🕹・game-discussion

[fringe nebula]

can you survive long enough until you have enough money to fill that sixth joker slot? with -1 hand disadvantage

[hollow grove]

Particularly, the 1 less hand makes pair or high card builds a lot harder, and the reduced income also hurts

I'm trying black deck now, up to purple stake

[brittle umbra]

Chat am I cooked ?

[manic zealot]

holy fuck

[scarlet belfry]

i got my dad into balatro

i gave him my steam deck and he just started grinding

he only has the red deck but still

anyways this was my greediest build yet

[manic zealot]

big bull

me like

[scarlet belfry]

i love the bull he’s so underrated

[hollow grove]

You see you have a straight in hand, right?

Q to 8

And then hope the lucky card hits

[manic zealot]

yeah that's all that can be done

[gentle island]

You know its a won game when you pick up an ancient joker and a red seal

[scarlet belfry]

or hit high card if its high enough level

[brittle umbra]

Doubt that'll get me 4k but I'll pray

[scarlet belfry]

ive been on the hunt for a steel red seal king that i can dupe with dna and i have yet to find it

50 hours on the game btw

[gentle island]

on one run?

[scarlet belfry]

no no no

just in general

[gentle island]

why mention it then

[brittle umbra]

[gentle island]

anyway doesnt matter

[scarlet belfry]

im surprised ive played the game this much and havent found a red seal steel king

[hollow grove]

Niceeee

Never didn't have it 😎

[gentle island]

yk you can get like a red seal queen or jack or even 10 and strength it

[scarlet belfry]

i know

i have yet to find red seal and chariot in the same run

[lament condor]

I hate erratic deck

i hate red card too it conflicts interests with my goat

[ember glen]

does anyone know the chances of getting any random seed

[lament condor]

how many letters can a seed have again

just take that and take it to the power of 35 or something

[thin finch]

cant test it atm
but disabled face card can clear ride the bus stack?

[ember glen]

oh okay

[hollow grove]

Is this bean a very shiny trap, or worth it for the guaranteed polychrome, given that I have burnt joker and econ

No deck fixing yet, maybe I should save my money for that

[thin finch]

too expensive for bean, esp ur poor

[ember glen]

found this on the wiki

[ancient gyro]

oh christ

[thin finch]

unless u rly struggle with score and just finding ways to score... kinda desperate though

[wintry ice]

replacing trading card with drunkard sounds good

[ember glen]

so i just have to hit a 1 in 2.3 trillion each time in erratic to get that glitched seed for all the stakes

[hollow grove]

Even with rough gem? Otherwise I definitely wouldn't consider it

[wintry ice]

bean could let you use burnt joker on straights or 3oak if you're interested in that

• more gem value is good

[thin finch]

u dont have retrigger to maximize it, its me though... i found it expensive atm

but if u can constantly draw diamonds to maximize it then ig much better... but uhh

[ancient gyro]

unfortunately your long term benefits will be non-existent without a specific set of shops coming forward

[thin finch]

its rouge lite u need to gamble what path u gonna take

if u believe in the cards to constantly draw diamonds to abuse rough gem then its bonkers

[fringe nebula]

niceeeee

[wintry ice]

31 cards

"trading card sucks" my ass

[ancient gyro]

whoa

[thin finch]

do we have update btw if they make play store free if one bought from steam already??? 🥹

not being cheapstake but thats still a 5 bucks that will be safe... wait is that 5 bucks??? i forgot

[proven gulch]

Yall think balatro could work as well if boss blinds were just removed

[ancient gyro]

we have a joker for that

[proven gulch]

lol

i don't wanna program :(

[robust lance]

riffraff is awesome

also yeah im actually taking showman for once

[wintry ice]

not really

[robust lance]

i think ive gone insane

[wintry ice]

boss blinds are a part of the challenge and run variety of the game

[lament condor]

extremely rare even mythical W from r*d card

[wintry ice]

aw yeah baby so much death

[robust lance]

dude you conjured it into my game

also splash carry

[lament condor]

what is r*d card doing next to top 5 jokers OAT?

[wintry ice]

free red card is the run won

[lament condor]

wealthy helping the poor i guess

W splash for letting low tier jokers get their moment to shine

[ember glen]

the pillar is the best boss blind

[wintry ice]

rare sight

[proven gulch]

skip :(

[proven gulch]

skip :(

[wintry ice]

hear me out

[ancient gyro]

no

[proven gulch]

rebate synergy

[wintry ice]

i should have taken that driver's license

🥀

[lament condor]

which sleeve should i go for on erratic

going for blue stake

[proven gulch]

locked sleeve

[robust lance]

get rid of evry mod

[brittle umbra]

Should I dump raised first and get the mime ?

[robust lance]

and then just do wahetver the fuck you want

[fringe nebula]

hey, it's clippy fan don't take the bait

[ember glen]

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME
ANTE 2

[proven gulch]

dump smiley

[lament condor]

i don't LIKE playing erratic deck

[cosmic sun]

Why don't you dump smiley or the pair joker

[lament condor]

its not chaotic ENOUGH

[wintry ice]

guess we're doing steel 5 4oak

[cosmic sun]

Mime procs raised fist

[lament condor]

i need more random bullshit if im getting random bullshit

[wintry ice]

(i'm desperate for scoring)

[robust lance]

should i take another swash

wait let me open the packs first

[proven gulch]

tc

[cosmic sun]

why is a suit joker there

[wintry ice]

finally

[robust lance]

riff raff

[vocal rose]

you take vamp

[cosmic sun]

kill allat for vamp

[light brook]

stm setup amirite

[robust lance]

oh

guess im taking another swash

[unique dock]

I had a stroke of luck on a random seed just now

Needed to share it

[light brook]

dang aleeb 2 over here

[proven gulch]

i think that's 3 strokes

[light brook]

that’s how many it takes for me

[hollow grove]

Trading card is right there

[wintry ice]

no eye

we win these

[brittle gyro]

crazy run on orange stake

[wintry ice]

steel abuse part 2 except i have no blue seals so steel cards do nothing

[robust lance]

but its funnier to have triple swash

[wintry ice]

where the fuck were you 5 antes ago

[lament condor]

over there

[robust lance]

potential quad swash

i gotta do it man

throwing the run for quad swash

[lament condor]

W synergies?

[proven gulch]

it's strictly better before you sell it

[robust lance]

lalalalalala

[lament condor]

i really need these photos printed

[ember glen]

are you really throwing it if you're playing completely optimal

[hollow grove]

I can't argue with that tbh

Hopefully you get egg or gift card

[wintry ice]

actually mime would have been worth it

[robust lance]

i skipped on an egg ante 1 cause i didnt know id get swash or temps

i should go into speculation more...

