🕹・game-discussion

[patent sail]

no

[molten thicket]

aw

[patent sail]

if you use bloodstone i will personally kill you with so many hammers

[topaz cloak]

Why not playing cards like gambit

[patent sail]

jokes aside i do kind of like it but it WILL let you down at the worst possible moment

[proper pollen]

they are needed for tough strategies

[patent sail]

what does that mean exactly

[molten thicket]

it is pretty fun it's just that i never find bloodstone and dice in the same run

[topaz cloak]

Gambit, the marvel hero, uses his powers to throw playing cards and blow them up

[patent sail]

[patent sail]

glass cards build 🗣🗣🗣🔥

[spark kernel]

Somethibg sad happenned to my run

[patent sail]

my pet run died

[molten thicket]

dude ok the balatro withdrawals getting worse im hopping off balatrocord

[topaz cloak]

I stay away from glass cards, I'm way too scared

[patent sail]

they are great to have for emergency really

or if you can copy them a lot

[spark kernel]

I thought i bought the polychrom square jokerbut it didnt render even thi ut was over the buy tab and then i clicked next round thinking i bought it

[proper pollen]

half of my aces were glass by the end of that last run

[patent sail]

photochad and plant ❤️‍🩹

[patent sail]

lowk your run could be saved if you had a glass card or two

[stone shell]

tbh you shouldnt be, glass cards are reliable and strong

and if the glass card breaks, deck is smaller anyway so win win

[dense mortar]

you either deckfix shitty cards or x2 mult

[topaz cloak]

I had 120k left and one hand

[dense mortar]

win win if you ask me

[patent sail]

how much did last hand score

[topaz cloak]

I think like 75k

[patent sail]

X2 would do it

and THATS why you keep some glass on you

[topaz cloak]

I also didn't have the hand the deck was built around

Unfortunately

[patent sail]

its not really a requirement but you cant argue that its nice to have

[gaunt barn]

only pairs first win

[stone shell]

honestly if i learned anything from watching multiplayer and doc, enhancements should NOT be underestimated

[grizzled robin]

i sold this run because i had to go afk then i forgot to reroll the boss that disables all facecards..

im so sad

in gold stake too

[proper pollen]

you sold by keeping dna that long

[patent sail]

ikr them bonus/mult/steel be saving me sometimes

[patent sail]

get a glass card

[grizzled robin]

i had 50 queens with glass cards and red seals???

wdym??

it disabled face cards

[patent sail]

check pack what if it has a glass number

[grizzled robin]

that run was gonna go ante 17

[topaz cloak]

I play on controller and sometimes I buy a great joker then accidentally sell it by absent mindedly hitting the left bumper

[stone shell]

lowk the only bad enhancement regularly is wild and occasionally mult from my experience

[proper pollen]

if you have 50 queens you dont need more do you

[grizzled robin]

yes i do because theyre glass

also i wouldve sold dna i had no good jokers to buy lol

[patent sail]

thats a shame

[grizzled robin]

i only lost because it was a photographer deck

and it disables facecards

[proper pollen]

Im c++++++ x3 I think I know what I am talking about

you wouldnt have got plant if you didnt have dna

because think about it plants have dna and stuff

[grizzled robin]

wow

sorry

youre right

[proper pollen]

its okay we are all learning and improving in this game

except me I have reached the pinnacle of human capability

[livid temple]

For FUN

[proper pollen]

do you have balatro

[livid temple]

No

[strange abyss]

pair run?

[random ice]

90% of the time yes

Sometimes I'll run straights or 3oak 4oak

Rarely 2p or HC

But it's mostly Pair

[heady zenith]

so jolly

[heavy heron]

thank you chad for being the only good joker i found the entire run

[heady zenith]

chad be good

[hard mantle]

time to begin the long climb up to gold stake on blue deck now

[patent sail]

humble duo and arrowhead

[heavy heron]

OKAY THEYRE GOOD BUT LIKE

ITS BARELY ENOUGH

LOOLLL

atp half my wins are just tarot reliance

[patent sail]

barely enough and its x2 more than requirement

[heavy heron]

steel glass simulator

[heavy heron]

bro brooOioo

because i saved al my glass

and then skipped 2 blinds

[frank notch]

Its mandatory to unlock petraglyph and probably liquidation

[proper pollen]

duo is Not a Good Card

[patent sail]

free x2

[strange abyss]

same goes for my runs
pairs are just so consistent compared to everything else

[patent sail]

sure there are better xmults but like its so free

[heady zenith]

type of guy to say campfire is good

[heavy heron]

i mean it’s alright….

[random ice]

Campfire is good though lmao

[heavy heron]

campfire is good

[random ice]

Campfire solves X mult at the endgame

[patent sail]

question mark reaction

[random ice]

Also Duo is good

[strange abyss]

It's an alright xmult card far from hologram or carpsharp
but still more consistent than flowerpot

[random ice]

Easily useable Xmult is good

[heavy heron]

duo is my favorite flush joker

[hard mantle]

the tower is my favorite tarot card :3

[strange abyss]

It's alright too

[heavy heron]

(kinda)

[strange abyss]

Yeah, it rocks

[patent sail]

lovers my beloved

[patent sail]

mods can we get this person banned

[random ice]

I like Luckys the most

[terse dock]

free x2

[proper pollen]

why would you ever take duo over like license

[random ice]

Gold is the best but I love Lucky cards

[strange abyss]

But I'm just fooling around

[patent sail]

well when i get duo and not license i get duo

[terse dock]

you cant choose what you get

[patent sail]

cant get what i dont get

[heavy heron]

LOOLLL

[terse dock]

also sometimes you don't have a license up yet

[strange abyss]

ifyou haven't gotten 16 enhanced cards

[grizzled robin]

are those photographs on the left?

[heavy heron]

i think i’d take a duo over license if.. duo pops up and not license!

