🕹・game-discussion

[ancient gyro]

whatever that means

[gentle basalt]

most of these are speculative ante 1-3 picks

[willow frost]

unfortunately you need 4000 wins with madness, try again

[spring granite]

tragedy

[vestal copper]

i got banana gold sticker

lets fucking go

[exotic mica]

whats the point of campfire if it isnt constanty scaling?

[wintry ice]

so in a scenario where you don't have any non-eternal scoring that you'd want to keep forever

[cloud sinew]

to give xmult

[exotic mica]

yeah but it resets

[small needle]

HELP ME

[wintry igloo]

let's see if the bloodstone is going to mercy me or not

[small needle]

AYUDAAAAA

[vestal copper]

its constantly scaling

[spring granite]

"come back to me when you've hit +$20 3000 times "

[willow frost]

it scales pretty good though

[wintry ice]

you can scale it all in the last few antes

[ancient gyro]

it's not 7 c++ worth of wins

[vestal copper]

you can just buy and sell random shit and get insane xmult

[small needle]

HELP ME

HELP ME PLEASE

IM GOING INSANE

[ancient gyro]

joke obv

[spring granite]

I mean you have a two pair. How much is that worth?

[vestal copper]

blue deck gold stake done

[small needle]

cant do two pairs

[cloud sinew]

these jokers have the lowest win% for me, that doesnt make these jokers the worst jokers.
winrate on jokers doesnt mean as much as it does on decks or per stake.

[vestal copper]

what deck should i do next

[willow frost]

forgot i need the legendary c** before giving my opinion on madness, rip

[small needle]

or can i

[gentle basalt]

do you expect me to keep track of everytime i hit new run because i was not aware it miscalculates my stats?
but usually, i play it out till a loss

[small needle]

Should i do two pair

[dire sage]

Back up ur save and do two pair

[spring granite]

2 Js 2 10s. Can you go for another queen with your discard? getting rid of the Ace and 8

[cloud sinew]

you have to keep jokers until you lose/win for them to count in your loss/wins, but for rounds it's just if you went into a blind with them.

[spring granite]

that lucky card + glass could clutch

[exotic mica]

discard ace and queen and pray for a flush or fh?

[spring granite]

bingo

[cloud sinew]

so jokers you're more likely to drop tend to be ones you lose more with, proportionally.

look at riff raff for example

[small needle]

ill do it no backups

[fringe nebula]

there's alot of junk you can find in the shop

you can easily get it to x4 or more, and win

[dire sage]

Pull out the face cards

[spring granite]

let's go gambling

[dire sage]

And pray the lucky procs

[spring granite]

+20 mult 🙏

[ancient gyro]

I expect to not use it as an argument crutch when it suddenly makes sense to make a correct decision for a pure numbers element

[calm furnace]

OMG only found hologram first shop ante 8 and const 2nd shop and the last bif of money i had had a wheel trigger on hologram

[cloud sinew]

the reason why you have such a high winrate with madness is because madness generally isnt a joker you drop. it's one you keep until the end / it's a joker you only take when it's a good time to do so.

[gentle basalt]

dont believe me then, its your choice

[ancient gyro]

compared to like midas

[wintry igloo]

nope, lost it

[calm furnace]

ghost deck hologram is hella clutch

[small needle]

IM DOING IT

[spring granite]

bloodstone haters eating good

[cloud sinew]

can you show me your per-deck win/loss at gold stake

[ancient gyro]

it's not that I don't believe you, I just don't see the value in this image for the current cause of discussion

[vestal copper]

what deck should i do gold stake next

[ancient gyro]

black

[dire sage]

One piece pacing:

[gentle basalt]

i only play yellow deck mostly, its 60%

[small needle]

FUUUUUUCK

[spring granite]

unfortunate

[ancient gyro]

that's pretty decent

[small needle]

🔫

[vestal copper]

damn

[cloud sinew]

is that for gold stake or for all stakes?

you can see per stake by changing the View to List

[wintry igloo]

huh

[gentle basalt]

all stakes, i dont know how to filter for gold (but the number should not vary)

[small needle]

im so fucking angry

[vestal copper]

which one is this

[wintry igloo]

I got canio'd

[ancient gyro]

r2 arcana 💔

[cloud sinew]

glass

[vestal copper]

damn

[gentle basalt]

it improved from 58% to 59%

168 wins, 113 losses

[small needle]

im so angry im going to draw jimbo killing himself

[meager narwhal]

This run was so beautiful, I got lucky with everything I was handed. And I finally unlocked plasma!!

[cloud sinew]

youve pretty much only played yellow deck, damn

[exotic mica]

that might be the best eternal setup ive ever seen

[small needle]

guys i have a "backup"

[gentle basalt]

its the best deck

[small needle]

but its ante 1

should i do everything again

[cloud sinew]

blue is widely understood to be the best by experienced players

[ancient gyro]

he hasn't suffered enough

[small needle]

no using backups is not okay

[cloud sinew]

you havent played much blue so i'm not surprised you don't think it's the best

[ancient gyro]

giveth my palette choice of challenge c++ suggestions

[spring granite]

it's the simplest

[ancient gyro]

yellow is more simple

[cloud sinew]

yellow is simpler

+1 hands is better for more complex reasons

[small needle]

life is strange taught me that doing things like that never ends up okay

[cloud sinew]

scoring, digging, scaling, etc

[ancient gyro]

since you're instantly given the entire deck benefit

[gentle basalt]

i understand those reasons

but yellow is just more consistent for me

i have tried blue too, but way less

[spring granite]

yellow is easier early game. I don't think it's easier in the long run unless you're already good at econ.

[cloud sinew]

how many runs

[spring granite]

Blue just gives you leniency throughout

[gentle basalt]

25

[ancient gyro]

we currently don't have a highest yellow deck win streak

[gentle basalt]

on gold

[cloud sinew]

that's not much

[small needle]

@ localthunk fix your game why did i lose

[sterile zealot]

How many runs did it take yall to get completions / c++?

[ancient gyro]

50ish

[hasty onyx]

One strength for us

[ancient gyro]

if you only count gs runs

[cloud sinew]

i was at ~170 wins for 100% on mobile, so that's including C+ and C++. 120 of those are from C+, so C++ took me around 50 runs

also challenges dont count towards wins

[ancient gyro]

zamn

[edgy whale]

any invisible joker lover here? 🫥

[cloud sinew]

at least i dont believe they do

[exotic mica]

they dont

[ancient gyro]

61 gs wins on black++

[gentle basalt]

what does this mean?

