#🕹・game-discussion
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my highest score
How new are you to this game?
rip. ante 24 was grabber
Nice
time to 5.4k reroll for a nat negative bean 🙏
5 hours playtime on steam lol
I just bought it tn
ok i didnt get anything from reroll
imma sell dna after i use it and hope this judgement gives me something 💀
ok.... it gave me a photo and i already ahve a negative chad 💀 not gonna make enough of a difference tho
yea man, why wouldnt the game give me this
next blind for square value
disgusting pairslop win on checkered, hate this square ass cant even reach 200 chips what a bum
Pairslop
still one of my balatro favorite screenshots oat
Everyone's eating pairslop
balatro fandom wiki my favorite source of misinfo
same ante. same e. almost same amount of rounds
close to same amount of discards i guess. and purchased cards. not rerolls tho
Have fun
There's a lot you have to learn
this you?
this is straight up incorrect because wild cards also counts as hearts and diamonds and activates blackboard
The current description is correct, because a hand with no cards does have all cards as spades and clubs in them
i meant to tag the other line but whatever
yeah thas why its so funny to me
like who put this on the wiki thinking with FULL certainty that they were correct
cause high card sucks
pairs have better chip scaling
one look at the reddit and youll find 80% of the commenters there are as equally confidently incorrect
15 chips compared to the 10 for pluto
pair works better because of jokers like duo, seeing double, and ride the bus
Figures
pairs have something like 92% consistency, which is basically guaranteed w discards, they have much better planet scaling, which is very important when blue seals are so op rn, and they have more synergies and work better with certain activators (the duo, seeing double, bus, vampire, etc.)
pluto can work
and its not that much harder to do anyway
but it's just not as consistent
I run 4oak cuz polyamory
i love 4oak
flush five
Even better
like even in pair runs, i still pick up mars if i can in case pivot to 4oak later
valid
and just a few mars levels already works great
is 3oak still a hype hand or have people kinda realized pairs are just better
Middle child
which means i can usually drop my +mult joker atp. and just use like glass/steel and have all slots open for stickers fr
i remember there was a period of time like a year ago where there were a bunch of people glazing 3oak
more deck fixing is required for 3oak consistently
Not at easy as pair but not as strong as 4oak
pairs are just so easy
or more discards
3oak, full house, and straight flush are ones i've never done a build for
Merry Andy my beloved
i use 3oak sometimes tho its not that bad
3oak is pretty good
If you wanna
is going for naneinf like. fun?
It can be
ive considered trying it b4 but it seems really boring
Id say so
Lots of frustration and setback
The first one is the toughest
Gets naneinf times easier from that
It’s just long
And kinda boring tbh
I'm playing the mayhem mod and why am I not able to fuse man with wheel of eternity?
What does plasma sleeve on plasma deck do?
Get ready to spend most of your run in shop and waiting for the scoring to finish
I only heard "Balanced shop prices"
oh thx
No idea what it menas
ok yea seed analyzering. run i just had only had 1 voucher skip on round 1 lmao
Past ante 12 shit is so boring
so genuine no path to naneinf that seed i guess
Ante 15 to 18 is a bit exciting
fact
i think my favorite reddit phenomenon is people getting like negative baron in shop on like black stake green deck and going like "guys do you think this run can naneinf"
Ante 40 is fun
I prefer ante 67
the run i had yesterday had a voucher skip on ante 5 so i guess if played better yesteryda's seed maybe had naneinf potential
Balatro player whenever a Baron/Mime appears in Shop: "Is this naneinf run?"
That's exactly what I'm doing
Would it let me ankh?
No
Sad
Imagine verdant leaf
My egg serves no purpose lol
Verdant leaf licking its lips rn
Lowk why i dont like naneinf attempts tho. Its basically just luck based but u only know u failrd the luck once u get to ante 24 😭 which is so much time
Transmascs when asked to bear kids
Dies to leaf turbo
Temperance eating that egg
True
arent there like consistent ways to naneinf?
