🕹・game-discussion

[torpid bridge]

No

[void girder]

not half wrong

[mint jetty]

Exactly

[torpid bridge]

Unless you play pvp

[robust lance]

Occasionally

Depends on if I feel whimsy or not

[wintry ice]

what reason do you have to take it over like anything here

half joker is a more consistent mult source

[mint jetty]

What does it help with when you take it

[wintry ice]

and usually better too depending on your levels

[robust lance]

Getting the same good joker

And emperors

Fucking love using emperor

[mint jetty]

How many times does it happen

[void girder]

i can get more kings

[robust lance]

Enough to notice

[void girder]

ima get rid of seltzer

[wintry ice]

with that economy?

[void girder]

maybe

[robust lance]

Wait drink it first

[void girder]

glug

[frank kraken]

is the invis worth it here?

[robust lance]

Haha I laced it 😈

[still pike]

Blue seal? Purple seal? Or gold seal?

[robust lance]

Bloo

[wintry ice]

how are you going to get the tarots required to set it up with 7$

[glad spindle]

I'm lucky today

[tranquil steppe]

All

[void girder]

i just turned my money to 20 with fool and temperance

[tranquil steppe]

What a fun run

[void girder]

and again

[sage zodiac]

run dead. No blank, no antimatter, no retcon

[wintry ice]

you still aren't maximising interest so

[mint jetty]

There are other jokers that give you the tarot cards way more consistently, and other ways of getting a copy of a good joker without having a dead joker slot for like 10 blinds

[robust lance]

Yeah but double hanging chad

[void girder]

i died to the head

[glad spindle]

I made a critical mistake. I bought an idol instead of a baron. (Possibly incorrect translation due to localization )

[robust lance]

Lethal head

Who was under the table bro

[void girder]

it was too good

[void girder]

the 4 kings i couldnt play

[robust lance]

Fair enough

Don’t focus on getting kings in your hands

[sage zodiac]

why not buy suit changing tarots?

[mint jetty]

I love opening a planet pack just to find 3 earths

[void girder]

i didnt get any

[void girder]

i didnt

[robust lance]

Guess we full housing

[sage zodiac]

RIP

[void girder]

ikr

[mint jetty]

Fullhouse is the worst hand in the game...

[void girder]

starting off with 2 xmult jokers

[sage zodiac]

Just sharing this for fun

[robust lance]

I guess we full housing

[wintry ice]

hologram start is pretty good

[void girder]

yh

especially with that standard pack in the corner

[sage zodiac]

I do full house a lot

[void girder]

OHH AND A LUCKY KING OF HEARTS

[robust lance]

Wow this is like an actually balanced graph

Mine is an exponential decay graph

[sage zodiac]

hah

[dapper pond]

Where do u find this? Moded or?

[wintry igloo]

how many hours you in?

[robust lance]

I guess we full housing

[mint jetty]

Sure

[sage zodiac]

I got C++ recently. I had to do very varied play. And I frequently used constellation to carry gold stake wins with junk jokers that needed a gold sticker

[void girder]

4 of a kind is going to the moon

[sage zodiac]

Options -> Stats

[robust lance]

Constellation having a (lack of) broken spine from its immense carrying:

[sullen aspen]

i mean its a very consistent xmult with the blue seal

[robust lance]

Cloud nine carry

[wintry igloo]

wow yeah figues because I only have quarter of that lol

[mint jetty]

Hologram + family will be kinda hard to pull off

[wintry igloo]

the planet stats I mean

[mint jetty]

But good luck

[still pike]

Its foil cloud 9 now from wheel of fortune

[wintry igloo]

how's your total progress so far @sage zodiac

[robust lance]

This is pretty healthy (unlike mine)

[dapper pond]

I like gambling

[manic zealot]

place your bets

[cosmic sun]

rick

[robust lance]

I hate how photograph is my second most used like it’s just there because the much more useful hanging chad is on top

It’s LEECHING!!

[wintry igloo]

mine's first is chad with a big difference from the second

[manic zealot]

the perkalator

[wintry igloo]

oh wow

[robust lance]

Like me fr

[cosmic sun]

I stopped using photo over a year ago and now it's out of my joker stats

[robust lance]

Lucky

[cosmic sun]

Incidentally all the runs where photo appear first are runs where I just win with good old joker scoring

[still pike]

Just got 2 negatives this shop and one (negative joker spectral card)

[novel rain]

Alright chat I think I clear this as long as I get a 3oaK and maybe a pair

[void girder]

if only 8 of a kind was playable

[naive cove]

What the fuck is the Balatrodle answer for today?

[novel rain]

I just need to grab The Trio before it starts shuffling

[naive cove]

The clues make no sense

[serene forge]

yknow what thats fair

well

did you have the obby available when you were spamming hc

[still pike]

I lost this run to a stupid extra big blind boss

[novel rain]

Black stake done

[robust lance]

You got the best deck unlocked

[manic zealot]

the perkeo was mostly hanging out I got it so late

[tame otter]

i stopped spamming hc when i got obelisk

[serene forge]

yeah okay

that makes sense

[naive cove]

Balatrodle makes no sense today

Common, costs more than $1, less than $4, does hands/discards, but it’s not juggler or drunkard

[serene forge]

spoilers

[naive cove]

Nobody is going to solve it, so no spoilers

It makes no sense

[serene forge]

my gf and I literally do it every evening

[white flint]

It apparently costs 3$

[serene forge]

the answer sounds like ||splash|| if I had to guess

[robust lance]

It’s actually the secret purple joker

The one that kills you

[naive cove]

