🕹・game-discussion

[cloud sinew]

3 baron 2 mime is optimal

[wintry ice]

do i keep playing pairs for speculative obelisk

or just forget about green joker and my singular gold card

[ancient gyro]

huh

[bold crystal]

There’s nothing better than a rental cola

[wintry ice]

do i still skip mercuries

[cloud sinew]

rentals also lessen hone/glow up's downsides

[ancient gyro]

I probably wouldn't until you have a blue seal

[wintry ice]

ic

well i already did it

[ancient gyro]

o

[wintry ice]

so it's a bit late to ask

[stark karma]

is ancient better than dice + bstone

[robust lance]

Yes

[cloud sinew]

yes

ancient doesnt die to Head

[robust lance]

This is because it’s not bloodstone

[cloud sinew]

also it's one joker slot

[robust lance]

Also that too I guess

[lament condor]

do we take sly here?

[robust lance]

But that’s nerdy stuff (trollface)

[fringe nebula]

are you really that desperate for chips

[willow frost]

no

[lament condor]

actually the sly is terrible

im stupid

[cloud sinew]

i wouldnt

[willow frost]

why on erratic deck of all things

[lament condor]

ban me from the server actually

[willow frost]

lmao

kill him

[wintry ice]

this works well with straights

[cloud sinew]

if your trousers was lower then yeah

but +22 at ante 3 is very good

[wintry ice]

neat i got a blue seal

[inland blaze]

[robust lance]

Banana carry

[drowsy rain]

The “dogshit” pack

[robust lance]

Superposition disser? Eliminate that man post haste.

[inland blaze]

Xd

[wintry ice]

another blue seal from another spectral pack

[drowsy rain]

I like superposition I just wanted to say something stupid

don’t tell me you like seance though

[robust lance]

What?! Dude I already have an orbital strike targeted at your location!!’

[fringe nebula]

gake seance and sell for $3

[robust lance]

I can’t call it off!!!

[fringe nebula]

or keep superpos

ur choice

[wintry ice]

i've only seen 1 serious seance defender

[robust lance]

Notice how it’s only one

[wintry ice]

and their justification was that it turns suit changers into spectrals

[inland blaze]

Should i get the king joker lol

[robust lance]

This is because you’re only getting 1 straight flush if you’re lucky

[drowsy rain]

o7

[robust lance]

Letter o number 7

[wintry ice]

oh, seven

[fringe nebula]

i have seen more dogshit pack than that honestly

[robust lance]

Like what

[bold crystal]

I once had a literal straight flush build and seance gave me less Econ than I think it was to do list

[wintry ice]

and yet another blue seal

my ass ain't getting that online

[robust lance]

You’re blueing too much!!! You’re gonna BE BLUE!!!!

[wintry ice]

you fool, i already took the blue joker

fucking hook took my blue seal

should have sold banana for luchador

[willow frost]

is it koszetrawe

[wintry ice]

actually is 2 saturns worth a potential cavendish

[wintry ice]

i don't even remember their name

[rapid sedge]

should i replace anything with bp

[willow frost]

lmao

[wintry ice]

photochad would unironically go hard here

[rapid sedge]

indeed

[willow frost]

this is infuriating i cant see any way to put bp into this lmao

[fringe nebula]

old screenshot

[robust lance]

This would make me quit the game for 7 months

[drowsy rain]

Rental Bootstraps run

make it work

❤️‍🩹

[willow frost]

one dollar black deck rental eternal bootstraps

life cannot be this bad

[wintry ice]

atleast the fact that black deck sucks makes glutton not entirely useless

ok bye banana

photochad at home

[robust lance]

Was 1 round away from dying btw

[wintry ice]

true

and i got past my build's main weakness

i might try fullskipping into the boss

it's crimson heart

i'm gonna play 1 more round

[rapid sedge]

are you KIDDING me.

decision paralysis final boss

[wintry ice]

honestly sure

trading red card for that is an idea

there was a boss reroll tag

oh well

that was fun

so i ended up not taking an investment tag

but this is still a great start so

ok cool

wtf is this

ok bro

this is also a consideration

literal winning setup on ante 2

wtf is yellow deck

[rapid sedge]

aaand none of it mattered because i got arrowhead shortly after ✌

i never get plant in face-centric runs because checkered deck loves me and gives me good luck like, 90% of the time

[cloud sinew]

that just means youve not played enough runs

[rapid sedge]

that is true

[wintry ice]

hey lilo are you seeing whatever this is

[rapid sedge]

i prefer erratic but i don't have it on my mobile save oh well

[alpine basalt]

after not playing the game for a month (was back home for break) came back and got a 3 streak gold stake and got 12 gs stickers to get me to 104 and all the legendaries and perishable jokers done

had insane luck

[wintry ice]

and here's the chipper

madness in buffoon pack though

[celest roost]

I WAS SO CLOSE

[wintry ice]

well i guess i could sell square for this

i want my madness tho

[drowsy rain]

Flower Pot is saving me i don’t even know what to say

[rapid sedge]

aight telescope or nanner

[cloud sinew]

neither

[rapid sedge]

fair enough

[void lintel]

one tarot card in the arcana pack

[sharp plank]

Red seal the lucky jack

[void lintel]

yeah i already finished that run

[grizzled wraith]

I had a negative bean at the end of a recent gold stake run, but i forgot that if you win and it expires you don't get the gold sticker for it :/
Thankfully, I'm not as salty because I at least got to get Throwback and The Family golden stickered. imo Bean you can throw in to any build at the end if you need to and have it work decently well on its own, with Throwback you can't really do that.

[lyric karma]

what would happen if an eternal gros michel/bean is consumed?

