🕹・game-discussion

[mystic pollen]

Not so

[azure ginkgo]

did somebody steal all the barons im getting scared that the planets wont be able to sustain me much longer, ive rolled so much

[solid garden]

SO TRUE THO

[dawn scarab]

done

[stuck finch]

holy shit

so many planets

[molten thicket]

what does shortcut do then

[mystic pollen]

Straight flush

[molten thicket]

uhhh

ehhh

[patent sail]

dont they have like a localization forum post or something

they coulda fixed it long ago with all the suggestions

[stuck finch]

If you had the Constellation Joker with all those Planets... it'd be a wrap.

[weak relic]

Js kill shortcut

[molten thicket]

i guess?

[weak relic]

And do flush

[dawn scarab]

2 more and im done with challenges

[mystic pollen]

Uhh

Ok

[solid garden]

yeah

iirc there is fan made translation that's way better

[weak relic]

Holo with straight builds kinda doesn't sound right

[patent sail]

cruelty is like super easy no?? so is monolith 😭😭

bro did GOLDEN NEEDLE before monolith

[weak relic]

Unless you're lucky with hangmans and shortcuts

[mystic pollen]

I get you rick

[patent sail]

rick: yo

[weak relic]

Monolith fun tho

[dawn scarab]

gurt:yo

[calm furnace]

steel joker my new best friend

[patent sail]

George Harris SR: Hi

[weak relic]

Flash card and red card

[solid garden]

yo

rick

[molten thicket]

glass joker once again thrown into a corner never to be used

[mystic pollen]

I need grab king of hearts or 6 gold purple seal of hearts?(Im really think about it)

[dawn scarab]

my progress atm

[patent sail]

hes not horrible but bro legit only appears when i dont need him

[molten thicket]

when i do have him all my glass cards turn invincible

[solid garden]

I don't think red seal would do much to your run rn

ig purple if you want more hearts

[mystic pollen]

Sorry, i mean purple seal

[fringe nebula]

chill my guy i just picked you up

[patent sail]

he really wants you to not ditch him

bribing you with money

[copper scaffold]

1$

[mystic pollen]

Use hermit when you have 1$

[mystic pollen]

Or 0$

[weak relic]

Uncommon canio

[patent sail]

if you got 0 bucks just sell it for 1 doller ✅✅✅✅

[copper scaffold]

thanks for you balatrero

[copper scaffold]

soy yo tio

[mystic pollen]

[dawn scarab]

https://giphy.com/gifs/stonks-stonk-YnkMcHgNIMW4Yfmjxr

[calm furnace]

only the best flat mult sources for me

[weak relic]

[mystic pollen]

[copper scaffold]

que cojones?

[patent sail]

oh it will send you down to those -20 bucks right now alright

[solid garden]

bus

[patent sail]

you gotta take it cuz funny tho

did you

[calm furnace]

its good but not close to red card

nothing is close to red card

[patent sail]

crimson card

[calm furnace]

i dunno why game keeps giving me steel joker lately

but im making more steel

[quartz ember]

pants

[calm furnace]

not even slightly close red card is on its own tier

hands scalers are vastly inferior to red chad

[patent sail]

i mean he lowk not bad, steel is good to have on its own and it rewards you for having more of it

[calm furnace]

i used to have a lot of steel and he never shows up

him and glass joker are so moody

[patent sail]

i got him today too

one time when he WAS useful

[calm furnace]

ive had steel in like 4 of my last wins

[quartz ember]

nah, you need money for red card, you dont always get money

[mystic pollen]

Im dead

[patent sail]

other times bro appears like ante 8

[calm furnace]

if you dont have money you lose

[quartz ember]

not if you have good scaling, like pants

[patent sail]

like brotholomew i dont need you anymore get OUTTA here

[weak relic]

Yo rick

[calm furnace]

if there was an xmult scaling joker that scales with gold cards i would never lose

[patent sail]

always appears ante 9

[weak relic]

Anyways bloodst*ne jumpscare

[calm furnace]

+3 is more than +2

[patent sail]

put trigger warning next time

[calm furnace]

there was a roffle run he picked red card like 2 antes after pants

and red card outscaled pants

[quartz ember]

4x+2 is more than 2x+3

[weak relic]

[calm furnace]

and pants is irrelevant because its inferior mechanically. red card can be picked very late and yet scale to be useful

[mystic pollen]

Jeez

Game wants my dead

[calm furnace]

you have campfire yorick and hologram

losing is a choice here

[quartz ember]

pants can be scaled just as much, as I said, 2x4 > 3x2

[calm furnace]

but it literally cannot. good luck scaling pants when you pick it at ante 5

this is not a debate

in no universe pants is better than red card aside from value of baseball card

[mystic pollen]

Campfire x2, hologram x2.5, you rick x2(14)

[dawn scarab]

i swear i didnt do this on purpos

[quartz ember]

who tf said pants is better than red card

[calm furnace]

ABSTRACT

[dawn scarab]

his my boy

[calm furnace]

hes the goat

[stray sinew]

trobadour has been gold staked.
one joker left: stone joker.

[mystic pollen]

Play full house? Play in spade flush, jeez

[patent sail]

its ALWAYS the stone joker omg

[terse vale]

business card save me

[patent sail]

no one likes stone jonkler 😭

[dawn scarab]

this one?

