🕹・game-discussion

[terse vale]

yeah
also there’s just no reason to go for it

[tired condor]

Especially midgame

[terse vale]

4oak does the job

[tired condor]

Its a good hand to transfer to

[terse vale]

and is more consistent

holds moar cards in hand for blue seals

and gold

and steel

[robust lance]

Have more handsize

[mystic vale]

moar
holy shit its jackenstein

[tired condor]

Business card triggers? trib for you mr everything is perfect

[mystic vale]

YOUR TAKING TOO LONG

[tired condor]

More triggers=better

[cosmic sun]

[tired condor]

Eco carries the game

[terse vale]

why would you use 5oak just for more business triggers

I like things to be good is that a problem 😭

[robust lance]

Money

[tired condor]

Are you stupid

Money

[weak relic]

Then it never triggers

[terse vale]

cluttering up planet packs for little to no reason

[mystic vale]

:weed2:

[cosmic sun]

This is a moment where consistency beats getting another money proc

[terse vale]

and its not that much more money

[robust lance]

Too quick to ad hominem

[cosmic sun]

Stop getting mogged in chat

[terse vale]

exactly

bro these points are not good

[tired condor]

Had you ever gotten past purple stake you would know

[robust lance]

Ok what about this point: I like 5 card hands

[tired condor]

Yeah

[terse vale]

you’re actually dumb nvm

[tired condor]

I hate pair meta

[patent sail]

pair and 3 unscorimg cards

[cosmic sun]

this is why I like hiding c++ from my name I gotta let them know through these interactions

[robust lance]

Ashy come on

[patent sail]

5oak is such bait

[robust lance]

Luckily normal flush isn’t bait

[patent sail]

scales almost exactly the same as 4oak and clutters up the planets pool

[terse vale]

had I ever gotten past purple stake yeah man

[cosmic sun]

bro said retrigger 5oak

[terse vale]

99% of my runs are gold stake dipstick

[tired condor]

Dude

Ive also beaten gold stake black deck

[patent sail]

❤️‍🩹

[terse vale]

THATS Not What we’re focusing on laddie

[mystic vale]

how to get embed perms

[patent sail]

ive beaten gold deck black stake

[patent sail]

you dont

thats the thing

[mystic vale]

imag

[visual niche]

banger music??? what band is that

[terse vale]

you said I haven’t gotten past purple stake (stupid thing to say) so I just showed you otherwise

[patent sail]

that one

[tired condor]

Whatever

Your a dumbass

[weak relic]

[tired condor]

Im too tired of this shit

[robust lance]

“Adrian explain our ENRIQUE!!!”

[terse vale]

outside! the genre is acid jazz

[mystic vale]

HORSE REACT THIS MAN

[terse vale]

ok mr “let me fuck up planet packs for MAYBE 2 more dollars”

[cosmic sun]

Bro tried to knowledge check someone with retrigger 5oak

[visual niche]

incredible
also how do you screen record AND have music on? mine always stops whenever i screen record on iphone

[patent sail]

jimbo backwards is obmij

which is funny, because

idk

[robust lance]

Because until I had my hex, I don’t give a obmij

[terse vale]

idk
I use spotify! it could also be a setting in the phone

[mystic vale]

eeffoc mention ❤️‍🩹

[cosmic sun]

Tale as old as time song old as rhyme the retrigger brainrot always manifests itself in unusual ways

[terse vale]

pissing me off man

[mystic vale]

im too ass to beat red stake fml

[visual niche]

oh prolly, i use apple music

[robust lance]

Average Starwalker dialogue

[terse vale]

ohhh yea thats prolly it

[mystic vale]

fuck my stupid chungus life :pensivemoai:

[patent sail]

try yellow deck

[robust lance]

It’s not stupid at all

Nor chungus

[mystic pollen]

Lucky

[cosmic sun]

im about to start linking random ass emotes instead of nitro since discord is turning into super israel

[mystic vale]

oh, it's very chungus

[mystic pollen]

Spotify blocked in russia

[robust lance]

WRONG!!!!!

[mystic vale]

spotify sucks anyway

[mystic pollen]

I using downloaded music instead

[visual niche]

discord's also supposedly blocked in russia though

🤨

[mystic pollen]

Yeah

We use vpn

[patent sail]

vpn

[visual niche]

wouldn't that also work with spotify then?

[patent sail]

who cares about spotify man

[mystic vale]

spotify is for phones mostly

[patent sail]

i just download all my shit

[mystic vale]

:thistbh:

[mystic pollen]

My putin, trying to do south korea in russia

Block internet

Block this, block that

[patent sail]

YOUR putin? damn

[mystic pollen]

Block roblox

[mystic pollen]

Hahahaha

[patent sail]

hell yea

[mystic pollen]

Where is my balatro video?

[cosmic sun]

does roblox have a balatro ripoff

[robust lance]

Several

[calm furnace]

god i cant stop winning with red card

[cosmic sun]

I would not be surprised those mfs steal anything

[robust lance]

Doesn’t have balala joker poker though

[robust lance]

Least obvious lucky cat carry:

[patent sail]

yea i think

[mystic pollen]

When balatro in garrys mod?

[patent sail]

i think yahimod literally like

copies one joker from roblox balala

[cosmic sun]

I believe it tbh they ported god of war into gmod

[calm furnace]

2.25x meh

[robust lance]

Ah so that’s why it’s so ass

Idk actually I just like hating

[mystic pollen]

Roblox in gmod

[mystic pollen]

Oh, there is my balatro video

[cosmic sun]

they already have that it's called the island rp (i made this up)

[mystic pollen]

Darkrp*

Same shit

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[mystic pollen]

[lapis pumice]

can you get the big hands steam achievement on endless

or does it have to be during a win

[serene forge]

probably

[patent sail]

idk i think i got it in endless

[willow glen]

What's the play here?