[grizzled wraith]

I don't think "consumable" jokers like that can get the eternal sticker at all

[void lintel]

don't think they can have eternal

[sharp plank]

It can’t get eternal at all

[coral summit]

Wtf kinda first shop

[fringe nebula]

exactly 600

[fringe nebula]

use judgement

if it stinks, open buffoon pack

[modest thunder]

death and buffoon pack

[coral summit]

Clever Joker…

[modest thunder]

or reroll for a good common

[sharp plank]

Death and buffoon pack

[modest thunder]

good chips

[fringe nebula]

this hurts alot but i REALLY NEED that +20 mult

like, i survived ante 1 with dagger still at 0 😭

[coral summit]

?

Do I skip here

[lyric karma]

Get drunkard and pray for ecto

wait no

i dont really know

[lament bronze]

Fraud uhhhh whenever

[coral summit]

?

[willow frost]

probably just skip

thats bad luck

[coral summit]

Puzzling

Judgment or Spectral

[glad latch]

Can anyone explain to me what c++ means in regards to the game?

I am currently writing in C++ 🫠

[sharp plank]

Spectral looking for immolate

[modest thunder]

spectral creates archtypes

[coral summit]

Deja Vu or Sigil

I assume sigil

[modest thunder]

judgement is overrated imo because a lot of the time you will get a joker that doesn't even fit your archtype

[sharp plank]

Depends what you drew

[sharp plank]

Or drawn Idfk

[modest thunder]

deja vu a king

[sharp plank]

I’d deja vu a king

(Preferably hearts)

[modest thunder]

and pray for a bloodstone

[serene forge]

deja spade king

get a gold card for it or something

[serene forge]

what

[sharp plank]

It goes so hard

[modest thunder]

what do I get

[serene forge]

burnt

[sharp plank]

Burnt

[serene forge]

why is your image so squished

[fringe nebula]

dear black deck experts, please try 1P5YBAPC

[sharp plank]

Fuck black deck

[fringe nebula]

i died at ante 4 and holy shit

[sharp plank]

Easily the hardest deck in the game

[coral summit]

Celestial or Arcana

[modest thunder]

mad queen

[sharp plank]

Neither. Stm

[coral summit]

What is stm

[sharp plank]

Shoot the moon

[coral summit]

Why

[modest thunder]

goated card

[coral summit]

Actually don’t answer that

[cursive crater]

mult

[coral summit]

If I can deckfix to have more queens that’s a win

[serene forge]

shoot the moon

[cursive crater]

we loce mult

[serene forge]

I love Shoot the Moon

[cursive crater]

i love to the moon

[sharp plank]

Same

[wary acorn]

I love the moon tarot

[sharp plank]

Probably one of my most used jokers in multiplayer

[modest thunder]

baseball card or save

[sharp plank]

Hallucination

Then go next

[wary acorn]

^

[modest thunder]

blueprint my beloved

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[rancid gull]

You…

[sharp plank]

Ik hornet ik

[rancid gull]

Stop hating

[modest thunder]

bloodstone is underrated imo

[fringe nebula]

tried the seed again and died at ante 5

this is so brutal

[rancid gull]

What’s up with the seeed

I screenshotted it

Is it like all rentals or sum

[fringe nebula]

beat ante 1 boss with EXACTLY 600

[sharp plank]

You heard of text chess?

[fringe nebula]

and then you have to kill canio for +20 mult

[rancid gull]

Spawn of satan seed

I’ll try it when I get home

[fringe nebula]

like, dude you'll enter ante 2 with dagger still at 0

[harsh relic]

underrated?????? 😭😭😭😭

[fringe nebula]

this is mandatory

[rancid gull]

No, bloodstone is appropriately rated

[harsh relic]

overrated

[rancid gull]

So sad

[cloud sinew]

Definitely not

Bloodstone is very bad

[rancid gull]

I have to try the seed

I’m so curious

[cloud sinew]

Seed?

once youre done ofc

[cosmic sun]

This run was so edged I forgot it was A8

[covert steeple]

Somehow got 2 money tags for blind skips in the first ante. Sitting at 60 bucks after the boss blind

[rancid gull]

@cloud sinew

[fringe nebula]

@cloud sinew

[cloud sinew]

okay!

Im going doc mode

[rancid gull]

Whoops, sorry

[cloud sinew]

Im gonna think about every decision like im doc

[fringe nebula]

died at ante 4 on unseeded playthrough

tried it again and died at ante 5

[rancid gull]

I wonder if doc would play this for a video

[coral summit]

Do I get planets

[serene forge]

someone make a mod that calls bloodstone fraudstone instead

[serene forge]

rebate

[sharp plank]

He might play it (ping him or comment on a YouTube video)

[sharp plank]

Rebate

[coral summit]

Why rebate

I seem fine on money

[serene forge]

also why didn't you take the astro

[sharp plank]

More money is more good

[modest thunder]

you can never have too much

[serene forge]

[cloud sinew]

Didnt even proc zany

[fringe nebula]

zany sucks

especially at ante 1

trying to draw for 3oak at ante 1 is a pain

[serene forge]

I hate Zany Jonkler

[fringe nebula]

i hate zany jonkler

[cloud sinew]

Dying is worse

scoring 600 against hook without any help is very unlikely

[fringe nebula]

in my case i used the world to make 3 extra spades on my unseeded playthrough

[cloud sinew]

wait

what did you do ante 2

cause i would take the top-up tag there

[fringe nebula]

open arcana and kill canio

for +20

[cloud sinew]

Why

[fringe nebula]

mult

[cloud sinew]

I mean why would you do that when youre broke

open the arcana

[serene forge]

they had foresight

[fringe nebula]

i entered ante 2 with dagger at 0

and was really desperate for any kind of scoring

so gamble it is

[cloud sinew]

thats cheating

[serene forge]

no cheating

they're just skilled

trust

[coral summit]

Ok now what

Planets?

