#🕹・game-discussion
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hai
Wtf does blank do???
I love the long bacon store
amphy can you explain to me how you intend to build a straight and a 4oak at once
Get it 10 times to unlock antimatter voucher which gives +1 joker slot
you have a chance to get antimatter
i love you 💜
Is there a way to turn one planet into another? If I went for only 1 I’de have that one at such a high level that switching would be instant death? I’m not sure I understand.
nothing : (
is that real
nothing
in vanilla
yes this is real
it does exactlty what it says on the tin
Uhhh yes
wow i need to get that
it sounds better than it is
Omg did you just join the server
does nothing but you can unlock antimatter with it
you need to buy blank first in a run which involves wasting money on nothing immediately and youre not guaranteed to even see antimatter later
uh 20 minutes ago yea
Welcomeeee
1 extra slot is good but not game breaking or anything
thanks
your curse is lifted
what
that is all
you're way too early for going both at once, you go for one at the start and then deckfix to make one of them easier and build those lvls
how are you c++^2 did you do it twice
I did
yes
that sounds so not fun to me
Okay so when do you switch and start buying mars?
is there any ruke against me lying in my username
I'm autistic
rule
Im the very non sexually oriented lost kin
no, but you'll be shamed
I mean same
aren't we all
when you can consistently draw 4oaks
im still confuzzled
I'm not
I must have more points put into endurance then
im not diagnosed but i probably (definitely) am
the horse doubts you
yes u are
Yes I do
i know yutjiko best if she says shes not shes not
I'm not autistic guys 😭

you are dating an autistic person
Same
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME AUTISTIC
either you have ADHD or you're autistic
I do have adhd
what the heck just happened a portal just popped up on my screen
I mean I just did a run where I got ouija and that didn’t really do a whole lot, if starting the game with 11 of one card is enough, I’m not sure how you could deck fix fast enough for that while also doing straights which require 5 different cards. Again, I’m not allowed to disagree so I’ll try it.
Straights already are the most inconsistent base hand to pull.
thank you horsek
chat everyone is autistic that's how autism works
can you help me out
Missing my Bull
or no one is autistic depends how u look at it
ya
Man fuck this game
no
some people are autistic
im half sure this seed is impossible J5Z3517P
i dont think autism is contagious
i will not stand for this autism erasure
nur ur
Why did it post twice
I'll try it
Like me :D
Lean towards the certificate or the mime, but lose one of them PLEASE
doubt that tbh
is there like an austism test how do you find out
Nnnnnno
Hmmmm
people do tend to copy the personalities of the people around them but actual autism isn't contagious
PLEASEEE I BEG YOU
Blueprint printing seals
what deck do you want me to play the seed on
it isn't, but the odds of having a functioning relationship with someone with autism while being allistic / not having ADHD is basically 0
BUT ITS GONNA KILL THE DECK FIXINGG QOSJSIDBEODN
Really?
honestly that makes a lot of sense
Just dont hold onto it for too long 🥹
If you can pick up a thingy
Uhhh what's his name
Hologram
Thats be greyt
Not enough
me so far
is this modded how you got cool looking cards
you're gonna be very angry at a blind
bro is not c++
do you not know about being able to customize your cards
never said i was
nope
am i illiterate
Love the ⁰
erm actually
thanks
^0 = 1
c++^0?
yea so im not c++ im just 1
1 what
Just 1
ya they have 1 gold sticker
They are 1
when are we gonna get hatsune miku cards
That'd be so hard to do
never 😔
I feel
you know what i find strange
nah
and by it
life?
i mean my jimbo
aw......
Straights alone can make it to ante 3 however die because of lack of setup.
On average it takes 3.5 hands/discards to get a stright in your hand.