I feel like gold seal is the smart answer because of the Chad retriggers but 1.5x to every hand is tempting

[mystic pollen]

Can

[lapis pumice]

same with the flush 5 wild card one?

[terse vale]

fork you would not believe what happened like 7 minutes ago

[mystic pollen]

Yea

[serene forge]

what

[terse vale]

a guy said activating 5oak for one more business card hit was worth it

[serene forge]

ewwww

[terse vale]

and was also just insulting me for no reason

[serene forge]

average 5oak fan

[terse vale]

LMAOOO like bro

[robust lance]

What about flush five (trollface)

[mystic pollen]

5oak - five oral aral kakal?

[serene forge]

their username checks out

[cosmic sun]

Blue

[serene forge]

yellow

[cosmic sun]

BLUE GANG

[robust lance]

It’s actually Anaglyph

[terse vale]

either yellow or blue

[mystic pollen]

Red deck is the best

[terse vale]

cus monayyyyyyy

[terse vale]

its good but I wouldnt say the best

blue deck is better in almost every way

[serene forge]

no

[mystic pollen]

Nuh idk

[terse vale]

wel do you have an argument

[serene forge]

1 hand > 1 discard

[terse vale]

like examples and stuff

eh

still yellow

[cosmic sun]

+1 hand has many benefits

[robust lance]

I need that hyper blunder emoji

[mystic pollen]

Mb im just unlucky

[serene forge]

chess simp discord

[robust lance]

Can you send me the image of it instead

[mystic pollen]

1 discard = 1 hand

[terse vale]

this is gonna sound silly but I can't see images rn could you describe it to me

[lament hornet]

Lost a naneinf attempt at ante 25 because burglar didn't show up with 2k dollars to reroll :'(

[terse vale]

nope

hands are scoring, money, and scaling

[cosmic sun]

shon...

[terse vale]

discard is digging, but hands are also digging

[serene forge]

image of blue deck on main menu with red stake

[terse vale]

bruh

[robust lance]

If you dig long enough you can find the forgotten

[mystic pollen]

Only white is complete

[terse vale]

what does that prove

[lament hornet]

Weeeeeeeeeee

[mystic pollen]

I tried blue deck

[mystic pollen]

And not good

[terse vale]

well you simply don't see the potential in it

[terse vale]

also that just means you dont prefer it

[robust lance]

How’d you get this screenshot of me

[solid garden]

lmao

[terse vale]

there are still no examples you provided

not being good at blue deck doesn't count lad

[mystic pollen]

I literally do tha same thing on white steak on 3 ante, but i dont have soul

[robust lance]

Me…

Like 4 times

And won every time

[safe flower]

Running back a seed from a Doc video for fun and I fucking knew it

[bright stratus]

AUGHHHH the first game in two weeks and the game is shaming me for it

i hate my life

[robust lance]

Hanging chad take

[serene forge]

chad

[solid garden]

hell yeah

[robust lance]

More useful

[safe flower]

Always chad here

[robust lance]

This is what to the moon actually meant

[safe flower]

Oh no, not the violet vessel

[harsh relic]

oh nahhhh

[mystic pollen]

Mommy

[mystic pollen]

Do it

[robust lance]

Literally me

[safe flower]

Seed i ran back from a doc video for fun

[robust lance]

How would a negative diet cola taste?

[safe flower]

He ended with 4 madness

[safe flower]

And skipped to speedrun

[cosmic sun]

Some casual nat holographics

[mystic pollen]

How to get this texture pack on android?

[mystic pollen]

[white flint]

istg why do i get trib on a run he's useless in

i was doing medusa challange

[robust lance]

Medusa when I just close my eyes

[mystic pollen]

[full vortex]

Rare skip tags should NOT be able to have stickers 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔🙏🙏

[warped moth]

How did y'all choose a suit? :o

In the roles

[robust lance]

Channels & roles section

Near the top

Thinking about going with diamonds cause the tarot is the star

[white flint]

and that was my 1st time getting trib 😭

[warped moth]

I see... Thanks

[mystic pollen]

Btw, why you dont take smth?

[torpid bridge]

Star

[robust lance]

I remember getting peek every time when I was doing fhallenges

[torpid bridge]

I love star

[robust lance]

It was the only one I didn’t discover

[mystic pollen]

Wait a sec

[robust lance]

So I kept getting it

[mystic pollen]

I want to be black

[torpid bridge]

No black role

[mystic pollen]

[warped moth]

Spades are easily my favourite suit

[torpid bridge]

That's purple

Not black

[warped moth]

Also I love purple/blue 😌

This role is perfect for me

[mystic pollen]

Why spade not black?

[white flint]

also like

trying to get pallette is pissing me off

[robust lance]

Cause spades aren’t fully black

[warped moth]

It's more purple-blue ish, even in game

[robust lance]

Starwalker reference

[white flint]

yes

[warped moth]

Nothing in the game is completely black

Colour palette and all that

[astral arch]

Noooo useless banana

[warped moth]

Lancer of Spades :O

[white flint]

like pallette is the only thing stopping me from getting completionist

[torpid bridge]

contrast

[mystic pollen]

Nigative? Isnt he have black something?

[torpid bridge]

The roles are in high contrast

[warped moth]

What a waste of a perfectly good banana 😔

[astral arch]

even natural polycrhome

[pale ridge]

what do yall think abt the profile pic

[terse vale]

bro I was about to say something then I realized you meant the role color 😭

[terse vale]

its cool!

