🕹・game-discussion

[marsh swan]

Curious

[somber barn]

Dang, double the fun but less mult

[lofty sapphire]

its like using smeared joker + some of the common jokers

[south oasis]

chicot fr

[sullen aspen]

goatlisk*

[vestal copper]

can you get money off the matador on flint

[patent sail]

i was 5 dollers short and held R ❤️‍🩹

[stone shell]

hex the pants

[patent sail]

they must be gay as well

[marsh swan]

Its perkeo😭

[south oasis]

lol

[sullen aspen]

thats even worse

[marsh swan]

I mean i can clone uranus

[sullen aspen]

☹️

[south oasis]

yeah perkeo kinda ass for gold stake

[patent sail]

best planet for 2 gay men with 1 pair of pants build

[somber barn]

Balala time

[short snow]

dude i can't take the ecto bc all my jokers are enhanced 😭

[lofty sapphire]

thats alot of anuses

[south oasis]

lol

[sullen aspen]

thats genuinely hilarious

[south oasis]

such an ass joke

[lofty sapphire]

i get rewarded for my amazing comedy

[patent sail]

butt that was kinda hilarious

[sullen aspen]

haha BUTT🤣🤣🤣

[glad aspen]

Is this good for nine hours?

[sullen aspen]

girl so

u unlocked 11 plants

planets*

but didn't unlock all blinds

🤔

[south oasis]

idk what happened to my keyboard there

[patent sail]

god no 1 is enough

[lofty sapphire]

i did this too

[short snow]

what sell

[lofty sapphire]

it took me forever to see cerulian

[patent sail]

same was for me btw

ox took a while to find

[short snow]

if only i had the ecto now...

[south oasis]

an oops probably? hard to say

[marsh swan]

What if there was a joker that consumes editions from triggered jokers and cards (except negative) kind of like vampire

[stone shell]

gotta be yorick unironically 😔

[sullen aspen]

I think yorick goes

[short snow]

probably, but having 2 oopses helps grow the cat

[patent sail]

its called madness

just ignore the fact that it consumes the joker as well

[short snow]

i think yorick too

[south oasis]

oh yeah yorick probably better

[torpid bridge]

Yorick

[glad aspen]

This is only my second time going for completionist so i dont know how to evaluate how good im doing

[south oasis]

i think with two oops cat scales faster

[marsh swan]

Madness is a little too mad

[short snow]

first time in a whi,le i get a legendary and now i gotta sell it lol

[torpid bridge]

Yorick is shit in endless anyway

[short snow]

fair

[patent sail]

i had 4 yesterday and sold all ❤️‍🩹

[short snow]

okay now do i sell an oops for invis

[lofty sapphire]

oh my god

[stone shell]

sell blueprint for brainstorm

trust me im cooking

[patent sail]

brain: storm

[patent sail]

the real ein of stein

[marsh swan]

Sell everything and buy campfire

[short snow]

so true

[south oasis]

real

[patent sail]

sell everything and die

[marsh swan]

Campfire naneinf is too easy

[lofty sapphire]

$15 every time i discard the correct rank

thats so brokenm

[polar abyss]

you mispelt cooked

[glad aspen]

No sell one thing, buy campfire, then sell everything else

[marsh swan]

Thats mail in rebate for you

[patent sail]

no no

first sell then buy

[short snow]

how about i take this instead

[patent sail]

the optimal strat trust

[lofty sapphire]

thats also blueprint and brainstorm for you

[marsh swan]

Yes poly brainstorm is an easy win

[glad aspen]

Go for a third polychrome oops

[stone shell]

gotta hex ms. storm

[weak relic]

Doing good so far

[torpid bridge]

2 brainstorm go go

[short snow]

hey now i can take an ecto since i got the normal brainstorm

yippee

[patent sail]

i had a ghost deck seed where i started with 3 gay brainstorms and still died because got literally no other scoring

[stone shell]

people were too scared to be left with three gaystorms

[marsh swan]

Bible level of greed

[patent sail]

DUDE fucking incantation spawned 4 diamonds on checkered deck

literally only diamonds

[marsh swan]

Turn hearts into diamonds

Easy solution

[stone shell]

its a sign

[patent sail]

thats 1/256 i think idk

[marsh swan]

Why would you take incantation besides hologram

[patent sail]

bored

[marsh swan]

Fair enough

[stone shell]

i mean enhancements are still good even if its clutter

[mighty hare]

Do I replace anything with ancient joker

[marsh swan]

Gold is the best one obv

[short snow]

trio maybe

[patent sail]

dudeee can i have any scoring jolly and sly arent enough

[short snow]

would you take the 2nd ecto

[stone shell]

looks won already so replace trio

[short snow]

5 hand size

[marsh swan]

Maybe if you have steel joker incantation can be decent

[patent sail]

incantation 🗣🗣

[stone shell]

hell yeah we only need 5 cards where we're going

[short snow]

bet

[lofty sapphire]

its kinda late but this is prob worth right

[marsh swan]

You only have 59 cards, incantation is clearly the way

[mighty hare]

How do I Know what to Blueprint

[short snow]

it tells you

hover over it

[stone shell]

check ancient joker every round

[short snow]

(or install the jokerdisplay mod :D)

[patent sail]

walkie talkie dies

[mighty hare]

Not what I meant

[stone shell]

oh blueprint

its just a counting exercise

[patent sail]

ew math

in my poker game

[marsh swan]

How do you mess up ancient joker from blueprint 😭

[stone shell]

they're both rare

[mighty hare]

I was jst asking bout ancient joker

[marsh swan]

You corrected it to blueprint

[mighty hare]

B4 that

[patent sail]

did you know: localthunk actuslly had to invent time and wait 10,000 years so ancient joker becomes ancient

[marsh swan]

Oh yeah alright

[polar abyss]

This blueprint feels like bait, I'm holding out for the luckiest seed having another good negative

[lofty sapphire]

least dedicated indie game dev

[somber barn]

Thunk IS the ancient joker

[patent sail]

thunk invented people so someone plays his game

[somber barn]

I figured out his secret from the blueprints

[warped moth]

...ANCIENT ENEMY...
...DAWN WILL BREAK...

