🕹・game-discussion

[mystic pollen]

He literally sais buy me

[dense stag]

rip

[rancid niche]

Yeah but you didn't need to take it when you had no way to score

[deft sandal]

How come I cant find any neptune

[dense stag]

IVE BEEN ON BALATRO FOR OVER 40 MINUTES WHAT

[deft sandal]

it always show up when Im not playing straight flush

[rancid niche]

I spent a few months playing balatro for 8 hours a day at my job

I did get fired however

I don't recommend

[dense stag]

hmmm

f in the chat

[rancid niche]

2 copies on the baron btw

[mystic pollen]

Sounds like a solid plan to get rich

[deft sandal]

this is crazy, i couldn't find neptune in any planet packs and it fucking killed me

[quartz ember]

not

[rancid niche]

mime and red seal are 2 triggering effects

[quartz ember]

yes

so 3 scores triggered 4 times

or 3 triggered 3 times if no red seal

instead of 4 scores triggered 3 times, or 4 scores triggered 2 times

(though the normal steel should be deathed into red seals)

[rancid niche]

dude

you're right

I miscounted

[deft sandal]

just use balatro calculator lmao

[rancid niche]

weak

[mystic pollen]

I get 2 common jokers from the tag

[deft sandal]

technology

[rancid niche]

the buffoon does not concern himself with technology

[mystic pollen]

Will ankh destroy my fist?

[rancid niche]

No but it can destroy the other two jokers and make a copy of the fist

It's a gamble

[deft sandal]

no

[deft sandal]

eternal means eternal

[mystic pollen]

I will sell money joker

For banana

[rancid niche]

I don't think that is gonna be a good play

[mystic pollen]

I dont have better options

[rancid niche]

you don't need the ankh

you need chips

you need to level up pairs and have a chips joker

[mystic pollen]

What i get from shops:

[rancid niche]

here's what I would do

Open the spectral pack first, use aura on some card, buy the fool and open the arcana pack

maybe there's money in the arcana pack that you can copy with the fool

[mystic pollen]

Ok, i will do this

[white anvil]

STOP I DONT WANT RETRIGGERS 😭

[molten thicket]

is this a zzz reference

[rancid niche]

then if there's no money you can make a steel card for the fist, make sure to make a steel ace or king

[patent sail]

you WILL retrigger your cards and you will like it

[molten thicket]

extra chips for you

[mystic pollen]

+2 jokers?

[patent sail]

judgement hell yea

gambling

[quartz ember]

yea prolly the best

[rancid niche]

Yes

[quartz ember]

whats in the fool now

[rancid niche]

hell yeah

[mystic pollen]

Aura farming

[rancid niche]

the fool can't copy spectral cards

[mystic pollen]

Then its the tower

[patent sail]

what if there was a spectral thats a fool for spectrals

[rancid niche]

yeah just get two jokers from the judgement

[quartz ember]

ok yea then 2x judgement

[rancid niche]

I'VE BEEN ASKING FOR THAT

or a fool that's a spectral for fools

[mystic pollen]

Huh

[rancid niche]

Well that's good, just keep your money above 25 dollars and play pairs

or high card

You have the fist

but throw away the low cards

[molten thicket]

fool the soul

[mystic pollen]

Sadly that i dont get that voucher

[patent sail]

maybe just make it exclude that

[rancid niche]

yeah maybe you can afford it next ante or something

[rancid niche]

what about the black hole?

[patent sail]

its already not very useful anyway

[molten thicket]

i don't see a problem with black hole being foolable

[patent sail]

so its fine

[rancid niche]

yeah you're right

[patent sail]

its way too rare for how little it does

[rancid niche]

we need more spectrals

I know thunk would never add a multi-rank enhancement or edition, but WHAT IF there was a spectral card that turns a card into a multi-rank card

[hollow kernel]

had my personal best run last night & im still riding the high ;D working on c++, this is gold stake red deck. ante 2 (?) throwback, early cert of auth (perishable), mime, & stone plus nat neg card sharp. i recorded my last hand to send to my friend. prior to this my best hand was like 4mil. so hype

[rancid niche]

like a wild card that counts as any rank of red suits, or black suits

[sacred maple]

How the hell did I do 110k points in one hand while my jokers were shuffled??? How strong is my damn joker deck????

[mystic pollen]

Nah

Im dead

Next blind

Is crazy

The needle

[rancid niche]

you already lost?

[mystic pollen]

No

[brave goblet]

if you had planet levels, you probably dind't need the +mult

[rancid niche]

well there's a chance you won't lose

[deft sandal]

sell gold joker for jimbo

[mystic pollen]

Chances very low

[deft sandal]

and bull for even steven

[manic vault]

should i buy blueprint

[brave goblet]

ante 4

[brave goblet]

goodbye hiker

[deft sandal]

u dont need that much chips

[brave goblet]

[mystic pollen]

?

[rancid niche]

And get chips from where exactly?

[mystic pollen]

My deck

[deft sandal]

why even play towards chips on red deck

[quartz ember]

open packs, go next

[rancid niche]

okay you can throw away the low cards, keep a pair, try to find the steel and stone card and play a pair with the stone card and put the steel card all the way to the right

[deft sandal]

you dont need like 2 jokers for chips

just one is enough

[rancid niche]

they only have one btw

that's a jolly joker not a sly joker

[quartz ember]

❓ what do they have

[rancid niche]

why do you need chips when you can lose to the needle?

