🕹・game-discussion

[proven ember]

Ty ty

That will help

Ok, let's go plasma deck and pray

[patent sail]

cerulean bell chose a glass card 😭 bro actually went "just kill me already"

[proven ember]

See you in a minute

[sleek valley]

whats the naneinf threshold

[patent sail]

e309

or 308

something like that

[sleek valley]

what about with talisman

[patent sail]

with talisman its like e10##1000

which is a number so big its hard to reach in cryptid

[hollow grove]

Bell is the worst because of how luck dependent it is if you don't have a lot of deck fixing

I had it today and luckily I found tarot cards that countered it

[vestal copper]

crazy

[patent sail]

on checkered deck hes not so bad at all

[proven ember]

Chat we cooking?

[vestal copper]

bell is hard but actually free

[patent sail]

and bro chose a glass card in my hand full of spades

he wanted me to finish him off

[hollow grove]

Maybe on blue or red deck it is

idk I rarely lose to it (where I wouldn't have just lost anyway) but it's scary

[sleek valley]

balatro is kind of like super auto pets

[hollow grove]

If y'all could choose your ante 8 boss and know it from the beginning of the run, what would you pick

[proven ember]

I assume it is a correct to build a scalable chips jokers on plasma?

[manic talon]

amber acorn always

[sleek valley]

hand size one

the one that makes you able to increase handsize

i mean

[manic talon]

thats not an ante 8 boss

[hollow grove]

Ante 8...?

[fringe nebula]

always acorn lol

[hollow grove]

Same tbh

Even if your build depends on it, only takes one hand to figure it out

[sleek valley]

is crimson heart not an ante 8 boss?

[hollow grove]

Crimson heart disables a joker

[manic talon]

no shot youre picking crimson heart just for the bean bug

[sleek valley]

yeah and makes u able to increase your handsize with the bean

[sleek valley]

the bean bug is fun 🤷‍♂️

[manic talon]

you dont need one hand if you know the tech

[hollow grove]

Ohhhhhhh

Well TIL

[hollow grove]

What is the tech

[sleek valley]

the debuff isnt that bad and u get a fun glitch

[manic talon]

just hold the joker

[fringe crest]

hi guys

[hollow grove]

I don't know if I'm following you

Can you move the joker around as your cards are being scored it something

Also I play on mobile rn even though I have it on steam so interface things might be a bit different

[remote locust]

i just got the most money ive ever gotten unseeded

[manic talon]

select the blind, select one joker, hold it until it finishes shuffling

[fringe crest]

big money

[remote locust]

indeed big muniun

no legendary even

just golden ticket and bull

[hollow grove]

Ohhhh okay

I'll try that next time I get it

[fringe crest]

let me check my most money

[remote locust]

with some blueprints and a brainstorm tho

[twin lantern]

Slow the game's speed down if you believe you won't be fast enough to pull it off!
Especially if you're on mobile

[remote locust]

wait how do you check that?

[fringe crest]

options - stats

you can see more stuff in card stats and see your total wins in the profile select

[remote locust]

nice so it is the most money ive gotten

but how the hell did you even get that much money lol

[fringe crest]

mime gold

[remote locust]

ah

[fringe crest]

a lot of retriggers

[remote locust]

honestly i should use the brainstorm mod more

i want to do more naneinf's

[fringe crest]

noooo waste hours of your life like what ive been doing

[hollow grove]

What was your main source(s) of money

[remote locust]

skill issue, just cheat

[remote locust]

golden ticket with 2 blueprints and a brainstorm

[fringe crest]

have to do it legit or it doesnt count

[remote locust]

nuh uh

[fringe crest]

thats it?

[remote locust]

yeah thats it

[manic talon]

naneinf money when

[remote locust]

i got golden seals on the cards too

[stone shell]

actually ive been wondering what happens if you reach naneinf joker slots

[marsh swan]

There should be a joker that gives 1.5x money when a golden king is held in hand

[stone shell]

like do you just have infinite slots or no slots

[remote locust]

you get to use the ultimate joker

[fringe crest]

lag

[remote locust]

joker squared

[ancient gyro]

if only

[gaunt rapids]

John joker

[fringe crest]

uhh

naneinf money is impossible

[eternal kestrel]

I love square joker

[hollow grove]

You get a joker named after you in 1.1

[remote locust]

we need a ray man friends of jimbo collab

i just thought of that

[manic talon]

most likely a crash, but if it doesnt, maybe infinite slots

[fringe crest]

you cant get infinite money cuz the game eventually reads like 20 bucks as too small a number and doesnt do anything

[marsh swan]

Can't wait to get Ral: Showman Fan (76.00% C++) on my gold stake runs

[stone shell]

the joker ability is making all showmen negative

trust me im in the dev build

(im not this is bs)

[marsh swan]

Each showman scores 3xmult

[remote locust]

guys lets get a joker named after me it gives -1 chips but if you get 5 copies of it you just immediately win

[stone shell]

your joker ability is just dagger without the mult

[remote locust]

what do you mean

wait

wait no that doesnt make sense

[marsh swan]

5 daggers is the best strat

[remote locust]

my joker ability doesnt give infinite score tho

it just

wins

like pulls up the win menu

you won

[fringe crest]

i came up with a joker called unm watermelon kitty and each time you play a hand he meows

[proven ember]

If I don't find any of the last 4 jokers in this run I will be sad

[dapper zenith]

.....

