🕹・game-discussion

[woven spire]

blackboard is so goated

[spring granite]

I learned that the hard way early on

[weak relic]

That's why it pairs well with stuntman and ecto

[turbid smelt]

YAY

[weak relic]

Heh "pair"s

[radiant fossil]

cool

[spring granite]

living the dream

[craggy gale]

Watch as I hit the 8% chance of it dying to perishable

[radiant fossil]

turn's out bro was never struggling

[turbid smelt]

NOOOOOOO

[drowsy rain]

Guys I just figured out an easy 100% success rate way to win verdant leaf

[turbid smelt]

NOOO

PLEASE DONT

MOOOO

[drowsy rain]

Sell luchador

it’s unbeatable

[spring granite]

🧠📈

[radiant fossil]

you have director's?

[turbid smelt]

[weak relic]

Chicot in the soul in the ethereal tag

[woven spire]

pairslop for the win again ❤️‍🩹

[spring granite]

the power of photo, humbled real quick

[spring granite]

that seed was so close to Thunk

[woven spire]

lol true

damn

[turbid smelt]

Do I reroll and pray for luchador or rip an arcana and pray for the one legendary joker that disables boss blinds

[drowsy rain]

Just let it go bro

[spring granite]

chicot in the arcana pack???

you might as well go for it

[turbid smelt]

Yeah

[radiant fossil]

you have a big pocket, use it

[upper spade]

What is this graphics mod?

[turbid smelt]

What I just realized I have x mult I don’t need to card about the plant lmao

[weak relic]

Then do it

[radiant fossil]

orrrr

[spring granite]

isn't half of your deck face cards

[turbid smelt]

It’s all kings

But I have the family

On a flushfive deck

[radiant fossil]

you buy a random joker and sell it when the boss comes

[woven spire]

infinite mode=instant death

[drowsy rain]

Or just get glass and find a retrigger

[turbid smelt]

It’s plant not verdant leaf

[radiant fossil]

and another one if you need more power

oh wait right

[turbid smelt]

Is that modded?

[radiant fossil]

reroll then

[turbid smelt]

Joker placement not optimal

[wanton breach]

deep fried balatro

[woven spire]

just the texture pack

[woven spire]

how

[turbid smelt]

Switch planetary

And chalkboard

[void lintel]

wut

[craggy gale]

Ok this is like the first time I’ve ever gotten a good pareidolia lmao

[woven spire]

huhhh

[void lintel]

2.3*3 = 3*2.3

[woven spire]

i dont think Xmult works like that

[turbid smelt]

Move planetary one to the left

[woven spire]

why

[spring granite]

they're better the way they are currently

[woven spire]

its the same

[turbid smelt]

The higher xmult should be in the front

2.3 is smaller than 3

[void lintel]

not how math works lul

[spring granite]

+10 mult from blackboard goes first

[woven spire]

yeah

[wanton breach]

blackboard have holographic

it's optimal already

[drowsy rain]

What is 2x3

[rancid gull]

saddest black deck run ever

didn't draw the straight

cry

[spring granite]

X mult works by the commutative property, meaning the order doesn't matter regardless of the size of the variables

as long as the +mult is first it's fine

[turbid smelt]

Loolll

Plant can eat this dick

[wanton breach]

rude

didn't know luke skywalker played balatro

[drowsy rain]

Plasma deck strikes again

[turbid smelt]

I’m usually an anyglyph guy but

I wanna Nan inf

Take ramen and just not discard?

[wanton breach]

up to you

[inner stratus]

theres really people that didnt pass middle school math damn

[drowsy rain]

You have enough money to buy best joker available

[woven spire]

i dont like to take rentals first shop

[turbid smelt]

For the path to nan inf what you think

[rancid gull]

i'm going to do this black deck++

[wanton breach]

impossible

[turbid smelt]

It’s just ocd

[rancid gull]

but this shih is so ahh

[turbid smelt]

Never say never uncle

[woven spire]

yeahhh idk.

[inner stratus]

do u actually have ocd or is that a saying

[turbid smelt]

Not actually but

I like organization

[inner stratus]

dont say that then

[weak relic]

I legitimately forgot how I beat plasma deck on gold stake.

[drowsy rain]

ocd and adhd are the ultimate “self-diagnosed” disorders

[wanton breach]

i have ocd but i also have brain

[inner stratus]

its insensitive to a real disorder

[woven spire]

this is so true

[weak relic]

Ig im washed up now

[spring granite]

real

[rancid gull]

nnah u just out of practice

[wanton breach]

real

[rancid gull]

it happens

[turbid smelt]

My fault nephew

[rancid gull]

plasma is so diferent

[drowsy rain]

If you tell me you have ocd and then say it’s because you noticed you like your room clean then that’s not ocd

[wanton breach]

you didn't chip maxxing?

[spring granite]

the term has been warped

[inner stratus]

its the same thing when people say "schizo" where they dont understand anything about the actual disorder is stems from

[drowsy rain]

Arrowhead flush ❤️‍🩹

[turbid smelt]

Best hand rn is 6.8 mil

Nan inf here we come

[weak relic]

Sure thing buddy

[inner stratus]

i got e99 yesterday! so im getting there kinda

[weak relic]

Upgraded a few poker hands thanks to astronomer

Couldn't draw cards I need

But tbh I wasn't using my econ well

[inner stratus]

i had an AMAMZING run yesterday that died to not getting retcon

[weak relic]

Kinda my fault

[drowsy rain]

Astronomer is such a nothing burger joker I’m tired of trying to get actual value out of it without constellation

[turbid smelt]

Just picked the game up again after months because I wanted games I could play on the plane without WiFi I haven’t got an e in a minute

[drowsy rain]

And its buy price is like a billion dollars

[turbid smelt]

My best ever is like e31

[inner stratus]

i even had 7 double tags but i never found a voucher skip after ante 10 :/

[turbid smelt]

I found a 5 trib seed

[wintry ice]

i may be stupid

[turbid smelt]

I have it written down somewhere

[weak relic]

Twas on the 2nd buffoon pack and twas the only sensible choice

[drowsy rain]

Out of a buffoon pack it’s fine

Because I can sell it to make my money back

[turbid smelt]

Is a 2 polychrome trib seed with 3 blue prints crazy?