[lament condor]

CLOUD NINE PLEAAAAAAAASE I NEED YOU

I NEED YOU CLOUD 9

YOU'RE MY GOAT CLOUD 9

SPAWN IN PLEASE CLOUD 9

[robust lance]

aw man

chad's good though

[lament condor]

YESSSSSSS

OH MY GOD

BANG

[hollow grove]

Don't sleep on the egg

It feels weird at first but I've come to prefer it over golden joker

[ancient gyro]

your steel cards are self enabling in a way

[lament condor]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[wintry ice]

i got crimson heart

that's fine

[hollow grove]

Niceeeee

You're legally obligated to win from here, now /lh

[robust lance]

i dieded....

[lament condor]

holo supernova

[knotty zodiac]

interesting dilemma. pair build hits needle then eye lmao

think i cant build a second hand type even around bootstraps, need blackboard or drivers license or luchador or mr bones

any other escapes?

[wintry ice]

or i could use all that steel for something else

[fringe nebula]

yorick i'm very sorry but you have to go

[proven gulch]

how's your score usually?

you look fine tbh

[wintry ice]

go for an xmult or chip generator

[hollow grove]

How close are you to meeting the score from pair?

Could play 1 pair + 1 4oak or something

[proven gulch]

oh right

[knotty zodiac]

i just hit 40k last hand against needle

[proven gulch]

oof

i honestly haven't played for a long time, just came back for my desmos thing

looks like your best bet is some prayers

[knotty zodiac]

i think with bootstrap the other hands still dont pass 20k

[wintry ice]

might be one of my strangest vampires yet

[knotty zodiac]

oh interesting. if i take bootstraps, i might be able to squeeze through with +chip like

ice cream

[sage zodiac]

Should I greed for a BP/BS, or am I good to go?

[brittle umbra]

Damn never went this far

[proven gulch]

defeated by le needle 😔

[hollow grove]

Bootstrap ain't it

Seems like you need xmult

Or something that helps you play high scoring hands more easily

Bean, stuntman, etc

[ember glen]

skip only is so much harder than i thought
there's like almost no base mult and almost no deck fixing

i keep dying to ante 7 or 8

[brittle umbra]

I hesitate to change it but I went like fuck it for the love of the game

I gambled and I lost

[fringe nebula]

so many good jokers die to dagger

[brittle umbra]

La aiguille

[proven gulch]

looks good, you only need 4 copies right?

[sage zodiac]

dunno. I was unable to get any red seal kings

Probably can't naninf 🙁

[proven gulch]

oh, that's bad

[sage zodiac]

ded

[proven gulch]

yeah it's unlikely then i think

[sage zodiac]

I'll at least go for highest possible score then

o7

[lament condor]

sooooooooo high card build?

inf money?

[knotty zodiac]

thx for ideas, doing math now

[proven gulch]

dna cloud is fun

[lament condor]

hologram

yeah just give me the win atp

as it turns out i actually needed a source of chips

[proven gulch]

did you die..

[robust lance]

i didnt pull a single spade but still got it

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[ember glen]

i may have fumbled and took hieroglyph

[serene forge]

what the fuck are you doing

[sage zodiac]

My current highest score

[ember glen]

playing balatro

[serene forge]

why are you skipping so much

[ember glen]

if i could i would skip boss blinds too

[serene forge]

i mean yeah everyone would

[fringe nebula]

boss tag saves the run 🗣️

[ancient gyro]

he hates playing the game

[serene forge]

yeah they're quite literally not playing balatro they're literally skipping 2/3s of it lmao

[mystic pollen]

HOHOHO, MY MIND SAY ME YES!

[ember glen]

it's like a hot stove
i do not want to get too close to it

[serene forge]

if you don't get close and turn it off your house burns down

[ancient gyro]

what is that supposed to mean

[ember glen]

at least i'd be a burnt joker

[cyan briar]

this hurts

[robust lance]

nah, no thanks.

[hollow grove]

I went with bean because it's fun, already back up to $25 by the very next shop

Managed to discard 5 hearts from opening hand, then one hand of diamonds won

Now I think I take faceless joker here but what else

Wondering how aggressively to spend

The extra consumable slot will be very helpful, I still haven't modified the starter deck at all yet

[robust lance]

buy jimbo hex then sell poly jimbo

[ember glen]

how do i revive them

[ancient gyro]

r

[sage zodiac]

they're perishable

you sell them

[manic talon]

WE HAVE NEVER BEEN SO BACK

[ember glen]

they've been with me my entire 7 blinds
i would never sell my most closest friends

[manic talon]

stencil run is so fun

[nova matrix]

That is what we call

Beautiful

[ember glen]

😭

[proven gulch]

what did chicot cancel

[nova matrix]

Everything boss man

[nova matrix]

Average anaglyph deck run

I love ancient joker

[robust lance]

imagine the unbounded riches you have tho...

[ember glen]

i think this is the game's fault for not giving me bones

i did nothing wrong

[robust lance]

true

[sage zodiac]

don't give up

[sage zodiac]

joker order

[ember glen]

this game keeps giving me such bad skips
it's like they want me to play the game

[ancient gyro]

rule 10

[sage zodiac]

switch burglar and swashbuckler

[manic talon]

damn, fucked up and twisted of to not make my stencil eternal

[ember glen]

doubt it woulda helped in the end game
i lost with 144k

[manic talon]

close enough, welcome back ankh

[ember glen]

huh?
i don't think i'm using a loophole

[mystic pollen]

Hkh

[ancient gyro]

it'll happen sooner or later

[mystic pollen]

Ankh or wraith?

[primal rock]

Ominous ass

[ember glen]

should i be scared of some big evil

[hollow grove]

First arcana pack was hermit, chosen over death

At this point I just start deck fixing now though I guess

And probably buy the 8 ball as well for more tarots

Hope I don't screw this one up, I've lost to purple stake black deck a few times now

[ancient gyro]

just ease on the trolling

[sage zodiac]

The greed has paid off!

[ember glen]

my bad i thought it was pretty clear i was joking

[sage zodiac]

Maybe I should hold out for a nat negative...

[fringe nebula]

?????????????????????????????????