[stone shell]

merry andy upon thee

[proven ember]

I love erratic deck

[hollow grove]

Second best is spending thousands in every shop until you roll a madness to feed the dagger

[dapper zenith]

not a fan as of late

[stone shell]

cooked

[proven ember]

It was fun as hell doing the gold

Oh

[cloud sinew]

I despise erratic

[proven ember]

I just saw the background

[marsh swan]

Restart the run until you get 52 8's for the 8ball value

[dapper zenith]

I think if I had played

the king with hierophant as high

it wouldve won

[proven ember]

Rip

[marsh swan]

Oh wait i didnt see that you lost

Rip

Erratic isnt that hard tho

[hollow grove]

Do you restart or just play whatever deck you roll into

[proven ember]

Anyone knows what's ante 8 boss value for plasma deck?

How many chips do i need to beat it

[dapper zenith]

restart fiend

but i look for either

wsome high volume of cards I want

or

[marsh swan]

800k on gs

[dapper zenith]

enough of one color

[marsh swan]

2x of 400k

[proven ember]

Ok, doable

[marsh swan]

Violent vessel is like

2.4m

[proven ember]

I hope I won't see him

[dapper zenith]

doing a new run

riff reaff gave me a negative tarot

negative fortune teller*

[proven ember]

How many chips would be 800k? 1700ish?

[ancient gyro]

chip value requirements for plasma
(violet vessel requirements in parentheses)
1 hand: 1789 (3099)
3 hands: 1033 (1789)
4 hands: 895 (1550)

[cloud sinew]

18 luckied scored and not a single payout

[cloud sinew]

~0.16%

[sullen aspen]

good old 4ok run

[proven ember]

Plasma deck was bad idea

But I got business card

[inner hollow]

I waited 11 antes for this sock and buskin

🙏🙏🙏🙏

[proven ember]

Should I?

[sullen aspen]

sock👀👀👀

[sullen aspen]

thats the run right there

[inner hollow]

I said blueprint i meant sock and buskin im so autistic why did i say that

😭😭😭😭😭

[proven ember]

Should I sell the rocket?

[sullen aspen]

u need econ but

also mult rn

[sullen aspen]

yeah no rocket goes

[proven ember]

I don't have a build up

[sullen aspen]

spam flushes

[proven ember]

Will be hard

[sullen aspen]

yeah but

imagine the pay out

👀

[proven ember]

I will try

[sullen aspen]

obelisk gaming is the truth

[proven ember]

Carotmancer is spamming me with colour tarots

The wisdom is true

[proven ember]

Hmm

Goodbye zany?

[sullen aspen]

whats the flash card at

[proven ember]

How much do you think is enough for obelisk?

12?

Flash is at 32 rn

[cloud sinew]

what hand is it

if its pair then id say get it to 15

[cloud sinew]

Definitely

[sullen aspen]

normally I get it to 14

[cloud sinew]

Get flush to 10 or so and youll be fine

[sullen aspen]

but 12 could also be it

[proven ember]

But I need to scale it

[fringe nebula]

chat i think gold stake ante 1 is impossible

[proven ember]

Aight

[cloud sinew]

@ancient gyro i lost this run ante 1 btw

to manacle lmao

[patent sail]

fuck you needle

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[patent sail]

bitchass killed my double blackboard run

[fringe nebula]

i hate the the eye

[ancient gyro]

dies from obtaining every other scoring source 🥀

[patent sail]

wee joker from judgement 🔥

[lunar zealot]

long straight

[proven ember]

Negative perishable count?

[hollow grove]

Do you have 4 fingers and shortcut /hj

[fickle mesa]

robbed

[patent sail]

had two souls today and both legendaries got sold

[hollow grove]

Nice 😎

Which ones

[fickle mesa]

ah arrowhead, the only flush incentive ever

[proven ember]

We got this

[patent sail]

chicot and perkeo

[latent egret]

yes

[patent sail]

both spawned when i didnt need them

[hollow grove]

Business card would like a word

[proven ember]

3 jokers left

[hollow grove]

Oh wow another already nice

[proven ember]

I feel powerful

Glass, stone and arrowhead

I am coming for you

[fickle mesa]

business card is not a flush incentive

it works with plenty of non flush hands

at most its like a two pair incentive

[sullen aspen]

photochad🧟‍♂️ photochad🧟‍♂️

[fickle mesa]

or a high card incentive w chad

[sullen aspen]

this combo is so dumb

[fickle mesa]

plus business card is decent but i consider it very much early game econ

a lot of econ jokers can outdo it

[fringe nebula]

free gold stake win?

[sullen aspen]

yes

[fringe nebula]

i also have telescope

[fickle mesa]

yeah i mean thatll do it

[sullen aspen]

holy 4ok dream

[fringe nebula]

ni

no

i already have level 14 pair

[sullen aspen]

oh☹️

[blissful fog]

Higher chances of winning but still need to manage some things here and there

[fickle mesa]

if u didnt have telescope id probably switch to 4oak tbh

just for the fun of it

pairs are a guaranteed win here 4oak is just fun

[proven ember]

He's so beautiful

[patent sail]

another soul

[hollow grove]

I love the cult of the lamb art for hearts

[patent sail]

and its perkeo again 😭

perkeo just loves me huh

[proven ember]

If riff raff don't have any lovers, that means I am dead

[cloud sinew]

I love riff

[patent sail]

maybe even raff

[fringe nebula]

riff raff is the best econ joker

guaranteed clean commons, no rentals, no perishables

[fickle mesa]

excessive

[patent sail]

do i just sell perkeo for hologram for funnies

[fickle mesa]

its powerful but rly just early game

[fringe nebula]

early game is 80% of balatro

i'm afraid

[fickle mesa]

i cant lie a third of riff raffs power is the fact that it can give you mail in rebate

[fresh oyster]

Done

🥹

I unlocked it

[fickle mesa]

and usually when you get that then riff raff is either restricted or done

[proven ember]

Don't tempt me again, game

[fickle mesa]

obelisk is really good you should replace that weird joker to the right of mystic summit with it

[hollow grove]

gg

[proven ember]

My only wish for this run is to find any of the 3 jokers left

[fringe nebula]

x11.25 hologram thanks to perkolator and sixth sense

[remote locust]

yk guys sometimes optimal isnt the best path to play a seed

[hollow grove]

Look for other uncommons

I know arrowhead is uncommon off the top of my head

So if you already have say a cloud 9 and the shop was 'supposed' to spawn it, what would've been the cloud 9 will roll into another uncommon

Which might be arrowhead

[hollow grove]

At least, this is what I plan to do when I'm towards the end

Without outright killing the run obviously

[proven ember]

Arrowhead for the +20 mult?

