🕹・game-discussion

[visual niche]

white stake prolly right?

[broken notch]

Yup

and pray you get enough immolations, trading card triggers and hanged men

[visual niche]

🙏

i'll attempt it eventually

thanks

[midnight forum]

gg i guess?

[prime tulip]

Booo

[visual niche]

because swashbuckler and egg?

[terse vale]

I hope you have glass !!

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[prime tulip]

Oops all sixes thoo

[serene forge]

bloodstone oops is extremely toxic and one sided yuri

[prime tulip]

Uhh yeaahhhh

[exotic glade]

yo guys

about my flush five

[serene forge]

I love yuri

[fringe nebula]

yes?

did you get it

[exotic glade]

no BUT

i got omen globe and currently scaling with spare trousers

[serene forge]

skip less

you have trousers

[exotic glade]

-# i DID have a run with that cryptid and i had an 8 ball however i died

[serene forge]

also nothing to use fools on yet??

[fringe nebula]

round 6 at ante 4????

[ancient gyro]

I guess bro

[exotic glade]

IM WORKING ON GETTING A DEATH

[merry swift]

Burglar, Splash and Driver's License done!!

[fringe nebula]

you could've gotten it earlier if you don't skip

[exotic glade]

ive legit seen no arcana whatsoever

[serene forge]

...because you're skipping

[unreal topaz]

you skipped like 3 rounds

[serene forge]

way too much

four rounds

ante 4 round 6

[unreal topaz]

yeah

[exotic glade]

there we go chat

imma death the king and then do it AGAIN

[fringe nebula]

take immolate and then death

[serene forge]

and an immolate too holy shit

[unreal topaz]

immolate first

[serene forge]

you're lucky that was a mega

[solemn bough]

If we win ante 8 then go back in time can we have the sticker again?

[fringe nebula]

no

[ancient gyro]

thanks for cropping out the ante 4 info shot

[exotic glade]

ermm...

[serene forge]

no because the game is over already

[solemn bough]

Thx

[exotic glade]

my bad

[unreal topaz]

immolate is still absolutely worth

[serene forge]

tempted to get nitro again so I can terrifying blunder reaction

[solemn bough]

Thx 😊

[fringe nebula]

lmaooooooooo

[exotic glade]

i havent seen the boss blind yet

lemme check

[coral summit]

First hand of the game

[unreal topaz]

well you need a chip joker huh

[exotic glade]

should have gotten that scary face

[midnight forum]

I did until it broke.
But I was playing flush 5 Queens unfortunately the needle happened and I didn't draw the fifth queen cuz of course not

[ancient gyro]

fr

[midnight forum]

but thats what lifes like when you live danferously

[unreal topaz]

wait ante 4 wall is only 20k on lower stakes lol

maybe ur fine

[ancient gyro]

damn

[exotic glade]

hold on guys im good

...

[serene forge]

LMAO

[exotic glade]

WAIT

HOLD ON

[serene forge]

just hang

[exotic glade]

REROLL

i bought it

[unreal topaz]

why the HELL are there still 52 cards in your deck

[coral summit]

Well I have $41 and a chip joker by ante 2

[exotic glade]

i-i didnt immolate...

[unreal topaz]

you should have even after using deaths

[fringe nebula]

you can get those kings back later

[unreal topaz]

especially with the extra money

[exotic glade]

yo what the save

😁

[unreal topaz]

you bought dna over odd todd with the wall coming up

what a decision

[exotic glade]

DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM A FART SMELLA

[fringe nebula]

looking at your gameplay

yes

but atleast you're learning

[exotic glade]

i nearly have 80 hours on this game

DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS.

now to search for the planet card

[wintry ice]

wow that's like 80 hours

1 dollar

[fringe nebula]

ccitbp

[exotic glade]

uh.

[serene forge]

damn if only it was a baron

[exotic glade]

guys

[prime tulip]

Tragedy

[serene forge]

I think you should play erratic deck

[fringe nebula]

that's why you don't skip

xd

[exotic glade]

i still unlock the planet card RIGHT

[fringe nebula]

no

[exotic glade]

right]

[prime tulip]

My dude I am going through gold stake black deck and am suffering

I feel

Your pain

[fringe nebula]

unless you already found eris

[serene forge]

this is also true

[fringe nebula]

no

[serene forge]

stop shooting yourself in the foot

[wintry ice]

what rank do i speculatively use strength on

10s to jacks?

[serene forge]

yea

hrt moment fr

[sharp plank]

Hi hornet

[exotic glade]

i was RIGHT there

[prime tulip]

I ouija'd to 5's....

BUT I have a sixth sense

[wintry ice]

do i take immolate or grim

[prime tulip]

Immolate

[wintry ice]

getting rid of my jacks wouldn't be nice but

i'll immolate anyways

[serene forge]

hi

[wintry ice]

1 of them died

[serene forge]

why

[prime tulip]

I had 3 aces on the table 🙁

[sharp plank]

Hru

[serene forge]

good

[fossil rover]

i just switched from mobilento computer for mods does anyone know how to slide my mouse and choose cards like people do i videos

[sharp plank]

Why the fuck do you have to have the skibidi toilet decor?

[prime tulip]

[sharp plank]

You need a mod for that

[serene forge]

handy mod

for the sliding thing

[fossil rover]

oki thanks

[wintry ice]

would this be worth it

[serene forge]

also get joker display

convenient to show joker abilities

[fringe nebula]

you can get it in another run trust

balatro is a patience game

[exotic glade]

😭

[exotic glade]

lwok valid tho

9 times out of 10 if i do enough runs i always get a busted run

[sharp plank]

I’d take it

[wintry ice]

raised fist does like steels a lot

[sharp plank]

But roll down the shop

And take the arcana pack while you’re at it

[wintry ice]

do i sell faceless for this because of chad

[sharp plank]

I would

[wintry ice]

oh yeah the next blind is water

got a death and a chariot for my red seal jack

baron angle question mark

[sharp plank]

After that you’re going to have to replace the business card

[serene forge]

isn't that kind of bad for vaga

[sharp plank]

Only 2 strengths away

[serene forge]

maybe it's worth it

[wintry ice]

well that would work too

i think i'm selling business card for it

[sharp plank]

Idol angle?

