🕹・game-discussion

[spring granite]

no, black deck needs good early game shops

[bitter schooner]

What if there's a skip tag for free shop items next blind

Or 25 bucks

[spring granite]

not valuable to skip unless you get a charm tag or something which has better odds of helping win the next blind

[bitter schooner]

Usually those are the one i aim for to complete a stake run

[spring granite]

25 bucks is helpful but riskier on black deck

[wicked rover]

this is my first time playing a full stone card hand

[bitter schooner]

Coupon tag seems worth it

[bitter schooner]

🗿

[lunar zealot]

reminder there's a dead pixel on shortcut

localthunk pls fix

[spring granite]

you sure

[lunar zealot]

i'm definitely 100% serious

[spring granite]

could justify it as a nail

[torpid bridge]

Where

[lunar zealot]

this is not fabricated

[spring granite]

especially with the pixel next to it

[lunar zealot]

i don't think it is a nail is the thing

[bitter schooner]

8-bless me with MORE LUCKY CARDS

Is this a sign

[spring granite]

yes

[turbid smelt]

Should I pivot?

[bitter schooner]

I died because of 12k requirement and not hitting a single card

[spring granite]

somebody needs a bit more luck

[knotty zodiac]

hard carried by the vampire

[turbid smelt]

Double tags so satisfying

[white coral]

I finally got completionist 😓

[knotty zodiac]

gratz! curious about your stats

[white coral]

c++ before completionist was crazy

[white coral]

Not that good

[knotty zodiac]

ah i mean the card stats.

$978 is a lotta money, pretty fun run im sure

[white coral]

Idk i forgot

[knotty zodiac]

the red button in that ss xD

[white coral]

LOL

I never knew ts existed

I was a huge hologram fan

[wicked rover]

is this a w?

[white coral]

Yes

This was the last joker i unlocked

[inner stratus]

chat do i take this

[white coral]

Dna so ur good

Yes

[knotty zodiac]

lotsa royal flushes too huh?

[inner stratus]

i dont have any hand size vouchers

[inner stratus]

hm ok

[white coral]

Hell naw

[knotty zodiac]

i saw photochad and jupiter xD

[fringe nebula]

YOOOOOOOOOOOO insane clutch

3 gold stickers

[knotty zodiac]

bet that constellation is like 15x lol

[fringe nebula]

wrong

[knotty zodiac]

gggg

[rocky tiger]

just won balatro with a friend but we had synced keyboard and mice input (clicking discard button clicks discard button on their screen, selecting cards or sort order does it on their screen), but on different seeds, we managed to simultaenously win on our 3rd try. heres the setups

[fringe nebula]

guess how i beat vessel with that goofy setup

[slim turret]

hologram is goated

[wicked rover]

all the chips are mine

one shot

[fringe nebula]

too much chips and too few mult

i guess it's fine because it's white stake

[knotty zodiac]

surprised that glass is so good without joker retriggers

[torpid bridge]

Stone and lucky cat

I love the synergies

[fringe nebula]

there's no glass cards there though?????

it's all steel

[knotty zodiac]

ah steel

i need sleep lol

[knotty zodiac]

this is breaking my brain

[gleaming urchin]

rate the joker lineup

[fringe nebula]

pairslop/10

[gleaming urchin]

pairslop😭

[rocky tiger]

We had to invent insane tech

Ironically first joker of the run was superposition

[knotty zodiac]

throwbackmult/10

[knotty zodiac]

was it possible to play the exact cards you wanted?

[vestal copper]

throwback/10

im sorry but taking throwback is throwing

[wicked rover]

this is my new high score

[glad aspen]

My progress 13 hours into my second completion

[slim turret]

its white stake its like fine

im a throwback fan but i’ll admit it isnt the greatest

[glad aspen]

Real

[gleaming urchin]

managed to pull these two in the first 2 shops

[glad aspen]

Chips for days

[hazy oasis]

the balatro wiki says "the hand score will almost always be higher after balancing" regarding plasma deck (source)

is there a single theoretical instance in which a regular deck would score more than plasma? since it says "almost always", im doing some math and i dont think its possible

[winter estuary]

https://balatrowiki.org/w/Plasma_Deck#Proof_that_balancing_(almost)_always_increases_a_hand's_score

Plasma Deck requires a 5.8x ratio between Chips and Mult to be as effective as other decks

It does mention rounding tho

[bitter schooner]

W a t

H o w

I literally CANT COMPREHEND HOW BOTTOM DECK THIS IS

[rocky tiger]

Most the time no, till we got some vouchers

[knotty zodiac]

its by rounding i think. for ex. if mult=10 and chip=11, regularly the score would be 110, but after a rebalance, the score would be 100 since balatro rounds down

[fringe crest]

this might be a skill issue

[rocky tiger]

Burgler made it easier because he could click discard and not affect me

I also got overstock early which desynced certain shop interactions

[bitter schooner]