[patent sail]

i was there when he did it it was such an amazing thing to witness

[stone shell]

replace a brainstorm with blueprint

[marsh swan]

I feel like throwback can time travel so thats why ancient joker exists

Balatro lore

[somber barn]

It's a shame he made me short

[vestal copper]

here, win ass run

[patent sail]

all throwback ever does is throw you back to ante 1 if you ever try to use it

[polar abyss]

no point, blueprint or brainstorm isn't going to make much difference here

[vestal copper]

taking throwback is throwing

[patent sail]

bro assembled the meta

[vestal copper]

truly

[marsh swan]

Throwback should make every single voucher a hieroglyph

[vestal copper]

all s tier cards were chilling there

[patent sail]

only missing square

[marsh swan]

Bus on abandoned is kind of a free win

[vestal copper]

true

[marsh swan]

Well generally bus early is insanely good

[patent sail]

well generally bus good

[lofty sapphire]

is thsi worth taking strictly based on the fact i have no xmult

[vestal copper]

here, win

[lofty sapphire]

i have no +mult either frankly

[patent sail]

wee carry

[stone shell]

i agree

[patent sail]

who up riding they bus

[marsh swan]

Bus is indeed good

Odd todd carry

[patent sail]

hes just there for the ride (the bus)

[stone shell]

i placed odd todd in front to get ran over by triple bus

[vestal copper]

alr i got squimbo

gg abandoned gold stake

[marsh swan]

Squarepants

[patent sail]

now get steven and make yaoi

[stone shell]

old run 😔

[lofty sapphire]

i forgot to move my fucking lusty joker and lost with wee + blueprint + brainstorm im actually the worst

[patent sail]

noooo perishable card shark

[vestal copper]

"pls throw the game" ass shop 😭 🙏

[patent sail]

throw it back

[short snow]

might be game over

unless...

yeps

i've lost to small blinds way more than bosses lol

[patent sail]

i just tried playing a flush in a tarot pack

rental eternal squimbo 🥀

sorry not squimbo

wee

[somber barn]

9 antes at Jimbo's

[patent sail]

was that the mult of

idk what year

[somber barn]

×LocalUnc's birthday

[sullen aspen]

midas mask + vamp is disgusting

I picked it up around ante 6 and got it to 4.5x

[patent sail]

20000 BC

how else would he know what ancient joker looks like

[vestal copper]

i just got a poly hit from a wheel and it landed on squimbo

rigged

in my favor

[patent sail]

game wants you to win

[vestal copper]

aaaand i just got holo certificate

[sullen aspen]

squimbo?😭

[vestal copper]

cant replace anything tho

[vestal copper]

square joker

[patent sail]

squonkler

[somber barn]

Squaggy

[sullen aspen]

right right

[untold axle]

uh, where are the rules

[patent sail]

i ate them sorry

[somber barn]

Rules in next update

[patent sail]

localthunk hasnt invented rules yet

[vestal copper]

nat neg golden joker

[patent sail]

i hope next update women get invented

[vestal copper]

cool

[patent sail]

free win

[somber barn]

Yo, that would be sick

[smoky niche]

managed to get level 74 flush on checkered deck and 2 burnt jokers + blueprint

[untold axle]

anyways...
will it win? omelette challenge

[patent sail]

my gros committed die and i didnt even notice

[quick umbra]

chat, name a joker combo

[vestal copper]

antimatter

[patent sail]

glass joker + 2 oops

[quick umbra]

aight

[sullen aspen]

fragile mentioned

[polar abyss]

and this is why I held on to the showman...3rd great negative

[patent sail]

i fraed my gile

[sullen aspen]

yo bro

[manic talon]

Planet-maxxing

[sullen aspen]

buy a lottery ticket

[sullen aspen]

level 50 flush😭

[patent sail]

meta vs meta

[sullen aspen]

on ante 8 is egregious

[patent sail]

red card it is tho

[manic talon]

what space joker, burnt joker + blue seal does to a run

[patent sail]

rental eternal pants

are we doing it

fuck it im doing it

[manic talon]

considering you were on red card, which means youre probably broke, no

[untold axle]

is this good idea to buy baron here where im on ante 7 and i didnt really do deck fixing?

[manic talon]

it aint gonna do much

[vestal copper]

soul you are so fucking in time thank you

BLUEPRINT YOU TOO

[untold axle]

yeah thats what i thought lmao
i also have flush build so baron wouldnt even work for me (lvl 18 flush)

[vestal copper]

HOLUP

[patent sail]

why are you so blue, print?

balatro movie coming 2027

[vestal copper]

i can get banana sticker

and ice cream one too

[somber barn]

What if banana ice cream

Mmm, dippin' dots

[patent sail]

she gros on my michel till i +15 mult

[vestal copper]

nvm it died first round

trolling my fucking ass

i got popcorn tho

[patent sail]

why are you so gros, michel

[patent sail]

lowk even better

[somber barn]

Michel is trying their best

[vestal copper]

oh and also leaf

[untold axle]

okay fuck... i accidentally created straight flush instead of flush... 2 free neptunes ig

[vestal copper]

1 dies 😔

[somber barn]

Suffering from success

[vestal copper]

do i sell anything for lucha

i have to sell 2

cuz leaf 😔

[patent sail]

do you even care about played cards

[vestal copper]

not rlly ig

[somber barn]

Gift card, then sell lucha to disable boss?

