🕹・game-discussion

[desert pebble]

VAGABOND!!!!!!!

[manic zealot]

pairs

[uneven laurel]

..I'm not crazy right?

[surreal coral]

I planned to use checkered deck to unlock brainstorm but i think i did that while playing black deck to unlock checkered

[night bridge]

But money is always good

[balmy ocean]

Black deck nearly gave me a fucking heart attack

[manic zealot]

oh, and also pairs

[nova mantle]

its hitting jimbo i lwk know it

[manic zealot]

don't forget pairs

[fast jewel]

still climbing up the skill tree with this game, working through unlocks and managed to win in 12 rounds, thanks to some some wildly good RNG (BP, Throwback, Red Seal, Cryptid). So stoked!

[lament ledge]

biggest score so far

[wicked rover]

im just trying to beat white steak and get my first win

[median gust]

I think it’s hitting Mime I’ll let u know

[novel rain]

Excuse me??

[tawdry rock]

The image (sorta)

[surreal coral]

ALWAYS level up high card

[night bridge]

Money is key anyways mail was the better option so you are good

[turbid dove]

Holy shit

[deft mango]

But when exactly in the game do I start using them, like using them in the first ante doesn't work

[wicked rover]

i dont get why people say money is key it becomes worthless when you have good enough jokers

[fringe nebula]

when you find enablers

[sacred trench]

Guys I just Beat jokerless

[median gust]

Oop @nova mantle @desert pebble

[manic zealot]

no, you transition into them later

[sacred trench]

Flushes for the win

[desert pebble]

rigged.

[median gust]

Damn luck

[nova mantle]

lucky fella

[night bridge]

You needed it to survive the first antes, also more money = more re rolls to look for something better

[patent sail]

Babys first Image

[fast jewel]

Take BP and start skippin! 😉

[fringe nebula]

tarot packs

[wicked rover]

oh okay

[fringe nebula]

and rerolls yeah

[turbid dove]

I love throwback so much

[desert pebble]

feeding flash card

the Best joker

[fast jewel]

I skipped every round after getting BP w/ Throwback. Won in 12. I'd been trying to win in 18 for a few days then it fell into my lap

[desert pebble]

Ever

[chrome jungle]

I just got ballot bloodstone lusty joker w checkered deck

[white flint]

Do you guys know the best balatro synergy

[fringe nebula]

vagabond red seal

[white flint]

Square joker spare trousers

😎

[manic zealot]

squarepants build

[fringe nebula]

useful balatro tip : always spin the wheel of fortune

[sacred trench]

Here are the vouchers I had for jokerless

[desert pebble]

lucky card hanging chad

[night bridge]

Observatory saved my jokerless run

[manic zealot]

synergy chat!!!

[fringe nebula]

now you just need to find loyalty card

[manic zealot]

true

[sacred trench]

Oh yeah, being able to get flush levels easily definitely made the run way easier

Plus one immolate

[white flint]

Local thunk should add flush 4 with four fingers joker fr fr

[sharp junco]

guess what rebate is on

[sacred trench]

The force one card to be choosen and the boss blind chose a glass card while I had two steel cards and a death made the win super funny

[fringe nebula]

lol, abandoned deck too

[sacred trench]

2?

[white flint]

King of spades

[sharp junco]

yea

(it changed after the round)

[white flint]

What are u missing for completionist

[hard mantle]

this is my chips for the run taken care of

[lofty sapphire]

Ok what gold should I go for next

[fringe nebula]

magic

[sacred trench]

All the gold stake stickers, the stone joker and the other magic trick voucher

[white flint]

Seeing palette makes me angry

[sharp junco]

baron build on abandoned deck

[desert pebble]

the next spectral card will make one joker in future rerolls have an edition in exchange for all of the cards in the hand

🤑

[white flint]

Ngl

Getting c++ is easier than completionist

[sacred trench]

Easy

[lofty sapphire]

Maybe

I have a better way to do this hold on

[sharp junco]

i got a red seal king in an abandoned deck standard pack mane im trying to make a wee build

[fickle mesa]

omgggg triboulet is so good chat

ignore the fact that uh

[fickle mesa]

it was a shoot the moon run for 80% of the runtime

[sharp junco]

200 hours into balala and i realised i can hold R to restart the run

[sacred trench]

Synergy

[proven ember]

Look at this

[sharp junco]

only 2 strengths away indeed

[proven ember]

149/150

[turbid dove]

Yay

[night bridge]

Which one is missing

[sharp junco]

whats the point of even scaling this thing. wheel hit and it got foil

mane

[proven ember]

Glass joker

[night bridge]

Nice

[sacred trench]

Question would y'all take a rental, perishable foiled blueprint

[turbid dove]

Idk. For looks or sms

[sharp junco]

bald jimbo

[white flint]

Make the square pants synergy

[lament ledge]

this game is to ez 😴

[sacred trench]

Would it be Jimbo by chance

[night bridge]

Depends on ante

And how much i might need it

[sacred trench]

Funniest thing, Jimbo was one of my first gold stake wins

[sharp junco]

i fear i might be doing this run pantsless

[proven ember]

No, glass joker, I got Jimbo ages ago

[rotund igloo]

What's the final joker?