I press overstock and pray for bp

If not i cry for no econ

This is 80% of my runs

[gleaming urchin]

there was one glaring issue with this round

where the fuck were the xmult jokers

[fair sapphire]

yo it happened again bruh

i’m gonna get infinite photo chad

my luck been crazy lately

[knotty zodiac]

photo photo chad chad

[gleaming urchin]

more like photo chad chad

[fair sapphire]

this is interesting

chad chad chad photo

[patent sail]

blueprint from a judgement #blessed

[fair sapphire]

i ended with chad chad chad photo photo photo at e32

[quick solar]

fuck the water

dead ante 3 agsain

[fair sapphire]

how did u get to ante 3 w no jokers

[quick solar]

yeah no its cooked

no planets i think is what really killed me

[quick solar]

play the game ig idk

[fair sapphire]

type shit lmao

[gleaming urchin]

played that seed again and got double stuntman but STILL no xmult

[fossil torrent]

wassup guys

[gleaming urchin]

and the boss blind was vv 💔 🙏

[quick solar]

istg this is just to troll for what happened last round

no way im surviving this boss blind with my deck lol

[halcyon hazel]

just won green stake for the first time like bro how this build is dogshit

[patent sail]

how much was consellation on

[halcyon hazel]

only 2.1x I think

[patent sail]

shoulda copied it with blueprint

[halcyon hazel]

yea probably but I didn't have enough flat mults

at least I won

[patent sail]

you had that gluttonous and summit, doubling that x2 would be better anyway?

either way yeah yoy won yayyy

[fringe nebula]

never trust ante 1 charm tag

[patent sail]

yorick trust

[wicked rover]

what should i pick?

[upper spade]

Amazing start.

[woven spire]

here, win

[fossil torrent]

personally id pick icecream

just short term its great

but if you are going to be able to capitalise on the other than its better long term

[blissful fog]

Gold stake left in this deck lesgoo

[fossil torrent]

congrats

[wicked rover]

i got the icecream

[fossil torrent]

proud of you

[wicked rover]

i dont skip much anyway

[patent sail]

striaght builds arent actually that hard to make

[glossy forge]

The Flint claims another streak 😭

[ebon condor]

tbf i think it could go both ways, foils provide long-term value which can really help supplement your chip scoring if its lacking

[wicked rover]

rip

[patent sail]

also does uhhh interest voucher

even do anything on green deck

[ebon condor]

but if youre looking to play a hand which is already plentiful in terms of chips, theres really no need

[glossy forge]

No :)

[patent sail]

funny

actually wait no it must affect TTM

I had it on the previous run and it was capped at +$5

[fossil torrent]

hmmm, my favourite

[ebon condor]

just remember to sell icecream when its about to die, the negative will increase its sell value by a lot

[glossy forge]

Madness run?

[patent sail]

here, win

[wicked rover]

i went from taking 46.8 hours for my first win to getting 2 wins in a row

[glossy forge]

The problem with Madness is that if I get it first, I might not get an eternal mult option

[patent sail]

you get better the more yoy play

[glossy forge]

While having an eternal mult option first that I've committed to feels more secure to the run to pick madness

[patent sail]

i mean winstreak is already reset, you might as well

[glossy forge]

But it's funny and I just lost my 6-streak cause why not

YEAH LMAO 😭

[patent sail]

not losing anything

[glossy forge]

Were in it for the adventure B)

[patent sail]

wow game really wants me to play straights today

[glossy forge]

Straights are real fun

I'm tired sometimes of pair maxxing

[patent sail]

they are scary

game likes to troll sometimes

luckily i got 4 fingers so no trolling today!!!

[glossy forge]

Tf was that

[patent sail]

SHUT UP! 🈵🈹🈵🈴 FLOWER POT BLAST!

[fringe nebula]

i love hallu

[patent sail]

awww they killed him before i could say the funny

[patent sail]

yoo sell for $1

[alpine nest]

Dude that's amazing

[fossil torrent]

its the most value

[fringe nebula]

ok that's the best hallu i've seen in a while

[alpine nest]

I think i just made a mess from that hallucination pull ngl

I mean i spat my water all over my bed

Like that's some good luck

Give me your secrets

[patent sail]

saving for later

[glossy forge]

The tragedy of a madness run...

This is what I mean 😭😭😭😭

[patent sail]

even steven!!!

[alpine nest]

I see no tragedy

Three oak tens or 8s

[patent sail]

i see even steven

[glossy forge]

:)

[fringe nebula]

there

[alpine nest]

Damn i just cleaned my sheets 🫠

[glossy forge]

MASSIVE STEVEN VALUE

[alpine nest]

STEVEN!

[patent sail]

hes such a cutie

i want his number

[alpine nest]

-# R u crushing on a joker?

-# I mean I can't talk I'm invested in blueprint brainstorm yuri fanfics

[patent sail]

cavalry is here

[patent sail]

my favorite ship is actually 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎 sorry a big herd of horses ran through here

[alpine nest]

No one expects the Spanish inquisition

[glossy forge]

We're speaking about Hallucination value, I want to show my funniest emperor

[patent sail]

🚁
🐎 your horse previleges have been revoked

[patent sail]

mitosis

[glossy forge]

Could've been scholar angle 😔

[lunar zealot]

eternal rental photo?

with no chad?

[glossy forge]

Yeah it was a funny run

[alpine nest]

Cellular replication

HI KAMI

[lunar zealot]

hello yuki!

[alpine nest]

How's my queen doing

[lunar zealot]

i am doing fantastic

[patent sail]

give your madness a little treat of that del grat, i bet it tastes nice

[alpine nest]

Yay!

[patent sail]

now comes in broken glass flavor

[alpine nest]

I'm glad

[weary depot]

Perishable jokers suck

[alpine nest]

My second favorite

Right after florida flavor

[alpine nest]

I think they're fine

[glossy forge]

I fed him a popcorn 🥺

[patent sail]

awww thats sweet

[glossy forge]

The comedy writes itself

And he got a bite of some ramen but I sold it before rental

[lunar zealot]

fuck brainstorm icl

[alpine nest]

Fuck brainstorm???