[manic talon]

3 ankhs, really sad this aint eternal now

[serene forge]

wheres your bloodstone

[serene forge]

pass

[manic talon]

3 bloodstones would go hard here true

[ancient gyro]

🥀

[serene forge]

how many blue seals do you even have

[ancient gyro]

that's all of them

[manic talon]

just hit the 5 non sealed

lock in

[thick narwhal]

You can never have enough blue seals

[weary elm]

rate the peak

[serene forge]

its gonna miss all of them trust

[ancient gyro]

it killed all three of them

son of a bitch

[manic talon]

steam deck at home

[serene forge]

eh you have burned jonkler ur fine

[ancient gyro]

im cutting his life support

there are stickerless jimbuhs in the shop

oh well 3 mult

[ocean yoke]

oh my god hes serious

LOL

[weary elm]

yeah

[fringe nebula]

should've used death first before immolating

[serene forge]

I hate Baron

[hasty onyx]

Did it actually release on vita or are you emulating or smth

[ocean yoke]

I wonder if baron mime gonna be nerfed 1.1

[weary elm]

it’s a native port

[hasty onyx]

Dont dihrespect the barussy

[weary elm]

i didn’t port it but it is a port

[serene forge]

caked up amongus on four legs

[manic talon]

technically, serpent might get changed

[hasty onyx]

BOIII WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT YORICK 💀💀💀

[ocean yoke]

yea

[fringe nebula]

serpent is just there to punish people who don't read ig

[hollow grove]

Question, what does (debuffed) level 1 high card score here with 10 mult and 1 polychrome

It should be very low, right? Trying to play all my hands

It occurs to me I don't know how order of operations works when it comes to polychrome

[fringe nebula]

same as +mult jokers and xmult

[hollow grove]

Wrong screenshot again but close enough

I can score under 200 right? I'm not missing something?

[manic talon]

debuffed just means you dont get chips (and enhancements and edition) from the cards you play, so it will be what it says on the Chips X Mult, then you still add the jokers you have

it scores like... ~80 chips?

[drowsy rain]

Oops gone? Or something else

[stark karma]

Yall whats that meme where it's like "So and so had to do this with no X"

like "When I'm complaining about my build but then I remember Doc had to do this with no jokers on gold stake so I lock tf in"

[ember glen]

HELL YEAH
just need to do gold stake

[ember glen]

might be nicer with campfire

[sharp plank]

How much is on your wee

[hollow grove]

Yeah 82.5 debuffed or 247.5 if I play a 10 is what I'm getting

Thx

[drowsy rain]

Around 100 but it scales quick with the chad

[serene forge]

chatgpt is a nanlet

[sharp plank]

Show deck

[drowsy rain]

I just sold oops ngl

[robust lance]

lets KILL chatgpt

like

NOW

[sharp plank]

That’s valid too

[robust lance]

with our powers combined we can do anything

[stark karma]

What the fuck is gpt cooking here

Monitor turning white combos

Degenerate joker setups?

[sharp plank]

Chat gpt burnt that shit

[cyan briar]

🔥

[cursive lion]

a family near a data centre that has to drink cecil hotel water so people can ask chatgpt "how do you make a photochad build"

[hollow grove]

Hc 10 was indeed 247 so yeah debuffed would have been 82

So you were right, and also it rounds down

Thanks for checking

[fresh vessel]

guys i beat red deck on gold stake

it’s my first gold stake win

[fringe nebula]

gg

[mystic pollen]

Infinite arrowhead jojer or perishable odd todd jojer?

[cursive lion]

hmm

[fresh vessel]

i’m coming for that C++

[fringe nebula]

would you commit into arrowhead?

[fresh vessel]

pull the trigger bro

[sharp plank]

Arrowhead

[fringe nebula]

or todd for temporary scoring

[fresh vessel]

i would js skip personally

[robust lance]

ive done so on multiple occasions

[cursive lion]

if you commit to a spade flush build arrowhead, if not, get odd todd to either sell or use for some chip scoring for five rounds

[fresh vessel]

why do you have 0 dollars

[ancient gyro]

arrowhead isnt a flush joker btw

[cyan briar]

what i should buy

[mystic pollen]

I buy smth in the shop for 3$

[cursive lion]

that is true but its relies on one suit, so people tend to make a flush build to utilise it to the fullest

[fringe nebula]

this^^
even +100 chips from arrowhead is good enough

[mystic pollen]

Id remember what

[cursive lion]

i would say either skip and go to next round or take a risk and buy buy and hex hack

[fresh vessel]

what makes smth a flush joker 🤔

[robust lance]

enough effort

[fringe nebula]

requires you to play flush to be usable

[robust lance]

any joker can be a flush joker if you force it into the square hole

[thick narwhal]

I guess straights do scale well

[fresh vessel]

i’m gonna force something into YOUR square hole

[fringe nebula]

except halfsies

[mystic pollen]

Now i know

I buy jupiter for 3$

[robust lance]

two four fingers makes a three fingers

[knotty zodiac]

@hollow grove @proven gulch @wintry ice thx for the advice, clinched the run. i guess sometimes you just have to roll for xmult

[lofty sapphire]

your pants may be cool but do you have 2 of them

[mystic pollen]

So i think so i need to buy arrowhead jojer

[fresh vessel]

holy shit you just mogged me

[sand lily]

Balatro moment

[fringe nebula]

ante 3 no scoring joker

[fresh vessel]

where do you guys rank satalite on a tier list

[fringe nebula]

low

[hollow grove]

Niceeee

Well done!

[cursive lion]

be either a joker that relies on playing a flush type or a suit, or greatly benefits it, so stuff like ancient joker, smeared joker, droll/crafty joker/the tribe, four fingers, shortcut and seance (for straight flushes,) castle possibly, rough gem/bloodstone/arrowhead/onyx agate, burnt joker possibly

[wintry ice]

blackboard should just be gg now

[cursive lion]

oh yeah blackboard works too

[thick narwhal]

What's seance do?

[atomic idol]

#synergy

[robust lance]

nothing

[cursive lion]

for castle and burnt joker to work you would need to be able to deck fix so you can discard your suit and have some left over

[robust lance]

(spawns a spectral upon playing a straight flush)

[proven gulch]

sell swash before ecto?

[cursive lion]

spawns a spectral card (if you have room) if hand is a straight flush

[thick narwhal]

Ohhh right I remember now

[fresh vessel]

thunk should make joker called adrian that gives +6 mult and +7 chips for every scored 6 and 7

[cursive lion]

honestly a weak joker for most runs, but you are playing straight flush runs (which is a possiblity) then yeah

[thick narwhal]

For some reason I confused seance with seltzer

[cursive lion]

hold on give me a second

[lofty sapphire]

dont think ive ever read anything more accurate

we NEED this

[hollow grove]

They kind of are with baseball card

That's funny though

[tidal flame]

It’s just so peak

[fresh vessel]

glorious lowk

[thick narwhal]

Is it a joker

[lofty sapphire]

mark this as nsfw

dont think we can be posting pictures that beautiful without warnings

[tidal flame]

Polychrome blueprint

[thick narwhal]

Ohh I like it

[tidal flame]

Mb bro

[thick narwhal]

👍

[fresh vessel]

i love when my joker skip tags hit on exclusively pop corn and turtle bean 😭🙏

[surreal coral]

“Come on rare tag, gimme a blueprint or brainstorm”
Vagabond and obelisk

[fresh vessel]

“stunt man”

(you’re on ghost deck)

[knotty zodiac]

ya that probably wouldve been better. i kept it to one shot the eye, figured i had enough score to beat violet vessel already

[terse vale]

those r good !

