i doubt it

[deft sandal]

from your picture, I dont feel like it is

[woven spire]

yeah

[wanton oracle]

Not in checkered ofc

[woven spire]

the problem is not the deck.

[deft sandal]

Reserved parking in the serpent is so good

[woven spire]

you need a perkeo for ante 39

[latent egret]

no perkeo = ante 39 impossible 99% of the time

100% without some glitch use

[desert pebble]

not to mention if you can even get your hands on more bps and bs's

[deft sandal]

i would trust you if you say naneinf, but ante 39, No

[rugged bloom]

Chat I got a question

For naneninf can I take hieroglyph and petroglyph?

Cuz Balatro Wiki said it's a harmful voucher

But the other one said it's useful for scaling

[deft sandal]

what is this econ maxxing buffoon pack

[deft sandal]

yes you can

but you need to find the extra hand voucher back

you need Nacho tong to naneinf if you take the hieroglyph

[desert pebble]

or just burglar

[deft sandal]

petroglyph doesn't really matter cuz discards are not required in the process of naneinf, you just need burglar

[rugged bloom]

If I get both hand vouchers I can take it right

"Which way western man" aah

[sullen aspen]

yes

[harsh relic]

🔥🔥

[rugged bloom]

Thank you naneinf expert

[sullen aspen]

im not a naninf expert😭😭😭

[woven spire]

hugee

[sullen aspen]

naninf is easy if u get good voucher luck

[exotic orchid]

Ayyy. I am genuinely happy. Was such a long journey

[woven spire]

i bet

ur name has an + missing now

[rugged bloom]

Should I take constellation for some strength now

[woven spire]

congrats!

[wet burrow]

Will i get gold stiker on this popcorn if i play the big blind>? or will it perish before givig me sticker?

[sullen aspen]

what would constellation

[sullen aspen]

u wont

[rugged bloom]

I had one with ANTE 25 ECTOPLASM, ANTE 27 BLANK, ANTE 30 ANTIMATTER

FUCKING INSANE

[sullen aspen]

ive had worse

[wet burrow]

actually? ur sure about that?

[sullen aspen]

positive

[wet burrow]

ok so i shud skip ig?

[rugged bloom]

Skip if you want the sticker

[woven spire]

ante 30 antimatter? how did u get past ante 24 😭

[sullen aspen]

if u want sticker

[sullen aspen]

probably bean bug

[rugged bloom]

I didn't

[sullen aspen]

or nat negatives

[rugged bloom]

I died at ante 24

I used the soul to analyze the seedd

And you know what's insane?

[woven spire]

ohhh alr

[rugged bloom]

I HAD THREE SOULS IN THE SEED

5 TOTAL

[woven spire]

most ive seen is 3

damn

[rugged bloom]

2 MORE AND I COULD'VE BROKEN THE BARRIER TO THE UNDERGROUND AND FREED ALL THE MONSTERS

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN

[wet burrow]

thx guys 🙏 +5

[woven spire]

if you get all the legendaries soul starts giving jimbo i think

unless u have showman

[sullen aspen]

no way right

[rugged bloom]

No that sounds right

Jimbo is the default