I was keeping track.
that miku is so recognisable but barely anyone actually listens to her
You'd need a run with high levels on a certain hand and probably some modifications on the cards and then just 1 joker right
And that is in fact using misprint strat btw!
relative to how well known she is as a character
Since I know last time I was called bad for not using it. I made sure to use it as it gives a huge but not infinite advantage.
or a full set of jokers then just selling all but 1 right before you win
never mind i just checked she's got 3m monthly listeners on spotify
We get the triple baka trio on the cards and im happy
last time i checked it was like 100k
If you play on PC, there's a mod called "Vocalatro" that makes her the K
yeah i was gonna say
It's not modded Haha
Ohhhh fair
Just keep em all and score most of the required chips then sell em
i know like 5 people who listen to them on the regular
as in miku teto and uhh i forgot the other one?
but im autistic
the yellow fuck
Yes, miku teto and uhh you forgot the other one
same tbh
i do know it's just funny
Neru is cool
Do we all just like vocaloid
also miku beam sounds like it says the r slur which me and my partner say all the time when it comes on
(AND WE'RE ALLOWED TO)
i don't listen to it
I like vocaloid
i just know the characters cos they're kinda well known
HUH ? it does NOT sound like it
In the mod I just mentioned, Teto is the K
you get an ultra blunder for that one
Is that the super mega ultra blunder reaction
since when is there an excuse for using that word
silly little ringtone
being autistic.
oh I got a mod with all the faces replaced by vocaloid except jack spades whis is gordon freeman whatsapp version
i heard vocaloid is a thing for autistic people
So it was
that would explain how ive gotten into vocaloid a lot recently
Yeah straights usually can’t keep up. I did two more runs with them and one died at ante 1 boss and the other to ante 2 small.
how do you guys have like the super reaction emoji that like explode and do cool stuff
free nitro
you dont get to decide who "can" say the slur if the slur doesnt apply to you in the first place twin
WHITE STAKE REACTION IS KILLING ME
so yes i can say it
as i said before i am autistic XD
what ?
magical cure love shot
"The treatment successfully (slur) tumor growth."
Past tense verb meaning slowed
eternal riff raff gambit?
true
Is there some secret method even better than misprint strat that lets you get straights more often?
yeah the beam song
listen to it rn
"with my silly little ringtone"
And then it gives a negative 🤤🤤🤤
on lilo's soul im getting a negative from riff raff
-# gulp
yeah I get it 😭
:3
rip lilo, you will be missed
why do you disagree
Dw guys horses have the ability to make jokers negative
It was in the new balance patch
?
I hate Bloodstone
horse joker
I’m probably gonna just go back to flush if there are no ideas for improving straights.
You can always high card
I hate Throwback
Wrong emssage
guys whats the top 3 worst boss blinds that yall would delete from the game if it was possible
You can always high card
none
probably serpent if any
crimson heart
I was called a clown for trying pair? Is high card really better?
who called you a clown for trying pair?
pair is meta
its jokerless
Pair is super meta huh
jokerless
eternal riff raff might be meta
but dont use flush either
I don’t remember who. They said pair is very bad and clowned on me for trying them.
Plant, Crimson, Vessel
I can try high card though. I haven’t tried it yet and I’m not allowed to disagree here so i will try it.
large blind
no one said you can't disagree you just need to back up your claim with statistical proof in a statistical game, which you never do
because it's an outdated derogatory insult used to mock intelligence or behaviour why do u think
woah you have all the colorful joker cards
Exodia
i'm a part of the group it applies to, i have had it used against me, and i am not using it in a derogatory way
i see no harm in using it
I mean that’s not what the ban message said but again, not allowed to disagree or cause conflict. So yes you are correct.
Or in the context I used it earlier
yeah nothing inherently wrong with it if ur not using it in a derogatory way
exactly
"since when is there an excuse for using that word"
i.e., "flame-retardant materials"
nowhere in Magical Cure Love Shot does it sound like that
Okay so high card dosen’t work because you can’t scale it fast enough for it to be better than straights, house, or flush.