[cloud sinew]

wdym now what twin

now you reroll

[coral summit]

Well, I got death out of the reroll so I’ll take it

Moving to the boss

[rancid gull]

Holy shit dude

I tried it on my phone

Yeah it’s rough

[serene forge]

I hate Plasma Deck

[rancid gull]

I’ve tried taking the mult tag skip

And that got me further

But the rental fee is a big ouch

[cloud sinew]

what

[rancid gull]

The seed that varg posted

[cloud sinew]

what version of balatro are you playing dude

[fringe nebula]

died at ante what

[rancid gull]

I’m on my phone

[cloud sinew]

mult tag?

[fringe nebula]

holo

[serene forge]

holo tag

[fringe nebula]

holographic tag

[rancid gull]

Does that matter?

[cloud sinew]

OH

holo

[rancid gull]

Ohhhhh sorry lmao, I just call them mult cards

[rancid gull]

Ante 3 big blind

[fringe nebula]

ooh

[serene forge]

they should rename verdant leaf to verdant vessel

[fringe nebula]

violet leaf

[serene forge]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[fringe nebula]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[serene forge]

why are we getting so many of those lately

[fringe nebula]

because balatro is a big server

[serene forge]

it was crypto scams before

[rancid gull]

WTF is with this same server lol

[coral summit]

Lost the run

[fringe nebula]

lemme see if i can get further instead of dying at ante 5

ante 5

[serene forge]

skill issue

[rancid gull]

Stop being a hater

Did you see what I tagged you in earlier?

The double bloodstone?

[serene forge]

yea

[bleak gale]

How did y'all get suited?

[fringe nebula]

roles

[bleak gale]

I don't wanna be I'm just curious

Ah cool

[rancid gull]

Awesome

[serene forge]

I went to joseph a banks

[bleak gale]

Woah

[cloud sinew]

Big server

[shell dagger]

New hack method

Rip kai cenat $2500

[rancid gull]

Huh

[fringe nebula]

also, forgot to say that i feel like i'm already dead the moment i take any of the rentals, so i choose arcana instead

hoping for atleast judgement or the emperor

[cloud sinew]

youre dead the minute you make desperation plays that dont give you score immediately

taking a rental for score makes more sense than just gambling

[fringe nebula]

true

[cloud sinew]

make sure to report any bots that post things like that as spam

[desert pebble]

probably hacked account

[cloud sinew]

its still a bot either way

[desert pebble]

true

[cloud sinew]

should make a mod

that removes showman

[serene forge]

and bloodstone

[waxen dagger]

im new to this game and MYT GOD WHAT T=ARE THESE NUMBERS 😭 😭

[serene forge]

and idol

[midnight talon]

yes

[serene forge]

don't pay attention to those

the game ends at ante 8

[rancid gull]

I love bloodstone

[midnight talon]

showman is good but the -2 hand size makes it bad

[fringe nebula]

runs past ante 8 don't exist

[rancid gull]

That’s stuntman silly goose

[drowsy rain]

Wrong card

[cloud sinew]

Youre thinking of stuntman

ALSO WRONG

stuntman is peak

[fringe nebula]

WRONG

[midnight talon]

1 in 2 chance tho, only good with oops all sixs

[serene forge]

this message belongs in a museum with the amount of precision it takes to be this wrong

[midnight talon]

wait ur right

[fringe nebula]

stuntman is one of the best enablers for pairslop and high card

[rancid gull]

I love pair slop

[midnight talon]

im so tired rn i cant even think straight

[serene forge]

yet you love bloodstone

[fringe nebula]

also has great synergy with blackboard too

[desert pebble]

im slowly turning from flushchud to pairslop

[rancid gull]

I’m mostly being contrarian

[waxen dagger]

btw can u save multiple runs at once?

[rancid gull]

But I do like the card

I don’t think so?

[cosmic sun]

I could've just won without the xmult

[fringe nebula]

level 47

classic bp burnt

[cosmic sun]

not level 67

[slow iris]

if you use multiple profiles

but not on one nah

[coral summit]

Throwback my beloved

[small needle]

So i did

[true shadow]

rate my build

[rancid gull]

Valid

[cloud sinew]

good

pair is meta

[drowsy rain]

What do you want us to say

[rancid gull]

Needs more chips

[cloud sinew]

you skipped 3 times!?

[desert pebble]

the plant

[true shadow]

That's what anaglyph is for twin

[cloud sinew]

not really

[true shadow]

Yorick's X10 Mult btw

[cloud sinew]

anaglyph is about a bunch of one skip

[true shadow]

Yeah, but I can't pass on neg tags, but they hit those +chip and +mult hand jokers

So I sold them for bull

[cloud sinew]

thats why you should have skipped them dawg

you dont need negatives

[true shadow]

Mb gng just started last month

[fringe nebula]

bull would be so much stronger if you just take some kind of money tags

[desert pebble]

i love negative tags but ONLY if i have more than 8 double tags

[cloud sinew]

no worries sentinent_gaimingchair

did you spell sentient wrong in your name

[true shadow]

No

[fringe nebula]

gaimingchair

[true shadow]

I know

[desert pebble]

the scaling of doom and horror:

[cloud sinew]

sentinent

gaiming

[desert pebble]

gaiming

[true shadow]

The normal version ain't available

Took already

So I resorted to alternatives

[cloud sinew]

"sentient0gamingchair" isnt

[desert pebble]

couldnt you just used lowercase L

[coral summit]

…uhh

I got Negative Hallucination from a Judgment

I didn’t know Judgment Jokers could have modifiers

[true shadow]

also taken

[desert pebble]

YOU NEVER GOT A FOIL FROM JUDGEMENT BEFORE???