[cloud sinew]

the world record winstreak at gold stake is 93 on blue deck

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[cloud sinew]

and i think succulent is meaning that it's blue deck and not yellow deck because blue is better

[spring granite]

can somebody enlighten me on how they play green deck

[exotic mica]

dont

[spring granite]

I never got the hang of any strategy for it

just luck

[ancient gyro]

pretty much the same except capping out at 20 bucks

[cloud sinew]

yeah

and theres not much harm in dipping below $20 at the end of a shop

[ancient gyro]

and not immediately discarding

[sterile zealot]

Oh hm it takes less than I’d expect. I thought you’d be missing a random joker for 100 runs

[exotic mica]

i never beat it before, i grinded it yesterday to unlock abandoned, it took 40 runs 😭

[cloud sinew]

you should be focusing on the hard jokers from the start so it shouldn't really get to that point

[ancient gyro]

being more consistent at playing out runs and winning eases the difficulty in finding jokers to sticker in the second half of your runs

[cloud sinew]

i never had the 5 hardest stickers left last in either C++ because i was focusing on getting them done the whole time

[ancient gyro]

since my last jokers to sticker were just throwaway commons like banner and joker

[cloud sinew]

Turtle Bean, Popcorn, Seltzer, Ice Cream, Gros Michel

[signal brook]

Hi

[vestal copper]

i have both popcorn and gros michel now and i havent been going for c++ specifically for now

[cloud sinew]

this was 1 win before i got the achievement (bug)

[spring granite]

I think my last one was bean

[ancient gyro]

3 of them having no stickers

[cloud sinew]

my last 2 were marble joker and mime on PC

and my last 5 on mobile were superpos, shortcut, hiker, parei and DNA

[serene forge]

not

[royal bobcat]

my last joker was troubadour

[royal bobcat]

a common and a rare in the last ones, hm?

i thought youd just end up with uncommons

though 5 jokers is a lot of jokers

[cloud sinew]

theyre jokers that arent really that great, or theyre very swappable

[cloud sinew]

which matters a lot for C++

[robust lance]

Banana carry

[sterile zealot]

Frankly I’m 5 wins in and I haven’t gotten a single run where my jokers and scaling were good enough to get anywhere close to gold stake levels. Not sure what I’m doing wrong either…

I’m making around 200-400k by ante 8 in a successful run right now. Idk.

[robust lance]

Yeah you can 100% the game now

You ready

[cloud sinew]

first and foremost, you probably dont have great econ management

[gentle basalt]

check out balatro university gold stake runs
they really helped me understand what to do

[odd sorrel]

Do you think drivers license should be uncommon

[cloud sinew]

no

[sterile zealot]

I’m just trying to get a decent Econ joker and save money where I can, not spamming rerolls and only buying arcana/planet packs

[robust lance]

Driver’s license should be 18 cause idk

[sterile zealot]

I’m going for it!

[wintry ice]

honestly 20 sounds reasonable

[odd sorrel]

18 and make uncommon perhaps

[robust lance]

Might as well do 21

[cloud sinew]

its 16 because that's how old you need to be to start driving in North America

[odd sorrel]

It feels like an uncommon to me idk why

[robust lance]

I know

[cloud sinew]

why would you nerf it and then make it uncommon

[robust lance]

I just don’t trust 16 year olds to drive a vehicle that COULD kill poeple if mishandled

[wintry ice]

yea that's what we're joking about

[cloud sinew]

good thing you have to pass a test

[odd sorrel]

I dunno I’m just spitballing here

[cloud sinew]

if people who have passed the test aren't good drivers then it's an issue with the test

it's not about the age of the person.

[odd sorrel]

Old people can be lunatics too

[cloud sinew]

i personally think you should have to retest every 3 years regardless of your age

[sterile zealot]

Like I don’t see how that could be wrong tbh

[wintry ice]

driver's effect makes more sense as a rare

[cloud sinew]

"only buying arcana/planet packs" is definitely too restrictive

theres not much reason to be doing that so long as your econ can support what youre buying

standard packs are very good for blue seals

[wintry ice]

rarity is more about how much the joker's complexity and how it affects your decision-making for the rest of the run

than purely about strength

[wintry ice]

with yorick being an odd exception

[odd sorrel]

This is a pretty sweet build

[cloud sinew]

there are a bunch of rarity changes id want to make to make this be more consistent

i.e DNA and HTR to uncommon

[odd sorrel]

I feel like the “if hand contains (x) hand then (x) mult

[random ice]

Both Natural Negatives too

[robust lance]

Make all common

[random ice]

Imo Hanging Chad should be an Uncommon

[sterile zealot]

I have also pivoted to buying joker packs but idk

[odd sorrel]

Idk they don’t feel rare

[random ice]

Would fix a ton of balance issues

[cloud sinew]

it wouldnt

[random ice]

Photochad is basically a free win every time you see it

Even without Blue Seal

[cloud sinew]

if there was a legendary that just won the game instantly that doesnt make it balanced just because it doesnt appear very often

[odd sorrel]

Most of my gold stake wins so far are because of photochad icl

[ancient gyro]

the problem is you're being too restrictive on what you want to look for in terms of pack types

[serene forge]

and how does uncommon chad solve the issue

[ancient gyro]

and probably other stuff regarding what you take within the first 3 antes

[serene forge]

ive seen people say rebate should be uncommon but its the same logic

[cloud sinew]

it makes chad appear less often, it doesnt make photochad less strong

[serene forge]

you're not nerfing anything by changing the rarity

[wintry ice]

htr feels like it fits as a rare for me

[odd sorrel]

What if hanging Chad just retrigger the first two cards once

Maybe?

[serene forge]

especially since rarity isn't supposed to be an indicator of strength anyway

[random ice]

Ok fair, but I do prefer Chad's new design to its older design

[ancient gyro]

that's what multiplayer ballot does currently

[gentle basalt]

yeah i really like this design (of multiplayer)

[random ice]

One retrigger didn't do very much

[wintry ice]

having to discard jacks every round for a temporary boost doesn't sound like an uncommon effect

[ancient gyro]

and it crashing

[serene forge]

old chad was terrible

[odd sorrel]

Ohhh, i don’t keep up with multiplayer tbh

[cloud sinew]

which is why the rework i've seen suggested, and agree with, is making it retrigger the first two cards once rather than the first card twice

[serene forge]

it was bad and boring

[ancient gyro]

with its other rare resetting brethren

[wintry ice]

now it's a free win but kami has a reason to like it!!!

[odd sorrel]

What did it do

[serene forge]

I like the first two cards idea

[cloud sinew]

it nerfs most chad synergies without gutting it down to D tier

[robust lance]

Kill you

[serene forge]

retrigger first card once

instead of twice

[odd sorrel]

Poop

[cloud sinew]

old chad was D tier

[gentle basalt]

it only (majorly) nerfs photograph, the others are still ok

[random ice]

C tier, let's not shit on it too hard

[ancient gyro]

and photo wasn't on the map

[ancient gyro]

you didn't know how horrid the meta was back then

[random ice]

Buddy I was here

[odd sorrel]

I loooove photograph

[serene forge]

chad working on 2 cards would nerf sandbagging a little

[cloud sinew]

that doesnt mean you understood the meta

[odd sorrel]

Even without Chad it’s so good

[serene forge]

like if you have one lucky card and play just that with chad to fish for triggers

[cloud sinew]

i was here in pre 1.0.1f but i didnt understand the meta at all lol

[wintry ice]

you wouldn't get as much value from individual enhancements as you get with current chad

[gentle basalt]

hmm, why?

[ancient gyro]

firsthand?

[exotic mica]

should i take photo for vagabond? im playing 5oak/f5 with mult kings

[cosmic sun]

no

[cloud sinew]

i won a single gold stake run pre-1.0.1f, and that was on checkered

[random ice]

Yes, I used old Chad. It was bad but it still was workable

[odd sorrel]

Yeah probably

[random ice]

It wasn't like old blue seal

Old Blue Seal was true D tier

[ancient gyro]

requires twice as many cards drawn and scored as current ballot

[wintry ice]

i can imagine old chad was hard to use in old gold stake

[serene forge]

probably

[ancient gyro]

on old gs?

