🕹・game-discussion

[opal canopy]

Frue

[void girder]

truf

[balmy gulch]

All 7 hands combined for like 240k with 180 of that on the straight flush with the glass red seal.

[calm moth]

Can someone tell me the best order for this

[opal canopy]

I think that’s good

[balmy gulch]

At one point in the run I had bus and green joker both scaling, but they couldn't keep up

[opal canopy]

That’s teh dream 4 me

Pairs pairs pairs

[balmy gulch]

My dream is a nat negative Oops to go with my bloodstone ❤️

[grand lynx]

no matter what i cant beat 1 game why am so bad

[void girder]

i hope that the head gets some polonium-210

[opal canopy]

If I also get hologram,i will scream louder then ishowspeed

[void girder]

are you using xmult jokers

[balmy gulch]

@grand lynx just gotta practice, as you go along you start to figure out what's good and what's bad and what synergizes

[grand lynx]

what is a x multi joker

[void girder]

jokers like cavendish, blackboard, throwback

those ones

[balmy gulch]

Blackboard, acrobat, card sharp. Something that multiplies your mult

[opal canopy]

“Gives x3 mult when (condition)

Or smth like that

[grand lynx]

multiply a mult would be verry power full

[void girder]

yes

[grand lynx]

i try and find car

card

[void girder]

good luck

[grand lynx]

brb

[proven gulch]

save money for interest so you can actually find xmult

[balmy gulch]

A big thing to learn is money generation and management. You had no rerolls and no money left.

[grand lynx]

doce more coin make more common

[opal canopy]

Have 25$ in the bank unless you NEED something from shop

[grand lynx]

ok

[balmy gulch]

No, but more money means you can see more options.

More options means a better chance of finding good things

[void girder]

such as blueprint or brainstorm

[proven gulch]

More money means more chances to see cards

[grand lynx]

ok

[opal canopy]

He hasn’t beat the game so he has nada

[void girder]

good point

mb

but he could have brainstorm

[opal canopy]

I have went to blue stake, I don’t have brainstorm yet

[void girder]

wow

i had it before winning

[grand lynx]

i not have any multi x in coletion

i try find in game now

[opal canopy]

Brainstorm lowkey sucks imo

[void girder]

nah

its goated if using it right

[opal canopy]

You need to find the card for it to be in ur collection

[grand lynx]

ok

[balmy gulch]

Something that helped me starting out was realizing I didn't need to score as much as possible all the time.

If you score enough to get by, you can use the rest of your money/joker slots on income. That helps you snowball into better stuff later

[opal canopy]

What new player is ever gonna find a royal flush unless they look for it specifically

[void girder]

me

i did

[opal canopy]

Bro is bffs with rngesus

[void girder]

ikr

too bad my luck is gone

[serene forge]

sell photo

[void girder]

dont

[upper spade]

For Jokerless.
Not a bad start to be honest.

[void girder]

id brainstorm the phot instead

[balmy gulch]

Sell brainstorm, use money on judgement

[void girder]

wow

[balmy gulch]

Judgement could be anything, even a brainstorm

[cerulean zenith]

Finally got photochad for the first time excited to try it out
Look at boss blind
Plant

[void girder]

very very unlikely

damn

photochad on plant suck

[balmy gulch]

My day be going so fine, then boom, the plant

[cerulean zenith]

Its like promising a small child candy for doing a task and giving them licorice

[void girder]

my version of the plant is the head

i hate it

[cerulean zenith]

And a brick directly to the face

[cerulean zenith]

What does that one do again?

[void girder]

heart cards

[cerulean zenith]

OUGH

That one hurt me in the soul

[grand lynx]

not found yet

[cerulean zenith]

All i do is play checkered deck because i love flushes

[void girder]

thats what i play

[void girder]

too bad it didnt give a legendery

[balmy gulch]

The plant is the classic run killer, but idk if it's even in my bottom 3 least favorite bosses

[void girder]

id say the wall is up there

no one likes the wall

get real

[cerulean zenith]

THE WALL.

[balmy gulch]

What does that even mean

[sage zodiac]

I love shop 1 rocket

[balmy gulch]

I'm baffled still

[sage zodiac]

My last run failed because I couldn't find any clubs..

[fickle mesa]

i mean that ones not too bad

heart flushes arent very powerful so you dont really worry abt it

[void girder]

it kills you when you main heart

[fickle mesa]

i guess unless you're relying on lusty joker for scoring early game

[fickle mesa]

yeah but simply dont

[void girder]

no

[fickle mesa]

simply play pairs (they dont get hurt by boss blinds)

[void girder]

i get hearts and lusty more

[terse vale]

thief busted

[grand lynx]

still no multi x thing

[fickle mesa]

lustys a common, but so are a lot of pair jokers

[terse vale]

oh you wont need it yet

[void girder]

i get lusty the most

[terse vale]

also take blue

[fickle mesa]

like green joker, ride the bus, red card, supernova, square joker

blue joker

[fickle mesa]

not more than the other 7!

[grand lynx]

im out of shop can tak bblie

[fickle mesa]

statistically thats very unlikely

[serene forge]

holy hell

[cerulean zenith]

Photo chad again we are so back

[void girder]

i get lusty almost every run

[terse vale]

but don’t you need chips

[serene forge]

skill issue plant doesnt counter photochad

[grand lynx]

i get chip from card

[serene forge]

don't use bloodstone

it sucks

[terse vale]

that will not be enough bru

[cerulean zenith]

I have lusty rn, im trying to make all hearts for my deck

[fickle mesa]

well, why do you take it?

[serene forge]

I hate Lusty Jonkler

[balmy gulch]

There you are talking about bloodstone again...