[patent sail]

see, this is how you take care of your madness

[alpine nest]

But it works so good with BBC?

[glossy forge]

At least with Steven, I can copy Madness without having to question my math

[patent sail]

if you insist

[alpine nest]

Would ngl

[lunar zealot]

i dont like it

[alpine nest]

Don't forget to copy ur tarot

[alpine nest]

Y no like

[glossy forge]

Ty for the reminder! I'm evening my Steven so hard rn

[patent sail]

youre so even, steven

balatro movie trailer 2029

[alpine nest]

That's one good blue print

Balatro 2.0 movie trailer 2034

[white flint]

hmmm

[weary depot]

Early droll jonkler

[patent sail]

not finding a single photo

[alpine nest]

-# do it

[white flint]

all in ante 1

[alpine nest]

-# DO IT

[weary depot]

Youre so odd todd

[white flint]

my econ sucks now and i have no flat mult joker but that alright

[patent sail]

look at Chad! he is hanging, quick, take a photo!

balatro movie 2029

[patent sail]

mult card with chads

[white flint]

i have no money for mult cards 😭

[patent sail]

[white flint]

ok

i got gros michel

and used incantation

idk what hand type to play tho with painted deck

[fringe nebula]

straight

or xoak

[patent sail]

gay

[white flint]

ok i got runner

just as you said that lol

and i got hologram in shop

but then id have 0 cash

[fringe nebula]

the thing about painted deck is that it makes tarot gen jokers really good

[patent sail]

why does it

[delicate tide]

They’re like always good but hand size helps I guess?

[patent sail]

icl im 8ing my ball on any deck

[alpine nest]

Painted deck feels like it's detriment value jokers

Also what's icl

[patent sail]

or vaging my bond

[delicate tide]

8 ball is the goat

[patent sail]

i cant lie

[delicate tide]

Me and 8 ball are close

[white flint]

emperor gave me hermit and death

crazy work tbh

[patent sail]

which is a lie in itself, im very good friends with miss information

[alpine nest]

I

[fringe nebula]

loll

[alpine nest]

ngl i met miss information

She's hype asf

[patent sail]

you ARE gonna lie if you met her

[alpine nest]

Then i must not have met her

Which means I've lied

[patent sail]

oh no

my mom told me its bad to lie on the internet

[delicate tide]

8 ball was 3rd most used in my no uncommons ++ only behind rebate and Chad

[alpine nest]

She told me it was good

[white flint]

i cant find any saturns istg

[alpine nest]

...

[patent sail]

8 ball isnt as bad as people say it is honestly

[alpine nest]

It's terrible

It has to be less than 1/4

[delicate tide]

No !!!!

It’s lowk good

[patent sail]

its not horrible but isnt the best

[delicate tide]

You js gotta be locked in

But fr it could use a buff

[patent sail]

my highscore run is still an 8 ball run

[delicate tide]

Tarot gen is just really powerful

[patent sail]

even with dice it wasnt doing much honestly

[delicate tide]

Like any tarots ever makes for a good day so 8 ball is pretty great

Better than superpos

[patent sail]

superpos is for true homophobic builds

[fringe nebula]

chat today i learned that riff raff can give cavendish

[delicate tide]

It’s common

[patent sail]

why would he not

[delicate tide]

Makes sense

[patent sail]

riff raff can perform mitosis with showman and thats kinda funny

[tidal pawn]

Should I swap anything with oops

[weak relic]

Kill a photograph

[tidal pawn]

With a gun?

[patent sail]

YES

[tidal pawn]

HELL YEA

[patent sail]

Thats what it deserves

[white flint]

need more hand size

[crisp condor]

how does balatro's joker weight work

[alpine nest]

Huh

[patent sail]

triboulet has a lot of weight because hes a fatass

[alpine nest]

Joker weight?

[patent sail]

runner has the least because he works out

[crisp condor]

like isaac item weight

[alpine nest]

Huh?

Item weight?

[patent sail]

jokes aside thats how game engine handles rarity

[alpine nest]

Me no understand

Me brain is all melty from degenerate activities

[patent sail]

items with more weight are more likely to show up

[alpine nest]

Oooh

Okie

Thank u

Anyways gn chat!

[white flint]

bruv

couldnt draw a king and lost

[eager summit]

the mega buffoon pack tag always pays off

[wanton breach]

about 3 grams each (except for steel joker, it's 1kg)

[primal eagle]

joker roster fixed in like ante 2

quite funny

[wanton breach]

that's a very gay banana

very gay taxed banana

[primal eagle]

tax for being homosexual

[wanton breach]

can't belive its gay and homogenous at the same time

[wicked rover]

can turtle bean make you lose more hand size then you got it with?

or does it vanish like ice cream and popcorn

[fringe nebula]

coke and dusk gold sticker

[eager summit]

had to sell the hologram

[fringe nebula]

???????????????

[primal eagle]

this

[wicked rover]

k ty

[white flint]

nat negative mime lol

[patent sail]

50 tons for trib

hes a fatass

[white flint]

do i sell anything for invis

[patent sail]

fuck photo

bro isnt doung shit here

you playing pairs?