No
No
do seeded runs
Its basically "can this seed get antimatter and serpent"
And u dont know until u reach ante 24 lol
Or "does this seed have perkeo"
wait why does serpent rng matter
I had a failed run with ante 28 antimatter
That works too 😭 🙏
For the handsize
i thought it was retcon that really mattered there
Why do you like flowerpot
Well yes but actually no
If u can get serpent without retcon then u dont need it fr
But like its basically needed
its so so close to being a good joker
Where else do you plant your flowers?
Cause it helped me win a gold stake run,once
in a different meta it could actually be really good
it just has a few issues that keep it low
but its still genuinely good for certain builds
Wild build
Weird that flowerpot doesn't give x4 mult
i have so much hope for flowerpot in 1.1 blue stake changes and wildcard buffs could save it so hard
straights are already a pretty good hand, if they become meta, so does flowerpot
i believe
What do y'all think new blue stake will be
i have a feeling that its gonna be smthn nobodys expecting
-2 hands
Please no
thunks gonna pull something outta nowhere
you start 300 dollars in debt
New Blue Stake: +1 Discard, -1 Hand /j
serfdom simulator
New Blue Stake: all cards with blue color in their art are debuffed (jokers, planets, tarots included)
U start with a bloodstone
Hi Red Deck
Hmmmmm
blue stake will be "Joker, Tarot, Planet, and Spectral cards may appear multiple times"
actually makes the game so much harder
-1 Booster Pack in shop
New Blue Stake: Kings held in hand give 0.67x mult
close enough. welcome back old orange stake
Or Voucher only appear every 2 antes
OK hear me out: -1 hand size
No way
what could possibly go wrong
That was old gold stake 
New Blue Stake: +$1 booster pack price for every ante
wait booster packs in shop give you more money now
fuck yeah sign me up
No it costs more per ante you play
Small Blind becomes Big Blind
Flowerpot lover can't be expected to be literate 🥀
Okay Ascendant Stake
Blue Stake update: No Small Blinds
blue stake gives you a skip quota you cant win the run unless you skip at least 3 blinds
Okay Platinum Stake
Plant is coming
you gotta have found something better than abstract
i dont really understand this mod tbh
its ante 5
like this
like is vibemathing really that hard?
chat i unfortunately got a baron run
i would die if i didnt take him im so sorry
a pretty cutie and photograph
Who got that one screenshot
i do
Could you send it
ante 7 and no plant
in my case i just had way too many kings on ante 5 and he spawned in on their smell
he could smell my steel kings
Add Magnet Joker so Steel Card ALWAYS drawn first
I had a quad copy run fail cuz I couldn't find a mime
Flushed
😳
Almost SFlush
Yes
Slush
Almost a flush house
is it worth replacing foil fist with +43 fortune teller idk
teller gives x2 more mult but fist is foil
depends on if you have any chips
castle on +100
3 more decks to get everything on black stake
including erratic (bum to me) black and painted
i hate erratic
meh i lowk win regardless i wont take the teller
im on orange anyway, on gold id think
Orange and gold are the same except the rental right
gold adds rentals
i like money
dumb fucking run
Here comes the money
It’s not that dumb
i lowk just played whatever non-face garbage i drew and it won
not even looking at what it is
If it won its not dumb
but i mean the setup looks scuffed
I had one run where I was exclusively using the bull to score
One scoring joker, one copy, 3 econ jokers
I also had one on Gold stake that was exclusively chips
plasma deck my beloved i assume
if not thats impressive
Yes
Sock, Runner, Scary Face, Hiker, and something else
Lemme see if I can find it
Also I can't be the only person who resets a bajillion times at the start of the run in order to secure a 1 hand small blind clear
Damn
Scholar
Like blue stake just makes the ante 1 small blind take an extra hand half the time and it's annoying starting off with 1 less dollar
i used to be
now i don't care
im so smart i crashed my +58 bus
I do pairs/five of kinds so ride the bus seems so mid to me
how is rtb mid when you do pairs
Idk
i think the house boss deserves to be incinerated
nah
What does it do again
i think ante 3 tooth is the worst thing
doesnt let you see shit
First hand face down
Just play 1 hand and discard everything
Ride the bus is good but it's like, the most unfun thing ever so I don't ever use it
Ante 9 Plant without rerolls
Like they said, the house always wins
bitchass crashed my bus
I know somebody who reached ante 17 and died to the plant
Heartbreaking
I'm pretty sure they were doing flush fives it five of a kind
The plant, the needle, and violet vessel are probably the 3 biggest run ending bosses
plant kills face builds?