[mystic pollen]

Face with blue hair

[mystic pollen]

Oh

Yeah. Yeah, im about role color

[sullen aspen]

wow seltzer, arrow head and tribe gold sticker in the same run

maybe flushes arent that bad

[pale ridge]

don't disrespect da goat super saiyan god super saiyan evolution like that

[mystic pollen]

Face with blue hair

[warped moth]

Face wirh blue hair

[warped moth]

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN

[mystic pollen]

When the game was released? 2023?

[vestal copper]

snailed

[astral arch]

another frickin banana

[terse vale]

ehhh

[warped moth]

Feb 20th 2024

[mystic pollen]

He is tryna fit in you

[terse vale]

copy photo once for more score

[mystic pollen]

'r deck

[terse vale]

unless you don’t need more score

[vestal copper]

another fricking photochad

[terse vale]

and you have like a gold seal or something

[warped moth]

I remember the exact date because I happened to pass my driving test on that same day soo. It was a rly memorable one lmao

[astral arch]

yeah sorry been lazy for a few antes haven't been needing much score

[terse vale]

yea thats fair

[warped moth]

Got the pass, came home, took a breather and started gaming out of my mind

[cosmic sun]

I've assembled the suit avengers

[willow frost]

thats three of them lol

[willow frost]

2 and a half

[mystic pollen]

Balatro created in 2023?

[cosmic sun]

israelstone is not included

[zinc zephyr]

TRUE

TRUE

[terse vale]

I think red card is better than trousers

well

hm

[zinc zephyr]

Benjamin rigs that 1/2 chance

[terse vale]

I actually can’t decide

[patent sail]

Its that one

[mystic pollen]

What is trousers?

[terse vale]

the pair of pants

[weary whale]

Card gains +2 mult for each two pair played

[cosmic sun]

the two pair multer

[vital wigeon]

red card is easier to scale imo

[mystic pollen]

Hmmm

[vital wigeon]

both are top tier tho

[mystic pollen]

I think trousers is better

[terse vale]

I feel like pants is easier to scale but it does need hands to scale

[cosmic sun]

I like this setup I'm using because I can get all the suit procs with splash

[mystic pollen]

Bc i dont want to skip my booster pack

[terse vale]

and I feel like you dampen the reroll potential with scaling red card

[warped moth]

I love finding both, but trousers demand a much more fun run and so I like them more

[terse vale]

cus on average its like 10 dollars spent if you wanna scale the card twice a round

[vital wigeon]

i would prlly take pants over red card ante 1/2/3

past that i’m taking red card

[mystic pollen]

With death taro and steel king of hearts and 2 of diamond

[terse vale]

but two pair iss kinda hard to get

kinda

[inner stratus]

i feel like im beating my head against a concrete wall with these naneinf runs

[vital wigeon]

it’s all situational fr

[light brook]

pants and square is a goated combo

[terse vale]

and it still does rely on hands

[mystic pollen]

I have on them 100+ mult

[terse vale]

yk what yea

[terse vale]

that much mult doesn’t matter too much

you only need like 50 or 60

this goes for any mult scaler

usually, anyways

[weak relic]

Death by ante 6 it is

[cosmic sun]

I mean I threw that game but not because of that setup lol

[terse vale]

now all you need is The Other One

[cosmic sun]

Onyx?

[terse vale]

The Red One

[cosmic sun]

🦅

[terse vale]

can’t say its name

[cosmic sun]

Voldemort

[terse vale]

lmao

[cosmic sun]

"wait a minute, JKR SUCKS"

[mystic pollen]

You need onyx and periodstone

Flower pot and nigative smeared jojer

[true cliff]

Bro I think you spelled it a bit wrong

[latent egret]

WHAT smeared jojer ?

[mystic pollen]

What wrong?

[mystic pollen]

On me

[hasty onyx]

Is that who i think it is

[mystic pollen]

I dont remember what is his name

[sage zodiac]

two legendaries

[hasty onyx]

Are you a streamer

[sage zodiac]

no

[hasty onyx]

What kind of divine intervention is this

[sage zodiac]

I wanted perkeo. Doubt I'll get a third legendary...

[lofty sapphire]

chat i started a few days ago, is this valid?

[mystic pollen]

Sell all your jojers and buy this three

[sage zodiac]

Are you a streamer?

[twin lantern]

Ye

I stream pixel art

Commissions

:3 tricked someone into asking lol

[terse vale]

send a pic of your keyboard rn bro

[mystic pollen]

Why

[terse vale]

usually, e and i are nowhere together

[lofty sapphire]

LMAO

[terse vale]

I wanna give the benefit of doubt bro

[raw whale]

Most reasonable answer is probably just patch the apk. Mod is https://canary.discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1335577520162078763, github has a texture atlas. I believe it's possible to get a full-blown modloader support over there, but i haven't dug that deep since i mostly play on pc anyway (and discussing modding on android is like prohibited or whatever).

[twin lantern]

Nah that was intentional

[terse vale]

yeah they didn’t even bother to fix it after 😭

[sage zodiac]

I hate you

[weary whale]

||How much? I have an oc I’d like to have more art of||

[twin lantern]

He speaks Russian he's better at spelling than any one of us

[terse vale]

lol

[twin lantern]

Dms?

[terse vale]

bro said nigative 9 times in the past 7 hours this is not a mistake

[twin lantern]

Hmm

[weary whale]

I’d be down but it says I have to send a friend request first just to let you know

[lapis pumice]

85 cards in deck still not getting the achievement

sad

[raw whale]

i speak russian too, all you need to do to have perfect english grammar is be terminally online, but apparently not too much because you might start finding yourself making native speakers' mistakes.