[white flint]

im playing flussh

im on painted deck

[patent sail]

photo isnt doing shit

[white flint]

so stuntman doesnt do that much bad for handsize

[patent sail]

kill him

[tranquil steppe]

Always kill the stuntman

[patent sail]

@hardy fable

[wanton breach]

kill photo not stuntgod

[patent sail]

not the heavy_multiplication_x reaction

multiplication?? balatro reference

[eager summit]

it was that easy

[white flint]

lil bro photo wanted to come back as eternal

[wanton breach]

no, it's just rejection

[white flint]

he aint coming back for shi

[wanton breach]

don't let him come

[patent sail]

look at that emoji name tho

✖️

🔥 🔥
🔟✖️🆘

[wanton breach]

i know, but the meaning is just rejection.
i always get rejected

fuck life

fuck photocard

[patent sail]

i cant tell if this is ironic or i should send my edgy sad bart video

[wanton breach]

ah, i need to play more balala

i didn't have time to play some balagro

[patent sail]

🐎 🐎

[wanton breach]

maybe i should tonight

anyway, thanks for being here, it really helps

[patent sail]

?? yoyre welcome

[wanton breach]

fuck bloodstone

[patent sail]

if you insist

[white flint]

only black deck and erratic(stinky deck) left to black stake

i dont like erratic

[patent sail]

erotic deck

[wanton breach]

🥀

[white flint]

ill do some red deck runs tho

[wanton breach]

i like how random erratic deck is

[patent sail]

why would yoy do that to her

[wanton breach]

yes

great art tho

[patent sail]

full deck of diamond 7s upon you

[white flint]

getting more discards is romantic

[wanton breach]

discarding ex

[thick narwhal]

It's kind of like a normal deck, gives you no benefits besides from 3 more kings

[wanton breach]

what is the plural of ex?

exes?

[patent sail]

exes??

[wanton breach]

exs?

[patent sail]

[thick narwhal]

I think it's exes

[tawdry burrow]

I only like it because of the 10 of spades deck

[wanton breach]

i think its uncountable

[white flint]

more hands is more romantic

[wanton breach]

yes

[thick narwhal]

Talking about that, is there a seed like that but with different ranks or suits?

[wanton breach]

holding hands is romantic

[white flint]

i like blue deck more

[tawdry burrow]

I know it's February but the 14th is long overdue by now

[wanton breach]

burglar is the most romantic joker ever

[tawdry burrow]

correct

[patent sail]

i dont think so, that one is bugged afaik

[thick narwhal]

Money is more romantic, that's why I love yellow deck

[wanton breach]

he never discard, only hold your hands

[patent sail]

merry andy

[thick narwhal]

I know it has to be with how the game fails to load cards and the default is 10 of spades, I was just wondering

[wanton breach]

she's a b***h then

[tawdry burrow]

isn't jack of something the default (at least looking at the misprint tech on the menu)

[patent sail]

ace of spades should be default

[wanton breach]

ace of spades is the default balatro

[thick narwhal]

Idk, I don't remember exactly why the bug happens, it just has something to do with what I said

[wanton breach]

the first card to appear on the first time you open balatro

[white flint]

what is this game

i cant even draw pair

[patent sail]

on all promo art too

it should be the default

[wanton breach]

deck fix lol

[patent sail]

insane

[white flint]

it was ante 2

i had no money

[wanton breach]

oh

[patent sail]

you need to get real unlucky to not even draw a pair

[white flint]

i drew a pair once

[wanton breach]

ANTE 2 NEGATIVE ETERNAL MIME?

[white flint]

and i needed to draw it like 3 times to win

[wanton breach]

AND INVIS?

AND STUNTMAN

fuck you

[patent sail]

flower pot blast

[thick narwhal]

I remember when I got into this game I was so proud of myself for getting a level 22 double pair

[patent sail]

<@&1133519078540185692>

kill him

[tawdry burrow]

free kill ash

[wanton breach]

double pair 🥀

[thick narwhal]

I was obsessed with double pair

[patent sail]

skin them alive

[tawdry burrow]

welp I'll go back to the endless void I came from

[patent sail]

is there a reason to play them outside of pants builds

[tawdry burrow]

early plasma?

[thick narwhal]

I don't know, I don't play double pairs anymore

[white flint]

wow

judgement created a rare joker

[tawdry burrow]

idk I play flush/high card

[white flint]

but i wont use it since its the tribe

[wanton breach]

lazyness

[willow frost]

i play three of naankimjd

[patent sail]

well pairs are lazier

[thick narwhal]

I love that hand

[tawdry burrow]

right when you're not in checkered

[wanton breach]

Dutch ?

[thick narwhal]

I always get oops and bloodstone when I'm not in checkered deck

[white flint]

and riff raff gave me hanging chad

daym

[tawdry burrow]

I never get oops stone
at all

[willow frost]

hai jai dutch de goazaimasu

[white flint]

ok wth lol

[wanton breach]

wakaranai

[tawdry burrow]

I guess you know your job now

[white flint]

i got photograph in shop right after riff raff created hanging chad 😭

[thick narwhal]

Clear example of a run I got

[tawdry burrow]

what seed

[wanton breach]

bye riff raff

[thick narwhal]

Photochad is inevitable

[white flint]

ig i go pairs now

[thick narwhal]

Lemme check

[calm furnace]

another mime clutch

[tawdry burrow]

Yorick

[white flint]

ok i got bloodstone

do i sell riffraff in hopes i get oops

[tawdry burrow]

I mean

[white flint]

ehh

it cant hurt

[wanton breach]

ye

[white flint]

since riff raff doesnt get any value rn

[tawdry burrow]

sure go for it

[wanton breach]

yes

[thick narwhal]

No idea

[patent sail]

the erratic deck?

if its that you can easily find it online

[tawdry burrow]

egg

[tawdry burrow]

no the one with oops stone on the shop

[glossy forge]

I want to be home and do gay shit :( by gay shit I mean buy a polychrome jimbo on my funny little card game

Tfw wage cage

[tawdry burrow]

how is a polychrome Jimbo gay shit

the rainbow?

