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I saw someone before that was about to lose a trib photochad run to plant and was like "literally nothing I could do" but then someone pointed out the justice just chilling in their consumable slots
Its playing with fire for sure. But sometimes its fun to play risky in balatro
LOLL
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There are a lot of risky plays but definitely more than photochad brainrot
my favorite risky play is opening balatro
"all jokers can be good"
"ew photochad"
that's way too risky
Shhhhh shhhhhh before you bury yourself deeper
ew flower pot
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thats a combo of jokers not a joker
you called bus bad btw
photochad is good its just not fun
wha
Also chads not bad photo is kinda meh
photochad isnt inherently bad btw, its just
- boring
- plant exists
photochad is good but it's a huge crutch usually
Yeah
It's not about photochad being good but the overeliance people have on it and what it means for how they play
yea
not even in the comment sections
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*blowman
And matador
Showman is .. there
Okay sorry i guess
Matador has won me dozens of runs I love that guy
I did a bloodstone run yesterday then hopped into a shower for 30 minutes
boots
photochad can be good its just a noob strat
something being overcentralizing is enough to make it boring
not as horrible as fl*wer pot
Also boots is fine
not even a million showers will make me feel clean
Itās not great or even good itās just fine
worse than swash or avstract
boots are kind of bad but they're usable
Boot is bad
its not fine its scaling is hella ass
Itās fine
it should be +4 at least
Shhhhh shhhhh
If you have 0 dollars itās horrible
The only unusable joker is idol
if i see him early bros getting picked up because in very likely to run into something that i can farm
if you jave 25 its horrible
are you guys really dogpiling everyone with a different opinion
But itās not that hard to get to 100-200
"Think carefully before the next message"
boots is a joker you take when you're desperate
But it can be a trap because people never reroll to find x mult later on
joker so good it made a balatro player shower
Bootstraps is a joker you take when you need a gold sticker on it
I donāt really do the reaction spam myself but I can say that heās just kinda wrong
yes the average gols stake run where you are sitting on 100$ and don't have to reroll for xmult or scale anything
Okay but let me explain why: if you see a matador in shop and the next boss blind is a suit debuffer, and your hands are spammable, that is $8 per hand.
reaction spamming is fun what can i say
baseball card value
If that doesn't happen you just play poorly mate
Even i as the victim thought it was pretty funny
just like flower pot
sigh
I mean Iāve used boots quite a bit itās not that hard
Flower pot is the best joker in the game
boots is far worse than all of the viable +mult jokers
Hands down
Nobody said it was hard
It's great with money tree
We said it was BAD
ive won with baron many times
its not that hard
Boots barely shows up or me if I have money tbh and/or I already have a superior multer
and "viable" includes erosion and ft
Or that is not super common to do that
Anyways I'm also just using that money to get good jokers
It doesn't happen often no
In gold stake there is no reason to stockpile money
Like flower pot
Ive done it in like 4/5 of my last few runs?
Itās not too difficult to get money in the game
Cross reacting doesn't change anything
if you ever see it you shoukd hold R
I will bless your game with a guaranteed bloodstone drop first uncommon
anecdotal evidence doesnāt change the fact itās one of the least viable +mult jokers
I haven't seen a boots run in a while tbh
"but wait I managed to get 100$ last run" yeah and last week I had a run with to the moon and money tree
And?
I think I do good at avoiding using dookie
bloodstone triggers sometimes every once in a while
flower pot? never
the R in flower stands for hold R
Yeah I guess but it wouldnāt say itās bad?
the problem is rerolling into stuff
Itās worse than red card and bus sure
G in it stands for Good
its bad
But itās probably better than fortune teller
its worse than half joker
Red card and bus are great
its worse than abstract
I've scaled more fortune tellers than boots tbh
it is bad in comparison to its other jokers
Mmmmm fortune teller
very bad
anecdotal evidence doesn'r tell the full story
Abstract has better money scaling than bootstraps
i say bus is bad i get clowned but when he says it bad no one cares
Ok maybe i just hold money well a lot idk ?