[sharp plank]

Do it

[wintry ice]

what

[serene forge]

holy hell

[wintry ice]

i think i'd rather take the 10 because it's 1 strength away from being a jack

but what

[fringe nebula]

chat i got it again
ante 3 flint while doing jokerless challenge for instant death

[ancient gyro]

stm

[wintry ice]

flush five angle

[ancient gyro]

throw it away

[jolly relic]

im gonna try egg for the second or third time ever tomorrow guys

[sharp plank]

Worse baron

[wintry ice]

this is gold stake

[prime tulip]

Funny, I am having an omlette soon

[ancient gyro]

sorry I only play gs

[wintry ice]

baron is a fraud in this mode

[jolly relic]

is fried egg yummy

[grand lynx]

I GET THE GAME NOW

[sharp plank]

Tell that to Roffle

[jolly relic]

big number

[sharp plank]

Yes it is pig

[wintry ice]

bro got every argumentative cliche

[ancient gyro]

I saw this in a movie once

[jolly relic]

ookay

[jolly relic]

what

[jolly relic]

why do you have 7 cards

[prime tulip]

Shaking and crying rn

[sage zodiac]

Because that's all that's left in my deck

[wintry ice]

ggs

[jolly relic]

its shop one

[sharp plank]

Buy sell baron

[serene forge]

*better

[fringe nebula]

punished for skipping

[serene forge]

stm is baron if it was remotely usable

[jolly relic]

whats stm

[serene forge]

lucky it wasn't eternal rental

[jolly relic]

shoot the moon ?

[fringe nebula]

shoot the moon

[serene forge]

yea

[sharp plank]

Then what’s ancient joker

[serene forge]

you know what im going to say

[jolly relic]

is that the baron but for queens and like +12 mult or whatever

[wintry ice]

bloodstone if it was remotely usable

[mortal summit]

Fire

[sharp plank]

Ik you do

[wintry ice]

half tempted to take ankh for family but talisman chad is right there

[coral summit]

Yo someone remind me

Do I do big xmult first or smaller xmult first

[idle kernel]

Seltzer is underrated

[jolly relic]

what

[light brook]

doesn’t matter as long as it’s after +mult

[coral summit]

In joker order

[fringe nebula]

ankh???? that's a hex

[serene forge]

go to 6th grade

[light brook]

3x6 is the same as 6x3

[ancient gyro]

wh

[sage zodiac]

Hopefully it'll keep me alive long enough for antimatter

[sharp plank]

Maybe I should ankh my gf so I can have a threesome

[jolly relic]

what

[merry swift]

Mime and Droll Joker stickered...!! 2 runs in a row let's go?

[serene forge]

HUH

[idle kernel]

small x mult, then bigger one. but make sure you put +mult first before xmults

[jolly relic]

yeah like what did i just read

[serene forge]

wouldn't you get yourself killed by ankhing

[jolly relic]

how can people be so open saying that 💔😭

[exotic glade]

Bromanian the third.

ARE WE HAVING A LAUGH YEAH???

[sharp plank]

Nah I’m eternal

[exotic glade]

ARE WE ACTUALLY JOKIN LAD

[serene forge]

tbh

[sharp plank]

Yes

[serene forge]

im guilty of that too

[fringe nebula]

you're perishable

[wintry ice]

what

[light brook]

stupid question does dice stack (like if i ankh a dice is it a 4 in 2 or does it do nothing)

[exotic glade]

legit i have 5 clubs of 10s to do my flus five and NOW I LOSE

[sharp plank]

Yes

[coral summit]

Thank you

[wintry ice]

i mixed them up

[jolly relic]

im actually perishable

[light brook]

sick thanks

[serene forge]

play erratic deck

[idle kernel]

stacking oops all 6’s works

[exotic glade]

i dont HAVE IT

[fringe nebula]

you need more power

[serene forge]

get it

[exotic glade]

i havent beaten purple stake yet

[sharp plank]

You’re a misprint

[serene forge]

beat it then

[exotic glade]

im cooked either way 1 had left

[coral summit]

Sorry I don’t often think about multiplication 5head

[light brook]

my joker is wee

[ancient gyro]

is einstein really dead

[coral summit]

Actual nerd

[jolly relic]

im a greedy joker 😛

[coral summit]

Bro lives their daily life thinking about trigonometry an shit

Leave my ass alone

[serene forge]

shon

your ass is not 23 years old 🐴

[coral summit]

Do you normally respond to people who ask a simple question with “go to 6th grade”

[jolly relic]

next month discord is gonna launch an assassination on you

[serene forge]

would you have preferred a Wikipedia link

[jolly relic]

whars that

[ancient gyro]

wdym

[coral summit]

I would have preferred a written fucking answer

Like some other actually helpful person in this chat did

[ancient gyro]

what's 9 plus 10

[jolly relic]

if you happen to verify yourself anywhere with the new thingy thars coming

[coral summit]

6

[fringe nebula]

yes she does

[serene forge]

wrong it's 21

go back to school

[coral summit]

why is she still here

like why do you permit her to be here

[serene forge]

because im not as insufferable as you apparently

[sharp plank]

because her gf threatened to sue

[wintry ice]

is she a mod to know that

[jolly relic]

theyll have all the necessary info if they dont already to just murk you for questioning things like that (a joke obviously and totally unnecessary since literally like theres so many people talking about it anyways)

[sage zodiac]

got my antimatter just in time, and got an invis joker. Still gotta beat the seltzer

[serene forge]

so true

[coral summit]

“This is our , we keep it around in case we need a ”

[willow frost]

the seltzer? like a boss blind

?