[white flint]

i got smiley face lol

[willow frost]

egg is not goyslop, well done

[patent sail]

I want to be home and do gay shit

not jimbo

[willow frost]

same

[tawdry burrow]

bio checks out

[white flint]

i think the game wants me to play face cards

[wanton breach]

holy

[tawdry burrow]

PHOTOCHAD

[glossy forge]

The game gives you a direction

You make lemonade

[patent sail]

and im already at home

so

[fringe nebula]

poly campfire looks really cool ngl

[patent sail]

✅✅

[wanton breach]

💑

[thick narwhal]

[patent sail]

brainstorm here

[patent sail]

opps eviscerated him for using flower pot

[thick narwhal]

Imma look for a better pic hold on

There it is

[white flint]

i got ancient joker

do i buy that instead of bloodstone

i can play more suits then

[thick narwhal]

Both of them are really unreliable

[wanton breach]

you can

[white flint]

yeah but ancient is slightly bit more

[wanton breach]

once you get rid of other suits

[white flint]

and ima sell scary face for driving license

[gentle basalt]

what??

[white flint]

cuz i alr have gold sticker on scary face

[gentle basalt]

ancient does not choose from the suits you have

it is random among all 4 suits (except it never repeats)

[wanton breach]

is it?

[gentle basalt]

https://balatrowiki.org/w/Ancient_Joker

[wanton breach]

so if i have all 3 suits gone, ancient joker still cycle through?

[gentle basalt]

yes

[white flint]

okay

so plant didnt appear

[wanton breach]

oh, so that one time is just the erratic seed

[thick narwhal]

It's more clear if you're playing on checkered deck

[white flint]

someone would be mad seeing this joker

yeah im not selling dl for this

[wanton breach]

yeah i remember that

my bad

[thick narwhal]

Ive never seen someone play with glass joker

Ngl

[gentle basalt]

what, why? its pretty strong xmult if you have few glass cards in your deck (3-4 should be enough)

[fringe nebula]

throwback and delgrat gold sticker

[wanton breach]

I'm wrong, its the deck creator thingy that i played

[thick narwhal]

I don't know, I've just never seen it

[gentle basalt]

also if you remove glass cards by other means (such as hangman, trading card, etc), it will also count

[white flint]

bro

[gentle basalt]

(but immolate is bugged, and won't count)

[white flint]

its the 3rd time i got soul in ante 8 in a high stake run

in 2 days

[mortal nimbus]

any spectral is bugged, not just immolate

[wanton breach]

who's soul is this

[white flint]

and its perkeo

[thick narwhal]

I know

[white flint]

😭

[mortal nimbus]

Grim, Familiar, and Incantation

[wanton breach]

ez $10

[gentle basalt]

what did you even want...like only trib helps you if you are already in ante 8

[thick narwhal]

Sometimes I forget those also destroy cards

[primal eagle]

sigil is not bugged bro😭

[thick narwhal]

🥀

[white flint]

i alr got purple sticker on perky boy

[mortal nimbus]

how many cards does sigil break? when the answer changes from 0 let me know

[primal eagle]

it breaks my heart because it turns it into spade

[thick narwhal]

What if a card is racist and gets changed to another suit and it shoots itself and destroys it

[mortal nimbus]

blatrospade supremacy

[white flint]

guess who came back

ima buy egg for the sticker

[wanton breach]

i thought you sell that smiley face

[thick narwhal]

Same

[white flint]

i dont have sticker on smiley face

[primal eagle]

nor do u have on perkeo

[thick narwhal]

Yeah you do, white stake sticker

[white flint]

id rather get chigoat

[wanton breach]

oh, you're playing gold stake?

[primal eagle]

and its easier to sticker smiley face

[wanton breach]

or black stake

[white flint]

i was playing purple stake tho

[primal eagle]

oh

[wanton breach]

oh

[primal eagle]

why farm purple stickers😭

[white flint]

idk

i didnt need perkeo

[thick narwhal]

That's what I was thinking

[wanton breach]

grimbo

[white flint]

and egg looked at me funny

[wanton breach]

what's that purple McDonald's mascot again?

[primal eagle]

i mean of course egg

[thick narwhal]

Grimace

[wanton breach]

it's not grimbo

[primal eagle]

but perkeo temperance with egg...

[white flint]

im not farming purple but trying to get to gold stake on red deck

[wanton breach]

ah, thanks

[thick narwhal]

That sounds sarcastic

[white flint]

i only done purple stake now

[wanton breach]

I'm sorry

[thick narwhal]

Don't be

[wanton breach]

at least it doesn't sound erotic

[thick narwhal]

Is that a bad thing or a good thing

[wanton breach]

bad

[thick narwhal]

Aw

[white flint]

ngl

idk what deck i should do after red on gold stake

[thick narwhal]

Sometimes I forget red stake exists

[thick narwhal]

Which ones are pending?