[sacred trench]

For a long term game plan

[night bridge]

Not really

[proven ember]

Glass

[rotund igloo]

Damn

Keep adding glass jokers

every run

[white flint]

Haven’t seen glass joker in a while

[proven ember]

Same

[exotic pike]

i lost my water bottle

[lament ledge]

naaaastiest deck ever 😈

[sacred trench]

Chad is the best joker

[proven ember]

Yes it is

[white flint]

Most versatile

[lofty sapphire]

It took me so long to do gold stake on an actual good deck, black deck might take me a whole week

[sacred trench]

I think Flushes are the best hand

[white flint]

Pair is prob the best

[proven ember]

I had a lot of fun on black deck, and it was one of the easier decks, idk what people problem is

[turbid dove]

The build is setteld

[lyric karma]

Why this game wants me to play flushes so bad

[white flint]

Not saying I also have Jupiter on my no1 used stat

[lofty sapphire]

For me the problem on earlier stakes is you just have no money to ever get the ball rolling with your 6 jokers

[sacred trench]

Black deck was my second gold stake win, i want to say jokerless was easier than both black deck and cruelty

[lofty sapphire]

Might be worth resetting for the +25

[proven ember]

Riff raff be like:

[sacred trench]

Money the best

[turbid dove]

Same

[proven ember]

Not always

Vagabond gaming

[sacred trench]

Most of the time for 8 antes

[lofty sapphire]

Well yeah ofc, but like your not getting that every game

[turbid dove]

Damn i do love judgment

[white flint]

But pair is probably the best hand to play or just the easiest to scale

[brittle umbra]

Which joker do I sell for the Baron ?

[sacred trench]

Let's see the deck

[white flint]

Baron is not always so good

[proven ember]

The hand is the way

[brittle umbra]

Basic pretty much

[turbid dove]

Yeah.

[night bridge]

None

[sacred trench]

What hand are you using

[brittle umbra]

Two pair, I have spare trousers

[sharp junco]

oh

[proven ember]

Spare trousers my beloved

[white flint]

Yes

[sacred trench]

Hmm, do you have over 100 chips

[chrome jungle]

oo came across fun thing
castle, pareidolia, faceless joker

[brittle umbra]

How do I check that

[sacred trench]

Click on run info

[turbid dove]

What should i sell

[sharp junco]

oh im finna SCALE alright

[sacred trench]

The 10 mult

[brittle umbra]

Oh for the two pair you mean ?

[white flint]

Do u need flat mult

[chrome jungle]

immediately after saying that my face cards get debuffed by boss blind

[sacred trench]

Yeah, there is not a good sell, you will be hurting for a little bit if you get rid of scary face, are you playing for short term or long term

[brittle umbra]

Long hopefully

[sacred trench]

I would go with paradolia

You need both smile face and scary face for score rn

I would also say photo

But paradolia is the safe option

[sharp junco]

never before have i sold my jokers just so i can be weaker

[junior horizon]

We making mone

[sharp junco]

i cant even scale my jokers because i have 11 hands and i win in 3 high cards

[brittle umbra]

Damn I wish I had blueprint

[sacred trench]

Trousers will be your next joker to go when you get Chad

[fringe nebula]

there, did another one lmao

[brittle umbra]

Shouldn't I just sell scary face and get the Baron instead ?

[white flint]

Me not being able to get palette is Israeli propaganda

[night bridge]

You dont have enough kings still, is a risky play since you might have to draw all of them for it to work properly

[brittle umbra]

Yeah you're right

[sacred trench]

You need chips rn

[broken spear]

esta god

[turbid dove]

I think its worth the 43$-

[hallow zenith]

chat is crystal ball and its upgrade one of the best if not the best voucher in the entire game??

[fringe nebula]

best vouchers are grabber

[manic zealot]

no that's arguably overstock

[fringe nebula]

and paint brush

[manic zealot]

and grabber

[hallow zenith]

true

[fringe nebula]

and overstock

[hallow zenith]

im talking about casual runs though

overstock still is top 1 for casual runs too

[manic zealot]

in casual runs those are still the best ones

[night bridge]

Overstock still

[hallow zenith]

grabber??

[manic zealot]

yeah

having an extra hand is so fucking good

[hallow zenith]

how come? sorry im new to the game

[manic zealot]

it just is

[fringe nebula]

extra 1 hand is soooo good

[white flint]

More money potential

[night bridge]

It could also work as a discard

[white flint]

Can win when u could lose

[manic zealot]

you get more time to play, which means more scaling for jokers and more money over time

[glad viper]

oops.

[hallow zenith]

i mean, if you dont got enough scoring its true, but besides that, +1$ is not that big of a deal instead of an extra consumable slot

[hallow zenith]

huh??

[fringe nebula]

play black deck

[glad viper]

i may have made a mistake

[hallow zenith]

aw hell nah

[manic zealot]

it can be the dealbreaker in helping you win

[hallow zenith]

thats why i said if you dont have enough scoring its good

[fringe nebula]

now you know why grabber is good

[hallow zenith]

would crystal ball be top 3 then?

[manic zealot]

no

[glad viper]

oh, okay, yup, the background is red now

[white flint]

More hands is more chances to return ur invested money

[hallow zenith]

im NOT playing black deck anytime soon

[novel rain]

Okay this'll actually be really useful

[white flint]

Balatro teaches economics

[hallow zenith]

???

[manic zealot]

especially with stencil

[white flint]

Go play Balatro an not school

[novel rain]

Exactly

[fringe nebula]

the top ones for me are : grabber, overstock, paint brush, seed money

[manic zealot]

crystal ball isn't useful enough imo to be one of the best vouchers, others offer more value

[novel rain]

It is quite expensive, however I will still be buying it nonetheless

[lament ledge]

if almost all my heart cards have "Red Seal", would it make sense to swap out "BloodStone" to "Sock of Busin" instead?