Again fortune teller's problem is that it's slow not that it's restrictive
Checkmate liberals
fortune teller aint even bad,ive had him come in clutch before
well they didnāt say it was bad
I feel like itās fine mult not great not good but itās fine ?
Fortune teller is awesome imo
Fortune teller is a nice boost late game since it's retroactive
its problem is also thats its very expensive 6$ to buy
they said its better than something š
iāve never used fortune teller so idk
you misread th message
It should rly just be 4$
its one of the worst scaling +mults in the game
too cheap
Top 10 scalers you would frown seeing ante 1
ikr thats when i had him come in clutch
its not early game joker
just like Jj
5$? But the requirement to get its mult rolling costs money
jj kind of just works like a better version of it
Hi lilo
JJ may or may not mog depending on circumstances
guys
blue seals strike again
I've definitely had more JJ runs
I will never buy the JJ propaganda
have any1 meet with soft lock?
Banana is best scaling joker 
Yesssssss I love pairs
JJ is better because you get to see more stuff which is nice, but a lot of people roll down which is not good
Jokers scaling from +mult to xmult are very rare indeed
i js clicked smh and i lost all blind GUI thing
It is a slow inconsistent scaler that requires more money and more setup than other scalers to reach a ceiling that doesn't really matter
i cant do anything if im trying to join my game
And because people get JJ to 100 once they glaze it like no tomorrow instead of looking at situations with more than 2 braincells
best scaler is bloodstone
gains +0 mult per never
Blue seals my beloved
bull and boots share the mechanic yet one of them is great the other is shit and its purely down the scaling value.
bull at 25$ is basically an uncommon sly joker that can scale and at 50$ its a very respectable chip joker comparable to a square or a runner that has been scaled for a while
boots at 50$ is just worse than half joker
Bloodstone is great until it isn't
0/5 triggers
which is usually.
0/20 triggers
Anyways the funny thing is people who glaze worse jokers are gonna see more runs with them cause they're more likely to pick them and win runs off luck
Not to mention you want to stay at 25$ at least
Unless you have money tree there is no reason to stay at 100$
golben neeble
anything i can do here or is it over
its over
i figured
o7
i greeded to hard on the golden ticket
yeah, unless you have like yorick at x10 and boss reroll you always wanna reroll for more xmult to beat VV
hot take: i like balatro
bull has a worse mult:chips ratio than boots but gets away with it bc there are a bajillion mult scalers and 0.6 chips scalers
in balatro you build expecting VV and not rerolling reduces the chance of beating VV
Mods ban then forever
Congrats
Steel your kings and buy mime
On top of chip sources being rarer and so bull being inherently more valuable
even then i'm still rerolling for tarot cards for style points
you build expecting every worst case tbf
ive been going for mime for 9 antes bro
I got bugged or sum
Is this jover for me š
VV is the worst case tho
isnt it?
not always
crimson is RNG
got very lucky, and skips were dead helpful
crimson is RNG which means it can be worse
yeah
can any1 help?
ante 8 bosses arent always the worst
last ante I got flush upgraded, then got trash tag and voucher tag
sometimes needle or flint is worse depending on the timing
true
for example
sometimes the Ox can kill a run because it kills your econ
That's why instead of making everyone work at 20h a week you only employ 2/3rds of the population at 38h a week anyway
Chips good
or the tooth
Mult mid
usually the ox tho

also lol is there any joker that dies to one boss blind worse than boots to the ox?
please help š is there any way to fix that?
not unless youre on steam
restart?
You can get around the ox most of the time by just not playing your most played hand
Card sharp needle/eye
im on phone
which is the hand youre scoring the most with most of the time.
then you can't
yeah true
fuck š
card sharp atleast works for the rounds after eye
you savescummed a pack from a skip
That's true
for future reference, don't do that.
its been my luckiest black deck run, i js need to unlock last deck raah
or you used immolate/hanged man in a pack and had no cards left in the pack
Half joker to psychic
Trib V Plant and HRT v Water come to mind
boots/bull to ox isnt even that big of a deal considering theyre unconditional scoring sources
A lot of jokers die to plant
i js missclicked on green joker tag and then somehow i js left the game bc i got called, then this happened
Sock, chad, and baron come to mind
thats assuming you have both and can afford to play adifferent hand
but blue seals and sticking to a hand is somethign
those two jokers are inherently good at playing other hands
only baron
plant does nothing to photochad
Js replayed black deck for fun
if you run photochad without glass just uninstall the game
scary, smiley, STM, trib...