[odd sorrel]

How do you guys think blue seal should be nerfed

[random ice]

Yes actually But

[ancient gyro]

I highly doubt it made a lot of mileage

[scenic leaf]

photo doesnt really do much here. if ur hands r level up its some nice extra mult but thats it

[random ice]

I'd say old Gold Stake mostly was different due to the Orange Stake changes

[gentle basalt]

p% chance of producing planet instead of 100%, maybe around 50% is balanced

[ancient gyro]

considering the prices you pay for the packs

[wintry ice]

combined with the fact that scaling pack costs means less gold seals, lucky and glass cards

[cloud sinew]

gold stake was much worse as well wdym

[serene forge]

well -1 handsize is pretty terrible too

[cloud sinew]

-1 handsize is very bad

high card was meta for a reason

[serene forge]

that nerfs even pairs significantly I would imagine

[ancient gyro]

and directly nerfs Chad

[random ice]

That's true, Lobotomy was basically the only viable thing

[cloud sinew]

and with old blue seal, on-score xmult was way worse

[ancient gyro]

since you're less likely to find the card you want to trigger ONCE

[serene forge]

only good thing about -1 handsize is blackboard buff fr

[ancient gyro]

and fisty

[random ice]

And technically fist

[exotic mica]

it was worth it lol. 35k per hand to 120k

[cloud sinew]

vampire was also meta which meant that enhancements were way more often just for vampire fuel

[cloud sinew]

and trading card

[odd sorrel]

I kinda like how hand size is in the game lowkey I think it’s a really interesting stat

[cosmic sun]

low handsize helping to fist...

[wintry ice]

this amounts to it just being okay and boring after the gold stake changes

[serene forge]

was vampire 0.2x at that time

I didn't play back then

[cloud sinew]

yes

it was insane

[serene forge]

yeah ok that makes sense

[ancient gyro]

yeah, it had two other quirks

[cloud sinew]

it also wasnt scoring

[random ice]

Remember when Campfire was slightly stronger

[wicked rover]

nice debuff loser

[odd sorrel]

What if it was .125 perhaps

[cloud sinew]

"slightly"

[serene forge]

bruh

[cloud sinew]

so did midas

old vamp midas was absolutely just brainrot

[ancient gyro]

midas also-

[random ice]

Yes, because rentals are free campfire fuel

[serene forge]

that's insane

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[wintry ice]

and so did midas

[random ice]

Rental is actually a buff to campfire

[cloud sinew]

rentals dont matter anywhere nearly as much as double scaling

[random ice]

I guess, but it's still a good Joker

[odd sorrel]

How do old camp work

[serene forge]

in my experience you don't even use the rentals for campfire very much

[cosmic sun]

ppl who hate campfire have never gotten past 3x with rentals and consumables

[wintry ice]

i primarily use consumables to scale campfire

[random ice]

Twice as fast

[cloud sinew]

same but 0.5x

[odd sorrel]

Hot damn!

[serene forge]

you need an open slot and eternal rentals obviously don't work

[wintry ice]

i don't think rentals make it that much better

[ancient gyro]

you forget campfire still gets indirectly nerfed by current rentals

[serene forge]

yeah lol

[spring granite]

rentals? I hate those guys

[ancient gyro]

less money snowballing

[cloud sinew]

its a slight buff, but people sometimes say that campfire was nerfed because of rentals being added which i dont think is true at all

campfire at 0.5x was just ridiculous on its own

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[cosmic sun]

not marginal but not giga strong

[random ice]

Also while we're on the subject

[wintry ice]

campfire is still great at purple

[cosmic sun]

I would saw a few more rerolls

[ancient gyro]

it's just another option

[random ice]

Let's talk about Old arm

ANYONE HERE REMEMBER OLD ARM

[ancient gyro]

nah

[mystic vale]

hell yeah, got the stone joker in the medusa challenge

[cloud sinew]

it was miserable

[random ice]

Level 0? You don't remember level 0 hands

[serene forge]

iirc it could put you at level 0 hands?

yeah

[cloud sinew]

but planet levels didnt matter anywhere near as much as they do now

so it wasnt really that big of a deal

[ancient gyro]

i remember I just have no feelings towards it

15 dollar investment tag

[cloud sinew]

no we do not

[serene forge]

joker skips used to not even be free lmfao

[random ice]

I like how every iteration of Bloodstone has been bad design

[random ice]

Lmao I remember that

[cloud sinew]

experimental patch bloodstone was ridiculous

[random ice]

But now they're awful because of the Rental and Perishables

[cloud sinew]

it was definitely overtuned

[serene forge]

doomed from the start I guess

[ancient gyro]

bring back +8 mult bloodstone

[serene forge]

I guess that makes more sense

forgot about that

[gentle island]

no bean :<

[random ice]

I mean just don't skip generally

[serene forge]

yeah of course

[random ice]

I do love Skipping... When it's the correct play

God I love AJ

[spring granite]

charm tag 😣

[cloud sinew]

investment was definitely overtuned i think

it used to be $15

[random ice]

How can AJ's design be so good but bloodstone so bad?

[patent sail]

what if they added a joker that has a 1/2 chance to give 1.5x mult for played hearts

[wicked sequoia]

Oh Dear I did it

[odd sorrel]

Only skip that’s really good imo is like investment first ante

[wicked sequoia]

thats a lot of balalo

[tranquil steppe]

What was this?

[cloud sinew]

1 in 2 for 2x

[odd sorrel]

Make it guaranteed

[tranquil steppe]

Sorry I just popped in

[patent sail]

but chance suits every round

[cosmic sun]

Skipping to keep a winning perishable alive

[gentle island]

any tips for bean farm

[tranquil steppe]

2x seems crazy

[serene forge]

here win

[cloud sinew]

it was crazy

[patent sail]

plant seeds and water them properly

[cosmic sun]

Skipping to keep madness from sliming a good non eternal A8

[random ice]

Not gonna lie, I love the additions of Rentals and Perishables

[serene forge]

fertilizer

[random ice]

Adds so much variety to the game

[cosmic sun]

When banana kills itself on the last round before debuff

[ancient gyro]

oh wait wrong context

[serene forge]

Damn, Perishable really do be one of the most unfun video game mechanics ever developed.

Oh, you rolled the perfect joker for the build you're running? Yeah you get that for 5 rounds and after that you can't play your build anymore. At that that point, it's too late for you to change your build and good luck rolling something else that works for your now dead build that doesn't scale anymore this late in the run. May as well reset for the 20th time.

Maybe give the player money or something of the like after the 5 rounds so it doesn't feel like an entire waste to get them. Sure you can still sell them after, but does selling DNA really feel good in any scenario? (The past 8 times I've rolled DNA in a run with perishable it has gotten it). .

I don't mind mechanics in games that limit your normal abilities, but to do it in a way that's just straight up "yep you can't use this thing you invested resources into anymore at all ever again just because" is just poor design.

I also don't think jokers should be able to roll BOTH perishable AND rental..
THAT is just straight up BM design.