[drowsy rain]

But I never ever buy it without constellation or like satellite but even then just buy the planet mane

[turbid smelt]

Sell ramen for mine?

[inner stratus]

foil blueprint is tragic

[drowsy rain]

At least it’s not holo

[turbid smelt]

It’s not the design is so cool

[weak relic]

Watch his ecto target dna

[inner stratus]

you want it unenhanced to it can be made negative

[weak relic]

That's if he gets into that phase

[gentle island]

am I fine or do I need to skip

[weak relic]

Which id say...

[turbid smelt]

Idk if I’m gonna go for an ecto I wanna keep hand size for Barron

[weak relic]

Unlikely

[inner stratus]

uh good luck with that

[woven spire]

fr

[turbid smelt]

Yo but

Sell ramen for mime?

[weak relic]

How many steel kings u got?

[turbid smelt]

They all gold

I’m saying for photograph

[weak relic]

[turbid smelt]

Photo is a held in hand right

[inner stratus]

if u dont have baron that does like nothing

?

[woven spire]

0/10 ragebait

[turbid smelt]

Ight nvm

[weak relic]

Econmaxxing and losing

[gentle island]

cause I remember last time like there is something about it dying the second after you win but before the badge

[turbid smelt]

Nephew I have 180

[drowsy rain]

The amount of deck fixing and joker hits you need with no econ jokers it seems really unlikely that this is a naneinf seed

Just go for high score

[hybrid tendon]

no

[radiant fossil]

guys does 10 times nothing voucher challenge unlock antimatter

[hybrid tendon]

yes

[weak relic]

Stop referring me to anything youd come up with

[turbid smelt]

Referring you what?

[inner stratus]

dont call random people online "nephew"

its annoying

[turbid smelt]

Sorry unc

[woven spire]

.

[drowsy rain]

Being called nephew is a badge of coolness but maybe it’s different for others

[inner stratus]

cool

[weak relic]

I don't wanna interact with these people so

[drowsy rain]

Hello niece and nephew

[weak relic]

You're not gonna naneinf anyways

[turbid smelt]

It’s a term of endearment bro beans

[drowsy rain]

hayah chili oil

[inner stratus]

"nephew" and "unc" thats the wrong gender so close

[drowsy rain]

chili jam

[sterile zealot]

why are we being so aggressive in chat 😭

its gambling game. we should chill.

[hybrid tendon]

people don't wanna be called like they're part of the same family

[turbid smelt]

It’s not

It’s actually a card game

[hybrid tendon]

also it's not gambling

[turbid smelt]

It’s basically like solitare and pokers baby

[gentle island]

GGs chat

[turbid smelt]

Congrats auntie

[weak relic]

How much is that glass jimbo?

[gentle island]

• 1 gold sticker

[inner stratus]

nice!!

[gentle island]

7.75

[hybrid tendon]

great

[drowsy rain]

So I was playing balatro. Straight up “hacking it”. And by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My wee

[gentle island]

trading card + glass is broken

[weak relic]

Great job

[hybrid tendon]

photochad but better

[turbid smelt]

Naw I’m fucked now

This scaling is crazy

[hybrid tendon]

endless scaling

did you never see a retrigger joker ?

[drowsy rain]

You have no retrigger xmult or retriggers except photo dude

[gentle island]

It is done

[hybrid tendon]

hell yeahh

ggs

[gentle island]

I am no longer C+unninghand

[woven spire]

congrats

[turbid smelt]

Do I discard and her my ramen or play the full hous

[hybrid tendon]

discard

[woven spire]

oof

[weak relic]

Now do a white stake run and became one of us

[woven spire]

bye abstract

[drowsy rain]

Banner

[hybrid tendon]

crazy that I still haven't done c++

[turbid smelt]

Seeing the ramen lose mult hurts so much

[woven spire]

CHIPS

[turbid smelt]

Why do u guys have c+ in ur names is that the coding language or

[weak relic]

Chicken nuggets

[drowsy rain]

Banner such a chud joker

[hybrid tendon]

achievements in the game

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[turbid smelt]

Oh I’m 100%

[serene forge]

how's that naneinf going for you buddy

[woven spire]

yh i figured abstract gives me more value

[turbid smelt]

yoooo

What’s up boys

[woven spire]

i win anyways

[hybrid tendon]

c+ is doing every deck gold stake c++ is gold stickering every joker, unlocking everything is c

[serene forge]

[turbid smelt]

Best joker itl by the way

[gentle island]

fr

[weak relic]

Yo!

Rick!

[hybrid tendon]

lmfao

[gentle island]

annoying how you have to do that

[woven spire]

ricky

[drowsy rain]

I think I’m gonna hit naneinf with a ceremonial dagger build thoughts

[turbid smelt]

I’m not joking I have 100% completion

[hybrid tendon]

proof ?

[drowsy rain]

Maybe throw in a marble joker

[weak relic]

Ofc that guy would love bloodstone

[gentle island]

naneinf with +mult

[turbid smelt]

Let me turn on my Xbox

[woven spire]

hornet i love ur reactions dont change twin

[turbid smelt]

You just misgendered me ouch

[serene forge]

theyre a master ragebaiter

[hybrid tendon]

sure

[weak relic]

Great thing I couldn't see anything

[drowsy rain]

Don’t worry, I’ll get loyalty card for xmult

[hybrid tendon]

ikr

[serene forge]

sure nephew let's get you to bed

it's past your bedtime

[turbid smelt]

It’s 11 oclock niece

[woven spire]

prolly past ur bedtime

[serene forge]

your bedtime is 9:00

[drowsy rain]

Tell me how this wouldn’t work

[serene forge]

now go to sleep

[gentle island]

gotta do this on the deck I started on

[drowsy rain]

Marble dagger loyalty

chips mult xmult

[turbid smelt]

I’m a grown man with a job

[hybrid tendon]

what

I thought you were like 16 calling people nephew and niece lmao

[turbid smelt]