Splash has nothing to do with hands or discards

Why would that be it

[white flint]

I mean every card in hand counts

So that’s probably why it’s hands/discards

[void girder]

hows 10 of a kind

[robust lance]

Stop

This is too far

[void girder]

never

[white flint]

Imagine local thunk adds a ultra legendary joker called John balatro

[void girder]

i will continue further beyond

[robust lance]

+8 multi

[white flint]

He wins u the game

[void girder]

in the wise words or RTgame

[robust lance]

Boooooo

[void girder]

i lost with flush 5

[robust lance]

He peaked when he played Wallace and gromit

[void girder]

trye

true

i like his balatro alot

[robust lance]

Not really a big fan of balatro YouTube or streams

Except aliensrock

He introduced me to it

[void girder]

i only enjoyed rtgames ones

rt introduced me to balatro

i thought it looked fun

[hybrid tendon]

balatrodle in 7, I'm an idiot on this one lmao

[void girder]

i didnt do it well

[hybrid tendon]

you're just bad bruh, it really isn't that bad if you use your brain

also why tf didn't you spoiler anything

[robust lance]

Sister, no one in balatro discord has a brain

[still pike]

ante 1 shop after small blind got me a black hole

[hybrid tendon]

also it's one of the ones that actually makes sense unlike midas mask which isn't econ

[void girder]

gg

[serene forge]

2/17/26 balatrodle in 1 @naive cove you're an ass for doing that

[faint linden]

Bl*odstone him

[hybrid tendon]

is there anything the mods can do about people spoiling it, it's just so fucking unfun to get it spoiled

[void girder]

my favourite part of balatro

[hybrid tendon]

oop <@&1133519078540185692> we got a scammer here

[robust lance]

Sorry to be that guy It’s not that serious

[hybrid tendon]

it's a discord server being a mod is also unserious

[serene forge]

a different server I used before said there is no punishment for posting spoilers, other than the wrath of other chatters

[hybrid tendon]

also it is pretty disrespectful of the people actually doing it

[faint linden]

Should I go for The Omelette, Rich Get Richer, X-ray Vision, Mad World, or Luxury Tax next?

[serene forge]

xray

[hybrid tendon]

mad world

[robust lance]

Mad world

[faint linden]

X-ray seems like Wheel but worse

[robust lance]

Cause I’m MAD (not)

[faint linden]

Luckily, Mad World bans The Plant

[void girder]

go xray

[still pike]

Do I buy polycrome credit card?

[robust lance]

I actually don’t remember any challenge except golden needle and jokerless

[void girder]

if you want

yeah

[robust lance]

I took a break from balatro for 10 months (I got burnt out a month after buying it when it released) and when I came back instead of gold staking my first deck (Anaglyph) I just did every challenge instead

[void girder]

which is anaglyph

[faint linden]

When you have $9 in the first shop and Brainstorm shows up

[faint linden]

Double Tag after beating boss

[still pike]

What about polycrome drivers license?

[void girder]

oh

[void girder]

💔

[still pike]

Why?

[void girder]

i didnt know itd be that powerful

[void girder]

wrong one

i meant diff emoji

i used emperor twice and got hermit + fool

twice

[sullen aspen]

mad world is so free

there are so little card in the deck so u can get 4ok consistently

[still pike]

Just got that joker with spectral pack

[void girder]

who should i rid of for showman

[void girder]

nice

[visual niche]

GUYYYS

finally reached 100 000 000

🙏

[void girder]

wild

[visual niche]

my first baby steps

i'm getting there :D

[void girder]

i havent hit that before

[void girder]

?

i feel like troubador

or scholar

but idk

[pastel pagoda]

Enjoy your joker

[visual niche]

okay so,

it's kind of getting crazy now

[void girder]

how the hell

[twin lantern]

Didn't draw a single jack

[void girder]

is this how good plasma is

[stark karma]

brb gonna crash tf out

[pastel pagoda]

Wait what hand do you play and what is your hologram at?

[white flint]

Plasma can be situational

[void girder]

i just found a second showman

[white flint]

That’s what showman does 99% of the time

[pastel pagoda]

Showman is such an egoistic piece of garbage

[void girder]

i need bp

[visual niche]

oh my fucking god

[void girder]

or bs

[visual niche]

😭

guys ive never scored this high

my whole life

[void girder]

holy moly

[visual niche]

i went from scoring 100k to 10 000k

😭

[pastel pagoda]

Wait till letters start to appear

[white flint]

I mean like

Trib is very op if you can utilise him

[fickle shoal]

can someone help me im on android and all my data just got wiped 😭 My phone died while playing a run and when i turned it back on again and opened the app and tried to continue my run, it says its locked and my collection is at 0 everything is gone.. does anyone have a solution im scared 😭😭😭😭

[white flint]

I got him in Medusa challenge where there are 0 face cards 😭

[visual niche]

can't wait

[lapis pumice]

so generally for unseeded naneinfs on plasma what should you aim to have in the few antes after ante 8 or what should you aim to have by ante 8

[white flint]

Wait till u try baron mime

[pastel pagoda]

Baron mime

With perkeo

[lapis pumice]

unseeded

no legendaries

[pastel pagoda]

And a bunch of copy jokers

[pastel pagoda]

Then baron mime

[void girder]

negative gros michel 😍

[pastel pagoda]

And even more copy jokers

[dark cairn]

gold stickered hiker and matador

[pastel pagoda]

And some good vouchers

[white flint]

Ngl trying to get pallette is pissiv me off

I can’t find 2’s ectos for my life

[void girder]

why cant i green stake checkered

[pastel pagoda]

Try it on ghost deck maybe? Might help

[void girder]

i might be bad at balatro

[white flint]

I mean I’ll probably get it when I keep trying

[pastel pagoda]

Dw gng

[dark cairn]

111/150 gold stickers

[pastel pagoda]

When I first started playing I thought xmult was additive so I never picked it up

[white flint]

Also like is getting completionist under 100 hours good?