Just give mechanics = feels good

Give and take mechanics = feels REALLY good

Just take mechanics = feels REALLY bad

[patent sail]

kxm nb,a,snd s,lamejecocm cm ,

[exotic mica]

poly gros michel died on round 20 ☹️

[night turret]

Okay I can understand why you glaze it

[tranquil steppe]

I had nanners kill himself at least twice on ante 8 while I tried to gold sticker him

[cosmic sun]

Reddit post?

[random ice]

You don't enjoy the run to the end of Ante 8 with a Perishable that wins?

[night turret]

But the activation for it is so long and dedicated

[ancient gyro]

she's always on reddit

[serene forge]

this is like a year old

[cloud sinew]

it was an average of 1.5x per heart, so ~7.5x on average for a full flush of hearts, compared to 1.25x per heart which is an average of ~3x with current bloodstone

[ancient gyro]

shocker

[cosmic sun]

Reddit be taking their fundamental misunderstandings of video games and applying it to other games

I bet that mf talking about tempo in Balatro came from Hearthstone

[serene forge]

Damn, losing really do be one of the most unfun mechanics developed.

[wintry igloo]

ggs that was a good one

[exotic mica]

lol ante 9 photochad

[ancient gyro]

im gonna be real, I didn't read the shitpost

[strange compass]

We about to square up fr

[robust lance]

Hit the road carry

[cloud sinew]

it's not long or dedicated. unless you have green joker or ramen or youre on green deck, you should be discarding stuff anyway.
yorick is +1x per ante, which isnt long at all

[serene forge]

thats not that odd

[cosmic sun]

tl;dr "perishable is an unfair mechanic"

[serene forge]

I say tempo a lot

[cosmic sun]

Todd

[random ice]

Psychic incoming

[serene forge]

Chavez

[cloud sinew]

i hope you see psychic

[random ice]

I saw that coming

[wet jackal]

Past blue stake maybe, but even past blue stake it still scales pretty quickly.

[wintry igloo]

yeah there were llike 11 jacks it really carried

[cloud sinew]

it goes from 1.5x per ante to 1x at blue stake

which is still very good

[cosmic sun]

I GUESS it can apply to early antes

Like oh I have optimal scoring at ante 2 I guess that's tempo

[random ice]

HTR is one of those picks that works like 7% of the time

[strange compass]

I mean I can see why someone won't like perishable, it doesn't really change the way you play like rental does

[random ice]

Don't ask me where that percentage came from

[tranquil steppe]

I thought bloodstone was 1.5x right now

[cloud sinew]

tempo is definitely something that matters. the earlier you get your run going, the longer you have to scale before you need to take desperation scoring

[cosmic sun]

My rule for rental is just being at $28 and having econ past that

[serene forge]

I love hrt

[strange compass]

If I get psychic I'll know who to blame @random ice @cloud sinew

[random ice]

Good, die for your hubris

[cloud sinew]

it's 1 in 2 for 1.5x, which is 1.25x on average.
50% for 1x, so expected 0.5x
50% for 1.5, so expected 0.75x
0.5x + 0.75x = 1.25x

[cosmic sun]

My problem was definitely more with the campfire hater misusing the term

[cloud sinew]

blame yourself

[spring granite]

(another old image) "we're winning big tonight "

[cloud sinew]

oh i was just saying that generally, and i think tempo isnt something that's mentioned enough

[strange compass]

I also just used ectoplasm and got this 😭

[serene forge]

what

[cosmic sun]

Also I get slight whiplash from tempo being mentioned

[left sorrel]

Temperance value

[cloud sinew]

it's why interest is so important. getting your econ sorted early gives you way more shops where you dont need to make desperation plays

[ancient gyro]

one econ source per rental

[left sorrel]

Abstract joker value

[cosmic sun]

Yea that will usually do it

[wet jackal]

And that's assuming that you haven't found any extra sources of discards, and it's still extremely good

[cosmic sun]

Depending on how good the rentals I will just tank

[ancient gyro]

oh 🥀

[cosmic sun]

Types of posts where people don't get the game but are willing to write entire paragraphs about it despite being wrong

[cloud sinew]

wdym "just used ectoplasm and got this". it's the only joker it couldve hit and you got that joker BEFORE using ectoplasm dawg

[cosmic sun]

mmm

[ancient gyro]

all the time spent not playing black++

[spring granite]

had the spirit of Roffle, Doc, and Northern for this run. Was a fun ride

[cosmic sun]

negative nl is crazy

[strange compass]

I didn't think that clearly 😭 I thought I was gonna have foil negative eternal half joker

[strange compass]

I can't reset it either cuz the game saved it

[cosmic sun]

This is lowkey just pair spam for modded

[strange compass]

So I am gonna have to play with Ectoplasm Negative Juggler

[cloud sinew]

nah

this does too much

it does chips and mult semi-unconditionally

[wintry ice]

this is a foil abstract that's trying to be supernova

[storm dome]

i cooked

[cosmic sun]

It's basically banana/summit with chips

[wet jackal]

Eternals and rentals are goated mechanics because they force players to evaluate if the risk to reward ratio is good enough to take a joker. It adds complexity to every decision.

Perishable doesn't really add a risk factor aside from maybe selling a normal joker to gain a power boost

Idk I never cared too much about perishable jokers, they just exist.

[cloud sinew]

the jokers that do chips and mult are quite specific; scholar and 10/4

[strange compass]

My foil square jokers basically do this

[rugged bloom]

i made a slight fuck up so i loaded the same seed

4AFGC5GE

[rancid gull]

Cloud 9 value

[strange compass]

Tell me you got cloud 9

[rugged bloom]

Seeded naneinf it is

[storm dome]

perishable 😭

[mortal nimbus]

Rentals are awesome because there are several legitimate cases where a joker is made better by the existence of rental tags, either on itself, or on other jokers

[native cape]

why am i scoring so low? i feel like it should be higher

[cosmic sun]

Neato Jokers seem like an endless type mod tbh

[rancid gull]

Riff raff, chaos the clown

[cosmic sun]

FROM what I've seen

[cloud sinew]

cola

[willow frost]

whats your cards

[cloud sinew]

actually

[willow frost]

and how muhc handsize

[wet jackal]

You mean eternals?

[cloud sinew]

there are like very few cards which arent helped by being rental

[cloud sinew]

in some scenarios.

[native cape]

red seal steel kings

[cosmic sun]

Well actually some of the jokers aren't too bad

[terse vale]

too much on mime

[mortal nimbus]

No, rental is what I mean

[rancid gull]

Rental golden joker

[willow frost]

im assuming he just moved them there for money (hopefully)

[spring granite]

you are copying Baron at least once during scoring right. Just assuming you moved them for money at the end

[terse vale]

ohh yeah

[strange compass]

Atleast you got it for 5 rounds

[ancient gyro]

retroactive scalers (and htr/campfire) are directly affected for perishables

[willow frost]

whats yo handsize

[tranquil steppe]

Not sure I’m following. Isn’t the average that 2-3 hearts trigger, so 2.25x-3.375 right now?

[willow frost]

actually thats still a lot idk

[native cape]

oh no i didnt move any? am i supposed to move it?