[lofty sapphire]

dude this is the most broke ive ever been on this game i swear to god

i have no money

no eco

all i have is 2 pairs of pants

[hollow grove]

Wait I didn't process your screenshots properly

I'd personally be inclined to skip here and sell cloud 9 for the blackboard unless you have a hand size voucher already

-1 hand size against the no repeat hands boss feels a bit scary

I might be wrong about this

[tidal flame]

It just keeps getting better

[knotty zodiac]

designer jeans aint cheap

[lofty sapphire]

never buying prada

[fresh vessel]

only way to live life

[surreal coral]

I like me a good vagabond but i kinda don’t want to keep checking the run info to make sure i don’t play a pair and ruin some hard work

[fresh vessel]

@lofty sapphire i bought a pair of pants from this blue guy and spent the rest of my money on a personal chef and he’s making me an egg

[terse vale]

well if its not your cup of tea

[lofty sapphire]

cinema

[fringe nebula]

something like this maybe?

it's a quick 3 mins tier list so it's not entirely accurate but you get the point

[knotty zodiac]

-1 hand size has blackboard synergy right? all i need(ed) to do was hit a pair

[lofty sapphire]

gee thanks for the variety

[fresh vessel]

is this every money making joker?

[ancient gyro]

rebate isn't in its own category

and mime isn't an econ joker

[fresh vessel]

i hate 6th sense

with a passion

[fresh vessel]

retrigger gold cards

[hollow grove]

If you know you can win with 1 pair then it does

I didn't do the math on that

But with moon card in hand you should be fine for blackboard regardless

[fringe nebula]

i think delay gratification should be higher

not gonna lie

[ancient gyro]

the list is specifically econ jokers

[lofty sapphire]

dude im unironically taking juggler into ante 7 because i cant afford to buy anything else im so cooked

[tidal flame]

This run is too good to be true

[ancient gyro]

if you're accepting mime then a lot of value generators that give money are missing

[tidal flame]

I have $8 for this shop

[vocal rose]

c9 > trading card

imo

[lofty sapphire]

theres so much peak here

[fresh vessel]

i thought it was out of place too just explaining the thought process

[lofty sapphire]

what are you getting

honestly like id get hologram i love hologram

[fresh vessel]

sell EVERYTHING and take the order

[lofty sapphire]

lmao

[vocal rose]

wheres faceless

[knotty zodiac]

ya i did the math to make sure it was one shot. trying to hit 4oak with 7 cards would have been disastrous. good point about the moon

[fringe nebula]

lmao forgot

[fresh vessel]

faceless + paradolia gets me geeked

[ancient gyro]

gold above ttm doesn't make sense from a statistical standpoint

[fresh vessel]

what hand type scores the best???

[vocal rose]

faceless gets me geeked

[ancient gyro]

cheaper and meeting golden payout at 10 bucks

[cursive lion]

@fresh vessel

[ancient gyro]

faceless got me acting unwise

[fresh vessel]

DAWG BAGAHAHAHAAA

[lapis aspen]

hacking the wee all day

[lofty sapphire]

absolutely not

[cursive lion]

idk if i need to make it a tad darker? lack of a better word since the lighting between the source and joker is different

[fresh vessel]

faceless got me scaling my wee

[eternal kestrel]

From an actual helping perspective, how does one make Obelisk good?

[lapis aspen]

who scaling up they jonklers

[lofty sapphire]

you dont

[cursive lion]

its more of a mid to late game scaling joker

[fresh vessel]

hand diversify

[ancient gyro]

play pairs and then play not pairs

[lofty sapphire]

im up scaling my jonkler rn

[eternal kestrel]

Why not play not pairs first

[cursive lion]

or vice versa

[eternal kestrel]

Like high card

[ancient gyro]

or whatever scaling hand type specific joker you end up with

[lapis aspen]

you could use burgaler to spam a certain hand early game and switch to scaling obelisk late game

[fresh vessel]

put levels into different hands

might actually make satalite worth smth

[eternal kestrel]

Oh I love Burgler

[ancient gyro]

high card has a failure rate for certain boss blinds and discarding probability

[ancient gyro]

no

[plain ermine]

just had a seed with triboulet, photo, and later chad. but since i had two eternals i didn’t use them and instead won with obelisk

[ancient gyro]

just have unconditional scoring

[eternal kestrel]

Im sorry what does discarding probability mean

[ancient gyro]

the odds of drawing a certain hand type

[eternal kestrel]

Like Banana?

[ancient gyro]

on joker scoring

[fresh vessel]

lmao i was joking about making satellite viable

[lapis aspen]

high card odds r guranteed type thing?

[fresh vessel]

“Like the best joker in the game”

[plain ermine]

real satelliteheads know it’s already viable

[lofty sapphire]

??

[eternal kestrel]

Im talking about cavendish

[fresh vessel]

Banana > Your favorite joker

[lofty sapphire]

this mega pack was literally 4 2's and an ace

i took the foil 2 before i could process what i was looking at

[eternal kestrel]

Not Michel

[lapis aspen]

just start hackin ur wee already

[ancient gyro]

the problem with pivoting onto or away from hc from obbylicks is that you're eventually going to be forced to play it in an unprepared sequence of draws or boss blinds

[eternal kestrel]

Truah

[fresh vessel]

ante 8 and the man has two pairs of pants and $13 to his name

[true pewter]

hmmmmmm

[eternal kestrel]

Won my first gold stake that way

[ancient gyro]

what

[eternal kestrel]

I wonder

[fringe nebula]

by having an independent source of chips and mult

[hollow grove]

Just checked your deck again, you only have 4 9s and a lot of gold cards

I'd probably sell cloud 9 unless you need that extra 10 mult for this boss

[eternal kestrel]

Which means?