[hallow zenith]

yeah true paint brush is top 3 for me too

[turbid dove]

I f ing hate the plant

[lament ledge]

this is the whole build btw

[novel rain]

I just need to level up pairs some and I'll be good to go

[hallow zenith]

what about omen globe

[manic zealot]

same deal there

[hallow zenith]

holy run

[fringe nebula]

i think omen globe is learning towards harmful lol

[turbid dove]

Can i say the f bomb?

[hallow zenith]

slide the seed twin

[manic zealot]

it can go many times without showing you a useful spectral, or even any spectral

[lament ledge]

okay, ill share it once im done

[manic zealot]

yes you can say the fuck word

[hallow zenith]

are you baldimbo

[fringe nebula]

it clogs arcana pack, so you see less hermit etc

[hallow zenith]

then by these sayings, sixth sense and all spectral packs are shit

[turbid dove]

Well i FUCKING HATE THE PLANT BOSS BLIND

[hallow zenith]

thanks :)

[lyric karma]

uh

[manic zealot]

not true either

[turbid dove]

ITS THE WORST

[hallow zenith]

eye worse

chat

[manic zealot]

omen golbe only SOMETIMES shows you spectral cards in arcana packs, it's random if you even get one to show up

[lament ledge]

Does sock and busin retrigger red seal or no?? I need this asap

[night bridge]

Not really because the purpose of those is to get a spectral card, arcana you are looking mostly for money and you dont wanna run into a ouija in there

[turbid dove]

Both

[sharp junco]

obelisk would go crazy

[hallow zenith]

70% isnt it?

[sharp junco]

only on ante 6

[manic zealot]

6th sense is good because it also permanently removes cards from your deck which is always useful

[lyric karma]

nvm wrong server

[hallow zenith]

true that

[fringe nebula]

wow you sure are jumping to wild conclusion

[novel rain]

Bro could grabbing this even be useful? (other than free $10 ofc)

[hallow zenith]

yeah youre not wrong

[manic zealot]

worth seeing

[hallow zenith]

why not gamble

[novel rain]

Chicot

[brittle umbra]

Do I sell scary face for hanging Chad ?

[white flint]

Yes u can get chicot best joker

[fringe nebula]

spectral packs are mostly meh except immolate, blue seal, purple seal, and red seal

[hallow zenith]

nah eye and crimson fart are the worst things to happen on balatro (except blue stake ofc)

[manic zealot]

think of the temperance value

[novel rain]

I might keep him for now

[manic zealot]

facts ngl

[lyric karma]

Sell trousers

[hallow zenith]

thanks twin 🥹

[novel rain]

I would prefer if he was negative

[white flint]

Chichot is best joker in Balatro

[lyric karma]

Chigoat

[white flint]

Sell stencil

[hallow zenith]

chichot?

[turbid dove]

Yeah

[white flint]

Autocorrect

As a word is polish is similar

[hallow zenith]

is yorick the best legendary?

[manic zealot]

for gold stake yes

[novel rain]

Sold Chicot

[white flint]

Delete the game

[hallow zenith]

on every stake bro 😭😭

[manic zealot]

considering your build this was the best move probably

[fringe nebula]

please get ante 7 needle

would be funnier

[novel rain]

Lol I have needle rn

[white flint]

Delete urself

[lyric karma]

bro called it

[fickle mesa]

docspectred will tell you that this was faked

[white flint]

Use retcon to get it again

[sharp junco]

just got ante 7 needle but had luchador and my hand only scores 20k each #winning

[cosmic sun]

This shit ain't nothing to me man

[lyric karma]

I misclicked and sold a 1.5x madness 😭 😭

im cooked

[sharp junco]

Im sorry square i wasnt familiar with your game

[manic zealot]

square man balls

[fickle mesa]

okay a 1.5x madness wasnt doing shit there

you were dead no matter what

[manic zealot]

meaning he is baller

[sharp junco]

he rectangler

[manic zealot]

not wrong

[sharp junco]

theres something wrong with this build

[rapid jasper]

looks inside . . . it's all photochad

[night bridge]

I remember i once bought vampire to scale it fast just to forget my drivers license carrying the whole run

[manic zealot]

you're lacking xmult

[cosmic sun]

it's a good minigame ngl

Keeping Vampfire fed while keeping 16 enhancements

[sharp junco]

get this man a TRUE

[brittle umbra]

What do I sell for hanging Chad ?

[novel rain]

Lost to The Eye 🙁

[manic zealot]

pareidolia

[sharp junco]

no need for flat mult if you have retriggering x mult

[lament ledge]

gg

[white flint]

That’s why chicot is goated

[brittle umbra]

So?

[median gust]

Game is broken, my cavendish broke on ante 7 and I lost

[brittle umbra]

Bro my whole joker set is based on this one

[median gust]

need fix

somehow it broke

[fringe nebula]

shouldn't have sold chicot

[median gust]

I think a glitch the

tbh

[turbid dove]

I have jimbo cus why fucking not

[humble hound]

after 150hrs, i finally got cavendish oml

[median gust]

mine broke after 3 antes bro

[turbid dove]

Its one of my fav jokers

[humble hound]

watch me lose it after one ante

[night bridge]

Is your deck still the same as last picture

[turbid dove]

Dw its a 0.01 chance

[night bridge]

If you have more face cards you can get rid of pareidolia

[sharp junco]

this run genuinely feels like butter

everything is going so smoothly

what could go wrong??

[brittle umbra]

Got better (a bit)

[sharp junco]

violet vessel:

[night bridge]

On the other side this is true but depends on your current score

[sharp junco]

depends on planet card level lowk

[night bridge]

Yeah

[night bridge]

Are you winning with one hand? Or how many hands

What level is your two pair

[brittle umbra]

I'd say 2 max

[rapid jasper]

it's all photo bad

[brittle umbra]

3, 60x4

[tacit citrus]

What should I do?