[jolly relic]

hmmm

i wonder if my carrots are expired

[serene forge]

you should go outside

[ancient gyro]

what's the thought process behind this answer

[serene forge]

you're embarrassing yourself

[sage zodiac]

I mean I need to find a good replacement joker before my seltzer joker dies

[idle kernel]

wdym

[jolly relic]

did you guys know that like carrots arent actually meant to be orange

[sharp plank]

Touch some grass mate

[willow frost]

oh right mb

[ancient gyro]

why small x mult first

[coral summit]

Is there a setting that gets rid of blocked messages

[willow frost]

what

[coral summit]

They’re cluttering my screen

[ancient gyro]

can you give me an example

[wintry ice]

order of xmult doesn't matter

[jolly relic]

theyre not meant to be orange

[willow frost]

why

[wintry ice]

2x3x4 is the same as 4x2x3

[light brook]

guys lowkey chill out

[willow frost]

for aura

[serene forge]

maybe zebra was right

[jolly relic]

cause they got changed artificially i think

to be orange

[willow frost]

damn

[wintry ice]

wow i was about to lose

[ancient gyro]

oh

I'll remember next time

[willow frost]

yeah

[prime tulip]

🙁

[sage zodiac]

everything worked great

[jolly relic]

theyre meant to be purple maybe i think

[prime tulip]

I have to take the onyx agate 🙁

[serene forge]

why frowny

agate is good

[wintry ice]

this could be fun too but idk if i'd want to sell anything

[willow frost]

ok nah i wouldnt eat that lmao

[fringe nebula]

take onyx because surviving black deck earlygame is necessary

[jolly relic]

what

[coral summit]

Okay I understand

[idle kernel]

Bigger mult after will get you a bigger number

[wintry ice]

agate and card sharp with 2 pair sounds fine

[coral summit]

I thought about a bit more

[willow frost]

i dont like the idea of eating purple carrots ngl

[serene forge]

I hate Carp Sharp

I hate Fortune Teller

[prime tulip]

Me too

But I gotta take em

[fringe nebula]

fortune teller is fine

[light brook]

why i thought it was considered a good card

[jolly relic]

did you also know bananas are meant to be different also i think

[serene forge]

it is good I just hate it

[willow frost]

no dont do this to me

[jolly relic]

you would if orange wasnt the norm

[wintry ice]

i'm fine with card sharp

[willow frost]

thats true

[ancient gyro]

so if I lined up my x2 before my x3, I'll get a bigger score than an x3 before and x2?

[jolly relic]

you should know about bananas considering theres 2 of the different types in the balatro

[willow frost]

if they somehow all changed back overnight though hell nah

[idle kernel]

yeah, it’s just basic math.

[ancient gyro]

yeah that was my original message regarding einstein

[willow frost]

eh i dont take them much

[ancient gyro]

rip

[wintry ice]

the fact that it's weak to some bosses makes more interesting than winning if you have like 13 or more spades

[prime tulip]

I got the club boss blind, died

[willow frost]

ever since i stopped playing i havent taken the bananas as often lol

[prime tulip]

Smh

[jolly relic]

i think theyre only modified to combat like i think it was fungi? or something that killed bananas but there could be and probably is more

[ancient gyro]

so if I had 4 mult, and it gets x2 and then x3, how much mult will I get

compared to 4 mult, then x3, then x2

[sharp plank]

Haha fuck you. Should have taken baron

[willow frost]

ah ok cool

[jolly relic]

is this guy like special or something

im confused

[wintry ice]

yeah should have died on round 3 instead of round 6

[sharp plank]

Stfu no

[willow frost]

another win for baron mime

[wintry ice]

that way it takes less time to restart the run

[serene forge]

gotta love ableism

so awesome

[wintry ice]

you know what's gonna happen

(flush 5 gaming)

[ancient gyro]

brooke made it cool, I made it offensive 🗣️

[serene forge]

whag

[jolly relic]

omg 😭💔 no 💔

[ancient gyro]

we love ableism

[idle kernel]

It just depends on much of a difference your x mult jokers are. I always put highest mult last.

[serene forge]

tf else could you have possibly meant

[ancient gyro]

ofc I play balatro

[ancient gyro]

just tell me the answer

[wintry ice]

chat

[serene forge]

why

[jolly relic]

like is there a reason he might be able to just be an аsshole for no reason

[idle kernel]

both give you 24. If you know something that I don’t just tell me.

[exotic glade]

ME TOO 🥹

[serene forge]

oh so you're really just ableist

[jolly relic]

what

so you just cant read orr

is this hard to understand

[ancient gyro]

bbut you said small x mult before big x mult gives me a bigger score, you said it yourself

wdym it gives me the same score 🥀

[fringe nebula]

"special" as in "needs special assistance for disability"

probably?

that is so far off though

[jolly relic]

no?

literally just not what i meant

[serene forge]

thats literally what it means when you say someone's special

[fringe nebula]

????????

[jolly relic]

rightt..

so theres only one meaning for the word special

[ancient gyro]

whichever is worse

is what I lean to

with friends

[jolly relic]

actual idiot idc

[serene forge]

choose your words better

[fringe nebula]

i can't believe what i just saw

[exotic glade]

yo @fringe nebula just gotta hope and pray
-# 1 more death and pure luck

[sharp plank]

Stfu bitch

[serene forge]

even if you didn't know you do not just double down like you did

you're an ass

[jolly relic]

??

[ancient gyro]

most civilized conversation right here

[eternal flame]

what a tease.