[patent sail]

thats marble

marble is good-ish

[stray sinew]

i am going to drive a stake through its heart

[patent sail]

situational but not bad

[stray sinew]

stone jonkler is goo too ig, on plasma deck

[patent sail]

stone, however

[stray sinew]

😭

[patent sail]

stone just sucks ass

[stray sinew]

yep

[dawn scarab]

plasma deck with stone jonkler

[stray sinew]

thats what ive been tryna do for the couple of days

[patent sail]

marble is fire id imagine

stone is eh

[stray sinew]

still not a SINGLE stone joker

[dawn scarab]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cinema-absolute-absolutecinema-9EvnXdZaUZbCqScn67

[patent sail]

bro never appears even if you have a stone in the deck

[stray sinew]

it was born of hatred

[stray sinew]

TRUTH NUKE

[patent sail]

also like in case you didnt know he requires you to have a stone in the deck to be able to spawn

just in case

[stray sinew]

yeah ik

[terse vale]

bro i’m gonna die to the wall

[patent sail]

i only recently found out

[stray sinew]

ive been tryna get stone cards asap every run 😭

[mystic pollen]

Oh, ok, i just need 45 330 chips

[patent sail]

whats bro so happy about, theres nothing to laugh about in his miserable stone life

[terse vale]

you’ll be fine

[stone shell]

the stone age is a simple life i guess

no need to worry about rent and whatnot

(we dont talk about rental stone joker)

[patent sail]

I WAS GONNA

[tawdry rock]

i hate stone

[molten thicket]

stone this guy

[night turret]

Had a blueprint, brainstorm, Hallucination and a oops all 6!

[stone shell]

im turning you into a stone so you no longer have a suit

[night turret]

43JK7EG1

[mystic pollen]

I BEAT THIS HEAD

[patent sail]

caveman after the rock doesnt shape into the tool he wanted to make

[tawdry rock]

never say this again

[terse vale]

bean saved meee yessss

[mystic pollen]

What?

[night turret]

Extra large bind but it’s only 12k

[patent sail]

we need to add a suit edition for cards

like yknow this costume 🕴️

so stone cards can finally have a suit

[mystic pollen]

I type smth wrong?

[tawdry rock]

no just taken out of context it sounds insane

[mystic pollen]

How

I dont get it

[quartz ember]

good

[mystic pollen]

"I beat this head" hmmmmm

[weak relic]

It's calling to me again

[molten thicket]

i dont understand one bit of what you're trying to say

[patent sail]

its okay im just going insane

[weak relic]

[fringe nebula]

always bring luchador with you

[frank warren]

HOW DID I NEVER REALIZE TODO LISTS LIST ABBREVIATES TO JOKER BECAUSE MOST JOKER CARDS HAVE JOKER WRITTEN ON THEM SOMEWHERE

[molten thicket]

thats like the first thing i noticed with todo list

[mystic pollen]

Yoo taro jojer(+17mult) will be better than holo flush jojer

[patent sail]

what what

wait

what

[frank warren]

IK

[patent sail]

oh yeah thats so smart

[frank warren]

its such a nice detail i love this game sm

[molten thicket]

man i wish there were more card skins in both the vanilla game and the mod manager

[serene forge]

I hate Baron

[tawdry rock]

[frank warren]

yea i only found out abt this cause theres a pack with cute :3 ghost playing cards and jokers and they changed the todo list to say OOO JOKER and i was like wait that JOKER isnt actually on td list rite? and then i checked and..

[tawdry rock]

WHAT

the FUCK

[frank warren]

shoot the moon has betrayed me 5x more than baron

[tawdry rock]

my god thunk you are a genius

[molten thicket]

isnt this from that one time where you got 5 polychrome madnesses

[frank warren]

thocallunk has done it again

[mystic pollen]

Only legendary and mb smeared joker, dont have joker on their card

[patent sail]

not him but yeah its that

[frank warren]

maybe survivorship bias bc ive had stm 5x more than baron

[molten thicket]

why do i remember such niche things

[terse vale]

fuckkkkkkkk

[azure ginkgo]

holy crap finally found my baron

[frank warren]

no its right there

[molten thicket]

its someone in balatrocord bcs i remember like the entire chat being lobotomized

[compact jewel]

If I lose this I literally only have myself to blame

[mystic pollen]

Mb, bc its

I dont remeber this wors in english

[frank warren]

a Smeared Joker if you will

[patent sail]

yup

[molten thicket]

does vagabond have joker in the art

[mystic pollen]

But we dont see its correctly

[frank warren]

plot twist, the joker text is smeared away because smeared is actually a legendary

[harsh relic]

can we see that image again

[mystic pollen]

Well, bye bye taro jojer

[molten thicket]

it might be this one

[earnest pelican]

Bro is big mad

[mystic pollen]

:(

[earnest pelican]

He's malding over nothing

[mystic pollen]

Bye bye poly lusty jojer

[earnest pelican]

Listen to My Heart Will Go On as you sell it

[harsh relic]

nicee ty

[earnest pelican]

It's only right

[lament hornet]

Just had a perkeo run exploded by the plant and I want to SCREAM

[tawdry rock]

[patent sail]

it is

[patent sail]

sorry i missed it, can you send it again?

[patent sail]

i need 1 hour long playlist "Sad songs to listen to while selling a joker"

[earnest pelican]

November Rain plays as I say goodbye to my Chicot that saved me when it needed to

[patent sail]

playlist with 1 song for every joker EXCEPT flower pot

[twilit storm]

what do i sell

[patent sail]

im happy when im selling it

[patent sail]

if youre gonna do baronmime youll have to eventually kill photochad

[twilit storm]

thats the plan but what jokers do i start selling

[patent sail]

so might as well start by selling one of the photos if you have enough steel to mime up

oh wait brainstorm

[twilit storm]

and what other do i sell

[mystic pollen]

Wow 9xmult on you rick

[patent sail]

honestly showman, you dont need copies right now cuz you dont even hsve the whole setup ready yet

you need the man himself

baron

then kill photochad and look for copies

[molten thicket]

found it

[earnest pelican]

Flower Pot's song would be Loser by Beck. "I'm a loser, baby... So why don't you kill sell me?"