Obelisk is at 2.2

[hollow grove]

It's hereeeee

[proven ember]

I need the lucky cards to score

[hollow grove]

Not being able to play high card is a bit scary

Best wishes

[sullen aspen]

probably pivot to flushes

omg first shop stencil

[hollow grove]

Yes probably

That or photograph

[rich mauve]

reserved goat

[proven ember]

Verdant freaking leaf on ante 8

[hollow grove]

It's good but also annoying

Having to hold on to so many cards you may not want to play

[proven ember]

Need to find either joker generating card and pray or negative

[somber barn]

I have failed black deck 28 times in a row.

24 of them were poor RNG on Ante 1

[Regret]

[fringe nebula]

black deck earlygame

[hollow grove]

And I'm guessing you can't win with all debuffed cards?

[proven ember]

No

Photograp have to go

[patent sail]

dumbass run

[somber barn]

hwat

[eager bluff]

ALL HAIL MR BONE

[fringe nebula]

all hail mr bones

[proven ember]

Oh no, verdant leaf, I have to let go of photo chad
The game :

If I copy the 2 I think I can do it

[eager bluff]

Our lord and savior

[proven ember]

Aaa

148/150

[fringe nebula]

2 more

[hollow grove]

GG

[patent sail]

i dont have a brain.... but i have an idea

[proven ember]

I am glass and stonemaxxing since now (~ some architects in the 1930's )

[sullen aspen]

ur fucking with me right

I lost by 600 CHIPS

[eager bluff]

That stuntman debuff

Opss

[sullen aspen]

bro the heart hit both my stencils

[river hawk]

early game obelisk experience

[hollow grove]

Noooooo

[sullen aspen]

for every hand

[somber barn]

I've lost by 1 chip

[eager bluff]

:))) yeah she does that often

[fringe nebula]

i just realized

[sullen aspen]

I should've just taken the vessel

[terse vale]

still has time 2 stack

[somber barn]

To the shadow realm with you

[sullen aspen]

it was a 1/4 chance to get the heart

[river hawk]

obelisk goat fr

[rich mauve]

67

[patent sail]

you gotta be fucking with me

im finding that glass

[weak relic]

Reroll voucher

[rich mauve]

all roads lead to plant

[weak relic]

Take it

[patent sail]

im so smart

thank you

[terse vale]

whats green 4 lol

[patent sail]

bye bye plant

[fringe nebula]

i have gold stickered perkolator, chicklets and canio on this savefile damn

[weak relic]

Chicken nuggets

[patent sail]

he was here from the start, hes just in for a ride

[somber barn]

140 of them

[terse vale]

fair

you havent seen any value generators that R bettr ?

[patent sail]

just picked up dice for my lucky cards

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANOTHER SOUL

thats 4th one in last 2 hours

[somber barn]

Another soul :)

[patent sail]

do i kill dice for soul

[somber barn]

Do it

[patent sail]

canio

[somber barn]

‽

[patent sail]

eh i live anyway

[weak relic]

Murder

[patent sail]

negative banana ante 7

im taking him to the end

[somber barn]

Yeehaw

[patent sail]

final boss crimson fart

[weak relic]

Money.

[patent sail]

probably safe rerolling him

[patent sail]

i kill vv

[weak relic]

Verdant

[patent sail]

can just sell negative banana or canio

[weak relic]

No dont kill mr opp

[patent sail]

canio is already gold sealed and at X1

so i can

[weak relic]

Free $10 then

[somber barn]

$$$$

[patent sail]

i will keep for fun i guess

unless leaf makes me sell him

negative skip right before the boss too do we yolo it

cuz funny

[weak relic]

Should've been an incantation

[fringe nebula]

i know right

[patent sail]

its verdant lmao

bye canio

[fringe nebula]

i got similar setup before with incantation

hilarious

[nimble matrix]

I love disgusting “fuck it we ball” setups

[patent sail]

they are so funny ro get away with

[short oasis]

lowk bro i had such a good run with pareidolia but it had to be the plant 💔

[nimble matrix]

YOUCH!!!!

[patent sail]

ive had a couple setups where i won with 0 xmults

[somber barn]

Enough stone for a furnace over there

[nimble matrix]

No xmult runs are so fucked up, I love them

[patent sail]

they are so fucking dumb i swear to god

all those builds just end being random bullshit

hold on ill find one

[nimble matrix]

Reminds me of an old doodle which was also a “rANDOM BULLSHIT GO” run

[patent sail]

ive won with just STUFF

220k with all 6 hands used, sell any one of those and the run would explode

[quaint stag]

whatever you want ahh line up

[patent sail]

game didnt give me SHI

[quaint stag]

hey btw

what mod is that

[patent sail]

which one

unBlind of the blinds showing in shop

[quaint stag]

the one you're using that shows mult and chips

[fickle mesa]

a little bit of this a little bit of that build

[patent sail]

jokerdisplay

[quaint stag]

oh neat ty

[fickle mesa]

+24 on red card so depressing tho

[patent sail]

my econ was nowhere

[quaint stag]

to do list jus there for fun

[patent sail]

so was my everything

i still won tho somehow

[nimble matrix]

I think it was just there because it was foiled, I don't fully remember

I once again decimated my deck because of erosion just being there

[patent sail]

also this is pretyy,,,

[quaint stag]

to do list and faceless joker fighting over who is the worst econ joker

[patent sail]

first card fartomancer spawns is wheel 🥀

[wind cairn]

Kool

[hoary parrot]

where should i get help

[nimble matrix]

😭 🙏

[patent sail]

worst econ joker is flower pot

$3 when you sell it and thats it

[hoary parrot]

i need help

[calm furnace]

this was free

[nimble matrix]

Thank you, I can doodle better I just did this very quickly like a few months ago

[quaint stag]

would you rather have shitty rebate or would you rather play 40ak for 4 dollars

[patent sail]

in terms of?