[lapis aspen]

lol

[lofty sapphire]

im a simple man

[ancient gyro]

not specific to a certain hand type

[lofty sapphire]

trying to get my first orange stake

[eternal kestrel]

Like banana

[lofty sapphire]

and im left with 2 pants and enough to purchase 3 mcchickens

[lapis aspen]

i gold staked my first plasma deck run with 3 odd todds and a hack

[plain ermine]

if you have something like bus and runner at the same time then obelisk is basically just a free win, especially if you’ve been playing pairs

[ancient gyro]

via planets or conditional scoring options like space, nova, burnt, devious, etc

[true pewter]

heh

[mystic pollen]

perishable photo

[fringe nebula]

square joker, pants, bus, runner, blue joker, etc etc etc

you don't really want to rely on planet levels when doing obelisk

[eternal kestrel]

Oh so exactly what I thought

[lapis aspen]

unexpected

[wintry ice]

high card is the hand you're most often forced to play

[lofty sapphire]

my pants are both at +72

[lapis aspen]

i love spare trousers

[wintry ice]

you can use it with 4oak but that setup needs rng with deckfixing

[eternal kestrel]

So you want it in the pocket so it doesn’t wreck value?

[fresh vessel]

i ❤️ investment tag

[true pewter]

(was a challenge deck lol)

[wintry ice]

well you want the stacked hand to not be high card just incase

[lapis aspen]

i invest in the investment tag

[ancient gyro]

you have 8 other poker hands to choose from

[lofty sapphire]

yeah this isnt happening ima be so honest

i barely hit 300k

[wintry ice]

i think the monolith challenge does a good job at teaching how obelisk is played

[fresh vessel]

guys don’t you love investment tag

[ancient gyro]

just do whatever is the hardest and work your way down if you want to

meh

[wintry ice]

you have it and a below average chip generator

[eternal kestrel]

Believe

[eternal kestrel]

That’s why I‘m asking

[wintry ice]

you have to hope to reroll to like blackboard or something

[lofty sapphire]

i mean like mayyybe

[lapis aspen]

yes cause the rocks lead to early game high card

[true pewter]

very funny

[wintry ice]

how often can you activate it

[lapis aspen]

he edged my knife

[fresh vessel]

i was told my whole time playing this game straights are bad but i beat gold stak with a straight build so idk

what do yall think?

[plain ermine]

like most rares obelisk isn’t always what you want but in the right circumstances it’s extremely useful, and “the right circumstances” tend to be fairly common on gold stake

[lofty sapphire]

i have juggler and im using abandoned so prob 4/4 with minimal luck

[wintry ice]

straights are decent

[lapis aspen]

i had a x 59 glass joker before

[hollow grove]

Actually the aces aren't a bad choice here, just realised you have a fair few aces

I often cut aces because they make it harder to play high card k/q/j

You could always use moon on them if you roll red ones

[plain ermine]

straights are sketchy but totally usable

[wintry ice]

it depends on your gamestate

[lofty sapphire]

wtf how

[wintry ice]

how much do you score per hand without it

[peak crest]

if we get xchips plasma deck will be INSANE

[lofty sapphire]

i had a 22x hologram and i was proud of that

[lofty sapphire]

idk tbh ima just go for it

[lapis aspen]

print glass and a couple dice

[wintry ice]

if that isn't enough

take the hierophant

[fresh vessel]

we are NOT getting x chips

goes against the games main principles

[lapis aspen]

theres a mod that has that i think

"buffonery"

[peak crest]

nah… trust 🙏🙏

[plain ermine]

there are multiple mods that have it. but it shouldn’t be a mechanic in the actual game

[fresh vessel]

not trusting bro 😭

[lapis aspen]

it has porcelain enhancements which give x1.75 chips

[peak crest]

a man’s dream will never die

[fresh vessel]

yall fw 8 ball?

i don’t

[lofty sapphire]

ok nvm its unwinnable i have no 7s left in my deck

[plain ermine]

poop ball

[lofty sapphire]

rough

[wintry ice]

yea you should have taken the hierophant

[lapis aspen]

1 in 12352356523452345 chance of hitting

[molten thicket]

its ok ig

[lofty sapphire]

truth

[fresh vessel]

if that’s 8 ball then what’s wheel lmfao

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[lapis aspen]

1 in nan chance of polychrome

[lofty sapphire]

and yet i still pick wheel every single time

[lapis aspen]

real

[plain ermine]

when it does hit poly it always hits your perishables too

[wintry ice]

8 ball is decent

[lofty sapphire]

ILOVEGAMBLINGILOVEGAMBLINGILOVEGAMBLINGILOVEGAMBLING

[wintry ice]

like it's a value generator

nothing more than that

[plain ermine]

it’s fine if you have a chad

[fresh vessel]

you can only lose 100% of your money but you can make 400%

[lapis aspen]

yes vro💔💔

[lofty sapphire]

TRUE

[lapis aspen]

net positive outcome

[plain ermine]

why is your high priestess so high lol

[lapis aspen]

constellation maybe

[ancient gyro]

it's fine on its own

[fresh vessel]

holy shit i love flush builds

[merry swift]

Bloodstone, Scholar and Merry Andy
craziest seed of my life wtf early yorick + ankh + brainstorm in 3 rounds

[peak crest]

genuinely don’t think i have 8 ball even discovered

[lofty sapphire]

no reason in particular

idk

[lapis aspen]

YOOOOOOOOOOOO RICK

[fresh vessel]

you’re not missing much

what’s yalls #1 voucher

[lapis aspen]

idk why ppl dont like canio and yorick

[wintry ice]

a lot of constellation runs totally

[fresh vessel]

mines the best in the game

[merry swift]

yorick is the best gold stake legendary

by a wide margin

[fresh vessel]

seeed money

[lofty sapphire]

immensely boring

[lapis aspen]

exactly

[plain ermine]

yorick is arguably the best joker in the game

[fresh vessel]

sleeping on seed

[true pewter]

uno mas

[lofty sapphire]

no i just NEVER GET IT

[plain ermine]

well no bp is better. it’s the best xmult probably

[merry swift]

you win Xmult by using an essential feature in the game? hell yes

[fresh vessel]

lmao i get it all the time i love it

[lapis aspen]

retcon prob

[peak crest]

there’s too many ones i love taking i literally can’t put one at the top

[lofty sapphire]

true

[fresh vessel]

go in stats and see what your most bought is

[ancient gyro]

grabber on my last few profiles

[plain ermine]

my voucher is telescope. gotta have telescope

[peak crest]

clearance sale

[lofty sapphire]

i never get to use it but when i do i love observatory

[fresh vessel]

that’s W

[wintry ice]

as expected from grabber being an always take

[peak crest]

i really like telescope too

[merry swift]

hit the 75% checkpoint 👴

[fresh vessel]

sleeping on Seed “Best voucher in the game” money

[wintry ice]

gold stake moment

[peak crest]

get good econ and you can have constant levels flowing

[fresh vessel]

holy fuck lmfao

[ancient gyro]

sigh

[lapis aspen]

elite pair builds

[wintry ice]

seed money is eh

[lofty sapphire]

im too bad at the game to understand this

[plain ermine]

i think jupiter is still my number one planet but mercury will beat it soon

[peak crest]

grabber and wasteful are also amazing

[wintry ice]

it's a basically an additional golden joker for like

35$

[peak crest]