[fickle mesa]

its not that good past like, ante 3

[void girder]

does

[fickle mesa]

hates a strong word its not very good compared to other commons

[void girder]

plant disables face card

[cerulean zenith]

So it happened again

[fickle mesa]

nope its circumvented by glass cards that arent faces

[terse vale]

get glass for chad

[void girder]

photo only works on face cards

[serene forge]

if you die to plant with photochad you genuinely unironically need to get better at this game

[cerulean zenith]

The plant vs my photo chad

[void girder]

glass counts towards photo?

[terse vale]

no

[cerulean zenith]

Seething with rage rn

[terse vale]

its for chad

[fickle mesa]

glass doesnt count towards photo but it makes up for the missing x2s

so you score the same

[void girder]

oh

but its debuffed

[terse vale]

bru

[grand lynx]

this do chip\

[terse vale]

put it on a numbered card

[fickle mesa]

you dont make the face cards glass

[fringe nebula]

always keep luchador/bones/justice with photochad build methinks

[fickle mesa]

you make the numbered cards glass

[void girder]

o

[balmy gulch]

Plant DOES counter photochad. But it's so easy to work around it with a glass 10 or smth.

[harsh relic]

just cut the plant ✂️

[fickle mesa]

if its easy to work around its not a counter as much as it is maybe a minor nuissance at best

[void girder]

given that it shows in your hand

[fickle mesa]

i like making one glass numbered and one glass face when photochadding

the latter for flinting

[void girder]

i hate glit

flint

[cosmic sun]

whats a photo chad

[balmy gulch]

I guess it depends on how you define counter

[cerulean zenith]

GUH THE SOUL IS HERE

[weary whale]

Hanging Chad & Photograph pair

[void girder]

open

[fickle mesa]

flint honestly sucks but the better i get the less it bothers me

[fringe nebula]

flint isn't that bad but i hate getting flint at ante 2 jokerless challenge

[cerulean zenith]

Triboulet

[serene forge]

if you die to plant with photochad you deserve to lose, plant is literally the only semblance of a threat to you and if you fail to get around it that's your own fault

[void girder]

which one is that

[fickle mesa]

i may be wrong but outside of it rounding down i think its just a worse version of the wall

[balmy gulch]

Flint and pillar are my bottom 2

[fickle mesa]

to be fair

[cerulean zenith]

2x for every king and queen

[void girder]

w

[fickle mesa]

i have had runs where i didnt find a desired tarot card until comically late

[serene forge]

it's very simple

[void girder]

i want perkeo

[fringe nebula]

pillar can be cancelled with any enhancement tarot so it's fine

[void girder]

what does pilar do

[fickle mesa]

but for the most part the plant isnt a big deal you are right

[cerulean zenith]

Probably should have sold vamp instead of lusty if im trying to go all hearts

Because my vampire is doing butt nothing rn

[cosmic sun]

[fickle mesa]

vamp is ur scaler

[mighty flume]

ok. i feel im missing something

[fickle mesa]

you want it to have late game power

[fringe nebula]

but..... vamp does nothing at the start

[balmy gulch]

Pillar is fine if your run is going well, but the worse you're doing the worse is, at an exponential rate

[void girder]

what does pillar do

i forgot

[balmy gulch]

Disables all played cards that ante

[fringe nebula]

previously played card this ante

[void girder]

ohhh

that one is easy

[fringe nebula]

that one

[void girder]

especially since i just skip everytime

[serene forge]

I hate Baron

[terse vale]

nonono

[fringe nebula]

pillar is just minor inconvenience unless you really really rely on that one card

[fickle mesa]

this is rarely a problem

[void girder]

i know its bad

[serene forge]

why

[void girder]

idk

[balmy gulch]

Depends on ur playstyle

[void girder]

im just used to playing like it

[fickle mesa]

why did all the white stakers show up right now

[void girder]

ive gotten to black stake just skipping so idk

[cosmic sun]

"I play for fun" final bosses in chat

[terse vale]

they’ve been plentiful this month i’m gonna say that

[grand lynx]

is anything i should get

[serene forge]

sell parei get holo

[fickle mesa]

for what it is worth, you are still a white staker

[fringe nebula]

get holo

[terse vale]

you need to start not skipping so much

[void girder]

how

[fickle mesa]

being a white staker does not mean being stuck on white stake

[terse vale]

you’re losing out on shops

[fickle mesa]

it is a mentality

[serene forge]

being a white staker means youre a noob

[terse vale]

and good stuff

[serene forge]

being a gold staker means you can still be a white staker

[grand lynx]

got it

[void girder]

i mean yes i am a noob but getting better

[serene forge]

you can get to gold stake by being a noob

i was like that

[fringe nebula]

seeing the shop gives more value than skipping most of the time

[serene forge]

why'd you sell chaos??

[cerulean zenith]

Wait photochad triboulet is actually amazing because if your first card is king or queen it also triggers triboulet again

[grand lynx]

was least use ful

[serene forge]

photo is unnecessary

[void girder]

i dont skip on foil or reroll tag

[serene forge]

you are wrong

[void girder]

mid tags

also uncommon joker

[fringe nebula]

reroll tag is one of the best tag in the game

[serene forge]

do you skip on rare tag

[cerulean zenith]

Shhhh i do what I want

[grand lynx]

no im icey

[void girder]

never

[serene forge]

nice

[void girder]

i want bp or bs

id have brain damage if i were to skip rare tag

[terse vale]

parei or jolly was there

[void girder]

i rarely skip boss tag

[terse vale]

well like what do you skip for

[grand lynx]

oh no

no

[fickle mesa]

a lack of desire to improve while complaining endlessly about easy problems while then refusing help when its offered because you dont like red card or whatever

[grand lynx]

i try agen

[serene forge]

shouldve sold parei

chaos was your econ

[grand lynx]

i have all decks up to black what should i use

[simple sigil]

The hell is that pfp

[terse vale]

I have to admit though it is really funny to hear their takes

[simple sigil]

Pol

Lol

[fringe nebula]

magic

[grand lynx]

v sause

[terse vale]

thats the only good thing

[grand lynx]

not have

[terse vale]

bru

[fringe nebula]

huh?

