#🕹・game-discussion
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i dont know much abt vocaloid
or maybe emu otori
thats emu but her name might as well be that lol
i know about triple baka and i played the 3ds game
damn gl
and these perishable stencils are ragebaiting me like no other
average black deck moment
neru is more banana than rin i think
i mean, only having 3 hands and 1 discard is really really rough lmao
this mod isn't mean to be beatable
there's also len or whatever
i mean the only positive im getting is being able to take most eternals without worry for the endgame
wait thats a mod
he's effeminate so it's fine
1 discard??
nopeeee still stinky
oh shi
what is that
i thought that sleeve removed a hand as well lol i dont play sleeves
is that a mod
some sort of mod?
card sleeve mod
ah
ic
its pretty fun you should try it
@lament condor
the black deck is eating his room
hey guys are my hand levels high enough yet
days wasted
the best balatro player
rebate is still worth it even after only having 1 discard
true
common rebate W
Dude does anyone know what the joke behind scholar giving 20 chips and 4 mult is
20 credit hours a year for four years
420
Ohhhh okay
I may have overreacted juuuust a little bit on the needle
thats probably not it I just made that up on the spot
didn't roll down
Idk im not smart enough to graduate so ill never know
honestly it’s a valid reasoning
?
how did they make it to black stake
people make it to gold stake playing like this
Through spamming photochad probably
legendary showman bug
it's crazy that they can get away with doing that
tbh
just chad alone wins runs anyways
"wait to get one maybe 2 commons and you win" is not too hard
real
chad is so good man
I love chad i just hate how people ONLY associate it with photograph
It can do way more than that
it used to be that it retriggered it once
as in a card gets counted twice
aw yeah its gambling time babeyyyy
chad lucky cat 🙏
that makes sense
If none lf them hit it would be so funny
one hit
Honestly I'm not sure what is the best play here, they are all very nice for me
0.24% chance of happening p much
and im saving the last one so i can dupe them again
bro has hope they gonna hit 🙏
This is what perkeo was meant to do
why do you have blue 8ball
tbh the more i play the more i realize just how good chad is
8 ball is too high
this is fake
why isn’t bloodstone at the very bottom i thought you hated it
how are these ranked
holy fuck im 3/6 and theyve all been foil
why is red card in c
He is the "chad" for a reason
very carefully
the hornet i know would put obelisk in s and cert in s and red card and runner in s
Whats optimal here?
Unlucky luck
yeah bro you did not make this there’s no way you put bloodstone in a
it's not my list it's a list in my camera roll from I have no fucking clue when
probably copy photo
honestly the foil is better than holographic ill take it
Wait whats your jokers
hold r
i've come up with a foolproof stratagy for black deck plus
it's black deck squared
Huge
Dude why didnt i think of that
why the fuck were my past stake wins based of castle
Im gonna beat gold stake now
cause castle is strong
i take paypal
- beat round 1
- check shop for a good jimbo
- if no good jimbos, open jimbo pack
- if get garbage, restart
its foolproof
How the fuck
average constellation run
black hole ahh levels
Did you get 18 black holes
I hate Black Hole
"lil bit of this lil bit of that" ahh run
literally why
have you been cloning fucking planet cards
and i had that on high priestess for like
waste of a rare event
a while
The eye hates this one simple trick
it was funny
nat negative eternal droll
black hole should be one in seven
WRONG!
obelisk loves this one simple trick
keyword is nearly
six or seven
Only valid reason is that it doesnt contribute to constellation
shut up
overrides soul in omen globen arcana packs
8 entire planet cards away
but yeah now i have my perkeo cloning WHEEL OF FORTUNES BABY LETS GAMBLEEEEE
you couldve been getting ante 39 and youre out here playing obelisk safety net simulator lmao fire
not sure if thats near or dear
black hole should be more common so pivots can be done more easily
i just realized i cant
because
they all have an edition
wow
im slow
show us constellation
thats what you get lol
suffering from success
You hate everything
And thats why we dont gamble kids
not true
it’s bait 90% of the time
smaller than i thought
she loves red card!