[random ice]

In what situation do you have 5 Xmults in the Joker set and have to swap out

[heavy heron]

also ideally you’d take both license and duo

6x 🤤

[proper pollen]

me personally, I would always take triboulet over either of those two

[patent sail]

im taking jimbo and going next

[proper pollen]

unless every blind is the Plant because I have DNA

[random ice]

Don't remember Soul offering me that decision

[strange abyss]

I take rental credit card and go next

[heavy heron]

honestly if i was being honest i think id take a blueprint over a droll joker

[desert pebble]

me personally i would take negative grimbo

[proper pollen]

thats because you arent skilled

[fringe crest]

hi guys

[strange abyss]

Speculative vagabond incoming with this one

[fringe crest]

should i have my 3rd monster of the morning?

[strange abyss]

hello

[patent sail]

ive had a run where first shop was nothing but nat negative eternal jimbo

[desert pebble]

no

[proper pollen]

genuinely I htink it says to like only have one per day

[strange abyss]

no
have mercy on your kidneys

[fringe crest]

i dont know im kinda thirsty and tired

better than alchahol prolly

[terse dock]

and your heart

[stark charm]

jimbo is really good early game carry

[proper pollen]

me too just jimbo after jimbo after natural negative eternal jimbo I had like 30 jimbos by the end

[fringe crest]

gotta run overtime like my goat nanami🔥

[stark charm]

i need jimbo

[patent sail]

i eitehr get like 3-4 or none with nothing inbetween

[heavy heron]

i prefer water

[patent sail]

tastes nice

[heavy heron]

it honestly does

[fringe crest]

im like five foot four so i dont think im supposed to have as much as others

[proper pollen]

my uncle was five feet four

[patent sail]

can we add more flavor of water boss i need to treat my luchador to some tastier beverage

[desert pebble]

milk too

[heavy heron]

i had a friend in hs drink so much monster her heart started hurting in class

[proper pollen]

he was also extraordinarily fat

[grizzled robin]

btw i recently got back to balatro so can someone tell me what happened to the update

i thought itd for sure be out by now

[heavy heron]

made me never want to touch it LOOLL

[fringe crest]

i weigh 105

[patent sail]

grams

[proper pollen]

my uncle weighed 300kg

[heavy heron]

not yet! delayed!

[grizzled robin]

oh

[fringe crest]

thats my goal physique

[proper pollen]

he had a big curly mustache and he wore a monocle

[patent sail]

did he also hate blue hedgehogs

[strange abyss]

did he conjure dastardly plans?

[fringe crest]

sounds like he would have ran a monopoly

[proper pollen]

and he would always walk around and slap his big belly and chuckle with his strong british accent

[stone shell]

tower is half a hanged man for idol :copium:

[proper pollen]

and he would say oooohohohoh im sooooo big and gassy ooohohohoh

[strange abyss]

That is true

[heavy heron]

are we sure he said that

[proper pollen]

I heard him say it back when he was alive

[heavy heron]

wow, so he’s just like me then

[wintry ice]

it's also half of a hanged man and 5/6ths of a heirophant for bus!

[ancient gyro]

3 runner procs

[strange abyss]

that's... incredible

[heavy heron]

it’s like jupiter! big and gassy!

[proper pollen]

he died doing what he loved

[heady zenith]

thanks yukari

[strange abyss]

You're playing this on windows 7?

[proper pollen]

he got poisoned during a high stakes poker game against his spy nemesis who had secretly stolen the antidote to the poison that my uncle put in all of the drinks at the table

[proper pollen]

I think thats linux

[wintry ice]

is this a state where it would be worth it to sell midas for chaos

[gaunt barn]

BROO

[heavy heron]

so he poisoned all the cups but still drank from one?

[heavy fern]

what the fuck is balala even about

[heavy heron]

yup

[proper pollen]

yeah he thought he had the antidote hidden in his boots but his spy nemesis had paid off his boots manager to allow him to steal the antidote from his boots

[desert pebble]

he was thristy

[proper pollen]

he used to have a boots manager, pants manager, shirt manager, monocle manager etc he was a very style-concious fellow

[heavy heron]

should’ve hid the antidote under the big belly, not in the shoe!

[gaunt barn]

test

[heavy heron]

testing?

[proper pollen]

well the belly was the problem he couldnt look down to see if the antidote was in his shoe or not since the belly was in the way

[wintry ice]

this may be the dumbest way to sticker supernova

[ancient gyro]

sure

gguh

[desert pebble]

what were his last words

[heavy heron]

damn, bet he didn’t feel so proud being so big and gassy that time around!

[proper pollen]

at least he got +2 mult and +15 chips in that final hand before he died

[proper pollen]

you take that back.

[heavy heron]

i taketh backeth

[hard mantle]

yk after playing gold stake for weeks

red stake feels

so fucking easy?!

[heavy heron]

yup!

classical conditioning!

[proper pollen]

jimbo......... I curse thee jimbo....... I curse thee!!! Three times I curse thee!!!! For all of time you shall be banished to this card points at the joker card

[hard mantle]

i feel like im making so many errors that arent being punished in the slightest

[proper pollen]

and thats how the jimbo card was made

[wintry ice]

i love hair conditioner!

[rocky helm]

black -> blue > white->red

[woven spire]

Horse

[hard mantle]

tho this build definitely isnt the worst

[heavy heron]

i love air conditioner more

[proper pollen]

and he twirled his mustache and then all of his skin shrivelled up and stuff it was horrific

[heavy heron]

it’s a build for sure!

[hard mantle]

lmfao

[proper pollen]

he fell off the chair and his big belly bounced as he fell

[wintry ice]

wtf is this even about

[woven spire]

delayed gratification

[heavy heron]

i mean it’s not even that bad

supernova has no purpose there though

[hard mantle]

i took what i could get at the time

[heavy heron]

LOOLLL

[hard mantle]

perhaps lol

[rocky helm]

with the blue deck +1 hand i feel like with a consistent draw it can work, because you get 6 dollars vs the 4 at best

[wintry ice]

golden ticket + midas

my beloved

[desert pebble]

that poison sure was strong

[woven spire]

Still bad imo

[proper pollen]

yeah he said to me that he "wanted to be sure that he got the bastard"

[hard mantle]

oooooohhhh hologram mult farming time

[heavy heron]

wouldn’t it be red deck?