[willow frost]

oh youre not on plasma

[wet jackal]

The only situation where -3 dollars per round is good for you is maybe vagabond

[native cape]

nah ghost

[cloud sinew]

the average triggers is 2.5, but that's not what the average score is

[willow frost]

plasma squares your score so try that as well

[rancid gull]

I wouldn’t take rentals with vagabond

[mortal nimbus]

The fact that a joker buys and sells for the same amount is what’s important here

[rancid gull]

That just means you stay broke

[tranquil steppe]

Right which is why I said 2-3

[mortal nimbus]

That’s what makes some jokers better in some scenarios

[cloud sinew]

it's not 2-3 though, it's 2.5

[rancid gull]

Like bad broke

[wet jackal]

Oh that

I forgot about that icl

[cloud sinew]

you don't need whole numbers for averages

[tranquil steppe]

I just mean you’ll either have 2 or 3 trigger on average since you can’t have 2.5 in the game

[cloud sinew]

that's not how averages work

[spring granite]

you want a fairly balanced amount of barons and mimes. I'd say in your case I'd just have both the blueprints copy the Baron and then you switch the Baron to the right of the brainstorm right after scoring so that Mime gets the copies for gold cards if you have them

[mortal nimbus]

You can buy a joker to get immediate value (hallucination, cartomancer) and sell after you get said value.

Also campfire just benefits from other jokers being rental

[tranquil steppe]

I understand

[cloud sinew]

if you have two people in a room, person A is 6ft and person B is 5ft, the average height of people in the room is 5.5ft

even though nobody in the room is 5.5ft tall

[native cape]

ahhh i see, i got no gold cards tho, thats why my eco is so poo

[rancid gull]

Goated math

[willow frost]

the average family has 2.3 kids

[robust lance]

Man I would hate to be born as a third of a kid

[wintry ice]

is the third kid 1 third human 2 thirds something else

[ancient gyro]

is this true

[wintry ice]

and the latter third isn't recognized by society

[vestal copper]

@grok is this real

[willow frost]

it was true a few years ago, probably less now

[cloud sinew]

the way you work out the expected value (mean) of chance based multiplication is by doing sum of all (chance x outcome).
so with bloodstone you have two events; 1.5x and 1x, each at 50% (0.5)
0.5x1.5 = 0.75
0.5x1 = 0.5
0.75+0.5 = 1.25, so the expected value (mean) of bloodstone per heart is 1.25x

[wet jackal]

My point on eternals also benefiting the player still stands though

Ankh becomes significantly more powerful and madness is no longer a glorified jokerless run

[cloud sinew]

eternals are less helpful overall than rentals are

rentals can make pretty much all jokers more viable in some situations, while with eternals its only a couple of cards that are affected

[tranquil steppe]

That’s a good explanation for 3.05ish x mult

[wintry ice]

you're sometimes forced to take a bad scoring joker as eternal

[robust lance]

Trueeeeee

[rancid gull]

Niche scenario

I figured lol

Hard to tell on text

[vestal copper]

skinkina is a joker now huh

[cloud sinew]

any non-detrimental non-eternal rental is worth picking up like 99% of the time you have an open slot

[vestal copper]

crazy

[mortal nimbus]

wasn't saying anything about eternals in my original message, just wanted to talk about how rentals are cool and interesting. eternals can be fun but a lot of the fun to be had with eternals isn't really relevant to most ante 8 runs

[wet jackal]

Not too common, scaling +mult jokers aren't very uncommon so you'll usually find something early on

[vestal copper]

cool

[cloud sinew]

"detrimental" being jokers that can/often do have a downside by just keeping them; splash, showman, troubadour

[tranquil steppe]

Same

[wintry ice]

i would say perishable is the least interesting of the stickers

[cloud sinew]

i agree

rentals > eternals > perishables

[wintry ice]

but it still changes decision making in an interesting way

[brittle umbra]

Is this card rare ?

[cloud sinew]

yes, it's as rare as soul

[tranquil steppe]

Yes

[cloud sinew]

0.3% per card in an eligible pack

[robust lance]

Nah I like the increasing prices

[brittle umbra]

Soul?

[wintry ice]

and adds a niche to skipping other than investment

[tranquil steppe]

Take the black hole

Unless you want to copy a specific planet with fool

[robust lance]

Hushhhhhh

[brittle umbra]

Yeah no shit I did

[cloud sinew]

I won't spoil it, you can find out easily by looking it up if you'd like

old orange stake was miserable

[robust lance]

No it sucks because of high gravity

[cloud sinew]

astronomer was way stronger and red card was like D tier

[brittle umbra]

Nvm I looked it up, I had it already a few times, just don't know every cards name yet

[wet jackal]

I imagine perishables would be a lot more interesting if they didn't take up a joker slot, but that would probably make them blatantly overpowered seeing as now the only risk is the cash you spend on it

[rancid gull]

Black hole should proc constellation

[cloud sinew]

same with hallucination, it was way worse. i think hallucination was actually the worst tarot gen

[rancid gull]

It’s so rare

[cloud sinew]

it's not a planet

[rancid gull]

And it shows up in planet packs

[wintry ice]

them being negative would make it so that perishable econ is an always take

[tranquil steppe]

.9x + mult incoming

[rich mauve]

"I've received many feedbacks on blue stake so I decided to turn it into -1 discard, -1 hand size"
-

[robust lance]

Exactly

[brittle umbra]

?

[rancid gull]

I’m not saying you have to take it, but I think it should proc it

And satélite

[cloud sinew]

unless you make it a planet card then I don't think it should

[tranquil steppe]

That’s what the + is for

[wintry ice]

i'd prefer if black hole was a neutered down version of white hole from cryptid

[robust lance]

Yeah but those hands are kinda bad

[cloud sinew]

it's always 1.2x if it procced constellation though

it would never be 0.9x

it would either be 0.1x or 1.2x* mb

[tranquil steppe]

Ah fair

[wet jackal]

Exactly

Maybe if that was added localthunk would have to add econ jokers to the list of non-perishable jokers.

As it stands now though we almost never interact with perishables because selling key parts of your build is not worth picking up a glorified food item. They pretty much only ever exist to the eyes of the player in the early game.

[wintry ice]

like making it choose some random hands and subtract levels from them to add to either the most played or the highest level hand

[native cape]

my invis has 1 more round left before i can sell it, is it just more worthwhile taking dna for the extra few cards for first hand?

[light brook]

ok idk if this is a hot take but i have enjoyed myself on gold stake a single time and that was the first time i ever played it and got a crazy wee

i just genuinely cannot have fun when i can’t make it past ante 2

[ancient gyro]

small toe dipping take

oh

[wintry ice]

that's crazy
wee

[light brook]

my wee was massive

[ancient gyro]

shhh not during lent

[light brook]

but i usually play on white stake most of the time

[tranquil steppe]

Hack that wee

[rich mauve]

oh my good I'm weeing it

[wintry ice]

a tense run can be as fun as an overpowered run

[rancid gull]

True

[light brook]

plus my goal isn’t c++ or even c+, just to play the game

[tranquil steppe]

White stake is so incredibly easy after playing gold only for like 300 games in a row

[rancid gull]

Why not just play white stake?