[nimble matrix]

🤨

[patent sail]

if thats just a quick doodle oh god

[nimble matrix]

I need to draw more balatro stuff, man

[patent sail]

game wants me to do madness now, guess we madnessing

[hollow grove]

Oh wow you drew that?

It's amazing

Wasn't sure if you were just sharing art you saw elsewhere

[nimble matrix]

I never have gotten a successful madness run, I need to figure that out I thinl

[rose wolf]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BALATRO

[quaint stag]

i once saw a run with 4 eternal madnesses and 1 eternal stuntman

[nimble matrix]

Thank you! That is my sona in the drawing lmao

[hoary parrot]

unlocking challenge decks

[patent sail]

im too lazy to draw shittt i just drew bloodstone once and even that was too lazy to properly finish

[patent sail]

win 5 times?

[nimble matrix]

I did not realise it was the balatro birthday helfp
Happy birthday stupid gamble game

[hollow grove]

Get two and let them battle it out

Feeding madness with rif raff is also funny

[hoary parrot]

with diffrent decks?
im somewhat confused

[patent sail]

i think any 5 wins idk

[quaint stag]

i like madness but madness is like idol in a sense where in order to make it work you have to work your entire deck around it

[hoary parrot]

i already did that though

[patent sail]

you dont even need to feed it, it will gain mult with no other jonklers

[short oasis]

im pretty sure its 5 wins w/ diff decks

[patent sail]

well shit

well then

i guess that

[hollow grove]

I know but it's fun to anyway

[quaint stag]

hop on black deck

[patent sail]

im checkering my deck today

[hollow grove]

Also I do sometimes try to fill my joker slots with madness and just cycle through them one at a time

[patent sail]

may finish it in one day

[nimble matrix]

Doing that tutorial run (started with Jimbo because I don't have anything else help)

[weak relic]

Yuri was inevitably doomed from the start

Don't ask why I replayed black deck

[patent sail]

red card first shop we are gaming

[nimble matrix]

Gee, thanks temperance!

[patent sail]

buy to lock in that fool 🗣🔥

[nimble matrix]

😭

[patent sail]

NOOO I CANT AFFORD WEE

[nimble matrix]

NOO

[weak relic]

Now hex it

[patent sail]

dude why is EVERYTHUNG eternal

im yet to see one joker that isnt eternal

[nimble matrix]

I wanna try getting a fuck it we ball run but like I'm so shite at this game, dawg
I need to actually get good

[weak relic]

Ante 1 eternal madness my favorite

[patent sail]

i instinctively picked up seeing double on checkered deck 😭😭😭 im restarting

[nimble matrix]

Hell naw 😭 😭

[patent sail]

and ofc first joker is flower pot

[nimble matrix]

Pareidolia and Business card? Thanks for the free money

[patent sail]

mad world challenge

[nimble matrix]

Real

I'm not playing that thougj

D:

[patent sail]

yeah buy

but

its that

[nimble matrix]

Tru

I am so dead lmao

[patent sail]

typa shit i say when im about to die

[nimble matrix]

fuuuck

The Mark butPareidolia

[atomic trout]

⚰️⚰️

[rich mauve]

CLICK HERE TO [[LOSE MONEY]]

[atomic trout]

I don't even.

[patent sail]

GAME FUCK YOU

[rich mauve]

[spamton laugh]

[patent sail]

wee joker 1st shop when i have 7 dollars

[nimble matrix]

YAY! LESS MONEY

[hoary parrot]

can anyone tell me how do i access challenge mode

[patent sail]

5 different deck wins

[hoary parrot]

yes and then what?

[patent sail]

thats it

then you get them unlocked

[hoary parrot]

not unlocked yet

[patent sail]

try doung another win, game just bugs out like this sometimes

[nimble matrix]

I'm lowkey just throwing bullshit at the wall and hoping it sticks
What the fuck is this

[patent sail]

cards 🎀🎀🎀

[plucky shuttle]

I mean... looks like +mult and xmult
Recipe for success

[brave goblet]

brainstorming red card is technically an x2 🧠

[hoary parrot]

hmm sure ill try

probably with the red deck or something
idk if it will show 6/5 then

[patent sail]

some achievements take an extra win to count too (like c+ or c++) so this may be the case

[hoary parrot]

hmm i see

that explains my tiny hands achievent coming out of nowhere

[nimble matrix]

I accidentally bought magic trick

Someone kill me

Yay, I finally did consistent winning

I quite literally

Suck shit at this game

And never get past a win streak of 2

[frail jolt]

is there any good seed so i can win my first game

[foggy bane]

Seeded wins wont do you any good

Cus you cant get achievements or unlock stuff

[frail jolt]

i know but seeing the victory screen is like

u know

satisfying

[foggy bane]

Well

Theres a seed chanel here

Check that out

[frail jolt]

oh ok

[rapid cargo]

Like three rounds later the Idol didn't hit but I made it to E.

I'm proud of that.