How’d u guess my age

Lmfao

[hybrid tendon]

cos you call people nephew and niece

I literally said it

it's got that vibe

[turbid smelt]

Glass cards so broken

[weak relic]

Ironic

[turbid smelt]

24 mil in one hand

[weak relic]

[blissful fog]

Add retriggers on those glas cards and shits gonna be insane

[turbid smelt]

I have more +s next to my c so I’m cooler than you

[hybrid tendon]

watch bro not pick up a hanging chad ever and lose

[woven spire]

wait till u hear abt chad

[drowsy rain]

bang you beat the ante 11 big blind challenge

[turbid smelt]

I’m investing in tarrow cards

[drowsy rain]

the most important one

[serene forge]

you skipped a purple seal

[turbid smelt]

That was early run before dna

[serene forge]

thats even worse

[hybrid tendon]

actually it makes you more ridiculous ngl

[turbid smelt]

Why is everyone hating purple seal is like the worse seal

[hybrid tendon]

it's the 2nd best

behind blue seal

[turbid smelt]

Red seal is best

[serene forge]

me when i'm mad trash:

[weak relic]

Can't be serious

[serene forge]

me when i'm mad trash:

[hybrid tendon]

white stake moment

[weak relic]

[hybrid tendon]

red seal is probably like, the worst seal if you don't have what's needed to use it properly

[weak relic]

+10 chips

[hybrid tendon]

every other seal is great on their own

[turbid smelt]

Someone white chip reaction

[hybrid tendon]

+11 if you play an ace

[serene forge]

red seal is useful but it's the least useful one for winning

[hybrid tendon]

ragebait

[serene forge]

nice try buddy

[woven spire]

i love ricky

[turbid smelt]

Pick up bloodstone?

[hybrid tendon]

what's your deck ?

[serene forge]

sell photo

[turbid smelt]

All cards are king of diamond

[hybrid tendon]

bruh

[hybrid tendon]

why would you even think of taking it

[weak relic]

Yeah but most ppl defo gonna put it on their face cards straight up from a spectral pack so

[woven spire]

fork telling someone to get bloodstone????

this is new

[turbid smelt]

Sell photo for that dude

[bleak hemlock]

guys i think drivers license work

[serene forge]

their deck is king of diamond

[weak relic]

Naneinf with bloodstone

[woven spire]

ah alr

[weak relic]

No way

[woven spire]

i see

lmao

[weak relic]

[turbid smelt]

Balatro experts what do I sell for the dude with the hoodie

Photo or ramen

[serene forge]

photo

[hybrid tendon]

I'd put it on a 5, and if I have wee on a 2 lol

[turbid smelt]

Ramen is under 2 tho

[woven spire]

woah

woah

[hybrid tendon]

lol yeah

[serene forge]

what's up

[tulip aurora]

FFFFFFUCK blue stake

[woven spire]

nothing.

[turbid smelt]

Should I sell ramen?

[hybrid tendon]

so true !

[hybrid tendon]

ramen is more useful than bloodstone

[turbid smelt]

Shut up

[woven spire]

another deck 6 to c+

[turbid smelt]

I’m talking about the hoodie guy

[turbid smelt]

All ramen for hoodie guy

[hybrid tendon]

sure

[turbid smelt]

How do you get the texture packs on mobile

[hybrid tendon]

card sharp is nice

[turbid smelt]

It’s that android

[serene forge]

you are

[hybrid tendon]

you too !!

[turbid smelt]

I should have read the boss blind

[serene forge]

yippie 💜

[turbid smelt]

I’m so fucked

[hybrid tendon]

BRUIH

[turbid smelt]

The runs over

[serene forge]

skill issue

[hybrid tendon]

DID YOU NOT READ IT ?

also why are your bp on card sharp and not family ?

[turbid smelt]

Bro I didn’t see it

[fringe nebula]

2/10 space joker...

[tulip aurora]

Death

[turbid smelt]

I just bought it

[serene forge]

noob

white stake

[hybrid tendon]

blueprint ?

[weak relic]

How's naneinf doing?

[hybrid tendon]

and family ?

[turbid smelt]

I’ve been playing this game longer than you

Silence

[weak relic]

[hybrid tendon]

don't call me bro please

[turbid smelt]

Runs over nephew

[turbid smelt]

Sorry brother

[serene forge]

embarassing that you suck this bad isn't it then

[fringe nebula]

@turbid smelt please do not fake having completionist++ with that username

[hybrid tendon]

seriously

[turbid smelt]

No I have completionist++++++

[serene forge]

rule 10

[weak relic]

[turbid smelt]

I have the game 100% on my Xbox

[serene forge]

rule 10

[turbid smelt]

What’s rule 10

[serene forge]

no ragebaiting

[turbid smelt]

Is this an unwritten balatro rule

[lunar zealot]

ello ello welcome to mcdonalds

may i take your order

[serene forge]

hi i want some nuggies

[lunar zealot]

do you want the 70 pc

[serene forge]

yeah

[lunar zealot]

fat fuck

[turbid smelt]

I don’t have money is there any other way I can pay 😉

[serene forge]

so i can share with my gf

[hybrid tendon]

can I get an anti-misgendering ?

[lunar zealot]

pay with your BLOOD

[serene forge]

mf i weigh 140 pounds and im 6 feet tall im slim as fuck and i hate it

[fringe nebula]

so what happened again, another white staker moment?

[hybrid tendon]

yeah

[serene forge]

ragebaiter

[radiant fossil]

yall think this is a good set up?

[serene forge]

with a side of misgenering

[lunar zealot]

gyatt damn 6 feet tall

[marsh gate]

I have a bit of an intriguing experiment I want to run as you might have seen in #🎙・server-chat a second ago

[lunar zealot]

i love tall women

[serene forge]

don't gyatt me i have a girlfriend

[hybrid tendon]

yeh

[upper spade]

Thank you.

[lunar zealot]

fork?