(i love flush)

[fresh vessel]

pair scales very easily

[lofty sapphire]

wtf why is there a tie

[lapis aspen]

two pair scaling is good

[merry swift]

it's the easiest hand to play that is benefited by accessible scaling jokers

[ancient gyro]

pair is scored on every hand and has a huge joker pool that just works with it

[serene forge]

I love Red Card

[fresh vessel]

going for a 10 game win streak on plasma boys wish me luck

[peak crest]

w list ❤️‍🩹

[fresh vessel]

Jesus did not die for this

[plain ermine]

it’s really easy to get like a trillion mercuries because pairs combo so well with blue seals and pretty much every gold stake run will have both pairs and blue deals

[wintry ice]

a combination of pairs being easy to draw and having good chip scaling relative to how easy to play they are + they're easy to use blue seals with

[fresh vessel]

#1 photochad glazer

[ancient gyro]

3 nanlet jokers 🗣️

[lapis aspen]

all roads lead to photo chad

[fresh vessel]

that’s great

[plain ermine]

red card haters when they see the best scaling +mult in the game

[serene forge]

ew

[true pewter]

o7

[peak crest]

I LOVE PHOTOCHAAD

[serene forge]

get it off my screen

kill it with fire

[ancient gyro]

best common scaler*

[hollow grove]

Kinda surprised how even mine are, maybe I buy too many vouchers

Also +1 hand would be number 1 but I feel like I see it slightly less often

[lofty sapphire]

theres like 1 joker that gets you blue seals unless its one of the like 2 non legendary ones i dont have unlocked

[wintry ice]

i don't play ghost as often as i thought

[serene forge]

saturn is catching up

[fresh vessel]

bro how is my #1 cavendish

[plain ermine]

jolly on this list is crazy lol

[peak crest]

photochad hate…?

[wintry ice]

you can get them from standard packs and some spectrals

[serene forge]

not sure why deja is so high

[ancient gyro]

neurotypical mindset

[lofty sapphire]

as someone that buys alot of cards i so rarely see them to the point its neglegeble

[fresh vessel]

who has the heighest win streak here

[plain ermine]

on a good gold stake run you also tend to hunt pretty aggressively for blue seals, it’s not that hard to get one or two

[fresh vessel]

who has the heighest win streak that i could beat tonight

[serene forge]

drspectred

[lofty sapphire]

memememe

[lapis aspen]

i had a 14 win streak

[serene forge]

a

[wintry ice]

weird

[peak crest]

implying there are neurotypical balatro players…?

[lapis aspen]

white stake

[serene forge]

i had a winstreak of 6 on yellow gs, im sure andy is higher though

[fresh vessel]

ok i’m going for 15

[wintry ice]

the

[lapis aspen]

w mindset

[wintry ice]

(this is gold stake)

[lofty sapphire]

i mean honestly compared to the other indie game fandoms ive been in you would be shocked

[serene forge]

my profile says a winstreak of 15 but thats white stake

[fresh vessel]

white stake for me as well

i have one gs win

[manic zealot]

my best for gold stake is 5 for yellow deck

[lapis aspen]

hello everybody we are back with some more GOLD STAKE BALATRO - roffle probably

[ancient gyro]

sui

[lofty sapphire]

imagine even having gold stake

-hardstuck orange stake

[eternal kestrel]

Okay thank you guys

[ancient gyro]

not implied but proven 🧠

[eternal kestrel]

Obelisk was great this time

[lapis aspen]

woooo

[hollow grove]

Wow ours are remarkably similar

Same top 6, same order

[fresh vessel]

“ground control to nanner”

[wintry ice]

whuh

[fresh vessel]

get it cause he’s in space

[eternal kestrel]

I got it

[lofty sapphire]

aha

ahaa

[peak crest]

ANCIENT JOKER 🥹

[fresh vessel]

i’m so funny

[eternal kestrel]

For the record

[eternal kestrel]

My love

[lofty sapphire]

surely i get a half decent seed this time right chat

[fresh vessel]

when you draw two of each suit so you lowkey just slime yourself out

[eternal kestrel]

No what

Why would you

[midnight wasp]

do u guys think i can win with arrow head?

[eternal kestrel]

Yes

[lapis aspen]

abandoned wee joker run

[fresh vessel]

2nd time tonight

[lofty sapphire]

damn my bad i was feeling hopeful how silly of me

[wintry ice]

it'd be a miracle if you didn't

[lofty sapphire]

is this a viable strat

[fresh vessel]

NOO WE LOST NANNER

[lofty sapphire]

ive never seriously used wee joker

[hollow grove]

Hanged man just takes #1 over hermit for me

[eternal kestrel]

Abandoned deck will abandon you when you need your cards most

[lapis aspen]

yeah def with some flush lvls

[wintry ice]

wee joker is really good

[eternal kestrel]

I sure did

[wintry ice]

by far the best chip joker

[lofty sapphire]

so true

[eternal kestrel]

Beat my first gold stake with him

[lapis aspen]

4000 ish wee is my highest

but i had 2

[lofty sapphire]

ill keep an eye out

[lapis aspen]

so 2000

[peak crest]

if you don’t like ancient joker you genuinely have to be EVISCERATED

[fresh vessel]

i lowkey js beat the score requirement by 1 that was tuff

[eternal kestrel]

Eviscerated*

[lapis aspen]

my beloved ancient joker

[plain ermine]

ancient is extremely good but i don’t like it

it makes me frown

[peak crest]

fuck

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[eternal kestrel]

Mf took my chip

[lofty sapphire]

boiiiiii ts was so tuff 😂✌️

[fresh vessel]

if gros dies can you find cavendish in packs?

[peak crest]

i knew something was wrong

[lapis aspen]

mmm yummy

[eternal kestrel]

Yeah

And in riff

[plain ermine]

god please take all of obelisk’s suffering and give it to bloodstone

[fresh vessel]

it’s a common?

[lapis aspen]

yes that the only way to get canven

[eternal kestrel]

Yes

[peak crest]

you make me frown

[fresh vessel]

didn’t know that

[eternal kestrel]

You can find in shop

[hollow grove]

Yes, I'd then look for blue seals and planet cards for +mult

[lapis aspen]

if michelle dies i mean

the bornaner

[plain ermine]

the way cav works is that once michel goes extinct, anytime the game tries to spawn a michel it’ll create a cavendish instead

[fresh vessel]

so then in theory you could get cav from common tag?