[brittle umbra]

But I can buy planet packs hopefully to get it higher

[white flint]

Selling BP would be funny

[night bridge]

Yikes, well id sell pareidolia, photochad works with the first face card, those +15 extra mult can be balanced with trousers

[white flint]

But chad gotta go

[night bridge]

I guess

[humble hound]

god that stencil is so sexy

[sharp junco]

please dont hit burglar

[brittle umbra]

If I do that my scary face and smiley face will get much weaker

[sharp junco]

WE DOUBLE PANTSING IT BOYS

[white flint]

2 spare pants

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[white flint]

Why

[sharp junco]

funnest run ive ever done oh my god

[manic zealot]

double squarepants

[sharp junco]

that and also literally scaling heaven

i got 2 -1 ante vouches and double burglar

[turbid dove]

HELL YEAH BABY

[still pike]

2 pairs will be the best for this

[white flint]

Now you know SquarePants is the best synergy

[night bridge]

I mean if you say you are winning in max 2 hands i think it wont be that difficult to draw the face cards

[still pike]

Level it up with planet or burnt

[night bridge]

Thats why i asked how many you had

[hollow birch]

do you guys know if the challenge "non-perishable" where all jokers are eternal will include judgement jokers being eternal?

[sharp junco]

then ill win too fast and i cant scalle

[white flint]

Yes

[still pike]

I had this last night

[sharp junco]

yes

everything

[hollow birch]

ah, cheers

[sharp junco]

even riff raff

[still pike]

Last night I got this

[sharp junco]

riffraff sucks for that challenge

[novel rain]

Here we go again...

[white flint]

I mean I had ts yesterday

[proven ember]

What a joke

[white flint]

But I died to the goad

As all of my glass cards were spades

[still pike]

Which one?

[manic zealot]

abstract

[white flint]

Swash does nothing rn

[brittle umbra]

I'll give it a try

GAWD DAMN

Never had over 20 000 points with a single hand before

Glass Jack broke tho

[final garden]

what do i sell here for blueprint?

[night bridge]

Yikes

Its ok another justice will come around

[manic zealot]

extremely good pickup considering what I got going on

[final garden]

well fuck i wanted to keep it for econ

[night bridge]

I mean it's either that or photo

[manic zealot]

are you extremely reliant on photo for score

[brittle umbra]

I hate this game

Le needle

[willow frost]

idk but theyre definitely not reliant on rocket for money

[white flint]

Istg my birthday is in less than an hour

[novel rain]

Broseph McJoseph

[white flint]

Bc its less than an hour for tomorrow for me

[willow frost]

oh shi happy birthday

[lament condor]

I will beat double black deck

[novel rain]

Istg if it's Chicot again

[lament condor]

I will not stand down

i will not give up

[novel rain]

Canio

[willow frost]

ill be busy in an hour so happy birthday rn lol

[lofty sapphire]

black deck best deck

[lament condor]

I fucking hate black deck

[chrome jungle]

and now Ive beaten the white stake

[manic zealot]

why do this to yourself

[lament condor]

this might actually be worth it

[chrome jungle]

that's the fastest I've won with a deck after getting it

[lament condor]

like in all seriousness a drunkard literally doubles your discards

it could potentially save my run

[final garden]

cant take soul

pain

my only options would either be canio yorick or chicot

[median gust]

risk it

I bet it’s perkeo

if you do it I’ll gamble

[lofty sapphire]

bro

this run

[final garden]

uh cant get perkeo from soul cards

[lofty sapphire]

is enough to make a grown man cry

[final garden]

i already beat gold stake with him once

[unborn cliff]

goodbye pareidolia

[lofty sapphire]

why would i sell that

[median gust]

what ??? Are you serious

[lofty sapphire]

i just sold my money maker

i dont need it anymore

[median gust]

So only way to get perkeo is through what?

[unborn cliff]

soul

[median gust]

But he just said this

[unborn cliff]

[median gust]

That’s what I’m saying

[lament condor]

MY MISPRINT IS HITTING 20S

3 TIMES IN A ROW

HOLY

[median gust]

Nice

[lament condor]

4 TIMES

OH MY GOD

[narrow scroll]

misprint never misses!!!

[turbid dove]

PERFECT plasma build

[unborn cliff]

said the liar

[minor portal]

It was gold staked already, it no longer exists

[unborn cliff]

what does he even do

[lament condor]

he gave me a 2.

[slim turret]

always skip

[final garden]

if you have a gold sticker on a legendary it cant ever spawn from a soul card until you get gold stickers on all 5 legendaries

[unborn cliff]

❌

[lament condor]

FUCK misprint

[minor portal]

+20 mult when three or less cards are played

[turbid dove]

I play 3 or less cards. So free mult

[narrow scroll]

+20 mult on low score req

[unborn cliff]

this is not a mult build nephew

[turbid dove]

No FUCK you

[turbid dove]

Ik

[slim turret]

moral support

[turbid dove]

Its there till i find another thing

[minor portal]

Misprint always hits 20s if you have oa6, trust

[unborn cliff]

word your message better nephew

[lament condor]

what the hell is that font uncle

[manic zealot]

average certificate W

[final garden]

theres a message after that one

[unborn cliff]

shrug

[unborn cliff]

negative even steven carry

[minor portal]

unctimus prime fancies the newspaper

[manic zealot]

true

the negative astronomer was pretty sweet tho

[chrome jungle]

dumb question, can a joker be polychrome and negative

[lofty sapphire]

oh my fucking god

[manic zealot]

no

[unborn cliff]

how do you have hornet silksong on your cards

[chrome jungle]

rip

but understandable

[manic zealot]

mod, it's called hollow deck

[cosmic sun]

Shoutout to Campfire haters...they got that perfectly smooth brain

[unborn cliff]

is it vanilla friendly

[exotic pike]

my brain is big

actually

[manic zealot]

I only play vanilla besides like 2 mods so yes

[turbid dove]

Goodbye half joker

[unborn cliff]

epic

[lofty sapphire]

is this setup optimal, or should i put blueprint on the hologram (4x)

[slim turret]

🤑

[narrow scroll]

i can't stop skipping

[turbid dove]

Same bro

[exotic pike]

but heres the skipper

[median gust]

Is that true?