[ancient gyro]

me moving onto pairless++ after black++

[south oasis]

yes take the dna

[wintry ice]

this is looking neat

here win

[ancient gyro]

oh boy

[wintry ice]

i was literally just talking about never getting ttm runs yesterday

and

[ancient gyro]

red seel

👅

now we rosetta stone

[wintry ice]

with a chariot to make it a steel

[robust lance]

Red… uh.:. steal????

[ancient gyro]

I was thinking stone

[robust lance]

I was thinking orange

Maybe I’m just hungry

[ancient gyro]

hey apple

[light brook]

i was thinking miku miku oo ee oo

[tranquil steppe]

The annoying orange is banned here

[robust lance]

For what purpose?

[tranquil steppe]

Too citrusy

[rancid gull]

Annoying orange joker

[wet jackal]

Good. He must stay banished to the depths of hell.

[light brook]

are lemons fair game

[tranquil steppe]

And the shadow realm

[robust lance]

All oranges are now knives

[wet jackal]

Go on

Pick up the mercury

Succumb to the pairslop

[hasty pivot]

Here’s the code if yall want it 1GM3YPCB

[glossy mortar]

Insane start to a run, sadly there just was nothing to use it on and it results in failure. This is the 2nd run in a row that gets past ante 2 then just fails to actually do anything.

[strange compass]

I died but not the way you said @random ice @cloud sinew

[hasty pivot]

Found this unseeded

[light brook]

when she straightslop on my till i

[robust lance]

Till I till I till I

[strange compass]

I lost this cuz I was trying to use Canio. Went to ante 7 with no x mult from Canio...

Canio might be worse than Loyalty Card

[glossy mortar]

Like there is just no econ early game at all. You are required to start with an econ joker otherwise you just die.

[strange compass]

The only thing it did was give temperance value and made my stencil worse

[rotund igloo]

Average canio run. Hanged man disappears and glass cards refuse to break

[light brook]

i get a decent amount of hung men when canio shows up

[strange compass]

I had 2 glass jokers and I used them like 4 times

[robust lance]

Not with that attitude

[strange compass]

None of them broke

[wintry ice]

i mean you were running a joker that needs a lot of econ

[glossy mortar]

Then tell me how am I supposed to do literally anything in the position I’m in. Like I’m screwed.

[wintry ice]

were you expecting anything else

[robust lance]

Give jimbo a little kiss

Little though

[strange compass]

"""""Legendary""""" joker getting mogged by a uncommon

[robust lance]

Any more and you’ll explode

[glossy mortar]

Honestly I WISH i could find Jimbo. A $2 card would be more than enough.

[strange compass]

If If sold Canio I actually would've won 😭😭😭😭

[wintry ice]

makes risky decision
it goes wrong
"this game rigged the run to not give me what i needed for the risky decision to work"

[tranquil steppe]

*Gary

[robust lance]

Ah sorry
Give jimbo *Gary little kiss

[strange compass]

I wouldn't have taken flash card tbh

[glossy mortar]

Yeah so your solution is die sooner? 10/10. i already sold out of flash as is.

[native cape]

dna still a better option than 2nd barron?

[strange compass]

No what I mean is that you could've upgraded your planets and played 5 card hands for a bit

[glossy mortar]

Ahhh yes let me just pull planets out my ass

[tranquil steppe]

This run failed?

[glossy mortar]

Not yet but this boss will kill me.

[rugged bloom]

I'm probably gonna take a bit of a break from Naneinf pushing

my mind literally went numb while playing

[tranquil steppe]

Would hieroglyph help you stay alive?

[glossy mortar]

I’m not even there anymore. I sold a bunch of stuff and went back in time.

[native cape]

guyz do i swap 1 baron for dna?

[tranquil steppe]

Oh

[ancient gyro]

this doesn't line up with my recent achievement

[strange compass]

Straight or Flush for a bit would've been fine, that's what I do when I get early photo personally

But ye sometimes it's just luck

When will the new Balatro update happen

[rotund igloo]

When its done

[wicked seal]

kms

[glossy mortar]

It’s gg.

Yeah you literally can’t do anything with this deck unless you get econ in shop 1

[strange compass]

NOT WORTH IT. DONT TAKE IT I LOST CUZ I TOOK A SOUL AND GOT THIS SHITTER

[covert steeple]

Did you get a Hireoglyph in the early antes?

[tender bone]

black deck is genuinely terrible

[glossy mortar]

I already reroll mash for perfect start. It fucking sucks that i now have to reroll mash for econ too.

[tender bone]

you just have to pray to find a seed where u dont lose by ante 2

[strange compass]

Canio lowkey worse than flowerpot in my eyes now.

[vestal copper]

crazy

[rancid gull]

WTF?

Craziest take I’ve ever seen lol

[strange compass]

Flowerpot will trigger in 8 antes

[wintry ice]

blame the user not the tool

[glossy mortar]

Yeah i was forced to take it otherwise i die.

[ancient gyro]

ight

[covert steeple]

Fair

[strange compass]

You can go 8 antes without getting face card destruction

[glossy mortar]

It made me last 2 more antes but there was at no point any econ anywhere so it literally just couldn’t keep up.

[rancid gull]

If you can make it 8 antes with a dead joker slot you kind of good

Or without pivoting

[vestal copper]

flower pot is f tier

[ancient gyro]

im out of profiles on my phone to test out their seed

[glossy mortar]

Ghost deck is probably one of the worst decks in the game. Instead of just killing you in ante 1 over and over again like most decks, it forces you to die in ante 2-4 over and over again, wasting your time with seeds that can’t be done.

[strange compass]

Notice how you got it when it didn't even matter

[vestal copper]

canio requires 1 action to be good

[strange compass]

That one action is incredibly inconsistent

[ancient gyro]

I would've died to vv

[rancid gull]

There’s so many ways to generate tarot

[vestal copper]

wouldnt say its that bad

[strange compass]

You sometimes literally don't get death, your glass cards don't break

[strange compass]

It needs to be buffed

[vestal copper]

death?

[vestal copper]

ragebait

[tender bone]

is the best way to get c++ just anaglyph deck and negative tag

[rancid gull]

Canio needs a buff????

[strange compass]

Like?

[ancient gyro]

all tarot gen jokers

[rancid gull]

Superposition, Vagabond, purple seals

[ancient gyro]

grape seals

[glossy mortar]

Honestly I think I’m just gonna give up on gold stake. Just like I’ve given up with black deck. It’s not reasonable to do unless you are willing to sit there and spam reset for hours of your day.

[rancid gull]

8 ball

[vestal copper]

hallucination

[vale mist]

early on yeah it's fun lol

[strange compass]

Bro said superposition ye okay

[tender bone]

mf said 8 ball

[wintry ice]

?