[void girder]

double money, 25 after boss, polychrome, spectral, rare, 5 per skip, sometimes boss, sometimes reroll shop, sometimes uncommon, sometimes +3 hand (depending on what hand), arcana, sometimes the jumbo card pack

idrk what else there is

[fringe nebula]

what's the requirement to unlock magic deck again

[grand lynx]

blackdeck yellow deck green deck blue deck red dik

[fickle mesa]

okay this is cool photochadders are a lesser evil to nanlets

[grand lynx]

what of those deck i use for win\

[terse vale]

polychrome sucks, spectral sucks, speed tag sucks, rare sucks, reroll shop sucks, uncommon sucks, juggle tag 95% of the time sucks, arcana sucks,

mmmhhhhhhh

[fringe nebula]

yellow

[void girder]

maybe you got bad luck

cuz i get to play 3 emperors sometimes

[terse vale]

on the mad world challenge this is next level

[fringe nebula]

+3 hand size, not +3 hand

[void girder]

im on about the level

[serene forge]

didnt you just say you dont take rare tags

[terse vale]

well its not worth missing a shop

[void girder]

i do

[grand lynx]

why yellow

[terse vale]

and where R u getting 3 emperors

[serene forge]

noob

[balmy gulch]

It kinda seems like all yall do is say things suck and that everyone else is wrong

[void girder]

why

[fringe nebula]

a very solid deck with no drawback

[void girder]

rare tag good

[terse vale]

no

[grand lynx]

ok

[terse vale]

random joker, could have tags, missing out on shop

[fringe nebula]

you could also pick blue

[void girder]

emperor from arcana, get sth and fool, use fool for emperor, use the sth, use emperor, get fool and sth, use fool, get emperor, use sth , use emperor and get 2 other things

this has happened quite frequently

[spring granite]

shoot the moon to baron pipeline is mythical

[cosmic sun]

matador

[terse vale]

ok I doubt that

[void girder]

fym

[terse vale]

still not worth losing a shop over
and not worth losing a round over

[fringe nebula]

that only happened to me twice

[fickle mesa]

its more like the other way around

[void girder]

happened twice to me today

is it meant to be rare

[mighty flume]

AAAAH, WHY ALWAYS IN MY GREATEST RUNS I CAN'T FIND THE JOKERS IM MISSING!

[cosmic sun]

"I know its bad"

[terse vale]

ok I rescind my comment but still

[void girder]

hypothetically i could get inf money from emperor

[spring granite]

queens give mult, kings multiply it. It's literally not the other way around

[terse vale]

yes

you could

[serene forge]

I hate Negative Tag

[terse vale]

do not use this as a point

[void girder]

the last time i got 3 emperors i had 3 hermits

[serene forge]

you should do a campfire naneinf then

[void girder]

so

[tropic widget]

baseball card my goat

[terse vale]

its a hypothetical

[void girder]

naneinf?

[terse vale]

doesn’t mean charm tag doesn’t suck

[void girder]

ig

[terse vale]

lucky events don’t make it good

[spring granite]

🤨

[void girder]

but its all part of the fun

the gamble to see if you get anything good

[balmy gulch]

No ur not allowed to have fun

[spring granite]

ante 1 charm tag is goated

[serene forge]

"I play for fun" final bosses in chat

[fringe nebula]

"go big or die trying"

[void girder]

i play bc im bored

[balmy gulch]

@void girder if you aren't always picking the optimal path you have no worth as a human according to some people

[spring granite]

why would I play if not for fun

[void girder]

only thing on my computer that dont need mouse

[void girder]

is this a way of saying im worthless

[spring granite]

bigger number consistently = better

[terse vale]

I guess
still doesn’t mean its good

as long as you don’t use the “its fun” argument to say its good

[cosmic sun]

Fun is subjective (5000000)

[void girder]

but it is fun

is it not?

[spring granite]

good thing Lucky Cards don't need that defense

[terse vale]

I don’t think anybody said that

[terse vale]

oh yeah lucky cards are great

[terse vale]

eh

[balmy gulch]

@void girder nah ur cool, I'm saying it sucks to see people complain about bad plays and bad players

[terse vale]

sometimes

[void girder]

oh

[fringe crest]

WHY NOT BLUEPRINTTTT

[terse vale]

I find fun in making smart choices and being rewarded for them

[void girder]

i wow

[serene forge]

false equivalence competition and you're my opponent:

[fringe nebula]

i ended up feeling disappointed most of the time tbh

maybe early burnt joker or vagabond are the most ideal

[cosmic sun]

The reason I bring up "I play for fun" is because people use it disingenuously to dump on others and ruin discussions

[fringe crest]

ive been naneinf grinding for 8 hours at a minimum

[void girder]

i get vagabond frequently at the start

[void girder]

nice

[fossil glacier]

Well ... I learned an important lesson today.

If you have Bean and it has one round left, it will expire BEFORE it gets a sticker.