[serene forge]

[hybrid tendon]

I do not go in taht channel soooo

[lunar zealot]

what was that

[turbid smelt]

Get a cheeseburger

That’s not healthy

[radiant fossil]

what

i dont see an elephant

[serene forge]

one joker in your setup is the odd one out

[hybrid tendon]

throwback 🥀

[radiant fossil]

which

[serene forge]

throwback 🥀

[lunar zealot]

you have no right to stick your business in what other people do with their bodies

[marsh gate]

basically, I'm gonna be running an experiment to see which playing cards are most favored from a pool of 20 starting decks on Erratic deck

[radiant fossil]

how

[turbid smelt]

Throwback is one of the best decks in the game

[hybrid tendon]

there's none tbh, for having reset that deck on repeat for 11 hours

[lunar zealot]

prolly 2s, 6s, 8s, 9s, and then something like queens

[radiant fossil]

i have done skips, i have use for it no?

[serene forge]

throwback sucks

[marsh gate]

fair

[serene forge]

never actively try to scale a throwback

skips are bad

[hybrid tendon]

also

[serene forge]

throwback does not make them not bad

[marsh gate]

I'm just running my own experiment on my side

[radiant fossil]

uh.... what would you take in it's position

[hybrid tendon]

20 is a pretty low sample number

[serene forge]

idk i havent seen your shops

[hybrid tendon]

you might want to push it up to at least 500

[serene forge]

a blackboard for example

[radiant fossil]

well yeah, ig i take what im given

not actually tryna win, farming nothing vouchers

[serene forge]

would be just objectively better than a throwback

[marsh gate]

maybe 50 but 20 is easier to do cuz it takes less time between resets

[hybrid tendon]

you're only looking for the starter deck right ?

[marsh gate]

yes

[hybrid tendon]

it shouldn't be too bad

[serene forge]

@lunar zealot can i get some hot sauce

[hybrid tendon]

you're going for 20 in total or per person ?

[fringe nebula]

having eternal space joker as your only source of chips feels so miserable

[marsh gate]

if possible, yea

[radiant fossil]

what im think i blundered more is my scaling of yorick

[lunar zealot]

no

[lament condor]

yeah whats yorick doing in there

[hybrid tendon]

???

[serene forge]

fuck you

[serene forge]

yet another reason why skips are bad

[radiant fossil]

I dont have the habbit of using all my discards

[hybrid tendon]

what about me ? can I get some sriracha ?

[serene forge]

i'll get you some 💜

[radiant fossil]

im not scaling throwback at all

[radiant fossil]

just taking it for the 2.25 i have rn

[radiant fossil]

wdym, why wouldnt it

[lunar zealot]

:3

[turbid smelt]

What’s the highest anyone’s got no joker

[lunar zealot]

:3

[turbid smelt]

Just curious

[lament condor]

me when i miss the joke completely

[radiant fossil]

oh sorry, yeah i am slow

[subtle drum]

wdym

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[turbid smelt]

No joker challenge

Highest ante

[subtle drum]

oh i haven’t tried

i don’t think i want to either lol

[gentle island]

GGs

[serene forge]

gg

[subtle drum]

that was close!!

[marsh gate]

look, my idea is to test a few people's first 20 Erratic decks, calculate the number of cards using a storage drawer setup i made in minecraft and then summarize the data that way

[hybrid tendon]

yeahh okay

why did you answer yes to my question when it had 2 options tho 😭

would've been easier to just say that

[gentle island]

My stats at the end of C++

[radiant fossil]

yorick is soo pog

[marsh gate]

sorry, I was busy setting up the testing area

[subtle drum]

congrats that's an insane achievement, also w jokers

[gentle island]

ty

[cursive lion]

looks inside

[marsh gate]

I unlocked idol and Blueprint in one run, but that is impressive I agree

[subtle drum]

all common lmao

[heady fable]

Maybe stupid question but would it be too op for wild cards to count as any rank aswell as any suit?

[atomic locust]

Anyone want to do a Tier List

[marsh gate]

I played Flushes 13788 times, but I bet someone else has played a million of them

[subtle drum]

yep

[woven spire]

naneinf destroyed my stats lol

[subtle drum]

19k flushes here

[gentle island]

You have like a lot higher numbers then me especially for not having C++ lmao

[marsh gate]

pretty nice

[subtle drum]

yeah 🤷‍♂️ idk how to get c++ lol

[gentle island]

oh lol

yellow deck

[subtle drum]

i'm going through all the decks and stakes

[weary elm]

general and off topic are completely dead

[woven spire]

oof

[weary elm]

what’s up fellas

[subtle drum]

up to zodiac orange

[gentle island]

oof

[woven spire]

sup nixon

[weary elm]

not much i’m so bored

[marsh gate]

still a lovely number there

[gentle island]

my winstreak is cooked ngl

[subtle drum]

4 is good wdym

[marsh gate]

best Windstreak for me was the same

[gentle island]

is it?

[subtle drum]

mine is 2 lol

[weary elm]

mine is prolly 1 or 2

[gentle island]

I have never tried for it

[atomic locust]

I must say the hanging Chad is a S Tier card

[subtle drum]

neither lol

[woven spire]

best hand being e11 is SO sad

[weary elm]

i love resetting runs

so mine is likely 1

[subtle drum]

e is ridiculously hard to get tbf

[subtle drum]

oh...

why would u ever do that

[gentle island]

how you at ante 32 with e11

[hybrid tendon]

lmao it'S okay

[subtle drum]

for sure

[woven spire]

naneinf resets best hand to 0

[gentle island]

oh fr?

[woven spire]

yeah

[woven spire]

best hand since i did naneinf is e11

[weary elm]

yikes bros

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[gentle island]

oh ok

I have never done naneinf lol

[marsh gate]

I'll pull up mine

[gentle island]

maybe I should do that next

[hybrid tendon]

good luck on balatrorg 😭

[serene forge]

leave balatrorg

[weary elm]

what are your guyses tips for getting $400

max ive had is 385

[woven spire]

i just dont do infinite that much now

[serene forge]

analglyph deck

[marsh gate]

here's my stats, i did unlock all but hey

[woven spire]

i should try infinite more since im on balatrorg to practice lmaoo

[subtle drum]

what is balatrorg

[weary elm]

alr and just wait for the double your money tag?