[white flint]

ive done blue ghost yellow nebula and plasma on gold stake

ill prob do checkered or magic ig

[thick narwhal]

You should do checkered

Also how did you do nebula gold stake wht

[white flint]

idk

it seemed not that hard

[thick narwhal]

I can't win a single round on that damned deck

[white flint]

idk erratic seems worse

and abandoned too i dont really like abandoned

[wanton breach]

magic deck

[thick narwhal]

Erratic is just normal deck but with slightly more spade cards

[manic talon]

Last boss was needle btw, they just dont want Card sharp to win

[wanton breach]

nebula is a bit easy, just play pairs and find good joker

and planets

[thick narwhal]

Sneaky negative riff raff

[white flint]

yk what

ima use ceremonial dagger cus im bored

[manic talon]

yea man, sure, why wouldnt it be the arm after in the same run too, why not

the last one was flint btw

[thick snow]

boss blinds that just end the game are so annoying

would rather a 2x than "play 1 hand" when I have no jokers

[white flint]

why ceremonial dagger lowkey fun to play

[thick snow]

or a deck of a single suit then the boss disables said suit

[wanton breach]

really femboy balala

or is it my eyes

[thick snow]

ongod highkirk I hate this game

[thick narwhal]

Flowkirkenuinely you're cooked 🙏🥀🏌️

[wanton breach]

name checks out

[thick snow]

someone try that seed with the black deck

it's impossible I swear

[thick narwhal]

Lemme try

How did you lose at big blind ante 1

[manic talon]

in hindsight the 2 card sharp probably wasnt wise, Needle>Eye>Flint>Arm for no reason

[white flint]

why did nobody tell me ceremonial dagger is so fun with good eco

big ahh rocket

[fervent plover]

Guys, which is the easiest challenge to complete?

[manic talon]

mad world

[white flint]

imo

rich get richer

[cloud sinew]

you played poorly

[white flint]

i dont even how you lose that

[swift lodge]

huh

[fervent plover]

Any req to unlock it?

[cloud sinew]

Youre playing modded

[swift lodge]

yes

[cloud sinew]

This is a modded issue

[white flint]

you need to win 1 challenge

any challenge

[manic talon]

15 minute city is also very easy

[fervent plover]

Well in tht case, other than mad World which is easiest?

[fervent plover]

Not really, the straight joker is kinda uselss

Oh wait

I can take straight planet cards for tht

[tacit stream]

golden needle /j

[manic talon]

nothing stopping you from just not playing straights

[wintry ice]

shortcut is awesome wdym

[manic talon]

you get a free ride the bus, or you have a 24 face card deck, either way you slice it youre set on both ends

[cloud sinew]

4oak is very free on 15 minute city

[cloud sinew]

rich get richer

[ebon maple]

Should i take it?

The perma is scaring md away from it

[cloud sinew]

Do you have anything in deck worth copying

[manic talon]

do you have a steel card

[ebon maple]

I am building 5oak maybe flush five

[ebon maple]

Nah, just magic kings

[cloud sinew]

You should not be doing that at ante 3

[ebon maple]

Ik il

But the seed worked towards it

And being Paint deck it is easier to draw

[wintry ice]

eternal dna is pretty costly

[ebon maple]

More so in painted

But i was thinking like gold/steel kings copy them and maybe go on with it idk

[manic talon]

damn this mime is speculative

[ebon maple]

Very speculative

I have mime as a very underrated on late stakes

[thick narwhal]

Do I take inv joker or not

[ebon maple]

What is the oops doing

[wintry ice]

space man

[thick narwhal]

Lucky cards and space joker

[ebon maple]

Ik but other than that

[wintry ice]

you can sell that or sock

[ebon maple]

Any retrigger will prolly be better than x2 chance ig

Imo

Idk

[thick narwhal]

I'll sell dice then

[ebon maple]

Wait for the experst veredict

[wintry ice]

money is the answer to photochad's biggest weaknesses

[manic talon]

i mean the DNA is pretty much also speculative

[ebon maple]

Money is always the answer

[ebon maple]

Mega super especulative

In fact

[thick narwhal]

I'll sell dice then

[ebon maple]

If only it wasnt eternal💔

[wintry ice]

i think the fact that this is painted makes it so dna isn't a consideration even if you had hologram

[oak tusk]

Can any pros here PLEASE TELL ME
HOW do you beat gold stake on black deck 😭

I've been trying nonstop and this is the farthest i got

[ebon maple]

Yeah, like with 5 slots maybe

With 4....

[wintry ice]

play other decks on gold stake first instead of brute forcing

[eager summit]

feels weird to get a normal straight with shortcut

[oak tusk]

Black deck is my second to last deck without a gold stake certificate on it

[wintry ice]

what's the other one

[oak tusk]

Magic

I never touched it actually

[wintry ice]

it should be way easier

you kinda just have to apply the fundamentals to black deck but with like a 33% smaller margin

[thick narwhal]

Sorry for having the audacity to click play

[ebon maple]

Flush five unlocked yay

[wintry ice]

getting consistent scoring is your first priority

[ebon maple]

Idk if i should go flush five or 5oak

[thick narwhal]

What is your scoring dude

[ebon maple]

Summit and the hands being stronh from base

[cloud sinew]

baron did something for once

[wintry ice]

how did you not find justice with that economy

[thick narwhal]

I forgot

[cloud sinew]

Skill issue

[wintry ice]

j

[manic talon]

reading the blind explains the blind

[thick narwhal]

Wait actually

[eager summit]

another

[glossy forge]

Doomed Yuri...

[fringe nebula]

more money

you beat black deck gold stake by having more money

imma be honest

[ebon maple]

Dann

[fringe nebula]

all of this happened because of a single mystic summit

[ebon maple]

Great start

Tysm game

[glossy forge]

Easy GG!