[violet lagoon]

Kill showman

[pine abyss]

I beg of u i need the 2026 update

[patent sail]

in case you have bad wifi

[molten thicket]

i wonder how low effort you can make this picture

[tepid lava]

and thats how i survived with one stencil and a late game tribe

[molten thicket]

sorta like loss

[patent sail]

the small one is 10x5

oh that

i sure wonder then

[mystic pollen]

Soon

Not good channel

[weak relic]

It's... over

[mystic pollen]

Hahahaha

[weak relic]

FINALLY

C++ ACHIEVED LET'S FUCKING GO

[mystic pollen]

What is the highest ante is?

30? 50?

[urban sun]

39

[mystic pollen]

What score on them?

[urban sun]

naninf...

[mystic pollen]

Naneinf on all blind?

[urban sun]

it's naninf on the last one

not sure about the other ones

[mystic pollen]

And on boss blind is 2naneinf?

[urban sun]

no

ante 39 is the kill screen

[mystic pollen]

On super computer?

Or on normal?

[urban sun]

???

you can't get past ante 39

naninf is the max

it's literally not an integer the game can recognize

[mystic pollen]

Ohhh

[urban sun]

so even if you score naninf

[mystic pollen]

You mean crash the game

[urban sun]

you can't beat it

if I remember correctly it does kinda brick your save file

[mystic pollen]

hahaha, brick

I hear some stories, when kids playing "catch the brick" when one kid throw the brick in random way and other kids need to run from him and dont get catch by the brick

[tepid lava]

Imma beat gold stake ghost deck soon

[patent sail]

naneinf is basically computer saying "bro ts number is too big i aint counting allat"

you can install talisman mod that makes score limit something like e10##1000

[mystic pollen]

Is there someone beat to this ante without cheating and unseed his run?

[patent sail]

ante 39?

[mystic pollen]

To this ante

[patent sail]

you cant beat ante 39, its essentially a killscreen

but a ton of people got to it

[patent sail]

computer cant compare naneinf with nan (nan stands for Not a Number)

[mystic pollen]

Beat ante 39 i mean kill screen

[patent sail]

you cant beat it

you are guaranteed to die on it

[mystic pollen]

Damn

[patent sail]

you can reach it but cant beat it

[mystic pollen]

Get naneinf

On ante 39

[patent sail]

because the computer cant compare value thats essentially marked as Not a Number

NaN stands for that

[mystic pollen]

I know cant beat

Get naneinf on ante 39

[patent sail]

you can get naneinf even before ante 39, a lot of runs do just get that naneinf and stop there

but you can get to 39 if you try hard enough

also game tends to crash a lot when you get that naneinf

[mystic pollen]

I wish i get naneinf without seeded run

I thinks its cheating do it with seeded run

[shell dagger]

single player game w no leaderboards

[mystic vale]

i have to say, card sharp is pretty op for an uncommon joker lol

[twilit storm]

can i naneinf without a baron but 2 mimes?

[mystic pollen]

Hard choice

Who i need to take

Gigachad jojojer

[twilit storm]

uhmmmm GUYS what do i do????

[weak relic]

2 hard counters tho

[mystic pollen]

Or weak and poorly holograph jujer

[earnest pelican]

Until you run into The Eye on a gold stake run and then you remember the one downside

The Eye would be my most hated boss if not for The Flint

[twilit storm]

do i sell a mime??

[earnest pelican]

Yes

You want copying jokers to be the ones with multiple copies

[twilit storm]

what does that mean

[earnest pelican]

So let's say you have two copies of Mime or two of Baron

That doesn't do anything for Perkeo or for copying Mime at the ends of rounds

[woven spire]

ye

[earnest pelican]

If you have multiples only of BP and BS, you will always have the most possible copies of what you want

[twilit storm]

ohhh i see tysm

[mystic pollen]

I died

[weak relic]

I hate it more than plant

[earnest pelican]

Was that Showman a natural negative btw?

[twilit storm]

yes it was

[woven spire]

that’s crazy

[weak relic]

Idc about plant cuz I dont play endless

[earnest pelican]

I'm assuming seeded run for practice?

Or did you get lucky

[twilit storm]

yeah its seeded

[woven spire]

really lucky

Oh

[weak relic]

Nor I love spamming photochad

Very disgusting to play

[woven spire]

tru

and boring

[twilit storm]

and if i find a barron i want to sell a bp right?

[earnest pelican]

Yeah I figured. If you're wanting to practice maneinf runs, you should try the Brainstorm mod at some point. It allows you to start with a guaranteed soul card in the first arcana pack, so you can get practice with Perkeo without knowing anything else about the seed.

[woven spire]

no

[earnest pelican]

Which helps you more with learning econ and stuff

Since you have to manage the rest for yourself

[fringe nebula]

card sharp only gets countered by 2 boss blinds
that is still really good

[woven spire]

blueprint can be a baron or a mime, the difference is that you decide when

[earnest pelican]

Either that or a BS. It's whatever you prefer tbh, they don't change anything since you'd be copying far left unless you have 2 of each anyways.

[tepid lava]

Trying to aim for the 5 stencil run unseeded is a nightmare

But a fun challenge

[molten thicket]

do i throw hallu to moneymax

[woven spire]

oh fuck they don’t have baron

[woven spire]

nvm

[earnest pelican]

Typically I would suggest going for like 3 copies of a single Blueprint or Brainstorm, rather than mixing and matching. But since you have a negative Showman it doesn't matter lol.