[woven spire]

ive just been doing high stakes lately

[hybrid tendon]

which of my stats do y'all want ? my main profile or my endless profile ?

[gentle island]

these are some fun stats fr

[marsh gate]

any stats are good

[subtle drum]

insane

[serene forge]

basically

[dull willow]

Just got gold on the double tag deck

Honestly..its one of my favs

[subtle drum]

sameee

[serene forge]

I love Red Card

[atomic locust]

Should I start a vanilla run or a modded run

[serene forge]

vanilla

[hybrid tendon]

I'll just send both

[dull willow]

Huge double tag hits feel so…amazing.

Ghost pack, Planet 3x, Arcana, cash etc

[serene forge]

main and endless profile respectively

[gentle island]

does this mean it took me >60 wins to get all gold stake?

[weak relic]

Dont beat yourself up. Mine is literal 0

[marsh gate]

anyone wanna aide in my experiment btw? 20 Erratic decks and I'll check each one and record my findings

[subtle drum]

gng what 😭

[atomic locust]

Is this card any good

[hybrid tendon]

lmaooo

[serene forge]

yes

[gentle island]

that card is peak

[woven spire]

almost there, gotta get better to get 15

[hybrid tendon]

yeah it's insane

[subtle drum]

yessss i love him

him?

them? idk

[static eagle]

Yo first time chatting here, experienced with computers so don't need a long breakdown but how would I install cryptid mod on Linux? Same as windows I would assume?

[wicked shard]

Hello, I'm new to Balatro and trying to get better. I'm working on building king decks for high scores with Plasma deck. I'm not sure what to do at this point? Should I sell a brainstom for Hanging Chad? I'm not sure how all the triggers work. Thank you.

[fringe nebula]

money

[hybrid tendon]

well you gotta get the mod loader thingy and then yeah

[woven spire]

money.

[subtle drum]

money

[static eagle]

Ahh, hoped I didn't need that other modloader

[subtle drum]

https://giphy.com/gifs/funny-job-SOmjomEnNHsrK

[atomic locust]

Also we know damn well this card is peak

[woven spire]

sell sock and busking

[hybrid tendon]

except ante 1/2

[subtle drum]

suck and busting

[gleaming cobalt]

I personally think that its the best xmult joker in the game

[weary elm]

she be sawking on my kin till i bus

[gleaming cobalt]

Excluding the barons ofc

[hybrid tendon]

you mean legendaries ?

[serene forge]

baron sucks

[wicked shard]

Okay, and then do I 2x blueprint the photograph, and brainstorm the chad?

[static eagle]

Aye? Not for stacking stuff surely

[woven spire]

ye

[hybrid tendon]

yeah

[gleaming cobalt]

i don't like legendaries bc its boring

[weak relic]

What

[atomic locust]

Or how about this joker build which is
Blueprint x2, Hanging Chad x4, Photo Chad x5,
Baron x6

[hybrid tendon]

this game is so diverse it's crazy

[woven spire]

damn

[static eagle]

High score actually done on zodiac deck I believe, it was a mean as baron run. I have a video of it somewhere

[hybrid tendon]

how are they boring ?

[wicked shard]

Okay, thank you both. Going to see what I can do.

[gleaming cobalt]

Too easy

[woven spire]

np!

[gleaming cobalt]

yeah they are rare

[gleaming cobalt]

But urff

[hybrid tendon]

are you playing high stakes at least ?

[marsh gate]

I'm just thinking of how my experiment will go atm

[weary elm]

not often

[hybrid tendon]

wasn't meant as an answer to you lol but I get it lol

[static eagle]

That's why, always play gold stake (coming from someone who only best gold stake on one deck)

[woven spire]

also damn what did i do 😭

[tidal valley]

I feel like here is used more as general than sever chat

[hybrid tendon]

she just hates balatrorg

[woven spire]

fr?

why

[gleaming cobalt]

Wait what

[serene forge]

nothing

balatrorg sucks

[woven spire]

?

[weak relic]

What's that

[hybrid tendon]

we had a bit of beef with the owner, but like I cleared it on my side, I think she still has a grudge lol

[gleaming cobalt]

How is that EVEN POSSIBLE

[weak relic]

[gleaming cobalt]

ANTE 32??

WHAT

[woven spire]

ahh, that fair

[subtle drum]

are we fr

[subtle drum]

idek

[woven spire]

baron mime

[wicked shard]

lol 5 billion right away

you guys rock

[serene forge]

awa

[fringe nebula]

wow ok

[woven spire]

burglar naneinf

[gleaming cobalt]

That crazy

[subtle drum]

i can never get it to work

[weak relic]

What's balatrorg again?

[gleaming cobalt]

perkeo........

[fringe nebula]

tournament

[hybrid tendon]

balatro social competition

[woven spire]

lot of luck nedeed ngl

[hybrid tendon]

kind of like a tourney, but with many possible effects, restrictions, and a social aspect

[subtle drum]

yeah

[fringe nebula]

didn't expect myself to get invited even when i was still new to this server

[woven spire]

same tbh

[hybrid tendon]

playing the game is enough to be invited lol

[tidal valley]

Crimson heart 💔

[woven spire]

what the fuck

[hybrid tendon]

some people discovered balatro with balatrorg

[gleaming cobalt]

Wait are you french...

help

[tidal valley]

I was scoring way higher than that but crimson stole my win

[hybrid tendon]

I do speak french yeah, I noticed our friend in common lol

[marsh gate]

it still scored a lot, btw, I bet you used 4 invisible jokers

[gleaming cobalt]

NOOO NOT THE FRENCH

[hybrid tendon]

I'm not from france

[tidal valley]

1 invis and 3 ankhs

[subtle drum]

mmm i love const

[meager narwhal]

[marsh gate]

that's insane

[hybrid tendon]

early baron is bait

[tidal valley]

I was on ghost so not really

[subtle drum]

facts

[serene forge]

sell baron

[marsh gate]

fair

[woven spire]

"a lil bit of everything"

[weak relic]

Kill baron

[subtle drum]

baron is ahh

[gleaming cobalt]

it has 1 synergie bro cmon🥀💔

[subtle drum]

exactly

[meager narwhal]

I mean my red tag steels have been clearing, I was just cycling for a straight that round

[radiant fossil]

guys yall think this is a good pseudo baron is good in power

[gleaming cobalt]

"B-but its winning 🤓" yeah get good i guess

[subtle drum]

what?

ts so confusing

[tidal valley]

How would r/balatro react if someone posted blueprint if it was fanmade

[woven spire]

thats a win if you dont get the plant

[meager narwhal]

I think the plug you went with was a lil too big this time

[subtle drum]

lmao

[weak relic]

Stm is fine

[woven spire]

idk, never been there, dont want to be there.