[lapis pumice]

its the only achievemnt i got left asw lol

[hasty onyx]

Why is your keyboard strange

[terse vale]

ok ok thats what I thought my bad chief

[twin lantern]

Negative silly willy not nigative, its pronounced dumb like most English

[terse vale]

thats just how some are

[cosmic sun]

It should go without saying tho

[terse vale]

why are there two Is

[mighty flume]

how the hell i went from "damm. i ain't winning jack 💩 in gold stake for getting C++" to "Damm, i won another round in Gold stake, but i didn't find the missing jokers for C++"

[cosmic sun]

Say negative

[hasty onyx]

WE yes WE will be taking raised fist

[twin lantern]

Say it as a non english speaker

[mystic pollen]

Me?

[mystic pollen]

Type this?

[sage zodiac]

those last few jokers are always the worst. Just trying to find them. FYI, it's just my opinion, but I found blue deck the most consistent for finishing C++. The extra hand is so clutch (also giving an extra dollar at end of round)

[twin lantern]

Yeah you been saying a slur on accident

[mystic vale]

wgat does this mean (im stupid)

[terse vale]

ok this keyboard is fucked up

[mystic vale]

like fym "below 52"

[terse vale]

no U or R

[mystic pollen]

I discard them

U know?

[terse vale]

if you have less than 52 cards in your deck it scales

[sage zodiac]

It means if you have 51 cards in your deck, you have +4 mult. If you have 50 cards, then +8 mult, and so on

[terse vale]

it also changes for abandoned deck

[terse vale]

yeah thats edited nevermind you’re still a weirdo

[mystic vale]

oh yeah that makes sense thx

[mighty flume]

you start with 52 cards in your deck (well, 40 if you use abandoned deck), each time you destroy a card you gain +4 mult.

meaning that if you use a hanged man, you will destroy 2 cards, taking you to 50, and having a +8 in mult

[cosmic sun]

Do I even need to say it

[terse vale]

gg?

[cosmic sun]

also whoop ox got my ass

[mystic vale]

btw why would anyone play with abandoned deck?

[cosmic sun]

I should have spent down

[terse vale]

free deckfixing

face cards aren’t that important

[mystic vale]

wdym

[terse vale]

more consistent draws
4oak is easier, full house is easier (but still shit), straights are easier
and you can dig for specific cards better

[hasty onyx]

The base card number is 52, so for every card under 52 is +4 mult, so if you have 50 in deck you’ll get +8

Yeah its pretty ass

[mint jetty]

Should i swap red card for trousers?

[mystic vale]

lol i just bought it

we're gonna see if i can make this useful

[hasty onyx]

You need hung men

[lofty sapphire]

^ abandoned probably my favorite deck atm

[hasty onyx]

I need hung men too

[sage zodiac]

what a silly situation

[hasty onyx]

Hung men are so useful

[mystic vale]

also btw the strat here is to just discord 5 right? i dont see another way lol

[sage zodiac]

really strong high card or pair builds can just tank it

Or win in one hand

[mystic pollen]

Thanks

[exotic pike]

chicot

[cosmic sun]

it one shots

[still pike]

Yall is this a good run?

[terse vale]

cmonn its like C tier

[fickle mesa]

yeah you'll probably win

[sage zodiac]

It should win at least

[fickle mesa]

erosion is okay

[exotic pike]

nah id win

[fickle mesa]

it scales very suddenly

[hasty onyx]

So pretty ass

[still pike]

Ik

[mystic vale]

flour pot goat

diversitymaxxing

[cosmic sun]

Scale Holo and you should be good

[mystic vale]

also fuck this voucher

[still pike]

Its at x4 rn

[cosmic sun]

And make it a habit to find a mult scaler in 99% of runs

No need for photo all the time

[sage zodiac]

you have no idea, do you?

[hasty onyx]

Makes you think you’re making a good investment and does nothing

[mystic vale]

:trollface:

what does it do...

[terse vale]

mh if by ass you mean mid

[terse vale]

fair

[fickle mesa]

depending on ur tarot gen it can outscale like rtb but its p inconsistent but since it scales retroactively you can get it mid run and have it perform

[weary whale]

Once you buy 10 of them, you unlock a new voucher

[cosmic sun]

Erosion can scale pretty hard but is more situational than other scalers so while not ass it's not the greatest

[fickle mesa]

the tier 2 of it (which you get after buying it 10 times) gives you an extra joker slot

[still pike]

Wheel of fortune turned it holographic

[fickle mesa]

but honestly its still not good even after picking it up

[hasty onyx]

Ive never lost a run with hologrussy

Or cavendish

[fickle mesa]

because like

[mystic vale]

how do you find this shit out tho

[terse vale]

can’t wait for the update so the meta finally changes

[cosmic sun]

Considering this is white stake you've pretty much won unless you hard throw somehow

[mystic vale]

who's buying ts 10 times

[terse vale]

by being curious!

[fickle mesa]

you dont actually know if youll get the voucher

[cosmic sun]

Pairs

[weak relic]

Only helped me like a couple of times in gold stake thanks to antimatter

[fickle mesa]

the game tells you unlock conditions iirc

[terse vale]

pairs, blue seals,
but I also mean stuff like, just some parts of the game changing

[fickle mesa]

mind you 10 times and then itll start showing up in normal runs

[terse vale]

like wow a new joker thats not so good, but atleast its interesting! maybe meta wasn’t the best word

[fickle mesa]

but you still need to buy blank once first in those runs and then itll appear

but ultimately the chances of getting antimatter are so low

and then on top of that 5 joker slots is already a lot

[fickle mesa]

you usually dont need more than that so even getting it isnt that big of a buff

[vernal breach]

Dont listen to the pair propaganda. Straight flushes are the best hand.