[void girder]

same

[visual niche]

GUYS

I'M GETTING THERE

[dark cairn]

completionist isnt really up to skill

[pastel pagoda]

CONGRATS ON YOUR FIRST LETTERS

[dark cairn]

completionist+ is

[void girder]

holy moly

[visual niche]

chat, this is a sign
today i spoke directly with localthunk and now i'm scoring letters

clearly linked

[pastel pagoda]

Wait till you find sock and busking

[white flint]

Im like halfway to c+

But I’m playing casual and I’m quite bad

[dawn scarab]

no mime killed me

[white flint]

Hardest thing I’ve done is gold stake on an absolute godly seed

[pastel pagoda]

I swear half of the naneinf runs I try either have a ridicolous lack of mime or a ridicolous lack of baron

[white flint]

Yorick tried to sneak in there

[visual niche]

i hope

[pastel pagoda]

Theres no inbetween

[visual niche]

well i mean check out my deck

not really made for that type of gameplay really

[dawn scarab]

he did

[pastel pagoda]

You should definetely try to make your whole deck the red seal queens

[void girder]

throwbakc coming in clutch

[white flint]

Ngl im so pro i have 4/150 jokers with gold stickers

[dawn scarab]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cinema-absolute-absolutecinema-9EvnXdZaUZbCqScn67

[pastel pagoda]

Im so lucky my first gold sticker was canio

[white flint]

My first stickers were photophotochad oops 6s and bloodstone

[wraith iris]

i just lost to bloodstone not triggering once in an 11 trigger hand

[pastel pagoda]

Its always photochad

[pastel pagoda]

Yeah bloodstone can be mean sometimes

[dawn scarab]

almost 400 rerolls and 0 mimes nice

[wraith iris]

1/2048

crazy odds

[dark cairn]

my first gold stickers were space joker, rebate (negative), mystic summit, brainstorm, cavendish, and campfire lmao

[white flint]

Photochad carried me thru purple stake to Gold stake 😭

[drowsy rain]

Ikr I hate wheel of fortune

[pastel pagoda]

Oh one of my first five gold stickers was also an eternal riff raff

[white flint]

Riff Raff is actually so goated

[pastel pagoda]

Yeah

[white flint]

Burnt joker is actually a goat tho

[visual niche]

however i mean i do'nt think i have enough money to do that :((

[white flint]

Runs with him are fun

And like while I was doing a challenge where all jokers are eternal photochad tried to sneak in when I had 5/5 jokers

Erosion is funny

[visual niche]

okay i died, makes sense but

woah!!!!!

what the hell!!!!!!!!!

[pastel pagoda]

Erosion is one of those jokers that either carry you or do absolutely nothing

[white flint]

I had like 11 cards with erosion

[meager narwhal]

What's the move here?

[pastel pagoda]

Whats your lvls

[meager narwhal]

On high card with supernova, slightly fixed deck

[white flint]

Walkie talkie is prob the weakest one here

[pastel pagoda]

I mean just sell walkie talkie atp

the max it will give you is 10 chips and 4 mult

[white flint]

Technically 30 chips and 12 if he doesn’t sell chad

[pastel pagoda]

Dam didnt think of that

I guess he should sell supernova then

[white flint]

It’s eternal

[pastel pagoda]

Thats the joke

[meager narwhal]

Close call, ty 😭

[sage zodiac]

I'm going all in on a risk

[pastel pagoda]

The yuri gambit

[visual niche]

number went high
my dopamine exploded

i'm so happy about this run

[void girder]

what does eternal joker d

do

[visual niche]

it stays in your deck

forever

[pastel pagoda]

Cant be sold destroyed or deleted from the game files

[lilac portal]

Can't sell or destroy

[void girder]

is that bad

[pastel pagoda]

Also cant appear on temporary jokers like banana

[pastel pagoda]

Most of the times

[void girder]

dammit

[white flint]

Can be good can be bad

[pastel pagoda]

But it does have some upsides

[void girder]

whats one of the upside

[pastel pagoda]

Like you can hex or ankh without having to lose other jokers

[wraith iris]

interesting gold stake build, the bloodstone is really making me nervous lol

[void girder]

oh

[white flint]

Like with madness

[void girder]

W

[lilac portal]

Generally you don't want to get a joker you need to survive and then be unable to sell later

[pastel pagoda]

You also dont have to feed madness jokers if all of them are eternal

Its just free xmult scaling

[void girder]

W

okay bye bye

i black stake

[white flint]

Remember always pick eternal egg

It will double its price

[lilac portal]

Anyone have advice for completionist++? I'm literally just missing obelisk and bloodstone.