[hoary parrot]

wish theres a mod that unlocks (not discover) everything

[hasty onyx]

Should i sell my raised fist for a photograph i’m not on a run that would support photo

[rapid jasper]

i can't wait to have it proc 0 times on the final ante boss

[undone laurel]

Wack ass victory

[rapid jasper]

orange nebula done, gold stake time : D

[sullen aspen]

wow 3 back to back to back gold stake wins

[rotund igloo]

Well if you get verdant leaf...

[patent sail]

i fucking HATE the wall bro what the fuck

i had such a good run and bro had to appear ante 7

0 luchadors out of 10 would kill

[remote locust]

WHYYYYYY

[fair sapphire]

shit js runs u into the ground on any other deck

first round invis sucks

[remote locust]

i swear

ultimate raigebait

[fickle mesa]

yeah invis is very bait indeed

good on you for recognizing

[remote locust]

nonono

i havent recognized that invis is bait yet

[woven spire]

they were saying ragebait because they couldn’t afford it

[remote locust]

i am not allowed to be smart legally until i do golden stake on anything

[fickle mesa]

yeah im

[fickle mesa]

the thing is doing gold stake requires you be at least a tad smart

just a smidge

[remote locust]

i'll figure it out later

[woven spire]

i’m taking 1s shop invis on black stake all day tho

well if i had the money

[remote locust]

guys do i take it?

[eager summit]

i'd take the midas

[remote locust]

the dna tho?

[eager summit]

are you doing a build where you'll be doing a lot of 1 card

[granite sandal]

i love hack/wee synergy so much

(jokers are hack, wee, trading card, brainstorm, and space joker)

RKXS7KUI

[calm furnace]

im blessed tofay

[remote locust]

i am just trying to win ante 8 so no big score bullshit

[fickle mesa]

@weary elm

[weary elm]

it

that’s your pronoun

ok

sure thing

????

[remote locust]

oh my god its henry ford from temu what do you think about the pair controversy

[eager summit]

eternal dna early on is risky but you could use it for flush fives or full houses

[remote locust]

honestly

i dont think i take it

its scary

[eager summit]

yea

[granite sandal]

you can always find another dna

or cryptid/death if you need copying that badly

[eager summit]

i'd flip a coin on it

lol

bc like

[remote locust]

forget it i just got these things

[eager summit]

the memes

[granite sandal]

heck yeah i just got done with a really good hack run

love that guy

[fickle mesa]

hack is okay eternal hack with eternal dna is wild

what are you copying

[eager summit]

don't you mean hack yeah

[granite sandal]

hack tuah

hack twoah

[remote locust]

cards duh

[fickle mesa]

yeah what card

[remote locust]

that one card

thats 1-5

[fickle mesa]

if its just a blank 2

[fickle mesa]

1 of hearts

okay

[remote locust]

you got it

[eager summit]

why can it be dragged

[remote locust]

see the gamble is correct

[brave goblet]

almost everything is draggable

if it looks like you can hold it, it can be

[foggy bane]

You can even drag blinds

For some reason

[hollow grove]

And jokers in the collection view

[foggy bane]

Me when i make a man without vision dress feminine

Sorry

[remote locust]

the gamble was not correct

[robust lance]

Should have gambled harder

[remote locust]

i guess

[fickle mesa]

tbh hack is quite mid

you need very powerful low cards for it to be worth it

like gold seal luckies are good

[pine swift]

Second time today when i got nat negative dusk when playing baron build. Another time was super early too but couldn't change build bcs it was on gold stake and i had eternal baron 😭

[rapid jasper]

nebula deck was suprisingly hard to build in. then i remembered pair builds are strong, and it became a whole lot eaiser

[eager summit]

well well well

[hollow grove]

Nice

Now to find literally any uncommon

[patent sail]

i wish i could hit them against the edges of the screen real hard

[patent sail]

gay couple

[weary elm]

woah gays

those guys are uh

👍

[hollow grove]

Stencil is an uncommon I guess

Too bad you won't be able to afford blue joker after buying it /jk

[patent sail]

blue joker ofc 🗣🗣🗣

[robust lance]

Inaccurate, gros Michel would NEVER survive to ante 6, even if taken ante 5

[undone sierra]

What about a Gros michel based build

[robust lance]

As stable as the United States (not at all)

[hollow grove]

It would if you were hoping for it to die asap

[undone sierra]

😭

[undone sierra]

The entire thing is being lifted by that pair of pants

What level is the pair

[hollow grove]

I am committed to making this seance work

Hermit is the safe play but this is the fun one

Also low stake bc I haven't played this deck yet

[eager summit]

now i won't need to worry about overcrowding my deck

[eager summit]

i'm going full house

:3

[undone sierra]

☕

[hasty onyx]

FUCK THE PLANT

FUCK THE PLANT

I FUCKING HATE THE PLANT

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

[eager summit]

i'm going up against plant, i'll avenge you

[brave goblet]

Would be supreme comedy if the plant kills you too

[tawdry rock]

jumpscare

[fickle mesa]

why lol

[eager summit]

avenged

[fickle mesa]

just do two pair its way easier and makes way more sense

[eager summit]

bc my house is full of idiots

[barren wigeon]

i got e15 with only 9s

[hasty onyx]

Avenge my beautiful perfect run

[eager summit]

i'm getting them pretty consistently

[eager summit]

@hasty onyx

i beat it by a lot

[hasty onyx]

Hologram be bad challenge

[hollow grove]

Straight flushes for days

Who needs scoring jokers when you have juggler on painted deck (not that I've been offered literally any yet)

[latent ravine]

i might kinda suck at this game, maybe

[hollow grove]

Photochad is not a guaranteed win

[latent ravine]

yeah, that too

[slow iris]

I FUCKING LOVE THE PLANT

❤️

[hasty onyx]

Mods, snap his neck

[hollow grove]

It's funny when you're on a bus run

[slow iris]

exactly

[slow iris]

whose neck?