Yeah but joker cards that affect face cards are insanely good most of the time
you always want some kind of backup plan instead of fully commiting when you do face build
we early plant is like nothinh
Plant does nothing to me not because I don't build into faces, but because I'm a paircel who runs pairslop every run instead of being a flushchad
FUCK I forgot gifs arent allowed anymore
I almost never get photochad runs and when I do I immedietly lose
The needle is worse than the plant
Tbh that's a horrid boss for every hand
And I usually clear it with pairs anyways because of the bajillion mercury levels
Needle and Eye are the 2 difficult one
plant killed 0 of my runs
needle killed like a bajillion
needle is the true evil
Obelisk players don't exist and I will stand by that
i always feel glad whenever i face the needle or the wall at ante 3
wall just jumpscares me at the worst possible moment
The wall isn't that bad
At mid game it's horrible
i always die to it 💔
Obelisk is good,just get good 
Beginning and late is fine
Obelisk Is good, just don't have fun
obelisk saved 2 of my runs yesterday please reconsider
exactly why i said always feel good whenever i see the wall at ante 2-3
please read
There are some bosses that do nothing, and then there's the 1 single boss that counters my build and my build alone and it is guaranteed to appear
Also stuff like needle and wall which screw everyone over equally
riff raff spawned rtm ❤️🩹 w riff raff
Ok for real like Obelisk mostly relies on Green Joker or Ride The Bus for flat mult
obelisk relies on stone cards for chips
truth nuke
or 3oak levels
I need to use stone cards more
negative perishable hallucination ❤️🩹
I'm mostly beginning the game so I wanna if it's possible to do pairs with stone cards
Obelisk and ride the boss are both insanely good jokers that feel horrid to play with
it absolutely is
ride the bus feels horrid?? hell na im happy to see it any day
obelisk depends
I swear the goofiest runs always involve Perkeo
This Bull saved my hide
I already bought Heiro and Petroglyphs
Astronaut joker is so good but your luck with it is either really good or really horrible in most runs
I'm gonna buy Antimatter now 
I like putting all my enhancements and shit on face cards, what if I get the mythical photochad that appears on every other run
I understand obelisk but rtb?? Only reason I don't use it is because I'm a dumbass at the game
Bro honest to god I should be building more into my other cards but I damn near always try putting everything on faces because of how good the jokers are for face cards and how little I get punished for it if plant shows up since I run pairs
what do i replace
?????????
obelisk is fun
there are other jokers that can help with that, burglar and DNA indirectly help
I hate ts
Ripping three Temperances felt so satisfying
even 6th sense does
The Ox took me down to $0
I usually just use six sense once or twice then sell it
Because spectral cards are amazing
Actually no
I only do that when I'm bored and in the middle of a horrid run
I'm in class and can't wait to go back and naneinf push
Uniros a mi sala porfa. Gracias
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
who dies, i want that card sharp
teggnically worse as a rental because of interest
Finally unlocked erratic deck
I would kill the egg
This close to winning
its ante 7, egg for sharp atp
i mean im thinking of egg too but sticker and temp
What's this mod that allows you to see the blinds from the shop?
okay bye egg
unblind
Stuntman?
Thankies gay
score will explode and die
do you need the chips
egg died
where can i talk about my naneinf bc that was experience
right here? idk
SOUL???
its perkeo or yorick, only those arent gold stickered
does anyone die for soul or lowk pass
pass
Tell me more
I'm trying to push naneinf
Well got my first naneinf last night.