[serene forge]

lose in ante 2 start

[ancient gyro]

mod is still in the shower after rejecting my special request

[serene forge]

what

[jolly relic]

you literally called me an ableist cause you cant comprehend a word having multiple meanings

[idle kernel]

it’s basic math 💀, plus the way you lined up the xmult jokers didn’t matter becaue they both gave you 24.

small xmult:
4x3=12x2=24

bigger xmult
4x2=8x3=24

[fringe nebula]

genuinely how is "special" means "disabled" in this context lmao

i'm losing braincells reading this chat

[jolly relic]

exactly

[exotic glade]

whats even happening 😭

[wintry ice]

well that wasn't what you said

[sharp plank]

Not like you have many to start with

[fringe nebula]

go find your own enemy

[mystic vale]

guess my favorite hand

[sharp plank]

Someone made an abelist comment

[exotic glade]

OOHHH HOLD ON FOLKS

GUYS ITS HAPPENING

[ancient gyro]

so this was just a rhetorical answer then since it doesn't matter #🕹・game-discussion message

[wintry ice]

world's best steel jimbo

[idle kernel]

reread my messages.

[exotic glade]

now to get the PLANET CARD GUYS

[wintry ice]

okay

[jolly relic]

honestly just seems you paid them to make up some bs to shift the conversation away from me calling you an аsshole

[serene forge]

they called diablo special and then literally told me maybe there's a reason they are being an ass

[jolly relic]

cause theres genuinely no other explanation for that

[serene forge]

literally how is that not a microaggression

[jolly relic]

umm no

[idle kernel]

yeah thats what I said, what’s your point?

[jolly relic]

i asked if they were special and not in the sense youre thinking!!

[wintry ice]

you then said the result of both orders is the same

[sharp plank]

You really think you’re better than me huh? You’re wrong

[sharp plank]

In what sense then

[jolly relic]

you were literally just being mean to people for no reason

[idle kernel]

I also said that, what else?

[fringe nebula]

lack of vocabulary? especially for non-native speakers who don't understand subtle things like me

[sharp plank]

Bullshit

[wintry ice]

the point is that the statements contradict each other

[sage zodiac]

I need an ecto so bad

[viral mountain]

777 seed
Neat

[sage zodiac]

gg

[jolly relic]

better, greater, or otherwise different from what is usual. this is a definition from google but more just focusing on the better, greater part

[fringe nebula]

this chat really need to calm down lmao

[exotic glade]

Yo.

@fringe nebula

[serene forge]

really doesn't matter to me as long as they know now

[wintry ice]

the new midoffs season goes crazy

[exotic glade]

Pinch me im frickin dreaming right now

[ancient gyro]

the commutative property is quite underrated

[sharp plank]

Yeah whatever ik what you meant and it wasn’t that

[jolly relic]

what i know is words have multiple meanings!

[wintry ice]

lol

lmao, even

[fringe nebula]

yes but you should've told them in a more direct way instead of making this conversation fucking 10 minutes long

[exotic glade]

PINCH ME BECAUSE I THINK IM DREAMING RIGHT NOW BRO!!!!
@fringe nebula @serene forge and also @ancient gyro

[ancient gyro]

huh

oh cool

[exotic glade]

🥹

[jolly relic]

maybe that definition isnt so accurate

[idle kernel]

ig I don’t know what i’m talking about. The only thing that matters is you put +mult before your xmult

[jolly relic]

considering some people here cant even handle words meaning multiple different things

[wintry ice]

yea

so xmult order only matters if one of them is holographic

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[wintry ice]

0.2x mult or temperance what are we taking

[ancient gyro]

cause yk commutative property and all that

[ancient gyro]

moeny

[serene forge]

how does a guy manage to argue over a basic math principle for 20 minutes

[eternal igloo]

Well I'm on Ante 8.. if I bring this home it'll be the most productive run for C++ I've done yet. 😄

[astral mist]

bro its so funny when i search something up abotu balatro and get those crappy a* search summaries where g*meni hallicunates 50 jokers

[ancient gyro]

i was just concerned

and got flack for it

[serene forge]

that was your first mistake

[merry swift]

Midas Mask + Rocket done too

what is happening today

[serene forge]

midas bus my favorite synergy

[merry swift]

LMAO

[wintry ice]

the mult part of lucky cards is a downside

[merry swift]

I picked midas mask in second to last shop just for the sticker

[serene forge]

yeah ofc

[sharp plank]

Personally I prefer yorick burgular

[wintry ice]

throwing a hot take into the ring

[exotic glade]

@fringe nebula perfect flush five (also ty for the uhhhh help)

[serene forge]

I hate Photograph

[harsh relic]

dream build

[ancient gyro]

shoot

[light brook]

what card don’t you hate

[eternal igloo]

success!

Such a weird run. The flower pot came in like ante 7.

[light brook]

aside bus or grimbo or other pairslop staples

[dark cairn]

gold stickered golden ticket and the trio

[fringe nebula]

i love stone cards

[dark cairn]

i believe im at 118/150 gold stickers now

[astral mist]

wtf did i just come across

https://punquix.com/balatro-joker-tier-list/

balatro ai sl*p

[fringe nebula]

balartro

i repeat, balartro

[eternal igloo]

• Balartro

[astral mist]

dead mans hand

no name

the gambeler

[fringe nebula]

fool's gold

[harsh relic]

Double agent

[light brook]

bull and vampire are above cavendish lol i don’t need to read anything else

[eternal igloo]

Watch this be a leak from thunk about the new jokers in 1.1

[light brook]

i guess you could argue they’re scalable but jimbos above all of them

[woven spire]

Vampire is slightly better imo

[astral mist]

lowkey balatro ai sl*p is a surprisingly deep rabbit hole

[woven spire]

idk abt bull

[woven spire]

huh?