[hollow grove]

Profile literally says she / her

Not everyone on discord is a dude

[eager summit]

enjoy the seed for yourself

[hasty onyx]

It was a ref to this i’m aware

[terse vale]

always use they until you know otherwise

[hasty onyx]

Didnt know i offended the WOKE crowd for WOKE PEEOOOPPLEEEE

[wintry ice]

guys look it's the woker

and the other woker

[jolly relic]

should i eat icecream or more stew

[hasty onyx]

More stew implies youve already eaten stew so ice cream

[jolly relic]

should i eat more stew later

[eager summit]

this can never be a serious question

bc the answer is always yes

stew is good

[jolly relic]

okay 😛

[hollow grove]

This is such a cool run

Straight flush is going to be my most played hand

Loses to debuffed spades and probably other things though

[lament ledge]

does it make straight flush viable with 4 card as well?

[brave goblet]

yes

if your hand independently contains a flush and a straight, it becomes a straight flush

[lament ledge]

awesome

[ancient gyro]

black++ completed

[heady narwhal]

temperance over hermit is funny to me

[ancient gyro]

soul appearing at all is funny

I blame that one stupid perkeo run

[brave goblet]

17 souls damn

[ancient gyro]

for all that

and most of the time I was below max hermit value in the sense that I could use it right away ig

[hollow grove]

Is soul actually rarer even among the spectrals?

Or am I just unlucky? Barely seem to see it

[ancient gyro]

technically depends on your money management

[lucid plank]

Soul is a bit special

[ancient gyro]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[lucid plank]

Soul doesn't quite follow the same rules as other spectrals in how it appears

Iirc it can only appear in packs and it can't be generated with spectral generating jokers or in the shop

But it can also appear in arcana packs without the voucher

[jolly relic]

eating icecream

[nova flicker]

Yo when game gon get the update

[jolly relic]

its pineapple

[hollow grove]

Makes sense, thx

[jolly relic]

icecream eaten

i should get more

[lucid plank]

Yeah if you ever use spectral generators or ghost deck you will definitely see other spectrals more

[mystic bear]

how to beat black deck orange stake (probably)

i'm finding ZERO x-mult whatsoever

[lucid plank]

Rip

[mystic bear]

so i'm just going to brute force with 10 hands

[ancient gyro]

burger is technically x mult

[marsh tartan]

what are some tips to beat ghost deck on any stake i am just not getting any decent jokers to poly 👀

[ancient gyro]

also context hat

[mystic bear]

kind of? in a way

[cloud sinew]

soul and black hole can both only be found in packs; spectral packs and arcana packs for soul, spectral packs and celestial packs for black hole*
-# black hole can also appear in arcana packs if you have Omen Globe, and it can replace Soul lol.

[mystic bear]

+54 mult red card is carrying me hard this run

[ancient gyro]

you're given twice as many hands to scale with squimbo and grimbo (x3 with bp)

[cloud sinew]

i would have guessed that green joker would be higher considering you have double burglar

[ancient gyro]

o I completed black++ today

[mystic bear]

i didn't get green joker til later

he's at +21

[safe flower]

Ante 1 shop 1, perishable jimbo, ice cream, two buffoon packs, what do you go for

[tall jetty]

ice cream

[ancient gyro]

jimbo on black deck/hook/manacle, ice cream otherwise

[merry swift]

ice cream is broken early on

[eager summit]

this gros michel is emotionally attached to me

[cloud sinew]

my dumbass just took an eternal rental thinking it was rental perishable

im resetting

[ancient gyro]

man

[eager summit]

coward

[weary depot]

Blue stake is DONE

[solid coral]

What’s the move here? Vamp is at 2.6x

[foggy bane]

Whats the achievement for

[ancient gyro]

egg dies

[willow frost]

sell midas

what

oh nvm

2.6 is probably good

just find tarots now i guess

[solid coral]

So Midas?

[ancient gyro]

egg

[solid coral]

Swash is most of my mult rn tho

[ancient gyro]

2 x mults will yield a higher overall score

while being disposable

on painted no less

and given money to roll down for better retroactive mult alternatives

[sharp junco]

kill jokerless

[solid coral]

Won’t I die like next round? I’ll bp vamp but I won’t have enough mult

[weary depot]

Crazy

[merry swift]

sick joke

[lament ledge]

does gold override bonus card? if i got heart queen turned into gold version would it loose its +30 extra chips bonus?

[sharp junco]

yes

[lament ledge]

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt

[sharp junco]

both gold and bonus are modifiers so it overwrites

[terse vale]

yes! but things like seals don’t override enhancements

neither do editions

[terse vale]

and lowkey I wouldn’t sell anything

[merry swift]

@lament ledge none of those three override, basically

[sharp junco]

you can have a card with 1 of each of these

enhancements (lucky, bonus, steel, mult, wild, glass, stone, gold)
seals (red, blue, yellow, purple)
and editions (holograph, foil, polychrome)

like this though

[terse vale]

planets seem very needed though

[sharp junco]

banana

[solid coral]

Yeah I think I’m just gonna keep going should be enough to get me to ante 8 like this

[terse vale]

on gold stake i’d probably do thr same thing

[solid coral]

I’m on white figured I’d finally go ahead and unlock invisible joker

[olive flax]

Do I sell anything for an invis?

[willow frost]

ah damn

[stone dagger]

Maybe arrow?

[wicked sequoia]

Hardest pivot since '99

[stone dagger]

[safe flower]

Based

[merry swift]

this is the best brainstorm placement right?