Quite the experience i have to say
last boss is crimson fart but i got money and retcon
get fucked crimson fart
i prolly want to reroll into like acorn, right?
Tell me more
📝
Oh that was fully luck based tbh, what turned out to be a naneinf started as a good four of a kind, econ build.
Never got vouchers i need, had luck to get an net neg blueprint by showman, to be able to still have dna with burgler and serpant rolling ain ante 25 or 26
Saw mime at the beggining like 5 times and i thought it was bait but it worked out somehow
I got a natural negative+foil perkeo. How is it possible to be both negative and foil?
Like, the start didnt look like a baron build at all. No red seals, just a mix of blueprint, goldenticket and gold cards with photochad that somehow worked itself into a baron build.
??
its not, is it really both?
Yeah
unless you got mods thats not supposed to happem
you need to send a picture
Rn I am on mobile
I can already see the plant
Foiled again
copies i mean
I'm so fucking scared
I am dumb
read the negative description
I can smell it yeah
So up until a certain point should I golden ticket and idol for the econ?
Bait?
And if so, when should I pivot to baron/mine?
if the seed allows it then yes
sans 
Sans 
6th deck down and more stickers into the pile
Congrats
Is that a curved monitor
synergy pog
yay
it is indeed that
I did this when I was like 30 dollars in debt
Yes, if you can make it work, i mean on plasma you can make a goldenticket with 2 copies and photochad work that was my route.
Till i got red seal and the pivot to baron
This just proves that anytime you're in crippling debt, just get angry, spawn a king, and your debt will be vanquished
Can't start with the baron mime already?
Even with the gold red seals?
ill go for green deck as 7th to see why those newbies love it so much
I'll go back to C+ when I'm done with naneinf push
No interest punishment
Allows you to spend as much as you want, at least for gold stake
green deck is like one of those decks i forget about
im like "oh yeah that one exists"

Me with Zodiac Deck
No, in my experience not, it just doesnt work out because yiu need the copies on mime for the money on the end of the round and for baron to actually score good.
Goldenticket with a pair or four of a kind is a better way for me, baron pivot is, for me atleast, after ante 8 with good money and a component of baron or mime already.
And Nebula
So how much money during the pivot and when?
actuslly so true
they arent bad by any means but i lowk dont remember about them most of the time
you can but you need the tech first
if you cant find it then idol pivot to baron mime is also fine
Golden Sock Idol
kms
"start with baron mime"
🥀
thats because they suck
Start with baron mime I mean after the deck is set up
Not doing the idol pivot
credit card in buffoon pack
So i made the pivot with 300 dollars when baron showed up and i already replaced goldenticket with mime because hsd red seal gold and used those for money.
In the end i got up to like 6000 dollars for serpant and burgler rolling
they died to ante 2 with polychrome
thats like
so funny
a fate worse than death
How much do I roll per shop for looking for the required jokers?
brainstorm is RIGHT THERE
also on white stake 🥀

please tell me there's anything i can do to save this run 😭
i restarted the game multiple times and still nothing
You just do light rolling with that kind of money, because of showman for more copy effects
edit the savefile is the only way
grrrr
So like, till $30?
Cuz I was having money problems a lot
I rolled up to 15 mostly, maybe that was too much idk but i got the overstock vouchers like very soon so that helped a lot too
how would i edit it? is there an editor or is it just like a text file like json or something?
grrrr
microsoft visual studio can edit anything i believe, but i dont know anything past that
Can it edit my stats and make me better looking?
we all saw that
🥀
it certainly can
but like why would you
pro gamer move time
it can make your stats better but it cant make you better
The econ start is the hardest, but with all components done, you just farm money till you have like 4k to 5k to serpant roll and in ante 25 replace dna with burgler
25? not 24?
o dam it's obelisk
I don't wanna look like this
i have played 24 pairs
24 is no serpent
24 is a ante 8 boss blind
finisher blind
Yep
i thought it was on 24 to farm the crimson fart
yknow the hand size bean
bean bug!!