[rocky helm]

no the blue deck gives u an extra hand which is technically converted into a "extra discard" that also scores points

[heavy heron]

extra discard for delayed

[proper pollen]

delayed gratification + bandit 🔥 🔥 🔥

[heavy heron]

yeah i just don’t know where $6 is coming from

[wintry ice]

bruh

[rocky helm]

thats what i did once 💔

[heavy heron]

copy shortcut

extra extra shortcut

[rocky helm]

delayed gives $2 per discard

[heavy heron]

exactly

so $4

[proper pollen]

because lowkey both of them make you not to discard

[wintry ice]

i'm going to keep golden ticket to try to sticker it

[rocky helm]

?? this gives u 6

[wintry ice]

what

[heavy heron]

oh wait what stake do you play on?

[proper pollen]

so you might as well use both and then you can get more beneficial

[heavy heron]

on gold stake it’s $4

mb that’s what i’m used to

[hard mantle]

okay cool now i can score 120,000 in one hand

at ante 7 on gold stake that wouldnt be much i think

[heavy heron]

it would be i’d say, if you can pull off 2 of those hands!

[hard mantle]

oh extremely easily

[desert pebble]

brainstorm: Pretty pleSe i wnana not be hoemsless anymore 🥺 🥺 🥺

[hard mantle]

its just pairs lol

[twin lantern]

Chat i suck

[heavy heron]

WAIT WHY ARE YOU SKIPPING IT

[hard mantle]

my deck fixing

[heavy heron]

oh

painted

[wintry ice]

cramped ass joker slots

[heavy heron]

i see… it all makes sense now..

[wintry ice]

bruh

[heavy heron]

i mean gg right

bye ticket?

[wintry ice]

i'm just gonna go for the free win and hope i get ecto

[heavy heron]

holy lotta queens😍 😍 😍

[rocky helm]

ah yes i forgor about blue, but here the guy is playing on red

[rocky helm]

exactly, this is why gratification is good here bcuz u can technically draw a lot of queens for stm

[twin lantern]

New day, new Balatro run

[heavy heron]

well grat is good in general if you can one shot w the right hand

[heavy heron]

🪖
🫡

[rocky helm]

i had to reset my profile rawg :(

so now every day i must grind

to gold stake at least one deck

[twin lantern]

Been stuck in red Deck Orange Stake cuz I'm a sucker that's too lazy to take a calculator

[rocky helm]

get a mod

[desert pebble]

YAYYYY!!!!

[heavy heron]

that sucks but it’s alright you go again

[hard mantle]

violet vessel gaming

[heavy heron]

you got walled

it is what it is

[rocky helm]

damn whats ur holo at to survive this far

[heavy heron]

62 card deck oh lord let’s hope you can find those queens

[terse dock]

It's what it's*

[heavy heron]

oh wait 4 discards

yea you’re fine

[heavy heron]

it’s what it’s*

my bad

thank you

[terse dock]

np

[hard mantle]

ez

[heavy heron]

dub

[rocky helm]

rawg

[hard mantle]

uhhhhh it was at like

4.5 or 5 i think?

x4.5 yeah

[rocky helm]

how many queens did u have

[hard mantle]

ah shit i already started a new run

[proper pollen]

hello blue jimbo

[rocky helm]

its ok

[hard mantle]

a few more than this

[heavy heron]

first straight run in ages

[hard mantle]

pride month is over </3

[heavy heron]

😞

[rocky helm]

i hate when the first buffoon gives u passive jokers. like rawg

[heavy heron]

passive jokers?

like what

[rocky helm]

hallucation, 4 fingers, vagabond (ok maybe not so bad), oops (also not so bad) but u know what i mean

[heavy heron]

OHHhhh

[hard mantle]

OH I FUCKING LOVE MARBLE JOKER

MARBLE JOKER IS MY GOAT SHE'S NEVER LET ME DOWN ONCE

[heavy heron]

NOOOO STAY AWAY FROM HIM

SHE WILL ROCK YOU

wait

[ancient gyro]

only one of those are passive

[heavy heron]

😳

[ancient gyro]

and all of those are good

[wintry ice]

wtf

[rocky helm]

ok "non-scoring"

[wintry ice]

i'm probably not going to take it because i'm greedy for stickers

but what

[heavy heron]

ahhh that makes more sense

[heavy heron]

blackboard straights 😍

[proper pollen]

well hello brain jimob

[terse dock]

Hallucination and vagabond are scoring

[rocky helm]

bro

[ancient gyro]

two of those are technically scoring

[terse dock]

So is 4 fingers

[stone shell]

whats the point of putting supernova after order if you're probably one shotting every hand 😭

[heady zenith]

bro thinks shes got the strongest hand

[rocky helm]

wdym

[heavy heron]

ehhhhhhhhhh i don’t know if id call hallucination scoring

vagabond for sure

[wintry ice]

to not one shot

[stone shell]

is the blind requirements that close

[plain nimbus]

Average balatro game

[wintry ice]

not really

[stone shell]

are you not already scoring 100-200k/hand

[heavy heron]

looks pretty average to me

[rocky helm]

"average" vro this is mythic

[ancient gyro]

4f is a safety manacle/hook repellent

vagabond is an enhancement generator

[heavy heron]

you forgot to mention also that 4f sucks

[plain nimbus]

yeah i need chiGOAT to up my build

[wintry ice]

this is the third brainstorm this run

wtf

[rocky helm]

tarots are sort ofuseless i can beat runs w/o enhansements if i get lucky

[heavy heron]

heck just get all em legendaries while you’re at it!