[gleaming cobalt]

Wha

[subtle drum]

stm is a little weak imo but still better than baron

[weak relic]

They really love 8ball

I dont get it

[woven spire]

is really strong imo

[hybrid tendon]

they love bloodstone and baron too

[marsh gate]

my setup for testing my idea, each slot in the double drawers is 2 through King

[tidal valley]

Honestly fair, im in there to see all of the fanmade jokers (most of which are questionable in balance)

[weak relic]

That, too

[woven spire]

lmaoo

[marsh gate]

single drawers are Aces

[weak relic]

Stinky mfs

[gleaming cobalt]

i totaly forgot the effect of this joker

[hybrid tendon]

ong

[serene forge]

i hate Bloodstone

[tulip aurora]

I love bloodstone

[woven spire]

WHAT am i looking at

[subtle drum]

hmm i'll give it another try

[gleaming cobalt]

I know its one of these card that goes "eat a strawberry ice cream at 3 am a saturday" ah joker

[tulip aurora]

Mmm this pie is so good I could die

[radiant fossil]

i dieded.
idk what i even did but, apparently i had 2 hands every blind

[subtle drum]

same

[hybrid tendon]

1/4 chance to give a tarot when an 8 is scored

[woven spire]

its really strong for high stakes, pairslop ain it

[gleaming cobalt]

Same....

[tidal valley]

I took a vow that i will, to this day, and for the rest of my life, NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, buy a misprint, EVER

[weak relic]

Idk, arrowhead my favorite out of the 4 3 mineral jokers

[gleaming cobalt]

wow.......

[subtle drum]

what if it's enhanced and free

[tidal valley]

Sell it

[woven spire]

did you take hieroglyph, on black deck and playing pairs??????????????

[marsh gate]

it's meant to be used to test my experiment to see how many of each playing card appear out of 20 Erratic Decks

[hybrid tendon]

out of the 3 rock jokers my fav is onyx ngl

[radiant fossil]

oh right maybe

[weak relic]

Onyx second close

[subtle drum]

is ts relatable... when the song so good u need to close balatro to listen to it

[gleaming cobalt]

Dawg

[woven spire]

thats actually interesting

[subtle drum]

nooo

i mean yeah but later

[marsh gate]

I'm using storage drawers as containers for each card

[weak relic]

Also great

[gleaming cobalt]

I would love to have this level of autism

[hybrid tendon]

I can give you 50 results tomorrow if you want

[marsh gate]

sounds great

[tidal valley]

Arrowhead is easily the best (especially with retriggers),
Bloodstone needs OA6 to get running effectively, Onyx is really good with xmult and retriggers, and rough gem is uhh, questionable

[hybrid tendon]

I'll do it during the day, after I wake up

[marsh gate]

I'll be waiting for them in good time

[gleaming cobalt]

I thought you were talking about helldiver 🥀

Im brainrotted

[woven spire]

mine is prolly
1.arrowhead
2.onyx
3. i forgor the name of the diamons one.
4.bloodstone

[tidal valley]

I was about to send a reaction image but im not sure if they are allowed

[hybrid tendon]

you can't talk about rough gem like this, it's so good too....

[gleaming cobalt]

that crazy

[woven spire]

whyy

[hybrid tendon]

you can get like 20 bucks per round out of it without retriggers

[gleaming cobalt]

Bloodstone in 4

[woven spire]

yeahhhh

[gleaming cobalt]

Crazy

[woven spire]

with oops it might be my fav

[radiant fossil]

i just beat black deck ok, my brain is fried

[tidal valley]

It gets outclassed by gold ticket, and gold cards let you use any suit, so you can stack it with other mineral jokers

[marsh gate]

imagine btw if you looked at the starting decks of 20 Erratic runs for example, counted each individual card and put them into a storage Drawer network for results

[woven spire]

alone its not it

[gleaming cobalt]

WHO NEED MONEY WHEN YOU HAVE BLOODSTONE 🗣️

[marsh gate]

that's what I'm pulling from as I start up

[woven spire]

bloodstone by itself is trash

really bad

[hybrid tendon]

bloodstone is so shit

[tidal valley]

Same reason why baron is bad

they rely on 1 joker lmao

[hybrid tendon]

I mean yeah, that's why you pivot out of it, but as an early find like first 4 antes I'm definitely picking it up

[tidal valley]

both of which are uncommon too

[weak relic]

I dont mind rough gem but I just prefer onyx or arrow. I agree

Let's just treat bloodstone as

[gleaming cobalt]

i mean. A lot of joker are trash when they are alone

[weak relic]

[woven spire]

with baron you know how many 1.5X u get, bloodstone is pure gambling

baron is trash too

[serene forge]

never take hieroglyph on black

[woven spire]

but less

[serene forge]

unless you have grabber

I hate Bloodstone

[gleaming cobalt]

oops all 6

:3

[hybrid tendon]

potential joker is not good

oops is good, bloodstone is not

[weak relic]

Relies on another joker

[serene forge]

two slots for temu ancient joker yes please

[tidal valley]

That is what the whole discussion is about 😭😭😭

[weak relic]

Hence stinky

[serene forge]

bloodstone is so fucking bad lmaoooo

[woven spire]

yeah i really like bloodstone with oops, aint taking a bloodstone if i dont have oops tho

[gleaming cobalt]

is it a good moment to say i only play spade and heart deck 💔💔?

[fringe nebula]

classic perkeo run

[hybrid tendon]

you only play checkered 😭 ????

[gleaming cobalt]

yeah.......