[patent sail]

WOW hex gamble won

[vestal copper]

ig ill just go

[patent sail]

i had one eternal and 1 non eternal

it landed on non eternal

[vestal copper]

peak stickers

didnt have to sell anyone

[patent sail]

took a bite out of the leaf

[vestal copper]

what deck do i gstake next

[patent sail]

piss

[vestal copper]

yellow is golded already

[untold axle]

yummy

[dapper zenith]

first goldstake W after getting all the orange stakes on every deck

[untold axle]

nice!

[dapper zenith]

barely squeezed out

[somber barn]

Guys

[vestal copper]

2 rentals ✅

a good gold win

[somber barn]

Hungy, I ate your next ramen joker

[untold axle]

i just beat omelette challenge

[dapper zenith]

swapped out my econ for the supernova last round

[somber barn]

Heck yeah!

[patent sail]

i may not have a brain, but i have an idea

[vestal copper]

broke 😭

[patent sail]

jk im not gonna do it

never drawing a single 2 pair with stuntman

[untold axle]

basically no deck fixing, just sheer luck and flush build

most beginner way of playing lol

[vestal copper]

i need to remember how to play with face cards again

[somber barn]

Sometimes the beginner way can save even the experts

[patent sail]

f*ce cards

[vestal copper]

ite i got bus

and faceless

winning

[wicked rover]

wdym game over i have mr bones

[patent sail]

25%

did not reach 25%

[wicked rover]

oh

i forgot

dang it

[vestal copper]

nvm

a massive blunder was made

[wicked rover]

i cant count ✨

[patent sail]

oh fuck you needle

i got a card shark build

[dapper zenith]

cavendish

temp

[patent sail]

I SURVIVED ON POPCORN

haha fuck you needle

[vestal copper]

so true

[patent sail]

its giving free win

[vestal copper]

yeah

rigged in ones favor, some can say

[patent sail]

i got 3 discard jokers im actually discardmaxxing it rn

[untold axle]

now lets hope you find dna and copy everything

and it can be a good endless run

[patent sail]

i get punished for my discard greed

[untold axle]

what happened?

[polar abyss]

I feel it might be time for me to stop messying about and take another blueprint...should hopefully be enough for ante 32

[untold axle]

did you got 6/50 cards and still didnt got what you wanted?

[patent sail]

no 2 pairs for pants and card shark

[untold axle]

then i dont understand why you got punished lol

thhats good

[patent sail]

not good i could grow my pants

[polar abyss]

scoring e197, definately above ante 32

[stark charm]

extinct!

[untold axle]

okay thats what you going for, still dont understand because you can grow your pants and use sharp, unless growing pants is a punishment

[dapper zenith]

fellow limbus pfp

[patent sail]

i did not draw a 2 pair

becquse of discarding a lot of pair faces for that faceless

[untold axle]

OHHHH

Now I understand

[polar abyss]

accidently naneinf'd too soon lol

[patent sail]

oh nooo my steak is too buttery

[rapid sedge]

evil ass bootstraps

[subtle drum]

i'm trash

[patent sail]

wheeled

[polar abyss]

switch to plasma, will make it easier

[subtle drum]

k

[subtle drum]

https://giphy.com/gifs/moodman-hv53DaYcXWe3nRbR1A

[patent sail]

not the perishable rental poly loyalty card

lowk might take, im into the leaf and might get a good hit AND sticker it

hell yes glad to sticker steel and loyalty

[untold axle]

im back from the furnace, lets go continue the won omelette challenge, lets see how far ill go

[untold axle]

thats a nice score, also whats the name of the mod to show these stats?

[patent sail]

jokerdisplay

5 decks down, lowk ill go for zodiac next

because i need T2 of all of its vouchers to get that C

wait no only of merchant vouchers

still need observatory which is nebula deck

[carmine path]

Are chad or photograph worth it here?

[tender lotus]

yo im so confused why pareidolia doesnt cause all the cards to activate sock and buskin

[patent sail]

it should?

i will check rn

it does

idk whats wrong with your build

[willow frost]

no

[patent sail]

fym no

[green apex]

the second i saw the tags i thought it was anaglyph 😭

[willow frost]

sorry i was meant to reply lol

[willow frost]

no

[willow frost]

literally

[polar abyss]

nope, just collecting them along the way in plasma

[green apex]

yeah realised that, so many....

[willow frost]

7 copiers jesus

[green apex]

very shiny deck you got

[patent sail]

dieting that cola

[willow frost]

can that beat ante 32

[patent sail]

it naneinfed i think

so it can

[untold axle]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[patent sail]

do you have steammodded

[willow frost]

well ante 32s different because you dont have the serpent for scoring

[green apex]

oh yeah

[untold axle]

yes

[green apex]

i always forget this 😭

[patent sail]

then idek

it works fine for me

[green apex]

yeah its fine for me asw

[patent sail]

you might have some outdated versions idk

[untold axle]

whats the newest version of lovely?

[patent sail]

yes old lovely version

i got 0.8.0

you have 0.7.0

[untold axle]

prolly bcuz of this

[patent sail]

mayhaps

and update lovely

[subtle drum]

died at the final boss this time

[patent sail]

youre one version behind

[wicked rover]

#📜・rules sorry i cant find the rules so i need to type this to click and find it

[subtle drum]

chat do i suck

😔

[polar abyss]

what did you go to the boss with? pretty sure I was just usual photochad

[subtle drum]

i didn't find a photo

i had chad and ancient

and glass joker

and uhh

i forgot

[green apex]

that sounds like its enough

flush levels?

with aj i would assume you are playing flushes..