[terse vale]

not putting anyone down but jesus man the white stakers are coming in en masse this month

[spring granite]

gold stake was fun but then it got boring

[cosmic sun]

I mean this is always fine it's some people thinking they're some kind of moral bastion if they play off meta or something

[spring granite]

white stake just lets me gamble

[terse vale]

yk what fair

[pale wolf]

balatro

[void girder]

yes

[terse vale]

you can pull bullshit on whitestake

[spring granite]

can go with the most ridiculous combos and still have to use your brain, you just won't get punished nearly as hard

[serene forge]

I hate Photograph

[tawdry rock]

fact??? such a big influx of people who just genuinely have no idea what theyre talking about

[spring granite]

good thing there's experienced players who can teach them

[balmy gulch]

Good players don't always make good teachers though

[fringe nebula]

this one is by far my favorite

[cosmic sun]

big dawg really does have a macro

[terse vale]

I REMEMBER THIS LOLLL

[spring granite]

knowledge osmosis via emoji filled messages will surely work

[tawdry rock]

im not saying im a good teacher or that im more worthy than them or anything btw im just sauing there are so many stubborn people who think they know everything about the game after winning a few runs

[grand lynx]

not like gold deck

[cosmic sun]

this one was crazy

[tawdry rock]

im an idiot i thought this was a video

[analog mulch]

Never dis egg and swash ever again
Ignore the 6x constellation

[cosmic sun]

Like telling a chess GM he doesn't know shit

[sly bolt]

hello chat I'm pretty new to the game, how do I unlock the scribbled joker?

[cosmic sun]

You gotta consume a baguette

[terse vale]

I mean here is the video if you want it

[serene forge]

I hate Baron

[terse vale]

and then the “i’ve also beaten it” WE’RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT FOOL

[tawdry rock]

how dare you play anything other than the balatro ost in my balala household

[spring granite]

Will Mime retrigger this statement? only time will tell

[serene forge]

hikaru nakamura doesnt know that en pessant is forced hes so bad at the game ong

[fringe nebula]

i listen to visual novel OSTs while playing balala

am i a sinner

[brittle umbra]

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME I CAN USE THESE DAMN TARROT CARDS IN GAME

[balmy gulch]

@sly bolt have 3 wild cards in ur deck

[fossil glacier]

You didn't ask.

[unborn cliff]

dude what did you think they were for

[spring granite]

on the bright side, the game just got that much better

[fringe nebula]

you will have ALOT MORE to learn my friend

[sly bolt]

no...

[tawdry rock]

off to the firey pits of hell for you

[balmy gulch]

@sly bolt oh ok my apologies

[unborn cliff]

i have something crazy to tell you about jokers

[terse vale]

but acid jazz is soo good

[unborn cliff]

balatro ost is lowk a freak of nature

[cosmic sun]

this and a cavendih

[tawdry rock]

you know whats better???? jimbo's awesome hit song called the Balatro OST

[unborn cliff]

literally every ost i hear gets old after enough time

[tawdry rock]

give it a try sometime

[unborn cliff]

620 hours and i still love the ost

[tawdry rock]

exactly

[fossil glacier]

You hear the one where it's all the tracks playing at the same time?

[tawdry rock]

its literally crack

[unborn cliff]

ough

[spring granite]

Random chance for all versions to play at once in a menu 🔥

[tawdry rock]

that one is so good

[brittle umbra]

I thought I could only use them on the tarrot screen when if gives you randoms card when opening a pack yk

[royal ore]

you must hate silence then

[fossil glacier]

Balatro OST 1HR - All Tracks Playing Simultaneously by Maxim Tsai

[tawdry rock]

silence ost is pretty good

[royal ore]

no like
literal silence

[terse vale]

jimbaaalll!!!

[spring granite]

can't wait for silence 2 to drop

[unborn cliff]

yes i do

i hate silence

[terse vale]

arc-ana

[unborn cliff]

there is a reason i have an airpod in almost all the time

[brittle umbra]

Can the Judgment tarrot cards get me a legendary joker ?

[fringe nebula]

no

only the soul

[brittle umbra]

[tawdry rock]

the fucking game awards balatro music is just

pure euphoria

it is so insanely good

[serene forge]

I hate Smiley Face

[fringe nebula]

+5 mult is good for earlygame tho

maybe 10 or 15

[cosmic sun]

Cavendish was like an absent father but I didn't need it

[tawdry rock]

to clarify that 👍 is purely a display of "ok bro" rather than a "i agree"

[light brook]

i HATE grimbo

[cosmic sun]

ahhh ahh my steak too juicy

[spring granite]

holo tag justification incoming

[tawdry rock]

and my butter is too lobstery or something

[cosmic sun]

butt too lobstery

[light brook]

aand it’s gonna be a winning run

[cosmic sun]

never underestimate the art of the throw

[narrow scroll]

butter right

[light brook]

baseball pitchers:

[fringe nebula]

holographic is great for earlygame

holographic econ joker is even better

but not the tag

[cosmic sun]

I'm not crazy

[light brook]

keep telling yourself that pal

[strange abyss]

: (

[terse vale]

yeah thats crazy

[cosmic sun]

the gaslighting is insane

[serene forge]

average bloodstone user

[cosmic sun]

trying to rewrite history

[strange abyss]

||They don't want you to know this but he's actually a lobster||

[light brook]

obelisk sucks right guys right i say as i get tomatoes thrown at me

[sage zodiac]

where were you 12 antes ago?

[spring granite]

😍

[cosmic sun]

they're calling it the most free $4 ever gained

[serene forge]

here win

[cosmic sun]

Here's where it goes off

[opal canopy]

Bro is paying 12$ a round

[cosmic sun]

INTO THE NEEDLE

RAHHHHH

[opal canopy]

Bro got hit with tarrifs

[calm moth]

Holy shyt I broke a mil for the first time ever

[strange abyss]

burgular delayed gratification synergy 🔥

[opal canopy]

Dude plasma deck gave me a 18 mil high

[strange abyss]

Can't discard if you don't hae discard

[light brook]

w! only do that 10x more for stuntman!

[cosmic sun]

dgrat got its value

now I just shimmy into another xmult joker

[calm moth]

Im stuck on black stake so im chasing plasma

[opal canopy]

Except you need to beat blue stake

[mystic sequoia]

Does anybody have any good mods for me to download?