[vestal copper]

superposition is great

[rancid gull]

Superposition is nice to tack on

Straights are good

[vestal copper]

nice ragebait buddy

[ancient gyro]

I don't do this btw, it takes some previous gs experience on other decks

see you wednesday

[drowsy rain]

Superposition hate is way overblown

[vale mist]

but near the end I wouldn't rely on it because it's too random

[tranquil steppe]

Most decks don’t involve more than 5-7 tries max to get gold stake completed. Black is the big exception

[rancid gull]

8 ball isn’t good

But with hanging Chad

[vestal copper]

superposition with shortcut is insane

[rancid gull]

You can maybe get something

[vestal copper]

8ball is bad that is just true

[tranquil steppe]

.01% of the time

And then you get wheel

[vestal copper]

make it 1 in 3

[tender bone]

ive only beaten 4 decks in gold stake c++ seems impossible

[naive jolt]

You're not a believer

[tranquil steppe]

And then it too does nothing

[covert steeple]

Oh god, The Wheel sucks

[naive jolt]

Just be a believer

[tranquil steppe]

Yes

[ancient gyro]

I have too many screenshots to prove against this debacle

[tranquil steppe]

Yes it does

[drowsy rain]

The presence of 8 ball means that 8s are higher on the “which number do I hang” list over 7s

[glossy mortar]

I mean I’ve made it to ante 7 Gold Stake twice. Most runs that get past ante 1 die because of no money.

[naive jolt]

I'm sure all of you would diss bloodstone

Just trust

[tranquil steppe]

Sounds like an anecdote to me

[rancid gull]

I like bloodstone

I’m an adamant defender

[naive jolt]

Have faith in localthunk RNG

[ancient gyro]

in response to a skill issue

yeah

[naive jolt]

Trust the process

[tranquil steppe]

I forgot luck was skill

[strange compass]

7s are good for Odd Todd

[naive jolt]

If the wheel never hit, it's because you don't trust it

[strange compass]

We will hang 8

[tranquil steppe]

And straights

[rich mauve]

you have too many screenshots to prove that pot and throwback is good too

[ancient gyro]

tbf nobody here would really dare try attempt the things I do in this game simply because of how difficult it is

[drowsy rain]

Every number is good for straights mane

[ancient gyro]

one sec

[vestal copper]

oh no

[tranquil steppe]

Or a skill issue per succulentsupplecheeks

[rich mauve]

oh no

[rancid gull]

Superposition

[rich mauve]

not again

[tranquil steppe]

But but but 2

[drowsy rain]

Yeah but be fr are we building odd todd into sevens

[glossy mortar]

Wow I wish it was that reliable. After around 20resets no runs can win at all. It sucks.

[naive jolt]

Throwback is amazing
(in full skip runs)

[rancid gull]

I honestly thought your name said “violent vessel”

[strange compass]

W. Something I missed out on because I wanted to use Canio

[tranquil steppe]

Oh. I have never reset

[rich mauve]

you and 67 other people

bro

[tranquil steppe]

I play what the Balatro gods give me

[drowsy rain]

Me when I pull out my ACE straight

[alpine nest]

There's no difference

[rich mauve]

we're playing balatro

[naive jolt]

I'm gonna say it too so that there's a total of 69 people that told you it

[rancid gull]

What if I was just playing deltarune

[rich mauve]

I guess we really can't read it

[alpine nest]

You're play balatro while I'm play balala joker poker

[rancid gull]

Violent vessel

[glossy mortar]

I mean? Congrats on wasting your time I guess?

[vestal copper]

i never read their name as violent vessel 😭

[strange compass]

7 single pair can be kinda clutch sometimes with Todd cuz it lacks chips early on

[vestal copper]

tf are yall on

[alpine nest]

The vessel is violent

[tranquil steppe]

Your ace, king, queen, jack, 10 straight RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?????? insert kronk meme here

[rich mauve]

you're old

[rancid gull]

Bro what

[naive jolt]

Violent vessel be like hollow knight

[alpine nest]

Ppl call violet vessel violent vessel bc it's the most consistent gs run ender

[drowsy rain]

Take 7 and replace it with any other odd number

[vestal copper]

true tbh

[covert steeple]

ADHD, Mountain Dew, and a whole lotta dopamine

[tranquil steppe]

Not wasting. It teaches you how to adapt in a lot more scenarios instead of resetting til you get photochad in ante 1

[strange compass]

True..

[ancient gyro]

time is never wasted when you're having fun

[vestal copper]

checks out

[strange compass]

Wonder why 7 has no jokers

[drowsy rain]

3 and 5 are hackable and 9 is cloud 9

[rich mauve]

tbh that's why I chose it as a name

[drowsy rain]

7 gets nothing

[vestal copper]

fucking shoot the moon 😭

[hidden lance]

its so stressful trying to activate drivers license when your life depends on it

[rich mauve]

🫠

[alpine nest]

Stm is good

[rancid gull]

Nah like deltarune

[tranquil steppe]

7 is Slots

[ancient gyro]

it's decent 😀

[vestal copper]

having it as most used is fucking insane

[ancient gyro]

id like a more original personal profile

and I love her

[rancid gull]

It’s consistent

[ancient gyro]

call me down bad

well

I wouldn't say that

[rancid gull]

I think it is

[glossy mortar]

Wow amazing. My definition of fun isn’t dying to round 1 and 2 for 45 minutes before getting a run that gets past ante 2.

[rancid gull]

I’m usually able to deckfix lots of queens

[drowsy rain]

I think we need to define what consistent means

[rich mauve]

deltalala

when do we get pipis joker

[alpine nest]

Ayo

[strange compass]

That is literally not consistent

[tranquil steppe]

You should be dying on ante 1-2 maybe 1% of the time tbh

[ancient gyro]

it's completely dependent on card draw and has variance especially early on

[patent sail]

amphy is literally the john balatro reddit 😭😭😭

[ancient gyro]

thats not what consistent means

[glossy mortar]

The ONLY deck that is more efficient to play no mater what rather than reset for good seed is Black Deck, and that’s because it would take literally days of resetting to get a workable run.

[tranquil steppe]

Let it out ampharos

[wintry ice]

"i lost because i had no econ" mf there was burglar and to do list ante 1

[rancid gull]

Well for me it provides consistent value

[ancient gyro]

just don't do that lol

[ancient gyro]

o @glossy mortar

[rancid gull]

I typically build towards faces anyways

[patent sail]

why would someone need to reset repeatedly at all, isnt the game about working with what you get?

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[tranquil steppe]

That’s what I was saying. I’ve literally never reset

[glossy mortar]

I WISH it was that low. 90% of the time is the realistic number.

[tranquil steppe]

Welp idk what else to tell you without sounding mean

[rancid gull]

Its about how you want to play it lol

[patent sail]

i only ever reset if i did some horrible mistake and go like "why did i just do that" which is like

pretty rare

[drowsy rain]

My face cards are scoring in the millions! This is a free win! No it’s not. The Plant

😂😂😂

[glossy mortar]

Let me just pull econ out my ass when I need it, or xmult, or chips, or whatever I need that never shows up when I need it.

[strange compass]

What does reset mean

[rich mauve]

because I feel like I miss a lot when I don't oneshot first round

[tranquil steppe]

Luchador or mistaaaaaaaa bones will save you

[rancid gull]

Plant does not even scare me

There’s ways to mitigate it more often than not

[patent sail]

restart the run

[ancient gyro]

well you missed a couple

lmao

[drowsy rain]

Dear John Balatro. Please give me a Luchador this reroll. If you can hear me. Please John Balatro I need this

[ancient gyro]

your run btw

[strange compass]

I just get new runs when I lose or don't want to play that seed

[glossy mortar]

Ahhh yes the ETERNAL RENTAL BURGLUAR that I couldn’t even afford.