[sage zodiac]

Thank you chicot. I can finally sell you now

[cosmic sun]

🗿

[mystic pollen]

Hahaha

[mystic vale]

holy fuck

i forgot i had this on :

[fickle mesa]

hey whats up with this

[terse vale]

ehh nah

[cosmic sun]

Riff Raff is just here for early econ

[mystic vale]

🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿

[fickle mesa]

whyd you say heil

[terse vale]

usually its hail

[cosmic sun]

sus ass mfs in chat today

[terse vale]

ok bro

[terse vale]

EXACTLY

[fickle mesa]

im sure you're more than aware of the connotations with that word

[terse vale]

“nigative” your ass did not do that on accident bro

[mystic vale]

ok shadowpussy

[weak relic]

Here, win

[fickle mesa]

friendly reminder that any nazis are not welcome in the balatro discord server

[cosmic sun]

Or most places

[terse vale]

jusy say all hail bro

[fickle mesa]

dont call me a he

[terse vale]

not comparable

I don’t think shadows pussy offends anybody

[mystic pollen]

Its not special

[sullen aspen]

I am🐺

[mystic pollen]

Trust me

Its accidentally

[fickle mesa]

<@&1133519078540185692> this persons making edgy jokes and misgendering me

[terse vale]

o yea you a goofy ass

[sullen aspen]

February 17th 2026 btw

using images like that

[trail hemlock]

Who

[sullen aspen]

🫩

[terse vale]

@hard plover

[sullen aspen]

pair slop

[terse vale]

rrreead up,,,

[sullen aspen]

☹️

[weak relic]

Man im so bored

[fickle mesa]

new reason to not make chad an uncommon: would mean associating w that guy

[trail hemlock]

One sec need to read

[weak relic]

[still pike]

It's all I could of done on my last hand

[cosmic sun]

aight riff raff

[sullen aspen]

sleep or something idk

[weak relic]

Weeeeeeee

[trail hemlock]

Nah begone. Besmerching the stuntman avatars

[sullen aspen]

dude ur setup is insane 😭

[trail hemlock]

And also that shit doesn't fly here

[sullen aspen]

riff raff, grimbo madness and vamp

[weak relic]

Could use an eternal vagabond

[cosmic sun]

Sigh I might have to

[faint linden]

Tf did I miss?

[terse vale]

edgy guy

[mystic pollen]

Why

[zinc zephyr]

A whole lotta jokers just became golden (FUCK YOU OBELISK I still hate you)

[glossy forge]

I lost my streak of 7 :)

[cosmic sun]

fym why it's rebate

[sullen aspen]

yo.

watch it bud

[terse vale]

aawww man

[glossy forge]

It was the flint

[weak relic]

Oh stuntman pfp got banned?

[terse vale]

atleast you can update your name

[weak relic]

Daaaaamn

[cosmic sun]

actually nvm I'll skip rebate for honor

[zinc zephyr]

that x10 mult is not fooling me

[weak relic]

I really need to hit the sack

[zinc zephyr]

It's an abysmal joker

[fervent wolf]

Chip machine

[mystic pollen]

You have money

[sullen aspen]

????

[trail hemlock]

Please, when you ping us for a person acting up, reply to that person and give some context (which you did). It helps a lot when jumping into the situation and messages are flying lol

[cosmic sun]

I want another xmult for posterity

[weak relic]

My brain is so fried up rn

[sullen aspen]

obelisk is free gold stake win

[trail hemlock]

Or use mod mail and he'll be whisked away silently

[fickle mesa]

wannabe hitler in chat

[still pike]

What do I switch out for brainstorm?

[cosmic sun]

So I would get even more money to feed vampire

3 rebate hits is $15

[sullen aspen]

LMAO what😭😭

[weak relic]

Now get a 4th stuntman

[atomic trout]

Gay invisible Joker ready for deployment

[mystic vale]

venus goated

highcard upgrade op

[mystic pollen]

For me 40+$ is good on all run

[fickle mesa]

name 3 other jokers that can get up to x10 mult

[analog brook]

man where'd my blind go

[atomic trout]

Canio

[mystic pollen]

I mean for run

[mystic vale]

why am i getting avocado reactions

[fervent wolf]

This the best I got on that run.

[sullen aspen]

there are quiteee a few😭

[fickle mesa]

so you think obelisk is as strong as a legendary?

[atomic trout]

Because you deserve one

[fickle mesa]

honestly yeah that checks out

[fickle mesa]

i should say regularly

[mystic vale]

thx 🥑🥑🥑

[cosmic sun]

obelisk is a win con fr

[mystic pollen]

Damn, so much message's

[fickle mesa]

like yeah hologram can but usually it peaks at like 5 or 6x

[analog brook]

Obelisk is horrible

[atomic trout]

Obelisk as a legendary? Nah

[sullen aspen]

??

[weak relic]

'was playing the tutorial seed and

[vernal breach]

How does obelisk work. Do you just alternate two hands.

[fickle mesa]

it could totally be one

[cosmic sun]

no

[sullen aspen]

obelisk is the easiest 7-8x mult ever

[analog brook]

If I can't play a full house every hand I get is it really balatro

[fickle mesa]

it depends honestly

but usually an obelisk setup is like

[sullen aspen]

u spam one hand

then pivot to everything else

[placid ridge]

Is it also softlocked? That would be funny

[weak relic]

Obelisque

[terse vale]

ya ya! whenever I do ping i’ll do that N stuff

[sullen aspen]

i love using obelisk with the spare trousers

[fickle mesa]

have a mult and chip joker that works independently of specific hand played

[sullen aspen]

holy set up

[fickle mesa]

and then u score the same no matter which hand u play

so you spam one hand a bunch

then u spam another hand a bunch

alongside some other hands too

[sullen aspen]

that or just build up another hand that one shots

[cosmic sun]

Wow, slimed by needle.