[light brook]

jimbos at the top btw

[woven spire]

Yeah that’s AI

[light brook]

all of these above blueprint holy

[woven spire]

what

that’s crazy

[wintry ice]

1 in 5 for +20 mult is a downside 90% of the time

[foggy bane]

love when a jimbo shows up when im struggling on ante 8

[woven spire]

elaborate pls

[fringe nebula]

accidentally winning

instead of digging for gold

[ancient gyro]

oh yeah I thought this was well known

[wintry ice]

winning early can deny you value

[exotic glade]

-# p.s its my first time actually using flush five

[woven spire]

Oh right

didn’t think abt that

[wintry ice]

this is the first time where 9 hand size hasn't felt like enough

[ancient gyro]

inconsistent steel value

[wintry ice]

how much steel do i have

[woven spire]

jugglers aren’t doing that much

[woven spire]

is a 1.5x worth the joker slot?

[exotic glade]

i just died anyways

[woven spire]

oh

[wintry ice]

what

[fringe nebula]

17 days at this discord server, i have noted that i should stay away from this chat during this hours

genuinely cursed

[wintry ice]

least volatile large discord server

i probably should just take a break from here eventually

[exotic glade]

that was ez with magic deck

[proud jay]

Jokerpoker

Balala

[wintry ice]

high scoring

i can't even play a pair without winning 😭

[thick narwhal]

Juggler and troubador would go crazy

[wintry ice]

well here's what i would have scored if bell didn't deny a flush 5

🥀

[fringe nebula]

that's the most gold stake thing i've seen today

[wintry ice]

well that helps

yea

[fringe nebula]

here, win

[wintry ice]

and flash card is a path now

can you believe it

[astral mist]

blueprint in the judgement in the emperor in the mega arcana pack gained by one of the sun's particles passing through your pc and hitting it at an angle such that one value is changed

[round berry]

Guys I need help, who do I sell ? Showman or mail ? I have never been this far 😬

[astral mist]

50% chnace of this happenign btw

[fringe nebula]

look for blueprint

don't take mime

[unreal topaz]

neither

[willow frost]

where did your perkeo go

[normal trench]

Power couple

[round berry]

Okok

[tranquil steppe]

Now that’s fun

[willow frost]

where is your perkeo

[round berry]

I may have slipped

[normal trench]

Behind every powerful Canio is a trading card

[willow frost]

oh my fucking god

[foggy dome]

Well SOMEONE has to go for the oops

Who is it?

[willow frost]

i mean damn thats unfortunate but i dont judge you

[normal trench]

Cavendish, sadly

[thick narwhal]

Cavendish

[foggy dome]

Yeeaahhh

Yeah

[thick narwhal]

Who else?

[wintry ice]

ig i can sell trading card for this

[serene forge]

vagabond

and my girlfriend

[light brook]

okay yeah that’s valid i can respect that

[thick narwhal]

Wht about troubadour

[serene forge]

can be good

[thick narwhal]

I love troubadour

[drowsy rain]

Offbrand bean

[thick narwhal]

Troubadour better

[loud adder]

trading card sucks anyways

its basically -1 discard

[thick narwhal]

0/10 ragebait

[loud adder]

its not ragebait i just dont agree with you

[foggy dome]

Second hard decision of the run

I think it's photo

[thick narwhal]

Lmao jk

[inner stratus]

its 6s

[loud adder]

hanging chad goes

100%

[light brook]

worst take i done ever heard

[foggy dome]

Hmmm true I do have a buskin

[inner stratus]

high roll sixes has to go

[thick narwhal]

Tho, it gives u money and fixes ur deck

[serene forge]

sell bloodstone

[light brook]

chad or photo is the play

[foggy dome]

Hell no

[loud adder]

hanging chad is the only good choice

[foggy dome]

Yeah it's either chad or photo and i think it's chad yeah

[serene forge]

no

what

chad helps bloodstone

you sell photo

[thick narwhal]

He has buskin and oops tho

[foggy dome]

Buskin makes photo x2 x2

Chad makes bloodstone x1.5 x1.5 x1.5

[wintry ice]

that doesn't matter i fon't care about drawing large hands

• i have +1 hand to make up for it

[serene forge]

do you have glass

[foggy dome]

No

[serene forge]

awa

[wintry ice]

it's like a reward that big needs a large risk

[foggy dome]

Like a single 9

[loud adder]

obelisk lowkey falls off late because if your deck gets too consistent it literally stops scaling, so the real high-skill play is keeping your deck messy so it can actually work

[warped moth]

Rip to an amazing run 😔 Ancient wildcards is ultra fun when you have all the luck of the world

[serene forge]

what

[serene forge]

what

[foggy dome]

Maybe keeping chad for a potential glass play is better even if worse scoring

[light brook]

might as well get your immolate value

[astral mist]

oh shit

not you again

i thought you left

[warped moth]

Remember, that is the ragebait guy 😌

[thick narwhal]

I wouldn't know, I hate obelisk

[loud adder]

ONE OF US!!

[fringe nebula]

congrats that is the most white stake thing i have seen today

[serene forge]

there are two types of people in the world
people who think obelisk is bad
people who are good

[foggy dome]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Okay

I didnt even see this

Pack it tf up

[serene forge]

punished for using bloodstone

[warped moth]

I guess 🤷‍♂️

[foggy dome]

Real

[wintry ice]

?

[thick narwhal]

Never used it, mostly because I get it really early on

[spring granite]

incredible

[serene forge]

keep it around for scaling later

[foggy dome]

It was in my first joker pack

[fringe nebula]

it's still good even when you get it early on

[wintry ice]

me when i base a joker off of a situation that never happens

[foggy dome]

Then I made it work with smeared joker

[spring granite]

it's so true

[loud adder]

square joker is just baron cosplaying

[thick narwhal]

I always sell it and end up getting something better

[astral mist]

well

[serene forge]

man invents fictional scenario then gets mad about it

[astral mist]

there goes my sanity

[serene forge]

square joker is what baron wishes it could be

(a good joker)

[harsh relic]

its amazing early

[fringe nebula]

actually true

[loud adder]

what cuz you dont agree with me?