[coral summit]

No?

[desert pebble]

great pull but WHAT

[cloud sinew]

doesnt seem to be

[desert pebble]

ive gotten it like 50 times now

[true shadow]

That's weird

I literally got an error

Maybe they deleted their account idk

It has been a couple months

Welp

Off to change it ig

Done

[rapid sedge]

plasma deck is fun and so is oops all sixes+lucky cat

i don't think ill get very far past this point but that's okay i just wanted to win

[rapid sedge]

not at all actually!! another soul taken by the eye

[true shadow]

I'm a photochad-pilled facecard-slop chud lmao

[coral summit]

What should I do here

Flush is Lv 6

[dawn sedge]

Overstock

[cloud sinew]

take riff raff and overstock

[coral summit]

I can’t stop winning!

[serene forge]

tierlist of the pair joker-ness of every joker

[cloud sinew]

how is trousers a pair joker

also your rules feel a bit arbitrary

[serene forge]

works best with pairs

[cloud sinew]

not really

for runner it's because straights scale very fast with chips and theyre not drawn consistently, so it doesnt work best in chips runs but rather in pair runs

uranus does not scale fast for mult

and isnt hard to draw

[fringe nebula]

photograph would disagree

[cloud sinew]

trousers is a two pair joker

[lunar zealot]

hop off golden ticket

[serene forge]

i can see that reasoning

[cloud sinew]

also sixth sense is literally not a pair joker

[serene forge]

trance

[cloud sinew]

you need to play high card for it to work

same with DNA

[lunar zealot]

girl you can't play pairs to proc sixth sense

[balmy gulch]

Legendaries are fun

[fringe nebula]

luchador is a pair joker because it counters the needle and eye

[cloud sinew]

if a joker doesnt work by playing pairs

then it isnt a pair joker

[serene forge]

you can't play pairs to proc runner either

[cloud sinew]

right

[lunar zealot]

That's not the same thing

[cloud sinew]

but that's different

[lunar zealot]

runner is unconditional and scoring

[cloud sinew]

runner still contributes after scaling

sixth sense does nothing if you play pairs after playing a 6

[serene forge]

i guess that comes down to how you interpret the question then

[desert pebble]

perkeo can copy mercury so maybe a pair joker id say

[lunar zealot]

Best logic i've ever heard

[serene forge]

true

tbh i didn't put that much thought into this

[wanton breach]

perkeo is maybe a pair joker

[serene forge]

i could definitely be wrong in places

[fringe nebula]

perkeo can be everything anyway

[cloud sinew]

also baron IS a pair joker

you just dont like it

[wanton breach]

or just put perkeo in mad trash

[serene forge]

yeah it is but i hate it so it belongs in bottom tier

[wanton breach]

baron is high card joker

the king really likes fenting

[lunar zealot]

baron is 'have lots of kings in hand' joker

[wanton breach]

baron and his gay orgees

yum

[lunar zealot]

guh

[rapid sedge]

boss blind tierlist as a little nooblet who still hasn't beaten gold stake yet

[serene forge]

kami get off your alt

[wanton breach]

who

[lunar zealot]

violet vessel is absolutely in cooked

vv is 1.2 million chips on gold stake

[fringe nebula]

verdant leaf in cooked

someone is playing too much photochad it seems like

[serene forge]

wow i really disagree with this a lot

[cloud sinew]

your rules feel arbitrary because you're saying some things are pair jokers when theyre unconditional and not reliant on being pairs (swash, fortune teller, bootstraps)
and youre saying some things are maybe pair jokers when theyre unconditional and not reliant on being pairs (abstract, gros michel, popcorn)

[stone shell]

why is verdant leaf in cooked

[serene forge]

or they just don't know they dont have to sell anything if they dont need to

[cloud sinew]

definitely disagree

[lunar zealot]

No chat we gotta focus on violet vessel

[cloud sinew]

hook is definitely not more helpful than it hurts

[serene forge]

plant and leaf both in cooked

bruh

[lunar zealot]

100% of runs die to violet vessel until you specifically play towards it

[fringe nebula]

the water in cooked is the most flushmaxxer thing i've seen

[knotty zodiac]

ya ante 1 hook with a useless buffoon pack is terrifying

[wanton breach]

it's yorick

[stone shell]

hook is more helpful than it hurts because i get free tarots from my purple seals when i play a hand

[lunar zealot]

it is the enemy of complacency

[stone shell]

:coping:

[lunar zealot]

then take it

[serene forge]

manacle should be higher

manacle a1 sucks ass

[wanton breach]

are we deadass rn

[rapid sedge]

yeahh should've put leaf and hook in situationally a bother

[cloud sinew]

manacle, faceless and wheel are not useless either

[lunar zealot]

finds yorick
doesn't want to take it

[cloud sinew]

yorick is peak twin, it's +1x per ante

i hope you lose now

[lunar zealot]

Top 3 joker btw

[serene forge]

do you want to win or not

[terse imp]

How unbalanced is my joker concept

[cloud sinew]

you have sock photo and youre not taking unconditional xmult ???

nothing else in that pack is worth it over $10 anyway

[serene forge]

i mean you have a photograph without a chad i think i already know the answer to that

[cloud sinew]

even if you just took yorick to sell it it'd be better than skipping it

[lunar zealot]

I hate big rick man

[stone shell]

free 28x mult lets go

[cloud sinew]

i dont like this

[wanton breach]

I've take it

[cloud sinew]

it's way too situational and it's RNG for scaling it

[terse imp]