[patent sail]

not even john balatro likes it

NO ONE likes you, flower pot

FUCK you

[polar abyss]

finally forced to use my skip tags on meteor tag, the biggest waste 🙁 no negative skip to be found

[willow frost]

did you get a voucher skip

[polar abyss]

didn't need it, had all I needed and have more then enough rounds for the rest

[willow frost]

wahoo

[polar abyss]

also took 2 voucher skips early

[untold axle]

well

[willow frost]

lets go

[untold axle]

i guess i wont use mods for that lmao

[patent sail]

maybe steammodded is old as well

[untold axle]

nope its not

ive updated it

[patent sail]

then idk

[untold axle]

i just opened a game that was on older version of smodded

[patent sail]

ive seen people use jokerdisplay in multiplayer mod

do idk whats going on here

[untold axle]

i know

[patent sail]

might ask #⚙・modding-support idk they prolly can read crash logs better than i can

[patent sail]

start a new run then

[untold axle]

ill

ill show it that way then

after i end the run im gonna go back to newest version

[cosmic harbor]

how do you like my joker build guys

[untold axle]

bro LMAO

for a omlette challenge i think its decent

[polar abyss]

the long game, takes way to long to get to ante 39

[untold axle]

how many times you rerolled to get that seed?

[tender lotus]

i lost the run it was dumb tho i put pareidolia infront then sock and buskin

[polar abyss]

0

[untold axle]

you got my respect, really nice play!

[patent sail]

order doesnt matter

[untold axle]

GG!

[patent sail]

on those anyway

[cosmic harbor]

3 and 3

[polar abyss]

my natural negative baron, mime, and brianstorm seed for those that want to play

D28FD21F

managed to beat my round record by 2 more rounds

[tranquil cedar]

the one time I thought it would be funny and the plant immediately shows up asap

[polar abyss]

I must have crossed 20k high cards the game before last on this account

[willow frost]

how many natural negatives wtf

i thought my negative burglar was the luckiest shit lol

[polar abyss]

10 natural negatives, 3 doing actual useful things for naneinf

[willow frost]

yeah thats what i mean lol

[polar abyss]

probably my best luck so far with natural negatives

[willow frost]

tbh hanging chad golden ticket is kinda nice as well

or i guess it would be if you didnt have 7 copiers on mime lol

[polar abyss]

the hanging chad was late after golden ticket was useful

golden ticket was good early game money

[willow frost]

ah damn

[polar abyss]

by early I mean antes 12-20, so late by other standards

the worst part about ante 39 games, it ends up like a 4hr game if your not trying to speed run it

[fervent plover]

can we install mods in linux?

[foggy berry]

yes

[hasty onyx]

Gros michel always either dies immediately or lasts 5 antes theres no in between

[weak relic]

Do I just keep doing ts till I reach ante 23?

I genuinely forgot

[fringe nebula]

until ante 25*

at ante 25, you swap dna with burger

[hasty onyx]

DID HE JUST SAY THAT HIS LAST NAME IS BURGER

[fringe nebula]

this is horrible lmao

ante 20 and i just got blank

[willow frost]

yes

it wastes so much time

i havent done ante 39 yet but i did ante 31 naneinf and i assume its the same but worse

[patent sail]

ehat the fuck

i just ripped judgement for fun and its a nat negative drunkard

[willow frost]

no way lmao

+1 discard is +1 discard

[patent sail]

i mean ill take it

i was just rerolling ante 1 nebula deck to discover last voucher (observatory)

[willow frost]

oh ok

[patent sail]

AND FUCKING SOUL???

what is this seed

[willow frost]

well alrgiht

[patent sail]

game really wants me to stay on this one huh

[fringe nebula]

true

[patent sail]

perkolator

[fringe nebula]

and it's miles worse when you're doing naneinf on phone lmao
i need my x16 gamespeed

[willow frost]

yeah i wouldnt dare try it lol

[hasty onyx]

i hate vampire 💔

[fickle mesa]

i feel like doing naneinf on a 10$ windows 7 pc would be a video somebody would make

[fickle mesa]

and why is that?

i consider it quite consistent xmult

[patent sail]

i lowk forget what it does and bro ends up eating my good enhancemebts

[hasty onyx]

It scales so incredibly slow that by the time you actually get a good number on it the run is over

[willow frost]

where can one find a $10 pc

[fickle mesa]

yeah, usually vampire expects a certain number of tarots coming its way or else it fails to do too much

but that doesnt bother me rly

constellation is kinda mid without blue seals

[vestal copper]

baron baron where are you

[weak relic]

Saved me several times during gold stake

[fringe nebula]

i did it twice on phone
sometimes i just straight up left after playing a hand because it took so long lololol

[willow frost]

reasonable

i did this with my laptop because i need it much less often than my phone

[dawn sedge]

constellation planet merchant is tuff

[fickle mesa]

you spend so much money then

its okay but its bottlenecked by the sheer expensiveness of it all

3$ for .1x mult just isnt that good

its not bad if you dont wanna spend your money on other things and u usually dont with constellation

[patent sail]

i hope the pillar boss gets skinned alive

[primal eagle]

straight obelisj is weird

[patent sail]

bro debuffed ALL my cards

[primal eagle]

verdant leaf:

[patent sail]

he was just that but worse

cant sell anything to bail out

that was such a funny run too

ante 1 perkeo with hanged men

trimmed deck to 25 cards

ante 6 pillar killed me

[primal eagle]

pillar encourages baron mime
real

[patent sail]

pillar encourages holding R

[vestal copper]

ts seed looks such naneinfful

[patent sail]

AND AS SOON AS I RESTART MY ANTE 1 BOSS IS PILLAR

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[primal eagle]

ante 1 pillar isnt that bad?