[white flint]

In no time

[pastel pagoda]

Eternal egg on top

[void girder]

okay

[rough ether]

My advice is bloodstone is good with oops

[void girder]

i got blue eternal

[white flint]

My 1st gold stake run was with bloodstone and oops lol

[lilac portal]

The problem is twofold:
They need to actually show up
I need to not throw when I find them

[pastel pagoda]

For obelisk you should probably just pick it up and forget it exists

[white coral]

👀 im almost there

[white flint]

Obelisk is a no fun joker

[white coral]

Obelisk gotta go

[void girder]

oooh negative stencil

[white flint]

What are u missing that u don’t have completionist

[pastel pagoda]

I am praying they buff obelisk

Like its such a cool concept

[white coral]

Is completionist not all gold stake jokers

[lilac portal]

All decks

[white coral]

WHY WAS I COMPLETING THAT THEN

[white flint]

Completionist is get full collection

[sage zodiac]

banana came just in time

[white coral]

I never bought illusion

[void girder]

eternal tarot, take?

[white flint]

C+ is every deck on gold stake

[pastel pagoda]

Yuri gambit is always worth it

[lilac portal]

Completionist+ is all decks gold stake, ++ is all jokers

[white coral]

I didnt win anaglyph deck

And i need to beat like a few more jokers on gold

[wraith iris]

uh oh

[white flint]

What do u need in ur collection

[pastel pagoda]

Luchador in the polychrome tag

[lilac portal]

That's what it's called when you get the blueprint+brainstorm early and die?

[white coral]

Illusion voucher

[wraith iris]

u so right

[white flint]

😭

[white coral]

I didnt buy it on purpose 😎

[pastel pagoda]

No I literally just made it up

[white coral]

I didnt know what the unlock all button does i thought it would make me look like a cheater

So i didnt discover just one item

[pastel pagoda]

The what button

[white flint]

Pallette is piszinv me off

[white coral]

On ur profile

There a button

[white flint]

If should be easier to unlock

[white coral]

Unlock all

[visual niche]

how many hours??

[white coral]

I DONT KNOW

Like

[lilac portal]

Iirc it disables achievements for the file?

[umbral trench]

Guys i finally Just Won my first gold stake run

[white coral]

I downloaded it in june last year

[white flint]

Getti na 2 ectos or anything else pisses md off

[white coral]

I play like one or two games a day

[lilac portal]

Could be lying

[pastel pagoda]

Honestly you should just focus on doing other stuff

[visual niche]

daaamnnn

thats good honestly

[lilac portal]

Stuntman+manacle

[white flint]

I mean I’m not focusing on it

[white flint]

Didn’t work for me somehow

[white coral]

I wanted to give up but my classmate was super bored and wanted me to complete all jokers on gold

[visual niche]

i'm almost done with my base joker/voucher/etc collection and i started playing in January 2026

[white coral]

And we been doing that

[pastel pagoda]

Getting 5 hand size is something that you will stumble upon naturally

[white coral]

In class

[visual niche]

LMAOOO

[visual niche]

incredible

[white coral]

Whatever im doing is probably not the strat

I beat like one joker a day

[white flint]

I mean it’s just that it’s annoying me

[wraith iris]

is it? it was my second to last unlock personally, and i really had to go out of my way to do it

[white flint]

Im not focusing on it

[pastel pagoda]

For me I didnt even know that getting 5 hand size was an achievement

[white flint]

Stuntman + ecto should work for it

And it didn’t

[pastel pagoda]

And I was pretty surprised when I unlocked a voucher outta nowhere

[wraith iris]

the duo was my very last unlock lol

[pastel pagoda]

I still have like 2 jokers to unlock

Its golden icket and seeing double

[wraith iris]

what are they?

[pastel pagoda]

I just like

Dont feel like doing it rn

[visual niche]

hey thats a pretty good rhythm

[meager narwhal]

what a coincidence

[wraith iris]

seeing double is just 5 minutes resetting with the erratic deck

[prisma oak]

What deck should i do gold stake with? alr did red

[meager narwhal]

Red pill blue pill

[pastel pagoda]

Like to death or?

[white flint]

I got seeing double without erratic deck. 😭

[pastel pagoda]

Black deck.

[mighty swallow]

should i take the lucky cat?...

[prisma oak]

no

[white coral]

Call me midas. Death by gold

[pastel pagoda]

Yes

[wraith iris]

and golden ticket is full house + midas mask, so you'll stumble across that on your own

[white coral]

ALWAYS

[prisma oak]

I want a good deck

[white coral]

Lucky cat is tthe best

[prisma oak]

thats fun

[pastel pagoda]

It is a good deck

And it is fun

[mighty swallow]

i know but... what do i sell then?

[wraith iris]

gold/blue/abandoned are probably the most consistent

[white coral]

One photo

imk

Imo*

[wraith iris]

plasma is different and cool, and low stakes are really easy

[mighty swallow]

i was thinking about chad

[white coral]

Chad for morr retriggers

Ik cat is not ultimately better than photo

But

Satisfying

[mighty swallow]

thats the main question. Will it be better than x32 mult...

[white coral]

Lucky card builds are why i still play

Nah

[pastel pagoda]

I mean

If your lucky cards trigger enough times

[mighty swallow]

anyways, we ball. I'm selling photo

[fringe nebula]

magic

[mighty swallow]

wait, does blueprint give additional x0.25 to lucky cat?

[dawn scarab]

should i sell everything for invis jonkler to hit baron?

[mighty swallow]

or does it just copy mult

[fringe nebula]

can you survive with 2 barons?

if so go ahead

[drowsy rain]

Oh no

[gentle island]

if I finish last boss with a bean with +1 left does it die before sticker

[dawn scarab]

i curse you to not find any scoring jonklers

[fringe nebula]

dies first

[gentle island]

ok

[left juniper]

Blueprint copies the mult value on the Cat. Blueprint itself doesn't scale or add scaling

[bright fiber]

Is there anything i should get rid of or replace

[void girder]

what do i got for/what do i get rid of

[stone shell]

get rid of chad for any full hand retrigger

[pastel pagoda]

I would take madness and photo here ngl

[stone shell]

do you really need both swash and fortune

[void girder]

nah

ill get rid

[stone shell]

idk if madness has time to scale

ante 4 already

[void girder]

i think i can

[gentle island]

fun runs +3 gold stickers

ancient joker is broken

[fervent wolf]

Why not lusty before aj

[mighty swallow]

where do i put blueprint for most retriggers tho? for chad or sock&buskin?