What's your problem with it

[lunar zealot]

Too niche

[desert pebble]

lucky cat but worse ngl

[dawn gulch]

Its funny how every Rare xmult scaling joker are temporary scaling

[wanton breach]

maybe I'll win ts

[cloud sinew]

lucky cat but it resets randomly lol

[serene forge]

bloodstone if it was a scaling joker:

[knotty zodiac]

feels a bit strong, maybe 0.5x? pretty fun concept

[lunar zealot]

el rare yoker

[cloud sinew]

obelisk isnt really "temporary"

[lunar zealot]

Play smart

[fringe nebula]

it's meant to be funny so it's fine

i guess

[cloud sinew]

i can still have problems with it even if its a meme suggestion

[north zephyr]

It would be interesting if there was a kind of zen mode Where we could choose the jokers and coupons that we already had.

[fringe nebula]

it's the same guy who thinks baron is decent anyway

[wanton breach]

what is smart? i only play balatro

[lunar zealot]

don't say that

[wanton breach]

ohh, I'm really sorry

[lunar zealot]

Googoo gaga

[knotty zodiac]

its a 5 gold sticker kind of day yay

[serene forge]

go to bed

[lunar zealot]

it's 9 am

[serene forge]

time for your nap

[wanton breach]

i read that as "its a 5 gold stiker kind of gay gay"

[serene forge]

where

[cloud sinew]

not stickering campfire until now is a little crazy

[wanton breach]

Singapore

[cloud sinew]

unless youre early in the C++ grind

[lunar zealot]

Better nyow than nyater

[desert pebble]

its uhhh... 2 am 😔

[knotty zodiac]

3rd gold win. im still pretty early

[cloud sinew]

understandable then

[knotty zodiac]

ya campfire is good. it got an orange sticker almost immediately

[cloud sinew]

i think you'll find yourself taking campfire and holo fairly often when they turn up

[lunar zealot]

now the thing is wow that's a very early michel sticker

[wanton breach]

wake up

[desert pebble]

i will! in 6.5 hours

[rapid sedge]

boss blind tierlist with more thought put into it
plant is still in cooked even if it is pretty situational, since unless you're on abandoned it's still pretty detrimental

flint and eye are in cooked because i hate it and will not consider any nuance

[cloud sinew]

plant should not be in cooked

[frank notch]

how rare is this?

[knotty zodiac]

plant is often fine even with photochad

just need glass

[wanton breach]

1 in 5 inside a 1 in 36 or something

[cloud sinew]

not that rare, you also dont have an unfixed deck which affects the odds

[rapid sedge]

ok ok fine ill put it in annoying

[desert pebble]

less than 1/2 i think

[frank notch]

it isnt fixed i got 1 incantation

[heady narwhal]

plant is only really threatening with stm and even then it's not an instant kill by any means

[cloud sinew]

that means it's fixed

if it's not a base deck then it's fixed to some degree

[frank notch]

my blind tier list

[hollow halo]

This sounds insane but do I get rid of blueprint here? Tryna go for burglar naneinf and I need a bigger deck

[upper spade]

The eye is painful early game, not so much late game cuz you probably can one hand it.
I'd also put Needle in "annoying" cuz Acrobat auto triggers.

[lunar zealot]

Fuck the arm brother

just put it up there

[hollow halo]

Swap flint and plant imo

[lunar zealot]

flint is not difficult usually

[frank notch]

planet builds tho

[knotty zodiac]

flint is scary without +chip

[wintry ice]

hi kami why are you 30

[lunar zealot]

pokemon is turning 30 you dolt

[wanton breach]

older than most of us

[hollow halo]

They better announce gen 10

[wintry ice]

why are you the same age as a game

[desert pebble]

the fish can really fuck you up if you play greedy or stakes higher than black stake

[spark kernel]

The mouth can be a runkiller if you accidentally play the wrong hand happens more often then not

[slow iris]

I LOVE THE PLANT

[lunar zealot]

it kinda doesn't

[wintry ice]

bell is that high?

while mouth is low?

[frank notch]

i always lock into high card so mouth is ez

[wintry ice]

so why is bell up there

[knotty zodiac]

days since dna mouth own goal: too low

[hollow halo]

Oh wait yeah true, bell is my favourite final boss blind to go up against

[frank notch]

but i use rtb a lot and if i run out of discards im dead

[hollow halo]

Especially in gold stake

[wintry ice]

you can just play aces or pairs

[frank notch]

supernova + i get unlucky and never draw an ace

[slow iris]

wait why is plant that high then

[spark kernel]

Hpw the mouth feels when you accedentally missclick

[wintry ice]

why not just play supwenova with pairs then

[frank notch]

idk i dont use face cards that frequently. im just bandwagoning the hate

[frank notch]

high card better

[lunar zealot]

it isn't

[wintry ice]

you get better chip scaling and more xmult jokers with pairs

while not taking that much more to draw

[vocal rose]

high card isnt better than pairs

[frank notch]

i use it more. i never play pair builds and i wont consider

[wanton breach]

situational

[cloud sinew]

using it more doesnt make it better, that highlights your own biases

[wintry ice]

why?

[wanton breach]

if u got the ultimate high card set up then yes

[lunar zealot]

'i think a build is better than another build because i've never played said build'

[desert pebble]

endless enjoyers who seethe too hard

[lunar zealot]

what the fuck?

what kind of logic is that?