[quartz ember]

this angle i did not consider

[deft sandal]

🐴

[quartz ember]

sounds good

[deft sandal]

just hold R ig

[rancid niche]

the needle isn't that hard it's the same scoring requirements as the small blind

[mystic pollen]

1. I dont have tha hanged man
2. Why to the right

[rancid niche]

to the right because the fist gives you +mult and then the steel card triggers x1.5

[mystic pollen]

I use 3 hands to beat on small blind

[rancid niche]

and you don't need a hanged man, what I meant by throwing away cards is discarding them

[rancid niche]

yeah hold R 😭

[mystic pollen]

Oh, i think you mean from the deck

[mystic pollen]

I dont have R, im on phone

[rancid niche]

if you're sure you will lose then just start over and play again

[deft sandal]

go to options and press new run ig

[mystic pollen]

And i think fist not work like that

[rancid niche]

yeah it does

[deft sandal]

or go to your phone's homepage and hold the application's icon and press uninstall

[mystic pollen]

No

"of lowest"

[stone shell]

i mean it depends

[mystic pollen]

I read it

[stone shell]

sometimes you just cannot for the life of you draw what you need

[rancid niche]

you can take the lowest card and put it to the left of the steel card

[rancid niche]

true

[mystic pollen]

Ok, i will sell money joker, bull joker, buy arcana pack for fun, pick for my opinion good taro and reroll the shop

[rancid niche]

the lowest card is 9 here so it gives +18 mult, look how the score is only 304 now

then add a steel card to the right of the 9, and your score is 455 because it gives 18x1.5 now

[mystic pollen]

Aaaaaa

That what you mean

[mystic pollen]

But i will do this

Bc money joker dont give anything, bull joker will be useless with 0$

Oh, nice, the hanged man

Huh

[mystic pollen]

Good

[molten thicket]

honestly black hole spawnrates in spectrals should be buffed

[stone shell]

always skip

[mighty hare]

You smart right?

[mighty hare]

What do I get rid of to use the soul

[stone shell]

i would do reserved

[mystic pollen]

Egg

[stone shell]

or egg

either one is fine you dont need 2 econs

[mighty hare]

......#

I got a problem

[mighty hare]

It gave me the one I couldn't use

[mystic pollen]

Preserved parking

[mighty hare]

Look at the one I got

[mystic pollen]

A

[mighty hare]

Welp time to sell burgalar and get Ballot

[mystic pollen]

No

Pair

[mighty hare]

Why?

[mystic pollen]

Sell pair

[mighty hare]

yorick gains multi every 23 cards discarded

[stone shell]

he cannot discard without selling burglar

[mystic pollen]

With burglar you will get +15 mult

[mighty hare]

and burglar CAN'T LET ME DISCARD

[mystic pollen]

A

[stone shell]

HE CAN JUST DISCARD FOR THE MULT

[mystic pollen]

I just dont know what is yoirick

[mighty hare]

Which'll then help me activate yorick

[mystic pollen]

So get rid of burglar

Throw this joker away

[stone shell]

please ask what a joker does before giving input 😭

[mystic pollen]

Hmmmm, which?

[stone shell]

that uh

depends on what youve been playing thus far

in this situation i would do either of the last 3 plantets

[stone shell]

possibly straights since red deck

even if no synergy with jolly

[mystic pollen]

What is jolly?

Ah this blu pair jojer

Praying 🙏🏿

I try

[tranquil steppe]

Yorick is the GOAT

[hasty onyx]

OOOOHHHHHH THANK YOU JESUS

[stone shell]

excellent hermit

[tranquil steppe]

That hermit

lol beat me to it

[hasty onyx]

I’m selling brainstorm for walkie talkie

Its foil i have to

[narrow scroll]

walkie talkie!!!

[tranquil steppe]

Sus

[hasty onyx]

Should i focus on copying glass kings or steel 3’s

[tranquil steppe]

Crimson Heart, I’ve outsmarted you mwahahahahahahahaha

[hasty onyx]

FUCK YOU

NO MAN

I lived

[mystic pollen]

Should i skip or take left jojer?

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[serene forge]

take seeing double

[weak relic]

X2 is X2 it is

[mystic pollen]

Huh, midas. and. poor joker

[oak axle]

Can someone airdrop me a ecto???

[stone shell]

airdrops hex

[mystic pollen]

I think i will skip invisible jojer

[brave goblet]

Major L, shouldn't have taken the burnt joker but who knew

[raw whale]

think about the double vagabond gambit though

[mystic pollen]

Midas jojer

[barren wigeon]

midas jojer

[mystic pollen]

I have gold cards

And i dont need second castle jojer(+6chips) or midas jojer

[raw whale]

guys i cannot resist it

[flat terrace]

What do you think could be improved?

Also, do you think it was a good choice that sold hologram for hack?

[mystic pollen]

I do same thing even on blue beef

[raw whale]

steak*

[flat terrace]

Also, what is all that supposed to mean?

[mystic pollen]

Free double rare joker from the start

[flat terrace]

Ooohh

Why not?