So 25 and you have to skip small and big, because you cant make them unless you have troub and both handsize vouchers
Tried bean bug but couldnt find the bean and i probably was to scared and just wanted it done at 3 am
I call it a lovely help for a good baron build
Amber Acorn at times
ive had it kill a run sometimes because i wanted to draw cards
Violent Vessel after Ante 8
thats also something
ante 8 violet vessel is scary, but then its pathetic
i think i died at serpent only once and even that completely unrelated to his ability
99% of the time he is either harmless or helps you
i died at serpent a couple times at the start cause i had no idea what it meant, it was confusing 🤷♂️
by start i mean the early days of playing
amber acorn is a puzzle boss in a group of actually threatening bosses 🥀
Didn't notice I was playing White Stake all the time instead of Gold Stake until the end. ;-;
"Riddle me this Jimbo" aah boss
But sad that naneinf wont display in your stats is just says you never scored anything 🤷♂️
how did you not realise the score though
Now my besthand is a 900 chips hand i made in the next run before falling asleep
The only advantage of Brainstorm over Blueprint is Amber Acorn
do filtered seeds high scores count towards your stats? (with brainstorm mod or other ways)
You have to turn it on
Else no
I forgot about the score increase so... :v
okay, so i was able to fix it! i uploaded my save.jkr file to https://balatro.shorty.systems/ and change the value of STATE to 7.
pretty sure it got rid of one of my spectral tag but eh idrc
Fair snough
shoulve used the opportunity to get a high score of just 5 because thats funnier
does stuff like blueprint mod and score display also turn off achievements
good luck for your gold stake win though 💔
would be really stupid if it did
huge thanks for putting me in the right direction :)
new run, skip both blinds into suit debuff boss and just waste all hands on hc with debuffed cards
Calculated
hell yeah!
bow
Localthunk thought it would be funny if I got exactly the required score 
Yeah thats true but seeing 0 with highest money of 6k and 6 k played high hands is funny too
triple legendary
my stats are like completely broken
obelisk my beloved
best winstreak of all time is 0 🥀
highest ante 5 🔥🔥🔥
nah, some other day
How-
i swear im normal
Thats crazy
three of a kind is a good hand okay
you are not what the fuck
Imma see my stats once brb
i am NOT hearing anyone out on 3oak
I love to just stare at and realize that i did it
does nothing 🗣️ 🔥
i've done it with card sharp specifically
and with burnt on erratic
insanity
this
why would someone ever play 3oak long term
its easy to win blinds
pair is right there
without scaling +mult 3oak scales faster
Pair is stuck to your leg and wants attention while you pick up 3oak...
with scaling +mult pairs scale faster bc you can be greedier with pairs
why do 4oak when you can do pairs and discard 5 at a time for rebate
how are yalls blueprints and brainstorms so high i genuinely find them once in 5 gazillion runs
endless
they double count if you have two
i lose the runs that i dont get them 🔥
wild
that explains it
i dont play endless
also skipping the first two blinds for those 25 bucks when boss blind is defeated and rare tag
:3
investment tag based, rare tag ehhh
https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/s/gPEkGzu5dJ @serene forge you will ABSOLUTELY love this tier list lmaoo
They are at second place and third place for me, they show up so much
all rares i ever see are fucking BARONS
it's already dubious to skip, it's especially dubious to go into the boss without checking the first shop
chuddy ass tierlist
ey 600 aint hard to beat with no jokers vro
on the manacle it can be
we need a slur for white stakers with opinions like this ong
depends on the boss
i know
also depends on the deck
black 🎀
on like red or blue deck i'd be more comfortable going feet first into the boss
or painted, or checkered, or plasma
i forgo that thing existed
how do you forget this nightmare
oh god i need to get gold stake on that ughhhh
Plasma you can do the first 4 rounds just with straights and oneshot the blinds, idk about gold but im more of a highscore player so idc
i like money
i do not enjoy torture
nor do i but i cant forget about black deck ever
How many soul cards did you use?