1.5^3 = 3.375 if I'm not doing my math wrong

[cloud sinew]

Yes

[solid coral]

Bro came back

[sullen aspen]

vampire + midas mask❤️

[rose geyser]

WHY THE WALL ON ANTE 7 AAAAA

AND I HAD A GOOD LINEUP TOO

[cyan bison]

what do you call this build?

[still pike]

X15 plus x1.5 build idk

[still pike]

Win

[cyan bison]

welp, cant deny that ahah

[shell dagger]

Die to eye

[still pike]

I wish I had that

I never had a polycrome card sharp

[solid coral]

What hand did you go for

[uneven laurel]

So Im doing a new save. And I immediately had one of my favourite runs ever

[cyan bison]

Nope, Director's cut ftw 😎

[cyan bison]

pairs lmao

[still pike]

All u need is a negative chip joker or something that's good too

[cyan bison]

Fun fact: there were 2 souls on this seed and i sold Canio for the meme lol

[still pike]

Lol

[cyan bison]

nah just good planet levels are enough

[still pike]

True I had lvl 93 pair last night with brainstorm blueprint and 2 burnt

[merry swift]

oh my, this boss was puzzling but it worked!! Loyalty Card, Cloud 9 and Cartomancer gold stickered 🫡

[cyan bison]

Another fun fact: I played it with 2 level pair until ante 4 🙃

[cyan bison]

good god ahah

[still pike]

A run i had last night

This is where I lost because I never played a pair or lots of queens because fish is evil

[plain nimbus]

Maths ain't mathing

[rapid jasper]

randomly decided to try jokerless

planets are fun

[grim escarp]

Chat do I start doing metal?

Or do I look for blueprint and ecto?

[light brook]

(you can’t see but it was photochad lucky cat, cat was at 26.25x)

[lament ledge]

how are u supposed to play any other hand than a flush 😭

flush is too easy bro

every other hand sucks ass in comparison to flush

flush is broken, nerf it!!!

[grim escarp]

Flush is awful on higher stakes tbh

[lament ledge]

its more then enough to win

flush has to be the most broken hand tbh

hand tier list

flush S+ tier

full house F tier

straight S tier

[midnight barn]

chat what do i do 💔 i dont think i make it by one hand

[lament ledge]

make it in two 🧠

[terse vale]

pair

flushes are inconsistent on gold stake

but don’t feel bad! a lot of new players think this so you’re not alone atleast

[mighty swallow]

three times in a fucking row i'm skipping blind for a rare joker and get some bullshit that is perishable. Im not doing the orange stake anytime soon

[terse vale]

you are right about this tho

[terse vale]

don’t skip !

you’re losing out on important shops

[thorny cipher]

Finally!

[terse vale]

oooo cool

[terse vale]

if you do really wanna beat orange stake you need to know whats good and nawt

[bitter schooner]

NOOOOOOOOO I WAS LOOKING FOR PURPLE SEAL AND FORGOT I ONLY HAD 1 HAND LEFTTT

[lament ledge]

has anyone ever tried playing four of a hands only?

[willow frost]

did you find it

[bitter schooner]

Bottom deck🗿

[willow frost]

rip

[soft vapor]

Brooo

Flush is F tier

Straight is S tier

[lament ledge]

flush haters coming in

[soft vapor]

Straight Flush is S tier

[lament ledge]

theyre almost the same 😭

[soft vapor]

Pair is P tier

High card is H tier

[lament ledge]

OHHHH

[soft vapor]

Three of a kind is T tier

[lament ledge]

flush is still S tho

even in this tier list

[granite heron]

i feel like this unlock condition forces run-destructive behavior even worse than the one for antimatter

[brave goblet]

Baron meta for gold stake pog?

[granite heron]

i mean i guess if you have exactly Hologram its not run destructive

[bitter schooner]

Is this fr?

Words cannot describe my frustration

[granite heron]

should've selected yellow deck today

[torpid bridge]

Yellow is piss color

[bitter schooner]

The fact that i was doing stake run with yellow deck a few hours ago.

🗿

[granite heron]

damn

[bitter schooner]

Imagine blueprint in pack

Lemme open it rq

[grim escarp]

Hmmmmm

[bitter schooner]

5TX6MYR8 got the id try it, it looks like a funny run

[brave goblet]

only one copy jonker ong

[thorny cipher]

My almost-win Jokerless run is Straight Build, in Ante 8, I grabbed the Hieroglyph to back to Ante 7 and Small Blind kill my run cuz of brick hands,

[bitter schooner]

Omg... IT IS LITERALLY A PERFECT START FOR YELLOW DECK

[thorny cipher]

Look stonks to me $$$

[brave goblet]

can't even predict your death on ante 4 or sum cause 1) it's green stake and 2) you'll have money to do literally whatever you want lmao

[novel rain]

Invisible Joker duplicated literally the worst thing it could have

[mighty swallow]

i love this game.

[shell dagger]

Runner is a great start

[eternal spoke]

The last joket I had to get for C++ was "The Order". I just beat gold stake with it on an unseeded run. Wtf happened? Why did it not count? How? Why? I was so excited. What

[plain ermine]

3

[wanton magnet]

100 cards discarded, 90 cards played and not once could I death and aura my red seal king

Not once

Genuinely what are the chances of me not finding my king

In a 48 card deck I didnt find it once, not ONCE

[hard mantle]

holographic joker

[brave goblet]

mobile?

[eternal spoke]

yeah..