[plain ermine]

so anywhere you can get a common joker can give you a cav

[lapis aspen]

yes yes

[fresh vessel]

that’s tuff asl im ngl

[lapis aspen]

from riff raff is example

[fresh vessel]

cav is such a good joker

[lofty sapphire]

resisting the urge to gamble away my chances of victory

[hollow grove]

You can also get it from riff raff ones gros has popped

This happened to me once, so fun

[lapis aspen]

common skips too?

[plain ermine]

yeah

a common skip can give you a michel so it can give you a cav

[fresh vessel]

what are other fun places you could find it

[peak crest]

thunk give me a chad and you can have everything

[lapis aspen]

resist for hunged men

[lofty sapphire]

i took empress

i dont really understand how to use hanged man

[fresh vessel]

photo chad is NOT that good

[lofty sapphire]

like i know its good

[fresh vessel]

delete cards you don’t need

[peak crest]

i’m running ancient joker photo dude

[lofty sapphire]

well yeah but like

how good actually is that

[plain ermine]

it makes stuff like 3/4OAK and straights easier

[lapis aspen]

very good

[fresh vessel]

doing it over and over again is rlly good

[plain ermine]

without deleting cards higher-ranked hands are very difficult to play

[fresh vessel]

you can get the deck down to like 10 cards and you can guarantee to get the best cards every time

that’s an exaggeration ofc

[wintry ice]

deleting cards you don't want makes it so you draw cards you do want more often

[lapis aspen]

without good deck fixing its really hard to get high score runs

[hollow grove]

Very good unless you're doing a high card spam build where it doesn't matter what you play

[plain ermine]

also means you can draw gold cards, purple seals, ect easier

[lofty sapphire]

imagine not starting with 40 cards

[fresh vessel]

you won’t ever have a 10 card deck in an 8 ante game of balatro

[cursive lion]

we comparing stats?

[plain ermine]

baseball card

[wintry ice]

even those benefit from seeing gold and blue seals more often

[lapis aspen]

unless absurdly lucky immolates

[fresh vessel]

very true

[lofty sapphire]

someone should take this personally and prove him wrong

[serene forge]

space jonkler is trash guys

[fresh vessel]

i would be utterly impressed

matter of fact let me try

[plain ermine]

weakest spaceman

i took a spaceman earlier for like three antes and it literally only activated once. i was so mad

[lapis aspen]

my space joker ALWAYS hits - roffle probably

[plain ermine]

stupid ass joker. i take it every time

[peak crest]

oh how i love you to the moon

[wintry ice]

i take it if i have free space

[cursive lion]

honestly if i had the money and space i tend to take space joker, hey you never know

[wintry ice]

haha get it

space

[knotty zodiac]

except fragile

[lapis aspen]

space jonkler is an ungratful brat

[lofty sapphire]

what the actual fuck

[cursive lion]

but mostly i get it if i got burglar or oops all sixes to increase the chances of say a pair or high card from leveling up

[fresh vessel]

ts is what space joker did for me so

idk what yall are talking abt

[granite heron]

vampire moment

[lofty sapphire]

??

[zinc willow]

Could somebody get this thing to ante 11, I keep running out of cash to cancel out the boss

[lapis aspen]

i made a 2 card deck with dna high card build with fragile

[cursive lion]

space joker is one of those jokers that either does nothing or carries your entire run

[lapis aspen]

si

[serene forge]

lmao

[lapis aspen]

worth

[fresh vessel]

space joker, two poly crime burnt jokers, brainstorm, and an oops, my most fav build i’ve ever played

[plain ermine]

you know you gotta do it

[lofty sapphire]

i got smeared joker but its perishible, this is so sad, can i get an 🇫

[knotty zodiac]

ya dna wouldve been nice to keep the run going a bit longer

[serene forge]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[wintry ice]

smeared isn't something to rely on too often

[wintry ice]

YEAH

[midnight wasp]

update: killed by the plant

[lapis aspen]

dna clutch fragile

[fresh vessel]

how it goes

[peak crest]

saw a sixth sense in the shop and didn’t take it… then i got a dna 💔

[lapis aspen]

i played rich get richer challenge

[fresh vessel]

yall ever nan inf?

[lapis aspen]

i got insanely lucky and got a perfect idol run scored e 90 ish

[midnight wasp]

gold stake is torture 😞

[peak crest]

unseeded no

[plain ermine]

not for a guy like me

[wintry ice]

i tried it

the process is boring

[serene forge]

??????????

[lapis aspen]

full polychromed glass😎

[plain ermine]

blessed game

[lapis aspen]

you know what to do

[wintry ice]

who needs abandoned deck at this point

[lapis aspen]

me

i hack the wee all day

[peak crest]

probably not a good idea but i am gonna take this and just hope i get something

[plain ermine]

dau

[fresh vessel]

one time someone asked roffle “why don’t you skip blinds” and he said “because i like winning runs” is that factual?

[wintry ice]

do you need to use invis or something later

[lapis aspen]

nat negative??

[wintry ice]

otherwise i'd just take it

[plain ermine]

skipping is sketchy

[wintry ice]

temperance value at worst lucky card synergy at the average

[lapis aspen]

only skip i take is ante 1 investment lwk

[wintry ice]

skipping is very situational

[plain ermine]

it’s very context-dependent and is something you generally want to avoid unless you really need what the skip provides, and most skips don’t provide anything all that useful

[lapis aspen]

and voucher skips are the only good ones and those r late game

[peak crest]

SPAAACCEEEE

[plain ermine]

money skips are pretty much the only ones worth considering on higher antes

[lapis aspen]

yeah with ancient joker because suit bosses

[knotty zodiac]

reroll boss i think is my most taken after ante 2

[wintry ice]

early investment tags are ridiculous

[lapis aspen]

in a good or bad way

[wintry ice]

good

[lapis aspen]

yes yes

[plain ermine]

new players are often baited by skips and it ends up hurting them on higher antes

[wintry ice]

starting with full interest after ante 1 is a major head start

[peak crest]

ok what goes

[lapis aspen]

exactly what i say to my friends

[fresh vessel]

VRRY true

[wintry ice]

the only deck you wouldn't want to take it is black deck because of the -1 hand

[fresh vessel]

securing early game econ is so good

[knotty zodiac]

that time i got baited into taking skips because of throwback. then i crashed and burned in the next ante. classic noob trap

[lapis aspen]

space man is like a spoiled little brat so idk

[peak crest]

i got oops tho…

[plain ermine]

throwback

[lapis aspen]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh my apologies i didnt see that