[wanton breach]

but in most cases, pair is better

[wintry ice]

i'm going to guess the argument for that has some form of cyclical reasoning

[cloud sinew]

pairs have better joker synergy and better planet scaling

[rancid gull]

True and true

[cloud sinew]

also has better boss defense tbh

you can be forced to play non-high card pretty easily against psychic too

[wintry ice]

only cases i'd go for high card instead is if i either get a lot of pluto or stm

[cloud sinew]

also pair works better for bus

[lunar zealot]

high card is for when i wanna get my obelisk online

[cloud sinew]

NO

you go PAIRS

[spark kernel]

Isnt the eye just a opposite version of the mouth

[frank notch]

tbh im stubborn asf so thats why i only play 1 build ever

[cloud sinew]

yes

[lunar zealot]

YEAH EXACTLY

SO I PLAY HIGH CARD WHEN I WANT TO GET IT ONLINE

[cloud sinew]

oh

[wintry ice]

which is an argument they used for bell being high

[cloud sinew]

you mean when you ARE getting it online

[frank notch]

ok?

[lunar zealot]

that's what i JUST said lilo

[cloud sinew]

no it isnt

[spark kernel]

If we have they eye and the mouth then wheres the nose

[dawn sedge]

ya

[cloud sinew]

you said "wanna get", im saying "are getting"

tense difference

[lunar zealot]

let's agree to disagree

[cloud sinew]

no

we agree

[frank notch]

im just saying whats your point

[lunar zealot]

exactly

[cloud sinew]

being stubborn isnt a valid point

[wintry ice]

hey so uh back to this

do i take hologram or try to force madness

[cloud sinew]

if youre unwilling to discuss things civilly then you arent welcome in the place where people discuss

[wanton breach]

you know what? do what you like to do

it's your game

[frank notch]

im never going out high card. argument over

[rancid gull]

Take the hologram

[cloud sinew]

then stop arguing

[frank notch]

ok

[cloud sinew]

you don't decide when an argument stops, you decide when you stop arguing

[wanton breach]

prrrr

[cloud sinew]

do things for yourself twin

[lunar zealot]

Emoticon error

[frank notch]

dont call me twin

[rancid gull]

Meow

[lunar zealot]

laugh at this loser

[cloud sinew]

okay

[lunar zealot]

;3

[wanton breach]

=3

[brittle umbra]

Can I have multiple times the same boss in a single run?

[lunar zealot]

chat wanna hear my hot take

[cloud sinew]

only if you see all other bosses

[brittle umbra]

Go for it

[wintry ice]

mayve

[brittle umbra]

So has to be endless ?

[wintry ice]

bruh

[cloud sinew]

or using retcon

[lunar zealot]

see2 sucks ass and i hate it

[wintry ice]

why?

[lunar zealot]

Too much brain power

[cloud sinew]

see2 is joyful, you lack whimsy /lh

[lunar zealot]

I still use it twin

[cloud sinew]

wild cards

[brittle umbra]

I don't even know what see2 is

[lunar zealot]

it's uncommon and basically free

[cloud sinew]

i use wild cards if i want to lobotomy without thinking

[lunar zealot]

fact of the matter is why is it weak to some boss blinds

Not that that's bad

mind you

but it's the ones that normally are really not very challenging

[cloud sinew]

yeah

i think that makes it interesting

but also

[wintry ice]

pair joker and joyful in the same sentence...

[cloud sinew]

people dont suit-fix into suits theyve seen the boss for enough

[wintry ice]

oh wait c2 works decent for other hands

[cloud sinew]

IF YOUVE SEEN THE GOAT, OR THE WINDOW, THEN FIX INTO SPADES OR DIAMONDS UNLESS YOU HAVE A REASON OTHERWISE

[lunar zealot]

Goat

[cloud sinew]

thanks

[vocal rose]

bloodstone

[cloud sinew]

what

why are you just saying bloodstone

but what does bloodstone have to do with my message

[lunar zealot]

because le bloodstone le good and le deckfix for it every le game

[wintry ice]

THE GOAT

[eternal crest]

huge start

[vocal rose]

reason otherwise

[lunar zealot]

get money twin

[wintry ice]

wow this card really helps me

do i take wee

[wanton breach]

seeing double

[eternal crest]

on it

[cloud sinew]

no

you take retcon though

[eternal crest]

hey what's the mod that shows you the little labels on the bottom

[lunar zealot]

Prolly not

[cloud sinew]

jokerdisplay

[lunar zealot]

you got foil

[eternal crest]

i've been looking for it for ages

[lunar zealot]

you got lots of xmult already

[rancid gull]

I love wee

I love wee

[wintry ice]

i also have 3 blue

[eternal crest]

thank you kindly

[wintry ice]

so

[cloud sinew]

i thought you were saying you have 3 foils

[rancid gull]

Balatro but you have to have 100 screenshake and .5 speed

[wintry ice]

foiled again...

[lunar zealot]

I hate everyone

[wanton breach]

democracy? in my balatrocracy?

[cloud sinew]

"times mult" is silly

[lunar zealot]

But i love silly :(

[rancid gull]

You hate 5 people in specific lol

[cloud sinew]

you read it how its written

[wanton breach]

"times mult" ass

[rancid gull]

Reddit upvote????