htr
STM sure but what are the odds you are only scoring from face cards via smiley and scary face the whole run?
and only 3 of those are really used past midgame
if that is your scoring it kills it
I know a few use cases
early game yes, late game you are dead eitherway if smiley is your source of mult
stm is baron but good
tbh i dont think ive ever won an unseeded perkio run hot take he isnt the greatist majority of the time
perkeo is situational
yeah
perkeo is just cartomancer but you get to pick your tarot
lukewarm
worst case scenario hes a free planet level every round
but perkeo can make or break a run with how good it is at generating value
which is not bad
I had a hilarious perkeo stm run the other day where it turned like 90% of my deck to red steel queen
tarot filtering
i had a run perkeo scaled steel joker 0.2x a round is not a joke
holo dna at home
lol
perkeo might not be the best legendary but sure is the most fun
Last time I used perkeo I duped shit tons of incantation to feed hologram
perkeo on ghost deck is some freak shit
i once had enough immolates to go down to 0 cards but i was a coward and sold them
agree to disagree
One card deck wouldve been so fire
well thats yorick
Yo, I just won my first red stake run
o cool
Welcome to the balatro grind
green will be the first difficulty hurdle
It will ruin your life
black
no, stake*
oh
black isnt that bad but its hard for new players ig
Gonna try next stake soon
Black stake is the most fun in my opinion
I actually had a pretty easy time with black and blue, it was the score ramp ups that were the scariest
i.e. green and purple
Eternal jokers make ankh less risky
yyyeeaaaaaa
gonna ankh my eternal delayed gratif
This was my run
Here's my build. I'm using Pair 27 times btw
hi guys
dual madness š„
Discount photochad
you should've put the hologram or the duo for brainstorm to copy, would've given more points lol
and copying sock in-between to farm lucky and gold seals
but it could've been mooooooore
Think about the minmaxxing dude
Didnāt have much for that. Holo was at like 3x or something. Wasnāt much
Negative card sharp looks an awful lot like blackface
I cant be the only one seeing that
so true
that's more than on smiley face, which is like a sort of weaker x2
why... ;-;
it's to compensate for the shop being filled with tarots
Great
What's your goal?
Baron would be a hard pivot. I don't think it would help you. What's your hand size with all those negatives?
Whatās this thing about every run being winnable
Thereās something about that I donāt believe
Abandoned deck defo one of my favorites
Nobody has found a seed that is unwinnable
So far
oh. okay
Rental vegabond is good right?
Less good on nebula
Photo and pants...
So the only reason Iām losing on any run is the choices Iām making
Whether it be picking a joker, or trying to go for a certain hand?
Why tho
Ahhh good shout!!
Hard to know without full context, but probably
that's the most likely explanation
Unfortunately I cannot choose the jokers id like š
You can try selling one of your perks, but, you will still need mime, blueprint, and maybe dna,
Balatro really is a game where you need to think about every decision from every angle
Are there any jokers I should unlock before trying to beat orange.
I have blueprint and brainstorm
Oh, okay thanks
Invis probably
invis isn't that good for high stakes
i don't think unlocks make the game that much easier
I see
It could sometimes just be bad luck
and cruelty done
cruelty was a cakewalk honestly
fortune teller, tribe, bull
and I had tarotmancer to get the fortune teller up to like 30
and deckfix into flush
One more challenge and then I'm basically 100%
6 hands u can
the hand is high card
i was going to make a comment about how awful rental reserved parking must feel and then i noticed "6 hands"
couldnt get the income to get this run to pop off
i was spadesmaxxing bwt
i found mail in rebate but it was too late and i died
So not every run is winnable, got it
Only because it's an imperfect information game. Sometimes you have to guess.