[thick narwhal]

Wait, shoot the moon is just baron but worse, is it because it's a queen and not a king?

[astral mist]

no your just dumb ngl

[spring granite]

square joker vs runner

[fringe nebula]

get obelisk ante 1? there, you have a clear gameplan

[serene forge]

no it's better because it uses queens

[loud adder]

man gets angry over game lol

and then calls me dumb

[thick narwhal]

Huh?

[spring granite]

no, they have collaborative value. Shoot The Moon to Baron pipeline is legendary

[serene forge]

i love women

[true cliff]

I, am

[astral mist]

your obviously ragebating, its not funny its just stupid

[thick narwhal]

Ohhh

[wintry ice]

ftm transitioning

[loud adder]

campfire suck

[fringe nebula]

mfw i can't have an actual humane conversation in #🕹・game-discussion

[thick narwhal]

I can't always agree with you

[loud adder]

proving my point?

[light brook]

here let’s talk about bloodstone, those are always humane conversations!

[astral mist]

is over

[serene forge]

tell it to the cavalry

[spring granite]

I transition from a losing run to a winning one with a few lucky card procs

[thick narwhal]

I like bloodstone

[light brook]

constellation is a card no one hates though

[loud adder]

womp womp bro you wish you had this much attention

[serene forge]

[thick narwhal]

I haven't even unlocked it yet, what's it do?

[serene forge]

cavalry yuri

[fringe nebula]

i would actually ask about how to properly do flush build on gold stake at this point

i just want a humane conversation instead of random gibberish fr

[serene forge]

ancient jonkler

[spring granite]

flush lucky card gambling just wins

[loud adder]

alr

i have something to confess

[spring granite]

my favorite hand

[loud adder]

I LOVE OBELISK

[wintry ice]

checkered deck with arrowhead

[loud adder]

AND RED CARD

[light brook]

+0.2x (maybe 0.1x i don’t remember correctly i think it’s 0.2x though) mult per planet cards used

[wintry ice]

this gotta be ragebait guys

[thick narwhal]

Ohhh that's nice

[astral mist]

yay

[spring granite]

also great, but less gambly

[light brook]

it’s my favorite card i love it

[serene forge]

remove bloodsntoe from the game

[wintry ice]

blud's tone

[thick narwhal]

I always go on checkered deck and find a negative blueprint on the first shop, ragequit and move to gold deck to find nothing in 97 games

[spring granite]

remove Jimbo, he won't stop roasting me

[light brook]

multiply the chance for oops by 2 how about that

[serene forge]

what about

[astral mist]

i dont have that one

[serene forge]

zeba made it

[spring granite]

"Oops, All 100%!"

[serene forge]

that doesn't make bloodstone good that just makes every other oops synergy better

[astral mist]

clippy left again

we need to be more prepared next time they arrive

[thick narwhal]

I like bloodstone, tho I rarely find it

[light brook]

what do you mean oops doesn’t make bloodstone good

[serene forge]

because bloodstone oops still gets countered by my 98 year old grandma falling down the stairs

because it is bad

[thick narwhal]

I like troubadour

My favorite joker in the game

[serene forge]

i like my gf

[fringe nebula]

bloodstone can work in 8 antes run trust

[fringe nebula]

LMFAO

[thick narwhal]

I think I have only won blue stakes and above with photochd

Is that bad

[fringe nebula]

yes

[thick narwhal]

Aww

[late pulsar]

Doing my first ever real gold stake run

[fringe nebula]

you need to be more..... diverse and flexible on higher stakes

[terse vale]

LOLLLLLL WHAT IS THIS

[thick narwhal]

I don't get it

[light brook]

no, just play white stake runs until you figure out more diverse strategies

[thick narwhal]

Okay

[light brook]

bloodstone didn’t hit even after 4 copies of it

[harsh relic]

1 in 2

[light brook]

which is insane unlucky

[thick narwhal]

Lmao

[manic zealot]

how often does this happen

I've just been catching up

[ebon maple]

Man i hage nebula

[serene forge]

I hate Plasma Deck

[thick narwhal]

Same

[ebon maple]

Been stuck on it

[thick narwhal]

Only deck I haven't won a single game in

[ebon maple]

So much time

The gold stake

I dont know why

It seem like i am 10 times as unlucky

[ebon maple]

Durísimo

[thick narwhal]

:(

[fringe nebula]

10 times losing in a row is not unlucky

[ebon maple]

Oh no, i have lost a lot more times

Than 10

Some missplays

But i feel like the bad luck is concentrated there

And sucked of all other decks

Like wym insta dead banana the wall being planted 4 times not drawing one straight with 3 discards etc

[spring granite]

just get a lucky burnt joker

[ebon maple]

34k/36k walled

[spring granite]

yeah that's how it goes usually

[serene forge]

I hate Plasma Deck

[spring granite]

I hate that you hate Plasma Deck

[normal trench]

Yeah it's really frustrating unless you're specifically going for high scores

[novel rain]

Tips for Blue Stake?

[light brook]

flowerpot every chance you can

[fringe nebula]

you have -1 discard, so what will you do?

[knotty zodiac]

all hail mr bones, savior of my run. not today, crimson

[spring granite]

get lucky

[knotty zodiac]

2. dont get unlucky

[fringe nebula]

beginner asking a genuine question
answers it with shitpost

i love this community

[safe flower]

Ante 1, round 1, holographic square joker or foil supernova

[spring granite]

am I wrong

[safe flower]

Prioritize easier to make hands and scaling jokers

[hollow grove]

Which joker am I supposed to take here and why

Could get both by selling sly but that feels wrong

I'm leaning towards popcorn

Swashbuckler is a lot better on black deck long term but I'm not certain if it gets me through ante 2

[spring granite]

that's how I won all my runs

[novel rain]

I've been doing that most runs

[fringe nebula]

wrong image

[analog brook]

How do you have a negative joker but max jokers

[novel rain]

so just keep doing the same thing, but with one less discard?