[raw whale]

reading is skip tag & blind & money earned & stake & chips required

[mystic pollen]

Oh, no from the start

From third ante

[brave goblet]

Cloud 9ing

[mystic pollen]

I would skip, not worth

[raw whale]

pog ueless joker and useful joker

assign which one is which

[mystic pollen]

Dna is useless jojer and two pair jojer is useful jojer, i think

[raw whale]

it's a one pair jojer though

[mystic pollen]

Yeah, one of the best

[obsidian patrol]

dna is worthless here and the duo is great

[mystic pollen]

Why you need them

Reroll

Pass

[raw whale]

look at the price ya genius

single round banana right into cavendish is crazy

[obsidian patrol]

sell dna

free money

[raw whale]

i must keep it until the heat death of the universe

it's endless

ok fine i'm selling dna

[mystic pollen]

Nah, i dont skip invisible jojer

[raw whale]

nevermind i fucking died

it's all because i sold dna

round one coupon tag on white stake is so awesome

might honestly buy telescope for the fun of it

since i already have a devil

HOLD

holy shit it's trib

i knew risking $8 dollars for that pack would pay off

that's the first legendary in like an eternity for me

i have finally been blessed

[weak relic]

147/150

[raw whale]

yorick lives in the castle

[foggy berry]

banan doesn’t do nearly as much on plasma, burn joker do more for u here

[raw whale]

WHAT IS THIS

[foggy berry]

aw rip

[raw whale]

trib AND dusk AND sock in consecutive shops on ante 2 is insane

[foggy berry]

that’s one way to explode plasma

[raw whale]

this is one of the most bullshit seeds i've ever seen

surely i just sell castle here

HELLO????

[foggy berry]

what’s the 1234 on the top left of ur screen under window title mean ?

[raw whale]

workspaces

[foggy berry]

ooh

[raw whale]

AND TO FINISH IT ALL OFF

this is bullshit

[mystic pollen]

Huh

[foggy berry]

just avoid plant now

[raw whale]

i have a perfect loadout on round FIVE

[raw whale]

i got plant as round 2 boss or smthn

[foggy berry]

nice yay

[mystic pollen]

I dont need nigetive baron

[quartz ember]

you need it for temperance value

[mystic pollen]

Mmmmm... Ok, its money

[quartz ember]

(and its also pretty good for you right now since you are already relying on in hand scoring)

[candid scroll]

HOLY SHIT GENTOO USER SPOTTED

[rancid niche]

that's so unbelievably weird

[candid scroll]

swhat

[mystic pollen]

Hmmmm

[raw whale]

KDE USER SPOTTED
i use niri though

[fallen patrol]

I love niri

[mystic pollen]

Three of a kind? Four of a kind?

[candid scroll]

i use kde because i cba to config a twm

[manic vault]

what should i sell for baseball card

[autumn fossil]

i was today years old when i learned that an Ace can make a straight with a 2 onward, like i didnt know it loops

[mystic pollen]

Nothing

[rancid niche]

old

[rancid niche]

but meh

I changed my machine later on

[mystic pollen]

You dont need him

[autumn fossil]

hmm if the burnt one werent polychrome id say that one, but yeah i think just go on

[candid scroll]

wow thats a lot of linux users

[fallen patrol]

My first one was possibly the ugliest thing in existence

[mystic pollen]

I use windows

[candid scroll]

what distro slash wm slash de is this

[fallen patrol]

Arch and Niri

[mystic pollen]

What?

[rancid niche]

Fello arch user

[manic vault]

maybe ill sell burnt for that cuz i have 2 rare jokers

[candid scroll]

arch is cool

the issue is that from what i saw its so bleeding edge you just get the latest version of the package ALWAYS

[mystic pollen]

Why you need baseball jojer

[candid scroll]

jojer

[fallen patrol]

Untrue, I haven’t updated in like 5 months

[candid scroll]

can you run pacman syu so that we can see how many packages to update

[mystic pollen]

Rare, common, uncommon, common ,rare, rare, rare

[fallen patrol]

No I don’t want to brick my laptop rn

But one day

[raw whale]

gentoo is bleeding edge and doesn't have that problem

[manic vault]

more xmult

[candid scroll]

no its bleeding edge but it isnt as bleeding edge as arch

Like you dont get an update every 3 days

[candid scroll]

no i js wanna see the package count dont update it

[raw whale]

you do

[fallen patrol]

I’ll lyk when I get on my laptop lmao

[candid scroll]

do you

[raw whale]

you can actually just tell it to pull updates directly from upstream master branch for that matter, just by specifying 9999 as version

[candid scroll]

yeah but it isnt like that ootb

[fallen patrol]

Are we violating the rule of the main channel rn?

[raw whale]

somewhat

[fallen patrol]

John Balatro

[candid scroll]

do we uhh move this to #🎙・server-chat

[rough prairie]

just Gold Stake left on Black Deck and then I have to suffer through Nebula

[mystic pollen]

Who should i sell?

[toxic nova]

sell king to make some space

[rough prairie]

is Throwback doing anything for you?

[mystic pollen]

Yeah

[quick cloak]

kill business now?

[woven spire]

sell stm, doesn’t do much if u playing flush

[quick cloak]

149 seems ok enough

[mystic pollen]

Xx1.75 mult

[woven spire]

most it can give you is 39 mult and in the rare case you get 3 queens in hand playing a flush

[woven spire]

yeh

business

[mystic pollen]

5 lvl flush and 10 times played

[woven spire]

yeah just sell stm

[heavy heron]

i’m ngl

shoot the moon + baron

is a really good combo

[quick cloak]

what card u think i shud fix on

[woven spire]

lool

[rough prairie]

Shoot hte Moon + Baron is an awful combo lol

[quick cloak]

still kings for baron?