It would be winnable with hindsight
Try to minimize the guesswork.
yeah if you know the seed in advance and are allowed to plan out the entire run you can guarantee victory on literally any seed
but you
can't do that
that's not how card games work
your bio is so real
i forgot about that lol
at 25 i would, at 15 i wouldnt
But you only get 1 try on any given run
brh
i just wouldnt, its ante 3 and the other jokers are crazy
You are given the game seed at the end. You can play a seeded run and try again (but it won't count for anything)
guess we're not doing pairs this time
we're not?
i haven't gotten a single mercury
there was a perishable todd but idk if it'd last long enough
wee would be great
Huuuh Royal Flash ?
Does black hole upgrade the big 3 even if you haven't played them yet(5oak flush 5 flush house)
yeah
4 fingers moment
Ohhh
Ty vic
i just took a saturn
wish me luck!
man what hand are we playing lol
two pair's probably safer for the bus though right?
I hate the way that Cavendish only gives +3 mult :(
uh
we are playing EVERY HAND
sure i guess
now you just need an obelisk
golden joker cant be doing that much yeah
yay +2 gold stickers
do i also take gros
i'm also taking director's there's no way i'm surviving violet vessel
and second full page
how bad is your chips situation
nice
the chips situation is crazy
this cannot be real lmao
YALL ONLY ONE MORE
were you actually using flower pot or was it just there for the sticker
Hola
extremely common showman L
OMG I DID IT!!!
Every deck done...
Crazy was that this was on the very first run for Gold stake Black too
the chips situation is crazy
having 6 hands is that overpowered it seems
genuinely what was that
how did i not pull a single tarot
techniques
1 in 4 moment
i win
the boss is plant too
thoughts on what i do next
how does your deck look like
it's the third round
it says 52 so potentially unchanged
so no
entirely unchanged
yeah sure im down for that
i might actually lose cause i didnt have enough score LMFAO
roll down for mult
yeah i think i might've pressed reroll once instead of grabbing oops
true
or maybe twice
ill keep that in mind for the future
idk why i said that
huh
did you skip at all were you on small blind or big blind
damn died again cause I couldn't get license online on time
small
not a great casual gold stake day
small blind is like barely possible with one polychrome and probably kills you
big blind is like
Could've one shotted vessel if I kinda didn't mess up discards that silly š
straight flush or die
psa
please do not go into the small blind with 1.5x and nothing else
i think i sell chad for this now
Doesn't matter now
for sure it is not a good idea
two 4oaks also does it
good luck finding two 4oaks
Baseball card my beloved
the blue seal was on the very last standard pack
Straight pretty fun in abandoned deck
oh well this was easy
i mean at least with straight flush you can walk in with suit fixing tarots and just discard for a straight and make it a flush
like I could see myself resorting to that if I get horrendous shops
who needs chips when you have +106 bus with no burglar
are spectral cards like ghosts cards?
Obama seed 
and they call flash card good for getting to a similar value 30% of the time
smh
this is a very good start too
royal flush does 2k base i think
so its not entirely impossible
i can deal with this
yeah I was shocked when I realized just how many more points straight flush is worth on baseline compared to every other hand a regular deck can play
Like it makes sense it's as hard to play as five of a kind after a normal amount of deck fixing
and also is nearly impossible to fix for the straight part without shortcut or four fingers
also @fringe nebula i unlocked certificate
but the fact that straight flush is technically possible with the base deck means you hypothetically live for way too damn long with absolutely nothing by just drawing a straight flush every round
what
Guys is it normal to feel dizzy and ill after playing one game of cryptid
restarting the game saved me
might be a symptom of overstimulation
how much cryptid is one game of cryptid
anyways do i take this
sure
I got 40 holo jolly jokers and a joker than creates one negative consumable per jolly joker
I-
I don't know how I went for 2 antes without dying
Dying irl btw
Not in game
So like three hours?
dont take enternal econ jokers
One
I feel so dizY
And the consumables are just as crazy
how much was spent reading jokers
I genuinely don't want to play it ever again
nonsense advice
An hour
i can deal with one
And like an hour more on using my consumables
it's not like this is endless where every slot matters
Wrong
yeah um that's like taking a fucking exam worth of thinking in your leisure activity
Oh my god
You're right
I genuinely feel spent
neat
Explain
Discarding a card for 5 dollars is such a good econ ability, it's worth taking no matter the stickers on it
You don't need 5 joker slots for ante 8
now like im just the right kind of neurodivergent where i can gobble up information forever as long as it's the right kind of information
but like
i don't think people usually can do that?
it was worth it
Hell no
My head hurts
I'm too weak for cryptid
What doesn't help is I picked one of the broken decks
thats not what to do list does...