[fringe nebula]

yes

[hollow grove]

Indeed, whoops

[fringe nebula]

or, make a play around having only 2 discards

by doing pair build

[knotty zodiac]

five card hands become worse, pairs and high card become better

[hollow grove]

(Sorry for double post, was trying to edit)

[rotund igloo]

Who needs +mult

[broken notch]

urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

Another grimbo run

[eternal kestrel]

Both pretty good

I think go supernova

[eternal kestrel]

Genuine ask, how do you play grimbo?

Or other jokers of the like

[light brook]

you bro 😭

[knotty zodiac]

either would be a fine start. swash plus one more joker in ante 2 seems a bit safer

[fringe nebula]

don't win in 1 hand

[knotty zodiac]

play pairs and high card, try to use every hand every round without discarding

[fringe nebula]

so grimbo becomes stronger

[eternal kestrel]

True

[tranquil steppe]

+mult schmlus mult

[eternal kestrel]

Had a grimbo run but he was really only along for the ride

3rd gold stake win btw

[tranquil steppe]

Nice stuff!

[safe flower]

Chasing the high of my half-decent bloodstone run from earlier today

[eternal kestrel]

I just wanna know how to use him bc he got overshadowed by Photochad and print

[hollow grove]

I'd just take the foil tbh, even if I didn't up playing pairs

Green joker is strong but annoying

[safe flower]

Grimbo means you pretty much want discards when they have additional value. Rebate, purple seals, trading card, etc. Otherwise ramp the dude

[knotty zodiac]

painted deck

[pallid ferry]

i hate you violet vessel

only scoring 100k a hand and acrobat will not save me :(

[hybrid tendon]

balatrodle in 3 easy one today

[knotty zodiac]

maybe you can break a few more glass cards? x)

[pallid ferry]

even if i did i have only 2 more

[knotty zodiac]

ya gg

[hybrid tendon]

@inland mirage

wrongping

help I can't

[pallid ferry]

ghost… no….

[hybrid tendon]

<@&1133519078540185692>

there we go

[vital wigeon]

but i wanted to get the money….

+$20

[pallid ferry]

it was a rental scam anyway, -3 dollars for every piece of information stolen from you

[knotty zodiac]

my legendary jokers are coming from mr. prince from nigeria any day now

[spring granite]

you're so right

[serene forge]

2/18/26 balatrodle in 1, you're a dick i hope you know that dude

[shell rock]

balatrodle in 3

[warped moth]

You love to see it

Now to find an idol...

Oop there it is

Speak of the devil

[pallid ferry]

lol

[serene forge]

I hate Red Stake

[lavish shuttle]

Furthest I’ve made it not on white stake, documenting my progress here im pretty proud even though im not very far into the game

[lavish shuttle]

Crazy seed, 2 legendaries, trib in first one and I didn’t get to choose the other cuz I would’ve died but fun run nonetheless

[shell rock]

crazy run lol

[knotty zodiac]

no white money, no eternals, no scaling challenge. the only thing going for it is it doesnt have -1 discard lol

[shell rock]

also i found blueprint AND invis after this

[lavish shuttle]

I can hear all the triggers now 🤤🤤

[shell rock]

oh yeah wait i should turn on my game audio, i had it off because i was listening to other music

[serene forge]

I hate Baron

[lost vault]

meow

[warped moth]

Weakest pair run on gold stakes

[lavish shuttle]

Should’ve kept rerolling for the nat negative luchador

[prime tulip]

Wee time

[shell rock]

three

hmm what are the odds i get percolator next shop

[drowsy tapir]

For real LOL

[serene forge]

15 antes too late

[shell rock]

it would help me survive for a little while

[uneven laurel]

Is photo worth it here?

I could sell rebate... And just win right

[serene forge]

sell bloodstone

[uneven laurel]

? Surely not. I have oops

[plucky shuttle]

I would say skip it and keep rebate for money to deck fix

[fringe nebula]

absolutely

[uneven laurel]

I've already deck fixed. It's checkered

[fringe nebula]

what is your planet level though

[warped moth]

I think this run is a little bit good

[uneven laurel]

6 (14mult)

[plucky shuttle]

Work towards only hearts, more magic or glass, same suit to move into idol maybe

If ur just going for the stake win, the. Sell rebate

[fringe nebula]

good enough

[shell rock]

E 68

IVE DONE IT

[cyan briar]

oops wrong channel

[serene forge]

old site l side is not what i expected

[lost vault]

sell oops, then

[shell rock]

celeste

[warped moth]

Ok it's not even funny anymore, damn 😭

[tranquil steppe]

No I think July release is best

[warped moth]

This run has collected all the luck of yesterday's session

[warped moth]

My beloved

[atomic trout]

Damn Ante 12

[warped moth]

Amazing game :3

[shell rock]

celeste is like top 3 games for me

[atomic trout]

White Stakes is easy now... Should I Gold Stakes?

[shell rock]

modded could make it my favorite once i get good

[warped moth]

If you wanna

Good luck!

[shell rock]

absolutely, but it's not gonna be easy

[coral summit]

Woo

[serene forge]

i love celeste

[thick narwhal]

I don't get how people win almost every game they play, I swear I can't get good jokers for the life of me

[hollow grove]

Almost a nice number there, gg

[shell rock]

oh e69, if only

one more red seal would have done it

[atomic trout]

But...

[sour sleet]

This is considered a strait flush, god 4 fingers makes me feel weird!

[atomic trout]

I fear the stakes.