[tulip aurora]

Hell yea❤️

Rip judgment first tho

[molten thicket]

i did

[mystic pollen]

Drunkcard jojer obviously

[tulip aurora]

What was it

[molten thicket]

it was hiker

uhh okay i got a bs

what do i throw now

[tulip aurora]

Uhh hold

[little rover]

[tulip aurora]

Hmmm

[tulip aurora]

I would do burglar but ik theres a reason you have it

[mystic pollen]

Halo holograph jojer

[tulip aurora]

Like thats part of the strat

Or smth

[molten thicket]

i mean i don't need burglar rn

i could always find it later

[tulip aurora]

Then smite burglar

Moneymax🤤🤤

[molten thicket]

k

now every round takes 2 years to complete

[terse vale]

the right play is probably the summit but I haven’t done wee in a while

dude nonononono thats not me

[molten thicket]

brother

this game sucks

[tulip aurora]

LMAO

Luchador

[terse vale]

its white stake plasma! you’ll be able to pivot

[tulip aurora]

If you can hear me

[tulip aurora]

Its always wee

[earnest pelican]

Look for glass and steel

[molten thicket]

yeah its fine its only ante 4

[earnest pelican]

It's so satisfying to kill The Plant early

I had a gold stake run yesterday that was SO close to naneinf yesterday. Would have been my first naneinf in months and first EVER on gold

17 hands with a Bean against the boss

It didn't hit it one single time until the last hand

Never been more tilted in my entire life

I got e191 though, which is easily my highest ever on gold stake

[molten thicket]

holy SHIT

okay

this goes one of 3 ways

[mystic pollen]

Sigil, yeah, sigil

[mystic pollen]

Sell invis?

[molten thicket]

idk

[mystic pollen]

Or pass

[molten thicket]

i think i sell mime??

hmm

[twilit storm]

how many cryptid do i need for naneinf?

[mystic pollen]

Yeah

Sell mime

[tulip aurora]

Skip🤞

Chicot

[molten thicket]

it was canio.

[mystic pollen]

I think tou dont have upgraded cards

[tulip aurora]

Yup

That too

Alt f4 quick

[mystic pollen]

[molten thicket]

eh its fine ill just sell canio and sell invis

[mystic pollen]

Sell all jokers

Start new run

Better luck next time

[tulip aurora]

Ggs

[severe hawk]

chicot should reverse boss blinds instead, so like the manacle gives +1 hand size

[tame otter]

is this real or true

[tulip aurora]

I meean

If you have TWOOP chicots

Also what would it do against like

The heart

[tame otter]

buff hearts in some way

[severe hawk]

do you mean the head or crimson

[tulip aurora]

I thought it was called the heart

U right

I mean the head

[severe hawk]

I do not know fair enough

[tulip aurora]

This isnt a bad idea but also

Doesn't really fit a balatro card if that makes sense

[tame otter]

i didnt pitch the idea

[mystic pollen]

Good buffon pack

[weak relic]

[mystic pollen]

Ik baron from start is not good, but i still want him

[weak relic]

No

[tulip aurora]

Reset on gold deck atp

[weak relic]

Get jolly jimbo and clear the first few antes

[mystic pollen]

I play only red deck

[tulip aurora]

Okay😭?

[molten thicket]

okayyy

are we skipping this ecto

[mystic pollen]

Why?

Bc its second ecto?

[weak relic]

Is it -2 hand size?

[mystic pollen]

If yes, then skip

[molten thicket]

my deck isnt that fixed if i can't find a 4oak i die

[weak relic]

Then skip. Ideally

[molten thicket]

yeah its -2

[mystic pollen]

Dont worth it

Skip

Grab sigil

Or skip

[mystic pollen]

Bruh

[mystic pollen]

Is he loose?

[molten thicket]

it says so in the reply

[rich mauve]

average early baron

||average late baron as well||

[mystic pollen]

Oh

Senpai blueprint jojer

You cameback so early

[plain ermine]

winning jokers

(the sock was natural)

[mystic pollen]

Do i need this nigative tag?

[plain ermine]

negative tag generally isn't very good

[mystic vale]

why 😢

free joker

[plain ermine]

the chances of you getting something useful are small and you miss out on a shop and a chance to earn money in the blind

[mystic pollen]

Free nigative egg

[plain ermine]

on higher stakes especially it's even worse

[mystic pollen]

0 money from small blind

[plain ermine]

i mean a negative egg would be a relatively good hit lol. most of the time it'll be, like, wily joker or something

[weak relic]

Obelisk my beloved

[plain ermine]

leftover hands are money

[primal grotto]

I'm going to the moon

[mystic pollen]

Go

[plain ermine]

now THIS is gold stake

[mystic pollen]

Go johnny go! Spin this balls of luck

[primal grotto]

my level 41 high card just scored 1 million points

[rich mauve]

two shiny obelisks ICANT

[mystic pollen]

[molten thicket]

i think hc goes?

[primal grotto]

if you're playing high card then chad is better than sock

[molten thicket]

im playing f5

[mystic pollen]

Will bp give me -40 credit history?

[primal grotto]

oh yeah better to repeat all 5 once than just 1 3 times

[mystic pollen]

Huh

[sharp junco]

picked up 1.0 (one) single joker during this challenge and decided that was enough

[mystic pollen]

Better luck next time

What game try to say me

[mystic vale]

oh yeah, 4 aces

[weak relic]

[mystic pollen]

Looks good

My eyes like it

[mystic pollen]

Oni chan blueprint jojer

What do you want to do with me?