Oh different joker
Yeah to do list is worse to take as an eternal but I mean it's not a big blunder
hey speaking of rebate
here you go
if you need the econ taking one (1) eternal econ joker is usually okay
You have enough
and list is on 2 pairs again
your welcome
no i'm vic
your welcome
i think you maybe could just approach it differently like what if you didn't read anything besides like maybe the cards in the shop and just choose to be blissfully unaware of how your choices have impacted the game
negative blueprint... these are set seed runs arent they...
"oh haha that's a lot of jokers when fid that happen"
"oh hey in scoring e300 now neato
I can't... My brain thinks in balatro
probably just ecto
here you go
cryptid isnt a mod where you remember the things tbf
bye carto
Is it
rebate got ecto'd
Because I sold every consumables that would negatively impact my game
Maybe I was overthinking it
I had 40 per round
šš
Fahhh
its like mostly just a fun thing you play and get a busted run that crashes your game and then uninstall
Fair enough
Been a while since I had a run with straight as main poker hand
mmm... too interested to not care but not enough brain RAM to handle caring... unfortunate
and judgment shat out an obbylicks
That's it I'm not selling another card in this mod unless it tells me to
You made me do it
ggs
oh
???????????
I kid you not my first ever game of cryptid was a blue deck run on gold stake with a standard balatro pair run and I lost
okay now i don't know if i take parking
Where are ur chips
mercury
Fym mercury
this actually does make sense, if you never find a cryptid joker you wouldn't get to start cryptiding
Bros doing a two pair run
L-O-D-S OF E-M-O-N-E!
WHATS THAT SPELL?
LOADSAMONEY!
i'm leveling up pair so that i can play two pair more often before i win
Wtf
Like what am I supposed to do with "creates a jolly joker per 4 dollars of sell value"
Lmao
Ante 6 and round 8
That's just weird
Sure guess that works
I had a Throwback for a bit and skipped a lot but got rid of him for polychrome card sharp
I still beat Ante 8 so
here are the seeds for those runs if you still have doubts. I don't do seeded runs
same logic applies to runner
Dw it's green stake
You can't get straights much at all, that's a recipe for dying early
it's more because of diminishing returns
like if you deckfix for straights you don't need runner
Yeah that too
wdym
i declare jihad on castle haters
Me: "Yorick"
Rick: "Yo"
they should bring back wipeout on tv
How the HELL did you build this on a black deck
theres just no way it isnt a set seed
build what
He must be playing all day
seeded runs are highlighted red
no, quite the opposite
Well
I've been lazy lately
I'm just humbled
guys i used ecto twice and like i cant unlock pallete
I'm sorry for ever touching the same game as you
since terraria update came out I've been splooging my hours on that
this is why i have shit luck because hes hogging all the luck
but yeah pants and runner are essentially pair jokers
ive reduced my hand size to 5 cards
No I think he's genuinely that good
why didnt pallete unlock
Jolly joker?
what you scale isn't the same as what you play for unconditional scoring
jolly can be a pair joker
being good doesn't magically grant you a build like that
thats a whole ton of luck
why is palette so stupid that i cant ulnlock it
You said you avoid picking up Saturns to scale the runner
making good decisions is how you get good direction
To be fair you get more chances for being lucky when you are good at managing econ
the current patch has been out for two years and I'm a thousand hours in so it's bound to be stagnant at some point
Play cryptid
Not to me, it's always fun
econ minimizes the necessity for luck
no.