Thats what she yk what nvm
every other xmult
same here
the lady with her limited vocabulary telling someone they lack reading skills 🗣️
i like constolation but you get anything else you immediately take that instead
hear me out maybe copy planets instead of wheel
if its any consolation
this is like just what balatro jokers look like
Sorry i couldnt find the scared one
?????????????????????????????????????????????
personified hanging chad
????
best synergy oat no contest
lol yes it is
Merry andy and green joker goated trust
photo and ride the bus hits hard
even steven and odd todd iconic duo
Wait can you blueprint brainstorm merry andy and get like 26 discards like with burglar
burglar sets it to zero right
or does andy trigger after burgalar
norp
Burglar gives hands
aaaand were back to this shit
and removes discards
andy triggers immediately and is incompatible w blueprint and brainstorm
active effects override passive effects
burglar is start of round
So why is burglar active and andy passive when they are basically the same thing
I dont know alot about game balance is there a reason for that
back to back obelisk cavendish run lmaoo
because burglar cant steal passively robbery is an action 🧠
the arcana skip tag actually worked holy shit
A person who thinks all the time
I like Andy + burglar
Bro i got midas vampire but it was too late 💔💔💔 still won though
still one though
still two though
My heads all foggy
me when im baby
*you’re a sickle
gold sticker on stuntman
it's mostly descriptions making certain actions consistent, such as bp/bs copying the activation effects of jokers that says "when played hand contains" or "when selecting blind"
balance could be a possibility
Nice!
Stuntman obelisk, beautiful
judgement is funny
Thanks stuff like that is really interesting to me ngl
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What does the black deck sleeve do i dont have that mod
-1 discard +1 joker slot
Should i sell my hex and take the splash or use it on the 8ball and move on
Holy shit that is hell
Why are you doing this to yourself
because i'd rather do anything then play nebula deck
Hm?
heyyyyyyy
I saw that
saw what
the wind bro 🙏
oh my god i love mr bones
Do i sell photochad and replace with Idol and pareidolia?
maybe i should reinstall discord
sell bloodstone
I be stroking my bone to this
LMAO priestess moved up like 5 spots off of that one run alone 😭😭
Red deck is my beloved
what ew no def not enough deck fixing for idol yet
reported for using third party client modifications
Shop 1 idol do i take or do i spectral pack?
when was discord a third party modification?
im on the web browser after all
Red deck my goat
super straight without shortcuts/merry andy/ four fingers
the og
Guys very important
Only 2 options btw
Idk whenever i make decisions discord tells me how wrong i was leave it to the other more smarter guys
Ms Rachel (the person who makes educational videos for babies and toddlers) got voted 2nd best antisemite of the year im crine
no other choice? spectral always
Fucking what
for opposing genocide lol
Deja vu on king of hearts
starting black deck is ez just get an edition in your first pack lmaoo
WHO VOTED FOR THAT????
"hey maybe lets not kill children" "I HATE YOU YOU SHOULD DIE"
WHY DO THEY HAVE VOTES FOR BIGGEST ANTISEMITE???
these sorts of things are all done so zionists can look justified
most zionists do very little to combat actual antisemitism
no matter how much you hate it its always good to be informed about what's going on
sadly its a thing that affects us all
Yea i know people have been telling me that
still better than idol probably
and corruption is everywhere and it may seem overwhelming
I stay informed i just dont feel like engaging in it at all
anyways i hate bloodstone
the people i know that would be good at engaging in politics usually don't want to because it's so nasty
another failed run
hi
itll score more
wait it does?
mhm
Number 1 rule of balatro man come on
it goes in order left to right
WHAT THE FUCK
oh
Why when i dont want to play flushes the game throws me this
BEAN ON 3 AND I FOUND 2 DIAMONDS
the exception is on-score effects like lusty joker
does wee joker work with black deck? im a bit scared of dying due to lack of hands
does the bean get debuffed before it gets eaten?
everything gets worse on black deck
im gonna move stone card to the front of my two 4 clubs then play stone card and 2 4 clubs so it scores 50 3 times
but wee is still strong
huh
im sorry im confused
what do you mean
do you mean moving it to the front so that hanging chad can retrigger it?