[hard mantle]

WRONG

[rocky helm]

bro

[heavy heron]

uh oh

[hard mantle]

tarot cards are amazing

[terse dock]

Naw

[heavy heron]

tarots useless? is a take 😳

[hard mantle]

they are often the difference between an L bozo run and a W goat run

[rocky helm]

i literally never use magician unless with oops

[terse dock]

Its not even the least of the hand-easier-inators

[unborn cliff]

bad joker order you're gonnna lose

[ebon maple]

Sad ennding to a goated run

[ancient gyro]

when was the last time youve won a run with a completely unfixed deck

[heavy heron]

hmm… i suppose it’s good for straights

[stone shell]

enhancements can literally be your replacement for scoring jokers

gotta be ragebait

[wintry ice]

jokers are sort of useless i can beat runs without scoring jokers if i get lucky

[terse dock]

Better than smeared at least

[rocky helm]

literally yesterady

[ancient gyro]

u wanna do a tarotless++ profile 😀

[hard mantle]

cards are sort of useless i can beat runs without scoring cards if i get lucky

[ancient gyro]

where

[wintry ice]

this is my first blue seal

[ancient gyro]

I could use a screenshot

[heavy heron]

ive had to win like 7 runs recently with tarots being my only main scoring

LOOLLL

[terse dock]

Old gold stake

[wintry ice]

planets are kind of useless i can beat runs with lvl 1 hands if i get lucky

idk why people say blue seals are so good

[heavy heron]

like my latest run! tarots is the only reason i won

and this one in fact

[ancient gyro]

better late than red

[plain nimbus]

i hope so

[rocky helm]

this run had no enhancmentts except one steel card that didn't even help

[terse dock]

Did you message Sky back

[heavy heron]

STOP

it’s a game

and no

[unborn cliff]

free planets

[terse dock]

ok sorry

[unborn cliff]

and planets are pretty much always good

[heavy heron]

LOOLL

[ancient gyro]

so you straight up lied that's cool

[wintry ice]

looks inside
3 xmult jokers and double polychrome

[heavy heron]

(they were being sarcastic)

[unborn cliff]

"no deckfixing"
looks inside
fixes deck

[rocky helm]

bro it didnt help

[wintry ice]

(very realistic scenario)

[rocky helm]

rawg ONE isn't fixing

[terse dock]

looks inside
2 top 10 jokers

[unborn cliff]

does he know

[stone shell]

i thought this was magic deck but that works

[ancient gyro]

I didn't ask if it helped, I asked if you won with a completely unfixed deck

[wintry ice]

i got telescope with 33 straights

oh hey

[rocky helm]

"fixing" is making your deck specifically towards a run

[wintry ice]

oh it's yorick

[ancient gyro]

mfs here are so good at not answering the question at hand

[unborn cliff]

emperor with a hermit in the arcana pack so that you can use the hermit after selling the other card so you can take fool and then fool the hermit after the boss blind

[wintry ice]

the one time i wouldn't take it

[rocky helm]

nah im just stupid

[terse dock]

2 bars of interest

[unborn cliff]

wow! a hermit!

[wintry ice]

hermit sucks so much i could get 20$ from a rebate

[stone shell]

W synergy

[unborn cliff]

this is true

[ancient gyro]

figures

[unborn cliff]

rebate sucks i could get 20 dollars from faceless joker + pareidolia

[terse dock]

Take it and play a slot down

[wintry ice]

and the game has the audacity to give me a fool to copy it

[terse dock]

You were going to end up playing a slot down anyway with the eternal banner

[unborn cliff]

ramen + grimbo in your future

[heavy heron]

tarots are useless

[unborn cliff]

vagabond was here for the x1.5 mult

[heavy heron]

he was

LOOLLL

[unborn cliff]

smeared joker carry btw

[stone shell]

i got ramen but not the grimbo and died from michel dying

[unborn cliff]

unlucky

[rocky helm]

this run was carried by tarots, u just got unlucky with the jokers

also this can be a comepletley unfixed run

[shell dagger]

true vagabond is v unlucky

[wintry ice]

i'm gonna sell order for this

i have a bunch of glass cards

[heavy heron]

well my jokers WERE lucky is the thing

[terse dock]

yeah vagabond is an uncommon so its ass

[unborn cliff]

"unlucky with jokers"
looks inside
hallucination, onyx agate, vagabond

[shell dagger]

it could be, but you have a higher chance of winning if you deckfix

[heavy heron]

oh that’s true

[rocky helm]

he needed tarots to carry ti?

[shell dagger]

like are you just gonna refuse the purple seal

[stone shell]

THIS IS WHY WE SUPERPOSITION

[unborn cliff]

guy discovers that tarot cards make runs easier

[ancient gyro]

grr I hate tarots they provide no scoring whatsoever

[unborn cliff]

🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯

[proper pollen]

take invis over gold ticket?

[ancient gyro]

😐

[unborn cliff]

show deck

[terse dock]

Lucky is an enhancement though

[proper pollen]

gonna pull the craziest wild card from ts 🔥

[proper pollen]

had a gold face

midas mask whatev

[rocky helm]

you know what i mean

[ancient gyro]

(we don't)

[wintry ice]

contradiction final boss

[unborn cliff]

you're poor and dont need scoring keep gicket

[heavy heron]

tarots been pretty useless lately

acrobat is my only scoring joker btw

i also didn’t even need chad

[unborn cliff]

debuffing acrobat on the final hand is funny

[heavy heron]

or oops

it was just tarots

[heavy heron]

I KNOW

LOOLLL

BOSS TROLLING

[unborn cliff]

"This is my last stand!!" ass boss

[wintry ice]

i'm gonna be greedy

i have a bunch of glass

[unborn cliff]

did you skip the brainstorm

[wintry ice]

this run is stupid

[terse dock]

Bro thinks hes The Champ

[unborn cliff]

bro is not deku 😂😂✌️✌️

[ancient gyro]

sure

what happened to order 🥀

[terse dock]

No you dont

Tarots are useless

[wintry ice]

i sold it because it already had a sticker

[unborn cliff]

petition to remove tarot cards from the game

[ancient gyro]

o

[unborn cliff]

including soul because it shows up in arcana packs

[terse dock]

all spectrals can appear in arcana packs remove them too

[heavy heron]

bro lowkey i haven’t found a hallucination in so many runs and it’s been killing me

[wintry ice]

FUCK YOU

[heavy heron]

or any tarot joker for that matter

[terse dock]

me when im a chronic magic mushroom user

[wintry ice]

GROS POPPED

[shell dagger]

9

[unborn cliff]

ehh keep wraith because it can give rare jokers which are all very good (except for campfire, obelisk, and vagabond)

[heavy heron]

LOOLLLL

[rocky helm]

there are 4 good tarots imo: hermit, temperance, justice, and chariot, thats it

[terse dock]

not emperor?

not fool?