I actually have cryptid, it was kinda funny at first but oh man it's so chaotic it's actually kinda ass
its kinda fun tbh
Econ minimises the chances of not getting anything from shops
Oh
Just tried it tbh
I've so had enough of it
And I only played two games
i havent tried it but it crytid just looks like "making everytime op with no challenge"
yeah, it goes against what the Kirby dude said earlier when he told someone to avoid eternal econ jokers which is blasphemy
also its not hard to believe someone could get a good run naturally by just playing a lot
it actually is kinda difficult on that crystal stake or whatever the last one is
it's not just a braindead run through
like surely some of these seeds are better than others right
You should avoid eternal jimbo
but most of the difficulty is cause the shops are swamped with so much shit
he has like 10 runs like just as lucky as it
ascendant? fucking hell thats impossible
I also did a gsg about a year ago when I got into win streaking for the first time
yeah, thats also because hes been playing a lot
Okay lucky means two negative blueprints, brainstorms and perkeo not whatever he had
I have about a thousand screenshots of this game from just my black++ profile
im assuming there are more that he hasnt screenshotted
How is it
doesn't mean I get runs like that all the time
an enternal joker that doesnt help you win (especially with purple scaling) just makes no sense to take
this is a first
money is everything
aside from perkeo you can farm all of that with money 
Fym doesn't help you sin
a run with 300+ runner is not unique or rare
ok idk i just said that because of all the stakes below it lol i havent played cryptid on anything other than white stake sorry
i mean like scoring
people underestimate how consistent straights are
truth
Money means more tarots, more vouchers, more jokers, more spectrals, more planets, and will generate more value
I pressed unlock all and went straight for the last stake, it's actually kinda crazy
how do you find scoring
and with runner you want 1 straight
hitting 20 straights in a run is less than 1 per round
Money is the main goal of the game. Scoring is merely an obstacle
@ancient gyro did I cook here
when you see people with a runner with less than 200 chips its not because they are not finding straights, its because 200 is enough and they pivot to pairs
a good score build would be one chip card, one scaling mult, and 3 times mult card
yeah a lot of the cryptid stakes sound so bad to play on
And how do you find them
Nothing like antimatter not showing up until ante 35...
that doesn't answer my question
i dont my luck is shit
if you find runner ante 1, by ante 5 you can stop playing straights
econ management*
"oh no I don't get any good jokers with my 5 dollars per round what a shitty luck I have"
they're actually not that bad in practice, the real issue is that the shops have so much bs (wtf are cine cards and color cards) that it's next to impossible to farm for something, you just pick stuff up as you get them
ok how do i run a good econ
i guess
oh cine cards and colour cards arent cryptid lol
oh are they not lmao
Smh
by not caring about the tags it comes with
save your money and earn interest
I think I have the all-mods-in-one pack
basically
colour cards are annoying because they take up consumable slots which is stupid
dont spend the money on random shi
Pick up an econ joker, Econ voucher or collect interest
i think ive played the same version as you lol
while being early game conservative and score aware
but purple scaling is so high i need some jokers to get by
purple scaling is generally the norm that's not vv
theres a mobile apk for some cryptid version that has like 20 mods attached
yellow deck
white stake is too low* š§
That's why you make good decisions and make a balance.
yee that one
This too
ace cant be counted as a 11 right
wdym
wym
uh
what
no they can
like ace 10 9 8
no
aces can be 1, 11, or 14 depending on what you're looking at
no they cant nvm lmao
ace technically counts as a 1
yeah
misprint tech
straights with aces can only be A K Q J 10 or A 2 3 4 5
Fuck.
unless u have shortcut
jimbodecimal system
shortcut my goat
Kill Jimbo.
when displaying 14D on the misprint interface, the next card you draw will be an ace of diamonds
goatcut
J is 11, Q is 12, K is 13, A is 14 in terms of counting the cards in order
When playing a hand that contains three of a kind create a holographic jolly joker
crytpid Jolly tag moment
whats with crytpid and jolly joker
is it insane to say that I dont like cryptid
no
valid
there's a specfiic joker type called the "jolly" type which often interacts with the normal jolly joker
its just like you start a run, and 5 minutes later you game crashes
There's like one that spawns a billion jolly jokers (the +8 kind) if you hold it long enough or something
I've beaten a number of runs on cryptid on the highest stake, it's just infuriating when you open standard packs of standard packs
and all the tarots are overwhelmed by like shitty stuff like the "wooden card" enhancement
I don't like cryptid: š
I don't like cryptid: š
what.