the best hand i could play was 2 fours and the one stone card
yeah
if you can play lots of faces sure
dude wee joker almost got me killed IMMEDIATELY
you have suck
lolll
yeah this is why we usually play pairs in balatro
no
as opposed to things like flushes
because you can spam them rather than relying on hard to draw hands
how am i supposed to deck build with anchient i forgot
make it tiny and equal
Can I naneinf? I’ve taken one ecto, both hand size vouchers, anti matter, no retcon
struggling
struggling alot
foil perishable blueprint randomly decided to appear
and then i copy rebate
oh my god
And do I replace baron with a bp assumedly?
so im dead
you're on the wrong deck to naneinf
Not even with burglar serpent?
that method only works on plasma deck
that barely scores enough on plasma
Aw shucks
cut cards
have relatively even suits
wild cards on most inflated suit
have emergency suit tarots upstairs
you can only naneinf on ghost deck if you get a very early perkeo
So what naneinf on plasma is like what, e105?
you needed a perkeo 16 antes ago
Only been able to do that with brainstorm
do some research before you try things like this
should i grab the burnt?
The mod
about e154
for plasma deck you need 44 red seal steels in hand to naneinf assuming four copy jokers, which is easily doable with a serpent
for any other deck you need double that
shows up with green joker square joker blackboard run
which requires perkeo nonsense
soooooo.... how do i naneinf?
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I think you hate perishables man
can i naneinf from here?
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I’m not so sure man
no you basically aleady lost
He is losing his mind someone put him out of his misery
Obelisk is for STUPID BABIES that want to play something other that flushes and actually build around the jokers they are given. Disgusting. Alright sorry i gotta go, my 9th seeded naneinf run is waiting
Credit card in the buffoon pack
switch to red deck snd be sure to take an eternal sock and buskin
might go naneinf on gold stake guys!!!!
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too much spam
"here, win"
if you want it to be funny you have to say it once periodically
Brother calm down
whoa! yellow deck best naneinf deck
But I do replace a baron with bp right
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actually insane run for ante 2 r5 tho
can you not say tit
Shop 1 eternal dusk do i gamble?
BROTHER CALM DOWN
fork
tit
tit
its with an s
mmmmmm tit
WOW
you can say pussy tho
this is literally 1984
you cant say tit with ties after it
you can't say t i t s
So breasts plural is not allowed but when its only one thats cool
fuck you is okay tho
@owner ggs
There’s some kind of agenda here but I can’t put my finger on it
What is this run (all jokers are from my riff-raff)
Mods ban them and blow up their family
Tit amputees love this one
negative tag pog?!
well it's a better hit than usual
Poggies negative tag pog poggies
cue them dying because lack of vouchers (they didnt take the voucher skip)
not even worth it because of the invis joker
and negative tags are good for endless but only if you have showman and you have the vouchers you need
plant too strong, localthunk please nerf
Hey do you like perishables?
Please dont trigger him anymore
whoa
Do you ever take a double ecto on a maximized baron mime run
obviously seeded run
do a deer a female deer
sad balatro moment
Fuck brainstorm
Just lost 2 grand to the ox fuck my jimbo life
i hate Brainstorm
Haha I found brainstorm
duh
Thats so weird you would say that i agree
now just sell your only future scoring to afford it
wait it doesnt sell for that much
well thanks for that ante one shop
I did and lost at the boss
If it's any consolation there is no deck that exists that can let you afford both
ah yes, take the blueprint and die
😭
I am well aware I would just have rathered that show up the next ante or something
Dies so hard to vv
it's fine
brother...
i have reroll voucher
I meme
but dies to to crimson heart either way
to to
I fucking forgot how brainstorm works and died
Good meme
how do you forget how brainstorm works
hi guys
Hello shay
im saying hi because im not going to be talking for a min
lollll
bye
hi
forgot it was copying the greedy joker instead of ancient
gotta grind the naneinf
😭
havent gotten one good seed
Unseeded naneinf is pain
Doggy
Thats such an ugly dog but please take that as a compliment i love ugly dogs
Statement
someone made a youtube video thats 3 minutes long but in order to watch it fully you need to watch it for 6 minutes
because there's a second audio track for klingon which is just english
This is probably my most ambitious project yet, being able to ADD to a video after release rather then just take away is such a powerful tool in the hands of artist I cant just keep it to my self, so if you are interested in making YouTube videos please feel free to use this, it is so much fun and adds a whole layer of creativity to video produc...