[manic zealot]

it's best to copy both blueprint and brainstorm on photo if your hand levels are high enough

[unborn cliff]

me when i get cursed by a witch

[turbid dove]

Skipper? Might be a pengiuen

[median gust]

So once I get a gold tag on my legendaries, it won’t show up anymore???

[unborn cliff]

1 copy on chad 1 copy on photo is optimal scoring

[median gust]

what’s the best deck to get completionist gold stake on all jokers

[lofty sapphire]

i turned my balatro into a math problem 💔

[manic zealot]

ones that are consistent imo, like blue, yellow, and ghost deck

[unborn cliff]

do you have a link to the mod by chance 👀👀👀👀👀👀

[manic zealot]

I'll find it

[unborn cliff]

yay

[manic zealot]

https://gamebanana.com/mods/589198

[unborn cliff]

.rar file

im so fucking scared

[lofty sapphire]

slight overeaction

[manic zealot]

just extract it no balls

[turbid dove]

OHY MY GOODNESS HOLLOW KNIGHT CARD MOD!!!!

sadly i play it on ps5

"cries"

[manic zealot]

bald jimbo scares me

[turbid dove]

Cus he shaved

[hasty onyx]

plant jumpscare GO

[unborn cliff]

why are you copying hologram

[manic zealot]

ok real question tho

[foggy bane]

use the invis now or wait for something better to show up?

[manic zealot]

is his head shiny

how luminescent is bald jimbo's head

[unborn cliff]

what fucking deck is that

[turbid dove]

If its rtx sure

[turbid dove]

Tf is that word

[manic zealot]

google exists

[hasty onyx]

I trusted invisible and it copied my negative mr bones

[sand cliff]

nice

[slim turret]

no it doesnt youre gaslighting me

[turbid dove]

Mr bones is kinda underrated

Or Thats what i think

[unborn cliff]

@manic zealot STEAMODDED

THUMBS DOWN!!!!!

[hasty onyx]

Tf is a copy of mr bones gonna do

[manic zealot]

is that bad?

[turbid dove]

Save you 2 times

[unborn cliff]

steam

MODDED

[turbid dove]

You might win a run

[lofty sapphire]

man i BARELY survived 😅

[hasty onyx]

god please give this guy the plant because it would be funny

[manic zealot]

what's your next boss

[lofty sapphire]

nope just verdant leaf

hehe

[manic zealot]

lol

[lofty sapphire]

is smiley face ever worth taking in place of any of this

[covert tartan]

More than 25 glass king cards all polychrome....

[lofty sapphire]

for faster scaling? idk

i doubt it tbh

[manic zealot]

not this late in the run

[pale dune]

Imagine if you got Tribuloet.

[covert tartan]

The plant.....the PLANT

[novel rain]

Nice, unlocked the last Legendary I needed

[manic zealot]

fun one too

[novel rain]

So what, I need Telescope, and then Observatory, and a planet of my choice?

[hasty onyx]

Half joker is my fav legendary

[novel rain]

And that'll just scale?

[manic zealot]

mine is jimbo

[foggy bane]

this is beautiful

[lofty sapphire]

what

wg

wh

[pale dune]

My favorite joker is the Chad.

[urban sun]

wth is this pack

[hasty onyx]

This made me imagine Scholar jojo posing with flying bananas around him

[manic zealot]

that brainstorm cavendish looks so cursed

[covert tartan]

This game hates me

[lofty sapphire]

itd be really funny

[foggy bane]

the bananas are his stand

[novel rain]

Okay, so I have Telescope

I just need Observatory for this to work properly

[foggy bane]

it looks like veins and i dont like that

[lofty sapphire]

i think chard needs to go

this is so sad

[south oasis]

bananer

[manic zealot]

fun fact: if you have all 5 legendaries and then take another soul card, the game gives you jimbo

[manic zealot]

my thoughts exactly

[south oasis]

kill holo fr

[lofty sapphire]

ive invested so much into holo

i cant

[south oasis]

the sunk cost fallacy strikes again

[lofty sapphire]

removing any of the cards removed alot

good thing thats the last ante

[manic zealot]

just don't take the midas

you can resist, you can do it I believe in you

[lofty sapphire]

i didnt i already won you goober

[tender bone]

is this the best way to arrange the jokerS?

[foggy bane]

if one of my naners breaks im gonna kill myself

[brave goblet]

perfectly balanced as all things should be

wel actually hmmm

[manic zealot]

if one of your naners breaks I dare you to eat an entire banana

bet you can't do it

[foggy bane]

oh god i do have bananas at home but its only the gross mushy ones with brown spots

i dont wanna eat that

[manic zealot]

even better

[lofty sapphire]

a whole banana???????

thats like

[manic zealot]

even the peel

[lofty sapphire]

an entire banana

[foggy bane]

THE PEEL????