[cloud sinew]

like, +mult is "plus mult" because thats a plus symbol

[native cape]

Rip I die now 😭 shame I couldn't get the red seal on the polychrome (FKXLGETC)

[cloud sinew]

okay but how do you read "$5" in balatro terms

do you say dollars?

i dont even process it as dollars

[wanton breach]

holy stone

[wintry ice]

that's what most people associate the symbol with

[cloud sinew]

thats the dollar symbol but

i dont process it as a dollar

its just a currency symbol

[wanton breach]

five eS

[cloud sinew]

what the hell is "eS"

how do i say that

[wanton breach]

S

[cloud sinew]

so what does the e do

[wanton breach]

it's just me, don't mind it

[wanton breach]

to make it sound like S

[native cape]

Was a funny run 😂 I put the seed in the message if u wanted it

[cloud sinew]

the S makes it sound like S

[rancid gull]

can someone pick a random deck for me

[cloud sinew]

green

[wanton breach]

you'll understand if you live in my homeland

[rancid gull]

dammit, that was legit the one i didn't want lmao

[cloud sinew]

oh

[rancid gull]

no no

i'll still play it

i appreicate it

[wanton breach]

that's really nice of you, i really like seeds

[granite heron]

erratic is the only random deck in vanilla

[wanton breach]

balatro seeds

are you my blueprint or am i your blueprint

[spark kernel]

I got fucking ragebaited

[granite heron]

in what way

[wanton breach]

l

[lyric karma]

l

[spark kernel]

Game said fuck you and onlygave me one two pair

[lyric karma]

ok thats definitively ragebait

[granite heron]

with 8 hand size and 3 discards

ok yeah that is

ridiculous

[lyric karma]

happens often

[wanton breach]

two pairs in big 26

[manic talon]

I almost lost all my savefile from an error holy shit but Balatrostats.com got me my profile from the 23rd thank god

[spark kernel]

And guess what crimson heart only debuffed the useless jokers

[cloud sinew]

lmao

make backups every two weeks

thats what i do

[wanton breach]

that's ironic how yorick is activated by discarding 23 cards and 23 is the date your profile is saved

[eternal crest]

huge

[manic talon]

i was cleaning my C drive and somehow the balala profile got swept too

[cloud sinew]

i just copy the profile.jkr to a backups folder cause theyre like not even 1mb

[manic talon]

i know, i just forgor to do it

[wanton breach]

damn, that's actually bad

[granite heron]

i dont think there is irony in that i think thats just a funny coincidence

[wanton breach]

it's ironic because he hates yorick

[manic talon]

my oldest non balatrostats.com savefile was when i still got a 22 streak instead

[woven spire]

l

[manic talon]

she

[wanton breach]

are you an invisible joker who appears after endless

[woven spire]

Y

[wanton breach]

im just lazy to check someone's bio

[manic talon]

this is what happens if you glaze Yorick 😔

[wanton breach]

glaze?

i sleep with her every night

[woven spire]

Yorick is goated

[hybrid tendon]

okay finally the right chat

[rancid gull]

found a blackboard

[hybrid tendon]

balatrodle in 4

I did NOT post this in arts first and then off topic

[woven spire]

fuck i just clicked on it

fuck

[wintry ice]

i'm beating vessel in 1 hand with red card on the right

[hybrid tendon]

oops

[wanton breach]

I'm very gay lebsian you know

[spark kernel]

I was dragging a joker along then i accidentally sold it 😭 🙏

[hybrid tendon]

hell yeah

[wintry ice]

bro none of my blues and purples?

[woven spire]

6.6 constellation

DAMN

[serene forge]

2/24/26 balatrodle in 3

[granite heron]

"oh, you play balatro? name every joker"

[wanton breach]

used to be

[serene forge]

i wish i could say that

[hybrid tendon]

congrats on its transition

[serene forge]

no with her

[balmy ocean]

Gee, you don’t say

[serene forge]

duh

[wanton breach]

with me 👅

[hybrid tendon]

lmaoo

[serene forge]

i have a girlfriend

bruh

[cloud sinew]

do you have CRT at 100 wtf

[hybrid tendon]

lol

[wintry ice]

do i take ecto for the funny

i just took paint brush

[wanton breach]

i don't

[serene forge]

[serene forge]

skill issue

[wanton breach]

T_T

[cloud sinew]

autistic bugs

[serene forge]

yeah

[hybrid tendon]

girlie is getting freaky with the wrong people

[wanton breach]

no, it's just a side effect of playing too much photochad in public

[hybrid tendon]

🫂

[balmy ocean]

Perchance

[wintry ice]

dam that sucks?
no, dams don't suck

[cloud sinew]

YOU CANT JUST SAY PERCHANCE

[hybrid tendon]

I'm not autistic

[wintry ice]

well

[eternal crest]

run is going bonkers

[hybrid tendon]

let them crush turts

[wintry ice]

purr chance

[cloud sinew]

🧠 says otherwise

[hybrid tendon]

who's brain ?

[lyric karma]

brian

[cloud sinew]

oh thats cool, check this out; "brian" /ref

[hybrid tendon]

what too much photochad does to a mf

[lyric karma]

What the hell is this

[shell dagger]

Ai slop

[granite heron]

ok

[serene forge]

ai slop

[wanton breach]

ignoring every baddie that talks to me

[desert pebble]

dude id take more bot spam over this

[serene forge]

lilo really thinks my autism is a viral pathogen

[stone shell]

why

[rancid gull]

guaranteed to be like 14

[hybrid tendon]

one day you'll remember to not do that

[serene forge]

ai slop

[cloud sinew]

i dont

[hybrid tendon]

lol

I'm really not autistic

[wanton breach]

there was 0 baddie that talks to me

[cloud sinew]

have you been tested

[desert pebble]

well is it? we gotta know

[cloud sinew]

ai slop

get out of here

[hybrid tendon]

only with online tests that my autistic friends made me take

[wanton breach]

can we stop larping?

[hybrid tendon]

<@&1133519078540185692> can we get this guy out of here just posting out of context ai slop ?

[shell dagger]

Been in the server nearly 2 years and acting like a chud

[serene forge]

did it feel good to waste a bottle of water to make this

[cloud sinew]

make a #mod-mail next time btw

[hybrid tendon]

OH THAT EXISTS NOW ?