guys i think it's time
ah yes, the lose to plant on ante 4 classic
dagger fodder
Then don't lose to plant
buffoon pack
Open the pack
open buffoon pack
you can't even afford dna
selling hex
you can sell hex
sell hex
but that's bait
why would you want to do that
fr
to get DNA
because dna is shiny
its too early for dna
That's so circular
it’s never too early for dna
not really
Yeah i REALLY hope people will use this for args in the future
you asked why you would sell Hex for DNA, and I said "to get DNA". that's pretty linear logic, not circular at all.
teenage boys:
yea that one’s gonna be the first to go
lmfao😭
lowkey i forgot
trib would be crazy pull rn
Dude
man what the fuck was that
woah who said that
man knows ball
the wind is strong…
heavy winds today huh
agreed let’s not
awh what’s their name?
Yea okay i agree to not continue this conversation any longer
question: how does one get a suit role
if it’s the animal then yes absolutely
Channels and roles
aye
thank you
my lucky cat frl
scroll le u
Heee heee hoo hoo
p
oh my god they’re gorgeous
Pretty fucked up looking dog
ty his name is pancake
genuinely one of the prettiest cats i’ve ever seen
He looks so ready to punch you for some reason
i’ll tell him
he be beating my other cats
do you eat him with butter or syrup
Damn he want that smoke
Fucked up looking dog
yo baseball card sucks btw
channels and roles
If were sharing pets do yall wanna see my stupid idiot dog
Your dog looks fucked up bruh
looks like a cat
join diamond we need numbers 😞
uhhh yeah duh
hi :D
what’s ur argument for baseball card de
Alright heres that goober
hello thank you for choosing the right choice your paycheck will come in the mail soon
you're welcome
baseball card is my favorite joker.
one of the best in the game too; for a multitude of reasons from an innocuous premise of 'uncommon jokers each give x1.5 mult'
it gives a build direction, whether it's taken early mid or late game - in a game where direction is almost everything, to have a joker that provides it and gives scoring that is more than adequate for its opportunity cost is an incredibly large boon, not even considering the implications of every uncommon giving x1.5 yet
making every uncommon x1.5 makes every uncommon viable; every uncommon no matter how esoteric gives xmult with bbc which allows for a surprising amount of strategy
'bad' uncommons like idol seance and showman, rather than being unusable on gold stake runs instead gain a second wind of giving x1.5 mult
xmult and +mult uncommons have additional note simply because x1.5 on top of the value they themselves already give is significant; retrigger jokers have inherent synergy as they are uncommon and strategies that tend to use them (wee, ancient joker, triboulet) can always make use of baseball card for more xmult; utility and econ uncommons also have note simply due to the fact that they would not provide scoring by themselves if not for bbc - cloud 9, shortcut, and so many more, because the amount of uncommons means you will almost never run out of options
and you don't necessarily have to only use uncommons in any given run; 2 alone give x2.25 mult which is more than see2, more than duo, more than ramen, and considering you in a typical run have a +mult joker, an econ joker and 1 or 2 xmult jokers, should at least 2 of those be uncommon that already justifies bbc's place on any given build - let alone 3 or even 4 uncommons giving x3.375 and x5.0625 mult respectively which would easily allow you to beat violet vessel in 1 hand; but even then a bbc run can and does beat violet vessel making its score ceiling more than adequate, as well as being resilient to most boss blinds
tl;dr bbc good
holy goober
my ass
Toby fox in 2013
I changed my name from internet roadtrip to zodiac deck favorite
i love bbc 🤤
idol sucks without roffle level deck fixing
Should i move on or grab something
late game idol pulls be legendary
save your money for interest
Roffle has brainwashed me into thinking baron is s tier and you guys have woken me up
your cat is underfed
bro deadass i be trying to make baron decks but it’s bad
what do i sell for invis? Scoring ard e 19 atm
showman ig
I had ONE good deckfixing baron and mime run and it died on ante 10
Prolly dusk
lowkey showman or dusk
happened to me too
How rare is a naneinf run?