[heavy heron]

i can’t resist said magic mushrooms

[wintry ice]

not gold or lucky for the passive income?

steel is like

[heavy heron]

hmmm…. what about death?

[shell dagger]

not lovers ?

[wintry ice]

a non-consideration

[terse dock]

not hung men?

[wintry ice]

most of your score comes from scaling +mult

usually

[heavy heron]

i’d say death is pretty nice! although not if you can’t find your card but that’s beside the point

[solid python]

remove all cards from the game they're just filler tbh

[unborn cliff]

keep blueprint and brainstorm because they are the best jokers in balatro

[wintry ice]

and valuing it over gold and lucky cards is strange

[solid python]

true

[wintry ice]

also you're not going to mention hanged man and death?

[unborn cliff]

why would you use polychrome cards you can get x1.5 mult from bloodstone

[heavy heron]

omg you’re right

🤦‍♀️

[terse dock]

Keep fibonacci too

[heavy heron]

i’ll go bloodstone over vagabond next time

thank you for this input

[wintry ice]

nah fib sucks

[terse dock]

no it doesnt

do it for me

[rocky helm]

spectrals are way better, you just like aura + red seal + cryptid and youre set

[heavy heron]

2 out of 5 hits

[unborn cliff]

see bloodstone is very good and hits every time

[wintry ice]

how do you suggest that we get the same 3 spectrals consistently?

[rocky helm]

polychrome isnt an enhancment

[rocky helm]

omen globe + ghost deck gives u chances

[heavy heron]

even on ghost deck

[wintry ice]

how do you suppose we consistently get omen globe?

[heavy heron]

you ain’t finding all 3

you just aren’t

and i been on ghost deck only for months LOOLL

spectral chances in shop is still really low even on ghost

i don’t know what the odds are

[rocky helm]

ok fine the only reason i hate tarots is bcuz they take too long

[heavy heron]

but it’s low

they take too long

[rocky helm]

like deckfixing takes forever

[heavy heron]

that’s interesting

[wintry ice]

how?

[heavy heron]

i kinda find it satisfying to fix my biiiiig deck

[unborn cliff]

wow! a good early game joker! surely nothing can go wrong!

[wintry ice]

what does it mean for a tarot to take to long

[unborn cliff]

animations, duh

[heavy heron]

like it takes too long to.. open arcanas?

[wintry ice]

do you just expect instantly getting an idol deck after using a hanged man

[heavy heron]

i… think?

[rocky helm]

chariot affects one card. justice affects one card

[unborn cliff]

HOLY SHIT!!! EARLY SYNERGY!!!!

[heavy heron]

😍 😍

[rocky helm]

sometimes you need money so u waste an arcana on money jokers.

[wintry ice]

wow, i can't believe localthunk doesn't disregard game balance

[heavy heron]

grimbo + banner

grammar

[terse dock]

Mf thats what death is for

[unborn cliff]

fool

[terse dock]

Death is more potent but fool works

[rocky helm]

death litearlly never shows up

[terse dock]

Anecdotal evidence

[unborn cliff]

pair levels 🙏

[terse dock]

Has the same 1/22 as all the tarots

[rocky helm]

it feels like it

[terse dock]

Feel is not concrete

[wintry ice]

this is going to be something

[proper pollen]

I am going to sell the photograph for the license, since 3x is more than 2x.

[wintry ice]

(i have a red seal 5)

and i just got a blue seal

[bleak escarp]

i hope i dont die ante 2

[rocky helm]

bro

[unborn cliff]

what the fuck are you doing

[unborn cliff]

this is always the play

[willow frost]

bro's on that 3 minute plasma speedrun grind

[bleak escarp]

i hear that dna blueprint is good

[unborn cliff]

trying to beat doc's 1 hour naneinf record

[heavy heron]

if you’re looking for chariot or glass, then you really are looking for chariot justice death fool which is 4 in 22 odds per tarot that shows up… not the worst odds!

[unborn cliff]

No.

[willow frost]

its like 19 minutes now isnt it

[heavy heron]

LOOLLL gimme the throwback stuntman build

[unborn cliff]

pretty sure that is tas

i remember seeing a video of ante 39 in 39 minutes but it was a tas

[wintry ice]

dna blueprint is useful when you have something worth copying

by ante 2 the best thing you have to copy is like

idk a queen or whatever

also you forgot to use hex

[willow frost]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FXH6POv4TA doc is crazy

[unborn cliff]

speculative king of hearts copy for bloodstone

[willow frost]

oh yeah that was interesting

[unborn cliff]

i wish there was xmult in my video game

[ancient gyro]

didn't you say you hated vagabond in quote

[unborn cliff]

this fucking gros michel

WON'T

DIE

[frank notch]

what does he even do?

[unborn cliff]

oh my god bruh

[wintry ice]

my gros died on the final boss

[ancient gyro]

🗣️

[frank notch]

i lost by 30k

[willow frost]

yeah i think doc still has the unseeded naneinf wr of 19:03

[willow frost]

rip

[frank notch]

seed

[rocky helm]

idk i think i want crazy

[wintry ice]

crazy?