🔥
Any other ideas?
nah nah, when she says ringtone
it does when she says "silly little ringtone"
listen to the song and get back to me
the way it's tuned make it sound like that kinda
My Erratic standby: Flush House tarot shenanigans
miku miku beammmmm
i have, i’ve never perceived it as that word
woah, some lads have suits
What? Please explain.
i'm saying to listen to it now with that perception in mind
jokerless is basically solved because there's very little variance due to... no jokers
Use tarots/spectrals to build your deck right and spam Flush Houses
its like if someone told you the sky was green and u went "No. i saw it before and it wasnt" when its right above you to look at and disagree with dawg
just listen for 2 seconds and disagree with me then
i have chosen
I tried the seed a few times and I hate it
What are the requirements needed in the seed to make straights survive past round 4/5 as they usually die there due to the low creation rate.
but I'm trying it gold stake so idk what stake you did
blue seals, xmult
straights are a very strong hand in terms of scaling
Okay so you require 2 spectral packs one with a blue seal and one with a polychrome then?
polychrome is unnecessary, most forms of xmult are good enough
polychrome is just one choice
saturn
its literally just saturns
steels and glass will be your main source of xmult
and blue seals can be found in packs as long as you look hard enough
Or Justice/Chariot tarots
Is there any other way to get xmult besides polychrome though? I don’t think there is?
photochad is also one option
jokerless
it's the whole reason I beat jokerless when I did it
glass, steel, observatory
oh, for jokerless?
How do you get them faster than the 1 per-ante which is around the average.
yeah, definitely steels or glass
glass and steel are the easiest
i love glass card
most hands can beat jokerless with the right rng
blue seal
2nd person who gave up on the seed today
and opening packs
i beat my jokerless run with high card
1 per ante? you only get planets and tarots in the shop, you should not be only getting 1 saturn per ante
it's unlikely you can make it but it's possible
yea thats what im confused about
Maybe a bad seed
I just cannot with black deck I have no patience for it
i beat jokerless first try with flush hourse but it was very close
whats the seed
flush horse
J5Z3517P
Oh yeah forgot about those xD yeah I always go for steel obviously, glass I do when Know death is coming, observatory though is interesting. Never thought of that. I can definitely reset for that too.
iw ill give it my all
black deck gold stake
o7
i would not recommend resetting for observatory, it implies you have telescope already
please share what you did because every time I try it the run dies by mid ante 3 for me I believe
buying vouchers early into the run is a gamble
i spent the whole day yesterday failing at an "easy" seed on white stake
someone explicitly gave it to me cos it was broken lmao
i'm that hopeless at this game
Yeah on average you get 1 Saturn per-ante. That’s with buying them as they show up in-shop and opening all $4 planet packs. (I would open the more expensive ones but that would set my money to 0 and result in a speedy death.)
you don't get punished for taking the rare skip but it has a rental duo in it
also fyi, if you have a planet card put in your consumable slots for observatory, you can't find it in the shop
really the hardest part of jokerless is managing money tbh
I guess the skip is worth a try if you're retrying to just see if it's even winnable
it also makes the photo not rental too so maybe more insentive to take it
or yk not scoring anything
both can coexist
of course
Yeah I know. I’de be resetting for all the things we have discussed, plus resetting for a telescope then observatory.
the first shop being a blueprint you cannot buy is an extra fuck you to the player lol
i think the hardest part of the seed is the spades genuinely ghosting on some blinds
dude yes
telescope is a choice, but tbh a lot of the run is done through brute force
and seeing what the run gives you
losing that arrowhead is brutal
pretty sure spades go 0/18 on one of the blinds
fs
typically, the runs with the best chances of surviving jokerless
all come from getting lucky with standard packs
bruh istg dna only shows up when i have no use for it
being able to get cards with editions, cards with seals
Okay so just to double check here before I go try this. Here is the strat.
Start the game with a 1 hand win.
Check if you have telescope.
Check if you have spectral pack.
Check if spectral pack is blue seal.
Move onto shop 2 with at most 2 hands.
Check if you have spectral.
Check if blue seal.
If no blue seal, reset.
Move onto ante 2.
Check if observatory.
If no observatory reset.