[weak relic]

Early bp or bs is a trap, yeah

[rich mauve]

never punished?

[mystic vale]

im a newgen, wgat is bp and bs

[primal grotto]

I lost to the ante 11 small blind but I got high card to level 50 and one more gold sticker

[rich mauve]

blueprint and brainstorm

[mystic pollen]

Bs - brawl stars?

[weak relic]

Balala yuri

[mystic pollen]

But he is free

[weak relic]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[mystic vale]

time to wait 8 years

[weak relic]

[hasty onyx]

FUCK

[mystic pollen]

Nooooooo

[molten thicket]

when are we getting odd todd even steven yaoi

[rich mauve]

true

[molten thicket]

is it gonna be in the 1.1 update

[rich mauve]

take red

take blue

combine

[willow frost]

plasma

[rich mauve]

imaginary joker

[mystic pollen]

Hahaha

[molten thicket]

murasaki

[terse vale]

kill the tribe

[primal grotto]

odd todd and even steven are fibonacci's failsons

[molten thicket]

the british after discovering america

[mystic pollen]

[balmy gulch]

I'm hype, I got baron/mime ante 2 and made it work on blue stake

[rich mauve]

six eyes!!

six eyes user is real!!

[mystic pollen]

Ew

[terse vale]

its a B- tier joker be for reals

[mystic pollen]

[mystic pollen]

F-

[uncut ice]

Welp

[minor girder]

Goof Thunk how come the sold smeared joker is still screwing me up?

[mystic vale]

how do you have 19 jokers

[uncut ice]

Plasma deck

[willow frost]

negatives

[mystic vale]

where do u get this many negatives 😭

[uncut ice]

You can do a lot of skips without high risk

[slim turret]

the negative store

[willow frost]

check his money

[willow frost]

new bug just dropped or do i just not know

[minor girder]

Idk

[plucky shuttle]

Could also be a seeded run where negative are abundant

[minor girder]

It just wouldn’t debuff the cards no matter what

I mean undebuff

Forcing me to sell the negative luchador

[willow frost]

damn lol

[weak relic]

Reload

[plucky shuttle]

What would "un-debuff" the cards other than selling luchador?

[molten thicket]

chicot

[minor girder]

Selling the smeared joker

[willow frost]

if its a suit boss, chicot and nothing else

[minor girder]

And I did that

[willow frost]

wait did you sell it in the round

[weak relic]

He kills serpent tho

[terse vale]

how

don’t say you “don’t like it”

[willow frost]

dont do that sell it before

[sharp junco]

deck fixing + spectral generation

[willow frost]

thats like selling pareidolia during the plant lol

[minor girder]

Ye

[minor girder]

That doesn’t fix it?

[mystic pollen]

Only -6

Nah

[willow frost]

no lol they stay debuffed

[molten thicket]

wait what

[minor girder]

That’s a silly game mechanic

[terse vale]

whats that mean :?

[molten thicket]

does it actually stay debuffed

[willow frost]

unless you have a tarot card or something that can change the cards (elite tech)

[willow frost]

yes

[errant pewter]

To ankh or not to ankh

[weak relic]

Retcon next ante shop

[molten thicket]

that's so hmmm

[weak relic]

Trust me bro

[sharp junco]

...well it CAN generate immolate

[weak relic]

Do you want to lose?

[molten thicket]

what are you ankhing

[mystic pollen]

Dont he create spectral card when your first hand and card is six destroy it?

[molten thicket]

why would you ankh

[sharp junco]

skip for red card value

[willow frost]

probably stencil

[errant pewter]

Bp i have 50 to roll the shop

[willow frost]

what the fuck oh its ante 4

[terse vale]

yeah

thats good

[willow frost]

idk what if you dont get anything though

[harsh relic]

wow

[mystic vale]

mustard mango those who know

[mystic pollen]

Only if its free and you on first 2 ante and your first hand, have 6

[harsh relic]

mustaaaard

[errant pewter]

Nice, i got phograph again

[sharp junco]

no single joker is good or bad on its own, sixth sense can save your run with an ectoplasm or it can kill your entire run by only generating ouijas

its all gambling

everything is gambling

I LOVE GAMBLING!!!!!!!!!

[mystic vale]

same

[molten thicket]

i mean generating ouijas doesnt kill you

you still get to deckfix

[mystic pollen]

[mystic vale]

venezuela :trollface:

[sharp junco]

ouija + fresh bean + troubadour + juggler + 2 canvas vouchers

[terse vale]

no

[sharp junco]

all 6es

and then u ouija again and agaijn

[terse vale]

you can play 6s in any ante you know

[weary whale]

“If you’re ever in the dumps or feeling stuck in a rut, you simply haven’t had the fun of watching number go up!”

[sharp junco]

Does he know about the secret hidden gold stake feature where all 6's are debuffed after ante 2

[sharp junco]

but when number go down. i get a frown

[weak relic]

Oh that's a baseball!

I love baseball card

[mystic vale]

baseball, huh?

[sharp junco]

that tracks

[weary whale]

||No one gets the reference whenever I say this||

[sharp junco]

neither do i

today i got my first ever paradolia + sock and buskin after hundreds of hours of playtime and holy hell

me when mild synergy:

[mystic pollen]

You trying to say, that he is very good, in all situations?

[pliant egret]

Do I do it?

[sharp junco]

i dont think you can get anything good from this

[terse vale]

not “in all” situations
but its usable in any ante except boss blinds really
you’re strawmanning !