22
I feel like with the playtime i have, 66 is so low?
green deck is so boring
I remember skipping some in a trib run but i dont have that many, but it feels like so many more
Yeah i forget that it is in the game
i skipped one today
(high card)
on a gold stake run cuz nowhere to fit it
ikrrrr and then theres newbies glazing the hell out of it
Yeah no i get that but sometimes i dont see any for like weeks and it randomly pops up at its a yorick or idk
Yesterday i got a perkeo after 2 weeks
Which way western man? (its bloodstone)
i literally dont know how some ppl like it
immediately rewarded EZ
Idk why anybody would like it
i got three legendaries on it like an hour ago
i got 134 hours on balala 👀👀👀👀
idk easier money earning mechanic for newbies i guess? interest may be hard to grasp fpr them
green deck of all 🥀
i just keep seeing new people whos first win is green deck
Yeah i guess, but money managment isnt that hard and interest isnt either well yeah i still make a mistake if i have a joker i dont need and i could sell it for a dollar more of interest but idk 🤷♂️
it even looks weird
like thats not a color a deck can be
Yeah
and +30 is like nothing
Wtf is that pfp
hack 👅
I LOVE BLOODSTONE GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
i just stared cro
id assume so
cavendih 👅
Nuuuu
I think they like bloodstone...
hornet killing you
i dont car
Not yet but I'm doing five rn and have 0 levels on my Pluto ;-;
well are you playing like any faces
car
car
wdym you have no pluto levels
fym canned food
with flush 5 you dont need the scary face chips either way
coughing baby ass vessel
But this seed ALSO gives you Baron Chicot and Blueprint on Ante 2
As well access to make your kings glasses
coughing hydrogen vs bomb baby ahh
vessel found dead in a dark alleyway behind the casino building
3 chicot is funnier than baron could ever be
tiny vessel is funny indeed
when invis hits that michel 
mmmmm banan..
sir huesos ❤️🩹
scary stuff
i'm really struggling with this one but now that the driver's license is active i'm finally free
bean is good
Sly Joker no sticker?
What should i do now 😅
Drivers license top tier as always
oh is this a new save
was expecting canio/yorick/perkeo/chicklets
i got trib on bus build instead
Uff
free 10 bucks
yeah on gold stake since there's relatively few chip jokers buffoon packs have a lot of bad hits, even more than usual, so you dont usually buy much for the first 4-5 rounds or so
and bc you can survive the first 4 rounds comfortably, 3k on round 5 is a bit sketchy but usually fine
usually by round 5 you have something giving you points somehow
Are you kidding me 🫠😅
sure whatever
nice. you working on c++^2?
here win
its giving me a combined 48 chips currently
with one year gap between each c++
hows this one feel compared to the last
Now they just need hologram
I'm MILES better than how i was a year ago
Murrica won gold yesterday
nice to see that theres a high skill ceiling
welp that was a goodie
which made me earn gold stake in red deck
time for the blue
got any of them mimes?
what order should i have jokers? im playing polychrome lucky redseal kings

blueprint, hanging chad, photo, photo, holo brainstorm, brainstorm, seltzer and whatever that last one is
you want to copy hanging chad
since photo only triggers on the first face card
yep
it was chicot, wasn't it
ffs
LMFAO
Invis copying invis incoming
Triple chicot potential
that's tragic
dupe chicot and demolish the wall and vv
yeah it doesnt disable bosses in the code, it just reverses the effects
i died but this has good potential i guess lmao
got bp from a wraith
VF7QQJTU - seed
What should I do?