@cloud sinew how is it going so far
i don't think you'll improve by expecting everything to run by a spreadsheet
What should i do here? Showman out? Im still missing dna
I hate Bloodstone
mime out trust
yes
Idk what you mean?
damn
the chances of running into a seed like that is astronomically low
and you wanna keep hitting R for it?
new high score ig (idol)
okay theres a much better strat
Is there something I’m missing that is better?
which is to reroll for small or big blind investment
winning runs aren't built on spreadsheet formulas
and that's it
you should keep in mind this is white stake scaling
there are things that help, not win the run
you absolutely do not need to optimize this
i lost
this is a difficult seed
you shouldn't optimize this
i definitely made mistakes but damn
because it's, yknow, a roguelike
That is in my mind but white stake without any scaling is extremely hard as proven here xD
give it a retry, you don't get punished at all for the rare skip
there is scaling
Lay it on me. 😄
nah id rather just one and done it
it should be easier to find scaling
just reroll for an investment tag
ok then thanks for trying
and then go from there
when there are no jokers and you want saturns
dont worry about blue seals for the early game until your interest is set, aka after ante 1 with investment
@lament condor yeah man that seed is brutal
I’m confused. I used to do that a lot when I was new but was told off for it? So it’s good here?
investment tag is probably the best tag early
because it's bad for winning consistently
if ur looking for quick starts i guess
this
tru
do you usually only look for blue seals until ur at interest cap?
it's utter dogshit after but early it's bussin
I only open packs at like max interest
Okay so revised then.
Start the game with an investment tag.
Beat round 2 with at most 2 hands.
Check if you have telescope.
Check if you have spectral pack.
Check if spectral pack is blue seal.
If no blue seal, reset.
Move onto ante 2 with max money.
Check if observatory.
If no observatory reset.
unless its an emergency or whatever
same
is observatory even a good choice that early into a jokerless run
wait I don’t think you should be resetting
not saying as to why you should listen to me, but rather why you should consider listening to me;
ive done challenge gauntlet, all 20 challenges in a row without losing, and jokerless was the 2nd one i put in the line-up so ive beaten it like 15 times i think
observatory so overrated ngl
You can’t buy telescope ante 1 then.
ngl for my jokerless run i found a red seal glass jack in a standard pack 😂
and it just never broke
for my jokerless high card run it was a foil 10 of spades with a purple seal
If you use the indigo deck from mp mod -- if you have 5 jokers and open a buffoon pack, is it gonna make you sell 2 and take 2?
Oh no trust me I listen to you. You’re the one who opened my eyes to misprint strat which I now use for every hand in the game.
i could either score with it or discard to get tools for deckfixing
I rarely ever see it but its good
observatory is just A thing
it's not necessary for runs but it exists
getting +mult without xmult and dying feels bad but getting xmult but no +mult feels worse
kinda free mult
Okay so re-revised then.
Start the game with an investment tag.
Beat round 2 with at most 2 hands.
Check if you have spectral pack.
Check if spectral pack is blue seal.
If no blue seal, reset.
Move onto ante 2 with max money.
Check if telescope.
If no telescope reset.
wuts the misprint strat? am i living under a rock or something
also youd be surpriiiised
saved me once
I hate Photograph
hey now, i've been there
remove the "with at most 2 hands". money from hands doesnt matter anywhere near as much for survival ante 1 because of investment
Observatory seems to not be required early game based on what you said.
this is a very interesting start (ignore jolly i needed early game scoring)
Don’t you need $6 for the spectral pack?
dont open the packs
ive almost never used observatory effectively
you shouldn't be so eager to reset runs
thats what iive been saying !
eternal fist 0.o
how do you know you won't be able to turn a run around
How do I get blue seal then?
nw you take what you need
from ante 2 onwards
if you don't play them out
dont open the packs in a1 unless its like a mega spectral or something
Okay so ante 2 shop 1 needs it then?
eternal jolly is absolutely disgusting
why cant we just play the game
no. just at some point after ante 2 before ante 8
Okay let me revise
can someone tell amphy to look in standard packs too please
also standard cards are much more likely to have high value cards, including blue seals
jolly jonkler is good
he's a jolly good fellow
my confusion comes from why are you expecting the seeds to play the way you want it to
also purple seals are great
Strights can’t survive ante 2 though especially with no planets at all. That’s why I’m confused here.
doesn't matter
ye eternal jolly is kinda funny
ofc it matters
the fist + four finger synergy
"especially with no planets" is where youre going wrong. you have to do what you can to surivive
I like the four fingers here more for it being foil
no way would i think these 2 jokers would synergize in any way until i've played this seed
eternals are the least of your worries on black deck
That’s why I asked my initial question of how do you make straights happen more than once every 3.5 hands/discards?
ehh
i think the biggest problem you have legitimately is not taking risks and playing how a roguelike is supposed to be played
to a point
yeah but i found blue joker anyways but the extra chips did help me the ante before
ya
Ante 2 requires you play 2 straights, 3 if you have level 0.
trying to find the optimal conditions to win a run all the time is not how you enjoy a roguelike
you need anything you can use to survive
So I’m confused on how you can even do that?
you have 3 discards and 4 hands
dude mail in rebate is so fucking funny on all 10 seeds
do i go for fist baron synergy or do i go next
i enjoy winning
so
straights scale very well. but there's always a chance a card you need will get bottom-decked
I think this is genuinely not their type of game
yeah
it is for me
because they said they played isaac before and hated it
Which is 1 short for 2?
anyone know if there's a way to check win percentage
not without external tools
balatro stats site probably
at the end of the day everyone plays the game differently
oh true
I just dont like the resetting parts
i forgot that existed
fr
obsessing over it and having to spreadsheet stuff out for just winning a run and trying to follow it TOAT is definitely a problem though
guess that's just how it is for some people
J5Z3517P SOMEONE beat this seed PLEASE
the way that Amphy is playing is pushing them towards the best run possible rather than working with what theyre given each seed
sent it to doc
"IM LOW ON CASH!! I'm COOKED!!" The humble mail in rebate with the bluestorm
I'd love to see him try that one lmao
i will try and fail
black deck gold stake riiight
i'll be impressed if you get to the 4th ante, black deck gold stake
golly I haven’t practiced that much
swashbuckler + egg? ante 2 and 3...nothing jumped out as amazing, no great hits on the card generation
amen to the econ
oh black deck gold stake hell nah nvm
I’m not experienced with black
that shit is a prison
<3
black deck is just the opposite of fun for me
yup
anyways is this worth the pickup?
no accessible good negatives. https://miaklwalker.github.io/Blueprint/?seed=J5Z3517P&deck=Red+Deck&antes=8&stake=Gold+Stake
and I'm still learning how to winstreak so I'm by no means a fantastic player
probably not
I don't think so
i am #1 baron hater after all
perishable arrowhead cool
you're gonna have a LOT of fun with spades
lets just leave it at that
baron sucks so much
baron does need a lot of deck fixing so i can see the reason to pass it
skull i think this is low
yeah I've been converted to the baron hate train ever since my c++ journey
Okay so i revised it again. This time with less resetting and much more lax rules.
Here we go again.
- Start game with Investment Tag.
- Beat Round 2 at all costs.
- Skip shop unless:
- Mega Spectral
- Beat Ante 1 at all costs.
- Check shop for:
- Saturn
- Spectral Packs w/ Blue Seals
- Telescope
- If none of above in shop reset.
fuck apple arcade for being a piece of shit and making the game files impossible to use
i'm so used to people just disagreeing with my ass balatro opinions that i was surprised to hear that
holy shit I did not deserve to get past
bruh
telescope not worth the ante 1 pickup...really hard to afford anyway
20% winrate is crazy high wtf u mean
that boss is a troll for never letting you draw the damn spades
it is?
yes
It’s not in ante 1. It’s in ante 2.
wowie
if you're planning a restart i recommend trying the rare skip tag you don't get punished for taking it at all
oh yea ok
this game is evil
Only at least 1 is required.
nonono! why would I restart? or skip
Since without any of those 3, you will die to ante 2 small.
100% winrate if you don't lose
you're gonna die fast anyways might as well try again
just saying
100% too if you beat the ante 8 boss
so true
das what I'm saying!
uh... yeah
mmmm chip
actually more like 96ish% because of the time traveling
chips in dutch is fish
Okay here is the possible final version.
- Start game with Investment Tag.
- Beat Round 2 at all costs.
- Skip shop unless:
- Mega Spectral
- Beat Ante 1 at all costs.