huh
cryptid sounds like it removes the style of strategy in the game and replaces it with nonsense numbers and colors
that is basically it yeah
you can't really resource block cause there's so much stuff there's nothing to block
its looks like a cheat code, fun at first but removes all the reason to play
I read it out of context and later realized you were talking about the mod
that is the joke
it's also not a free win on the highest stake lmao
the jokers of all time
midas mask repopulates the gold
I don't like cryptid (mod)
I don't like cryptid (card)
driver's license stays on
si o no
fr
and its a straight build so i cant bloat my deck with faces
Who is That handsome devil in your pfp
who invited grimbo
he's groovy
and never glooby
you can't get this from an egg (northenlion)
black stake probably
i did
would've died otherwise
ok a lot of the things youre talking about are either other mods or the terrible ones with broken english that dont do anything lmao, your cryptid experience has been ruined
I think I would rather die than do a black stake bloodstone run
sticker
my stickering urges
have you been scaling the yorick
rip
Grimbo and yorick is crazy synergy
Holy
I do like that warcraft mecha one
here's the entire thing
toxic yaoi or something
did you say flower pot
there are better versions but theyre slightly older, but if you want to look at those they are options (so you dont have to go into the mod options and manually turn everything off like i did lol)
one sec
do i take obelisk? idk if i can play my not most played hand
oh yeah that confused me
hi
im new to the game
i won like 4 runs out of freestyling it
now is there a thought process to actually win every run? Like spamming a certian hand , utilizing high card and pairs , etc etc
:)
yes there is a thought process to win every run
this is one of my favorite minigames ngl
pivot to pairs
yes
spam pairs
i mean just keep playing for now and see what you find fun
and get blue seals
will balatro run on a 1.1 GHz CPU with 8 GB of Ram
requires thinking...
I be eating so many enhancements with vampire that even I have 40 enhanced cards I'll go down to 16
youre at low stakes so you dont have to worry about difficulty
doesn't matter you already got past ante 8 so you'll die soon anyway
vampire my goat
true
Ante 12 is coming
or the needle
its not too late to pivot to baron mime and sell everything
I like how pairs are apparently thinking when it's just the basic scoring setup they teach you day 1
realest
true, only going for ride pb and maybe obelisk
i can't get over how vampire is less than half as good as its original state and it's still really strong
pivot to perkeo observatory
yet people are allergic to it
Finally managed to get popcorn.
crazy world we live in
like looking back vampire was SO BROKEN
people just don't like losing their enh
people dont like thinking
see: obelisk, campfire
retrigger players cough
Though the loss of glass can be detrimental
obelisk is overhated
obb
truth nuke
the best obelisk runs are the ones where you only have like 5 of high card as your timer
viously
"b-but my 2billion point 5 glass highroll hand..."
must have been the wind
I guess vamp kinda makes it harder for glass joker too but that just means destroying glass by other means
fr
is it really an obelisk run if youāre not scrambling to win before every hand is your most played
W ASF
well
did you know glass joker only works off natural destruction and hanged man
I've made it work several times with that creeping up
I've been thinking of glass a lot lately but that mf does not show uo
spectrals donāt work
you don't scramble, you methodically run out to power up your obelisk to the max
campfire is not thinking lmao its anti-thinking
someone's not a real obelisk user
Insanity.
ya
virtual
thunk moment
me when I forget there is more than 2 ways to destroy cards
wait the jokers role is shiny wtf
canio works fine with spectrals
sometimes I'll have so much money to drop on glass joker and no glass or hang men pop up
i thought they just all had nitro lmao
ok so wth is ts seed š
meh I don't like steel
steel joker is consistently decent but you could find better things
missing the sauce: purple seal
?????