[sharp junco]

oh wait

perkeo

rip it

[patent sail]

except flower pot

fuck flower pot

[pliant egret]

There is Perkeo but I'm not on Ghost, best I can do is probably make lots of Deaths

[sharp junco]

flower pot would be amazing if it worked with 1 single wild card

because its technically all suits

but it doesn't work like that

[pliant egret]

Also Yorick is literally the only card in my collection that isn't unlocked lol

[sharp junco]

then i think it unlocks yorick for you

as far as i know legendary pulls look at your collection to see if you own it / have a gold sticker

i saw that somewhere

[pliant egret]

I thought that clause was only for gold stake stickers and not unlocks, could be wrong though

[sharp junco]

it makes it more common

[mystic pollen]

Not in any

[sharp junco]

i might be wrong

i didnt work on balalula

[pliant egret]

I am also not localthunk :(

[mystic pollen]

Noooo...

I dont have all legendary jojers

And i get 2 perkeo, not in one run obviously

[sharp junco]

i got them all within like 1 day on a fresh profile by some miracle

didnt get a single repeat

[terse vale]

ante 7 and on maybe but stiilll

that doesn’t mean its F??

also you’re ignoring the actual effects

those are great!

[pliant egret]

Decided to do it because we ball, was not Yorick but Perkeo is fun too

[mystic pollen]

Sigil can ruin your deck, if you are on high ante or 7 or 6, bc i think you get jojers better than six jojer

[warped herald]

What deck should I use to try and get the other "win a run on X stake difficulty" decks? I can't seem to win since I'm fairly new

[mystic vale]

i love the green deck

-# note: im also a beginner tho

free money 🤑

[warped herald]

Green was actually the hardest deck for me to win with so far idk why

[sullen aspen]

good old photochad run

[warped herald]

Just went with a cursed bootstraps/bull cash build

[sullen aspen]

had to skip to keep his ass alive

[mystic vale]

how do u get those sticker things on your jokers

[sullen aspen]

go to settings

display stake stickers on ur jokers

during runs

[wintry valley]

THIS IS THE 3RD RUN BRO

STOP SHOWING UP

[celest jetty]

Just force yourself not to pick it up atp

[warped herald]

All roads lead to photograph hanging chad

[wintry valley]

I can't stop myself they're so tempting

[mystic pollen]

Cryptid - good, familiar - good, wraith - situative, ecto - if its your first, aura - 50/50, ankh - bad(on high ante), hex - bad(on normal level ante)

[terse vale]

one spectral
you also dont have to use it
also that doesn’t mean sixth sense is bad because there’s better jokers 😭 its meant to be used as like a quick thing anyways

[warped herald]

?
I did unlock ghost deck which I've heard was good but I can't seem to win on red stake

I did win in red stake with blue deck after a lot of runs

[sullen aspen]

ghost deck is run

spectral cards in the shop is good

theyre easy deck fix

[warped herald]

I mostly end up getting tradh

[sullen aspen]

for example?

[mystic pollen]

Only good, if he is free and on first ante

[terse vale]

no
also no jokers should ever be free because you’re not skipping for free jokers

[mystic pollen]

Ok

[warped herald]

Either I get no spectrals

Or the jokers I get early are bad stuff like weaker jokers

[mystic pollen]

On first antes

[terse vale]

when you don’t have your full roster its a fine pickup

[wintry valley]

okay maybe they're not so bad

[terse vale]

and you wont have the full roster until like ante 6 or 7 usually

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[slim turret]

say that again

[warped herald]

Okay I regret doubting ghost deck

[warped herald]

Ante 1 polychrome stuntman

[terse vale]

what is this

I meant like

[warped herald]

AND ANKH

[terse vale]

jokers you wanna take for the finisher boss

[weary whale]

Happy Tree Friends

[warped herald]

4 cards of doom and despair

[mystic pollen]

Bruh

[terse vale]

i’m replacing popcorn with sixth sense in a context like that any day

[analog estuary]

there is just no way

almost 5

[hybrid pulsar]

Bruh

[mystic vale]

what is ts infinity symbol

[glad viper]

I CAST FAILURE!

[wintry valley]

should i replace baseball w sock

[patent sail]

eternal

[weary whale]

Eternal jokers

Can’t be sold or destroyed

[patent sail]

cant be destroyed or sold

[pastel pagoda]

What am I even looking at

This is madness

[glad viper]

"what is this shit infinity symbol"

[mystic vale]

ts = this

[patent sail]

least insane ghost deck run

[mystic pollen]

I dont think +20 mult, is not better than hex

[wintry valley]

pls help anyone

[glad viper]

ts = this shit AND this, however im fucking bored

[glad viper]

yes

[patent sail]

its actually usually "this shit", but i like to use it as "this" because its funny ✅✅

[cosmic sun]

Very prosperous Mime

[slim turret]

i think yes

[pastel pagoda]

Baseball isnt doing much

[wintry valley]

let's goo i got the sock

[patent sail]

bro MAY be addicted to polychrome tags

[wintry valley]

miiiichael heeeelp mee

[mystic vale]

what is ts image bro

[weary whale]

Bro saved 0.1 seconds not typing “h” and “i”

[patent sail]

WHAT emotion is this image supposed to convey here

[wintry valley]

more liked addicted to skips >:)

[patent sail]

what stake is that

[cosmic sun]

😴

[pastel pagoda]

I am going crazy

[wintry valley]

sadly only red i suck 💔

[glad viper]

met with the consequence of my own choices

[pastel pagoda]

I had 2 hologram runs in a row

[pastel pagoda]

I got ante 1 hologram

This is the 3rd one

Help

[mystic pollen]

Did you get nigative tag today son?