[quick cloak]

😭😭

[heavy heron]

it is

[quick cloak]

i didnt even notice that

[heavy heron]

what

flat mult happens before x mult

[quick cloak]

maybe the queen is transgender who knows

[heavy heron]

it’s literally an amazing combo

[rough prairie]

No man, you don't want 2 jokers that depend on having cards in your hand

[woven spire]

did you pass any suit boss? if you did build in any face card of that suit

[heavy heron]

flat mult

before x mult

[mystic pollen]

Its good

[royal bobcat]

its not that bad

[heavy heron]

i’ve done this plenty of times

[royal bobcat]

i would definitely not call shoot the moon baron "awful"

[woven spire]

1/100 this combo would work

[mystic pollen]

But it hard to say, when happens this

[rough prairie]

Fine, but it's hardly synergistic

[heavy heron]

yeah, because baron is rare

being the only reason

LOOLLL

wait until you find out baron works with raised fist too

[rough prairie]

Of course Baron works with raised fist, you only want Kings if you have baron

[woven spire]

duh

[heavy heron]

yeah but in higher stakes it’s not practical to have all kings

[mystic pollen]

Damn

[heavy heron]

not only that but

[rough prairie]

What?

[mystic pollen]

Who should i sell

[heavy heron]

you need a good base mult before baron works

[mystic pollen]

Mb club jojer?

[heavy heron]

and you don’t always get plutos

hence, raised fist

[mystic pollen]

Bc of deck

[royal bobcat]

i think its pretty synergistic if you don't have high card levels

[heavy heron]

1.5 times NOTHING is still NOTHING that’s why baron sucks, but raised fist or shoot the moon changes that

[woven spire]

Baron is trash for ante 8 it only works in rare cases

[royal bobcat]

the issue in stm baron isnt stm its baron

[heavy heron]

in fact, it works with on card scoring too

chad fib (scholar? even the sinful jokers) baron

[mystic pollen]

I get him free, if i remembered it good

[royal bobcat]

stm steel is plenty enough to win alr

[woven spire]

yeah

[mystic pollen]

And baron is infinity

[heavy heron]

yup

[mystic pollen]

So i cant sell him

[rough prairie]

I mean, if it was a natural negative there's no reason you should ever not take it

[royal bobcat]

stm kinda underrated icl

maybe not anymore idk

[heavy heron]

i’m just saying you have more reason to go high card than flushes in your run

stm + baron way stronger than tribe

well, depends on your levels

[mystic pollen]

The question is still there, who should i sell

[heavy heron]

what are your levels?

[royal bobcat]

no you have more reasons to go flush than high card

flushes have a bunch of synergies high card has shoot the moon and the barely usable baron

[rough prairie]

If you're goonna pivot to high card sel Wrathful

[mystic pollen]

I dont like play high card

[heavy heron]

jesus

[royal bobcat]

everything else you could use high card for pair does it better

[heavy heron]

well maybe it is flush then

[royal bobcat]

or were talking aobut a specific run

[rough prairie]

If you want to keep playing flusesh just sell stm

[royal bobcat]

in that case idk

[heavy heron]

shoot the moon doesn’t work with flushes so

[royal bobcat]

i dont have the context

[heavy heron]

probably sell shoot the moon

[royal bobcat]

so we are talking about a specific run

got it

[heavy heron]

yes

[quartz ember]

you shouldnt be playing flushes with stm+baron

[heavy heron]

but they are, so

it’s what they got

[quartz ember]

so if you take the flush joker it would replace stm

[mystic pollen]

I get baron free

[heavy heron]

delete stm

[manic vault]

should i take sigil if im aiming for flush

[heavy heron]

nope!

especially not on check/-

i can’t tell if

you’re being serious

[rough prairie]

yeah, imagine if it hits clubs or diamonds

[manic vault]

ok lol

[heavy heron]

it’s probably immolate or medium

your entire deck is already flushed out, so

no sigil

[mystic pollen]

What is his deck

[rough prairie]

Checkered

[heavy heron]

checkered deck

[mystic pollen]

Full of hearts?

[rough prairie]

Hearts and Spades

no Clubs and Diamonds

[mystic pollen]

Oh

[quartz ember]

immo

[mystic pollen]

Then mediom

[manic vault]

ok thanks

[mystic pollen]

On spades

Bc you have good hearts

[mystic pollen]

On 10 spade

[quartz ember]

in that case you'd put it on hearts

to duplicate it

[mystic pollen]

Hmmm

[quartz ember]

and yea maybe you take the medium for dna, but then again immo makes it easier to draw other cards for dna

what we really need is more info

[raw whale]

do i even want to reroll the shop here

or do i just wait and open packs

[glossy forge]

I did not need to be saved by Mr. Bones 🥺

[quartz ember]

look for value, so spend normally, i.e. you can roll a couple

[untold cipher]

Ok is there a mod online that I can talk to? I made something I'd like to share with the community but I would like confirmation that it's okay to share (it's a website I made)

[quartz ember]

tarots are important here

[rough prairie]

You still want to look for tarots to deckfix

[raw whale]

also do yall skip for double tag

[quartz ember]

no

[rough prairie]

Mostly not

[raw whale]

what about vouchers though

[quartz ember]

you can look for double tag in shop, but dont skip value for it

I mean if we are talking naneinf runs then sure both

[raw whale]

speculative voucher tag into antimatter?

[quartz ember]

otherwise its just not worth

i guess not just naneinf but in general once you have completely optimal build

then you try for speculative antimatter, boss reroll, negatives, w/e

[mystic pollen]

Huh

Do i really need steel jojer?

[shell dagger]

it’s probably better than gluttonous

[broken notch]

Quick question, I skipped the pack already but then realised, sorry for not offering a screenshot.

If I use hex, having one eternal joker, and one non eternal joker, does the game:

Always destroy the non eternal and polychrome the eternal
Or
Have a chance to polychrome the non-eternal, and not destroy anything?

[shell dagger]

second one

[broken notch]

That's good to know, thank you

[shell dagger]

50 50 assuming both have no edition

[broken notch]

That's also an interesting point. I assume if the eternal has an edition, it would just always poly the non eternal then, and not destroy anything?

[shell dagger]

yep

[broken notch]

Thanks for the game knowledge

[tall sky]

hex always targets a possible joker, so if your eternal has an edition it won't target it

[mystic pollen]

I skip steel jojer

Bc i have only 1 steel card and on 6 club

[raw whale]

trib sock on plasma is crazy

i'm winning by playing a PAIR

[tall sky]

xmult is typically better when you have mult handled already

[raw whale]

without any leveling

[tall sky]

you can always find more steel cards later

[inner hollow]

Wassup chat

[mystic pollen]

If i get him, i will only get mb +10-25 mult

Without steel jojer i wil get +25-40 mult

[tall sky]

steel joker scales though

[inner hollow]

I like lucky cards to handle my +mult

[mystic pollen]

Yeah, ik

[inner hollow]

Goated

[mystic pollen]

But now he will decrease my chances to beat 8 ante

On blue bear

[inner hollow]

Chat what yall think abt this

Fuck

I removed the image but the msg still sent

This

[raw whale]

should i do flush house trib build for fun?

[inner hollow]

🤔

Whynaut

[raw whale]

what synergies are lostcompared to flush five i forgot

id like rebate is sort of meh

[inner hollow]

Wha

Ohh

Idol

[mystic pollen]

Huh, play five of a kind, or remove this three cards?

[naive jolt]

Red seal glass pretty OP
Plantes would be scaling
And poiple seal would be tarot
Altho i alr have enough money generation
So probably blue seal

[raw whale]

SO GOOD

[glossy forge]

Bones should cover me for Violet Vessel right

[raw whale]

ante 4 e11

[glossy forge]

Instead of Invis

[royal bobcat]

many moons on the screen

[raw whale]

would've been ante 2 if i had better draws

also that's without the dusk

[weak relic]

148/150

[pale wolf]

balatro

[mystic pollen]

GG

[pale wolf]

hi thunk

[weak relic]

Yeah I played bloodst*ne

[raw whale]

i think you're talking to ghosts

[pale wolf]

nah hes here

trust

[raw whale]

i don't see a thunk

[weak relic]

Tbf it's been like months since I last used bloodstone to win on gold stake

[glossy forge]

I SWEAR I MANIFESTED HIM

[royal bobcat]

My gay vessel noooo

[weak relic]

Now score 300k

[pale wolf]

bubububones?!

[mystic pollen]

Wow holo lucky ace of club

[royal bobcat]

teeth rattling noise

[naive jolt]

When the naner pop and you instantly find the other one

[royal bobcat]

Anyone in chat ready to pop my naner?

Platonically

Of course

[weak relic]

Didn't happen in my previous 5 runs

[pale wolf]

may your banan not pop again this run

[naive jolt]

I hope so

Also 3 econ in poiple stake funni

[mystic pollen]

GG

It was good run

[weak relic]

I love riffraff

[royal bobcat]

Riffing my raff

[heavy heron]

as it turns out, dice + hallucination is pretty good

[raw whale]

ramping up

[glossy forge]

I saved Mr. Bones 🥺

[heavy heron]

btw acrobat being disabled on final hand is crazy

oops

wrong reply

[heavy heron]

good job ❤️

[sullen aspen]

not a single glass break😭😭

[heavy heron]

YEAH WAIT THATS CFAZY

[weak relic]

I kinda felt insulted

[heavy heron]

w the dice and all

[weak relic]

2 non gold in just a single buffoon pack

[weak relic]

Baseball card my beloved

[naive jolt]

I wish someone made a simple mod that displayed the card distribution on the left right there, it'd be so convenient on erratic

[raw whale]

the only places where you can't see it without clicking a button are shop and packs

in rounds you can see them

[naive jolt]

Well you also need to click every time i roll a new game

[heavy heron]

i don’t know if you knew but you can also just hold/hover over the deck during rounds if you’d rather see a smaller, simpler menu

[naive jolt]

Cause like first thing i do on erratic deck is check what is my deck

[raw whale]

you probably want to see the whole deck then, not just ranks

[naive jolt]

I know but it's not a thing during the play/skip blind

[naive jolt]

Ranks is one of the most important things to me

[raw whale]

is this a sell trading card buy dna situation

or actually should i sell dusk

i never used it

[naive jolt]

Yes

Dusk easy to find

[raw whale]

this texture pack is literally the only reason why i don't hard-stick to hearts every time

do i settle for an editionless 8

[calm furnace]

my luck has been kinda insane today wth

[worldly edge]

Huh... something's up with my Balatro

is this better than Walkie Talkie though?

[sullen aspen]

wow cola gold sticker

[quiet plinth]

been a whike since I did this, is the joker layout optimal?

[raw whale]

there should be a rare that has like 1/3 chance to self-destruct at the end of round so C++ people have to suffer

[quiet plinth]

who hurt you?

[raw whale]

ME

[potent hearth]

how am i so lucky

[royal bobcat]

I already have it

So

[raw whale]

first flush house of the game

hopefully perkeo shows up and i get funny perkatory

[mystic pollen]

I need weed jojer?

[raw whale]

this is literally the entire reason i'm doing flush house

card with a cool graphic

that's enough for me

[royal bobcat]

well vanilla ceres looks better

so

[raw whale]

disagree

[mystic pollen]

I dont find all planet cards

[royal bobcat]

perfection

simple

demure

pretty

cute

dateable

[raw whale]

ok but consider

[mystic pollen]

Good design

[mystic pollen]

But it better

[royal bobcat]

why does it have an eye

[raw whale]

because planet x

[mystic pollen]

Cool? 🤷🏿‍♂️

[royal bobcat]

normal planet X is also great

in terms of design

eris is mid

[raw whale]

idk i just like the color combo on this one

[valid ether]

I got balatro on my switch for a second device :) Didn't know the tutorial seed was so funky

[raw whale]

so AS SOON as i get an 8 to a queen this game gives me a deja vu

[royal bobcat]

well the normal daniel is the daniel i like more

[raw whale]

boooring

gay trib looks so cool

whoops

luchador would come in handy right about now

ok guys do i kinda sell trading card fot 6th sense here

i have 30 cards

[valid ether]

how many 6s

[raw whale]

4 6s, 3 5s

[valid ether]

I would go for it bc I love sixth

It is likely a bad play tho

Depending on what other cards you have

But imagine you get a cryptid or immolate maybe

Yummy value

[raw whale]

then we do a little trickery

guys look, a blueprint!

[silk hearth]

wow its the same price and everything

also somebody who actually uses unblind thats so cool

[raw whale]

WAIT I HAVE DNA 6TH SENSE

[silk hearth]

i thought i was the only one

[raw whale]

THAT'S PEAK

[weary drum]

should i drop the reserved parking here or just keep farming money for now?

[valid ether]

Did u take an ecto?

[weary drum]

nah just found them

[valid ether]

I would take bp and wait for an ecto

Then u can find another reserved parking pretty easy

I think.

Maybe.

Probably

[weary drum]

i was thinking the same thing

thanks

[raw whale]

this might be an insane bailout against plant

[lost nova]

Swap it out for sixth sense?

[raw whale]

AND ECTO HIT BRAINSTORM

WE'RE GAMING

btw for what it's worth ankh should honestly preserve negative status

[stray sinew]

two jokers left for C++: stone joker and trobadour

[mystic pollen]

Hmmmm

[somber whale]

Do I take invis over perky to maybe get a brainstorm or blue print copy

[mystic pollen]

Sell banana jojer and 4 hand jojer for jojer stenc and invisible jojer?

[fallen patrol]

i would

[raw whale]

oh, right, and right after the plant i get director's cut

very fair indeed

[fallen patrol]

not bad odds and your nat negatives are bad enough to sell anyways

[fallen patrol]

jonathan balatro frowns upon you

[raw whale]

lol

i could just pivot to baron

[mortal dock]

Time to play "Guess What Happened!"

Hint there was 5 Jokers here

[mortal summit]

Cavendish popped

[mortal dock]

Yes and?

[true cliff]

Gros Micheal popped

A glass card exploded in front of you

[swift grove]

Would you rather have only black holes instead of planet cards or have only souls instead of tarot cards

[raw whale]

the forgotten yaoi

[raw whale]

honestly black holes, perkeo is useless, trib requires deck fixing, canio is stupidly hard. Only real strategies would be yorick which i guess fair enough but meh

i mean like you could till get perkatory i guess

which is pretty fun

[robust lance]

Yeah cause I took out all of your dna

Every single strand

[brave goblet]

I MISTIMED THE LOYALTY CARD

[queen acorn]

Idk what to say

[keen pilot]

perfect

Pretty easy win

[cloud sinew]

If you ignore the context of the current conversation then youre gonna get a stupid answer

maybe dont do that next time

[weak relic]

Cant believe this game made me play bloodstone but that's 148/150

[azure ginkgo]

So my first real attempt at a high gold stake endless is going.... pretty well so far lol

[raw whale]

bruh what

[azure ginkgo]

okay twin

[raw whale]

2 copies of poly trib

[azure ginkgo]

damn youre not even on ghost lol

[raw whale]

is it speculative double skip time

[azure ginkgo]

for what

vouchers?

Ig it may be I haven't personally tried that in an endless yet

[raw whale]

vouchers

looks like 6th sense is dying soon

OMG

[cursive lion]

perishable joker or invisible joker

[azure ginkgo]

yooo nice

[cursive lion]

wait cannot be invisible joker since there isn't a second copy woops

uh probably seltzer or gros micheal

[tranquil steppe]

Well alright then.

[azure ginkgo]

thank god i kept this luchador around

[cursive lion]

what kind of blind do you have

[robust lance]

This is why you oneshot blinds

[azure ginkgo]

cards played previously disabled prob

with burglar?

[raw whale]

alright bye bye sense

[azure ginkgo]

tbh thats crazy lol

[raw whale]

i think i dump dna first and destroy the 6s right

[azure ginkgo]

how many 6s do you have?

and how fixed is your deck?

[tranquil steppe]

How cooked am I

[robust lance]

Burnt

The bad kind of burnt

[raw whale]

i had 3 now i have 2

i want sense for red seal to get a poly seal

[azure ginkgo]

I mean what spectral would you even be looking for?

ah yeah true

forgot not ghost again

[tranquil steppe]

Like fr fr do I have a shot?

[robust lance]

NO

[tranquil steppe]

😭

[azure ginkgo]

tbh im not sure sqvrt. thats a tough call lol, i think prob dump the DNA and hope to find another long term once you have a red steel poly? but also pretty low odds to get the seal anyway

[tranquil steppe]

Like 0% chance?

[azure ginkgo]

Cruiser what are your jokers

[tranquil steppe]

Burglar, photochad, brainstorm, bloodstone

[azure ginkgo]

ah yeah youre cooked xd

[tranquil steppe]

Like what even is the play here

[robust lance]

Hold the R key

[azure ginkgo]

is your high card high leveled?

or any easy to make hands?

you can win off that glass queen if so

[plain ermine]

after a string of miserable runs i finally got a good one

[tranquil steppe]

If level 2 is high then yes

[azure ginkgo]

fuck i forgot to sell my showman and ecto hit mannnnn

[pliant barn]

Gng I did sm

[robust lance]

Exit the game and reopen it

[azure ginkgo]

yeah youre prob cooked

[azure ginkgo]

youre so right thank you

[tranquil steppe]

Like really cooked?

[pliant barn]

Peak +-6 milt

Didn’t mean to spam

[azure ginkgo]

you can dig for the glass queen if you want but without a chip source i dont think youll come close

[robust lance]

Pumpkin eater

[azure ginkgo]

oh nice straight

good stuff

[raw whale]

just had two arcana packs in a row appear completely without any spectrals wth

[obtuse shuttle]

I Love balatro

[raw whale]

eugh this feels bad

i still don't have a poly red

and i have a 5

[azure ginkgo]

lmao im in the same boat as you i fear im in the end times

[lament condor]

playing straights feels like torture

[azure ginkgo]

might be my last ante if i dont find a brainstorm

[raw whale]

play gays instead

my scoring is like fine

[robust lance]

I would but my cards just can’t align when I do that

[raw whale]

but i don't want to leave 6th sense

[lament condor]

no way

not a SINGLE jack?

[raw whale]

ok this is gonna sound stupid but do i sell trib

to have a bigger guarantee of it hitting like a brainstorm

[drowsy rain]

The first mistake was trying to find an ace high straight

[willow frost]

savescum it

[raw whale]

yes, it hits a trib. That's why i'm asking

[willow frost]

oh shi

[keen pilot]

Another easy run, early trousers for the win

[willow frost]

well what happens when you savescum after selling a trib lol

[raw whale]

brainstorm

[willow frost]

well theres no difference

[drowsy rain]

yurp trousers are indeed goated

[willow frost]

are you winning by a lot

[raw whale]

yes

[willow frost]

oh then sure sell a trib

[raw whale]

use ecto to buy a juggler, profit is exponential. More life advice at my personal blog - [link blocked]

[weak relic]

Failed obelisk run. Ig I have skill issues now

Literally went x4.6 but I ran out of discards and forced to play my most played poker hand

[lament condor]

ante 7 wall beaten

[keen pilot]

that's a lotta blue

[robust lance]

You obviously get the 4 so you have no faces

[weak relic]

Abandoned deck my favorite

4oak heaven imo

[raw whale]

baron pivot still technically doable

[lament condor]

last stake completed before blue

now i can't have fun anymore

and i have to actually play the game

[raw whale]

lowk blue and like at least purple should be swapped

[lament condor]

sadly we can't use the red card for the speculative dagger value

and we have to pass on it

[zenith raven]

Yess!!!! Diet Cola gold sticker locked down. 25 to go. So close

[robust lance]

There should be more colas for the other tags (the ones that don’t generate money)

[lament condor]

you know what time it is

SPECULATIVE OOOOOOOOPS

[robust lance]

Imagine a crystal cola that gives a… idk…

A discount?

[keen radish]

Why isn’t this gaining me 4 mult per hand then, if it’s duplicating the right joker

[robust lance]

Cause the cola tastes awful and you got a discount on it

[lament condor]

Punished? i hardly know him!

[keen radish]

It should be duplicating its affects no?

[robust lance]

It copies the current effect not the scaling effect

[raw whale]

OF ALL THINGS

[keen radish]

Ohhhhhhhhhh

So it will copy the mult it gives not the mult it gains

Got it

[molten cliff]

POV you get pareidolia and smiley face

[raw whale]

paraedolia buisness/parking is the real deal

especially paraedolia parking

[molten cliff]

thanks for the tip

[raw whale]

ok this is the only acceptable c9 edition

[zenith raven]

Wdym? Not fully understanding what you want them to do lol?

[robust lance]

Like a cherry cola that gives a rare joker tag and a lemon lime cola that gives an uncommon joker tag

A cola for every tag except money related ones

[raw whale]

FINALLY

[robust lance]

Cloud 9 carry

[pastel cedar]

Should I take this brainstorm for something?

[raw whale]

cloud 9 carry indeed becuse it saves me from leaf

[tranquil steppe]

Please Lord Canio, grant me my wish of C++. Please summon stone joker for me

[robust lance]

Dude stop being silly your ass is not getting stone

[tranquil steppe]

But I need him

[robust lance]

I got him on painted deck gold and stickered him but I’m the exception

[tranquil steppe]

I have 1 stone card. Please Mr stone

First reroll, nope

[robust lance]

He’s more likely to appear with more stones

[tranquil steppe]

2nd nope

3rd nope

4th and 5th nope

[raw whale]

WHATTT

[tranquil steppe]

6,7,8 nope

[raw whale]

it's been so long since i ever got a legendary

AND NOW THERE'S TWO?!

chicot

[tranquil steppe]

13 has poly chaos the clown but no stone

17 has poly holo baron but no stone

[zenith raven]

Ah I see what you’re saying. I like it

[tranquil steppe]

Boo no stone womp womp

[zinc zephyr]

ROUND ONE YAOIII

[lament condor]

i love vampire

[tranquil steppe]

707 mil but no stone. Bigly sadge

[cosmic sun]

Augh flashbang

[raw whale]