[patent sail]

yeah but the irony

cant leave me alone

[vestal copper]

HELLO THERE

[patent sail]

buy madnesd and die

last voucher found lets goooo

C done

[primal eagle]

ronantic

[weak relic]

Lol

[patent sail]

immolate obv

🗣🗣🗣

[weak relic]

Hello there

Do I take him now or

[vestal copper]

ts is such a naneinf seed

[fringe nebula]

hieroglyph at ante 25 lolll

still no voucher tag...

[vestal copper]

finally unlocked petro lmao

[white flint]

time to get gold stake nebula deck

since i like nebula deck

[fringe nebula]

nebula literally cured my tarot addiction
and then i decided to play magic deck to get addicted again

[fringe nebula]

i want you to feel the meh-ness of anaglyph deck

so

hahaa

[dapper zenith]

abandoned deck deck-mogs anaglyph deck

[crimson carbon]

amazing fragile challenge run

that was a cool run

[white flint]

ok so wth is ts 2nd ante shop lol

[crimson carbon]

damn that's fire

[white flint]

nat chad and bp from a joker pack

lol

[crimson carbon]

i remember that i got holographic blueprint from judgment one time

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156721486288126023/1433560167428919427/image.png?ex=699ac4b2&is=69997332&hm=9a0f8895f6ebc0ae40d0dcf4ac3760deb25b41baca05dc7251001626fbe7e367&

[white flint]

and riff raff in ante shop

im eating good tonight

FUCK

i restarted the seed

by accident

istg

[crimson carbon]

damn goated run

[white flint]

im gonna kms

[fickle mesa]

who tf voting for anaglyph

literally just a normal deck with added visual flair at the bottom right

[crimson carbon]

me because its cool and good deck

[fickle mesa]

the anaglyph runs where you do skip are really really fun but

those are pretty rare

[crimson carbon]

yea

[white flint]

im sad and angry

😭

[fair sapphire]

yo what

neg showman and sharp

and then that

all before ante 3 big😭

[willow frost]

a bit more dna probably

[willow frost]

start naneinfing it

[willow frost]

yo who is this lamo

[white flint]

ok so wth

ante 2 btw

[vestal copper]

flower pot 🥀

[white flint]

it was the best thing from joker pack

this or perishable rental runner

[vestal copper]

runner 🤤

but yeah flot is the best ig

[fickle mesa]

perishable runner???

i think u may have a few screws loose child

runner cant be perishable

[vestal copper]

lmfao

[white flint]

prtty sure it was perishable but idk atp

[spring granite]

was actually a coincidence. That run happened before that was a meme

[white flint]

maybe it was eternal

[vestal copper]

if it was eternal then hold r

[white flint]

i lost cuz i couldnt draw kings 😭

FI6LWJGF here is the seed tho

[fickle mesa]

trib moment lol

[white flint]

the trib is post ante 1 shop

[fringe nebula]

chat i think dagger is actually good?

wow ok

[vestal copper]

are you doing c++ on every deck

[fringe nebula]

no

i hate needle

[dapper zenith]

another gold stake down...

getting my bachelors

at BU

[leaden dragon]

everyone glazes blueprint and brainstorm as the best duo

[dapper zenith]

blueprint and brainstorm aint a combo

they don't do nothing together on they own

[leaden dragon]

i meant duo

[dapper zenith]

they need a third child

[leaden dragon]

bad payment joker

[fickle mesa]

remember: never listen to roffles opinions

[leaden dragon]

copies the joker with the cheapest sell price

[dapper zenith]

rentalz

[fickle mesa]

posts to reddit

[leaden dragon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/clock-reddit-12-JmieXFSI2B13yTQNrv

[fickle mesa]

"lol i have a rental baron. looks like the bad payment joker is copying an actually good joker LOL!"

its ante 2 and they have 5 dollars

[dapper zenith]

also does it just copy all lowest cost jokers

[fickle mesa]

10 minutes later

[dapper zenith]

full suite of rental jokers

doubled up by bad paymnet

[fickle mesa]

post of a screenshot of ante 3 small blind death

[fickle mesa]

i hate these kinds of "LOL! EVERYONE ON REDDIT IS FAT AND HAS NECKBEARDS" memes

its like can we not normalize making fun of people for their appearances

[dapper zenith]

but funneh

[fickle mesa]

its really weird because normally progressive and kind people will suddenly like do stuff like that

[dapper zenith]

I think the appearance joke is only secondary to the socially inept bit

[fickle mesa]

there shouldnt be an appearance joke at all

or even really a socially inept joke either if im being completely honest

[dapper zenith]

there shouldn't be alot of things but I think this is relatively harmless when it isn;'t aimed at an actual specific person

[leaden dragon]

same

some mfs on reddit are insufferable tbh

like 90% of the people in r/peoplewhogiveashit

[fickle mesa]

i mean it definitely did not feel good for me when my main social media was reddit and i was/am fat lol

[fringe nebula]

hey i learn from roffle when i was a noob

that was a mistake

[dapper zenith]

it aint easy anywhere in this world to be fat

[fickle mesa]

then... why would you post the gif

[dapper zenith]

not even in the spaces of ones own mind

[leaden dragon]

friendly fire ig

[fickle mesa]

i dont even know what that means

[patent sail]

friendly fire?