[rocky helm]

yes

theyre ok

mb guys i had a revalation

[wintry ice]

i was crazy once

[rocky helm]

they locked me in a room...don't start with this please

[wintry ice]

hey wait i like rats

[rocky helm]

"coming from noelle"

[heady zenith]

sex

[wintry ice]

didn't she overcome her fear of them by the end of chapter 2

[rocky helm]

i think so

[wintry ice]

peam

[rocky helm]

wut

[wintry ice]

red seal queen for stm

[covert steeple]

Thats really good

Would be even better if Photochad and Shoot the Moon were in the same run

[wintry ice]

photochad would just make stm redundant

• there's the anti-synergy of one wanting you to keep face cards in hand and the other wanting you to play them

[weary vapor]

Guys is it possible to cheat in mobile?

[wintry ice]

well i'd guess it's a lot harder to do so

[weary vapor]

Well am not a developer or software major so I will pass

[wintry ice]

iirc the mobile publisher also doesn't allow modding so

[covert steeple]

I mean, its still the first face card being scored

[topaz cloak]

What should I take

Build is centred around flush

[stone shell]

flinted because i didnt respect the boss enough 💔

[wintry ice]

i could sticker it debuffed

[stone shell]

although there was some horrendous saturn luck there

[wintry ice]

i'd sell greedy and use chariot

[stone shell]

i had astronomer and i did NOT find a saturn in the packs except once after buying him

[wintry ice]

the

[weary vapor]

Always on soul

[topaz cloak]

What should I sac

[rocky helm]

greedy wdym

right guys

?

[topaz cloak]

K

[wintry ice]

probably greedy unless supernova is unscaled

[rocky helm]

yeah

[topaz cloak]

I'm new so I don't rly know sorry

[rocky helm]

after playing for 8 months, i still suck, dw

[topaz cloak]

W or L

[weary vapor]

Damn

[rocky helm]

massive w

[weary vapor]

I never will be you

[rocky helm]

not that bad

[weary vapor]

W

[wintry ice]

yea i'd stop using trading card now

[topaz cloak]

I need rid of cards

[rocky helm]

no you dont

[proper pollen]

greedy here is giving you a max of 21 mult, which is not bad but not very great and will never get better. Supernova will give you more and more mult as the game goes on

[rocky helm]

yorick scales with cards

[fierce flame]

i just won with every deck on gold stake but setam didn't give me the achievement, anyone had this issue before?

[tulip aurora]

I hate black deck

[fierce flame]

i agree

[proper pollen]

the more cards you have the more likely you will be able to discard 5 at a time and still end up with your good hand to play

[wintry ice]

getting the xmult would be better imo

[tulip aurora]

I wish It was like less hand size instead of less hands

Pmo

Less hand size lowk makes sense too bc it wohld be the opposite of painted deck

[wintry ice]

average run

[topaz cloak]

I just found a holo drunkard, should I swap it for trading card

[proper pollen]

yeah thats probably a good pick since you arent too invested in using trading card now

the holo is a nice addition, and the extra discard will definitely help you with yorick

[brave goblet]

Uncommon

[terse dock]

I love fib

[wintry ice]

winner

[fierce flame]

guys i just read that to get the completionist+ i have to get another win, so i was wondering, i have to win on gold stake or i have to win in general?

[wintry ice]

i could use this opportunity

[woven spire]

win

any stake

do gold for the flex

[fierce flame]

ok perfect, ty so much

is there any issue also with the completionist++?

[woven spire]

same thing

[fierce flame]

okok good to know

[brave goblet]

You could use some more uncommons

[proper pollen]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[brave goblet]

Quick work fr

[stiff crow]

🔫

[proper pollen]

I wonder if you could blacklist the phrase they keep using

[brave goblet]

Yooo is that the same Gothic lord in MLB

[rocky helm]

i had the mandela effect i swear i thought i had more uncommons that time

[stiff crow]

Yep, hey there

[stiff crow]

If you know the phrases, you could submit them to a modmail ticket

[brave goblet]

My most vivid memory of you is that crazy pair stacking obelisk match haha

[proper pollen]

I saw like three of those same bots today with what seemed like the same message I cant get it from memory though

[brave goblet]

Almost always e girl servers

[shell dagger]

“yooooooo watch the girl in vc BHHAHAHA” is one of them

[brave goblet]

I wonder if that guy earlier was hacked like while he was online, cause his profile says he was playing geometry dash at the same time

[proper pollen]

I think that they compromise your account when you click the embed

[shell dagger]

The crypto ones are just media links

[wintry ice]

ante 7 wee do we do it

[shell dagger]

No

[brave goblet]

Mime is just better

[shell dagger]

Don’t replace mime till boss is safe

[rocky helm]

is this satire?

[brave goblet]

Oh wait gold stickering hmmm

No he might want to pick up the wee for a sticker if he can afford to

Whats the deck look like

[wintry ice]

yeag

[rocky helm]

guess

[wintry ice]

oh you can use boss blinds to stall loyalty card

no leaf

[rocky helm]

is that good or bad

[brave goblet]

Hopefully 38/55 red seal steel queens

[rocky helm]

im pretty sure its just mostly queens with some red seals ye

[random ice]

Very basic run lmao

[rocky helm]

"run" ahh run

[tranquil steppe]

Constellation the GOAT

[random ice]

Vamp also had like 2-3X

[light brook]

constellation is my goat

i’m the #2 constellation fan

[topaz cloak]

MY FIRST WIN YEEEEEEEES

[tranquil steppe]

And a family guy fan I see

[light brook]

congrats!

[faint linden]

We love to see it

[rocky helm]

yes bro

[rocky helm]

isnt that just ena griffin lol

[light brook]

i laughed so fucking hard when i first saw this image

[topaz cloak]

Might be broken

[rocky helm]

again?/

bro ur so lucky

[topaz cloak]

I'm doing endless now

[rocky helm]

do u still have yorick

[topaz cloak]

No, my deck wasn't suited (pun intended) for it

[rocky helm]

did u sell him for blueprint?