i wanna keep showman so that I could find another idol
It's possible on a lot of seeds
you need to plan it, so really rare
cuz ideally thats the hit
i pulled 3 mimes and a bp one time but couldn’t get the baron i was fuming
legendary
like the soul
then yeah bye bye dusk
shit died in ante 6 lmao
blue seal value
mm u right i shoulda looked for one
gold enhancement value
Idol is pretty bad
better photograph
*worse
sigh
No that would be trib
definitely better post ante like 13 but otherwise it’s dookie
i think my favorite jokers are scaling mult jokers
Idol is really really really bad
but it's uncommon
so it'll always have a use case
Hologram my true love
like const or lucky cat
Beautiful Beautiful fib idk why people rate it so low
or hologram he’s chill too
agreed i think fib is underrated
hate skipping tho
My favorite joker is invis but i dont know if it counts cus its just a copy of another joker so if its not invis then it would be hologram
*YOU love throwback
no I actually don’t
Flying through the blinds wow
fib + hack 🤤
fr
no
LITERALLY
Fack
+wee
i need a trib run soon
fack the wee
Weewee fack
this is what we call wee fib hack runs now
man i’m dead 
how should I do golden stake painted deck
pray
Idk jokers that benefit from handsize i guess
Idk i dont like painted
Well but with planet scaling anything works
got a 15x Yorick today
true true
impressive
I love yorick i wanna make out with him sloppy style
I hate Bloodstone
whatever you say bro ✌️
ok
Do I take?
me with my girlfriend
I hate bloodstone
me too !!!!!!!!
Yay!!!!
i love bloodstone because i’m a contrarian!
no you love bloodstone because youre a noob
Jesus christ hornet i looked at your profile and got flashbanged
guys i need help again lmao. what do I sell for idol? Im guessing chad or photo
Why is it so bright
i actually think bloodstone is really bad but wtv
Rishi tea?
i’m still a noob anyhow 😞
nitro
i think its inconsistent as hell
not with oops!
and thus dont like it
which makes it bad
yeah but
Nah you're right, without an oops and retriggers its bad
probably photo right? its just a worse idol here if your deck is fully fixed
Way too much setup
yeah
Rishi tea?
if it needs two uncommons to make one card viable it’s dookie
hope you enjoyed the yuri
yeah ik
i just like fucking with ya
No im more of a yaoi enjoyer
i dont get it lmao
Is this a good run?
youll have to look somewhere else for that then
fair enough fair enough keep doin that
hallo chat
Dont worry, i have a crunchyroll account
i HATE grimbo it’s the worst card in the game
stop thats the gold stake goat
HEY NEVER TALK SHIT ABOUT MY MAIN MAN GRIMBO EVER AGAIN
sometimes you just have everything
twin it was a joke he’s goated
bye chat
OBELISK on the other hand
bye bye clob
balatrodle in 3
2/20/26 balatrodle in 2 ||I hate Photograph||
Needs more ancient
Give them chicot ols
lock in soul
Pls thunk it would be so funny
made me realize i forgot to put pronouns on my shit😭
chicken nuggets is good
and enables manacle glitch abuse
if you get double
I think you misspelled chicot
only thing better than than one chicot is 2
its spelled chicklets
i need me some chicklets
bro💔
I do think chicot is the ugliest legendary just based off design
ouch
it’s ok
i think perkeo is
negative chicot looks so gross
its caniover....
polychrome idol is ugly as hell
No i love perkeos design hes just a silly goober
With his lazy eye
green
Oh thank god i finally know sct pronouns!!!!!
I was getting worried i might never find out
„Take your guess“ you are NOT the riddler my guy
it
i do have preferences but i like watching people guess
and honestly i think it’s funnier when i get misgendered idk why
is it js me or everybody who plays balatro is based asl
like u won’t find any dumbasses in here
RIDDLE ME THIS BATMAN!!! WHAT ARE MY PRONOUNS!!!???