[weak relic]

Funny cuz one of the last games before c++ is carried by no dice bloodstone

[gleaming cobalt]

sometime spectral deck

[unreal topaz]

you gotta play some more interesting decks

branch out

[serene forge]

[woven spire]

1/100 lmao

[hybrid tendon]

play other decks yeah, there's some really better ones out there

[gleaming cobalt]

all decks are trash man

[subtle drum]

lowk ppl can play what they want 🙏

[unreal topaz]

skill issue and a half

[marsh gate]

ok, I got my station prepped for the tests

[fringe nebula]

gold sticker on smeared

[gleaming cobalt]

not really

[subtle drum]

elite bait

[gleaming cobalt]

They barely change anything

That why im saying they are trash

[weak relic]

That's the last time I used bloodstone

So

[woven spire]

lol

[hybrid tendon]

bro has never seen shark play and it shows

[hybrid tendon]

you're so wrong about this

they change so much

[marsh gate]

btw, I hope to see the ||newest 15 Jokers|| Localthunk is gonna have come next update

[woven spire]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[gleaming cobalt]

Meh

[weak relic]

Ragebait

[tidal valley]

Im scrolling through r/balatro rn and i found a joker i want to run by yall because it sounds good on paper but i feel like its really op, and im considering modding it in,

Lucky 7
-Each 7 held in hand increases listed probabilities by 1

[subtle drum]

? all i'm saying is the old "skill issue" is so dog

[gleaming cobalt]

plasma deck is funny, other than that it become annoying after 5 run

[unreal topaz]

they feel no different from one another if you don't use the unique advantages they each give you

hence the "skill issue and a half"

[woven spire]

well, duh

[patent sail]

What if there was a joker

[fringe nebula]

I SHOULD'VE TAKEN THE REBATE FIRST

[woven spire]

that gives 4 mult.

[unreal topaz]

by the endgame most of them feel similar but early on the deck you're on matters a ton

[subtle drum]

i wish there was a joker 🙏

[gleaming cobalt]

already tried to "use their potential" i don't see ANY potential to start with no face cards 😭

[weak relic]

Red card value

[woven spire]

punished.

[hybrid tendon]

shark is like probably the best player in chat rn

[unreal topaz]

omg abandoned is like one of the strongest decks 😭

[subtle drum]

balright

[gleaming cobalt]

How tf

[unreal topaz]

you draw value generating cards wayyy more frequently

[tidal valley]

Photochad supreme

[hybrid tendon]

less deckfixing to do

also that yeah

[unreal topaz]

gold cards, gold/blue seals, etc

[weak relic]

How dare you diss my 4oak heaven deck

[void lintel]

lmao that was the first deck i gold staked

[weak relic]

[subtle drum]

actually yeah true

[woven spire]

abandoned is SO fun too

[unreal topaz]

abandoned can enable straights and 4oak if you want to do those

[hybrid tendon]

abandoned my goat

[tidal valley]

Ride the bus

[unreal topaz]

you just get so much more out of your cards on abandoned

[subtle drum]

it's still weird for face card jokers to be useless tho

[marsh gate]

if I ever look at 50 Erratic Decks from the Bunco Mod, I'm changing my approach

[gleaming cobalt]

Yeah but that also mean less possibilities

[hybrid tendon]

face card jokers are always useless when you spec into 5 😎

[fringe nebula]

lol

[unreal topaz]

theres a few of those, but gold cards are more common than face card jokers

[fringe nebula]

???????

[unreal topaz]

those are more useful anyway

[tidal valley]

Easier straights

[gleaming cobalt]

mhh

[weak relic]

What are you even on rn?

[hybrid tendon]

not really, it's easier to play face cards in abandonned than most other decks since you can generate value so easily

[unreal topaz]

it means more possibilities actually, most decks don't get to play higher ranking hands as safely as on abandoned

or use enhanced/editioned cards as well

[gentle island]

if im going for ante 39 do I need a perkeo

[subtle drum]

balatro players when they try to understand someone's opinion

[fringe nebula]

chat, what would you do in this scenario
-just take rebate
-take rebate and also sell a fool to open buffoon pack

[unreal topaz]

@hybrid tendon you saw a fun abandoned run last time we vced iirc, you can vouch that editioned playing cards get way more useful on that deck

[gleaming cobalt]

Not having face cards mean that jokers based on face cards are useless

[hybrid tendon]

saying there's less possibilities is not an opinion it's a claim, know the difference

[tidal valley]

Buffoon then sell if it isnt good to buy rebait

[gentle island]

foon pack

[hybrid tendon]

HELL YEAH

[subtle drum]

everything is a claim

[manic talon]

Youll get your money back from rebate buy both

[subtle drum]

what

[marsh gate]

I take Droll when possible

[hybrid tendon]

no ??

[fringe nebula]

and i got a clean non-eternal fist

a really strong start

[balmy gulch]

Bull plasma is so fun

[manic talon]

Its that easy folks

[weak relic]

So don't use/get them? Or just get pareidolia

You dont need any of em to win

[subtle drum]

yes, unless ur opinion is just superior to others'

[hybrid tendon]

an opinion is purely subjective, a claim is saying something meant to be objective even tho objectivity isn't real

[unreal topaz]

that means more rebate money, so totally worth selling a fool

also means you're safe through ante 2

[gentle island]

does multiplayer have online matchmaking?

[gleaming cobalt]

now understand why im sayin that there is less joker possibilities

[tidal valley]

#⚙・modding-general

[gleaming cobalt]

whAT

MULTIPLAYER?