2
3
2
Gold Stake Blue Deck
i gotta get rid of something, theres no choice to do so, what do i erase
why do you need to get rid of smthn
stencil
also because stencil
i mean chad unless youve got a lot of enhanced cards that benefit from those retriggers
So what exactly does Perkeo do? I know it exists and its a legendary, but I never understood what it does
banan
duplicates a held consumable
Ah
too late, chad was found dead in the bronxs
Again, not that far into the game, so forgive me if I ask stupid questions
all good man thats why we exist
can i naneinf w this? (custom joker for the hell of it)
nope
guess how good i am based on my tierlist
uhhh good at the game
noooo
infinity stones
interest being in C tier is a crime
I agree with most of this but obelisk is B tier and bootstraps is B tier also ancient joker is S tier
Cloud 9 not in Z tier? Smdh
the one on the right of the jj joker should be A
horrible take
thats a mistake, it should be in b
One of the best scaling mults in the game f tier. 
i kinda forgot what bootdtraps is, obelisk is NOT b tier in my opinion, and ancient is high a / low s
vampire is only good with midas mask
Or any tarot gen
Very bad
yes
😭😭😭 what gives it away
Showman
correct
ah i see
Obelisk
i have one gold stake win
yeah i just dont like obelisk 😭😭
ok next run. up to ante 13 now
got antimatter
already
and ecto
also DNA, Idol, Splash, Baron, Bloodstone, Hiker
i also dont like obelisk even if its kinda sauced
but no retcon yet
splash was a joke, dna is s in my opinion, so is baron and bloodstone, hiker was meant to be in b my mistake
baron is one of the worst jokers in the game for a8
bloodstone 💀
ngl I dont hate splash being high, def not S but maybe a high B low A
as long as you don't say something you have no clue about is bad, it's usually good here
it doesnt do much at all
really good for chips if youve got a setup that can use it
No it isnt
Appreciate the advice
its like +39 at max without other jokers to help you out, and with other jokers its not gonna be that impactful because of how easy it is to run them
is this a ragebait
no im just bad 😭
atleast you put vagabond in A
I just realized jimbo is in S lol
Blue seals are the worst seal in the game
which are misplaced
absolutely, I think they need a buff
insert several people are typing
Yeah they should give you a black hole instead of a planet
burnt joker is bad because you have -1 discard
why do you have hand specific jokers in their own tier? also the sin jokers arent hand specific
they reward flushes, but theyre not specific to flushes
i couldnt be bothered to rank hand specific or common suited jokers 😭😭😭 im just lazy
i would probably put most of them in b or c anyway
nah honestly it needs to be telescope + observatory if you dont already have it, and then five negative copies of the planet card
per seal
jimbo is in S i agree
it costs only $2, and gets you out of ante 1 with very few money spent
Yeah honestly i agree with that take, I unironically held it the entire run i golded it on
wasnt saying it doesnt deserve to be there, more so that its crazy against some of the other takes lol
hullo
Ok unironically though, real take here, space joker should be a guaranteed planet upgrade every 6 hands instead of being a random 1 in 4
The random 1 in 4 is just objectively unfun unless you have a 6s because sometimes it carries for free and other times it does nothing the entire run.
Reason I say 1 upgrade every 6 hands instead of 1 upgrade every 4 is because making it guaranteed would buff it pretty hard seeing as you get a guaranteed planet for whatever hand you want.
I think it could also be the old bloodstone odds, 1/3
"objectively unfun"
that's a new one
space joker is fun
every joker doesn't need to be strong
let space joker being space joker imo
Ok I just don't like it doing nothing for 6 antes and then buffing some random hand I wasn't using
luck issue not to be rude
that's what makes space joker funny, no?
you put fun in an objective statement, what do you want me to say
it does favor the hand types that require multiple plays per blind more than big hands, thats just how statistics works though
And also I really like jokers offering a bunch of macro decisions
This basically just allows you to sacrifice all your hands to then get a free planet upgrade for whatever hand you want every 1-2 blinds. Makes it a tad bit more powerful for large hands seeing as they're not gonna be played as much
The rework I suggested is one planet upgrade every 6 hands played.