I hate Photograph
nobody cares about ur genders i love u all equally
jack black plays so yeah pretty much
that’s hella aura
Thanks shiny i love you too
me when i lie
do i take wee and start building towards 2's
u right i take that back
well new players kinda are but they’re new so you can’t blame em
Kirbyfan647…..
this server is full of geniuses
no it’s too late
how many 2 you got rn
clippy fan
3 :)
absolutely not
plus it’s too late anyhow
ight
I dont smoke but that would be funny as hell
i always be forgetting the copying formulas
i'm not sure if that is true ngl, i've been seeing white staker takes on daily basis recently
currently working on a plan to steal the moon
since im playing pairs is there any card i should build towards or nah
sold my run cuz i used dna on the needle 💔
shoot the moon instead
grr!1! obelisk sucks!!1!
no not really just focus on getting your pair levels up
thanks
pairs don't rely on deck fixing
except for hangman
so you can dig for blue seals
I love hung men
universal balatro experiences:
helps when i sock my buskin or hack my wee
Straight up joking it rn
stone joker makes my deck rock hard
Been there, seen that
i know it's correct to take it but I really don't want to take this photograph
Wyd when i pull out my enormous throbbing deck and show you my cards
i mean you don’t have to
it doesn’t pair well with fibbin archie real well
my cards would be soaked
Is double idol from invisible good?
Youll know the true meaning of a straight flush
gng what is money anymore ✌️
i've been building full houses the whole time and a full house with a face card at the end would actually go kinda hard
EYE78RXN
wait ive convinced myself that im fine with this
not on ante 4
remove Full Hourse
me when i have 40 jokers and still have 3 slots left
You sure because it was 7 of spades and I had 7 of spade glass and got 38.9k/5k pluss hanging chad
erm… modded talk goes in #⚙・modding-general
yes u should have more of your deck fixed and glass can break
so it messes u up if u tryna fix quick
I lost to the eye
Bruh game hates me
If it was white stake I could of afforded it after small blind but its red stake
is supernova better than dusk here (played 48 pairs)
ccitbp
yes
Reroll for a chicot, sell it and buy blueprint
No Chicot here
he’s hiding in the standard pack
Fr
I love running Eternal Stencils over Eternal Madness
Probably true
nevermind this is peak actually... photochadless photochad. its scoring a lot too this is going to one shot. oh. oh no
I cant do it noooo stupid foil on my juggler
What do I do instead?
probably aura or grim
Ima do grim
dont worry i lived lucky procc saved my ass
I hate Baron
wait my full house is so high level is it more score to just photochad the first thing instead of stacking mult with fibonacci
im going to do to the math and im going to be really annoyed because it probably is better to just photochad
its like six times better for me to just copy photo with brainstorm and do photochad
:(
rip fibonacci at least you carried the first 5 antes
noob
fibonacci is indeed meant to be an earlygame carry
+8 mult for each card is absolutely bonkers
exactly a 5-A straight gives +32 mult
why would you ectoplasm a juggler. ectoplasm gives you a permanent -1 hand size penalty. and the effect of juggler is +1 hand size. you're turning your plus one hand size joker negative, at the cost of minus one hand size. If you want to free up the slot you could just sell the juggler
the meme
you know
temperance value duh
the meme
true!
that actually is temp value huh
Or you could use Superposition to get. ONE TAROT CARD! its so strong guys definitely does not need any changes
the tech is actually insane
superpos is fine
its like mid tier tarot gen which is exactly what i expect from a common
Yeah but turning future ectos into -2 hand size is probably not worth if you think you'd ever want to pivot off juggler
evil throwback
ok i kinda forgot that cartomancer was uncommon yeah
i mean, superpos looks really bad especially when people compare it to hallucination lmao
double negative
magician 
Fuck you
flush house trust
sells for $10, which you clearly needed judging by this game state
It gave you more money than what temperance or hermit would give you here
you pretty much never take ectos
but you always take temperances
ok yeah i don't recall ever taking one
you would take it if you were already on like. stuntman
in which case. you dont care about -1 vs -2
your hand size is fucked either way
lalalaaaalallaalalala
i think you meant to say balalaaaalallaalalala
What if they just felt like singing
balala joker poker
ultimate greed run
you can make this much money in vanilla with money tree + to the moon
yeah i got like 4 dollars the round before
i wish to the moon didnt cap at the regular interest cap so that your money actually went to the moon instead of just like the top of mount everest
this is true
would be too powerful but would also be cool
maybe it could be like a mini seed money
because honestly the effect is kinda boring
it for sure would be broken and if you nerfed it to like "per $10" then it would be ass in a normal run
like its fine as is but
yeah
its just. as you said. a little boring
But like
in terms of econ jokers
You're in the same family as
golden joker
so like
its less boring than that
could be fun as an actual stock thingy maybe
"this card's sell price fluctuates randomly every time you play a hand, select a blind, or reroll in the shop"
that'd be a joker from cryptid
I’ve been trying to unlock stuntman all day and it’s been driving me crazy.