[topaz cloak]

No for canio

[rocky helm]

rawg

its ok

well start killing ur faces

[topaz cloak]

Never enough cards to discard for yorick

[rocky helm]

yeah

but use hangman to kill ur faces and also justice then

oddTodd and evenStephen are typing

[foggy sun]

I feel like yorick is just way too underpowered as a joker. Like, it is hard to be able to discard 23 cards, and the fact u can't like meet the condition within 2 rounds with just the base amount of discards on gold stake is just not it fr.

[foggy sun]

Yes.

[rocky helm]

i thoughtts thats two people

[foggy sun]

It is

We are so locked in and just fight to see who gets to speak now

[ember glen]

is this rage bait 💔
a free x1 mult every 2.3 blinds is pretty nice
and there's several ways to increase discards

[gray perch]

Did I do good?

[ember glen]

2.3 blinds if you discard 10 cards a round

[pale wolf]

balatro

[rocky helm]

1 blind if you have red deck

[devout reef]

I’ve had two back to back Midas vamp games when I have never had a single one before this

wtf

And I picked up a splash earlier in this one to boot

[woven spire]

indeed

[pale wolf]

cleb!?

can you talk to thunk for me and sell him some nutritional supplements i bought from someone else

[bitter schooner]

Chat. Would you rather:
Must build
Lucky card every run and always stick to it
Or
Have diversity but you cant focus on 1 single build for more than 3 ante.

[heady laurel]

Wait for blue stake to be revamped in 2027 with that update
Just wait

[naive jolt]

Lucky cards

[random ice]

Lmao most basic run ever

[woven spire]

huhhhhhhh

[pale wolf]

please

[random ice]

Can you tell thunk I have a timeshare

[pale wolf]

or he can buy in and become a seller himself

and join the community

[random ice]

3 sunny weeks in downtown Detroit

[woven spire]

Ionno is not like i have him friended lol, i just talk to him when he’s chatting

[random ice]

You won't find a better deal

[pale wolf]

next time you have lunch with him can you mention this please please

[random ice]

My timeshare has free pets, tell him

They're all very friendly rats

[heady laurel]

We need the weed brownie food joker

[woven spire]

dinner

but yeah

[pale wolf]

😳

[woven spire]

shhhh

don’t say nothing

[random ice]

Tell him about the timeshare too before you have a dinner and Netflix with thunk

[pale wolf]

🤐

[random ice]

Maybe you could both buy in, make it a "couples thing"

[brave goblet]

Oh no!!

[random ice]

Just sell the burglar if you can't score

The hands don't vanish post sale

[pale wolf]

hey so what do you guys think about the world ending

haha jk balatro

[heady laurel]

Hes being sarcastic

[random ice]

Eh it's alright should have happened sooner imo

[woven spire]

balala?

[heady laurel]

Balaclava

[random ice]

Who needs a balaclava when you can just use lemon juice

[brave goblet]

Red card OP

[random ice]

Makes you invisible to cctv cameras

[heady laurel]

Lemon juice doesnt sound as fun

[random ice]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1995_Greater_Pittsburgh_bank_robberies

[heady laurel]

Red card is just as powerful as it needs to be

[woven spire]

😭

[bitter schooner]

I was gonna type some kind or woild you rather. But what is this

[heady laurel]

Comedy

[heady laurel]

Yummy

[pale wolf]

actually its this

[heady laurel]

Behold
The one thing that uses 7s in all of balatro

[woven spire]

would never use him again

[pale wolf]

why was 6 afraid of 7

[sullen aspen]

67🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[pale wolf]

||67||
because 7 ate 9 :D
||67||
||67 again||

[devout reef]

Here we go again lol

[sullen aspen]

sub optimal joker order

🥺

[devout reef]

Nope !

[sullen aspen]

elaborate on why red card shouldn't be before splash and vamp

[hasty harness]

red card should be infront of splash and vampire tho

?

[devout reef]

Why would I want to win in one hand

?

[hasty harness]

i mean the runs already won

[sullen aspen]

belive it or not the run is won

[hasty harness]

and its not gonna go that deep in endless

but 🤷‍♀️

:p

[sullen aspen]

you have midas vamp thats a free win😭

[devout reef]

Am I not allowed to enjoy making the number bigger

Do I have to win now

[sullen aspen]

no

u arent allowed to have fun playing this game

[devout reef]

This discord has taught me as much

[hasty harness]

no its just we twizzy said sub optimal joker order and you said nope when it is sub optimal

[hasty harness]

yes

no fun allowed

[devout reef]

But I’m not trying to win in one hand

[wintry ice]

backseat gaming final boss

[devout reef]

Why would I not milk my hands as much as I can

[heady laurel]

Moneeeeeeeeeey

[hasty harness]

roffle chat:

[devout reef]

You get it

[heady laurel]

Do you have red seals on that gold?

[devout reef]

Unfortunately I have only seen blue seals

[light brook]

blue seals are heat did you take em

[devout reef]

Ye

[light brook]

sick

[devout reef]

It’s just the only seal I’ve seen

[light brook]

always take blue seals folks

[bitter schooner]

Blue seals is best seals

[woven spire]

Roffle chat is straight up ragebait

[light brook]

that’s why i love it

[devout reef]

And I had a vagabond earlier so I have like 10 blue seals now

[wintry ice]

seltzer sticker!