[light brook]

the day i have a stm and constellation in the same run is the day i die a happy man

[fringe nebula]

saturn

or brainstorm mod

[light brook]

are you looking for visual changes or gameplay changes

[mystic sequoia]

Thanks

[mystic sequoia]

Gameplay and quality of life

[fringe nebula]

you can set gamespeed to x8-x16 in saturn, and you can also turn off in-game animations

[mystic sequoia]

Oooh

[fringe nebula]

there's also item stacking but idk if you need it

[light brook]

qol i’d definitely do handy, saturn, jokerdisplay, blueprint/brainstorm dynamic texture mod (it’s called blueprint)

[fossil glacier]

I'm looking forward to using some mods, however I told myself that I'd get C++ before doing anything else.

[fringe nebula]

keeping it vanilla i see

[fossil glacier]

For 9 more Jokers 😄

Only reason is because I know that the profile can, from time to time, become corrupt.

[light brook]

gameplay wise just start with cryptid for the moment and see if you like it

[torn sparrow]

Wow

[fringe nebula]

and foil too

[light brook]

w early synergy

[torn sparrow]

Yall want seed?

Later I'll drop it

[cosmic sun]

lowkey depressing if you cant grab c9

[torn sparrow]

Fr lol

[light brook]

sell egg trust

[fringe nebula]

it's fine they can snowball with temperance

[cosmic sun]

I was gonna say temp in pack but I assume that's an un-leveled egg

[light brook]

i mean you could greed for a temperance

[torn sparrow]

It's early game

Could stack

[light brook]

well that’s still enough i think

wait no that’s 4 dollars that’s a neutral difference

[torn sparrow]

Holy

Is this normal?

[cursive lion]

do i pick up the gay jimbo

[light brook]

yeah looks normal just really lucky

[fringe nebula]

keep money for interest

methinks

[cosmic sun]

shon...

[cursive lion]

? its free

[fringe nebula]

oh lmao my bad

[light brook]

keep the seed open until june then buy him

[analog mulch]

WHAT

[cursive lion]

looks inside

[light brook]

all roads lead to rome

tick tock chad…

[torn sparrow]

K

[analog mulch]

Tick tock immediately

[fringe nebula]

and rebate too

take rebate

[cursive lion]

all roads do lead to al gore's basement

[torn sparrow]

Should I buy?

[light brook]

goated run

[fringe nebula]

open spectral pack

[cursive lion]

god damn it

[cosmic sun]

lowkey a very prosperous cat on lunar new years

[drifting gorge]

oh for fuck's sake

[cursive lion]

year of the lucky cat

[cosmic sun]

chadless lucky card procs

[spring granite]

[cursive lion]

day 3 with no retriggers lucky cat:

[cosmic sun]

coincidental meowth pfp matching the lucky cat

[cursive lion]

there is no such as a coincidence

i got like how many lucky cats at my desk

six

i got six

not even kidding hold on

[spring granite]

Feinberg if he was lucky: "yo, +$20"

[unborn cliff]

that's a lot of invisible jokers

[grand lynx]

WHERE IS MULTI MULT CARD

[serene forge]

I hate Ouija

[grand lynx]

its noy real

[fringe nebula]

you mean, xmult?

[cursive lion]

lowkey objectivelly true opinion

[grand lynx]

yes

[cursive lion]

like i haven't found a time where ouija proved useful

[grand lynx]

been looking for 2 houer

[cursive lion]

or showmans or eternal ankhs

[fringe nebula]

what if

ouija but instead of -1 hand size, you pay $10

[unborn cliff]

evil immolate

[cursive lion]

listening to swans while playing balatro is a feeling

[somber barn]

The start of something glorious

[unborn cliff]

bro got assimilate

[grand lynx]

what this do

[strange abyss]

Lucky card never triggers

[strange abyss]

Nothing

Literally does nothing

[cosmic sun]

Just in time for VV

[sage zodiac]

Nothing

[spring granite]

[somber barn]

I lied to myself

[strange abyss]

black deck?

[grand lynx]

but it car do play how

[strange abyss]

This is why you always take speculative oops

[grand lynx]

not car car

[strange abyss]

press ⬆️ to accelerate the car

[serene forge]

I love Oops! All 6s

[spring granite]

speculative charm tag

[strange abyss]

Even better

[cosmic sun]

I picked up negative splash and almost played a jack

[grand lynx]

what it do i has tio do thing

[cursive lion]

good ending

everybody loves oops all sixes

[lost nova]

Should I rid of my half joker for the scary face

[grand lynx]

i brought it it gona do a thing i know it

[serene forge]

no

you should go back in time to before you picked up an eternal photograph

[lost nova]

I’m aiming at a face deck rn

[cursive lion]

eternal photograph without chad or sock 💔

[grand lynx]

i am the very greart

[lost nova]

Im hoping to get one soon

[grand lynx]

WHY AM I SO BAD

[strange abyss]

Just keep at it, you'll find out what it does eventually

[grand lynx]

I DIED

[spring granite]

me when the 6s

[upper spade]

Not a bad Jokerless run.

[serene forge]

why

[serene forge]

why

picking up naked photos is how you lose

photo sucks

[grand lynx]

what is that user name

[serene forge]

english

[grand lynx]

ohhh ok sorry

[strange abyss]

You guys get naked photos?

sounds really inappropriate if you ask me

[cursive lion]

send in the calavary

[grand lynx]

joe mama

thats it im gona draw a gun to kill you all

[earnest goblet]

do i swap anything for scary face?

[upper spade]

I'd say keep what you have.

[cosmic sun]

lowjokerkenuinely I didn't have to see that

[light brook]

yorichard trust

that’s a joke you’re good where you’re at

[earnest goblet]

okok

[grand lynx]

this is the gun

[grand lynx]

🤰🫃

[earnest goblet]

guys what do i do here

[grand lynx]

suaside

[cursive lion]

hmmm

levels and yorick scale?