[brave goblet]

rip

[eternal spoke]

:(

What

[brave goblet]

everyone's complaining that mobile is super bugged

[eternal spoke]

😭

[willow frost]

hologrammic joker

[brave goblet]

mobile loves eating stickers

[granite heron]

what

[eternal spoke]

Bro

[eternal spoke]

I

[willow frost]

hologram

[eternal spoke]

I don''t even know how many hours I've had to wait to find The Order

[brave goblet]

you'll find it again

[eternal spoke]

I know :(

I thought I was finally done lmao

Could go back to white stake to try to NanInf

Retire and have kids or something

[granite heron]

i genuinely had to open the collection to make sure i didnt get mandela effected

[willow frost]

retiring before having kids is crazy

[willow frost]

lmao what happened in the brain

[eternal spoke]

If I got C++ I don't gotta work any more

[willow frost]

oh i see

its because you got all the gold already

[plain ermine]

just found a hologram and a constellation in the same shop

[eternal spoke]

yessir

[mighty swallow]

guys... thats probably the hardest choice i've had in 70h playthrough

legendary or polychrome lucky queen of clubs...

[hard mantle]

should i take the mercury or just let my interest build.....

[eternal spoke]

Gold will come. One loss doesn't make a lifetime of loss.

[hard mantle]

im gonna go with interest

[willow frost]

well if the loss was life ending it might lol

[mighty swallow]

I'm making queen clubs, right?...

[brave goblet]

did you find the clubs boss yet?

[mighty swallow]

no

[brave goblet]

[sullen aspen]

sell golden joker

pray for the 1/5 trib

[willow frost]

what the fuck does this mean lmao

[sullen aspen]

:hellokitty:

[brave goblet]

That's the face the clubs boss makes when it sees you

[mighty swallow]

i mean... i'll see the moon card again

but not the legendary

so maybe ur right

[sullen aspen]

TECHNICALLY

[eternal spoke]

This one wasn't. I live to see another day, to find gold again

[sullen aspen]

u can see another soul

[willow frost]

nice

[sullen aspen]

but yeah just pray for the 1/5

[weary whale]

Apparently I held $625 at one point but didn’t unlock Satellite Joker

[brave goblet]

best it can do is canio

[sullen aspen]

thats also good?😭

[mighty swallow]

maybe perkeo or white one is good too

[sullen aspen]

trib is the goat

[plucky lantern]

This chat is alive 24/7?

[willow frost]

no

[sullen aspen]

in his case

[keen radish]

Guys where do I put brainstorm in here

[brave goblet]

it is lol

[willow frost]

sometimes it goes quiet for a few minutes

[brave goblet]

but when the star is the poly clubs queen

[keen radish]

Not hand dependant built, but pairs score better

[willow frost]

in your joker slots 🧠

[sullen aspen]

half joker gotta go

[plucky lantern]

There's no way

[sullen aspen]

unless ur supernova is not scaled enough

[keen radish]

It’s not

That’s the issue

[willow frost]

it do

[mighty swallow]

fuck it, we roll the soul

[sullen aspen]

yes thats the spirit

[plucky lantern]

Lol

[mighty swallow]

ladies and gentleman

[keen radish]

My bull is it 600 chips tho

[willow frost]

it reminds me i should be doing something productive because everyone else seems to be

[sullen aspen]

challenges

[keen radish]

U ain’t seen a bull this big

[sullen aspen]

did u get chigoat

[hard mantle]

this is actually a really hard choice

[sullen aspen]

👀

[rich mauve]

you

[sullen aspen]

not even lmao

[rich mauve]

you don't have to be the bad guy

[sullen aspen]

red card all the way

[hard mantle]

im leaning red card but

[hard mantle]

okay yeah fair enuff

[sullen aspen]

red card is one of

if not the best flat mult

[sullen aspen]

oh well

that still helps u out actually

[rich mauve]

spelled wrong

smh

[mighty swallow]

i mean.. better than yorick maybe

[sullen aspen]

chigoat is always a good slot in

[sullen aspen]

perkeo*

yorick is also a good pick up

[weary whale]

Oh ok

[mighty swallow]

perkeo is good, no?

[sullen aspen]

no comment

id rather have any other legendary

[foggy bane]

chicot just kinda looks like that weird uncle you see once a year yk

[mighty swallow]

yeah but takes too long to scale prob

[mystic vale]

is this peak?

[sullen aspen]

not even

[rich mauve]

and you get to play his playstation

once a year

[foggy bane]

yea you get it

[sullen aspen]

with marry andy/vouchers yorick scales pretty good

[foggy bane]

my favorite balatro ship

[mighty swallow]

that bitch reminded that i've sold him for a fucking chi.....(goat)

[hard mantle]

seed money or castle

[rich mauve]

skip

[frozen tendon]

i'm passing on both ngl lmao

[rich mauve]

holo cloud

you'll be fine

[hard mantle]

okay fair

[rich mauve]

why does that sound so

anyways

[mighty swallow]

and in the very next shop too, seriously?

[frozen tendon]

am i the only one who thinks red card sucks

[foggy bane]

that gold joker wants you dude

[frozen tendon]

screw that guy

[rose wolf]

we're reading hamlet in my english class next school year is this a balatro reference /j

[mighty swallow]

in first few fours of balatro i thought the red card is OP

[white coral]

😓

[sullen aspen]

cause it is

[mighty swallow]

but... why

[rich mauve]

a spectral card appeared out of your book!

[sullen aspen]

best flat mult

[frozen tendon]

idk, i just feel like spending money on packs to skip for scale is just a waste of money but then again i'm a bmp player so maybe that's why

[sullen aspen]

6mult per blind

[hard mantle]

was not fine </3

[rose wolf]

(if anyone doesn't get the reference somehow, yorick is based off of the character yorick from hamlet)

[frozen tendon]

well you're playing straights lol

[rich mauve]

let's not say per blind

then you lose a lot of money

[hard mantle]

i wasnt playing straights, thats just the most hand types i got

[frozen tendon]

what deck i can't tell?

[hard mantle]

i wasnt playing any particular hand over one another

red