- Check shop for:
- Saturn
- Spectral Packs w/ Blue Seals
- Useful Vouchers
- If none of above in shop reset.
50 fishes
Useful vouchers is much more reasonable as technically getting any hand/discard increase will help too.
Telescope isn’t required since you can’t afford any of it anyways.
I kinda have to take chad
thats a lot of fish
look up
i want some fish and fish
(the real translation of fish in dutch is "Vis")
Alright. Well I’m gonna give it a try and get reset grinding. Ping me if y’all have anything to add.
honestly i've gotten so bored with black deck that im just skipping ante 1 for random bs
and hoping it works
because im tired of it
I can understand that
it just adds much more random factor to the run but also won't really help
nah i believe u
just pulled like 3 brainstorms in one shop
L or W
this is what the fish is in dutch
lmao
showman is the greatest joker in history
dw i've been there done that
unfortunately i cannot read dutch so i will let someone else handle it
not on gold stake but i recently beat black deck orange stake
took me weeks
that shi is next to impossible
but in the meantime, i will laugh at dutch translations
i'm glad i'm not alone cos when i said that before i got people saying it was easy or some shit
i love dutch
such a funni language
i mean i got hard carried by canio on my 1st purple stake black deck run and i thought this shit was easy
has doc ever gave up on a seed
Bruh i swear resetting for tags didn’t take this long back when I did it normally xD
did u win
before i realized what purple stake was
by a landslide
damn nice
i got my blue purple and orange stake wins in the same week but gold stake has already taken me a couple of days
PLEASE GIVE ME THIS WIN
if u play for hours every day like me
months?
i reassure you sometimes it's just the seed
This was Gross. I felt dirty getting that record. Plasma Deck is really the easiest to Nani. Everyone knew that.
yeah that's what i was saying but then mfs were saying "skill issue, u can win on any seed if u know what ur doing"
ya there arent really any chip jokers on the seed
i watched doc's videos for like a month and i've figured out most of whats going on
if im really lucky i can beat a gold stake in a day
it's more like a half n half
na not really
sometimes the run just isnt optimized enough to survive to that point
90-10 imo lol
but there is no such thing as an "Impossible seed"
basically yesss
every seed is winnable somehow
debatable
well there are no impossible seeds
"I'm sorry, sir. I lost because didn't get mail in rebate"
for now ig ?
this is only true if you know EVERYTHING that can happen in a seed, which isn't possible
its pretty subjective
exactly
if you can somehow win its winnable
easy no but winnable sure
I personally think it's bs that no seed is impossible, especially if you're talking about beating it blind
yeah but you can play "optimally," which should give you at least a really high chance of winning
you got to work with what you're given and sometimes you're given nothing but bullshit
i hope it's not a blue seal
poo seal
you can always just put the seed on white stake plasma
i can always just put it in photoshop
but then of course you can get a seed with only showman basic joker and flower pot with only straight flushes 4oak and high card in the planet packs
and only suit changers and lovers in the arcana packs
Okay no seal. But it’s not a reset since we did get a useful voucer.
honestly I might have lost the seed because of a chad fumble
However unless next shop has something. I’m pretty sure I’m dead/
I might try again
just play it out
if it loses its whatever
stretch the run to its limits
AHHHH THIS MIGHT BE THE RUN
manifesting spectral pack with incantation
Did you win? @lament condor
are ya winnin son
they're ante 2 wdym
not yet
Okay holy shit this could be it!
Ante 2 shop 2 had 2 saturns and a blue seal.
It all comes down to if i can make straights now.
The Wraith Pull of The Century
HOLY SHIT
i hate this game
you'll get there eventually, trust
same
certainly a start
pretty good
superposition too?
I'd save money
L
on any other deck it would be maybe a safe pick but black is brutal
but what if it gives me fool
nah runners great as is
the moment you think of it as use straights to scale and pairs to score
runner and spare trousers both are better with pairs as your scoring hand type
in a backwards way
I need help, what do i need to naneinf?
literally every time i get an ante 1 ancient joker
you use two pairs/straights to scale them but nothing beats the consistency for scoring that pairs get
Canio without pareidolia just feels kind of bad
Viable royal flush build.
how tf did u get to ante 26 lmao
it's still very good
Thunk really cooked with this 1.1 update.
and $1444 is crazy
rolling for serpent so i dont die
Yeah i agree
True it is bad
but idk how to proceed
I hate red card
even if its the obvious take that can win me a run i don't take it because i hate it
||Damn no one took the bait. ||
you gotta get over that, also I'm using red card rn lmao
||click this message like a good boy||
I can't read
Errrrr 121 high cards at ante 5
red card has such a braindead playstyle that i would rather lose a run then win a run with it
Was tryna get my 4th copy joker
honse
is naneinf doable on ante 26? or do i have to get to 27
Yes yes
😻😻🥰🥰😝😝
yes
nan ante 26 is doable
like I said, you work with what the game gives you. red card is great if you can afford to open packs, like if you have the econ. that's the only limiting factor
it has chosen you arent worthy
Thats probably because localthunk has a vendetta against you specifically
playstyle w/ redcard ≈ playstyle without redcard
open every pack, skip if bad
Wth are you talking abt
it's true
I dunno, that's between you and localthunk
localthunk HATES you specifically... yes YOU reading this
And who is localthunk ?
oof you got banned
That explains it
nobody
the game dev
the guy who made the game
esta bien
what was the question
My game is modded and when i select a deck the game crashed
something is wrong with my manacle
It was doing it 2 days ago, but from yesterday it started doing it
you got banned from balatro
ggs
Banned for doing what
modding
they're joking
it isn't
god forbid i make a joke i guess
gng what 😭
i'm crine
Ok then why when ive typed a thing people say shit
how to help
not that serious lad 
I wish getting to build around 3oak was more viable
I hate Bloodstone
have you used bloodstone in the past
have you verified integrity of game files yet
cant wait to get to five digits
Nope
Golden Needle done
What has the higher sell value: Rebate or Bull?
bull
bull
I did but i dont know if there something that isnt good
this also happened to me and I cleared out all the mods that were in my mods folder that I do not use, plus verified integrity of the game files, and it worked again
You think i should redownload my mods ?
3 copies baron 1 mime? or even copies
yes
@cloud sinew You are a saint sent from the heaven above. I owe you so much yet have so little to give. This massive victory is dedicated to you. Your strat worked. Coming down to the wire but it worked.
worth a try
sure thing
I was so locked in that run it was insane.
GG
proud of you man
We love to see it
Every move was calculated using misprint. Every action thought of and dissected. Everything was perfect.
honestly I feel like golden needle is harder than jokerless
it was for me
Doing my second Challenge: "On A Knife's Edge"
The second I saw Violent Vessel I thought I was dead. I had to pivot so hard into glass. Only managing to make 1. That entire game rested on that one single red seal glass king. If I didn’t pull it, I’de have died.
Actually okay maybe not.
never punished for the rare skip tag
If I didn’t pull it, I’de need 2 straights to get a win. Which was very unlikely to happen because of my starting draw being so bad.
How do i avoid the safe file bug?
can somewun tell amphy that next time if they ever wanna do jokerless again they should make glass in advance 
also congrats
With jokerless done, I have finally finished all of the challenges.
gg
Now all that’s left is the real challenge… all the rest of the stakes on all the rest of the decks xD
LOCALTHUNK WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
you were in fact punished for taking the rare skip
also what the hell are you doing man
I owe this 3oak run to oops + hallucination for generating so many tarots for me to make 11 8s and many steel and gold cards, and also my purple seals
ante 4 round 6
atp im not even trying to win im just goofing around
ur banner is hot
thank you
does anyone know? i dont really want to lose my save file haha, do i just go new game and hope for the best?
my only source of mult was diamond cards
mann
Is it permissible in your book to take Bloodstone just to feed it to Dagger?
GAM
permissible
thats literally optimal use case
of bloodstone
also baseball card
it's not THAT bad
whatever will i do
it is that bad
why did you skip 5 times in 4 antes
nah sis u trippin
it is that bad
1k. worth of rerolls. and there is not a single luchador.
not enough money you want 2k+
shoutout to obelisk for appearing in my last moment
maybe it is worse than i made it sound but it's still okay at the very least
guys this might be close!!
what a cruel fate
you're telling me 2 bloodstones and 2 hacks only being able to score 100k is ok in any sense of the word
unlucky 🤷♂️
skill issue
bloodstone is so fucking garbage without dice
yep thats the exact problem
I FUCKING LOVE YOU BONES
I don't need to be lucky if I used an actual good joker
full skip perfection
fair enough but it's 1/2 for a reason
what reason
Do i do it
haha.. this isn't a issue right guys
that if it was guaranteed it would be way too good
one hand remaining
crimson lowkey just shit on you
maybe
also there has to be several jokers for dice to synergise with
fairest crimson heart gameplay
Vagabond will score the rest for you
i FUCKING HATE YOU BONES
a chance based scoring joker is just not it
crimson heart is comparable to king von
crimson heart aura farmed
oops is good because it's a huge value generator
that's fair
and value generators being chance based is ok because you don't literally die if they miss
literally the worst thing it could have hit 😭
i've been going at purple stake all skip for like 2 hours
i mean i still think it's good but that's a valid reason to not like it
not the 4x Mult joker 😩
i'm so desperate that i'm savescumming wheels
Justice isn't glass?
justice tarot makes glass
did you mean your judgement
nw
i'm so desperate that i'm savescumming wheels
the balatro discord server is a wonderful place
what does savescumming even do if everything in the seed always happens the same way
Just faced The Needle with Bloodstone. 5 hearts, each one repeated. In 10 cards only one of them triggered Bloodstone. Why
no way i found a blueprint that isn't perishable/eternal/rental on gold stake
@serene forge
💀😭
and there's not really a joker for it to copy atm
the goon squad vs black deck gold stake
because bloodstone is super consistant
bloodstone slander.
it could never
where can i complain about how bad this games cloud is
did thunk know about Ante 39
please Chicot
I just don't even know why i bother playing this game
the only one I dont have gold sticker
i hate when both my skips are boss tag skips
Sold Blue because Verdant Leaf
BANG
If every time I open it it's a coinflip to wether it'll save or completely reset
Just restart?
Why did you skip then
why would i not
goon squad has been fully assembled
cause its a horrible idea?
Ante 1 is the most important ante
And I open it up once on my computer
which not only doesn't download the cloud
but saves the old cloud to the new one
i think we're playing different games
you don't understand how much i need to skip
what if there's scary things in those 2 blinds
uninstall the app and now everything's gone
🥀
now this is what i'm talking about
i lost the other one but it's okay
i also lost this one but it's okay
I restart till I get polychrome, investment, coupon or rare
GOON SQUAD WILL PREVAIL OVER THE GOLD STAKE BLACK DECK
HELLO HI
don't jinx it 🙏
throwback 🥀
throwback is S tier joker
🏇
hii ashy
guys do we pivot to madness?
AYO NOT THE JAR
hai 🐎🎉
shiba don't let the haters get to you
if you don't have your throwback at x4 at ante 8 what are you even doing
wdym
i think ashy is smarter then all of you so im going with ashy's idea
throw back throws you back to ante 1 if you try using it
i agree
throw that ass back
if u insist~ 😝
are we really the ones who shakespeare died for
I'M THROWING IT BACK SO HARD
im so powerful that 4 high cards win (im going for pairs and i have a blueprint burglar)
pretty sure youre thinking of the wrong guy
THIS IS WHAT SOCRATES DIED FOR
it was VOLTAIRE who died for our sins
make sure you send me a video of you throwing it back
u really be on crack
ebk?
x40 mult 🔥
🙏
am i born in heaven or did i birth heaven
sir huesos!
now surely an invis
Life insurance
throwback scales even worse than red card
which is kinda funny since in my language huesos is a very naughty word
i mean it wouldn't matter i'm on ante 7
so like 2 more rounds
soul on gold stake is guaranteed to give you a legendary without a gold sticker if you have one
1 more*
yoyre throwing it back
still u wanna get as far as u can