[earnest goblet]

yoricks at x5

[grand lynx]

i think sell the face one its only x5 sometimes

[cosmic sun]

bro got the l85a67

[cursive lion]

sell the smiley face

me thinks

[upper spade]

I think get rid of Smiley Face.

[earnest goblet]

or sock?

[grand lynx]

why is bro useing mi driop

[upper spade]

Sell Smiley Face.

[earnest goblet]

ok

i trust you all

wish me luck

[lapis aspen]

nah sock is good scoring and could lead to idol

[cursive lion]

sorry for using mi driop mister vinesauce

[upper spade]

You've already got a ton of multiplier.

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[lapis aspen]

real

[grand lynx]

hey v sauce here im going to castrait you

[earnest goblet]

i lost

sadly

[cursive lion]

micheal please don't

[grand lynx]

check you dik and bals unk

[cursive lion]

this is WEEshit

[lapis aspen]

wee jokr

[upper spade]

How this is working.
I have no idea.

[grand lynx]

im the best at blatro

i allways win

[lapis aspen]

immaculate setup odd todd is my boy

[cursive lion]

what should you do in this boss blind

[grand lynx]

i have 100sexsicelon chip

[lapis aspen]

use luchador lwk

[serene forge]

equip hallowed armor

[grand lynx]

and lego forght mnite batle pas

[cursive lion]

i... am

what is the protagist of fortnite

[digital niche]

hello

[grand lynx]

my insta win setup

[cursive lion]

i... am jonesy

[lapis aspen]

i guess it do be having chips, mult, and econ

[cursive lion]

i see no lucky cat, this will not go well

[grand lynx]

yes sirrr

[grand lynx]

i have 2 irl cats so

[lapis aspen]

but

[cursive lion]

my family has five

[lapis aspen]

if lucky cat then the cat go big

[torn sparrow]

UPJNU5ML

[grand lynx]

i need to hidrolix press them intomy cpu to get to blatro card

[lapis aspen]

big chonker cat

[lapis aspen]

#1156061354076155944 probably

[torn sparrow]

Ok

[lapis aspen]

its cus no lucky cat

[spring granite]

the commander.

[cursive lion]

i... am the commander

[lapis aspen]

i... eat.... dirt

[spring granite]

it's time... to Save The World

[cursive lion]

i smell like beef

[grand lynx]

my favrot forgnitt catitor is spesh ed timmy

[spring granite]

lucky cards go

[lapis aspen]

once i counted 35 retriggers and didnt get a single $20 from lucky scam cards

[lapis aspen]

but i died after

[spring granite]

the odds of this happening are absurd

should've been every other trigger!

[lapis aspen]

😭 like vro

me when no money every single trigger

[grand lynx]

i hope you get a baby with someone you hate but you 2 groew to love eachover then you kill yoour sellf infrount of evryone at the weding

[lapis aspen]

already happened

[spring granite]

obelisk lore:

[lapis aspen]

i needed to play more balatro so i reincarnated

type timing

[grand lynx]

vibe

[lament condor]

localthunk wheres my ramadan event where i get nat negative baron mime and perkeo every run

smh

[grand lynx]

free x hel ya

[lapis aspen]

misprint when +0 mult

[grand lynx]

whats missprint

[mighty flume]

AAAAAH. why always my good runs DON'T have the jokers im missing?!

i had a great pair run in ghost deck with bull and boots plus sock & buskin with happy face and over 300$ of money...

and yet, i couldn't get the bean nor the dusk im missing to gold

[gentle island]

so many straights I started feeling homophobic

anyway +2 gold stickers

[grand lynx]

bbro sad something so hanos i put 2 emojis on it

[lapis aspen]

straightest person alive

[grand lynx]

im ready to reseave

[lapis aspen]

why is it always a pregnant man

[spring granite]

what would be the opposite of a straight hand?

flush?

high card?

5 of a kind?

[grand lynx]

men puying it in othe men card

[lapis aspen]

high card would be snoop dog

[grand lynx]

🫃

[lapis aspen]

if theres a green and blue joker

why no other specific jokr colr

[grand lynx]

add pregnant joker

[lapis aspen]

i wan light aquamarine tinted with cyan joker

[grand lynx]

WAIT
YESS

[stone dagger]

+1 molt each 9 hands played

[weak relic]

Balala

[balmy gulch]

Hallucination just went 9/10 for me this past run. What a legend

[weak relic]

Molt

[grand lynx]

YESSSSSSSSS
YESSSS

[strange abyss]

the anti-pride month build

[grand lynx]

YESSS

[lapis aspen]

elite

[weak relic]

Now discard it

[lapis aspen]

yes for brainstrem

if no have

[grand lynx]

no

[strange abyss]

This just means it will pull a 1/10 in your next run 😔

[grand lynx]

not worth

idk what brain stem is

[lapis aspen]

brain storm

copy joker

[grand lynx]

but ima go flush

[strange abyss]

It's one of the copying jokers

[stone dagger]

Super cool joker

[lapis aspen]

like blue print

[strange abyss]

like

[lapis aspen]

but other race

[stone shell]

blueprint but they tried to balance him

[balmy gulch]

@strange abyss I'll be ok with that. This too shall pass

[lapis aspen]

nerfed blue print kinda

[grand lynx]

ok this is a pole reply with pregnant man for brain storm reply with horse for royal flush

[lament condor]

what boss should i reroll for

[opal canopy]

Yall like my deck?

[strange abyss]

Such is the way of probabilities

[grand lynx]

brai it is

[lapis aspen]

prob violet vessel

[balmy gulch]

I like chance because even if it hurts me it was interesting

Wait that's just how gambling addicts talk

[lapis aspen]

no no thats good

[strange abyss]

That's the spirit!