[gleaming cobalt]

Oh

😔

[manic talon]

I think they do it via the multiplayer discord

So go there

[gentle island]

anyone got link

[hybrid tendon]

do you even know how debate and argument works ? or like any basic linguistics of any language? Saying there's less possibilities is not an opinion, it's trying to state something as a fact which is obviously not true

[unreal topaz]

you should start taking random gold cards/gold seals/etc from standard packs, non joker resources are extremely valuable

[meager narwhal]

I will never understand why people try so fucking hard to force people to play a game the way they play it, it's so cringe

[subtle drum]

as u said, no such thing as objectivity

[unreal topaz]

and abandoned makes enhanced cards more valuable

[subtle drum]

so nothing is true

[lament bronze]

Lesbian lace

Go to nirvana

[subtle drum]

everything is as percieved

[lament bronze]

This isn't worth it

[hybrid tendon]

you have literally no idea what you're talking about

[lament bronze]

Even contradicting previous claims

Just

Leave them to rot

Become one with the rest of creation on the meantime

[gleaming cobalt]

yk what, i will try to see if im just a dumbass

[subtle drum]

ok be like that then

[hybrid tendon]

have they ever read marx ? or bentham ? Hegels even ?

[subtle drum]

big fan of marx

[lament bronze]

[Obligatory neither person has read Hegel's joke goes here]

[meager narwhal]

That tracks

[hybrid tendon]

you can't say objectivity doesn't exist just to say something can't be true, because that's not what it means

[subtle drum]

nothing is real 🤯

[marsh gate]

btw, Lace, you can DM me the screenshots of each Erratic deck whenever you can

[meager narwhal]

Dude just leave it 😭

You can't convince someone who isn't willing to be convinced

[gleaming cobalt]

im talking about one deck bro its not that deep

[meager narwhal]

dekc

[hybrid tendon]

yeah tomorrow

dw

[meager narwhal]

[lament bronze]

Peeps that want to win instantly becomes "I want to have fun" the moment their version of winning is subpar horse shit compared to any other

LMAO

[gleaming cobalt]

have pity on me

[subtle drum]

facts

[meager narwhal]

"it's not that deep"

It really isn't, I was joking

[hybrid tendon]

well not all of it but I know about some dialectic movements

[marsh gate]

I'm about as ready as I'll ever be so I'm going to be a really busy thanks to your help

[lament bronze]

"How do I win more consistently"
Round 12 on ante 8 with awful joker setup
"Maybe skip less?"

"FUN POLICE, LET PEOPLE PLAY HOW THEY WANT"

[hybrid tendon]

potential joker image goes here

[wicked shard]

At what point do you wan to switch out a blueprint on a photograph for a mime? How many steels in hand do you need for it to be worth it?

[lament bronze]

Losing by awful plays is funnnnnnnn guys

[gleaming cobalt]

I was talking about baron btw

[delicate tide]

guys what if we read Kant instead

[manic talon]

Do you have chad or not

[delicate tide]

german idealism!!!!

[cosmic sun]

ppl lash out at others giving them advice that they asked for and then suddenly become philosophy majors or social paragons

[hybrid tendon]

kant's idea of moral is sooo outdated today tho

[cosmic sun]

like cmon bruh

[subtle drum]

what if we read JK Rowling or Neal Shusterman

[meager narwhal]

"2 mutual servers"

[marsh gate]

sorry, Jimbo has a high price on his head

[cosmic sun]

y'all are tweaking

[wicked shard]

I have chad, blueprint, blueprint, photograph, brainstorm

[tight sedge]

first message in here and i’m starting with a dud

[cosmic sun]

"erm guys everything is subjective" most anti intellectual shit I've heard tonight

[subtle drum]

https://giphy.com/gifs/67-six-seven-john-chungus-08uBcURaMq6vA93TGc

[delicate tide]

im down for some scythe

[meager narwhal]

How to getting this good?

[subtle drum]

EBK OH MY GOD

[lament bronze]

Moment you point out maybe the literal coinflip for pennies' worth of xmult jonkler might be bad you are worse than a murderer

[gleaming cobalt]

we're approaching godwyn point, be careful

[marsh gate]

yes, I had to post something funny to add to that fun police joke

[balmy gulch]

What about when they don't ask for advice?

[meager narwhal]

‼️

[subtle drum]

chat i don't get the joke can u explain 💔💔💔💔💔

[marsh gate]

6 7 will never actually be funny, trust me

[delicate tide]

yeah its been outdated

[subtle drum]

it's funny because it's not funny

[meager narwhal]

It's fucking hilarious

[meager narwhal]

Because of this

[delicate tide]

his ideas have always been a bit iffy but he was a founding father that helped lead to hegel and engels and marx

[gleaming cobalt]

Its not a joke 💔

[tight sedge]

67 is just an iq bell curve

[subtle drum]

oh

[hybrid tendon]

istg

[marsh gate]

not to me personally, I think it's just annoying and obnoxious

[subtle drum]

EXACTLY THIS ONE GETS IT

[lament bronze]

"Not everything is to win, sometimes you want to have fun"

• Said the person who willingly brought the game, played it, looked at the buttons to join the most concentrated autistic versions of the fandom, and came into the chat to talk about the game all out of their own volition, and ASKED something, before getting a reply that is objectively true but not to them

[meager narwhal]

Oh no shit you wanted me to sell Baron, I didn't read your name

[subtle drum]

not implying i'm smart btw cos i'm not smart lmao

[manic talon]

Youd need like 9 or 10 normal steels

[meager narwhal]

How do I get my name to look as cunty as yours

[cosmic sun]

its just a thinly veiled way to shit on others

[marsh gate]

a bell curve, yes I sort of agree, reluctantly but still agreed

[lament bronze]

Nitro, but if you mean the color, go to the top of the server and roles and channels and pick out hearts

[unreal topaz]

also, the advantage of both checkered deck and abandoned deck is that they both give you a lot of deckfixing right away, but i would argue that abandoned's deckfixing is more flexible and stronger in your average gold stake run

[tight sedge]

after maining dead cells and hades this is the neurodivergent community i’ve inherited

i love it

[meager narwhal]

Guys it's a good thing

[cosmic sun]

I can probably think of something more autistic than this discord

[meager narwhal]

Meant the font ye

[cosmic sun]

cough it's gregtech

[meager narwhal]

Undertale fandom

Oh

[cosmic sun]

I feel like that just wins by sheer volume and the fact that jevil in a wheelchair is banned

[lament bronze]

Yeah nitro, I've got a code iirc that I can't use because my alt won't register it

[tight sedge]

“2 giant paint bubbles!” ass discovery

[lament bronze]

You want it?

I quite literally have no use for it