[white flint]

Balatro

[manic zealot]

ya

[novel rain]

I really need to get Observatory

[foggy bane]

honestly

sounds funny

i accept

[manic zealot]

it does lmao

[foggy bane]

let me just check if we even have any bananas left

[foggy bane]

if not i promise ill buy one someday

[manic zealot]

who do you main in tf2

[foggy bane]

DEMO DEMO DEMO DEMO

I LOVE DEMO

[white flint]

Engi actually goated

[hasty onyx]

Demoman

[manic zealot]

I'm so bad at demo

I like scout

don't have to use noggin

[foggy bane]

i hate you

[manic zealot]

LMAO

[white flint]

I haven’t played since last year

[hasty onyx]

Demo or scout but mainly demo

[manic zealot]

I was a spy main back in the day tho

[foggy bane]

I was a pyro main but i repented for my sins and turned to christ

[hasty onyx]

I have 370 hours and i still cannot play spy for the life of me i suck at spy so hard

[white flint]

I main engi cuz he funny

[manic zealot]

lemme guess your fav flamethrower is degreaser

[white flint]

I like turrets

[hasty onyx]

true

[lyric karma]

Five eternals is crazy

[hasty onyx]

Whats wrong with the degreaser

[manic zealot]

average madness run

[white flint]

Haven’t played since like last year tho

[lyric karma]

i would

[nocturne frost]

I remember a long time ago people said 8 ball was bad, who's laughing now

[foggy bane]

Thank god i still have some edible bananas over here

[manic zealot]

nothing it's just pyro mains love it

[hasty onyx]

Degreaser is the only flamethrower i can tolerate

[abstract oyster]

I need midas mask
We have midas mask
Midas mask:

[foggy bane]

I WILL try to eat one if my cavendish breaks

[cosmic sun]

If they're good eternals it doesn't matter

[lyric karma]

True

[white flint]

With the peel

[foggy bane]

Yes

Emphasis on try

[manic zealot]

what if all your cavendishees die at the same time

[cosmic sun]

easiest decision of my life

[hasty onyx]

Dont even chew just swallow it like a pill

[white flint]

Hope it doesn’t cause u cancer

Unlike lancer

[abstract oyster]

Pants!

[foggy bane]

Ill delete balatro and leave the server

[white flint]

Who’s not prancer

[lyric karma]

Reroll

Trust

[white flint]

Or a dancer

[hasty onyx]

Whats the other one

[white flint]

He’s js lancer

Im spitting bars fr

[lyric karma]

i guess

[foggy bane]

wait do the bananas have to survive until ante 8 or do i go endless

[cosmic sun]

forgor

[white flint]

Endless

[hasty onyx]

Lord have mercy

[white flint]

Js don’t be radioactive

[foggy bane]

you just want me to suffer dont you

[cosmic sun]

\

[manic zealot]

I mean hey I don't get to make someone suffer every day

it's like a special event

[hasty onyx]

“Special event” you’re making a guy on discord eat a banana

[white flint]

Make it my birthday treat

It’s in 6 mins

[cosmic sun]

bananas are good

🙏

[manic zealot]

if there is a more balatro thing to make someone do I can't think of it

[hasty onyx]

Bananas are only good if theyre the right texture otherwise theyre grossly hard or grossly mushy

[lament condor]

you cannot bait me with such tricks, balatro.

[latent ravine]

i am in shambles

[light brook]

take it.

[lament condor]

PERISHABLE STENCLE

[manic zealot]

true

[lament condor]

PERISHABLE STENCLE

FUCK ME

WHAT THE HELL

[light brook]

take it.

[manic zealot]

I mean it'll help for now

[lament condor]

of course im gonna take the stencil

[white flint]

Take it and skip to ante 8

[lament condor]

i mean i could take a few skips maybe

[manic zealot]

at least it isn't rental eternal

[white flint]

It can’t be like that quite sure

[manic zealot]

yes it can

[hasty onyx]

I accidentally sold my red card that was on like 60 earlier and cried

[lament condor]

i would take it as a rental eternal i have 7 joker slots

[light brook]

how does it work

[manic zealot]

it's both rental and eternal at the same time

[wintry ice]

perishable and eternal are the only mutually exclusive stickers

[manic zealot]

self explanatory

[still pike]

Oof only if u could turn back time

[ancient gyro]

joker exclusive too

[light brook]

yeah thats not a thing dude

[manic zealot]

did you like click around too fast or what

[turbid dove]

Twas the greatest start... Had a the worst end

[foggy bane]

i literally shit myself after every round dude

[lofty sapphire]

oh my god its happening again

[foggy bane]

why did i do this

[manic zealot]

it's funny

[foggy bane]

(i did it cus its funny)

[white flint]

Balatro should have a Time Machine mod fr fr

[novel rain]

How's the new setup lookin'?

[hasty onyx]

I got blueprint and got 200,000,000 chips in one hand in venegace of him rip my boy

[light brook]

hunter with ibs:

[foggy bane]

thas funny

[novel rain]

Also I have 30 clubs in my deck

[foggy bane]

that was funny

[ancient gyro]

ok man

[calm furnace]

imagine if castle was good

[hasty onyx]

I had to sell a joker for blueprint and i was gonna sell pants but accidentally sold red

[still pike]

Save seed and try it again maybe

[manic zealot]

castle is good

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[manic zealot]

tragic

[mighty swallow]

Do I take foil dusk over Arrowhead?