[bitter schooner]

Huge vagabond value

[light brook]

because you cant tell if its satire or not

[woven spire]

lol, yh it’s funny

[heady laurel]

"Why didnt you take Fibbonaucci? Its so good"

[hasty harness]

its so funny because half the chat is satire while the other half genuinely believes perkeo can save the run at ante 24

💔

[woven spire]

“Baron is better than lucky cat here” 5oak photochad run

[sullen aspen]

yes bro

back seating is the reason this heart is still beating

[hasty harness]

just pivot bro

[sullen aspen]

🥺

[wintry ice]

who's bro

[light brook]

the only funny comment i’ve seen is when he picks up a rental mime and someone said “never take a rental mime, i did that once and it ruined my sons birthday”

[woven spire]

true lol

[light brook]

only funny roffle viewer

[bitter schooner]

The baron is very useful at 3 handsize trust

[heady laurel]

"Lucky"
Spends $5000 to find a blueprint

[wintry ice]

well 2 hard stickers done

[woven spire]

that’s kinda good actually

[wintry ice]

roffle is funny out of context

[woven spire]

OOH

[wintry ice]

asdjsaldjlasjd

[light brook]

i love those comments where it puts a timestamp and it’s like “astronomers in 2006” and roffle says “we don’t want pluto anymore”

wait is overstock news lady in the discord do we know

[wintry ice]

evil tooth fairy be like i hate the tooth

we

[light brook]

male strippers like we need some hung men

[bitter schooner]

Steals your money and put tooth in your mouth would be a pretty scary concept

[woven spire]

lol

[wintry ice]

that's balatro uni

[light brook]

roffle says it occasionally

[wintry ice]

yeah it would be terrible if a profession like that existed

[light brook]

that’s called a dentist bruv

[woven spire]

doc is funny

[light brook]

if you’re getting implants ofc

[bitter schooner]

And? Still scary af

[woven spire]

Did a face reveal on a random stream on pijama pants

[light brook]

true

[wintry ice]

hand agnostic mult + hand agnostic chips +obelisk

[light brook]

wait what i didn’t know he face revealed

[wintry ice]

and i got a plant proof hand agnostic mult

[woven spire]

yeah i don’t remember the name of where he did it

[pale wolf]

i mean he was at the fast 52 live event

[wintry ice]

oil companies be like i hate the plant

[pale wolf]

best segment of the entire marathon

[wintry ice]

wtf

[light brook]

yooo he looks like he’d be a third member of myth busters idk how to explain it

[desert pebble]

only pyjama pants?

[bitter schooner]

Lowkey i think invis are rigged to get EVERYTHING but bp and bs

[light brook]

yall if i became a balatro creator would they let me be in mlbalatro next season if im big enough

[wintry ice]

the

[pale wolf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SOW2DKZUlk&t=61s
it's actually the most viewed portion of the marathon which is sick

[woven spire]

what lol

[bitter schooner]

Looks beautiful

[wintry ice]

this is very useful for me

[cosmic sun]

ludwig gonna be ass a balatro too?

💀

[light brook]

embed fail sorry lol hold on lemme find an image

[cosmic sun]

I saw him play Street Fighter 6

[woven spire]

i saw it

[light brook]

idk if mythbusters is american or international

[cosmic sun]

Who knows how hard Ludwig could throw a game

[woven spire]

i see what u mean lol

[woven spire]

he says at some point that doc was abt to get e2

lmao

[light brook]

idk doc irl looks like he’d be a third member if there was a third member

[light brook]

mr clipfarm himself plays balatro what could go wrong

[wintry ice]

the biggest number of all time, 10

[woven spire]

is t it like 100

[steady wharf]

Who wants to see this legendary run I got

[wintry ice]

wait yeah

1 followed by 2 0s

[light brook]

100 is huge

[wintry ice]

balls

[light brook]

oh wow that’s certainly something

[knotty zodiac]

arm, the killer of dreams, one hand downgrade at a time

[light brook]

why is bs copying chicot 🙏

[woven spire]

why are we copying chicot

[steady wharf]

Wait oh no you’re right!

lol

[wintry ice]

(i died because i played 1 hand with more than 0 discards)

[light brook]

throwback and showman are also incredibly shit so bbc should be out of the equation as well

what’s throwback at rn Cu?

[knotty zodiac]

it happens x)

[bitter schooner]

Oh wow never seen a negative golden before

[light brook]

yo wait i haven’t either that’s sick af

[steady wharf]

That’s cool

[bitter schooner]

Legit free 4$ ever

[knotty zodiac]

throwback should be 3 xmult once you skip 3 antes. then it would actually be somewhat usable

(capped)

[ebon maple]

Investment or negative tag

Please come

[light brook]

1x mult per ante skipped? idk that might be too much

[steady wharf]

Neg

[knotty zodiac]

you get nothing until you skip 3

[weak relic]

John Balatro

[light brook]

what the hell no

is it capped at 3

[knotty zodiac]

capped at 3

[steady wharf]

I like throwback because it’s very easy to scale and you can get it to like x5

[light brook]

sorry buscrasher that’s dogshit

[knotty zodiac]

its xmult.

[light brook]

worse cavendish

[weak relic]

-14 bucks with no econ...

[knotty zodiac]

banana has a precondition

[sullen aspen]

"-14 bucks"😭😭😭😭😭

[weak relic]

[sullen aspen]

im sobbingggg

[knotty zodiac]

you have to hold gros and hope it pops

[unreal topaz]

handy tag would work as well

[light brook]

think of all the value in the shops you lose out on by skipping for a maximum of 3x mult

[sullen aspen]

negative

[unreal topaz]

negative is like

[woven spire]

idk look at ur money

[unreal topaz]

useless

[sullen aspen]

u need as many jokers as you can get

[sullen aspen]

he has negative 14 bucks hes as good as dead

at least he can gamble with the negatives

[light brook]

i think throwback could be better if they made it .5x per blind skipped, and that’s all you need to make it not hot dogshit

[knotty zodiac]

sure, but sometimes you just need xmult, not anything else

[unreal topaz]

handy tag or investment tag are like the only two things with a chance of bringing him back up

[knotty zodiac]

.5x per skip is a bit too good

[sullen aspen]

but then again man

[light brook]

true but there could and most likely is better xmult options in those shops you skipped

[sullen aspen]

that negative brainstorm and card sharp are knocking

[light brook]

.25 is too weak though that’s the problem

[sullen aspen]

its really not considering u get to see less shops

[light brook]

alright folks brainstorm session how do we improve throwback

[unreal topaz]

ah yes, the couple uncommons and rares that could help the build

lets count on one of the negatives being that

[sullen aspen]

yes

the games about gambling

[unreal topaz]

sure

[unreal topaz]

well no