[sullen aspen]

like 4ok

[fickle mesa]

this too

[mystic pollen]

Is 1.1 update already released?

[weak relic]

Managed to get out but twas trippy

[cosmic sun]

Spent down too

[mystic vale]

best joker is egg

🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚v

[mystic pollen]

Nikotive egg

[weak relic]

Like this wasn't supposed to happen

[zinc zephyr]

I didn't say it's not OP I said it's abysmal

[fickle mesa]

abysmal means bad

[placid ridge]

Just slip some planet cards into your deck.

[fickle mesa]

and op is generally good

good and bad tend to not go together

[zinc zephyr]

Also
Canio Yorick Hologram 💔

[mystic vale]

:expandbrain:

[analog brook]

The Needle is probably the hardest blind if your build needs more than 1 hand

[weak relic]

You cant even use tarots on em

[cosmic sun]

im gonna mog you with obelisk and campfire

[weak relic]

The cards are selectable but you cannot enhance them

[fickle mesa]

hologram can get up to 10x but it needs a decent amount of support, getting it decently early and probably also a certificate or some lucky spectrals

[fringe nebula]

probably??? i think the word is hardest

[placid ridge]

I mean, I guess that makes sense on some level. They aren't meant to be there.

[analog brook]

hologram is good when you have jokes that add cards every blind

[fickle mesa]

the other 2 can get up to 10x fairly regularly if found early enough but are also legendaries

[cosmic sun]

Needle can be really bad

[analog brook]

holograms always good actually

[fickle mesa]

and honestly obelisk is legendary tier i think

[cosmic sun]

It requires you to prep or compromise for it sometimes

[robust lance]

dont tell that one fella im doing this

[cosmic sun]

So people who don't read get extra fucked

[fickle mesa]

it would fit right in and probably not even be the worst one

[analog brook]

It all depends on your playstyle

[robust lance]

duo and trio are there as backup

[cosmic sun]

Holo is good

[analog brook]

What about throwback

[weak relic]

Really funny holo setup

[weak relic]

Potty

[fickle mesa]

throwback is the worst scaling xmult in the game i think

i cant think of any worse ones

[weak relic]

Too bad the jokers are flipped up

[fickle mesa]

i like to think abt it as kinda like madness since you can only take a third of the jokers youd normally be able to

except it scales slower

and also you can only take a third of the planets and tarots youd be able to w madness

[analog brook]

I really like how using a consumable on a face down card flips it, allowing you to see it for a second

[zinc zephyr]

Does driver's license count as scaling (it goes from x1 to x3)

[robust lance]

its actually the best cause you can throw it back with throwback

[weak relic]

Madness really fun tho

[cosmic sun]

Flat

[fickle mesa]

and also you dont get scaling for other jokers during rounds

[analog brook]

Opinions on burnt joker

[weak relic]

I exclusively play gold stake, yeah

[fickle mesa]

its conditional, not scaling

[weak relic]

My beloved

[cosmic sun]

Good

[zinc zephyr]

Ramen? (reverse scaling)

[fickle mesa]

otherwise you could say the same abt blackboard (goes from x1 to x3 when only black cards in hand)

ramen is negative scaling but the truth of the matter is they are both better than drivers lisence

er

*throwback

[cosmic sun]

You can win with 2 flat xmults

Yes

[fickle mesa]

both better than throwback

[robust lance]

you guys amnifested driver's liscence into my pool

[analog brook]

Discarding my royal flush for burnt joker

[fickle mesa]

you should replace that shiny joker with it

[manic zealot]

hi chat

[zinc zephyr]

Gold stake sticker synergy

[robust lance]

threre is several shiny jokers

[fickle mesa]

the gay one

[weak relic]

Polychrome

[fickle mesa]

the one that looks like a rock

[still pike]

What joker pairs well with wee joker?

[robust lance]

i am not replacing brainstorm

[weak relic]

Chad, hack, dusk

[fickle mesa]

tbh.. all of them?

like wee is happy with a lot of different jokers

like obviously retrigger jokers support it well but even without that synergistic support

any +mult is good with its chips

[zinc zephyr]

square joker

[weak relic]

Funny cuz wee is my chip joker on my very last gold stake run

[fickle mesa]

it likes more handsize it likes more discards it likes tarot gen

[fickle mesa]

alright almost all of them

[analog brook]

blueprint is your smile stitched

[weak relic]

What

[fickle mesa]

it likes econ jokers to open packs and roll into more deckfixing

its just naturally a good joker even without direct synergies

[cosmic sun]

Why hello

[zinc zephyr]

KILL

[analog brook]

Why isn't there a joker that instantly makes me win and get every achievement

[manic zealot]

so peak

[robust lance]

this is the highest ive seen my satellite get (not worth it (ante 8))

[shell dagger]

id guess it isn’t even that good here

if you have mime blueseals

[analog brook]

Does a dwarf planet count as unique

[shell dagger]

yes

[analog brook]

w pluto

[fickle mesa]

worst part abt obelisk is it plays bad w blue seal meta

[cosmic sun]

we ball

[fickle mesa]

meaning it will be getting stronger next update

[manic zealot]

obelisk my beloved

[fickle mesa]

assuming more focus is put onto chip jokers

[analog brook]

why is hanging Chad very left

[lament condor]

i did get a maxed out satellite once in like ante 5 or something and the eco was actually really good

[analog brook]

wouldn't you want it to be right

[lament condor]

i don't get the hate

[fickle mesa]

no reason

it doesnt matter the side

[robust lance]

you put the strongest at the start

[fickle mesa]

its not bad

[robust lance]

hanging chad expereincing severe back pain from carrying literally everything:

[cosmic sun]

I relocated red card

[analog brook]

sock and buskin

[robust lance]

are suit jokers more common to appear during antes where the boss blind disables their suit

[fickle mesa]

at the same time you usually dont pick up planets that arent the ones you want

[atomic trout]

Plaaaaaant!!