[wintry ice]

it was rental?

and the to do list?

[tranquil steppe]

Lord Canio, hear our prayer. Give us this day our daily Luchador as we forgive all bloodstone haters.

[wintry ice]

it was eternal

[glossy mortar]

There was no todo list I saw

[drowsy rain]

sub five pair spammer vs chad retriggermaxxing bloodstone user

[wintry ice]

worth the joker slot that early

[strange compass]

Don't call it lord

[ancient gyro]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[wintry ice]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[tranquil steppe]

Spammmmmm

[patent sail]

yall be surprised when amphy makes bad takes like its not all amphy ever does whenever he appears 🥀

[strange compass]

What is this 😭

[tranquil steppe]

@gleaming bane go pound sand

[craggy hearth]

Ban

[smoky merlin]

mods

[ancient gyro]

@ mods

[craggy hearth]

mods

[strange compass]

We all gonna be tailing in here tonight 👇👇👇

[wintry ice]

why argue online when i could work out

[patent sail]

bro got eviscerated

[glossy mortar]

Wait I forgot the rule that I’m mot allowed to disagree with people and am required to be a yes man

[tranquil steppe]

Lord Canio is the Balatro Bishop. It is known

[glossy mortar]

I’m sorry i forgot.

[ancient gyro]

second shop

[tranquil steppe]

Yes. Bow down. Be a sheeple. Obey. Obey. Obey

[strange compass]

Nobody follows that rule

[rancid gull]

Bro is not a sheep

[wintry ice]

you need to stop blaming the game for every loss

[strange compass]

Loyalty card mogs Canio

[sullen aspen]

what did I just open chat to

[wintry ice]

that's all

[patent sail]

youre allowed to, however you literally get explained why what you said is simply incorrect and you just never even try to listen and/or just double down

[rich mauve]

It's ok to be a no man vs good, keep being a yes man ahh

[glossy mortar]

If you say so. I was banned for it. I am literally required to follow it.

[tranquil steppe]

Lmao ampharos is literally a sheep

[rancid gull]

Are they??

I don know

[rich mauve]

violent vessel

[drowsy rain]

I thought Ampharos was like a higher lifeform of a sheep

[patent sail]

🐎

[sullen aspen]

mareep is literally a sheep

[tranquil steppe]

Sigh. No pokemans fans here

[sullen aspen]

why wouldnt it evos also be sheep

r u good bro😭

[drowsy rain]

So then what is flaffy

[tranquil steppe]

Sheep

[strange compass]

Most that happened to me here was getting muted for a bit cuz I made an Stein Island joke 😭

[rancid gull]

Ohhhhhhh

[sullen aspen]

sheep?

😭

[drowsy rain]

They’re all sheep?

[tranquil steppe]

Yes

[drowsy rain]

Ampharos doesn’t even get fur until his mega

[sullen aspen]

yeah belive it or not

[strange compass]

I hate that gen 8 sheep so much

It will never match mareep

[rancid gull]

Mid

[tranquil steppe]

“3
Flaaffy - Toad's Daily Pokémon Ranking, 180 : r/pokemon
Yes, Flaaffy is considered a pink, bipedal, sheep-like Pokémon. It is the middle evolution in the Mareep line (evolving from Mareep and into Ampharos) and is designed to look like a partially shorn or patchy sheep, featuring wool on its head and back.
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Key details about Flaaffy's design:
Appearance: It is a pink creature with patches of white wool.
"Sheared" Concept: Unlike its predecessor Mareep, which is fully covered in wool, Flaaffy is designed as a sheep that has lost much of its wool due to storing high amounts of electricity.
Name Origin: The name is believed to be a combination of "fluffy" and "baa" (the sound a sheep makes).”

[mystic sequoia]

Pokémon?

[sullen aspen]

yoo I also saw ts

[glossy mortar]

I mean fair. Mods here are strict. No disagreeing no conflict. I have to agree with everything.

[ancient gyro]

amphy is the new bitcoin baron

[tranquil steppe]

He’s a shaved sheep

[sullen aspen]

on instagram

[fresh oyster]

Nicee

[slim turret]

sorry but how are you losing this much on round 1/2? you can get past pretty easily with just a high full house or flush alone

[sullen aspen]

yes

[tranquil steppe]

Oh. How have I not been banned then

[fresh oyster]

I got it from there!

[sullen aspen]

John balatro?

[strange compass]

This doesn't even make sense like ye ofc you use Kings?

[fresh oyster]

Yes

I love you too

[glossy mortar]

Idk.

[west rivet]

how they tease me

[sullen aspen]

I didnt say love bro

[spring granite]

we have disagreements here all the time.

[fresh oyster]

What a pity

[ancient gyro]

amphy making stuff up

[sullen aspen]

yeah

[patent sail]

you can literally play however you want as long as you enjoy the game, but amphy does not seem to enjoy the game at all 😭

[ancient gyro]

per usual

[fresh oyster]

OMG YES I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT PIC

[glossy mortar]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[wintry ice]

what indicates that it was because of that instead of your sore behaviour?

[fresh oyster]

I was about to say something like: "What a party pooper" but, you know, that works too

[ancient gyro]

sore loser incarnate

[strange compass]

No plants is based

[harsh juniper]

It's canio... do i keep him or no?

[spring granite]

best version of robotnik I think

[ancient gyro]

robotnik is a nanlet 🥀💔

[drowsy rain]

Dr Robotnik is a photochad user

[rancid gull]

Dam has this shit been heated before?

Crazy lore

[patent sail]

yea

last time amphy was here arguing with lilo

[ancient gyro]

shocker

[tranquil steppe]

Everyone argues with lilo

[strange compass]

You can sell Sixth Sense but I honestly think Sixth Sense would be more consistent than destroying face cards for Canio

[patent sail]

no? i dont think i ever really had a serious argument with her

[fresh oyster]

I never had an argument with whoever Lilo is

Mainly because I don't talk that much on this server

[rancid gull]

Lilo chill like that

[glossy mortar]

Temp ban for 4 hours for being “extremely combative”

[fresh oyster]

Maybe

[harsh juniper]

Exactly, got super lucky to get dna right after 6th sense, absence i get canio i never have the setup

[tranquil steppe]

Lilo is the opposite of chill lol

[ancient gyro]

what was the message in question

[harsh juniper]

???

[wintry ice]

and none of the 4 hours was enough for you to reflect on the fact that you are, indeed, combative?

[strange compass]

You must have upmost care when you post in Balatro discord

[patent sail]

atp just ignore amphy 🥀

[ancient gyro]

amphy can't take credibility for their own inputs in a game that ppl can do just fine with

[fresh oyster]

Yes I do

[ancient gyro]

in said same game

[fresh oyster]

Just wanted an excuse to use that picture

[drowsy rain]

How does one know that it’s canio

[rancid gull]

Well that’s just mean

[ancient gyro]

save scumming

[rancid gull]

Was amphy mean?

[harsh juniper]

I open real quick then i close lol

[glossy mortar]

Lilo is amazing. They are the reason I learned about misprint strat. The most powerful strat in the game. I use it for every single hand and it’s saved me on literally hundreds of rounds. Sadly it still isn’t powerful enough to win most high level decks/stakes.