fits the theme of other hand scaling/spamming jokers which we have a high abundance of
so worse ev
going back to why grimbo and RTB are good jokers lol
for a perfectly fine joker
BIG joker card that two slot
yeah its back to the essentials 🥀
meme jokers should stay as meme jokers
as much as i hate misprint and space joker, i don't think they should be changed in any way
HOLY MOLY HE EXISTS
also every 6 hands is objectively lower ev
my favorite uncommon
lowkey drop nana and hex if you can do so without dying
I need to win this run
Yoooo an eternal banner
cool
That banners absolutely gonna carry you should pick it up
fs man
sure
It's 4th round
ante 3 🥀
looks at money
please don't get the tooth at ante 4 and then the wall at ante 5 as finisher
yk how
this would make it straight up one of the best chips jokers in the game
twas just a suggestion, i also suffer from a luck issue lol
1 in 4 makes sense for equivalent ev to celestial packs
ignoring the initial purchase obviously
yeah
16 chips after 4 hands vs 15 chips
and 1 mult 😀
ya that too
🐘
the tooth
i wouldnt bother
like okay
dies regardless
does your current score x3 defeat the violet vessel
because if so then maybe id do it
maybe you can get out of it from lucky card hits
What do I do here?? I’m scared fr
ya if u have gold or lucky cards u might be alright
hold "r"
and then never use a bloodstone or baron again
because those jokers suck smile
Bro said baron suck
i get baron slander but bloodstone slander???? insane
yeah
first of all: not a bro, and second of all, yes it does
play gold stake
What happened here (luxury tac challenge)
unless your goal is to get the naneinf glitch its really bad
Nah I be too much of a pussy for that
games been out for two years we get the memo
use baron on gold stake, in fact
only real men play stakes
Guys hkep what should I do
Fml
balatro players are like 20% men
It hits baron
I will not see a glass joker In the next 200 hrs of gameplay
The invis
wow who would've seen that coming
I didn't had other choice
Fuck rental jokers
you could have played out the rounds
Should I still invis even it hits Baron? Can this be changed m
fellas, can smb give me a quick guide on how to queue ranked?
And be on -20$
sure
im gonna give it a go
luck based scoring
highs dont matter the lows can lose you the game
try playing yellow/magic deck?
i swear being able to use triple hermit/triple devil is so powerful
even if only once
Zodiac deck luck is miles better than nebula
HOOOH I CAN SEE IMAGES NOW
W zodiac
oh the deck wasn't the issue
YESSSIRRRRRR
I dont know if maybe you rotate some jokers it might change, like selling rebate and buy another one
lol nice shop
oh no! gambling in my gambling game!
pls
that doesnt mean bloodstone is good
also balatro is only poker based
aside from how you score the gameplay is different
if the lows cause you to lose, you got a bad setup
if the lows dont cause me to lose, i dont need the joker
bloodstuh oxford definition
yeah cause this was totally nebula
Abysmal in comparison to any other deck
can you tell ik what I'm saying
I dont understand
I think I maybe bit unrensponsivle with money
yeah
U flexin or what
madness and hiker are done
picked at 2nd shop ante 8 Jj so goated
this was the seed you were "having trouble with"
just saying
Ok, but where the glass joker?
where was your win screen
you're not going to sticker very productively with that mindset
This was nice, 143 rerolls, win but no glass joker,
hello
Stickers only come from win screens, right?
It's the last sticker, I will go mad about him
Yo
yeah
adam
evie
are u aware that glass joker only shows up if u have glass cards in ur deck
this is my 2 day playing balatro
Yes I do
okay
How you liking it?
Why is everyone saying that
just focus on winning first i guess
i realy like it
Thats good
i quite like glass joker
me too
then roll down
super dubper like
apparently docspectre doesnt which is like
what
his only l i think
yeah whenever he does use it he always complains abt it by the end
which I thought he turned a new leaf but he occasionally sneaks a questionable reply every now and then
tbf he doesnt despise grimbo as much as he just sees it as the worst of the 3 mult hand scalerd