[white flint]

Ok so my birthday rn yay

[glad aspen]

I hate the plant

[manic zealot]

yes because it's funny

[hasty onyx]

I thought judgement would do it justice but it gave me flash card

Tf flash card gonna do

[foggy bane]

HAOOY VUITAHASAY

HAPYPY HBIRTHSAY

[hasty onyx]

I dont think anyone cares about flash card

[narrow scroll]

runnering without any shortcuts!

[mighty swallow]

HB mate

[hasty onyx]

happy birthday spioch

[still pike]

Play the queens because of that steel xmult will help prob

[lament condor]

execute me

[low panther]

Should I get an eternal burglar with baron mime?

[serene forge]

what

[calm furnace]

great even

[hasty onyx]

Is this the wrong image

[narrow scroll]

the straight calls your name

[glad aspen]

No its purposely misleading

[narrow scroll]

stupid small blind plant!

[glad aspen]

Also i just hate the plant

[low panther]

Should I take the burglar?

[hasty onyx]

Why are you making riddles for the folk in the balatro discord

[lofty sapphire]

I CANT STOP WINNING

[narrow scroll]

can you live without fortune teller

[low panther]

Nope

[glad aspen]

Because balatro

[low panther]

24+ mult

[novel rain]

Why have I been encountering so many Stencils and Souls lately??

[still pike]

Only if have alot of same cards that dont need discarding

[green apex]

so this is interesting

[low panther]

Deck is not fixed yet

[green apex]

grimbo on green deck

[novel rain]

Anyways it's Yorick so I'm keeping

[narrow scroll]

grimbo no hesitation

[still pike]

Then dont take

[green apex]

for sure

a bit costly... but yk its always the better take

[lament condor]

hell

death

kill me

[novel rain]

I really need bigger hands if I want Yorick to be useful tho

[hasty onyx]

How are big hands gonna help with balatro

[serene forge]

i think you should not get a baron

[hasty onyx]

WOWZA

[still pike]

Take the satellite one and get another money joker

[serene forge]

what

yorick is a pair joker

[novel rain]

I need larger hand size so I can discard more cards so Yorick scales

[narrow scroll]

c'mon at least let me end it with a straight

[serene forge]

oh you meant handsize

[lament condor]

i've come to learn that taking a rental makes your money literally in the negatives and you can't afford anything for the next 4ish rounds

[serene forge]

depends on the rental

and how much econ generation you have

[lament condor]

like you can't make this up

[serene forge]

normally rental trading card isn't bad at all since that's money neutral

maybe not for black^2 deck though

[lament condor]

but im literally gonna die to the big blind 50% of the time

[serene forge]

yeah

trading card with 1 discard is rough

[lament condor]

however blueprint then selling it is money positive

[hasty onyx]

I never realised the beauty of trading card fully

[lament condor]

but the only other joker in the shop is an eternal rental jolly

[hasty onyx]

Its a portable hanged man that you get money for using

[serene forge]

yeah if you don't find anything next shop run is probably dead already

[glad aspen]

Go steel for scoring or go gold for econ, i have mime?

[serene forge]

dont make steels until you need them

get gold first

[ancient gyro]

this is how I get my black++ achievement

[hasty onyx]

I have a joker idea but idk if its too op

[low panther]

Nope. I lost

Wasn't meant to be

[foggy bane]

OH THANK GOD I DIED BEFORE THEY BROKE

THAT WAS SO SCARY

[hasty onyx]

If first played hand in round has only one card, enhance it

Thats not too op thinking abt it

[lament condor]

guess what

its gonna die

[serene forge]

random enhancement?

[hasty onyx]

Yeah random enhancement

[serene forge]

that sounds a little weak

[ancient gyro]

wow that stinks

[serene forge]

if you have to play a hand for it

[unborn cliff]

evil naneinf

[hasty onyx]

Yeah that actually kinda sucks thinking abt it

What if it was just steel instead

[pale wolf]

make it a random enhancement, edition, or seal

[lament condor]

1 dollar for 1 random enhancement

[pale wolf]

with all of them equally weighted so it's still more likely to be an enhancement

[ancient gyro]

confetti

[foggy bane]

im gonna go and eat a banana WITHOUT the peel just for the love of the game

[serene forge]

make it add a blue seal gold ace of spades

[novel rain]

Chat I might be cooked

It's Crimson Heart

[unborn cliff]

1 in 6 chance of succeeding

[pale wolf]

yeah make it make 100 red steel kings

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[pale wolf]

and also every hand not first

[novel rain]

And by might be

I mean definitively am

[cosmic sun]

streak of 3

[ancient gyro]

every hand with only 1 card played triggering the effect would make it better

[lament condor]

i take a lucky card.

i play both hoping to hit the +20 mult

i get +20 dollars TWICE then die.

[hasty onyx]

If first played hand has only one card, give 100 red seal polychrome steel cards to deck, add $100,000 to players bank account, pay off all players debts, give player superpowers and gives player a hot ass gf

[foggy bane]

Guys look its the gros michel and cavendish from the hit balatro indie video game

[cosmic sun]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVhdAvmRZEY

[foggy bane]

ripe enough for me

thats what bill cosby said

[cosmic sun]

[hasty onyx]

New spectral
Add a random 2 to hand
Gives player dementia

[weary whale]

Update;

Just need to unlock Stuntman

After that, I need to buy Stuntman, Glass Joker, Invisible Joker, & Golden Ticket

After that, I’ll have bought and used all Jokers

[hasty onyx]

Average spectral

[lament condor]

i love the 4 fingers and straight flush build with the weird technicalities

a spade 8, a spade 5, a diamond 4, a spade 3, and a spade 2 is a straight flush because it contains a straight and a flush

[hasty onyx]