You have chips, mult and xmult covered with two jokers

[ebon maple]

Do i take it? I dontk think so

[ebon maple]

Yeah, the inmolate really did carry the game

[glossy forge]

Foil and planets would be enough chips I believe

[ebon maple]

Yeah and like +60 is almost only the foil so yeah, tysm for ghe help

<3

[glossy forge]

Since it's painted you are also able to draw high hands easier like full houses and three/four oaks or straights

Which are higher chips in nature

[ebon maple]

I dies by 20 chips on my flush five build one run ago

But painted is fun for hard hands

[oak tusk]

Tip's actually working

Tysm

[fringe nebula]

it's not even a tip lmao

you simply beat balatro with money

[oak tusk]

The one money shot that changes the course of the run by blessing me with an ancient with 1 extra reroll

[fringe nebula]

good to hear

[oak tusk]

Nvm i missed 1 wild card

[fringe nebula]

the life of a flush player

[oak tusk]

[wicked rover]

nebula deck is best for high card builds

[fringe nebula]

pair/3oak is balatro's current meta for a reason

[oak tusk]

Wait this game has metas?

[fringe nebula]

yes

you get supernova/bus/green joker and then start spamming pairslop

you can even get wilder and say telescope is a chip joker

[random ice]

Really really weird Joker combo this run

[fringe nebula]

vagabond enables alot of weird things i agree

[random ice]

Sold my Swash to enable a one shot with Cryptid and Steels

[ebon maple]

Damn

[wicked rover]

is this gonna be a two shot boss?

it was

i beat redstake

yay

[fringe nebula]

gg

[wicked rover]

i got you get what you get for not rerolling and beating red stake

[dusty void]

Yo FUCK BLACK DECK

With 18 CLUBS

• 4 WILD CARDS

I COULDN'T ROLL 5 FOR MY ANCIENT

It's not even black deck actually

Fucking purple stake

[weary depot]

Purple stake sucks

[dusty void]

I can't even lie gold stake is more fun

[weary depot]

Orange stake is a little worse

[dusty void]

Orange stake is so cheeks 😔

[weary depot]

Farthest i got in orange stake is fucking ante 6

[fervent plover]

seed for whoever wanna try

any idea how to thin down deck to 20 or less cards?

this was the best one i got yet, still it was only till 35

[wintry ice]

abandoned deck sounds like the easiest for that

[dusty void]

Yea

[fervent plover]

aight, ill try ht one

[dusty void]

You start with 40

So super easy

[fervent plover]

which is the best hand play for abandoned?

usually go for ace, or 10's and 4's

[wintry ice]

actually i should have used abandoned for kami's idol challenge

[dusty void]

Uhh

[fringe nebula]

vagabond

[dusty void]

Not sure I don't play abandoned much

[fringe nebula]

or any tarot generators

[dusty void]

I'd say straights

[fervent plover]

aight

[cloud sinew]

time to get glass cards and planets

[dusty void]

Or 4oak

[dusty void]

🚨 PLANT INCOMING 🚨

Dude yellow deck is so peak...

[cloud sinew]

Doesnt matter

[fringe nebula]

brainstorm just need to copy chad and play non-face glass card

[dusty void]

Why did I gold stake it so early 😔

[ebon maple]

Do i take it?

1/3 of a free win

[cloud sinew]

photochad doesnt die to plant if youre smart about it

[ebon maple]

2/3 insta lose

[dusty void]

No

[cloud sinew]

No

[fringe nebula]

especially with brainstorm copying chad

[dusty void]

Oh yea

[fringe nebula]

plant shouldn't be a problem i think

[ebon maple]

1/3 is even more free win

[dusty void]

In Balatro chances that's 100%

[ebon maple]

2/3 free lose

[ebon maple]

Prolly

[white hornet]

Showman the goat✌️

[dusty void]

I have a swimming carnival on Thursday

I'm just gonna grind black deck all day

[dusty void]

Holy pack

[white hornet]

I dont even know is even posibble to get two hanging in the same pack✌️

[pliant yoke]

Through showman, many things are possible

[plain briar]

what do i replace

pretty messy jokers

[cloud sinew]

bye brainstorm

[abstract oyster]

Worth it

[cloud sinew]

doesnt change anything but its funny

[abstract oyster]

Asbract is a cooler joker

[cursive crater]

probably juggler

[plain briar]

ight

[cloud sinew]

Bye photo

time to copy the glass i put in my deck for plant defense

gonna copy my glass clubs cause ive seen the club

[thick nova]

First pack of the run what are we taking

[molten thicket]

doomed yuri

take blueprint

[plain briar]

do i replace dna

[molten thicket]

yes

[tacit oasis]

Reeeeeee %¥%#%€£ mf gros michael expired after defeating ante 8 boss as I was gonna get the gold sticker on it

I’m livid mf michael fu

[swift totem]

Yes and then basically stop rolling in the shops until you get supernova or echo

Although you do need deck fixing

[kind creek]

chat how do I make use of oops all 6s here?

[torpid bridge]

Dont take it

Or try digging for 3

[kind creek]

I used oujia for all the 5s

5s are still hackable

I am thinking of selling everything, ankh the hack, buy dice to put between the hacks then make lucky 5s

[torpid bridge]

Sure

[frozen shale]

gonna ankh the photo and sell the other 2

[torpid bridge]

Plant is waiting

[kind creek]

someone pull that rabbit tapping on a pocket watch image up but it's the plant

[plain briar]

is there a point of taking invis

[midnight talon]

my flippin days

[kind creek]

aight chat what do I do next

[molten thicket]

holy sixth sense

[frozen shale]

3 min later

[kind creek]

hell yeah

[white flint]

fah i said to my friend ill buy ultrakill when its 30% off or more

[kind creek]

sort by rank, discard right half, repeat until a visible face card
alternatively select 1 card at a time, guess their suits and rank in that suit by switching sorting methods, guess with that

[white flint]

its -35% 😭

[kind creek]

Ultrakill is pretty good though?