[robust lance]

like I got arrowhead first ante and the damn goad is there

[lament condor]

wouldn't that be good because then the boss can't appear again and they can get value without any problems

[analog brook]

egg + gift box + swashbuckler

[robust lance]

yeah but like

feels like they plan this

[fickle mesa]

the ideal situation would be to never get the boss in the first place lol

[fickle mesa]

also no

[robust lance]

EXACTLY

[fickle mesa]

tbh i generally dont like the suit jokers

15 mult is good early on and all but like... you need to specifically get the right flush

[robust lance]

arrowhead

[lament condor]

is omen globe worth it on ghost deck

[robust lance]

its funny

yeah

get it

[mystic vale]

am i tweaking or does this joker just suck complete ass???

[lament condor]

because my ghost deck isn't working

[mystic vale]

as if tarot cards are that good

[lament condor]

am i tweaking or can you just not find an ace high straight

[fickle mesa]

tarot cards are very powerful lol

[mystic vale]

but wasting a joker slot for that? for a tarot card that i could just buy in the shop

[light brook]

it’s good before you lock in a build and on straight builds

[lament condor]

"superposition" and "ass" in the same sentence when it can literally provide you game winning deck fixing with the right build

[fickle mesa]

what else are you using those slots for

[mystic vale]

more mult

[robust lance]

well yeah cause when you observe its either ass or not ass

[tender quarry]

I don't like Superposition on straight games

[fickle mesa]

do you need more mult?

[lament condor]

so take it on gay games

[tender quarry]

It's rough to rely on the ace high straight in particular

[mystic vale]

yes 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[terse vale]

it sucks a bit of ass

only a bit

[fickle mesa]

because once you have 2 scaling mult jokers at max you really dont need more

[robust lance]

dude as much as i wanna spam rerolls i kinda already got a thing going (BARELY)

[fickle mesa]

and if you have one all the flat mult jokers become meaningless

[terse vale]

wwhat ante :?

[lament condor]

give in to the doc propaganda and take it

[robust lance]

3

81 bucks

(double investment)

[tame otter]

maybe i should kill myself

[terse vale]

ya i’m taking flash

[fickle mesa]

then its chips and again one joker does you well

[robust lance]

oh

[fickle mesa]

so the last 3 slots can be used for value generation

[robust lance]

I already left

[terse vale]

aww shucks

[cosmic sun]

@zinc zephyr oooooh easy win jumpscare oooooh

[terse vale]

you’ll still prolly win tho!

[zinc zephyr]

KILL

[terse vale]

I believe in you

[vernal breach]

I prefer it over eightball

[robust lance]

im throwing now

[light brook]

put obelisk and constellation on the right side

[robust lance]

(aka flush building)

[fickle mesa]

and then w your value you can roll into those powerful xmult jokers

tarot cards are good for this

[tame otter]

i want to scale obelisk and bus

[terse vale]

hope uou didn’t go high cards on purpose

[light brook]

gotcha keep doin what you’re doin then

[robust lance]

i mean i guess i should have expected this when i played my 3 face down spades

[lament condor]

idol pivot doesn't work here 100%

[robust lance]

bro wants to be on the team

[light brook]

let bro on the team

[terse vale]

odorless poop or a juicy steak

[glossy forge]

Mr. Bones saved today: 3

[tame otter]

bus scaling

[robust lance]

odorless?

[terse vale]

has no smell

[robust lance]

i know but why odorless

[terse vale]

still kinda risky with obelisk but I can’t really say if you could done better cus idk

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[void girder]

broke the needle with burglar lol

[terse vale]

do you mean like word choice or why I said it has no smell

[lament condor]

when a joker gets anhked it gets the red deck card instead of whatever deck you're on

[tame otter]

i was spamming high card before obelisk

[terse vale]

ohhh

Y not pair

[serene forge]

why

[robust lance]

all i need is seed money now

[light brook]

true

[serene forge]

I hate Bootstraps

[lament condor]

or maybe a bull

or xmult

[tame otter]

making sure i use every hand to scale bus

[lament condor]

actually you need xmult

[robust lance]

nah

two steels is enough

[terse vale]

so do it with pairs !

[tame otter]

what if i win without using all my hands !

thats lost scoring!

[terse vale]

that won’t happen with pairs

and if it does only like 1 high card is needed

[mystic vale]

im pairmaxxing rn

[tame otter]

gotta make sure though

amirite or amirite

[terse vale]

you didn’t even seem to have that many chips

[robust lance]

i should ankh the boots...

so i have a pair!

i can survive ante 5 with +172 multi right

[light brook]

uhh yeah i think so

[robust lance]

im skipping the back dont worry

[lament condor]

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you.

[finite heron]

I mean you can survive ante 5 with no jokers technically???

[terse vale]

I mean ngl you could but like would still be poopy

[sage zodiac]

did you ecto the fortune teller?