[lapis aspen]

maybe stonks

[plain ermine]

ive won games with throwback but every time i do i Frown. winning with throwback is spiritually negative

[serene forge]

...............................

i'm never taking judgments ever again

[plain ermine]

thank you spaceman

[lapis aspen]

or blue jonkler because planet levels give chips

[fresh vessel]

when “the wall” talm bout sum “extra large blind” like im not boutta one hand it 😭✌️

[lapis aspen]

elite dice

[ancient gyro]

it has two situations where you don't take it given you have no game plan upon getting the tag

small blind skip
hook/manacle

[serene forge]

i literally cannot use this lmfao

[lapis aspen]

REAL

[lapis aspen]

not elite blood stone

[ancient gyro]

that's like one flush

[knotty zodiac]

you just need 20 suns

[wintry ice]

well then

[fresh vessel]

negative red card turns into gold card lmfao

[lapis aspen]

blood stone? more like useless painted rock

[lofty sapphire]

day 500 of searching for wee joker

[fresh vessel]

NO BLOOD STONR SLANDER

[lapis aspen]

red card is goated lwk

[fresh vessel]

Take that back NOW

[ancient gyro]

finally a real standard stm polycule

[wintry ice]

where is mime

[lapis aspen]

no no look at his situation

[manic zealot]

got the obelisk from a judgement the shop before the boss, better late than never I suppose lmao

[serene forge]

are you fucking kidding me

[ancient gyro]

died from atomic poisoning last run

[lapis aspen]

YOU HAVE to use the rock now

[serene forge]

this game is fucking sentient

[fresh vessel]

w rock ❤️‍🩹

[knotty zodiac]

sorry i was wrong, you need 60 standard packs

[lapis aspen]

w rock

[ancient gyro]

vayn wants her comeuppance

[manic zealot]

it truly must be

[peak crest]

natural negative supernova??

[lapis aspen]

the big T has to be listening

[lofty sapphire]

is ts worth taking so late into the game chat

(ignore my money)

[peak crest]

my 2nd natural negative in back to back runs what is this

[lapis aspen]

bootstraps with no xmult is a chad move

[lofty sapphire]

IM LOOKING FOR ONE

[serene forge]

next boss is wall i die here if i don't get suns i think

........or not

[lapis aspen]

game loves you

[serene forge]

okay dude

fuck this stupid ass game

[hollow grove]

ngl I find it hard to resist the negative skip if I know I can beat the next boss anyway

I know it's wrong, but more jokers is more fun - or sometimes on gold stake the run is struggling and I might just lose without gambling

Very annoying when you get offered a useless negative perishable rental, but I've also got eternal negative brainstorm from a skip

I still only take negative skips maybe 20% of the time I see them but I'm guessing that's higher than optimal

[serene forge]

what the fuck

[fresh vessel]

gold seals just brighten my day

[ancient gyro]

couldn't be me

[lapis aspen]

game wants to kiss you atp💔💔💔

[wintry ice]

no + it conflicts with supernova

[slow grail]

The shit I went through to put a gold sticker on Lusty Joker. (Canio is pickup before last round so it’s at x1)

[fresh vessel]

why do my gros always pop after one round or 17

no in between

[plain ermine]

the negative skip is the enemy. taking a negative skip means a little devil attaches to your soul and makes you do evil acts

[lapis aspen]

goated red card and blackboard combo

[slow grail]

Early perkeo seed though.

[knotty zodiac]

gros pops extra fast if you have no other mult or if you are broke

[plain ermine]

unless you’re on anaglyph where it’s still bad but is extremely funny

[lapis aspen]

and then orphans your future kids

[ancient gyro]

I accidentally one shit crimson, I wanted to do a long windup for big stm score

[plain ermine]

well i was gonna abandon them anyway so that one’s fine with me

[fresh vessel]

and then SOMEHOW every negative finds temporary jokers

[lapis aspen]

real

[knotty zodiac]

eternal rental credit card

[lapis aspen]

net positive trust

[fresh vessel]

guys guys guys look

676767

[serene forge]

is there ever a world where i double skip

[lapis aspen]

comedic genuies

[lapis aspen]

honestly probably not

[serene forge]

i have 10 hearts in the deck

honestly investment skip doesn't look bad

[lapis aspen]

miss out on deck fixing

[ancient gyro]

how many procs do you need to one shot

[lapis aspen]

at most prob the investment

[serene forge]

idk

[plain ermine]

if you’re reliant on the hearts then maybe

[serene forge]

i have a hiero and emperor i'm fine i think

[fresh vessel]

hallucination should be able to give you spectral cards if you have omen globe

[plain ermine]

remember you can un-debuff cards on pillar by using tarots on them though

[lofty sapphire]

i coulda just placed 1 card and won on the last round im actually so stupid dude

i locked into straight for some reason

[ancient gyro]

ill just play it out yeah

[lapis aspen]

if you have reliable draws maybe double skip because the boss could kill you

[ancient gyro]

something funky happened on my profile stats

[lapis aspen]

yay temp xmult

[lofty sapphire]

temp xmult just to not use it and die immediately

[knotty zodiac]

happens to me all the time too. rip

[ancient gyro]

stm back at the top ❤️

[lofty sapphire]

how is ur highest ante only 12

[ancient gyro]

I don't play endless slop

also this is my black++ profile

[lapis aspen]

haha most money i had was 1k i have less of a life than you

[plain ermine]

endlesscels be seething over ante 8chads

[lapis aspen]

reals

seals

[lofty sapphire]

real

[lapis aspen]

sea lions

[ancient gyro]

idk about that, im 6 c++ profiles in

[lapis aspen]

oof

im sorry for doubting you social avoidance skills sir

[ancient gyro]

it hurts

[lapis aspen]

ouchies

is there any way to check game hours on mobile?

[knotty zodiac]

hm you really like raised fist. i think i crash the fist as often as i crash the bus...

[exotic orchid]

Finally about to get my flower pot gold sticker. I figured out the flower pot gold sticker trick. The trick is not to tely on it at all. THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

[lapis aspen]

yay deja vu

[ancient gyro]

fist is the safest early game mult joker that happens to work right off the bat

[knotty zodiac]

(with optimal play)

[lapis aspen]

i like the fist also

[ancient gyro]

which is very often

[lapis aspen]

i punch the kids

[fringe nebula]

has ccitbp actually ever happened before

[ancient gyro]

yeah but I took something else

forgot what it was

[lofty sapphire]

oh no i guess i just HAVE to be stuck with hanging chad the entire game 🙄

[fringe nebula]

i would take square