[gentle island]

lusty was just for the sticker

I picked it up the shop before

[fervent wolf]

Still could've gone before aj so that +3 and then ×1.5 unless no wildcards

[bright fiber]

Im guaranteed to lose after this😭

[gentle island]

oh no I missed out on 100k and could have got 13.1m

[fervent wolf]

Exactly 🔥

[void girder]

i messed it up

[dawn scarab]

Mime finally

[void girder]

now i have 5 eternals

[stone shell]

why do you have an eternal clown

[void girder]

i dont know

i lost tho

[fallen flicker]

What’s the best arrangement here?

[void girder]

oooh eternal hologram

good

[dawn scarab]

i sell invis before brainstorm or after i take it?

[pastel pagoda]

After

You WANT it to copy brainstorm

[dawn scarab]

it hit mime

[tulip aurora]

FRICK

L hit

[dawn scarab]

https://giphy.com/gifs/crashout-pc-smash-fIUtHGbjuJ2nReKiY9

[sharp plank]

Could be worse

[tulip aurora]

True

Baron was prolly a worse hit

Atleast mime gives money id you got gold

[sharp plank]

Imo even baron would be a good hit

But it wouldn’t be my preference

[dawn scarab]

am i dead

[wintry valley]

XDDD

oh no my money nooo

[sharp plank]

Guess you know what hand to play

[dawn scarab]

it will reset u to 0

[woven spire]

9 bucks for free

[dawn scarab]

almost died

[void girder]

ramen or acrobat

[dawn scarab]

acrobat

3 is more than 2

[void girder]

sound

[void girder]

i died from head

twice now

[eternal pumice]

[fickle mesa]

move flush joker to the left of hologram

[void girder]

i died on the boss

i just shattered my poly gold glass jack

THE FIRST TIME I USE IT

[hard mantle]

when your ass is facing homelessness so you play balatro instead of facing reality

[dawn scarab]

https://giphy.com/gifs/true-or-false-truth-lie-CFDVMB9FvzM22deoyr

[pastel pagoda]

If you are homeless why are you playing a full house

[hard mantle]

what

[hard mantle]

because video games help you get what you'd never have

[dawn scarab]

egg

[void girder]

died bc gros michel dying on me

[wraith iris]

checkered deck done! the bloodstone was bought on the very last shop, and then immediately got debuffed, so it didnt come into play for even one round lol

[void girder]

not cool

[void girder]

wow

[wraith iris]

i'm glad, screw bloodstone

[void girder]

i cant even get the spade and heart stones

[wraith iris]

if you unlock checkered deck, you can get them really easily

or are you saying you cant find them?

[fringe nebula]

no???

[wraith iris]

even though they're unlocked

[void girder]

ive found them once

but i can never get them

[fringe nebula]

play more.... or reroll more

idk

[void girder]

im tryna get past black chip for checkered

[still pike]

Purple seal kinda ruins this card

[wraith iris]

gotcha. there's a lot of uncommon jokers, and the spawn rate isnt very high, so it can be pretty hard to find one specific uncommon

[void girder]

yh

[dawn scarab]

[fringe nebula]

wdym????

[void girder]

egg

second time ive gotten an eternal king

[still pike]

The effects on it is good tho and it would be better with red seal not purple

[void girder]

baron

[wraith iris]

it's about 50% more likely to roll any given uncommon in the shop than it is to roll any given rare, but between wraith and rare/uncommon tags, it's even closer than that

[dawn scarab]

nice

[void girder]

ace

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[wraith iris]

i need a bluestorm reaction emoji

[fringe nebula]

just play it instead of discarding

[void girder]

YES BLOODSTONE

[still pike]

Only if I could have that nine here to use

[lilac portal]

Could this be the bloodstone run?

[tranquil steppe]

Well this is a fun setup

[fringe nebula]

get a negative dice

[hard mantle]

"earn 1 dollar a round" card

[wraith iris]

maybe, but there's no oops, the only thing that makes bloodstone good

[fringe nebula]

or earn none because you lose $1 from interest

[tranquil steppe]

Big doll hairs right there

[hard mantle]

dont you make money from interest? or am i misunderstanding what you mean

[lilac portal]

It's not meant to be a bloodstone run. It's trying to be a decent run that maybe picks up bloodstone/obelisk by the end

[void girder]

and i died

I HATE YOU NEEDLE

[wraith iris]

if it was perishable+rental, or just plain rental, it would be worth it

[fringe nebula]

for example, you end a round with $17 in your pocket
rental golden joker made it go down to $14
you lose $1 from interest

[spring granite]

justified

[wraith iris]

did you not draw the hand you needed, or did you need multiple scoring hands?