[robust lance]

natural engative

[light brook]

also depends the base mult of the hand youre playing

[sage zodiac]

nice

[terse vale]

with crazy planet levels

[shell dagger]

imo u probably did the right thing, getting a bus that’s 20 mult more than if you spammed levelled pairs is better than the off chance you find obelisk and can make it work

[mystic vale]

any joker stencil fans

[finite heron]

White stake sticker you clearly are a fan

[light brook]

oh yeah he’s a goat (not usually good but he’s chill ig)

[tame otter]

well obelisk is fucked anyway

[terse vale]

yea but if I did find obelisk at a point like that Idk if I could make it work

[robust lance]

MIGHT be dire but if it is I'll reset

[light brook]

constellation is my goat

[shell dagger]

it’s doable just not ideal

[light brook]

get your blue seals ready my dude

[robust lance]

i dont have any

[light brook]

lock in

[lament condor]

what would it take to naneinf on plasma

[finite heron]

I hope your seals are purple

[terse vale]

yeah maybe if I had the seed I could see

[light brook]

i can’t tell if this is derogatory or not

[finite heron]

H o w

[light brook]

because purple seals are good but not as good as blue

[tame otter]

like e155 mult

[robust lance]

of course i pull every 5 i need to discard when im out of discards

i guess rebate and trading card dont go well together (they do im rich)

[lament condor]

i have 2 barons 1 mima and brainstorm and blueprint

and one of them is negative

by ante 14

[shell dagger]

u need more than that then

[robust lance]

also pulled a straight flush so i guess i could win

[light brook]

make red seal steel kings my dude

[shell dagger]

get rid of the dupe baron for a value generator

[shell dagger]

it has no place in the final setup and u don’t need the scoring rn

[robust lance]

aw man didnt oneshot it

[light brook]

steel will do you wonders for score

[sage zodiac]

why do you insist on ruining my life?

[shell dagger]

way too early for steel

[lament condor]

well i shouldn't get rid of a baron randomly when i still have a joker slot

[robust lance]

uuughhhhhhh

[lament condor]

and i need the money from the gold cards so im not TOO worried about steel

[shell dagger]

value generators appear like every 2 rerolls

money more important rn

(ive naneinfed multiple times)

[light brook]

yo what’s a joker that no one hates

[sage zodiac]

blueprint

[light brook]

constellations the only one that comes to mind

[lament condor]

supernova

[light brook]

oh yeah and bp/bs

[robust lance]

yeah no im dead

im not even gonna finish this im going to class

[mystic vale]

should i buy this or nah

[shell dagger]

don’t crop the screen

but 99% chance the answer is no anyway

[shell dagger]

skip

[sage zodiac]

Really good with the right builds.

[lament condor]

take it to copy smeared joker

[sage zodiac]

we're online

[lament condor]

it unlocks a secret joker that makes all suits the same

[mystic vale]

what in the fuck is ts

[sage zodiac]

casual balatro

[lament condor]

joker poker

[manic zealot]

idol gaming

[sage zodiac]

actually..

[lament condor]

idol pivot

[sage zodiac]

In too deep. It would kill me

[lament condor]

the idol is calling you

[sage zodiac]

a bunch did show up in my shop, including sock, bloodstone, and dusk

[lament condor]

take the idol

take the idol

[sage zodiac]

thank you god

[wintry igloo]

[astral arch]

banana

[lament condor]

casual player's dream run

[mystic vale]

i just got it in the shop lmao

[lament condor]

yes take it

[wintry igloo]

or a normal roffle run

[sage zodiac]

ante 15, and I have 12 vouchers (this is with a double tag voucher skip too)

Those magic trick and planet/tarot merchant vouchers are true endless killers

[void girder]

"next shop free rare joker"

perfect

[sage zodiac]

guaranteed win

[robust lance]

There’s gonna be something JOATED in the packs

[void girder]

lemme open

blue and egg

[robust lance]

Bloo

[void girder]

red card and to do

[void girder]

did

[robust lance]

Red and blue make the secret purple joker

[mint jetty]

Should i swap red card for trousers?

[void girder]

lol

[white anvil]

looks inside

[void girder]

how often do you play hands with 2 pair

[mint jetty]

It doesn't really matter i can easily start playing 2 pair

[gusty vapor]

I LOVE SHOWMAN

[leaden ore]

Three of a Kind is underrated

[sage zodiac]

fellow negative fist

[gusty vapor]

4 antes straight showman had no effect but suddenly face and chad in shop

[mint jetty]

Because showman is trash

[robust lance]

Fist carry

[void girder]

oh

[manic zealot]

guys I actually found a good baron in gold stake

[sage zodiac]

nice bait mate

[void girder]

oh lordy

[robust lance]

Blue joker carry

[void girder]

ikr

[manic zealot]

you guys don't need to crop the entire screen out, having the full screen shown gives us more info

[void girder]

true but i just quickly screenshotted js the jokeres

[manic zealot]

nw

[robust lance]

But then you’d see I’m using a modded deck and then I’d have to show its effects and then people would say for me to go to modding general

[manic zealot]

that's ok

[void girder]

yay i got ROI achievemtn

[mint jetty]

???

[void girder]

what should i get rid of for seltzer

[robust lance]

Nothing

Get astronomer

[void girder]

fr?

okay

[robust lance]

No don’t

I’m lying

[void girder]

oh

[mint jetty]

How is it bait

[robust lance]

And biased

[sage zodiac]

blue joker or torn joker based on your build

[void girder]

only torn

[robust lance]

But blue jonkler…

[void girder]

showman is goated

[mint jetty]

Showman is only useful on endless runs and for very specific moments of the run

[void girder]

🤥

[robust lance]

Showman deck is pretty fun if you can find the mod

[sage zodiac]

this run brought to you by showman

[mint jetty]

White stake endless

That doesn't prove anything

[void girder]

beautiful

[sage zodiac]

I've already C++'d. I'm going for naninf now.

[wintry ice]

the explanation?

[robust lance]

So would gold stake endless be proof?

[mint jetty]

No

[void girder]

holy

[robust lance]

Do not.

[void girder]

what do i get rid of it for it

[wintry ice]

nothing

[void girder]

why

[mint jetty]

Do you take showman if you are not going for endless mode?

[robust lance]

Baron is BAD

[void girder]

i mean