[fickle mesa]

lets just all agree not to make fun of peoples appearances

[patent sail]

accidentally getting yourself/your teammate in the crossfire basically

[fickle mesa]

i know that

i have no clue what hes using that for in this context

[dapper zenith]

He aimed a joke at others which also included himself in the target

"Haha fat people" - Fat person

would be an instance of friendly fire in this case

[wicked rover]

what joker does it copy

[dapper zenith]

like "Wow these balatro players sure do be obsessed with this silly card game"

• Me

[dapper zenith]

YOU GOTTA RISK IT

FOR THE BUSCUIIIIIIIT

[pure pike]

The first slot in your joker slots

[patent sail]

any you make it copy i guess

[wicked rover]

ik

[fickle mesa]

then thats just self hatred that also hurts other people lol

[wicked rover]

but i have no jokers

[fickle mesa]

not healthy for anybody

[wicked rover]

imagine joining a server about a silly card game couldn't be me

[dapper zenith]

not all jokes at the deprication of another is harmful and not all lack of deprication is good

you gotta let things go when they aitn truly harmful to a real tangible individual

[patent sail]

imagine being gay asf and funny and attractive in the big 26,,,,,

[dapper zenith]

see this is a case of a joke not aimed at anyone

[pure pike]

Once you get another joker, place it at the leftmost position then tap the brainstorm to see if its compatible or not

[patent sail]

its actually aimed at myself because i like spreading misinformation

[wicked rover]

ik

[fickle mesa]

i agree with you to an extent but i feel like when it gets to physical appearances that people are regularly insecure abt thats where you draw the line

[wicked rover]

ive used brainstorm alot

[dapper zenith]

yeah but it copies the joker to the left, so careful what you leave there

[pure pike]

Then what does your question mean? 😭

[wicked rover]

i want to but idk if i can beat the boss with no jokers

[barren wigeon]

dont

[dapper zenith]

just get two flushes or a full house and a flush

ez pz winj

[wicked rover]

i dont have a joker to copy its an unfunny joke

[barren wigeon]

polychrome tag is barely ever good

[pure pike]

Dont skip the big blind then :>

[dapper zenith]

do not do the tag lol

[patent sail]

if you have dagger make sure to put it on the very left because thats where +mult goes

[wicked rover]

k

[barren wigeon]

especially since youre skipping a shop for it

[wicked rover]

im just gonna fight it

[dapper zenith]

450 is super doable without jokers

[patent sail]

so is 600

[vestal copper]

a straight run why did they show up

[hasty onyx]

It never gives polychrome to a good joker its always like odd todd or some shi

[dapper zenith]

yeah but that s alot more up to luck then I like comapred to 450

[wicked rover]

ik

[fringe nebula]

lol

[pure pike]

Sometimes it aint when you have a really bad luck

[wicked rover]

but idk about 600

[patent sail]

just flush twice smh

[dapper zenith]

the gay mime and baron couple is taking over straight runs

Liberal Balatro confirmed

[vestal copper]

truly

[patent sail]

maybe follow up with like pair/2pair if a lil short

[dapper zenith]

I think a flush and a high eniough 2 pair wins

[white flint]

all of ts cuz 1 lucky roll

i got invis and bs in together

[patent sail]

i mean thats for 450

i was talking about 600

im so smart wow

[crystal plover]

Someone gotta make a balatro arcade totally won't go broke

[wicked rover]

i didnt get any cards for my shop now i have to get 600 with 7 cards in hand

and no jokers

[patent sail]

kill that boss

you can

flush it twice

[white flint]

and i got obelisk out of the way

cuz i got it from rare skip

im so lucky istg

[pure pike]

I think its kinda hard with 7 cards

[wicked rover]

do i buy celestial pack venus or uranus

[white flint]

i got obelisk out of the gold sticker

[patent sail]

7 hands?? only easier

oh 7 cards

[pure pike]

Cards i mean srry

[crystal plover]

never go for ur anus

[patent sail]

why do they got 7 hand size

[wicked rover]

boss bliind

[pure pike]

Yeh, also wondering

[patent sail]

manacle 🥀

[wicked rover]

-1 hand size

[dapper zenith]

Just lock in

[patent sail]

just get lucky

smh

[wicked rover]

gonna buy venus and pray for good cards

[patent sail]

balatro is so easy, you just play cards and win

[patent sail]

lowk uranus better cuz easier

[weak relic]

Asking this again. Not ideal to get burger this early, right?

[crystal plover]

Venus almost as bad tho

[wicked rover]

then do i buy the pack?

[pure pike]

Fight it and well give advice in your hands

[sullen aspen]

yeah

[patent sail]

isnt it like not needed until 24 from what that person said

[pure pike]

Its a risk tho

[crystal plover]

The reason venus and ur anus bad is
both are not guaranteed. And while you search for both of them you might as well win with 1 full house

[wicked rover]

im js gonna fight it

[sullen aspen]

dna is way better than burglar until ante 24 (26 if u did the bean bug) @weak relic

[tall jetty]

got lucky with jokers didnt I?