I didnt know it could be used like that

[turbid dove]

I finishied my 6h balatro sesh

[lofty sapphire]

i think selling my holographic +60 square joker is unironically optimal here

wait nvm

[foggy bane]

and now imagine adding shortcut to that

[lofty sapphire]

i have mail in rebate

i forgot i bought that

oops :3

[hasty onyx]

Every time someone says “rebate” i think of that clip of President Jimble from smiling friends laughing at the word “debate”

[foggy bane]

debate

thats afuny word

[lofty sapphire]

president jimble more like president jimbo

[cosmic sun]

the money president

[foggy bane]

oh yea i feel very full of potassium and vitamins after eating those 2 bananas

[lofty sapphire]

🥹

[lyric karma]

potassium

[foggy bane]

kris get the cavendish

[fringe nebula]

ok this is pretty good, now we need some source of chips to make this setup alot safer
spun the wheel and got foil obelisk

[fringe nebula]

spun the wheel and got another foil on trading card

this game is answering my prayers

[ocean carbon]

I FINALLY DID IT

[fringe nebula]

gg!

[weary whale]

Now you can quit until 1.1

[ocean carbon]

Feels good.. this game has really occupied so much of my free time in a good way 😂

[ocean carbon]

Trust, now I can take a breather 😂 I’ll be there!

Easily one of my favorite games of all time.. cant wait.

[tawny crypt]

where would be the best place for my blueprint fella?

[violet lagoon]

Before throwback

[fringe nebula]

copy license

if it's active

another obelisk run

yorick is at x1 btw

[tawny crypt]

aight cheers

[wicked rover]

i didnt even know there was a five of a kind

[abstract oyster]

The more you know

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[lofty sapphire]

purple 👍

[wicked rover]

i have gained 0.1 iq i feel unstoppable

i now have 1.1 iq

[abstract oyster]

Me too

[abstract oyster]

Great!

[wicked rover]

🎉

[tawny crypt]

yipeee

[lofty sapphire]

pfft

[lyric karma]

Tbh i still dont know how erosion works

[subtle drum]

don’t forget to put the glass card first when u play the hand

[foggy bane]

It gains mult from cards being destroyed

[fickle mesa]

(52 - number of cards in deck) x 4 = mult

[fringe nebula]

you have less than 52 cards in your deck? you get mult

you add cards into your deck? you lose mult

[subtle drum]

shiba bait

[fringe nebula]

bloodstone is good and fun to pla- (gets kidnapped)

[willow frost]

i love this sticker of mizuki so much its so funny

[fickle mesa]

forcefem type beat

[lyric karma]

Im starting to think you hate bloodstone

[still pike]

First time playing black stake and its going good so far

[lyric karma]

Oh

[subtle drum]

real

[lyric karma]

that sounds pretty good

[serene forge]

I like this one

[subtle drum]

are we fr

showman is so good

[fringe nebula]

you basically gets +8 mult for each hangman you find

[serene forge]

username checks out

[willow frost]

yeah this is pretty good

[subtle drum]

do you just hate every joker

[serene forge]

I would if every joker was like bloodstone

[subtle drum]

what’s wrong with showman

[fringe nebula]

i love arrowhead

[serene forge]

literally worse than nothing

literally everything is wrong with it

[fringe nebula]

what are the chances of showman actually giving some value

[serene forge]

I guess he has a cool hat though

[willow frost]

clubs user saying this is legendary

[willow frost]

absoutely

[subtle drum]

you’d be surprised

most times i use it i get good value

[fringe nebula]

play gold stake

[subtle drum]

nah i’m doing orange stake rn

[fringe nebula]

yeah use showman on gold stake

[serene forge]

just like how bloodstone most of the time gives you good value right

[subtle drum]

orange stake not white stake

yes actually

[serene forge]

it would be less embarrassing if you were on white stake icl

[subtle drum]

i have no shame in saying this

[serene forge]

average showman

[lament condor]

is this worth?

[serene forge]

I wouldn't

[fringe nebula]

save money for interest

[lament condor]

its 6 dollars to 3 every round if I do sell something and the potental temperence value

[serene forge]

nah mizook would love stm and hate baron

because she's a queen

[lament condor]

also i don't even know im able to score enough for the next round

[lyric karma]

which hand should i build for orange stake?

[subtle drum]

stm >> baron fr

[serene forge]

your jonklers aren't that great I don't think the temperance helps very much

[lofty sapphire]

do i get rid of sock and buskin for ts

[fickle mesa]

is shoot the moon worth an i love ms hornet

[fringe nebula]

pairs

or 3oak

[serene forge]

sure

[fickle mesa]

i consider it acceptable

[serene forge]

pair

[lyric karma]

Thanks

[fickle mesa]

its not bad it does scale

[wintry ice]

very

[lament condor]

with a dusk and ace high straight i score 10k

[wintry ice]

i thought that was another sticker

[fickle mesa]

but its harder to turn into consistent scoring it feels like

[serene forge]

I should make another sticker

[wintry ice]

pairs are the best option like 80-90% of the time

[lament condor]

banana sticker

[willow frost]

imo she'd love baron just to ragebait

[wintry ice]

otherwise it depends on what the shop gives

[serene forge]

there is no character named banana

[sly prairie]

Idk about this setup

[willow frost]

soon

[serene forge]

honestly I can see that

[fringe nebula]

find ecto and antimatter

get mime

[lofty sapphire]

wth

[fickle mesa]

does neru have stickers

[lament condor]

oh i thought you meant balatro stickers

[fringe nebula]

can you make stickers with ena in it

[serene forge]

which character would be most likely to be a bloodstone user