[hard mantle]

wow straights scale insanely well

[hard mantle]

oh, i see

[void girder]

i didnt get heart flush

[lilac portal]

Same as 4oak

[void girder]

i played spade flush

[wraith iris]

yeah, it's because they're harder to modify your deck for when compared to flushes/full houses

[serene forge]

nope

[safe flower]

We're doing it big

[still pike]

That nine came in handy on my last hand of the half mult and chip boss

[serene forge]

most skilled bloodstone user

[tranquil steppe]

That’s just mad

[wraith iris]

he's going CRAZY

[void girder]

i only just found it

[safe flower]

This is a fun seed lol wish doc played it out a little but I know he was speedrunning all decks

[lilac portal]

Why

[wraith iris]

149/150 is painful, what's your last joker?

[sharp plank]

Roffle is a dumbass

[fringe nebula]

whoa

what's wrong

[serene forge]

this is completely winning, no thanks to bloodstone though

[pastel pagoda]

You just solved balatro

[serene forge]

the other four jokers you have are great

[lilac portal]

Yeah I thought so, bloodstone is just my 149th sticker

[void girder]

good i got lusty

[hard mantle]

does using death on a face card count as destroying it

fuck

[void girder]

maybe

[lilac portal]

No

Death doesn't destroy

[void girder]

oh

[fringe nebula]

glass, hang man, trading card or immolate

[serene forge]

death doesn't remove cards it converts them

[wraith iris]

it "converts"

[lilac portal]

Or the SUPER unreliable spectrals that add stuff

[fringe nebula]

true

[wraith iris]

would be cool if it did destroy and copy

[serene forge]

aren't those glitched

[lilac portal]

Huh?

[serene forge]

I could've sworn they were

destroying a card with incantation or whatever doesn't count

[safe flower]

This is probably as far as I go?

[wraith iris]

honestly, this would be an improvement, canio and glass joker are already hard enough to get started, they could use this lil buff

[lilac portal]

There may be a video of someone testing that?

[upbeat jewel]

Dna the goat

[serene forge]

I looked it up and it isn't

it's glitched specifically for glass joker

[upbeat jewel]

Egale

[serene forge]

but works as intended for canio

[lilac portal]

Ah

[wraith iris]

strange, wonder how that happened

[upbeat jewel]

Now it is time to fix my deck….

[wraith iris]

does other out-of-round destruction work for glass joker?

[sharp plank]

He tried to tell me that obelisk is good

[lilac portal]

Yes

[tranquil steppe]

Stone. That friggin turd won’t show up even with stones in my deck

[safe flower]

Thats it boys, press F

[hard mantle]

oh my god im going to go insane

[upbeat jewel]

Running high cards and pairs is nice. They have a lot of jokers to work with those hands

[hard mantle]

i cant find a single card destroying anything

[wraith iris]

RIP, my friend just got it, it was his last joker for completionist

[lilac portal]

My condolences, maybe just choose a deck to grind with and hope it shows up after taking the first stone you see?

[serene forge]

yes

it's only spectrals that are bugged

[hard mantle]

fuckkkkkk

[lilac portal]

It is indeed done

[hard mantle]

canio was useless as fuck that run

[wraith iris]

immolate is fine, i assume

[serene forge]

who did

[serene forge]

nope

immolate doesn't work

[sharp plank]

Roffle

[wraith iris]

oh that's really rough

good to know

i never use glass joker lol

seems so situational

[serene forge]

he's pretty smart for a nanlet

[void girder]

i hope the needle cries in its sleep

[wraith iris]

need really good tarot generation, or like DNA to make it worth

[serene forge]

very fast scaling xmult

it's pretty good

[lilac portal]

True, but it's really hard to get going

[sharp plank]

Unlike bloodstone (gold stake)

[lilac portal]

Sometimes the glass cards are secretly steel and aren't breaking

[serene forge]

true

[wraith iris]

really? i think in most runs it would take 2-3 antes for me to get my first proc on average, seems very slow to me

[lilac portal]

Gotta manually blow it up

[willow frost]

hes friends with drspectred of course he is

[serene forge]

it scales 0.75x at a time

[dawn scarab]

cinema?

[serene forge]

it's best with a purple seal or something but once you get a glass you can just make more and intentionally break them

you only need like 2 broken glass for it to reach a good number

[void girder]

i got idol 1st shop

[queen reef]

6th C++ done. DNA being my last joker made a slight pain in the ass. Like 20 more wins compared to last time.

[sharp plank]

It works well with oops

[lilac portal]

Getting over that first bump with a do nothing kinda sucks, but also you need a glass first to be able to find it

[serene forge]

yeah

I like taking random glass cards though

[wraith iris]

wait c++ done before c+? that's kinda hilarious

[serene forge]

for potential deckfixing and also glass jonkler

[queen reef]

I have done C+ 3 times, I beat black deck on every account tho.

[void girder]

ETERNAL EGG

BLOODY HELL

[serene forge]

take

[void girder]

i did

[serene forge]

nice

[void girder]

why is it very good

[sharp plank]

Temperance value

[serene forge]

econ

[lilac portal]

It's a meme but also maybe temperance value

[void girder]

oh

W

[lilac portal]

Btw, why do debuffed rentals still cost money?

[wraith iris]

cause screw you

[serene forge]

the card abilities are being debuffed not the penalties

[queen reef]

Egg also funny for shenanigans.

[serene forge]

I hate Swishbonkler

[manic zealot]

that is funny

[void girder]

mouth killed me

i lose egg

[manic zealot]

how

[serene forge]

I hate The Idol

[sharp plank]

Same ong

[void girder]

flushes didnt do

[sharp plank]

Same

[wraith iris]

i love my bonkler :(

[queen reef]

muh fresh gold stake account stats

[shadow salmon]

I don’t really hate any of the jokers

[wraith iris]

it's my favorite flat mult joker, even though i know it's not the best

[wraith iris]

i am shocked to see supernova that high, i think it's my least picked scaling mult joker

[lilac portal]

How many pairs played?