[patent sail]

well they are on a boss, 1 fh isnt enough

[weak relic]

K good

[wicked rover]

full house i got okay cards 🎉

[weak relic]

I need more money

[sullen aspen]

r u tryna go for naninf orrr ante 39

[weak relic]

Naneinf only

Dont care about ante 39

[white flint]

ok so wth do i do now

its a tie between abandoned and anaglyph

[sullen aspen]

not anymore

[patent sail]

abandoned

its easy

[crystal plover]

anaglyph kinda useless

[patent sail]

funny tag gambling deck

[sullen aspen]

also I finally got to the moon gold sticker🫩

[white flint]

ok so ig its time to get abandoned from green stake up to gold ig

[sullen aspen]

flush houses are too good

[wicked rover]

yay

[sullen aspen]

with trib and photochad

[crystal plover]

ewww

[pure pike]

Its fun tho especially with negative tags, its basically a gamble

[sullen aspen]

what bro

[crystal plover]

bruh just go for poly or 1 hand early to win

[white flint]

ok so to get to gold stake i have to do 5 more stakes with abandoned

lol

including gold

[crystal plover]

If u can play flush house. you can play flush 5

[patent sail]

ramennnnn

actually no

[sullen aspen]

I didnt unlock ff until later

[patent sail]

you need flat mult rn

[pure pike]

Risk the spectral 🙃

[shell dagger]

Spectral trust

[sullen aspen]

I got the run to ante 16 then it became boring

[molten thicket]

ankh in the spectral pack

[wicked rover]

alr

medium or talisman

[patent sail]

talis

talisman is like

[pure pike]

Tell us the cards in spectral

[patent sail]

wait no

medium

[crystal plover]

what do these even do. How yall remember

[patent sail]

medium

[sullen aspen]

medium surely

[pure pike]

Ohh

[patent sail]

medium is purple

[molten thicket]

medium for sure

[patent sail]

talisman is gold

[wicked rover]

alright

ill do medium

[molten thicket]

200hrs

[sullen aspen]

do it on a face card

[crystal plover]

I always bet on gold early

[white flint]

hmmm very good midas mask

[wicked rover]

why not on a low card if i will discard it

[sullen aspen]

because

if u get photograph for example

[patent sail]

faces = ew

[sullen aspen]

ull want more face cards

[crystal plover]

Do it on something with a good common joker

[white flint]

and business card in buffoon pack 😭

[wicked rover]

but purple is discard for the tarot

[white flint]

what is ts abandoned deck rng

[crystal plover]

more chance to get the synergy

[sullen aspen]

yeah but ull want to copy it

[molten thicket]

purple seal placement doesn't matter much imo

almost got burnt

[sullen aspen]

literally second best seal

[wicked rover]

i just want to beat white steak once so most i want to do is enough to get to ante 8

[sullen aspen]

for endless

[crystal plover]

I put gold on purple to feel less bad lol

[molten thicket]

i meant where you put your purple seal

[sullen aspen]

OHHHH

😭😭

[vestal copper]

😭

[willow frost]

theyre probably not doing endless on blue deck ngl

[crystal plover]

what 3 cards doing there

[white flint]

ok so for what hands do i go with abandoned

[patent sail]

hell yea aura mod brother

[wicked rover]

is misprint worth it

[sullen aspen]

early game yes

late game fuck no

[willow frost]

worth what

[vestal copper]

do you know how to remove this cup sound whenever you finish a blind

[cloud sinew]

Why are their eyes closed

[willow frost]

theres no context lol

[wicked rover]

i want to get to ante 8 so is ante 8 early game

[patent sail]

uhhhhh i dont kmow what youre takking about

[sullen aspen]

no

[vestal copper]

👀

[patent sail]

animated

[molten thicket]

why did you have to point this out

[crystal plover]

bruh I show meat mod

[patent sail]

they blink and laugh

[white flint]

guys any tips for abandoned deck

[vestal copper]

do you hear no sounds when ending the blind

[white flint]

idk what to do with ts deck

[cloud sinew]

Ante 8 is the game, ante 1-3 is early game

[patent sail]

i usually play with sound off idk

[vestal copper]

well

[wicked rover]

oh

[sullen aspen]

just deck fix towards straights/4ok/flush houses and flush fives

[crystal plover]

Dont go for flush. Go for straight or fullhouse

[patent sail]

either way hell yea aura mod is peak

[wicked rover]

im on ante 2 i have brain storm im gonna get misprint as my 2nd joker

[molten thicket]

swag

[patent sail]

who tf does flushes on abandoned lmao

pairs and straights 🎀

[pure pike]

I do..

[vestal copper]

BRAINSTORM FROM A WRAITH

[cursive lion]

bring in the calvary

[patent sail]

get horsed

[vestal copper]

completely horsed

[cursive lion]

reminds me of that yahiamice clip hold up

[vestal copper]

fucking flushes ON ABANDONED

[white flint]

finally a usefull ride the bus

[vestal copper]

fucking flushes overall

[vestal copper]

when you see a bus it means its useful

[pure pike]

Imma try it if it really sucks or not

[white flint]

i never use ride the bus idk why

[fringe nebula]

funny flex

[patent sail]

mistake

[patent sail]

i actually love banner

[molten thicket]

bcs it SUCKS

face cards my beloved

[patent sail]

ragebait used to be believeable ❤️‍🩹

[cursive lion]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hI88obexlA @vestal copper

[molten thicket]

rtb is the pinnacle of what they call "pairslop"

[patent sail]

aka how to play balatro

[cursive lion]

square and green joker

[molten thicket]

we go all straight flush every time ✌️

[patent sail]

i love the combo so much,,,

[weak relic]

Stop appearing early

[cursive lion]

enlightenment in balatro is being versatile in your playstyles

flush that, pairslop that, just play the game dawg

[weak relic]

Wait

Should I just get him

[dawn gulch]

Anyone horse reaction have a nice "he's x0.75 mult"

[cursive lion]

burglar is good, but what's your deck

[patent sail]

enlightenment in balatro is when you hold R upon seeing flower pot

[patent sail]

the seed is tainted by flower pot, you cant play it anymore

[cursive lion]

https://youtube.com/shorts/XpZAWuWVfas

[fringe nebula]

no

[turbid dove]