[analog estuary]

it was so close

[patent sail]

thats why yoy can skip

[wintry valley]

it was the 2 common jokers joker :(

[slim turret]

ALWAYS SKIP

[patent sail]

doc was about to do it

[wintry valley]

HELL YEAH

[patent sail]

nigative 🥀💔

[patent sail]

thats a fire jonkler

[analog estuary]

he just had not to get that stupid gluttonous

[wintry valley]

ODJIKFKOLSDJGDS

[patent sail]

he almost had it

[mystic pollen]

Someone sell nigative egg for 69$

[pastel pagoda]

HOLY

[patent sail]

i saw that

[analog estuary]

dawn

[wintry valley]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I CLICKED REROLL

[pastel pagoda]

She is no more more

[mystic pollen]

[wintry valley]

I CLICKED REROLL FROM SHAKING

[cosmic sun]

bro got excited at mid

[mystic vale]

:trolllaugh:

[cosmic sun]

endless players

[mystic pollen]

[mystic vale]

:son_kirk:

[weary whale]

Rev; “Oh boy this is great!”

Balatro;

[glacial galleon]

Always punished 😪

[harsh relic]

part 3🔥

[wintry valley]

should.. should i replace scary face w duo

[patent sail]

dont crop screenshots vro

we need context

also you may still need those chips it gives unless youre farming that hand level

if youre scoring enough you dont even need to replace anything

[mystic pollen]

Its better

[patent sail]

how much we scoring?

[wintry valley]

wut

[patent sail]

how much yoy score rn twin

[wintry valley]

umm like 100k

[patent sail]

thats enough to clear the finisher

[wintry valley]

i'm greedy !!

[patent sail]

plus if youre skipping youre growing throwback

[wintry valley]

alr fine i will skip it :(

[patent sail]

well scary face is 90 chips at least

with that chad

+30 for whatever faces you add

[wintry valley]

waitt ur right

[patent sail]

chips are just as important

[mystic pollen]

Why your throwback have so low xmult?

[royal shale]

because throwback sucks

[patent sail]

it gains like nothing

[royal shale]

:3

[patent sail]

0.25x per skip is puny

[wintry valley]

the moment u said chips important i got foil on my chad 😭

[patent sail]

for full skipping the game yoy get 4x which is like nothing

[mystic pollen]

I just have more than he have now

[patent sail]

even more chips ❤️‍🩹

[wintry valley]

okay listen here

i skipped because you said that

and it rerolled boss into face card debuff...

[mystic vale]

is is smort to frequently skip small blind on >=red stake

[vivid yarrow]

I won my first run!

[patent sail]

full skipping is bad tho

on low stakes its fine but on higher stakes is scary

[wintry valley]

the WHOLE run is ruined because of the plant 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[patent sail]

i mean if its investment skip im taking that shit

[patent sail]

[wintry valley]

BECAUSE OF STUPID SKIP

[mystic pollen]

When i was on white steak, i truly skip all 3 ante

[mystic vale]

absolutes kino

[patent sail]

now i only take investment and negative skips

negative is usually bait but i like gambling and can restart anytime so who cares

[mystic pollen]

Especially i skipping too much on red steak

[patent sail]

steak 🥩

[mystic pollen]

Bc of poly, rare and nigative jojers

[patent sail]

🐎

top 10 things that no one ever does after they beat at least 1 gold stake run

[mystic pollen]

That why i have 126 total complete run with throwback jojer

[patent sail]

he looks cool i can give him that

other than this X0.25 for skipping a blind is way too low

[mossy mulch]

Is there any way to see prev run seed after quitting the game (after run ended)?

[mystic pollen]

Yeah

If you save prev seed

[slim turret]

only if you havent died or started a new run

[patent sail]

[mossy mulch]

I dedded unfortunately

Kinda wish there was a run history to see that in.

[weary whale]

IIRC Thunk said that was an idea. Idk if he’ll ever put it in though

[mystic pollen]

Okak

Huh

[mystic vale]

goated combination

[mossy mulch]

You think that's goated? 😄 (it is ofc) Check this...

Finally convinced me that baron is a valid card.

[mystic pollen]

Niiiiiiiccceeee

Bp is work with +1 free taro card if you open booster pack jojer

[mystic vale]

why can i play some decks only in low stakes

ah nvm

you need to beat the stake before per deck right

[mossy mulch]

correct

[weak relic]

Im now one of the kewlkids

[patent sail]

so which was the last jonkler

[weak relic]

Invis

[patent sail]

thats funny

and i guess like makes sense

[calm furnace]

picked last shop in ante 5

we need to found up people who dont beleive red card is the best flat mult card in the game

[patent sail]

flower pot is better

+0 flat mult, gains 0 per nothing

[mystic vale]

i like polls

also idk if 5 of a kind is better or worse than straight flush

[light brook]

better

[patent sail]

pair is the best

undoubtedly

who tf voted strush

[calm furnace]

people with taste

[mystic vale]

ehh

[patent sail]

my favorite hand is 2 of a kind

[calm furnace]

strush is so good it doesnt work with flower pot

[light brook]

pairslop is efficient but there’s no way it’s your favorite i’ve never seen a person play pairs and enjoy it

[calm furnace]

some people enjoy endless

[patent sail]

ywah thats right

high card spam is more fun

[calm furnace]

so dont be surprised

endless slop is worse than pairslop

at least with pairs you occassionaly dont draw a pair and have to think for a second