[queen reef]

3543

[manic zealot]

best flat mult joker is probably red card

[dawn scarab]

theres no point for me to take it right?

[serene forge]

most skilled balatro reddit user

[fringe nebula]

there is

[manic zealot]

get rid of 1 mime for it

[wraith iris]

i think i agree

[queen reef]

I love my pairs

[dawn scarab]

i still get the same jokers

[serene forge]

sell a baron

[fringe nebula]

yes but you want 4 blueprints to copy dna/burglar

[void girder]

how does mime help when doing a round where its all kings

[serene forge]

you do not want multiple barons or mimes

you want copy jokers

[void girder]

poly glass and red

[dawn scarab]

so who do i sell?

[sharp plank]

More copy jonklers is more good

[lilac portal]

blueprint/brainstorm are functionally 2+ jokers in a trench coat

[serene forge]

can you tell me what baron does

[jolly relic]

cinnamon croissant and a bunch of chocolates

and water

[void girder]

x1.5

for every king

[jolly relic]

its room temperature water

yucky

[void girder]

OH

[serene forge]

honestly it doesn't matter that much but id sell the extra baron first

[void girder]

got it

thanks

[jolly relic]

i shouldve made a peanut butter sandwich

[void girder]

yum

[lilac portal]

Well surely I will see an obelisk in a winning run eventually

[jolly relic]

yuck

[lilac portal]

WHAT CAN I DO ABOUT IT BEING MY LAST GOLD STICKER

[sharp plank]

Fuck obelisk

[spring granite]

It's not horrible, but it's the worst card in the game

[jolly relic]

id rather buy a perishable negative hit the road

[fringe nebula]

obelisk is fun

[jolly relic]

on abandoned deck

[spring granite]

It's very consistent

[spring granite]

but I can't gamble with flushes

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[serene forge]

noob

[spring granite]

so true

[dawn scarab]

okay what is going on with negative jonklers

[lilac portal]

They're saying hello before you have to sell everything for an invisible

[serene forge]

fuck invis blowman is better

[fringe nebula]

fuck invisible

showman is better

[dawn scarab]

dont mention it again

[spring granite]

showman is so useful on gold stake

[sharp plank]

Sell a mime

[lilac portal]

I'll try to manifest a blueprint into your game then

[lunar zealot]

Chat what's your opinion on

[dawn scarab]

for

[spring granite]

my opinion is off

[lunar zealot]

on

[void girder]

hm

[lilac portal]

needing context? Definitely for needing context to give an opinion

[void girder]

or

[serene forge]

hate

[fringe nebula]

balatro is a very good game

[manic zealot]

no fucking way bro

[serene forge]

here win

[manic zealot]

fr

[fringe nebula]

noice

[serene forge]

crazy

[sharp plank]

Fuck off Todd

[serene forge]

0.5x scaling a round for free lmfao

[fringe nebula]

madness with no downside

[lilac portal]

And xmult you get to double

[serene forge]

and your cards will be actually good

[manic zealot]

the chad saved my run because of blueprint + gold seals saving my econ

[sharp plank]

I meant to say odd Todd

[manic zealot]

ah ok makes more sense

[serene forge]

get some planets and you just win

[manic zealot]

my blue seals are popping off

so I think I got this

[serene forge]

awesome

[lilac portal]

Goddamn it I just realised where your pfp is from

[sharp plank]

The best jrpg frrrr

[spring granite]

hologram saves every run

[weary depot]

black stake has been finished

[void girder]

i hate the sound of the glass shatter

[hard mantle]

you know what

fuck it

[void girder]

1 dollar madness lol

[fickle mesa]

crunchyyyy

[manic zealot]

makes me hungry fr

[fickle mesa]

oh you're dead

good game

[fringe nebula]

don't

[void girder]

forced to play pairs ig

full house at most

[fickle mesa]

pairs are good

so this is good

[fringe nebula]

your run will end up like this if you do that

[weary depot]

Amazing run

[void girder]

are they?

[fickle mesa]

yeah

[fringe nebula]

yes

they are

[void girder]

i dont like em

[fickle mesa]

like the best hand in the game good

[void girder]

but okay

[fickle mesa]

learn to

they are goated

[void girder]

if i must

[weary depot]

Blue stake has been unlocked

[exotic pike]

🍌

[fickle mesa]

although this isnt the prettiest pair setup

i must confess

[sharp plank]

High card is good

[fickle mesa]

but theres room for it to grow

blue seals would make this much cleaner

or like a ride the bus or red card

[void girder]

yes

[late oracle]

if i have a save on mobile can that go to pc ????

[fringe nebula]

no

[late oracle]

damn :(

[manic zealot]

I love winning (I won)

[void girder]

nice

[dawn scarab]

more negatives lmao

[brave goblet]

only one blueprint and one branistorm

[dawn scarab]

my vouchers suck

[void girder]

is it worth getting rid of chad?