Only use it in abanded deck

[cursive lion]

dawg get that burlgar

like mate

[patent sail]

he made a statement so ass even the dog left

[crystal plover]

stronk use it

[patent sail]

riding my bus anyday any deck

[cursive lion]

also idk if you have retcon but make sure you don't get the plant and the diamond one

[turbid dove]

Well idgaf

[dawn gulch]

Need a few more red seal steel kings

[turbid dove]

There is no wrong way to play balatro

[molten thicket]

start copying plutos

[crystal plover]

Nooo I sold my money joker now only getting 27 bucks per round

[molten thicket]

wait wheres the perkeo

[cursive lion]

that is true

[patent sail]

there is one

[cursive lion]

same with roguelikes

[turbid dove]

Holy shit

[patent sail]

okayyyyy

[cursive lion]

the closest to "wrong way" is purposely failing the game but i mean if you are having fun i don't care

[turbid dove]

Best start if you are into deck building

[patent sail]

dying to ante 3 small blind core

[turbid dove]

Yeah. You understand

[cursive lion]

lowkey couldve seen the buffoon pack and use it as an early chip/mult joker

[calm furnace]

13 hand size, 10 queens and yet i only managed to draw 1 queen

i hate stm i hate balatro

[turbid dove]

Can you stfu

[calm furnace]

wait 14 hand size

voucher + jugglar + troub

[dawn gulch]

That's why you never grab Baron + Mime for early antes

[cursive lion]

i love this one along with that "completionist+" one because it implies that photograph itself is saying it

[patent sail]

another wromg way to play balala is using joker in position 2 on the page 9

[cursive lion]

page 9???

[molten thicket]

its white stake i'm sure if they played decently they could get by ante 3

[neon hollow]

Surely nothing can go wrong here

[turbid dove]

I always almost win runs in green deck. Idk how tbh

[patent sail]

chicot looks hungry, watch out. he can eat your bananas

[cursive lion]

what's the mult on erosion and red card?

[turbid dove]

Chicot is good for suit related runs

[neon hollow]

both 0

[patent sail]

cut out last 4 words to make it more accurate

[turbid dove]

Yeah

CHICOT IS GOOD

Its not bad

[vestal copper]

chigoat

[dawn gulch]

Cinema run

[turbid dove]

Hell yeah

[wintry ice]

chicot is probably the best legendary for retrigger focused runs

unless you want to take them to endless

[mental cypress]

cavendish went extinct bruh

[turbid dove]

Does chicot work for the wall?

[cursive lion]

yes and theres some weird stuff you can do with multiple copies

[patent sail]

only possible downside to chicot is he can kill serpent/crimson heart in endless when you dont actually want them killed

[wintry ice]

it works for all boss effects

[turbid dove]

1.1 incoming

[unborn cliff]

hes works for every boss blind unlike matador

[patent sail]

unlike matador he works

[unborn cliff]

lets be realistic

[cursive lion]

because when reverting the wall and violet vessel it doesn't set it back to like 2x base its just halves it

[patent sail]

next century

[neon hollow]

I LOST A MICHEAL

[patent sail]

for vv actually divides by 3

[molten thicket]

only possible downside to chicot is he crushes your hopes and dreams of perkeo in the soul

[patent sail]

because vv is 3x bigger than average

[turbid dove]

Yeah. Does metador work for EACH debuffed card. Like if i do a spade flush with goad do i get 40 bucks?

[unborn cliff]

no it only works once

[turbid dove]

Atleast its something

[turbid dove]

Damn

[stark charm]

i might have gotten best joker in the game

[unborn cliff]

#⚙・modding-general 🐴

[turbid dove]

Indeed

[white flint]

chicot is not only good but the 2nd best joker only standing low to jimbo the balatroing it joker

of balatro

[turbid dove]

Is there a thing as the best joker in balatro?

[patent sail]

lie

we all know Jimbo is the best

+4 mult is insane

[molten thicket]

dawg have you SEEN flower pot

[patent sail]

like thats 4 more multiplier???

[patent sail]

i dont want to

[unborn cliff]

evil naneinf

[turbid dove]

Flip the + and -1 mult and you got cavendish

[wintry ice]

not for all situations but cavendish, yorick, blueprint, rebate and blackboard fit for most of them

[patent sail]

flower pot is the best econ joker

+3 dollars when you sell it

[turbid dove]

Flower pot only works with splash joker

[dawn gulch]

Free money

[unborn cliff]

flower pot doesnt work

[patent sail]

beat me to it

[foggy bane]

Flower pot has this op strat where you click on the „sell“ button and get free money

[turbid dove]

I might aswell throw it at the plant

[molten thicket]

no you just draw natural 4oak everytime

[willow frost]

advanced

[patent sail]

hold R to double it

[willow frost]

what is he doing

[patent sail]

theres this card called "Bloodstone"

its so good and gives so much score that it loops back around and puts you back at ante 1

[molten thicket]

theres this card called "madness"

its so good you can get 5 polychrome copies of it at x11.5 mult

[patent sail]

5 of them? polychrome?

[patent sail]

in case you have bad wifi

in case yoy have even worse wifi

[marsh swan]

That's kind of mad

[patent sail]

believe it or not theres an image attached to this message

[molten thicket]

in case you have good wifi

[rich mauve]

"flower pot doesn't work" = "I didn't get invited to-

[white flint]

omg i got the best joker

[patent sail]

sorry im deaf can you please send it again so i can see it

[white flint]

im gonna win right?

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone