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humble dune
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Long bacon person

hybrid tendon
humble dune
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Long bacon people

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Oh my

calm moth
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Wtf does blank do???

hybrid tendon
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I love the long bacon store

serene forge
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amphy can you explain to me how you intend to build a straight and a 4oak at once

humble dune
fringe nebula
serene forge
glossy mortar
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Is there a way to turn one planet into another? If I went for only 1 I’de have that one at such a high level that switching would be instant death? I’m not sure I understand.

primal sable
subtle drum
primal sable
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in vanilla

manic zealot
serene forge
humble dune
primal sable
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wow i need to get that

serene forge
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it sounds better than it is

humble dune
cyan briar
serene forge
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you need to buy blank first in a run which involves wasting money on nothing immediately and youre not guaranteed to even see antimatter later

primal sable
humble dune
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Welcomeeee

serene forge
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1 extra slot is good but not game breaking or anything

primal sable
cloud sinew
serene forge
cloud sinew
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that is all

hybrid tendon
primal sable
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how are you c++^2 did you do it twice

cloud sinew
fringe nebula
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yes

cloud sinew
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and I am doing it a third time

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with only black deck

manic zealot
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that sounds so not fun to me

glossy mortar
primal sable
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is there any ruke against me lying in my username

cloud sinew
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I'm autistic

primal sable
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rule

humble dune
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Im the very non sexually oriented lost kin

cloud sinew
manic zealot
subtle drum
hybrid tendon
serene forge
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im still confuzzled

hybrid tendon
cloud sinew
serene forge
cloud sinew
subtle drum
hybrid tendon
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no I'm not

humble dune
serene forge
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i know yutjiko best if she says shes not shes not

hybrid tendon
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I'm not autistic guys 😭

serene forge
cloud sinew
faint linden
hybrid tendon
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THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME AUTISTIC

cloud sinew
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either you have ADHD or you're autistic

hybrid tendon
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I do have adhd

manic zealot
primal sable
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what the heck just happened a portal just popped up on my screen

glossy mortar
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I mean I just did a run where I got ouija and that didn’t really do a whole lot, if starting the game with 11 of one card is enough, I’m not sure how you could deck fix fast enough for that while also doing straights which require 5 different cards. Again, I’m not allowed to disagree so I’ll try it.

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Straights already are the most inconsistent base hand to pull.

cloud sinew
subtle drum
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chat everyone is autistic that's how autism works

lament condor
atomic trout
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Missing my Bull

subtle drum
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or no one is autistic depends how u look at it

manic zealot
night turret
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Man fuck this game

night turret
cloud sinew
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some people are autistic

lament condor
serene forge
cloud sinew
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i will not stand for this autism erasure

hybrid tendon
night turret
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Why did it post twice

manic zealot
tidal pawn
humble dune
subtle drum
serene forge
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i dont doubt im autistic though

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like it would absolutely make sense to me

primal sable
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is there like an austism test how do you find out

night turret
lament condor
humble dune
atomic trout
manic zealot
cloud sinew
lament condor
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good luck

humble dune
atomic trout
serene forge
humble dune
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If you can pick up a thingy

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Uhhh what's his name

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Hologram

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Thats be greyt

atomic trout
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Not enough

manic zealot
subtle drum
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arrowhead rn for me too

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unfortunately

primal sable
lament condor
subtle drum
cloud sinew
primal sable
subtle drum
humble dune
hybrid tendon
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erm actually

primal sable
hybrid tendon
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^0 = 1

subtle drum
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c++^0?

primal sable
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yea so im not c++ im just 1

subtle drum
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1 what

hybrid tendon
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= 1

humble dune
cloud sinew
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ya they have 1 gold sticker

humble dune
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They are 1

serene forge
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when are we gonna get hatsune miku cards

humble dune
hybrid tendon
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never 😔

humble dune
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I feel

barren wigeon
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in balacord

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straight thunkin it

subtle drum
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you know what i find strange

cloud sinew
barren wigeon
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and by it

primal sable
barren wigeon
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i mean my jimbo

serene forge
glossy mortar
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Straights alone can make it to ante 3 however die because of lack of setup.

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On average it takes 3.5 hands/discards to get a stright in your hand.

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I was keeping track.

subtle drum
humble dune
# cloud sinew nah

You'd need a run with high levels on a certain hand and probably some modifications on the cards and then just 1 joker right

glossy mortar
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And that is in fact using misprint strat btw!

subtle drum
glossy mortar
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Since I know last time I was called bad for not using it. I made sure to use it as it gives a huge but not infinite advantage.

cloud sinew
subtle drum
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never mind i just checked she's got 3m monthly listeners on spotify

humble dune
subtle drum
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last time i checked it was like 100k

faint linden
atomic trout
humble dune
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Just keep em all and score most of the required chips then sell em

cloud sinew
subtle drum
cloud sinew
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but im autistic

cloud sinew
hybrid tendon
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HER NAME IS NERU

humble dune
cloud sinew
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SHE'S YELLOW

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THAT'S ALL SHE'LL EVER BE

hybrid tendon
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LILO WHY DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT

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NERU

subtle drum
cloud sinew
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i do know it's just funny

humble dune
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Neru is cool

hybrid tendon
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LIKE THE PRODUCER

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GRRRRRRR

humble dune
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Do we all just like vocaloid

cloud sinew
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also miku beam sounds like it says the r slur which me and my partner say all the time when it comes on
(AND WE'RE ALLOWED TO)

subtle drum
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i don't listen to it

hybrid tendon
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I like vocaloid

subtle drum
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i just know the characters cos they're kinda well known

hybrid tendon
faint linden
serene forge
cloud sinew
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wait no im thinking of

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MCLO

humble dune
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Is that the super mega ultra blunder reaction

subtle drum
cloud sinew
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silly little ringtone

cloud sinew
hybrid tendon
serene forge
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i heard vocaloid is a thing for autistic people

humble dune
serene forge
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that would explain how ive gotten into vocaloid a lot recently

glossy mortar
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Yeah straights usually can’t keep up. I did two more runs with them and one died at ante 1 boss and the other to ante 2 small.

subtle drum
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but ok

primal sable
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how do you guys have like the super reaction emoji that like explode and do cool stuff

cloud sinew
humble dune
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WHITE STAKE REACTION IS KILLING ME

cloud sinew
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so yes i can say it

subtle drum
hybrid tendon
cloud sinew
faint linden
lament condor
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eternal riff raff gambit?

glossy mortar
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Is there some secret method even better than misprint strat that lets you get straights more often?

hybrid tendon
cloud sinew
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listen to it rn

hybrid tendon
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when does it ever sound like the r slur 😭

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I am

cloud sinew
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"with my silly little ringtone"

humble dune
lament condor
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on lilo's soul im getting a negative from riff raff

hybrid tendon
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okay

hybrid tendon
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yeah I get it 😭

cloud sinew
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:3

hybrid tendon
cloud sinew
humble dune
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Dw guys horses have the ability to make jokers negative

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It was in the new balance patch

glossy mortar
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?

serene forge
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I hate Bloodstone

hybrid tendon
glossy mortar
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I’m probably gonna just go back to flush if there are no ideas for improving straights.

slow iris
humble dune
serene forge
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I hate Throwback

humble dune
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Wrong emssage

cyan briar
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guys whats the top 3 worst boss blinds that yall would delete from the game if it was possible

faint linden
glossy mortar
cloud sinew
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pair is meta

serene forge
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its jokerless

humble dune
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Pair is super meta huh

hybrid tendon
lament condor
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eternal riff raff might be meta

serene forge
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but dont use flush either

cloud sinew
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yeah go straights

glossy mortar
glossy mortar
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I can try high card though. I haven’t tried it yet and I’m not allowed to disagree here so i will try it.

humble dune
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Im still at this point in the run

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Do i just quit

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Exodia is not going to survive

cloud sinew
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apple

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🍎

hybrid tendon
subtle drum
primal sable
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woah you have all the colorful joker cards

subtle drum
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doesn't matter to me who said it

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still rude

humble dune
cloud sinew
# subtle drum still rude

i'm a part of the group it applies to, i have had it used against me, and i am not using it in a derogatory way

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i see no harm in using it

glossy mortar
faint linden
subtle drum
subtle drum
cloud sinew
faint linden
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i.e., "flame-retardant materials"

midnight tartan
subtle drum
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but it depends

glossy mortar
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Okay so high card dosen’t work because you can’t scale it fast enough for it to be better than straights, house, or flush.

cyan briar
glossy mortar
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Any other ideas?

hybrid tendon
cloud sinew
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listen to the song and get back to me

hybrid tendon
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the way it's tuned make it sound like that kinda

faint linden
primal sable
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miku miku beammmmm

midnight tartan
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i have, i’ve never perceived it as that word

tall sky
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woah, some lads have suits

glossy mortar
serene forge
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are the best

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that is that

cloud sinew
serene forge
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jokerless is basically solved because there's very little variance due to... no jokers

faint linden
cloud sinew
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its like if someone told you the sky was green and u went "No. i saw it before and it wasnt" when its right above you to look at and disagree with dawg

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just listen for 2 seconds and disagree with me then

tall sky
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i have chosen

manic zealot
glossy mortar
# serene forge straight or 4oak

What are the requirements needed in the seed to make straights survive past round 4/5 as they usually die there due to the low creation rate.

manic zealot
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but I'm trying it gold stake so idk what stake you did

tall sky
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straights are a very strong hand in terms of scaling

glossy mortar
tall sky
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polychrome is just one choice

serene forge
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its literally just saturns

cloud sinew
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steels and glass will be your main source of xmult

tall sky
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and blue seals can be found in packs as long as you look hard enough

serene forge
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saturn is incredibly strong

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blue seal is great obviously

glossy mortar
tall sky
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photochad is also one option

serene forge
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glass

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steel

serene forge
manic zealot
tall sky
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oh, for jokerless?

glossy mortar
tall sky
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yeah, definitely steels or glass

cloud sinew
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glass and steel are the easiest

subtle drum
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i love glass card

tall sky
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most hands can beat jokerless with the right rng

lament condor
serene forge
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and opening packs

tall sky
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i beat my jokerless run with high card

cloud sinew
tall sky
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it's unlikely you can make it but it's possible

serene forge
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yea thats what im confused about

manic zealot
serene forge
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i beat jokerless first try with flush hourse but it was very close

cloud sinew
tall sky
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flush horse

lament condor
glossy mortar
# cloud sinew glass, steel, observatory

Oh yeah forgot about those xD yeah I always go for steel obviously, glass I do when Know death is coming, observatory though is interesting. Never thought of that. I can definitely reset for that too.

cloud sinew
lament condor
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black deck gold stake

cloud sinew
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o7

tall sky
manic zealot
tall sky
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buying vouchers early into the run is a gamble

subtle drum
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i spent the whole day yesterday failing at an "easy" seed on white stake

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someone explicitly gave it to me cos it was broken lmao

subtle drum
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i'm that hopeless at this game

glossy mortar
lament condor
tall sky
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also fyi, if you have a planet card put in your consumable slots for observatory, you can't find it in the shop

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really the hardest part of jokerless is managing money tbh

manic zealot
lament condor
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it also makes the photo not rental too so maybe more insentive to take it

subtle drum
tall sky
subtle drum
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of course

glossy mortar
manic zealot
lament condor
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i think the hardest part of the seed is the spades genuinely ghosting on some blinds

tall sky
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telescope is a choice, but tbh a lot of the run is done through brute force

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and seeing what the run gives you

manic zealot
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losing that arrowhead is brutal

lament condor
manic zealot
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fs

tall sky
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typically, the runs with the best chances of surviving jokerless

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all come from getting lucky with standard packs

subtle drum
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bruh istg dna only shows up when i have no use for it

tall sky
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being able to get cards with editions, cards with seals

glossy mortar
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Okay so just to double check here before I go try this. Here is the strat.

Start the game with a 1 hand win.
Check if you have telescope.
Check if you have spectral pack.
Check if spectral pack is blue seal.
Move onto shop 2 with at most 2 hands.
Check if you have spectral.
Check if blue seal.
If no blue seal, reset.
Move onto ante 2.
Check if observatory.
If no observatory reset.

lament condor
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@cloud sinew how is it going so far

tall sky
night bridge
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What should i do here? Showman out? Im still missing dna

serene forge
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I hate Bloodstone

lament condor
cloud sinew
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damn

tall sky
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the chances of running into a seed like that is astronomically low

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and you wanna keep hitting R for it?

south oasis
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new high score ig (idol)

cloud sinew
glossy mortar
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Is there something I’m missing that is better?

cloud sinew
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which is to reroll for small or big blind investment

tall sky
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winning runs aren't built on spreadsheet formulas

cloud sinew
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and that's it

serene forge
tall sky
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there are things that help, not win the run

serene forge
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you absolutely do not need to optimize this

cloud sinew
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this is a difficult seed

serene forge
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you shouldn't optimize this

cloud sinew
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i definitely made mistakes but damn

serene forge
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because it's, yknow, a roguelike

glossy mortar
lament condor
glossy mortar
cloud sinew
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nah id rather just one and done it

serene forge
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it should be easier to find scaling

cloud sinew
lament condor
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ok then thanks for trying

cloud sinew
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and then go from there

serene forge
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when there are no jokers and you want saturns

cloud sinew
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dont worry about blue seals for the early game until your interest is set, aka after ante 1 with investment

manic zealot
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@lament condor yeah man that seed is brutal

glossy mortar
south oasis
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investment tag is probably the best tag early

cloud sinew
south oasis
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if ur looking for quick starts i guess

south oasis
cloud sinew
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but for challenges its just one and done

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winning once is the goal

tepid skiff
south oasis
terse vale
glossy mortar
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Okay so revised then.

Start the game with an investment tag.
Beat round 2 with at most 2 hands.
Check if you have telescope.
Check if you have spectral pack.
Check if spectral pack is blue seal.
If no blue seal, reset.
Move onto ante 2 with max money.
Check if observatory.
If no observatory reset.

terse vale
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unless its an emergency or whatever

subtle drum
tall sky
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is observatory even a good choice that early into a jokerless run

glossy mortar
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Actually wait.

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That is wrong.

terse vale
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wait I don’t think you should be resetting

cloud sinew
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not saying as to why you should listen to me, but rather why you should consider listening to me;
ive done challenge gauntlet, all 20 challenges in a row without losing, and jokerless was the 2nd one i put in the line-up so ive beaten it like 15 times i think

subtle drum
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observatory so overrated ngl

glossy mortar
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You can’t buy telescope ante 1 then.

south oasis
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ngl for my jokerless run i found a red seal glass jack in a standard pack 😂

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and it just never broke

terse vale
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what oh its for jokerless

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right

tall sky
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for my jokerless high card run it was a foil 10 of spades with a purple seal

hollow birch
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If you use the indigo deck from mp mod -- if you have 5 jokers and open a buffoon pack, is it gonna make you sell 2 and take 2?

cloud sinew
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its def underrated

glossy mortar
tall sky
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i could either score with it or discard to get tools for deckfixing

terse vale
tall sky
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it's not necessary for runs but it exists

lament condor
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getting +mult without xmult and dying feels bad but getting xmult but no +mult feels worse

terse vale
glossy mortar
south oasis
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wuts the misprint strat? am i living under a rock or something

terse vale
serene forge
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I hate Photograph

tall sky
cloud sinew
glossy mortar
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Observatory seems to not be required early game based on what you said.

tall sky
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i've had observatory save a groker run

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from the vessel

lament condor
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this is a very interesting start (ignore jolly i needed early game scoring)

glossy mortar
south oasis
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ive almost never used observatory effectively

serene forge
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you shouldn't be so eager to reset runs

terse vale
serene forge
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how do you know you won't be able to turn a run around

glossy mortar
manic zealot
cloud sinew
serene forge
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if you don't play them out

cloud sinew
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dont open the packs in a1 unless its like a mega spectral or something

glossy mortar
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Okay so ante 2 shop 1 needs it then?

serene forge
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I think you just need practice playing the game

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legitimately

subtle drum
south oasis
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why cant we just play the game

cloud sinew
glossy mortar
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Okay let me revise

terse vale
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can someone tell amphy to look in standard packs too please

cloud sinew
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also standard cards are much more likely to have high value cards, including blue seals

serene forge
south oasis
tall sky
serene forge
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also purple seals are great

glossy mortar
subtle drum
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yeah but eternal??

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ewww

serene forge
south oasis
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ye eternal jolly is kinda funny

subtle drum
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ofc it matters

lament condor
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the fist + four finger synergy

cloud sinew
manic zealot
lament condor
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no way would i think these 2 jokers would synergize in any way until i've played this seed

cloud sinew
glossy mortar
tall sky
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i think the biggest problem you have legitimately is not taking risks and playing how a roguelike is supposed to be played

subtle drum
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to a point

lament condor
manic zealot
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ya

serene forge
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oh it's black deck

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yeah who gives a fuck about trash eternals

glossy mortar
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Ante 2 requires you play 2 straights, 3 if you have level 0.

tall sky
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trying to find the optimal conditions to win a run all the time is not how you enjoy a roguelike

serene forge
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you need anything you can use to survive

glossy mortar
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So I’m confused on how you can even do that?

cloud sinew
lapis lion
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dude mail in rebate is so fucking funny on all 10 seeds

lament condor
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do i go for fist baron synergy or do i go next

waxen quartz
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straights scale very well. but there's always a chance a card you need will get bottom-decked

serene forge
subtle drum
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yeah

serene forge
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because they said they played isaac before and hated it

glossy mortar
south oasis
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anyone know if there's a way to check win percentage

cloud sinew
serene forge
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balatro stats site probably

subtle drum
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at the end of the day everyone plays the game differently

south oasis
terse vale
south oasis
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i forgot that existed

subtle drum
tall sky
# cloud sinew it is for me

obsessing over it and having to spreadsheet stuff out for just winning a run and trying to follow it TOAT is definitely a problem though

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guess that's just how it is for some people

lament condor
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J5Z3517P SOMEONE beat this seed PLEASE

cloud sinew
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the way that Amphy is playing is pushing them towards the best run possible rather than working with what theyre given each seed

cloud sinew
lapis lion
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"IM LOW ON CASH!! I'm COOKED!!" The humble mail in rebate with the bluestorm

manic zealot
subtle drum
terse vale
lament condor
terse vale
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golly I haven’t practiced that much

waxen quartz
lapis lion
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amen to the econ

subtle drum
terse vale
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I’m not experienced with black

subtle drum
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that shit is a prison

lapis lion
manic zealot
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black deck is just the opposite of fun for me

subtle drum
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yup

lament condor
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anyways is this worth the pickup?

waxen quartz
manic zealot
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and I'm still learning how to winstreak so I'm by no means a fantastic player

subtle drum
manic zealot
subtle drum
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i am #1 baron hater after all

terse vale
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perishable arrowhead cool

serene forge
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baron sux

lament condor
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lets just leave it at that

subtle drum
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TWIN

cloud sinew
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baron sucks so much

subtle drum
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yay

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omg

lament condor
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baron does need a lot of deck fixing so i can see the reason to pass it

south oasis
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skull i think this is low

manic zealot
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yeah I've been converted to the baron hate train ever since my c++ journey

glossy mortar
#

Okay so i revised it again. This time with less resetting and much more lax rules.

Here we go again.

  1. Start game with Investment Tag.
  2. Beat Round 2 at all costs.
  3. Skip shop unless:
    1. Mega Spectral
  4. Beat Ante 1 at all costs.
  5. Check shop for:
    1. Saturn
    2. Spectral Packs w/ Blue Seals
    3. Telescope
  6. If none of above in shop reset.
serene forge
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fuck apple arcade for being a piece of shit and making the game files impossible to use

subtle drum
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i'm so used to people just disagreeing with my ass balatro opinions that i was surprised to hear that

terse vale
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holy shit I did not deserve to get past

subtle drum
waxen quartz
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telescope not worth the ante 1 pickup...really hard to afford anyway

subtle drum
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20% winrate is crazy high wtf u mean

manic zealot
south oasis
subtle drum
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yes

glossy mortar
south oasis
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wowie

lament condor
glossy mortar
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Or possibly in ante 2.

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It’s not required in this latest breakdown.

terse vale
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oh yea ok

subtle drum
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this game is evil

glossy mortar
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Only at least 1 is required.

terse vale
glossy mortar
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Since without any of those 3, you will die to ante 2 small.

tall sky
lament condor
tall sky
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just saying

glossy mortar
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Wait that is wrong.

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I need to revise.

lament condor
south oasis
tall sky
subtle drum
fringe crest
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mmmm chip

lament condor
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actually more like 96ish% because of the time traveling

tall sky
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chips in dutch is fish

glossy mortar
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Okay here is the possible final version.

  1. Start game with Investment Tag.
  2. Beat Round 2 at all costs.
  3. Skip shop unless:
    1. Mega Spectral
  4. Beat Ante 1 at all costs.
  5. Check shop for:
    1. Saturn
    2. Spectral Packs w/ Blue Seals
    3. Useful Vouchers
  6. If none of above in shop reset.
tall sky
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50 fishes

glossy mortar
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Useful vouchers is much more reasonable as technically getting any hand/discard increase will help too.

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Telescope isn’t required since you can’t afford any of it anyways.

terse vale
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I kinda have to take chad

subtle drum
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that's crazy

fringe crest
tall sky
waxen quartz
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you prob want a joker that wins boss blind

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over a lot of that list

south oasis
tall sky
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(the real translation of fish in dutch is "Vis")

glossy mortar
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Alright. Well I’m gonna give it a try and get reset grinding. Ping me if y’all have anything to add.

lament condor
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honestly i've gotten so bored with black deck that im just skipping ante 1 for random bs

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and hoping it works

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because im tired of it

manic zealot
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I can understand that

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it just adds much more random factor to the run but also won't really help

lament condor
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I HATE BALATRO

subtle drum
bright bridge
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just pulled like 3 brainstorms in one shop

subtle drum
tall sky
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this is what the fish is in dutch

subtle drum
lament condor
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IM DONE BLAMING MYSELF

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THATS ALL RNG

bright bridge
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showman is the greatest joker in history

subtle drum
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dw i've been there done that

tall sky
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unfortunately i cannot read dutch so i will let someone else handle it

subtle drum
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not on gold stake but i recently beat black deck orange stake

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took me weeks

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that shi is next to impossible

manic zealot
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dude same!

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literal weeks

tall sky
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but in the meantime, i will laugh at dutch translations

subtle drum
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i'm glad i'm not alone cos when i said that before i got people saying it was easy or some shit

subtle drum
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such a funni language

tall sky
lament condor
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has doc ever gave up on a seed

glossy mortar
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Bruh i swear resetting for tags didn’t take this long back when I did it normally xD

tall sky
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before i realized what purple stake was

tall sky
subtle drum
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damn nice

lament condor
# manic zealot dude same!

i got my blue purple and orange stake wins in the same week but gold stake has already taken me a couple of days

subtle drum
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a couple days

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gold stake will take like months per deck lol

lament condor
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PLEASE GIVE ME THIS WIN

subtle drum
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if u play for hours every day like me

lament condor
subtle drum
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yeah

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as i said

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this game is evil

tall sky
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i reassure you sometimes it's just the seed

atomic trout
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This was Gross. I felt dirty getting that record. Plasma Deck is really the easiest to Nani. Everyone knew that.

tall sky
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sometimes you get bailed out by three legendaries

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sometimes you get flower pot

subtle drum
terse vale
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ya there arent really any chip jokers on the seed

lament condor
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if im really lucky i can beat a gold stake in a day

terse vale
tall sky
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sometimes the run just isnt optimized enough to survive to that point

subtle drum
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90-10 imo lol

lament condor
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but there is no such thing as an "Impossible seed"

terse vale
lament condor
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every seed is winnable somehow

subtle drum
terse vale
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well there are no impossible seeds

tall sky
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"I'm sorry, sir. I lost because didn't get mail in rebate"

terse vale
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for now ig ?

manic zealot
lament condor
terse vale
manic zealot
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I personally think it's bs that no seed is impossible, especially if you're talking about beating it blind

glossy mortar
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Holy shit we may have it!

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PRAY FOR A BLUE SEAL

lament condor
manic zealot
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you got to work with what you're given and sometimes you're given nothing but bullshit

subtle drum
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i hope it's not a blue seal

tall sky
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poo seal

terse vale
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you can always just put the seed on white stake plasma

tall sky
lament condor
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but then of course you can get a seed with only showman basic joker and flower pot with only straight flushes 4oak and high card in the planet packs

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and only suit changers and lovers in the arcana packs

glossy mortar
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Okay no seal. But it’s not a reset since we did get a useful voucer.

terse vale
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honestly I might have lost the seed because of a chad fumble

glossy mortar
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However unless next shop has something. I’m pretty sure I’m dead/

terse vale
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I might try again

tall sky
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if it loses its whatever

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stretch the run to its limits

lament condor
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AHHHH THIS MIGHT BE THE RUN

tall sky
mortal dock
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Did you win? @lament condor

tall sky
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are ya winnin son

subtle drum
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they're ante 2 wdym

lament condor
glossy mortar
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Okay holy shit this could be it!

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Ante 2 shop 2 had 2 saturns and a blue seal.

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It all comes down to if i can make straights now.

mortal dock
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The Wraith Pull of The Century

manic zealot
lament condor
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i hate this game

manic zealot
subtle drum
lament condor
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certainly a start

manic zealot
lament condor
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superposition too?

manic zealot
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I'd save money

subtle drum
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L

manic zealot
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on any other deck it would be maybe a safe pick but black is brutal

lament condor
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but what if it gives me fool

subtle drum
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buff runner

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to 20

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instead of 15 per

subtle drum
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even if ur doing straights it's still bad

floral mural
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the moment you think of it as use straights to scale and pairs to score

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runner and spare trousers both are better with pairs as your scoring hand type

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in a backwards way

night bridge
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I need help, what do i need to naneinf?

livid temple
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literally every time i get an ante 1 ancient joker

floral mural
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you use two pairs/straights to scale them but nothing beats the consistency for scoring that pairs get

tropic mulch
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Hate to interrupt, but I found a Giga Seed

fiery pier
exotic orchid
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Viable royal flush build.

subtle drum
manic zealot
exotic orchid
subtle drum
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and $1444 is crazy

night bridge
fiery pier
tropic mulch
night bridge
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but idk how to proceed

lament condor
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I hate red card

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even if its the obvious take that can win me a run i don't take it because i hate it

exotic orchid
manic zealot
lament condor
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||click this message like a good boy||

exotic orchid
humble dune
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Errrrr 121 high cards at ante 5

lament condor
humble dune
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Was tryna get my 4th copy joker

glad viper
night bridge
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is naneinf doable on ante 26? or do i have to get to 27

humble dune
subtle drum
fringe nebula
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nan ante 26 is doable

manic zealot
ionic pendant
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My game always crash when i select a deck

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Can someone try to help me ?

glad viper
humble dune
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Thats probably because localthunk has a vendetta against you specifically

heady narwhal
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open every pack, skip if bad

humble dune
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But

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You get mult

ionic pendant
subtle drum
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it's true

humble dune
subtle drum
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localthunk HATES you specifically... yes YOU reading this

ionic pendant
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And who is localthunk ?

lament condor
humble dune
terse vale
manic zealot
subtle drum
ionic pendant
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Oh ok

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I didnt knew that

subtle drum
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esta bien

ionic pendant
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But yeah

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I ask a question and you guys didnt answer

terse vale
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what was the question

ionic pendant
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My game is modded and when i select a deck the game crashed

lament condor
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something is wrong with my manacle

ionic pendant
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It was doing it 2 days ago, but from yesterday it started doing it

lament condor
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ggs

ionic pendant
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Banned for doing what

lament condor
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modding

ionic pendant
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Okay but they let you the way to mod it

manic zealot
ionic pendant
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Yeah i know

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I didnt know the Balatro community is toxic

manic zealot
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it isn't

lament condor
subtle drum
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gng what 😭

subtle drum
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i'm crine

ionic pendant
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Ok then why when ive typed a thing people say shit

terse vale
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how to help

terse vale
manic zealot
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I wish getting to build around 3oak was more viable

serene forge
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I hate Bloodstone

serene forge
lament condor
manic zealot
serene forge
ionic pendant
fervent wolf
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Golden Needle done

lament condor
faint linden
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What has the higher sell value: Rebate or Bull?

serene forge
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bull

manic zealot
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bull

faint linden
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Thanks

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Doing "On a Knife's Edge" and found an egg that I want to save for a while

ionic pendant
manic zealot
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this also happened to me and I cleared out all the mods that were in my mods folder that I do not use, plus verified integrity of the game files, and it worked again

ionic pendant
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You think i should redownload my mods ?

night bridge
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3 copies baron 1 mime? or even copies

manic zealot
glossy mortar
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@cloud sinew You are a saint sent from the heaven above. I owe you so much yet have so little to give. This massive victory is dedicated to you. Your strat worked. Coming down to the wire but it worked.

manic zealot
ionic pendant
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Ill try it

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Thanks man !

manic zealot
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sure thing

glossy mortar
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I was so locked in that run it was insane.

ionic pendant
glossy mortar
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Every move was calculated using misprint. Every action thought of and dissected. Everything was perfect.

terse vale
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honestly I feel like golden needle is harder than jokerless

manic zealot
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it was for me

faint linden
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Doing my second Challenge: "On A Knife's Edge"

glossy mortar
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The second I saw Violent Vessel I thought I was dead. I had to pivot so hard into glass. Only managing to make 1. That entire game rested on that one single red seal glass king. If I didn’t pull it, I’de have died.

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Actually okay maybe not.

lament condor
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never punished for the rare skip tag

glossy mortar
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If I didn’t pull it, I’de need 2 straights to get a win. Which was very unlikely to happen because of my starting draw being so bad.

night bridge
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How do i avoid the safe file bug?

terse vale
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can somewun tell amphy that next time if they ever wanna do jokerless again they should make glass in advance Bleh

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also congrats

glossy mortar
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With jokerless done, I have finally finished all of the challenges.

serene forge
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gg

glossy mortar
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Now all that’s left is the real challenge… all the rest of the stakes on all the rest of the decks xD

lament condor
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LOCALTHUNK WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

serene forge
narrow scroll
serene forge
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also what the hell are you doing man

manic zealot
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I owe this 3oak run to oops + hallucination for generating so many tarots for me to make 11 8s and many steel and gold cards, and also my purple seals

serene forge
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ante 4 round 6

lament condor
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don't worry about it

serene forge
lament condor
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atp im not even trying to win im just goofing around

subtle drum
serene forge
night bridge
narrow scroll
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my only source of mult was diamond cards
mann

faint linden
serene forge
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thats literally optimal use case

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of bloodstone

manic zealot
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also baseball card

subtle drum
eager summit
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whatever will i do

lament condor
#

LOCALTHUNK

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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WHAT THE HELL

serene forge
serene forge
subtle drum
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nah sis u trippin

serene forge
placid cave
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1k. worth of rerolls. and there is not a single luchador.

serene forge
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not enough money you want 2k+

placid cave
#

shoutout to obelisk for appearing in my last moment

subtle drum
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maybe it is worse than i made it sound but it's still okay at the very least

subtle drum
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W

placid cave
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guys this might be close!!

lament condor
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LOCALTHUNKKKK

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WHERE ARE MY 10S

eager summit
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what a cruel fate

serene forge
# subtle drum ?

you're telling me 2 bloodstones and 2 hacks only being able to score 100k is ok in any sense of the word

subtle drum
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unlucky 🤷‍♂️

serene forge
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bloodstone is so fucking garbage without dice

serene forge
narrow scroll
#

I FUCKING LOVE YOU BONES

serene forge
#

I don't need to be lucky if I used an actual good joker

lament condor
#

full skip perfection

subtle drum
serene forge
humble dune
#

Do i do it

narrow scroll
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haha.. this isn't a issue right guys

subtle drum
narrow scroll
lament condor
subtle drum
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also there has to be several jokers for dice to synergise with

serene forge
humble dune
narrow scroll
#

i FUCKING HATE YOU BONES

serene forge
lament condor
placid cave
serene forge
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oops is good because it's a huge value generator

subtle drum
serene forge
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and value generators being chance based is ok because you don't literally die if they miss

narrow scroll
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literally the worst thing it could have hit 😭
i've been going at purple stake all skip for like 2 hours

subtle drum
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i mean i still think it's good but that's a valid reason to not like it

deft sandal
subtle drum
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oooh my justice made an invis

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and i have good jokers

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yay

narrow scroll
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i'm so desperate that i'm savescumming wheels

deft sandal
manic zealot
#

justice tarot makes glass

manic zealot
subtle drum
#

oh

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yeah

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i still get the names of the tarots mixed up

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thankyou

manic zealot
#

nw

deft sandal
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oh i fucking hate the flint

subtle drum
narrow scroll
subtle drum
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what does savescumming even do if everything in the seed always happens the same way

wicked moat
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Just faced The Needle with Bloodstone. 5 hearts, each one repeated. In 10 cards only one of them triggered Bloodstone. Why

deft sandal
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no way i found a blueprint that isn't perishable/eternal/rental on gold stake

deft sandal
lament condor
#

the goon squad vs black deck gold stake

narrow scroll
sweet shard
solid garden
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it could never

sweet shard
#

where can i complain about how bad this games cloud is

stark karma
#

did thunk know about Ante 39

faint linden
#

Just won Knife's Edge

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+162 Mult Dagger, Fibonacci, Seeing Double

deft sandal
#

please Chicot

sweet shard
#

I just don't even know why i bother playing this game

deft sandal
narrow scroll
#

i hate when both my skips are boss tag skips

faint linden
#

Sold Blue because Verdant Leaf

deft sandal
sweet shard
#

If every time I open it it's a coinflip to wether it'll save or completely reset

wicked moat
obsidian patrol
narrow scroll
lament condor
#

goon squad has been fully assembled

obsidian patrol
sweet shard
#

C++ and C+

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On two seperate profiles

obsidian patrol
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Ante 1 is the most important ante

sweet shard
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And I open it up once on my computer

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which not only doesn't download the cloud

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but saves the old cloud to the new one

narrow scroll
sweet shard
#

uninstall the app and now everything's gone

narrow scroll
#

now this is what i'm talking about
i lost the other one but it's okay

narrow scroll
wicked moat
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I restart till I get polychrome, investment, coupon or rare

lament condor
#

GOON SQUAD WILL PREVAIL OVER THE GOLD STAKE BLACK DECK

narrow scroll
#

HELLO HI

subtle drum
deft sandal
subtle drum
#

throwback is S tier joker

patent sail
#

🏇

subtle drum
#

hii ashy

lament condor
#

guys do we pivot to madness?

subtle drum
#

AYO NOT THE JAR

patent sail
#

hai 🐎🎉

narrow scroll
subtle drum
#

wdym

lament condor
#

i think ashy is smarter then all of you so im going with ashy's idea

patent sail
#

throw back throws you back to ante 1 if you try using it

ebon condor
#

throw that ass back

subtle drum
patent sail
narrow scroll
#

I'M THROWING IT BACK SO HARD

lament condor
#

im so powerful that 4 high cards win (im going for pairs and i have a blueprint burglar)

ebon condor
narrow scroll
ebon condor
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it was VOLTAIRE who died for our sins

lament condor
deft sandal
cyan briar
patent sail
subtle drum
#

🙏

narrow scroll
#

am i born in heaven or did i birth heaven

patent sail
#

sir huesos!

subtle drum
faint linden
deft sandal
#

throwback scales even worse than red card

lament condor
patent sail
narrow scroll
serene forge
patent sail
cyan briar
subtle drum