[light brook]

i do and i have never once used a pair build

[calm furnace]

endless players are just playing an RNG clicker game

[light brook]

i don’t like pairs because they’re a brainless hand, but i do get that people like them because they’re really good i won’t deny that fact

[patent sail]

and im a brainless person so is a match

[light brook]

i like spare trousers more

[calm furnace]

i like winning so i play pairs

[patent sail]

i play pairs/hc

because funny

[patent sail]

sorry i meant to say

2 of a kind or 1 of a kind

[sullen aspen]

on god not a single soul enjoys pairs/straight flush

[calm furnace]

1.1 update better make your phone explode if you play a hc or a pair

[patent sail]

i enjoy pairs because i like winning and dont like thinking ✅✅✅

[rich mauve]

ngl

[patent sail]

occasionally ill do 4oak when bored

but 99% of the time its pairs

[calm furnace]

gold stake is play pairs until are you given a reason not to

[patent sail]

yeah fuck phone players

we pc players can still spam

[light brook]

flush 5 gang where we at

[rich mauve]

straight flush should have insane basr chip x mult and scaling

[zinc zephyr]

"I play high card cause I like winning"
🔁🔁 TRANSLATING 🔁🔁
"Glory to the state of Israel 🇮🇱"

[sullen aspen]

it does🫩🫩

[weak relic]

Bro

[rich mauve]

idk why 5oak or ff beats it

[languid swallow]

ok so im gonna bust it seems

[sullen aspen]

isnt it like 40 chips and 4 mult

[patent sail]

endless

[calm furnace]

the IDF plays high card?

[sullen aspen]

yeah

and pairs

[ornate orchid]

Jonklor

[zinc zephyr]

Mhm

[weak relic]

Oww emm gee

$5 temperance value

Was it 5 or 6

[languid swallow]

i thought it was 6 or 7 personally

[weak relic]

[languid swallow]

right now im gonna kms

[sullen aspen]

hah!

[zinc zephyr]

Abstract joker synergy

[mystic vale]

FUCK i forgot flush

theres noway its literally my own favorite

[sullen aspen]

smartest reddit player

[languid swallow]

wouldnt you happen to be onto something

[languid swallow]

should blueprint the abstract for max value

[patent sail]

he actually died with POLYCHROME on ante 2

[sullen aspen]

campfire synergy

[weak relic]

Yeah I like 4oak

And was forced to play pairs

[zinc zephyr]

Prolly tried getting a straight flush for aura purposes

[calm furnace]

bro tried playing lvl1 pluto with 4 kings

[ornate orchid]

the most optimal way to play tbh

[calm furnace]

its funny if they drew like one king and playeda flush they could beat ante 2

thats like 40 x 8

[tired condor]

Lads

Got all the colored decks gold staked

[weak relic]

The most optimal way to play baron is to sell it

[zinc zephyr]

(5+11)*(1*1.5^(4*2)) = 410

[mystic vale]

can anyone explain what this card does im stupid

[rich mauve]

sf is +4 +40 while ff s +3 +50 🥀

[weak relic]

[zinc zephyr]

Play one card it and duplicates it

[ornate orchid]

it takes away your dna

[robust lance]

Test it out

[ornate orchid]

you will DIE

[tired condor]

Play 1 card on the first hand, its makes a copy in your hand

[ornate orchid]

do not play that jonkler

[mystic vale]

like you get drawn 8 cards right?? why would it be "only 1 card"

[sullen aspen]

uh yeah

[weak relic]

Best joker against the needle or mouth

[zinc zephyr]

Your hand played

[weak relic]

You'll love it

[sullen aspen]

40 chips and 4 mult is good

[terse vale]

this is a stupid thing to say

i’m being honest

thats a stupid thing to say

[sullen aspen]

both are the fat guy

[zinc zephyr]

Hating for no reason

[sullen aspen]

my certificates never hit the blue seal/purple seal

[calm furnace]

its like gold and red seals are good

[cosmic sun]

no

[terse vale]

lad

they work different

thats all I’m gonna say

[pastel pagoda]

What are you gonna night tho

[sullen aspen]

smartest thing said

[weak relic]

Wise words buddy

[slim turret]

joke: Ruined

[tired condor]

No shit

[terse vale]

why are you comparing them like they’re the same thing

[zinc zephyr]

W ragebait btw

[mystic vale]

w speed btw

❤️‍🩹

[sullen aspen]

December 17th 2026 btw

[mystic vale]

:empty:

[sullen aspen]

w speed is a thing of the past

[tired condor]

Its just that people say dont take dna unless you dont have a perfect card

[sullen aspen]

what?

[terse vale]

yeah they right

[tired condor]

No they arent

[sullen aspen]

u mean unless they have a perfect card

[terse vale]

needs a seal for dna to be useful

[mystic vale]

u said december 2026 like you were planning my death

[mystic vale]

:son_yellow:

[sullen aspen]

k

[tired condor]

Ive been cucked by not drawing my hand

Enough

[terse vale]

and maybe foil edition but thats like it

[robust lance]

Buying it rn

[cosmic sun]

DNA is giga carried by the existence of Holo

[sullen aspen]

and copy jokers🫩

[tired condor]

Having 11 kings is better then have 10 for a 5oak

[terse vale]

5oak sux

[weak relic]

Eternal rental showman, lusty, crafty and flower pot. Yes all of em being eternal rental

[tired condor]

Not everything is perfect

[sullen aspen]

skip

[tired condor]

Get over it

[sullen aspen]

☹️

[weak relic]

Very worth the $8

[terse vale]

wdym

[sullen aspen]

red card value tho

[tired condor]

You cant allways form a F5oak

[mystic vale]

i hit the juckport 1 $