[vocal rose]

android

[vocal rose]

show more context

pls

[void girder]

i dont know what to say

[dawn scarab]

+1

[vocal rose]

show more context

[void girder]

still

[vocal rose]

we have zero clue what your deck looks like, the ante and round you're on

[void girder]

ok

[mortal nimbus]

I doubt they need more mult here, jolly, fib and lusty are way more than needed

[vocal rose]

round 5 ante 4 🥀

holy fuck

[void girder]

what

[vocal rose]

uhhhh

[mortal nimbus]

Full skipping isn’t a good idea generally

[cosmic sun]

so uh

[mortal nimbus]

You lose shop value, scaling value and just a ton of money

[vocal rose]

I was gonna say take obelisk

[cosmic sun]

where the support chips gonna go for obelisk

💀

[stone shell]

no

[vocal rose]

but

this is diabolical

[stone shell]

perfect glass set up imo

[void girder]

okay

thank you ral

[ancient gyro]

skip for red card

[dawn scarab]

i died lol

[void girder]

could i beat it with this

[dawn scarab]

the duo goes last

[mortal nimbus]

Please move duo after jolly at the very least, it doesn’t matter for fib or lusty but please move it for jolly

[void girder]

oh ok

i didnt know about placement

ill see what happpes

phew

[mortal nimbus]

There is also no reason not to play a heart ace first, you get marginally more mult that way

[void girder]

i js thought bc the red seal

[mortal nimbus]

Chad doesn’t retrigger the red seal, so having the higher value card first makes more sense

[twin lantern]

Chat

Chat

Chat

[cosmic sun]

Char

[twin lantern]

What if red card was magenta

[void girder]

oh

[mortal nimbus]

Would be kinda confusing, we’d get a bunch of people asking why it isn’t red when it’s called red card

[twin lantern]

So?

Magenta is a cool color

[mortal nimbus]

True, dilemma solved

[light brook]

easy, change the name to magenta card

[stone shell]

just say they're color blind/j

[void girder]

lost by 4k

[light brook]

or alternatively gaslight the community into thinking they’re colorblind

[void girder]

eternal bs

yay

and showman

[twin lantern]

Eternal riff raff

[tranquil steppe]

Pretty sure I’ve only ever seen it one time and I orange stickered it

Maybe tonight will be the night I find him

[light brook]

LOCK IN I FEEL IT TONIGHT

[void girder]

i accidentally made 8 diamonds in checkered

[light brook]

sending all my luck your way

[light brook]

just smeared joker 🙄

[void girder]

that depends on if i get it

[light brook]

or sun/world hunt

[tidal pawn]

how does one accidentally make 8 diamonds

[void girder]

sigil

[tidal pagoda]

Quick question, what joker comes from playing four 7 of clubs?

[tidal pawn]

ah

[void girder]

yh

[opal canopy]

Idk cloud 7

Or idol

[stone shell]

seeing double iirc

[light brook]

seeing double

[opal canopy]

This ain’t no misprint

[twin lantern]

I got compromised two days ago… maybe this guy did it

[viral mountain]

YOU

FINALLY

[balmy gulch]

My most scuffed win yet

[tranquil steppe]

Oh no. Now they will see my vpns IP. I’m scurred

Or worse, my private IP

It’s 10.0.0.1

Now they can haz hax me

[balmy gulch]

That discord hacker copypasta has been going around for months if not years

[opal canopy]

Man

[tranquil steppe]

I’m scurred. What if he hacks me fr fr

[opal canopy]

I thought I was helping people

[twin lantern]

This isn’t possible btw

[balmy gulch]

All of them say 3stpr4dr, what does that even mean? If you google it, all the results are this exact text

[twin lantern]

The friend request thing

[twin lantern]

It’s not real

The literal hacker made the post himself online… it’s obvious it’s a joke

[void girder]

i got duked by the wheel

[opal canopy]

My friend sent this to me

BRUHHHH

[balmy gulch]

@opal canopy I appreciate you trying to help. I'd rather a false alarm than somebody not warning me when they couldve

[opal canopy]

IM ACTUALLY GONNA GET HIM

[void girder]

boutta play flush five red kings and the hidden card was ace of hearts

[twin lantern]

It’s not real b t dubs

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[twin lantern]

[meager narwhal]

I clicked too fast and forgot 😭

[balmy gulch]

@serene forge you use bloodstone a lot for someone who hates it. Curious...

[serene forge]

i guess no xmult is a little scuffed

[serene forge]

i think i've touched bloodstone maybe two times in the last 7 months

[mighty flume]

just to add more salt to the wound... i had golden ticket also on my hand but i sold it because of sock & buskin...

[balmy gulch]

Then why do you keep bringing it up?

[fringe nebula]

gimmick

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[balmy gulch]

Dedicated to the cause I guess.

[void girder]

i love bloodstone

[cosmic sun]

I hate Bloodstone

[serene forge]

noob

[balmy gulch]

Or maybe it's just living rent free in ur mind

[fringe nebula]

i meh bloodstone

[void girder]

bloodstone FTW

[serene forge]

my gf is not a bloodstone

[serene forge]

inaccurate, bloodstone doesn't win games

[balmy gulch]

Everything I see you on here you're think about bloodstone

[void girder]

i can

[serene forge]

its not me its a macro

[opal canopy]

What does FTW mean

[cosmic sun]

horse react macro

[void girder]

for the win

[balmy gulch]

That's actually a relief lol

[fringe nebula]

the head

[void girder]

dont remind me

[balmy gulch]

I was concerned for your wellbeing

[void girder]

how the hell have you won

[opal canopy]

Ride the bus FTW

[proven gulch]

chips + scaling mult :)

[void girder]

f

[balmy gulch]

Rode the bus since ante 1, found a red seal glass 10. Lucked into a straight flush on my very last hand and eked above 200k

[void girder]

whyd that send

i was tryna say true

[proven gulch]

would this be an acceptable place to take bloodstone?

[void girder]

ye

[opal canopy]

Does true have an f

[void girder]

wow

[void girder]

no but i was tryna start with t but f was right underneath