Any tips anyone?
no cryptid would just change every second like spamton's shop from deltarune
yeaa maybe 💭 I was thinking like at a base 5 dollars price it could have a 50/50 chance to go up by 1 or down by one
and as it gets closer to the extremes the probabilities could skew to nudge it to the middle
how is this better than egg
I would like to make it effected by dice
well I never said it was better than egg !
if it's "egg but with risk and also worse" then its total ass
what's the requirement to unlock stuntman again
I dont reeally see how its comparable to egg
100 million chips in a single hand
when does the price change
Best I’ve done is 35 million
at the end of the round
not the sell value
the payout at the end of the round
ya
hm
ok so this is the kind of thing that you don't "try to do" it's the kind of thing where you just sort of look out for an opportunity to do it while playing the game normally
Like I'm sure you've seen people randomly get baron mime blueprint and score like a billion
You can't "try really hard to get lucky" you just have to let it go and the lucky will eventually come to you
Yeah that’s what sucks
But anyway, in addition to just baron + mime, you can also get to 100 million with roughly 15 glass card doubles (assuming a reasonably high starting mult from planet levels)
scaling xmult can help but it can only push so far and basic x2s and x3s are basically worthless
think like photograph hanging chad with glass and red seals and sock and buskin
So if you can get a red seal glass card and then a joker that can retrigger it one (hack, sock and buskin, dusk, seltzer) and then slowly dupe it with death (or just... find dna I guess) you can eventually get a 100 mil hand
Any tips on beating gold deck?
photochad + glass and a brainstorm/blueprint copying chad is... 10 doubles, which is like four or five doubles away from 100 mil
i guess five glass cards and like one red seal is enough then
instead of needing five red seal glass and a rarer retrigger joker
also I forgot that you can also push the limit with steel cards
uh do you mean yellow deck or gold stake?
oh is there a "golden deck" challenge. am i stupid
same but with flushes/pairs
who even made this
the #1 (only) black deck fan
checkered deck is good
wait no wrong pic
pair instability supernova
pairslop
there, updated my tier list
nebula is pretty high
GOLD STAKE LMAO
even if this is in terms of fun
wait is this in general or gold stake
gold stake
I was geeked
alr alr last one
tier list
black deck slander will not be tolerated
statement i agree with
statement i dissagree with
statement i agree with
seriously what is this
guess where you sit on the bell curve…
i fucking hate black deck
flush is good
well duh, winning is fun
how do I get flower pot to score
i like erratic deck when it starts me with no less than eight cards of the same rank or like a giant bias towards one suit. and otherwise it just feels like i'm playing Deck With No Perk
use it as a scuffed order for straights
bald person: obelisk is sooo good
person with glasses: NO! OBELISK SUCKS!
person with hood: obelisk is so good
your hand needs to have diamond, heart, club, and spade
rate my meme please?
I did that. nothing happened
10/10
i dont think bald person likes obelisk either tbh
everyone of them needs to be scored
i love soyjack memes they're so soulful and funny!
why does flower pot require this and not square joker?
because 3x mult is a larger reward than scaling chips most of the time
they're calling it the worst tier list of all time
replace planet x with jupiter
no i think she's talking about "is there a wording distinction between those two that makes this clear" and there might actually not be
i can demote planet x to slop planet
i also put checkered in fun
the fact that you can greed sooo much at ante 1-2 and can still get away with it is huge
I wish it clarified they had to be scored
i like not thinking
this is why i dislike obelisk
(despite it being goated)
let me read flower pot again
I LOVE THINKING IN BALATRO
i think thunk thought the difference in phrasing would help
localthunk thunk it
but people use "hand" and "poker hand" interchangeably a lot of the time
yeah
i jsut think its
so automatic
i think my favorites are like
ok so the difference is that square joker says "played hand" and flower pot says "poker hand" but that's still kind of stupid
If you have a Droll Joker, and play a hand that's 4 two of spades and 1 three of spades, the cards in your "played hand" are a flush but droll doesn't see the flush, it only sees the four of a kind that gets scored
So actually balatro is dumb and inconsistent