how are you scoring here
no planet levels haver
it's like fine but I need more money to fuel it to get the same amount of score as glass with similar econ
glass prolly
does the glass break sfx play when spectrals destroy a glass card? because i think it would be really funny if the joker was currently programmed to boost when the glass sfx plays
it's cause of my experiences ngl, I always see steel joker but glass joker runs are less successful
are they though
i donāt remember how it works tbh
Yes it does
glass joker faster scaling but more conditional breakage I guess
glass joker was my last unlock
glass
itās like. not very useful
And steel's requirements are pretty generous tbf
yeah you gotta make the glass cards and then break them
idk maybe i just dont use enough glass
So yeah I would say steel joker vs glass is a debate
I take steel more than glass because of blue seals existing and with both enhancement/joker variants, I just don't look too much into worrying about glass going wrong
being able to make 4 glass cards then doing a flush 5 isnt that hard
Youre gonna have to replace dna eventually tho glass wont be enough in a few antes
I think
and i got hologram now lol
Idk i dont have a good idea of score
Well that helps ofc
i mean i alr score easily
instead of considering it as a way to score, consider it as an alternative way to deck fix
new ante pb
and im doing white stake cuz im trying to get palette
trueā¦
why is straight scaling so insane
hard to draw a straight
because
homophobia
some boss blinds
true....
Me looking at the average sexuality in the general public
me when I lie
Sorry
i feel like spawning four steels into hand might be better for long-term score size but 5 glass flush five probably clears violet vessel anyway (i didn't check) so uh who cares
oh you know what it plays better into? cerulean bell
Them steels be helping a bit
I love Glass Joker
...eh four of a kind still probably clears
vessel is 1.2 mil on gold stake
hmmmm.......
yorick my man
iiiiiiii cant decide
find hanging chad
slenderman
perhamps
I don't really like steels either
find my jokers
yorick was how i beat golden needle
i took it endless and found a brainstorm and got him to 20x mult
hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
first try just found a soul
steels just happen to work with blue seals so ill take it if it's conditions arent too harsh via rentals or what not
also steel can be perishable so do we count that
They're aight, I just think of steel joker in packs more often and now I see more wins with steel joker
maybe I need to think about that more then
Ultimately I just want any xmult to finish
i donāt use very much glass tbh
its what i wanted to pick but i wanted to ask </3
dont like breaking my good cards
Just depends if there's nothing else good in the pack
so throw them on your low ranks
free deck fixing or free emergency scoring option
Or if you're willing to take a chariot/justice over something that is immediately better in that pack
160 x 16 x 32 (glass) is...81,920 NEVERMIND hanging chad doesn't even get you there you'd need red seal glass or another mult source
then break your bad ones
it's deckfixing
i like glass builds
gros michel or buffoon pack
theyāre a bit of fun
its very slow deckfixing though
banan
you shouldn't realistically be plopping glass cards on face ranks when they have better alternative enhancements "most of the time"
banan
i think iād take nana here
reroll for credit card
Bananatro
then find banana in the buffoon pack
why are there two tennas in this chat
The more the merrier
this is scary
The familyās fighting again.

oh well
On is depressed and the other one is jolly
glass joker is overhated
most people don't use glass joker enough to hate it
wheres the husband spamtom
lord take all of glass jokerās suffering and give it to steel joker
ive never heard someone hating on glass joker
well nobody talks about it since getting glass over other options comes once in a while
iāve definitely seen it
im only trying to get palette
glass joker is the neglected middle child
but ectos dont wanna show up
glass joker just needs to show up
thoughts?
with rebate, absolutely
take jt
you can pay back the rental and then some with rebate
usually thatād be bait but with rebate yeah itās good
copy rebate
Take it
that's a whole $10 per card
because you bought seeing double 1997 runs ago
hello everyone
probably true. i use seeing double fairly often
steel just has more common applications than glass via common jokers, seals, what not
I mean its only rental for a decent joker
A gold card also helps tank
I got this ante 5 and skipped straight to ante 8.
spade guy showed up
true
steel is literally one of the steps for breaking the game
the humble luchador:
The humble directors cut:
uhh i had no place
Would you believe Incantation saved me by spawning a steel card and 2 additional diamond cards, one of which is glass, to activate the flush for Ancient Joker?
counterpoint one thousand negative erises go
hard lesson to learn about boss blinds
not arguing that steel cards are worse than glass cards here because that depends on the build more than iām saying that steel joker deserves glass jokerās bad reputation
never build toward a suit that hasn't shown up as a boss blind yet