[white flint]

yeah but i didnt expect that to happen

the same day

[kind creek]

oh

same day is crazy

[kind creek]

Do I DNA here though?

[white flint]

actually i said that around 4 hours ago

😭

[molten thicket]

well you can't

and you definitely shouldn't

[kind creek]

alrighty then, vagabond+debt combo it is

Credit card allows me to take a money shot and still get vagabond value

For the first time in my life

I am happy to see the tooth

[frozen shale]

simpsons meme "dont make me tap the sign"

[cloud sinew]

:3

[midnight talon]

i still dont know how this joker works, can someone explain?

[cloud sinew]

holy peak

[cloud sinew]

You need to have all 4 suits in the poker hand

[wintry ice]

foil grimbo is this free

[midnight talon]

i need splash and to upgrade high card

[wintry ice]

we be completing the square with this onr

[cloud sinew]

i shouldve taken directors cut

I just blind-sided the voucher because my jokers are so peak

[cloud sinew]

Do i take cert

I already have chips and mult sorted

[knotty zodiac]

cleared gold stake black deck on the second try 🥲

[cloud sinew]

I think i need the slots for xmult / utility

[wintry ice]

i like to keep it until i have 2 blue seals

oh it's eternal

[cloud sinew]

Yeah

[wintry ice]

usually 2 xmult jokers is enough but vessel is a thing

[cloud sinew]

yeah

[wintry ice]

surely you'll get hologram

[cloud sinew]

ill avoid it for now

[cloud sinew]

CAVENDIIISH

I swapped delgrat for michel because i need as much xmult in the pool as possible

[wintry ice]

gg

[cloud sinew]

i also added glass for gloker

[wintry ice]

how long has it been since i've taken ttm

[cloud sinew]

I love TTM

[ancient gyro]

all moon cards are welcome

[cloud sinew]

omg duo, xmult gaming

im keeping mime cause i have a blue seal and gold

[wintry ice]

yea i'd do the same

[cloud sinew]

Wall down!

Eye down!

No needle ante 7 either

and i have antimatter now

[wintry ice]

and i thought mime crystal ball was insane enough

[glad aspen]

Ancient joker, chad, sock, blueprint, brainstorm 🤤🤤

[raw whale]

so in theory how far could you go with stone/dna/bp and ectoplasms

kinda wondering about unconventional hand-agnostic builds

[cloud sinew]

yellow streak of 2

Rebate is my most used joker on mobile now, didnt realise

Photo not in the top 10 either lol

Actually peak

[knotty zodiac]

do you find that your playstyle differs between pc/mobile

[cloud sinew]

Not really

my stats are different mainly because i started playing mobile at like 300 hours total progress

[knotty zodiac]

so strategy shifted

[cloud sinew]

yeah

i find it easier to lock in on mobile

I think because i only have one thing open on mobile

but i also make more mistakes, as in misclicks and such, because im using a touch screen

so i savescum more as a result

I try not to savescum unless ive made an unintentional mistake

[quartz salmon]

I’m in ante three and I have an eternal blueprint, is it too late to switch to a madness build?

[knotty zodiac]

had many a close calls while moving a joker right

[cloud sinew]

More context would help me give you a better answer

[cloud sinew]

It used to be a lot worse as the sell area used to be huge

but i still make mistakes sometimes

[quartz salmon]

I have an unfixed deck and I have bus, green joker, raised fist, and golden joker which are all non eternal, does that help?

[potent mirage]

Can i clear with only 2 jokers?

[ancient gyro]

if you have a surplus of planets and not encounter vv yeah

[cloud sinew]

I wouldnt take madness then

[cloud sinew]

Do i keep TDL (Straight) or take Rough Gem, boss is Club

I think i keep TDL

[quartz salmon]

Ok thanks

[ancient gyro]

keep

[potent mirage]

Holy!!!!

[patent sail]

yoo gay bones

[cloud sinew]

Thought so

but wanted a 2nd opinion

[cloud sinew]

Peak actually

+3 mult for abstract and poly

[patent sail]

i mean ywah but

also just funny ass gay skeleton

[upper spade]

I'm praying.
(Straight at level 15)

[ancient gyro]

going down 5 bucks for switching to another econ joker isn't normally the maneuver I do when im broke

[cloud sinew]

Peak

[ancient gyro]

o

[cedar stone]

Anyone interested in multiplayer 1v1 rn ?

[cloud sinew]

I think i take black hole here

card is +12

[cedar stone]

Anyone?

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[upper spade]

I'm praying.

[cloud sinew]

#⚙・modding-general

[cedar stone]

Alr alr

[patent sail]

i thought to myself "this ecto is gonna hit the banana"

and it fucking hits the banana

[cloud sinew]

Hmmm

[knotty zodiac]

prayge

[cedar stone]

If u guys are intruiges in anyway pls do so

[cloud sinew]

i think i just take constellation

[ancient gyro]

woah

yeah

[cloud sinew]

michel is not worth for $8 i think

[upper spade]

Please.

[potent mirage]

Keep this and skip boss?

[ancient gyro]

not below interest cap and existing flat mult

[upper spade]

Are we deadass?

[cedar stone]

Lol

[upper spade]

That's twice now.