[lapis aspen]

99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999 of gamblers quit before they hit big

other percent is me

[spring granite]

100% of gamblers quit before they win big

[lapis pumice]

sell sixth sense yeah? or what else should i sell for the ecto; unseeded naneinf attempt

[spring granite]

because if you already quit then you're not a gambler

[lapis aspen]

which is in $500,000,000,000,000 in debt

[lapis pumice]

ah nvm dna has holographic edition

[weak relic]

Hmm should I also try doing unseeded naneinf run?

[lapis aspen]

6th sense goes most of the time

[lapis aspen]

yes they are very fun

[lapis pumice]

its been kinda fun

[lapis aspen]

unless your game crashes and you become sad

[lapis pumice]

im only trying it cuz i did c++ today lol

[grand lynx]

don

[lapis aspen]

what is vro doing there

[grand lynx]

i got the card

[eternal kestrel]

YEAHHHHHHHHHH

IT COUNTED THIS TIME

[opal canopy]

Painted deck is actually fire

[eternal kestrel]

I GOT THE STICKER

[lapis aspen]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[eternal kestrel]

SECOND EVER GOLD STAKE WIN

[weak relic]

Wee

[lapis aspen]

i hate when it dont count

[eternal kestrel]

I love my wee

[grand lynx]

what?

[lapis aspen]

weenr

[drowsy rain]

That was a wee bit close

[lapis aspen]

wee jokrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[eternal kestrel]

That was good

[drowsy rain]

haha guys should I do improv

[lapis aspen]

wee jokr is my beloved

[grand lynx]

oo[ps didnt mean to sent 2wice

[drowsy rain]

hacking my wee everyday

[lapis aspen]

relatable

[green apex]

shop 1 buffoon eternal egg

[lapis aspen]

i gold stake stickered egg

[opal canopy]

13 hand size with wee joker and a 2 5oak build

[grand lynx]

new ver

[lapis aspen]

[drowsy rain]

w speculation buy

[lapis pumice]

do i take it or is it way too early? ante 11 only 1 doubletag lol

for context

[lapis aspen]

speculative oops ahh

[opal canopy]

Buy it

[lapis aspen]

depends if you are still going for better jokers

[drowsy rain]

What are you looking for, it should be reallly important

[grand lynx]

urethra saled

[lapis pumice]

i just got a showman and i'm on the money making phase so looking for a reserved parking or more copies of blueprints; so there's a chance i might get some colas but i dunno

[grand lynx]

brfb

brb

[lapis pumice]

this is like my first ever naneinf attempt so i'm just kinda lost on the sauce rn

[unreal topaz]

to be fair no blank and no directors cut sucks

[lapis aspen]

yeah

[lament condor]

the card sleeve mod is pretty fun

[unreal topaz]

could go either way whether you take it or not

[drowsy rain]

I could see hand size? But like a whole shop missed for the chance at that would be risky

[lapis aspen]

i ate my front yard

[lapis pumice]

Do i take it or wait until i get more double tags?

[unreal topaz]

if you dont take it you might snowball harder and find an extra cola but it depends

[cyan briar]

🔥

[lapis aspen]

if you are lucky it could have big upside

[unreal topaz]

i would take it, bc with tarot merchant you just see cola less often, unless you're worried about finding smth like baron

or idol

[lapis aspen]

but if you dont clear a voucher its just a missed shop

[lapis pumice]

ight ill take it; yeah a missed shop could be really bad

[unreal topaz]

if theres another voucher tag in the future its just one extra voucher, which could be worth

[green apex]

what a way to win

[lapis aspen]

yes yess

[lament condor]

dagger pivot?

[lapis pumice]

holy shit lol

i was still on a shop

thats crazy

so im deinitely taking that now

definitely*

[unreal topaz]

getting ecto already is great, gonna make you plenty of money

also i'd consider selling dna and just using magic trick+tarot merchant to do that job for now, bc you can make more money with other jokers short term

[weak relic]

Absolute temperance value

[lapis pumice]

do i sell dna for what though

[unreal topaz]

and just finding dna later with said money

[lapis pumice]

like oh absolutely i would for blueprint or something

[unreal topaz]

rebate or golden ticket for sure, maybe faceless, business card or parking

[lapis pumice]

im just trying to find 4 copies

[lapis pumice]

just got parking

[lament condor]

INVISIBLE JOKEEEEEER

PLEAAAAAAAASE

[lapis pumice]

okay that was a terrible skip

[unreal topaz]

problem with parking is you cant use all your hands for it

[lament condor]

COPY SOMETHING GOOOOOOD

PLEASE INVISIBLE

[drowsy rain]

Dagger!

[lament condor]

I BEG OF YOU

[unreal topaz]

so other stuff is a bit better but it isnt that bad

[lament condor]

blueprint's fine

[unreal topaz]

one miss, 3 you can take to clear

you cleared liquidation out

[lapis pumice]

so now do i just reroll for 2 more copies of blueprint or brainstorm?

[unreal topaz]

seems worth since antimatter and retcon are so mandatory

[lapis pumice]

what do ppl save lots of money for?

[unreal topaz]

later on you need to use all steel cards

and you need to reroll for burglar

[lapis pumice]

hmm so i cant just spend like $100 on rerolls every round

i'm jut trying to find blueprint

[fading dome]

Sleeves mentioned. Ghost+plasma is kinda fire yeah

[unreal topaz]

try spending roughly half of what you earn

[median gust]

Finally won on orange stake!!!

yay

[green apex]

ante 1 egg too, free

[median gust]

Now onwards to gold stake

[lament condor]

its also compatible with some of the other mods im using which is pretty fun

[fringe nebula]

welp

[lapis pumice]

kk

ty lol

i'm so clueless at this

[unreal topaz]

np, the first naneinf is usually pretty difficult

[lament condor]

serpent should be reworked/nerfed

[fringe nebula]

i intentionally not unlock some jokers and vouchers to get my first naneinf lol

[lapis pumice]

sell the parking?