[serene forge]

most people don't

but you'll get better as you play more

[atomic trout]

I've only gotten Plasma Deck Gold Stakes

[granite ridge]

does the club 5 still get scored?

[atomic trout]

Yeh

[shell rock]

try magic, yellow, or blue deck

[sour sleet]

Yep! It’s considered apart of the strait of 5-2

[serene forge]

yea its a straight and a flush so its a straight flush

[atomic trout]

If you have Smeared Joker

[atomic trout]

They sound like the easiest(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

[shell rock]

yes

[atomic trout]

Let's try Black Deck

[shell rock]

no

[eternal kestrel]

I got ghost gold earlier today, it‘s not bad

[shell rock]

also, by magic deck i mean ghost deck

the one with the spectrals

[eternal kestrel]

But I also got a Photochad and blueprint

[eternal kestrel]

Go for it

[shell rock]

its my favorite deck ever ❤️

[eternal kestrel]

Mine too

[atomic trout]

I love Ghost Deck. There's something about the Spectral Cards

[atomic trout]

Sadly I'm on Bluuuuuey Stakes

[hollow grove]

Abandoned deck is pretty good for gold

Only 40 cards means it's a lot easier to draw your best cards, or play hands other than pairs

[atomic trout]

With the potential lower points. Ride The Bus helps

[hollow grove]

Yeah an early bus is close to free a win on abandoned

Unless you take a fancy sealed face card from a standard pack an then accidentally play it 💀

[warped moth]

Fyi I personally consider that to be almost as difficult as black deck

Plasma deck gold stakes

[fringe nebula]

diversity

diversity is the key to balatro

[sour sleet]

With the runner at 225, I think I’m cleared to win this pretty well right?

[eternal kestrel]

Yeah it was rough

(One of 2 that I’ve done, my frame of reference isn’t great)

[serene forge]

free win on any deck

[fringe nebula]

i agree

[manic zealot]

the game is begging me to play straights

[atomic trout]

Plasma took me forever!!

Maybe because of poor chipotle scaling

[hollow grove]

Looks like it 👀

[cyan briar]

2 of the worst jokers on my first buffon pack 🙏

[spring granite]

bait successful

[granite ridge]

dont diss runner like dat

[brittle umbra]

Should I keep this joker or sell it ?

[granite ridge]

planning to replace with midas

?

[sour sleet]

If you some reason have tarot merchant, keep, if not, sell

[cyan briar]

money

[sour sleet]

I beg to differ, runner carried

[granite ridge]

my man

[brittle umbra]

Idk, should I ? I'm kinda new to the game

[hollow grove]

Idol is actually quite bad though, right?

I find it difficult to play around - and if I have enough deck fixing to make it easier I typically wouldn't need it anymore

Maybe I'm just bad / not used to it

[cyan briar]

idol its only for users who have a same card deck

[granite ridge]

just experiment whichever you wanna do/try imo

[cyan briar]

but im so bad at deck fixing so

[sour sleet]

I had that clip locked and loaded to prove a point. Cant tell if you call my your man as endearment or an equivalent of smh

[granite ridge]

its only good for endless

[brittle umbra]

Midas makes me want to not play high cards imo, keep them and not score much, I have jokes that gives me mult for heads anyway so it wouldn't be worth it imo

[granite ridge]

i mean runner is indeed good and uhh yeah

[sour sleet]

Ok

[fringe nebula]

dude this deck

i found a blue seal and cryptid in 1 shop

[cyan briar]

im not that used to straights i barely do it

[sour sleet]

I usually run either a flush or a ace to ten strait for the ante if I’m able to draw it

[thick snow]

why does the black deck suck, you'd think an extra joker slot would be big

[cosmic sun]

buffoon card in the credit pack

[granite ridge]

based on your build i assumed you wanna build around ancient, and midas does work for high card build since you only need to play face cards once and gold cards are built for held in hand which is what you want on high card build

[sour sleet]

Lower hands mean less money, and way less survivable

[mighty flume]

AAAAAND DONE!. C++!

[sour sleet]

AMAZING!! Nice job!

[granite ridge]

gg

[spring granite]

W

[mighty flume]

dude, my last run was a freaking heart attack. i felt like i was getting so close and was getting afraid i would mess up. but thankfully blackboard came in clutch

[cyan briar]

"Completista++" 🔥

[mighty flume]

and luckily. i was able to gold the last joker i was missing: Dusk

[hollow grove]

They definitely take some getting used to but it's worth trying to play them at least sometimes

Runner works well on a pair / high card build if you just aim to play about 2 straights per ante

[brittle umbra]

Tbh, I mostly have no idea what I'm doing but it looks like its working out

[hollow grove]

So you got c++ now?

gg!!!

[terse vale]

ole ole

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[terse vale]

ole ole

[granite ridge]

white stake moment

[ember glen]

buffoon card

[strange abyss]

Congratulations!

[brittle umbra]

That would be me yeah

[strange abyss]

buffoon credit in the card pack

[mighty flume]

technically i should had got it a few hours ago, i had to crank up the steam unlocker thing because it wasn't working.

and i promise, assure, and say honestly: i did NOT cheat in any shape, way or form, my main savefile has been only used to play with QOL mods, none that had extra content or that gave unfair advantages.

[cosmic sun]

credit buffoon in the card pack

[vocal rose]

youd think so

[terse vale]

early game is horrible

[vocal rose]

but black deck sucks

[fringe nebula]

+1 joker slot matters only in the midgame

in earlygame, -1 hand absolutely stinks

[terse vale]

hand isnt worth the slot

[cyan briar]

guys it is possible to get 0 hand size

[surreal spruce]

You struggle making use of the extra joker slot

[surreal spruce]

You just die

[mighty flume]

Yes. Use ouija and ectoplasm too many times and you will ran out of hand size.