MY GOD

truly a run of al time

[lament condor]

why are you showing uranus on my screen

there are kids in here

[raw whale]

sure why not

baron-trib run

[fringe crest]

mr howie are you an alt acc

youve been active

[fringe crest]

easiest splash carry ever

[lament condor]

no

[fringe crest]

show your stat page

[lament condor]

my account is staff-ish in a different server

[fringe crest]

give me uno minuto

[lament condor]

speculative oops

[fringe crest]

i did the challenges because i wanted to do jokerless

[raw whale]

GUYS

[lament condor]

haha i have a bigger winstreak record

[raw whale]

this might be a generational pivot

[fringe crest]

SPLASHHHH

[lament condor]

SQUARE JOKER AND HALFSIES SYNERGY

[fringe crest]

i do runs back to back if i get a start i dont like i will reset i do not pay attention to it

[raw whale]

EXACTLY

[fringe crest]

yes

good thinking

now get the square half

best synergy

trust

free insta win naneinf

[lament condor]

i took the speculative oops as a joke and forgot that it actually synergizes with my buisness card

[fringe crest]

jackpot

[raw whale]

MODS GET HIM

[fringe crest]

its not sexual therfore allowed

[fringe crest]

read the rules pal

[raw whale]

DISINTEGRATE HIM INTO QUARKS

GRIND HIM TO DUST

[fringe crest]

please no

[balmy gulch]

Guys I'm running out of cards wheres my DNA pls

[fringe crest]

wym youre running out

[lament condor]

under there

[fringe crest]

glass?

[balmy gulch]

I have 6 cards left

[fringe crest]

underWHERE

[balmy gulch]

My deck has slowly been glassed to death and I can't hold out much longer

[fringe crest]

why dont you guys play with the screen curve thingy

it looks so good

[balmy gulch]

Ante 16 and I finally got a dejavu

[fringe crest]

lucky

[lament condor]

yeah guys this looks amazing

my eyes hurt

[fringe crest]

cavendish setuo

[lament condor]

and my macbook is lagging

[fringe crest]

i had a run with 2 bp and 4 cavendish

showman was working overtime

[balmy gulch]

I don't even have enough cards to trigger dusk now

[fringe crest]

buy card packs

omg

[keen pilot]

gg, who even needs xmult?

[lament condor]

i should get an achivement for this

[turbid nova]

mad world challenge
looks inside
photochad

[unreal vine]

10/10 ragebait, now give me my retcon

[turbid nova]

The order did nothing, I got the flames after the first card finished scoring

[turbid nova]

I'd like to thank director's cut for saving me against the mark

[unreal vine]

I'll liked to see that guy too

[cunning garden]

Hmm is it possible to beat this without selling this guy

Oops forgot to send the requirement

[unreal vine]

How much is the blind

[raw whale]

hear me out

[raw whale]

double tag into arcana to grind soul

[unreal vine]

Fuh naw

🥀

[cunning garden]

Aite time to sell this mf

[turbid nova]

so you have swash, fortune teller (?) and hologram for score

can't really see the rest

[unreal vine]

I miss retcon

[cunning garden]

Yeah

[unreal vine]

Sorry director's cut

[unreal vine]

Smiley and swagsbuckler

[turbid nova]

Do you really need pareidolia that bad

it just buffs smiley?

[cunning garden]

Yeah just that but also it's foil so lol

But tbh it ain't that big of a difference

[unreal vine]

Bro lvl 16 flush five

I don't think 50 chips changes anything

[turbid nova]

I would just sell it

[cunning garden]

True

Lol look at this hand

[unreal vine]

Rainbow egg

Fck the plant

Ruined my triple baron mime run

Only got e30

With gold cards

[vestal copper]

i got abandoned bus again

[cunning garden]

My hologram is also super OP got 6x on it

It gains each round due to my negative certificate

[unreal vine]

67 cards on deck xD

[cunning garden]

Yeah ik that ain't optimal lol

[raw whale]

man

[cunning garden]

Throwback my beloved

[unreal vine]

My guuuuy

[knotty zodiac]

skip skip skip

[unreal vine]

LocalThunk buff my guy to 0.5x

[raw whale]

showman just fucking went to get some milk apparently

there were zero showmen throughout the entire run

[cunning garden]

Holy luck lol

[unreal vine]

Wth am I seen on the screen

*I never played multiplayer

[raw whale]

that's not multiplayer

[cunning garden]

Multiplayer?

How tf does multiplayer work

[unreal vine]

Sorry texture packs

[raw whale]

i'm sure texture packs will accept your apology

[unreal vine]

Sorry I apologise texture packs

I play in android

[unreal vine]

Dice sinergy

Winnable

[north zinc]

I’m probably cooked but is there anyway to recover a run on iOS? I naneinf’d and forgot about the bug that crashes when you play a hand, I know it’s possible on pc

[cunning garden]

Got the plant too lol

[stark karma]

Steel joker 🤤🤤🤤

[knotty zodiac]

hang the barons. then you wont have jokers that arent doing anything

[unreal vine]

Nice one

[raw whale]

this might still be winnable

[vernal breach]

What do I do

[raw whale]

use temperance obviously

[cunning garden]

Aw

[north zinc]

Had a nat negative baron too 😢

[knotty zodiac]

gratz on the high score

[cunning garden]

Thanks I never expected to get this high

Anaglyph deck is the most fun deck for me due to the double tag shenanigans

[raw whale]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

we live

[night bridge]

Isnt this naneinf?

[knotty zodiac]

he came back from the milk store

[night bridge]

Or too many golds

[north zinc]

I had already naneinfd before in this run, but I quit out and now I can’t continue 😢

[night bridge]

oh

[raw whale]

so in theory if you get a nat negative juggler you can ecto three times