[cloud sinew]

okay <@&1133519078540185692>

[dawn sedge]

pinging mods for this is crazy work bro 😭

[stark karma]

tf

[craggy hearth]

Lmfao

[smoky merlin]

Yes we can

[craggy hearth]

City boy type shit

[cloud sinew]

valid that time

[granite heron]

no i think this is home grown brainrot slop that may or may not feature images of memes that were made with ai

...or, ok, no, the background looks super AI, but the foreground definitely isn't

[hybrid tendon]

I didn't know modmail existed

[smoky merlin]

Executive decision

[cloud sinew]

thank you

you are the best lawyer

[hybrid tendon]

it used to not exist

thanksssss

[craggy hearth]

Burger??? Did he just say that his last name is Burger???

[trail hemlock]

I want to ban him twice

[minor portal]

the rot beckons

[desert pebble]

can we add a rule section about ai it pisses me off to no end

[trail hemlock]

Gears -> grinded

[hybrid tendon]

lol

[cloud sinew]

unban just so you can ban again

[trail hemlock]

We have one lol

[stark karma]

mods erased him off the planet

[craggy hearth]

Mangoes -> mustard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m sorry

[lunar zealot]

What if you make an alt and put it in the server

[shell dagger]

The “I” in “HI” on the minecraft figure was not drawn by a human

[lunar zealot]

then ban it

[tacit stream]

they got banned right after I mr.bones reacted to the slop lol

[lunar zealot]

just a personal punching bag

[shell dagger]

The top part was uncentered

[trail hemlock]

I'm mad at you bc I laughed at this lol

[shell dagger]

WTF

[cloud sinew]

it was definitely AI generated

[wanton breach]

it was actually funny the first time

[cloud sinew]

it was, at the very least, a composite of different AI generated images

[hybrid tendon]

so yeah @cloud sinew I did not get officially tested

[craggy hearth]

I’m just that funny dw

[cloud sinew]

you should. it's good to know either way

[serene forge]

super blunder exists for moments like these

[lunar zealot]

Everyone here is prolly autistic because you play fucking balatro

[shell dagger]

Doesnt it take ages to get a diagnosis

[stark karma]

what od we thinkg about Balatro yall

[hybrid tendon]

I'd be better at balatro if I was

[cloud sinew]

not everyone, but a much higher proportion than you'd otherwise expect

[craggy hearth]

do yall here have discord

[minor portal]

13 signs of extreme intelligence

[wanton breach]

odd as a todd

[shell dagger]

Whats that

[sterile zealot]

is it a good idea to leave some really bad jokers locked so i never run into them

[lunar zealot]

No i hate discord and i hate talking to people

[cloud sinew]

depends on where you are and what services you have aaccess to

[dawn sedge]

why is balatro autistic 🤔

[cloud sinew]

for me yes, for my partner no

[lunar zealot]

things i hate

1. lists
   2 typoes
2. repetition
3. lists

[craggy hearth]

Idk

[granite heron]

...i hope it's this one because ai perfectly shitting out the ishowspeed face is scary

[shell dagger]

Took quite a while for my brother to get a diagnosis

[minor portal]

E. Inconsistency.

[hybrid tendon]

I mean probably but like, way too lazy for that and I know the outcome will be that I'm not

[cloud sinew]

you don't know though

[hybrid tendon]

I do, I know better than all these online tests that said I was

[lunar zealot]

why are you banned from the olympics

[cloud sinew]

trans

[wintry ice]

girlie hates lists so much she lists them twice

[granite heron]

you forgot hypocrisy

[hybrid tendon]

trans

[lunar zealot]

That is true

[lunar zealot]

repetition

[craggy hearth]

Trains *

[minor portal]

have we considered that maybe the internet doesn't exist

[cloud sinew]

i was wondering why your pfp just said 3

its meant to be 30 right 😭

[lunar zealot]

it's 30 because pokemon is turning 30

[cloud sinew]

"3, and then a pokeball"

"because pokemon is turning... 3"

[granite heron]

forget dead internet theory, we have unborn internet theory now!

[lunar zealot]

blame tpci

[rancid gull]

same age as all the scalpers

[hybrid tendon]

no no it's 3 because pokemon is giving away 3 meloetta for all their players, good luck

[lunar zealot]

all of em gotta share

[shell dagger]

3 because there are more than 3 pokemon

[cloud sinew]

i loathe lexical ambiguity

is it 3 for each player or is it 3 across all players

[hybrid tendon]

3 meloetta in total

across

[granite heron]

no it actually says 3b the meloetta is the tail of the b

because pokemon is turning 3 billion years old obviously

[lunar zealot]

god i wish pokemon were real

[cloud sinew]

i dont

[wintry ice]

with poly glass finish

[granite heron]

you really dont

[wintry ice]

8x mult const

[lunar zealot]

You lack whimsy

[cloud sinew]

i have thought this through

[serene forge]

chapter 3 b side

[hybrid tendon]

I wish capitalism wasn't real

[serene forge]

me too!!!!!

[wintry ice]

easy 3 streak

[lunar zealot]

I looooove castle

[ancient gyro]

o

[cloud sinew]

one of my favourite songs from any OST is mirror temple mirror magic mix

[wintry ice]

p

[serene forge]

i love my gf

[serene forge]

based

[cloud sinew]

hi misprint

[granite heron]

no its not that we dont want to have some cute little magic pets. its the fact that we dont want to have the evolved forms of those magic pets randomly roaming in the wild and if you look at one the wrong way it fucking kills you

[rancid gull]

#1 misprint tech user

[wintry ice]

i took wasteful before this

🥀

[cloud sinew]

wait

[lunar zealot]

quiet and falling is one of the most beautiful pieces i've listened to