[fringe nebula]

keep

[fading dome]

Yeah I'm a big fan of the mod

[lament condor]

its too weak and it counters literally 0 builds

it helps more then hurts

[unreal topaz]

no, you need a blueprint or brainstorm

you have enough score

2 barons wont naneinf

[lament condor]

maybe it doesn't get you some value out of jokers that want multiple things discarded but thats literally it

[unreal topaz]

needs to be 4 copy jokers, baron, mime, and dna ante 24

[fading dome]

^

[unreal topaz]

and you need the extra burglar copies

[lapis pumice]

alr got it, uhh when's the time i have to clone steel jokers?

yeah burglar forgot ab that

right

so i'm just gonna keep looking

err steel red seals*

[unreal topaz]

by the end you want your deck to be around 2/3rds steel, because vs the serpent you play one and draw three

so you play a third of the cards you draw

and you want to play the gold and keep steel for the naneinf

[lapis pumice]

ah i see

yeah that makes sense

[unreal topaz]

also by ante 24 you need to be confident you can draw a full steel hand

since you have tarot merchant you can find death on demand pretty much so i wouldnt worry about it too much

[lapis pumice]

i'll just keep cloning golds for money then

this is kinda cary

scary

[eager bluff]

What the good enough number on runner before moving away from straight ?

I stop after having 150-200

[unreal topaz]

the moment i stop worrying about runner is the moment i get a blue seal

otherwise i keep leveling it up forever

[eager bluff]

:)) true but still need alternative just in case

[lament condor]

do i need more steel?

[lapis pumice]

rip i just got the plant

[proven gulch]

how's your score?

[lapis pumice]

no directors

[lament condor]

is ecto worth it here to make room for the invis?

[fringe nebula]

what ante are you at

[lament condor]

19

[fringe nebula]

no, look for antimatter

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstoen

[serene forge]

are you trying to naneinf

oh

its plhost deck

anyway no

never use more than 1 ecto

[fringe nebula]

having only $99 at ante 19 is

suboptimal

[serene forge]

no

you don't want multiple barons

[analog brook]

Why do people put their xmult cards to the left

[weak relic]

Flush five build 🔥

[fringe nebula]

so you can dig for blue seal or gold cards

[green apex]

just to stop winning too much

[spark rapids]

I'm trying to get to nan inf I have blueprint and baron do y'all have any idea of what build I should do

[weak relic]

New run

[green apex]

naneinf is almost always a highcard

[fringe nebula]

4blueprints 1 baron 1 mime

plasma deck

[green apex]

aww.. 😭

[analog brook]

What's your guys' favorite hand

[fringe nebula]

high card

[spark rapids]

I like flush

[fringe nebula]

high card is the most reliable hand to dig for seals and gold cards

[terse dock]

Flush house

[analog brook]

I like full house the most

[weak relic]

4oak

[wintry ice]

4oak is fun

[fringe nebula]

3oak is good

i also like 3oak

[terse dock]

4oak is my favorite viable hand

[weak relic]

Literally my last gold stake main poker hand

[lament condor]

NOT A SINGLE ONE

NOT A SINGLE BLANK

IN 21 ANTES

[cyan briar]

seed please

🔥

[fringe nebula]

get more cola

[lament condor]

i don't have room for cola

[green apex]

i like it too

[patent verge]

The plant was the the boss blind

[fringe nebula]

you want to bee aggressive with finding cola at ante 11-18

[green apex]

yo

i got blank and antimatter antes 27 and 28

[green apex]

naneinfed on 29

[lament condor]

DM5C4P3Y

endless runs are boring im gonna gold stake the rest of the decks

[cyan briar]

i cant even get past ante 12

[lament condor]

i'd like to see doc beat this

he probably already did something similar or harder

[green apex]

ghost deck gold stake wml 🙏

[fringe nebula]

that is WAY better than -1 hand

[cyan briar]

not double black deck 🙏

[proven gulch]

i think it's on top of black deck

[lament condor]

its on top of the black deck effects

[fringe nebula]

bruh

[hard mantle]

okay, chat, how do i start scaling obelisk early game?

[cyan briar]

alteast +2 joker slots

[lament condor]

so its -1 hand -1 discard +2 joker slots

super duper black deck

[hard mantle]

do i like, build up a whole bunch of high card hands or something?

[fringe nebula]

play pair 15-18 times

and then switch to other hand

[proven gulch]

buy le voucher

[hard mantle]

okay so similar idea got it

[lament condor]

this seems fun

[proven gulch]

interesting

[fringe nebula]

you need independent source of +chips and +mult to make obelisk work though

look for that

[lament condor]

red deck red sleeve just takes away a hand for another discard

[lament condor]

hmmmmm

[rich mauve]

voucher price drops by 50% 😭

[exotic orchid]

Won a gold stake with this. Fun build

[fringe nebula]

or pull of some doc shenanigans with leveling up 3oak when you want to win while playing other hand to level up the obelisk

[lament condor]

praying for a joker (the +4 mult one) in the shop so i can buy cheap ass vouchers

[exotic orchid]

Got another legendary but i needed gold stickers so let it go.

[fringe crest]

naneinf is the bane of my existance

[lament condor]

i can see why this could be interesting, cola just ruined my entire shop

this seems balanced actually

[fringe crest]

yeah

[lament condor]

wait i can reroll shop for the price of my voucher and packs

[fringe crest]

just get the uhh discount vouchers

[wintry ice]

what does plasma plasma do

[exotic orchid]

Why